Original subtitles

CONTAINS SEXUAL DEPICTIONS AND COARSE LANGUAGE

-Call an ambulance! -Marion! What happened?

Marion, can you hear me?

Marion!

What happened?

EPISODE 1

EPISODE 7

Zero-fucker!

12 HOURS EARLIER

You fucked a zero!

Chill out, Christian! Only ten strikes left!

Four! Five!

You fucked a zero!

Zero-fucker!

Zero, zero, zero!

That's enough! Damn it, that's enough!

MARIT CALLING

Hi, this is Marion. Try again later.

SOFUS has posted something

Oh shit, it's Marion from 3A

Fucking hell!! This is so sick!!

YOU FUCKING WHORE, I'll kill you!

Oh, damn! Poor girl! I hope they catch whoever leaked this.

INSANE! How stupid is she?

Does anyone have a working link?

Sending you the file now :)

I've watched this 30 times!

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Two coaches are coming from Miami to rate you

and determine who deserves the scholarship.

Miami, here we come.

If you're already a pair, you will work as a duo.

We'll take five minutes.

We're definitely the best team.

We can do anything we want.

We're perfect.

-They'd never pick just one of us. -No.

Imagine the apartment we'll get in Miami.

Condo, Marit. They're called condos.

I've seen it in Real Housewives of Miami.

Right.

Marit is Sofus.

Why the fuck are you still here? Take a taxi to the police station.

Turn yourself in.

I have to sleep. The Miami audition is tomorrow.

You're the world's worst best friend.

-It wasn't me. -Don't give me that shit.

That hacker knows what she's talking about.

Once a zero, always a zero.

Sanna: I hate you

Ugly cunt!

BURN!

UGLY FUCK

CUNT

WHORE

Oh, shit!

-You look crazy. -What do you mean?

You have "zero" written on your face.

ZERO

Are you leaving already?

Yeah.

I think you look tired.

I'm not tired.

Can you pass me the Biola?

Biola.

Thank you.

Will you be home before the audition?

I can drive you.

No, I'll go there straight from work.

I have to be there early to practice.

Do you have to work today?

I have to, if I want to go to Miami.

You're working hard and earning your own money.

That's great.

I have to get going.

Your mom and I are proud of you, no matter what happens today.

Oslo police department.

Is this... Can I report people here?

Yes, you can.

I would like to share an anonymous tip about a hacker.

She has harassed me

and hacked the message accounts of me and all my friends.

She has gone to people's houses and threatened them,

and she pretends to be someone else.

Her name is Fanny Andersson.

MARIT'S INBOX

LITTLE SIS

Little Sis: Eeewww, what's Marion doing?

Hacker Fanny: Marit got the sex video from her sister

before the Sofus post was published...

-Hello! -We have to take a piss!

We have to take a piss!

It's closed!

So there's no one here?

Are you a little nervous? We're so early.

You and Marion can do anything.

You're an amazing team.

And when... if you get to Miami, it's...

Stop! What are you doing?

I'll cut them off if you don't remove them.

-I'll remove them! -Okay! When?

-Don't fuck up my chance for Miami. -You were such a bitch earlier.

You're the world's vainest person with those lashes.

No top athletes wear permanent lashes that affect their sport.

You're the vainest person I know.

-Those look good! -It's not Saturday.

What about a Troika?

Nothing else. Come on.

-Hi. -Hello.

Okay. Hello.

And pump number two.

There's something wrong with the register. Sorry.

-That'll be 427 kroner. -Yeah.

Thank you. Grab the ice cream, girls.

-Have a nice day. -Bye.

-Why couldn't we get those? -No, this is enough.

Hi, Marion.

I'm looking for the cucumber.

Do you have it back there?

Agurk , as you say in Norwegian.

MARION CALLING

This is Fanny. You know what to do.

NUMBER OF SHARES TODAY

This is Fanny. You know what to do.

Christian fucked a zero.

We'll get into that school, go to Miami

get rich and have a huge house on the beach.

On the weekends we'll...

This is Fanny.

This is Fanny. You know what to do.

What do you want?

Why are you causing me so much pain?

Subtitles: Aleksander Kerr www.plint.com