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- ♪ Look up there ♪
- ♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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- ♪ Like a rock ♪
- ♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here,
you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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JUDY:
Good morning, family.
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Or should I say, great morning,
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because...
(imitates fanfare)
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$56 worth of art supplies
was recently donated to school,
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and I'm gonna ask Principal
Gibbons to let me put together
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a group to paint a new mural
over the old one
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- in the east hallway.
- Oh, you mean the old mural
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of the whales with eyes
that seem to follow you
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- wherever you go?
- That's the one:
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Whales Watching.
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Ugh, it always gave me
the creeps.
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Kept me out of trouble, though‐‐
kind of hard
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to break the rules
with those guys looking at you.
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It's practically screaming at me
to paint over it.
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And, of course,
I'll have my volunteers.
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But since it's my idea,
it'll be my vision.
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Like how Jackson Pollock
would sometimes have a friend
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throw some paint at a canvas
while he took a nap,
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but it was still his painting.
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What are you gonna do
for the mural?
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One idea is
an abstract cubist rendering
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of the various emotions you feel
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when you stay home from
school sick, and calling it:
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(chuckles):
Cube for the Common Cold.
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Or Fingers Around the World,
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a mural of all the different
fingers and finger styles
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- across the world.
- Do both.
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Like when I can't decide
between a bath or a shower,
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I call it a "shath."
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This will be
the world's first chance
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to meet Judy Tobin, the artist.
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And it'll surely be
the first stop
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on the eventual
Historic Judy Tobin Art Tour.
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I'd buy a ticket right now
if I could.
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As well as some "merc"
from the mercantile stand.
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Whew! I am stewing
in creative juices,
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- and I need
to go put on deodorant. - Dad,
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did you read the Lone Moose
Mischief Report today?
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- The what?
- Lone Moose Mischief.
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It's the section
of the newspaper that reports
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all the crimes that have
happened in town the past week.
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- It names names and everything.
- That could cause a lot of trouble.
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It doesn't. No one reads it
but these two knuckleheads.
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The people of Lone Moose respect
each other's privacy.
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If someone wants to commit
a crime, that's their business.
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It's interesting
you would say that, Father,
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considering what I just read.
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Ahem. "This weekend,
someone knocked down
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"Vera Warren's British
chimney sweep garden gnome.
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A single boot was left
on her lawn."
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Oh, that's one of the most
famous garden gnomes in town.
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When you press a button on it,
it says, "'Ello, gardener."
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"Vera believes the boot
belongs to...
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- Beef Tobin."
- Whoa! - (gasps)
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Dad, did you knock over
Vera's British chimney sweep
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"'Ello, gardener" garden gnome
and leave your boot
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- as a calling card?
- Of course I didn't.
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- Both of my boots
are on my feet. - Dad,
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if you didn't do it,
you're being falsely accused.
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This is the family name
we're talking about‐‐
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our second most valuable
possession after the generator.
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There's only one thing to do:
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run our own
independent investigation
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and clear your name.
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I watch CSI, NCIS, SVU
and M‐O‐N‐K.
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So I'm pretty much trained
to lead you
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in a criminal detective case,
if you'll have me.
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With those credentials?
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Huh, we'd be fools to say no.
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- This is highly unnecessary.
- Objection!
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Sorry, I also watch L. A. Law,
Chicago Law,
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and The Baking Lawyer: "The
court, and the cake, will rise."
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JUDY:
Principal Gibbons,
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I have a small speech prepared,
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requesting permission
to spearhead
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an after‐school program
to paint a new mural
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over Whales Watching.
Here goes. (clears throat)
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"Principal Gibbons,
thank you..."
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- Permission granted.
- Hey, hear me out! Wait, really?
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I've been meaning
to pay someone to do it,
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but this is much better‐‐
you'll just need an adult
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to supervise you
after school hours.
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- Ooh, I know the perfect person.
- Oh, no, Judy,
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I am flattered, but I
simply do not have the time.
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I work 8:00 to 4:00,
then 4:00 to 6:00
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I talk to my aunt in Oklahoma.
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It's the only window that works
with both of our time zones.
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Oh, no. Darn.
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I guess I'll have to ask
someone else.
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ALYSON:
Are you kidding?
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Count this Alys‐on Alys‐in.
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Really? Thank you!
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Well, I'm something
of a mural queen myself.
