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[music playing]

AND LOVE

OH, THERE IS LOVE ENOUGH FOR TWO

AND LOVE

IN EVERY MORNIN'

AND LOVE

COME LET US TASTE IT

AND LOVE

FIND THE LOVE

OH, IN THE LIFE

SO QUICKLY THROUGH

OH, IN THE LIFE

AN APRIL WARNIN'

OH, IN THE LIFE

WE MUST NOT WASTE IT

OH, IN THE LIFE

ONLY PLACE JOGGING'S GONNA GET YOU

IS RIGHT BACK WHERE YOU STARTED.

ONLY PLACE JOGGING'S GONNA GET YOU

AND LOVE

OH, THERE IS LOVE ENOUGH FOR TWO

AND LOVE

IN EVERY MORNING

AND LOVE

COME LET US TASTE IT

FIND THE LOVE

FIND THE LOVE

MORNIN'. YEAH, HOW ABOUT A RING BACK?

[telephone ringing]

RIGHT. PERFECT.

YEAH, UP YOURS, TOO. SEE YOU LATER.

RICK CARLSON?

YEAH.

RICK CARLSON?

I'M CHRIS RANDALL.

RICK CARLSON?

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING YOU OUT ON WEEKENDS?

RICK CARLSON?

YEAH, COME ON UP.

RICK CARLSON?

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

TO SPOT TROUBLE BEFORE IT HAPPENS.

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

WATCH THE PEOPLE WHEN THEY GO IN THE WATER.

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

SEE WHAT KIND OF SWIMMERS THEY ARE.

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

SEE HOW THEY TREAT THE OCEAN.

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

YOU KNOW, ARE THEY CONFIDENT? ARE THEY SCARED?

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

AND KEEP A SPECIAL EYE ON THE LITTLE KIDS.

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

MAN, THEY CAN GET KNOCKED DOWN IN A SECOND.

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

NOW, IF YOU'RE ALONE,

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

IF YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE TOWER,

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

TAKE THE PHONE OFF THE HOOK

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

AND THEY'LL SEND A BACK-UP MAN.

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

KEEP THE RESCUE CAN WITH YOU ALWAYS.

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

EVEN IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO THE JOHN.

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

YOU CAN NEVER TELL WHEN YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR EYE OUT FOR ANY WEIRD STUFF HAPPENIN' ON THE BEACH,

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

OR UP IN THE PARKING LOT.

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

LIKE WHAT?

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

ANYTHING.

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

ALL THE WEIRDOES SEEM TO END UP DOWN HERE.

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

MAN, YOU'RE GONNA SEE STUFF YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE.

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

THE FUNNY THING IS

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

BY THE END OF THE SUMMER, IT'LL ALL SEEM NORMAL.

(Rick) THE IMPORTANT THING IS, MAN,

HEY, GUYS, THAT'S IT. OUT OF THE WATER.

BLACK BALL.

THANKS A LOT, MAN.

IT HASN'T EVEN GOTTEN GOOD YET.

THANKS A LOT, MAN.

MAN, YOU GUYS KNOW THE RULES.

THANKS A LOT, MAN.

ON WEEKENDS, SWIMMERS BEACH AFTER 10:00.

THANKS A LOT, MAN.

YEAH, THANKS A LOT.

THANKS A LOT, MAN.

HEY, LIFEGUARD RICK!

HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENIN', MACHINE GUN?

HEY, LIFEGUARD RICK!

HEY, OLD BUDDY, YOU READY FOR ANOTHER THRILL-PACKED SUMMER?

HEY, LIFEGUARD RICK!

NOT IF YOU GUYS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT.

HEY, LIFEGUARD RICK!

OK. JUST FOR THAT WE'RE MOVING DOWN TO TOWER 7.

HEY, LIFEGUARD RICK!

THAT A PROMISE?

HEY, LIFEGUARD RICK!

HEY, LISTEN, THIS PLACE WOULD BE A DRAG WITHOUT THE U.D.T.

HEY, LIFEGUARD RICK!

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

OUT OFF FEELIN' UP THE LOCAL LADIES UNDERWATER.

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

UNDERWATER DEMOLITION TEAM.

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

WHY DON'T YOU GUYS TRY GOING STRAIGHT THIS SUMMER,

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

AND JUST CONCENTRATE ON GETTIN' LAID.

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

ALL THE CHICKS OUR AGE, THEY DIG OLDER GUYS.

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

AND ALL THE CHICKS YOUNGER THAN US,

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

WELL, THEY AREN'T EVEN CHICKS YET.

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

ONE OF THESE DAYS, YOU'RE ALL GONNA GET

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

YOUR ASSES KICKED BY SOMEBODY'S OLD MAN.

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

OH, NO CHANCE.

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON OUR TECHNIQUE ALL YEAR.

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

THIS SUMMER'S GONNA BE DIFFERENT.

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

I PROMISE. CROSS MY HEART.

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

BETTER CROSS SOMETHIN' ELSE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

THOSE ARE THE HORNIEST LITTLE GUYS THIS SIDE OF T.J.

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

T.J.?

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

TIJUANA, MAN.

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

[laughs]

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

HEY, WHY DO THEY CALL HIM MACHINE GUN?

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

I DON'T KNOW. EVERYBODY CALLS HIM THAT.

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

HE CLAIMS HE HOLDS THE INTERNATIONAL RECORD

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

FOR JERKIN' OFF.

THESE GUYS GET THEIR KICKS

WHEN I WAS HIS AGE, I THOUGHT I HELD IT.

YEAH, WE ALL HELD IT.

WHEN I WAS HIS AGE, I THOUGHT I HELD IT.

BUT I THINK HE HOLDS IT MORE.

WHEN I WAS HIS AGE, I THOUGHT I HELD IT.

[laughs]

WHEN I WAS HIS AGE, I THOUGHT I HELD IT.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU DO DURING WINTER?

SAME THING I DO DURING SUMMER.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU DO DURING WINTER?

YEAH? MUST GET LONELY, HUH?

HEY, WHAT DO YOU DO DURING WINTER?

BEATS SELLING ENCYCLOPEDIAS.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU DO DURING WINTER?

YEAH, THAT'S FOR SURE.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU DO DURING WINTER?

YOU WANT TO STOP FOR A BEER?

HEY, WHAT DO YOU DO DURING WINTER?

HEY, MAN, I'D LIKE TO, BUT I GOT A LITTLE, UH,

HEY, WHAT DO YOU DO DURING WINTER?

STEWY FRIEND COMING IN TONIGHT.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU DO DURING WINTER?

IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT STEWARDESSES?

HEY, WHAT DO YOU DO DURING WINTER?

YEAH. AND NURSES, SECRETARIES AND SCHOOLTEACHERS.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU DO DURING WINTER?

[laughs] WHAT DO THEY SAY ABOUT SCHOOLTEACHERS?

HEY, WHAT DO YOU DO DURING WINTER?

THEY MAKE YOU DO IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN,

HEY, WHAT DO YOU DO DURING WINTER?

TILL YOU GET IT RIGHT.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU DO DURING WINTER?

SEE YOU TOMORROW. [laughs] OK.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU DO DURING WINTER?

ALL RIGHT.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU DO DURING WINTER?

GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU DO DURING WINTER?

[whispers] I'LL BE DAMNED.

[knocking on door]

[whispers] I'LL BE DAMNED.

OH, SHIT. YEAH, BE RIGHT THERE.

[whispers] I'LL BE DAMNED.

[knocking on door]

YEAH, I'M COMIN'.

[knocking on door]

BOTH: HI.

IT'S ONLY A 12-HOUR LAYOVER

BOTH: HI.

SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK FAST.

BOTH: HI.

MISS ME?

SURE DID.

MISS ME?

I'LL BET YOU DID.

MISS ME?

UH, A LITTLEVINO. GONNA CRACK IT OPEN.

MISS ME?

STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY PLANTS IN HERE, HAVE YOU?

YEAH, RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.

STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY PLANTS IN HERE, HAVE YOU?

CAREFUL, IT'S A MAN-EATER.

STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY PLANTS IN HERE, HAVE YOU?

MMM-HMM.

STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY PLANTS IN HERE, HAVE YOU?

PLASTIC. THAT'S OBSCENE.

YEAH, IT SAVES ON THE WATERING.

PLASTIC. THAT'S OBSCENE.

TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU?

PLASTIC. THAT'S OBSCENE.

YOU JUST GOT TO WORK UP TO SOME THINGS GRADUALLY.

ONLY SOME THINGS.

YOU JUST GOT TO WORK UP TO SOME THINGS GRADUALLY.

I'VE BEEN ON A PLANE FOR ABOUT 2 WEEKS, IT SEEMS LIKE.

I'M GONNA TAKE A SHOWER.

OK.

I'M GONNA TAKE A SHOWER.

[water splashing]

[laughs] OH!

(Tina) IT'S COLD! YOU!

[laughs] OH!

[grunts]

[giggles]

[grunts]

OH!

[grunts]

I MET A MAN ON THE FLIGHT TO LONDON

WHO WANTS ME TO GO TO MARRAKESH WITH HIM.

I MET A MAN ON THE FLIGHT TO LONDON

MARRAKESH?

UH-HUH.

MARRAKESH?

WELL, ARE YOU GONNA GO?

MARRAKESH?

I DON'T KNOW.

MARRAKESH?

HE'S ATTRACTIVE. AND WEALTHY.

MARRAKESH?

AND HE'S BETTER IN BED THAN YOU ARE.

MARRAKESH?

HEH, NOBODY'S BETTER IN BED THAN I AM.

MARRAKESH?

[laughs] I KNOW. THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.

MARRAKESH?

THAT'S MY PROBLEM TOO, THOUGH.

MARRAKESH?

BUT I KNOW YOUR SECRET.

MARRAKESH?

WHAT'S THAT?

MARRAKESH?

YOU DON'T CARE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

YOU'RE GREAT TECHNICALLY, BUT YOU DON'T FEEL ANYTHING.

