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(horns honk)
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IT'S QUINOA, JOAN.
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I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE
THE INSIDE OF A BEANIE BABY,
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BUT IT'S JAMMED WITH PROTEIN.
I FINISHED MY COUNSELING
SESSIONS FOR THE DAY,
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AND I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING
TONIGHT,
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IF YOU NEED AN EXTRA HAND
IN THE KITCHEN.
I'M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT
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ASKING OUR VOLUNTEER
PSYCHIATRIST TO PEEL POTATOES.
TREVOR,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR
ROMANTIC EVENING WITH KEVIN
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BEFORE HE GOES TO AFRICA?
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HE'S GETTING ON A PLANE
IN THREE HOURS.
WHO'S KEVIN?
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KEVIN KEVIN. YOU KNOW, KEVIN?
HUMANITARIAN KEVIN,
STATUE-OF-DAVID-ASS KEVIN?
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LOOK HE'S AT THE FUND-RAISER
AT THE MUSEUM EIGHT BLOCKS AWAY,
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WHICH IS WHERE YOU SHOULD BE.
THEN HE'S GETTING IN A CAR
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AND HE'S GOING TO THE AIRPORT.
WE ONLY GOT, LIKE, 20 MINUTES.
20 MINUTES FOR WHAT?
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I MEAN, HOW DO YOU TWO
EVEN KNOW EACH--
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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
CAN YOU WIG OUT
IN, LIKE, AN HOUR?
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I'M ON A TICKING CLOCK HERE.
I BROUGHT RILEY
TO ONE SINGLES GROUP.
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I EVEN MADE SURE
SHE DIDN'T SIT NEAR YOU.
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I THOUGHT THE "NO MATCHING
MY FRIENDS" RULE WAS A GIVEN.
I-I CAN'T DO IT.
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(woman) DRAG HER OUT, TREVOR.
HE WANTS YOU TO GO TO AFRICA
WITH HIM.
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(scoffs)
HE--HE WANTS ME
TO GO WITH HIM?
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LOOK, RILEY, I KNOW
YOU'VE BEEN BURNED BEFORE,
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BUT I'M TELLING YOU,
THIS GUY IS THE REAL DEAL.
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OKAY.
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(grunts) OH!
(laughs)
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OKAY, MAYBE WE SHOULD
TAKE A DEEP BREATH
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AND JUST THINK ABOUT THIS
FOR A MINUTE.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO RUN OFF
TO AFRICA WITH SOME GUY?
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WELL, IT'S JUST A WEEK,
AND HE'S NOT "SOME GUY."
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HE'S AN INTERNATIONAL
RELIEF WORKER.
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I'M SURPRISED THE GUY
HASN'T BEEN KNIGHTED.
TREVOR MET HIM AT TRES EQUIS,
AND THEN WE HIT IT OFF.
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IT'S BEEN
THIS 3-WEEK WHIRLWIND.
3 WEEKS? I'VE NEVER
EVEN HEARD YOU MENTION HIM.
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BECAUSE EVERY TIME
I BRING UP MY LOVE LIFE,
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YOU POINT OUT
THAT I'M REENACTING
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A CODEPENDENT RELATIONSHIP WITH
A NARCISSISTIC FATHER FIGURE
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OR--OR EXPOSING
DEEP-SEATED TRUST ISSUES.
THAT DOES SOUND LIKE YOU.
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IT'S LIKE TRYING
TO GO TO DINNER
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WITH YOUR WEIGHT WATCHERS
GROUP LEADER.
MAYBE THIS IS WHY
YOU DON'T HAVE GIRLFRIENDS.
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CLAIRE HAS GIRLFRIENDS.
I'M ONE OF THEM.
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SOMETIMES, THOUGH,
I JUST NEED SOMEONE SUPPORTIVE
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MORE THAN I NEED
EXPERT ADVICE.
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COME WITH US.
I WANT YOU TO MEET HIM.
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LET'S GO! LET'S GO! GO! GO!
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(brakes squeal)
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(British accent)
YOU'RE HERE.
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I-I WAS WORRIED
I WAS JUST A LARK TO YOU.
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ANYTHING BUT.
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BEHOLD MY DIVINE HANDIWORK.
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(camera shutter clicking)
WHAT THE H--
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WHO ARE YOU?
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NICK KAZARIAN,
BOWERY INVESTIGATIONS.
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CONGRATULATIONS, MR. COLLIER.
YOU JUST HAD YOUR PICTURE TAKEN
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BY THE BEST P.I.
IN THE TRISTATE AREA.
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YOUR WIFE HIRED ME
TWO WEEKS AGO,
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CALLED ME ALL THE WAY
FROM LONDON.
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GUESS THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME
THIS HAPPENED. CHEERIO.
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REMIND ME AGAIN--
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YOU BELIEVE
YOU'RE THE GOD OF WHAT?
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♪♪
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HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
IT'S COMPLETELY IRRESPONSIBLE!
HOW DO YOU NOT SEE
HOW HORRIBLE I FEEL?
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I COULDN'T FEEL WORSE
IF I WERE IMPALED ON SOMETHING.
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WELL, I SAY
LET'S TEST THAT THEORY.
I KNOW THIS IS
GONNA COME AS A SHOCK.
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THE OTHER PEOPLE
IN THE WORLD WHO ARE NOT YOU
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MAKE MISTAKES.
IF YOU STOP AND THINK,
EVEN FOR A MILLISECOND--
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I DID PAUSE TO THINK
THIS TIME, WHICH I NEVER DO.
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YOU KNOW, SOMETHING FELT
A LITTLE... WONKY.
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WONKY?
YEAH. YOU KNOW,
IT LOOKED SO GOOD ON PAPER.
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STILL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
LESSON LEARNED--OBEY THE GUT.
THAT IS NOT THE LESSON.
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THE LESSON IS
TO STOP INTERFERING.
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CAN YOU GET A ROOM ALREADY?
GOD!
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FIGHTING IS ANOTHER SIGN
OF ATTRACTION, YOU KNOW?
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SHE TALKS ABOUT IT
IN HER BOOK.
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WELL, ACTUALLY, THAT'S
A SIMPLIFICATION. WHAT I SAID--
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CLAIRE, I HAVE JUST BEEN
ROMANTICALLY BITCH-SLAPPED,
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AND NOW THERE ARE PICTURES OF ME
MAKING OUT WITH A MARRIED MAN
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OUT THERE, IN THE WORLD.
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SAINT KEVIN--
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HE ALREADY OFFERED ME QUADRUPLE
FOR THE PHOTOS,
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AND I TURNED HIM DOWN.
WE WERE HOPING
TO EXPLAIN THE SITUATION.
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YOU KNOW,
MAYBE YOU CAN HELP US OUT.
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YEAH, I'M NOT REALLY
WHAT YOU CALL A HELPER.
MY FRIEND'S
AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER.
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SHE DIDN'T KNOW KEVIN
WAS MARRIED.
I FIGURED AS MUCH,
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BUT MAYBE SHE SHOULD HAVE DONE
A LITTLE LESS HAND-HOLDING
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AND A LITTLE MORE
RING FINGER-CHECKING.
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THE GUY'S GOT
A TELLTALE TAN LINE.
WHEN DID YOU SEE US
HOLDING HANDS?
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WELL, HIS WIFE HIRED ME
TWO WEEKS AGO.
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I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU, THOUGH.
NO MONEY SHOT UNTIL TONIGHT.
YOU KNEW
I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS MARRIED,
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AND YOU JUST--YOU WATCHED ME
GET REELED IN?
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YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN ME
A HEADS-UP.
WHAT DO YOU THINK TONIGHT WAS?
