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ADULT ADAM:
Back in the '80s,
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daytime talk shows
reigned supreme,
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from Donahue to Joan Rivers, to Geraldo.
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Americans ate up
the low-stakes drama and high-stakes fights.
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And for Barry and Geoff,
their queen of afternoon TV
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was Philly legend Nancy Glass.
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Explain to me
how you find yourself
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in a relationship
with a sex doll.
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Pathetic.
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This fool can't find
real love, so he wants to marry a doll?
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Nancy always knows
what to say,
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which in this case is,
"You can't marry a doll!"
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That doll's not even
that attractive.
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Believe me. I've seen
some gorgeous dolls in my time.
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Barry and Geoff
were superfans,
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and the only thing
that could be better
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than watching Nancy on TV
would be seeing her show live.
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Okay. Remember
when my dad cured that guy's blindness,
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after first causing
that guy's blindness?
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While he was sightless,
he developed a super sense of smell.
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Which is how he sniffed out
the killer mold that was growing in his walls.
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Your dad saved that man's life
by being so-so at his job.
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Blowing right by
all of that...
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So, that guy's son
works for Nancy Glass,
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and he gave me two tickets!
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Tickets to see Nancy live?
Is this really happening?
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It's happening, all right.
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Erica...[BEVERLY GASPS]
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...will you go see
Nancy Glass with me?
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Yes! Yes!
A thousand times yes!
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Oh! My baby's gonna be
in the audience of a daytime talk show!
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[GASPS] That's every
mama's dream.
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We got to plan your outfit.
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If I'm gonna be on TV,
I want maximum skin exposure,
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so I need to find
my most formal bikini.
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My child's gonna steal focus
from the freak show onstage!
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[LAUGHS]
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You're taking
that random girl over me?
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Barry ...n't "Barry" me.
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You're always choosing Erica,
and I'm sick of it!
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Boyfriends and girlfriends
do special things together.
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And best friends don't?
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She breathes on my neck
and makes me dizzy.
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My breath smells bad, too.
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Her hugs are full-body.
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Big Tasty's hugs
are also full-body.
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-Here's proof.
-Oh, please don't.
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-Let our bodies become one.
-Oh, I prefer them as two.
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That's right.
Wear your friend Barry like a big, warm coat.
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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ADULT ADAM:
It was March 24th, 1980-something,
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and my girlfriend,
Brea, was off
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to visit her cousin
at college,
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which for two teens in love,
wasn't easy.
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I can't believe
we're not gonna see each other
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for three whole days.
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We've never been apart
that long.
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One last kiss
before you go?
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-Hell, yes!
-Mom!
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Sorry, Schmoo.
You've got that lazy eye.
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It wasn't clear
who you were talking to.
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Here's a fun way
to know the difference... It's never you!
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Oh.
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We'll just save
that kiss for later.
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-Okay. Love you.
-Love you too.
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Sorry. The eye
keeps finding me.
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So, where's Brea
off to, kiddo?
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Visiting her cousin
at the University of Virginia.
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Hold on.
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You're letting Brea
visit a college
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south of
the Mason-Dixon line,
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in a state that's famously
"for lovers"?
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She's not visiting the school.
She's visiting her cousin.
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Cousin visits are gateways
to actual college visits.
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One minute, you're all, "Yay!
Our moms are sisters."
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And then, the next minute,
"Mmm, yeah.
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"I think I could spend
four years here."
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Where are you going
with this?
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Is a question I'm sure
I'll regret asking.
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Once Brea strolls past
the columns of the UVA Rotunda
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and then picnics next to
the waters of Lake Monticello,
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she will fall in love
with the place.
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Where is all this specific
UVA information coming from?
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Have you and Brea even talked
about your college plans?
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A little.
We're both applying to NYU.
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So you explicitly told her
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that you wanted to go
to school together?
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No, but we'll have that talk
once we both get in.
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Then everything will be
hunky-dory.
