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[RADIO STATIONS
CHANGE RAPIDLY]
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FULL METAL MICKEY:
Good evening, metal heads,
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Full Metal Mickey here with you
on KISS 101 FM,
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all the way through
to the wee hours
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with my monthly metal marathon.
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Just me, you,
and megawatts of metal!
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Bang your heads, Denver.
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[OZZY OSBOURNE'S "BARK AT
THE MOON" PLAYS ON RADIO]
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? Screams break the silence ?
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[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
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? Waking from
the dead of night ?
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- ? Vengeance is boiling ?
- [DOOR CLOSES]
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? He's returned
to kill the light ?
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[INHALES SHARPLY]
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[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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[MUSIC CONTINUES]
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? Years spent in torment ?
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? Buried in a nameless grave ?
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? Now he has risen ?
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? Miracles would have to save ?
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? Those that the beast
is looking for ?
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? Listen in awe
and you'll hear him ?
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? Bark at the moon ?
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? Hey, yeah, bark at the moon ?
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[THE SMITHS'
"BIGMOUTH STRIKES AGAIN" PLAYS]
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? Sweetness, sweetness ?
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? I was only joking ?
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? When I said I'd like to ?
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? Smash every tooth
in your head ?
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? Oh ?
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? Sweetness, sweetness ?
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? I was only joking
when I said ?
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? By rights you should be
bludgeoned in your bed ?
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? And now I know
how Joan of Arc felt ?
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? Now I know
how Joan of Arc felt ?
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? As the flames rose
to her Roman nose ?
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? And her Walkman
started to melt ?
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Hey, I'm going out.
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CLEO: Mom.
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- Helen!
- [GASPS]
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Dave Kendall here
with the music news,
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First up, a breaking story
from the U.K.
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After months of speculation
in the press,
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The Smiths have officially
gone under.
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[CANS CLATTERING]
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The Smiths,
one of the all time greats,
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strange ways,
there they go.
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CLEO: No!
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[UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
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DAVE KENDALL: Formed in
Manchester in 1982,
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The Smiths swiftly
became the voice
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of a doomed generation.
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They emerged into
the uncertain arena
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of early '80s Britain
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like a fully formed gang,
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and invited you to join.
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MORRISSEY: I feel The Smiths
create their world
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and not many groups do that.
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And you can either go in
or you can say no.
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And it's your choice, really.
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We wanted to ditch everything
that people
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superficially think
is rock 'n' roll...
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leather trousers
and long hair and drugs.
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We had something that no one
else could really grasp,
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which was, like,
totally ours exclusively.
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REPORTER:
Do you have many friends?
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No, I don't.
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REPORTER:
Those that you have,
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are they
in the music industry?
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They're in the group.
They're in The Smiths.
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REPORTER: So The Smiths
are your only friends?
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As far as I can see, yeah.
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[MUSIC CONTINUES]
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[BELL DINGS]
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Hey, Cleo.
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[MUSIC CONTINUES]
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UNCLE SHADRACK: Hey, look, here.
What are we talking about?
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No depressing crap in the store.
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The Smiths just broke up.
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Oh, maybe because
they called their record
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"The World Won't Listen."
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Way to go, geniuses.
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Check this out.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
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Can't you just picture
fucking to this?
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Before you close up,
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I need you to re-price
all the CDs.
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And you have to check
the security strips.
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All of them?
All the CDs.
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Wait a minute.
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Yes, all of them.
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And the tapes.
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Kids keep peeling them off.
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You know what?
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If you did your job
for like two seconds,
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instead of daydreaming
about Depressed Mode,
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half of my stock wouldn't be
walking out of here every day.
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I'm only making money
on sunglasses now
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FULL METAL MICKEY: KISS 101,
the rock of Denver.
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How can you stand it?
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There are times
I could murder him.
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- [IMITATES GUNSHOTS]
- CLEO: Dean. Dean.
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Dean.
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It's not loaded.
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Just to scare the shoplifters.
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So what do we do now?
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Our music died today,
and nobody even cares.
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[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
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I wish there was a way to get
all the posers in this town
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to take notice.
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DEAN: You know,
The Smiths may be dead,
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but all the albums
are still here,
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all the records,
seven-inch singles, 12-inches,
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We have all
those great bootlegs.
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That'll be here forever.
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No one can ever
take it away from us.
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I hope you're right.
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[MUSIC CONTINUES]
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So you want to hang out?
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I can close up early.
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Mm.
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My friend is going off
to basic training tomorrow,
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and everyone is in town
for the weekend to say goodbye.
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So...
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You know of any good parties?
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DEAN: Me? No.
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I was gonna stay in, maybe,
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and make you a tape
of this new band
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from Manchester.
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New band from Manchester?
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Oh, sacrilege.
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- Happy Mondays.
- Happy.
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[CHUCKLES]
Oh, I hate them already.
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- I did have another idea.
- What is it?
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Something that would go down
in musical history.
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But I can't tell you what it is.
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Yeah?
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Impress me.
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[THE SMITHS' "SHOPLIFTERS OF
THE WORLD UNITE" PLAYS]
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? Learn to love me,
assemble the ways ?
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? Now, today, tomorrow,
and always ?
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? My only weakness
is a listed crime ?
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? My only weakness is,
well, never mind, never mind, ?
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? Oh ?
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? Shoplifters of the world ?
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? Unite and take over ?
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? Shoplifters of the world ?
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? Hand it over, hand it over,
hand it over ?
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? Learn to love me
and assemble the ways ?
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- [BALLOON POPS]
- Aah!
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[HORN HONKING]
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Billy, that rude girl is here.
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Damn it, ma.
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Damn it, yourself.
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She's just sitting out there
beeping.
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Who does that sort of thing?
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- Don't be out too late.
- I know.
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- Big day tomorrow.
- I know.
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We're just so proud of you, son.
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Okay, I got to go.
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? World ?
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Nice buzzcut, G.I. Jerkoff.
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? Shoplifters of the world ?
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I don't understand
how The Smiths can break up,
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but we live in a world
where Wang Chung
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and Mr. Mister still exist.
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Or Flock of Seagulls.
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Yeah.
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I got you a present.
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Oh, sweet.
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What is it?
Black Flag, Misfits?
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- Yeah.
- Wait, did you steal these?
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But I told you I wanted
to go with you.
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Dean only lets me steal
when I'm in there alone.
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Okay, well,
you can have these back.
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Oh my God.
You're such a square.
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What?
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Getting in character
for tomorrow.
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Tomorrow I become a man.
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Oh, tomorrow,
you become one of them.
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Which is why
I'm going to get you
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as fucked up
as possible tonight
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to prevent you from making
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the biggest mistake
of your life.
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Hi, can I help you kids
find something?
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Where's the cyanide section?
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If you're so miserable here,
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why don't you do
something about it?
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Apply to a better college,
go start a band,
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make a choice on something.
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[SCOFFS]
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Oh, you'd make
a great flight attendant.
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I want to do
something different.
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I don't want to be like
everyone else.
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[A CERTAIN RATIO'S
"AND THEN SHE SMILES" PLAYS]
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Is it too much?
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You can never be overdressed
or overeducated.
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Your bowtie isn't tied.
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It's a look.
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That gay librarian look?
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Yeah, I'm not gay.
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- I didn't say.
- Robert Smith isn't gay.
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- I didn't mean...
- Morrissey isn't gay.
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Bowie wears eyeliner.
Everyone wears eyeliner.
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Forget it.
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You look cool.
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[MUSIC CONTINUES]
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God!
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I am so sick
of being celibate.
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We made a vow.
No meat, no sex.
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That was before
we went to college.
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What happens next year
when you go back to England
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to live with your dad, huh?
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Lots of postcards.
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We've been dating
since middle school.
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Why are we even still together?
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Because I love you.
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[HORN HONKING]
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Come on.
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[THE SMITHS' "THERE IS A LIGHT
THAT NEVER GOES OUT" PLAYS]
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? Take me out tonight ?
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? Where there's music
and there's people ?
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PATRICK: Good to see you!
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? And they're young and alive ?
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- ? Driving in your car ?
- SHEILA: [GASPS]
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Oh, my God!
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Who are you?!
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I'll be me.
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Why did you join the Army,
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you fucking idiot?
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Hey, uh, war's stupid.
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Come here.
Touch it, though.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Do me some eyeliner.
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Alright.
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You know what's stupid?
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Is you going to London
and leaving all of us behind,
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This could be the last time
we ever see each other.
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Shut up.
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You guys suck.
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It's like
you're breaking up the band.
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They don't know, do they?
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Know what?
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They don't know it's over.
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00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:08,550
What's over?
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CLEO: The Smiths broke up.
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- PATRICK: What?
- SHEILA: What?
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- PATRICK: No.
- SHEILA: No.
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You're telling me
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I woke up hoping that everything
might change for the better.
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Like, maybe today
will be different, you know?
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Then I got home,
and I heard the news.
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A strange fear. gripped me.
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? But then a strange fear
gripped me ?
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? And I just couldn't ask ?
257
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:43,618
? Take me out tonight ?
258
00:14:43,651 --> 00:14:45,587
? Oh, take me anywhere ?
259
00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:50,157
? I don't care, I don't care
I don't care ?
260
00:14:51,726 --> 00:14:55,095
? Driving in your car ?
261
00:14:55,129 --> 00:14:58,065
? I never, never
want to go home ?
262
00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:01,669
? Because I haven't got one,
la-di-dum ?
263
00:15:01,703 --> 00:15:05,172
? Oh, I haven't got one ?
264
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:08,576
? Oh, oh ?
265
00:15:08,610 --> 00:15:13,414
? And if a double-decker bus ?
266
00:15:13,447 --> 00:15:17,017
? Crashes into us ?
267
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,486
? To die by your side ?
268
00:15:19,521 --> 00:15:23,257
? Is such a heavenly way
to die ?
269
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:27,294
? And if a 10-ton truck ?
270
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:31,298
? Kills the both of us ?
271
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,635
? To die by your side ?
272
00:15:33,668 --> 00:15:37,204
? Well, the pleasure,
the privilege is mine ?
273
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:41,475
? Oh, there is a light
and it never goes out ?
274
00:15:41,509 --> 00:15:43,177
Yo, it's a car
full of faggots.
275
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,945
Fucking freaks.
276
00:15:45,446 --> 00:15:47,448
Your music sucks!
277
00:15:47,481 --> 00:15:49,049
[MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
278
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,719
We see you again tonight,
you're dead.
279
00:15:51,753 --> 00:15:54,121
Fuck you!
280
00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:58,660
Denver, so much to answer for.
281
00:15:58,693 --> 00:16:01,563
What is the most wonderful place
282
00:16:01,596 --> 00:16:05,199
to be able to be
a bedridden, deaf mute?
283
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,569
As soon as I have
enough money saved up,
284
00:16:07,602 --> 00:16:10,471
I'm going to move to Paris
285
00:16:10,505 --> 00:16:12,707
and live with Bruno
on the East Bank.
286
00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:15,543
Oh, you mean, the left bank.
287
00:16:15,577 --> 00:16:18,045
It'll be just like the film
"Betty Blue,"
288
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:21,281
except I won't go crazy
in the end.
289
00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:22,349
Somebody stop her.
290
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,551
I think we heard
this one before.
291
00:16:23,585 --> 00:16:24,586
CLEO: Shut up.
292
00:16:24,619 --> 00:16:27,522
I think it's romantic.
293
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,593
Hey, Joe.
294
00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:33,595
Little Cleo, how are you doing?
295
00:16:33,628 --> 00:16:35,563
I'm a little sad tonight,
actually.
296
00:16:35,597 --> 00:16:37,297
Oh, well,
I'm sorry to hear that.
297
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,365
How can I help you?
298
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:41,301
I think you know.
299
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:43,237
JOE: So young and so sad.
300
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:47,241
It's such a shame when you have
such a pretty smile.
301
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:50,444
Pretty girls make graves.
302
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,580
That's what the man says.
303
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,150
FULL METAL MICKEY:
Good evening, metal heads.
304
00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:00,487
Full Metal Mickey here with you
on KISS 101 FM,
305
00:17:00,522 --> 00:17:01,689
all the way through
to the wee hours
306
00:17:01,723 --> 00:17:04,692
with my monthly
metal marathon.
307
00:17:04,726 --> 00:17:09,129
Just me, you,
and megawatts of metal!
308
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,497
Bang your heads, Denver.
309
00:17:10,532 --> 00:17:14,134
[OZZY OSBOURNE'S "BARK AT
THE MOON" PLAYS ON RADIO]
310
00:17:17,605 --> 00:17:20,240
? Screams break the silence ?
311
00:17:20,274 --> 00:17:24,077
? Waking from
the dead of night ?
312
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:27,080
? Vengeance is boiling ?
313
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:30,618
? Waking from
the dead of night ?
314
00:17:30,652 --> 00:17:33,721
? Vengeance is boiling ?
315
00:17:33,755 --> 00:17:37,324
? He's returned
to kill the light ?
316
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,293
Don't! Put your hands up!
317
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:42,362
Turn around, God damn it.
318
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:44,464
Stop playing this shitty music.
