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The intergalactic war had been raging for ten years.

Emperor Zing controlled the galaxy with his doomsday machine.

Planet after planet had surrendered, and nearly all hope was lost.

Remains of the once great Galaxy Hero Army-

- came together for one last attack.

Everyone's fate now lay in the hands of one man.

The man, the myth, the legend...

The mission didn't end with Zing's downfall.

The green crystal, a powerful energy source, must be eliminated.

Touching it meant mortal danger.

The Galaxy Heroes sent it down a black hole-

-so that the crystal would disappear forever.

What is a black hole?

Where do the objects go? Kenny?

-Say what? -What is a black hole?

-Welcome to Memorymatic... -No, no. You should know this.

-And surely you forgot to charge it. -No, I didn't.

-Yes, I did. It's on low. -Why are you here, year after year?

I would like to turn that question around.

Wha... What do you mean?

I mean... I mean that... Lenny did it once...

I crept into the garbage can, I wanted to scare the garbage man.

Listen carefully! A black hole is like a garbage can.

Or a garbage disposal.

Or a space toilet, if you will.

Everything you flush down it, disappears forever.

General Sudoku! Think of it like a regular toilet, but in space.

Space toilet, regular toilet. Black hole, brown hole.

Sporty, smart, and good-looking.

Pontus! Come here, will you?

It's about last week's parent-teacher meeting...

Could you tell your parents that we don't want-

-antiquated circus performers making spectacles of themselves.

It's embarrassing for me and for the school, you see?

-Yes... -It's quite enough if you just nod.

This is not a conversation between equals.

Accept your place as a social- welfare case and keep a low profile.

-Pontus? Straighten up! -OK...

Hello, Miranda... I'm Pontus.

I like rounders.

To think that Saturn's rings are made of...

-What are you staring at? -Nothing...

I'm merely preparing for a presentation. Ouch!

Stop it! Let me go!

I'm simply suggesting that you stay away from Miranda.

It would really be a shame if you and I had a falling out.

-What are they doing? -Hello?

I have to unscrew him.

Moments to remember are moments with Clown Ice.

-Hello. An ice lolly, as usual? -What's on the menu?

You can get Clown Ice lollies with or without a stick.

Wow, that's difficult. I'll get...

-You think about it for a while. -Right.

We take the purest ice from the Ice Planet depths.

Clown Ice - a tasteless experience.

-Look! This is déjà vu, right? -No, it isn't.

We're interrupting the broadcast for a message from Rutger Oversmart.

My Galaxy friends, I promise to build up the Universe economy-

-just like I made Clown Ice the most profitable company around.

Look! That's the guy who makes this ice lolly.

You can feel safe with me as your ruler.

-That's déjà vu, right? -Again, no.

-What is then? -Quality of life, that's my motto.

-What has happened here? -Well... He is stuck.

-Do we have any witnesses? -No, no one heard or saw a thing.

I see. This could mean he stuck his head in the toilet himself.

What are you whimpering about?

Must be nice to go down the corridor without limping for once.

Get it together!

This is not a play house. Right, move it along!

This exercise will teach you the basics of flying in space.

To your right is the airspeed indicator-

-to the left is the throttle-

-and right in front of you is the control stick.

Place your right hand on the control and your left on the throttle.

Number Six! Number Six! You can totally spin out in these.

Of course, all controls are dummies, and hence don't work.

Except for this red handle-

-which you absolutely mustn't touch!

There's a sticker here. "Don't... Do... Spin out", I think it says.

It says, "Spin out".

It is obviously vital that you keep your distance between the modules-

-to avoid collisions.

-Ischlo Pischlo! -What...

What the... No...

Hey, try to doggy paddle! Try to doggy paddle. Woof, woof!

-Woof, woof, woof, woof! -No suggestions, please.

We produce more than one million ice lollies per week.

In the words of founder Rutger Oversmart:

"Anyone who wants ice lollies, should have the opportunity to buy them."

Let's move along to the ice crusher.

Rutger! Excuse me... Excuse me for bothering you.

I'd like to mention two things. Krister is retiring on Friday.

I thought we could get him a cuckoo clock...

-Do you want me to die? Do you? -No.