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You mean,
hunky dog [BLEEP]!
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While you're in the Big Apple
yelling at taxis,
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she'll be watching
a shirtless blacksmith
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making horseshoes
while saying, "Oh, I do declare."
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Shirtless blacksmith?
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At least he should be wearing
a leather apron
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while working the flame.
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A-And stop trying to get
in my head.
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There's a famous saying...
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"If you love someone,
never set them free."
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That's not the saying.
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Murray, a little help?
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Nah. Sounds like
she's doing a thing.
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Adam, who knows ladies
better than me?
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I'm still scoring
left and right.
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It's honestly too much.
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-Ew.
-So much "ew."
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And how do I get
all that sweet ew?
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Confidence!
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Let Brea Bee be.
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You can talk about the future
when she gets back.
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-I'm going with Pops.
-Damn it, old man!
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Really? Usually,
people just pretend to listen to me
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and then do
whatever they want.
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I don't even do
the listening part.
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Pops,
I trust you completely.
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When it comes to dames,
you know your stuff.
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Look who's back, baby![CRACKING]
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Argh!
I hurt my back.
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ADULT ADAM: While Pops
was helping me with Brea,
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Barry was looking for help
with Geoff from the JTP.
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-JTP!
-JTP!
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Wait. It's just you,
Matt Bradley?
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It was just me
-when you came in. -Where's Naked Rob?
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He's getting
his knee surgery.
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He'll finally be able to walk
without pain.
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What about Andy?
Let me guess.
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-Height surgery.
-Close.
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He's on a semester abroad
in Sweden.
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Those giant blond people
will try to put him in their pockets.
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-Maybe I can help.
-Mmm, it's a big "maybe," but here goes.
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As you know, one of the things
Geoff and I share
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as best friends
is our love of Nancy Glass.
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Oh, how could you not?
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Despite this bond,
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who's he taking
to a live taping?
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My sister.
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Also known
as his girlfriend.
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Also known
as "I don't care."
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He's been choosing Erica
over me for years.
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It has to stop.
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Barry, it's not
as simple as that.
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Erica isn't just
Geoff's girlfriend.
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She's gonna be
his wife one day. Everyone knows it.
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-So?
-So it makes things complicated.
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I know things are weird
for you,
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but imagine how weird
things would be for Geoff
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if you were dating
his sister, Joanne.
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Oh, my God.
You're right.
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Wait. Are you actually
listening to me?
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Indeed, Matt Bradley.
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And now I know how
to fix things with Geoff.
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By dating Joanne.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yup.
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I'm gonna love
his sister so hard, it'll make him insane.
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-That doesn't sound right.
-Then I'll make him watch.
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Only one way
to interpret that.
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Then he'll realize he should
take me to see Nancy Glass.
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Ta!
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And this one got away
from me.
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ADULT ADAM:
While Barry was off to chase Geoff's sister,
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Pops came to stop me
from chasing Brea.
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Okay. There's no way
your mom is done
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trying to convince you
Brea is on the outs.
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So I'm here to help.
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What's the chalkboard for?
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Well, you kids
are always making lists.
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I want to be
in on the fun, so...
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"Adam and Pops' Day
of Distraction."
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"Adam" starts with "A,"
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so one slant left
and one slant right.
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Pops, you can just tell me.
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Now let's connect
these suckers.
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Oh, damn it.
I started so strong!
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Oh, you've almost got
an "A" there.
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Out, Blondie.
The boy's taking my advice for once.
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I just thought it'd be nice
if Adam surprised Brea
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with a quick phone call.
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I don't need to call Brea.
We're fine.
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Plus, she's on the road.
There's no way to reach her.
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Lucky for you,
I've calculated her likely rate of speed,
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miles per gallon
on her VW Rabbit,
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and the time she'll
slow down to admire herself in the mirror.
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According to
my calculations,
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Brea should be
at this gas station,
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and I've got the number
on speed dial.
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-Do not.
-Oops.
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Be strong, Adam.
