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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,892 --> 00:00:15,980 (Train horn) 2 00:00:31,620 --> 00:00:35,630 ♪ It would take a girl like you 3 00:00:35,666 --> 00:00:38,763 ♪ To make a dream come true 4 00:00:38,794 --> 00:00:42,472 ♪ And maybe break my heart in two 5 00:00:42,507 --> 00:00:46,387 ♪ Yes, l would take a girl like you 6 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,820 ♪ The sun begins to rise as I open up my eyes 7 00:00:53,852 --> 00:00:56,866 ♪ And I've got to get together again 8 00:00:58,315 --> 00:01:00,996 ♪ I don'! know maybe when 9 00:01:01,027 --> 00:01:04,455 ♪ But I've got to get together again 10 00:01:05,073 --> 00:01:08,205 ♪ A dream can never last in a world that's moving fast 11 00:01:08,243 --> 00:01:11,257 ♪ But somethings got to happen to me 12 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:15,011 ♪ I don't know what 'rt would be 13 00:01:15,626 --> 00:01:18,675 ♪ But somethings got to happen to me 14 00:01:18,713 --> 00:01:22,426 ♪ It would take a girl like you 15 00:01:22,884 --> 00:01:25,814 ♪ To make a dream come true 16 00:01:25,845 --> 00:01:29,642 ♪ And maybe break my heart in two 17 00:01:29,683 --> 00:01:33,396 ♪ Yes, l would take a girl like you 18 00:01:33,437 --> 00:01:37,281 ♪ It would take a girl like you 19 00:01:37,733 --> 00:01:40,866 ♪ To make a dream come true 20 00:01:40,903 --> 00:01:44,665 ♪ And maybe break my heart in two 21 00:01:44,699 --> 00:01:48,496 ♪ Yes , l would take a girl like you 22 00:01:52,666 --> 00:01:54,588 ♪ I knew the day I met you 23 00:01:54,627 --> 00:01:56,430 ♪ I just had to get you 24 00:01:56,462 --> 00:01:59,096 ♪ And never let you out of my sight 25 00:02:00,133 --> 00:02:02,220 ♪ Stay beside you day and night 26 00:02:03,428 --> 00:02:06,311 ♪ And never let you out of my sight 27 00:02:06,348 --> 00:02:10,405 ♪ Cos it would take a girl like you 28 00:02:10,435 --> 00:02:13,650 ♪ To make a dream come true 29 00:02:13,689 --> 00:02:17,367 ♪ And maybe break my heart in two 30 00:02:17,735 --> 00:02:21,247 ♪ Yes, it would take a girl like you 31 00:02:21,281 --> 00:02:25,124 ♪ It would take a girl like you 32 00:02:25,786 --> 00:02:28,633 ♪ To make a dream come true 33 00:02:28,664 --> 00:02:32,425 ♪ And maybe break my heart in two 34 00:02:32,459 --> 00:02:36,422 ♪ Yes, it would take a girl like you 35 00:03:04,244 --> 00:03:06,332 - Thank you very much. - Pleasure. 36 00:03:21,846 --> 00:03:24,730 - Mr Thompson? - The very same. 37 00:03:24,766 --> 00:03:28,278 I'm um...Jenny Bunn, the new lodger. 38 00:03:28,312 --> 00:03:31,776 Oh, yes, yes. The new... yes. 39 00:03:31,816 --> 00:03:33,903 Well, entrez. 40 00:03:39,324 --> 00:03:41,578 You've timed your arrival rather well. 41 00:03:41,618 --> 00:03:43,504 Supper'll be ready in a few minutes. 42 00:03:43,537 --> 00:03:44,830 (From door shuts) 43 00:03:44,872 --> 00:03:47,636 I'll show you to your room, if you'd like to follow me. 44 00:03:47,666 --> 00:03:51,261 - Oh, Anna. - I won’t be eating in tonight, Dick. Night. 45 00:03:51,295 --> 00:03:53,265 Thai was Anna. Your fellow lodger. 46 00:03:53,297 --> 00:03:55,350 Great fun, Anna. You'll like her. 47 00:03:55,383 --> 00:03:57,720 - Mm. She looked very nice. - Ooh, she is. 48 00:03:57,761 --> 00:03:59,848 She's very nice. Yes. 49 00:03:59,888 --> 00:04:01,525 Yes. 50 00:04:01,556 --> 00:04:03,562 It's a long haul. 51 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,688 Good for the figure, though. 52 00:04:15,071 --> 00:04:17,159 Now, this cupboard... 53 00:04:18,325 --> 00:04:21,042 - Yes, this cupboard is all yours. - Very nice. 54 00:04:21,078 --> 00:04:22,881 And the chest of drawers. 55 00:04:22,913 --> 00:04:25,499 - Over here. - Oh. 56 00:04:25,541 --> 00:04:28,389 The top two drawers are yours. 57 00:04:28,419 --> 00:04:32,381 I'm afraid the wife rather likes to keep the spare bedding in the... 58 00:04:32,423 --> 00:04:35,009 - The lower ones? - In the lower ones, exactly. 59 00:04:35,051 --> 00:04:36,143 Yes, mm, yeah. 60 00:04:36,177 --> 00:04:38,942 You'll be wanting to see the geography. 61 00:04:41,016 --> 00:04:44,896 That's the loo and so on. 62 00:04:44,937 --> 00:04:47,072 If you ever... 63 00:04:48,357 --> 00:04:51,038 Ooh, there is just one little thing. 64 00:04:51,068 --> 00:04:55,874 WOMAN: Dick! I asked you to lay the table ages ago! Supper is practically ready! 65 00:04:55,907 --> 00:04:57,330 Just coming, poppet. 66 00:04:57,367 --> 00:05:00,131 I'm just showing Miss Bunn the geography. 67 00:05:01,204 --> 00:05:04,384 I'm afraid we'll have to continue our briefing session later on. 68 00:05:04,416 --> 00:05:07,134 - Dick! Come on! Where are you? - Coming... 69 00:05:07,169 --> 00:05:09,969 Move your arse! You're supposed to be helping ma! 70 00:05:10,006 --> 00:05:12,723 A lot of bloody use you are, l must say! 71 00:05:47,797 --> 00:05:49,469 DICK: Miss Bunn! 72 00:05:49,507 --> 00:05:51,595 Nourishment! 73 00:05:53,970 --> 00:05:55,358 Coming. 74 00:05:56,807 --> 00:05:58,100 Anna... 75 00:05:58,141 --> 00:05:58,901 Anna? 76 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:01,687 Ah. 77 00:06:02,897 --> 00:06:04,866 She's just gone out. 78 00:06:08,486 --> 00:06:09,827 Has she? 79 00:06:09,862 --> 00:06:12,449 - And you're the new lodger? - Y. 80 00:06:12,490 --> 00:06:13,878 DICK: Miss Bunn! 81 00:06:13,909 --> 00:06:15,581 We... 82 00:06:16,370 --> 00:06:18,790 Oh, it's you, Patrick. 83 00:06:19,581 --> 00:06:21,005 Anna's just left. 84 00:06:21,041 --> 00:06:23,889 Yes, so Miss... 85 00:06:23,919 --> 00:06:26,304 Oh, it's Jenny Bunn. Patrick Standish. 86 00:06:26,339 --> 00:06:28,309 Miss Bunn's a teacher. 87 00:06:28,341 --> 00:06:31,105 - Albert Road Primary. - Great. 88 00:06:31,136 --> 00:06:33,223 Well, we're just about to eat 89 00:06:33,263 --> 00:06:36,277 Mustn't keep Miss Bunn from her calorie intake, must we? 90 00:06:36,308 --> 00:06:37,945 - I'll join you. - There's just... 91 00:06:37,976 --> 00:06:40,397 Don't worry, I've already eaten. 92 00:06:40,437 --> 00:06:43,155 Well, you won’t mind watching us at the trough, then. 93 00:06:43,190 --> 00:06:45,361 Er...Mias Bunn, would you like to... 94 00:06:47,487 --> 00:06:50,536 I hope you're satisfied. The fish is dry as a bone. 95 00:06:50,573 --> 00:06:53,706 Not guilty, Your Honour. Young Patrick here is the culprit. 96 00:06:53,744 --> 00:06:56,212 - He's been chatting up our... - Hello, stranger. 97 00:06:56,246 --> 00:06:59,177 - Anna's gone out - Martha, my angel, you're looking... 98 00:06:59,208 --> 00:07:01,758 ...sexier than ever. - Thanks. You too. 99 00:07:01,794 --> 00:07:04,475 Well, I'm afraid young Patrick's manly charms 100 00:07:04,505 --> 00:07:07,887 have rather made Martha forget the common courtesies. 101 00:07:07,926 --> 00:07:09,646 You found us all right, then? 102 00:07:09,678 --> 00:07:11,434 Thompson, you forgot the cruet! 103 00:07:11,471 --> 00:07:13,559 (Gasps) Cruet. 104 00:07:18,103 --> 00:07:20,191 Sit down anywhere you like, love. 105 00:07:25,194 --> 00:07:27,496 My old man made a pass at you yet? 106 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:28,871 Not to worry. He will. 107 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:31,161 Just give him a kick in the crutch. 108 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:34,380 Want some fish, Paddy? You may as well have Anna's. 109 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:36,750 Oh, no, thanks. No, really, I've er... 110 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,214 I've eaten. 111 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:39,722 Cross my heart. 112 00:07:39,752 --> 00:07:42,469 - It's all so terrible here. - (Giggles) 113 00:07:43,172 --> 00:07:44,216 (Sniggers) 114 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:46,603 What's the joke, then, dear? 115 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:49,565 - Anything we can all share? - Oh. No, nothing. 116 00:07:52,182 --> 00:07:54,353 What do you do, Mr Standish? 117 00:07:54,393 --> 00:07:56,694 Oh, my name is Patrick, actually. 118 00:07:56,729 --> 00:07:58,699 I teach as well. 119 00:07:58,731 --> 00:08:01,946 Oh, whence the unaccustomed modesty, young Patrick? 120 00:08:03,069 --> 00:08:07,826 Our Mr Standish is a distinguished moulder of young minds at our technical college. 121 00:08:07,866 --> 00:08:11,627 ''Our technical college''? Anyone would think he was the minister of education... 122 00:08:11,662 --> 00:08:13,833 ...instead of a crummy town councilor. 123 00:08:13,872 --> 00:08:17,550 Some people fail to grasp the importance of local government. 124 00:08:21,005 --> 00:08:23,093 What are your politics, Miss Bunn? 125 00:08:24,300 --> 00:08:25,937 Oh. 126 00:08:25,969 --> 00:08:28,650 Well, my dads always been Labor. 127 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,103 Splendid! 128 00:08:30,140 --> 00:08:33,569 Then we can count on your support at the coming elections. 129 00:08:34,645 --> 00:08:36,816 I'm afraid I've never voted. 130 00:08:36,856 --> 00:08:37,983 (Laughs) 131 00:08:38,024 --> 00:08:40,954 You're a born loser, Thompson. (Continues laughing) 132 00:08:41,986 --> 00:08:43,623 What do you teach? 133 00:08:43,655 --> 00:08:45,494 Oh, graphics 134 00:08:46,575 --> 00:08:48,461 Lettering, design. 135 00:08:48,493 --> 00:08:50,084 Television advertising. 136 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,923 Films, credits. 137 00:08:51,955 --> 00:08:53,628 - That sort of thing. - Oh. 138 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:55,718 - I'll make the tea. - I'll get it. 139 00:08:55,751 --> 00:08:58,765 You could have taught up north. Why come to a dump like this? 140 00:08:58,796 --> 00:09:02,142 - Well, it's not Buckingham Palace but... - All right, my darling. 141 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:04,512 I didn't mean a dump like this 142 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:07,397 (Whispers) Well, a dump like this. 143 00:09:07,431 --> 00:09:09,021 This town, you mean? 144 00:09:09,057 --> 00:09:10,149 Mm. 145 00:09:10,184 --> 00:09:11,856 Well? 146 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,442 Trouble with t'folks? 147 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:17,328 Is that your idea of a northern accent? 148 00:09:17,358 --> 00:09:19,031 I'm sorry. 149 00:09:19,861 --> 00:09:21,948 I'm sorry. 150 00:09:21,988 --> 00:09:26,663 Only I thought maybe we could have had dinner together one night alone, 151 00:09:26,701 --> 00:09:29,122 away from cod and... 152 00:09:30,164 --> 00:09:32,003 ...councilor. 153 00:09:33,501 --> 00:09:35,588 Out of the question, I suppose? 154 00:09:37,421 --> 00:09:40,056 Aye aye. Speedy Gonzales strikes again. 155 00:09:40,758 --> 00:09:43,060 Oh, I think I'll skip the tea. It's um... 156 00:09:44,304 --> 00:09:47,686 Well, it's my first night back and I've got a lot to do. 157 00:09:47,724 --> 00:09:49,895 Say good night to Dick for me, will you? 158 00:09:49,935 --> 00:09:52,023 Bye. 159 00:10:11,917 --> 00:10:14,005 - Hello. - Hello. 160 00:10:14,045 --> 00:10:16,465 How about that dinner that was out of the question? 161 00:10:16,506 --> 00:10:18,309 Still is. 162 00:10:18,341 --> 00:10:19,978 Why? 163 00:10:20,009 --> 00:10:21,849 I don't date other girls' boys. 164 00:10:21,886 --> 00:10:23,607 Anna? 165 00:10:23,638 --> 00:10:25,478 Do me a favour! 166 00:10:40,031 --> 00:10:42,119 You know, this may... 167 00:10:42,951 --> 00:10:45,336 Well, sound like a bit of a line. 168 00:10:45,370 --> 00:10:48,717 But I've been waiting for years for something like you to happen. 169 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,422 Thank you, kind sir. 170 00:10:50,459 --> 00:10:52,049 There you go. 171 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:54,672 You birds have had the same line shot at you for so long... 172 00:10:54,714 --> 00:10:57,680 ...that when some poor twit com and tells you the truth... 173 00:10:57,717 --> 00:10:59,936 Oh, you say il nice. I'll give you that. 174 00:11:01,596 --> 00:11:03,518 Um... 175 00:11:03,557 --> 00:11:08,445 - Would you like another one of those? - No, thank you. I'm half tipsy already. 176 00:11:08,479 --> 00:11:09,867 Lovely. 177 00:11:11,399 --> 00:11:12,787 Um... 178 00:11:22,869 --> 00:11:25,206 Um... That will be all right. 