Original subtitles

♪ KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY ♪

(Rockefeller) WE THE KNIGHTS, BABY.

PEOPLE...

INSIDE THIS SAFE LIES NOT ONLY A $1.5 MILLION DIAMOND RING,

STOLEN WITH GREAT SKILL AND DEFTITUDE FROM RAY ROMANO,

BUT ALSO THE CULMINATION OF EVERYTHING

THAT WE, THE KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY,

HAVE PURSUED TOGETHER

OVER THESE VERY MANY LONG AND CHALLENGING MONTHS.

ROCKEFELLER? HUH? OH, SORRY.

LAST NIGHT AT 1:00 A.M., I STARTED WATCHING

"CITY SLICKERS II: THE LEGEND OF CURLY'S GOLD."

COULDN'T TURN THE DAMN THING OFF.

GOOD MOVIE. IT JUST WORKS. (Squatch) SORRY TO INTERRUPT EBERT AND ROEPER OVER HERE,

BUT CAN WE GET DOWN TO THE BUSINESS

OF CRACKING OPEN THIS SAFE? (Esperanza) YES, BECAUSE WHEN WE OPEN IT...

(singsong voice) WE'RE GONNA GET RICH! WE'RE GONNA GET RICH!

COME ON, LOUIS. SHAKE IT UP WITH MAMA.

WE'RE GONNA GET RICH! WE'RE GONNA GET RICH! YEAH, LISTEN, I LOVE THE FESTIVITIES AS MUCH

AS EVERYBODY ELSE. I JUST--LET'S LET MR. SQUACIERI DO HIS THANG,

SHALL WE? OKAY, NOW I'M GONNA NEED SILENCE.

52.

(whispers) ALREADY?

31.

44.

15.

16.

2...

15 AGAIN.

(Eugene) UH, SQUATCH?

YEAH? I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

NONE AT ALL. (groans)

LOT OF CLICKS. NOTHING OPENING. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

IT APPEARS THAT IF WE'RE GONNA OPEN THIS THING UP,

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE

A MORE, UH... SCIENTIFIC APPROACH.

(blues music playing)

(man) ♪ I'M A SAFECRACKER, DARLING ♪

♪ WANNA PICK THE LOCK OF LOVE ♪

♪ I'M A SAFECRACKER ♪

♪ AND I WANNA PICK THE LOCK OF LOVE ♪

OH!

♪ WHEN I USE MY SPECIAL TOOLS ♪

♪ I DON'T HAVE TO PUSH AND SHOVE ♪

(brakes squeal)

AAH! ♪ YOU SEE, I PACK A HEFTY CHARGE ♪

♪ IT'S SURE TO BLOW ALL YOUR LOCKS OFF ♪

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT THE HELL?

SCIENCE HAS FAILED US.

WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

WITCHCRAFT?

WE'RE AIN'T NEVER GETTING INTO THAT SAFE.

CHIEF, I GOT AN IDEA. WHAT IF WE WERE TO ENLIST

THE HELP OF A PROFESSIONAL?

A PROFESSIONAL WHAT?

A PROFESSIONAL CRIMINAL.

UH, WE ARE PROFESSIONAL CRIMINALS. HELLO! YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW.

BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT HAVE BEEN

AT THIS A LITTLE LONGER THAN WE HAVE, OKAY?

PEOPLE WHO SPECIALIZE IN THIS TYPE OF SITUATION.

YES. WE NEED A SAFECRUNCHER.

WELL, DO YOU GUYS THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA

TO BRING SOME HARD-ASS THUG INTO THE MIX?

I MEAN, THAT SEEMS KIND OF DANGEROUS. WELL, WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO?

WE NEED HELP. BESIDES, WOULD IT KILL US

TO WIDEN OUR SOCIAL CIRCLE A LITTLE BIT?

FRANKLY, YOU PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO BORE ME.

(Squatch) YEAH, IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE ASKING

TO ADD ANOTHER KNIGHT INTO THE ROSTER.

WE JUST NEED SOMEBODY WHO CAN GIVE US A LITTLE ADVICE. I DON'T KNOW.

LOUIS? ROCK? YOU GUYS THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA?

