All language subtitles for Murphys Romance.1985.WEB-DL.x264_Eng

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¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ Runnin' free,
It's hard, runnin' lonely ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ Left another place,
Gone and left the keys ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ All the memories
Are put away now ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ I don't understand
What went wrong ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ I just wanna stop
Runnin' lonely ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ Ahh...runnin' hard is lonely ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ Ahh...freedom has its cost ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ Ahh...did I do
The right thing? ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ Too late now,
Oh, but I feel so lost ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ Breath of life
Is hot upon my cheek ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ So close
I can hardly speak ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ Darkness clouds my vision now
Of all I knew before ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ But I can hear the roar ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ There's something more
Just ahead of me ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ Out of reach ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ Promising an end
To runnin' lonely ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ Maybe this time
I can make it ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ Maybe I'm comin' home ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ Maybe I can stop my runnin' ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ No more runnin' hard ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ No more runnin' away ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

¶ No more runnin' lonely ¶

¶ Down the road
One more time ¶

Go!

Pull it.

Get that end there.

Oh, man.

[SQUEAKS]

MURPHY:
Lady, you're covering up
my causes.

Oh.

MURPHY:
Lady, you're covering up
my causes.

Can I put it
in your window?

MURPHY:
Lady, you're covering up
my causes.

MURPHY:
Let me see what it is.

MURPHY:
Lady, you're covering up
my causes.

I'm for free enterprise.

Put it up.

I'm for free enterprise.

Thanks.

I'm for free enterprise.

[PHONE RINGS]

WOMAN:
Murphy's Pharmacy.

[PHONE RINGS]

I'll have
the banana split.

[PHONE RINGS]

Um...no,
I'll have a Coke.

[PHONE RINGS]

Lemon Coke.

[PHONE RINGS]

Is that real lemon?

[PHONE RINGS]

It is. I grow them
in my back yard.

[PHONE RINGS]

WOMAN:
Mrs. Radcliff's cough
isn't any better.

[PHONE RINGS]

Tell her
to call the doctor.

[PHONE RINGS]

She wants more
cough medicine.

[PHONE RINGS]

MURPHY:
Well, don't send it.

[PHONE RINGS]

She's drinking it
for the alcohol.

[PHONE RINGS]

You lived here long?

All my life.

You lived here long?

EMMA:
Do you like it?

You lived here long?

I must have
or I wouldn't have stayed.

You lived here long?

What kind of town
is this?

You lived here long?

It's small, friendly.
Nosy.

You lived here long?

You can carry a gun,

You lived here long?

but you can't
get an abortion.

You lived here long?

I don't want
to do either.

You lived here long?

LEROY:
Morning, Murph.

You lived here long?

Morning, Leroy.

You lived here long?

Where do you
come from?

This time,
Modesto, California.

Where do you
come from?

Then you know
the rules.

Where do you
come from?

The rules?

Where do you
come from?

You mean like keep
your front room picked up?

Where do you
come from?

Don't sit in your bathrobe
after 10:00 in the morning.

Where do you
come from?

Don't mess
with a married man?

Where do you
come from?

That's part.

Where do you
come from?

The rest is...

Where do you
come from?

We got a Rhodes Scholar,
a homosexual, marijuana

Where do you
come from?

growing in
with the tomatoes.

Where do you
come from?

We've got a man who wears
his wife's nightgown.

Where do you
come from?

We're in the mainstream.

Where do you
come from?

[CHUCKLES]

Where do you
come from?

Actually, not yet.

Where do you
come from?

Just today I got called
"honey," "missy,"

Where do you
come from?

and I think there was a
"little lady" in there.

Where do you
come from?

They're not too familiar
with the E.R.A.

Where do you
come from?

For consciousness
raising,

Where do you
come from?

you'll have to
head east.

Where do you
come from?

How much
do I owe you?

Where do you
come from?

35 cents.
Don't tip.

Where do you
come from?

I own the place.

Where do you
come from?

I wasn't going to.

Where do you
come from?

See you around.

Where do you
come from?

Well, yes, ma'am.

Where do you
come from?

Well,
how did it go?

They don't have a computer
in that school.

Well,
how did it go?

Oh.

Well,
how did it go?

Did you talk
to anybody?

Well,
how did it go?

One kid.

Well,
how did it go?

He's an Indian.

Well,
how did it go?

Good.

Well,
how did it go?

They give you
a lot of homework?

Did it on the bus.

They give you
a lot of homework?

That's great.

They give you
a lot of homework?

Go on in and have
milk and cookies.

They give you
a lot of homework?

and then come on
out here and help me.

They give you
a lot of homework?

Christ, I didn't get
any milk.

Have yourself some
water and cookies.

Christ, I didn't get
any milk.

Bring me a cookie!

Christ, I didn't get
any milk.

[HORN HONKING]

[PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[HORN HONKING]

Mom, can I get
some ice cream?

That's enough.
That's enough.

[HORN HONKING CONTINUES]

[PEOPLE WHOOPING, SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY]

Make that two.

I already got you one.
Thanks.

Make that two.

Next.

Make that two.

[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]

Have a seat, ma'am.

Go ahead.

Have a seat, ma'am.

Let's go.

Have a seat, ma'am.

MAN:
Good fiddlin', Murph.

WOMAN:
Real sweet, Murph.

Is this your boy?

This is
my boy Jake.

Is this your boy?

Murphy Jones.

Is this your boy?

Pleased
to meet you.

Is this your boy?

You moonlighting?

Is this your boy?

We just let off
a little steam,

Is this your boy?

me and the
high school principal

Is this your boy?

and the
basketball coach

Is this your boy?

whenever he
can get home.

Is this your boy?

You going to
Pearson Junior High?

Yes, sir.

You going to
Pearson Junior High?

I went there
back in the Dark Ages.

You going to
Pearson Junior High?

You don't look
like you go back that far.

You going to
Pearson Junior High?

Oh, lady,
I'm a granddaddy.

You going to
Pearson Junior High?

I've got a 4-year-old
grandson named after me.

You going to
Pearson Junior High?

Hello, Murphy.

You going to
Pearson Junior High?

Hi, Margaret.

You going to
Pearson Junior High?

Coming over
for bridge?

You going to
Pearson Junior High?

MURPHY:
No, I'm sorry, I can't.

You going to
Pearson Junior High?

Edith Hollis
is making spaghetti.

You going to
Pearson Junior High?

Besides, you and Warner
fight too much.

You going to
Pearson Junior High?

Well, all right
for you.

You going to
Pearson Junior High?

You probably don't
watch much television.

I'm pretty well
booked up.

You probably don't
watch much television.

You see,
I'm a widower.

You probably don't
watch much television.

That's the same
as catnip to a cat

You probably don't
watch much television.

in a town
where ladies

You probably don't
watch much television.

outnumber you
10 to one.

You probably don't
watch much television.

It looks
like everybody's

You probably don't
watch much television.

been to the restroom.

You probably don't
watch much television.

I better get back.

You probably don't
watch much television.

Good night, son.

You probably don't
watch much television.

Ma'am.

You probably don't
watch much television.

One, two, three, four...

[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]

One, two, three, four...

[EMMA HUMMING]

JAKE:
Come on, mom.

Mom?

Gin.

Oh, honey.

God, it's 1:00!

Oh, honey.

I'm sorry.

Oh, honey.

You can go to bed,

Oh, honey.

even though
I'm winning.

Oh, honey.

You don't have to
brush your teeth.

Oh, yes, you do!

You don't have to
brush your teeth.

If you get a cavity,
I'll kill myself.

You don't have to
brush your teeth.

Have you had
a business license?

No.

Have you had
a business license?

It'll take
a few minutes.

Have you had
a business license?

Just sit down,
and no smoking.

Have you had
a business license?

We've been waiting,
Murphy.

Have you had
a business license?

We've got a warrant.

Have you had
a business license?

Jesse,
I got the money.

Have you had
a business license?

Twenty-two tickets
at $10 apiece.