I REALLY DIDN'T GO TO BED WITH HIM.

WHO?

THE MAN WHO WANTS ME TO GO TO MARRAKESH.

WHO?

I DON'T THINK I'LL GO.

OH, YOU OUGHT TO.

I DON'T THINK I'LL GO.

WHY, YOU'D HAVE IT MADE IF YOU HOOKED UP

I DON'T THINK I'LL GO.

WITH ONE OF THOSE RICH GUYS.

I DON'T THINK I'LL GO.

I KNOW.

I DON'T THINK I'LL GO.

MY PROBLEM IS I DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT.

I DON'T THINK I'LL GO.

I MEAN, I'D HAVE TO LOVE HIM, TOO.

I DON'T THINK I'LL GO.

YOUR PROBLEM IS YOU WANT EVERYTHING.

ALL I WANT IS SOMEONE TO LOVE WHO'LL LOVE ME.

YOUR PROBLEM IS YOU WANT EVERYTHING.

YOUR PROBLEM IS YOU WANT EVERYTHING.

DO YOU HAVE A BAND-AID?

YEAH, SURE. COME ON UP.

DO YOU HAVE A BAND-AID?

DUNK YOUR FEET IN THAT BUCKET.

DO YOU HAVE A BAND-AID?

HOW'D YOU DO THAT?

ON A ROOT BEER CAN.

HOW'D YOU DO THAT?

PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO AMPUTATE.

HOW'D YOU DO THAT?

NOT THAT BAD, IS IT?

THERE YOU GO.

THANK YOU.

THERE YOU GO.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

THERE YOU GO.

[Screaming]

YOO-HOO!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

YOO-HOO!

YEAH, SURE.

YOO-HOO!

[waves crashing]

4:15. GIVE OR TAKE A FEW.

[waves crashing]

[laughs] THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

[waves crashing]

OLD BOY SCOUT TRICK. NEVER FAILS.

[waves crashing]

ARE YOU AN OLD BOY SCOUT?

[waves crashing]

YUP. AND I STILL REMEMBER THE TRICKS.

[waves crashing]

[birds chirping]

[barking]

[birds chirping]

[barks]

[birds chirping]

(photographer) OK, HONEY, GIVE ME THAT BIG CHEESE NUMBER.

[birds chirping]

GO ALL THE WAY IN. GET YOURSELF WET.

[birds chirping]

MARVELOUS.

LET'S GO INTO THAT 1-2-3 ROUTINE.

MARVELOUS.

THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD WATCHIN'.

MARVELOUS.

(Rick) LOOK AT THAT SET OF MELONS.

MARVELOUS.

MMM. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

LOOK IT, THERE THEY GO. LOOK IT, LOOK IT, LOOK IT.

MMM. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

[laughs] WHOO!

MMM. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

OH, MY GOD!

LOOK OUT!

OH, MY GOD!

(girl) OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD!

[laughs]

OH, MY GOD!

[photographer yelling]

OH, MY GOD!

[laughs]

OH, MY GOD!

(boys) WHOO!

OH, MY GOD!

GO! GO!

OH, MY GOD!

(boys) GO! GO! GET A MOVE ON!

CAN'T THOSE GUYS GET ARRESTED FOR THAT?

(boys) GO! GO! GET A MOVE ON!

YOU KIDDIN'?

(boys) GO! GO! GET A MOVE ON!

REMEMBER COMIN' DOWN HERE WHEN YOU WERE 14?

(boys) GO! GO! GET A MOVE ON!

SEE A GIRL IN A 2-PIECE SUIT,

(boys) GO! GO! GET A MOVE ON!

YOU'D HAVE A HARD-ON FOR A WEEK.

(boys) GO! GO! GET A MOVE ON!

YEAH, I REMEMBER.

(boys) GO! GO! GET A MOVE ON!

HI.

(Rick) HI.

HOW'S THE INJURY?

[birds chirping]

HOW'S THE INJURY?

IT'S ALL BETTER.

HOW'S THE INJURY?

AH, LOOKS GOOD. NO SCAR.

HOW'S THE INJURY?

THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW ABOUT IT

HOW'S THE INJURY?

IN CASE YOU WERE WORRIED.

HOW'S THE INJURY?

OH, YEAH?

HOW'S THE INJURY?

MATTER OF FACT I WAS JUST SAYING TO CHRIS,

HOW'S THE INJURY?

ALL WEEK LONG I'VE BEEN WONDERIN'

HOW'S THE INJURY?

IF THAT LITTLE GIRL'S FINGER IS ALL RIGHT.

HOW'S THE INJURY?

RIGHT, CHRIS?

HOW'S THE INJURY?

YEAH, RIGHT.

HOW'S THE INJURY?

LITTLE GIRL?

HOW'S THE INJURY?

WHAT ARE YOU?

HOW'S THE INJURY?

JUST A GIRL.

OH, JUST A GIRL.

JUST A GIRL.

WELL, YOU'RE JUST AN OLD BOY SCOUT.

[Rick laughs]

WELL, YOU'RE JUST AN OLD BOY SCOUT.

KEEP YOU EYES ON THE SWIMMERS, ROOKIE.

ENJOY BEIN' A LITTLE GIRL.

YOU'RE GONNA BE A WOMAN SOON ENOUGH.

ENJOY BEIN' A LITTLE GIRL.

THANKS A LOT.

GETTIN' THERE IS HALF THE FUN.

THANKS A LOT.

I GUESS YOU OUGHT TO KNOW.

THANKS A LOT.

I GUESS SO.

THANKS A LOT.

WELL...

THANKS A LOT.

SEE YOU.

BE CAREFUL.

BOY, SHE'S SOME STUFF, HUH?

I'D LIKE TO RUN INTO HER IN A COUPLE OF YEARS.

BOY, SHE'S SOME STUFF, HUH?

I'D LIKE TO RUN INTO HER RIGHT NOW.

BOY, SHE'S SOME STUFF, HUH?

SHE CAN'T BE MORE THAN 15 OR 16.

BOY, SHE'S SOME STUFF, HUH?

SO?

BOY, SHE'S SOME STUFF, HUH?

THEY DON'T CALL IT STATUTORY RAPE ANYMORE

BOY, SHE'S SOME STUFF, HUH?

BUT THEY'LL STILL THROW YOUR ASS IN JAIL.

BOY, SHE'S SOME STUFF, HUH?

WHAT DO THEY CALL IT NOW?

BOY, SHE'S SOME STUFF, HUH?

ILLEGAL SEX.

BOY, SHE'S SOME STUFF, HUH?

[giggles]

BOY, SHE'S SOME STUFF, HUH?

BOY, I THINK IT'D BE WORTH THE RISK.

BOY, SHE'S SOME STUFF, HUH?

NOT FOR 10 YEARS IN THE CAN.

BOY, SHE'S SOME STUFF, HUH?

UH-UH.

BOY, SHE'S SOME STUFF, HUH?

THAT'S RULE NUMBER ONE.

BOY, SHE'S SOME STUFF, HUH?

[music playing]

[all chattering]

[music playing]

ANYBODY SITTIN' HERE?

COORS, PLEASE.

ANYBODY SITTIN' HERE?

HEY, HI.

AREN'T YOU A LIFEGUARD DOWN AT THE BEACH?

HEY, HI.

UH, YEAH.

HEY, HI.

YOU LOOK REALLY FAMILIAR.

HEY, HI.

HAVE YOU SAVED ANYONE LATELY?

HEY, HI.

YEAH, MATTER OF FACT, I WAS 3 FOR 5 TODAY.

HEY, HI.

[laughs] WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER 2?

HEY, HI.

UH, THEY WERE JUST TOO FAR OUT.

HEY, HI.

HAD TO LET 'EM GO.

HEY, HI.

3 FOR 5'S NOT BAD, THOUGH.

HEY, HI.

ISN'T IT?

HEY, HI.

COME ON, YOU'RE KIDDING ME, AREN'T YOU?

HEY, HI.

NO.

HEY, HI.

WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T SPENT MUCH TIME

AT THE BEACH LATELY SINCE I'VE BEEN WORKING.

WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T SPENT MUCH TIME

OH, YEAH?

WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T SPENT MUCH TIME

WHAT DO YOU DO?

WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T SPENT MUCH TIME

I WORK FOR A DOCTOR IN CENTURY CITY.

WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T SPENT MUCH TIME

ARE YOU A NURSE?

WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T SPENT MUCH TIME

NO, A RECEPTIONIST.

WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T SPENT MUCH TIME

WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR?

WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T SPENT MUCH TIME

GYNECOLOGIST.

WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T SPENT MUCH TIME

[laughs]

WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T SPENT MUCH TIME

I HEAR THERE'S A LOT OF OPENINGS IN THAT FIELD.

WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T SPENT MUCH TIME

OH, NO.

WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T SPENT MUCH TIME

ACTUALLY, IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO FIND.

WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T SPENT MUCH TIME

THEN THINGS MUST BE PRETTY TIGHT.

WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T SPENT MUCH TIME

YEAH, THEY REALLY ARE.

WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T SPENT MUCH TIME

HEY, MY NAME'S SANDY.

I'M RICK.

HEY, MY NAME'S SANDY.

CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?

[both laugh]

CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?

SURE.

CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?

THAT OLD GUY NEVER STOPS.

HE MUST BE AT LEAST 70.

THAT OLD GUY NEVER STOPS.

[girl screams]

THAT OLD GUY NEVER STOPS.

OH, LOOK AT THAT OLD GAL.

THE WATER'S NOT EVEN UP TO HER BOOBS,

OH, LOOK AT THAT OLD GAL.

AND SHE THINKS SHE'S DROWNIN'.

OH, LOOK AT THAT OLD GAL.

BETTER GO IN AND GET HER.

OH, LOOK AT THAT OLD GAL.

ME?

OH, LOOK AT THAT OLD GAL.

YOU'RE A LIFEGUARD, AREN'T YOU? GO ON.