I have a great day planned.
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First, we hit
the pinball machine at Riley's.
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Uh, is there
a young woman there?
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Name's Brea,
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red hair,
eyes that are fine but not gorgeous.
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Brea?[BELL CHIMES]
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-[WHISPERING] It's her.
-BREA: Uh, hello?
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Uh, hi there, fine eyes. Adam?
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Why are you calling me here?
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And how did you find me?
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A boy never
reveals his secrets. I mean man!
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All man!
A man of men!
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I can't believe
you did this to me!
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Uh, yeah.
I'm kind of running late.
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My cousin's
taking me to a party at the Rotunda tonight.
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The Rotunda, huh?
Sounds funda.
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The Rotunda?
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Jefferson patterned it
after the Parthenon!
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The Greeks, Adam.
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Sell NYU hard!
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[CLEARS THROAT]
Uh, Adam, I really got to go.
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But next year,
we should...
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[DIAL TONE SOUNDING]
Aw, she hung up!
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Good!
Back to my thing.
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Now, I like starting
my D's with the big, round belly part.
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Oh, God!
Am I losing her already?
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Yes, you are.
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Unless ...less what?
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Unless we drive down
to Virginia
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so you can tell that girl
how you feel.
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A mother-son road trip?
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Mother-son road trip.
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Oy, gevalt!
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I'm already packed.
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So are you.
I'll meet you at the car.
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ADULT ADAM:
As my mom and I started our trek to Virginia,
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Barry was determined
to drive Geoff crazy.
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Joanne Schwartz.
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Funny meeting you here
where your roommate said you'd be.
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Barry Goldberg?
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I'm glad I'm here
at law school,
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'cause I have
a confession to make.
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-Mmm-hmm?
-I'm guilty
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of falling for you hard.
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[LAUGHS]
What are you talking about?
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We can't stand
-each other. -Careful.
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Lying to this jury
will get you a life sentence of happiness.
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Are you hitting on me?
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I once convinced you that our
broken fridge was a spaceship.
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You got stuck inside
for hours.
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Eh, near-death prank
or childhood flirtation?
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Near-death prank.
And remember when I told you my mom's estrogen pills
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were a rare Japanese candy
and you swallowed a handful?
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I was young and gullible.
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-It was last spring.
-Okay.
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We've had a fun give-and-take
over the years.
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Here's the deal.
248
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I'm in a love triangle
with your brother and my sister.
249
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I don't think that means
what you think it means, but go on.
250
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He favors her more
every day.
251
00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:40,041
It's gotten so bad,
252
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he's taking Erica to see
Nancy Glass instead of me.
253
00:08:42,739 --> 00:08:44,611
What?
254
00:08:44,785 --> 00:08:45,829
Erica's the last person
he should take.
255
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-It should be me.
-You?
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00:08:47,439 --> 00:08:49,616
Oh, I'm made
for that audience.
257
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No one "oohs" at salacious
revelations like me.
258
00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:55,404
You mean like this?
Oh! Oh, ah!
259
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That's weak.
Here. Check it.
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[CLEARS THROAT AND GASPS]
261
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Oo-oo-ooh!
262
00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:04,587
No. It's oh-whoa!
263
00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:06,197
Oh, wow.
You've got skills.
264
00:09:06,371 --> 00:09:08,112
Thank you.
So, are we doing this?
265
00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:09,505
I'll pretend
to be your girlfriend
266
00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:10,767
just until Geoff realizes
267
00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:12,595
he shouldn't take Erica
to Nancy Glass,
268
00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:14,771
but then the battle
for the ticket is on.
269
00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:16,817
It's a foolproof plan.
270
00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:18,122
All right.
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00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:23,127
ADULT ADAM:
Determined to make Geoff see the error of his ways,
272
00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:25,347
Joanne and Barry
put their plan in motion.
273
00:09:25,521 --> 00:09:26,478
Whoa.
Does this mean Barry is...