179 00:11:44,601 --> 00:11:47,449 I'll um...get your coat, shall I? 180 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,236 Mm. 181 00:11:55,864 --> 00:11:57,287 - Thank you. - Bye. 182 00:11:57,324 --> 00:11:58,451 Bye. 183 00:11:59,534 --> 00:12:01,622 - This one? - Yes, that's it. 184 00:12:02,496 --> 00:12:03,967 Thanks. 185 00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:07,594 Oh, no. 186 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:10,047 What the hell are they doing here? 187 00:12:10,087 --> 00:12:12,140 Well, well, well. 188 00:12:12,173 --> 00:12:14,593 Patrick and Jenny. 189 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,389 Just good friends, I take it? 190 00:12:17,429 --> 00:12:19,849 - Hello. - Small world. 191 00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:22,061 Yes, too bloody small. 192 00:12:22,101 --> 00:12:23,607 Your table is ready, sir. 193 00:12:23,644 --> 00:12:25,198 Right, thank you. 194 00:12:25,229 --> 00:12:29,405 You will stay to join us for a little libation ere you depart, eh, Jenny? 195 00:12:29,442 --> 00:12:34,164 Oh, you're not going to buy us a drink, are you? Because if you are, we'll have one. 196 00:12:35,156 --> 00:12:37,660 On... (Chuckles) 197 00:12:37,701 --> 00:12:39,671 The boy's on form again. 198 00:12:39,703 --> 00:12:41,708 - Right, here we go. - If you'd like to... 199 00:12:41,747 --> 00:12:43,384 You go in there, my dear. 200 00:12:43,415 --> 00:12:45,088 Now, what'll 'rt be for everybody? 201 00:12:45,126 --> 00:12:48,258 - Excuse me, do you mind if l take this chair? - Same again for us. 202 00:12:48,296 --> 00:12:51,511 A couple of postprandials for this comedian and his companion. 203 00:12:51,549 --> 00:12:53,471 Somebody else must be paying for this. 204 00:12:53,510 --> 00:12:55,313 Somebody else is. 205 00:12:55,345 --> 00:12:57,267 Here he is. Here's Julian now. 206 00:12:57,305 --> 00:12:59,892 He's a grand chap. You'll love him. I guarantee that. 207 00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:03,863 - Who is he? - A fellow traveler. 208 00:13:03,896 --> 00:13:07,823 - He's helping Dick with his election campaign. - And buying you dinner, it seems. 209 00:13:07,859 --> 00:13:10,113 He must be an eccentric millionaire. 210 00:13:13,823 --> 00:13:16,956 Ah, Julian. I'd like you to meet two friends of mine. 211 00:13:16,994 --> 00:13:19,081 - Patrick Standish. - How do you do? 212 00:13:19,830 --> 00:13:23,378 - Jenny Bunn. - What lovely friends you have. 213 00:13:24,794 --> 00:13:27,013 I'd think I'd better ask for some more places. 214 00:13:27,046 --> 00:13:29,514 I hadn't gathered there'd be quite so many of us. 215 00:13:29,549 --> 00:13:31,139 Oh, they're dashing off. 216 00:13:31,176 --> 00:13:33,145 They have another engagement, as it were. 217 00:13:33,178 --> 00:13:36,357 Oh, that's sad. That's more than sad. 218 00:13:36,390 --> 00:13:40,780 - You'll have a drink, though, Miss Bunn? - Oh, no, nothing, thank you. 219 00:13:40,811 --> 00:13:42,614 I've had too much already. 220 00:13:42,646 --> 00:13:44,699 - Have you indeed? - Mm. 221 00:13:45,566 --> 00:13:47,038 Well, yes... 222 00:13:48,111 --> 00:13:51,208 Yes, I think you're right, we'd better...dash. 223 00:13:52,741 --> 00:13:55,873 Come round the back if you're late. We bolt the front door after 11. 224 00:13:56,578 --> 00:13:57,836 Well, ciao. 225 00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:59,627 And, hello. 226 00:13:59,665 --> 00:14:01,717 Goodbye... 227 00:14:01,751 --> 00:14:03,423 ...comrades. 228 00:14:20,604 --> 00:14:23,285 - This isn't where I live. - No, it's where I live. 229 00:14:23,316 --> 00:14:25,819 I thought you... you might like a cup of coffee. 230 00:14:26,527 --> 00:14:27,821 Oh. 231 00:14:27,862 --> 00:14:30,496 Why didn't you think to ask me if that's what I'd like? 232 00:14:30,532 --> 00:14:33,961 Because I also thought you mightn't know your own mind. 233 00:14:33,994 --> 00:14:36,213 I always know my own mind. 234 00:14:36,246 --> 00:14:37,634 Hm. 235 00:14:38,916 --> 00:14:40,838 One cup. 236 00:14:40,876 --> 00:14:42,051 OK. 237 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:24,682 - It's very... unusual. - Yes, it is... 238 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:27,604 ...isn't it? 239 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,723 Lots of records. 240 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,685 Oh, yes, lots of... 241 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,238 ...records. 242 00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:37,400 Frank Sinatra and all sorts of other... 243 00:15:38,147 --> 00:15:39,618 ...people. 244 00:15:51,328 --> 00:15:53,748 About that coffee... 245 00:16:01,756 --> 00:16:03,844 Jenny... 246 00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:08,432 I meant what I said. 247 00:16:10,516 --> 00:16:13,150 You are a very pretty girl. 248 00:16:17,481 --> 00:16:18,953 Jenny. 249 00:16:20,568 --> 00:16:22,039 Jenny... 250 00:16:23,363 --> 00:16:25,450 About that coffee you promised... 251 00:16:27,993 --> 00:16:31,007 (Whispers) Pretty girl's coffee's here now... 252 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,212 Such a pretty girl. 253 00:16:37,753 --> 00:16:40,090 Aren't you, hm? 254 00:16:41,966 --> 00:16:44,054 A pretty girl. 255 00:16:47,514 --> 00:16:49,270 Jenny is... 256 00:16:50,225 --> 00:16:52,313 ...a pretty girl. 257 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:54,690 Hm? 258 00:16:56,566 --> 00:16:58,369 Jenny... 259 00:16:58,401 --> 00:17:00,489 Oh, Jenny... 260 00:17:18,715 --> 00:17:20,103 That hurt. 261 00:17:20,133 --> 00:17:21,889 It were meant to and all! 262 00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:27,182 - But why? All I did was... - I didn't think you were like that. I really didn't. 263 00:17:27,224 --> 00:17:28,517 Like what, for God's sake? 264 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,399 I want to go home, please. 265 00:17:33,689 --> 00:17:34,863 Jenny... 266 00:17:35,858 --> 00:17:37,946 I don't want you to go home. 267 00:17:38,862 --> 00:17:40,914 I want you to stay. 268 00:17:40,947 --> 00:17:42,620 Please. 269 00:17:44,826 --> 00:17:46,914 I'll be good. 270 00:17:48,038 --> 00:17:49,296 Promise. 271 00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:52,253 Now, how about some... 272 00:17:53,085 --> 00:17:54,557 coffee? 273 00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,519 (Relaxing melody) 274 00:18:10,271 --> 00:18:12,358 Mm... l like that 275 00:18:13,441 --> 00:18:14,912 Mm. 276 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:36,926 Jenny... 277 00:18:55,862 --> 00:18:57,285 Please. 278 00:18:57,322 --> 00:18:58,366 No. 279 00:19:00,117 --> 00:19:02,834 I didn't say you had to stop kissing me, though. 280 00:19:22,766 --> 00:19:24,320 I said no. 281 00:19:24,351 --> 00:19:25,942 And I meant no. 282 00:19:28,981 --> 00:19:30,109 Jenny... 283 00:19:31,192 --> 00:19:33,577 ...l promise you. 284 00:19:33,611 --> 00:19:35,699 I will stop... 285 00:19:36,615 --> 00:19:38,418 ...when you say stop and I... 286 00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:41,298 I won’t go any further. I promise you, I will stop. 287 00:19:42,287 --> 00:19:44,293 Well, I'm saying il now. 288 00:19:44,331 --> 00:19:45,589 Stop. 289 00:19:47,543 --> 00:19:49,015 But why there? 290 00:19:50,254 --> 00:19:53,019 Cos there's where I know I can still say stop. 291 00:19:55,176 --> 00:19:56,387 You mean, 292 00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,517 a little further... 293 00:20:01,016 --> 00:20:03,104 ...and you might say yes? 294 00:20:06,147 --> 00:20:08,234 I don't know. 295 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,408 You don't know? 296 00:20:18,368 --> 00:20:20,539 You mean that... 297 00:20:20,579 --> 00:20:22,667 nobody's ev... 298 00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:26,299 A virgin? 299 00:20:26,335 --> 00:20:27,807 You? 300 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,552 Yes. 301 00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:31,634 Me. 302 00:20:34,469 --> 00:20:36,557 There's a few of us left. 303 00:20:41,727 --> 00:20:43,815 You look quite shocked. 304 00:20:47,817 --> 00:20:49,075 I am. 305 00:20:49,777 --> 00:20:52,079 I am shocked. I mean... 306 00:20:54,825 --> 00:20:57,126 Well, I don't understand it. You 307 00:20:59,121 --> 00:21:01,209 You don't look like a virgin. 308 00:21:04,293 --> 00:21:06,714 Think I ought to wear a badge or something? 309 00:21:06,754 --> 00:21:08,557 Oh, don't joke about il. 310 00:21:08,590 --> 00:21:10,677 You shouldn't joke about it. 311 00:21:15,472 --> 00:21:17,560 (Laughs) 312 00:21:18,392 --> 00:21:19,780 You're having me on. 313 00:21:22,021 --> 00:21:23,575 I'm not, you know. 314 00:21:25,191 --> 00:21:26,235 No. 315 00:21:29,738 --> 00:21:33,499 Tell me, haven't they ever heard about the pill up north? 316 00:21:34,618 --> 00:21:36,706 Yes, they have. They make you fat. 317 00:21:39,790 --> 00:21:41,842 But it's nothing to do with that. 318 00:21:41,876 --> 00:21:43,632 It's just me. 319 00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:44,927 Me. 320 00:21:45,964 --> 00:21:48,051 Yes, it's you. 321 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,598 And I'll tell you something. 322 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,601 You like kissing. 323 00:21:58,519 --> 00:22:01,023 Or if you don't, 324 00:22:01,063 --> 00:22:03,151 you put up a bloody good pretense. 325 00:22:05,944 --> 00:22:08,031 And... 326 00:22:09,072 --> 00:22:13,130 ...just when I'm crazy for it. 327 00:22:15,412 --> 00:22:17,631 I'm not ''it''. 328 00:22:17,665 --> 00:22:19,670 I'm me. 329 00:22:19,709 --> 00:22:21,050 Ah. 330 00:22:21,085 --> 00:22:23,422 Well, that's just it, you see. 331 00:22:23,463 --> 00:22:28,517 I know that you will like it. 332 00:22:28,552 --> 00:22:30,142 I know you'd like it. 333 00:22:30,178 --> 00:22:32,065 Oh, I know. 334 00:22:32,097 --> 00:22:34,185 I know that 335 00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:38,398 Well, if you know that, then... 336 00:22:39,605 --> 00:22:41,029 Then why? 337 00:22:41,065 --> 00:22:42,572 Hm? 338 00:22:42,608 --> 00:22:44,696 Maybe I believe in love. 339 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,956 You mean... 340 00:22:53,036 --> 00:22:57,877 ...a preacher and ring and all that jazz? 341 00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:01,129 Maybe. 342 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:06,016 Jenny, I'm going to tell you something. 343 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:09,645 Nobody cares about virginity any more. 344 00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:15,525 And when Mr Right comes riding along, 345 00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:18,692 he won’t care either. 346 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,285 He probably won’t. 347 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:22,072 I know. I know that 348 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:26,533 Well, if you know that, then why the hell... 349 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,788 Why the hell, Jenny... 350 00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:36,878 It's all I've got... 351 00:23:38,169 --> 00:23:40,257 ....to give. 352 00:23:43,091 --> 00:23:45,179 All right. 353 00:23:50,224 --> 00:23:52,311 Oh, boy. 354 00:24:00,527 --> 00:24:03,326 Come on, it's getting late. I'll drive you home. 355 00:24:09,077 --> 00:24:10,549 Friends? 356 00:24:12,790 --> 00:24:15,127 Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're... 357 00:24:15,167 --> 00:24:16,425 ...friends. 358 00:24:41,988 --> 00:24:44,076 Are you going to the canteen, then? 359 00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:45,373 No. 360 00:25:00,258 --> 00:25:02,145 Lunch is on me. 361 00:25:02,177 --> 00:25:04,811 Oh. Thank you very much. 362 00:25:04,846 --> 00:25:07,018 By the way, lend me a fiver, I'm broke. 363 00:25:19,404 --> 00:25:23,830 No wonder you're always broke with what they charge in here. 364 00:25:23,867 --> 00:25:25,421 Was she worth it? 365 00:25:25,452 --> 00:25:27,208 What do you think? 