OH, LOOK AT THAT OLD GAL.

YEAH.

OH, LOOK AT THAT OLD GAL.

[Sighs]

[girl screaming]

[beeping]

WHERE YOU GOING TO SCHOOL?

SANTA BARBARA.

WHERE YOU GOING TO SCHOOL?

LIKE IT?

WHERE YOU GOING TO SCHOOL?

YEAH.

WHERE YOU GOING TO SCHOOL?

A NECESSARY EVIL, I GUESS.

WHERE YOU GOING TO SCHOOL?

YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

WHERE YOU GOING TO SCHOOL?

TRIED IT ONCE. GOT A DEGREE, TOO.

B.S. BORED SHITLESS.

TRIED IT ONCE. GOT A DEGREE, TOO.

[laughs]

TRIED IT ONCE. GOT A DEGREE, TOO.

I'LL BE DAMNED.

HOLD THE FORT, WILL YOU?

I'LL BE DAMNED.

SURE.

I'LL BE DAMNED.

HEY, LARRY!

RICK?

YEP.

RICK?

I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

RICK?

WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?

RICK?

RICK CARLSON. HOW THE HELL ARE YOU?

RICK?

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

RICK?

ALL RIGHT. HOW YOU DOIN'?

RICK?

FINE.

RICK?

YOU LOOK GOOD.

RICK?

YOU, TOO.

RICK?

IT'S GOTTA BE ABOUT 10 YEARS, RIGHT?

RICK?

WHY, YEAH, AT LEAST.

RICK?

HOW'S THE ACTING CAREER?

RICK?

OH, GOD, I GAVE THAT UP 5 YEARS AGO, TOLD MY AGENT TO SHOVE IT.

RICK?

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

RICK?

YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE MAN

RICK?

THAT OWNS THE LARGEST PORSCHE AGENCY IN THE VALLEY.

RICK?

IT IS A BASIC GOLD MINE.

RICK?

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN'.

RICK?

COME ON, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHIN'.

RICK?

HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU SWING THAT?

RICK?

OH, JUST CHARM. JUST CHARM.

RICK?

YEAH?

RICK?

PLUS, MY PARTNER DOES HAVE A LOT OF MONEY.

RICK?

OH, NOW THE TRUTH COMES OUT.

RICK?

THERE. WHERE IS IT? THERE.

RICK?

TOO MUCH.

RICK?

ISN'T IT SOMETHIN'?

RICK?

HEY, MAN, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU.

RICK?

YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

RICK?

IN 5 YEARS, I'LL HAVE MADE MY FIRST MILLION.

RICK?

NOT BAD FOR A KID WHO WAS VOTED CLASS CLOWN, HUH?

RICK?

REALLY.

RICK?

PLUS, UH, WE DO HAVE A FEW FRINGE BENEFITS.

YEAH, I NOTICED.

PLUS, UH, WE DO HAVE A FEW FRINGE BENEFITS.

HI, LADIES.

PLUS, UH, WE DO HAVE A FEW FRINGE BENEFITS.

HEY, YOU GONNA BE AT THE CLASS REUNION?

OH, MAN, I DON'T THINK SO. IT'LL PROBABLY BE A BIG DRAG.

HEY, YOU GONNA BE AT THE CLASS REUNION?

HEY, I UNDERSTAND THAT CATHY SPLIT FROM HER OLD MAN.

HEY, YOU GONNA BE AT THE CLASS REUNION?

OH, YEAH? UH, THAT'S TOO BAD.

HEY, YOU GONNA BE AT THE CLASS REUNION?

SHE'LL PROBABLY BE THERE.

HEY, YOU GONNA BE AT THE CLASS REUNION?

MAYBE YOU TWO CAN KIND OF REKINDLE THE OLD--

HEY, YOU GONNA BE AT THE CLASS REUNION?

SO YOU ENDED UP SELLING CARS, HUH?

HEY, YOU GONNA BE AT THE CLASS REUNION?

NOT CARS, HUH. PORSCHES.

HEY, YOU GONNA BE AT THE CLASS REUNION?

THE FINEST MACHINE ON THE ROAD TODAY.

HEY, YOU GONNA BE AT THE CLASS REUNION?

PORSCHES.

HEY, YOU GONNA BE AT THE CLASS REUNION?

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

YOU KNOW, I THINK WE COULD USE A GUY LIKE YOU.

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

YEAH. YOU KNOW, WE'VE GOTTA VERY GROOVY, HANG-LOOSE

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

KIND OF OPERATION. I THINK YOU'D LOVE IT.

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

ME? YEAH, YOU.

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

WITH YOUR PERSONALITY,

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

I'LL BET YOU'D EARN YOURSELF $20,000 THE FIRST YEAR.

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

$20,000?

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

WILL YOU THINK ABOUT IT?

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

YEAH.

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

OK, YOU GOT MY CARD. YEAH.

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT.

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

NOW, COME ON, I WANT YOU TO MEET

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

A--A CUSTOMER AND HER FRIEND.

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

ALL RIGHT.

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

[helicopter whirring]

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

HEY, SOME BIG GUYS ARE BEATING UP ON MACHINE GUN.

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

OK, I'M RIGHT THERE.

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

YOU GOT TO STOP IT. HE'S GONNA GET HURT.

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

I TOLD YOU I DON'T GOT ANY, NOW CUT IT OUT!

I'LL BET YOU GOT IT HID. COME ON.

I TOLD YOU I DON'T GOT ANY, NOW CUT IT OUT!

NOW, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT.

I TOLD YOU I DON'T GOT ANY, NOW CUT IT OUT!

KNOCK IT OFF. I SAID, KNOCK IT OFF.

I TOLD YOU I DON'T GOT ANY, NOW CUT IT OUT!

YOU BETTER GET BACK TO YOUR TOWER, LIFEGUARD.

I TOLD YOU I DON'T GOT ANY, NOW CUT IT OUT!

ANY MORE ROUGH STUFF AND I'LL CALL THE COPS.

I TOLD YOU I DON'T GOT ANY, NOW CUT IT OUT!

OK, BACK OFF, ASSHOLE!

[grunts]

OK, BACK OFF, ASSHOLE!

COME ON, MAN, COME ON! COME ON!

OK, BACK OFF, ASSHOLE!

[waves crashing]

YOU ALL RIGHT?

[waves crashing]

[exhales] YEAH, I THINK SO.

[waves crashing]

MACHINE GUN, YOU WANT ME TO CALL THE COPS?

[waves crashing]

NO, IT'LL JUST CAUSE MORE TROUBLE.

[waves crashing]

GET THE HELL OFF THE BEACH AND DON'T COME BACK!

[waves crashing]

SURE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT?

YEAH. HUH?

SURE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT, GO ON HOME. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

SURE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT?

OK.

SURE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT?

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO ALWAYS

TAKE THIS THING WITH YOU.

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO ALWAYS

YEAH, I FORGOT.

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO ALWAYS

NEXT TIME YOU BETTER REMEMBER IT.

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO ALWAYS

IT CAN SAVE YOU A HELL OF A LOT MORE

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO ALWAYS

THAN LIVES SOMETIMES.

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO ALWAYS

I LOVE TO THROW BASTARDS LIKE THAT OFF MY BEACH.

GET HIM LYIN'DOWN.

GET A RESUSCITATOR!

[girls shouting]

[birds chirping]

[whistling]

COME ON IN!

[whistling]

COME ON!

IT'S GREAT!

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' DOWN HERE?

IT'S A LOUSY DAY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' DOWN HERE?

I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' DOWN HERE?

COME ON!

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' DOWN HERE?

AHHH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' DOWN HERE?

WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS?

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' DOWN HERE?

DON'T HAVE ANY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' DOWN HERE?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY?

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' DOWN HERE?

WE JUST MOVED HERE FROM SAN DIEGO.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' DOWN HERE?

OH, YEAH? HOW DO YOU LIKE L.A.?

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' DOWN HERE?

HATE IT!

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' DOWN HERE?

THE GIRLS ARE SNOTTY

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' DOWN HERE?

AND THE BOYS ARE A BUNCH OF CREEPS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' DOWN HERE?

AT LEAST THE ONES I'VE MET ANYWAY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' DOWN HERE?

COME ON! GET WET, YOU BIG CHICKEN!

[laughs] OKAY, HUH!

[laughs] OK, I QUIT.

[laughs] OKAY, HUH!

WHY'D YOU LEAVE SAN DIEGO?

MY DAD GOT A BETTER JOB.

WHY'D YOU LEAVE SAN DIEGO?

GOOD REASON.

WHY'D YOU LEAVE SAN DIEGO?

SURE, FOR HIM. IT JUST RUINS MY LIFE.

WHY'D YOU LEAVE SAN DIEGO?

OH, YEAH? AH, YOU'LL MAKE SOME FRIENDS.

WHY'D YOU LEAVE SAN DIEGO?

HEY, YOU HAVE A TOWEL?

[laughs] I FORGOT IT.

COME ON, I'LL GET YOU ONE.

[laughs] I FORGOT IT.

YOU GOING TO SCHOOL?

ONE MORE YEAR TILL I GET OUT.

YOU GOING TO SCHOOL?

AH. GOING TO COLLEGE?

YOU GOING TO SCHOOL?

NOPE, DON'T THINK SO.

YOU GOING TO SCHOOL?

I'D LIKE TO TRAVEL. MAYBE GO TO EUROPE.

FIND YOURSELF A RICH HUSBAND, HUH?

I'D LIKE TO TRAVEL. MAYBE GO TO EUROPE.

NO, I-I'M NOT INTERESTED IN MARRIAGE.

I'D LIKE TO TRAVEL. MAYBE GO TO EUROPE.

LIKE TO LIVE WITH SOMEONE, THOUGH.

LIKE TO SEE WHAT THAT'S LIKE.

LIKE TO LIVE WITH SOMEONE, THOUGH.

DO YOU LIVE WITH ANYONE?