Have you had
a business license?

That's $220.

Have you had
a business license?

Twenty-two tickets
in twenty-two days?

Have you had
a business license?

That doesn't
make sense!

Have you had
a business license?

It does to me.

Have you had
a business license?

Murphy, why don't you
move the car?

Have you had
a business license?

Why don't you move
the damn parking meter?

Have you had
a business license?

I've talked
to the town council.

Have you had
a business license?

They won't do it.

Have you had
a business license?

They want
the parking meter there.

Have you had
a business license?

MURPHY:
We'll see each other
a lot.

Have you had
a business license?

WOMAN:
Mrs. Moriarty.

Have you had
a business license?

Why are you
doing this, Murphy?

You having
a nervous breakdown?

Why are you
doing this, Murphy?

If it were my dog,

Why are you
doing this, Murphy?

I'd tie it up there.

Why are you
doing this, Murphy?

Same thing.

Why are you
doing this, Murphy?

It's a car.

Why are you
doing this, Murphy?

It's a family heirloom.

Why are you
doing this, Murphy?

I'm going to keep
my eye on it.

Why are you
doing this, Murphy?

They've stolen
my hubcaps and my tires.

Why are you
doing this, Murphy?

They've unscrewed
my Venus!

Why are you
doing this, Murphy?

I'm not going
to stand still for that.

Why are you
doing this, Murphy?

Put in a supply
of quarters.

Why are you
doing this, Murphy?

I've got a proposal.

Why are you
doing this, Murphy?

You take out the meter,

Why are you
doing this, Murphy?

and I'll put in a tree.

Why are you
doing this, Murphy?

It will provide shade,
cut down on acid rain,

Why are you
doing this, Murphy?

give the dogs something.

Why are you
doing this, Murphy?

Tell that
to your city council.

Why are you
doing this, Murphy?

Mrs. Moriarty.

Mr. Jones.

Mrs. Moriarty.

Are you
the town oddball?

When I'm pushed,
I shove.

Are you
the town oddball?

You can't fight
city hall.

Are you
the town oddball?

You can wrestle them.

Are you
the town oddball?

You're not a good risk.

There's no husband
to cosign.

You're not a good risk.

There's no collateral.

You're not a good risk.

You're renting.

You're not a good risk.

I don't see
any assets.

You're not a good risk.

I'm the asset.

You're not a good risk.

I've been working ranches
all my life.

You're not a good risk.

I didn't know what hair curlers
were until after I as 16.

You're not a good risk.

You're a woman.

You're not a good risk.

If I wore a fly,
not a zipper,

You're not a good risk.

I'd get the loan?

You're not a good risk.

You'd have
a better chance.

You're not a good risk.

Well, I'd go out
on the streets,

but you've only
got one.

Well, I'd go out
on the streets,

I think
that will work.

MURPHY:
Thank you very much.

I think
that will work.

Bessie, don't forget
to put the labels on.

I think
that will work.

You're getting
absent-minded lately.

I think
that will work.

You were wearing
different-colored socks
yesterday.

I think
that will work.

Good morning.

Is it?

Good morning.

Well,
the sun's out.

Good morning.

I'll settle
for that.

Good morning.

Are you always
this cheerful in the morning?

If the market
edges up.

Are you always
this cheerful in the morning?

I'm not in the market,

Are you always
this cheerful in the morning?

just in the soup.

Are you always
this cheerful in the morning?

Something wrong?

Are you always
this cheerful in the morning?

Could I have two
extra-strength Tylenol,
please?

Are you always
this cheerful in the morning?

Sure.

Are you always
this cheerful in the morning?

How do you
open this?

I'll get it.

How do you
open this?

There's a lot of flu
going around.

I hope I catch it

There's a lot of flu
going around.

and die!

There's a lot of flu
going around.

What's wrong?

There's a lot of flu
going around.

I need a loan.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

I can't get one.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

You're a big man here.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

I have to pay
my parking tickets.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

How about a loan?

There's a lot of flu
going around.

No.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

That was real
friendly.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

We're not friends.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

I don't know you.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

I don't know
your character.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

EMMA:
It's just like
anybody else's.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

It's good sometimes,
bad sometimes.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

But I'm up every morning
at dawn, don't quit unti dark.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

I worked hard
for these calluses.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

I'm carrying
these people.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

Helen Taylor
was taken off Medicare.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

She needed a wheelchair
for a broken back.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

Andy Stern was fired

There's a lot of flu
going around.

two days before
his pension started,

There's a lot of flu
going around.

after 30 years
with the company.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

The tire company
moved out

There's a lot of flu
going around.

and welched on
their health contracts.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

Stu Hanson
still needs digitalis.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

You're way down
the line.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

I have an uncle
in Dallas

There's a lot of flu
going around.

who'd call you
a bleeding heart.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

I don't give a diddly
what they call me.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

The organ may bleed,
but I've got one.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

Well.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

I guess that's that.

I'm sorry I can't
make you the loan.

Ah.

I'm sorry I can't
make you the loan.

I'm on the volunteer
fire department.

I'm sorry I can't
make you the loan.

If your barn burns,
you'll see me.

I'm sorry I can't
make you the loan.

Well, it just might...

I'm sorry I can't
make you the loan.

For the insurance.

I'm sorry I can't
make you the loan.

Jake, watch
what you're doing.

How many
do we have to do?

Jake, watch
what you're doing.

All of them.

Jake, watch
what you're doing.

Well, come on.

Wipe the dirt off.

Well, come on.

Jake,
we got a problem.

We're counting
every penny.

Jake,
we got a problem.

You can't
leave the lights on.

Jake,
we got a problem.

You can't buy
magazines.

Jake,
we got a problem.

We're broke.
We're busted.

Jake,
we got a problem.

We got to make do.

We got to
wear it out.

We got to make do.

We're on our own.

We got to make do.

We're on our own,
pal.

You and me, pal.

We're on our own,
pal.

Oh!

We got two pretty good
heads here.

We'll just put them
together, huh?

We got two pretty good
heads here.

We'll be all right,
right?

We got two pretty good
heads here.

Right?

We got two pretty good
heads here.

Right.

We got two pretty good
heads here.

Right.

We got two pretty good
heads here.

Excuse me.
Do you need a box boy?

No, honey,
we already got one.

Excuse me.
Do you need a box boy?

You got a paper route
I can have?

Have you got
a bicycle?

You got a paper route
I can have?

No, sir.

You got a paper route
I can have?

You can't
deliver papers.

You got a paper route
I can have?

Thank you.

You got a paper route
I can have?

Excuse me,
Mr. Jones.

Do you need your car
washed for a dollar?

Excuse me,
Mr. Jones.

No one lays a hand
on that car but me.

Excuse me,
Mr. Jones.

Hold it a minute, son.

Excuse me,
Mr. Jones.

Bessie, would you
hold down the fort?

Excuse me,
Mr. Jones.

You don't see
any grease in there.

This car looks the same
as it did

You don't see
any grease in there.

in the show room
in 1927.

You don't see
any grease in there.

Looks
real clean.

You don't see
any grease in there.

A doctor could operate
in there.

You don't see
any grease in there.

Look at that upholstery.

You don't see
any grease in there.

That's the original
upholstery.

You don't see
any grease in there.

Right over there,
that's an eight-day clock.

You don't see
any grease in there.

You see this?

You don't see
any grease in there.

This is etched glass.

You don't see
any grease in there.

Etched!

You don't see
any grease in there.

Here is a vase
for a rose.

You don't see
any grease in there.

What kind of mileage
do you get?

You don't see
any grease in there.

Hop in.

You don't see
any grease in there.

Mean it?

You don't see
any grease in there.

We can go
for a ride.

You don't see
any grease in there.

Does it go faster?

No.

Does it go faster?

What happens
if you want to pass?

Does it go faster?

I'm in no hurry.

Does it go faster?

[HORN HONKS]

Give me a ride.

Be happy to,
Mr. Abbott.