WHATEVER YOU THINK IS BEST, MR. GURKIN.

(snores)

ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO FIND US A PRO.

(Eugene) WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE

THIS PLACE IS A HANGOUT FOR CRIMINALS? BECAUSE AT LEAST FIVE TIMES

I'VE PICKED GUYS UP HERE, AND THEY'VE ROBBED ME

AT KNIFEPOINT, GUNPOINT OR A COMBINATION OF THE TWO.

AND YET YOU KEEP PICKING THEM UP.

ONLY THE WHITE ONES.

JUST KIDDING, MY BROTHER. (laughs)

(lowers voice) NOT KIDDING.

♪♪♪

SHOULD I LOSE THE ARGYLE SWEATER?

OKAY, GUYS. GATHER AROUND.

THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMEONE IN HERE

WHO KNOWS HOW TO CRACK A SAFE, OKAY?

OUR OBJECTIVE IS TO FIND HIM.

EXCUSE ME? UH, WHAT IF THIS HYPOTHETICAL HIM

IS A COLD-BLOODED MURDERER? WELL, WE DON'T WANNA GET MIXED UP WITH NO MURDERERS.

JUST THANK HIM FOR HIS TIME AND MOVE ON. WHAT IF HE'S JUST AN ATTEMPTED MURDERER?

ALSO UNACCEPTABLE.

WE WANT SOMEONE THAT CAN FINISH WHAT HE STARTS.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S FAN OUT AND MEET THE CANDIDATES.

BUT ACT LIKE YOU BELONG, 'CAUSE GUYS LIKE THIS--

THEY CAN SMELL WEAKNESS A MILE AWAY.

♪♪♪

WHAT CAN I SAY? I LOVE STEALING.

DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GENETIC OR ENVIRONMENT,

BUT, UM... (laughs) DON'T REALLY CARE.

LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT.

I AM A CON ARTIST.

I SWINDLE LONELY OLD WIDOWS OUT OF THEIR FORTUNES

USING NOTHING MORE THAN MY PERSONAL MAGNETISM

AND MY SILVER TONGUE.

ME, TOO!

I GOT 15 STRIKES. HOW MANY YOU GOT?

THE MOST YOU CAN GET IS THREE.

WELL, I'VE GOT FIVE ALIASES--

MICHAEL, JERMAINE, MARLON, JACKIE AND TITO.

AH, BEER. MY FIRST ONE IN THREE YEARS.

IT WAS THE THING I MISSED MOST

WHEN I WAS ON THE INSIDE.

(laughs) WHAT ABOUT ME?

(laughs) OH, I MISSED YOU, TOO, BABY.

YEAH, OH, YEAH.

I'M GONNA MAKE SUCH SWEET LOVE TO YOU TONIGHT.

OOH, WE'RE GONNA BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM, HUH?

(laughs)

NICE INK. I WAS THINKING OF GETTING A TATTOO MYSELF--

"NUMBER 42."

IT'S A JOKE FROM "HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY."

DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE, UH...

THEY ASK THIS, UH, COMPUTER, "WHAT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE?"

AND IT TELLS THEM "THE NUMBER 42."

(laughs) PRETTY FUNNY.

USUALLY WE LIKE TO HIT A BANK

AND THEN LIE LOW FOR A WHILE.

SOMETIMES WE EVEN STRING TOGETHER

A BUNCH OF CRIMES INTO A SPREE.

(laughs) THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.

NOTHING LIKE A GOOD SPREE. MAKES YOU FEEL SO ALIVE.

(man) WHERE'D YOU DO YOUR TIME?

UH...

UH, DANNEMORA?

IT WAS FEATURED ON "LAW & ORDER."

DANNEMORA? I JUST LEFT THERE.

I NEVER SEEN YOU OUT IN THE YARD.

OH, OH, YEAH, THE YARD.

WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE I, UH, SPENT ALL MY TIME IN THE HOLE.

ALL YOUR TIME IN THE HOLE? WELL, I WAS IN THE HOT BOX, TOO.

I MEAN, I WAS MOSTLY HOLE, HOT BOX, HOT BOX, HOLE...