NO, NOT RIGHT NOW.

DO YOU LIVE WITH ANYONE?

BUT HAVE YOU?

YEAH, A FEW TIMES.

BUT HAVE YOU?

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

BUT HAVE YOU?

[laughs]

BUT HAVE YOU?

WELL, WHEN IT'S GOOD, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.

BUT HAVE YOU?

WHEN IT'S BAD, IT'S BAD.

BUT HAVE YOU?

LOOK AT ALL THE DIVORCES.

BUT HAVE YOU?

YOUR FOLKS STILL TOGETHER?

YES.

YOUR FOLKS STILL TOGETHER?

THEY LOVE EACH OTHER?

YOUR FOLKS STILL TOGETHER?

[exhales] I DON'T KNOW.

YOUR FOLKS STILL TOGETHER?

I GUESS NOT.

YOUR FOLKS STILL TOGETHER?

SEE WHAT I MEAN?

YOUR FOLKS STILL TOGETHER?

YOU TAKE ALL THE PEOPLE THAT ARE DIVORCED

YOUR FOLKS STILL TOGETHER?

AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT SHOULD BE DIVORCED, WHO YOU GOT LEFT?

YOUR FOLKS STILL TOGETHER?

I'M SURE THERE'RE SOME PEOPLE SOMEWHERE.

YOUR FOLKS STILL TOGETHER?

OH, I'M SURE. OZZIE AND HARRIET.

YOUR FOLKS STILL TOGETHER?

HAVE YOU MADE LOVE WITH MANY GIRLS?

WHAT, ARE YOU WRITING A BOOK?

HAVE YOU MADE LOVE WITH MANY GIRLS?

NO. JUST CURIOUS.

HAVE YOU?

YEAH, A FEW.

HAVE YOU?

HAVE YOU MADE LOVE WITH MANY BOYS?

HAVE YOU?

JUST ONCE.

HAVE YOU?

I DIDN'T REALLY LIKE IT, THOUGH.

WE DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT WE WERE DOING.

YOU GOT LOTS OF TIME.

WE DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT WE WERE DOING.

A WOMAN DOESN'T HIT HER PRIME TILL SHE'S 30.

WE DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT WE WERE DOING.

YEAH, BY THEN I WANT TO BE REALLY GOOD AT IT.

IT'S A GREAT AMBITION.

I WANNA MAKE LOVE WITH YOU.

WHAT?

I WANNA MAKE LOVE WITH YOU.

I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT

EVER SINCE YOU BANDAGED MY FINGER.

I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT

WHY DON'T YOU WAIT AWHILE?

AT LEAST TILL YOU'RE 16.

WHY DON'T YOU WAIT AWHILE?

I'M 17.

WHY DON'T YOU WAIT AWHILE?

YOU GOTTA DEADLINE?

WHY DON'T YOU WAIT AWHILE?

DON'T YOU WANT TO?

YEAH.

FIND SOMEBODY CLOSER TO YOUR OWN AGE.

YEAH.

SOMEONE YOU REALLY LIKE.

YEAH.

I REALLY LIKE YOU.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

WENDY.

WHAT'S YOURS?

RICK.

[Falling In Love With The Wind by Carol Carmichael playing]

LIKE A CHILD ONCE AGAIN

I'M BUILDIN' CASTLES IN THE SAND

LIKE A CHILD ONCE AGAIN

I'M FALLIN' IN LOVE WITH YOU

LIKE A CHILD ONCE AGAIN

FALLIN' IN LOVE WITH YOU

LIKE A CHILD ONCE AGAIN

I'M IN LOVE ONCE AGAIN

CASTIN' WISHES TO THE WIND

I'M IN LOVE ONCE AGAIN

CAN'T HELP THE THINGS I DO

I'M IN LOVE ONCE AGAIN

LIKE FALLIN' IN LOVE WITH YOU

I'M IN LOVE ONCE AGAIN

WHOO, I'M FALLIN' IN LOVE WITH THE WIND

I'M IN LOVE ONCE AGAIN

AND IT'S BLOWIN' ME AWAY

I'M IN LOVE ONCE AGAIN

BUT YOU KNOW

I'M IN LOVE ONCE AGAIN

I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN TODAY

I'M IN LOVE ONCE AGAIN

IT MAY BE LIKE THEY SAY

THAT OUR LOVE MAY ALL WASH AWAY

IT MAY BE LIKE THEY SAY

BUT HERE I'LL STAND

IT MAY BE LIKE THEY SAY

LIKE A CASTLE IN THE SAND

IT MAY BE LIKE THEY SAY

WHOO, I'M FALLIN' IN LOVE WITH THE WIND

IT MAY BE LIKE THEY SAY

AND IT'S BLOWIN' ME AWAY

IT MAY BE LIKE THEY SAY

BUT YOU KNOW

IT MAY BE LIKE THEY SAY

I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN TODAY

IT MAY BE LIKE THEY SAY

LIKE A CHILD ONCE AGAIN

I'M BUILDIN' CASTLES IN THE SAND

LIKE A CHILD ONCE AGAIN

AND FALLIN' IN LOVE WITH YOU

LIKE A CHILD ONCE AGAIN

FALLIN' IN LOVE WITH YOU

LIKE A CHILD ONCE AGAIN

WHOO, I'M FALLIN' IN LOVE WITH THE WIND

LIKE A CHILD ONCE AGAIN

AND IT'S BLOWIN' ME AWAY

LIKE A CHILD ONCE AGAIN

BUT YOU KNOW

LIKE A CHILD ONCE AGAIN

I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN TODAY

(announcer on T.V.) ...LOOK TO FIRST, CHECKING THE RUNNER.

THE PITCH. STRIKE 3.

(announcer on T.V.) ...LOOK TO FIRST, CHECKING THE RUNNER.

GARVEY'S OUT, AND BILL BUCKNER AT THE PLATE.

(announcer on T.V.) ...LOOK TO FIRST, CHECKING THE RUNNER.

4TH INNING.

(announcer on T.V.) ...LOOK TO FIRST, CHECKING THE RUNNER.

DODGERS LEADING ONE-TO-NOTHING.

(announcer on T.V.) ...LOOK TO FIRST, CHECKING THE RUNNER.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

[laughs] GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

HEY, MOTHER! RICKY'S HERE!

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

HOW ARE YOU DOIN'?

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

OH, PRETTY GOOD. PRETTY GOOD.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

WHO'S WINNIN' THE GAME?

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

I DON'T KNOW. I DOZED OFF.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

THE DODGERS, I THINK.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

HI! MOM.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

HOW YOU DOIN'?

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

I GOT A GOOD DINNER FOR YOU.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

GREAT. WHAT ARE WE HAVING?

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

LAMB STEW, OK?

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

PERFECT.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

IT'LL BE READY IN JUST A MINUTE.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

OK.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

HOW'S THINGS AT THE BEACH?

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

CRAZY AS EVER.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

UH-HUH.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

SAVED ANYONE LATELY?

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

YEAH, I WAS 3 FOR 5 TODAY.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

THAT'S BETTER THAN GARVEY'S DOING.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

AH, IT'S A LOUSY GAME.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

WELL, WIN SOME, LOSE SOME.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

YEAH.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

HEY, I HEARD A GREAT ONE AT WORK TODAY.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH AN ELEPHANT WITH 3 BALLS?

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

[laughs] I DON'T KNOW.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

[both laugh]

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

YOU WALK HIM AND PITCH TO THE GIRAFFE.

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

[both laughing]

HEY, RICKY! HI, DAD.

HEARD ANYTHING FROM CHET?

HMM. HE CALLED LAST WEEK. HE'S FINE.

HEARD ANYTHING FROM CHET?

HE'S WORKING UP AT SCHOOL, DOING SOME KIND OF RESEARCH.

HEARD ANYTHING FROM CHET?

SAYS HE'S WORKING REAL HARD.

HEARD ANYTHING FROM CHET?

(Rick) GOOD.

HEARD ANYTHING FROM CHET?

ONE MORE YEAR AND HE STARTS RAKING IT IN.

HEARD ANYTHING FROM CHET?

SAYS HE'LL HAVE NO PROBLEM

HEARD ANYTHING FROM CHET?

STARTING SOMEWHERE AROUND $1,500 A MONTH.

HEARD ANYTHING FROM CHET?

(Rick) MAN! KID BROTHER MAKES GOOD.

HEARD ANYTHING FROM CHET?

NO. MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING.

IT'S MOST THINGS, BELIEVE ME.

NO. MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING.

DON'T EVER PUT DOWN FINANCIAL SECURITY.

NO. MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING.

I KNOW WHAT MONEY CAN DO.

NO. MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING.

WITHOUT IT, YOU'RE LOST, DEAD.

NO. MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING.

YOU KNOW, THAT STEW WAS AN OLD RECIPE OF GRANDMA'S.

I'M DOING OK.

YOU PUTTIN' ANY AWAY?

I'M DOING OK.

A LITTLE.

I'M DOING OK.

YOU BETTER START NOW.

I'M DOING OK.

THINGS AREN'T GETTIN' ANY EASIER.

I'M DOING OK.

EVERYONE'S SWEATING THESE DAYS.

I'M DOING OK.

I PUT IN 23 YEARS IN THE SAME PLACE

I'M DOING OK.

AND NOW I'VE GOT TO WORRY ABOUT BEIN' CUT BACK.

I'M DOING OK.

THE DAMNEDEST THING OF ALL IS IF I GET CANNED,

I'M DOING OK.

I STAND TO LOSE MY PENSION.

I'M DOING OK.

23 YEARS DOWN THE DRAIN!

I'M DOING OK.

IT'S NO GODDAMN FAIR.

I'M DOING OK.

WHO SAID THE WORLD'S GOTTA BE FAIR?

I'M DOING OK.

ANYBODY LIKE SOME ICE CREAM ON THEIR PIE?

I'M DOING OK.

YOU'RE NOT A KID AT THE BEACH ANYMORE.

