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HELLO, ME!

EPISODE 11

What the hell?

My gosh. Seriously?

Who on earth are you?

I went to the salon early in the morning.

-Do I look weird? -Of course not!

You look perfect!

Your hair and outfit today

make you seem like a true businesswoman.

I'm glad.

I see you put in the effort for today's presentation.

That too…

But I wanted to show myself

that I can change.

I'm proud of you, Bahn Ha-ni.

I'll get going then.

Go, go, Bahn Ha-ni

You're the best in the world

I'm falling for you, The charming, Bahn Ha-ni

I can do it!

2020 JOA CONFECTIONERY IDEA CONTEST PRESENTATION

I hardly recognized you.

It looks good on you.

-Do I look okay? -Yes.

That reminds me. Did you get it?

Yes, my cousin-in-law hadn't thrown it out yet.

Why do you need it though?

To start afresh.

What?

Ms. Bahn Ha-ni, please get ready for your presentation.

-I'll get going. -Sure.

Old lady!

Just be yourself in there.

Thank you for teaming up with me on this.

I wouldn't have made it this far without you.

Of course.

We're the best.

Now, break a leg.

I'll head inside.

All right. Thank you.

JUDGE

The next presenter is ready.

We'll begin.

2020 JOA CONFECTIONERY IDEA CONTEST PRESENTATION

Hello. I'm here presenting for team Star Land.

I work for the Product Development Team.

My name is Bahn Ha-ni.

I've been praying for rain every single day.

But I'll pray for something else today.

Please give courage

to the 37-year-old me so she can do well on her presentation.

Hold on.

That's my phone.

Before I was offered a position on the Product Development Team,

I worked at a supermarket.

Squid is good, deliciously good

I used to promote products made by Joa Confectionery.

The Squid-good incident that you're all aware of

happened on my watch.

While preparing for this presentation,

the memories of that incident came rushing back to me.

And then a friend who was lactose intolerant

also said this to me,

that there are quite a lot of people in this world

who aren't able to eat everything they want.

That's when it hit me.

What if there was a product out there

that could be consumed by children who are allergic?

Alleviating that worry is what led me

to come up with the gluten-free snack Star Land.

No way.

Why would this ring?

How can a call get through?

Ha-ni. Bahn Ha-ni?

That voice…

No way!

It's Bald Eagle!

Hey, Auntie.

Why wasn't the door locked?

-Where is your mom? -She went to work.

I've brought kimchi and some dishes.

-Put them in the fridge. -Sure.

By the way, did you make these yourself?

I bought them at the department store. Why?

Well, if you had made them yourself,

I'd have to worry about them being poisonous.

-What? -Just kidding.

Gosh, look at this mess.

Don't you bother to clean up?

As if. We usually keep the house clean,

but we've been busy lately.

That's really not necessary.

-Don't you have a vacuum? -No, we don't.

Wait. Shouldn't you be at school?

-I don't attend one. -What? How clueless can your mother be?

You've been back from the States for a while now.

I'll attend one once I go back but…

You're going back?

I thought you were staying for good.

Well…

You see…

Are you all right?

You're clumsy just like your mom. Do you have a plaster?

The lily of the valley key ring!

-Do you know what that is? -Well, Dad…

I mean…

You and my mom each got one from your dad.

It was supposed to be a good luck charm.

There's some place I need to be, so see yourself out.

-Thanks for the dishes. -Hey, where are you off to?

She's so easily distracted just like her mother.

Unbelievable.

Hold on. I can't believe she still has this.

Of course, you're right to worry about

the target market being small

which will result in low profit.

It's why we tried hard to come up with a flavor

that appeals to others as well as those who are lactose intolerant.

Whenever I was having a bad day,

my dad would take me to a neighborhood corner shop

to buy me a packet of sweet snacks.

It's what I still do at this age.

I yearn for snacks whenever I feel down.

Has the presentation begun?

She went in a while ago, so yes.

I was hoping she could go in there with this.

-What's that? -A key ring.

Wait. That's the one I gave to your mother.

What? Why did you have this?

I told you before how we met a long time ago.

She dropped it that day,

and I only got to return it recently.

So that's when I lost it!

I looked all over the house for nothing.

What?

I mean, my mom told me that she turned the whole house upside down to find it.

I see.