366 00:25:27,246 --> 00:25:29,216 It's going to be a bit awkward, isn't it? 367 00:25:29,248 --> 00:25:31,467 Both under the same roof. 368 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:34,135 I mean, what are you going to do about Anna? 369 00:25:34,170 --> 00:25:36,970 Yeah, well, she was last term, wasn't she? 370 00:25:41,553 --> 00:25:43,641 Who's looking after the college? 371 00:25:44,598 --> 00:25:46,686 Oh, the students have taken il over. 372 00:25:48,394 --> 00:25:50,446 Graham, I would like you to meet... 373 00:25:50,479 --> 00:25:51,903 Yes, we've met 374 00:25:51,939 --> 00:25:54,241 Ricard for me, Charles, and the same again. 375 00:25:55,443 --> 00:25:58,373 So, are you coming along to the Thompson rally tonight? 376 00:25:58,405 --> 00:26:00,327 Oh, I suppose so. 377 00:26:00,365 --> 00:26:01,872 You? 378 00:26:01,908 --> 00:26:04,626 Oh, I vote for him, that's enough. Isn't it? 379 00:26:06,038 --> 00:26:08,126 (Laughs) 380 00:26:08,874 --> 00:26:10,512 Thank you. 381 00:26:10,543 --> 00:26:14,055 So, tell me, how was that lady I saw you with last night? 382 00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:17,926 Oh, that lady you saw me with last night... 383 00:26:17,968 --> 00:26:20,139 It was a most successful evening. 384 00:26:20,178 --> 00:26:22,943 She was fine. She was fine. 385 00:26:24,224 --> 00:26:26,312 Yes, she was fine. 386 00:26:36,279 --> 00:26:38,284 Tiere. 387 00:26:38,323 --> 00:26:40,411 That's what it's all about. 388 00:26:41,159 --> 00:26:44,588 Tits and arse in the words of the immortal Lenny Bruce. 389 00:26:44,622 --> 00:26:46,259 Badly. 390 00:26:46,290 --> 00:26:47,215 Eamonn? 391 00:26:47,249 --> 00:26:49,670 - I'm afraid I don't agree. - Well, you wouldn't. 392 00:26:49,710 --> 00:26:52,890 Those that can, do. Those that can't, disagree. 393 00:26:52,922 --> 00:26:56,019 It's not your hopeless lechery you're worried about. 394 00:26:56,051 --> 00:26:57,474 It's your moral hang-up. 395 00:26:57,511 --> 00:26:59,979 Oh, I'm randy enough. 396 00:27:00,013 --> 00:27:02,101 I'm exceptionally randy. 397 00:27:02,141 --> 00:27:03,813 Aren't I? 398 00:27:03,851 --> 00:27:06,070 Oh, yes, he's randy. 399 00:27:06,103 --> 00:27:08,358 If I could pick and choose like you 400 00:27:08,397 --> 00:27:12,574 That's just the point. If you're really keen on it, choosing doesn't enter into it. 401 00:27:12,610 --> 00:27:15,079 - As long as they say yes. - I cannot believe that. 402 00:27:15,113 --> 00:27:17,617 You wouldn't. Love's what you're after. We're not. 403 00:27:17,657 --> 00:27:19,378 Not even as an ideal? 404 00:27:19,409 --> 00:27:20,916 Ideals? Please! 405 00:27:20,953 --> 00:27:23,753 What one wants is lots and lots of lovely sex for ever. 406 00:27:23,789 --> 00:27:25,841 - Eh, Patrick? - Yeah, sure. 407 00:27:25,875 --> 00:27:28,094 Well, more or I. 408 00:27:28,127 --> 00:27:30,429 More or less? Of course that's what one wants. 409 00:27:30,463 --> 00:27:33,014 But one can't keep on just banging away for ever. 410 00:27:33,049 --> 00:27:35,600 - Why not? - Surely one reaches a point when... 411 00:27:35,635 --> 00:27:37,605 When what, old sport? 412 00:27:37,638 --> 00:27:39,725 Who says one reach a point? 413 00:27:41,225 --> 00:27:43,775 I don't actually mean point. 414 00:27:43,811 --> 00:27:45,152 What I mean is that... 415 00:27:45,187 --> 00:27:47,905 When deeper things should be taken into consideration. 416 00:27:47,940 --> 00:27:49,412 I said nothing... 417 00:27:49,442 --> 00:27:50,996 I said nothing of the sort. 418 00:27:51,027 --> 00:27:53,198 Well, you didn't exactly say it, old sport. 419 00:27:53,238 --> 00:27:58,079 But I'm beginning to suss that the madly-havable Miss Bunn could be rather dangerous. 420 00:27:58,118 --> 00:28:02,341 - Jenny Bunn? - Well, we've just time for one more round. 421 00:28:02,373 --> 00:28:04,758 Yeah, why don't you buy it? It's just up there. 422 00:28:04,792 --> 00:28:07,592 What makes you think that Jenny Bunn can be dangerous? 423 00:28:07,628 --> 00:28:09,052 Look, old sport... 424 00:28:09,088 --> 00:28:13,728 She may be a great lay but the Jenny Bunns of this world are not for us. 425 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,940 - Watch out or she'll have you into a church. - A registry office. 426 00:28:19,725 --> 00:28:20,983 Listen... 427 00:28:21,018 --> 00:28:25,491 Patrick Standish has no intentions of marrying Jenny Bunn or anybody else. 428 00:28:25,523 --> 00:28:28,905 Of course you've no intention. It's got nothing to do with intention. 429 00:28:28,943 --> 00:28:31,245 We do lots of things without intending. 430 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,454 The trouble is, 431 00:28:33,490 --> 00:28:37,666 we men like to think that the new sexual emancipation is our secret weapon. 432 00:28:37,703 --> 00:28:40,467 The Jenny Bunns of this world know the truth. 433 00:28:40,498 --> 00:28:41,921 It's theirs. 434 00:28:45,670 --> 00:28:48,090 Sex, sex, sex... 435 00:28:48,131 --> 00:28:50,136 that's all they think about these days. 436 00:28:50,175 --> 00:28:52,262 Oh, howl hate Sundays. 437 00:28:52,302 --> 00:28:55,766 - I've made some coffee if anybody wants it. - Mm...please. 438 00:28:55,806 --> 00:28:57,692 I wonder what's happened to Patrick. 439 00:28:57,725 --> 00:28:59,860 DICK: You what? 440 00:28:59,894 --> 00:29:03,904 I said, I'm surprised we haven't seen more of Patrick these last few days. 441 00:29:03,940 --> 00:29:05,826 Does he often pop in, then? 442 00:29:05,858 --> 00:29:07,946 He used to. 443 00:29:10,030 --> 00:29:12,117 Are we canvassing this morning? 444 00:29:12,157 --> 00:29:14,043 No point till the pubs close. 445 00:29:15,244 --> 00:29:16,916 The new party slogan! 446 00:29:16,954 --> 00:29:19,339 Don'! worry about Martha. 447 00:29:19,373 --> 00:29:21,793 It's her age, you know. 448 00:29:21,834 --> 00:29:23,721 Jenny... 449 00:29:23,753 --> 00:29:26,719 I know you'll think I'm an interfering old fool but... 450 00:29:26,756 --> 00:29:29,936 while we're on the subject of Patrick... 451 00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:32,139 - Patrick? - Patrick? 452 00:29:32,179 --> 00:29:34,350 Huh! He's a real drag, that one. 453 00:29:34,389 --> 00:29:35,861 A real drag. 454 00:29:35,891 --> 00:29:39,902 Now, Anna, we all know about hell hathing no fury and so on... 455 00:29:39,937 --> 00:29:45,704 ...but in very many respects Patrick Standish is a very worthwhile human being. 456 00:29:45,735 --> 00:29:49,793 He's totally incapable of forming a meaningful adult relationship 457 00:29:49,823 --> 00:29:51,745 and I should know. 458 00:29:51,783 --> 00:29:52,875 (Doorbell) 459 00:29:52,910 --> 00:29:54,298 l'll get it. 460 00:29:56,539 --> 00:29:59,469 Don't blow your cool over Patrick Standish, baby. 461 00:30:00,251 --> 00:30:02,968 It's always a groovy dinner...the first time. 462 00:30:03,004 --> 00:30:04,725 The full scene. 463 00:30:04,756 --> 00:30:07,260 After that it's a little boozer and into bed, hm? 464 00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:09,352 DICK: The troops are out in force. 465 00:30:09,386 --> 00:30:13,064 Hi. We were just wondering about canvassing and things like that and... 466 00:30:14,266 --> 00:30:16,271 Talk Of the devil. 467 00:30:17,561 --> 00:30:19,649 Not on an empty stomach, please. 468 00:30:20,815 --> 00:30:24,493 - Hello, Jenny. - Hello. 469 00:30:24,527 --> 00:30:28,787 Well, we were just wondering about canvassing and things. 470 00:30:28,824 --> 00:30:31,541 And I said lo Graham, the silly bastards going lo lose 471 00:30:31,577 --> 00:30:35,208 unless somebody presentable goes out and tells people that he's not... 472 00:30:35,247 --> 00:30:37,003 ...not as wet as he looks. 473 00:30:37,041 --> 00:30:39,378 He's on form. The lads on form. 474 00:30:39,419 --> 00:30:40,925 It would be a help, actually. 475 00:30:40,962 --> 00:30:44,260 PATRICK: You're on, but not until the pubs close, OK? 476 00:30:44,299 --> 00:30:46,518 Well, I'll gel myself together, then. 477 00:30:47,219 --> 00:30:49,687 Yeah, you do that 478 00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:56,231 Are you coming, then, Jenny? 479 00:30:57,897 --> 00:31:00,483 No, thanks. I've got to wash my hair. 480 00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:02,079 - Hello, Graham. - Hello. 481 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,284 Jenny. 482 00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:08,461 Look, I... 483 00:31:09,326 --> 00:31:11,627 I came round here especially to see you. 484 00:31:11,662 --> 00:31:12,955 Look... 485 00:31:13,873 --> 00:31:17,420 all that stuff between Anna and I... 486 00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:19,964 Well, it's all over. 487 00:31:20,004 --> 00:31:24,228 It's just that 'rt takes a long time for the penny to drop with her, that's all. 488 00:31:26,511 --> 00:31:28,682 That's not the impression she gave me. 489 00:31:28,722 --> 00:31:30,810 Well, it's true. 490 00:31:32,852 --> 00:31:34,821 Look, I tell you what, 491 00:31:35,646 --> 00:31:37,734 you say the word and... 492 00:31:39,359 --> 00:31:41,446 ...and I'll strangle her. 493 00:31:43,113 --> 00:31:44,750 No. 494 00:31:44,781 --> 00:31:46,787 No, she'd probably think I care. 495 00:31:48,619 --> 00:31:50,706 I've got an idea. 496 00:31:51,956 --> 00:31:56,097 Let's you and l... get in the car. 497 00:31:56,127 --> 00:31:57,420 Hm? 498 00:31:57,462 --> 00:32:00,345 Before Anna has a chance to grab the from seat 499 00:32:02,592 --> 00:32:04,146 Graham? 500 00:32:04,177 --> 00:32:05,565 Coming. 501 00:32:12,186 --> 00:32:13,776 Here, wail for me! 502 00:32:16,482 --> 00:32:18,570 Come on, come on. 503 00:32:23,740 --> 00:32:25,828 (Church bells) 504 00:32:37,297 --> 00:32:40,346 Well, the smart set seems to be out in force, don't they? 505 00:32:40,383 --> 00:32:42,685 - Let's move on. - Oh, but I want to go here. 506 00:32:42,719 --> 00:32:45,056 I've never been here before. 507 00:32:45,097 --> 00:32:46,604 All right. 508 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,939 I tell you what, you and Graham go and find a table somewhere... 509 00:32:49,977 --> 00:32:52,279 ...and I'll try and park the car, all right? 510 00:33:03,867 --> 00:33:05,955 Thank you, God, for a lovely day. 511 00:33:07,162 --> 00:33:08,456 We've done it. 512 00:33:08,497 --> 00:33:10,799 - What? - We've ditched them. 513 00:33:10,833 --> 00:33:13,716 - I know this little boozer down the road. - Oh, no. 514 00:33:13,753 --> 00:33:15,343 Besides, we cant do that. 515 00:33:15,380 --> 00:33:17,717 But this is a godsend. We can be alone. 516 00:33:17,757 --> 00:33:19,229 Oh, it wouldn't be fair. 517 00:33:19,259 --> 00:33:23,139 - But don't you want to get rid of them? - That doesn't make any difference. 518 00:33:23,180 --> 00:33:25,814 Besides, you can't use people like that. 519 00:33:25,849 --> 00:33:27,985 - No? - No. 520 00:33:28,018 --> 00:33:30,320 Anyway, I'd feel rotten. Wouldn't you? 521 00:33:33,358 --> 00:33:35,445 You're right, of course. 522 00:33:51,377 --> 00:33:53,299 That's fixed them. 523 00:33:53,338 --> 00:33:54,180 Patrick! 524 00:33:54,214 --> 00:33:55,720 Oh, there you are. 525 00:33:55,757 --> 00:33:56,884 Look. 526 00:33:56,925 --> 00:33:59,310 Can't even breathe in there, let alone drink. 527 00:33:59,344 --> 00:34:03,485 We're all going back to my house for a lovely lunch with bottles and bottles of wine. 528 00:34:03,515 --> 00:34:05,734 Who is this guy? He's beautiful. 529 00:34:05,768 --> 00:34:07,025 Hello, there. 530 00:34:08,354 --> 00:34:11,118 Forgive. This is Jenny Bunn and Patrick Standish. 531 00:34:11,149 --> 00:34:13,652 - And this is Wendy. - Hello there. 532 00:34:13,693 --> 00:34:15,165 Hello. 533 00:34:15,195 --> 00:34:17,414 Looks like it's going to be a groovy Sunday. 534 00:34:17,447 --> 00:34:20,128 Oh, Anna, you know what Martha's like about meals. 535 00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:23,338 Oh, well, call her if you're worried. I couldn’t care less. 536 00:34:23,370 --> 00:34:24,924 All right. 537 00:34:24,955 --> 00:34:26,795 Can I have sixpence? 538 00:34:31,129 --> 00:34:33,348 Haven'! I seen you before somewhere? 539 00:34:33,381 --> 00:34:35,433 It's possible. 540 00:34:35,467 --> 00:34:37,389 Wendy's on telly, Graham. 541 00:34:37,427 --> 00:34:39,682 She gives away the prizes on Honeymoney. 542 00:34:39,721 --> 00:34:44,313 Oh, of course. Well, I must say, in the flesh you're even more attractive. 