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I MEAN, DO YOU THINK I MAKE IT
A HABIT OF INTRODUCING MYSELF
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TO PEOPLE I'M PHOTOGRAPHING?
OH, SO YOU WAITED
UNTIL YOU GOT YOUR MONEY SHOT
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TO BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING.
WHAT ARE WE, GIRLFRIENDS?
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IT'S NOT REALLY THE NATURE OF
MY JOB TO PROTECT THE MISTRESS.
"OH, I WAS
JUST DOING MY JOB"--
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IS THAT WHAT YOU TELL YOURSELF
WHEN YOU TRY TO SLEEP AT NIGHT?
NO, TO GET TO SLEEP,
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I USE THE SAME TOOLS
EVERY OTHER P.I. USES--
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BOURBON AND PHONE SEX.
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,
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"I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB"
IS THE LAST THING I HEAR
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BEFORE NODDING OFF.
THAT IS REPULSIVE.
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REALLY? GREAT.
DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE LEAVING?
GOD, DID YOU GET BEAT UP,
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LIKE, EVERY DAY IN HIGH SCHOOL?
I SWEAR, THE SECOND
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YOUR MOUTH OPENS,
MY FISTS CLENCH. OH, MY GOD.
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SHOULDN'T YOU GO ROLL
YOUR LITTLE ANGER BALL
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OVER TO THE GUY
WHO ACTUALLY SCREWED YOU OVER?
YEAH, I-I DON'T KNOW
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WHAT THE HELL AN ANGER BALL IS,
BUT I WANT TO THROW IT AT YOU.
LOOK, IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF I GIVE YOU THE PHOTOS.
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I ALREADY SENT THE JPEGs
TO YOUR BOYFRIEND'S WIFE.
WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU DIDN'T WASTE ANY TIME.
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ACTUALLY, THIS RIGHT HERE--
HUGE WASTE OF TIME.
WILL YOU TWO
GET A ROOM ALREADY?
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IF HE'S ALREADY MAILED
THE PICTURES,
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THEN WE'RE DONE HERE...
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UNLESS THE TWO OF YOU
ARE ENJOYING YOURSELVES.
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(door closes)
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YOU KNOW,
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MY DAD PROPOSED TO MY MOM
AT A YANKEES GAME.
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HOW MUCH WOULD YOU TAKE
FOR THIS?
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I THOUGHT YOU THROWING
YOUR PARENTS A PARTY
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WAS THE ANNIVERSARY GIFT.
YEAH, BUT I FEEL LIKE
I GOTTA GIVE 'EM
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SOMETHING ON TOP OF THAT.
IT'S THEIR 40th.
40th IS RUBY, NOT BASEBALL.
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(chuckles)
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOUR PARENTS HAVE BEEN
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HAPPILY PAIRED UP FOR 40 YEARS,
YET YOU LOOK LIKE A MONK.
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YEAH, I'M SAVING MYSELF
FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL.
HELLO? CAN I GET A DRINK?
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SORRY. NORMALLY OUR LOVELY,
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YET VICIOUS AND VINDICTIVE
COCKTAIL WAITRESSES
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HANDLE TABLE SERVICE.
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AND HERE I THOUGHT
I WAS SPECIAL.
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SPECIAL, HUH?
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(chuckles)
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M SORRY,
BUT I COULDN'T HELP
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BUT NOTICE THAT
YOU'RE NOT WEARING A RING.
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NOW IF I MIGHT BE SO BOLD,
WHAT'S YOUR TASTE IN MEN?
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LESS BOLD.
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PERFECT.
(mouths word)
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NO THINKING, JUST MATCHING.
NO THINKING, JUST MATCHING.
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HEY, BOSS.
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WOMAN AT TABLE NINE SAYS
SHE WANTS TO SPEAK TO THE OWNER.
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(groans)
I... (mutters)
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HI. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
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CAN YOU TURN INTO A DRY MARTINI
AND TAKE A SEAT RIGHT HERE?
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EXCUSE ME?
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I'D LIKE A DRY MARTINI,
UP WITH A TWIST.
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(chuckles) I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT
YOU WANTED TO SEE THE OWNER.
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I WANTED TO SEE
SOMEONE GET ME A DRINK.
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IF IT HAS TO BE YOU,
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I CAN PROBABLY FIND A WAY
TO DEAL WITH THAT.
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(chuckles)
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IS THAT
A VODKA MARTINI OR...
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HEY.
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I WANT MY BASEBALL.
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UH, IT'S THURMAN MUNSON'S
BASEBALL.
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HE WROTE HIS NAME ON IT.
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OKAY.
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THE P.I. TRACKED ME DOWN.
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WELL, YOU WERE WEARING
THE NAME OF THE BAR
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ON YOUR SHIRT YESTERDAY,
SO CLEARLY YOU WANTED TO SEE ME.
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I HAPPENED TO NOTICE
YOUR SCREENSAVER.
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THOSE WERE SOME LOVINGLY SHOT
IMAGES OF RILEY.
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SO I DON'T MEET
THAT MANY SEXY SOCIAL WORKERS
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IN MY LINE OF WORK.
THEN I SAY EMBRACE
YOUR GOOD FORTUNE.
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YOU TWO HAD A REAL SPARK.
LOOK, I MAKE MY LIVING
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CHRONICLING THE DISINTEGRATION
OF HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
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MONOGAMY IS FUTILE,
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LOVE NEVER LASTS,
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AND MARRIAGE IS
AN ARCHAIC INSTITUTION
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DOOMED TO FAILURE.
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(pats counter)
YOU HAVE A NICE DAY.
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WAIT.
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DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE OPPOSED
TO DOING A GIRL A FAVOR?
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I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T FEEL YOU
COULD TALK TO ME ABOUT KEVIN.
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MM. THE SAD THING IS IT WOULDN'T
HAVE MATTERED IF I DID.
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THE ONLY DIFFERENCE WOULD HAVE
BEEN YOU SAYING "I TOLD YOU SO."
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THANK YOU
FOR STAYING THROUGH DINNER.
I DON'T WANT TO SAY
"I TOLD YOU SO."
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I JUST WANT TO BE A FRIEND,
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A NORMAL, NON-RELATIONSHIP
EXPERT FRIEND
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WHO YOU CAN DO REGULAR
GIRLFRIEND STUFF WITH.
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WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT GETTING
TOGETHER OUTSIDE OF THE CENTER,
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AND WE NEVER DO.
YEAH, I GUESS WE NEVER DID TAKE
THOSE NIA DANCE CLASSES, DID WE?
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OR TRAIN FOR THAT HALF MARATHON,
WHICH WE COULD STILL DO.
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I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
TOMORROW MORNING, 6:00 A.M.?
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WE CAN EVEN START
FROM YOUR PLACE.
OKAY, BUT WE'RE MAKING A PACT
TO NOT TALK ABOUT MEN.
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DONE. D-O-N-E.
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(laughs)
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THIS IS THE POLISH.
THIS IS THE RUSSIAN.
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MM...
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OKAY. TASTE THE RUSSIAN.
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ARE YOU TRYING
TO GET ME DRUNK?
OH, COME ON.
IT'S BARELY A SIP.
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I'M DOING IT, TOO,
AND I'M WORKING.
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♪♪
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THAT'S THE SAME ONE
I JUST TASTED.
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OKAY.
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YOU CAN TASTE THE DIFFERENCE
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BETWEEN TOP-SHELF VODKA
AND THE CHEAP STUFF.
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I APOLOGIZE
FOR EVER DOUBTING YOU.
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(laughs)
SO WHAT BROUGHT YOU
TO MY FINE ESTABLISHMENT?
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I'M MEETING MY SON HERE.
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HE'S DATING SOMEONE NEW,
AND HE WANTS ME TO MEET HER.