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Lance, an old friend of mine,
once painted me
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on the side of a van, wearing
a metal bikini, riding a dragon.
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The van caught on fire
while being chased by the Feds.
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Lance got 15 years, no parole.
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But don't judge him from that.
He's a good guy.
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What were we
talking about, Judy?
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Good afternoon, ma'am.
Detective Honeybee Shaw.
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These are my associates,
Moon and Wolf.
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I know who they are.
Their mother Kathleen
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used to fart on my gardenias.
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I'd like you to walk us
through what happened the day
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of the knocked‐over British
chimney sweep garden gnome
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- that says, "'Ello, gardener."
- It was last Salad Friday.
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Salad Friday?
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Junkyard Kyle comes over
every Friday, and we have salad.
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When she arrived, she asked why
there was some boot on my lawn,
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and that's when I discovered
that someone had kicked over
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my British chimney sweep
garden gnome.
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We read that you think
the boot belonged to our dad.
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- Why is that?
- It was a Husky Buck brand boot,
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and Beef wears Husky Bucks.
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Plus, he's a known trespasser
on my property.
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Look at those
disgusting sled tracks!
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I'll never forget this,
Beef Tobin!
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And I never forgot it.
Police took the boot
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for evidence,
but I'll show you where it was.
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Look. There's still a footprint
in the snow.
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But it looks too big
to be Dad's.
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Here, compare it to my boot.
Me and Dad wear the same size.
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It's like we're twins,
except he's my dad.
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MOON:
The print is too big.
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This proves Beef is innocent.
But in order to clear his name,
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we need to find out
who is guilty.
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We've only got one eyewitness.
I'll handle him.
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I know how to push his buttons.
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- (click)
- GNOME: 'Ello, gardener.
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Oh, yeah, that is delightful!
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- Who's our next source?
- Well, there's only one person
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in town who really loves feet.
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He's a perv‐‐
we shouldn't talk to him.
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But there's another person
in town who loves shoes.
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Let's go talk to him.
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Mural time!
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And wow‐za,
look at this turnout!
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I only joined this club
so that I could storm out.
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Here I go!
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JUDY:
Okay. Bye, John.
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I want to thank you all
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for volunteering to be here to
help me birth my artistic child,
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and I'm refusing the epidural,
because I want to feel
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when this thing crowns.
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Hello, everyone.
Your first lesson about art is:
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Art isn't about what you see;
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it's about what's going on
underneath.
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I think she's talking
about that tiny hat.
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Should we go start prepping
the wall?
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Not so fast, Judy.
We don't even know
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- what we're going to paint yet.
- Well, I have a few ideas.
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Judy, Judy, we'll get to it.
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But first I'd like to run
through a series of exercises
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to see what we'd like
to scream to the world.
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To begin, each student will
answer one important question.
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What do you think
when I say "art"?
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- Peanut butter.
- That's my breath. Try again.
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WOLF: Greg's got everyone's shoe
size in town memorized.
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- Foot‐ographic memory.
- GREG: Hey, six wide.
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Ten. And...
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I'm eight and a half narrow.
Nice to meet you.
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Greg, do you think
you can identify a shoe
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- by its footprint?
- Husky Buck boot,
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-Fall/
-Winter collection, size 12.
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Wow! Would you happen to know
who bought this boot?
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Your dad, just last week.
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No! Doo doo McGoo!
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You know everyone's shoe size
in town.
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Why would you sell him a pair
of boots you knew wouldn't fit?
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Were you setting him up?
You like kicking over
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old ladies' British chimney
sweep garden gnomes, Greg?
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- You sick bitch?
- I thought they were a gift!
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I know his feet, not his life.
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Okay, you're in the clear.
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We cracked this Greg,
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but the truth
is gonna be hard‐boiled.
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Please don't make egg puns
out of my name. It's hurtful.
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‐(screaming)
‐ALYSON: Yes! Scream at the world
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for its injustices!
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And... time.
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Great screaming.
Now, let's try yelling.
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(groans) Can't we just get
to the paint already?
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Sorry I had to leave right in
the middle of that‐‐ the button
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on my pants popped off
while we were rolling around,
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and now they keep sliding down.
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I'm not trying
to be sexy or anything.
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There are belted pads
in the girls' bathroom
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that might help hold 'em up.
I can grab you one.
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Belted pads?
Didn't we burn those
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with the bras in the '70s?
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- What's a belted pad?
- It's the only kind
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of sanitary product
in the bathroom dispensers.