543 00:34:44,351 --> 00:34:46,653 So they tell me. 544 00:34:46,687 --> 00:34:49,867 I think 'rt might be better if Wendy went in your car, Patrick. 545 00:34:49,899 --> 00:34:52,450 - OK. - She more or I knows the way. 546 00:34:52,485 --> 00:34:54,573 GRAHAM: I'll go with Ormerod. 547 00:34:58,242 --> 00:34:59,583 All light? 548 00:34:59,618 --> 00:35:01,623 Yes. All right 549 00:35:01,662 --> 00:35:06,419 There was a lot of 'Oh, it's all ready to dish up' and that, you know. But... 550 00:35:07,502 --> 00:35:09,055 Oh, um... 551 00:35:09,087 --> 00:35:14,853 Julian thought 'rt would be a good idea if Wendy came along because she sort of knows the way. 552 00:35:14,885 --> 00:35:16,807 Oh. 553 00:35:16,845 --> 00:35:21,734 - If you'd like to jump in the back with Anna... - No, no, it's all right. I'll go with Julian. 554 00:35:21,767 --> 00:35:23,855 I'll come with you, Julian. 555 00:35:29,484 --> 00:35:31,572 Smashing car. 556 00:35:40,579 --> 00:35:42,667 (Tires screech) 557 00:35:46,836 --> 00:35:49,387 Oh, could we have the hood up, please? 558 00:35:49,422 --> 00:35:51,558 It's my hair, you know? 559 00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:56,140 Yes, of course. 560 00:36:07,275 --> 00:36:08,865 Anna... 561 00:36:08,902 --> 00:36:10,622 I'm not trying to use you, darling... 562 00:36:10,654 --> 00:36:14,118 ...but would you mind getting off your arse and giving me a hand? 563 00:36:18,621 --> 00:36:20,708 Bloody women. 564 00:36:32,219 --> 00:36:34,306 Knock it down. Knock it down there. 565 00:37:03,002 --> 00:37:04,509 It's so big. 566 00:37:04,546 --> 00:37:06,633 Well, biggish. 567 00:37:24,109 --> 00:37:26,196 Wow. 568 00:37:27,362 --> 00:37:29,450 In here, loves. 569 00:37:32,826 --> 00:37:34,914 I'll just put on some music. 570 00:37:37,790 --> 00:37:39,297 Some ice... 571 00:37:39,333 --> 00:37:43,177 ...and feel out the food situation. 572 00:37:47,634 --> 00:37:49,853 It's enormous! 573 00:37:49,887 --> 00:37:51,726 Well... 574 00:37:51,764 --> 00:37:53,270 (Music starts) 575 00:37:53,307 --> 00:37:55,561 Does he live here all alone, do you think? 576 00:37:55,601 --> 00:38:00,857 I gather there's usually a couple... Portuguese, I think. 577 00:38:00,898 --> 00:38:04,245 No, no, no. I mean, does he live here on his own? 578 00:38:04,277 --> 00:38:07,741 I mean, you'd think that a house this big... 579 00:38:07,781 --> 00:38:10,285 ...he'd be married or something. 580 00:38:10,325 --> 00:38:14,751 I dinnae imagine he goes short of company when he feels the need of it. 581 00:38:19,836 --> 00:38:22,386 They're taking a long time. 582 00:38:22,422 --> 00:38:25,008 Well, we got here very quickly. 583 00:38:25,717 --> 00:38:27,805 Mm. Even so, they're a long time. 584 00:38:29,304 --> 00:38:33,445 Er...Jenny, there was something I... 585 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,400 Yes, Graham? 586 00:38:36,437 --> 00:38:40,281 Well, I was wondering whether... 587 00:38:40,316 --> 00:38:43,247 ...maybe you'd consider... 588 00:38:44,362 --> 00:38:47,542 ...going out with me one evening next week? 589 00:38:49,576 --> 00:38:51,664 Well, would you? 590 00:38:53,706 --> 00:38:55,794 It's very nice of you, Graham. 591 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:58,930 Um... can we... 592 00:38:59,921 --> 00:39:01,926 Can we leave il open? 593 00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:06,188 Er... l really didn't expect you to say yes. 594 00:39:19,567 --> 00:39:22,581 We should have turned left at the church after all. 595 00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:27,453 Yes, we should. 596 00:39:28,577 --> 00:39:30,250 I'd better back up. 597 00:39:30,287 --> 00:39:32,458 Can't you go into that field and turn? 598 00:39:33,541 --> 00:39:35,297 Yes, that's a good idea. 599 00:39:35,335 --> 00:39:37,636 Will you get out and see I don't fall into a ditch? 600 00:39:37,670 --> 00:39:39,557 Oh, Christ! 601 00:39:39,589 --> 00:39:41,677 There's no call for vulgarity. 602 00:39:44,094 --> 00:39:46,182 Come on. 603 00:39:51,310 --> 00:39:52,782 (Starts engine) 604 00:39:52,812 --> 00:39:53,856 Signal! 605 00:40:03,991 --> 00:40:05,663 (Engine strains) 606 00:40:16,629 --> 00:40:19,560 You're not cross with me, are you, darling? 607 00:40:22,052 --> 00:40:23,606 No. 608 00:40:24,888 --> 00:40:26,976 No, no. 609 00:40:31,312 --> 00:40:33,400 Wendy... 610 00:40:47,872 --> 00:40:49,959 Stop it, Wendy. 611 00:40:59,301 --> 00:41:00,772 (Clears throat) 612 00:41:05,140 --> 00:41:07,110 (Patrick clears his throat) 613 00:41:08,936 --> 00:41:11,487 How can you be sure they haven't had an accident? 614 00:41:11,522 --> 00:41:14,322 Cos it's so much more likely to be Wendy's fault. 615 00:41:15,026 --> 00:41:19,167 She thinks it's madly sexy to be hopeless about anything practical. 616 00:41:19,197 --> 00:41:20,372 Yes, yes, yes. 617 00:41:20,407 --> 00:41:24,797 But, look, if the civil aviation people have decided to have their new airport here, 618 00:41:24,829 --> 00:41:28,341 then Dick Thompson isn't going to make them change their minds 619 00:41:28,374 --> 00:41:31,174 Perhaps not. But there is an alternative site. 620 00:41:31,210 --> 00:41:33,050 He might just swing it. 621 00:41:33,088 --> 00:41:35,424 Seeing as he's the only socialist on the council, 622 00:41:35,465 --> 00:41:39,143 I'd have thought you'd have been better off to have had the Tories on your side. 623 00:41:39,177 --> 00:41:43,270 Maybe so. But I'm a... idealist. 624 00:41:43,307 --> 00:41:45,811 - I mean, you know. (Car approach) 625 00:41:45,851 --> 00:41:46,943 Ah. 626 00:41:49,188 --> 00:41:51,276 I told you there was no need to panic 627 00:41:54,027 --> 00:41:55,581 (Clunk of oar doors) 628 00:41:55,612 --> 00:41:57,166 Hello. 629 00:41:57,197 --> 00:41:58,668 Groovy! 630 00:41:58,699 --> 00:42:00,704 Oh, I'm sorry, we got lost and... 631 00:42:00,743 --> 00:42:02,997 Wendy... No, that's not very gallant, is it? 632 00:42:03,037 --> 00:42:05,587 Only we turned left instead of turning light 633 00:42:05,623 --> 00:42:07,130 Hello. 634 00:42:07,166 --> 00:42:08,673 We got lost. 635 00:42:08,710 --> 00:42:09,801 (Titers) 636 00:42:11,463 --> 00:42:13,302 - Drinks? - Yes, why not? 637 00:42:13,340 --> 00:42:15,427 I'll get it for you, darling. 638 00:42:18,053 --> 00:42:19,311 Rescue me. 639 00:42:19,346 --> 00:42:21,019 Drop dead, ''darling''. 640 00:42:25,228 --> 00:42:27,696 - What'll it be? - Oh, anything. 641 00:42:27,730 --> 00:42:29,782 Me too. A great big one, please. 642 00:42:31,693 --> 00:42:33,283 Time we all ate something. 643 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,998 Now, which one of you top super girls is willing to... 644 00:42:37,032 --> 00:42:38,159 Yes. 645 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,292 Me. 646 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,374 JULIAN: There'is very little to do. A salad. 647 00:42:43,414 --> 00:42:46,796 A salad? I learnt how to make a trippy salad dressing in Marrakesh. 648 00:42:46,834 --> 00:42:48,756 Ideally you need some kif. 649 00:42:48,795 --> 00:42:50,052 - Fresh out. - Drag. 650 00:42:50,088 --> 00:42:51,891 We'll give you a yell when it's ready. 651 00:42:51,923 --> 00:42:57,690 It must be very interesting, working in the mass media. 652 00:42:58,555 --> 00:43:02,233 And not entirely unremunerative, I would imagine. 653 00:43:02,268 --> 00:43:03,905 Definitely. 654 00:43:03,936 --> 00:43:06,024 (Whistles) Wow. 655 00:43:07,106 --> 00:43:08,862 This is some pad, hm? 656 00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:10,988 It's all coming down. 657 00:43:12,279 --> 00:43:14,829 - Is it? - They're going to build a new airport. 658 00:43:15,824 --> 00:43:17,035 Are they? 659 00:43:22,415 --> 00:43:25,962 They say there's a very interesting shell grotto in the grounds. 660 00:43:26,002 --> 00:43:28,090 Ormerod said it's almost unique. 661 00:43:28,129 --> 00:43:30,977 Oh, well, why don't you go and have a look at it? 662 00:43:31,007 --> 00:43:33,392 Well, I thought we might all have a look at it. 663 00:43:33,427 --> 00:43:35,514 After lunch. 664 00:43:37,848 --> 00:43:40,150 I think I'll have a look at it now. 665 00:43:45,899 --> 00:43:47,370 (Wendy giggles) 666 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,118 You're an awful man. 667 00:43:57,411 --> 00:43:59,298 Oh, um... 668 00:43:59,330 --> 00:44:01,834 Julian sent me for the corkscrew. 669 00:44:04,627 --> 00:44:06,633 Have you found it? 670 00:44:11,051 --> 00:44:12,605 You're sick. 671 00:44:15,222 --> 00:44:17,524 He's not all that good in bed, anyway. 672 00:44:17,558 --> 00:44:18,732 Is he? 673 00:44:18,768 --> 00:44:20,405 Oh, go to hell! 674 00:44:20,436 --> 00:44:22,987 Maybe we'd do better trying to make it with chicks. 675 00:44:23,022 --> 00:44:25,158 - Ever think of that? - Don't be disgusting. 676 00:44:25,191 --> 00:44:28,205 If sex is dirty, the fault lies with the manufacturer. 677 00:44:28,236 --> 00:44:30,076 Thai sounds vaguely familiar. 678 00:44:30,113 --> 00:44:32,699 Anna, go try and round up the others, will you? 679 00:44:32,741 --> 00:44:34,829 Well, I'll try. 680 00:44:38,456 --> 00:44:40,627 (Jenny sighs) 681 00:44:40,666 --> 00:44:43,135 Would it be all right if I went home now? 682 00:44:43,169 --> 00:44:44,723 Now? 683 00:44:45,797 --> 00:44:47,933 Well, I don't want to spoil your party. 684 00:44:47,966 --> 00:44:49,473 You understand? 685 00:44:49,509 --> 00:44:51,811 No, not really. 686 00:44:51,845 --> 00:44:53,317 Patrick? 687 00:44:56,642 --> 00:44:58,114 Tears? 688 00:44:58,811 --> 00:45:02,774 He must be quite a lad. We must have a talk about him one of these days. 689 00:45:15,413 --> 00:45:18,794 Don't you... Don't you care about Wendy? 690 00:45:18,833 --> 00:45:20,007 Care? 691 00:45:20,043 --> 00:45:21,514 Wendy? 692 00:45:21,544 --> 00:45:24,428 Well, that's not...not really...what she's for. 693 00:45:24,464 --> 00:45:25,556 I mean, is it? 694 00:45:25,590 --> 00:45:28,271 Ormerod here. Mm... a cab, please. 695 00:45:28,302 --> 00:45:30,770 - But isn't she... - Into town. 696 00:45:30,804 --> 00:45:32,228 On the account 697 00:45:32,264 --> 00:45:34,483 Thank you. 698 00:45:34,517 --> 00:45:36,273 Hm? 699 00:45:37,228 --> 00:45:39,316 Isn't she your um... 700 00:45:40,565 --> 00:45:42,653 (Sighs) 701 00:45:43,777 --> 00:45:45,200 ...mistress? 702 00:45:45,237 --> 00:45:47,159 (Laughs) No. 703 00:45:47,197 --> 00:45:49,167 No, not really. 704 00:45:49,199 --> 00:45:52,830 Well, I mean... Oh, we have it off once in a while. 705 00:45:52,870 --> 00:45:54,507 She likes it. 706 00:45:54,538 --> 00:45:56,295 I like it. 707 00:45:56,332 --> 00:46:00,592 But caring doesn't really sort of come into it. You know. 708 00:46:02,172 --> 00:46:04,758 And is that all sex means to you? 709 00:46:05,467 --> 00:46:06,890 A bit of fun? 710 00:46:06,927 --> 00:46:10,938 I suppose you find that a rather appalling attitude. 711 00:46:12,475 --> 00:46:13,946 Well... 712 00:46:15,770 --> 00:46:17,858 Better than Patrick's. 713 00:46:18,940 --> 00:46:22,535 Well, she's welcome to him. 714 00:46:25,530 --> 00:46:27,618 There's no need to be noble. 715 00:46:29,034 --> 00:46:31,752 Wendy's got a rehearsal this afteroon. 716 00:46:31,787 --> 00:46:33,875 She'll barely have time for lunch. 717 00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:53,777 You've got digs at the Thompsons', haven't you? 718 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:56,695 - Mm. - Then you must have met Pat Standish. 719 00:46:56,731 --> 00:46:57,775 Hm? 720 00:46:57,816 --> 00:46:59,239 You haven't? 721 00:46:59,275 --> 00:47:01,447 Old sexy must be slipping up. 722 00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:02,874 Old sexy? 723 00:47:02,904 --> 00:47:05,704 He's the last of the professional bachelors. 724 00:47:05,741 --> 00:47:07,414 He'll turn up. 725 00:47:07,451 --> 00:47:09,088 Watch it. 726 00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,207 Thanks for the tip. 727 00:47:39,069 --> 00:47:40,457 Aha! 728 00:47:40,487 --> 00:47:41,958 Hello, Dick. 729 00:47:41,989 --> 00:47:43,579 I didn't hear you come in. 730 00:47:43,615 --> 00:47:45,703 (Whispers) Good. 731 00:47:47,286 --> 00:47:48,544 (Whispers) I didn't... 732 00:47:48,579 --> 00:47:51,260 (Normal volume) ...didn't want to disturb... 