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NO WAY YOU HAVE
A LEGAL AGE SON.
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SEE FOR YOURSELF.
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THAT'S MY SISTER.
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CELIA, CAN YOU CHECK ON JOHN
IN THE BACK?
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00:09:22,192 --> 00:09:26,202
YOU. I SURE HOPE YOU HAVE
A SEMI PARKED OUT FRONT
200
00:09:26,196 --> 00:09:29,096
FULL OF CANNED GOODS
AND DONATED TOYS.
201
00:09:29,099 --> 00:09:32,099
OKAY, YOU LOOK SURPRISED
TO SEE ME.
202
00:09:32,102 --> 00:09:34,102
YOUR FRIEND TREVOR
TOLD ME THAT THIS LATEST GUY
203
00:09:34,104 --> 00:09:37,014
WASN'T THE FIRST TIME
YOU'VE BEEN BURNED BY MEN.
204
00:09:37,007 --> 00:09:40,307
HE SAID YOU WANTED SOME TIPS
FOR SPOTTING THE BAD APPLES.
I-I SAID NO SUCH THING.
205
00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:44,280
MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO ME.
I'LL JUST GO.
206
00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,694
(sighs) WAIT.
207
00:09:49,019 --> 00:09:51,619
HE NEVER ANSWERED HIS CELL PHONE
IN FRONT OF YOU.
208
00:09:51,622 --> 00:09:54,592
YEAH, THAT DIDN'T SIGNAL TO ME
"DEGENERATE PHILANDERER."
209
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,104
THAT SAID "POLITE."
210
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,796
NO ONE'S THAT POLITE.
211
00:09:57,798 --> 00:10:00,868
AND HE ALWAYS PAID WITH CASH
BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT HIS WIFE
212
00:10:00,871 --> 00:10:03,101
TO SEE ANYTHING FISHY
ON HIS CREDIT CARD BILL.
213
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:06,113
I DON'T OFTEN GET
A POST SCREW-OVER PLAY-BY-PLAY
214
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:09,276
OF WHAT A JACKASS I AM.
I THINK WE CAN AGREE
THAT HE WAS THE JACKASS.
215
00:10:09,279 --> 00:10:13,939
OH. SO IS THIS WHERE YOU TRY
AND MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?
216
00:10:13,944 --> 00:10:15,924
HEY, IF IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
ALL THE TIME,
217
00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,986
I WOULDN'T HAVE A JOB, RIGHT?
(laughs)
218
00:10:17,988 --> 00:10:19,748
EXCUSE ME.
WHAT'S THIS?
219
00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:21,750
A RESTAURANT DONATED
SOME TABLECLOTHS,
220
00:10:21,752 --> 00:10:24,092
BUT IF YOU'D PREFER
THE PLASTIC...
221
00:10:24,094 --> 00:10:25,104
NO.
222
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,997
LOOK, UH, I APPRECIATE
THE TUTORIAL,
223
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,000
BUT, UH, MY PROBLEM ISN'T
WITH RECOGNIZING MARRIED MEN.
224
00:10:33,003 --> 00:10:35,273
IT'S THE FIRST TIME
THAT MISTAKE HAS BEEN MADE.
225
00:10:35,265 --> 00:10:37,135
IT'S FINDING AN HONEST MAN.
226
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,137
YOU MEAN THE HONEST MAN.
(laughs)
227
00:10:41,772 --> 00:10:44,822
LOOK, I-I DON'T MAKE THE RULES.
THIS IS BASIC NATURE.
228
00:10:44,815 --> 00:10:47,015
MEN ARE LOOKING
FOR YOUTH AND BEAUTY.
229
00:10:47,017 --> 00:10:49,947
THEY'LL LEAVE THEIR WIVES
FOR IT, ABANDON ENTIRE FAMILIES.
230
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,320
WOW. YOU MIGHT EVEN BE
TOUGHER ON MEN THAN I AM.
231
00:10:52,322 --> 00:10:55,032
NO, NO, NO. I'M AN EQUAL
OPPORTUNITY MISANTHROPE.
232
00:10:55,025 --> 00:10:57,025
THEY'LL DENY IT,
BUT A WOMAN WILL OVERLOOK
233
00:10:57,027 --> 00:10:59,157
JUST ABOUT ANYTHING
FOR A WEALTHY, POWERFUL MAN.
234
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:02,329
MISS HANES, I MADE THIS FOR YOU
AT THE REC CENTER.
235
00:11:02,332 --> 00:11:04,842
OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU, JESSIE.
236
00:11:06,196 --> 00:11:10,836
SEE? SOMEDAY THAT SWEET GIRL
WILL BREAK A MAN'S HEART
237
00:11:10,841 --> 00:11:14,171
FOR A BIGGER, BETTER OFFER.
WELL, MAYBE SHE'LL BE SMART,
AVOID LOVE ALTOGETHER.
238
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,184
APPARENTLY TODAY'S
FOOD DONATION INCLUDED
239
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:21,147
THE ENTIRE CHEESE COURSE
FROM BLUE HILL RESTAURANT.
240
00:11:21,151 --> 00:11:23,951
I GOTTA START EATING
IN SOUP KITCHENS MORE OFTEN.
241
00:11:23,954 --> 00:11:25,224
(laughs)
242
00:11:25,215 --> 00:11:26,885
TO JESSIE.
243
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:30,187
MAY SHE BE SMART
AND AVOID LOVE ALTOGETHER.
244
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,160
HEAR, HEAR.
245
00:11:32,162 --> 00:11:38,132
♪ YEAH, I THINK I'M GOING
OUT OF MY HEAD OVER YOU ♪
246
00:11:38,128 --> 00:11:40,268
GOD,
I CAN'T IMAGINE YOU MARRIED.
247
00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:42,200
(chuckles) WELL...
248
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,912
COULD YOU IMAGINE ME
PAYING ALIMONY ONCE A MONTH
249
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:47,405
TO A WOMAN WHO LIVES
WITH MY FORMER CAPTAIN?
250
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,437
FORMER CAPTAIN?
251
00:11:49,439 --> 00:11:51,139
YOU WERE A COP?
252
00:11:51,141 --> 00:11:52,381
YES, MA'AM.
253
00:11:52,382 --> 00:11:55,152
SO, UH, YOUR WIFE
AND THE CAPTAIN--
254
00:11:55,145 --> 00:11:58,385
UH, I TAKE IT THEY DIDN'T
HOOK UP AFTER YOUR DIVORCE.
255
00:11:58,388 --> 00:12:02,488
(chuckles) WOULDN'T THAT
HAVE BEEN THOUGHTFUL?
♪ OH, OH, OH ♪
256
00:12:02,492 --> 00:12:04,832
♪ I NEED YOU SO BADLY ♪
257
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:09,255
♪ CAN'T THINK
OF ANYTHING BUT YOU ♪
258
00:12:09,259 --> 00:12:11,129
WHAT'S WITH
THE BUCKET DRUMMING?
259
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:12,801
I DIDN'T ASK
FOR BUCKET DRUMMING.
260
00:12:12,803 --> 00:12:15,813
BUCKET DRUMMING
ISN'T ROMANTIC.
HE'S NOT OURS.
HE JUST WANDERED IN.
261
00:12:15,806 --> 00:12:17,806
WELL, GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
262
00:12:17,808 --> 00:12:20,808
I DIDN'T JUST SHUCK A POUND
OF OYSTERS FOR MY HEALTH.
263
00:12:20,811 --> 00:12:22,811
I'M CREATING A MOOD HERE.
SACRE BLEU.
264
00:12:22,813 --> 00:12:25,183
♪ ...OVER YOU, DAY AND NIGHT ♪
(laughs)
265
00:12:25,175 --> 00:12:28,345
♪ OUT OF MY HEAD ♪
266
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,418
GOOD CALL ON THE WAFFLES.