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Picture a twin mattress
attached to a jockstrap.
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You know those swing rides
at the amusement park?
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Now imagine getting off the ride
and still wearing that swing
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- for the rest of the day.
- I asked Principal Gibbons
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if we could get
regular pads and tampons,
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but he said there wasn't room
in the budget.
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This is an outrage.
Everyone, up.
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Join hands! I'm feeling
a surge of inspiration!
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Up‐to‐date menstrual products
are a basic necessity,
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and how better to demand them
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than with a gigantic
wall painting?
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I can already see it.
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We'll paint a giant,
angry woman.
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Uh, actually, I already planned
that it would be a cube,
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or fingers, so...
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Oh, you're right, it's too safe.
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It should be giant,
angry vagina.
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- Ooh! And what about a huge,
red river? - Oh, uh...
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Yes, Kima!
With boats! Filled with women!
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- Uh...
- And animals? Like Noah's Ark?
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- JUDY: Uh...
- No.
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- Noah's Arkette!
- I love this.
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Stop! Stop it! Stop!
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I mean, I love the idea, I do.
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I just, we can just do it
as our next mural
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after we finish one of the ones
I've been dreaming of.
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Ham, what do you think?
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I think when women's issues
are on the table,
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it's time for men to sit quietly
down at that table and listen.
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You taught me that, Judy.
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Ugh! I totally agree that
we need updated products, but...
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this mural is a debut of who I‐‐
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I mean we‐‐ are as artists.
You know?
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Judy, I agree.
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We got to go bigger.
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Maybe all the animals get
their own, little vaginas. Cute!
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Hey, Judy. You got 20 till I got
to get on the horn with my aunt.
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They changed the price on her
peppermint nighttime tea bags,
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(chuckles):
so it's gonna be a sesh.
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I just wanted to run
a quick mural idea past you.
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I love it...
(chuckles)
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but I don't think
you're going to approve.
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- Try me.
- Okay. It's a protest piece
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against those belted pads
in the women's bathroom.
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It's going to be
a huge vagina...
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Let me stop you
right there, Judy.
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You know I hate saying
this word, but:
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No, we can't have a huge vagina
on the wall.
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Aw, shucks.
Well, what about a mural
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of all the different fingers and
finger styles across the world?
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- Fingers are fun.
- Ha‐ha‐ha! Great!
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So fingers are in
and vaginas are out.
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I don't like the way
you said that, but yes.
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00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:09,425
Guys, bad news. Principal
Gibbons accidentally found out
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about the protest mural and said
we absolutely can't do it.
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So I guess let's just move on
to other ideas, such as, uh,
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- when you take a sick day...
- Judy, stop!
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I knew this would happen.
But, you know,
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real artists ask
for forgiveness, not permission.
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- So we should still do it.
- That's right!
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We can't let the Man
tear us down!
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Yes. Let the gates of chaos open
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and blood rain down,
or whatever.
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Or maybe we can make
an even bigger statement
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by not making a statement
at all?
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- Ham, what do you think?
- I think when women's issues are on the table...
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Stop listening to women, Ham!
What do we know?
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- Nice of you to join us, Beef.
- What's happening?
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We're gonna give you one chance
to tell us the truth.
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Okay, fine.
The pipes technically can handle
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two‐ply toilet paper,
I just don't like it.
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Feels like I'm wiping my butt
with a blanket!
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00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:57,764
This is about the boot
on Old Lady Vera's lawn.
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We know it was you.
You're the only person in town
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who bought size 12 Husky Bucks.
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00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:03,521
That was an accident.
I thought it said ten.
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00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:06,106
I want to believe you, Beef.
But why not return the shoes?
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00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:08,741
Why keep them, other than
to use them to commit a crime
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00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:10,844
and give yourself an alibi?
You like knockin' over
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00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:13,179
old ladies' British chimney
sweep garden gnomes, Beef?
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00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,548
- Huh? You sick bitch?
- No, I don't.
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00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,750
But I don't make returns.
Returning a purchase
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is like bringing an omelet
back to a hen.
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00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,722
She has no use for it,
and you look like a fool.
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00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,558
The boots are in my closet.
I'll show you.
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00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,227
Wait. One boot?
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00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,138
- (gasps)
- Scoundrel! - We caught you red‐footed!
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00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,264
- They should both be in here.
- Looks like they come
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in your size after all, Beef:
size guilty.