733 00:47:52,458 --> 00:47:55,673 ...old thing upstairs. 734 00:47:55,712 --> 00:47:57,468 Bad pres up there. 735 00:47:57,505 --> 00:48:00,009 Oh, can't do anything right. 736 00:48:01,385 --> 00:48:03,472 What's that you're drinking? 737 00:48:04,763 --> 00:48:06,650 Cocoa. 738 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:09,071 Cocoa... 739 00:48:10,144 --> 00:48:11,947 Oh, well... 740 00:48:11,980 --> 00:48:14,199 I haven't been drinking bloody cocoa. 741 00:48:15,358 --> 00:48:17,446 The way he pours them out. 742 00:48:18,361 --> 00:48:20,449 Not singles. Not pub singles. 743 00:48:21,907 --> 00:48:24,588 Not even doubles. 744 00:48:24,618 --> 00:48:26,706 Bloody great trebles. 745 00:48:26,746 --> 00:48:29,130 Who's ''he''? 746 00:48:29,165 --> 00:48:31,253 Who's who? 747 00:48:32,001 --> 00:48:34,682 The man who gave you all that drink. 748 00:48:34,713 --> 00:48:36,350 Ah. 749 00:48:36,381 --> 00:48:38,932 I'm with you. 750 00:48:38,967 --> 00:48:40,854 Julian. 751 00:48:40,886 --> 00:48:42,772 Mr Ormerod. 752 00:48:43,472 --> 00:48:45,560 He's a socialist, you know. 753 00:48:46,642 --> 00:48:51,364 Just because a chap has got money 754 00:48:51,397 --> 00:48:57,246 doesn't mean to say that he can't be... (Yawns) ...a socialist. 755 00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,041 Well, I'm off to bed. 756 00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,417 Yes, me and all. Christ! 757 00:49:09,626 --> 00:49:12,307 - (Giggles) - Here, let me help you. 758 00:49:12,337 --> 00:49:13,678 Whoa-hoo! 759 00:49:13,713 --> 00:49:15,801 Oh. Oh, Jenny. 760 00:49:16,758 --> 00:49:19,179 Beautiful little Jenny. 761 00:49:19,219 --> 00:49:20,810 (Both laugh) - Come on, now. 762 00:49:20,846 --> 00:49:27,609 Don't treat me like a bloody child. I know I'm drunk, but I'm still a human being, 763 00:49:28,479 --> 00:49:31,445 entitled to consideration and respect. 764 00:49:31,483 --> 00:49:33,322 Of course you are. 765 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,124 I will not be humored. Now, Jenny, Jenny. 766 00:49:36,154 --> 00:49:40,995 I want you to give me... a kiss. 767 00:49:41,869 --> 00:49:44,289 One kiss, freely given. 768 00:49:44,330 --> 00:49:46,501 And accepted with gratitude. 769 00:49:46,541 --> 00:49:50,421 But... But not humbly, 770 00:49:50,462 --> 00:49:55,635 because I am a human being and I am entitled to consideration and respect. 771 00:49:55,676 --> 00:49:57,977 - Good night. - Oh, no, you bloody don't. 772 00:49:58,011 --> 00:50:02,318 I've kept my hands off you all these weeks and I'm fed up with it. 773 00:50:02,350 --> 00:50:04,521 - Ssh! - I don't see why these young... 774 00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:08,820 - Now be a good lad. - Don't give me all that good lad guff. 775 00:50:08,857 --> 00:50:11,822 - I know how to please a woman. - You're drunk! 776 00:50:12,903 --> 00:50:14,456 Now cut it out! 777 00:50:14,488 --> 00:50:16,244 - Ow! (Thud) 778 00:50:16,281 --> 00:50:17,835 Well, well. 779 00:50:20,411 --> 00:50:21,882 Here we are, then. 780 00:50:22,914 --> 00:50:24,670 (Groans) 781 00:50:24,707 --> 00:50:27,211 - She's ruined me. - You can't ruin a ruin. 782 00:50:27,252 --> 00:50:28,295 Bed! 783 00:50:38,764 --> 00:50:40,900 (Clears throat) My New Statesman. 784 00:50:45,647 --> 00:50:47,734 Chop chop. 785 00:50:50,610 --> 00:50:52,698 There's a good boy. 786 00:50:59,996 --> 00:51:02,499 Next time pick somebody your own size. 787 00:51:02,540 --> 00:51:04,759 - He only tried to rape me. - Oh, rape! 788 00:51:04,792 --> 00:51:08,589 He's just a dirty old man, dear. If you'd said yes he'd have run a mile. 789 00:51:08,630 --> 00:51:10,718 (Laughs) Yes. 790 00:51:12,009 --> 00:51:14,228 Do you know what it's like to be married to Dick? 791 00:51:16,263 --> 00:51:18,767 I mean, actually married to him. 792 00:51:21,227 --> 00:51:23,315 Well, it's a joke, really. 793 00:51:24,314 --> 00:51:25,951 Rape? 794 00:51:25,982 --> 00:51:28,070 Do you know when we last did it? 795 00:51:29,611 --> 00:51:33,372 Oh, surely that's not the only thing in life. That's what you're thinking. 796 00:51:33,407 --> 00:51:35,495 People must cope. Well, I'm coping. 797 00:51:39,413 --> 00:51:43,720 - I'll find somewhere else at the weekend. - Don't bother, dear. 798 00:51:43,751 --> 00:51:45,839 I'll pay a month's rent, of course. 799 00:51:45,879 --> 00:51:48,809 Don't be silly. You mustn't throw your money around. 800 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:52,388 - No, I can't stay, not after what's happened. - Nothing's happened. 801 00:51:52,428 --> 00:51:54,978 Dick will have forgotten all about 'rt in the morning. 802 00:51:55,014 --> 00:51:57,862 Or at least he'll pretend he has. He won’t try it again. 803 00:51:59,018 --> 00:52:02,696 So you forget all about 'rt too, eh? Just trot upstairs to bed. 804 00:52:03,773 --> 00:52:05,660 All light? 805 00:52:21,543 --> 00:52:27,926 I urge you to vote for Dick 'Thompson. A man with young ideas 806 00:52:28,926 --> 00:52:31,180 Vote fora man with a conscience. 807 00:52:32,054 --> 00:52:36,195 Vote Thompson, the candidate you can trust 808 00:52:37,226 --> 00:52:41,866 Ladies and gentlemen, vote for a man with a mind of his own. 809 00:52:42,732 --> 00:52:46,659 - Can I have your number, please? - It's meant to be a secret ballot, ain't it? 810 00:52:46,695 --> 00:52:48,949 - Yes, but... - We only want your number. 811 00:52:48,989 --> 00:52:51,208 It won’t tell us how you voted. 812 00:52:51,241 --> 00:52:54,374 How do I know you don't go back in there and find out who ain't voted? 813 00:52:54,412 --> 00:52:56,998 And then use their number to put your own candidate in. 814 00:52:57,039 --> 00:53:01,346 Don'! be absurd. This lady represents the socialists. 815 00:53:01,378 --> 00:53:03,798 And I am a Conservative Party helper. 816 00:53:03,839 --> 00:53:06,852 It's purely a matter of checking up all the numbers 817 00:53:06,883 --> 00:53:10,312 so we can find out at the end of the day who hasn't voted. 818 00:53:11,138 --> 00:53:13,558 - She's Labor, is she? - Yes. 819 00:53:13,599 --> 00:53:15,687 Well, I'll giveit to her, then. 820 00:53:18,354 --> 00:53:20,241 (Whispers) 6832. 821 00:53:20,899 --> 00:53:23,153 6832. 822 00:53:23,193 --> 00:53:25,329 Well, don'! tell her! 823 00:53:35,039 --> 00:53:36,712 Erm... 824 00:53:38,793 --> 00:53:41,641 I was wondering if when you've finished the voting 825 00:53:41,671 --> 00:53:43,842 you'd like to come and have something to eat. 826 00:53:43,882 --> 00:53:46,600 No, thank you. It's through there, the voting. 827 00:53:46,635 --> 00:53:50,977 Look, Jenny, I know l behaved very badly on Sunday. Unforgivably badly. 828 00:53:51,015 --> 00:53:54,112 - And I'm not going to blame you... - 3741. 829 00:53:54,143 --> 00:53:55,187 What? 830 00:53:56,271 --> 00:53:57,694 3741 . 831 00:53:57,730 --> 00:53:59,154 Thank you. 832 00:53:59,190 --> 00:54:01,243 (Hisses) Will you go away? 833 00:54:01,276 --> 00:54:04,206 I will when you've listened to what I've got to say. 834 00:54:04,238 --> 00:54:08,414 Er...4660 and 4661. Thank you. 835 00:54:10,578 --> 00:54:12,464 Look, I'm ashamed of myself. 836 00:54:12,496 --> 00:54:14,716 Really ashamed of myself. I behaved like a pig. 837 00:54:14,749 --> 00:54:16,801 I'm not interested. 838 00:54:16,835 --> 00:54:19,800 - Oh, can I have your number, please? - Certainly not 839 00:54:20,630 --> 00:54:23,311 Thank you. 1090. 840 00:54:23,342 --> 00:54:25,561 1090. Thank you. 841 00:54:25,594 --> 00:54:26,638 Jenny? 842 00:54:28,139 --> 00:54:30,226 Well, really! 843 00:54:32,018 --> 00:54:36,278 All right, Mr Big Heart-throb. You've had your fun. 844 00:54:36,314 --> 00:54:40,953 Kiss and make up and everything's on again, cos who could resist Mr Teenage Idol? 845 00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:44,165 Is that what you reckoned? Well, you can bugger off! 846 00:54:44,198 --> 00:54:45,918 Bravo, my dear. 847 00:54:49,996 --> 00:54:52,083 2612. 848 00:55:02,676 --> 00:55:06,936 ♪ Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer 849 00:55:06,972 --> 00:55:10,520 ♪ We'll keep the red flag flying here 850 00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,647 (cheering) 851 00:55:13,396 --> 00:55:15,117 Speech! 852 00:55:15,148 --> 00:55:18,494 You've all heard enough speech from me in the last few days. 853 00:55:18,527 --> 00:55:20,864 - You can say that again. (Laughter) 854 00:55:20,904 --> 00:55:22,744 Touché, touché. 855 00:55:22,781 --> 00:55:24,253 Seriously, though. 856 00:55:24,283 --> 00:55:31,425 In all seriousness, I would like to say a heartfelt thank you to all those who've done their bit 857 00:55:31,457 --> 00:55:34,554 towards achieving this truly fantastic victory. 858 00:55:34,586 --> 00:55:36,673 SUPPORTERS: Hurray! 859 00:55:39,007 --> 00:55:43,397 In particular I would like to thank my wife Martha. 860 00:55:43,429 --> 00:55:45,516 Hear, hear! 861 00:55:47,475 --> 00:55:52,114 Martha literally carried me through the final dramatic hours of this campaign. 862 00:55:52,147 --> 00:55:53,653 (cheering) 863 00:55:53,690 --> 00:55:55,778 Let joy be unconfined. 864 00:55:57,611 --> 00:56:00,459 I told you Dick Thompson would make them change their minds. 865 00:56:00,489 --> 00:56:04,749 Well, Miss Bunn, you do help to improve the party image. 866 00:56:04,785 --> 00:56:05,829 Oh! 867 00:56:16,131 --> 00:56:19,263 - I didn't think you were coming. - I changed my mind, didn't I? 868 00:56:19,301 --> 00:56:21,852 - ...and must reappraise its policies. - Yes, yes. 869 00:56:21,887 --> 00:56:25,649 Must be flexible. We mustn't betray our principles, of course. 870 00:56:25,683 --> 00:56:28,816 - There is a very interesting... - Excuse me a moment. 871 00:56:28,853 --> 00:56:30,941 What do you want? 872 00:56:31,815 --> 00:56:33,535 - There is one thing more. - What? 873 00:56:33,567 --> 00:56:34,955 - He is dead. - What? 874 00:56:34,985 --> 00:56:38,248 That man you're waiting for. That decent, handsome, romantic fella 875 00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,166 that won't lay you before you're married. 876 00:56:40,199 --> 00:56:43,129 He's not around. He had his head blown off in 1914. 877 00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:46,672 - (Scoffs) There's plenty of men who... - Oh, yeah, who won’t touch you. 878 00:56:46,706 --> 00:56:50,550 Who respect you. Yes, there are. Lots and lots. People like Graham. 879 00:56:50,585 --> 00:56:52,970 Graham's much nicer than you are. 880 00:56:53,004 --> 00:56:56,635 I am not saying that he is not. But there's one thing you've got to face up to. 881 00:56:56,675 --> 00:57:01,148 You dig bastards like me. You should go with thoughtful people like Graham, but you don't. 882 00:57:01,180 --> 00:57:03,066 You don't. 883 00:57:03,099 --> 00:57:05,021 You are a bastard! 884 00:57:06,394 --> 00:57:07,865 Yes, I am. 885 00:57:09,230 --> 00:57:10,441 Yes. 886 00:57:11,858 --> 00:57:13,946 Now get your coat. 887 00:57:14,820 --> 00:57:18,533 All right, but only on my terms. 888 00:57:18,574 --> 00:57:21,587 All right. Now get your coat. 889 00:57:22,954 --> 00:57:25,041 All right. 890 00:57:27,709 --> 00:57:29,796 Excuse me. 891 00:57:30,337 --> 00:57:32,638 - Young lady's... - Hm? 892 00:57:32,672 --> 00:57:34,760 A pamphlet for the young lady. I... 893 00:57:38,929 --> 00:57:41,610 ♪ Down the road you fly 894 00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:45,364 ♪ When love is young 895 00:57:45,395 --> 00:57:51,576 ♪ And hearts are high 896 00:57:52,486 --> 00:57:56,283 ♪ Gin, I tell you now 897 00:57:56,323 --> 00:57:58,874 ♪ You're the only one 898 00:57:58,909 --> 00:58:05,091 ♪ I ever got to love somehow 899 00:58:05,124 --> 00:58:09,052 ♪ And I know now 900 00:58:09,087 --> 00:58:15,020 ♪ It takes a lot of loving to make the world go round 901 00:58:15,052 --> 00:58:18,683 ♪ And 'rt will take a lot of loving 902 00:58:18,723 --> 00:58:21,143 ♪ A lot of loving 903 00:58:21,184 --> 00:58:24,281 ♪ To make up for all the things 904 00:58:24,312 --> 00:58:31,039 ♪ That are bringing me down 905 00:58:31,069 --> 00:58:32,991 Jenny, listen. 906 00:58:33,030 --> 00:58:36,043 Listen, it's a barrier your being a virgin, don't you see that? 907 00:58:36,075 --> 00:58:38,543 Nobody believes in virginity any more. Nobody. 