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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,016 --> 00:00:52,016 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull M_I_SForEver 2 00:00:59,326 --> 00:01:01,395 Good evening, metal heads, 3 00:01:01,428 --> 00:01:04,632 Full Metal Mickey here with you on KISS 101 FM, 4 00:01:04,666 --> 00:01:06,568 all the way through to the wee hours 5 00:01:06,601 --> 00:01:08,736 with my monthly metal marathon. 6 00:01:08,770 --> 00:01:13,273 Just me, you, and megawatts of metal! 7 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:15,275 Bang your heads, Denver. 8 00:01:21,883 --> 00:01:23,483 ? Screams break the silence ? 9 00:01:25,218 --> 00:01:28,322 ? Waking from the dead of night ? 10 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:31,693 ? Vengeance is boiling ? 11 00:01:31,726 --> 00:01:35,262 ? He's returned to kill the light ? 12 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:03,791 ? Years spent in torment ? 13 00:02:03,825 --> 00:02:07,729 ? Buried in a nameless grave ? 14 00:02:07,762 --> 00:02:10,798 ? Now he has risen ? 15 00:02:10,832 --> 00:02:14,301 ? Miracles would have to save ? 16 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:20,340 ? Those that the beast is looking for ? 17 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:25,747 ? Listen in awe and you'll hear him ? 18 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:30,484 ? Bark at the moon ? 19 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:33,688 ? Hey, yeah, bark at the moon ? 20 00:02:40,862 --> 00:02:42,830 ? Sweetness, sweetness ? 21 00:02:42,864 --> 00:02:45,533 ? I was only joking ? 22 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:47,802 ? When I said I'd like to ? 23 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:53,206 ? Smash every tooth in your head ? 24 00:02:53,975 --> 00:02:55,475 ? Oh ? 25 00:02:55,510 --> 00:02:57,845 ? Sweetness, sweetness ? 26 00:02:57,879 --> 00:03:00,848 ? I was only joking when I said ? 27 00:03:00,882 --> 00:03:06,521 ? By rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed ? 28 00:03:07,889 --> 00:03:10,792 ? And now I know how Joan of Arc felt ? 29 00:03:10,825 --> 00:03:15,763 ? Now I know how Joan of Arc felt ? 30 00:03:15,797 --> 00:03:18,733 ? As the flames rose to her Roman nose ? 31 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:23,236 ? And her Walkman started to melt ? 32 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:52,667 Hey, I'm going out. 33 00:03:54,569 --> 00:03:56,871 Mom. 34 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,773 Helen! 35 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:03,711 Dave Kendall here with the music news, 36 00:04:03,745 --> 00:04:06,748 First up, a breaking story from the U.K. 37 00:04:06,781 --> 00:04:09,349 After months of speculation in the press, 38 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:11,719 The Smiths have officially gone under. 39 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,557 The Smiths, one of the all time greats, 40 00:04:16,591 --> 00:04:19,493 strange ways, there they go. 41 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:23,030 No! 42 00:04:26,067 --> 00:04:28,636 Formed in Manchester in 1982, 43 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:31,038 The Smiths swiftly became the voice 44 00:04:31,072 --> 00:04:32,707 of a doomed generation. 45 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:34,776 They emerged into the uncertain arena 46 00:04:34,809 --> 00:04:36,611 of early '80s Britain 47 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:38,445 like a fully formed gang, 48 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:40,413 and invited you to join. 49 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:43,084 I feel The Smiths create their world 50 00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:44,585 and not many groups do that. 51 00:04:44,619 --> 00:04:47,522 And you can either go in or you can say no. 52 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:48,923 And it's your choice, really. 53 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:51,626 We wanted to ditch everything that people 54 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:54,028 superficially think is rock 'n' roll... 55 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:56,898 leather trousers and long hair and drugs. 56 00:04:56,931 --> 00:04:59,600 We had something that no one else could really grasp, 57 00:04:59,634 --> 00:05:01,636 which was, like, totally ours exclusively. 58 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:02,937 Do you have many friends? 59 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,772 No, I don't. 60 00:05:06,941 --> 00:05:08,375 Those that you have, 61 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:09,977 are they in the music industry? 62 00:05:10,011 --> 00:05:11,913 They're in the group. They're in The Smiths. 63 00:05:11,946 --> 00:05:13,781 So The Smiths are your only friends? 64 00:05:13,815 --> 00:05:15,516 As far as I can see, yeah. 65 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:37,404 Hey, Cleo. 66 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:56,657 Hey, look, here. What are we talking about? 67 00:05:56,691 --> 00:05:59,093 No depressing crap in the store. 68 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:00,528 The Smiths just broke up. 69 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:02,495 Oh, maybe because they called their record 70 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:03,531 "The World Won't Listen." 71 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:04,732 Way to go, geniuses. 72 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:06,567 Check this out. 73 00:06:10,972 --> 00:06:14,609 Can't you just picture fucking to this? 74 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:15,776 Before you close up, 75 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:17,178 I need you to re-price all the CDs. 76 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:21,182 And you have to check the security strips. 77 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:23,718 All of them? All the CDs. 78 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:26,486 Wait a minute. 79 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:29,156 Yes, all of them. 80 00:06:29,190 --> 00:06:30,925 And the tapes. 81 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:32,927 Kids keep peeling them off. 82 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,595 You know what? 83 00:06:34,629 --> 00:06:36,197 If you did your job for like two seconds, 84 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:39,033 instead of daydreaming about Depressed Mode, 85 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:41,736 half of my stock wouldn't be walking out of here every day. 86 00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:44,205 I'm only making money on sunglasses now 87 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:47,608 KISS 101, the rock of Denver. 88 00:06:47,642 --> 00:06:49,543 How can you stand it? 89 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,812 There are times I could murder him. 90 00:06:51,846 --> 00:06:55,216 Dean. Dean. 91 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:58,485 Dean. 92 00:06:58,519 --> 00:06:59,787 It's not loaded. 93 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,623 Just to scare the shoplifters. 94 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:12,667 So what do we do now? 95 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:17,204 Our music died today, and nobody even cares. 96 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,744 I wish there was a way to get all the posers in this town 97 00:07:23,778 --> 00:07:26,180 to take notice. 98 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:28,549 You know, The Smiths may be dead, 99 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:30,685 but all the albums are still here, 100 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:33,888 all the records, seven-inch singles, 12-inches, 101 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:36,657 We have all those great bootlegs. 102 00:07:36,691 --> 00:07:39,660 That'll be here forever. 103 00:07:39,694 --> 00:07:42,029 No one can ever take it away from us. 104 00:07:53,174 --> 00:07:54,608 I hope you're right. 105 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:59,513 So you want to hang out? 106 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:01,716 I can close up early. 107 00:08:03,017 --> 00:08:04,085 Mm. 108 00:08:04,118 --> 00:08:06,821 My friend is going off to basic training tomorrow, 109 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:11,993 and everyone is in town for the weekend to say goodbye. 110 00:08:12,026 --> 00:08:13,561 So... 111 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:15,963 You know of any good parties? 112 00:08:15,997 --> 00:08:17,231 Me? No. 113 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:18,632 I was gonna stay in, maybe, 114 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:20,167 and make you a tape of this new band 115 00:08:20,201 --> 00:08:21,535 from Manchester. 116 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:23,204 New band from Manchester? 117 00:08:23,237 --> 00:08:25,906 Oh, sacrilege. 118 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:27,742 - Happy Mondays. - Happy. 119 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:30,544 Oh, I hate them already. 120 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:33,114 - I did have another idea. - What is it? 121 00:08:33,147 --> 00:08:35,750 Something that would go down in musical history. 122 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:38,319 But I can't tell you what it is. 123 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:39,720 Yeah? 124 00:08:39,754 --> 00:08:41,188 Impress me. 125 00:08:45,059 --> 00:08:50,097 ? Learn to love me, assemble the ways ? 126 00:08:50,131 --> 00:08:55,169 ? Now, today, tomorrow, and always ? 127 00:08:56,103 --> 00:09:01,842 ? My only weakness is a listed crime ? 128 00:09:01,876 --> 00:09:06,580 ? My only weakness is, well, never mind, never mind, ? 129 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:07,948 ? Oh ? 130 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:12,686 ? Shoplifters of the world ? 131 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:16,624 ? Unite and take over ? 132 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:19,126 ? Shoplifters of the world ? 133 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:25,032 ? Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over ? 134 00:09:25,066 --> 00:09:29,637 ? Learn to love me and assemble the ways ? 135 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:32,373 Aah! 136 00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:41,315 Billy, that rude girl is here. 137 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,217 Damn it, ma. 138 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,351 Damn it, yourself. 139 00:09:44,385 --> 00:09:45,853 She's just sitting out there beeping. 140 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,621 Who does that sort of thing? 141 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:49,757 - Don't be out too late. - I know. 142 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,859 - Big day tomorrow. - I know. 143 00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:54,028 We're just so proud of you, son. 144 00:09:55,129 --> 00:09:56,797 Okay, I got to go. 145 00:09:56,831 --> 00:09:59,633 ? World ? 146 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:02,837 Nice buzzcut, G.I. Jerkoff. 