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CONTAINS SEXUAL DEPICTIONS
AND COARSE LANGUAGE
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SIX MONTHS FROM NOW
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Fanny Andersson,
one of the three faces
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of the year's
most talked-about story.
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Do you feel no responsibility for
what happened to Marion and Marit?
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No. I mean
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If the police cared
about the real victim,
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they would have exposed the culprit,
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and the case
would have ended differently.
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I'm sure of it.
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Do you feel guilty
of what you're accused of?
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I think it's difficult to fight crime
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without committing
some crimes yourself.
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Most of you know me from a private
video that was shared a while ago.
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Many of you have opinions about me,
but you don't know me.
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Marion Løvås, 19,
in Celebrity Paradise Hotel.
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Marion Løvås and Marit Kristiansen.
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-That's it? Just the suits?
-Yeah.
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-Cool.
-I know. They glow in the dark.
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-Those jackets are awesome.
-No!
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Hey.
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Are you still grumpy
because we're not on a bus?
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No. It's just that they got
so much stuff.
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What are we supposed to do with this?
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With this?
I have a lot of great ideas.
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We'll have our own concept
and our own merch.
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And in ten years you'll be
really happy that you decided
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to rise above this crazy jungle.
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I'm looking forward
to being a happy 28-year-old
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with a house in Bærum,
three kids,
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-a Golden Retriever...
-You won't have a Golden Retriever.
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You'll have an annoying purse dog.
I'll have a big Golden Retriever.
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-Inferno!
-Inferno!
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No, hold on.
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I think you'll have this one.
Ham and cheese.
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-If that's all right.
-Okay.
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-I really want the roast beef.
-What?
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What? Did you say something?
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Hey.
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-What's happening?
-What the hell? Did they get stamps?
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Jesus Christ! I'm sure they have one
with "Not Approved" too.
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-They're out of roast beef.
-Christian got the last one.
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Of course he did.
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Are you happy with the stuff you got?
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-Yeah, I love the jackets.
-They're really cool.
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Do you have room on your bus?
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-Why? Want to try again?
-Yeah, I do.
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-You got quite a few votes last time.
-That's why I'm asking.
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You still have two spots open?
So Marit and I can both try out?
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We saw the jackets and thought,
"We need those."
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-Hey.
-Hi, Sanna.
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-Hi.
-Hi!
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We'll have
another hazing party at my place.
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Cool. Awesome.
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-Hey, bitches!
-Marion!
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I bought a Womanizer this weekend.
It's the best thing I've ever done.
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-Why did you buy ham?
-That's all they had. Let's just eat.
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Okay. This is where we'll live.
Check this out.
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-Wow. I'm in.
-Isn't it nice?
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It says it costs 500 dollar
per night. That's a lot, right?
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It's a lot, but it's worth it.
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Can you help me with the button?
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Oh, my God. Okay.
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Hold your breath.
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-They're nice.
-Yeah.
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But who's supposed to help you
get them on each day?
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This one's a lot cheaper
and really nice, but
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It only has one bedroom.
Take a look.
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-We need two rooms.
-Why?
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Hello! Future boyfriends.
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Yeah, but if we get boyfriends,
I'm sure we can sleep at their place,
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and we're going there
to focus on the swimming,
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not for future boyfriends
or whatever.
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It has an amazing patio.
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Imagine you and me
in the sunset.
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I like the round mirrors
above the couch.
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You mean influencer mirrors?
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I love it.
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-It feels right. I'll send a message.
-Hello!
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-We haven't had the audition yet.
-It'll be fine.
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Are you all right in there?
Can you breathe?
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You could ask for help instead
of trying on everything we have.
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You can't know what will fit
if you can't try it on.
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It's quicker to ask, isn't it?
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And don't throw everything
on the floor.
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What are you, 12?
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It's fucking boring
to explain things like this.
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Maybe you should get
a different job, then.
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Jesus Christ.
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-Good day at work.
-Really.
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There.
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Perfectly folded.
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-No jeans?
-No.
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Why not? They were a perfect fit.
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Marit's profile is really boring.
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She doesn't post any pictures
of her ass or tits.
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Ew! You're sick.
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-She's 18. Seriously.
-So what?
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-Does that mean she should?
-Yeah.
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Okay. That's news to me.
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What about this friend of yours?
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What's up with those hair extensions?
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-How old is she?
-Thirteen.
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-Thirteen?
-She's really hot.
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-She's a child!
-Yeah.
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Why do you have a stamp on your hand?
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I got it from someone
called Christian.
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Christian? Is he your new boyfriend?
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-That's not how it works.
-A message from Christian.
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-For real?
-Yeah, for real.
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-Give it to me!
-Chill out! It's from Marit!
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That's a cute picture.
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-Is M&M the name of your bus?
-No.
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So why does she have that
on her pants?
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-We have our own thing.
-Your own thing?
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Marit: Bring your pants to practice,
and I'll fix yours too.
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-Did you bring your russ pants?
-Fuck, I forgot.
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Okay. If you bring them
to school tomorrow, I'll fix them.