908 00:58:39,662 --> 00:58:43,293 ♪ Girl, without a doubt 909 00:58:43,333 --> 00:58:51,935 ♪ You're the only one I ever got to care about 910 00:58:51,967 --> 00:58:56,274 ♪ And I know now 911 00:58:56,305 --> 00:59:02,522 ♪ It takes a lot of loving to make the world go round 912 00:59:02,562 --> 00:59:06,406 ♪ And 'rt will take a lot of loving 913 00:59:06,441 --> 00:59:08,529 ♪ A lot of loving 914 00:59:08,568 --> 00:59:16,079 ♪ To make up for all the things that are bringing me down 915 00:59:22,417 --> 00:59:24,303 Phew. 916 00:59:24,878 --> 00:59:30,051 The idea of virgin brides, Jenny, went out with... well, with going to bed with tarts. 917 00:59:30,092 --> 00:59:33,438 It's like thinking that nice girls shouldn't enjoy sex. 918 00:59:39,310 --> 00:59:41,398 - Jenny. - Hm? 919 00:59:45,108 --> 00:59:47,196 Oh, Jenny. 920 00:59:59,874 --> 01:00:01,962 (Both giggle) 921 01:00:05,005 --> 01:00:07,092 - No. - Why? 922 01:00:07,132 --> 01:00:09,980 - Because. - Because why? 923 01:00:10,010 --> 01:00:12,098 Just because - that's why. 924 01:00:17,018 --> 01:00:19,105 (Exhales heavily) 925 01:00:21,773 --> 01:00:23,743 Put the kettle on, love. 926 01:00:23,775 --> 01:00:25,496 I'm dying for a cup of tea. 927 01:00:27,613 --> 01:00:29,998 ''I'm dying for a cup of tea.'' 928 01:00:42,921 --> 01:00:45,009 She's killing me. 929 01:00:45,048 --> 01:00:47,385 (Chuckling) 930 01:00:47,426 --> 01:00:50,012 One will just have to revise one's thinking. 931 01:00:51,389 --> 01:00:54,486 - Don't you ever tell a lie? - Constantly. 932 01:00:54,517 --> 01:00:56,854 But we were talking about you, old sport. 933 01:00:56,894 --> 01:00:58,734 Oh. 934 01:00:58,772 --> 01:01:01,737 Well, that's over. That's finished. 935 01:01:01,775 --> 01:01:05,038 She's had it, and I've had it. 936 01:01:05,070 --> 01:01:07,788 I thought the whole point was nobody'd had it. 937 01:01:13,079 --> 01:01:15,583 Oh, well, it's all very fascinating. 938 01:01:18,293 --> 01:01:22,090 Do you feel frightfully, son of...thing about il all? 939 01:01:22,130 --> 01:01:25,512 - No. No, I feel fine. - So your weekends free? 940 01:01:27,845 --> 01:01:29,316 You can say that again. 941 01:01:31,015 --> 01:01:32,059 Good. 942 01:01:41,151 --> 01:01:42,824 (Laughs) 943 01:01:43,821 --> 01:01:46,205 You know, she's got a will of iron, that gilt. 944 01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:51,840 An invisible line is in the middle of her thigh. Above that is, 'Whose turn is it to make the tea?' 945 01:01:51,871 --> 01:01:53,959 Where is the virginal Miss Bunn today? 946 01:01:53,998 --> 01:01:57,961 She's gone up north for the weekend, it's her mother's birthday or something. 947 01:01:58,003 --> 01:02:00,090 (Both laugh) 948 01:02:10,516 --> 01:02:13,446 - What are we doing here? - Have faith. 949 01:02:17,190 --> 01:02:19,278 Er...l was wondering er... 950 01:02:19,317 --> 01:02:21,537 I was wondering if er... 951 01:02:21,570 --> 01:02:23,456 Any chance of Martha coming along? 952 01:02:23,489 --> 01:02:26,502 Sure. It will have to be at your own expense, though, I'm afraid. 953 01:02:26,534 --> 01:02:28,005 Martha's not in the budget. 954 01:02:28,035 --> 01:02:31,382 Oh, yes... well, I'll er... 955 01:02:31,414 --> 01:02:33,799 I'll er... Yes, light 956 01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:36,384 Erm... Ah, yes. Yes! 957 01:02:38,004 --> 01:02:40,722 Well, one needs to have faith, doesn't one, eh? 958 01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:43,688 What is this? Some magical mystery tour or something? 959 01:02:44,970 --> 01:02:48,814 No, Dick's going on television tonight to save my great big house. 960 01:02:48,850 --> 01:02:52,112 - Big deal. - No, only regional. 961 01:02:52,145 --> 01:02:53,616 (Door closes) 962 01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:00,448 I needn't have bothered to get dressed up. 963 01:03:00,487 --> 01:03:01,959 Sony, love. 964 01:03:02,489 --> 01:03:05,704 This commercial television - very tally, I must say. 965 01:03:05,743 --> 01:03:07,629 Well, fairly tally. 966 01:03:08,287 --> 01:03:09,331 Ah! 967 01:03:17,089 --> 01:03:19,176 - Don't forget to watch me. - Hm. 968 01:03:25,473 --> 01:03:27,443 Tonight we have in the studio, 969 01:03:27,475 --> 01:03:33,194 two prominent and highly involved personalities to argue the pros and indeed the cons. 970 01:03:34,399 --> 01:03:36,451 On my right is Councilor Dick Thompson, 971 01:03:36,485 --> 01:03:40,626 who opposes the present sits on rather surprising grounds for a socialist 972 01:03:40,656 --> 01:03:43,076 And to oppose him Sir Gerald Culthorpe Jones, 973 01:03:43,117 --> 01:03:46,415 the permanent architectural consultant to the Airport Commission. 974 01:03:46,454 --> 01:03:49,633 We in the Airport Commission are philistine by nature. 975 01:03:49,666 --> 01:03:53,926 I'm as keen as any man on earth to have our countryside kept for what it should be kept for- 976 01:03:53,962 --> 01:03:56,347 that is for walking, for recreation, for leisure, 977 01:03:56,381 --> 01:03:58,469 for pleasure, for sporting activities 978 01:03:58,509 --> 01:04:02,934 I'd like to make a point here before we stray of the straight and narrow. 979 01:04:03,681 --> 01:04:07,110 We must... There are other factors to be taken into account. 980 01:04:07,143 --> 01:04:09,029 - Over here. - The point is, we are... 981 01:04:09,062 --> 01:04:12,490 - Hello, darling. - ...straying a little from the point... 982 01:04:12,524 --> 01:04:15,953 Oh, you've brought the lovely Patrick with you. How super! 983 01:04:15,986 --> 01:04:20,542 Yes, isn't it? Now get a drink, love, and shut up. We're trying to watch this programme. 984 01:04:20,574 --> 01:04:22,046 I realise er... 985 01:04:22,076 --> 01:04:27,711 the necessity of airports for those involved in air travel, particularity. 986 01:04:27,749 --> 01:04:29,386 Yes, I think everyone does 987 01:04:29,417 --> 01:04:32,098 And, well... I'm glad you admit that. 988 01:04:32,128 --> 01:04:37,479 tn this particular case I think that over 70 per cent of the villagers 989 01:04:37,509 --> 01:04:42,813 have in fact expressed a desire to be rehoused 990 01:04:42,848 --> 01:04:45,103 in modem rehousing. 991 01:04:45,143 --> 01:04:49,615 Whereas Mr Ormerod doesn't want to be rehoused - is that the basis of your argument? 992 01:04:49,648 --> 01:04:53,444 I'm trying to look at it from the architectural aspect of. 993 01:04:53,485 --> 01:04:57,827 Do you seriously prefer that gimcrack Palladian pile to a perfectly respectable 994 01:04:57,865 --> 01:04:59,787 and well-mannered Queen Anne rectory? 995 01:04:59,825 --> 01:05:03,836 Erm...well, it's more modem on the one hand. 996 01:05:05,039 --> 01:05:06,630 It's a great deal bigger. 997 01:05:06,666 --> 01:05:08,754 Old William Morris once wrote... 998 01:05:08,793 --> 01:05:14,726 I think that old William Morris would have a great deal to say about the ''Return From The Wars''. 999 01:05:15,759 --> 01:05:17,681 What? The what? 1000 01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:23,438 The 15th-century pub which stands bang in the middle of your proposed main runway. 1001 01:05:23,476 --> 01:05:27,487 - 'Then, of course, the 15th-century aims house... - He's...bloody smooth, isn't he? 1002 01:05:27,522 --> 01:05:34,451 "The 17th-century wash-hand stand which stands in the place of honour in the town hall. 1003 01:05:34,488 --> 01:05:36,576 Yes, there is that. There is that. 1004 01:05:36,615 --> 01:05:41,586 But I mean, 14th century, 15th century, I mean, there's a difference. 1005 01:05:41,621 --> 01:05:43,258 And yet you seriously... 1006 01:05:43,289 --> 01:05:45,923 He's making a bit of a cockup of it, isn't he? 1007 01:05:47,043 --> 01:05:50,092 Shall we just go away? It might be kinder. 1008 01:05:50,881 --> 01:05:53,385 - Won’t he mind? - Probably. 1009 01:05:54,426 --> 01:05:58,437 But I really don't think I shall be able to make the right sort of noises. 1010 01:05:58,472 --> 01:06:00,193 (Babbles) 1011 01:06:00,224 --> 01:06:04,068 Then what are you pruposing to do? What are you pruposing to do? 1012 01:06:04,103 --> 01:06:08,778 DICK: Because I think that is the right soda-economize grounds for doing that 1013 01:06:08,817 --> 01:06:11,154 And what are your qualifications for saying this? 1014 01:06:11,195 --> 01:06:13,912 Well, I was talking to my wife last night 1015 01:06:13,948 --> 01:06:17,744 And is she an expert on 18th-century architecture er any other architecture? 1016 01:06:17,785 --> 01:06:21,546 - She knows a lot more about it than I do. - I think that's obvious to us all. 1017 01:06:24,918 --> 01:06:30,174 WOMAN: Well, apparently, there is this theory that if this fluoride debate keeps up 1018 01:06:30,215 --> 01:06:33,264 the human race will be sterile in 20 years. 1019 01:06:33,302 --> 01:06:36,600 JULIAN: Yes. - Did you say it was their house? 1020 01:06:37,515 --> 01:06:40,279 Hm? Those two? 1021 01:06:41,686 --> 01:06:47,239 Well, it's Daddy's, really. But he's had to go and live in the West Indies for being so rich. 1022 01:06:48,735 --> 01:06:50,823 - Oh. - Mm. 1023 01:06:52,489 --> 01:06:59,086 Apparently, these scientists in California discovered that only a third of the human brain 1024 01:06:59,122 --> 01:07:01,839 is being used at any one time. 1025 01:07:01,875 --> 01:07:05,553 - That's what they say. - Yes, well, I think man's intelligence 1026 01:07:05,587 --> 01:07:08,720 has completely outstripped his capacity to be moral. 1027 01:07:08,757 --> 01:07:11,972 Anyway, you know the whole thing is going to come to a head. 1028 01:07:12,011 --> 01:07:12,805 Yes. 1029 01:07:12,845 --> 01:07:16,191 Perhaps it's got something to do with atomic tests. 1030 01:07:16,224 --> 01:07:17,777 Well, that's what I think. 1031 01:07:17,809 --> 01:07:19,896 JULIAN: Yes 1032 01:07:21,020 --> 01:07:23,156 - Drinkies? - Mm-mn. 1033 01:07:23,189 --> 01:07:25,491 No more drinkies for you. 1034 01:07:26,234 --> 01:07:29,118 We don't want you falling asleep new, do we, darling? 1035 01:08:31,180 --> 01:08:33,268 (Wendy moans) 1036 01:08:40,398 --> 01:08:42,486 My... strong... 1037 01:08:48,115 --> 01:08:50,203 (Wendy gigglesl) 1038 01:08:59,294 --> 01:09:03,305 Oh, what is it, darling? What's the matter? 1039 01:09:04,508 --> 01:09:06,181 Nothing. 1040 01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:09,807 I'll be all right. 1041 01:09:09,847 --> 01:09:11,935 That's good. 1042 01:09:22,236 --> 01:09:24,953 But nothing's happening. 1043 01:09:24,989 --> 01:09:27,706 Don't you find me attractive? 1044 01:09:27,742 --> 01:09:29,961 - Hm? - Yes. 1045 01:09:32,372 --> 01:09:34,459 Yes, of course I do. 1046 01:09:42,424 --> 01:09:44,097 (Giggles) 1047 01:09:44,134 --> 01:09:47,231 You'd never guess, would you? (Laughs) 1048 01:09:51,184 --> 01:09:53,901 You know, I must have been more potted than I thought. 1049 01:09:53,937 --> 01:09:56,618 There's a sexpot like that just begging for it and... 1050 01:09:57,274 --> 01:09:59,030 (Pop) Nothing. 1051 01:09:59,067 --> 01:10:00,788 Was she very put out? 1052 01:10:00,819 --> 01:10:03,785 Yes, she was a bit. She asked me whether I was... 1053 01:10:03,822 --> 01:10:05,376 ...whether I was queer. 1054 01:10:05,408 --> 01:10:07,495 (Both laugh) 1055 01:10:08,661 --> 01:10:10,334 She would. 1056 01:10:10,371 --> 01:10:13,005 Wendy's got a very simple view of human nature. 1057 01:10:13,041 --> 01:10:16,387 Yeah, but you know the funny thing about it, I dug her. 1058 01:10:16,419 --> 01:10:18,591 I really dug her. What do you think of that? 1059 01:10:18,630 --> 01:10:20,801 What do I think about that, old sport? 1060 01:10:20,841 --> 01:10:22,929 I think you're in dead schtuck. 1061 01:10:23,844 --> 01:10:26,146 You're hung up on something you can't have. 1062 01:10:28,433 --> 01:10:30,769 Jenny? Do you mean Jenny? 1063 01:10:30,810 --> 01:10:32,780 - Don't say I didn't warn you. - (Whistles) 1064 01:10:32,812 --> 01:10:36,075 You couldn’t have understood me. I'm finished with Jenny Bunn. 1065 01:10:36,108 --> 01:10:37,780 Yes, so you say. 1066 01:10:37,818 --> 01:10:41,033 But the fad is Jenny doesn't do it and now you don't either. 1067 01:10:42,072 --> 01:10:44,920 - I hope it's not catching. - Yeah, but you... 1068 01:10:44,950 --> 01:10:47,371 All right. What do I do now? 1069 01:10:47,412 --> 01:10:51,043 - Get Miss Bunn into bed. - What do you think I've been trying to do? 1070 01:10:51,082 --> 01:10:53,503 Ah, yes, but you've been playing by her rules. 