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00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:35,802
Yeah, you sick bitch!
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00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,804
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I thought I'd try it,
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00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,639
but I didn't like it.
Love you, Dad.
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00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,107
Oof, Judy, what happened?
299
00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:42,785
You look like it rained
on your wedding day.
300
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,677
How many times
have you used that line?
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00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,646
I've nev... I've
never used that line before.
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00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:48,491
It's just, I was super pumped
to do this mural
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00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,192
and make my first artistic mark
on the world,
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00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:51,727
but now everyone wants
to turn the mural
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00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:53,353
into this big protest piece.
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00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:55,555
- And what's wrong with that?
- I know Alyson said
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00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,157
real artists hold up mirrors
to society
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00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:59,359
so that they can see
their own disgusting faces,
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00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:02,095
but just because I wanted to do
the common cold or fingers,
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00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,963
does that mean
I'm not a real artist?
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00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:06,799
Am I just some sort of, like,
square who likes to paint?
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00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:08,344
Look, Judy, I've been through
what you're going through
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00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:11,471
in a magical and terrible time
known as the '90s.
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00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:14,274
I wasn't a pope‐shreddingly edgy
artist like Sinéad O'Connor,
315
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,075
but I wasn't a human cat café
316
00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:18,011
- like Lisa Loeb, either.
- So what were you?
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00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:19,479
(laughs):
Richer than both of them.
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00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,014
But also, I was just me.
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00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,316
Good art, bad art,
real artist, commercial artist,
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00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,717
none of that really matters.
321
00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:26,362
What matters is that you stay
true to you.
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00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,855
So go back in there tomorrow
and Jude up the joint.
323
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,356
- "Jude up the joint"?
- Yeah.
324
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,101
Maybe you can't get
your whole idea in there,
325
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,961
but you could throw in a cube
or toss in some fingers.
326
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,030
Oh, I hear you. Thanks, Alanis.
327
00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:38,998
Rock on with your socks on.
328
00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:41,401
"Rock on with your socks on."
Oof.
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00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,970
- Maybe you are kind of a square.
- I heard that!
330
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,539
I, for one, believe you.
You're the best guy I know.
331
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:48,208
And I know like, 18 guys.
332
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:50,877
Dad, it doesn't matter
if you did or didn't do it.
333
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,146
If the people in this town
think you're a criminal,
334
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,814
they'll start treating you
like one.
335
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,382
That won't happen, son.
336
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,489
I've lived here my whole life.
These are my friends.
337
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,887
He's right, Beef.
I've seen it before, in Fresno.
338
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,822
Charlie was everybody's
favorite lifeguard,
339
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,567
until he was involved
in a neighborly dispute.
340
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,902
Then, he couldn't even show
his face at the community pool.
341
00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,696
- Really? What was the dispute?
- Oh, he drowned a guy.
342
00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:11,064
JUDY:
So, is this really
343
00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:13,032
what we want to do,
or is it too obvious?
344
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:14,867
Obvious? What do you mean?
345
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,336
Maybe instead
of being so literal,
346
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,137
the mural could be
more metaphorical?
347
00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:20,907
Like, a clam or a bunch of women
excelling in the world
348
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,042
of business,
looking at their watches,
349
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,144
refilling the toner,
heads held high.
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00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:27,423
- Their vaginas are implied. Hmm?
- Hey, there, students.
351
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,549
Superintendent Sandy Flarts
was so excited
352
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:32,785
about the groovy finger mural,
she stopped by to check it out.
353
00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:35,054
I love fingers,
especially thumbs.
354
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:38,258
(gasps) Does that say,
"Huge vagina goes here"?
355
00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:40,960
- Um...
- Judy, we talked about this.
356
00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:42,762
This mural is not
the appropriate venue
357
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:45,898
to protest your lack of access
to feminine hygiene products.
358
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,768
Lack of access?
There are belted pads available.
359
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,703
Yeah, but they're dusty
and outdated.
360
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,982
They are vintage and classic.
This is totally unacceptable.
361
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:55,942
- And what authority do you have?
- I'm the superintendent.
362
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,111
Well, I work at the mall.
363
00:12:58,177 --> 00:13:00,146
I say we continue on
against this oppression.
364
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,015
Or we could just go back
to the fingers.
365
00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:04,350
No. T‐There is to be
no mural painting at all.
366
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,953
Obviously,
none of you can be trusted.