GET OUT OF THE HOLE, BACK IN THE HOT BOX.

I MEAN, IT WAS NO PICNIC, BELIEVE YOU ME.

AND FOR WHAT?

HE'S NOT EVEN REHABILITATED.

(inhales) NAME'S EUGENE.

HECTOR.

ALL RIGHT, HECTOR. I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU

TO MY PARTNERS IN CRIME.

NOW I CALL THEM THIS BECAUSE WE DO CRIMES TOGETHER.

THAT'S LOUIS, GARY, SQUATCH AND--

TITO.

GUYS, HECTOR IS A THIEF AMONG THIEVES, OKAY?

HE'S DONE BANK JOBS, BRINK'S JOBS,

ALL KINDS OF JOBS.

SO, HECTOR, THAT PROBABLY MAKES YOU

KIND OF AN EXPERT IN, UH, DOORS AND LOCKS--

CAN YOU OPEN A SAFE?

YEAH, I CAN OPEN A DAMN SAFE. WHY? YOU GOT ONE?

YES, WE DO, WITH A DIAMOND INSIDE--BIG AS A MANGO.

OR SHOULD I SAY VERY SMALL? TINY.

LIKE THE KIND YOU FIND ON A RECORD PLAYER NEEDLE. SO DO YOU GUYS NEED SOMETHING?

ALL RIGHT, LOOK. HERE'S THE DEAL, HECTOR.

WE DO HAVE A SAFE. WE JUST CAN'T OPEN IT.

AND WE WERE HOPING MAYBE YOU COULD GIVE US SOME TIPS.

YEAH, LET'S GO TAKE A LOOK AT IT. UH, "LOOK"?

(laughs) SEE, UM, WE WERE THINKING MAYBE YOU COULD

GIVE US SOME POINTERS RIGHT HERE.

I GOTTA SEE THE DAMN THING TO HELP YOU GUYS.

OKAY. LET'S GO... (laughs) TAKE A LOOK-SEE.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS DAMN THING. (laughs)

HEY, HECTOR, NO OFFENSE,

BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAT YOU DOWN, OKAY? YEAH, SURE. BE MY GUEST.

WHAT, ARE YOU GUYS JEWISH OR SOMETHIN'?

(Louis) NO, UM, BUT YOU KNOW,

I'VE ALWAYS REALLY ADMIRED THEIR VIEWS

ON, UH, CHARITY, EDUCATION, FAMILY.

(laughs) GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M A JEW FOR JESUS.

WHAT'S WITH THE T-SHIRTS?

OH, I-I, UH... I LIKE A LAYERED LOOK.

WHAT THE HELL ARE THE KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY?

NOTHING. IT'S JUST A, UH,

BAND THAT WE PLAY IN ON THE SIDE,

YOU KNOW, WHEN WE'RE NOT DOING CRIMES. WE SOUND LIKE AN EARLY, UH, LOGGINS AND MESSINA.

WE ROCK. YEAH.

HEY, TITO, ARE YOU DONE YET?

HE'S CLEAN.

OKAY, APPARENTLY, YOU'RE CLEAN.

SHALL WE DO BUSINESS, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE?

ALL RIGHT.

THERE SHE IS. (Hector whistles)

16-GAUGE STEEL. RECESSED HINGES.

TWO LIVE LOCKING BOLTS. (Esperanza) HOW DO WE BUST IT?

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY-- NEED A PLASMA CUTTER.

WHAT'S A PLASMA CUTTER?

IT'S KIND OF A LIKE A BLOWTORCH,

ONLY SUPER HOT-- CUT THROUGH ANYTHING.

"PLASMA CUTTER."

WHERE CAN WE BUY ONE? BUY ONE?

AIN'T FOR SALE. GONNA HAVE TO STEAL ONE.

HOW COME? TAKES A SPECIAL LICENSE TO GET ONE.

ONLY PROFESSIONAL WELDING SHOPS CAN GET 'EM.

WELL, THAT SUCKS. LUCKY FOR YOU, I KNOW A PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET ONE.

MY COUSIN USED TO WORK THERE. HE CAN BOOST IT--NO PROBLEM.

