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Excuse me. Can you tell me

the flavour difference between 'Taste Sensation'

and 'Taste Explosion'? No.

Okay.

I'll just take grape.

Hey, are you okay? Gus Huh?

Oh, yeah, I'm fine. Fine.

I just get excited when the new issue of...

'Quilting Bee Monthly' comes in.

"25 Thimbles You Just Can't Live Without."

Augustus, are you hiding from those tough bullies outside?

Which would be less embarrassing?

Hey, you know my name. I'd hope so.

We've only been in history together since...

beginning of the year. Yeah, but you're

Hayley Steele and I'm...

Gus. Right.

See, sometimes even I forget.

Hey, if you want,

I'll walk outside with you. Nah, that's okay.

I'll just wait them out.

I've found that they usually get tired after a few...days.

We close at 11:00.

Okay, well do you sell disguises or guard dogs?

Harumph!

Hayley Gus, you should not let them get to you like that.

I bet if you just told them you aren't afraid of them,

they'll just be scared little boys.

Vin Come on, Gus!

Behind all that... muscle.

I'll just stay till 11:00. Fine.

I think you could stand up to them though.

I just wish you had as much faith in yourself as I do.

Harry Gu-us

All right, I've had enough.

I'm not scared of you and...

There's nothing you can...

Ahhh!

Vin Get him!

Alejandro Come back here, Gus!

Gus!

Vin Get in there, man.

Harry Gus! Alejandro Come on out, man.

Yo, Gus!

Sissy boy, where are you?

Vin Gu-us!

It'll be a lot easier if you came out now.

Gus, we're going to fight, you might as well just give up.

Harry Yo, Gus? Vin Come out now and

we'll only beat you up for six minutes, how 'bout that?

Gussy!

Come out and play, man!

There he is! Get him!

Alejandro Hey, Gus, now we're gonna get you.

Oh, Gus.

What was that?

Let's get out of here. Go! Go!

Eeh!

Master.

Felix Shazow! Jake Sha-what?

Shazow! I'm working on my new signature catchphrase.

You know, like the ones all the cool superheroes

in the comics have? Remember when you asked me

why people sometimes don't like you?

Things like this.

Felix, look out! Go!

Felix Uh-oh! Jake Felix!

Ah, I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!

Are your okay? Felix!

He's dead, Jake.

Congratulations. I'm impressed.

In that last simulation you managed to destroy...

everything. Ahhh, yeah.

Thanks, partner. Come on,

no one could've predicted that thing collapsing like that.

It was a total fluke. No,

me sinking that half-court shot to win last year's

donkey basketball game, that was a total fluke.

Stockley Fluke or not, this last run proves you guys need

to spend more time practicing in the simulator.

Hope neither of you had anything planned during lunch this week.

Felix But it's Melted Cheese week.

It's my second favourite week, next to 'Hooray for Salt!'

But I guess Jake does need the work.

Jake You're the one who stepped on my foot in there.

Because you're supposed to step to the right.

Since when? Since that's what protocol

says we do when fighting the Helmatrop.

You're supposed to go stay to the right and zap high,

while I wait for two counts and zing low.

Right, cause I'm sure the Helmatrop knows to wait

two counts before attacking.

Stockley It may not make sense, Jake,

but the monster behavior that you're encountering

in the simulator is extremely accurate.

Programmed straight from the Troop manuals.

Jake I'm not doubting the manuals, but along with

the book smarts, maybe we should incorporate some street smarts.

What's the point of having instincts if you're not

allowed to trust them?

What is that?

I don't know. Never heard it before.

Felix Hey, guys.

Ahh!

Hey, there you are. Hayley, hey.

See, all in one piece. I told you.

If you just held your head up high, they'll leave you alone.

Yeah, thanks.

Ooo-kay...

You know what? Those other guys,

they might be afraid of you, but I'm not, all right.

You just got lucky.

Let's see you fight with the lights on.

It's okay, Hayley. I can handle him.

Oooh, I'm shaking.

Vin Arghh!

Girl Did you see that?

I guess you can fight with the lights on.

Did you see that? That was awesome!

Hayley Glad you're not afraid of him anymore.

Maybe you could try talking to them next time though.

Now that you found your inner power,

there's a lot of different ways you can use it.

I intend to.

Was it always raining in the '50s?

Why is everyone wearing hats? Yeah, it was raining.

It was raining 'style'. It's called being dapper, Jake.

I kind of like it. Maybe I should get a fedora.

Stockley I've always found mine to be a wise investment.

So it turns out that the alarm we heard means that

a monster has escaped. Jake But I checked the cells.