Give me a ride.

I'm settled.
Let's go.

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

Abbott's
our oldest citizen.

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

Hi, there.

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

JAKE:
Hi.

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

I'll be 89
in September.

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

How are you,
Mr. Abbott?

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

Gonna be some changes.

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

I'm getting married.

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

Well, who's the lady?

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

Kate Cooper.
She's from Poindexter.

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

MURPHY:
I'm afraid I haven't
had the pleasure.

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

Well, she's old,
like I am.

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

Nobody wants her,
but I do.

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

You give her
my best wishes.

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

We'll get along.

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

We hug, kiss,
still have those feelings,

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

still know how.

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

Don't think you youngsters
got a monopoly.

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

I'm sure heartened
to hear it, Mr. Abbott.

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

Hey, hey!

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

You're going too fast!

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

I don't want
an accident.

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

We're doing
30 miles an hour.

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

It's too dang fast.

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

Let me out of here.

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

I'll walk.

Mr. Abbott,
this is Jake Moriarty.

Don't like the way
you drive, Murphy.

It's good
not to taper off.

[HORN HONKS]

Come every afternoon
at 5:00.

You can wash glasses,
$3.00 an hour.

Come every afternoon
at 5:00.

$3.50.

Come every afternoon
at 5:00.

I see you take after
your mother.

Come every afternoon
at 5:00.

Whoa, baby.

Whoa, baby.

Whoa, baby.

Freeman,
putting him up today?

Bet your sweet
"yes, ma'am."

Freeman,
putting him up today?

You buying yourself
something?

I'm just
window-shopping.

You buying yourself
something?

Better sit
on the truck.

You buying yourself
something?

Here.

You buying yourself
something?

Thank you.

You buying yourself
something?

You coming
to the Elks dance?

You buying yourself
something?

I'm not an Elk.

You buying yourself
something?

You don't
have to be.

You buying yourself
something?

By Saturday,
I'm soaking my feet.

You buying yourself
something?

Then I'll see you
around.

You buying yourself
something?

See you around.

You buying yourself
something?

MURPHY:
Albert's a good dancer.

EMMA:
I've known a lot of them.

MURPHY:
Albert's a good dancer.

Men been giving you
a little trouble?

MURPHY:
Albert's a good dancer.

Nothing but.

MURPHY:
Albert's a good dancer.

I've been out of
that war for some time.

MURPHY:
Albert's a good dancer.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

That's more
than he does for me.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

Thanks.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

AUCTIONEER:
Good morning to you all.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

And I hope it is good.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

I've brought some bargains
and some surprises today.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

You figure out
which is which.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

Let's do some business.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

The first horses come from
Mrs. Dimwitty's place.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

We'll start this bay
with a $100 bid.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

$100.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

Kind of like
the look of that one.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

Don't fall in love.
Bowed tendons.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

That's not good?

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

That's not good.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

Are you sure?

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

Sold for $350.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

March him around here
real pretty.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

He's pretty
as a speckled pup.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

Popped knees.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

AUCTIONEER:
Take a good look at him.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

Let's have that little old black
in here now, boys.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

Gentle as a puppy.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

Fistulous withers.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

AUCTIONEER:
Don't disappoint me, boys.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

Let's start him out big.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

Bring in that bay,
boys.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

Here's a good-looking
animal.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

This is Mrs. Dimwitty's
favorite little old horse.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

Probably one of the best
animals here.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

Bring him on
around here, boys.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

Take a good look at him.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

Let me hear from you.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

Okay, now
you can wade in.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

$100.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

AUCTIONEER:
Got 100, need 200,
200, 200, 200.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

2.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

AUCTIONEER:
I need 300.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

MAN: 4.
AUCTIONEER: I got 400.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

MAN 2: 5.
AUCTIONEER: I got 5, give me 6.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

600.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

AUCTIONEER:
I got 600.
Anybody give 7?

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

MAN 3:
750.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

Do I hear 8?

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

900.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

AUCTIONEER:
$900 bid, need a thou,
need a thou.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

$1,000.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

AUCTIONEER:
I've got a $1,000 bid.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

$1,000.
Do I hear any more?

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

Do I hear any advance?

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

Sold to that gentleman
on the flat-bed truck.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

He stole it while you were
scratching whatever itches.

Jake tells me he's
washing dishes for you.

You can't
make me a loan,

but you can come up
with $1,000.

You can't
make me a loan,

The widow's my cousin.
Blood's thicker.

You can't
make me a loan,

Where you keeping him?

You can't
make me a loan,

With you.

You can't
make me a loan,

Oh.

Whoa.

Thattaboy.

Whoa.

Good boy.

Whoa.

Don't you
ever work?

I'm getting other interests
at this time of life.

Don't you
ever work?

Yeah? Like what?

Don't you
ever work?

I'm taking French lessons
by correspondence course.

Don't you
ever work?

It's a language
of diplomacy.

Don't you
ever work?

I'm writing
a chilI cookbook.

Don't you
ever work?

I'm reading
Stonewall Jackson's letters.

Don't you
ever work?

That should
keep you young.

Don't you
ever work?

It takes something more
than that.

Don't you
ever work?

Like what?

Don't you
ever work?

Something that puts the heart
back into you.

Don't you
ever work?

Like loving somebody.

That's right.

Like loving somebody.

[HORN HONKS]

Hey, what the hell
are you doing?

Get out of here!

Get out.

Are you all right?

I am if you're insured.

Are you all right?

I ain't.

Are you all right?

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[CRYING]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

You having
a little cry?

What for?

You having
a little cry?

It costs $3.00

You having
a little cry?

for an aspirin tablet
in here.

You having
a little cry?

They're charging me
$150 a night.

You having
a little cry?

My head hurts.

You having
a little cry?

Take your choice.

You having
a little cry?

Oh, here.

You having
a little cry?

Blow your nose.

You having
a little cry?

It costs a dollar
for that.

You having
a little cry?

You can pay for it.

You having
a little cry?

Things are picking up
at your place.

You having
a little cry?

Oh, yeah?
How come?

You having
a little cry?

I put the word out.

You having
a little cry?

You've got a mare,

You having
a little cry?

Albert Sawsville's.

You having
a little cry?

Jim Forrest
left a bay.

You having
a little cry?

And Coverly, Freeman.

You having
a little cry?

Freeman left a runty
little piebald with you.

You having
a little cry?

Now it looks like
the main line's busted.

It'll be over
in a minute.

Now it looks like
the main line's busted.

I'll wait.

Now it looks like
the main line's busted.

I'm just feeling sorry
for myself.

I'll listen
if you want to talk.

I'm just feeling sorry
for myself.

I'm sitting here thinking

I'm raising this kid
by myself,

I'm sitting here thinking

probably making mistakes
and he'll be ruined.

I'm sitting here thinking

I have a concussion.

I'm sitting here thinking

I'm 33,
and I'm living like a nun.

I'm sitting here thinking

Let's walk
down the hall.

I don't want to.

Let's walk
down the hall.

Let's do it anyway.

Let's walk
down the hall.

Just throw your feet
out here.

Let's walk
down the hall.

Are these your slippers?

Let's walk
down the hall.

Yes.

Let's walk
down the hall.

All right, here.

Let's walk
down the hall.

There we go.

Put your feet down.

There we go.

We won't set any records
or anything.

There we go.

We'll just go
nice and easy, huh?

There we go.

MURPHY:
Let's review your troubles.

There we go.

You're raising a kid,
doing a good job.

There we go.

He washes his hands

There we go.

after he goes
to the bathroom.

There we go.

Your concussion
is mild.

There we go.

You're 33?

There we go.

That's seasoned,
not sagging.

There we go.

You're living
like a nun.

There we go.

Next time you're asked,
say yes.

There we go.

What do you do?

You asking me
about my sex life?

What do you do?

Yes, I am.

What do you do?

Occasionally
I go to Phoenix.

What do you do?

There's a lady there

What do you do?

that gives me
dinner...