147 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:08,075 ? Shoplifters of the world ? 148 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:12,646 I don't understand how The Smiths can break up, 149 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,382 but we live in a world where Wang Chung 150 00:10:15,416 --> 00:10:17,318 and Mr. Mister still exist. 151 00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:18,953 Or Flock of Seagulls. 152 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:22,356 Yeah. 153 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,425 I got you a present. 154 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:25,826 Oh, sweet. 155 00:10:25,860 --> 00:10:28,863 What is it? Black Flag, Misfits? 156 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:31,699 - Yeah. - Wait, did you steal these? 157 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:34,702 But I told you I wanted to go with you. 158 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:39,340 Dean only lets me steal when I'm in there alone. 159 00:10:39,373 --> 00:10:41,775 Okay, well, you can have these back. 160 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,145 Oh my God. You're such a square. 161 00:10:44,178 --> 00:10:45,346 What? 162 00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:48,115 Getting in character for tomorrow. 163 00:10:48,149 --> 00:10:49,717 Tomorrow I become a man. 164 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:54,388 Oh, tomorrow, you become one of them. 165 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,757 Which is why I'm going to get you 166 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:59,293 as fucked up as possible tonight 167 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,996 to prevent you from making 168 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:07,034 the biggest mistake of your life. 169 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:11,372 Hi, can I help you kids find something? 170 00:11:11,405 --> 00:11:13,874 Where's the cyanide section? 171 00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,344 If you're so miserable here, 172 00:11:17,378 --> 00:11:19,113 why don't you do something about it? 173 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:22,216 Apply to a better college, go start a band, 174 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:24,385 make a choice on something. 175 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:29,490 Oh, you'd make a great flight attendant. 176 00:11:29,524 --> 00:11:32,126 I want to do something different. 177 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,828 I don't want to be like everyone else. 178 00:11:43,538 --> 00:11:45,739 Is it too much? 179 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:48,209 You can never be overdressed or overeducated. 180 00:11:48,242 --> 00:11:50,512 Your bowtie isn't tied. 181 00:11:50,545 --> 00:11:52,112 It's a look. 182 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:54,481 That gay librarian look? 183 00:11:54,516 --> 00:11:57,751 Yeah, I'm not gay. 184 00:11:57,785 --> 00:12:00,454 - I didn't say. - Robert Smith isn't gay. 185 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:06,126 - I didn't mean... - Morrissey isn't gay. 186 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,128 Bowie wears eyeliner. Everyone wears eyeliner. 187 00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:13,167 Forget it. 188 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,768 You look cool. 189 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,412 God! 190 00:12:25,446 --> 00:12:28,916 I am so sick of being celibate. 191 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,119 We made a vow. No meat, no sex. 192 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,854 That was before we went to college. 193 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,557 What happens next year when you go back to England 194 00:12:35,590 --> 00:12:37,091 to live with your dad, huh? 195 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,959 Lots of postcards. 196 00:12:38,993 --> 00:12:43,130 We've been dating since middle school. 197 00:12:45,533 --> 00:12:48,469 Why are we even still together? 198 00:12:48,503 --> 00:12:50,271 Because I love you. 199 00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,313 Come on. 200 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:08,355 ? Take me out tonight ? 201 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,391 ? Where there's music and there's people ? 202 00:13:10,424 --> 00:13:11,859 Good to see you! 203 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:15,896 ? And they're young and alive ? 204 00:13:17,031 --> 00:13:19,400 ? Driving in your car ? 205 00:13:19,433 --> 00:13:21,536 Oh, my God! 206 00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:24,471 Who are you?! 207 00:13:24,506 --> 00:13:25,906 I'll be me. 208 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,274 Why did you join the Army, 209 00:13:27,308 --> 00:13:29,343 you fucking idiot? 210 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,546 Hey, uh, war's stupid. 211 00:13:31,579 --> 00:13:34,481 Come here. Touch it, though. 212 00:13:40,454 --> 00:13:42,590 Do me some eyeliner. 213 00:13:44,058 --> 00:13:45,926 Alright. 214 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,897 You know what's stupid? 215 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,900 Is you going to London and leaving all of us behind, 216 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:56,036 This could be the last time we ever see each other. 217 00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:57,071 Shut up. 218 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:57,938 You guys suck. 219 00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:01,875 It's like you're breaking up the band. 220 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,377 They don't know, do they? 221 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,546 Know what? 222 00:14:04,579 --> 00:14:07,281 They don't know it's over. 223 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:08,550 What's over? 224 00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:10,918 The Smiths broke up. 225 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,052 - What? - What? 226 00:14:12,086 --> 00:14:13,420 - No. - No. 227 00:14:13,454 --> 00:14:15,122 You're telling me 228 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,592 I woke up hoping that everything might change for the better. 229 00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:22,029 Like, maybe today will be different, you know? 230 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:26,300 Then I got home, and I heard the news. 231 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,504 A strange fear. gripped me. 232 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:32,540 ? But then a strange fear gripped me ? 233 00:14:32,574 --> 00:14:35,610 ? And I just couldn't ask ? 234 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:43,618 ? Take me out tonight ? 235 00:14:43,651 --> 00:14:45,587 ? Oh, take me anywhere ? 236 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:50,157 ? I don't care, I don't care I don't care ? 237 00:14:51,726 --> 00:14:55,095 ? Driving in your car ? 238 00:14:55,129 --> 00:14:58,065 ? I never, never want to go home ? 239 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:01,669 ? Because I haven't got one, la-di-dum ? 240 00:15:01,703 --> 00:15:05,172 ? Oh, I haven't got one ? 241 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:08,576 ? Oh, oh ? 242 00:15:08,610 --> 00:15:13,414 ? And if a double-decker bus ? 243 00:15:13,447 --> 00:15:17,017 ? Crashes into us ? 244 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,486 ? To die by your side ? 245 00:15:19,521 --> 00:15:23,257 ? Is such a heavenly way to die ? 246 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:27,294 ? And if a 10-ton truck ? 247 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:31,298 ? Kills the both of us ? 248 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,635 ? To die by your side ? 249 00:15:33,668 --> 00:15:37,204 ? Well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine ? 250 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:41,475 ? Oh, there is a light and it never goes out ? 251 00:15:41,509 --> 00:15:43,177 Yo, it's a car full of faggots. 252 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,945 Fucking freaks. 253 00:15:45,446 --> 00:15:47,448 Your music sucks! 254 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,719 We see you again tonight, you're dead. 255 00:15:51,753 --> 00:15:54,121 Fuck you! 256 00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:58,660 Denver, so much to answer for. 257 00:15:58,693 --> 00:16:01,563 What is the most wonderful place 258 00:16:01,596 --> 00:16:05,199 to be able to be a bedridden, deaf mute? 259 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,569 As soon as I have enough money saved up, 260 00:16:07,602 --> 00:16:10,471 I'm going to move to Paris 261 00:16:10,505 --> 00:16:12,707 and live with Bruno on the East Bank. 262 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:15,543 Oh, you mean, the left bank. 263 00:16:15,577 --> 00:16:18,045 It'll be just like the film "Betty Blue," 264 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:21,281 except I won't go crazy in the end. 265 00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:22,349 Somebody stop her. 266 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,551 I think we heard this one before. 267 00:16:23,585 --> 00:16:24,586 Shut up. 268 00:16:24,619 --> 00:16:27,522 I think it's romantic. 269 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,593 Hey, Joe. 270 00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:33,595 Little Cleo, how are you doing? 271 00:16:33,628 --> 00:16:35,563 I'm a little sad tonight, actually. 272 00:16:35,597 --> 00:16:37,297 Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that. 273 00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,365 How can I help you? 274 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:41,301 I think you know. 275 00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:43,237 So young and so sad. 276 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:47,241 It's such a shame when you have such a pretty smile. 277 00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:50,444 Pretty girls make graves. 278 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,580 That's what the man says. 279 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,150 Good evening, metal heads. 280 00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:00,487 Full Metal Mickey here with you on KISS 101 FM, 281 00:17:00,522 --> 00:17:01,689 all the way through to the wee hours 282 00:17:01,723 --> 00:17:04,692 with my monthly metal marathon. 283 00:17:04,726 --> 00:17:09,129 Just me, you, and megawatts of metal! 284 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,497 Bang your heads, Denver. 285 00:17:17,605 --> 00:17:20,240 ? Screams break the silence ? 286 00:17:20,274 --> 00:17:24,077 ? Waking from the dead of night ? 287 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:27,080 ? Vengeance is boiling ? 288 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:30,618 ? Waking from the dead of night ? 289 00:17:30,652 --> 00:17:33,721 ? Vengeance is boiling ? 290 00:17:33,755 --> 00:17:37,324 ? He's returned to kill the light ? 291 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,293 Don't! Put your hands up! 292 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:42,362 Turn around, God damn it. 293 00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:44,464 Stop playing this shitty music. 