319
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,300
Judas fucking Priest,
what do you want?
320
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,802
Put your hands up.
321
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,506
? Bark at the moon ?
322
00:17:54,742 --> 00:17:58,713
[LAUGHS]
323
00:18:03,551 --> 00:18:06,854
Do hope Brian Briggs
will be here tonight
324
00:18:06,888 --> 00:18:09,691
Why Bi-Bri from Capitol Hill?
325
00:18:09,724 --> 00:18:12,292
The guy who wears tights
and tuxedo jackets?
326
00:18:12,326 --> 00:18:14,161
CLEO: That's the one.
327
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,831
Brian always knows
where the best parties are.
328
00:18:16,864 --> 00:18:20,568
If he's not here in an hour,
we'll split.
329
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:30,110
WOMAN: Are you kidding me?
330
00:18:33,681 --> 00:18:36,651
- Who's that girl?
- That look is so borderline?
331
00:18:36,684 --> 00:18:38,452
[BOTH LAUGH]
332
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,655
I need to check my hair.
333
00:18:42,724 --> 00:18:44,491
RITA:
Reagan cares more about UFOs
334
00:18:44,525 --> 00:18:45,860
- than he does about AIDS.
- BABS: Totally.
335
00:18:45,893 --> 00:18:47,461
He's never even said the word.
336
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,596
I know about.
337
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:50,197
- Hey, Sheila.
- Hey, Babs.
338
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,365
Hey, Rita.
339
00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:52,867
My brother is an act-up.
340
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:54,334
He's already been arrested
five times,
341
00:18:54,368 --> 00:18:55,536
fighting for the cause.
342
00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:57,605
Now, that's
a real American hero.
343
00:18:57,639 --> 00:18:59,607
Totally.
Oliver North can suck it.
344
00:18:59,641 --> 00:19:01,676
So what are you guys
doing tonight?
345
00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:03,711
We need to get Billy fucked up.
346
00:19:03,745 --> 00:19:05,613
- Ooh.
- Come to Sandi's kegger.
347
00:19:05,647 --> 00:19:06,748
Her hot brother David
will be there
348
00:19:06,781 --> 00:19:08,248
with a bunch of older guys.
349
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,449
Okay, he's such a meathead.
350
00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:11,284
Want some? It's viibryd.
351
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,788
Cut with no dose.
My coke dealer got busted.
352
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,322
No, thanks.
353
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,491
Ain't nobody trying to hear
Bon Jovi in here, man.
354
00:19:17,525 --> 00:19:18,760
You're not playing Bon Jovi.
355
00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:21,495
Trust me,
you've got to hear this.
356
00:19:21,529 --> 00:19:24,599
Okay.
357
00:19:24,632 --> 00:19:26,466
FULL METAL MICKEY:
I'd like to apologize
358
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,669
to my regular listeners,
359
00:19:27,702 --> 00:19:29,269
but there is, in fact,
360
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,471
a young man
in the radio station
361
00:19:31,506 --> 00:19:32,674
pointing a gun.
362
00:19:32,707 --> 00:19:33,975
Hey, chill...
chill out, man.
363
00:19:34,008 --> 00:19:36,511
Okay. Okay.
364
00:19:36,544 --> 00:19:38,746
So, um, for the rest
of the night
365
00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:41,683
to commemorate the end...
oh, God.
366
00:19:41,716 --> 00:19:44,552
Are you serious?
367
00:19:44,585 --> 00:19:49,957
To commemorate the end of
the greatest band of our time,
368
00:19:49,991 --> 00:19:55,630
I will be bringing you
the music of The Smiths.
369
00:19:55,663 --> 00:19:57,431
Don't touch that dial.
370
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:58,766
FULL METAL MICKEY: All night.
371
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,535
Rest in peace.
372
00:20:00,568 --> 00:20:03,771
[The Smiths'
"The Queen Is Dead" plays
373
00:20:09,677 --> 00:20:13,313
? I don't bless them ?
374
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,616
? Farewell ?
375
00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:18,786
? To this land's
cheerless marshes ?
376
00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:21,989
? Hemmed in like a boar
between archers ?
377
00:20:22,023 --> 00:20:24,391
? Her very Lowness
with her head in a sling ?
378
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:29,530
? I'm truly sorry but it sounds
like a wonderful thing ?
379
00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:35,837
? I say Charles
don't you ever crave ?
380
00:20:35,870 --> 00:20:39,306
? To appear on the front
of the "Daily Mail" ?
381
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:43,845
? Dressed in your mother's
bridal veil? ?
382
00:20:43,878 --> 00:20:46,881
SHEILA:
I'll dance with you.
383
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:49,016
[LAUGHTER]
384
00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:52,720
And so I checked all the
registered historical facts
385
00:20:52,754 --> 00:20:55,923
And I was shocked into shame
to discover
386
00:20:55,957 --> 00:20:59,827
? How I'm the 18th
male descendent ?
387
00:20:59,861 --> 00:21:01,596
? Of some old queen or other ?
388
00:21:01,629 --> 00:21:04,498
"The Queen Is Dead."
389
00:21:04,532 --> 00:21:05,867
You're dead, pal.
390
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,367
- Hey, drop the bat.
- Come on.
391
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,637
You got your stupid
request on the air, okay?
392
00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:10,905
So pack up
your pansy-ass records,
393
00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:12,640
and get the hell
out of my radio station.
394
00:21:12,673 --> 00:21:14,509
Don't make me use this.
I'll shoot, I swear.
395
00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:16,376
Yeah? I dare you.
396
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,746
Look at you.
You're pathetic.
397
00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:20,915
Fuck you and fuck The Smiths!
398
00:21:22,683 --> 00:21:24,752
[GUNSHOT]
399
00:21:27,088 --> 00:21:29,924
You just shot Gene Simmons
in the face.
400
00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:36,363
That was low, man.
401
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,699
Play the B side.
402
00:21:46,507 --> 00:21:48,609
It's going to be
a long night.
403
00:21:49,510 --> 00:21:52,680
[UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
404
00:21:57,518 --> 00:22:00,822
Maybe he'll rock 'n' roll
suicide himself live on air.
405
00:22:00,855 --> 00:22:02,590
CLEO: I know who it is.
406
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:05,726
Who?
407
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,729
It's Dean from the record store.
408
00:22:08,763 --> 00:22:10,131
I was in there today.
409
00:22:10,164 --> 00:22:11,799
Stealing tapes?
410
00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:15,069
CLEO: He was almost as upset
about The Smiths breaking up
411
00:22:15,102 --> 00:22:16,571
as I was.
412
00:22:16,604 --> 00:22:18,005
And he had a gun, you know?
413
00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:22,510
Cute, clumsy, and shy.
414
00:22:22,543 --> 00:22:23,644
Doesn't seem the type.
415
00:22:23,678 --> 00:22:25,378
You think he's cute?
416
00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:28,381
What would you die for?
417
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:30,585
The love of a good woman.
418
00:22:30,618 --> 00:22:33,688
Come on.
419
00:22:33,721 --> 00:22:35,388
Where are you going?
420
00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:36,858
Girl talk.
421
00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:44,065
SHEILA: Are you really going
to run away to Europe?
422
00:22:44,098 --> 00:22:45,166
I don't know.
423
00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:49,971
Are you and Patrick
still pretending to be a couple?
424
00:22:50,004 --> 00:22:52,006
I do love him.
425
00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:53,774
Okay, but...
426
00:22:53,808 --> 00:22:55,475
You want your freedom.
427
00:22:55,509 --> 00:22:56,878
[SIGHS]
428
00:22:56,911 --> 00:22:59,013
We had sex once.
429
00:22:59,046 --> 00:23:00,081
Once.
430
00:23:00,114 --> 00:23:02,415
And then he discovered
The Smiths,
431
00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:05,119
and it was all
no meat, no sex.
432
00:23:05,152 --> 00:23:08,556
And I get it.
Morrissey's celibate.
433
00:23:08,589 --> 00:23:12,526
But God damn it, I'm horny.
434
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:16,463
Do you remember the day
we met Cleo?
435
00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,733
I take it you are referring
to the glorious summer
436
00:23:18,766 --> 00:23:22,003
after freshman year
when we all worked at Safeway.
437
00:23:22,036 --> 00:23:24,939
She weighed her tits on
that vegetable scale.
438
00:23:24,972 --> 00:23:26,641
[LAUGHS]
439
00:23:26,674 --> 00:23:27,842
Priceless.
440
00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:31,545
Do you ever wonder...?
441
00:23:31,579 --> 00:23:34,181
Wonder what?
442
00:23:34,215 --> 00:23:36,918
What that would be like?
443
00:23:36,951 --> 00:23:39,086
Are you serious?
444
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,956
No, no, of course not.
445
00:23:43,557 --> 00:23:44,926
I do miss that job, though.
446
00:23:44,959 --> 00:23:49,530
The life of a bag boy
was just so simple.
447
00:23:49,563 --> 00:23:52,465
It's so old fashioned to work.
448
00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:55,102
I'd much rather lounge
about the house all day
449
00:23:55,136 --> 00:23:57,538
looking fascinating.
450
00:23:57,571 --> 00:24:00,608
See, this is why I want to
introduce him to Brian Briggs.
451
00:24:00,641 --> 00:24:04,211
He's totally been
with girls and guys.
452
00:24:04,245 --> 00:24:05,980
But why?
453
00:24:06,013 --> 00:24:07,782
Before he flies away to London,
454
00:24:07,815 --> 00:24:10,151
he needs to spread
his wings a little.
455
00:24:10,184 --> 00:24:11,585
SHEILA: Really?
456
00:24:11,619 --> 00:24:14,188
Well, then so do I.
457
00:24:14,221 --> 00:24:16,557
? I wanna go home ?
458
00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:20,061
? I don't want to stay ?
459
00:24:20,695 --> 00:24:22,697
DEAN: Side one.
460
00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:28,169
[SCOFFS]
"This Charming Man"?
461
00:24:28,202 --> 00:24:29,804
What, are you kidding me?
462
00:24:29,837 --> 00:24:33,708
Who the hell writes a song
called "This Charming Man"?
463
00:24:33,741 --> 00:24:35,609
God, I hate The Smiths.
464
00:24:35,643 --> 00:24:37,812
This depressive haircut
bullshit.
465
00:24:37,845 --> 00:24:40,614
- Just play it.
- Alright, I am.
466
00:24:41,115 --> 00:24:44,085
[THE SMITHS'
"THIS CHARMING MAN" PLAYS]
467
00:24:44,118 --> 00:24:52,860
? Punctured bicycle
on a hillside desolate ?
468
00:24:52,893 --> 00:24:55,997
? Will Nature make
a man of me yet? ?
469
00:24:56,030 --> 00:24:57,131
Who's the guitar player?
470
00:24:57,164 --> 00:24:58,566
DEAN: Johnny fucking Marr.
471
00:24:58,599 --> 00:25:00,668
Oh, and he plays harmonica.
472
00:25:02,236 --> 00:25:03,637
Fuck, man.
473
00:25:03,671 --> 00:25:05,906
"Bicycles
and desolate hillsides"?
474
00:25:05,940 --> 00:25:07,575
I was going to drop
the new Kiss album.
475
00:25:07,608 --> 00:25:08,609
Have you heard it yet, dude?
476
00:25:08,642 --> 00:25:09,944
Of course I've heard it.
477
00:25:09,977 --> 00:25:11,912
It's cheesy.
You're cheesy.
478
00:25:11,946 --> 00:25:14,648
This station vomits Cheez Whiz
all over Denver.
479
00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:17,618
Alright.
Alright, pipe down.
480
00:25:17,651 --> 00:25:19,920
But if you are
going to shoot me,
481
00:25:19,954 --> 00:25:22,089
please let me die on air,
so the people at Denver
482
00:25:22,123 --> 00:25:24,091
can hear my brain splatter
against the wall,
483
00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:26,727
because at least
that would be rock 'n' roll.
484
00:25:26,761 --> 00:25:28,996
DEAN: Just don't do
anything stupid, okay?
485
00:25:29,030 --> 00:25:31,632
You mean like play The Smiths
on metal marathon?
486
00:25:31,665 --> 00:25:34,869
[SIRENS WAIL IN DISTANCE]
487
00:25:37,605 --> 00:25:39,040
MAN: This is the Denver police.
488
00:25:39,073 --> 00:25:40,574
We've gotten calls.
489
00:25:40,608 --> 00:25:42,009
Everything alright up there?
490
00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:43,344
Get rid of him.
491
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:44,845
Or what?
492
00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:48,182
Alright.
493
00:25:53,287 --> 00:25:54,789
Good evening, officer.
494
00:25:54,822 --> 00:25:56,123
It's a nice night, isn't it?
495
00:25:56,157 --> 00:25:57,825
MAN: It sure is.
496
00:25:57,858 --> 00:26:00,227
You alright up there?
We've gotten reports.
497
00:26:00,261 --> 00:26:04,265
Oh, right, about the, uh...
the deranged hijacker
498
00:26:04,298 --> 00:26:05,766
waving a gun around,
499
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,601
forcing me to play
British records
500
00:26:07,635 --> 00:26:10,237
about dead queens and bicycles.