So, does this have some special meaning?

-It's what the flower symbolizes. -Which is what?

As if I'd tell you.

As if I want to know.

Like so, snacks remind me of the heartwarming times

and bring me joy.

It's why I want children who are lactose intolerant

to enjoy snacks instead of fearing them.

What could possibly be better than the act

of bringing joy to others?

When will he get his next gig?

Anthony, are you all right?

I don't know.

I've been feeling off lately.

Tell me your symptoms.

My heart's pounding manically.

And I have trouble breathing.

Could this be a panic attack?

-A panic attack? -A lot of celebrities suffer from it.

What else?

Nothing comes to mind when I close my eyes

-except this. -What's that?

Ha-ni's smile.

Anthony.

I don't think it's a panic attack.

-What is it then? -It's obvious.

You're lovesick.

Lovesick? Me? The great Anthony?

Anthony!

-I finally got the call. -From Ha-ni?

What the hell? No, Ms. Kim's new drama series.

Your audition has been scheduled.

Really?

What's wrong? What's with that long face?

Wait, are you sick?

I'm just worried since I must do my best.

It is said that people used to grill pork belly

whenever something needed to be celebrated.

Isn't jjajangmyeon what you eat to celebrate?

-That's right. Jjajangmyeon. -No, it's meat, of course.

What on earth are we celebrating though?

Us winning the contest.

But we haven't won yet.

We all worked hard and you presented it.

Of course, we won.

-Really? -Well, probably.

That being said, here.

-Cheers! -Cheers!

The more I see you two, the more you seem alike.

-What? -I'm right, aren't I?

You like the same food and you behave the same.

On top of that, she's the spitting image of you as a kid.

And how would you even know my face as a kid?

Seriously?

You're the Superman

who saved me from the bullies that stole my mom's necklace.

When on earth did I save you?

My gosh! How stupid of me.

I got it all on my blouse.

Gosh. You should've been more careful.

I know. What do I do with this?

This needs to be scrubbed with water.

Come with me.

Just do it yourself.

Come on!

Excuse us!

Seriously?

She said her mom told her a few days ago,

but the old lady seems clueless.

JOBS

It's time.

Come here with the girl from the past before it's too late.

What?

The girl from the past?

That little boy is Yu-hyeon?

Yes.

I was so surprised too.

Don't tell me you let him know that you know.

-I did. -What?

I spilled food on purpose to drag you out here

before he figured it out.

Don't you worry though.

No one would even think to guess I'm from the past.

You can have a son without a husband, right?

Mom.

I was wondering about when Dad passed away.

Yes?

Do you know if Ha-ni had a boyfriend around that time?

What? What are you talking about?

Oh, I was just curious if she could've been seeing someone

around the time I had Seong-u.

Ever since the incident,

she lived on antidepressants and didn't leave the house

unless it was to go and see the doctor. So a boyfriend?

She dropped out of high school

and it took her three years to finally move on and take the GED.

Why do you ask though?

Well, it's just that…

Then…

do you know what medication she used to take?

Ha-ni!

Mother?

Mother, what's wrong?

The girl who came from the past?

What does that even mean?

Sorry about that.

The stain wouldn't come off.

I know, right?

It's all right. Let's eat up before the meat is burned.

What are you looking at?

It's nothing.

HEAVY RAIN EXPECTED TONIGHT IN THE METROPOLITAN AREA

It's going to rain tonight.

Red to the east and white to the west.

Fish to the east and meat to the west.

The food is all ready.

Wait.

The colors are beautiful.

Good job.

I hope they get here before it starts to rain.

What? Is there a blackout?

Who are you?

How dare you show up here!

I understand what you mean,

but it looks like you've made a big mistake.

They will be in danger.

We need to arrive before it rains. Let's hurry.

-Wait… -Taxi!

Old Lady, where are you going?

I'm sorry. I'll explain next time.

What…

I'm sorry. I'll see you.

What just happened?

Sir, you're getting a call.

What? Oh, okay.

She even forgot her phone.

Does this mean I can go home now?

But this is…

all so sudden.

First…

let's go to the shaman.

I'll make sure

to send you back.

Oh, right.

I was there earlier to give you this.

Why?

I thought it might help you with your presentation.

You know the meaning behind this flower.

-Finding happiness again. -Yes.