274
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:27,654
[GAGS] Skin stuff.
275
00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:30,395
-But who?
-BARRY: You may enter.
276
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,396
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
277
00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:34,878
Oh, God!
What am I looking at?
278
00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:36,793
You're looking at
my new romantic partner,
279
00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:39,274
my lover, my flame,
my main squeeze.
280
00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:40,797
[CHUCKLES]
So much squeezing.
281
00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:42,712
Pardon the sock
on the door.
282
00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:44,192
Our bodies and tongues
were entwined.
283
00:09:44,366 --> 00:09:46,368
Like snakes
when they do it.
284
00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:48,718
I have so many questions
that I don't want to know the answers to.
285
00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,633
Yeah. I'm super confused.
What is this?
286
00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:52,592
Me and your closest
living relative
287
00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:54,376
have fallen
madly in love.
288
00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,378
-Hmm!
-Joanne, you are my queen.
289
00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:58,685
-Ooh!
-Which I'm told is the best piece in chess.
290
00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,338
Also, I like your face
and butt.
291
00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:02,645
This is obviously
not real.
292
00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:06,083
I know it's crazy,
but we realized all the years of teasing,
293
00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:08,433
we were just fighting
our true feelings.
294
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,480
But no more,
and we have you to thank for that.
295
00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,874
Yeah. If you hadn't
broken the seal of dating your best friend's sister,
296
00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:16,572
which most of
the civilized world recognizes
297
00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,705
as a sacred taboo ...ah.
298
00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:21,142
...we wouldn't have had
the courage to take a chance. Now, would we?
299
00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:22,360
You know what?
This is great.
300
00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:24,101
-Is it?
-Yep.
301
00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:26,364
And we are gonna celebrate
with our first double date.
302
00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:27,844
So we'll meet you
out front.
303
00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:29,498
-Sound good?
-Sounds great.
304
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,500
Barry's my favorite
mode of transportation,
305
00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:32,849
so I hope this
doesn't bother anyone.
306
00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:34,416
[WHINNIES AND LAUGHS]
307
00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:35,722
Yee-haw, baby.
308
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,462
Yee-haw!
309
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,551
Why are you
encouraging them?
310
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,815
'Cause they're obviously
just trying to get under your skin.
311
00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:43,294
But they can't keep this up.
Trust me.[JOANNE GIGGLING]
312
00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:45,253
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
313
00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:47,559
I'm gonna leave this
on the inside of the doorknob,
314
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:50,737
'cause we're
about to go at it in the hallway.
315
00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:53,000
ADULT ADAM: While Barry
and Joanne tried to get on Geoff's nerves,
316
00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:55,045
my mom and I
were on the road to Virginia.
317
00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:56,699
Ooh. Let's practice
what you say when you see her, okay?
318
00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:58,440
I'll be Brea.
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00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:01,704
[SOUTHERN ACCENT] Adam!
What in tarnation are you doin' here?
320
00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,358
Why does Brea
sound like Delta Burke
321
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,012
looking for a husband
at a picnic?
322
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:07,667
[NORMAL VOICE] The South
changes people, Schmoo.
323
00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:09,277
[SOUTHERN ACCENT]
My, oh, my, Adam. Is that you?
324
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,931
Listen, Brea,
325
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:13,237
I really want us to go college
close to each other.
326
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:14,891
-Mmm.
-In New York. What do you say?
327
00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:16,284
That's nice,
but a gentleman
328
00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:17,938
would have told me sooner
to show he cared.
329
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:19,113
But I'm saying it now.
330
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:20,592
My life is here now,
331
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,464
where we drink sweet tea
and race crawdads.
332
00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,292
Race crawdads?
How does that work?
333
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,120
[NORMAL VOICE] Play along.
Brea just dismissed you.
334
00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:27,687
Fine.
335
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:28,949
[SOUTHERN ACCENT]
Wait, Brea,
336
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:31,081
my beautiful
chicken-fried steak!