267
00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:32,420
YOU SEEM TO REALLY KNOW
YOUR FOOD.
268
00:12:32,422 --> 00:12:34,452
I GOT THAT FROM MY DAD.
269
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:37,164
HE WAS A COOK?
NO, HE LIKED TO EAT.
270
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,387
(chuckles)
271
00:12:38,388 --> 00:12:40,388
HE WAS ALSO A COP.
272
00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:42,490
AND HIS FATHER
WAS ALSO A COP.
273
00:12:42,492 --> 00:12:44,292
AND HIS FATHER...
274
00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:46,304
HE WAS A THIEF,
BUT AN EXCELLENT COOK.
275
00:12:46,296 --> 00:12:48,766
(laughs)
276
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,268
I BELIEVE AT ONE POINT
HE WAS THE PERSONAL CHEF
277
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,271
TO THE WARDEN OF, UH,
RIKERS ISLAND, ACTUALLY.
278
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,853
MM.
(bell tolling)
279
00:12:55,846 --> 00:12:58,206
YOU SHOULD LET ME
COOK FOR YOU.
280
00:12:58,208 --> 00:13:00,208
ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE UP
281
00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:02,780
FOR LETTING ME
GET MY HEART BROKEN?
282
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,282
YOU'RE NOT HEARTBROKEN.
283
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,094
YOU DIDN'T LOVE HIM.
I COULD TELL,
284
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:08,386
AND I DIDN'T EVEN NEED
A TELEPHOTO LENS.
285
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,088
ALTHOUGH, TRUE, IT HELPS.
286
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,890
I LIKED HIM.
287
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:15,132
I BELIEVED HIS INTENTIONS
WERE HONORABLE.
288
00:13:18,929 --> 00:13:22,969
THAT'S THE, UH, THIRD TIME
THAT TOWN CAR HAS PASSED US.
289
00:13:22,973 --> 00:13:25,143
SOME ANGRY HUSBAND
AFTER YOU?
290
00:13:25,135 --> 00:13:26,535
ALWAYS A POSSIBILITY.
(chuckles)
291
00:13:26,536 --> 00:13:28,336
(chuckles)
292
00:13:28,338 --> 00:13:31,538
UH, THIS IS MY PLACE.
293
00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:33,241
YEAH, I KNOW.
294
00:13:33,243 --> 00:13:34,443
RIGHT. (chuckles)
295
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,149
(Claire) RILEY?
296
00:13:45,255 --> 00:13:49,225
AND NOW I MUST KILL TREVOR.
297
00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:57,866
I CAN'T REMEMBER
THE LAST TIME
298
00:13:57,868 --> 00:14:00,338
I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT
BECAUSE I WANTED TO.
299
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,240
HE'S COOKING DINNER FOR ME
TONIGHT.
300
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:06,253
GO AHEAD. I SHOULDN'T BE
GETTING INVOLVED WITH SOMEONE,
301
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,946
ESPECIALLY A GUY WHO,
YESTERDAY,
302
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:11,148
I REFERRED TO AS "POND SCUM"
AND SAID LACKED COMPASSION.
303
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:15,231
I'M JUST A SUPPORTIVE FRIEND,
HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HAPPY.
304
00:14:15,225 --> 00:14:19,055
WOW. YOU'RE GOOD. (laughs)
305
00:14:20,330 --> 00:14:22,430
♪♪
306
00:14:22,432 --> 00:14:24,492
WE NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE CHAT.
307
00:14:24,494 --> 00:14:27,974
WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY,
"I NEED TO YELL AT YOU,"
308
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:30,968
SO I DON'T GET MY HOPES UP?
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE TRYING
TO MATCH RILEY UP AGAIN.
309
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,371
DID YOU NOT NOTICE HOW HORRIBLY
IT WENT THE LAST TIME?
310
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,353
WHICH IS WHY I'M REALLY BRINGING
MY "A" GAME HERE. I'M ATONING.
311
00:14:36,346 --> 00:14:38,346
SHE HASN'T SAID
MUCH ABOUT IT,
312
00:14:38,348 --> 00:14:40,548
BUT I'VE PICKED UP
ON A FEW THINGS.
313
00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:43,510
SHE'S GOT SOME
REAL TRUST ISSUES.
I THOUGHT YOU'D APPROVE.
314
00:14:43,513 --> 00:14:45,523
LOOK, TWO PEOPLE
WHO DON'T TRUST IN LOVE--
315
00:14:45,515 --> 00:14:47,485
THAT'S A THING IN COMMON--
316
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,487
A RELATIONSHIP MARKER,
IF YOU WILL.
317
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,519
AND I CONSIDER THEIR
COMBATIVE INITIAL ENCOUNTER
318
00:14:51,521 --> 00:14:55,301
SUBLIMINAL SABOTAGE INDICATING
A LATENT ATTRACTION.
YOU'VE BEEN READING MY BOOK?
319
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:58,295
I'M ON CHAPTER FOUR.
(whispers) IT'S GOOD.
WELL, KEEP READING,
320
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,328
AND YOU'LL SEE THAT
COMBATIVE INITIAL ENCOUNTERS
321
00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:02,400
USUALLY REQUIRE
TRAUMATIC CATHARSIS--
322
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,942
A JUMP OFF A CLIFF--AND MOST
RELATIONSHIPS DON'T SURVIVE IT.
323
00:15:05,936 --> 00:15:08,406
GREAT. CLIFF DIVING--
324
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,938
THAT'S THE SUBTITLE
OF MY BOOK--"BE BOLD."
325
00:15:14,084 --> 00:15:16,224
PLEASE TELL ME
YOU REMEMBER WHAT I DRINK.
326
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:19,146
I NEVER GET TO SAY,
"I'LL HAVE THE USUAL."
327
00:15:19,149 --> 00:15:21,419
I NEVER FORGET A FACE
OR A DRINK.
328
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:25,301
YESTERDAY WAS A BIT ODD,
HUH?
329
00:15:25,295 --> 00:15:28,125
YEAH, YEAH.
SMALL WORLD, HUH?
330
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:31,298
I'VE BEEN CONSIDERING
THE SITUATION.
331
00:15:31,301 --> 00:15:34,001
IT'S BEEN SIX MONTHS
SINCE MY DIVORCE,
332
00:15:34,004 --> 00:15:37,314
AND I HAVEN'T MET ANY MEN
WHOSE COMPANY I ENJOYED
333
00:15:37,307 --> 00:15:39,207
AS MUCH AS I ENJOYED YOURS
YESTERDAY.
334
00:15:39,209 --> 00:15:42,039
I WAS UNCHARACTERISTICALLY ON
YESTERDAY.
335
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,712
I'M NORMALLY KIND OF A DUD.
336
00:15:43,713 --> 00:15:45,253
(chuckles)
337
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,975
I THINK WE SHOULD GO OUT.
WE'RE ADULTS.
338
00:15:47,978 --> 00:15:51,318
CORY AND LITA ARE
NEARLY ADULTS.
339
00:15:51,321 --> 00:15:53,051
WHAT'S THE HARM?
340
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,158
OH, MY GOD.
341
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,330
THIS IS WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE
IN MEAT HEAVEN.
342
00:16:02,332 --> 00:16:05,402
IS THIS HOW YOU GET YOUR DATES
TO DO YOUR BIDDING FOR YOU?
343
00:16:05,395 --> 00:16:08,235
ACTUALLY, UH, NO,
I-I NEVER COOK FOR MY DATES.