What do you do?

And breakfast.

What do you do?

I wondered.

What do you do?

Did you, now?

What do you do?

EMMA:
Any of them yours?

MURPHY:
I told you,
I go out of town.

EMMA:
Any of them yours?

You feeling
better?

EMMA:
Any of them yours?

Yes.

EMMA:
Any of them yours?

I think
you'll make it.

EMMA:
Any of them yours?

Your color's good,
prospects are good.

EMMA:
Any of them yours?

You got only
one problem.

EMMA:
Any of them yours?

Your nightshirt
is open down the back.

EMMA:
Any of them yours?

MURPHY:
I came for
my allergy shots--

EMMA:
Any of them yours?

Why didn't you just
parade me down Main Street?

EMMA:
Any of them yours?

Well, you sure are
a sight for sore eyes.

I thought I had
enough problems.

Well, you sure are
a sight for sore eyes.

I'm not adding to them.

Well, you sure are
a sight for sore eyes.

I wanted to see you.

Well, you sure are
a sight for sore eyes.

It's been two years.

Well, you sure are
a sight for sore eyes.

Bobby Jack, I've got
one $10 bill.

Well, you sure are
a sight for sore eyes.

I'm not putting
the bite on you.

Well, you sure are
a sight for sore eyes.

I wanted to see
your blue eyes.

Well, you sure are
a sight for sore eyes.

They're brown.

Well, you sure are
a sight for sore eyes.

I missed you.

Well, you sure are
a sight for sore eyes.

I hope
you're passing through.

Well, you sure are
a sight for sore eyes.

I had bad news.

Well, you sure are
a sight for sore eyes.

My old daddy died.

Well, you sure are
a sight for sore eyes.

I'm so sorry.

Well, you sure are
a sight for sore eyes.

He ate his supper, climbed
into bed, and just went.

Well, you sure are
a sight for sore eyes.

Bobby Jack,
I'm so sorry.

Well, you sure are
a sight for sore eyes.

He was a dear old man.

Well, you sure are
a sight for sore eyes.

Now you and Jake

Well, you sure are
a sight for sore eyes.

are my only
living relatives.

Well, you sure are
a sight for sore eyes.

The divorce was final.

Dad!

Jake?

Dad!

Jake...

Dad!

Look at you.

Dad!

Come here.

Dad!

JAKE:
Oh, boy.

Dad!

Dad.

Dad!

Did you miss me?

Dad!

Yeah.
Did you miss me?

Dad!

Yeah, I missed you.

Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

I missed you.

Dad!

JAKE:
You're back.

Dad!

Yeah, I'm back.

Dad!

I'm back.

Dad!

I'm back.

Dad!

Dad.

Then the recession hit.

The country club lost
a lot of members,

Then the recession hit.

and they didn't need
a golf pro anymore.

Then the recession hit.

I was in Flagstaff,

Then the recession hit.

selling ads
for the yellow pages.

Then the recession hit.

I went
to bartenders' school.

Then the recession hit.

I got a job in Portland,

Then the recession hit.

but everybody's drinking
white wine these days.

Then the recession hit.

So you're broke, huh?

Then the recession hit.

You've shot up,
string bean.

Then the recession hit.

He always needs
new pants.

Then the recession hit.

You got a mustache.

Then the recession hit.

It's a tickler.
You like it?

Then the recession hit.

Yeah. You got
a motorcycle, too.

Then the recession hit.

That bike is more fun
than a roller coaster.

Then the recession hit.

I didn't get you
anything

Then the recession hit.

because I wanted to get
to know you again,

Then the recession hit.

pick out something
just right.

Then the recession hit.

I don't need
anything.

Then the recession hit.

Dream something up.
Let the genie out.

Then the recession hit.

Honey, it's bedtime.

Then the recession hit.

You going to stay?

I'd like to.

You going to stay?

I'm all moteled out.

Good night, dad.

I'm all moteled out.

Jake, wha...

I'm all moteled out.

There are
other people here.

I'm all moteled out.

Oh, sorry.
Good night.

I'm all moteled out.

Good night, dear.
Sweet dreams.

I'm all moteled out.

JAKE:
Thank you.

I'm all moteled out.

My daddy wanted you
to have this.

It was mentioned
in the will.

My daddy wanted you
to have this.

You should keep it.

My daddy wanted you
to have this.

He loved you.

My daddy wanted you
to have this.

I love you.

Well, it started out
that way.

Remember the back seat
to the '59 Chevy?

The one
that got repossessed?

Yeah.

The one
that got repossessed?

While we had it,
we used it.

I was 16. I'm 33.

I'm older, too, and trying
to get smarter.

I was 16. I'm 33.

Having any luck?

I was 16. I'm 33.

I'm a different
person.

I was 16. I'm 33.

Are you?

I was 16. I'm 33.

I'm a born-again
Christian.

I was 16. I'm 33.

My gosh! I hope they don't
pass you the collection plate.

I was 16. I'm 33.

That's not kind,
Emma.

I was 16. I'm 33.

The Internal Revenue Service
wants you.

I was 16. I'm 33.

You didn't file
your income tax.

I was 16. I'm 33.

I've seen them.

I was 16. I'm 33.

Your damn checks
bounced.

I was 16. I'm 33.

This leopard is trying
to change his spots.

I was 16. I'm 33.

I don't believe you.

I was 16. I'm 33.

The boy is real glad
to see me.

Well, that's blackmail.

The boy is real glad
to see me.

If you can tell me
that the fire's out,

The boy is real glad
to see me.

that there's not
one tiny spark left between us,

The boy is real glad
to see me.

I'll tip my hat

The boy is real glad
to see me.

and get back
on the motorcycle.

The boy is real glad
to see me.

I divorced you.

And you cried
on the courthouse steps.

I divorced you.

I could sleep
with little Jake.

I divorced you.

I haven't said
you can stay.

I divorced you.

Why were you never as good
on your feet as in bed?

I divorced you.

Well, I will be.
You'll see.

I divorced you.

There's one bathroom
in this house.

I use it first.

There's one bathroom
in this house.

Howdy.

What a day, huh?

Howdy.

It's supposed to
hit 80.

Howdy.

You the hired hand?

Howdy.

No, son,
I'm not.

Howdy.

I just stable
my horse here.

Howdy.

I'm the husband.

Howdy.

Congratulations.

Howdy.

Been away serving
your country or something?

Howdy.

We got divorced.

Howdy.

Doesn't that make you
an ex-husband?

Howdy.

When your foot's
in the door,

Howdy.

it's hard
to close it.

Howdy.

I'm supposed to
clean the stable.

Howdy.

[SPLAT]

That ought
to get you started.

[SPLAT]

What do I do?

[SPLAT]

I'm a city boy.

[SPLAT]

If I were you,

[SPLAT]

I'd roll up my pants
and walk tiptoe.

[SPLAT]

Next?

Hoof pick, currycomb,
body brush, dandy brush,

mane and tail comb,
grooming cloth.

Hoof pick, currycomb,
body brush, dandy brush,

They should all look

Hoof pick, currycomb,
body brush, dandy brush,

like they're going
to Sunday school.

Hoof pick, currycomb,
body brush, dandy brush,

Next?

Feed them a little
corn, oats,

Next?

mixed with
a little molasses.

Next?

Oh, sorry.

Next?
Teeth.

Teeth?

Teeth.

Teeth?

Get a flashlight.

Teeth?

You open
the horse's mouth,

Teeth?

push the tongue aside,

Teeth?

look at all the molars
on each side.

Teeth?

I warn you, some horses
resist this procedure.

Teeth?

[TURNS ON SHOWER]

Caught you looking.

You mean to stand there
and tell me

you won't eat it

You mean to stand there
and tell me

unless I cut it up
for you?

You mean to stand there
and tell me

All right. Here.

Come on.
Come on.

All right. Here.

Oh, not my fingers.

All right. Here.

Yo, Murph. You know
anything about plumbing?

It's necessary.