You want Emperor Zing's power crystal to get a healthy body-

-run for president, and rule the Galaxy.

But the factory community spirit is not taken seriously.

If you feel that you should be a part of that community spirit-

-then I really hope that the second thing is of interest to me!

Yes. We've found a concrete structure in Sector 24.

It may be Zing's old bunker.

-This is The Pink Steel of Mylta. -Wollie Bollie!

And I won these scissors. They're gold, the best there is.

-Is it Lenny the hairdresser? -Is it Kenny the student?

-What about you? -What about you?

-What about you? -What about you?

I'd like you to cut my nails. And a note, into two or three pieces.

I'd like to borrow your Hairminator.

That's right - you don't have one. You never graduated.

Is hair combed from top to bottom or from the bottom up?

Bottom up. Top to...

Ischlo Pischlo...

-Ischlo Pischlo! Can you do this? -Yes, I can!

Can you do this?

Can you do this?

-Mum! Kenny's eating all the shampoo. -No, I'm not.

-Mum! -Kenny, my dear friendy.

-I need to borrow more money. -No. You'll be a hairdresser.

-Right, I must be a Galaxy Hero. -I know. What?

-What? -I know.

-I know. You'll be a hairdresser. -Right, I must be a Galaxy Hero.

-What? -No more money.

-You'll be a hairdresser. -Ischlo Pischlo!

-Come on! -We'll get you!

Pontus?

Pontus?

Come out and play!

Pontus? Come out and play!

Pontus?

Come on, then!

Right... Well, there's no power crystal here.

Poor Rutger, you've searched so long.

Hush! Hush! Hush!

MUSIC

There's a light here. Shall I push the button?

Shall I push the button?

There's a tracking device on the power crystal.

Launched into space or buried in the ground-

- it can still be located.

-What the heck are you doing? -I couldn't resist pushing the button.

It's on planet Earth.

Immediately arrange an expedition to recover the power crystal.

Pontus! Your father and I are off to do magic in Bulgaria.

If there's no food, there are apples in the garden next door.

-Don't wreck anything. Bye bye! -OK...

Right, time for final exams.

To make captain, you'll need 4 000 points. 2 000 for sergeant.

The minimum requirement to graduate is 1 000 points-

-which makes you a squaddie in the Galaxy Heroes.

Here's a list of how you can rake up points.

You have 48 hours. Wollie Bollie!

-Wollie Bollie! -Hey, something's happened.

How many speeding offenders must I catch to not be a hairdresser?

Why don't you try dividing 1 000 by 50?

If that's too difficult, perhaps you shouldn't even be a Galaxy Hero!

Wow, thank you. He said "even" to me.

I'm even sitting here.

That was really fast.

It's a Galaxy Hero. Drive, Andreas!

-Wollie Bollie! That was a bit fast. -It wasn't me!

Show me your flying certificate and all those important papers.

You need to go, Andreas. Go!

Wollie Bollie - I don't have to be a hairdresser!

Know what? This looks very good - you're very wanted.

No, not the black hole!

Not good, not good, not good!

Hi, Miranda. I'm Pontus. I see you like rounders. So do I.

-Perhaps we can play? -You don't seem to get it.

Was I not clear when I told you to stay away...

I'm sorry!

Hello, Miranda. I'm Pontus. Would you like to play rounders?

We can do whatever you want, really.

Oh...

Pontus?!

Must you make my life a living hell every single day?

You limp around, looking miserable, but do you have to wreck everything?

-Mum! -Gary?

Gary, my darling tot. Gary?

Sorry.

Welcome to Magma Tech Sweden.

You're about to see Sweden's first magma drill-

-the future source of all energy supplies.

Many believe that this is a top secret military site-

-but that is merely a rumour spread by people with fanciful minds.

-Who are you? -What?

Wollie Bollie! Kenny Starfighter, Galaxy Hero student.

Well... More of a hairdresser, perhaps.

-What did you do to my room? -Me? It was Sudoku.

He said black holes were empty. He could have mentioned that wall...

-Where am I, by the way? -6 Harebell Road.

-Say what? -6 Harebell Road.

-That means nothing to me. -In Forserum.