501
00:26:10,271 --> 00:26:11,705
MAN: What?
502
00:26:11,739 --> 00:26:13,808
Oh, nothing. Nothing.
Everything's fine.
503
00:26:13,841 --> 00:26:16,377
How about a request
for your trouble, sir?
504
00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:19,046
Uh, Elvis?
505
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,981
FULL METAL MICKEY:
I'll see what I can do.
506
00:26:24,985 --> 00:26:27,021
- Are you nuts?
- FULL METAL MICKEY: What?
507
00:26:27,054 --> 00:26:30,224
It's the Denver Police
Department we're talking about.
508
00:26:30,257 --> 00:26:32,226
Come on, what's next?
509
00:26:32,259 --> 00:26:33,661
We got time for a few more
510
00:26:33,694 --> 00:26:35,029
before he calls in
the National Guard.
511
00:26:35,062 --> 00:26:37,731
Unless, of course, you want
to blow your brains out.
512
00:26:37,765 --> 00:26:39,333
Personally, if I had nothing
but The Smiths
513
00:26:39,366 --> 00:26:40,401
to listen to all day...
514
00:26:40,434 --> 00:26:41,869
DEAN: Play the first track.
515
00:26:44,438 --> 00:26:47,141
Why are you doing this to me?
516
00:26:47,174 --> 00:26:49,210
DEAN: The Smiths broke up.
517
00:26:49,243 --> 00:26:51,879
You should consider
a candlelight vigil,
518
00:26:51,912 --> 00:26:55,116
something slightly
less illegal.
519
00:26:55,149 --> 00:26:58,886
It called for a more
dramatic gesture.
520
00:26:58,919 --> 00:27:01,856
Yeah, well, if the Denver
suicide rate spikes overnight,
521
00:27:01,889 --> 00:27:03,757
it's on your head, not mine.
522
00:27:04,391 --> 00:27:06,694
I tried that once.
523
00:27:06,727 --> 00:27:10,364
Tried what?
524
00:27:10,397 --> 00:27:11,699
Suicide?
525
00:27:11,732 --> 00:27:14,235
Are you serious?
526
00:27:14,268 --> 00:27:16,770
It didn't work, obviously.
527
00:27:16,804 --> 00:27:19,773
Not that it would have
made much of a difference.
528
00:27:20,908 --> 00:27:24,078
I do wonder what's really left
to live for these days.
529
00:27:28,749 --> 00:27:30,818
How about good music?
530
00:27:30,851 --> 00:27:34,688
[THE SMITHS' "PANIC" PLAYS]
531
00:27:34,722 --> 00:27:38,125
? Panic on the streets
of London ?
532
00:27:38,159 --> 00:27:39,727
? Panic on the streets
of Birmingham ?
533
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:40,895
MORRISSEY: In a live capacity,
534
00:27:40,928 --> 00:27:43,964
the audience seems to be
very celebratory,
535
00:27:43,998 --> 00:27:46,867
almost violent,
very, very wild,
536
00:27:46,901 --> 00:27:49,103
which I'm quite happy about.
537
00:27:49,136 --> 00:27:52,439
? The Leeds side-streets
that you slip down ?
538
00:27:52,473 --> 00:27:53,841
? I wonder to myself ?
539
00:27:53,874 --> 00:27:55,876
I think people
don't really have
540
00:27:55,910 --> 00:27:57,311
many opportunities in life
541
00:27:57,344 --> 00:28:00,781
to let themselves go slightly
and express themselves
542
00:28:00,814 --> 00:28:02,283
and to step out of themselves,
and so on,
543
00:28:02,316 --> 00:28:04,852
and be a little insane.
544
00:28:04,885 --> 00:28:08,088
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
545
00:28:11,492 --> 00:28:15,262
? Burn down the disco ?
546
00:28:15,296 --> 00:28:18,098
? Hang the blessed DJ ?
547
00:28:18,132 --> 00:28:21,869
? Because the music
that they constantly play ?
548
00:28:21,902 --> 00:28:25,940
? It says nothing to me
about my life ?
549
00:28:25,973 --> 00:28:29,109
? Hang the blessed DJ ?
550
00:28:29,143 --> 00:28:32,880
? Because the music
they constantly play ?
551
00:28:32,913 --> 00:28:36,884
? On the Leeds side-streets
that you slip down ?
552
00:28:36,917 --> 00:28:40,154
? Provincial towns
you jog 'round ?
553
00:28:40,187 --> 00:28:44,058
? Hang the DJ, hang the DJ,
hang the DJ ?
554
00:28:44,091 --> 00:28:47,895
? Hang the DJ, hang the DJ,
hang the DJ ?
555
00:28:47,928 --> 00:28:51,031
? Hang the DJ, hang the DJ,
hang the DJ ?
556
00:28:51,065 --> 00:28:54,802
? Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ?
557
00:28:54,835 --> 00:28:58,272
? Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ?
558
00:28:58,305 --> 00:29:02,276
? Hang the DJ, hang the DJ,
hang the DJ ?
559
00:29:02,309 --> 00:29:05,879
? Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ?
560
00:29:05,913 --> 00:29:09,049
? Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ?
561
00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:12,920
? Hang the DJ, hang the DJ,
hang the DJ ?
562
00:29:12,953 --> 00:29:14,989
? Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ?
563
00:29:15,022 --> 00:29:17,424
It's fucking "Metal Guru"
by T.Rex.
564
00:29:17,458 --> 00:29:21,128
Talent borrows.
Genius steals.
565
00:29:21,161 --> 00:29:22,930
Oh, "hang the DJ"?
566
00:29:22,963 --> 00:29:24,231
Please tell me you brought rope.
567
00:29:24,265 --> 00:29:28,235
He's just protesting
the vapidity of the music
568
00:29:28,269 --> 00:29:29,470
that stations like this
569
00:29:29,504 --> 00:29:32,139
cram down our throats
day and night...
570
00:29:32,172 --> 00:29:34,008
hair bands, boy bands,
571
00:29:34,041 --> 00:29:36,977
endless loops
of moldy old classics,
572
00:29:37,011 --> 00:29:41,282
pre-processed pop, Wham!,
Whitney, White Snake.
573
00:29:41,315 --> 00:29:43,384
Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy boy.
Leave Whitney out of this.
574
00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:44,985
DEAN: It's all the same.
575
00:29:45,019 --> 00:29:46,554
- But it isn't.
- DEAN: Isn't it?
576
00:29:46,588 --> 00:29:48,523
What's the message?
Dance party.
577
00:29:48,556 --> 00:29:50,124
Have fun. Get laid.
578
00:29:50,157 --> 00:29:52,527
- Sounds good to me.
- DEAN: It's not reality.
579
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,395
Reality sucks.
580
00:29:54,428 --> 00:29:56,864
Music is an escape.
581
00:29:56,897 --> 00:29:59,900
This music is salvation.
582
00:29:59,933 --> 00:30:01,468
[SIGHS]
583
00:30:02,303 --> 00:30:04,471
Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned,
584
00:30:04,506 --> 00:30:07,408
I've let the record run out.
585
00:30:07,441 --> 00:30:09,109
Alright, maestro, what's next?
586
00:30:10,878 --> 00:30:12,346
DEAN: You pick.
587
00:30:12,379 --> 00:30:14,114
Oh, DJ's choice?
588
00:30:14,148 --> 00:30:16,417
How novel.
589
00:30:16,450 --> 00:30:18,218
Alright.
590
00:30:18,252 --> 00:30:20,154
This one's for you, kid.
591
00:30:22,557 --> 00:30:25,025
He may not be sweet,
he may not be tender,
592
00:30:25,059 --> 00:30:26,894
but he is certainly
a hooligan.
593
00:30:26,927 --> 00:30:28,563
- Play the song.
- Gods of Metal, forgive me,
594
00:30:28,596 --> 00:30:31,265
it's another one by The Smiths.
595
00:30:31,298 --> 00:30:34,835
[THE SMITHS' "SWEET AND TENDER
HOOLIGAN" PLAYS]
596
00:30:41,108 --> 00:30:43,043
Hand it over.
597
00:30:47,381 --> 00:30:49,917
Ooh.
598
00:30:51,018 --> 00:30:54,288
I look supernaturally ugly.
599
00:30:54,321 --> 00:30:56,591
You're beautiful.
600
00:30:56,624 --> 00:30:58,926
Why so obsessed with gloom?
601
00:31:02,329 --> 00:31:07,167
So what the hell
are we going to do tonight?
602
00:31:07,201 --> 00:31:09,036
Sandi Goodrich
is having a kegger.
603
00:31:09,069 --> 00:31:13,440
Oh, a suburban Denver kegger
sounds dreadfully unfashionable.
604
00:31:13,474 --> 00:31:16,443
Oh, maybe your
bisexual boyfriend Brian
605
00:31:16,477 --> 00:31:18,278
will make an appearance.
606
00:31:18,312 --> 00:31:22,149
Well, I suppose it's either that
or stare at broken lightbulbs.
607
00:31:22,182 --> 00:31:26,453
I don't know how you can stand
going to community college here.
608
00:31:26,487 --> 00:31:30,023
I had to get out
of this humdrum town.
609
00:31:30,057 --> 00:31:32,025
BILLY: Yeah, you think
you can catch me?
610
00:31:32,059 --> 00:31:34,027
It's not like
I don't have ambition.
611
00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:37,164
I just thought everything
would be different for me.
612
00:31:37,197 --> 00:31:42,570
It's those obstacles that
only you can see for yourself
613
00:31:42,604 --> 00:31:47,141
and the horrible burden
of time...
614
00:31:49,476 --> 00:31:52,045
...crushing me.
615
00:31:52,079 --> 00:31:56,116
? Et cetera, et cetera,
et cetera, et cetera ?
616
00:31:56,150 --> 00:31:58,686
? In the midst of life
we are in debt ?
617
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,121
? Et cetera ?
618
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,362
[IMITATING ORSON WELLES]
This is Orson Welles.
619
00:32:08,395 --> 00:32:12,132
And you've been listening
to "War of the Worlds."
620
00:32:12,166 --> 00:32:13,434
[NORMAL VOICE]
Just kidding, Denver.
621
00:32:13,467 --> 00:32:14,702
It's Full Metal Mickey.
622
00:32:14,736 --> 00:32:17,171
Or should I say
Mad Manchester Mickey.
623
00:32:17,204 --> 00:32:19,273
Broadcasting to you live
from the funeral pyre.
624
00:32:19,306 --> 00:32:20,441
That's right, people.
625
00:32:20,474 --> 00:32:22,042
The Smiths
have gone up in flames,
626
00:32:22,075 --> 00:32:24,311
and we are burning it down
one song at a time...
627
00:32:24,344 --> 00:32:26,146
at gunpoint.
628
00:32:26,180 --> 00:32:27,715
But my sweet and tender
vinyl terrorist
629
00:32:27,749 --> 00:32:29,651
has agreed to allow me
to open up the phone lines.
630
00:32:29,684 --> 00:32:31,686
So I'm going to be taking
a few special callers
631
00:32:31,719 --> 00:32:33,320
every hour
at the top of the hour.
632
00:32:33,353 --> 00:32:35,623
Starting with you, caller.
You're on the air.
633
00:32:35,657 --> 00:32:38,058
MAN: Yo, Mickey,
The Smiths suck.
634
00:32:38,091 --> 00:32:39,493
No one wants to hear this crap.
635
00:32:39,527 --> 00:32:41,495
You're totally bumming out
our Friday night.
636
00:32:41,529 --> 00:32:43,163
Play some Dokken.
637
00:32:43,197 --> 00:32:44,164
Dokken rules!
638
00:32:44,198 --> 00:32:45,432
Yes, they do.
639
00:32:45,466 --> 00:32:47,034
Metal heads 1, Smiths nil.
640
00:32:47,067 --> 00:32:48,636
560, KISS, you're on the air.
641
00:32:48,670 --> 00:32:49,771
Caller, who am I speaking with?
642
00:32:49,804 --> 00:32:51,405
This is Sandi from Arvada.
643
00:32:51,438 --> 00:32:53,508
And I just want to say
that we are having a party,
644
00:32:53,541 --> 00:32:54,676
and we are all listening
645
00:32:54,709 --> 00:32:56,310
and we are going
to keep on listening
646
00:32:56,343 --> 00:32:58,378
because The Smiths are
the greatest band in the world,
647
00:32:58,412 --> 00:33:00,748
and it's about time that
we heard our music on the radio.
648
00:33:00,782 --> 00:33:03,685
BILLY: Hey, guys,
Sandi's on the radio.
649
00:33:03,718 --> 00:33:05,319
FULL METAL MICKEY:
Sandi, I dream of Dokken.
650
00:33:05,352 --> 00:33:06,621
But wouldn't you know it?
651
00:33:06,654 --> 00:33:09,791
Up next,
another one of your songs.
652
00:33:09,824 --> 00:33:11,693
[THE SMITHS' "WILLIAM,
IT WAS REALLY NOTHING" PLAYS]
653
00:33:11,726 --> 00:33:13,427
They're listening,
654
00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:14,762
Really listening.
655
00:33:14,796 --> 00:33:17,699
? The rain falls hard
on a humdrum town ?