YOU WOULD DO THAT FOR US, HECTOR?

YOU WOULD HELP US LIKE THAT? THAT IS SO DAMN NICE OF YOU! HEY, I'M NOT DOING THIS FOR CHARITY.

WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, THE KIWANIS CLUB?

OH, NO, I'M SORRY. I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND.

OF COURSE. I APOLOGIZE.

EVERYONE DESERVES TO GET PAID. I MEAN, YOU PUT IN YOUR TIME,

YOUR EXPERTISE, EQUIPMENT, UH, GAS TO AND FROM...

UH, HOW DOES $50 SOUND? I WANT HALF OF WHAT'S IN THAT SAFE.

HALF? BUT THERE'S SIX OF US AND ONE OF YOU,

AND WE'VE BEEN AT THIS FOR MONTHS! OKAY, FORGET IT.

LISTEN, MY FRIEND. HERE'S THE DEAL--$1,000.

WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR A PARTNER.

YOU TAKE IT, OR WE GO LOOKING FOR

ONE OF THOSE COSMIC PLATTERS WITHOUT YOU.

IT'S A DEAL.

MUCHAS GRACIAS.

IT'S AN OLD WELDING SHOP ON VERNON.

THEY GOT EVERYTHING WE NEED.

NOW YOU ALL KNOW HOW TO CLIMB RAZOR WIRE, RIGHT?

THE BUTTS FAMILY AREN'T CLIMBERS.

WELL, MAYBE WE COULD, UH,

USE BOLT CUTTERS TO CUT THROUGH THE FENCE.

YEAH, THAT'LL WORK. SO WE GO THROUGH THE FENCE,

GET TO THIS RECEIVING ROOM DOOR,

PRY THAT OPEN... BOOM. WE'RE INSIDE.

BOOM. I LOVE IT. SO EFFICIENT.

THERE'S NO SECURITY BETWEEN 1:00 AND 4:00 A.M.

I SAY WE HIT IT TOMORROW NIGHT AT 2:00.

OKAY, GOOD. SOUNDS GOOD. YEAH. ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, Y'ALL GOT GUNS, RIGHT?

(Eugene) UH...

YEAH. YEAH, SURE. OF COURSE, YEAH.

UH, BUT THE THING IS--

UH, SEE, UH, OUR GUNS ARE, UH, OUT BEING CLEANED.

YEAH, THEY SAID THE END OF NEXT WEEK THE EARLIEST, SO... IT'S THE HOLIDAY CRUNCH.

I HAVE THREE SEMIAUTOMATICS

AND A SINGLE-SHELL PISTOL MADE OF HIGH-IMPACT PLASTIC.

BRING 'EM.

I'LL TOSS MINE IN...

AND THAT MEANS WE'RE ALL COVERED.

I'VE NEVER PATTED NOBODY DOWN BEFORE.

THERE'S ALL THESE NOOKS AND CRANNIES.

(Eugene) WOW, GUNS. (laughs)

GUNS ARE GREAT. I LOVE GUNS! UM, BUT I'M JUST CURIOUS, HECTOR--

UH, DO WE REALLY NEED TO USE GUNS?

'CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU SAID

THERE'D BE NO SECURITY GUARDS TOMORROW. THERE WON'T.

BUT IF THERE IS, WE GOTTA BE READY TO TAKE CONTROL.

RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

BUT I'M THINKING--AND-- AND BEFORE I SAY THIS,

LET ME JUST BACK UP AND SAY THAT

YOUR PLAN INVOLVING THE GUNS--TERRIFIC.

YES, KUDOS ON THAT.

FANTASTICALLY THOUGHT-OUT.

BUT WHAT IF-- AND I'M JUST TALKING HERE

AND SPINNING OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, HUH?

WHAT IF INSTEAD OF SNEAKING IN AT NIGHT WITH GUNS... (laughs)

WE DECIDE TO WALK IN DURING THE DAY WITHOUT GUNS?

ARE YOU DRUNK? DRUNK WITH A GREAT IDEA! STAY WITH ME.

UM, ESPERANZA, CAN I HAVE THAT CLIPBOARD, PLEASE?

SQUATCH, PLAY AN EMPLOYEE. OKAY.