294 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,300 Judas fucking Priest, what do you want? 295 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,802 Put your hands up. 296 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,506 ? Bark at the moon ? 297 00:18:03,551 --> 00:18:06,854 Do hope Brian Briggs will be here tonight 298 00:18:06,888 --> 00:18:09,691 Why Bi-Bri from Capitol Hill? 299 00:18:09,724 --> 00:18:12,292 The guy who wears tights and tuxedo jackets? 300 00:18:12,326 --> 00:18:14,161 That's the one. 301 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,831 Brian always knows where the best parties are. 302 00:18:16,864 --> 00:18:20,568 If he's not here in an hour, we'll split. 303 00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:30,110 Are you kidding me? 304 00:18:33,681 --> 00:18:36,651 - Who's that girl? - That look is so borderline? 305 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,655 I need to check my hair. 306 00:18:42,724 --> 00:18:44,491 Reagan cares more about UFOs 307 00:18:44,525 --> 00:18:45,860 - than he does about AIDS. - Totally. 308 00:18:45,893 --> 00:18:47,461 He's never even said the word. 309 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,596 I know about. 310 00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:50,197 - Hey, Sheila. - Hey, Babs. 311 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,365 Hey, Rita. 312 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:52,867 My brother is an act-up. 313 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:54,334 He's already been arrested five times, 314 00:18:54,368 --> 00:18:55,536 fighting for the cause. 315 00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:57,605 Now, that's a real American hero. 316 00:18:57,639 --> 00:18:59,607 Totally. Oliver North can suck it. 317 00:18:59,641 --> 00:19:01,676 So what are you guys doing tonight? 318 00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:03,711 We need to get Billy fucked up. 319 00:19:03,745 --> 00:19:05,613 - Ooh. - Come to Sandi's kegger. 320 00:19:05,647 --> 00:19:06,748 Her hot brother David will be there 321 00:19:06,781 --> 00:19:08,248 with a bunch of older guys. 322 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,449 Okay, he's such a meathead. 323 00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:11,284 Want some? It's viibryd. 324 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,788 Cut with no dose. My coke dealer got busted. 325 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,322 No, thanks. 326 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,491 Ain't nobody trying to hear Bon Jovi in here, man. 327 00:19:17,525 --> 00:19:18,760 You're not playing Bon Jovi. 328 00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:21,495 Trust me, you've got to hear this. 329 00:19:21,529 --> 00:19:24,599 Okay. 330 00:19:24,632 --> 00:19:26,466 I'd like to apologize 331 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,669 to my regular listeners, 332 00:19:27,702 --> 00:19:29,269 but there is, in fact, 333 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,471 a young man in the radio station 334 00:19:31,506 --> 00:19:32,674 pointing a gun. 335 00:19:32,707 --> 00:19:33,975 Hey, chill... chill out, man. 336 00:19:34,008 --> 00:19:36,511 Okay. Okay. 337 00:19:36,544 --> 00:19:38,746 So, um, for the rest of the night 338 00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:41,683 to commemorate the end... oh, God. 339 00:19:41,716 --> 00:19:44,552 Are you serious? 340 00:19:44,585 --> 00:19:49,957 To commemorate the end of the greatest band of our time, 341 00:19:49,991 --> 00:19:55,630 I will be bringing you the music of The Smiths. 342 00:19:55,663 --> 00:19:57,431 Don't touch that dial. 343 00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:58,766 All night. 344 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,535 Rest in peace. 345 00:20:00,568 --> 00:20:03,771 [The Smiths' "The Queen Is Dead" plays 346 00:20:09,677 --> 00:20:13,313 ? I don't bless them ? 347 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,616 ? Farewell ? 348 00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:18,786 ? To this land's cheerless marshes ? 349 00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:21,989 ? Hemmed in like a boar between archers ? 350 00:20:22,023 --> 00:20:24,391 ? Her very Lowness with her head in a sling ? 351 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:29,530 ? I'm truly sorry but it sounds like a wonderful thing ? 352 00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:35,837 ? I say Charles don't you ever crave ? 353 00:20:35,870 --> 00:20:39,306 ? To appear on the front of the "Daily Mail" ? 354 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:43,845 ? Dressed in your mother's bridal veil? ? 355 00:20:43,878 --> 00:20:46,881 I'll dance with you. 356 00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:52,720 And so I checked all the registered historical facts 357 00:20:52,754 --> 00:20:55,923 And I was shocked into shame to discover 358 00:20:55,957 --> 00:20:59,827 ? How I'm the 18th male descendent ? 359 00:20:59,861 --> 00:21:01,596 ? Of some old queen or other ? 360 00:21:01,629 --> 00:21:04,498 "The Queen Is Dead." 361 00:21:04,532 --> 00:21:05,867 You're dead, pal. 362 00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,367 - Hey, drop the bat. - Come on. 363 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,637 You got your stupid request on the air, okay? 364 00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:10,905 So pack up your pansy-ass records, 365 00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:12,640 and get the hell out of my radio station. 366 00:21:12,673 --> 00:21:14,509 Don't make me use this. I'll shoot, I swear. 367 00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:16,376 Yeah? I dare you. 368 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,746 Look at you. You're pathetic. 369 00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:20,915 Fuck you and fuck The Smiths! 370 00:21:27,088 --> 00:21:29,924 You just shot Gene Simmons in the face. 371 00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:36,363 That was low, man. 372 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,699 Play the B side. 373 00:21:46,507 --> 00:21:48,609 It's going to be a long night. 374 00:21:57,518 --> 00:22:00,822 Maybe he'll rock 'n' roll suicide himself live on air. 375 00:22:00,855 --> 00:22:02,590 I know who it is. 376 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:05,726 Who? 377 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,729 It's Dean from the record store. 378 00:22:08,763 --> 00:22:10,131 I was in there today. 379 00:22:10,164 --> 00:22:11,799 Stealing tapes? 380 00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:15,069 He was almost as upset about The Smiths breaking up 381 00:22:15,102 --> 00:22:16,571 as I was. 382 00:22:16,604 --> 00:22:18,005 And he had a gun, you know? 383 00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:22,510 Cute, clumsy, and shy. 384 00:22:22,543 --> 00:22:23,644 Doesn't seem the type. 385 00:22:23,678 --> 00:22:25,378 You think he's cute? 386 00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:28,381 What would you die for? 387 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:30,585 The love of a good woman. 388 00:22:30,618 --> 00:22:33,688 Come on. 389 00:22:33,721 --> 00:22:35,388 Where are you going? 390 00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:36,858 Girl talk. 391 00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:44,065 Are you really going to run away to Europe? 392 00:22:44,098 --> 00:22:45,166 I don't know. 393 00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:49,971 Are you and Patrick still pretending to be a couple? 394 00:22:50,004 --> 00:22:52,006 I do love him. 395 00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:53,774 Okay, but... 396 00:22:53,808 --> 00:22:55,475 You want your freedom. 397 00:22:56,911 --> 00:22:59,013 We had sex once. 398 00:22:59,046 --> 00:23:00,081 Once. 399 00:23:00,114 --> 00:23:02,415 And then he discovered The Smiths, 400 00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:05,119 and it was all no meat, no sex. 401 00:23:05,152 --> 00:23:08,556 And I get it. Morrissey's celibate. 402 00:23:08,589 --> 00:23:12,526 But God damn it, I'm horny. 403 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:16,463 Do you remember the day we met Cleo? 404 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,733 I take it you are referring to the glorious summer 405 00:23:18,766 --> 00:23:22,003 after freshman year when we all worked at Safeway. 406 00:23:22,036 --> 00:23:24,939 She weighed her tits on that vegetable scale. 407 00:23:26,674 --> 00:23:27,842 Priceless. 408 00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:31,545 Do you ever wonder...? 409 00:23:31,579 --> 00:23:34,181 Wonder what? 410 00:23:34,215 --> 00:23:36,918 What that would be like? 411 00:23:36,951 --> 00:23:39,086 Are you serious? 412 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,956 No, no, of course not. 413 00:23:43,557 --> 00:23:44,926 I do miss that job, though. 414 00:23:44,959 --> 00:23:49,530 The life of a bag boy was just so simple. 415 00:23:49,563 --> 00:23:52,465 It's so old fashioned to work. 416 00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:55,102 I'd much rather lounge about the house all day 417 00:23:55,136 --> 00:23:57,538 looking fascinating. 418 00:23:57,571 --> 00:24:00,608 See, this is why I want to introduce him to Brian Briggs. 419 00:24:00,641 --> 00:24:04,211 He's totally been with girls and guys. 420 00:24:04,245 --> 00:24:05,980 But why? 421 00:24:06,013 --> 00:24:07,782 Before he flies away to London, 422 00:24:07,815 --> 00:24:10,151 he needs to spread his wings a little. 423 00:24:10,184 --> 00:24:11,585 Really? 424 00:24:11,619 --> 00:24:14,188 Well, then so do I. 425 00:24:14,221 --> 00:24:16,557 ? I wanna go home ? 426 00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:20,061 ? I don't want to stay ? 427 00:24:20,695 --> 00:24:22,697 Side one. 428 00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:28,169 "This Charming Man"? 429 00:24:28,202 --> 00:24:29,804 What, are you kidding me? 430 00:24:29,837 --> 00:24:33,708 Who the hell writes a song called "This Charming Man"? 431 00:24:33,741 --> 00:24:35,609 God, I hate The Smiths. 432 00:24:35,643 --> 00:24:37,812 This depressive haircut bullshit. 433 00:24:37,845 --> 00:24:40,614 - Just play it. - Alright, I am. 434 00:24:44,118 --> 00:24:52,860 ? Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate ? 435 00:24:52,893 --> 00:24:55,997 ? Will Nature make a man of me yet? ? 436 00:24:56,030 --> 00:24:57,131 Who's the guitar player? 437 00:24:57,164 --> 00:24:58,566 Johnny fucking Marr. 438 00:24:58,599 --> 00:25:00,668 Oh, and he plays harmonica. 439 00:25:02,236 --> 00:25:03,637 Fuck, man. 440 00:25:03,671 --> 00:25:05,906 "Bicycles and desolate hillsides"? 441 00:25:05,940 --> 00:25:07,575 I was going to drop the new Kiss album. 442 00:25:07,608 --> 00:25:08,609 Have you heard it yet, dude? 443 00:25:08,642 --> 00:25:09,944 Of course I've heard it. 444 00:25:09,977 --> 00:25:11,912 It's cheesy. You're cheesy. 445 00:25:11,946 --> 00:25:14,648 This station vomits Cheez Whiz all over Denver. 446 00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:17,618 Alright. Alright, pipe down. 447 00:25:17,651 --> 00:25:19,920 But if you are going to shoot me, 448 00:25:19,954 --> 00:25:22,089 please let me die on air, so the people at Denver 449 00:25:22,123 --> 00:25:24,091 can hear my brain splatter against the wall, 450 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:26,727 because at least that would be rock 'n' roll. 451 00:25:26,761 --> 00:25:28,996 Just don't do anything stupid, okay? 452 00:25:29,030 --> 00:25:31,632 You mean like play The Smiths on metal marathon? 