So don't lose it. Keep it with you at all times.

Okay, I will.

I'll never lose this keychain, and I'll never lose

my happiness either.

But it's amazing, right?

-What do you mean? -The fact that Blue Bird

is the one who picked this up and gave it back to you after 20 years.

Yes, it really is.

JOBS

What took you so long to pick up?

Don't come here with the girl from the past. It's dangerous.

What do you mean it's dangerous?

Who are you?

They're probably on their way here.

It's dangerous here, so stop them.

And they need to be somewhere safe until it stops raining.

By the way, do you know where the payphone is?

What happened to Hyo-ri?

What about her?

Hyo-ri got married?

That crybaby?

The one who cried after having his necklace stolen?

You're the crybaby I saw a few days ago?

No way!

You really have a beautiful smile.

So that's when I lost it!

I looked all over the house for nothing.

Sir, can you drive a bit faster?

Okay.

Aren't we there yet?

I think it's going to rain soon.

Is this the right way?

Sir, do we still have a long way to go?

I'm following the navigation.

But this is also my first time here.

Are you sure this is the right address?

Yes. We're headed to the place near Woomin Park, right?

Judging by the estimated arrival time, I think we're almost there.

Just wait a bit longer.

Take a right after 100m.

No, not there!

Don't go there!

Mother, what's the matter with you?

Grandma, please stop.

Mother.

Take me. I'll go instead.

Don't you dare lay a finger on Ha-ni!

I don't see any lights here.

Is this the place?

I'll try calling the shaman.

Where is my cell phone?

Oh, gosh.

Bald Eagle was right.

You're so clumsy just like I am.

You can use this.

SCARLETT

-Old Lady. -Yu-hyeon.

Are you on your way to see Jobs?

How do you know that?

I'll explain once we meet.

Stop where you are and wait there. Where are you?

I don't know.

Do you see any big buildings nearby? I'll find my way there.

I don't see anything here.

If you check my cell phone, you'll find a GPS location tracking app.

It's connected to this phone,

so try searching our location.

What? A location tracking app?

You've been checking my whereabouts?

I had it installed just in case.

Moms do that kind of stuff.

You're not even my real mom.

A location tracking app?

It's still checking your location. Just a second.

You will soon be arriving at your destination.

Yu-hyeon, we're apparently almost there.

It's raining.

Why aren't the brakes working?

Sir, what's the matter?

-What's going on? -Sir.

Old Lady.

What's going on?

Old Lady.

Old Lady!

You have arrived at your destination. Ending navigation.

Kung dari shabara, ba ba ba

Everyone goes through hardships

Don't obsess too much over one thing

When you're feeling down Just forget about it like me

Dad, I told you that's not how you sing it.

I guess you feel better now.

-Dad. -Yes?

Am I heavy?

No, you're lighter than a feather.

How's your ankle?

I just sprained it a little.

I'm dancing to a Fin.K.L song at the school festival.

So I need to practice.

I'll put some ice on your ankle once we get home.

So don't overdo it for a while.

No, I'm Hosu High School's Lee Hyo-ri. Without me, it won't be Fin.K.L.

Goodness.

I got so shocked during work that I ran over to you right away.

I exaggerated a bit because I wanted you to come.

Good job.

You can call me whenever you're having a hard time or in pain.

I'll come faster than lighting to save you, Ha-ni.

Do you mean that?

Then you'd better come running whenever I call you.

You got it.

Dad.

-Dad. -Old Lady.

Old Lady.

-Where… -You're at a hospital.

You fainted due to shock,

but you're apparently fine.

What about the kid?

She's okay too. Your daughter…

I mean…

The girl from the past is also fine.

What? How did you find out?

He told me.

How did you come here?

We have a problem.

"A problem"?

The reason she came here to meet you from 20 years ago was because

someone desperately wanted you guys to meet.

Who would want that for us?

You'll find out soon.

But because of that, the heavens have lost balance.

-What? -After she came here,

the world lost its balance.

Then…

Then what do we need to do?

The same two people aren't allowed to exist together.

The one who doesn't belong here must go.

Does that mean…

she's going to die?

Then, was yesterday's accident--

Yes, that's right. As it started to rain,

the shadows of death found their way to her.

Use this to hide her presence as much as you can.

This time…

I won't let this slide.

Hey, wait.