Yo, Murph. You know
anything about plumbing?

Could you
unclog a toilet?

Yo, Murph. You know
anything about plumbing?

Probably. It wouldn't be
my first priority.

Yo, Murph. You know
anything about plumbing?

The plumber can't
get here till Wednesday.

Yo, Murph. You know
anything about plumbing?

It might be
the ball cock.

Yo, Murph. You know
anything about plumbing?

Most problems
start there.

Yo, Murph. You know
anything about plumbing?

I took it apart but can't
get it back together.

Yo, Murph. You know
anything about plumbing?

I've done this since the days
of pulling the chain.

Yo, Murph. You know
anything about plumbing?

Boardwalk!

Yo, Murph. You know
anything about plumbing?

Oh.

He tried.

Oh.

These things
are tricky.

Oh.

He's here because
he's out of work.

Oh.

Times are tough.

Oh.

I remember during the
Depression-- The real one--

Oh.

20, 30 men
a day came by.

Oh.

Mama took them in
and fed them all.

Oh.

That's all I'm doing.

Oh.

I'll need
some pliers.

Right.

Thank you.

Well,
it's working.

Somebody threw
a cigar butt down there.

Well,
it's working.

Are you
smoking?

Well,
it's working.

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

Well, to tell you
the truth,

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

I don't have
much appetite.

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

You want
milk or beer?

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

Beer.

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

Thousand Island
or Italian?

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

Italian.

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

French fries?

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

If you
got them.

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

If anybody's listening,
I'll take thousand island,

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

I don't want fries,

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

and beer
would be fine.

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

I know
what you like.

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

Can I have beer?

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

In about five years.

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

We haven't
been introduced.

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

I'm Bobby Jack Moriarty.

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

Murphy Jones.

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

You seem to be
pretty handy, Murphy.

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

Well, I tinker a bit.

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

The question is,
"what with?"

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

Most anything.

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

I could sew Mrs. Moriarty
here a dress.

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

I could cut it,
hem it,

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

and put in a zipper.

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

Give me a Butterick pattern,
and you got it.

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

You one of
those funny fellows?

No.

You one of
those funny fellows?

The only son
of a widowed mother.

You one of
those funny fellows?

Hey, Murph!

Join us for frankfurters
and sauerkraut?

Hey, Murph!

I could eat
three or four.

Hey, Murph!

They're on.

Hey, Murph!

Stew?

Is that beef or lamb?

Stew?

Beef.

Stew?

That's my preference.

Stew?

Chili.

I'd like to
know something.

Don't step
on the wet floor!

I'd like to
know something.

How come that old geezer
finishes riding

I'd like to
know something.

just as we're
starting supper

I'd like to
know something.

and ends up
at our table?

I'd like to
know something.

I think
he times it that way.

I'd like to
know something.

[HUMMING]

I'd like to
know something.

Cut.

What's the game?

Cut.

Five-card draw,
nothing wild.

Cut.

Ante up.

Cut.

Okay, I'm in.

MURPHY:
Check.

BOBBY: Check.
JAKE: Check.

MURPHY:
Check.

It'll cost
two match sticks.

See you.

It'll cost
two match sticks.

Call.

It'll cost
two match sticks.

I'm in.

It'll cost
two match sticks.

How many?

It'll cost
two match sticks.

Three.

It'll cost
two match sticks.

How unfortunate.

It'll cost
two match sticks.

One...

and look out.

One...

One.

One...

I'll take four.

One...

Four?

One...

Four.

One...

Four.

One...

Oh, I'll play these.

EMMA:
What do you say?

Oh, I'll play these.

I'll check.

Oh, I'll play these.

I'll check.

Oh, I'll play these.

I'll bet three--

Ahem.

I'll bet three--

Whose bet?

Yours.

Whose bet?

Oh.

Whose bet?

Let's test
for gas.

Whose bet?

I bet 20.

Whose bet?

The limit is 10!

Whose bet?

All right!
Then I bet 10.

Whose bet?

I have this
strong conviction

Whose bet?

we'll get clobbered by a
high flush. I fold.

Whose bet?

You chased me off.

Whose bet?

She's bluffing.

Whose bet?

I call you.

This house is about
as full as they come.

Two gents.
Three ladies.

This house is about
as full as they come.

Read 'em and weep.

This house is about
as full as they come.

I almost had
a heart attack!

This house is about
as full as they come.

All night,
I don't see anything,

This house is about
as full as they come.

then whammo!

This house is about
as full as they come.

I'll make
root beer floats.

This house is about
as full as they come.

Watch this.
Don't trust them.

This house is about
as full as they come.

Thanks for bringing
the ice cream.

I've mooched
lots of meals lately.

Thanks for bringing
the ice cream.

We've taken you
out of circulation.

Thanks for bringing
the ice cream.

What do the ladies
in town say?

Thanks for bringing
the ice cream.

They're hanging
over the back fences.

Thanks for bringing
the ice cream.

I guess they need
something to gossip about.

Thanks for bringing
the ice cream.

They do like
something to chew on.

Thanks for bringing
the ice cream.

0f course, they know
my husband's back.

Thanks for bringing
the ice cream.

Mmm-hmm.

Thanks for bringing
the ice cream.

They think three is
a real interesting number.

Thanks for bringing
the ice cream.

Okay, we got
6, 10, jack,

4, 10, 8, queen--

Okay, we got
6, 10, jack,

Oh...
3 of diamonds.

Okay, we got
6, 10, jack,

Look out
for this guy.

Okay, we got
6, 10, jack,

Nine of spades.
Who knows?

Okay, we got
6, 10, jack,

Ace high bets...
so, five.

Okay, we got
6, 10, jack,

I'm out.
Call.

Okay, we got
6, 10, jack,

I'll call.

Okay, we got
6, 10, jack,

Five of clubs.
Nothing there.

Okay, we got
6, 10, jack,

And...

Okay, we got
6, 10, jack,

4 of clubs.
Busted flush.

Okay, we got
6, 10, jack,

What do you know?

Okay, we got
6, 10, jack,

Pair of bullets.

Okay, we got
6, 10, jack,

Let's step outside, huh?

Okay, we got
6, 10, jack,

Shouldn't we
finish the game?

Okay, we got
6, 10, jack,

We'll get to it.

Okay, we got
6, 10, jack,

Mister, you're cheating.

You're dealing off
the bottom of the deck.

Mister, you're cheating.

We're playing
for match sticks.

Mister, you're cheating.

It's a bad habit.

Mister, you're cheating.

Lose it while
you're around here.

Mister, you're cheating.

What will we tell them
about coming out here?

Mister, you're cheating.

Tell them you won
the pissing contest.

Mister, you're cheating.

BOBBY:
That one with
the leather strap.

This one?
BOBBY: Yeah.

BOBBY:
That one with
the leather strap.

Okay, now...

It doesn't
sit right.

Your ears jut out.

It doesn't
sit right.

What's wrong
with a baseball cap?

It doesn't
sit right.

I'm trying to
make him fit in.

It doesn't
sit right.

Western country
calls for a cowboy hat.

It doesn't
sit right.

Let me see that.

It doesn't
sit right.

It's got
some snap to it.

It doesn't
sit right.

How much
is that?

It doesn't
sit right.

$49.50.

It doesn't
sit right.

Okay, let's look
in the mirror.

It doesn't
sit right.

I want one
just like this.

It doesn't
sit right.

SALESMAN:
Aren't you getting
tired of that shirt?

It doesn't
sit right.

Don't try
switching me off it.

It doesn't
sit right.

This is my shirt.

It doesn't
sit right.

You're out of style.

It doesn't
sit right.

I wouldn't
be surprised.

It doesn't
sit right.

Oh, good evening.

It doesn't
sit right.

Hello.

It doesn't
sit right.

It seems
to just sit there.

Maybe it needs
a different crease.

It seems
to just sit there.

MURPHY:
It's how you wear it
that matters.

It seems
to just sit there.