WELL, I'M DOING WHAT I WANNA DO.

YOU'RE NOT A KID AT THE BEACH ANYMORE.

FATHER? A LITTLE DAB'LL DO YOU.

YOU'RE NOT A KID AT THE BEACH ANYMORE.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM RIGHT THERE, NO DISCIPLINE.

YOU'RE NOT A KID AT THE BEACH ANYMORE.

YOU KNOW, IT'S CRAZY,

YOU'RE NOT A KID AT THE BEACH ANYMORE.

I STILL WONDER WHAT YOU'RE GONNA BE

YOU'RE NOT A KID AT THE BEACH ANYMORE.

WHEN YOU GROW UP.

YOU'RE NOT A KID AT THE BEACH ANYMORE.

[birds chirping]

HI.

HI.

HI.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?

HI.

I SPENT THE NIGHT HERE.

HI.

CRAZY?

HI.

WHY?

HI.

KNOW HOW MANY HAVE BEEN RAPED AND KILLED

HI.

ON THESE DAMN BEACHES AT NIGHT?

HI.

OH, IT WAS BEAUTIFUL! I SAW THE SUN COME UP.

HI.

DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW YOU'RE HERE?

NO.

DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW YOU'RE HERE?

DON'T YOU THINK MAYBE THEY'LL BE WORRIED?

DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW YOU'RE HERE?

DON'T CARE. WE HAD A FIGHT.

DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW YOU'RE HERE?

AND I HAD TO GET OUT.

THEY'VE PROBABLY GOT THE COPS OUT LOOKIN' FOR YOU.

THEY PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M GONE.

THEY'VE PROBABLY GOT THE COPS OUT LOOKIN' FOR YOU.

HEY...

HEY, LOOK, I'VE GOT TO OPEN UP.

HEY...

WHY DON'T YOU GO GIVE 'EM A CALL?

HEY...

OK.

HEY...

I'LL SPLIT.

I WOULDN'T WANT TO GET YOU IN TROUBLE.

I'LL SPLIT.

HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GONNA BE IN TROUBLE

I'LL SPLIT.

IF YOU DON'T GIVE 'EM A CALL.

I'LL SPLIT.

HEY.

HMM?

HEY.

WHAT'S THIS?

HEY.

(Wendy) OH, IT'S FOR YOU.

HEY.

SOMETHIN' TO CHEER UP THE TOWER.

HEY.

THANKS.

DON'T WORRY.

WE COULD PRETEND WE DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER.

DON'T WORRY.

[laughs]

DON'T WORRY.

MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

(mother) OH, MY GOD!

[mother screams]

OH, MY GOD! HELP!

[mother screams]

SOMEBODY HELP THOSE KIDS!

[mother screams]

HELP!

[mother screams]

OH, MY LITTLE BOY!

IT'S MY LITTLE GIRL!

IT'S MY LITTLE GIRL! MARIE!

IT'S MY LITTLE GIRL!

[siren wailing]

HE'S GOT MARIE.

[mother crying]

I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IN, DIDN'T I?

DIDN'T I? DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO GO IN?

I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IN, DIDN'T I?

MARVIN, YOU WERE SO BRAVE!

I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IN, DIDN'T I?

MY GOD!

I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IN, DIDN'T I?

I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA DROWN!

I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IN, DIDN'T I?

DON'T MENTION IT, MA'AM.

COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT OLD MARVIN.

DON'T MENTION IT, MA'AM.

[music playing]

[chattering]

[laughs]

[chattering]

OH, I'M OFF TO SEE AMERICA

[women gasp]

OH, I'M OFF TO SEE AMERICA

OH!

OH, I'M OFF TO SEE AMERICA

OH, I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!

OH, I'M OFF TO SEE AMERICA

DID YOU SEE WHAT I SAW?

OH, I'M OFF TO SEE AMERICA

I LOVE TO BE OUT HERE COMMUTING WITH MOTHER NATURE.

OH, I'M OFF TO SEE AMERICA

HA, 'CAUSE I'M A VULTURE FOR HORTICULTURE.

OH, I'M OFF TO SEE AMERICA

OF COURSE I'M LONELY AT SEA.

OH, I'M OFF TO SEE AMERICA

GET PLANKED AT SEA, THEN YOU'RE ALONE--

OH, I'M OFF TO SEE AMERICA

LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD!

THERE'S A MAN OVER THERE BEING OBSCENE.

LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD!

HE'S SHOWING HIS PRIVATES. WHERE IS HE?

LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD!

WELL, HE WAS RIGHT OVER THERE BUT...

LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD!

THERE HE IS.

LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD!

WANT TO FILE A COMPLAINT WITH THE POLICE?

LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD!

OH, NO. I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT, DO YOU?

LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD!

NO. NO, JUST MAKE HIM STOP.

LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD!

I MEAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE, THERE'S KIDS AROUND.

LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD!

OK, WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. THANK YOU.

LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD!

HEY, CHRIS.

LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD!

(Chris) YEAH?

LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD!

SEE THAT GUY IN THE BLUE OVER THERE?

LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD!

THE OLD GUY?

LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD!

YEAH.

LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD!

2 LADIES COMPLAINED HE WAS WAGGING HIS WEENIE AT 'EM.

LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD!

THAT GUY?

LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD!

YEAH.

LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD!

GO AND TELL HIM IF HE DOESN'T KEEP IT ZIPPED,

LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD!

WE'RE GONNA CALL THE COPS.

LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD!

OK.

BE COURTEOUS, BUT DON'T TAKE ANY CRAP.

OK.

SURE.

OK.

(Chris) SIR! SIR!

I COULDN'T DO IT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU COULDN'T DO IT?

I COULDN'T DO IT.

I COULDN'T DO IT.

I COULDN'T DO IT.

WHY?

I COULDN'T DO IT.

HE LOOKS JUST LIKE MY FATHER.

I COULDN'T DO IT.

[laughs] OH, SHIT. HERE.

I COULDN'T DO IT.

[laughs]

I COULDN'T DO IT.

OH!

[knocking at door]

OH!

TRICK OR TREAT?

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

HOW'D YOU FIND OUT WHERE I LIVE?

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

I DID WHAT ANY RESPECTABLE GIRL WOULD DO.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

FOLLOWED YOU HOME ONE NIGHT.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

YOU'RE NUTS!

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

CAN I COME IN?

YEAH, YEAH, SURE COME ON IN.

CAN I COME IN?

I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY TO SEE ME.

OH, I AM. IT'S JUST THAT I'M GETTING READY TO GO OUT.

I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY TO SEE ME.

OH, YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE?

I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY TO SEE ME.

NO, HEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT. SIT DOWN. I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.

I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY TO SEE ME.

I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU AND TALK TO YOU.

I LIKE TALKING TO YOU.

I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU AND TALK TO YOU.

YOU HAVE YOUR HIGH-SCHOOL REUNION TONIGHT?

YEAH. IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU SOMEDAY.

15 YEARS!

THAT MEANS YOU'RE OVER 30.

THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT MEANS YOU'RE OVER 30.

WOW.

I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE THAT OLD.

WOW.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THAT OLD"?

WOW.

NOTHING, I MEAN, I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN YOUR 20S.

WOW.

OH.

WOW.

BIG GENERATION GAP, HUH?

WOW.

NOPE.

YOU'RE SCARED OF ME, AREN'T YOU?

NO.

YOU'RE SCARED OF ME, AREN'T YOU?

YES, YOU ARE.

YOU'RE SCARED OF ME, AREN'T YOU?

SO ARE MY PARENTS.

YOU'RE SCARED OF ME, AREN'T YOU?

DID YOU KNOW I'M STRAIGHT A'S?

YOU'RE SCARED OF ME, AREN'T YOU?

NO, I DIDN'T.

YOU'RE SCARED OF ME, AREN'T YOU?

BUT I'M IMPRESSED.

YOU'RE SCARED OF ME, AREN'T YOU?

THEY'RE SCARED I'LL DO SOMETHIN' CRAZY.

RUN AWAY, OR USE DRUGS.

THEY'RE SCARED I'LL DO SOMETHIN' CRAZY.

RUIN MY BRAIN.

THEY'RE SCARED I'LL DO SOMETHIN' CRAZY.

YOU'RE SCARED I'LL MAKE TROUBLE FOR YOU.

I WON'T.

YOU'RE SCARED I'LL MAKE TROUBLE FOR YOU.

OK.

ANOTHER.

COME ON, I'LL WALK YOU OUT.

SOME OTHER TIME, OK?

YEAH. SOME OTHER TIME.

SOME OTHER TIME, OK?

[music playing]

[all chattering]

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

BYE.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

SEE YOU LATER.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

RICKY CARLSON.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

NORMA SOMMERS. I USED TO BE A BLONDE.

NICE TO SEE YOU.

NORMA SOMMERS. I USED TO BE A BLONDE.

HOW YOU DOING, RICKY?

NORMA SOMMERS. I USED TO BE A BLONDE.

BILL WINKLER. REMEMBER ME?

NORMA SOMMERS. I USED TO BE A BLONDE.

SURE. GOOD TO SEE YOU. HOW YOU DOING?

NORMA SOMMERS. I USED TO BE A BLONDE.

OK.

NORMA SOMMERS. I USED TO BE A BLONDE.

LET ME PIN YOU UP.

NORMA SOMMERS. I USED TO BE A BLONDE.

YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED ONE BIT.

NORMA SOMMERS. I USED TO BE A BLONDE.

YEAH, I BET YOU'RE SAYING THAT TO EVERYBODY.

NORMA SOMMERS. I USED TO BE A BLONDE.

UH-UH.

NORMA SOMMERS. I USED TO BE A BLONDE.

THANKS. SEE YOU LATER.

NORMA SOMMERS. I USED TO BE A BLONDE.

HAVE FUN.

NORMA SOMMERS. I USED TO BE A BLONDE.

ALL RIGHT.

NORMA SOMMERS. I USED TO BE A BLONDE.