337
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,518
My love for you could fill
a thousand Piggly Wigglys
338
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,520
with fried okra
and Moon Pies!
339
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:36,347
[NORMAL VOICE] Aw,
I'm not saying the right words.
340
00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:38,045
That's it.
341
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:40,525
Don't tell Brea
how you feel. Show her.
342
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,179
Oh, my God.
You're right.
343
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,051
The classic Goldbergs'
big romantic swing!
344
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:45,792
[CHUCKLES] And this one
will be the biggest,
345
00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,358
because I'm overly involved.
346
00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,317
ADULT ADAM:
She really was. Unlike my dad.
347
00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:51,928
Where is everyone?
Actually, forget about it.
348
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,234
The important thing is
they're gone.
349
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,105
Because you gave me
no help,
350
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,673
they're road-tripping
to ol' Virginny!
351
00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,153
Virginia?
That's a lot of gas.
352
00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:00,720
Focus.
353
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,460
Adam's gonna tell Brea
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00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:05,115
they need to go
to college together next year,
355
00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:07,422
and he'll look like
an insecure, needy nudnik.
356
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,554
Maybe the girl will think
it's sweet.
357
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,774
It's gonna be
over-the-top embarrassment.[TELEPHONE RINGS]
358
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,210
Hello?
359
00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:15,169
Yeah. I got it.
Thank you very much.
360
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:16,997
That was the bank.
361
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:19,564
Apparently,
somebody in Maryland tried using my credit card
362
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,783
to buy a white steed.
363
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,829
A white steed?
364
00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:26,354
I've seen that kid
ride a bike. This isn't gonna end well.
365
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,008
Damn it,
now I have to do things.
366
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,139
Why didn't you
say something?
367
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:31,489
Oh, go [BLEEP] yourself.
368
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:34,014
ADULT ADAM: As my dad
worried my mom and I were getting out of hand,
369
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,842
Barry was not letting go
of Joanne.
370
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:37,060
Babe, pop a fry
in my mouth.
371
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:38,975
Yeah.
372
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,629
Oh!
[CHUCKLES]
373
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,587
Mmm. I have only
one free hand,
374
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,851
'cause my other is holding
your sister's and never letting go.
375
00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,766
Yeah. We nearly crashed
when you were driving us here.
376
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,202
What happed to 10:00
and 2:00, mister?
377
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:50,465
Oh, yeah.
I'd like your hands on my 10:00 and 2:00.
378
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:53,163
-Mmm-hmm.
-Also my 4:00 and 8:00.
379
00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:54,556
That's too many hands!
380
00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,384
And you're both
clearly annoyed
381
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,081
that I'm taking
Erica to see Nancy, but this is too much.
382
00:12:58,255 --> 00:12:59,691
What'd I miss?
383
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,519
Oh, just our new,
in-your-face love.
384
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:03,304
-Joanne?
-Yeah?
385
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:04,784
Will you accompany me
to the karaoke sign-up sheet?
386
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,787
Oh, my God.
Our first trip together!
387
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:08,657
[BOTH LAUGHING]
388
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,357
I know this is fake,
but they're both so insane,
389
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:15,098
they may actually be made
for each other.
390
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:16,883
They're not.
They just share the stubborn ability
391
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,623
to commit to this
fake relationship.
392
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,930
Which is weirdly cute.
393
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,193
-Am I rooting for them?
-Please don't.
394
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:28,024
Next up, Goldberg
and Schwartz singing Islands in the Stream.
395
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,025
Oh, Barry,
what are you doing?
396
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:30,897
[CHUCKLES]
What?
397
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,637
Your sweet, stupid brother
is trying to make up with me.
398
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,030
And you got there how?
399
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:35,815
Islands in the Stream?
400
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:38,556
Goldberg and Schwartz?
That's our go-to karaoke song.
401
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,167
It's a classic
romantic duet.
402
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,909
So romantic,
but we sing it ironically.