-The planet Forserum? -No, this is planet Earth.

-I'd like information about Earth. -Battery low. Please charge...

-No, I won't charge. Tell me! -Please charge the battery.

It's dead. Never get a box like this, it only tells you to charge it.

-Perhaps you should charge it. -You too?

I won't charge it; everybody nags. Perhaps I'll charge it when you stop.

-So you're from a different planet? -Yes, Mylta.

I came through the black hole. Will you help me assemble the ship?

-How did it go? -The atmosphere was a bit bumpy.

But I think it's a pleasant planet.

They had miniature golf, cows, magma works, and horses.

Perhaps you weren't asking about the journey.

-Is something the matter? -The crystal is powerless.

It's empty. I was looking forward to a new and stately body-

-and doing things on my own, relieved of incompetent helpers!

Perhaps your looks and body aren't preventing your goals and dreams.

-You can be rather grumpy and nasty. -Yes, you are quite right.

I'll have to solve my physical issues in some other way. Thanks for trying.

It's not like you to be so subtle. I'm glad and thankful.

Not at all. You are doing a great job.

Will you please check on a problem with ice crusher 2?

-Please crawl inside to examine it. -Will do.

It could be a thermo outlet or a fuse...

Magma Tech Sweden has the energy needed for your brilliant invention.

Good! One more thing. Immediately gather the roughest-

-and most dangerous villains in the Galaxy for an interview.

A large mind is speaking!

Sorry. I mean... Sure.

My parents will force me to become a hairdresser unless I graduate.

-Woe is me, right? -Yes.

-Are your parents rotten too? -We rarely talk. They fight a lot.

-Say what? -They fight a lot.

-Where does this go? -On the side.

-I found something yesterday. -I know.

You do? It was sort of a capsule, and in it was a glowing thing.

Yes. Do you know anyone who knows about spaceships?

Or black holes? Do you know someone smart?

Is that all you can do?

-Knocking over a mango? -Yes.

-Don't call us... -...we'll call you. Next!

Captain Chaos!

That's right. I drive my victims insane. Let me demonstrate.

-No. -But wait...

Look, it was merely an illusion.

Luckily I didn't produce three, four, or up to fifty potted plants.

-I would have fainted in confusion. -That's enough.

This is but one example of chaos. There could be soap dishes, brushes.

The possibilities are endless! Go for it now and get a free juicer.

Uncalled for. Going for someone with glasses... Very mature!

The Bounty Hunter Association proudly presents...

...Earth, Wind & Fire.

You're hired!

This little earthling has taken something that belongs to me.

Naturally, you are free to use violence as required-

-but I need him alive.

I'll meet you downstairs.

-Do you know someone smart? -There's this one girl, Miranda.

She's smarter than all the teachers, but I can't really talk to her.

There is a smart person, but I can't talk to her. Thanks for the info!

You can talk to her. It's just that I can't.

-Are you in love? -What? No.

You should never fall in love. Never ever!

-That's not it. She's angry with me. -Girls are like that.

They're either angry or in love. Or was it the other way around?

-Hey! Guess what, guess what?! -What?

I'll teach you all about girls. It's so easy!

-Are you rich? Are you famous? -No.

-What about a record deal? -No.

Why didn't you say so? This is going to be super hard. Super hard!

Miranda?

-Great to have you back... -Hey, she seems really nice.

I'm very sorry. But I brought someone whom I think you'll find interesting.

Wollie Bollie!

Now you go. It's your turn.

-Kenny crashed into my room. -I did not! I just landed hard.

Thing is... He says he's from another planet.

-Yes. I'm from Mylta. -You're not from another planet.

-Yes, I am! -No, you're not.

-Yes! -No!

Check this out...

I look super cool, he doesn't. I must be from another planet.

-You want me to believe that? -Yes, and focus on the problem:

-I don't want to be a hairdresser. -OK... And what do you want to be?

A Galaxy Hero. But I don't know how to get home.

-Try google.maps. -I know.

-You believe him? What do you want? -I just thought...

You like space and stuff, so maybe you'd find this interesting.

And perhaps forget about the model that I ruined.

Right, and think about me and my problems.

Look, a lady!