HEY, RICK, OLD BUDDY.

STILL DRIVING THAT 5300?

HEY, RICK, OLD BUDDY.

YEAH.

HEY, RICK, OLD BUDDY.

[all chattering]

RICK, HOW'S IT GOING? LOOKING GREAT.

[all chattering]

(Rick) GOOD TO SEE YOU.

[all chattering]

THANK YOU.

[all chattering]

A LITTLE FULL IN THERE.

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

A LITTLE FULL IN THERE.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

A LITTLE FULL IN THERE.

HOW YOU DOING?

BEER, PLEASE.

HOW YOU DOING?

[people chattering]

(Larry) RICK.

HEY, LARRY.

(Larry) RICK.

HOW YOU DOIN'?

(Larry) RICK.

GOOD. GOOD. ALL RIGHT.

(Larry) RICK.

OH, MAN, WERE YOU RIGHT.

(Larry) RICK.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS CREW?

(Larry) RICK.

MAN, I TOLD YOU.

(Larry) RICK.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME.

(Larry) RICK.

WHAT HAPPENED?

(Larry) RICK.

FRINGE BENEFITS IN MY BUSINESS, TOO, YOU KNOW.

(Larry) RICK.

BUT I WAS SERIOUS.

(Larry) RICK.

I EVEN TOLD MY PARTNER ABOUT IT.

(Larry) RICK.

HE WANTS TO SPEAK TO YOU.

(Larry) RICK.

TELL HIM TO COME DOWN TO THE BEACH.

(Larry) RICK.

AH, YOU KNOW, I JUST RAN INTO CATHY BACK THERE.

(Larry) RICK.

I MEAN SHE IS REALLY LOOKING GOOD.

(Larry) RICK.

I BET.

(Larry) RICK.

BETWEEN YOU AND I,

(Larry) RICK.

DID YOU TWO EVER REALLY GET IT ON TOGETHER?

(Larry) RICK.

NO.

I KNEW IT. YOU USED TO GO AROUND

NO.

TELLIN' EVERYBODY YOU DID, RIGHT?

NO.

HEY, MAN, WE ALL SAID A LOT OF THINGS.

NO.

MOST OF IT WAS ALWAYS BULLSHIT.

NO.

WELL, I, UH, HATE TO DRINK AND RUN,

BUT I'M GONNA SPLIT FROM HERE.

WELL, I, UH, HATE TO DRINK AND RUN,

NOW WILL YOU THINK ABOUT THAT $20,000?

WELL, I, UH, HATE TO DRINK AND RUN,

YEAH.

WELL, I, UH, HATE TO DRINK AND RUN,

SAVE YOURSELF, LIFEGUARD, WILL YOU?

WELL, I, UH, HATE TO DRINK AND RUN,

ALL RIGHT.

WELL, I, UH, HATE TO DRINK AND RUN,

GOOD PHOTO.

WELL, I, UH, HATE TO DRINK AND RUN,

YOU KNOW, PETE SAYS YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CORRUPTED HIM.

UH-UH, IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

YOU KNOW, PETE SAYS YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CORRUPTED HIM.

HE USED TO TAKE ME TO TIJUANA EVERY OTHER WEEKEND.

YOU KNOW, PETE SAYS YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CORRUPTED HIM.

THAT'S NOT THE WAY I HEARD IT.

YOU KNOW, PETE SAYS YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CORRUPTED HIM.

WELL, THAT'S THE WAY IT WAS.

YOU KNOW, PETE SAYS YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CORRUPTED HIM.

WE'D GET A LITTLE BOMBED ON TEQUILA

YOU KNOW, PETE SAYS YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CORRUPTED HIM.

AND HE'D SPEND THE REST OF THE DAY

YOU KNOW, PETE SAYS YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CORRUPTED HIM.

CHASIN' ALL THE WHORES AROUND WAVING A $5 BILL.

YOU KNOW, PETE SAYS YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CORRUPTED HIM.

THAT'S NOT THE WAY YOU TELL IT.

YOU KNOW, PETE SAYS YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CORRUPTED HIM.

THANKS, PAL.

YOU KNOW, PETE SAYS YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CORRUPTED HIM.

JUST WANTED TO KEEP THE RECORD STRAIGHT.

YOU KNOW, PETE SAYS YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CORRUPTED HIM.

HEY, DID HE TELL YOU ABOUT THE CHICK WITH THE DONKEY?

YOU KNOW, PETE SAYS YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CORRUPTED HIM.

A DONKEY? OH, THAT'S SICK. THAT'S REALLY SICK.

YOU KNOW, PETE SAYS YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CORRUPTED HIM.

A DONKEY, A POOR LITTLE ANIMAL, DEFENSELESS--

YOU KNOW, PETE SAYS YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CORRUPTED HIM.

SHH.

YOU KNOW, PETE SAYS YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CORRUPTED HIM.

[all chattering]

YOU KNOW, PETE SAYS YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CORRUPTED HIM.

HEY, RICK.

HI, MAN, HOW ARE YOU? FINE.

HEY, RICK.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HEY, RICK.

FINE. FINE. YOU REMEMBER JANET MURPHY?

HEY, RICK.

YEAH. ARE YOU KIDDIN'.

HEY, RICK.

SHE HAD THE BIGGEST TITS IN JUNIOR HIGH AND HIGH SCHOOL.

HEY, RICK.

RIGHT. RIGHT. WELL, SHE'S SITTING OVER THERE,

HEY, RICK.

TAKE A LOOK AT HER NOW, IN THE GREEN DRESS.

HEY, RICK.

HOLY SHIT!

HEY, RICK.

HEY, WE GOTTA HAVE LUNCH SOMETIME.

HEY, RICK.

OH! YEAH, SURE.

HEY, RICK.

WHAT ARE YOU INTO NOW?

HEY, RICK.

WAIT, LET ME GUESS. LET ME GUESS.

HEY, RICK.

LET'S SEE, YOU'RE IN, UH, YOU'RE IN INSURANCE, RIGHT?

HEY, RICK.

NOPE, I'M--

HEY, RICK.

WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.

HEY, RICK.

OH. OUTDOORS, CONSTRUCTIONIST, HUH?

HEY, RICK.

STILL DOWN AT THE BEACH.

HEY, RICK.

LIFEGUARD?

HEY, RICK.

THAT'S RIGHT.

HEY, RICK.

NO KIDDING. THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S, UH, THAT'S GREAT.

HEY, RICK.

[sighs]

HEY, RICK.

GOD DAMN, RICK,

HEY, RICK.

WHEN I THINK HOW I USED TO FANTASIZE ABOUT JANET MURPHY...

HEY, RICK.

(Class President) WE HAVE SEVERAL AWARDS TO HAND OUT

HEY, RICK.

DURING THE EVENING.

HEY, RICK.

I HAVE AN AWARD TO GIVE HERE.

HEY, RICK.

THE AWARD TO THE GUY AND GAL

HEY, RICK.

WHO'VE CHANGED THE LEAST IN THE PAST 15 YEARS.

HEY, RICK.

IT GOES TO WOODY OBERMAN AND PEGGY SNIDER.

HEY, RICK.

COME ON, LET'S HEAR IT FOR WOODY AND PEGGY.

HEY, RICK.

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO, RICK?

HEY, RICK.

OH, I'M STILL DOWN AT THE...

HEY, RICK.

WELL, ACTUALLY I'M MOVING OVER INTO SALES. AUTOMOBILES.

HEY, RICK.

HEY, FAR OUT, MAN.

HEY, RICK.

YEAH.

HEY, RICK.

AND NOW, THE PRIDE OF THE CLASS AWARD

GOES TO THE ASSEMBLYMAN FROM OUR OWN DISTRICT,

AND NOW, THE PRIDE OF THE CLASS AWARD

OUR OWN WALT VALENTINE!

AND NOW, THE PRIDE OF THE CLASS AWARD

[crowd applauding]

AND NOW, THE PRIDE OF THE CLASS AWARD

[woman chattering]

...AND MAYBE

WE COULD GET TOGETHER FOR LUNCH NEXT WEEK OR SOMETHING.

...AND MAYBE

(Judy) YEAH. THAT'LL BE NICE.

...AND MAYBE

LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU BRING YOUR LITTLE BOY AND I'LL BRING MY 3.

...AND MAYBE

OK.

...AND MAYBE

WE CAN HAVE A MOB SCENE.

...AND MAYBE

YOU CAN COME BY THE GALLERY FIRST AND THEN WE CAN--

...AND MAYBE

YEAH. I'D LIKE TO SEE IT.

...AND MAYBE

THEN WE CAN GO TO LUNCH, OK.

...AND MAYBE

OK, THAT'LL BE FINE. I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL.

...AND MAYBE

I'D LIKE TO MEET YOUR LITTLE BOY.

...AND MAYBE

EXBROOK 34482?

...AND MAYBE

HI.

[exclaims]

HI.

THAT'S INCREDIBLE.

HI.

MY MOTHER STILL HAS THAT NUMBER.

HI.

[chuckles]

HI.

YOU REMEMBER JUDY.

SURE. HI, JUDY.

YOU REMEMBER JUDY.

HI, RICKY.

YOU REMEMBER JUDY.

FRANK AND I RAN INTO RICKY IN HAWAII AT THE...

YOU REMEMBER JUDY.

WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT HOTEL

YOU REMEMBER JUDY.

WHERE YOU WON THE SURFING CHAMPIONSHIP?

YOU REMEMBER JUDY.

OH, YEAH. YEAH, SURE.

YOU REMEMBER JUDY.

CAN YOU JOIN US?

THANK YOU.

CAN YOU JOIN US?

YOU STILL SURF, RICKY?

UH, NO. NEVER.

YOU STILL SURF, RICKY?

YOU CERTAINLY LOOK AS IF YOU COULD.

YOU STILL SURF, RICKY?

OH, WELL, THANKS.

YOU STILL SURF, RICKY?

GREAT TAN.

