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Hi. Are you okay?

-What the fuck are you doing? -What do you think?

What? Are you kidding, or have you gone crazy?

I told you to delete the video, and you shared it on Facebook!

-Are you freaked out about the video? -Freaked out? Everyone hates me!

Marion! I didn't share it, and it's been removed.

Then you sent it to someone. Someone else has it.

Are you insane? Why the hell would I do that?

Why would I do that?

You probably shared it with your bitchy friends, and they uploaded it.

I don't know what happened, but I haven't done anything.

Hey, hey, hey. Please.

Don't create unnecessary drama when everything should be good.

Please. Hey?

Hey

I think you're great, no matter what.

No matter what people say. No matter what they talk about.

Hey, look at me. Please.

Okay? I think you're great, no matter what.

Don't be so fucking hysterical!

I guess you shouldn't have done what you did.

What?

If you didn't want to make enemies.

I didn't want to sleep with Jesper at all.

You and I were supposed to

I was drunk and stoned.

What the fuck are you saying?

Are you accusing me of rape?

I know your cat's name is Sofus! You did this!

Are you insane?

My cat? Are you kidding me? Do you think I would do that?

If you're so fucking insecure, maybe you shouldn't take drugs!

You can't take lots of drugs

and have sex and then cry rape afterwards.

You came twice!

Fucking hell!

Tell me about yourself.

Tell me about yourself.

Who are you?

Who are you?

I'm kidding.

Can you tell me about yourself? I don't know anything.

What?

I don't know. Something about yourself.

I know who I am.

Okay. What

What's your favorite color?

I don't know. Maybe purple?

Was that a question to me? I didn't get that. I asked you.

Sorry.

Maybe something like that. Orange.

-Orange. -Sort of like that.

Right. This is really nice. My mom bought it.

Anything else?

I like swimming.

Goddamn! Yes! Good!

Okay, where do you swim? In the ocean? In the bathtub?

-The bathtub! -Where do you splash around?

I'm a synchronized swimmer.

Synchronized swimmer.

Fuck, you're like a water ballerina? That's what it is?

-You could say that. -You're really flexible, then?

-Yeah. -You are?

Fuck, why didn't you tell me that yesterday?

We could have completed the Kama Sutra.

-We'll have to try again. -I think we do.

-Are you any good? -At Kama Sutra?

No, at synchronized swimming.

-Yeah, I am. -That's great.

Marit and I are applying for a college scholarship in Miami.

-Wow! In America? Cool. -Synchronized swimmers.

Oh, my God.

I'm also going to America.

-To Chicago. -Are you?

To study business.

But we could meet up

in the spring break, down at the beach.

-You in a bikini. -And you in cool shades.

Some cool shades. Definitely.

-Yeah. Wet T-shirt contest. -Yeah, and foam parties.

All of that stuff. It's awesome.

-Then I have to get in. -You do.

If not, you'll ruin everything for me, yourself and everyone.

We have the best chances on our team.

You do? Nice.

-Is Marit your best friend? -Yeah.

She is?

She's a bit uptight. I think she's a little

-But she's probably nice. -She's nice.

We're going to live together in South Beach.

You know the Swedish chick in Real Housewives of South Beach?

Real Housewives of South Beach.

I haven't watched that, but it sounds fun,

and I'm sure it's really interesting. Can you tell me more?

We're going to get a house like the one she has.

A huge one by the canal, with

a pier, a yacht

palm trees and everything.

-Cool. -Yeah.

-I love America. -Have you been there?

-Nope. -Nope.

But you know the language. "Nope."

Hello?

I could use some help.

Great! That's it for today. Marit!

Marit?

Are you mad?

-Talk to me. -So now you want to talk.

What happened to your feet?

I get it if you're mad about what happened yesterday.

Do you realize that I had to walk home?

No! Oh, my God!

I was really wasted. You know what it's like.

I don't know what it's like to be so inconsiderate.

Do you know how hard it was for me to get home?

We agreed to always go home together, and you just ditched me.

We made that agreement in the sixth grade.

We're adults now.

We have to think about what's best for ourselves, not each other.

I got a chance to be with Christian, and I took it.

Wow.

So you grew up overnight.

Cool. Congratulations. The only thing I did

was to defend you in front of those chauvinistic assholes,

and in return I'm thrown off the bus,

and you stayed there to whore up to the guy who gave me shit.

I didn't know it was that bad for you. I'm sorry, Marit.

I should have gone home with you.

But suddenly, things were going well with Christian.

I just didn't want to seem desperate, you know, or annoyed.

I didn't want to ruin the mood.

That's really desperate, after the way he treated you.

-Yuck! -What do you mean?

He's really nice.

We were together the whole night and today.

He's nice?

You have no idea who you're talking about.

But you do?

-What do you mean? -Forget it.

You'll figure it out.