453 00:25:37,605 --> 00:25:39,040 This is the Denver police. 454 00:25:39,073 --> 00:25:40,574 We've gotten calls. 455 00:25:40,608 --> 00:25:42,009 Everything alright up there? 456 00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:43,344 Get rid of him. 457 00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:44,845 Or what? 458 00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:48,182 Alright. 459 00:25:53,287 --> 00:25:54,789 Good evening, officer. 460 00:25:54,822 --> 00:25:56,123 It's a nice night, isn't it? 461 00:25:56,157 --> 00:25:57,825 It sure is. 462 00:25:57,858 --> 00:26:00,227 You alright up there? We've gotten reports. 463 00:26:00,261 --> 00:26:04,265 Oh, right, about the, uh... the deranged hijacker 464 00:26:04,298 --> 00:26:05,766 waving a gun around, 465 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,601 forcing me to play British records 466 00:26:07,635 --> 00:26:10,237 about dead queens and bicycles. 467 00:26:10,271 --> 00:26:11,705 What? 468 00:26:11,739 --> 00:26:13,808 Oh, nothing. Nothing. Everything's fine. 469 00:26:13,841 --> 00:26:16,377 How about a request for your trouble, sir? 470 00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:19,046 Uh, Elvis? 471 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,981 I'll see what I can do. 472 00:26:24,985 --> 00:26:27,021 - Are you nuts? - What? 473 00:26:27,054 --> 00:26:30,224 It's the Denver Police Department we're talking about. 474 00:26:30,257 --> 00:26:32,226 Come on, what's next? 475 00:26:32,259 --> 00:26:33,661 We got time for a few more 476 00:26:33,694 --> 00:26:35,029 before he calls in the National Guard. 477 00:26:35,062 --> 00:26:37,731 Unless, of course, you want to blow your brains out. 478 00:26:37,765 --> 00:26:39,333 Personally, if I had nothing but The Smiths 479 00:26:39,366 --> 00:26:40,401 to listen to all day... 480 00:26:40,434 --> 00:26:41,869 Play the first track. 481 00:26:44,438 --> 00:26:47,141 Why are you doing this to me? 482 00:26:47,174 --> 00:26:49,210 The Smiths broke up. 483 00:26:49,243 --> 00:26:51,879 You should consider a candlelight vigil, 484 00:26:51,912 --> 00:26:55,116 something slightly less illegal. 485 00:26:55,149 --> 00:26:58,886 It called for a more dramatic gesture. 486 00:26:58,919 --> 00:27:01,856 Yeah, well, if the Denver suicide rate spikes overnight, 487 00:27:01,889 --> 00:27:03,757 it's on your head, not mine. 488 00:27:04,391 --> 00:27:06,694 I tried that once. 489 00:27:06,727 --> 00:27:10,364 Tried what? 490 00:27:10,397 --> 00:27:11,699 Suicide? 491 00:27:11,732 --> 00:27:14,235 Are you serious? 492 00:27:14,268 --> 00:27:16,770 It didn't work, obviously. 493 00:27:16,804 --> 00:27:19,773 Not that it would have made much of a difference. 494 00:27:20,908 --> 00:27:24,078 I do wonder what's really left to live for these days. 495 00:27:28,749 --> 00:27:30,818 How about good music? 496 00:27:34,722 --> 00:27:38,125 ? Panic on the streets of London ? 497 00:27:38,159 --> 00:27:39,727 ? Panic on the streets of Birmingham ? 498 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:40,895 In a live capacity, 499 00:27:40,928 --> 00:27:43,964 the audience seems to be very celebratory, 500 00:27:43,998 --> 00:27:46,867 almost violent, very, very wild, 501 00:27:46,901 --> 00:27:49,103 which I'm quite happy about. 502 00:27:49,136 --> 00:27:52,439 ? The Leeds side-streets that you slip down ? 503 00:27:52,473 --> 00:27:53,841 ? I wonder to myself ? 504 00:27:53,874 --> 00:27:55,876 I think people don't really have 505 00:27:55,910 --> 00:27:57,311 many opportunities in life 506 00:27:57,344 --> 00:28:00,781 to let themselves go slightly and express themselves 507 00:28:00,814 --> 00:28:02,283 and to step out of themselves, and so on, 508 00:28:02,316 --> 00:28:04,852 and be a little insane. 509 00:28:11,492 --> 00:28:15,262 ? Burn down the disco ? 510 00:28:15,296 --> 00:28:18,098 ? Hang the blessed DJ ? 511 00:28:18,132 --> 00:28:21,869 ? Because the music that they constantly play ? 512 00:28:21,902 --> 00:28:25,940 ? It says nothing to me about my life ? 513 00:28:25,973 --> 00:28:29,109 ? Hang the blessed DJ ? 514 00:28:29,143 --> 00:28:32,880 ? Because the music they constantly play ? 515 00:28:32,913 --> 00:28:36,884 ? On the Leeds side-streets that you slip down ? 516 00:28:36,917 --> 00:28:40,154 ? Provincial towns you jog 'round ? 517 00:28:40,187 --> 00:28:44,058 ? Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ? 518 00:28:44,091 --> 00:28:47,895 ? Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ? 519 00:28:47,928 --> 00:28:51,031 ? Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ? 520 00:28:51,065 --> 00:28:54,802 ? Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ? 521 00:28:54,835 --> 00:28:58,272 ? Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ? 522 00:28:58,305 --> 00:29:02,276 ? Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ? 523 00:29:02,309 --> 00:29:05,879 ? Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ? 524 00:29:05,913 --> 00:29:09,049 ? Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ? 525 00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:12,920 ? Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ? 526 00:29:12,953 --> 00:29:14,989 ? Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ? 527 00:29:15,022 --> 00:29:17,424 It's fucking "Metal Guru" by T.Rex. 528 00:29:17,458 --> 00:29:21,128 Talent borrows. Genius steals. 529 00:29:21,161 --> 00:29:22,930 Oh, "hang the DJ"? 530 00:29:22,963 --> 00:29:24,231 Please tell me you brought rope. 531 00:29:24,265 --> 00:29:28,235 He's just protesting the vapidity of the music 532 00:29:28,269 --> 00:29:29,470 that stations like this 533 00:29:29,504 --> 00:29:32,139 cram down our throats day and night... 534 00:29:32,172 --> 00:29:34,008 hair bands, boy bands, 535 00:29:34,041 --> 00:29:36,977 endless loops of moldy old classics, 536 00:29:37,011 --> 00:29:41,282 pre-processed pop, Wham!, Whitney, White Snake. 537 00:29:41,315 --> 00:29:43,384 Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy boy. Leave Whitney out of this. 538 00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:44,985 It's all the same. 539 00:29:45,019 --> 00:29:46,554 - But it isn't. - Isn't it? 540 00:29:46,588 --> 00:29:48,523 What's the message? Dance party. 541 00:29:48,556 --> 00:29:50,124 Have fun. Get laid. 542 00:29:50,157 --> 00:29:52,527 - Sounds good to me. - It's not reality. 543 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,395 Reality sucks. 544 00:29:54,428 --> 00:29:56,864 Music is an escape. 545 00:29:56,897 --> 00:29:59,900 This music is salvation. 546 00:30:02,303 --> 00:30:04,471 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned, 547 00:30:04,506 --> 00:30:07,408 I've let the record run out. 548 00:30:07,441 --> 00:30:09,109 Alright, maestro, what's next? 549 00:30:10,878 --> 00:30:12,346 You pick. 550 00:30:12,379 --> 00:30:14,114 Oh, DJ's choice? 551 00:30:14,148 --> 00:30:16,417 How novel. 552 00:30:16,450 --> 00:30:18,218 Alright. 553 00:30:18,252 --> 00:30:20,154 This one's for you, kid. 554 00:30:22,557 --> 00:30:25,025 He may not be sweet, he may not be tender, 555 00:30:25,059 --> 00:30:26,894 but he is certainly a hooligan. 556 00:30:26,927 --> 00:30:28,563 - Play the song. - Gods of Metal, forgive me, 557 00:30:28,596 --> 00:30:31,265 it's another one by The Smiths. 558 00:30:41,108 --> 00:30:43,043 Hand it over. 559 00:30:47,381 --> 00:30:49,917 Ooh. 560 00:30:51,018 --> 00:30:54,288 I look supernaturally ugly. 561 00:30:54,321 --> 00:30:56,591 You're beautiful. 562 00:30:56,624 --> 00:30:58,926 Why so obsessed with gloom? 563 00:31:02,329 --> 00:31:07,167 So what the hell are we going to do tonight? 564 00:31:07,201 --> 00:31:09,036 Sandi Goodrich is having a kegger. 565 00:31:09,069 --> 00:31:13,440 Oh, a suburban Denver kegger sounds dreadfully unfashionable. 566 00:31:13,474 --> 00:31:16,443 Oh, maybe your bisexual boyfriend Brian 567 00:31:16,477 --> 00:31:18,278 will make an appearance. 568 00:31:18,312 --> 00:31:22,149 Well, I suppose it's either that or stare at broken lightbulbs. 569 00:31:22,182 --> 00:31:26,453 I don't know how you can stand going to community college here. 570 00:31:26,487 --> 00:31:30,023 I had to get out of this humdrum town. 571 00:31:30,057 --> 00:31:32,025 Yeah, you think you can catch me? 572 00:31:32,059 --> 00:31:34,027 It's not like I don't have ambition. 573 00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:37,164 I just thought everything would be different for me. 574 00:31:37,197 --> 00:31:42,570 It's those obstacles that only you can see for yourself 575 00:31:42,604 --> 00:31:47,141 and the horrible burden of time... 576 00:31:49,476 --> 00:31:52,045 ...crushing me. 577 00:31:52,079 --> 00:31:56,116 ? Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera ? 578 00:31:56,150 --> 00:31:58,686 ? In the midst of life we are in debt ? 579 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,121 ? Et cetera ? 580 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,362 This is Orson Welles. 581 00:32:08,395 --> 00:32:12,132 And you've been listening to "War of the Worlds." 582 00:32:12,166 --> 00:32:13,434 Just kidding, Denver. 583 00:32:13,467 --> 00:32:14,702 It's Full Metal Mickey. 584 00:32:14,736 --> 00:32:17,171 Or should I say Mad Manchester Mickey. 585 00:32:17,204 --> 00:32:19,273 Broadcasting to you live from the funeral pyre. 586 00:32:19,306 --> 00:32:20,441 That's right, people. 587 00:32:20,474 --> 00:32:22,042 The Smiths have gone up in flames, 588 00:32:22,075 --> 00:32:24,311 and we are burning it down one song at a time... 589 00:32:24,344 --> 00:32:26,146 at gunpoint. 590 00:32:26,180 --> 00:32:27,715 But my sweet and tender vinyl terrorist 591 00:32:27,749 --> 00:32:29,651 has agreed to allow me to open up the phone lines. 592 00:32:29,684 --> 00:32:31,686 So I'm going to be taking a few special callers 593 00:32:31,719 --> 00:32:33,320 every hour at the top of the hour. 594 00:32:33,353 --> 00:32:35,623 Starting with you, caller. You're on the air. 595 00:32:35,657 --> 00:32:38,058 Yo, Mickey, The Smiths suck. 596 00:32:38,091 --> 00:32:39,493 No one wants to hear this crap. 597 00:32:39,527 --> 00:32:41,495 You're totally bumming out our Friday night. 598 00:32:41,529 --> 00:32:43,163 Play some Dokken. 599 00:32:43,197 --> 00:32:44,164 Dokken rules! 600 00:32:44,198 --> 00:32:45,432 Yes, they do. 601 00:32:45,466 --> 00:32:47,034 Metal heads 1, Smiths nil. 602 00:32:47,067 --> 00:32:48,636 560, KISS, you're on the air. 603 00:32:48,670 --> 00:32:49,771 Caller, who am I speaking with? 604 00:32:49,804 --> 00:32:51,405 This is Sandi from Arvada. 605 00:32:51,438 --> 00:32:53,508 And I just want to say that we are having a party, 606 00:32:53,541 --> 00:32:54,676 and we are all listening 607 00:32:54,709 --> 00:32:56,310 and we are going to keep on listening 608 00:32:56,343 --> 00:32:58,378 because The Smiths are the greatest band in the world, 609 00:32:58,412 --> 00:33:00,748 and it's about time that we heard our music on the radio. 610 00:33:00,782 --> 00:33:03,685 Hey, guys, Sandi's on the radio. 611 00:33:03,718 --> 00:33:05,319 Sandi, I dream of Dokken. 612 00:33:05,352 --> 00:33:06,621 But wouldn't you know it? 613 00:33:06,654 --> 00:33:09,791 Up next, another one of your songs. 614 00:33:11,726 --> 00:33:13,427 They're listening, 615 00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:14,762 Really listening. 616 00:33:14,796 --> 00:33:17,699 ? The rain falls hard on a humdrum town ? 617 00:33:17,732 --> 00:33:20,702 ? This town has dragged you down ? 618 00:33:20,735 --> 00:33:25,507 ? Oh the rain falls hard on a humdrum town ? 619 00:33:25,540 --> 00:33:30,512 ? This town has dragged you down ? 620 00:33:31,713 --> 00:33:35,717 ? And everybody's got to live their life ? 621 00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:38,686 ? And God knows I've got to live mine ? 