656
00:33:17,732 --> 00:33:20,702
? This town
has dragged you down ?
657
00:33:20,735 --> 00:33:25,507
? Oh the rain falls hard
on a humdrum town ?
658
00:33:25,540 --> 00:33:30,512
? This town
has dragged you down ?
659
00:33:31,713 --> 00:33:35,717
? And everybody's
got to live their life ?
660
00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:38,686
? And God knows
I've got to live mine ?
661
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:46,528
? God knows
I've got to live mine ?
662
00:33:57,839 --> 00:34:05,345
? William, William
it was really nothing ?
663
00:34:05,379 --> 00:34:13,320
? William, William
it was really nothing ?
664
00:34:13,353 --> 00:34:16,089
You didn't tell me
Sandi's brother was home.
665
00:34:17,892 --> 00:34:19,527
There's gonna be jocks
at this party.
666
00:34:19,561 --> 00:34:22,362
SHEILA: We're not in
high school anymore.
667
00:34:22,396 --> 00:34:24,164
Who cares?
668
00:34:24,197 --> 00:34:26,433
I prefer to say
with my own kind.
669
00:34:26,466 --> 00:34:31,104
CLEO: Look.
It's a total freak party.
670
00:34:31,138 --> 00:34:32,607
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
671
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,609
SHEILA: Come on.
672
00:34:34,642 --> 00:34:38,245
This night
will open our eyes.
673
00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:47,220
[THE SMITHS' "BARBARISM BEGINS
AT HOME" PLAYS]
674
00:34:47,254 --> 00:34:51,224
Look as bored
as humanly possible.
675
00:34:51,258 --> 00:34:52,827
Untied tie?
676
00:34:52,860 --> 00:34:55,228
Great look.
677
00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:57,431
Did you hear me
on the radio today?
678
00:34:57,464 --> 00:34:58,733
I think I should have
my own show.
679
00:34:58,766 --> 00:35:02,269
You know, I was thinking
a Duran Duran marathon.
680
00:35:02,302 --> 00:35:04,606
I'm sure there are worse groups
than Duran Duran.
681
00:35:04,639 --> 00:35:06,741
No, please, honey,
if Duran Duran broke up,
682
00:35:06,774 --> 00:35:10,444
I would...
I would set myself on fire.
683
00:35:10,477 --> 00:35:12,479
Come on.
684
00:35:12,513 --> 00:35:15,717
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
685
00:35:26,694 --> 00:35:29,764
? Unruly boys
who will not grow up ?
686
00:35:29,797 --> 00:35:33,400
? Must be taken in hand ?
687
00:35:33,968 --> 00:35:37,639
? Unruly girls
who will not settle down ?
688
00:35:37,672 --> 00:35:42,543
CLEO: I don't know why
you're going to college.
689
00:35:42,577 --> 00:35:46,313
Drop out.
690
00:35:46,346 --> 00:35:51,351
Let's travel abroad together,
live a little.
691
00:35:51,385 --> 00:35:52,720
To Paris?
692
00:35:52,754 --> 00:35:56,624
But what about Bruno?
693
00:35:56,658 --> 00:35:59,359
Wouldn't I cramp your style?
694
00:35:59,393 --> 00:36:01,261
Hi, Billy.
695
00:36:01,294 --> 00:36:02,697
Hi, Siouxsie.
696
00:36:02,730 --> 00:36:05,465
You know, you still put
something in my heart.
697
00:36:05,499 --> 00:36:07,200
That joke isn't funny anymore.
698
00:36:07,234 --> 00:36:10,505
Come on, Billy,
I know you're still spellbound.
699
00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:14,742
Siouxsie Chu and you?
700
00:36:14,776 --> 00:36:17,578
One month. Last summer.
701
00:36:17,612 --> 00:36:19,614
All she wanted to do
was watch "Liquid Sky"
702
00:36:19,647 --> 00:36:20,982
and listen to Bauhaus
in the dark
703
00:36:21,015 --> 00:36:22,116
while she bit my neck.
704
00:36:22,150 --> 00:36:26,854
? Who will not settle down
must be taken in hand ?
705
00:36:26,888 --> 00:36:29,456
CLEO: They all look dead
from the neck up.
706
00:36:29,489 --> 00:36:33,661
SHEILA: What are you kidding?
Sandi's family is perfect.
707
00:36:33,695 --> 00:36:38,231
Nobody's family is perfect.
708
00:36:38,265 --> 00:36:43,771
I bet you if you look
into her medicine cabinet,
709
00:36:43,805 --> 00:36:48,543
she's hooked on diet pills,
just like my mom.
710
00:36:59,486 --> 00:37:02,557
? You're the one
hat's left in the dark ?
711
00:37:02,590 --> 00:37:04,424
Hey, Sheila.
712
00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:06,027
Hey, David.
713
00:37:06,060 --> 00:37:09,764
Crazy Cleo
and the brothers gay.
714
00:37:09,797 --> 00:37:12,700
Hey, man, can I borrow
some eyeliner?
715
00:37:12,734 --> 00:37:13,768
I might need a touch up.
716
00:37:13,801 --> 00:37:15,002
I'll give you a touch up.
717
00:37:15,036 --> 00:37:16,671
Dude, these are
my sister's friends, man.
718
00:37:16,704 --> 00:37:19,473
Just chill out.
719
00:37:19,507 --> 00:37:21,008
I'm just fucking with you, dude.
720
00:37:21,042 --> 00:37:23,544
Cool?
721
00:37:23,845 --> 00:37:26,814
? Don't give up
We'll be alright ?
722
00:37:26,848 --> 00:37:32,620
What's not cool
is the shitty music.
723
00:37:32,653 --> 00:37:35,489
[RADIO TURNS OFF]
724
00:37:35,523 --> 00:37:37,357
Yuck.
725
00:37:37,390 --> 00:37:40,061
Bon Jovi.
726
00:37:40,094 --> 00:37:42,395
Boston.
727
00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:44,565
Bryan Adams?
728
00:37:44,599 --> 00:37:46,366
Michael fucking Bolton?
729
00:37:46,399 --> 00:37:49,036
Oh, come on, he's playing
Red Rocks next weekend.
730
00:37:49,070 --> 00:37:50,772
Yeah?
731
00:37:50,805 --> 00:37:52,807
Got an extra ticket.
732
00:37:53,541 --> 00:37:57,011
I'd rather go
to my own funeral.
733
00:37:59,113 --> 00:38:00,882
Let's see.
734
00:38:03,416 --> 00:38:04,552
[ALL GROAN]
735
00:38:04,585 --> 00:38:06,521
? Every day you must say ?
736
00:38:06,554 --> 00:38:07,989
You're welcome.
737
00:38:08,022 --> 00:38:12,627
? So how do I feel
about my life? ?
738
00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:15,395
? Anything is hard to find ?
739
00:38:15,428 --> 00:38:16,831
? When you will not
open your eyes ?
740
00:38:16,864 --> 00:38:18,966
I am wicked sorry
about these guys.
741
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,368
I'll sing you song.
I won't take long.
742
00:38:21,401 --> 00:38:23,370
? All jocks are assholes ?
743
00:38:23,403 --> 00:38:26,908
Well, some of us
aren't so bad.
744
00:38:26,941 --> 00:38:29,644
I dig this new look, though.
It's good.
745
00:38:29,677 --> 00:38:32,079
Well, it's not, like,
too Madonna, is it?
746
00:38:32,113 --> 00:38:33,548
I mean, I like her and all,
747
00:38:33,581 --> 00:38:35,650
but I'm not into
that boy-toy bullshit.
748
00:38:35,683 --> 00:38:38,052
No, no, no. It's good.
749
00:38:38,085 --> 00:38:40,521
You look good.
750
00:38:40,555 --> 00:38:42,389
You guys want another round,
or...?
751
00:38:42,422 --> 00:38:43,658
Mm.
752
00:38:43,691 --> 00:38:45,893
- No, we're good.
- Well, I need another.
753
00:38:45,927 --> 00:38:48,529
After you.
754
00:38:48,563 --> 00:38:51,331
Cheer up, Paddy.
It's a party.
755
00:39:01,542 --> 00:39:04,145
What the hell
does she see in him?
756
00:39:04,178 --> 00:39:09,083
Maybe you should give her
what she's asking for.
757
00:39:09,116 --> 00:39:10,651
[GROANS]
758
00:39:10,685 --> 00:39:12,653
I hate sex.
759
00:39:18,659 --> 00:39:20,962
The smoke gets
in my brain.
760
00:39:29,837 --> 00:39:32,707
Johnny plays the mandolin.
761
00:39:32,740 --> 00:39:34,609
What's up with the hearing aid?
762
00:39:34,642 --> 00:39:37,845
Maybe he's trying
to tell you to listen up.
763
00:39:37,879 --> 00:39:40,615
Open your ears and your mind.
764
00:39:40,648 --> 00:39:44,484
This is not
an ordinary rock song.
765
00:39:44,518 --> 00:39:45,820
Why don't you open
your ears, man?
766
00:39:45,853 --> 00:39:46,988
MAN: What American city?
767
00:39:47,021 --> 00:39:49,657
You're so obsessed with
Morrissey and the mopey mopes
768
00:39:49,690 --> 00:39:51,993
that you can't hear what's good
about other kinds of music.
769
00:39:52,026 --> 00:39:54,061
[CLICKS TONGUE]
770
00:39:54,095 --> 00:39:54,762
What are you doing?
771
00:39:54,795 --> 00:39:56,931
Okay, ease up there, Rebel Yell.
772
00:39:56,964 --> 00:39:58,966
All this talk of mind opening
just reminded me
773
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,702
I've got some pretty killer
Columbian red
774
00:40:01,736 --> 00:40:04,639
in my Kiss lunchbox.
775
00:40:16,918 --> 00:40:19,654
Come on, man,
put the gun down.
776
00:40:19,687 --> 00:40:21,622
Smoke some drugs with me.
777
00:40:26,227 --> 00:40:28,963
Yeah, buddy.
778
00:40:40,675 --> 00:40:44,979
Now, if you don't
mind my asking,
779
00:40:45,012 --> 00:40:47,615
what could be so bad
that you'd want to end it all
780
00:40:47,648 --> 00:40:50,518
before you even graduated
high school?
781
00:40:50,551 --> 00:40:53,187
My life sucked.
782
00:40:53,220 --> 00:40:56,958
No one knew me,
and yet everyone gave me shit.
783
00:40:56,991 --> 00:40:59,026
Even the nerds.
784
00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:03,164
And the girl
I thought I liked.
785
00:41:03,197 --> 00:41:05,166
So I found a razor blade.
786
00:41:08,102 --> 00:41:11,906
I'll never forget, though,
my first day back at work,
787
00:41:11,939 --> 00:41:15,743
we got this new import in.
788
00:41:15,776 --> 00:41:17,044
I had never
heard of them before.
789
00:41:17,078 --> 00:41:21,849
I just listened to it
over and over again.
790
00:41:21,882 --> 00:41:23,985
It's like nothing
I'd ever heard.
791
00:41:24,018 --> 00:41:27,088
Martyrdom
and meaningless death,
792
00:41:27,121 --> 00:41:31,592
guilt and heroism,
sex and celibacy,
793
00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:35,863
catharsis and deceit.
794
00:41:37,131 --> 00:41:42,236
All the horrors
you have to face up to.
795
00:41:42,269 --> 00:41:45,006
I owe them everything.
796
00:41:45,773 --> 00:41:47,274
They saved my life.
797
00:41:47,308 --> 00:41:50,878
Well, in the end, man,
they're just a band.
798
00:41:50,911 --> 00:41:52,680
They break up all the time.
799
00:41:52,713 --> 00:41:55,149
But they are
the only band that matters.
800
00:41:55,182 --> 00:41:58,919
Clearly never listened
to Twisted fucking Sister.
801
00:42:08,329 --> 00:42:11,065
You know, dude,
802
00:42:11,098 --> 00:42:13,601
one day your heroes
are going to grow old,
803
00:42:13,634 --> 00:42:15,970
and they're going to change.
804
00:42:16,003 --> 00:42:18,239
And they're going to put out
shitty music.
805
00:42:18,272 --> 00:42:22,209
And they're going to say stupid
things that betray the past.
806
00:42:22,243 --> 00:42:25,046
In the end,
they will only disappoint you.
807
00:42:25,079 --> 00:42:26,714
Jesus.
808
00:42:26,747 --> 00:42:29,950
Are you sure
you're not a Smiths fan?
809
00:42:29,984 --> 00:42:34,688
I know "It's Over" is next,
but it is far from being so.
810
00:42:34,722 --> 00:42:36,690
But don't despair, Denver.
811
00:42:36,724 --> 00:42:41,062
Relax, have a smoke,
have a toke,
812
00:42:41,095 --> 00:42:44,965
You might find it actually
starts to grow on you.
813
00:42:44,999 --> 00:42:47,701
You know?
814
00:42:47,735 --> 00:42:51,772
? Oh Mother, I can feel ?
815
00:42:51,806 --> 00:42:56,944
? The soil falling
over my head ?
