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CONTAINS SEXUAL DEPICTIONS AND COARSE LANGUAGE.

Oh shit, it's Marion from 3A.

Is that Jesper???

Sandwich-Marion!!!

Nice pussy.

So fucking stupid

-Damn!!! This is juicy!!! -YOU WHORE, I'm going to kill you!

Hope the ones who shared this get caught.

That IS Jesper.

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Did you do this, Tobias?

This IS better than porn!

Hello? FUCK, FUCK, FUCK

It's not me.

Fredrik, is it you?

Seriously, I didn't post it.

WHO THE FUCK IS SOFUS?

NUMBER OF SHARES

Let's roll on Monday.

That's what they do down in

-Let's go. -How many?

If we have two, we can be

But we can drive the bus too.

-Hey. -Hey.

Hi.

-What's up? -Yeah, you know

Knock it off.

-Learning about boats and stuff. -It's awesome.

-Yeah. -Knock it off.

-I'll call you later. -Okay.

-Have fun guys. -We will.

-Hey, babe. -Hi!

You look a little pale. You okay? Tired after the weekend?

Yeah, I'm not myself.

Poor little sweetie.

I fell asleep. That tells you how much MDMA I've been taken lately.

It has no effect anymore. Are you drinking enough water?

I have no idea. I just have major heart palpitations.

Yeah, because Christian is over there. We heard the big news.

-What? -We know what happened.

The boys talk. They can't keep their mouths shut.

Aren't you happy?

I thought all you wanted was to make sweet love to Christian.

Yeah, of course.

Was it romantic, or was it more hardcore fucking?

It was really nice, actually. But where did you go?

Jesper and I woke up spooning.

We've never just slept together. He just wants to fuck all the time.

-That's great. -Fuck, fuck.

Why are you talking about fucking?

-Marion just got laid. -You did?

-We were just talking about it. -Just as we thought.

Thank you. I would like to thank the bus.

-Yes, thanks. -It has a get it on-guarantee.

-Holy shit, you horny bastard. -I'm proud of you.

Good for you, woman. Get it on.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six

One, two, three

What's wrong?

I can't open my eyes.

-I told you to take those lashes off. -I can't take them off.

-Are they permanent? -None of your business.

-What is going on here? -Shut up, I can do this blindfolded.

-What are you doing? Stop. -I'll cut them off if you don't.

-I will. -OK. When?

I will, alright?

Your damn lashes are not fucking up Miami for me.

Put that away.

-You were a bitch at practice. -You're not fucking up Miami.

I can't believe you're so vain

that you're using false lashes that affects your sport.

-That's insane. -You're the vainest person I know.

-Yeah, but not like that. -You're more intellectual and cool.

But whatever. You care about your looks just as much as I do.

Yeah, but you've become a bimbo. You're just like Sanna now.

-Jerk. -You're a jerk.

-Christian is a jerk. -Damn, not Christian again.

Why doesn't he call?

Why should he call? Did you plan something?

He was very into me on the weekend, but I haven't heard from him.

He was pretty standoffish at school today.

You're stressing out about nothing.

Do you think he's playing hard to get?

I don't know. I hate games like that.

I'm just wondering what he's feeling.

Just because you had sex, doesn't mean he's feeling anything.

He's a player.

He just seemed so into me the next day.

I don't get why you're stressing out.

Did something more happen?

It's been a whole day without a Snap or text or anything.

Exactly. One day, that's nothing.

To be honest, he hasn't been very nice to you.

He slips you an MDMA while you're kissing. That's not right.

-It was really romantic. -No, it wasn't.

Don't worry about the MDMA. That's not the problem.

So what's the problem?

You just had romantic sex with a guy you've always had a crush on.

I don't get what the problem is.

I'm losing my mind. What if he's in the hospital?

Damn, you've lost it.

You're too good for him, so no need to stress out.

-Join us tomorrow. -Doing what?

Go rolling.

I thought that's only for the people on the bus.

I talked to the others and they said yes.

Please, I need you as my wing-woman. Listen.

I have plans.

-You have plans? -Yes.