622 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:46,528 ? God knows I've got to live mine ? 623 00:33:57,839 --> 00:34:05,345 ? William, William it was really nothing ? 624 00:34:05,379 --> 00:34:13,320 ? William, William it was really nothing ? 625 00:34:13,353 --> 00:34:16,089 You didn't tell me Sandi's brother was home. 626 00:34:17,892 --> 00:34:19,527 There's gonna be jocks at this party. 627 00:34:19,561 --> 00:34:22,362 We're not in high school anymore. 628 00:34:22,396 --> 00:34:24,164 Who cares? 629 00:34:24,197 --> 00:34:26,433 I prefer to say with my own kind. 630 00:34:26,466 --> 00:34:31,104 Look. It's a total freak party. 631 00:34:31,138 --> 00:34:32,607 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 632 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,609 Come on. 633 00:34:34,642 --> 00:34:38,245 This night will open our eyes. 634 00:34:47,254 --> 00:34:51,224 Look as bored as humanly possible. 635 00:34:51,258 --> 00:34:52,827 Untied tie? 636 00:34:52,860 --> 00:34:55,228 Great look. 637 00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:57,431 Did you hear me on the radio today? 638 00:34:57,464 --> 00:34:58,733 I think I should have my own show. 639 00:34:58,766 --> 00:35:02,269 You know, I was thinking a Duran Duran marathon. 640 00:35:02,302 --> 00:35:04,606 I'm sure there are worse groups than Duran Duran. 641 00:35:04,639 --> 00:35:06,741 No, please, honey, if Duran Duran broke up, 642 00:35:06,774 --> 00:35:10,444 I would... I would set myself on fire. 643 00:35:10,477 --> 00:35:12,479 Come on. 644 00:35:26,694 --> 00:35:29,764 ? Unruly boys who will not grow up ? 645 00:35:29,797 --> 00:35:33,400 ? Must be taken in hand ? 646 00:35:33,968 --> 00:35:37,639 ? Unruly girls who will not settle down ? 647 00:35:37,672 --> 00:35:42,543 I don't know why you're going to college. 648 00:35:42,577 --> 00:35:46,313 Drop out. 649 00:35:46,346 --> 00:35:51,351 Let's travel abroad together, live a little. 650 00:35:51,385 --> 00:35:52,720 To Paris? 651 00:35:52,754 --> 00:35:56,624 But what about Bruno? 652 00:35:56,658 --> 00:35:59,359 Wouldn't I cramp your style? 653 00:35:59,393 --> 00:36:01,261 Hi, Billy. 654 00:36:01,294 --> 00:36:02,697 Hi, Siouxsie. 655 00:36:02,730 --> 00:36:05,465 You know, you still put something in my heart. 656 00:36:05,499 --> 00:36:07,200 That joke isn't funny anymore. 657 00:36:07,234 --> 00:36:10,505 Come on, Billy, I know you're still spellbound. 658 00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:14,742 Siouxsie Chu and you? 659 00:36:14,776 --> 00:36:17,578 One month. Last summer. 660 00:36:17,612 --> 00:36:19,614 All she wanted to do was watch "Liquid Sky" 661 00:36:19,647 --> 00:36:20,982 and listen to Bauhaus in the dark 662 00:36:21,015 --> 00:36:22,116 while she bit my neck. 663 00:36:22,150 --> 00:36:26,854 ? Who will not settle down must be taken in hand ? 664 00:36:26,888 --> 00:36:29,456 They all look dead from the neck up. 665 00:36:29,489 --> 00:36:33,661 What are you kidding? Sandi's family is perfect. 666 00:36:33,695 --> 00:36:38,231 Nobody's family is perfect. 667 00:36:38,265 --> 00:36:43,771 I bet you if you look into her medicine cabinet, 668 00:36:43,805 --> 00:36:48,543 she's hooked on diet pills, just like my mom. 669 00:36:59,486 --> 00:37:02,557 ? You're the one hat's left in the dark ? 670 00:37:02,590 --> 00:37:04,424 Hey, Sheila. 671 00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:06,027 Hey, David. 672 00:37:06,060 --> 00:37:09,764 Crazy Cleo and the brothers gay. 673 00:37:09,797 --> 00:37:12,700 Hey, man, can I borrow some eyeliner? 674 00:37:12,734 --> 00:37:13,768 I might need a touch up. 675 00:37:13,801 --> 00:37:15,002 I'll give you a touch up. 676 00:37:15,036 --> 00:37:16,671 Dude, these are my sister's friends, man. 677 00:37:16,704 --> 00:37:19,473 Just chill out. 678 00:37:19,507 --> 00:37:21,008 I'm just fucking with you, dude. 679 00:37:21,042 --> 00:37:23,544 Cool? 680 00:37:23,845 --> 00:37:26,814 ? Don't give up We'll be alright ? 681 00:37:26,848 --> 00:37:32,620 What's not cool is the shitty music. 682 00:37:35,523 --> 00:37:37,357 Yuck. 683 00:37:37,390 --> 00:37:40,061 Bon Jovi. 684 00:37:40,094 --> 00:37:42,395 Boston. 685 00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:44,565 Bryan Adams? 686 00:37:44,599 --> 00:37:46,366 Michael fucking Bolton? 687 00:37:46,399 --> 00:37:49,036 Oh, come on, he's playing Red Rocks next weekend. 688 00:37:49,070 --> 00:37:50,772 Yeah? 689 00:37:50,805 --> 00:37:52,807 Got an extra ticket. 690 00:37:53,541 --> 00:37:57,011 I'd rather go to my own funeral. 691 00:37:59,113 --> 00:38:00,882 Let's see. 692 00:38:04,585 --> 00:38:06,521 ? Every day you must say ? 693 00:38:06,554 --> 00:38:07,989 You're welcome. 694 00:38:08,022 --> 00:38:12,627 ? So how do I feel about my life? ? 695 00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:15,395 ? Anything is hard to find ? 696 00:38:15,428 --> 00:38:16,831 ? When you will not open your eyes ? 697 00:38:16,864 --> 00:38:18,966 I am wicked sorry about these guys. 698 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,368 I'll sing you song. I won't take long. 699 00:38:21,401 --> 00:38:23,370 ? All jocks are assholes ? 700 00:38:23,403 --> 00:38:26,908 Well, some of us aren't so bad. 701 00:38:26,941 --> 00:38:29,644 I dig this new look, though. It's good. 702 00:38:29,677 --> 00:38:32,079 Well, it's not, like, too Madonna, is it? 703 00:38:32,113 --> 00:38:33,548 I mean, I like her and all, 704 00:38:33,581 --> 00:38:35,650 but I'm not into that boy-toy bullshit. 705 00:38:35,683 --> 00:38:38,052 No, no, no. It's good. 706 00:38:38,085 --> 00:38:40,521 You look good. 707 00:38:40,555 --> 00:38:42,389 You guys want another round, or...? 708 00:38:42,422 --> 00:38:43,658 Mm. 709 00:38:43,691 --> 00:38:45,893 - No, we're good. - Well, I need another. 710 00:38:45,927 --> 00:38:48,529 After you. 711 00:38:48,563 --> 00:38:51,331 Cheer up, Paddy. It's a party. 712 00:39:01,542 --> 00:39:04,145 What the hell does she see in him? 713 00:39:04,178 --> 00:39:09,083 Maybe you should give her what she's asking for. 714 00:39:10,685 --> 00:39:12,653 I hate sex. 715 00:39:18,659 --> 00:39:20,962 The smoke gets in my brain. 716 00:39:29,837 --> 00:39:32,707 Johnny plays the mandolin. 717 00:39:32,740 --> 00:39:34,609 What's up with the hearing aid? 718 00:39:34,642 --> 00:39:37,845 Maybe he's trying to tell you to listen up. 719 00:39:37,879 --> 00:39:40,615 Open your ears and your mind. 720 00:39:40,648 --> 00:39:44,484 This is not an ordinary rock song. 721 00:39:44,518 --> 00:39:45,820 Why don't you open your ears, man? 722 00:39:45,853 --> 00:39:46,988 What American city? 723 00:39:47,021 --> 00:39:49,657 You're so obsessed with Morrissey and the mopey mopes 724 00:39:49,690 --> 00:39:51,993 that you can't hear what's good about other kinds of music. 725 00:39:54,095 --> 00:39:54,762 What are you doing? 726 00:39:54,795 --> 00:39:56,931 Okay, ease up there, Rebel Yell. 727 00:39:56,964 --> 00:39:58,966 All this talk of mind opening just reminded me 728 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,702 I've got some pretty killer Columbian red 729 00:40:01,736 --> 00:40:04,639 in my Kiss lunchbox. 730 00:40:16,918 --> 00:40:19,654 Come on, man, put the gun down. 731 00:40:19,687 --> 00:40:21,622 Smoke some drugs with me. 732 00:40:26,227 --> 00:40:28,963 Yeah, buddy. 733 00:40:40,675 --> 00:40:44,979 Now, if you don't mind my asking, 734 00:40:45,012 --> 00:40:47,615 what could be so bad that you'd want to end it all 735 00:40:47,648 --> 00:40:50,518 before you even graduated high school? 736 00:40:50,551 --> 00:40:53,187 My life sucked. 737 00:40:53,220 --> 00:40:56,958 No one knew me, and yet everyone gave me shit. 738 00:40:56,991 --> 00:40:59,026 Even the nerds. 739 00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:03,164 And the girl I thought I liked. 740 00:41:03,197 --> 00:41:05,166 So I found a razor blade. 741 00:41:08,102 --> 00:41:11,906 I'll never forget, though, my first day back at work, 742 00:41:11,939 --> 00:41:15,743 we got this new import in. 743 00:41:15,776 --> 00:41:17,044 I had never heard of them before. 744 00:41:17,078 --> 00:41:21,849 I just listened to it over and over again. 745 00:41:21,882 --> 00:41:23,985 It's like nothing I'd ever heard. 746 00:41:24,018 --> 00:41:27,088 Martyrdom and meaningless death, 747 00:41:27,121 --> 00:41:31,592 guilt and heroism, sex and celibacy, 748 00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:35,863 catharsis and deceit. 749 00:41:37,131 --> 00:41:42,236 All the horrors you have to face up to. 750 00:41:42,269 --> 00:41:45,006 I owe them everything. 751 00:41:45,773 --> 00:41:47,274 They saved my life. 752 00:41:47,308 --> 00:41:50,878 Well, in the end, man, they're just a band. 753 00:41:50,911 --> 00:41:52,680 They break up all the time. 754 00:41:52,713 --> 00:41:55,149 But they are the only band that matters. 755 00:41:55,182 --> 00:41:58,919 Clearly never listened to Twisted fucking Sister. 756 00:42:08,329 --> 00:42:11,065 You know, dude, 757 00:42:11,098 --> 00:42:13,601 one day your heroes are going to grow old, 758 00:42:13,634 --> 00:42:15,970 and they're going to change. 759 00:42:16,003 --> 00:42:18,239 And they're going to put out shitty music. 760 00:42:18,272 --> 00:42:22,209 And they're going to say stupid things that betray the past. 761 00:42:22,243 --> 00:42:25,046 In the end, they will only disappoint you. 762 00:42:25,079 --> 00:42:26,714 Jesus. 763 00:42:26,747 --> 00:42:29,950 Are you sure you're not a Smiths fan? 764 00:42:29,984 --> 00:42:34,688 I know "It's Over" is next, but it is far from being so. 765 00:42:34,722 --> 00:42:36,690 But don't despair, Denver. 766 00:42:36,724 --> 00:42:41,062 Relax, have a smoke, have a toke, 767 00:42:41,095 --> 00:42:44,965 You might find it actually starts to grow on you. 768 00:42:44,999 --> 00:42:47,701 You know? 769 00:42:47,735 --> 00:42:51,772 ? Oh Mother, I can feel ? 770 00:42:51,806 --> 00:42:56,944 ? The soil falling over my head ? 771 00:42:56,977 --> 00:42:58,746 Where are you taking me? 772 00:42:58,779 --> 00:43:01,982 I stole a joint from one of those jocks. 773 00:43:14,695 --> 00:43:17,665 You know, I could have kicked that guy's ass. 774 00:43:17,698 --> 00:43:19,800 Why'd you stop me? 775 00:43:19,834 --> 00:43:25,606 It was enough that you tried to defend my honor. 776 00:43:36,317 --> 00:43:38,419 You want to know something? 777 00:43:38,452 --> 00:43:39,854 What? 778 00:43:39,887 --> 00:43:43,124 I fucking hate Molly Ringwald. 779 00:43:43,157 --> 00:43:46,327 - Huh? - Not her as a person, 780 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,696 but, like, in "Pretty in Pink," 781 00:43:48,729 --> 00:43:50,865 what was that about, really? 782 00:43:52,032 --> 00:43:59,707 She's so worried about being liked by this preppy asshole. 783 00:43:59,740 --> 00:44:04,111 She's got a cool job and awesome clothes. 784 00:44:04,145 --> 00:44:08,149 And it's some big deal 785 00:44:08,182 --> 00:44:12,153 for someone normal to like her and go to prom. 786 00:44:15,122 --> 00:44:21,829 Her cool best friend is in love with her, 787 00:44:21,862 --> 00:44:26,300 and she's kind of a bitch about it. 788 00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:29,370 is that supposed to be our lives? 789 00:44:29,403 --> 00:44:31,372 Soundtrack is killer. 790 00:44:31,405 --> 00:44:33,107 They have no idea. 791 00:44:33,140 --> 00:44:38,012 That freckled freak should try living with my mother 792 00:44:38,045 --> 00:44:43,150 and the losers she brings home. 793 00:44:45,019 --> 00:44:49,256 I'd leap in front of a flying bullet for you. 794 00:44:51,158 --> 00:44:53,194 I know. 795 00:44:59,366 --> 00:45:05,005 We tried. We failed. 796 00:45:05,039 --> 00:45:08,510 We're much better off as friends. 