Wear it back
on your head,

It seems
to just sit there.

that means
you like people

It seems
to just sit there.

and you got all day.

It seems
to just sit there.

Tipped on the side
means you're a rooster

It seems
to just sit there.

and you're looking
for a lady or a fight.

It seems
to just sit there.

Wear it low
on your forehead,

It seems
to just sit there.

that means
get off the sidewalk

It seems
to just sit there.

and clear a path

It seems
to just sit there.

because you're cocked
and ready to fire.

It seems
to just sit there.

We're going
to the movies.

I haven't been
since the Duke died.

We're going
to the movies.

What?

Where's this
coming from?

Ahhh!

Oh, my God!

Ahhh!

Oh, my God!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

MURPHY:
I once worked
in a slaughterhouse.

Why pay good money
to see it again?

MURPHY:
I once worked
in a slaughterhouse.

Sure was bloody.

MURPHY:
I once worked
in a slaughterhouse.

They use ketchup.

MURPHY:
I once worked
in a slaughterhouse.

They fake everything
out there.

MURPHY:
I once worked
in a slaughterhouse.

Want a lifesaver?

MURPHY:
I once worked
in a slaughterhouse.

I saw what Dad did
while we played cards.

Maybe it's
a good thing you did.

He did it twice.

Take after him
or not.

He did it twice.

It's up to you.

He did it twice.

We're getting a good look
at the sky tonight.

See that?

We're getting a good look
at the sky tonight.

That's the north star.

We're getting a good look
at the sky tonight.

Before they had
compasses or sextants,

We're getting a good look
at the sky tonight.

they crossed the ocean
just by following that.

We're getting a good look
at the sky tonight.

Isn't that
remarkable?

We're getting a good look
at the sky tonight.

Yuck!

We're getting a good look
at the sky tonight.

I'm sick
to my stomach.

We're getting a good look
at the sky tonight.

$3.00 for
human hamburger.

We're getting a good look
at the sky tonight.

Have a mint.

We're getting a good look
at the sky tonight.

Thanks.

We're getting a good look
at the sky tonight.

What's going on
over there?

MURPHY:
Thursday night bingo.

What's going on
over there?

Bingo?

What's going on
over there?

You're kidding!
That's great!

What's going on
over there?

Could you get us in?

I've paid my dues.
I guess I can.

Could you get us in?

I like bingo.

I never won,
but I like bingo.

I like bingo.

ANNOUNCER:
O-72.

I like bingo.

Seven...two.

I like bingo.

B-11.

One...one.

B-11.

H-43.

We're playing hingo?

H-43.

N-43.

Four...three.

N-43.

I got it!
Bingo!

N-43.

Awww!
Ohhh!

N-43.

Missed it by one.

N-43.

There's time.
I'm not even close.

N-43.

N-42, G-47,
and 0-69.

N-43.

It's correct.
He's a winner.

N-43.

Are there
any other winners?

N-43.

If not, I declare
this game completed.

N-43.

Jonas, you won $68.

N-43.

Buy your wife
some black stockings.

N-43.

I'm banking it.

N-43.

There will be
a five-minute break.

N-43.

The bar is open.

N-43.

Be right back.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

It's hot in there.

I guess it's just
my time of life.

It's hot in there.

No, it's hot.

It's hot in there.

You know, I think
Murphy's gaining weight.

It's hot in there.

You must be
a good cook.

It's hot in there.

Well, I wouldn't
win any contests.

It's hot in there.

He probably just visits you
for the company.

He sure seems
cheered up.

He probably just visits you
for the company.

I've never
seen him down.

He probably just visits you
for the company.

He was a wreck.

He probably just visits you
for the company.

He was drunk
the first year.

He probably just visits you
for the company.

Never spoke
to a soul the second.

He probably just visits you
for the company.

Crazy
about his wife.

He probably just visits you
for the company.

Was she sick
for very long?

Not a day
in her life.

Was she sick
for very long?

She turned
to say something,

Was she sick
for very long?

and she
dropped dead.

Was she sick
for very long?

O-72.

Seven...two.

O-72.

Seven...two.

I-19.

You don't have it.

I-19.

ANNOUNCER:
One...nine.

I-19.

Oh, I have it.

I-19.

ANNOUNCER:
N-40.

I-19.

I don't
have any.

I-19.

That's the worst card.

I-19.

Oh, wait,
I have that.

I-19.

0-75.

Seven...five.

0-75.

Oh, I have this.

0-75.

ANNOUNCER:
N-37.

0-75.

You don't have that.

0-75.

ANNOUNCER:
Three...seven.

0-75.

Ahhh! Bingo!

Bingo!
I got bingo!

Ahhh! Bingo!

Henry,
check the little lady.

Ahhh! Bingo!

What do I get?

Ahhh! Bingo!

Wait till we're sure
you're the right one.

Ahhh! Bingo!

She's got N-36.

Ahhh! Bingo!

N-36!

Ahhh! Bingo!

N-37.

Ahhh! Bingo!

N-37!

Ahhh! Bingo!

The free spot,
N-40, and N-35.

Ahhh! Bingo!

She's got them all.

Ahhh! Bingo!

I've got them all!

Ahhh! Bingo!

Are there
any other winners?

Ahhh! Bingo!

If not, I declare
this game completed.

What do I win?

If not, I declare
this game completed.

The night's
biggest pot!

If not, I declare
this game completed.

Yeah?

If not, I declare
this game completed.

ANNOUNCER:
$200.

If not, I declare
this game completed.

Oh, my!

If not, I declare
this game completed.

$200!

If not, I declare
this game completed.

I won $200!
I won $200!

If not, I declare
this game completed.

I'll have to bring you
here more often.

Where did you go?

That guy got it
with a hatchet!

Where did you go?

It split his skull
like a melon.

Where did you go?

I won $200
at tic-tac-bingo!

Where did you go?

Makes up for the money
that disappeared.

Where did you go?

Well, that's great!

Where did you go?

I'm running
a little short.

Where did you go?

Could you loan me 20?

Where did you go?

Good boy, Primrose.

What's all this?

For you.

What's all this?

Fourteen cases of beer?

What's all this?

We're throwing
a barbecue.

What's all this?

For who?

What's all this?

The whole damn town.

What's all this?

We'll celebrate
our wedding anniversary.

What's all this?

I don't celebrate
that anymore.

What's all this?

Well, I do.
May 21st.

What's all this?

We were married
on the 15th.

What's all this?

You just
wanted a party.

What's all this?

Life's short!

What's all this?

[CHEERING]

You got it!

Get going, boy!

You got it!

All right, Jake!

You got it!

All right!
All right!

You got it!

That's my boy!

You got it!

That's my boy!

You got it!

That's Jake Moriarty,
ladies and gentlemen!

Need a refill, sheriff?

That's Jake Moriarty,
ladies and gentlemen!

How about you?

That's Jake Moriarty,
ladies and gentlemen!

There you go.
There you go.

You fellows
need some more beer?

There you go.
There you go.

No.

There you go.
There you go.

Susie or Beth?

There you go.
There you go.

I can't tell
you two apart.

There you go.
There you go.

Some of the boys wanted
something a little stronger.

Should I clean
what you don't?

Give it back.

Should I clean
what you don't?

How old are you?

Who wants to know?

How old are you?

I do.

How old are you?

I know who
Herbert Hoover was.

How old are you?

I'm old enough
to know better.

How old are you?

Come on,
tell me.

How old are you?

You're as bad
as a woman.

How old are you?

You won't tell me,
will you?

How old are you?

Nope. You missed
another one.

How old are you?

Looks like
we're running out.

What kind of husband
were you, Murphy?

I don't know that I was
easy to live with.

What kind of husband
were you, Murphy?

I don't demonstrate
everything I feel.

What kind of husband
were you, Murphy?

I was a little tight
about money.

What kind of husband
were you, Murphy?

They say one good marriage
can lead to another.

What kind of husband
were you, Murphy?

No, they're rare.