1071 01:10:53,543 --> 01:10:55,798 You must go to her and say, ''Will you or won’t you?'' 1072 01:10:55,837 --> 01:10:58,092 - Oh, I have. - No, you haven't. 1073 01:10:58,131 --> 01:11:01,181 You've been saying, 'Will you or won’t you, please?' 1074 01:11:02,344 --> 01:11:04,231 (Mouths) 1075 01:11:13,440 --> 01:11:17,034 Oh! What are you doing here? 1076 01:11:21,407 --> 01:11:23,911 Well, I came to meet you. 1077 01:11:23,951 --> 01:11:26,039 Oh, yeah? 1078 01:11:28,081 --> 01:11:30,168 Do you want a lift? 1079 01:11:34,046 --> 01:11:36,133 You are full of surprises. 1080 01:11:37,925 --> 01:11:41,887 Yes, well, er...a surprise a day keeps the doctor away, doesn't it? 1081 01:11:44,557 --> 01:11:47,986 Julian's having... he's having a wake on Saturday. 1082 01:11:48,645 --> 01:11:50,531 For the house. 1083 01:11:52,816 --> 01:11:55,070 - He wants us to come. - (Sighs) 1084 01:11:55,986 --> 01:11:58,205 So he lost his lovely old house, then? 1085 01:11:59,365 --> 01:12:01,619 How do you mean? Us? 1086 01:12:02,326 --> 01:12:03,999 Us. 1087 01:12:25,685 --> 01:12:27,773 What are we sitting here for? 1088 01:12:29,397 --> 01:12:31,485 Yeah, it's bloody silly, isn't it? 1089 01:12:33,193 --> 01:12:35,281 Well, it's your fault. 1090 01:12:37,865 --> 01:12:39,953 Yeah, OK. 1091 01:12:41,202 --> 01:12:43,373 Jenny, I want to ask you one question. 1092 01:12:44,956 --> 01:12:47,756 And I want you to think seriously before you answer it. 1093 01:12:48,668 --> 01:12:54,019 Which is more important to you - me, us or that virginity of yours? 1094 01:12:55,009 --> 01:12:57,096 Well, I can ask you the same question. 1095 01:12:57,136 --> 01:12:59,722 Which is more important - me, us or sex? 1096 01:12:59,764 --> 01:13:02,777 But you and me is us. Us making love is us. 1097 01:13:02,809 --> 01:13:04,731 Us having sex is us. 1098 01:13:04,769 --> 01:13:07,569 But look, if I say yes - if I say yes... 1099 01:13:09,149 --> 01:13:11,237 Well, then... 1100 01:13:13,404 --> 01:13:17,117 - What about after? - Oh, sure it's a risk. 1101 01:13:17,158 --> 01:13:20,789 Yeah, it's a risk. But it's a risk everybody has to take. 1102 01:13:20,828 --> 01:13:22,916 - Don't you see that? - (Sighs) 1103 01:13:22,956 --> 01:13:25,043 That's marvelous, that is. 1104 01:13:25,875 --> 01:13:29,933 You make it sound like one of those ''grab machines'' in a penny arcade. 1105 01:13:30,756 --> 01:13:37,056 You may win a gold watch, but even if you don't, you'll get a few Smarties and a plastic comb. 1106 01:13:37,096 --> 01:13:39,979 Why should I take that risk? Why the hell should I? 1107 01:13:40,016 --> 01:13:43,195 Because if you don't, you won’t know. You'll never bloody know. 1108 01:13:43,895 --> 01:13:47,692 Oh, sure you'll get married then you'll do it in some hotel room in the Costa Brava 1109 01:13:47,733 --> 01:13:49,738 or wherever he bloody well takes you. 1110 01:13:49,776 --> 01:13:51,616 But you still won’t bloody well know. 1111 01:13:51,653 --> 01:13:57,503 But if you say yes, then I'll be giving, Jenny. Giving for giving's sake. 1112 01:13:57,535 --> 01:14:01,415 Risks, sure - uninsured, uncovered, no perks, no money back if dissatisfied, 1113 01:14:01,456 --> 01:14:03,757 just you and I alone, in bed, 1114 01:14:03,792 --> 01:14:05,085 making it. 1115 01:14:07,129 --> 01:14:10,392 But it's me that'll be risking everything, Patrick, not you. 1116 01:14:10,424 --> 01:14:13,770 No, you're wrong again. I'm at risk too, I risk... 1117 01:14:13,803 --> 01:14:17,018 Well, sex for the fun of it, all the birds I might have had. 1118 01:14:17,056 --> 01:14:19,393 - No, it's not the same. - Yes, it is. 1119 01:14:19,434 --> 01:14:23,195 You're safe behind that virginity of yours in exactly the same way as I'm... 1120 01:14:23,229 --> 01:14:27,821 I'm safe in my world of dollies and birds, into bed and out of bed, and Bob's your uncle. 1121 01:14:28,819 --> 01:14:30,907 But if it works... 1122 01:14:30,946 --> 01:14:32,998 if it really works... 1123 01:14:33,032 --> 01:14:34,954 then it will be over for me too. 1124 01:14:37,161 --> 01:14:39,249 (Train passes in distance) 1125 01:14:44,711 --> 01:14:46,052 All right, then. 1126 01:14:48,716 --> 01:14:50,803 All right. 1127 01:14:52,595 --> 01:14:53,639 When? 1128 01:14:55,890 --> 01:14:57,480 Now? 1129 01:15:00,729 --> 01:15:02,401 Now? 1130 01:15:10,155 --> 01:15:11,283 Now. 1131 01:15:11,323 --> 01:15:12,830 (Engine revs) 1132 01:15:24,922 --> 01:15:27,009 Hang on. 1133 01:15:43,609 --> 01:15:45,162 No go. 1134 01:15:45,194 --> 01:15:48,955 Graham's upstairs watching Come Dancing on television or something. 1135 01:15:48,989 --> 01:15:50,461 Oh. 1136 01:15:56,414 --> 01:15:57,886 A hotel. 1137 01:15:58,667 --> 01:16:00,387 Mr and Mrs Smith. 1138 01:16:05,174 --> 01:16:06,846 No loot. 1139 01:16:06,884 --> 01:16:08,972 I'm skim too. 1140 01:16:12,432 --> 01:16:15,481 I know. Harry will cash me a cheque. 1141 01:16:30,201 --> 01:16:32,289 (Car horn beeps) 1142 01:16:35,248 --> 01:16:37,467 Can you do me a favour? I need some cash. 1143 01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:40,004 I'm sorry, Mr Standish, the till's made up. 1144 01:16:40,963 --> 01:16:43,727 Won't she take a cheque, then? (Chuckles) 1145 01:16:55,353 --> 01:16:57,240 Erm... 1146 01:16:59,066 --> 01:17:03,491 He's er... He's made up the till. 1147 01:17:03,529 --> 01:17:05,616 - Oh. - Mm. 1148 01:17:06,824 --> 01:17:07,868 (Sighs) 1149 01:17:09,202 --> 01:17:10,839 What now, then? 1150 01:17:16,334 --> 01:17:18,221 (Laughs) 1151 01:17:20,047 --> 01:17:23,808 We're behaving like a couple of kids, aren't we? I tell you what. 1152 01:17:24,802 --> 01:17:27,685 Saturday...my place. Two o'clock. 1153 01:17:28,264 --> 01:17:30,103 I'll get rid of Graham if I have to kill him 1154 01:17:30,141 --> 01:17:33,155 and we'll have all the time in the world, the whole afternoon. 1155 01:17:33,186 --> 01:17:36,899 Yes, yes. Anything. Anything you say, only, please don't talk about it. 1156 01:17:41,904 --> 01:17:42,948 Right 1157 01:17:48,578 --> 01:17:50,665 (Laughs) 1158 01:17:52,415 --> 01:17:54,503 - Never? - Yes 1159 01:17:54,543 --> 01:17:56,630 - Consummatum est? - Not yet. 1160 01:17:56,670 --> 01:17:59,802 - Oh, I see. When? - Saturday. 1161 01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:02,059 We'll try and make your bash later. 1162 01:18:02,092 --> 01:18:04,857 - Yes, well, do try. - I will. 1163 01:18:04,887 --> 01:18:07,605 Well, it will be the last day in the old home. 1164 01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:12,196 If we can't erm... I'll send you a signed testimonial. 1165 01:18:13,313 --> 01:18:16,030 Hang on. Hold that tiger! 1166 01:18:17,651 --> 01:18:19,952 It can slay till Monday. 1167 01:18:19,987 --> 01:18:23,001 - Sorry. But do try and come. - Yes, wait... 1168 01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:26,046 Well, son of, aprés-ski. 1169 01:18:26,077 --> 01:18:29,091 (Laughs) Promise. 1170 01:18:31,541 --> 01:18:33,629 MARTHA: I am not coming! 1171 01:18:33,668 --> 01:18:37,631 l am not going to be seen in public with you or bloody Julian Ormerod! 1172 01:18:37,673 --> 01:18:39,725 (Dick argues) 1173 01:18:39,758 --> 01:18:41,099 (Arguing continues) 1174 01:18:41,135 --> 01:18:44,018 MARTHA: He's a phoney! We had enough of it 1175 01:18:44,055 --> 01:18:46,025 Shut up! Stop screaming at me! 1176 01:18:46,057 --> 01:18:49,854 - What a shout up! No Patrick? - He said he'd be along later. 1177 01:18:49,894 --> 01:18:54,367 It's 11:35. We've been asked for 12. 1178 01:18:55,025 --> 01:18:57,077 Do you think they'll be long? 1179 01:18:57,111 --> 01:18:59,792 DICK: I am going. - Oh, the sooner the better, mate. 1180 01:18:59,822 --> 01:19:02,539 - How dare you! - We ought to go. 1181 01:19:02,575 --> 01:19:06,039 Well, I'll try again. They sound like they're getting tired. Hang on. 1182 01:19:06,079 --> 01:19:09,176 Tell them I'm leaving soon whether they're ready or not. 1183 01:19:09,207 --> 01:19:11,295 (Argument continues) 1184 01:19:13,295 --> 01:19:15,383 Hello, Jenny. 1185 01:19:16,215 --> 01:19:19,561 - Hello, love. - You look ready, at least. 1186 01:19:22,138 --> 01:19:24,225 I'm not coming, actually. 1187 01:19:25,767 --> 01:19:27,653 Oh? 1188 01:19:27,685 --> 01:19:29,738 You too? 1189 01:19:29,771 --> 01:19:32,701 - Neither is Patrick. - Oh. Isn't he? 1190 01:19:36,028 --> 01:19:38,365 Well, I suppose I... 1191 01:19:38,405 --> 01:19:41,371 Yes, I suppose I could come for a while. 1192 01:19:42,577 --> 01:19:43,965 (sighs) 1193 01:19:46,331 --> 01:19:48,134 I could do with a drink. 1194 01:19:48,166 --> 01:19:51,595 MARTHA: ...has nothing to do with you. Piss off! (Door slams) 1195 01:19:52,337 --> 01:19:54,140 Dick's coming. Martha isn't. 1196 01:19:54,173 --> 01:19:56,260 Well, that's something settled. 1197 01:20:15,237 --> 01:20:17,325 ♪ Let me make you 1198 01:20:18,658 --> 01:20:21,588 ♪ lnto somebody's somebody 1199 01:20:23,121 --> 01:20:25,802 ♪ Cos without me, baby 1200 01:20:26,249 --> 01:20:29,298 ♪ You're nobody's nobody 1201 01:20:31,505 --> 01:20:33,427 ♪ I'm coming on strong 1202 01:20:33,465 --> 01:20:37,346 ♪ Just watch me move, I'm tagging along 1203 01:20:37,386 --> 01:20:40,768 ♪ I've got to, got to prove that I can make you 1204 01:20:42,392 --> 01:20:43,602 ♪ Somebody's... 1205 01:20:43,643 --> 01:20:45,862 - Drinks? - Oooh. 1206 01:20:45,896 --> 01:20:49,075 - It's awfully, sort of, thing, isn't it? - Yes, ghastly. 1207 01:20:50,067 --> 01:20:51,787 Ah, here we are. 1208 01:20:51,819 --> 01:20:53,906 - Hey, Julian. - Hello! 1209 01:20:53,946 --> 01:20:55,536 (All say hello) 1210 01:20:55,573 --> 01:20:59,204 - There's masses of food in the garden. - Oh. Y. 1211 01:21:01,871 --> 01:21:03,959 - Hello. - Hello 1212 01:21:05,876 --> 01:21:09,091 Ah, well, going down in style, I see. 1213 01:21:09,129 --> 01:21:10,221 Yes- 1214 01:21:10,255 --> 01:21:14,183 Sorry, I wasn't able to do anything to stem the tide of progress, 1215 01:21:14,218 --> 01:21:17,184 but you know once these planning johnnies get going... 1216 01:21:17,221 --> 01:21:20,816 - Don't give it another thought, Dick. - Well, this will go down a fair treat. 1217 01:21:20,850 --> 01:21:22,274 Oh, there's masses. 1218 01:21:22,310 --> 01:21:23,983 Excuse me. 1219 01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:28,527 Jolly nice to see you, Jenny. 1220 01:21:28,567 --> 01:21:30,240 I thought you weren't coming. 1221 01:21:30,277 --> 01:21:31,914 I wasn't, but... 1222 01:21:31,946 --> 01:21:34,663 - Well, iechyd da. - Chin-chin. 1223 01:21:34,699 --> 01:21:37,712 (Laughter) - Ah, more people. 1224 01:21:37,744 --> 01:21:39,500 Hello! 1225 01:21:39,537 --> 01:21:41,009 Hello! Hello! 1226 01:21:41,039 --> 01:21:43,887 - Super to see you. - Hello. 1227 01:21:44,835 --> 01:21:46,472 Hello. 1228 01:21:46,503 --> 01:21:48,259 (Camply) Hello. 1229 01:21:49,506 --> 01:21:51,060 ♪ Just sit down, girl 1230 01:21:51,091 --> 01:21:53,013 ♪ You might as well 1231 01:21:53,052 --> 01:21:55,057 ♪ I'm into my thing 1232 01:21:55,096 --> 01:21:59,901 ♪ I'm sure not everybody will tell that you're somebody's somebody... 1233 01:21:59,934 --> 01:22:03,363 I told you Dick Thompson couldn’t pull it off. 1234 01:22:03,396 --> 01:22:06,446 On the contrary, he was invaluable. 1235 01:22:06,483 --> 01:22:08,037 Ah... 1236 01:22:08,777 --> 01:22:10,913 Julian. Graham. 1237 01:22:11,739 --> 01:22:16,959 Er...Graham, be a good chap and leave us alone for a couple of seconds, will you? 1238 01:22:16,995 --> 01:22:20,092 - A few words. - Of course, old sport. 1239 01:22:21,249 --> 01:22:22,970 Julian... 1240 01:22:25,087 --> 01:22:30,093 I was wondering whether you'd had a chance to have a few words yet. 1241 01:22:30,885 --> 01:22:32,557 With who, love? 1242 01:22:34,931 --> 01:22:39,321 Well...your friends...in high places. 1243 01:22:40,061 --> 01:22:42,565 Well...no, actually. 1244 01:22:43,273 --> 01:22:45,492 Oh, well. Haven'! had time, I expect. 1245 01:22:45,526 --> 01:22:47,613 No, again, I'm afraid. 