797 00:45:08,543 --> 00:45:11,145 I'm just a joke to you. 798 00:45:11,912 --> 00:45:15,816 I know there's no French boyfriend waiting for you. 799 00:45:15,849 --> 00:45:19,119 I'm real and I'm right here. 800 00:45:19,153 --> 00:45:20,988 You don't care. 801 00:45:21,021 --> 00:45:23,891 After tonight, we might not see each other again. 802 00:45:23,924 --> 00:45:27,461 You think you're so much better than everybody else here, 803 00:45:27,494 --> 00:45:29,763 but really, you are going nowhere fast, 804 00:45:29,797 --> 00:45:31,332 just like the rest of the losers in this. 805 00:45:31,365 --> 00:45:34,301 I'm going somewhere. Okay? 806 00:45:34,335 --> 00:45:37,104 I might even leave tonight. 807 00:45:37,137 --> 00:45:39,273 Right, Right. 808 00:45:39,306 --> 00:45:41,141 God, you're such a poser. 809 00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:48,449 ? Love is natural and real ? 810 00:45:48,482 --> 00:45:50,217 Cleo! 811 00:45:50,251 --> 00:45:51,452 Damn it! 812 00:45:51,485 --> 00:45:54,188 ? But not for such as you and I ? 813 00:45:54,221 --> 00:45:56,390 ? My love ? 814 00:45:56,423 --> 00:46:00,894 ? Oh Mother, I can feel ? 815 00:46:00,928 --> 00:46:06,834 ? The soil falling over my head ? 816 00:46:06,867 --> 00:46:10,404 ? Oh, oh, oh-oh ? 817 00:46:10,437 --> 00:46:13,173 ? Mother, I can feel ? 818 00:46:13,207 --> 00:46:19,581 ? The soil falling over my head ? 819 00:46:19,614 --> 00:46:23,083 ? Oh, oh, oh-oh ? 820 00:46:23,117 --> 00:46:26,020 ? Mother ? 821 00:46:26,053 --> 00:46:27,421 Oh. 822 00:46:27,454 --> 00:46:29,056 Oh, yeah. 823 00:46:29,089 --> 00:46:30,791 Oh, fuck. 824 00:46:34,061 --> 00:46:35,563 Patrick! 825 00:46:38,465 --> 00:46:40,968 Uh... 826 00:46:51,178 --> 00:46:54,381 The true mystery of the world is the visible, 827 00:46:54,415 --> 00:46:58,319 not the invisible. 828 00:46:58,352 --> 00:47:00,454 Oscar Wilde said that. 829 00:47:03,525 --> 00:47:04,925 Does this look like someone 830 00:47:04,958 --> 00:47:07,127 who should be joining the armed forces? 831 00:47:11,432 --> 00:47:14,101 Sometimes I feel like my insides and my outsides 832 00:47:14,134 --> 00:47:17,639 don't match, you know? 833 00:47:17,672 --> 00:47:20,908 Like, am I in love with Cleo, 834 00:47:20,941 --> 00:47:22,544 or do I want to be her? 835 00:47:22,577 --> 00:47:24,512 Am I a man or a woman? 836 00:47:24,546 --> 00:47:27,881 Am I alive or dead? 837 00:47:27,915 --> 00:47:29,551 I look in the mirror sometimes, 838 00:47:29,584 --> 00:47:34,088 and I don't know who I'm looking at. 839 00:47:34,121 --> 00:47:36,457 You ever do that? 840 00:47:40,361 --> 00:47:41,629 When I was 14, 841 00:47:41,663 --> 00:47:44,098 I took down all the mirrors in our house. 842 00:47:46,701 --> 00:47:50,904 If I look long enough. I disappear. 843 00:47:53,340 --> 00:47:57,077 I can't believe the Army is letting in such a headcase. 844 00:47:58,112 --> 00:48:01,048 But part of me wants to do it, you know, 845 00:48:01,081 --> 00:48:06,053 maybe... maybe just to please my dad, I guess. 846 00:48:06,554 --> 00:48:09,356 But then another part of me just wants to smoke joints, 847 00:48:09,390 --> 00:48:11,458 hang out, have friendly wanks 848 00:48:11,492 --> 00:48:15,028 with big, lusty, busty pink balloons. 849 00:48:20,334 --> 00:48:21,636 Oh. 850 00:48:21,669 --> 00:48:24,171 Am I 2 people or 100? 851 00:48:24,204 --> 00:48:28,208 I've only ever known one of you. 852 00:48:28,242 --> 00:48:31,713 Wow, I am impressed. 853 00:48:31,746 --> 00:48:34,481 You didn't think I was cool, did you? 854 00:48:34,516 --> 00:48:36,651 No. 855 00:48:36,684 --> 00:48:39,119 The senior class trip to London, 856 00:48:39,153 --> 00:48:41,288 we get invited to this really cool party. 857 00:48:41,321 --> 00:48:42,557 We get super drunk 858 00:48:42,590 --> 00:48:45,426 and steal it right off the guy's wall. 859 00:48:45,459 --> 00:48:47,027 Him and his friends were so pissed, 860 00:48:47,060 --> 00:48:48,429 they chased us all around Piccadilly, 861 00:48:48,462 --> 00:48:53,668 but we jumped into a cab and escaped. 862 00:48:54,468 --> 00:48:56,103 Hey. 863 00:48:57,639 --> 00:48:59,674 Revenge. Go on. 864 00:48:59,707 --> 00:49:03,210 Make the worst face ever. 865 00:49:07,147 --> 00:49:09,717 Oh, classic. 866 00:49:13,220 --> 00:49:16,123 I'm sick, I'm dull, I'm plain. 867 00:49:16,156 --> 00:49:18,025 Hey, hey. 868 00:49:22,095 --> 00:49:25,499 I'm not the man you think I am. 869 00:49:25,533 --> 00:49:28,570 Shut up and make a face. 870 00:49:28,603 --> 00:49:31,438 Do you even like The Smiths? 871 00:49:31,472 --> 00:49:35,543 No, I don't. 872 00:49:37,612 --> 00:49:39,747 Well... 873 00:50:15,349 --> 00:50:17,451 ? Girl afraid ? 874 00:50:17,484 --> 00:50:18,720 ? Where do his intentions lay? ? 875 00:50:18,753 --> 00:50:20,320 What about your boyfriend? 876 00:50:20,354 --> 00:50:24,124 He cares more about his bowtie than he does about me. 877 00:50:24,157 --> 00:50:29,631 ? She says, "He never really looks at me ? 878 00:50:29,664 --> 00:50:35,235 ? I give him every opportunity ? 879 00:50:35,269 --> 00:50:36,504 Just for the record, 880 00:50:36,538 --> 00:50:38,205 you are so much hotter than Madonna. 881 00:50:38,238 --> 00:50:39,206 Shut up. 882 00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,375 ? In the room downstairs he sat and stared ? 883 00:50:41,408 --> 00:50:46,213 ? In the room downstairs he sat and stared ? 884 00:50:46,246 --> 00:50:51,051 ? I'll never make that mistake again" ? 885 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,460 It's not your first time, is it? 886 00:51:00,494 --> 00:51:02,229 Is it yours? 887 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:12,172 ? I'll never make that mistake again ? 888 00:51:16,611 --> 00:51:22,650 ? I'll never make that mistake again ? 889 00:51:40,467 --> 00:51:42,202 That was awesome. 890 00:51:45,372 --> 00:51:46,874 You were great. 891 00:51:49,911 --> 00:51:52,814 So do you want to hang out again sometime? 892 00:51:54,649 --> 00:51:58,519 ? And I know because you said so ? 893 00:51:58,553 --> 00:52:04,859 I'm just home for the weekend. 894 00:52:04,892 --> 00:52:07,227 Well, we could see a movie tomorrow? 895 00:52:09,262 --> 00:52:11,164 Tomorrow? 896 00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:15,637 What makes you think we're gonna that long? 897 00:52:44,532 --> 00:52:46,634 Fuck! 898 00:52:47,969 --> 00:52:50,170 Oh, my God. 899 00:52:52,540 --> 00:52:54,642 Are you okay? 900 00:52:56,376 --> 00:52:58,813 Do you have any lipstick? 901 00:53:03,918 --> 00:53:05,352 Black magic. 902 00:53:05,385 --> 00:53:07,655 Keep it. 903 00:53:08,656 --> 00:53:10,591 Thanks. 904 00:53:29,711 --> 00:53:31,512 It's not really my color, is it? 905 00:53:49,864 --> 00:53:53,901 He used to babysit me and Sandi. 906 00:53:53,935 --> 00:53:58,573 I always had this idiotic crush on him. 907 00:53:58,606 --> 00:54:01,943 ? 15 minutes with you ? 908 00:54:01,976 --> 00:54:04,679 It didn't even last that long. 909 00:54:06,781 --> 00:54:12,920 I really, really don't think I know how sex works. 910 00:54:12,954 --> 00:54:16,456 I don't think I know how anything works. 911 00:54:16,791 --> 00:54:22,797 I'm getting A's in school, and I don't know why. 912 00:54:23,564 --> 00:54:27,467 I'm bored. 913 00:54:27,501 --> 00:54:31,404 I don't want to study economics. 914 00:54:31,438 --> 00:54:33,040 I want to be in a band. 915 00:54:33,074 --> 00:54:38,378 I want to have real orgasms with cute boys. 916 00:54:38,411 --> 00:54:41,015 I want to live. 917 00:54:44,685 --> 00:54:49,690 I have a confession to make. 918 00:54:49,724 --> 00:54:52,827 Bruno isn't real. 919 00:54:55,428 --> 00:54:57,364 I know. 920 00:54:58,566 --> 00:55:01,434 I haven't even been to Paris, 921 00:55:01,468 --> 00:55:05,006 My mom's drinking again and sleeping with the bookie. 922 00:55:05,039 --> 00:55:09,644 I'm not even going to community college. 923 00:55:09,677 --> 00:55:14,081 I'm a full-time supermarket checkout queen. 924 00:55:18,085 --> 00:55:22,422 Safeway, here I come. 925 00:55:38,405 --> 00:55:42,043 ? The boy with the thorn in his side ? 926 00:55:42,076 --> 00:55:47,748 ? Behind the hatred there lies a murderous desire ? 927 00:55:47,782 --> 00:55:51,919 ? For love ? 928 00:55:51,953 --> 00:55:55,790 ? How can they look into my eyes ? 929 00:55:55,823 --> 00:55:59,126 ? And still they don't believe me? ? 930 00:56:00,061 --> 00:56:03,698 ? How can they hear me say those words ? 931 00:56:03,731 --> 00:56:06,968 ? Still they don't believe me? ? 932 00:56:07,735 --> 00:56:11,739 ? And if they don't believe me now ? 933 00:56:11,772 --> 00:56:15,743 ? Will they ever believe me? ? 934 00:56:15,776 --> 00:56:19,113 ? And if they don't believe me now ? 935 00:56:19,146 --> 00:56:23,184 ? Will they ever, they ever believe me? ? 936 00:56:23,217 --> 00:56:25,953 ? Oh, oh-oh ? 937 00:56:25,987 --> 00:56:27,788 ? Oh, oh-oh-oh ? 938 00:56:27,822 --> 00:56:29,891 ? Oh, oh-oh-oh ? 939 00:56:29,924 --> 00:56:34,829 ? Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh ? 940 00:56:34,862 --> 00:56:38,465 ? The boy with the thorn in his side ? 941 00:56:38,498 --> 00:56:44,505 ? Behind the hatred there lies a plundering desire ? 942 00:56:44,538 --> 00:56:45,673 ? For love ? 943 00:56:45,706 --> 00:56:48,676 I am super drunk. 944 00:56:57,118 --> 00:56:59,486 What was that? 945 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:01,522 I'm just out to have a good time. 946 00:57:01,555 --> 00:57:04,091 All the rest is propaganda. 947 00:57:04,125 --> 00:57:08,495 ? And if they don't believe us now ? 948 00:57:08,529 --> 00:57:11,933 ? Will they ever believe us? ? 949 00:57:11,966 --> 00:57:13,768 What's next, dude? 950 00:57:13,801 --> 00:57:16,203 The title track. "Meat is Murder." 951 00:57:16,237 --> 00:57:18,039 Ah, the manifesto album. 952 00:57:21,842 --> 00:57:23,511 They for real vegetarians? 953 00:57:23,544 --> 00:57:24,679 Yeah. 954 00:57:24,712 --> 00:57:26,847 - Don't mess with me, bro. - I'm not. 955 00:57:26,881 --> 00:57:29,817 I am, too, a non-meat eater. 956 00:57:29,850 --> 00:57:31,819 I heard that album. 957 00:57:31,852 --> 00:57:36,757 One day I could no longer keep down my mother's meat loaf. 958 00:57:36,791 --> 00:57:39,093 So it was child abuse by meat loaf 959 00:57:39,126 --> 00:57:40,828 that drove you to this life of crime? 960 00:57:40,861 --> 00:57:43,764 Yeah, they're not so bad, my folks. 961 00:57:43,798 --> 00:57:46,267 They just worship my older brother. 962 00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:47,868 Quarterback? 963 00:57:47,902 --> 00:57:51,639 Quarterback, pitcher, power forward. 964 00:57:51,672 --> 00:57:54,642 He plays golf. It's ridiculous. 965 00:57:54,675 --> 00:57:56,811 I'm invisible. 966 00:57:56,844 --> 00:58:00,114 But, yeah, meat loaf every single Monday. 967 00:58:12,827 --> 00:58:16,764 ? Heifer whines could be human cries ? 968 00:58:16,797 --> 00:58:19,567 We feel that popular music should be used 969 00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,168 in order to make serious statements 970 00:58:21,202 --> 00:58:25,172 because so many groups sell masses and masses of records 971 00:58:25,206 --> 00:58:28,542 and don't raise people's level of consciousness 972 00:58:28,576 --> 00:58:29,844 in any direction. 973 00:58:29,877 --> 00:58:31,645 And we find that quite sinful, 974 00:58:31,679 --> 00:58:34,749 especially in these serious times. 975 00:58:34,782 --> 00:58:37,985 ? This beautiful creature must die ? 976 00:58:38,019 --> 00:58:40,254 ? A death for no reason ? 977 00:58:40,287 --> 00:58:45,226 ? And death for no reason is murder ? 978 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:49,030 You know, I quit meat when I was 12. 979 00:58:49,063 --> 00:58:50,865 And I figured if Geezer Butler, 980 00:58:50,898 --> 00:58:54,235 vegan metal God of Black Sabbath could do it. 981 00:58:54,268 --> 00:58:56,604 No shit. 982 00:58:58,372 --> 00:59:00,741 And other than the fact that you're pointing a gun 983 00:59:00,775 --> 00:59:02,743 in my direction... 