403
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:47,217
♪ Baby, when I met you
there was peace unknown
404
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:50,046
♪ I set out to find you with a fine-tooth comb
405
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:51,265
What the hell?
406
00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:53,223
♪ I was soft inside
407
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:57,140
♪ There was something
goin' on
408
00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:58,925
They're singing
our ironic song sincerely.
409
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,883
♪ Islands in the stream
410
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,885
♪ That is what we are
411
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,539
♪ No one in between
412
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,497
♪ How could we be wrong? ♪
413
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,891
Stop! You're making something
hilarious beautiful!
414
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,415
This is the first
of many things I'll make beautiful
415
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,374
instead of hilarious
as I choose my girlfriend...
416
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:15,245
Mmm!...over my best friend.
417
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:18,596
Poems. Rom-coms.
Noticing haircuts.
418
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,424
You know,
if your whole problem is this supposed
419
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:22,905
best friend-girlfriend
triangle, I can fix it for you right now.
420
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:25,255
We're no longer best friends.
421
00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:28,519
ADULT ADAM: With that, Geoff made Barry realize his plan had misfired.
422
00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:29,781
Instead of getting
his best friend back,
423
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:32,523
he'd pushed him away.
424
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,786
Meanwhile, my mom and I
were ready to pull off a Southern romantic gesture.
425
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,527
How do I look?
426
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,225
If I was a girl your age,
427
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:41,010
I would fall into your arms
and never let you go.
428
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,098
I wish I didn't
find that comforting.
429
00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:43,665
Here goes nothing.
430
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,754
I'll go ready the fog machine,
balloons, and confetti.
431
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,016
ADULT ADAM: This was it.
432
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,800
I had my tux, my flowers,
433
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:51,107
and one shot to convince Brea
not to move south forever.
434
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,109
My mom and I had thought of everything.
435
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,719
[GRUNTS] Except that.
436
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,939
Oh, balls!
437
00:14:57,113 --> 00:15:00,247
Murray? What are you doing
in the Deep South?
438
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:03,163
Saving the boy
from making the biggest mistake of his life.
439
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:04,512
You drove down
to stop me?
440
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,557
Damn right.
This is a huge mistake.
441
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:07,907
Look at your mom
with the balloons.
442
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,212
I mean, how many
balloons is that?
443
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:11,867
The appropriate amount...
Murray.
444
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,956
Let's go.
445
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,827
Damn it,
we know what we're doing.
446
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,134
We already role-played
the whole scenario.
447
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:22,617
[INHALES DEEPLY]
Let's do it again, only this time, I'll be Brea.
448
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,314
-Go ahead.
-Fine.
449
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,750
Brea, I never want us
to be apart.
450
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,884
You stay away from me,
you needy, lazy-eyed freak.
451
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:31,321
Go kiss
your Starboy dolls.
452
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,193
I bet you'd like that,
you weirdo.
453
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:34,803
Wow.
So much extra mustard.
454
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:38,024
Look, your mom
got in your head.
455
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:41,027
She seems to think that if you
go away for a little while,
456
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:42,680
you go away forever.
457
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:45,074
Huh. That does
sound like her.
458
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:47,903
If you decide to stay here
with Brea,
459
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,557
she'll have a breakdown.
460
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:52,081
It's no coincidence
she has two kids
461
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,301
going to college
just miles away from home.
462
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:57,347
Oh, my God!
How did I not see it?
463
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:58,827
This has been about you
the whole time!
464
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,047
That is outrageous!
465
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,093
But maybe.
466
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,008
I almost ruined
my relationship
467
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,271
because of your
crazy insecurity.
468
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:11,361
Is it so wrong that I want to
keep my babies close to me?
469
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:14,886
If it stops them from living
their lives, it sure is.
470
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,627
I don't even want to be
near you right now.
471
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:20,544
♪
472
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,287
The day had arrived.
473
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:26,768
Geoff and Erica were seeing
Nancy Glass live,
474
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,509
and it was even better
than they could've imagined.