All our creatures are accounted for.

All the ones we knew about. But there's one monster

that was captured by the Troop back in 1952.

Now it was too dangerous to keep with the others,

so they housed it in a makeshift holding cell in the old

abandoned ice cream factory. It's unthinkable!

Stockley I'm afraid it's true, my friend.

The Doulos in on the loose. No, I mean,

who'd abandon an ice cream factory?

Felix It says here they closed it down in the '50s

when old Dimitri Healthiboy's heart burst,

or maybe it was his stomach. They can't really tell,

he was buried in a piano crate.

What are we waiting for? Let's take this Doulos down!

Yeah! Let's put some Shazow on it!

Will you stop it with 'Shazow'?

I'm afraid it's not going to be so simple

as saying "Shazow", Felix. The Doulos isn't

so easy to capture. Take a look.

I think that's the best photo that we have of him.

Jake I don't see anything. Stockley Exactly.

The Doulos is invisible. It's an imprinting monster

that latches on to the first person it sees.

That's because it can't think on its own.

That's why he needs a master.

Stockley No one has seen a Doulos, literally, in decades.

In fact, our escaped Doulos is the only recorded capture

in Troop history.

Aren't there usually three members in a Troop?

There are only two people in this picture.

The Doulos is so dangerous, so elusive that in the process

of trying to contain this one, that Troop lost one of its own.

a few kids by shop class.

I got...

seven dollars

and this tie rack.

Gus Ahem!

Ah, Father's Day came early.

What'd you bring for me, Harry?

How do you expect me to shake people down

when none of the kids in my home ec class bring cash?

I mean, we get extra credit for bringing in our lunches.

FYI, the shrimp bisque in there, exquisite.

Oh, yeah.

I also stole this from some girl at the bus stop.

I guess her name is Di Abetic.

Ooh, this will be tough to top.

Vin, what'd you bring for me?

I don't bring. I get brought.

Well, not anymore.

You're going to start earning your keep around here.

You don't want to see the wrong side of me.

That's not very...

That's not very what?

Not very uh, not impressive.

Gus? Hayley!

Hey, how long have you been standing there for?

Ah, what's going on?

What happened to the table?

Oh, ah, termites.

Ah, I just came by to see how you were doing.

Oh, I'm doing fine. Thank you.

And if you'd like to see more, I'm free tonight.

I was thinking of going to the mall, picking out

some new cloths, you know, more befitting of my new stature

as being 'not' the lowest man on the totem pole.

You do seem different.

I know. Isn't it great?

And it's all thanks to you, really.

Ever since I stopped letting others push me around,

they've stopped throwing things at me.

People really actually want to be my friend.

And I've been wedgie-free for more than ten hours.

Ten hours! I'm thrilled for you, Gus,

especially that wedgie part. Oh, and I got this,

especially for you. Huh?

Gus It's just a little token to say thank you.

For what?

For believing in me.

I really can't accept this. Why not?

Am I not good enough to give you a gift?

No, I'm not diabetic.

Well, maybe you will be,

cause you're just that sweet.

Well, listen, I...I've got to go hang out with my guys.

Ah, but I'll catch you after school, okay?

Okay.

Jake Felix! I'm so sorry!

Now that was better.

Felix Better? Better?

He killed me again. I know.

But this time it took a lot longer.

Over 90 seconds in. Great work, Jake.

I'm telling you, something's wrong with the machine.

That's easy for you to say. You're not the one

being splattered, blasted and crushed.

Stockley Oh yeah, that crushing was hard to look at.

But, it's got to be done.

We've got a Doulos on the loose and no way to take him down.

I don't see the point of these simulations.

Just because a book says this is how

a Doulos acts, doesn't mean it will.

It's the best information we've got, Jake.

What else do you want to go on? My gut.

Hmm... Felix Is this the same gut

that likes bananas on top of pizza?

It's the perfect combination of savory and sweet.

The simulator is programmed with data from every monster

fight the Troop has ever had. And the last time

the Troop fought a Doulos, they lost a guy.

Come on, Felix. What am I good at?

Bringing your spit back up before it hits the ground.

Ha, it's great. Aside from that.

Fighting monsters. Exactly.

So let's quit these simulations and go after it.

We can't.

Until we know where the Doulos is and who it's master is,

we might as well keep practicing.

Soon everyone will know my name

and pay me the respect that I deserve.

But not my middle name, Simon. No one will know that.

Hey, Gus.

Hayley! Just the person I wanted to see.

Did you change your mind about going shopping with me?