367
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,022
- Ah, bummer.
- At least we know we tried.
368
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:11,190
Tried? I started this club.
369
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,959
I lobbied for the art supplies.
370
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:15,795
This mural was my idea,
my dream.
371
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,339
And then you guys
had to make it your idea.
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00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,308
And I tried to get on board,
but now I don't even get
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00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,701
to paint anything,
not even your big Arkette
374
00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:24,771
with animals sailing in it or
whatever they're doing in there,
375
00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:26,272
and I'm the only one
who even cares?
376
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,441
Oh, geez. Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
377
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:31,110
That we accidentally took a
huge opportunity away from Judy,
378
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:32,979
and now we really upset her?
379
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,748
Oh. I was thinking that I would
look amazing in a Jeep.
380
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,150
But you make a good point.
381
00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:38,896
Yeah. Yeah,
that's a good point, too, Gill.
382
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,024
Oh. This was my thing.
Stupid art.
383
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,126
This is your fault, belted pads.
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00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,829
"See‐nih yuhlimaf stralf"?
385
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:50,797
(gasps)
386
00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:52,932
"Flarts Family, Inc."?
387
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,701
"Flarts" as in Sandy Flarts?
388
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,369
♪ Bum, bum, bum. ♪
389
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:59,305
Time to air‐dry these fingers
and tickle the computer ivories.
390
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,208
♪ ♪
391
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:06,279
♪ Work it just a little bit...
392
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,047
"Alexandra"?
393
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,284
♪ Get back... ♪
394
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,653
Singles in my area?
Interesting.
395
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,888
Oh, no, no. Not now. Focus up.
396
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,193
"Belted pads no
longer holding up."
397
00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:22,095
"Backstock to flow
into schools."
398
00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:24,430
- I know what I must do.
- What?
399
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,265
Oh, nothing.
It's just some p‐pads.
400
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,600
Never mind.
401
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,168
BEEF:
Alaska aloha to you,
402
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,603
Junkyard Kyle.
403
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,773
I have those rusty razors
that we were planning to...
404
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,041
Are you avoiding me, Kyle?
405
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,876
What? No, that's crazy.
406
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:39,178
- I'm just very busy right now.
- Oh.
407
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:40,380
Okay, with what?
408
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,148
Well, I'm at the dentist.
409
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,683
No, you're not.
You're right here.
410
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,427
- I just came to drop off...
- Wish I could take 'em,
411
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,820
but, uh, we're closed,
so get out of here, okay?
412
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,722
Oh, no, dang, you're closed?
413
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,157
Uh, yes, we are closed.
414
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,035
We aren't really closed,
I'm just avoiding Beef.
415
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,928
Come over here,
let me show you my closed sign.
416
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,231
Guys, we've almost
solved the case.
417
00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:01,401
And the only thing we don't know
is who did it or why.
418
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,636
Guys, turns out I need you
to clear my name after all.
419
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,105
You were right. People are
treating me differently.
420
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:09,442
Junkyard Kyle wouldn't even
let me in her junkyard today.
421
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,277
Kyle, huh? The same Kyle
422
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,255
who was actually at Vera's
when the boot was discovered?
423
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:16,182
And who, in fact, discovered it?
And now she's avoiding you?
424
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,684
What exactly is the nature
of your relationship?
425
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,319
Well, I give Kyle
my used razors.
426
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:22,054
She came over
to pick them up on Friday,
427
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:24,266
but she left while I was getting
them from the bathroom.
428
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,159
So let me get this straight.
She left abruptly,
429
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:28,394
without a word, from this house,
this past Friday?
430
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,229
- You know what I think?
- I wish, babe,
431
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,074
but the mystery corners
of your beautiful mind
432
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,233
will keep me guessing
till the day I die.
433
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,569
We got to go talk
to Junkyard Kyle, then get down
434
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:37,837
to the Lone Moose Mischief
435
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,239
to get ourselves
some Lone Moose justice.
436
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,175
JUDY:
Thank you all for coming.
437
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:43,652
I know I kind of yelled at you
earlier about taking my mural
438
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,476
away from me,
but everything is different now.
439
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,880
I found out Sandy Flarts
isn't just the superintendent.
440
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:52,118
- She's also the heiress
to Flarts Family, Inc. - (gasps)
441
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,987
Oh, no. She's spreading
herself too thin.