816
00:42:56,977 --> 00:42:58,746
BILLY:
Where are you taking me?
817
00:42:58,779 --> 00:43:01,982
CLEO: I stole a joint
from one of those jocks.
818
00:43:14,695 --> 00:43:17,665
You know, I could have
kicked that guy's ass.
819
00:43:17,698 --> 00:43:19,800
Why'd you stop me?
820
00:43:19,834 --> 00:43:25,606
It was enough that you tried
to defend my honor.
821
00:43:28,275 --> 00:43:29,810
[COUGHS]
822
00:43:36,317 --> 00:43:38,419
You want to know something?
823
00:43:38,452 --> 00:43:39,854
BILLY: What?
824
00:43:39,887 --> 00:43:43,124
I fucking hate
Molly Ringwald.
825
00:43:43,157 --> 00:43:46,327
- Huh?
- CLEO: Not her as a person,
826
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,696
but, like,
in "Pretty in Pink,"
827
00:43:48,729 --> 00:43:50,865
what was that about,
really?
828
00:43:52,032 --> 00:43:59,707
She's so worried about being
liked by this preppy asshole.
829
00:43:59,740 --> 00:44:04,111
She's got a cool job
and awesome clothes.
830
00:44:04,145 --> 00:44:08,149
And it's some big deal
831
00:44:08,182 --> 00:44:12,153
for someone normal to like her
and go to prom.
832
00:44:15,122 --> 00:44:21,829
Her cool best friend
is in love with her,
833
00:44:21,862 --> 00:44:26,300
and she's kind of a bitch
about it.
834
00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:29,370
is that supposed
to be our lives?
835
00:44:29,403 --> 00:44:31,372
Soundtrack is killer.
836
00:44:31,405 --> 00:44:33,107
They have no idea.
837
00:44:33,140 --> 00:44:38,012
CLEO: That freckled freak should
try living with my mother
838
00:44:38,045 --> 00:44:43,150
and the losers
she brings home.
839
00:44:45,019 --> 00:44:49,256
I'd leap in front
of a flying bullet for you.
840
00:44:49,290 --> 00:44:51,125
[CHUCKLES]
841
00:44:51,158 --> 00:44:53,194
I know.
842
00:44:59,366 --> 00:45:05,005
We tried. We failed.
843
00:45:05,039 --> 00:45:08,510
We're much better off
as friends.
844
00:45:08,543 --> 00:45:11,145
I'm just a joke to you.
845
00:45:11,912 --> 00:45:15,816
I know there's no French
boyfriend waiting for you.
846
00:45:15,849 --> 00:45:19,119
I'm real and I'm right here.
847
00:45:19,153 --> 00:45:20,988
You don't care.
848
00:45:21,021 --> 00:45:23,891
After tonight, we might not
see each other again.
849
00:45:23,924 --> 00:45:27,461
You think you're so much better
than everybody else here,
850
00:45:27,494 --> 00:45:29,763
but really,
you are going nowhere fast,
851
00:45:29,797 --> 00:45:31,332
just like the rest
of the losers in this.
852
00:45:31,365 --> 00:45:34,301
I'm going somewhere.
Okay?
853
00:45:34,335 --> 00:45:37,104
I might even leave tonight.
854
00:45:37,137 --> 00:45:39,273
Right, Right.
855
00:45:39,306 --> 00:45:41,141
God, you're such a poser.
856
00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:48,449
? Love is natural
and real ?
857
00:45:48,482 --> 00:45:50,217
Cleo!
858
00:45:50,251 --> 00:45:51,452
Damn it!
859
00:45:51,485 --> 00:45:54,188
? But not for
such as you and I ?
860
00:45:54,221 --> 00:45:56,390
? My love ?
861
00:45:56,423 --> 00:46:00,894
? Oh Mother, I can feel ?
862
00:46:00,928 --> 00:46:06,834
? The soil falling
over my head ?
863
00:46:06,867 --> 00:46:10,404
? Oh, oh, oh-oh ?
864
00:46:10,437 --> 00:46:13,173
? Mother, I can feel ?
865
00:46:13,207 --> 00:46:19,581
? The soil falling
over my head ?
866
00:46:19,614 --> 00:46:23,083
? Oh, oh, oh-oh ?
867
00:46:23,117 --> 00:46:26,020
? Mother ?
868
00:46:26,053 --> 00:46:27,421
Oh.
869
00:46:27,454 --> 00:46:29,056
Oh, yeah.
870
00:46:29,089 --> 00:46:30,791
Oh, fuck.
871
00:46:34,061 --> 00:46:35,563
Patrick!
872
00:46:38,465 --> 00:46:40,968
- Uh...
- [SHOUTS]
873
00:46:47,141 --> 00:46:51,145
[BOTH LAUGH]
874
00:46:51,178 --> 00:46:54,381
The true mystery of the world
is the visible,
875
00:46:54,415 --> 00:46:58,319
not the invisible.
876
00:46:58,352 --> 00:47:00,454
Oscar Wilde said that.
877
00:47:03,525 --> 00:47:04,925
BILLY:
Does this look like someone
878
00:47:04,958 --> 00:47:07,127
who should be joining
the armed forces?
879
00:47:11,432 --> 00:47:14,101
Sometimes I feel like
my insides and my outsides
880
00:47:14,134 --> 00:47:17,639
don't match, you know?
881
00:47:17,672 --> 00:47:20,908
Like, am I in love with Cleo,
882
00:47:20,941 --> 00:47:22,544
or do I want to be her?
883
00:47:22,577 --> 00:47:24,512
Am I a man or a woman?
884
00:47:24,546 --> 00:47:27,881
Am I alive or dead?
885
00:47:27,915 --> 00:47:29,551
I look in the mirror sometimes,
886
00:47:29,584 --> 00:47:34,088
and I don't know
who I'm looking at.
887
00:47:34,121 --> 00:47:36,457
You ever do that?
888
00:47:40,361 --> 00:47:41,629
When I was 14,
889
00:47:41,663 --> 00:47:44,098
I took down all the mirrors
in our house.
890
00:47:46,701 --> 00:47:50,904
If I look long enough.
I disappear.
891
00:47:53,340 --> 00:47:57,077
I can't believe the Army
is letting in such a headcase.
892
00:47:58,112 --> 00:48:01,048
But part of me wants to do it,
you know,
893
00:48:01,081 --> 00:48:06,053
maybe... maybe just
to please my dad, I guess.
894
00:48:06,554 --> 00:48:09,356
But then another part of me
just wants to smoke joints,
895
00:48:09,390 --> 00:48:11,458
hang out, have friendly wanks
896
00:48:11,492 --> 00:48:15,028
with big, lusty,
busty pink balloons.
897
00:48:15,062 --> 00:48:16,997
[LAUGHS]
898
00:48:20,334 --> 00:48:21,636
Oh.
899
00:48:21,669 --> 00:48:24,171
Am I 2 people or 100?
900
00:48:24,204 --> 00:48:28,208
I've only ever known
one of you.
901
00:48:28,242 --> 00:48:31,713
SHEILA: Wow, I am impressed.
902
00:48:31,746 --> 00:48:34,481
DAVID: You didn't think
I was cool, did you?
903
00:48:34,516 --> 00:48:36,651
No.
904
00:48:36,684 --> 00:48:39,119
The senior class trip
to London,
905
00:48:39,153 --> 00:48:41,288
we get invited
to this really cool party.
906
00:48:41,321 --> 00:48:42,557
We get super drunk
907
00:48:42,590 --> 00:48:45,426
and steal it
right off the guy's wall.
908
00:48:45,459 --> 00:48:47,027
Him and his friends
were so pissed,
909
00:48:47,060 --> 00:48:48,429
they chased us
all around Piccadilly,
910
00:48:48,462 --> 00:48:53,668
but we jumped into a cab
and escaped.
911
00:48:54,468 --> 00:48:56,103
Hey.
912
00:48:56,504 --> 00:48:57,605
[BOTH LAUGH]
913
00:48:57,639 --> 00:48:59,674
BILLY: Revenge. Go on.
914
00:48:59,707 --> 00:49:03,210
Make the worst face ever.
915
00:49:03,243 --> 00:49:05,045
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
916
00:49:05,078 --> 00:49:07,114
[LAUGHS]
917
00:49:07,147 --> 00:49:09,717
Oh, classic.
918
00:49:13,220 --> 00:49:16,123
I'm sick, I'm dull,
I'm plain.
919
00:49:16,156 --> 00:49:18,025
Hey, hey.
920
00:49:22,095 --> 00:49:25,499
I'm not the man
you think I am.
921
00:49:25,533 --> 00:49:28,570
Shut up and make a face.
922
00:49:28,603 --> 00:49:31,438
SHEILA: Do you even like
The Smiths?
923
00:49:31,472 --> 00:49:35,543
No, I don't.
924
00:49:37,612 --> 00:49:39,747
Well...
925
00:49:43,618 --> 00:49:47,020
[THE SMITHS' "GIRL AFRAID"
PLAYS]
926
00:50:15,349 --> 00:50:17,451
? Girl afraid ?
927
00:50:17,484 --> 00:50:18,720
? Where do his intentions lay? ?
928
00:50:18,753 --> 00:50:20,320
What about your boyfriend?
929
00:50:20,354 --> 00:50:24,124
He cares more about his bowtie
than he does about me.
930
00:50:24,157 --> 00:50:29,631
? She says, "He never really
looks at me ?
931
00:50:29,664 --> 00:50:35,235
? I give him
every opportunity ?
932
00:50:35,269 --> 00:50:36,504
Just for the record,
933
00:50:36,538 --> 00:50:38,205
you are so much hotter
than Madonna.
934
00:50:38,238 --> 00:50:39,206
Shut up.
935
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,375
? In the room downstairs
he sat and stared ?
936
00:50:41,408 --> 00:50:46,213
? In the room downstairs
he sat and stared ?
937
00:50:46,246 --> 00:50:51,051
? I'll never make
that mistake again" ?
938
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,460
It's not your first time,
is it?
939
00:51:00,494 --> 00:51:02,229
SHEILA: Is it yours?
940
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:12,172
? I'll never make
that mistake again ?
941
00:51:16,611 --> 00:51:22,650
? I'll never make
that mistake again ?
942
00:51:33,427 --> 00:51:35,597
[GRUNTS]
943
00:51:37,431 --> 00:51:40,434
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
944
00:51:40,467 --> 00:51:42,202
That was awesome.
945
00:51:42,235 --> 00:51:45,339
[CHUCKLES]
946
00:51:45,372 --> 00:51:46,874
You were great.
947
00:51:49,911 --> 00:51:52,814
So do you want to hang out
again sometime?
948
00:51:54,649 --> 00:51:58,519
? And I know because
you said so ?
949
00:51:58,553 --> 00:52:04,859
I'm just home
for the weekend.
950
00:52:04,892 --> 00:52:07,227
Well, we could see
a movie tomorrow?
951
00:52:09,262 --> 00:52:11,164
SHEILA: Tomorrow?
952
00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:15,637
What makes you think
we're gonna that long?
953
00:52:17,905 --> 00:52:22,577
[DISSONANT PIANO CHORD PLAYS]
954
00:52:26,614 --> 00:52:29,149
[DISSONANT PIANO CHORD PLAYS]
955
00:52:44,532 --> 00:52:46,634
Fuck!
956
00:52:47,969 --> 00:52:50,170
Oh, my God.
957
00:52:52,540 --> 00:52:54,642
Are you okay?
958
00:52:56,376 --> 00:52:58,813
Do you have any lipstick?
959
00:53:03,918 --> 00:53:05,352
Black magic.
960
00:53:05,385 --> 00:53:07,655
Keep it.
961
00:53:08,656 --> 00:53:10,591
Thanks.
962
00:53:29,711 --> 00:53:31,512
It's not really my color, is it?
963
00:53:31,546 --> 00:53:34,816
[LAUGHS]
964
00:53:49,864 --> 00:53:53,901
He used to babysit
me and Sandi.
965
00:53:53,935 --> 00:53:58,573
I always had
this idiotic crush on him.
966
00:53:58,606 --> 00:54:01,943
? 15 minutes with you ?
967
00:54:01,976 --> 00:54:04,679
It didn't even last that long.
968
00:54:06,781 --> 00:54:12,920
I really, really don't think
I know how sex works.
969
00:54:12,954 --> 00:54:16,456
I don't think I know
how anything works.
970
00:54:16,791 --> 00:54:22,797
I'm getting A's in school,
and I don't know why.
971
00:54:23,564 --> 00:54:27,467
I'm bored.
972
00:54:27,501 --> 00:54:31,404
I don't want
to study economics.
973
00:54:31,438 --> 00:54:33,040
I want to be in a band.
974
00:54:33,074 --> 00:54:38,378
I want to have real orgasms
with cute boys.
975
00:54:38,411 --> 00:54:41,015
I want to live.
976
00:54:44,685 --> 00:54:49,690
I have a confession to make.
977
00:54:49,724 --> 00:54:52,827
Bruno isn't real.
978
00:54:55,428 --> 00:54:57,364
SHEILA: I know.