Well, if it isn't tiny Pontus!

Ischlo Pischlo!

Ow! Right on the bone between my buttocks.

-What the heck was that? -Bounty hunters who hunt for a prize.

-Not like a cup... -We know what bounty hunters are.

Well, excuse me!

Faster! Faster! Faster!

Stop!

Mr Oversmart? We found the boy. He's with a Galaxy Hero.

You can trace his Memorymatic. It has a tracking device-

-that transmits a weak signal. But I'm sure you already knew that.

I'm out of fuel.

Angry!

-What? -Don't move.

-Does it hurt? -No. What is it?

Let me see, let me see.

What is it? What...?

Am I bleeding? Huh? Am I bleeding?

No. There's nothing...

You can see your house from here. There, do you see it?

-You live on the other side of town? -Right.

Was it your parents who released all those rabbits at school?

-They work part-time as magicians. -Cool.

-What else do they do? -They... They only work part-time.

Mum and dad are drawing up my weekly schedule right now.

-Maybe you'd like to go home? -No. They're planning my whole life.

When to get up, what to wear, what to eat, what to think, when to leave.

Your house seems so cosy. You eat buns and have chairs...

-What, are you spying on me? -Eh, no... No, I'm not spying.

Sometimes there's a scent of buns, and people must be...eating them.

Ice lollies... Hairdresser... Ice lollies...

-Are you alive? Didn't you just die? -I tried telling you...

I found a glowing stone. When I touched it, I changed.

It must have been a magical space stone.

-Say what? -A magical space stone.

-Was it a green, fluorescent thing? -Yes.

-You didn't touch it, right? -Yes.

-You didn't handle it, right? -Yes.

-No fingers, right? -Yes!

Ischlo Pischlo! Well, it was nice knowing you.

-What? -Granted I just skimmed my classes...

-but you should never touch Emperor Zing's power crystal.

-Why shouldn't you touch it? -I have no idea.

There's only so much you can learn. Where was this?

-It was here yesterday. -There's only rocks here. Great!

Ischlo Pischlo! I wish I had a control cabin.

-What's a control cabin? -Like Sudoku's, so I could call...

...him about the hunters and power crystals, and graduate.

Unfortunately, I crashed it into the black hole.

-Perhaps that also crashed on Earth? -I doubt it.

-Isn't there research on black holes? -No clue. We use them for garbage.

Garden gnomes, atomic waste...

Brown hole - regular toilet, black hole - space toilet.

And you're sure it's a black hole? It could be a wormhole.

Nice! This hole was black.

OK... Let's assume it's a black hole with a one-way event horizon-

-not connected to a white hole by Einstein-Rosen bridges in spacetime.

-Exactly what I was going to say. -Me too, Einstein...

It occurred to me some time ago, but we came here so I waited.

Kenny? I calculated back in time to when the control cabin-

-entered the black hole. I'm afraid it probably hit the sea...

-...off the coast of Mexico. -Wollie Bollie! Let's go!

Well... It's on the other side of the world.

Ischlo Pischlo!

So you want me to be a hairdresser. Is that what you calculated?

-Did you consider the Earth rotation? -Exactly. Did you?

-I'm so stupid... -Yes, you suck at calculating things.

OK... It should have landed three kilometres east of Kenny's crash.

Three kilometres...

-Right? -It's quite close.

-Are you sure you want to come? -Why not?

-The bounty hunters are after me. -I'm involved already.

-I'll protect you. -No kissing! I want action.

Or ice lollies. No, action. No, ice lollies. No, action!

I want both action and ice lollies.

It should be over there.

-What does that sign say? -"Animals are fun".

I know! Nag...

-It's locked. -So let's climb it.

-It says, "Beware of electricity". -By the sign, yes. The rest is fine.

Memorymatic fully charged. Thank you for choosing Memorymatic Inc.

-You're welcome... -Let go!

I want to, but I can... I can't.

-We found the Memorymatic tracker. -Good. Get me...

-Good. -...the coordinates! Hurry up.

How strong is the boy? Maybe we should call Water.

Nonsense. He's just a meddlesome boy.

Exactly. You hit the nail on the head.

Oh, sorry. I mean, sure...