442
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,598
Flarts Family, Inc.
is the company that makes
443
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,558
those belted pads
in the girls' bathroom.
444
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,669
They took a huge hit in the '70s
when self‐adhesive pads
445
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,395
were invented,
and instead of modernizing,
446
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,939
which would have cost them
money, they found places
447
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,331
who would still
buy their product,
448
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,400
like DMVs and zoos
and public schools.
449
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,035
That's why she didn't like
our mural.
450
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:10,736
It messes with her fortune.
451
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,539
- That's corrupt.
- It's literally the definition of corrupt.
452
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:16,242
As I discovered earlier
when I looked it up.
453
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,212
This is bigger than my idea
or your idea.
454
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,214
Art itself is being threatened.
455
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,850
We must protect it from being
silenced by corporate greed.
456
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,418
So the mural is back on?
457
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,787
Sort of. Sandy explicitly said
that we weren't allowed
458
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:30,623
to paint the mural,
but she never said anything
459
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,959
about being the mural.
460
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,598
A retraction, huh?
(scoffs)
461
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,875
Retractions are for people
who get things wrong.
462
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,601
I never get things wrong.
463
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,879
You did this time. Last week,
you reported that Beef left
464
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:47,473
his boot on Vera's property,
but that's not what happened.
465
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,243
You see, Kyle and Vera
have a longstanding tradition
466
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,445
- they call...
- Salad Fridays.
467
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,280
It's my business
to know everyone's business.
468
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,682
Right, and they always have
Salad Friday's at Vera's.
469
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,852
And that was always okay
with Kyle, until it wasn't.
470
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,759
Last week, she made
the bold move of suggesting
471
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,756
to Vera that they have salad
at the junkyard,
472
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,058
but Vera turned her down.
473
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,669
Said she wouldn't be able
to gum her romaine in peace
474
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,794
surrounded by all my junk.
475
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,296
That hurt my feelings.
476
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,640
She stopped over at Beef's
on the way to Vera's
477
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,399
to get his used razors.
478
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,511
But when he went to retrieve
them, she saw a brand‐new pair
479
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,137
of boots just sitting there
on the counter.
480
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,182
- And she got an idea.
- He said they were too big.
481
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,275
He was just gonna shove them
in the closet.
482
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,410
Her plan? She was gonna toss
the boot on Vera's yard
483
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:27,480
and then be like, "Ugh, Vera,
who owns a junkyard now?
484
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,149
You do, 'cause there's
actual junk in your yard."
485
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,894
Next thing she knew,
like a woman possessed,
486
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,387
she was walking up to Vera's,
boot in hand.
487
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:38,391
But her plan had two major
flaws: one, she has bad aim.
488
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:40,526
GNOME:
'Ello, gardener.
489
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:41,861
Oh, big baby Jesse.
490
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,696
And two,
she didn't know that Vera
491
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,398
already had beef with Beef.
492
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,867
It was a sledding incident,
over 30 years ago.
493
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:50,970
The way that woman holds
a grudge is a thing of beauty.
494
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:53,072
That's why I turned you away
at the junkyard.
495
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:56,042
I just couldn't face
what I'd done.
496
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:57,376
Well, this is a first.
497
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,078
It looks like a retraction
is in order.
498
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:01,185
It'll run tomorrow:
"We previously reported the boot
499
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,682
"may have belonged
to Beef Tobin.
500
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,885
In fact, the boot definitely
belonged to Beef Tobin."
501
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,787
Yep, well,
that's technically true.
502
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:10,222
But what about the part
where I didn't commit the crime?
503
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:11,991
I guess I can throw that in.
504
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,693
- Got 'em!
- Hootie & the Yay‐fish!
505
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,828
- All right.
- This case really did me in.
506
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,163
I got to go away for a while.
507
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,599
If you need me,
put a boot on a lawn.
508
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,635
- What's that?
- Is it someone's birthday?
509
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,003
Oh, my gosh, wherever does
510
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:27,607
this metaphorical trail
of menses lead?
511
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,210
- Oh, boy.
- Behold.
512
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:34,413
The vagina weeps.
Why the long face?
513
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,683
Because I am forced to sit upon
a sanitary napkin
514
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,919
attached to a belt,
and all I crave
515
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,721
is a sleek, modern tampon.
516
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,255
Or a DivaCup.
517
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:46,926
BOTH:
Woe, woe. Woe betide the vagina.
518
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:49,528
Who curses you so?