344
00:16:08,238 --> 00:16:10,538
HONESTLY, UM,
SINCE MY WIFE LEFT ME,
345
00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:14,300
IT'S JUST BEEN ME AND A SERIES
OF FLOOZIES WITH PRIVILEGES,
346
00:16:14,304 --> 00:16:16,454
AND TAKEOUT CHINESE
USUALLY DOES THE TRICK.
347
00:16:16,446 --> 00:16:18,976
IF YOU WERE SATISFIED WITH
FLOOZIES WITH PRIVILEGES,
348
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,278
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE CREATED
349
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,280
A SCREENSAVER
WITH RILEY'S FACE ON IT.
350
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,612
WELL, I WAS A COP
FOR EIGHT YEARS,
351
00:16:24,614 --> 00:16:27,394
THEN A P.I.
FOR THE LAST SIX.
352
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,357
I DON'T MEET
MANY PURE PEOPLE,
353
00:16:29,359 --> 00:16:32,389
MANY GOOD,
REALLY GOOD PEOPLE.
354
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:35,232
AND LAST NIGHT WAS
JUST SO PERFECT.
355
00:16:35,225 --> 00:16:37,225
YOU KNOW, I...
356
00:16:37,227 --> 00:16:40,127
IT'S WEIRD HOW EVERYTHING
CAME TOGETHER LIKE THAT.
357
00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:42,130
LIKE THE GODS
WERE SMILING UPON YOU.
358
00:16:42,132 --> 00:16:46,242
YEAH. WELL, I'M JUST AFRAID
THAT AFTER LAST NIGHT'S MAGIC,
359
00:16:46,236 --> 00:16:48,376
YOU KNOW,
THINGS ARE GONNA WEAR OFF,
360
00:16:48,378 --> 00:16:50,738
AND SHE'S GONNA COME
TO HER SENSES.
361
00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:53,110
(telephone rings)
362
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:56,023
(ring, beep)
HEY, IT'S NICK.
363
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,315
HEY, RILEY.
364
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,447
OH.
365
00:16:59,449 --> 00:17:01,789
NO, I-I-I GET IT.
SAY NO MORE.
366
00:17:01,791 --> 00:17:04,391
THINGS COME UP.
WHAT? WAIT. NO.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
367
00:17:04,394 --> 00:17:07,604
GIVE ME THAT. RILEY, WHAT'S UP?
HEY, TREVOR,
LET HER BACK OUT OF THE DATE
368
00:17:07,597 --> 00:17:10,157
WITH DIGNITY, ALL RIGHT?
(Trevor) OKAY, LISTEN,
WE'RE ON OUR WAY.
369
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,700
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
370
00:17:11,701 --> 00:17:14,161
HE SAYS HIS NAME
IS TED SMITH.
371
00:17:14,164 --> 00:17:16,374
HE LIVES
WITH HIS DAUGHTER'S FAMILY,
372
00:17:16,366 --> 00:17:18,606
BUT HE CAN'T REMEMBER
HER MARRIED NAME.
373
00:17:18,608 --> 00:17:20,768
HE'S SUFFERING FROM DEMENTIA
AND PROBABLY FORGOT
374
00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:23,770
TO TAKE HIS PILLS AND WANDERED
AWAY FROM HIS HOUSE.
THIS IS EVERYTHING
HE HAD IN HIS POCKET--
375
00:17:23,773 --> 00:17:26,423
A BUS RECEIPT,
SOME COUGH DROPS AND THIS.
376
00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:28,416
IT'S A THANK-YOU CARD
FROM A "BOBBY,"
377
00:17:28,418 --> 00:17:30,578
BUT THERE'S NO LAST NAME
OR ADDRESS.
378
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:34,420
HMM. YEAH, WE SHOULD BE ABLE
TO GET HIM HOME WITH THIS.
379
00:17:34,424 --> 00:17:35,734
WHO ARE YOU, NOSTRADAMUS?
380
00:17:35,725 --> 00:17:37,755
THERE'S NO ADDRESS,
NO LAST NAME.
381
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,287
NOTICE THE SNOWMAN
HOLDING THE NEWSPAPER?
382
00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:43,290
PAPERBOY GAVE HIM THIS. ALL WE
HAVE TO DO IS CALL THE PAPER
383
00:17:43,293 --> 00:17:45,743
AND FIND OUT BOBBY'S ROUTE.
384
00:17:45,735 --> 00:17:47,295
THEN WHAT?
385
00:17:47,297 --> 00:17:49,497
ALL RIGHT, GANG,
WE KEEP KNOCKING ON DOORS
386
00:17:49,499 --> 00:17:51,569
UNTIL WE FIND SOMEONE
WHO KNOWS HIM.
387
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,741
THIS IS NOT THE SEXY PART
OF DETECTIVE WORK.
388
00:17:56,706 --> 00:17:59,706
(Claire) SO I'M GUESSING
THE CHIPPING IN ON THIS QUEST
389
00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:02,279
WAS YOUR IDEA FOR NICK
TO IMPRESS RILEY?
390
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,282
NOT CHIPPING IN.
HE'S SPEARHEADING.
391
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,294
AND IT'S HIS IDEA,
BY THE WAY.
392
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,786
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE SHOULD PROBABLY SPLIT UP.
393
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,288
WE CAN PROBABLY COVER
MORE GROUND THAT WAY.
394
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,321
YOU CAN'T BE LEFT
TO YOUR OWN DEVICES.
395
00:18:13,323 --> 00:18:16,303
YOU'LL GO DOOR-TO-DOOR
TRYING TO FIND TED A GIRLFRIEND
396
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,266
INSTEAD OF FINDING HIM
HIS HOME.
397
00:18:18,268 --> 00:18:20,428
SO YOU THINK
TED'S SINGLE?
(sighs)
398
00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:24,400
SO EVEN A P.I. CAN USE
HIS SKILLS FOR SOMETHING GOOD.
399
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,414
YEAH, RIGHT.
(doorbell rings)
400
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:29,536
I'LL PAY MY RENT
WITH KARMA POINTS.
(chuckles)
401
00:18:29,539 --> 00:18:34,409
YOU DO A LOUSY IMPRESSION
OF A MISANTHROPE, DETECTIVE.
402
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,294
UH, HI. UM, WE'RE HOPING
YOU MIGHT KNOW THIS MAN?
403
00:18:37,287 --> 00:18:40,217
YEAH, I THINK HE'S, LIKE,
THE DAD OF THE LADY
404
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,220
THAT LIVES NEXT DOOR.
405
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,252
THANKS.
YEAH, THANKS.
406
00:18:44,254 --> 00:18:46,464
OH! THANK GOD.
407
00:18:46,456 --> 00:18:48,296
(children) GRANDPA! GRANDPA!
408
00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:50,558
THERE'S MY KIDS!
409
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,330
(laughs) MM.
410
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:57,142
(woman) WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
I'VE BEEN SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
411
00:19:08,318 --> 00:19:10,418
(Nick) THE PRIME RIB
AND THE SALAD
412
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:13,420
ARE PROBABLY GONERS, BUT I THINK
I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SALVAGE
413
00:19:13,423 --> 00:19:16,433
THE DESSERT COURSE.
I'M SO SORRY
I RUINED YOUR DINNER.
414
00:19:16,426 --> 00:19:20,556
I HOPE YOU DIDN'T GO
TO TOO MUCH TROUBLE.
AH, NO TROUBLE AT ALL.
NOW WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT?
415
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,860
JUST GIVE ME A SECOND.
OKAY.
416
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:26,302
HEY, CAN I AT LEAST HELP YOU
WITH SOMETHING?
417
00:19:26,296 --> 00:19:29,396
SO...
418
00:19:29,399 --> 00:19:33,339
THIS IS YOUR VERSION
OF "NO TROUBLE"?
419
00:19:33,343 --> 00:19:35,383
I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.