979
00:54:57,397 --> 00:54:58,533
[LAUGHS]
980
00:54:58,566 --> 00:55:01,434
I haven't even been to Paris,
981
00:55:01,468 --> 00:55:05,006
My mom's drinking again
and sleeping with the bookie.
982
00:55:05,039 --> 00:55:09,644
I'm not even going
to community college.
983
00:55:09,677 --> 00:55:14,081
I'm a full-time
supermarket checkout queen.
984
00:55:18,085 --> 00:55:22,422
Safeway, here I come.
985
00:55:22,690 --> 00:55:24,892
[CHUCKLES]
986
00:55:24,926 --> 00:55:28,095
[THE SMITHS' "THE BOY WITH
A THORN IN SIDE" PLAYS]
987
00:55:38,405 --> 00:55:42,043
? The boy with the thorn
in his side ?
988
00:55:42,076 --> 00:55:47,748
? Behind the hatred there lies
a murderous desire ?
989
00:55:47,782 --> 00:55:51,919
? For love ?
990
00:55:51,953 --> 00:55:55,790
? How can they look
into my eyes ?
991
00:55:55,823 --> 00:55:59,126
? And still they don't
believe me? ?
992
00:56:00,061 --> 00:56:03,698
? How can they hear me
say those words ?
993
00:56:03,731 --> 00:56:06,968
? Still they don't
believe me? ?
994
00:56:07,735 --> 00:56:11,739
? And if they don't
believe me now ?
995
00:56:11,772 --> 00:56:15,743
? Will they ever believe me? ?
996
00:56:15,776 --> 00:56:19,113
? And if they don't
believe me now ?
997
00:56:19,146 --> 00:56:23,184
? Will they ever,
they ever believe me? ?
998
00:56:23,217 --> 00:56:25,953
? Oh, oh-oh ?
999
00:56:25,987 --> 00:56:27,788
? Oh, oh-oh-oh ?
1000
00:56:27,822 --> 00:56:29,891
? Oh, oh-oh-oh ?
1001
00:56:29,924 --> 00:56:34,829
? Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh ?
1002
00:56:34,862 --> 00:56:38,465
? The boy with the thorn
in his side ?
1003
00:56:38,498 --> 00:56:44,505
? Behind the hatred there lies
a plundering desire ?
1004
00:56:44,538 --> 00:56:45,673
? For love ?
1005
00:56:45,706 --> 00:56:48,676
I am super drunk.
1006
00:56:50,878 --> 00:56:52,947
- [GRUNTS]
- [ALL MURMUR]
1007
00:56:57,118 --> 00:56:59,486
What was that?
1008
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:01,522
I'm just out to have
a good time.
1009
00:57:01,555 --> 00:57:04,091
All the rest is propaganda.
1010
00:57:04,125 --> 00:57:08,495
? And if they don't
believe us now ?
1011
00:57:08,529 --> 00:57:11,933
? Will they ever believe us? ?
1012
00:57:11,966 --> 00:57:13,768
FULL METAL MICKEY:
What's next, dude?
1013
00:57:13,801 --> 00:57:16,203
DEAN: The title track.
"Meat is Murder."
1014
00:57:16,237 --> 00:57:18,039
Ah, the manifesto album.
1015
00:57:21,842 --> 00:57:23,511
They for real vegetarians?
1016
00:57:23,544 --> 00:57:24,679
Yeah.
1017
00:57:24,712 --> 00:57:26,847
- Don't mess with me, bro.
- DEAN: I'm not.
1018
00:57:26,881 --> 00:57:29,817
I am, too, a non-meat eater.
1019
00:57:29,850 --> 00:57:31,819
I heard that album.
1020
00:57:31,852 --> 00:57:36,757
One day I could no longer
keep down my mother's meat loaf.
1021
00:57:36,791 --> 00:57:39,093
So it was child abuse
by meat loaf
1022
00:57:39,126 --> 00:57:40,828
that drove you
to this life of crime?
1023
00:57:40,861 --> 00:57:43,764
DEAN: Yeah, they're not so bad,
my folks.
1024
00:57:43,798 --> 00:57:46,267
They just worship
my older brother.
1025
00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:47,868
Quarterback?
1026
00:57:47,902 --> 00:57:51,639
Quarterback, pitcher,
power forward.
1027
00:57:51,672 --> 00:57:54,642
He plays golf.
It's ridiculous.
1028
00:57:54,675 --> 00:57:56,811
I'm invisible.
1029
00:57:56,844 --> 00:58:00,114
But, yeah, meat loaf
every single Monday.
1030
00:58:02,817 --> 00:58:09,123
[COWS MOOING]
1031
00:58:12,827 --> 00:58:16,764
? Heifer whines
could be human cries ?
1032
00:58:16,797 --> 00:58:19,567
MORRISSEY: We feel that
popular music should be used
1033
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,168
in order to make
serious statements
1034
00:58:21,202 --> 00:58:25,172
because so many groups sell
masses and masses of records
1035
00:58:25,206 --> 00:58:28,542
and don't raise people's
level of consciousness
1036
00:58:28,576 --> 00:58:29,844
in any direction.
1037
00:58:29,877 --> 00:58:31,645
And we find that quite sinful,
1038
00:58:31,679 --> 00:58:34,749
especially in these
serious times.
1039
00:58:34,782 --> 00:58:37,985
? This beautiful creature
must die ?
1040
00:58:38,019 --> 00:58:40,254
? A death for no reason ?
1041
00:58:40,287 --> 00:58:45,226
? And death for no reason
is murder ?
1042
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:49,030
You know, I quit meat
when I was 12.
1043
00:58:49,063 --> 00:58:50,865
And I figured
if Geezer Butler,
1044
00:58:50,898 --> 00:58:54,235
vegan metal God of Black Sabbath
could do it.
1045
00:58:54,268 --> 00:58:56,604
No shit.
1046
00:58:58,372 --> 00:59:00,741
And other than the fact
that you're pointing a gun
1047
00:59:00,775 --> 00:59:02,743
in my direction...
1048
00:59:05,246 --> 00:59:07,848
...I'm actually happy
you came in tonight.
1049
00:59:15,723 --> 00:59:20,194
Meatheads of the world,
the message is heavy.
1050
00:59:20,227 --> 00:59:23,030
Moral not metal.
1051
00:59:23,064 --> 00:59:25,132
Animals are people, too.
1052
00:59:25,166 --> 00:59:30,004
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1053
00:59:30,037 --> 00:59:36,143
? Kitchen aromas
aren't very homely ?
1054
00:59:37,211 --> 00:59:38,779
Uh, um...
1055
00:59:38,813 --> 00:59:41,315
? It's not comforting,
cheery or kind ?
1056
00:59:41,348 --> 00:59:43,984
Hey, uh...
1057
00:59:44,018 --> 00:59:45,719
Are you alright?
1058
00:59:46,353 --> 00:59:49,857
I'm unhealthy and frazzled,
but other than that.
1059
01:00:03,170 --> 01:00:04,738
BRIAN: Your, um...
1060
01:00:04,772 --> 01:00:08,008
your eyes are falling apart.
1061
01:00:20,888 --> 01:00:24,258
I'm so tired of myself tonight.
1062
01:00:24,291 --> 01:00:26,760
I just want to be somebody else.
1063
01:00:28,195 --> 01:00:30,698
Be yourself.
1064
01:00:30,731 --> 01:00:33,000
Everyone else
is already taken.
1065
01:00:35,469 --> 01:00:38,205
[GLASS SHATTERS]
1066
01:00:38,239 --> 01:00:40,207
Where are the mystery girls?
1067
01:00:40,241 --> 01:00:43,177
We're right here, Romeo.
1068
01:00:45,012 --> 01:00:47,381
I should never
have been born a man.
1069
01:00:47,414 --> 01:00:51,685
I would have been better off
as a seagull or a fish.
1070
01:00:52,319 --> 01:00:54,688
I'm a stranger.
1071
01:00:54,722 --> 01:00:59,693
I don't belong here or there
or anywhere.
1072
01:00:59,727 --> 01:01:02,796
All I ever do is want,
and nobody wants me back.
1073
01:01:02,830 --> 01:01:06,767
Are you trying to steal
Patrick from me?
1074
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:09,770
I'm just trying to show
Patrick who he is.
1075
01:01:09,803 --> 01:01:13,440
If I can't be me,
maybe he can be him.
1076
01:01:16,410 --> 01:01:18,112
There.
1077
01:01:24,519 --> 01:01:30,157
And, uh, who do
I have the pleasure?
1078
01:01:30,191 --> 01:01:31,258
Oh, Patrick.
1079
01:01:31,292 --> 01:01:33,093
Patrick.
1080
01:01:33,127 --> 01:01:34,828
I'm Brian.
1081
01:01:36,497 --> 01:01:38,766
- Brian?
- Mm-hmm.
1082
01:01:38,799 --> 01:01:40,067
Brian Briggs.
1083
01:01:40,100 --> 01:01:42,703
I think you know
my friend Cleo.
1084
01:01:46,273 --> 01:01:51,513
Oh, uh, one more thing,
your bow tie.
1085
01:01:51,546 --> 01:01:52,880
Oh, it's supposed to be...
1086
01:01:52,913 --> 01:01:54,815
It's supposed to be...
1087
01:01:56,884 --> 01:01:59,019
- It's a look.
- Mm-hmm.
1088
01:02:04,458 --> 01:02:06,260
I'm in love.
1089
01:02:06,293 --> 01:02:08,796
I'm on fire.
1090
01:02:08,829 --> 01:02:12,766
You just never begin
to amaze me.
1091
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:15,903
I don't think I'll ever
quite get over you.
1092
01:02:16,904 --> 01:02:19,373
- [GRUNTS]
- [LAUGHS]
1093
01:02:19,406 --> 01:02:20,874
Brian?
1094
01:02:20,908 --> 01:02:22,243
Hey, there you are.
1095
01:02:22,276 --> 01:02:25,279
Oh, my God, you made it.
1096
01:02:25,312 --> 01:02:28,148
This is my friend Patrick
I was telling you about.
1097
01:02:28,182 --> 01:02:30,518
Yeah, we've already met.
1098
01:02:30,552 --> 01:02:36,357
See, good times
for a change.
1099
01:02:36,390 --> 01:02:38,192
Top of the hour,
1100
01:02:38,225 --> 01:02:40,761
Come with me.
1101
01:02:45,466 --> 01:02:47,368
What did I miss?
1102
01:02:47,401 --> 01:02:50,471
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
1103
01:02:50,505 --> 01:02:56,176
[PHONE BEEPING]
1104
01:02:56,210 --> 01:02:57,945
FULL METAL MICKEY:
You're listening to KISS 101's
1105
01:02:57,978 --> 01:03:00,114
full Morrissey meltdown.
1106
01:03:00,147 --> 01:03:01,516
It's the top of the hour,
Denver,
1107
01:03:01,549 --> 01:03:02,950
and you know what that means.
1108
01:03:02,983 --> 01:03:04,318
The lines are now open.
1109
01:03:04,351 --> 01:03:06,020
And we have a caller.
1110
01:03:06,053 --> 01:03:07,154
Hello.
1111
01:03:07,187 --> 01:03:10,558
Hi, my name's Cleo.
1112
01:03:10,592 --> 01:03:15,262
And I just wanted to say
thank you
1113
01:03:15,296 --> 01:03:19,601
to the charming man holding
the radio station hostage.
1114
01:03:19,634 --> 01:03:23,605
A thank you from all of us,
right, guys?
1115
01:03:23,638 --> 01:03:27,274
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
1116
01:03:27,308 --> 01:03:31,111
You're going to go down
in musical history.
1117
01:03:31,145 --> 01:03:36,850
And one more thing,
I have a special request.
1118
01:03:38,553 --> 01:03:46,927
[THE SMITHS'
"SHEILA TAKE A BOW" PLAYS]
1119
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:50,565
? Is it wrong to want
to live on your own? ?
1120
01:03:50,598 --> 01:03:54,602
? No, it's not wrong,
but I must know ?
1121
01:03:54,636 --> 01:03:58,472
? How can someone so young ?
1122
01:03:58,506 --> 01:04:03,010
? Sing words so sad? ?
1123
01:04:03,043 --> 01:04:06,480
? Sheila take a,
Sheila take a bow ?
1124
01:04:06,514 --> 01:04:10,317
? Boot the grime of this world
in the crotch, dear ?
1125
01:04:10,351 --> 01:04:13,253
? And don't go home tonight ?
1126
01:04:13,287 --> 01:04:18,292
? Come out and find the one that
you love and who loves you ?
1127
01:04:18,325 --> 01:04:23,931
? The one that you love
and who loves you ?
1128
01:04:29,036 --> 01:04:33,006
? Is it wrong not
to always be glad? ?
1129
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:36,544
? No, it's not wrong,
but I must add ?
1130
01:04:36,578 --> 01:04:40,548
? How can someone so young ?
1131
01:04:40,582 --> 01:04:45,018
? Sing words so sad? ?
1132
01:04:45,052 --> 01:04:48,422
Sheila take a,
Sheila take a bow
1133
01:04:48,455 --> 01:04:52,527
? Boot the grime of this world
in the crotch, dear ?