-What kind of plans? -Some big and cool ones.

Big plans? Nope, you're coming with me.

-No. -Yes.

No, seriously... No.

No.

Okay, I'll come with you.

-You'll come? -I'll come.

Thanks. We have a plan, then.

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Yuck, what's up with Marion?

Where did you get it??

Someone in my class.

Who?!?

Promised not to tell.

TELL ME!

NO!

I'm on the bus already! Hurry up!

Before Christian gets here

Shit.

Did I get wrinkles during the russ celebration?

Very funny.

No, seriously.

Maybe you should take preventative Botox?

-Can't look like an old woman. -Then you wouldn't be on this bus.

-Do I look like an old woman? -No, you don't.

-What are you talking about? -If Tuva should take Botox.

That might make her an eight.

Shut up with your ranking stuff.

It's caveman-like.

-You're not even on the list. -No, thank God.

You say that, but you know that means you're a nobody?

You know what happens if someone hooks up with you?

They get 15 lashings.

Just go fuck a rabbit.

My God, relax. The ranking is not an exact science.

Marion, for instance, is prettier with her clothes on.

Come on. Shut up.

-What? -Are you just using people?

-I was joking. -But I'm serious.

Are girls just butts and thighs to you?

They are real people with thoughts and feelings.

My mom is probably the angriest feminist in the country.

-You learned nothing. -Marion knew I was kidding.

-How do you know? -I saw it.

-Oh, my God. -What's going on?

Hi. Can you take this?

-You're spoiling the mood. -Those two don't fucking get it.

Marit, I'm sick of the arguing. Get off the bus.

Marion.

Marion, you don't know how lame he is.

How can someone be so touchy? I don't get it.

Marit, do a lap around the bus. I don't care, just get off.

Holy shit.

Hurry up. We're heading out.

Huh?

Hello!

Hello!

OSLO TAXI

-Oslo taxi. -Hi, I need a taxi.

Sure. What's the address?

Well, I'm kind of by Hvervenbukta. One of the streets in the woods.

So there's no street address.

I can't send a car without an address.

But I have it on maps. I can text you a pin.

I can't send a car without an address.

But I can see Oslo from here. Just look at the map and you're here.

-Call back when you have an address. -But I'm alone in the woods.

You want to be responsible for me walking three hours to get home?

-I'm sorry. -Hello? Fuck.

-Hi. -Hi.

Ready for a match?

Yes, I figured we could play a different type of match.

Lazy Boy, a different type of match. I understand.

Perv.

-Who's that? Do you have another man? -No, it's my mom.

Answer it. It's important to be nice to your mom.

Absolutely. But so is being nice to your daughter.

We haven't talked in three months and I'm not telling her where I am.

-She doesn't know you're in Norway? -No, she doesn't.

We are very different, my mom and I.

How so?

Something happened before I left Sweden.

She didn't support me, she judged me instead.

You're so sweet when you drop your hard outer shell.

Yeah, I'm not as hard as people think I am.

But someone else here might be a little hard, right?

Not quite yet. Maybe if you took your mask off.

No, forget it. I thought you loved this mask.

I do, but I'm a little sick of it. I would love to see you.

-Give it a rest. Not going to happen. -Oh, my God.

-Come on... -No, forget it.

How can we move forward in this relationship, if I can't see you?

Relationship?

-Yes. -We haven't met.

No, but that might be the next step. To meet up.

Like two normal people?

Yeah, like two normal people

who actually feel each other's body heat when they're having sex

not just a cold, hard keyboard.

OK, but

-If I do it... -Yes.

-no fucking screenshots, OK? -Don't worry.

I'm serious. You have to promise me.

-Of course, I'll promise. -Promise, promise.

I promise. You know you can trust me.

Think of all the crap you've got on me, Fanny.

-Hi. -Hi.

Oh, my God. You're really pretty. Much prettier than I thought.

Thank you.

Oh, man. Are you kidding me?

You're Joystick Girl. You're so racy.

Damn. You're so kinky. Why didn't you tell me you're Joystick Girl?

No, no.

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