How strong does that power crystal make you?

OK, I'll admit it.

I'm sending you to certain death to boost the boy's confidence-

-making it easier to lure him to my side.

Let's go to Plan B.

Guys!

Welcome to Memorymatic.

This is a code lock. Please enter the code.

We need a code. You need a code to get in.

That's one way to do it, but it's not right. You need a code.

-I'm sure there are creepy animals. -It said "Animals are fun". And code!

-This said "Fodder", we'll be fine. -Aren't you clever? Me first!

I'm more of a Galaxy Hero than you two.

-You... You go first. -But you're "more of a Galaxy Hero".

-Someone has to cover the rear. -Right, of course.

YUMMY YUMMIES Ingredients:

-"Androctonus Crassicauda". -What is that?

-I don't know. A plant or something? -It means "open the door".

Open the door, mr Know-it-all.

Wollie Bollie!

Don't move!

I'll try to get up there and send down a rope.

Scorpion information, please.

They bite with their tails, unlike the cougar and polar bear.

-Thanks for the tip. -I know a lot about scorpions, right?

-Not really, it was the Memorymatic. -Wait up, Pontus!

They're everywhere. I'll have to eat my way in.

Chewy little bugger!

Hello, Pontus. Come on in and have a seat.

Try some cake.

No, no, don't be afraid. What could I possibly do to you?

-Who are you? -I'm who you want me to be, a friend.

A friend who cherishes your unique qualities.

Pontus?

You've changed in the last 24 hours, haven't you?

May I ask, were you happy before you found the power crystal?

-What are you talking about? -Listen. Your so-called friend...

...the Galaxy Hero, wants to neutralise your power.

He plans to let his colleagues pull the power out of you-

-as if it were a tooth, a healthy tooth. Ouch!

Kenny? No, he landed here by mistake.

-He'd never do something like that. -Of course he'd say that.

He can't very well tell the truth, then you wouldn't go with him.

Pontus?

And Miranda, did she ever speak to you before you had the power?

-Well, did she? -Leave me alone!

Think about what I have said, Pontus.

Please leave your final message after the tone.

Wollie Bollie! I'm on the far side of the black hole.

I found the power crystal. It's also on this side of the black hole.

Kenny!

Thanks, but I've eaten all the scorpions except for two claws.

-Where's Miranda? -I have no clue.

I've been busy sending a message for the Galaxy Heroes to come.

-What happens when they get here? -I'll go home, not as a hairdresser.

-Will they take my power? -If you'd like.

-The Galaxy Heroes can do anything. -And if I don't want them to?

-Say what? -What if I don't want them to?

Look, there she is.

Here you go!

-Hello? -Wrong tube, General.

We received a message from control cabin 7.

Wollie Bollie! The power crystal is on the far side of the black hole.

When I get back, I'd like to be a captain. No, a major.

No, a general, like Sudoku. Just like him.

Say what?

Are you OK?

And they were like...

And I was like... And they were like... And I was like...

Where's mrs Drill, uncle Fan, and mr Stove?

-They're dead. And you didn't help. -Dead?

But they were my graduation points! You loose the power crystal-

-and kill the bounty hunters. Do you want me to be a hairdresser?

-It seems I'm doing all the work. -Say what?

-You must be better as a hairdresser. -No, I'm not.

No, you must have misunderstood. This is not a dialogue. You be quiet!

-When did you plan on telling me? -I don't get it.

-You never do! -What's going on? You're like kids.

Well, pretty Miranda. So I need super-powers to talk to you?

Calm down. Where are you going?

-To get an ice lolly. -Fool!

Wollie Bollie!

You're the speeding offender! You're wanted for running away...

She looks up to you now that you've defeated the three beasts, right?

I know... She looks at your beautiful body with yearning.

Am I right? Listen carefully, Pontus.

You're about to let the Galaxy Heroes take it all away.

You'll go back to being a limping, half-blind, and bullied victim.

Pontus? What are you doing?

Come with me, Pontus. I'll make sure that you keep your powers.

Pontus!

-Kenny! -Wollie Bollie.

I found the speeding offender. I'll be a Galaxy Hero yet.

Kenny? Pontus... Pontus left with some creepy man.