1134
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:55,362
? And don't go home tonight
1135
01:04:55,396 --> 01:05:00,067
? Come out and find the one that
you love and who loves you ?
1136
01:05:00,100 --> 01:05:01,603
? The one that you love
and who loves you ?
1137
01:05:01,636 --> 01:05:03,137
Be drunk always.
1138
01:05:03,170 --> 01:05:05,272
Nothing else matters.
1139
01:05:05,305 --> 01:05:09,176
And I'm sorry I tried
to break your face.
1140
01:05:09,209 --> 01:05:10,310
That's okay.
1141
01:05:10,344 --> 01:05:12,279
I'm completely unpredictable,
1142
01:05:12,312 --> 01:05:14,148
especially on Friday.
1143
01:05:16,116 --> 01:05:17,719
? Sheila take a,
Sheila take a bow ?
1144
01:05:17,752 --> 01:05:19,621
I think we should go.
1145
01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:23,056
? La, la, la,
la-la, la-la, la ?
1146
01:05:23,090 --> 01:05:27,161
? Throw your homework
onto the fire ?
1147
01:05:27,194 --> 01:05:31,031
? Come out and find the one
that you love ?
1148
01:05:31,064 --> 01:05:35,068
? Come out and find
the one you love ?
1149
01:05:35,637 --> 01:05:39,039
[THE SMITHS' RUBBER RING"
PLAYS]
1150
01:05:46,714 --> 01:05:49,016
These things are ridiculous.
1151
01:05:52,219 --> 01:05:55,557
What do you say we get some air,
circulate the self-pity?
1152
01:05:57,458 --> 01:06:00,461
Hey.
1153
01:06:00,494 --> 01:06:02,095
Check this out.
1154
01:06:04,398 --> 01:06:08,636
[ALL CHEERING]
1155
01:06:08,670 --> 01:06:13,440
You're like Bonnie and Clyde,
except without Bonnie.
1156
01:06:13,474 --> 01:06:15,577
Her name is Cleo.
1157
01:06:15,610 --> 01:06:17,177
FULL METAL MICKEY:
The girl who called in?
1158
01:06:17,211 --> 01:06:20,347
Yeah, she, uh, comes
into the store I work at
1159
01:06:20,380 --> 01:06:22,182
to steal tapes.
1160
01:06:24,351 --> 01:06:26,053
You're in love with her,
1161
01:06:26,086 --> 01:06:28,690
but you think
she doesn't notice you.
1162
01:06:28,723 --> 01:06:31,058
You're just the guy
she uses to get her fix,
1163
01:06:31,091 --> 01:06:34,027
and that's it.
1164
01:06:34,061 --> 01:06:36,330
Pretty much.
1165
01:06:36,363 --> 01:06:38,332
Yeah, I know the feeling.
1166
01:06:38,365 --> 01:06:40,802
Can you imagine how many
hot metal chicks out there
1167
01:06:40,835 --> 01:06:43,237
listen to my show every week?
1168
01:06:43,270 --> 01:06:46,641
They listen next to
their mullet-headed boyfriends.
1169
01:06:46,674 --> 01:06:50,210
Guys like you and me,
we provide the fantasy.
1170
01:06:50,244 --> 01:06:52,212
We're not real to them.
1171
01:06:52,246 --> 01:06:56,283
But that girl did call in.
1172
01:06:56,316 --> 01:07:00,053
She was talking directly to you.
1173
01:07:00,087 --> 01:07:03,357
So what do I do?
1174
01:07:03,390 --> 01:07:06,126
I'd dedicate a song to her.
1175
01:07:06,159 --> 01:07:07,662
That's just me.
1176
01:07:12,099 --> 01:07:13,100
What about you?
1177
01:07:13,133 --> 01:07:15,770
You married,
got a girlfriend?
1178
01:07:18,740 --> 01:07:21,475
Yeah, I was married.
1179
01:07:21,509 --> 01:07:25,279
But she left me.
1180
01:07:25,312 --> 01:07:27,749
About a year ago.
1181
01:07:27,782 --> 01:07:30,652
Same day "Master of Puppets"
came out.
1182
01:07:33,353 --> 01:07:39,493
I had it on super loud
in my headphones all day.
1183
01:07:39,527 --> 01:07:41,629
I didn't even hear her leave.
1184
01:07:44,599 --> 01:07:46,500
There I was in thrash nirvana,
1185
01:07:46,534 --> 01:07:51,471
no idea that the love of my life
was about to rip my guts out.
1186
01:07:51,506 --> 01:07:56,410
I haven't been able to listen
to that album since.
1187
01:07:56,443 --> 01:07:59,346
How long were you together?
1188
01:07:59,379 --> 01:08:02,784
Since high school.
1189
01:08:02,817 --> 01:08:04,786
Why did you break up?
1190
01:08:07,755 --> 01:08:11,659
I guess the metal lifestyle
just wasn't for her.
1191
01:08:11,693 --> 01:08:16,496
And she hated
that I worked nights.
1192
01:08:18,566 --> 01:08:22,570
We just grew apart.
1193
01:08:22,604 --> 01:08:25,205
She grew up and I didn't.
1194
01:08:31,478 --> 01:08:34,515
Denver.
1195
01:08:34,549 --> 01:08:37,619
Don't forget the songs
that made you cry
1196
01:08:37,652 --> 01:08:40,253
or the songs
that saved your lives.
1197
01:08:41,321 --> 01:08:43,223
You may be crying
for more metal,
1198
01:08:43,256 --> 01:08:45,827
but through those tears,
1199
01:08:45,860 --> 01:08:49,262
we must open our hearts
and our ears.
1200
01:08:49,296 --> 01:08:53,635
Sometimes salvation
is louder than volumes.
1201
01:08:53,668 --> 01:08:56,871
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1202
01:09:06,781 --> 01:09:09,584
CLEO: One last stop.
1203
01:09:09,617 --> 01:09:11,218
PATRICK: Oh, not
the sketchy gay bar.
1204
01:09:11,251 --> 01:09:12,920
CLEO: Billy's not getting
on that bus tomorrow
1205
01:09:12,954 --> 01:09:15,857
without a proper
after-hours send off.
1206
01:09:15,890 --> 01:09:19,226
PATRICK:
We will never get in.
1207
01:09:19,259 --> 01:09:24,932
Hey, pull up to my bumper,
baby.
1208
01:09:24,966 --> 01:09:26,601
How old are you?
1209
01:09:26,634 --> 01:09:28,703
CLEO: He's old enough
to join Reagan's army.
1210
01:09:28,736 --> 01:09:30,370
- SHEILA: Come on.
- BILLY: Yeah, hear, hear.
1211
01:09:30,404 --> 01:09:34,274
- That's right.
- Let us in.
1212
01:09:34,307 --> 01:09:35,777
Well, night clubbers...
1213
01:09:37,377 --> 01:09:38,746
Walk in through the exits.
1214
01:09:38,780 --> 01:09:41,716
? Tell me why ?
1215
01:09:41,749 --> 01:09:45,887
? Tell me why ?
1216
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:50,257
[BRONSKI BEAT'S "WHY" PLAYS]
1217
01:10:00,635 --> 01:10:03,571
Ready for a few gay boys
in bondage?
1218
01:10:03,604 --> 01:10:04,706
Yeah.
1219
01:10:04,739 --> 01:10:05,907
Come on, I'll introduce you.
1220
01:10:05,940 --> 01:10:09,276
? You in your false securities ?
1221
01:10:09,309 --> 01:10:12,613
? Tear up my life,
condemning me ?
1222
01:10:12,647 --> 01:10:15,883
? Name me an illness,
call me a sin ?
1223
01:10:15,917 --> 01:10:19,453
? Never feel guilty,
never give in ?
1224
01:10:19,486 --> 01:10:22,990
? Tell me why? ?
1225
01:10:23,024 --> 01:10:26,393
? Tell me why? ?
1226
01:10:26,426 --> 01:10:29,697
? Tell me why? ?
1227
01:10:29,731 --> 01:10:32,767
? Tell me why? ?
1228
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:36,637
? Tell me why? ?
1229
01:10:36,671 --> 01:10:38,371
? Yeah ?
1230
01:10:38,405 --> 01:10:41,576
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1231
01:10:57,925 --> 01:11:01,294
[VOCALIZING]
1232
01:11:04,532 --> 01:11:08,401
? You and me together ?
1233
01:11:08,435 --> 01:11:11,773
? Fighting for our love ?
1234
01:11:11,806 --> 01:11:15,375
? You and me together ?
1235
01:11:15,408 --> 01:11:18,713
? Fighting for our love ?
1236
01:11:18,746 --> 01:11:22,382
? You and me together ?
1237
01:11:22,415 --> 01:11:25,720
? Fighting for our love ?
1238
01:11:25,753 --> 01:11:29,356
? You and me together ?
1239
01:11:29,389 --> 01:11:32,693
? Fighting for our love ?
1240
01:11:32,727 --> 01:11:35,897
? You and me together ?
1241
01:11:35,930 --> 01:11:39,534
? Fighting for our love ?
1242
01:11:39,567 --> 01:11:42,837
? You and me together ?
1243
01:11:42,870 --> 01:11:46,373
? Fighting for our love ?
1244
01:11:46,406 --> 01:11:49,644
? You and me together ?
1245
01:11:49,677 --> 01:11:52,914
? Fighting for our love ?
1246
01:12:05,092 --> 01:12:07,628
Why are you looking so sad,
sweetie?
1247
01:12:17,505 --> 01:12:19,674
The Smiths broke up.
1248
01:12:23,476 --> 01:12:25,046
Is that all?
1249
01:12:25,079 --> 01:12:29,016
? Can you tell me why? ?
1250
01:12:29,050 --> 01:12:30,818
FULL METAL MICKEY:
So this is it, huh?
1251
01:12:30,852 --> 01:12:33,921
DEAN: Their last album.
1252
01:12:33,955 --> 01:12:35,422
FULL METAL MICKEY:
It'll join the ranks
1253
01:12:35,455 --> 01:12:37,592
of some great last's...
1254
01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:41,494
"Let It Be,"
"In Through the Out Door,"
1255
01:12:41,529 --> 01:12:44,031
"L.A. Woman."
1256
01:12:44,065 --> 01:12:46,968
Ozzy's last album,
and Sabbath "Never Say Die."
1257
01:12:47,001 --> 01:12:48,703
Although "Heaven and Hell"
kicked ass,
1258
01:12:48,736 --> 01:12:51,806
I will be an Ozzy man
until the day I die.
1259
01:12:53,774 --> 01:12:55,076
I could go on and on.
1260
01:12:55,109 --> 01:12:56,811
"Raw Power.
1261
01:12:57,111 --> 01:12:59,446
Uh, uh.
1262
01:12:59,479 --> 01:13:02,449
[HUMMING]
1263
01:13:02,482 --> 01:13:03,985
"Too Much, Too Soon."
1264
01:13:04,018 --> 01:13:05,620
Oh, that's
New York Dolls' album.
1265
01:13:05,653 --> 01:13:07,420
Protopunks in ugly drag.
1266
01:13:07,454 --> 01:13:10,423
Best fucking band ever.
1267
01:13:10,457 --> 01:13:12,126
You know,
when he was like 15,
1268
01:13:12,159 --> 01:13:13,661
Morrissey appointed himself
1269
01:13:13,694 --> 01:13:16,831
head of the New York Dolls
UK fanclub.
1270
01:13:16,864 --> 01:13:18,933
I don't think
they ever even knew.
1271
01:13:18,966 --> 01:13:23,804
Well, I hope he knows
how much that means to you.
1272
01:13:27,008 --> 01:13:30,578
[THE SMITHS' "DEATH OF
A DISCO DANCER" PLAYS]
1273
01:13:37,018 --> 01:13:42,857
? The death of a disco dancer ?
1274
01:13:42,890 --> 01:13:48,930
? Well, it happens a lot
'round here ?
1275
01:13:48,963 --> 01:13:51,832
? And if you think peace
is a common goal ?
1276
01:13:51,866 --> 01:13:57,772
? That goes to show
how little you know ?
1277
01:13:59,974 --> 01:14:05,713
? The death of a disco dancer ?
1278
01:14:05,746 --> 01:14:11,484
? Well, I'd rather
not get involved ?
1279
01:14:11,519 --> 01:14:14,055
? I never talk to my neighbor ?
1280
01:14:14,088 --> 01:14:20,728
? I'd rather not get involved ?
1281
01:14:28,869 --> 01:14:34,508
? Love, peace and harmony? ?
1282
01:14:34,542 --> 01:14:38,779
Love, peace and harmony?
1283
01:14:39,547 --> 01:14:42,083
? Oh, very nice, Very nice ?
1284
01:14:42,116 --> 01:14:44,919
? Very nice, Very nice ?
1285
01:14:44,952 --> 01:14:46,954
? Maybe in the next world ?
1286
01:14:46,988 --> 01:14:50,725
? Maybe in the next world ?
1287
01:14:56,864 --> 01:14:58,632
? The next world ?
1288
01:14:58,666 --> 01:15:02,737
? The next world ?
1289
01:15:07,675 --> 01:15:09,043
Oh, look who it is,
the four faggy friends.