DING-DONG. OH, HELLO, EMPLOYEE.

WHAT A LOVELY DAY WE'RE HAVING TODAY.

WHO ARE YOU?

I'M THE INSPECTOR.

I'M HERE TO INSPECT THE PLASMA CUTTERS.

YOU HAVE A CLIPBOARD. COME ON IN.

I WILL SHOW YOU WHERE THEY ARE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. BOO-YA! (laughs)

I'M THROUGH WITH THIS CRAP. WHOA, WHOA! WAIT, HECTOR.

THIS IS NONSENSE. IT'S MY WAY, OR I'M OUT.

MEET ME HERE TOMORROW AT MIDNIGHT.

(door slams)

THIS THING REALLY WORKS.

(all shouting) WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

(giggles)

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ABOUT TO MAKE THE JUMP

FROM ROBBER TO ARMED ROBBER.

I WAS JUST GETTING USED TO BEING A REGULAR ROBBER.

MAYBE WE SHOULD TELL HECTOR, "THANKS BUT NO, THANKS."

I MEAN, CARRYING GUNS-- THAT'S NOT IN

THE KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY HANDBOOK.

THAT MEANS LEAVING A $1.5 MILLION ROCK

INSIDE A SAFE.

GUYS, WE MUST CUT BAIT OR GET OFF THE POT.

WE MUST TAKE THE GUNS AND DO WHAT HECTOR SAYS.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GET OUR DREAMS.

ESPERANZA'S RIGHT. YOU KNOW, I'M NOTICING

THAT YOU AND I ARE AGREEING A LOT LATELY.

ARE YOU SENSING A CERTAIN VIBE DEVELOPING,

OR IS IT JUST ME?

LOOK, I HATE TO SAY THIS, CHIEF, BUT THEY'RE RIGHT.

NOW I KNOW CARRYING GUNS MAY NOT BE IDEAL,

BUT WE ARE TOO CLOSE.

WE GOTTA DO THIS.

(sighs)

(Hector) ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. GIVE ME THOSE CUTTERS.

UH, OKAY. UH, QUICK QUESTION, THOUGH--

UH, WHAT IF ONCE WE'RE INSIDE, THE SECURITY GUARD

WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE OFF DUTY IS ACTUALLY ON DUTY? GUARD'S OFF DUTY.

UH, OKAY. THAT--THAT--

THAT'S NOT EXACTLY PART OF THE HYPOTHETICAL.

(Hector) GIVE ME THAT PRY BAR.

BIG GUY, COME ON. GIVE ME A HAND.

(grunts)

WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

JUST IN CASE THE GUARD'S THERE.

BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID

THERE WASN'T GONNA BE A GUARD IN THERE. SHUT UP!

(Rockefeller) NO GUARD.

(Hector) TOLD YOU SO. NOW LET'S GO.

(Squatch) WE'RE ALMOST THERE, CHIEF.

(metal clanging)

(Hector) COME ON. THIS IS IT.

ALL RIGHT, HERE IT IS-- WELDING EQUIPMENT.

ALL RIGHT, HERE. TAKE THAT.

GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE, TOO.

ALL RIGHT.

(Esperanza) LIFT WITH THE LEGS.

WE'LL WHEEL IT AROUND BACK TO THE LOADING DOCK,

THEN BRING YOUR CAR AROUND.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

UH... WE'RE INSPECTORS, ACTUALLY.

OH, GOSH. WHERE'S MY CLIPBOARD?

ALL RIGHT, NOBODY MOVE! NOBODY!

DO WHAT HE SAYS!

DON'T SHOOT! WE'RE JUST PARTYING!

WELL, THE PARTY'S OVER, MAN.

LET'S GO! EVERYBODY, OUT! (high-pitched wailing)

EVERYONE, GET OUT! MOVE! SHUT THAT BROAD UP! (continues wailing)

SHUT UP. ALL RIGHT, YOU! PULL THAT DOOR! YOU GET ME SOME DUCT TAPE.

GET DOWN! GET DOWN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

TAKING CHARGE OF THIS MESS.

HERE. TIE THOSE TWO UP, BACK TO BACK. YES, SIR, MR. HECTOR.