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Or I can give you the letters,
and you can iron them on yourself.
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Yeah.
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By the way, I talked to Sanna.
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She asked if we want
to try out for the bus again.
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Right. Sanna wants us
to try out for the bus?
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I find that hard to believe.
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There's a hazing party on Friday.
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You don't think this is starting
to feel embarrassingly desperate?
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It's not. This is the process.
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Many people have to try several times
before they're accepted.
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So we'll go to another party
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with awful music
and forced twerking?
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Do we want that?
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Now you're just grumpy.
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I want to give it a try,
with or without you.
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But I'd rather do it with you.
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Yeah, well
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I can't on Friday.
It's my birthday on Saturday,
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and I don't want to be hungover
in front of my grandma.
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Would you want that?
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Forget your grandma. Just go wild.
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If they don't accept us this time,
fuck them.
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-You said that last time.
-But this time they want new members.
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That's what they said last time.
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Sanna just loves to watch people
embarrass themselves in the try-outs.
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I know you think this is dumb, but
the russ celebration is important.
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-Yeah.
-Listen to me.
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Right now, this is just as important
as Miami for us. Okay?
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We'll join the bus
and have lots of fun.
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And then we'll get into that school.
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We'll go to Miami and get rich.We'll have a huge house on the beach.
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At the weekends we'll goto Barbados and buy Chanel purses.
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We'll be celebrities.We'll do all of that.
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We'll only swim when we want to.
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-Together.
-Yeah?
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-That's your plan?
-Yeah.
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I think you forgot that you'll get
your own reality show.
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Don't make fun of my dream.
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Okay, fine! Of course I'll join you
and support your dreams.
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But not the reality show.
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One, two, three! Ass If!
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Let's have fun!
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Ass If! Ass If! Ass If!
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Find your places.
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This is it!
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-No pressure.
-Sure. No pressure.
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The first task is body shots!
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Okay!
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Sure. We'll do it.
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-Thanks.
-Okay.
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-Do something funny.
-Where should I put it? Okay.
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Original!
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Oh, my God! No!
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That was really awkward.
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Suck, suck, suck!
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Finished!
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That was really good, Marion.
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Now I want to see you twerk.
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Twerk, twerk, twerk!
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Marion, Marion, Marion!
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TWERK IT BABY
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I'll help you.
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Let's skip to the next one.
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There you go!
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Marit, go home!
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Go home!
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Sanna can twerk.
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Now I and the biggest ass in the area
will show you how it's done.
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-Do I have to?
-Yeah, come on.
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All of you know how to do it.
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Come on, Marit.
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You're really lame.
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If you want to join the bus,
you have to twerk. Come on!
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Twerk, twerk, twerk!
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You're a strong, independent woman!
Come on!
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There you go!
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That's something.
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Now I want to see you make out.
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Make out, make out, make out!
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Sure, I'm really keen.
Who wouldn't be?
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Have you seen your ass?
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Tongue, tongue, tongue!
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-Different sex positions.
-Okay. Favorite sex positions.
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Hump, hump, hump!
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Come on, Marit!
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You too, Marit!
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Come on, Marit!
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-Marit, what's your favorite?
-The missionary position is nice.
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Missionary is fucking lame, Marit.
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What about doggy?
You like ass. That works, right?
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-Yeah!
-Let's do doggy.
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Come on!
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Okay, but I'm getting bored.
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Let's have you pretend
to suck a dick in the air.
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I mean, should we?
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Touch the balls.
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While you're licking.
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Suck, suck, suck!
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Okay. No pressure.
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I'm trying.
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A silence passes through the room
whenever Marit does something.
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Suck, suck, suck!
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Come on!
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Yeah! Look at her go!
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Okay, guys.
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Let's vote on whether or not
this was funny enough
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to allow M&M to join the bus.
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I mean, we do have room
for both of them,
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but were they funny enough?
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Send the names you like best
to the bus chat now.
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-I need to use the restroom.
-I think I'll stay here.
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Hey, Siri, turn on the music.
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Okay, the votes are counted.
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Okay, girls, give me a drum roll.
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Three fourths of the bus
have voted
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for Marion!
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Welcome to the bus, Marion.
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Put it on! Put it on! Put it on!
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There you are!
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What's happening on Snap?
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-Hey. Sweetie...
-Quit it.
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It's fine. I just
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The russ celebration
is really dumb anyway.
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You don't have to accept the spot
just because you got in.
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I mean, I really
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I'm having a lot of fun,
and I'm really keen on this.
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But you're not.
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-No, I think it's fucking stupid.
-Yeah.
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And I pushed you to do this.
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-Yeah.
-So
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Both of us sort of got
what we wanted.
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I'm going home. Congratulations.
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Hello! Can you help me up?
252
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I'm so tired.
253
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,960
Don't you want to stay here
and celebrate?
254
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:20,160
No. I'm coming with you.
We always go home together.
255
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,880
Holy shit.
That was completely insane.
256
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,400
Twerking Queen. Show me.
257
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:38,120
You have to teach me.
I can't do it.
258
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:41,920
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARLING
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Happy birthday to you
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You're really special.