-Oh, maybe he found a new friend. -Of course he didn't.

This is my new friend, my 1 000 points-friend.

Didn't you hear me? Someone took him.

And I found the offender. The signal was sent.

The Galaxy Heroes are on their way. I'm staying put.

-What about Pontus? -He told me to be quiet.

It's fishy. Pontus has sudden delusions of grandeur-

-and leaves with a creepy big-head on a hover plate.

-Pontus is stupid. -No...

-No, he's changed. -He's stupid.

What a hero you turned out to be...

Ischlo Pischlo! Fine, I'll be a hairdresser.

Not for Pontus' sake though, but for my mum.

Creepy man on a hover plate? We'll fly around and have a look.

Hey, Kenny... Why don't we just check the trip navigator?

We can back up and see where the ship originated.

Not a good idea. Here's what we're going to do:

We'll backtrack the GPS to see where the bus came from and go there.

Sure, let's do that. Go!

Left. No, your other left.

-Right. -Stop it. Just tell me where to go.

This is the end station. All passengers get off.

Well hello, Pontus. It's good to see you.

Healthy and happy, I see. Please, have a seat in the Power Keeper.

Guess what? After that, the power is yours forever.

I can see what you're thinking, and rightly so.

I wouldn't trust someone I had just met either.

Especially if he looked like me.

Pitiful, miserable, disfigured, and ugly.

An ugly man in a wheelchair.

-That's not what I was thinking. -I built all of this for you.

But I still understand your hesitance.

-What did you do? -This is all very nice.

Perhaps I should talk to Miranda before...

Very good, very good.

Is there anything more disgusting than meddlesome boys?

That was a rhetorical question, the answer is no!

You should never have touched the power crystal, Pontus.

In an extremely short time, I've been forced to-

-construct a power crystal extractor.

That's why I had to place myself here-

-where there is a power source strong enough-

-to power my rather brilliant invention.

Soon, my little friend, the power will be sucked out of you-

-and returned to the crystal.

Unfortunately this will be quite painful, Pontus.

Prepare for what it would be like to have your entire skeleton-

-slowly pulled out of your nostrils.

Ouch!

Welcome to Magma Tech Sweden. Magma drill heated.

Magma contact in 60 seconds.

Soon I'll be tall, handsome, and strong.

-You'll be expired, deceased... -Dead?

-Go to hell! -Magma contact in 50 seconds.

-Good bye. -Take care, now.

-Left, go left. -Where are we going?

I can do it. I can do anything! Where are we going?

Must you drive in reverse? Just turn around.

No, it'll all be mirrored. I'll get dizzy.

-No, just follow the GPS. -Fine, you drive!

-What did you do? -Nothing. Just having an ice lolly.

-Should I push the red button? -No. Red buttons are deadly.

-What did you do? -I pushed the red button.

-It said "Emergency landing". -Oh...

That's one way to do it, but it's not right.

Magma contact in ten seconds.

Nine, eight, seven, six, five-

-four, three, two, one. Magma contact.

-Pontus! -Take care of him...

Help me...

-Don't shoot us! -Do you see the big-headed guy?

He's the brains behind all of this.

Wollie Bollie! You're the lolly man. I saw you on TV - déjà vu, right?

-No. -Don't be so grumpy.

-Fine, it's déjà vu. Happy now? -Yes.

Warning - overheating!

-Wollie Bollie! -What are you doing here?

Please activate cooling system to avoid an earthquake.

Earthquake warning. Please activate cooling system.

I hope this is not a bad time. I never finished my presentation.

I'd like to show some further advantages of the chaos gun.

-You call this chaos? -Wollie Bollie!

First two potted plants, now two fools.

-I'm Kenny. -Me too.

-Will you two fools be quiet? -Say what?

-I love your hairstyle. -Yes, just like yours.

-Is yours a natural mullet, too? -Yes, just like yours.

-It's a shame you can't see your neck. -Yeah! Your neck should be in your face.

-Wollie Bollie! That's clever. -Shut it!

-Say what? -You're annoyed.

-This is what I do. Chaos! -Where did that nice man go?

Kenny! He's dying!

-Do something! -Say what?