What do we need to do to send that little girl back?

How interesting.

I thought you'd ask if this is even possible.

Well, Old Lady was

shaking in fear.

That means you were telling the truth.

The fact that the girl came from the past

and that she's in danger.

I'll try to find a way, so wait until I do.

What if something happens to them again?

Then that'd be their fate.

"Fate"?

How can you be so irresponsible?

If that's their destiny,

there's nothing I can do.

Fine.

Then I'll change that destiny or whatever.

Goodness.

Fate can be so amusing.

I guess he's going to pay you back for what he owes you.

Yu-hyeon.

Thanks to the location tracking app on your phone,

I found you guys pretty quickly.

I owe you once again.

Thank you.

I bet you had a hard time.

You should get some rest over the weekend.

And as for her…

You should take good care of her.

I'll be off now.

-By the way-- -I won't tell anyone.

I don't think anyone will believe me anyway.

Hey, you're up.

Where are we?

The hospital. Thankfully, we weren't injured.

Did it stop raining?

-Yes. -Seriously?

So I have to wait until it rains again?

I talked to the shaman over the phone.

He told us to wait.

I'm sorry for being late.

There was a traffic jam nearby.

It's all right.

I was surprised when you suddenly wanted to see me.

It's been ages since we had a meal together.

I wanted to personally congratulate you on your pregnancy.

Eat up.

They look so tasty.

Mother, have some.

Here.

It's so scrumptious.

Have some of this as well.

I often had this during my pregnancy.

-When you were pregnant with Do-yun? -Exactly.

Perhaps, he didn't want me to suffer.

I never had morning sickness.

He was such a wonderful son even before he was born.

That sounds like him.

You'll be able to understand me eventually,

but that's how mothers feel.

That young kid who never left my side

turned 10 then 20.

He's older than I was when I had him.

And now, he's a dad.

Nevertheless, he's still the apple of my eye.

He's my precious, little boy.

-I see. -That's why I was so worried,

attached, and tried to direct him down the right path.

Because of that,

I think I may have been a bit too harsh on you.

Not at all.

I completely understand.

You're such a thoughtful and kindhearted girl.

I should've embraced you sooner.

You grew up lacking parental love,

and I made you feel even lonelier, my child.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Ji-eun.

-Mother. -I'm not a good enough person.

There's not much I can do for you guys or my grandchild.

Don't say that. You're just fine.

Ji-eun, to tell you the truth,

I have so many things I want to do for you and Do-yun.

To be precise, I could even sacrifice my life for you.

I know.

I know how you feel.

Right.

Why are you here on the weekend?

I'd like to ask you the same thing.

Why are you working today?

I was organizing the contest evaluations.

Sit down.

Weren't there many great ideas?

There were. But most of all, Star Land was truly remarkable.

I heard Yu-hyeon was part of it.

I thought all those certificates and licenses were useless,

but I guess they finally paid off.

Then did you make him work here on purpose?

So that he'd grow up?

He was always gone,

so I wanted to keep him by my side and see him whenever I wanted.

After some time, I won't be able to see him anyway.

Come on. Don't be ridiculous.

-Do-yun. -Yes?

The doctor said I'll be going blind soon.

-What? -I thought you should be the first to know

if anything ever happened to me.

Uncle, I don't understand.

Please keep this a secret from your mom and Yu-hyeon

for the time being.

They say there are blessings in disguise.

I'm truly exhilarated that we'll be having a new family member.

If you ever find someone in trouble,

do the same, and be their Superman.

Okay?

Don't worry.

I'll keep that promise at all costs.

Don't tell me…

-you did this. -What?

Bald Eagle made our house squeaky clean.

She was here?

Yes. She brought some dishes and kimchi.

What is that?

A vacuum?

What? It's a vacuum?

Gosh, it looks so fascinating.

I thought you might need one.

Eat the kimchi and the side dishes that are in the fridge.

And…

thanks for allowing me to hear Dad's voice once again.

What's that?

It's nothing.

Ha-yeong bought that.

What?

What's gotten into her?

They say people change drastically when they're nearing death.

Could she be sick?

Watch what you say.

Fine.

MEDICATION INFO

Ha-yeong, me too. Thank you for everything.

DANGEROUS TO TAKE WHEN PREGNANT

Dinner's ready.