Okay.

Hey... I'm really sorry.

If I had gone home, I wouldn't have hooked up with Christian,

and right then I had to prioritize that.

-You and I can be together anytime. -Yeah.

I'm so hungover!

-Did you notice that in the pool? -A little.

I'm good even when I'm hungover.

LOGIN TO CHAT USERNAME: INTERNETVILLAIN

Any new hot girls from Oslo/Bærum?

I got something new, but it's going to cost you.

This is Frida from Jar, 16 years old.

This is Marion from Jar, 19 years old.

Do you have more info?

You first.

Frida goes to Ski high school, class 1B.

This is Marion Løvås, 3B Aker high school.

Works at Shell, Holmenkollen.

Where did you get the video?

It's everywhere!!

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Hi.

I don't have the money.

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I feel like I've strained my dick.

-Hi. -Hey.

-Hi. -Hi.

Good morning, everyone.

Today we're exploring the national realism.

We'll discuss this painting by Christian Krohg from 1885.

It's called "Albertine in the Police Doctor's Waiting-Room."

Can someone tell me why this painting was controversial?

Because she was a whore.

That's one way to put it.

It's not the word I would have used, but when Krogh painted this,

this was a highly tabooed theme.

He wanted to show what happened to Albertine.

She went from being a seamstress to becoming a prostitute.

It was a dramatic change in her life.

If we look at this painting, we see

Sanna: I never want to see your ugly face again.

SOFUS shared a post

Oh shit, it's Marion from 3A.

Is that Jesper???

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UNKNOWN CALLER

MISSED CALL (3)

UNKNOWN CALLER

MISSED CALL (4)

UNKNOWN CALLER

-Hello? -Hi, Marion.

You don't know me.

My name's Fanny, and I'm a hacktivist.

-I help people like you. -Like me?

Girls whose nudes or sex tapes have been leaked.

-How did you know that? -Marion, it's fine.

This is my job.

I've seen your tape, and I think I can help you.

If we work together, we can figure out who leaked the tape.

Hello?

I understand if you're skeptical

and have trouble trusting people right now.

But I can make sure the culprit gets punished.

Yeah.

But

It's already been removed. Facebook has censored it.

Facebook? Was it on Facebook?

I found it on an international revenge porn site.

Revenge porn site?

So you didn't see the Sofus post?

Sofus?

Right. Shall we figure out who Sofus is?

And how that person got access to the tape.

Do you remember who

filmed it?

His name is Jesper.

Jesper Olsen. Right.

What about Christian Jepsen? Could he have access to the tape?

They might have sent it to each other.

Then there's Sanna, Jesper's girlfriend.

What's she like?

Do you think any of the three could be Sofus?

How do you know all this? Who are you, really?

Have you been stalking us? What's?

No, Marion. I'm not stalking you.

I'm here to help. I want to help

Sofus

Hi.

Your mom said you haven't eaten. That you're sick.

Hey

I heard what happened.

It's going to be fine.

-No, it's not. -It is.

No, people are sending me a lot of shit.

I was called by someone named Fanny, who's a hacker.

-She's stalked me. -A hacker?

What's a hacker going to do?

She wanted to help me find the one who leaked it.

But... everyone knows Christian is the one who shared it.

Maybe it's not him.

He has treated you badly all along.

You just haven't seen it.

Who asks a girl to have a threesome and films it in the first place?

That just happened. He didn't force me.

-I was so stupid! -No.

Everyone can make mistakes.

We all make mistakes, but

Christian made the biggest mistake. He's the one who shared it.

I'm not sure it's him. He's really nice.

You just haven't seen him clearly.

He has to be Sofus.

But never mind who shared it.

He's an idiot for putting you in this situation.

I can't imagine you saying,

"Yes, please, let's have a threesome and film it."

I agreed to it.

But I didn't see that they filmed it.

I understand.

You agreed to it because he had drugged you.

It's going to be fine, okay?

You just have to

talk to Christian.

Confront him and say, "You know what?

You can't do things like this."

You don't share a girl with your friend

and then spread the video to the whole world.

-You just don't. -No.

We'll make him stop.

It's going to be all right.

You just have to be strong.

I'm here.

I'm so glad I have you.

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Tele-boy: I get so horny thinking about how crazy you are!

Tele-boy: I need to see joystick girl right now!

Oh, my God.

Internetvillain: Fuck off!

Tele-boy: I'll do anything!

Internetvillain: Give me some passwords.

Send Tele offers to the following:

Tele-boy: Then you'd better send me something really dirty!

Tele-boy: Joystick girl style!

Internetvillain: OK.

Tele-boy: That's my girl.

Leave it by the door.

What the hell! Are you looking at this?

Have you never seen a hairy cunt before?

You fucking porn-addled brat. Fuck off!

Subtitles: Aleksander Kerr www.plint.com