1246 01:22:47,653 --> 01:22:50,536 I took it for granted that you understood that... 1247 01:22:50,573 --> 01:22:55,212 Look, it's frightfully important in politics today, you must come across on the box. 1248 01:22:55,244 --> 01:22:58,092 Oh, yes. Yes. 1249 01:22:59,291 --> 01:23:03,087 So...you're not going to...push me, then? 1250 01:23:04,296 --> 01:23:07,144 Well, I say 'push', it's just that I... 1251 01:23:07,174 --> 01:23:09,892 I have told one or two people you son of were. 1252 01:23:09,927 --> 01:23:12,312 Well, that was very rash of you, wasn't it? 1253 01:23:12,346 --> 01:23:14,233 And that's another reason for not 1254 01:23:14,265 --> 01:23:17,113 Politicians are meant to be discreet You know? 1255 01:23:17,143 --> 01:23:18,780 WOMAN: Hi, Julilan. - Hello. 1256 01:23:18,812 --> 01:23:20,366 Remember me? 1257 01:23:20,397 --> 01:23:22,734 I-I-I didn't mention your name. 1258 01:23:25,569 --> 01:23:27,621 Thanks, Julian. 1259 01:23:27,655 --> 01:23:29,541 ♪ Got to tell you 1260 01:23:31,534 --> 01:23:33,919 ♪ About the things I want 1261 01:23:35,622 --> 01:23:37,793 ♪ You to do, baby 1262 01:23:39,709 --> 01:23:42,842 ♪ And the things you can'! 1263 01:23:43,881 --> 01:23:45,886 ♪ Just sit down, girl 1264 01:23:45,925 --> 01:23:47,645 ♪ You might as well... 1265 01:23:48,970 --> 01:23:50,891 JULIAN: Ah, Jenny, love. 1266 01:23:50,930 --> 01:23:52,900 Er... introductions. 1267 01:23:52,932 --> 01:23:55,518 - This is Jenny Bunn... - Hello. I have to go. 1268 01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:57,114 Can I ring for a taxi? 1269 01:23:57,145 --> 01:23:59,826 Excuse me. So soon? 1270 01:23:59,856 --> 01:24:02,537 Ah, yes, it's almost two o'clock. 1271 01:24:02,568 --> 01:24:03,742 Yes. 1272 01:24:04,695 --> 01:24:06,950 How do you know I had to be back by two? 1273 01:24:06,989 --> 01:24:10,038 Oops! Have I been frightfully indiscreet? 1274 01:24:11,661 --> 01:24:14,081 Oh, he told you. Patrick told you. 1275 01:24:14,122 --> 01:24:16,210 (Dick yells drunkenly) Capitalist Swine! 1276 01:24:16,249 --> 01:24:19,844 Ah - well, don't worry, Jenny, love. It was just...boy talk. 1277 01:24:19,878 --> 01:24:21,551 You know? Boy talk. 1278 01:24:23,924 --> 01:24:25,265 Boy talk. 1279 01:24:25,301 --> 01:24:27,721 - Capitalist swine! (Guests laugh) 1280 01:24:28,721 --> 01:24:30,311 The drink is on me. 1281 01:24:31,307 --> 01:24:35,400 Aha, it is, you know. Oh, if you only knew. Everything on me. 1282 01:24:50,536 --> 01:24:52,672 Capitalist swine! 1283 01:24:53,456 --> 01:24:56,256 - Come along, Dick. - Oh, capitalist swine. 1284 01:24:56,293 --> 01:24:58,380 Very mine... 1285 01:24:59,922 --> 01:25:02,009 - Come on, come on, come on. - Ooh. 1286 01:25:13,311 --> 01:25:16,076 I think you'd better get the Councilor home. 1287 01:25:16,773 --> 01:25:18,660 That's easier said than done. 1288 01:25:21,278 --> 01:25:24,707 - Where's Jenny? - I don't know. In the hall, I think. 1289 01:25:26,909 --> 01:25:31,252 Jenny, we... we've got to get Dick back home. 1290 01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:34,128 - Do you want a lift? - No, thank you. 1291 01:25:34,167 --> 01:25:36,303 - Are you sure? - Y. 1292 01:25:36,336 --> 01:25:38,424 I'm not going. 1293 01:25:39,131 --> 01:25:40,519 I'm not going. 1294 01:25:40,549 --> 01:25:42,720 Graham, for Gods sake, give me a hand, 1295 01:25:42,760 --> 01:25:45,690 before he throws up all over Julian's scene. 1296 01:25:45,721 --> 01:25:47,976 Yes, yes, yes. All right. 1297 01:25:54,147 --> 01:25:56,235 Oh...hang on. 1298 01:26:07,161 --> 01:26:09,249 (Giggling from upstairs) 1299 01:26:46,454 --> 01:26:48,542 Come here. 1300 01:26:50,208 --> 01:26:52,296 Come on. 1301 01:26:52,336 --> 01:26:55,135 - Capitalist swine. - Hello! 1302 01:26:55,839 --> 01:26:57,927 ANNA: That's it, baby, you're doing fine. 1303 01:26:59,010 --> 01:27:01,229 Oh, look out, you... Oh. 1304 01:27:01,262 --> 01:27:03,350 (Door closes) 1305 01:27:07,352 --> 01:27:09,440 (Car drives away) 1306 01:27:13,484 --> 01:27:17,115 SPEAKING CLOCK: ...seconds. (Three pips) 1307 01:27:17,822 --> 01:27:24,371 At the third stroke, it will be 2:29 and 50 seconds. 1308 01:27:24,412 --> 01:27:26,417 (Pips) 1309 01:27:43,683 --> 01:27:46,816 (Drunken singing) 1310 01:28:22,976 --> 01:28:25,277 I feel faintly responsible... 1311 01:28:26,146 --> 01:28:27,902 ...faintly guilty. 1312 01:28:29,191 --> 01:28:32,323 Patrick did tell me about your...afteroon. 1313 01:28:32,361 --> 01:28:34,449 But it shouldn't have mattered. 1314 01:28:34,488 --> 01:28:36,576 I wasn't thinking. 1315 01:28:36,616 --> 01:28:39,036 It was all my fault for letting it slip out 1316 01:28:40,578 --> 01:28:42,666 Unforgivable. 1317 01:28:44,916 --> 01:28:48,760 (Sighs) I do feel, though, Jenny, it's frightfully important... 1318 01:28:48,796 --> 01:28:52,058 for your own sake, that you understand how we chaps think. 1319 01:28:53,509 --> 01:28:56,855 We?e men and we think about girls 1320 01:28:57,597 --> 01:28:59,816 Girls we like, girls we don't like... 1321 01:28:59,849 --> 01:29:01,486 (Cork pops) 1322 01:29:01,518 --> 01:29:04,318 ...gilrls we've had, girls we'd like to have had. 1323 01:29:04,354 --> 01:29:05,944 Girls that... 1324 01:29:07,024 --> 01:29:09,111 ...girl's that don't. 1325 01:29:11,862 --> 01:29:13,250 And we talk. 1326 01:29:14,574 --> 01:29:16,828 We tell each other everything. 1327 01:29:18,077 --> 01:29:20,711 All about the sort of um... 1328 01:29:20,747 --> 01:29:24,093 before, during and after... 1329 01:29:26,295 --> 01:29:29,392 ...and... we lie. 1330 01:29:30,716 --> 01:29:33,302 We lie about the girls we've had and... 1331 01:29:35,972 --> 01:29:38,689 ...we lie about the girls we'd like to have had. 1332 01:29:47,359 --> 01:29:49,447 Even Patrick lies. 1333 01:29:51,948 --> 01:29:53,620 Poor Patrick. 1334 01:29:58,037 --> 01:29:59,877 (Ringing tone) 1335 01:29:59,915 --> 01:30:02,002 (Phone ringing) 1336 01:30:09,467 --> 01:30:11,554 (Ringing tone) 1337 01:30:28,654 --> 01:30:30,825 (Drunken muttering) ANNA: There's a step! 1338 01:30:32,492 --> 01:30:34,793 - Oh, no. - Push. 1339 01:30:38,582 --> 01:30:41,547 There's a letter for him by the phone when he comes to. 1340 01:30:41,585 --> 01:30:44,089 - Where are you going, then? - I'm leaving him. 1341 01:30:44,129 --> 01:30:46,099 That's frightfully disloyal of you, baby. 1342 01:30:46,131 --> 01:30:49,311 Trust Miss Hippy Bloody Bohemian to take that line. 1343 01:30:49,343 --> 01:30:52,725 - Just get out of my way before I miss my train! - Oh, charming! 1344 01:30:55,183 --> 01:30:57,105 Taxi! Taxi? 1345 01:30:59,479 --> 01:31:01,698 - Where's Jenny? - She's still at Ormerod's. 1346 01:31:01,732 --> 01:31:03,986 Well, what the hell is she doing there? 1347 01:31:04,693 --> 01:31:06,247 - I suppose you took her. - No. 1348 01:31:06,278 --> 01:31:08,699 Who asked you to slick your bloody snout in this? 1349 01:31:08,739 --> 01:31:10,032 She wanted to go. 1350 01:31:10,074 --> 01:31:13,752 - Then why didn't you bring her back with you? - She didn't want to come. 1351 01:31:16,081 --> 01:31:18,549 - Where are the keys? - They're in my pocket. 1352 01:31:18,583 --> 01:31:20,423 Never again. 1353 01:31:20,460 --> 01:31:22,548 - Push him. - Don't let him fall. 1354 01:31:32,891 --> 01:31:36,522 You really...must forgive Patrick... 1355 01:31:38,230 --> 01:31:40,531 ...and the rest of us. 1356 01:31:53,955 --> 01:31:56,043 (Applies handbrake) 1357 01:32:00,421 --> 01:32:02,508 (Train horn) 1358 01:32:12,726 --> 01:32:15,027 (Train horn) 1359 01:32:19,149 --> 01:32:22,744 It... It's no-one's fault, actually. 1360 01:32:23,571 --> 01:32:27,414 I mean, 'fault' doesn't really enter into it. 1361 01:32:30,578 --> 01:32:32,797 It's like a game. 1362 01:32:34,833 --> 01:32:37,301 Sex is... is like a game. 1363 01:32:38,337 --> 01:32:40,424 A super son of...game. 1364 01:32:41,465 --> 01:32:45,013 A game in which no-one has to say no... 1365 01:32:45,928 --> 01:32:48,183 just yes. 1366 01:33:58,799 --> 01:34:00,887 (Clicks fingers) 1367 01:34:00,927 --> 01:34:02,398 Julian? 1368 01:34:02,428 --> 01:34:05,109 Oh, I wonder, have you seen Julian, please? 1369 01:34:05,139 --> 01:34:07,227 I think he's upstairs. 1370 01:34:14,149 --> 01:34:16,237 PATRICK: Julian? 1371 01:34:16,277 --> 01:34:18,246 Julian, I wonder whether... 1372 01:34:33,295 --> 01:34:36,095 Well... congratulations. 1373 01:34:39,343 --> 01:34:41,431 Yes, congratulations. 1374 01:34:46,101 --> 01:34:48,865 You...and Julian? 1375 01:34:50,772 --> 01:34:52,030 Why? 1376 01:34:52,900 --> 01:34:54,987 - Why? - I don'! know. 1377 01:34:55,027 --> 01:34:57,364 What do you mean, you don't know? 1378 01:34:58,698 --> 01:35:00,785 I demand an explanation. 1379 01:35:00,825 --> 01:35:02,913 Well, I don'! have one! 1380 01:35:02,952 --> 01:35:06,215 He got you drunk...didn't he? 1381 01:35:07,833 --> 01:35:09,920 You just tell me he got you drunk. 1382 01:35:15,007 --> 01:35:17,309 - You smooth-talking bastard. - Now, look... 1383 01:35:17,343 --> 01:35:21,270 - You knew she was my girl. - Leave him alone and shut up. Shut up! 1384 01:35:21,306 --> 01:35:23,477 You told him. You told him about us! 1385 01:35:23,516 --> 01:35:26,281 And you did all this just to get even, is that it? Hm? 1386 01:35:26,311 --> 01:35:28,731 - Thank you very much! - Don'! lose your cool. 1387 01:35:28,772 --> 01:35:31,192 - Just shut your bloody mouth! - You make me sick. 1388 01:35:31,233 --> 01:35:32,989 You make out you're so modern, 1389 01:35:33,027 --> 01:35:38,282 spout all that rubbish about risks and all that and it doesn't mean a thing, not a thing, to you. 1390 01:35:38,324 --> 01:35:39,997 Oh, I meant it. 1391 01:35:40,034 --> 01:35:42,087 Yes, I meant it. 1392 01:35:42,120 --> 01:35:44,706 - I meant every word. - Oh, you meant it! 1393 01:35:44,748 --> 01:35:47,963 Like you meant everything else you could think up to throw at me. 1394 01:35:48,001 --> 01:35:51,715 ''It's a barrier you being a virgin, Jenny. Nobody believes in virginity any more.'' 1395 01:35:51,755 --> 01:35:54,970 - I'm not gonna try... - It was something to brag about with the boys! 1396 01:35:55,009 --> 01:35:57,975 - You even lied about that! - Believe that, I won’t spoil your fun! 1397 01:35:58,012 --> 01:36:03,232 Fun? It doesn't seem to have entered your mucky little mind that I might have loved you. 1398 01:36:03,268 --> 01:36:06,862 Love? That's rich coming from you. Love's trusting somebody. 1399 01:36:06,897 --> 01:36:08,985 JENNY: Trust? Ha-ha! 1400 01:36:09,024 --> 01:36:12,406 Yes, trust! 'Ooh, I don'! seem to have any cloth on. 1401 01:36:12,445 --> 01:36:14,366 We're just good friends, you know.' 1402 01:36:14,405 --> 01:36:16,410 Drop dead! 1403 01:36:16,449 --> 01:36:17,872 Jenny! 1404 01:36:17,909 --> 01:36:20,413 ♪ It would take a girl like you 1405 01:36:21,037 --> 01:36:24,217 ♪ To make a dream come true 1406 01:36:24,249 --> 01:36:27,797 ♪ And maybe break my heart in two 1407 01:36:27,836 --> 01:36:31,633 ♪ Yes, it would take a girl like you 1408 01:36:35,928 --> 01:36:39,026 ♪ The sun begins to rise as I open up my eyes 1409 01:36:39,057 --> 01:36:42,154 ♪ And I've got to get together again 1410 01:36:43,145 --> 01:36:45,826 ♪ I don'! know maybe when 1411 01:36:46,315 --> 01:36:49,827 ♪ But I've got to get together again 1412 01:36:50,361 --> 01:36:53,743 ♪ A dream can never last in a world that's moving fast 1413 01:36:53,781 --> 01:36:56,499 ♪ But somethings got to happen to me 1414 01:36:57,660 --> 01:37:00,045 ♪ I don't know what 'rt would be 1415 01:37:00,872 --> 01:37:03,838 ♪ But somethings got to happen to me 1416 01:37:03,875 --> 01:37:07,719 ♪ It would take a girl like you 1417 01:37:08,130 --> 01:37:11,096 ♪ To make a dream come true 1418 01:37:11,133 --> 01:37:14,895 ♪ And maybe break my heart in two 1419 01:37:14,929 --> 01:37:18,393 ♪ Yes, it would take a girl like you 1420 01:37:18,933 --> 01:37:22,446 ♪ It would take a girl like you 1421 01:37:23,105 --> 01:37:26,237 ♪ To make a dream come true 1422 01:37:26,275 --> 01:37:29,869 ♪ And maybe break my heart in two 1423 01:37:29,904 --> 01:37:33,701 ♪ Yes, it would take a girl like you 1424 01:37:37,996 --> 01:37:39,799 ♪ I knew the day I met you 1425 01:37:39,831 --> 01:37:41,718 ♪ I just had to get you 1426 01:37:41,750 --> 01:37:44,336 ♪ And never let you out of my sight 1427 01:37:45,337 --> 01:37:47,923 ♪ Stay beside you day and night 1428 01:37:49,008 --> 01:37:51,594 ♪ And never let you out of my sight 1429 01:37:51,636 --> 01:37:55,267 ♪ Cos it would take a girl like you 1430 01:37:55,974 --> 01:37:59,071 ♪ To make a dream come true 1431 01:37:59,102 --> 01:38:02,816 ♪ And maybe break my heart in two 1432 01:38:02,856 --> 01:38:06,783 ♪ Yes, it would take a girl like you 98647