-Grandma's hungry. Let's eat. -Okay.

Mom.

Are you sure those were the anti-depressants Ha-ni took back then?

Yes. What is this about?

Never mind.

I have some work left. You two can eat first.

Okay, then.

She's definitely not Ha-ni's daughter.

Then who is she?

What's with the talisman?

Well…

It's supposed to bring in good luck.

Hey, you blinked twice.

You're not fooling me.

What's that for?

Don't tell me you're trying to paralyze me like a jiangshi.

What? A jiangshi?

Don't you remember this?

Dad used to watch the movie every night.

Right. I remember now.

I wish there was a talisman for that.

Then I'd stick it on your forehead

and lock you up in this house.

Why? In case I'd cause trouble again?

No. I'm just worried.

Who could that be at this hour?

Hey, old lady.

Why are you here?

Why did you leave the hospital so soon?

Car accidents could cause some serious aftereffects.

As you can see, I'm fine.

I appreciate your concern.

-Did you have dinner? -We were just about to.

I made this in a haste. Have it.

-What is this? -Porridge.

-You didn't have to. -And you.

Yes?

Listen to your mom.

Don't wander around without her permission.

Here.

Bye.

Call me if you want to go somewhere.

Don't worry her.

What? What is this about?

Why would he give me this?

-I'll be back. -What? Where are you going?

Stay here.

Where are you going?

-Wait. -What?

What is it? Is something wrong?

Thank you. I truly mean it.

For what this time?

Just everything.

I'll get going then. Go have some porridge.

It'll get cold.

Bye.

Hurry up.

I can't believe he made this for us.

He was the one who saved us from that accident.

-Really? -Yes.

So that's why he said that.

And…

-he knows everything now. -About what?

That you're me.

What? Really?

So you can be yourself in front of him.

Let's eat.

Okay.

What's this? It's vegetable porridge.

Thank you for the meal.

Not bad.

Thanks to him, I now have the courage to protect you.

We have someone on our side who believes in us.

These days, Yu-hyeon is…

Mr. Han looks happy these days.

I was wondering why he stayed around for so long this time.

So, why is it?

I believe it's because of Ms. Bahn Ha-ni.

"Bahn Ha-ni"?

He has changed a lot while preparing for the contest with her.

He looked ambitious and enthusiastic.

He seemed motivated to win.

Ms. Bahn.

-Yes? -Have you finished organizing

the surveys we took?

I already sent them to you.

-Here it is. -I'm looking at it right now.

Gosh. Ms. Bahn, how could you do something like this?

It's perfect.

It's impeccable.

Thank you.

-Thank you. -You're too outstanding.

Ms. Bahn, could you look over this design draft for me?

I don't know much about designs.

Don't be humble.

Your recent presentation was outstanding.

-Was it? -Come on over here.

Here.

How about changing the color?

For honey butter and this one.

Gosh, you're awesome.

Like this?

Hello, Mother.

You want me to do what?

Didn't you say you understood me?

You said you'd do anything for our family.

Well…

I did say that, but this is--

Back when my father was alive,

I was more competent than my brother,

but I had to remain in his shadow because I was a woman.

In the end, Do-yun met the same fate as mine.

That's why I'm planning

to take back everything I've lost.

At least for our family's sake.

By "our family", do you mean--

Do-yun, you, and…

my one and only grandchild.

You don't need anyone else, do you?

Come in.

I'm Cha Seung-seok.

Mother.

It's okay.

This is for our family.

EMPLOYEE BAHN HA-NI

BAHN HA-NI

WRONG PASSWORD TRY AGAIN

FIN.K.L.

Are you sure we can email each other through this?

Yes. It's very simple.

You can email me whenever you want.

We're still exchanging diaries.

Of course.

All right.

PASSWORD

What should it be?

I'm so forgetful.

Set it to something you'll never forget.

Then I'll use this.

-What is it? -I'll never be able to forget this.

PASSWORD

WELCOME

JOA CONFECTIONERY

MY FRIEND SO-HYE

Hey, So-hye.

Why did you call me so early in the morning?

What?

What? Really?

Okay.

I'll call you back later. Bye.

So-hye? What is it?

Today's her school anniversary, so there's no class.

She wants to hang out.

Where do you think you're going?

I told you to stay home for the time being.