420
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,645
THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
421
00:19:38,648 --> 00:19:41,478
MM, WORST IDEA EVER.
422
00:19:45,315 --> 00:19:47,415
I'M NOT USUALLY
THIS CHATTY.
MM.
423
00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:49,717
I'M ALSO NOT USUALLY
THIS POPULAR.
424
00:19:49,719 --> 00:19:51,719
ARE THEY STARVED
FOR ATTENTION,
425
00:19:51,721 --> 00:19:54,721
OR, UM, IS THE PEPPERONI
I SLIPPED IN MY POCKET
426
00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:57,474
A GOOD CALL?
MM, I THINK
THEY'RE JUST BALLSY.
427
00:19:57,467 --> 00:20:00,467
MY INSTINCT WAS TO JUST
LAY ACROSS YOUR LAP AS WELL,
428
00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:02,300
BUT I DIDN'T HAVE THE NERVE.
429
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,902
OH, UM...
430
00:20:06,436 --> 00:20:09,276
THANK GOODNESS
FOR SECOND CHANCES.
431
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,311
(laughs)
OH, WOW.
432
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:16,323
THAT--THE DOGS ARE RIGHT.
THAT'S REALLY NICE.
YEAH.
433
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:19,586
THAT'S A REALLY NICE LAP.
434
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,722
(laughs)
435
00:20:36,366 --> 00:20:38,766
WHAT--WHAT--WHAT IS
THAT SMILE ABOUT, MISTER?
436
00:20:38,768 --> 00:20:40,368
WHAT--THAT?
YEAH.
437
00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:41,540
IT'S REMORSE.
(laughs)
438
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,771
REGRET. I WAS RIGHT.
NO GOOD COULD COME OF THIS.
OKAY.
439
00:20:44,774 --> 00:20:46,284
I SWEAR.
OKAY. (laughs)
440
00:20:48,478 --> 00:20:50,918
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
BUT...
441
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,420
I FEEL AWFUL.
442
00:20:52,422 --> 00:20:54,422
NEVER FELT WORSE.
443
00:20:59,589 --> 00:21:02,829
OH, GOD. I AM SO LATE.
444
00:21:02,832 --> 00:21:05,472
(groans)
445
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:08,465
I WISH I COULD STAY, BUT I HAVE
TO GET TO THE CENTER.
446
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:11,438
YEAH, WELL,
I GOTTA VIDEOTAPE
447
00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:13,671
A CONGRESSMAN
WITH A HOOKER, SO...
448
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,003
(laughs)
449
00:21:15,004 --> 00:21:18,454
I'M ASSUMING THAT WHILE
YOU WERE SURVEILLING ME,
450
00:21:18,448 --> 00:21:20,808
YOU MANAGED
TO GET MY PHONE NUMBER?
451
00:21:20,810 --> 00:21:22,910
I DID.
452
00:21:22,912 --> 00:21:25,422
SO I'LL TALK TO YOU
LATER?
453
00:21:25,415 --> 00:21:26,785
COUNT ON IT.
454
00:21:29,619 --> 00:21:31,659
MM. MM.
455
00:21:34,364 --> 00:21:36,004
(keys jangle)
456
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:39,325
(door opens)
457
00:21:39,329 --> 00:21:40,499
(door closes)
458
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,414
HEY. SORRY I'M LATE.
459
00:22:16,406 --> 00:22:18,436
AH. BAGGY EYES, BEDHEAD,
460
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:20,768
THAT "I'VE BEEN MISBEHAVIN'"
SHEEN,
461
00:22:20,770 --> 00:22:22,940
AND IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN...
462
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:26,482
I BELIEVE THEY CALL THAT TYPE
OF WALK A "SWAGGER."
463
00:22:26,476 --> 00:22:28,476
DON'T YOU DARE
SULLY THE MEMORY
464
00:22:28,478 --> 00:22:29,978
OF LAST NIGHT'S ENCOUNTER
465
00:22:29,979 --> 00:22:31,979
WITH YOUR JUVENILE
INTIMATIONS.
466
00:22:31,981 --> 00:22:33,521
ENCOUNTER?
467
00:22:33,523 --> 00:22:36,533
YOU SOUND LIKE YOU PICKED HER UP
AT AN AIRPORT.
468
00:22:36,526 --> 00:22:38,526
AND BY THE WAY,
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
469
00:22:38,528 --> 00:22:40,788
I CAN GET A LOT MORE JUVENILE
THAN THIS.
470
00:22:40,790 --> 00:22:42,830
BUT... YOU LIKE HER?
471
00:22:42,832 --> 00:22:44,432
YEAH, I LIKE HER.
472
00:22:44,434 --> 00:22:47,504
SAY IT LOUD, SAY IT PROUD.
I BELIEVE IN CUPID!
473
00:22:47,497 --> 00:22:49,537
WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR.
OKAY.
474
00:22:49,539 --> 00:22:52,539
DEFINITELY
WAS A CONNECTION.
475
00:22:52,542 --> 00:22:54,042
SO...
476
00:22:54,043 --> 00:22:56,553
CORY'S MOM SLUNK BACK
IN THE HOUSE
477
00:22:56,546 --> 00:22:58,946
AT AROUND 5:00
THIS MORNING.
478
00:22:58,948 --> 00:23:01,908
WHICH YOU KNOW HOW?
HE CALLED ME.
479
00:23:01,911 --> 00:23:05,051
I WAS AT HOME WORKING ON
THE ANNIVERSARY PARTY R.S.V.P.s,
480
00:23:05,054 --> 00:23:07,064
NOT THAT
IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.
481
00:23:07,056 --> 00:23:09,516
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU
ASKED OUT MY BOYFRIEND'S MOM.
482
00:23:09,519 --> 00:23:12,419
SHE ASKED ME OUT. NOT THAT
IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.
483
00:23:12,422 --> 00:23:14,922
OH, IT IS SO MY BUSINESS.
CORY IS FREAKING OUT.
484
00:23:14,924 --> 00:23:17,904
LOOK, HE'S AN ONLY CHILD.
HE HASN'T EVEN COME TO GRIPS
485
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,927
WITH THE FACT THAT
HIS PARENTS SPLIT UP.
IT'S BEEN SIX MONTHS.
486
00:23:20,930 --> 00:23:23,070
YEAH, AND NOW HIS MOM
IS COMING HOME
487
00:23:23,072 --> 00:23:25,682
WITH HER HAIR ALL MUSSED UP.
CORY NEEDS TO GET
HIS OWN PLACE.
488
00:23:25,675 --> 00:23:28,405
HE MOVED BACK HOME BECAUSE
HIS MOM WAS FEELING ALL ALONE
489
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,437
IN HER APARTMENT.
AND I'M SORRY,
490
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:33,180
BUT ISN'T THE GOD OF LOVE
SUPPOSED TO BE PULLING
491
00:23:33,182 --> 00:23:36,152
FOR MY RELATIONSHIP, TOO?
UH, I MADE THE INTRODUCTION
FOR FELIX.
492
00:23:36,145 --> 00:23:38,585
I GOT A BIT MORE INVESTED.
493
00:23:38,588 --> 00:23:40,988
PLUS, HE'S A LOT NICER TO ME
THAN YOU ARE.
494
00:23:40,990 --> 00:23:42,990
YOU'RE GONNA BLOW THIS
FOR ME, FELIX.
495
00:23:42,992 --> 00:23:45,022
LITA, YOU WALK
ACROSS THE STREET,
496
00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:47,164
AND GUYS FALL AT YOUR FEET.
497
00:23:47,156 --> 00:23:49,556
I DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO LEARN
YOUR BOYFRIENDS' NAMES
498
00:23:49,559 --> 00:23:51,729
BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD
THE RAM.