475
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:31,773
So you're saying the ghost
not only liked your pets
476
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,731
but it knew
your dog's name?
477
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:35,081
I can't believe
we're actually here.
478
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,734
Now let's open it up
to the audience.
479
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,736
Any questions?
480
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,825
-I've got a couple.
-Barry?
481
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,480
Your guests had
a hard time when the ghost who was haunting them
482
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:45,134
moved on to another house?
483
00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,310
They did feel alone
and forgotten.
484
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,486
Might a man feel
similarly dismissed
485
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,488
if his best friend
started dating his sister
486
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,838
and then treated him
like hot garbage?
487
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,885
I imagine that would be
very hard.
488
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,104
Follow-up![AUDIENCE MURMURING]
489
00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:00,889
Isn't it possible
that "this guy"
490
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,847
that that gentleman
is referring to
491
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,762
is actually
just a giant selfish baby?
492
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:06,938
[AUDIENCE MURMURING]
Also, how did you get in here?
493
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,940
Think you're the only person
who knows the son of a blind guy
494
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:11,030
who almost died of mold?
[CHUCKLES]
495
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,553
Do you two know each other?
496
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:14,816
That's my supposed
best friend, who's dating my sister.
497
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,339
[AUDIENCE MURMURS]
And that's the no-longer-my-best-friend
498
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:18,341
who's pretending to date
my sister.
499
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,387
Fake or not,
you should support us.
500
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:22,737
Hey. I'm the girlfriend
of the brother's best friend,
501
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,305
and I'm starting to think
that my boyfriend, who I adore,
502
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,046
asked the wrong person
to the show.
503
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,569
[AUDIENCE MURMURING]
Wait. What?
504
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,136
I want to focus on this,
505
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:32,094
because you're all
clearly hurting right now.
506
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:35,097
And also, ghosts aren't real.
507
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:36,664
I'm sorry.
They're just not.
508
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:37,795
Names?
509
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,536
-Uh, Geoff.
-Erica.
510
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,451
-Barry.
-Desdemona Von Jorgerson.
511
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:44,324
Erica, why do you think Geoff
512
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,587
asked the wrong person
here today?
513
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,023
They watch
your show together all the time.
514
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,372
It's, like,
their favorite thing.
515
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:50,982
I love you, Erica,
516
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,810
and I just wanted to share
this experience with you.
517
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,334
AUDIENCE: Aw!
518
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,379
That love used to be
for me.
519
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:58,120
Barry, let me take
a stab at this.
520
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,644
Do you suppress your feelings
521
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:03,865
and then let them
all out at once like an emotional volcano?
522
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:05,997
[SIGHS] Holy crap,
she's good.
523
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:06,911
What do you want
to say to Geoff right now?
524
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,001
Be honest, but be calm.
525
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:13,353
There's no one
in the world I'd rather have date my sister.
526
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,006
AUDIENCE: Aw!
527
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:16,225
But you're still
my best friend,
528
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:18,749
and sometimes I want
my special time with you.
529
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,751
-Geoff?
-I guess our situation
530
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,927
is a little more complicated
than I realized.
531
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,234
And I could be better
532
00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:27,845
about making sure
we have time to hang out.
533
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,151
Barry, what do you want to do
right now?
534
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,805
Be sincere.
535
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:33,199
-Hug.
-Geoff?
536
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:34,983
Let our bodies
become one.
537
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,767
[ISLANDS IN THE STREAM PLAYS]
Let's do it, boys.
538
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,247
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
ADULT ADAM: Just like that,
539
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:41,642
Nancy Glass
fixed Barry and Geoff.
540
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,905
As unlikely as that was,
541
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,429
there was another unexpected
mediator that day.
542
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,866
-My dad.
-Let's go.
543
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,129
Not with me.
You're going with your mom.
544
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:51,217
No way.
545
00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:53,871
Look, your mom
is an anxious person.