984 00:59:05,246 --> 00:59:07,848 ...I'm actually happy you came in tonight. 985 00:59:15,723 --> 00:59:20,194 Meatheads of the world, the message is heavy. 986 00:59:20,227 --> 00:59:23,030 Moral not metal. 987 00:59:23,064 --> 00:59:25,132 Animals are people, too. 988 00:59:30,037 --> 00:59:36,143 ? Kitchen aromas aren't very homely ? 989 00:59:37,211 --> 00:59:38,779 Uh, um... 990 00:59:38,813 --> 00:59:41,315 ? It's not comforting, cheery or kind ? 991 00:59:41,348 --> 00:59:43,984 Hey, uh... 992 00:59:44,018 --> 00:59:45,719 Are you alright? 993 00:59:46,353 --> 00:59:49,857 I'm unhealthy and frazzled, but other than that. 994 01:00:03,170 --> 01:00:04,738 Your, um... 995 01:00:04,772 --> 01:00:08,008 your eyes are falling apart. 996 01:00:20,888 --> 01:00:24,258 I'm so tired of myself tonight. 997 01:00:24,291 --> 01:00:26,760 I just want to be somebody else. 998 01:00:28,195 --> 01:00:30,698 Be yourself. 999 01:00:30,731 --> 01:00:33,000 Everyone else is already taken. 1000 01:00:38,239 --> 01:00:40,207 Where are the mystery girls? 1001 01:00:40,241 --> 01:00:43,177 We're right here, Romeo. 1002 01:00:45,012 --> 01:00:47,381 I should never have been born a man. 1003 01:00:47,414 --> 01:00:51,685 I would have been better off as a seagull or a fish. 1004 01:00:52,319 --> 01:00:54,688 I'm a stranger. 1005 01:00:54,722 --> 01:00:59,693 I don't belong here or there or anywhere. 1006 01:00:59,727 --> 01:01:02,796 All I ever do is want, and nobody wants me back. 1007 01:01:02,830 --> 01:01:06,767 Are you trying to steal Patrick from me? 1008 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:09,770 I'm just trying to show Patrick who he is. 1009 01:01:09,803 --> 01:01:13,440 If I can't be me, maybe he can be him. 1010 01:01:16,410 --> 01:01:18,112 There. 1011 01:01:24,519 --> 01:01:30,157 And, uh, who do I have the pleasure? 1012 01:01:30,191 --> 01:01:31,258 Oh, Patrick. 1013 01:01:31,292 --> 01:01:33,093 Patrick. 1014 01:01:33,127 --> 01:01:34,828 I'm Brian. 1015 01:01:36,497 --> 01:01:38,766 - Brian? - Mm-hmm. 1016 01:01:38,799 --> 01:01:40,067 Brian Briggs. 1017 01:01:40,100 --> 01:01:42,703 I think you know my friend Cleo. 1018 01:01:46,273 --> 01:01:51,513 Oh, uh, one more thing, your bow tie. 1019 01:01:51,546 --> 01:01:52,880 Oh, it's supposed to be... 1020 01:01:52,913 --> 01:01:54,815 It's supposed to be... 1021 01:01:56,884 --> 01:01:59,019 - It's a look. - Mm-hmm. 1022 01:02:04,458 --> 01:02:06,260 I'm in love. 1023 01:02:06,293 --> 01:02:08,796 I'm on fire. 1024 01:02:08,829 --> 01:02:12,766 You just never begin to amaze me. 1025 01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:15,903 I don't think I'll ever quite get over you. 1026 01:02:19,406 --> 01:02:20,874 Brian? 1027 01:02:20,908 --> 01:02:22,243 Hey, there you are. 1028 01:02:22,276 --> 01:02:25,279 Oh, my God, you made it. 1029 01:02:25,312 --> 01:02:28,148 This is my friend Patrick I was telling you about. 1030 01:02:28,182 --> 01:02:30,518 Yeah, we've already met. 1031 01:02:30,552 --> 01:02:36,357 See, good times for a change. 1032 01:02:36,390 --> 01:02:38,192 Top of the hour, 1033 01:02:38,225 --> 01:02:40,761 Come with me. 1034 01:02:45,466 --> 01:02:47,368 What did I miss? 1035 01:02:56,210 --> 01:02:57,945 You're listening to KISS 101's 1036 01:02:57,978 --> 01:03:00,114 full Morrissey meltdown. 1037 01:03:00,147 --> 01:03:01,516 It's the top of the hour, Denver, 1038 01:03:01,549 --> 01:03:02,950 and you know what that means. 1039 01:03:02,983 --> 01:03:04,318 The lines are now open. 1040 01:03:04,351 --> 01:03:06,020 And we have a caller. 1041 01:03:06,053 --> 01:03:07,154 Hello. 1042 01:03:07,187 --> 01:03:10,558 Hi, my name's Cleo. 1043 01:03:10,592 --> 01:03:15,262 And I just wanted to say thank you 1044 01:03:15,296 --> 01:03:19,601 to the charming man holding the radio station hostage. 1045 01:03:19,634 --> 01:03:23,605 A thank you from all of us, right, guys? 1046 01:03:27,308 --> 01:03:31,111 You're going to go down in musical history. 1047 01:03:31,145 --> 01:03:36,850 And one more thing, I have a special request. 1048 01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:50,565 ? Is it wrong to want to live on your own? ? 1049 01:03:50,598 --> 01:03:54,602 ? No, it's not wrong, but I must know ? 1050 01:03:54,636 --> 01:03:58,472 ? How can someone so young ? 1051 01:03:58,506 --> 01:04:03,010 ? Sing words so sad? ? 1052 01:04:03,043 --> 01:04:06,480 ? Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow ? 1053 01:04:06,514 --> 01:04:10,317 ? Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear ? 1054 01:04:10,351 --> 01:04:13,253 ? And don't go home tonight ? 1055 01:04:13,287 --> 01:04:18,292 ? Come out and find the one that you love and who loves you ? 1056 01:04:18,325 --> 01:04:23,931 ? The one that you love and who loves you ? 1057 01:04:29,036 --> 01:04:33,006 ? Is it wrong not to always be glad? ? 1058 01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:36,544 ? No, it's not wrong, but I must add ? 1059 01:04:36,578 --> 01:04:40,548 ? How can someone so young ? 1060 01:04:40,582 --> 01:04:45,018 ? Sing words so sad? ? 1061 01:04:45,052 --> 01:04:48,422 Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow 1062 01:04:48,455 --> 01:04:52,527 ? Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear ? 1063 01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:55,362 ? And don't go home tonight 1064 01:04:55,396 --> 01:05:00,067 ? Come out and find the one that you love and who loves you ? 1065 01:05:00,100 --> 01:05:01,603 ? The one that you love and who loves you ? 1066 01:05:01,636 --> 01:05:03,137 Be drunk always. 1067 01:05:03,170 --> 01:05:05,272 Nothing else matters. 1068 01:05:05,305 --> 01:05:09,176 And I'm sorry I tried to break your face. 1069 01:05:09,209 --> 01:05:10,310 That's okay. 1070 01:05:10,344 --> 01:05:12,279 I'm completely unpredictable, 1071 01:05:12,312 --> 01:05:14,148 especially on Friday. 1072 01:05:16,116 --> 01:05:17,719 ? Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow ? 1073 01:05:17,752 --> 01:05:19,621 I think we should go. 1074 01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:23,056 ? La, la, la, la-la, la-la, la ? 1075 01:05:23,090 --> 01:05:27,161 ? Throw your homework onto the fire ? 1076 01:05:27,194 --> 01:05:31,031 ? Come out and find the one that you love ? 1077 01:05:31,064 --> 01:05:35,068 ? Come out and find the one you love ? 1078 01:05:46,714 --> 01:05:49,016 These things are ridiculous. 1079 01:05:52,219 --> 01:05:55,557 What do you say we get some air, circulate the self-pity? 1080 01:05:57,458 --> 01:06:00,461 Hey. 1081 01:06:00,494 --> 01:06:02,095 Check this out. 1082 01:06:08,670 --> 01:06:13,440 You're like Bonnie and Clyde, except without Bonnie. 1083 01:06:13,474 --> 01:06:15,577 Her name is Cleo. 1084 01:06:15,610 --> 01:06:17,177 The girl who called in? 1085 01:06:17,211 --> 01:06:20,347 Yeah, she, uh, comes into the store I work at 1086 01:06:20,380 --> 01:06:22,182 to steal tapes. 1087 01:06:24,351 --> 01:06:26,053 You're in love with her, 1088 01:06:26,086 --> 01:06:28,690 but you think she doesn't notice you. 1089 01:06:28,723 --> 01:06:31,058 You're just the guy she uses to get her fix, 1090 01:06:31,091 --> 01:06:34,027 and that's it. 1091 01:06:34,061 --> 01:06:36,330 Pretty much. 1092 01:06:36,363 --> 01:06:38,332 Yeah, I know the feeling. 1093 01:06:38,365 --> 01:06:40,802 Can you imagine how many hot metal chicks out there 1094 01:06:40,835 --> 01:06:43,237 listen to my show every week? 1095 01:06:43,270 --> 01:06:46,641 They listen next to their mullet-headed boyfriends. 1096 01:06:46,674 --> 01:06:50,210 Guys like you and me, we provide the fantasy. 1097 01:06:50,244 --> 01:06:52,212 We're not real to them. 1098 01:06:52,246 --> 01:06:56,283 But that girl did call in. 1099 01:06:56,316 --> 01:07:00,053 She was talking directly to you. 1100 01:07:00,087 --> 01:07:03,357 So what do I do? 1101 01:07:03,390 --> 01:07:06,126 I'd dedicate a song to her. 1102 01:07:06,159 --> 01:07:07,662 That's just me. 1103 01:07:12,099 --> 01:07:13,100 What about you? 1104 01:07:13,133 --> 01:07:15,770 You married, got a girlfriend? 1105 01:07:18,740 --> 01:07:21,475 Yeah, I was married. 1106 01:07:21,509 --> 01:07:25,279 But she left me. 1107 01:07:25,312 --> 01:07:27,749 About a year ago. 1108 01:07:27,782 --> 01:07:30,652 Same day "Master of Puppets" came out. 1109 01:07:33,353 --> 01:07:39,493 I had it on super loud in my headphones all day. 1110 01:07:39,527 --> 01:07:41,629 I didn't even hear her leave. 1111 01:07:44,599 --> 01:07:46,500 There I was in thrash nirvana, 1112 01:07:46,534 --> 01:07:51,471 no idea that the love of my life was about to rip my guts out. 1113 01:07:51,506 --> 01:07:56,410 I haven't been able to listen to that album since. 1114 01:07:56,443 --> 01:07:59,346 How long were you together? 1115 01:07:59,379 --> 01:08:02,784 Since high school. 1116 01:08:02,817 --> 01:08:04,786 Why did you break up? 1117 01:08:07,755 --> 01:08:11,659 I guess the metal lifestyle just wasn't for her. 1118 01:08:11,693 --> 01:08:16,496 And she hated that I worked nights. 1119 01:08:18,566 --> 01:08:22,570 We just grew apart. 1120 01:08:22,604 --> 01:08:25,205 She grew up and I didn't. 1121 01:08:31,478 --> 01:08:34,515 Denver. 1122 01:08:34,549 --> 01:08:37,619 Don't forget the songs that made you cry 1123 01:08:37,652 --> 01:08:40,253 or the songs that saved your lives. 1124 01:08:41,321 --> 01:08:43,223 You may be crying for more metal, 1125 01:08:43,256 --> 01:08:45,827 but through those tears, 1126 01:08:45,860 --> 01:08:49,262 we must open our hearts and our ears. 1127 01:08:49,296 --> 01:08:53,635 Sometimes salvation is louder than volumes. 1128 01:09:06,781 --> 01:09:09,584 One last stop. 1129 01:09:09,617 --> 01:09:11,218 Oh, not the sketchy gay bar. 1130 01:09:11,251 --> 01:09:12,920 Billy's not getting on that bus tomorrow 1131 01:09:12,954 --> 01:09:15,857 without a proper after-hours send off. 1132 01:09:15,890 --> 01:09:19,226 We will never get in. 1133 01:09:19,259 --> 01:09:24,932 Hey, pull up to my bumper, baby. 1134 01:09:24,966 --> 01:09:26,601 How old are you? 1135 01:09:26,634 --> 01:09:28,703 He's old enough to join Reagan's army. 1136 01:09:28,736 --> 01:09:30,370 - Come on. - Yeah, hear, hear. 1137 01:09:30,404 --> 01:09:34,274 - That's right. - Let us in. 1138 01:09:34,307 --> 01:09:35,777 Well, night clubbers... 1139 01:09:37,377 --> 01:09:38,746 Walk in through the exits. 1140 01:09:38,780 --> 01:09:41,716 ? Tell me why ? 1141 01:09:41,749 --> 01:09:45,887 ? Tell me why ? 1142 01:10:00,635 --> 01:10:03,571 Ready for a few gay boys in bondage? 1143 01:10:03,604 --> 01:10:04,706 Yeah. 1144 01:10:04,739 --> 01:10:05,907 Come on, I'll introduce you. 1145 01:10:05,940 --> 01:10:09,276 ? You in your false securities ? 1146 01:10:09,309 --> 01:10:12,613 ? Tear up my life, condemning me ? 1147 01:10:12,647 --> 01:10:15,883 ? Name me an illness, call me a sin ? 1148 01:10:15,917 --> 01:10:19,453 ? Never feel guilty, never give in ? 1149 01:10:19,486 --> 01:10:22,990 ? Tell me why? ? 1150 01:10:23,024 --> 01:10:26,393 ? Tell me why? ? 1151 01:10:26,426 --> 01:10:29,697 ? Tell me why? ? 1152 01:10:29,731 --> 01:10:32,767 ? Tell me why? ? 1153 01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:36,637 ? Tell me why? ? 1154 01:10:36,671 --> 01:10:38,371 ? Yeah ? 1155 01:11:04,532 --> 01:11:08,401 ? You and me together ? 1156 01:11:08,435 --> 01:11:11,773 ? Fighting for our love ? 1157 01:11:11,806 --> 01:11:15,375 ? You and me together ? 1158 01:11:15,408 --> 01:11:18,713 ? Fighting for our love ? 1159 01:11:18,746 --> 01:11:22,382 ? You and me together ? 1160 01:11:22,415 --> 01:11:25,720 ? Fighting for our love ? 1161 01:11:25,753 --> 01:11:29,356 ? You and me together ? 1162 01:11:29,389 --> 01:11:32,693 ? Fighting for our love ? 1163 01:11:32,727 --> 01:11:35,897 ? You and me together ? 1164 01:11:35,930 --> 01:11:39,534 ? Fighting for our love ? 