I was going to invite her over since it's cold outside anyway.

Really?

Then you should clean up before she comes.

I can't be bothered to.

I don't even clean my own room. Don't be ridiculous.

Just sleep.

I'll do it for you.

I'm done cleaning.

I'm off to work now.

Don't create a mess.

Have a proper meal, not just snacks.

And most of all, be careful what you say in front of her.

I got it. Gosh.

You're an even bigger nagger than Mom.

Hey, let's be honest. She's much worse.

She was the biggest nagger in the world.

You're right. Even if I was the slightest bit late,

she'd blow up my phone.

If I could've screened my calls like now, I wouldn't have picked up.

You're right.

Oh, right.

I got a call a few days ago.

-A call? -On that phone.

It suddenly rang out of the blue.

Don't be absurd.

This doesn't even work here.

I'm telling you.

From who?

I don't know that.

They hung up before I could pick up.

You must answer the phone.

No matter what, you must answer that call.

Right. Grandma told me to answer it at all costs.

"Grandma"?

Someone called that old phone?

Yes. Apparently, our grandma had told her

that she had to pick it up if she wanted to live.

Since she has dementia,

it may have just sounded like she was rambling.

But since she said someone had called her,

it keeps bothering me.

Let's wait for now.

Whether it be through that phone or the shaman, we'll find a way to save her.

Thank you.

-For what? -Just because.

I'm grateful I have someone to confide in.

Ha-ni.

Anthony.

I hardly recognized you because you looked so beautiful.

Why are you here?

I had work nearby, so I was just passing by.

I saw you but didn't know if it was really you or not.

So I came to check. It really is you.

If you were passing by, just go about your day.

Don't honk your horn at us and cause a commotion.

Are you going to work?

Get in. I'll drop you off.

I thought you had work.

I can just take the bus.

No, I have no work.

Actually, I do. But it's not that urgent.

Then let's hop in since it's cold.

Hey.

-Why are you here? -Just get going.

Thanks for the ride.

Let me turn the seat heater on.

Thanks for the ride, Anthony.

No, it was my pleasure. What time will you get off work today?

-Why? -Because…

I'll be coming back here for work around the time you clock out.

I get off at 6 p.m.

I never asked you.

We're neighbors anyway.

I could tag along.

I'm late. I should get going.

Okay. Get there safe.

-Drive safely. -Okay. Don't forget your meals.

Wait up.

You better watch out.

When driving, that is.

How can I get him away from her?

JOA CONFECTIONERY

-Hello. -Hello.

-Hello. -Hello.

Two, three.

-Happy victory to you -Happy victory to you

-Happy victory to you -Happy victory to you

-Happy victory, dear Ms. Bahn -Happy victory, dear Ms. Bahn

Wait. What is this about?

I knew you were one of a kind,

but you definitely exceeded my expectations!

You won the in-house contest.

-I did? -It was announced online this morning.

I'm so jealous!

-That was too short. Let's sing again. -Okay.

-Happy victory to you -Happy victory to you

-Happy victory to you -Happy victory to you

-Happy victory, dear Ms. Bahn -Happy victory, dear Ms. Bahn

-Congratulations! -Congratulations!

-Thank you. -Let's eat.

-Okay. -It looks tasty.

Let's have a taste.

-Goodness. -I'm so jealous.

Who are you?

We're from the Inspection Division.

-"Inspection"? -"Inspection"?

But why?

Ms. Bahn, we need to talk.

-Excuse me. -What is this about?

Mr. Han Yu-hyeon?

Yes? Who are you?

We're from the Inspection Division. Please come with us.

What? Why do I need to go with you?

-But… -At least tell us what this is about.

We received a tip-off that she had plagiarized her idea

for the in-house contest.

You and Ms. Bahn

are being investigated for plagiarizing for the in-house contest.

"Plagiarizing"?

Subtitle translation by: Ja-won Lee

HELLO, ME!

If word gets out that you copied the work of our rival company,

do you think you can manage that alone?

Don't you know this song either?

It's as if you've come here from the past.

I will accept this cook-off.

It's not like you to be this nervous.

I went through hoops to get this far in my career, you know.

Did you just hang up on me?

I thought I'd be an amazing person when I grew up.

Cheer up.

I told her not to go anywhere.

Ha-ni. Bahn Ha-ni!

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