546
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,961
She's an all-time worrier,
but nine times out of ten,
547
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,442
that worrying keeps you kids
safe and happy.
548
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:02,532
-I know.
-Your mom is terrified about you going to New York.
549
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,491
But it's how you want to
chase your dreams,
550
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,362
so she's behind you 100%.
551
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:07,537
She is, isn't she?
552
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,887
Come on.
Give her another chance.
553
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:10,932
♪ We got something going on ♪
554
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:12,586
Get goin'.
555
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:15,937
♪
556
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:18,157
I am so sorry, Schmoo.
557
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:20,463
I promise,
from here on out,
558
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:24,250
I will never interfere
with your happiness again.
559
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,469
No matter how far away
it may take you.
560
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,210
You will.
561
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:29,559
♪ Ah-ha ♪
562
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:32,345
But... It's okay.
563
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:35,261
ADULT ADAM:
It's easy to want the people we love to stay close by.
564
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:38,177
Mostly 'cause, deep down, we're afraid they won't come back.
565
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,309
But the truth is
that time apart
566
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:43,138
could make you realize
what needs to change.
567
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:46,228
And that change can open up
a world of possibilities.
568
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,404
Hey. What are you
doing here?
569
00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:49,753
I just wanted to
let you know
570
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:52,408
that you may have been
my pretend boyfriend,
571
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:55,498
but you were way better
than most of my real ones.
572
00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:56,630
Aw, you're just
saying that.
573
00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:57,935
I'm not.
574
00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:59,241
And I was thinking,
575
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,461
it was so much fun
when we were pretending,
576
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:04,115
would you ever want to,
I don't know,
577
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,509
not pretend?
578
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:08,946
♪ If you got no one,
and you just walk in the night
579
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,035
What's happening out here?
580
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,603
I'm not sure,
but I think I'm gonna find out.
581
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,257
♪ ...the real thing ♪
582
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,651
ADULT ADAM: Yep,
life is full of surprises.
583
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:20,306
It's the twists
and turns that keep the journey exciting,
584
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,785
no matter how far you go.
585
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,265
♪ No one in between ♪ [DOOR CLOSES]
586
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:24,484
I missed you.
587
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:25,311
Really?
588
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,965
So much.
589
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:30,316
Virginia's beautiful,
but it's way too far away from you.
590
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:33,188
In the end, absence does make
the heart grow fonder.
591
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:35,146
As it turns out,
when you love someone,
592
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:37,018
it's okay to let them go.
593
00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:39,107
'Cause if that love is real,
594
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:41,240
you can always rely
on each other.
595
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:44,112
♪
596
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,896
I'm Nancy Glass
and tonight we'll hear
597
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,855
very different views
on those issues.
598
00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:51,293
I don't want to call you
a liar, but no one here believes you.
599
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,471
Smells good.
What are you cooking?
600
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:58,039
Oh, just some fried catfish,
hush puppies,
601
00:20:58,213 --> 00:21:01,347
sweet potato pie,
and Mama's famous fried okra.
602
00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:04,263
Brea's coming over!
She can't know we've been down South!
603
00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:05,829
[SOUTHERN ACCENT]
Quit your fussin'.
604
00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:07,657
I reckon I'd never tell tales
about goin' down yonder.
605
00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,398
Damn it, woman.
Get it together!
606
00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:11,357
Please. You ain't knee-high
to a June bug,
607
00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:14,229
so don't pitch a hissy fit,
and set a spell.
608
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,797
[SOUTHERN ACCENT]
There she is!
609
00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:18,886
Now, don't get
too far in here, 'cause we gotta git.
610
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:20,757
[NORMAL VOICE]
I mean go! Damn it!
611
00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:22,368
I thought
we were having dinner.
612
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:24,326
-Are those hoecakes?
-There's no way to know!
613
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,502
-Move, move, move!
-What? Oh!
614
00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:27,851
Y'all come back now, ya hear?
615
00:21:27,901 --> 00:21:32,451
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