What kind of husband
were you, Murphy?

I know.

What kind of husband
were you, Murphy?

I was surprised someone
fell in love with me.

What kind of husband
were you, Murphy?

Why? Don't you
like yourself?

What kind of husband
were you, Murphy?

Yes. I just didn't
expect it to be contagious.

What kind of husband
were you, Murphy?

You're a big help
in the kitchen.

Finish those dishes,
dad?

Still at it, son.

Finish those dishes,
dad?

You two talk a lot,
don't you, dad?

Finish those dishes,
dad?

We exchange
a few words, son.

Finish those dishes,
dad?

Could we sever this
family relationship?

Finish those dishes,
dad?

I wouldn't
be happy

Finish those dishes,
dad?

if I were
your dad.

Finish those dishes,
dad?

I think
you're banging Emma.

Finish those dishes,
dad?

"Banging." kind of an
ugly expression

for that particular
pleasure.

"Banging." kind of an
ugly expression

How about "fucking".

"Banging." kind of an
ugly expression

I don't like that one
a whole lot better.

"Banging." kind of an
ugly expression

Isn't that
what's going on?

"Banging." kind of an
ugly expression

I wouldn't take that
up with you.

"Banging." kind of an
ugly expression

I'm taking it up
with you.

"Banging." kind of an
ugly expression

You are a miserable
little son of a bitch.

"Banging." kind of an
ugly expression

I don't know
why she took you in.

"Banging." kind of an
ugly expression

You may be
younger and stronger,

"Banging." kind of an
ugly expression

but you're about to get
your ass kicked,

"Banging." kind of an
ugly expression

by my boots.

"Banging." kind of an
ugly expression

You're a feisty
old bugger.

"Banging." kind of an
ugly expression

I thought we just
settled that.

"Banging." kind of an
ugly expression

¶ I love you more ¶

"Banging." kind of an
ugly expression

¶ Than the morning
Loves the flowers ¶

"Banging." kind of an
ugly expression

¶ Than the ocean ¶

"Banging." kind of an
ugly expression

¶ Loves the shore ¶

"Banging." kind of an
ugly expression

¶ Than a day
Loves the hours ¶

"Banging." kind of an
ugly expression

¶ I will love you longer ¶

"Banging." kind of an
ugly expression

¶ Than the desert sky
Is lonely ¶

"Banging." kind of an
ugly expression

¶ Oh, you can
Believe me ¶

¶ I love you only ¶

Sometimes it felt
like I had two kids.

¶ I love you only ¶

I'm cutting in.

I see
you have legs.

You changed your shirt.

I see
you have legs.

Nice legs.

I see
you have legs.

Nice shirt.

I see
you have legs.

You ought to be
out of wind by now.

One, two...
One, two, three.

I came to dance.

Don't hog.

It's come around
to me again.

I miss you
when you're gone.

Wait a minute!

How about if the two of you
dance together?

Wait a minute!

Care to?

I'll lead.
Watch your toes.

Care to?

Murphy!

Macaroni and cheese!

Murphy!

No, thank you.

Murphy!

I could defrost
a T-bone.

Murphy!

I'm cutting down
on red meat.

Murphy!

EMMA:
Waffles?

Murphy!

I had them
for breakfast.

Murphy!

EMMA:
Tomato soup?

Murphy!

I've got a bridge game.
Margaret's waiting.

Murphy!

EMMA:
Jake wants to
talk to you.

Murphy!

What about?

Murphy!

I don't know.
He wouldn't say.

Murphy!

I'll give him
a couple minutes.

Murphy!

What's the matter?

Murphy!

He didn't say.

Murphy!

He just wants
to talk.

Murphy!

Surprise!

Happy birthday, Murphy!

Surprise!

Nobody's thrown me a party
since I went to war.

Surprise!

Which war's
that?

Surprise!

Crimean.

Surprise!

Margaret, you're guilty
of duplicity.

Surprise!

I was afraid you'd
just come to my house.

Surprise!

Who planned this?

Surprise!

Margaret and I.
We thought you knew.

Surprise!

No. I'm bowled over.

Surprise!

Bessie, who's
minding the store?

Surprise!

It's shut up
tight,

Surprise!

and don't say
another word about it.

Surprise!

You logged in
another one.

Surprise!

They're coming
faster.

Surprise!

Still got hair.

Surprise!

But lost my gallbladder.

Surprise!

Open up my present.

Surprise!

Sure, Jake.

Surprise!

EMMA:
We've got punch and cake.

Surprise!

Margaret,
would you serve?

Surprise!

Uh, Murphy?

Surprise!

Murphy, could I talk to you
in the kitchen?

Surprise!

Yeah.

Surprise!

Jake, here.
I'll do this later.

Surprise!

Here, let me help you.

Put it on the table.

Here, let me help you.

This has become
a second home to me,

Here, let me help you.

and I want to
thank you for it.

Here, let me help you.

You should get
married again.

Here, let me help you.

When I'm ready.

Here, let me help you.

When's that?

Here, let me help you.

One of these days.

Here, let me help you.

Somebody
around here?

Here, let me help you.

Probably.

Here, let me help you.

I'll give you
another party.

Here, let me help you.

I'll let you know when.

Here, let me help you.

Okay, Murphy, this is it.

How many candles
go on your cake?

Okay, Murphy, this is it.

How old are you?

Just set
the damn thing on fire.

A can of car wax
from Jake.

Thank you, son.

A can of car wax
from Jake.

You're welcome.

A can of car wax
from Jake.

This is from me,
Murph.

A can of car wax
from Jake.

Let's see what
we got here.

A can of car wax
from Jake.

A black tie.

That will come in
real handy at funerals.

A black tie.

And Margaret's
cherries.

A black tie.

Nobody puts them up
better.

A black tie.

Well, be careful.

A black tie.

There may be
some pits in there.

A black tie.

EMMA:
All right!

A black tie.

Whoo!

A black tie.

Golly!
Look at that!

A black tie.

EMMA:
There you go!

A black tie.

Get it in one go,
Murph.

A black tie.

All right.

A black tie.

Go, Murphy!

Come on!

Go, Murphy!

Go! Go! Go!

Go, Murphy!

Yay!

Go, Murphy!

EMMA:
Do you want me
to cut it?

Go, Murphy!

No, I'll slice it.

Go, Murphy!

Well...

I've known some of you
all my life.

Well...

I kissed Margaret
behind the barn

Well...

when I was
8 years old.

Well...

I got Freeman's
blood in me.

Well...

He gave a pint or two
when I needed it.

Well...

My friends have
overlooked my shortcomings

Well...

and seen me through
dark days

Well...

and brightened up
the rest.

Well...

I'm honored and lucky
to have them.

Well...

Who wants the first slice?

Me.

Who wants the first slice?

Jake.

Who wants the first slice?

Thanks.

Okay.

Hmmm.

Bend your knees,
or you'll get a hernia.

Aah!

Bobby Jack!

Aah!

Will you
get off me!

Aah!

Get off me!

Well, that's
what hay's for,

to have a roll in.

Well, that's
what hay's for,

[SNEEZE]

[SNEEZE]

I seem to
be allergic to--

[SNEEZE]

I seem to
be allergic to--

Something.

I seem to
be allergic to--

Oh!

[HORN HONKS]

How come you're here?

I want to talk.

How come you're here?

You saw
the dish I broke.

How come you're here?

No, I didn't.

How come you're here?

That's because
I glued it together.

How come you're here?

That's why
I didn't see it.

How come you're here?

I'm going to ask
your dad to leave.

What did he do?

I'm going to ask
your dad to leave.

We're not married anymore,

I'm going to ask
your dad to leave.

and we can't live together
like we're married.

I'm going to ask
your dad to leave.

He wants to.

I'm going to ask
your dad to leave.

So he's going.

Yes.

I want to walk home.

You sure have had
a short childhood.

This is Larry,
and this is Linus.

They're twins,

This is Larry,
and this is Linus.

and they're mine.