(sighs)
499
00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:54,731
THIS GUY IS SPECIAL TO ME,
FELIX.
500
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,844
I THINK MIRA
IS PRETTY SPECIAL.
501
00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:59,966
BUT WHAT ARE YOU TO HER?
502
00:23:59,969 --> 00:24:02,669
THINK IT RHYMES
WITH "FREEBOUND"?
503
00:24:02,672 --> 00:24:04,842
(Nick) TREVOR?
504
00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:06,854
GET THAT MAN A DRINK.
505
00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:10,548
HEY.
HEY.
506
00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:12,150
SO... HOW'D IT GO?
507
00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:15,151
THE WAY THE TWO OF YOU
WERE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER
508
00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:18,134
LAST NIGHT IN FRONT OF
TED'S HOUSE WHEN WE LEFT...
509
00:24:18,127 --> 00:24:21,127
GOOD, GOOD. YOU KNOW, RILEY'S,
UH, SHE'S A SWEET GIRL.
510
00:24:21,130 --> 00:24:24,490
CAN I GET A GLASS
OF WHATEVER'S ON TAP?
YOU GOT IT.
511
00:24:24,494 --> 00:24:27,474
SO, UM, HOW DO YOU
KNOW RILEY, ANYWAY?
512
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,766
OH, SHE'S CLAIRE'S FRIEND.
KNOWN HER FOR A WHILE,
THOUGH?
513
00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:32,239
NO, BUT SHE'S, YOU KNOW,
ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE
514
00:24:32,241 --> 00:24:35,241
YOU FEEL CLOSE TO
RIGHT AWAY, YOU KNOW?
YEAH, SHE IS, ISN'T SHE?
515
00:24:35,244 --> 00:24:37,854
YEAH. (chuckles)
516
00:24:37,847 --> 00:24:40,847
I CAN'T BELIEVE A GIRL
LIKE THAT'S STILL ON THE MARKET.
517
00:24:40,850 --> 00:24:42,980
WELL, WAS SHE, UH, SINGLE
WHEN YOU MET HER?
518
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,862
WHAT IS THIS,
BUYER'S REMORSE?
519
00:24:45,855 --> 00:24:48,515
ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT I KNOW
ABOUT RILEY HANES--
520
00:24:48,518 --> 00:24:50,018
WHAT YOU KNOW.
521
00:24:50,019 --> 00:24:52,019
ALL RIGHT?
SHE'S CARING AND KIND.
522
00:24:52,021 --> 00:24:53,821
YEAH, SHE MAY BE,
523
00:24:53,823 --> 00:24:56,803
BUT RILEY HANES HAS ONLY EXISTED
FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS.
524
00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:59,496
I DID A LITTLE DIGGING.
525
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:02,498
SHE SEEMS TO HAVE ARRIVED
FULLY FORMED INTO THE WORLD
526
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,701
IN 2006--
NO TRACE OF HER BEFORE THEN.
527
00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:06,884
SO THEN
THERE'S A CLERICAL ERROR,
528
00:25:06,876 --> 00:25:09,506
OR THE HALL OF RECORDS
IN HER HOMETOWN BURNED DOWN.
529
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,778
AND SHE'S GOT A THING
FOR MARRIED MEN.
530
00:25:11,781 --> 00:25:13,611
(scoffs) YOU'RE CRAZY.
531
00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:14,743
GRAYSON DAVIS--
532
00:25:14,744 --> 00:25:16,854
OWNS HALF OF BOSTON.
533
00:25:16,846 --> 00:25:19,216
PICKED UP RILEY,
SPENT A COUPLE HOURS
534
00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:22,288
OVER AT THE SOHO GRAND BEFORE
TAKING HER BACK TO HER PLACE.
535
00:25:22,291 --> 00:25:24,021
EXPLAINS HOW A SOCIAL WORKER
536
00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:26,733
AFFORDS A 5 GRAND A MONTH
APARTMENT, RIGHT?
537
00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:29,826
THIS IS WHY SHE WAS SO DESPERATE
TO GET THOSE PHOTOS BACK.
538
00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:33,099
IN MY LINE OF WORK, I SEE
THIS KIND OF THING EVERY DAY.
539
00:25:33,102 --> 00:25:35,572
WELL, YOU SOUND LIKE ONE
OF THOSE MEDICAL STUDENTS
540
00:25:35,565 --> 00:25:37,835
WHO CONVINCES THEMSELF
THEY HAVE LEPROSY.
541
00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:39,537
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, TREVOR,
542
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:43,568
OR MAYBE THIS TIME TOMORROW,
I'LL HAVE THE MONEY SHOT.
543
00:25:43,573 --> 00:25:46,123
I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.
544
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,780
GOT A DONATION
FOR YOU HERE--
545
00:25:52,782 --> 00:25:56,892
OLIVES, MARASCHINO CHERRIES,
A LITTLE BLOODY MARY MIX.
THANKS.
546
00:25:56,886 --> 00:25:59,586
THAT'S SWEET. YOU NEVER KNOW
WHEN THE HOMELESS
547
00:25:59,589 --> 00:26:01,889
MAY WANT TO HOST
A COCKTAIL PARTY.
(laughs)
548
00:26:01,891 --> 00:26:03,891
OH, HEY, DID YOU SEE ME
YESTERDAY?
549
00:26:03,893 --> 00:26:06,903
I SAW YOU
OUTSIDE THE SOHO GRAND.
OH, IT MUST'VE BEEN
SOMEONE ELSE.
550
00:26:06,896 --> 00:26:10,896
I WASN'T AT THE SOHO GRAND.
OH, SURE, YOU WERE GOING
INTO THE HOTEL WITH THAT GUY--
551
00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:14,300
WHAT'S HIS NAME? THE BIG MONEY
GUY--GRAYSON DAVIS.
I'M SUCH AN IDIOT.
552
00:26:14,303 --> 00:26:16,853
UM, THE SECOND YOU SAID
"GRAYSON," I REMEMBERED.
553
00:26:16,846 --> 00:26:18,806
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET
AT THE PENINSULA,
554
00:26:18,808 --> 00:26:22,008
BUT THEN HE CHANGED IT. WE WERE,
UH, MEETING ABOUT A DONATION
555
00:26:22,011 --> 00:26:25,891
HE'S GIVING THE CENTER.
WELL, I'M SURE YOU
CONVINCED HIM TO GIVE A LOT.
556
00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:28,855
YEAH.
557
00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:33,320
(Trevor) I WAS SO SURE
I WAS RIGHT.
558
00:26:33,322 --> 00:26:35,932
NOT A MOMENT'S PAUSE.
JUST--BANG--INSPIRATION.
559
00:26:35,925 --> 00:26:38,265
YOU KNOW, LIKE--IT WAS LIKE
A LOVE LIGHT BULB
560
00:26:38,267 --> 00:26:40,267
WENT OFF OVER MY HEAD,
YOU KNOW?
561
00:26:40,269 --> 00:26:42,999
NICK AND RILEY--
THEY BELONG TOGETHER.
562
00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:45,132
NOW EVERYTHING'S A MESS.
563
00:26:45,134 --> 00:26:47,684
WELL, MAYBE THIS IS SHOWING YOU
THAT IT'S TIME
564
00:26:47,677 --> 00:26:50,737
TO STOP LOOKING
AT YOURSELF AS CUPID.
BUT I AM CUPID.
565
00:26:50,740 --> 00:26:52,910
THAT'S WHY
THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING.
566
00:26:52,912 --> 00:26:56,092
YOU KNOW, THEY CAN'T TEACH THIS,
ALL RIGHT? THERE'S NO MANUAL.
567
00:26:56,085 --> 00:26:58,685
IT'S ALL ME. ALL INSTINCT.