I'll treat you to anything you want in the food court.

There's nothing they won't put on a baked potato.

Gus,

I need you to stay calm and quickly get behind me.

You're one of them. What?

The Doulos told me about a group of monster hunters.

You're obviously a member of the Troop.

You talked to the Doulos?

Gus, you don't know what you're dealing with.

Please, please get behind me. You're in danger.

Aw, it's sweet to know how much you care, Hayley.

But I can fight my own battles now.

I guess the more important question is,

are you going to join me or do I have to destroy you

along with rest of your friends? Destroy who?

The other members of the Troop.

I can't let the group that captured my Doulos do it again.

Like I said, my Doulos told me everything.

So what's it going to be? You can't do this.

I know its power is hard to resist,

but you are making a big mistake.

The only mistake here

is that you could've had a twice-baked potato.

Let's give Hayley a lift.

Gus I know it doesn't seem like much at the moment,

but I really think with your feminine touch, we could make

this whole ice cream factory thing, really feel like home.

Hayley Sorry, I'm not into industrial-monster chic.

Come on, don't be such a spoil sport, Hayley.

Just because I have to destroy the others,

doesn't mean you and I can't be friends.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it does.

Told you she was feisty.

I don't understand.

What happened to you, Gus?

Where is that sweet guy who used to sit behind me

in Mr. Horton's history class? That pathetic mess?

Why would you want him back?

He's a nothing, a nobody. Look at me know.

With the Doulos by my side, I'm powerful enough to do anything.

And after I take care of your friends, you'll want to join me.

Doesn't work that way, Gus.

You can't force people to respect you.

You have to earn it.

Now let me go or the rest of the Troop will come looking for me.

And you don't want that. Don't I?

It's Hayley.

She's in trouble. Jake I'll get the weapons.

We still don't know how to defeat the monster.

But we don't have time to... Stockley I know,

which is why I think Felix should stay here.

What? No.

Look, the Doulos is too dangerous.

We still don't have a simulation where you guys have defeated

the monster. I just...I don't think

this is a good idea. I can't risk it.

Shouldn't that be my decision?

Jake Felix, you can stay if you want, but you've got

to know, I wouldn't let anything happen to you.

I know what I'm doing.

Oops.

Fire up the battle cruisers. Felix...

No, Mr. Stockley, I have to do this.

I believe in Jake.

Besides, Hayley needs us.

Jake Don't worry, Felix.

Everything will be just like we practiced.

Except, not at all.

Everything will turn out okay. You have to trust me on this.

I do. I trust you.

Ooof!

Jake.

Doulos, dispense with them!

Felix Ahhh!

Felix!

Felix!

Ahhh!

Hayley Ahhh!

Ah, these marshmallows are so old.

Gus Hayley, have you had enough?

Ha, you know, I find your tenacity very cute,

but you gotta know you're gonna lose.

Join me, before it's too late.

It's never going to happen, Gus.

Sad thing is, I was actually beginning to like you.

Oh, really? Which part?

Was it the taco sauce that they poured into my hair?

Or was it the way that I cringed behind the lockers?

Or maybe it was my 'kick me please' attitude?

That Gus is gone.

Jake Come and get me!

Doulos! Destroy the boy

and save the girl for me!

Felix Shazow!

Hayley What's going on? Felix Without the master

the Doulos doesn't know what to do.

Whoa!

"Shazow" is a little bit better.

I'm so happy you're okay.

I was really worried for a minute.

Yeah, me too. Hey Jake, you were right.

If you're dead, people stop paying attention to you.

Told you I wouldn't let anything happen to you.

How'd you know all those barrels were empty

and weren't going to crush Felix?

I never really thought about that.

Geez, that would have been bad.

Nice.

Felix We owe it all to Jake's instincts.

Thanks for trusting me, Felix.

Ha, ha, next time though,

aim for something softer, like the marshmallows, okay?

How could you?

The Doulos was my best friend and now I'm back to being

a nothing. That's not true.

You were never a nothing. You'll never be a nothing.

You'll be Gus. Oh yah.

That's great. Wee!

Look, soon you'll forget any of this ever happened

and life will go back to being what it was.

No, I will never forget what the Troop has done to me.

Hayley Trust me, you will.

Gus What's that?

Hayley Hey, you okay?

Yeah, fine. Whe...where am I?

Mine practice.

Gus Wow, never thought I'd become that much of a loser.

Thanks again for walking me here after school.

Yeah.

We'll see you in class tomorrow?

Right. Class. Tomorrow.

Gentleman.

Told you I'd never forget.