This is Larry,
and this is Linus.

Kind of funny, you know.

I keep, uh...
I keep getting boys.

Kind of funny, you know.

BOBBY:
Oh, Emma, this is Wanda,

and she's a friend of mine
from Tulsa.

BOBBY:
Oh, Emma, this is Wanda,

It's a long way to drive
with two babies.

Yes, ma'am.

It's a long way to drive
with two babies.

Please
just call me Emma.

It's a long way to drive
with two babies.

Are you a day over 17?

I'm 18.

How come
you got pregnant?

I'm 18.

Forgot to do something.

I'm 18.

He's always
in such a rush.

I'm 18.

Well, they're going
to need a last name.

I'm 18.

That's up to Bobby Jack.

I'm 18.

Do yourself a favor.

I'm 18.

[PFFT]

I'm 18.

Hope we don't have
to do this again.

Take a class
in shorthand or typing.

Hope we don't have
to do this again.

You never know
when you might need it.

Hope we don't have
to do this again.

I just want to stay
at home with my babies.

Well, at least
he likes kids.

Don't take my head off.

This isn't a traffic ticket
you can just tear up.

Don't take my head off.

I know.

Don't take my head off.

I know it.

Don't take my head off.

We had a heat wave,

and she's wearing
a little tank top,

We had a heat wave,

and we sat licking
the same ice cream--

We had a heat wave,

Don't tell me
the details.

We had a heat wave,

There you go!

We had a heat wave,

I can see you
settin' your jaw.

We had a heat wave,

Emma, nobody is perfect.

We had a heat wave,

Bobby Jack, you've
never even been close.

We had a heat wave,

Well, I haven't had enough
good times yet, Emma.

Well, the party's over,
my friend.

Well, I haven't had enough
good times yet, Emma.

Somebody just
handed you the check,

Well, I haven't had enough
good times yet, Emma.

so pick up the tab!

Well, I haven't had enough
good times yet, Emma.

Does everybody
have to?

Well, I haven't had enough
good times yet, Emma.

Most people do, yes.

Well, I haven't had enough
good times yet, Emma.

Sell your motorcycle,
Bobby Jack.

Sign a lease
on a house.

Sell your motorcycle,
Bobby Jack.

Put some money
in a college fund.

Sell your motorcycle,
Bobby Jack.

But I'll always
love you, Emma.

How'd it go?

I'll never get married.

How'd it go?

Yes, you will.

How'd it go?

Some girl will find you
and never let you go.

How'd it go?

This is Larry,
and this is Linus.

How'd it go?

Or this is Linus,
and this is Larry.

How'd it go?

They're your brothers.

How'd it go?

Have a seat.

[BABY CRYING]

Wave bye-bye.

Bye-bye!

Wave bye-bye.

Jake, keep looking
in that mailbox.

Wave bye-bye.

There'll be something
there for you.

Wave bye-bye.

[BELL RINGS]

Make me something,
Murphy.

How about
a chocolate soda?

Make me something,
Murphy.

All chocolate.

He came by
on his way out of town.

Bought some diapers
and baby powder.

He came by
on his way out of town.

I'm in such a funny mood.

What will I do
with my life, Murphy?

I'm in such a funny mood.

Get on with it.

I'm in such a funny mood.

Should I get rid
of the ranch?

I'm in such a funny mood.

Should I dye my hair?

I'm in such a funny mood.

You're a big girl.

I'm in such a funny mood.

I've done a lot
of dumb things.

I'm in such a funny mood.

I married too young.

I'm in such a funny mood.

I married
the wrong guy.

I'm in such a funny mood.

I never went
to college.

I'm in such a funny mood.

Spilt milk.

I'm in such a funny mood.

Give me some advice,
Murphy.

I'm in such a funny mood.

You've lived
a long time.

I'm in such a funny mood.

You want advice?
Write "Dear Abby"!

I'm in such a funny mood.

Take your problems
to your local minister

I'm in such a funny mood.

or the mental health clinic.

I'm in such a funny mood.

I'm not a lifeguard,

I'm in such a funny mood.

and I'm not
your damn Dutch uncle!

I'm in such a funny mood.

If you don't know
how things are,

you're not as smart
as I thought.

If you don't know
how things are,

Good evening,
Murphy.

Good evening.

Good evening,
Murphy.

It's going to be
a lovely night, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

It's going to be
a lovely night, isn't it?

Have a nice ride?

It's going to be
a lovely night, isn't it?

Well, yes, I did.

It's going to be
a lovely night, isn't it?

It's going to be
a handsome moon.

It's going to be
a lovely night, isn't it?

Do you think
it's going to rain?

It's going to be
a lovely night, isn't it?

No, it's dry
this time of year.

It's going to be
a lovely night, isn't it?

Are we talking
about the weather?

It's going to be
a lovely night, isn't it?

You are.

It's going to be
a lovely night, isn't it?

That's not what
I want to talk about.

It's going to be
a lovely night, isn't it?

Take another tack, Emma.

It's going to be
a lovely night, isn't it?

I don't know
what tack to take.

I'll help you.

I don't know
what tack to take.

Separate the men
from the boys, Emma.

I show some wear,

Separate the men
from the boys, Emma.

but if fruit hangs
on the tree long enough,
it gets ripe.

Separate the men
from the boys, Emma.

I'm durable,
I'm steady,

Separate the men
from the boys, Emma.

and I'm faithful.

Separate the men
from the boys, Emma.

I'm in love for the
last time in my life.

Separate the men
from the boys, Emma.

I'm in love for the
first time in my life.

So?

So...

Stay to supper,
Murphy?

Not unless I'm still here
at breakfast.

Stay to supper,
Murphy?

How do you
like your eggs?

MURPHY:
I'm 60.

¶ Seems funny now ¶

¶ To think of how
I call you up ¶

¶ Seems funny now ¶

¶ And talk about
All the little things ¶

¶ Seems funny now ¶

¶ That were on my mind ¶

¶ Seems funny now ¶

¶ You were a friend ¶

¶ Seems funny now ¶

¶ You listened
To all I dreamed of ¶

¶ Seems funny now ¶

¶ I wanted a real love ¶

¶ Seems funny now ¶

¶ The good old-fashioned kind ¶

¶ Seems funny now ¶

¶ It was you all along ¶

¶ Seems funny now ¶

¶ You who kept me strong ¶

¶ Seems funny now ¶

¶ I wonder how
I could have been so blind ¶

¶ Seems funny now ¶

¶ You kissed me like a lover ¶

¶ Seems funny now ¶

¶ Loved me like a friend ¶

¶ Seems funny now ¶

¶ And I knew love
For the last time ¶

¶ Seems funny now ¶

¶ I got burned ¶

¶ Seems funny now ¶

¶ Seems like everybody does ¶

¶ Seems funny now ¶

¶ By romance ¶

¶ Seems funny now ¶

¶ Still I yearn ¶

¶ And though I didn't know
Just what it was ¶

¶ Still I yearn ¶

¶ I got a second chance ¶

¶ Still I yearn ¶

¶ Just think of it ¶

¶ If we had missed the moment ¶

¶ Just think of it ¶

¶ We might have spent
The years ahead ¶

¶ Just think of it ¶

¶ Believing love had passed ¶

¶ Just think of it ¶

¶ Now that I've found
A love to last a lifetime ¶

¶ Just think of it ¶

¶ I'm in love for the last time
And time will make it last ¶

¶ Just think of it ¶

¶ It was you all along ¶

¶ Just think of it ¶

¶ You who kept me strong ¶

¶ Just think of it ¶

¶ I don't know
How I could've been so blind ¶

¶ Just think of it ¶

¶ You kissed me like a lover ¶

¶ Just think of it ¶

¶ Loved me like a friend ¶

¶ Just think of it ¶

¶ And I'm in love
For the last time ¶

¶ Just think of it ¶

¶ It was you all along ¶

¶ Just think of it ¶

¶ You who kept me strong ¶

¶ Just think of it ¶