261
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I have something special for you.
This is for your eyes only.
262
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Let's see
263
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,720
Let's go. Okay.
264
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I love you.
265
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Joystick Girl
Nerdy girl fucks joystick BIG TIME!!
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FIGHT BACK
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WELCOME TO INSTAGRID
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Fight back.
274
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I'm so hungover.
275
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:48,640
-Birthday!
-Yay!
276
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,240
-Can you rub the palm of my hand?
-Yeah.
277
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:55,760
Thanks.
278
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That fucking stamp
279
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-I love my stamp.
-"Approved?"
280
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,880
You like getting a sexist stamp?
281
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,200
That depends
on who gives me the sexist stamp.
282
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:11,400
Fuck. I mean, seriously.
283
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:15,240
When... When will you
get over Christian?
284
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:18,800
You kissed once in the third grade.
285
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,200
-He hasn't looked at you since then.
-Ouch!
286
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,840
-And that's not true, because...
-Of course.
287
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:28,280
Except for now. Lucky! Lucky girl!
288
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,000
He's just so
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-He's mysterious.
-Yeah.
290
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:38,800
He's actually not that bad, but
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He's like a perfect mix
of mental patient and hunk.
292
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,400
He's really hot. Period.
293
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,440
-Okay.
-Yeah. Look at this picture.
294
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:57,120
Okay, fine. We can stalk him.
Show me his Grid.
295
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,520
Yeah!
296
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,520
Okay, hang on. Be careful.
297
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,000
-Should I like everything?
-No likes.
298
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:09,120
Somewhere here
there's a really hot picture of him.
299
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,360
How many times have you done this?
300
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:18,760
Right. This is how I remember him,
with a face full of zits.
301
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,920
Give me a break. Both of us had
a crush on him in sixth grade.
302
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,280
Hello! Look at this!
303
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:31,080
He's so fucking cute with his cat.
304
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:35,200
-That part of him is long gone.
-It's what he's like on the inside.
305
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:40,560
I promise you that I could turn him
into a proper boyfriend.
306
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:44,360
Okay. Marion,
Christian is a fuckboy, okay?
307
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:48,680
Don't fool yourself into thinking
you can save him, because you can't.
308
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:53,280
Hello! A fuckboy doesn't post
pictures of himself with his cat.
309
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:56,440
-Lots of pictures of the cat.
-It's so cute.
310
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Look!
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-It has the same name as your dog.
-Sofus?
312
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-His cat's name is Sofus?
-Yeah!
313
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We're meant to be!
314
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:13,240
A perfect match. The world's
most original animal name.
315
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:17,840
That's fantastic. It will be easier
for us to agree on baby names.
316
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,600
Is he the reason
you want to join a bus?
317
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,320
No
318
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That's not the reason.
319
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:35,720
I've always dreamed
of being part of a russ bus.
320
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:40,160
It's something I've always wanted.
321
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:43,200
Yeah.
322
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:49,680
Just don't get so drunk that you skip
practice and fuck up Miami for me.
323
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,040
-Hello!
-Just don't do that.
324
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:53,600
Of course not.
325
00:25:54,200 --> 00:26:00,320
Hello. Of course you, the swimming
and Miami are my top priority.
326
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,760
You're my wife! Hello!
327
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:05,080
You're not listening to me.
328
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,760
Do you need a beating?
You're not listening!
329
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,520
Hello! My wife!
330
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,640
You're my top priority!
You're my wife!
331
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,320
Why are you so intent on hurting me?
332
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,000
What are you talking about?
333
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,920
Marion, I'm the only real friend
you've ever had.
334
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,200
Did you think I wouldn't figure out
that you're Sofus?
335
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,120
Do you think I'm stupid?
336
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:17,960
Don't you get it?
The Sofus link doesn't mean shit!
337
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,440
I got that video
from my little sister.
338
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:24,080
What I did didn't matter.
The video was already everywhere.
339
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,800
You're not a victim here, Marion.
340
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,320
You let this happen.
You were in on it.
341
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,840
Did you think the guys
would keep the video to themselves?
342
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,320
You've ruined my life, Marit!
Don't you get that?
343
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,160
Not everything is about you!
344
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,320
Can you only see yourself?
345
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:44,120
You lie all the fucking time
to change yourself.
346
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:48,480
I've only tried to get you to realize
who your friends are.
347
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:53,520
Right, so you posted that video
348
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,000
so I would see
that I'm surrounded by assholes?
349
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:59,400
Because you're so fucking friendless!
350
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:04,080
Who blows two guys at
the same time while being filmed?
351
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:08,120
How desperate for attention
can you get? I don't even know you!
352
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,880
Goddamn! You fucking whore!
353
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,880
You're such a fucking hypocrite.
354
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:26,360
You pretend to be nice,
but underneath the surface
355
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,080
you're just an insecure,
friendless nerd.
356
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,600
You're nothing without me.
357
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,080
A fucking zero.
358
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:41,880
Okay.
359
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:50,040
I'm not sure who got the best deal
in this situation.
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00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:00,320
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