519
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:52,298
I am so mad at myself
for quitting this club.
520
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:55,601
'Twas Sandy Flarts,
the school superintendent.
521
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:59,305
She makes her blood money
from my actual blood.
522
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,040
She silenced our mural.
523
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:05,177
ALL:
But she can't silence our collective vagina.
524
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:09,582
No Flarts in our arts,
no Flarts in our arts.
525
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:13,252
And also, by the way, I'm
the cube for the common cold.
526
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,421
Was that‐‐ Did people
feel that was coming across?
527
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,790
I need to see you
in my office, now.
528
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,792
I don't have enough chairs
for all of you,
529
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,427
so bring the Arkette.
530
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,734
Let me guess: You're gonna
expel us all for speaking out,
531
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,399
because you're under
the dirty thumb of Sandy Flarts.
532
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:29,935
No! I love it when kids use art
to rebel against authority.
533
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,071
- Hello. Footloose.
- Hello.
534
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,939
But it's almost a shame
Sandy Flarts
535
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,307
wasn't here to see this herself.
536
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:36,814
Oh, we're doing an encore
performance
537
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,110
for the school board.
538
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,187
This was basically
a dress rehearsal.
539
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:40,546
Please don't do that, Judy.
540
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,215
We really need
those belted pads to stay.
541
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:45,284
What? You are under
Sandy's dirty thumb.
542
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,787
No, it's just actually
a pretty good deal.
543
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,122
The school gets to keep
a quarter of the pad profits.
544
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,191
It's what paid
for your mural paint.
545
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:53,959
We also use it
for gym equipment,
546
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,428
thumbtacks, dodgeballs,
547
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,029
the snow cone machine
for Boy's Day...
548
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,531
Did you just say "Boy's Day"?
549
00:19:58,597 --> 00:19:59,799
And Post‐its.
550
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,634
Look, I will agree
to use some of that money
551
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,636
to keep a box of tampons
in the girls' restroom.
552
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,183
I mean, how much
can they really cost?
553
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:06,806
A hundred bucks?
A hundred fifty?
554
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,474
Five dollars and 99 cents.
555
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,643
Really? We could've
had them years ago.
556
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:14,180
Now walk me through why Gill
and Ham were businesswomen.
557
00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:16,682
I love it, I just want
to understand it.
558
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,351
Hey, Judy!
Bummed I missed the performance.
559
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:20,862
Can you believe adults
aren't allowed to just
560
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,521
walk into schools
whenever they want?
561
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,199
- How'd it all shake out?
- Pretty well actually.
562
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,392
- Principal Gibbons loved it.
- I'm proud of you, Judy.
563
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,894
- You are quite the artist.
- Really?
564
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,429
You think I'm an artist?
565
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,040
Even though I don't like to make
controversial art unless
566
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,200
I'm pushed to the absolute
brink by corporate greed
567
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,035
and a deep insecurity
about my identity?
568
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,403
You like to make art, don't you?
569
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,205
That's all it takes
to be an artist.
570
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:40,940
But I do feel
kind of responsible
571
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,275
that you didn't get to paint
the mural of your dreams.
572
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:44,610
Oh, it's okay.
573
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,345
Well, I noticed
a nice, big chunk
574
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,580
of wall behind the mall
575
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:49,181
that could really use
a facelift.
576
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,916
Really? Which wall?
577
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,152
The one next to the dumpster.
578
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,787
Are you serious?
579
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,889
That's way better exposure
than the east hallway.
580
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,557
Everyone uses the dumpster.
581
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,793
♪ Checking our watches
late to a meeting ♪
582
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,596
♪ Hike our skirts up
when we're peeing ♪
583
00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:06,432
♪ Business, calling China ♪
584
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,734
♪ Women, implied vagina ♪
585
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:11,370
♪ Got to have my coffee
and my tweed ♪
586
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:14,273
♪ Wear my tiny glasses
while I read ♪
587
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:17,209
♪ Business,
crisp collared shirts ♪
588
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,745
- ♪ I'm a businesswoman ♪
- ♪ Women! Who stole my yogurt? ♪
589
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:22,281
♪ Heads held high
up to the sky ♪
590
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:24,793
- ♪ I hold my head up high ♪
- ♪ Heads held high up to the sky ♪
591
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:29,421
- ♪ Businesswomen ♪
- ♪ I'm a business woman. ♪
592
00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:31,423
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