1290
01:15:09,076 --> 01:15:12,646
See, I told you this is where
the freaks hang out.
1291
01:15:14,982 --> 01:15:16,917
Look at this one.
This one dresses like a dike.
1292
01:15:16,951 --> 01:15:17,785
[GRUNTS]
1293
01:15:17,818 --> 01:15:20,221
Eat some modified
Madonna tomboy look,
1294
01:15:20,254 --> 01:15:21,589
you fucking asshole.
1295
01:15:21,622 --> 01:15:23,124
MAN: Fuck her up, man.
1296
01:15:26,894 --> 01:15:28,863
Hey! No!
1297
01:15:28,896 --> 01:15:33,234
[SCREAMS] Get off of him.
1298
01:15:33,267 --> 01:15:34,568
I got this.
1299
01:15:34,602 --> 01:15:36,670
[SCREAMS]
1300
01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:47,715
CLEO: Come here.
1301
01:15:47,748 --> 01:15:49,984
No, let him go!
1302
01:15:50,017 --> 01:15:53,054
I'm sick and tired
of all this bullshit.
1303
01:15:54,188 --> 01:15:57,591
[ALL SHOUTING]
1304
01:16:11,906 --> 01:16:14,875
Nice right hook there,
Demolition Man.
1305
01:16:21,015 --> 01:16:23,017
Are we going
to be all right?
1306
01:16:25,186 --> 01:16:28,155
I'll always be on your side.
1307
01:16:28,189 --> 01:16:31,592
[SIRENS WAILING]
1308
01:16:37,865 --> 01:16:43,037
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYS]
1309
01:16:49,777 --> 01:16:55,316
[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]
1310
01:16:55,349 --> 01:16:58,752
That's for me, isn't it?
1311
01:16:58,786 --> 01:17:02,123
Last mile's the hardest mile.
1312
01:17:02,156 --> 01:17:05,726
I think I'm ready to make
that dedication.
1313
01:17:06,794 --> 01:17:08,929
FULL METAL MICKEY:
News flash, new-wavers,
1314
01:17:08,963 --> 01:17:10,131
The intrepid
Denver Police Department
1315
01:17:10,164 --> 01:17:12,099
has arrived to end
the siege of this station
1316
01:17:12,133 --> 01:17:15,236
by a deranged and angry
young Smiths' fan.
1317
01:17:15,269 --> 01:17:16,403
CLEO: No!
1318
01:17:16,437 --> 01:17:17,972
FULL METAL MICKEY:
And I must say,
1319
01:17:18,005 --> 01:17:19,840
it has been amazing
to see the gathering
1320
01:17:19,874 --> 01:17:21,675
of the faithful
outside this station.
1321
01:17:21,709 --> 01:17:24,411
CLEO: What?
1322
01:17:24,445 --> 01:17:25,980
FULL METAL MICKEY:
There's a murky river
1323
01:17:26,013 --> 01:17:27,715
of musical history
running through these songs,
1324
01:17:27,748 --> 01:17:29,316
from Bo Diddley to Bowie,
1325
01:17:29,350 --> 01:17:31,819
from Presley and Sinatra,
1326
01:17:31,852 --> 01:17:33,454
to the Dolls and T.Rex,
1327
01:17:33,487 --> 01:17:38,392
from Motown all the way
to Manchester.
1328
01:17:38,425 --> 01:17:40,127
Tonight, two musical cultures
1329
01:17:40,161 --> 01:17:42,396
reached across the divide
to each other,
1330
01:17:42,429 --> 01:17:45,199
and it seems that
in these uncertain times
1331
01:17:45,232 --> 01:17:47,735
of chaos and fear,
1332
01:17:47,768 --> 01:17:50,871
a song can still
save your life,
1333
01:17:50,905 --> 01:17:52,439
it's all or nothing
with the Smiths
1334
01:17:52,473 --> 01:17:53,707
and those that love them.
1335
01:17:53,741 --> 01:17:54,708
It is life and death.
1336
01:17:54,742 --> 01:17:56,810
It's music full of love and hate
1337
01:17:56,844 --> 01:17:59,680
and passions
just like ours.
1338
01:18:02,283 --> 01:18:07,221
And all these kids out there,
they sing for them.
1339
01:18:07,254 --> 01:18:11,926
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
1340
01:18:12,493 --> 01:18:14,395
There's history in this music,
1341
01:18:14,428 --> 01:18:17,064
and there's history happening
right here, right now,
1342
01:18:17,097 --> 01:18:21,402
I can't believe this,
but yes, folks, it's true.
1343
01:18:21,435 --> 01:18:23,237
The queen is dead.
1344
01:18:23,270 --> 01:18:27,141
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
1345
01:18:27,174 --> 01:18:28,909
Long live the Smiths.
1346
01:18:28,943 --> 01:18:31,412
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
1347
01:18:31,445 --> 01:18:35,382
Oh, before I sign off.
1348
01:18:35,416 --> 01:18:40,120
Here's one more song for that
sweet and tender hooligan.
1349
01:18:40,154 --> 01:18:43,357
He wanted me to dedicate it
to a very special shoplifter
1350
01:18:43,390 --> 01:18:46,760
out there somewhere.
1351
01:18:46,794 --> 01:18:49,096
You know, you are.
1352
01:18:53,901 --> 01:18:57,071
[THE SMITHS' "HOW SOON IS NOW?"
PLAYS]
1353
01:19:15,122 --> 01:19:21,795
? I am the son and the heir ?
1354
01:19:23,163 --> 01:19:27,868
? Of a shyness
that is criminally vulgar ?
1355
01:19:27,901 --> 01:19:31,272
? I am the son and heir ?
1356
01:19:31,305 --> 01:19:34,074
? Of nothing in particular ?
1357
01:19:37,911 --> 01:19:40,247
? You shut your mouth ?
1358
01:19:40,281 --> 01:19:42,883
? How can you say ?
1359
01:19:42,916 --> 01:19:45,286
? I go about things
the wrong way? ?
1360
01:19:45,319 --> 01:19:51,258
? I am human and I need
to be loved ?
1361
01:19:51,292 --> 01:19:56,463
? Just like
everybody else does ?
1362
01:20:15,482 --> 01:20:22,524
? I am the son and the heir ?
1363
01:20:23,390 --> 01:20:27,961
? Of a shyness that was
criminally vulgar ?
1364
01:20:27,995 --> 01:20:31,566
? I am the son and heir ?
1365
01:20:31,599 --> 01:20:33,568
? Of nothing in particular ?
1366
01:20:33,601 --> 01:20:36,970
[SIREN WAILS]
1367
01:20:38,305 --> 01:20:42,943
? You shut your mouth,
how can you say ?
1368
01:20:42,976 --> 01:20:45,547
? I go about things
the wrong way? ?
1369
01:20:45,580 --> 01:20:51,885
? I am human
and I need to be loved ?
1370
01:20:51,919 --> 01:20:53,120
? Just like everybody else
does ?
1371
01:20:53,153 --> 01:20:57,157
- Hey, can you take our picture?
- Sure.
1372
01:20:57,191 --> 01:20:58,526
Thank you.
1373
01:21:13,407 --> 01:21:15,309
MORRISSEY: The meetings
between the group members
1374
01:21:15,342 --> 01:21:16,611
were very accidental.
1375
01:21:16,644 --> 01:21:18,546
It was also
a very barren time
1376
01:21:18,580 --> 01:21:20,515
when everybody seemed
to be lost,
1377
01:21:20,548 --> 01:21:24,451
and the vile elements
were taking over.
1378
01:21:28,556 --> 01:21:31,626
Four strangers cannot
simply huddle together
1379
01:21:31,659 --> 01:21:33,427
and do what we do.
1380
01:21:33,460 --> 01:21:35,295
And whatever happens,
1381
01:21:35,329 --> 01:21:36,698
well, there has to be some kind
1382
01:21:36,731 --> 01:21:40,934
of mystical communion
between them and some bond.
1383
01:21:44,438 --> 01:21:46,440
But with the Smiths
on another level,
1384
01:21:46,473 --> 01:21:48,942
I really do think
it is true.
1385
01:21:48,976 --> 01:21:53,313
I think this is really more
or less the end of the story.
1386
01:21:53,347 --> 01:21:56,518
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1387
01:22:27,649 --> 01:22:30,484
[MUSIC STOPS]
1388
01:22:58,746 --> 01:23:01,014
I came to bail you out,
1389
01:23:01,048 --> 01:23:03,585
stole all this money,
and everything.
1390
01:23:03,618 --> 01:23:06,053
Mickey won't press charges.
1391
01:23:06,086 --> 01:23:07,722
Some revolution.
1392
01:23:07,755 --> 01:23:10,057
Bunch of freaks spent the night
in the parking lot.
1393
01:23:10,090 --> 01:23:11,559
Should have been
on the front page,
1394
01:23:11,593 --> 01:23:16,330
but by tomorrow,
it'll be like it never happened.
1395
01:23:16,363 --> 01:23:18,600
I'll never forget it.
1396
01:23:21,569 --> 01:23:24,204
Come on, you look
like you need a ride.
1397
01:23:24,238 --> 01:23:26,406
Where are you going?
1398
01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:28,108
I don't know.
Where are you going?
1399
01:23:28,141 --> 01:23:30,043
Anywhere.
1400
01:23:30,077 --> 01:23:31,311
Anywhere?
1401
01:23:31,345 --> 01:23:34,348
Take me anywhere.
I don't care.
1402
01:23:34,381 --> 01:23:37,585
[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
1403
01:23:56,403 --> 01:23:58,640
[ENGINE STARTS, REVS]
1404
01:23:58,673 --> 01:24:02,075
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1405
01:24:12,252 --> 01:24:15,455
? Learn to love me ?
1406
01:24:15,489 --> 01:24:18,325
? Assemble the ways ?
1407
01:24:18,358 --> 01:24:24,264
? Now, today, tomorrow
and always ?
1408
01:24:24,298 --> 01:24:29,871
? My only weakness
is a listed crime ?
1409
01:24:29,904 --> 01:24:36,109
? My only weakness is, well,
never mind, never mind, oh ?
1410
01:24:36,143 --> 01:24:40,648
? Shoplifters of the world ?
1411
01:24:40,682 --> 01:24:44,418
? Unite and take over ?
1412
01:24:44,451 --> 01:24:47,421
? Shoplifters of the world ?
1413
01:24:47,454 --> 01:24:52,527
? Hand it over, hand it over,
hand it over ?
1414
01:24:53,193 --> 01:24:58,165
? Learn to love me
and assemble the ways ?
1415
01:24:58,198 --> 01:25:02,637
? Now, today, tomorrow,
and always ?
1416
01:25:04,304 --> 01:25:09,242
? My only weakness
is a listed crime ?
1417
01:25:09,276 --> 01:25:11,879
? But last night the plans
for a future war ?
1418
01:25:11,913 --> 01:25:15,650
? Was all I saw
on Channel Four ?
1419
01:25:15,683 --> 01:25:20,420
? Shoplifters of the world ?
1420
01:25:20,454 --> 01:25:24,424
? Unite and take over ?
1421
01:25:24,458 --> 01:25:27,194
? Shoplifters of the world ?
1422
01:25:27,227 --> 01:25:32,199
? Hand it over, hand it over,
hand it over ?
1423
01:25:32,232 --> 01:25:35,302
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1424
01:26:17,812 --> 01:26:20,581
? A heartless hand
on my shoulder ?
1425
01:26:20,615 --> 01:26:22,550
? A push and it's over ?
1426
01:26:22,583 --> 01:26:24,819
? Alabaster crashes down ?
1427
01:26:24,852 --> 01:26:26,988
? Six months is a long time ?
1428
01:26:27,021 --> 01:26:31,358
? Tried living in the real world
instead of a shell ?
1429
01:26:31,391 --> 01:26:33,828
? But before I began ?
1430
01:26:33,861 --> 01:26:39,499
? I was bored
before I even began ?
1431
01:26:39,534 --> 01:26:43,871
? Shoplifters of the world ?
1432
01:26:43,905 --> 01:26:47,842
? Unite and take over ?
1433
01:26:47,875 --> 01:26:52,647
? Shoplifters of the world ?
1434
01:26:52,680 --> 01:26:56,617
? Unite and take over ?
1435
01:26:56,651 --> 01:27:01,388
? Shoplifters of the world ?
1436
01:27:01,421 --> 01:27:05,459
? Unite and take over ?
1437
01:27:05,492 --> 01:27:08,361
? Shoplifters of the world ?
1438
01:27:08,395 --> 01:27:12,734
? Take over ?
1439
01:27:12,767 --> 01:27:15,937
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYS]
1440
01:27:15,996 --> 01:27:20,996
Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull
1441
01:27:41,763 --> 01:27:44,932
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1442
01:28:16,798 --> 01:28:19,967
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1443
01:28:46,794 --> 01:28:49,964
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1444
01:29:16,791 --> 01:29:19,961
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1445
01:29:46,787 --> 01:29:49,957
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1446
01:30:16,817 --> 01:30:19,987
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1447
01:30:44,111 --> 01:30:47,148
[MUSIC STOPS]
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