OKAY, NOW THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA GO.

TOUCH THAT, AND YOU'RE DEAD.

NO WAY!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S OVER, HECTOR! DROP THE GUN.

WE'RE GONNA DO IT OUR WAY FROM HERE ON IN.

I'M NOT KIDDING, HECTOR. DROP IT.

HE WAS GOING FOR THE ALARM!

DROP IT!

OKAY.

MY FRIENDS, STAY CALM.

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR.

WE ARE NONVIOLENT, GENTLEMEN THIEVES,

SO YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

WE WILL BE EXITING HERE

IN A SINGLE FILE AND ORDERLY FASHION,

AND UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL A GUN BE FIRED,

BECAUSE GENTLEMEN THIEVES NEVER USE FIREARMS.

(alarm ringing)

WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY?

I JUST IDENTIFIED MYSELF AS A GENTLEMAN THIEF!

WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE, CHIEF! COME ON!

(Louis) TAKE THE PLASMA CUTTER!

HERE IT IS WITH THE WELDING EQUIPMENT.

COME ON. PUSH. THIS THING IS HEAVY.

ALL RIGHT. THAT GOT A LITTLE DICEY,

BUT ONCE AGAIN, WE HAVE SUCCEEDED.

AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WE DID NOT VIOLATE

ANY OF THE UNWRITTEN KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY BYLAWS

IN THE PROCESS.

NOW, SQUATCH, WILL YOU DO US THE HONORS OF GETTING THE SAFE,

WHILE WE PLASMA CUT OUR WAY TO RICHES? (Squatch) YES, SIR!

HI, FELLAS!

HECTOR.

JUST THOUGHT I'D STOP BY FOR ONE LAST VISIT

TO THE LAIR OF THE GENTLEMEN THIEVES.

WELCOME.

NO HARD FEELINGS, HUH? OH, NO, OF COURSE NOT.

IN FACT, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT SPEECH YOU SAID,

ABOUT HOW GENTLEMEN THIEVES NEVER FIRE WEAPONS. (laughs)

(laughs)

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S WHERE WE DIFFER.

AAH!

UM... WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR SAFE.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

SHOOT ME? (laughs)

WHERE IS IT?

I MOVED IT. WHY?

WHY? BECAUSE YOU NEVER TRUST A CRIMINAL. EXACTLY. ESPECIALLY CERTAIN KINDS OF CRIMINALS.

YOU GUYS ARE JACKASSES.

NO...

WE'RE THE KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY,

AND WE WEAR THESE T-SHIRTS TO REMIND US

OF WHO WE ARE AND WHAT WE BELIEVE IN.

SHOW HIM THE SHIRTS, GUYS.

(Gary) MINE'S AT THE LAUNDRY.

(all taking at once)

IT HAS THIS STAIN FROM THE OTHER NIGHT...

THE LETTER "K" CAME OFF ON MINE.

REGARDLESS...

RIGHT. THIS LAIR IS RESERVED FOR GENTLEMEN THIEVES,

SO, ROCKEFELLER, IF YOU COULD PLEASE

ESCORT OUR GUEST BACK OUT TO THE STREET.

(laughs)

WHOA! I'M LEAVING!

YES, YOU ARE, BABY. (laughs)

THAT WAS A GOOD JOB, CHIEF.

THANKS, SQUATCH.

STILL, IT WOULD'VE, UH, BEEN BETTER WITH THE T-SHIRTS.

(loud whirring)

THAT WAS THE LAST PIN.

WE'RE THROUGH.

THIS IS IT.

MY HEART IS POUNDING!

WHEN I OPEN THIS DOOR,

WE, AS A GROUP,

WILL OFFICIALLY BE A MILLIONAIRE.

(all laughing)

THERE AIN'T NO DIAMOND IN HERE!

WHAT? IT'S JUST THIS BOOK.

MAARE GAYE!

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? WHAT?!

RAY ROMANO'S DIARY.

(scoffs)

NAH, THIS IS BULL--

♪ KNIGHTS OF PROSPERITY ♪

(Rockefeller) WE THE KNIGHTS, BABY.