YOU STILL SURF, RICKY?

DO YOU WORK OUTDOORS?

YOU STILL SURF, RICKY?

UH, YEAH.

YOU STILL SURF, RICKY?

OH.

YOU STILL SURF, RICKY?

YEAH, I WORK-- I WORK FOR THE COUNTY.

YOU STILL SURF, RICKY?

REALLY? THAT MUST BE INTERESTING WORK.

YOU STILL SURF, RICKY?

IMAGINE REMEMBERING THAT NUMBER AFTER 15 YEARS.

I CALL MY MOM EVERY WEEK AND I HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING IT.

IMAGINE REMEMBERING THAT NUMBER AFTER 15 YEARS.

WELL, I BETTER FIND FRANK BEFORE HE PASSES OUT.

HE'S ALWAYS LECTURING HIS PATIENTS ON THE ABUSES OF ALCOHOL.

WELL, I BETTER FIND FRANK BEFORE HE PASSES OUT.

BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO LIGHT A MATCH NEAR HIM TONIGHT.

WELL, I BETTER FIND FRANK BEFORE HE PASSES OUT.

I'LL CALL YOU, CATHY.

WELL, I BETTER FIND FRANK BEFORE HE PASSES OUT.

OH, YEAH, LISTEN, THE FIRST ONE IS HOME

WELL, I BETTER FIND FRANK BEFORE HE PASSES OUT.

AND THE SECOND ONE'S THE GALLERY.

WELL, I BETTER FIND FRANK BEFORE HE PASSES OUT.

BUT DON'T CALL ME AT HOME DURING THE DAY.

WELL, I BETTER FIND FRANK BEFORE HE PASSES OUT.

ALL YOU'LL GET IS, "NOEN CASA."

WELL, I BETTER FIND FRANK BEFORE HE PASSES OUT.

OK. BYE-BYE.

WELL, I BETTER FIND FRANK BEFORE HE PASSES OUT.

BYE-BYE.

WELL, I BETTER FIND FRANK BEFORE HE PASSES OUT.

BYE-BYE, RICKY.

WELL, I BETTER FIND FRANK BEFORE HE PASSES OUT.

BYE, JUDY. IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

WELL, I BETTER FIND FRANK BEFORE HE PASSES OUT.

[crowd clapping]

WHAT GALLERY?

IT'S ON LA CIENEGA.

WHAT GALLERY?

I, UM, I GOT A JOB AFTER MY DIVORCE.

NOW I RUN AN ART GALLERY.

[laughs]

NOW I RUN AN ART GALLERY.

OH, THAT'S GREAT.

NOW I RUN AN ART GALLERY.

[laughing] WELL, THE MUSTACHE REALLY THREW ME.

NOW I RUN AN ART GALLERY.

I LIKE IT.

NOW I RUN AN ART GALLERY.

THANKS.

NOW I RUN AN ART GALLERY.

SOMEHOW, I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T SHOW UP.

I ALMOST DIDN'T.

SOMEHOW, I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T SHOW UP.

JUST TOO MANY PEOPLE ASKIN' TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

SOMEHOW, I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T SHOW UP.

WILD MAN RICKY CARLSON. THE LIVING LEGEND.

SOMEHOW, I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T SHOW UP.

YEAH. SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT.

[chuckles]

YEAH. SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT.

OH, THE HELL WITH THEM.

BEEN SAYIN' THAT ALL NIGHT.

OH, THE HELL WITH THEM.

LISTEN, YOU RAT.

OH, THE HELL WITH THEM.

I'VE NEVER FORGIVEN YOU FOR NOT TAKING ME TO GRAD NIGHT.

OH, THE HELL WITH THEM.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE WAY YOU WANTED IT.

OH, THE HELL WITH THEM.

NO, REALLY.

OH, THE HELL WITH THEM.

[chuckles]

OH, THE HELL WITH THEM.

YOU JUST MANEUVERED IT SO THAT YOU COULD TAKE THAT, UH,

THAT--THAT SEXPOT, SALLY WHAT'S-HER-NAME.

YOU JUST MANEUVERED IT SO THAT YOU COULD TAKE THAT, UH,

OH, YEAH.

SHE WAS PRETTY SEXY AT THAT, WASN'T SHE?

OH, YEAH.

AND I WASN'T, RIGHT?

WELL, YOU WERE A NICE GIRL.

AND I WASN'T, RIGHT?

THAT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF SEXY.

AND I WASN'T, RIGHT?

HEY! HEY.

AND I WASN'T, RIGHT?

HEY, COLTONON AND CARLSON.

AND I WASN'T, RIGHT?

THE CLASS COUPLE.

AND I WASN'T, RIGHT?

HEY, THIS IS JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.

AND I WASN'T, RIGHT?

HEY, REMEMBER ME? LYNN...

AND I WASN'T, RIGHT?

YEAH, MAN.

AND I WASN'T, RIGHT?

HI.

AND I WASN'T, RIGHT?

CATHY, YOU REMEMBER--

AND I WASN'T, RIGHT?

YEAH, YOU BET. HI, CATHY. BOY.

AND I WASN'T, RIGHT?

YEAH. UH, DID YOU TWO TIE THE OLE KNOT?

AND I WASN'T, RIGHT?

NO, WE'RE STILL GOIN' STEADY, MAN.

AND I WASN'T, RIGHT?

YEAH. HEY, HEY, THIS IS REALLY... WE ARE ALL TOGETHER HERE.

AND I WASN'T, RIGHT?

I THINK IT'S...

AND I WASN'T, RIGHT?

GOIN' STEADY?

AND I WASN'T, RIGHT?

[people chattering]

[music playing]

[people chattering]

[clears throat]

VERY NICE.

[clears throat]

(Cathy) COME ON. I WANT YOU TO SEE SOMEONE.

[clears throat]

AND THIS IS DAVID.

(Rick) CUTE LITTLE GUY.

AND THIS IS DAVID.

IT TAKES SOME GETTING USED TO.

AND THIS IS DAVID.

YOU WITH A KID.

AND THIS IS DAVID.

DAMN.

I HAVEN'T SPILLED ANYTHING IN YEARS.

[sighs]

WILL YOU STAY TONIGHT?

I REALLY WANT TO.

BUT?

I DON'T KNOW.

IT SEEMS STRANGE.

I DON'T KNOW.

WHY?

BECAUSE I'M STILL A NICE GIRL?

WHY?

NO.

BECAUSE YOU'RE YOU.

IT JUST FEELS WRONG.

BEIN' WITH YOU JUST ONCE.

IT JUST FEELS WRONG.

OK?

OK.

CAN YOU COME TO DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT?

[both chuckling]

CAN YOU COME TO DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT?

[crowd roaring]

[man whistling] THANK YOU FOR BEIN' HERE.

[crowd roaring]

THEY'RE MOVING INTO THE SURF LINE,

[crowd roaring]

THE FINAL LEG OF THE DORY COMPETITION.

[crowd roaring]

IN ORANGE HELMETS WE HAVE THE COUNTY.

[crowd roaring]

IN RED AND GOLD, STATE SOUTHERN,

[crowd roaring]

WHITE AND THE BLUE STRIPE, CITY.

[crowd roaring]

IT'S STATE SOUTHERN, ORANGE AND GOLD HERE, MOVING SHARPLY INTO THE SURF.

[crowd roaring]

HERE THEY COME.

[crowd roaring]

COUNTY IS MAKING A RUN FOR THE BEACH.

[crowd roaring]

STATE SOUTHERN, COUNTY, CITY, ALL ON THE SAME WAVE.

[crowd roaring]

HERE'S THE COUNTY IN THE ORANGE HELMETS,

[crowd roaring]

[crowd roaring] INTO THE SURF LINE.

[crowd roaring]

THEY MUST RUN UP ACROSS THE LINE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

[crowd roaring]

HERE THEY COME!

[crowd roaring]

[crowd shouting]

COUNTY AND STATE SOUTHERN BOTH IN THE WATER.

[crowd shouting]

HERE THEY COME.

[crowd shouting]

HERE THEY COME!

COUNTY IN THE ORANGE CAPS WINNING THE DORY COMPETITION.

HERE THEY COME!

[man whoops]

OK, LET'S HAVE A FINAL CALL PLEASE...

[man whoops]

RIGHT. ...FOR THE RUN-SWIM-RUN RELAY.

[man whoops]

BOBBY, YOU SURE YOU WANT TO LEAD OFF?

[man whoops]

YEAH, NO SWEAT.

[man whoops]

YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SWIM ANCHOR?

[man whoops]

[man chattering]

[man whoops]

YOU GOT ANY BETTER IDEAS?

[man whoops]

WELL, CHRIS SWIMS FOR THE TEAM UP AT SANTA BARBARA.

[man whoops]

YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT.

[man whoops]

WELL, YOU DIDN'T ASK ME.

[man whoops]

WELL, SO WHAT? YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME.

[man whoops]

I FIGURED YOU WANTED TO BE ANCHOR.

[man whoops]

[whistle blows]

[man whoops]

OK, MEN, IT'LL BE BOBBY, KENNY.

[man whoops]

ME AND CHRIS'LL BE ANCHOR.

[man whoops]

(announcer) OK, RUN-SWIM-RUN COMPETITORS. LINE IT UP. LET'S GO.

[man whoops]

[participants cheering]

[man whoops]

OK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE COURSE FOR THE RACE IS DOWN THE BEACH,

[man whoops]

INTO THE WATER, AROUND THE MARK,

[man whoops]

UP TO THE BEACH, BACK DOWN THE SAND

[man whoops]

AND TOUCHING THE HAND OF THE NEXT CONTESTANT.

[man whoops]

THE START OF THIS EVENT WILL BE, "SWIMMERS, TO YOUR MARKS," AND THE GUN.

[man whoops]

EVERYBODY READY? SWIMMERS, TO YOUR MARKS.

[man whoops]

[gun fires]

[man whoops]

THEY'RE OFF!