-Remove the crystal! -Nobody touches the crystal!

-I know... -Get the crystal!

No!

Remember what happens if I hold the trigger?

-No... -There's chaos. Chaos!

Get the crystal before he does!

Excuse me, I need that.

-Tarma Barma! -Warning!

-Foreign object in the magma bed. -I need a handicap-friendly exit...

Mirris! I touched the power crystal. I feel a bit different.

Pontus grew stronger, but I suspect I've grown brain cells.

Earthquake earlier than estimated. Also more like a volcanic eruption.

Please evacuate. A hot tip: evacuate!

Presently: volcanic eruption. 1 500 ° - trust me!

The broth is simmering. I intend to stop the imminent eruption.

I hope you two realise the emergency-

-and choose to utter some well-selected words.

I'd like to end with a Wollie and quite a bit of Bollie.

A hot tip: evacuate!

Warning: volcanic eruption. Please evacuate.

If we don't make it out alive, I want you to know something...

I'm looking for Kenny Starfighter. Normal build, has a mullet...

But... Retreat!

-What about Kenny? -Sorry. Casualties of war, you know.

Kenny Starfighter, Galaxy Hero student, has left us.

He's earned a minute's silence. But I didn't eat yet, so 10 seconds.

-And what are you doing? -We're mourning a little.

I'm sorry for your loss.

So much for that peaceful feeling...

That one knew its place!

-More ice, please. -If you only grazed the crystal...

-...the power will soon fade. -But how did you...?

It's quite simple. I calculated the volcanic effect-

-added the crystal's power and subtracted the fat in my buttocks.

All because bacon grows crispier the more it is fried.

I expected to land at sea, but ended up here. Fascinating!

Speaking of fascinating: the loss of the power crystal-

-is clearly a monumental error.

That makes me think: Everything comes out sooner or later.

It's doubly relevant: In the future, we need to manage our waste-

-and the Ice Planet, which played a pivotal part here-

-is now partly covered in snow and ice lollies. I will conduct... Look!

He's got a little man on his hand. Hysterical.

-What is on your mind? -Say what?

-Right, he's back... Unfortunately. -I know.

Our mission here is completed. Time to say farewell.

Farewell?

Hey! Can I get a respite on my exam? I caught a criminal there...

-It was all rather unfortunate. -Unfortunate?

You practically erased a small town on an innocent planet.

-And yet you ask for a respite. -Say what?

-A respite! -Yes, that would be great.

Sweep, Kenny! A clean work station is key-

-to being a good hairdresser.

How do you want it? Like my brother. How's he, then? Fine, thanks.

Did you hear that? That was great. Say that to be a good hairdresser.

Wollie Bollie, General. Do you want my brother?

A bowl cut? A mullet...fish?

Kenny. The Galaxy Academy considers you a rectal carbuncle.

-A rectal carbuncle! -Thank you.

Your provocatively low IQ is regarded by teachers and students alike...

-...as an itching fistula. -An itching fistula!

-I don't know what to say. -I've tried to circumvent the rules.

But unfortunately, emphasis on unfortunately...

-Emphasis! -Emphasis...

Unfortunately I have to accept that you are hereby...

-...a qualified captain. -Say what?

-Say what? -Captain Kenny Starfighter.

I know. Wollie Bollie! I'm a Galaxy Hero.

-I don't have to be a hairdresser. -Not yet. A mullet.

-And a bowl cut for the little man. -Certainly.

Pontus!

-Are you avoiding me? -What? No.

Listen... You ruined my model.

-You'll have to help me rebuild it. -OK...

We'll have to spend a lot of time together.

-Tough, huh? -Insanely.

-None of that. -What are you doing here?

I'm a Galaxy Hero now. A captain, actually.

-Did you crash here again? -Yes.

No! I landed hard.

And unfortunately I upset those guys.

-What did you do? -Me? Nothing at all!

I just wanted some ice lollies.

Oh dear! Not good...

I think we should run.

Kenny, how do you get your mullet so fluffy?

I use Wavestar from the Starfighters, for body, bounce, and shine.

-Say what? -Wavestar from the Starfighters.

-And it tastes good too. -I know.

Translation: Linda Jansson