1165 01:11:39,567 --> 01:11:42,837 ? You and me together ? 1166 01:11:42,870 --> 01:11:46,373 ? Fighting for our love ? 1167 01:11:46,406 --> 01:11:49,644 ? You and me together ? 1168 01:11:49,677 --> 01:11:52,914 ? Fighting for our love ? 1169 01:12:05,092 --> 01:12:07,628 Why are you looking so sad, sweetie? 1170 01:12:17,505 --> 01:12:19,674 The Smiths broke up. 1171 01:12:23,476 --> 01:12:25,046 Is that all? 1172 01:12:25,079 --> 01:12:29,016 ? Can you tell me why? ? 1173 01:12:29,050 --> 01:12:30,818 So this is it, huh? 1174 01:12:30,852 --> 01:12:33,921 Their last album. 1175 01:12:33,955 --> 01:12:35,422 It'll join the ranks 1176 01:12:35,455 --> 01:12:37,592 of some great last's... 1177 01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:41,494 "Let It Be," "In Through the Out Door," 1178 01:12:41,529 --> 01:12:44,031 "L.A. Woman." 1179 01:12:44,065 --> 01:12:46,968 Ozzy's last album, and Sabbath "Never Say Die." 1180 01:12:47,001 --> 01:12:48,703 Although "Heaven and Hell" kicked ass, 1181 01:12:48,736 --> 01:12:51,806 I will be an Ozzy man until the day I die. 1182 01:12:53,774 --> 01:12:55,076 I could go on and on. 1183 01:12:55,109 --> 01:12:56,811 "Raw Power. 1184 01:12:57,111 --> 01:12:59,446 Uh, uh. 1185 01:13:02,482 --> 01:13:03,985 "Too Much, Too Soon." 1186 01:13:04,018 --> 01:13:05,620 Oh, that's New York Dolls' album. 1187 01:13:05,653 --> 01:13:07,420 Protopunks in ugly drag. 1188 01:13:07,454 --> 01:13:10,423 Best fucking band ever. 1189 01:13:10,457 --> 01:13:12,126 You know, when he was like 15, 1190 01:13:12,159 --> 01:13:13,661 Morrissey appointed himself 1191 01:13:13,694 --> 01:13:16,831 head of the New York Dolls UK fanclub. 1192 01:13:16,864 --> 01:13:18,933 I don't think they ever even knew. 1193 01:13:18,966 --> 01:13:23,804 Well, I hope he knows how much that means to you. 1194 01:13:37,018 --> 01:13:42,857 ? The death of a disco dancer ? 1195 01:13:42,890 --> 01:13:48,930 ? Well, it happens a lot 'round here ? 1196 01:13:48,963 --> 01:13:51,832 ? And if you think peace is a common goal ? 1197 01:13:51,866 --> 01:13:57,772 ? That goes to show how little you know ? 1198 01:13:59,974 --> 01:14:05,713 ? The death of a disco dancer ? 1199 01:14:05,746 --> 01:14:11,484 ? Well, I'd rather not get involved ? 1200 01:14:11,519 --> 01:14:14,055 ? I never talk to my neighbor ? 1201 01:14:14,088 --> 01:14:20,728 ? I'd rather not get involved ? 1202 01:14:28,869 --> 01:14:34,508 ? Love, peace and harmony? ? 1203 01:14:34,542 --> 01:14:38,779 Love, peace and harmony? 1204 01:14:39,547 --> 01:14:42,083 ? Oh, very nice, Very nice ? 1205 01:14:42,116 --> 01:14:44,919 ? Very nice, Very nice ? 1206 01:14:44,952 --> 01:14:46,954 ? Maybe in the next world ? 1207 01:14:46,988 --> 01:14:50,725 ? Maybe in the next world ? 1208 01:14:56,864 --> 01:14:58,632 ? The next world ? 1209 01:14:58,666 --> 01:15:02,737 ? The next world ? 1210 01:15:07,675 --> 01:15:09,043 Oh, look who it is, the four faggy friends. 1211 01:15:09,076 --> 01:15:12,646 See, I told you this is where the freaks hang out. 1212 01:15:14,982 --> 01:15:16,917 Look at this one. This one dresses like a dike. 1213 01:15:17,818 --> 01:15:20,221 Eat some modified Madonna tomboy look, 1214 01:15:20,254 --> 01:15:21,589 you fucking asshole. 1215 01:15:21,622 --> 01:15:23,124 Fuck her up, man. 1216 01:15:26,894 --> 01:15:28,863 Hey! No! 1217 01:15:28,896 --> 01:15:33,234 Get off of him. 1218 01:15:33,267 --> 01:15:34,568 I got this. 1219 01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:47,715 Come here. 1220 01:15:47,748 --> 01:15:49,984 No, let him go! 1221 01:15:50,017 --> 01:15:53,054 I'm sick and tired of all this bullshit. 1222 01:16:11,906 --> 01:16:14,875 Nice right hook there, Demolition Man. 1223 01:16:21,015 --> 01:16:23,017 Are we going to be all right? 1224 01:16:25,186 --> 01:16:28,155 I'll always be on your side. 1225 01:16:55,349 --> 01:16:58,752 That's for me, isn't it? 1226 01:16:58,786 --> 01:17:02,123 Last mile's the hardest mile. 1227 01:17:02,156 --> 01:17:05,726 I think I'm ready to make that dedication. 1228 01:17:06,794 --> 01:17:08,929 News flash, new-wavers, 1229 01:17:08,963 --> 01:17:10,131 The intrepid Denver Police Department 1230 01:17:10,164 --> 01:17:12,099 has arrived to end the siege of this station 1231 01:17:12,133 --> 01:17:15,236 by a deranged and angry young Smiths' fan. 1232 01:17:15,269 --> 01:17:16,403 No! 1233 01:17:16,437 --> 01:17:17,972 And I must say, 1234 01:17:18,005 --> 01:17:19,840 it has been amazing to see the gathering 1235 01:17:19,874 --> 01:17:21,675 of the faithful outside this station. 1236 01:17:21,709 --> 01:17:24,411 What? 1237 01:17:24,445 --> 01:17:25,980 There's a murky river 1238 01:17:26,013 --> 01:17:27,715 of musical history running through these songs, 1239 01:17:27,748 --> 01:17:29,316 from Bo Diddley to Bowie, 1240 01:17:29,350 --> 01:17:31,819 from Presley and Sinatra, 1241 01:17:31,852 --> 01:17:33,454 to the Dolls and T.Rex, 1242 01:17:33,487 --> 01:17:38,392 from Motown all the way to Manchester. 1243 01:17:38,425 --> 01:17:40,127 Tonight, two musical cultures 1244 01:17:40,161 --> 01:17:42,396 reached across the divide to each other, 1245 01:17:42,429 --> 01:17:45,199 and it seems that in these uncertain times 1246 01:17:45,232 --> 01:17:47,735 of chaos and fear, 1247 01:17:47,768 --> 01:17:50,871 a song can still save your life, 1248 01:17:50,905 --> 01:17:52,439 it's all or nothing with the Smiths 1249 01:17:52,473 --> 01:17:53,707 and those that love them. 1250 01:17:53,741 --> 01:17:54,708 It is life and death. 1251 01:17:54,742 --> 01:17:56,810 It's music full of love and hate 1252 01:17:56,844 --> 01:17:59,680 and passions just like ours. 1253 01:18:02,283 --> 01:18:07,221 And all these kids out there, they sing for them. 1254 01:18:12,493 --> 01:18:14,395 There's history in this music, 1255 01:18:14,428 --> 01:18:17,064 and there's history happening right here, right now, 1256 01:18:17,097 --> 01:18:21,402 I can't believe this, but yes, folks, it's true. 1257 01:18:21,435 --> 01:18:23,237 The queen is dead. 1258 01:18:27,174 --> 01:18:28,909 Long live the Smiths. 1259 01:18:31,445 --> 01:18:35,382 Oh, before I sign off. 1260 01:18:35,416 --> 01:18:40,120 Here's one more song for that sweet and tender hooligan. 1261 01:18:40,154 --> 01:18:43,357 He wanted me to dedicate it to a very special shoplifter 1262 01:18:43,390 --> 01:18:46,760 out there somewhere. 1263 01:18:46,794 --> 01:18:49,096 You know, you are. 1264 01:19:15,122 --> 01:19:21,795 ? I am the son and the heir ? 1265 01:19:23,163 --> 01:19:27,868 ? Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar ? 1266 01:19:27,901 --> 01:19:31,272 ? I am the son and heir ? 1267 01:19:31,305 --> 01:19:34,074 ? Of nothing in particular ? 1268 01:19:37,911 --> 01:19:40,247 ? You shut your mouth ? 1269 01:19:40,281 --> 01:19:42,883 ? How can you say ? 1270 01:19:42,916 --> 01:19:45,286 ? I go about things the wrong way? ? 1271 01:19:45,319 --> 01:19:51,258 ? I am human and I need to be loved ? 1272 01:19:51,292 --> 01:19:56,463 ? Just like everybody else does ? 1273 01:20:15,482 --> 01:20:22,524 ? I am the son and the heir ? 1274 01:20:23,390 --> 01:20:27,961 ? Of a shyness that was criminally vulgar ? 1275 01:20:27,995 --> 01:20:31,566 ? I am the son and heir ? 1276 01:20:31,599 --> 01:20:33,568 ? Of nothing in particular ? 1277 01:20:38,305 --> 01:20:42,943 ? You shut your mouth, how can you say ? 1278 01:20:42,976 --> 01:20:45,547 ? I go about things the wrong way? ? 1279 01:20:45,580 --> 01:20:51,885 ? I am human and I need to be loved ? 1280 01:20:51,919 --> 01:20:53,120 ? Just like everybody else does ? 1281 01:20:53,153 --> 01:20:57,157 - Hey, can you take our picture? - Sure. 1282 01:20:57,191 --> 01:20:58,526 Thank you. 1283 01:21:13,407 --> 01:21:15,309 The meetings between the group members 1284 01:21:15,342 --> 01:21:16,611 were very accidental. 1285 01:21:16,644 --> 01:21:18,546 It was also a very barren time 1286 01:21:18,580 --> 01:21:20,515 when everybody seemed to be lost, 1287 01:21:20,548 --> 01:21:24,451 and the vile elements were taking over. 1288 01:21:28,556 --> 01:21:31,626 Four strangers cannot simply huddle together 1289 01:21:31,659 --> 01:21:33,427 and do what we do. 1290 01:21:33,460 --> 01:21:35,295 And whatever happens, 1291 01:21:35,329 --> 01:21:36,698 well, there has to be some kind 1292 01:21:36,731 --> 01:21:40,934 of mystical communion between them and some bond. 1293 01:21:44,438 --> 01:21:46,440 But with the Smiths on another level, 1294 01:21:46,473 --> 01:21:48,942 I really do think it is true. 1295 01:21:48,976 --> 01:21:53,313 I think this is really more or less the end of the story. 1296 01:22:58,746 --> 01:23:01,014 I came to bail you out, 1297 01:23:01,048 --> 01:23:03,585 stole all this money, and everything. 1298 01:23:03,618 --> 01:23:06,053 Mickey won't press charges. 1299 01:23:06,086 --> 01:23:07,722 Some revolution. 1300 01:23:07,755 --> 01:23:10,057 Bunch of freaks spent the night in the parking lot. 1301 01:23:10,090 --> 01:23:11,559 Should have been on the front page, 1302 01:23:11,593 --> 01:23:16,330 but by tomorrow, it'll be like it never happened. 1303 01:23:16,363 --> 01:23:18,600 I'll never forget it. 1304 01:23:21,569 --> 01:23:24,204 Come on, you look like you need a ride. 1305 01:23:24,238 --> 01:23:26,406 Where are you going? 1306 01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:28,108 I don't know. Where are you going? 1307 01:23:28,141 --> 01:23:30,043 Anywhere. 1308 01:23:30,077 --> 01:23:31,311 Anywhere? 1309 01:23:31,345 --> 01:23:34,348 Take me anywhere. I don't care. 1310 01:24:12,252 --> 01:24:15,455 ? Learn to love me ? 1311 01:24:15,489 --> 01:24:18,325 ? Assemble the ways ? 1312 01:24:18,358 --> 01:24:24,264 ? Now, today, tomorrow and always ? 1313 01:24:24,298 --> 01:24:29,871 ? My only weakness is a listed crime ? 1314 01:24:29,904 --> 01:24:36,109 ? My only weakness is, well, never mind, never mind, oh ? 1315 01:24:36,143 --> 01:24:40,648 ? Shoplifters of the world ? 1316 01:24:40,682 --> 01:24:44,418 ? Unite and take over ? 1317 01:24:44,451 --> 01:24:47,421 ? Shoplifters of the world ? 1318 01:24:47,454 --> 01:24:52,527 ? Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over ? 1319 01:24:53,193 --> 01:24:58,165 ? Learn to love me and assemble the ways ? 1320 01:24:58,198 --> 01:25:02,637 ? Now, today, tomorrow, and always ? 1321 01:25:04,304 --> 01:25:09,242 ? My only weakness is a listed crime ? 1322 01:25:09,276 --> 01:25:11,879 ? But last night the plans for a future war ? 1323 01:25:11,913 --> 01:25:15,650 ? Was all I saw on Channel Four ? 1324 01:25:15,683 --> 01:25:20,420 ? Shoplifters of the world ? 1325 01:25:20,454 --> 01:25:24,424 ? Unite and take over ? 1326 01:25:24,458 --> 01:25:27,194 ? Shoplifters of the world ? 1327 01:25:27,227 --> 01:25:32,199 ? Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over ? 1328 01:26:17,812 --> 01:26:20,581 ? A heartless hand on my shoulder ? 1329 01:26:20,615 --> 01:26:22,550 ? A push and it's over ? 1330 01:26:22,583 --> 01:26:24,819 ? Alabaster crashes down ? 1331 01:26:24,852 --> 01:26:26,988 ? Six months is a long time ? 1332 01:26:27,021 --> 01:26:31,358 ? Tried living in the real world instead of a shell ? 1333 01:26:31,391 --> 01:26:33,828 ? But before I began ? 1334 01:26:33,861 --> 01:26:39,499 ? I was bored before I even began ? 1335 01:26:39,534 --> 01:26:43,871 ? Shoplifters of the world ? 1336 01:26:43,905 --> 01:26:47,842 ? Unite and take over ? 1337 01:26:47,875 --> 01:26:52,647 ? Shoplifters of the world ? 1338 01:26:52,680 --> 01:26:56,617 ? Unite and take over ? 1339 01:26:56,651 --> 01:27:01,388 ? Shoplifters of the world ? 1340 01:27:01,421 --> 01:27:05,459 ? Unite and take over ? 1341 01:27:05,492 --> 01:27:08,361 ? Shoplifters of the world ? 1342 01:27:08,395 --> 01:27:12,734 ? Take over ? 1343 01:27:15,996 --> 01:27:20,996 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 94965