[man whoops]

IN THE GREEN CAPS, WE HAVE SOUTH BAY.

[man whoops]

IN LIGHT BLUE, STATE CENTRAL. IN THE RED, STATE SOUTHERN.

[man whoops]

IN GOLD, WE HAVE COUNTY. BLACK AND WHITE CAPS, CITY.

[man whoops]

STATE NORTHERN IN DARK BLUE.

[man whoops]

INTO THE WATER, IN THE FIRST LEG OF THE 4-MAN RELAY.

[man whoops]

EXCITING RACE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, VERY GRUELING.

[man whoops]

COUNTY NEEDS TO WIN THIS TO RETAIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP.

[man whoops]

[crowd roaring]

[man whoops]

[man whistling]

[man whoops]

THEY ARE A MERE 4 POINTS AHEAD OF THE OTHER TEAMS.

[man whoops]

THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY INTO THE SURF LINE, NOW.

IT LOOKS LIKE COUNTY IS IN FIRST PLACE IN THE GOLD CAPS.

THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY INTO THE SURF LINE, NOW.

THEY'RE FOLLOWED BY STATE CENTRAL IN LIGHT BLUE.

THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY INTO THE SURF LINE, NOW.

AND STATE NORTHERN IN THE DARK BLUE CAPS,

THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY INTO THE SURF LINE, NOW.

RACING THEIR WAY UP THE BEACH NOW.

THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY INTO THE SURF LINE, NOW.

GIVE THEM A NICE ROUND OF APPLAUSE

THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY INTO THE SURF LINE, NOW.

AS THEY EXCHANGE HERE AND START INTO LAP 2.

THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY INTO THE SURF LINE, NOW.

COUNTY IN FIRST PLACE. STATE CENTRAL IN 2ND PLACE. STATE NORTHERN IN 3RD PLACE.

THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY INTO THE SURF LINE, NOW.

GO ON! COME ON!

THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY INTO THE SURF LINE, NOW.

COUNTY MUST WIN THIS TO RETAIN THEIR CHAMPIONSHIP.

VERY IMPORTANT RACE FOR THEM.

COUNTY MUST WIN THIS TO RETAIN THEIR CHAMPIONSHIP.

[all cheering]

COME ON, KENNY!

(all) COME ON!

COME ON, KENNY!

...AND BATTLE WITH EACH OTHER TOWARDS THE BEACH. HOPING FOR A WAVE.

HERE THEY COME.

...AND BATTLE WITH EACH OTHER TOWARDS THE BEACH. HOPING FOR A WAVE.

IT'S STILL COUNTY IN FIRST PLACE IN THE GOLD CAPS.

...AND BATTLE WITH EACH OTHER TOWARDS THE BEACH. HOPING FOR A WAVE.

IT'S STATE CENTRAL IN THE LIGHT BLUE CAPS.

...AND BATTLE WITH EACH OTHER TOWARDS THE BEACH. HOPING FOR A WAVE.

IMMEDIATELY BEHIND THEM, IT'S STATE NORTHERN IN DARK BLUE.

...AND BATTLE WITH EACH OTHER TOWARDS THE BEACH. HOPING FOR A WAVE.

HERE THEY COME, RUNNING UP THAT BEACH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

...AND BATTLE WITH EACH OTHER TOWARDS THE BEACH. HOPING FOR A WAVE.

COME ON!

...AND BATTLE WITH EACH OTHER TOWARDS THE BEACH. HOPING FOR A WAVE.

THEY'RE MAKING THE EXCHANGE THERE!

...AND BATTLE WITH EACH OTHER TOWARDS THE BEACH. HOPING FOR A WAVE.

COME ON!

...AND BATTLE WITH EACH OTHER TOWARDS THE BEACH. HOPING FOR A WAVE.

[all cheering]

...AND BATTLE WITH EACH OTHER TOWARDS THE BEACH. HOPING FOR A WAVE.

(man) COME ON!

[all screaming]

GO! COME ON!

COME ON!

GO! COME ON!

LOOKS LIKE COUNTY'S DROPPING BACK.

GO! COME ON!

BEING OVERTAKEN BY THE, UH, STATE CENTRAL TEAM IN LIGHT BLUE

GO! COME ON!

AND THE SOUTH BAY TEAM IN THE GREEN CAPS.

GO! COME ON!

DROPPING BACK.

GO! COME ON!

IT'S A RUGGED RACE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

GO! COME ON!

AT THE BUOY, IT'S SOUTH BAY IN GREEN, STATE CENTRAL IN LIGHT BLUE...

GO! COME ON!

STATE SOUTHERN IS MOVING TOWARDS THE 3RD SPOT.

GO! COME ON!

IN 4TH SPOT WE HAVE THE COUNTY IN GOLD.

GO! COME ON!

THE RACE IS FAR FROM OVER.

GO! COME ON!

ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AT THE SURF LINE.

GO! COME ON!

3RD LAP. SWIMMERS ARE PICKING THE MAN TO BEAT.

GO! COME ON!

SOUTH BAY IN THE GREEN HAS NOW TAKEN OVER FIRST PLACE.

GO! COME ON!

COME ON! GO ON!

STATE SOUTHERN IN RED CAPS, 3RD SPOT.

COME ON! GO ON!

[crowd cheering]

COME ON! GO ON!

THEY'LL MAKE AN EXCHANGE. ANCHOR LAP, COMING UP.

COME ON! GO ON!

DON'T GO AWAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

COME ON! GO ON!

[panting]

COME ON! GO ON!

[crowd cheering]

COME ON! GO ON!

CENTRAL NOW, STATE SOUTHERN NOW.

COME ON! GO ON!

HERE COMES THE COUNTY FOR THEIR EXCHANGE.

COME ON! GO ON!

INTO THE WATER. SOUTH BAY IS STILL IN FIRST PLACE.

COME ON! GO ON!

STATE CENTRAL IN THE 2ND. STATE SOUTHERN IN THE RED CAPS, 3RD.

COME ON! GO ON!

COUNTY IN 4TH.

COME ON! GO ON!

COME ON!

COME ON! GO ON!

OFF TO THE BUOY. IT'S A 4-MAN RACE, STILL.

[announcer chattering]

COUNTY IS MOVING TO 3RD PLACE, BACK IN THE THICK OF THE RACE.

[retches]

ALL SWIMMERS ARE ON THEIR FEET NOW.

[retches]

THEY'RE AT THE BEACH. HERE THEY COME!

[retches]

IT'S SOUTH BAY IN FIRST PLACE.

[retches]

IT'S STATE SOUTHERN IN 2ND PLACE.

[retches]

COUNTY IN 3RD PLACE, MAKING A MOVE NOW FOR SECOND.

[retches]

IT'S SOUTH BAY, STATE SOUTHERN, COUNTY.

[retches]

SOUTH BAY, COUNTY, STATE SOUTHERN

[retches]

IN THAT ORDER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

[retches]

OH, WHAT AN EXCITING FINISH!

[retches]

WE CAME IN 2ND. CHRIS PULLED IT OUT FOR US.

[retches]

YEAH, GREAT.

[retches]

[people whistling]

[retches]

CONGRATULATIONS.

[retches]

[gasping]

[retches]

ARE YOU OK?

[retches]

[panting]

YEAH, I JUST SWALLOWED SOME WATER.

[panting]

I THINK I CAN GET OUT TONIGHT.

[panting]

I CAN TELL MY PARENTS I'M BABY-SITTIN'.

[panting]

OK, SWIMMERS, GATHER AROUND THE ANNOUNCER'S STAND

[panting]

FOR THE PRESENTATION OF AWARDS.

[panting]

[gasping] AREN'T YOU IN ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH THEM?

[panting]

HEY, RICK.

[panting]

THEY'RE GIVING OUT THE AWARDS.

[panting]

YEAH, OK.

[panting]

NICE GOIN'.

THANKS.

NICE GOIN'.

HEY, YOU'RE BREAKING YOUR RULES A BIT, AREN'T YOU, LIFEGUARD RICK?

NICE GOIN'.

MAYBE BENDIN' IT A LITTLE BIT.

NICE GOIN'.

THE SHAPE HE'S IN,

NICE GOIN'.

ABOUT ALL HE CAN HANDLE IS JUST A LITTLE.

NICE GOIN'.

YOU GODDAMN--

NICE GOIN'.

COME ON, GET OFF!

NICE GOIN'.

OK. OK!

NICE GOIN'.

MAN, YOU'VE REALLY GOT A PROBLEM.

NICE GOIN'.

IT WAS JUST A JOKE.

NICE GOIN'.

JESUS.

I'M SORRY, MAN.

NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT TO YOU

I'M SORRY, MAN.

THE CHAIRMAN OF THE SURF FESTIVAL

I'M SORRY, MAN.

AND CAPTAIN OF THE COUNTY LIFEGUARDS, JIM ANDERSON.

I'M SORRY, MAN.

KEEP YOUR ARMS DOWN.

ATTABOY, KICK 'EM, KICK 'EM HARD.

KEEP YOUR ARMS DOWN.

KICK 'EM HARD. THAT'S RIGHT. PRETTY GOOD.

KEEP YOUR ARMS DOWN.

LOOK, HERE'S MOM.

KEEP YOUR ARMS DOWN.

LET'S GO SEE HER.

KEEP YOUR ARMS DOWN.

HERE, GET ON, CHIEF.

KEEP YOUR ARMS DOWN.

WE'RE COMIN'.

WHERE'S OUR LUNCH?

WE'RE COMIN'.

(Cathy) WHERE ARE YOU IN THIS BOOK?

OH. OH, OH, OH.

(Cathy) WHERE ARE YOU IN THIS BOOK?

LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

(Cathy) WHERE ARE YOU IN THIS BOOK?

FUNNY. REAL FUNNY.

(Cathy) WHERE ARE YOU IN THIS BOOK?

[Cathy laughing]

(Cathy) WHERE ARE YOU IN THIS BOOK?