568
00:26:58,688 --> 00:27:00,888
MAYBE THAT JUST GOES AWAY.
569
00:27:00,890 --> 00:27:03,290
TOO MANY YEARS
OF TAKING IT FOR GRANTED.
570
00:27:03,292 --> 00:27:05,292
MAYBE THEY WERE RIGHT.
571
00:27:05,294 --> 00:27:06,734
THEY?
572
00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:08,156
OH.
573
00:27:08,157 --> 00:27:12,057
THE PEOPLE WHO THREW YOU OUT
OF MT. OLYMPUS.
574
00:27:12,061 --> 00:27:14,061
MAYBE I'VE LOST MY GIFT.
575
00:27:27,376 --> 00:27:31,276
SORRY I'M LATE.
ARE YOU IN A BETTER MOOD
THAN YESTERDAY?
576
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:35,420
MORE REASONABLE?
OH, I'M IN A GREAT MOOD.
COULDN'T BE BETTER.
577
00:27:35,424 --> 00:27:37,434
HMM.
(man) FRESH FLOWERS FOR YOU?
578
00:27:37,426 --> 00:27:40,426
(sighs) OH. THANK YOU.
SO... ABOUT THIS MAN
YOU'RE SEEING--
579
00:27:40,429 --> 00:27:44,059
IT'S OVER. NO MORE.
580
00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:47,003
(Grayson)
I WON'T TOLERATE IT.
(Riley) YEAH. (laughs)
581
00:27:46,996 --> 00:27:49,736
UM, THAT'S--
THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
(shutter clicking)
582
00:27:49,739 --> 00:27:52,399
YOU'RE UNDERESTIMATING
HOW SERIOUS I AM.
583
00:27:52,401 --> 00:27:55,071
YOU'RE DOING A LITTLE
OF THAT YOURSELF.
584
00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:58,714
I-I THINK I LOVE HIM, DAD.
585
00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:01,108
DAD? YES, BABY!
586
00:28:01,110 --> 00:28:03,850
PRISCILLA DAVIS,
YOU'RE NOT TO SEE HIM.
587
00:28:03,853 --> 00:28:09,023
I WON'T DISCUSS IT AGAIN.
"PRISCILLA"?
588
00:28:09,018 --> 00:28:10,388
(horns honk)
589
00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:11,959
(Riley and Nick laugh)
590
00:28:11,961 --> 00:28:13,461
(kisses)
(laughs)
591
00:28:13,462 --> 00:28:15,732
YOU ARE IN
AN EXCEPTIONAL MOOD, NICK.
592
00:28:15,725 --> 00:28:18,895
YEAH, I'M NOT SURE
I CARE FOR IT.
593
00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:22,098
I LIKE MY PRIVATE DETECTIVE
LOVERS LIKE MY EGGS--
594
00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:23,401
HARD-BOILED.
595
00:28:23,402 --> 00:28:25,402
MM.
MM. THOUGH I AM--
596
00:28:25,404 --> 00:28:28,014
I AM COMING AROUND
TO SUNNY-SIDE UP.
597
00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:30,237
(door buzzes)
MM. CHINESE FOOD'S HERE.
598
00:28:30,239 --> 00:28:33,039
WHOA, WHOA,
YOU DON'T HAVE A TOP ON.
599
00:28:33,042 --> 00:28:35,242
YOU DON'T HAVE PANTS ON.
600
00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:40,016
(door opens)
601
00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:42,119
(groans)
602
00:28:42,121 --> 00:28:44,321
(door closes)
NICK?
603
00:28:48,257 --> 00:28:50,257
THESE ARE FROM YESTERDAY.
604
00:28:53,162 --> 00:28:55,302
YOU'RE SPYING ON ME
AGAIN?
605
00:28:55,304 --> 00:28:59,514
IT'S--IT'S THE WAY I AM.
I DON'T TRUST ANYONE.
606
00:28:59,508 --> 00:29:03,138
I-I GOT THE IMPRESSION YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE.
607
00:29:03,142 --> 00:29:05,072
YEAH. I, UM...
608
00:29:05,074 --> 00:29:10,254
I SUPPOSE I COULD EVENTUALLY
GET OVER THE SPYING.
609
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,879
HERE'S THE THING. UH...
610
00:29:14,483 --> 00:29:17,063
I LEFT BOSTON
AND CHANGED MY NAME
611
00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:19,356
BECAUSE I COULDN'T TELL
THE DIFFERENCE
612
00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:21,758
BETWEEN THE MEN WHO LOVED ME
613
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,760
AND MEN WHO JUST WANTED TO BE
HEIR TO THE FAMILY FORTUNE.
614
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:29,404
SO NOW THAT YOU KNOW
THE TRUTH ABOUT ME...
615
00:29:29,398 --> 00:29:34,268
I'M SURE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND
WHY I CAN NEVER TRUST YOU.
616
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:36,483
RILEY.
617
00:29:45,154 --> 00:29:46,894
(door opens)
618
00:29:46,886 --> 00:29:48,156
(sighs)
619
00:29:48,157 --> 00:29:50,117
IF YOU'RE A MORNING DRINKER,
620
00:29:50,119 --> 00:29:52,119
YOU MIGHT WANT
TO POUR YOURSELF SOMETHING.
621
00:29:52,121 --> 00:29:54,891
I'M ALREADY TWO IRISH COFFEES
IN, BUT THANKS.
622
00:29:54,894 --> 00:29:57,334
YOU WERE RIGHT
ABOUT RILEY.
623
00:29:57,326 --> 00:29:59,826
I ASKED HER ABOUT GRAYSON,
THE TYCOON CHARACTER,
624
00:29:59,829 --> 00:30:02,229
AND SHE LIED TO ME.
625
00:30:02,231 --> 00:30:04,231
I-I KNOW I TALKED YOU
INTO THIS,
626
00:30:04,233 --> 00:30:06,443
SO FEEL FREE
TO THROW SOMETHING AT ME.
627
00:30:06,435 --> 00:30:08,105
THURMAN MUNSON'S
BASEBALL'S HANDY.
628
00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:10,107
OH, BUT NOT IN THE FACE.
629
00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:12,309
NO? MY STOMACH
IS CLOSING IN ON ITSELF
630
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:15,511
LIKE THE "POLTERGEIST"
HOUSE.
IT'S CALLED GUILT.
631
00:30:15,514 --> 00:30:18,924
WHAT, IS THAT WHAT
THIS IS CALLED? IT'S AWFUL.
632
00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:21,348
YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
633
00:30:21,350 --> 00:30:23,550
RILEY DIDN'T LIE.
634
00:30:23,552 --> 00:30:25,052
SHE DIDN'T?
635
00:30:25,054 --> 00:30:27,064
THAT SILVER FOX
WASN'T HER SUGAR DADDY.
636
00:30:27,056 --> 00:30:29,056
HE WAS HER DADDY DADDY.
637
00:30:29,058 --> 00:30:31,528
SO I WASN'T WRONG.
638
00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:36,240
MY GUT WASN'T WRONG.
639
00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:40,235
IN YOUR FACE, MT. OLYMPUS
DISCIPLINARY TRIBUNAL!
640
00:30:40,239 --> 00:30:43,409
THE WORST PART IS,
I THINK I LOST HER FOREVER.
641
00:30:43,412 --> 00:30:45,242
IN YOUR FACE, DR. CLAIRE
642
00:30:45,244 --> 00:30:48,554
"MAYBE YOU SHOULD QUIT BELIEVING
IN YOURSELF" McCRAE! (laughs)
643
00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:51,447
GLAD TO SEE YOU DON'T FIND
THE "LOST HER FOREVER" PART
644
00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:54,620
AS DEPRESSING AS I DO.
WAIT. WHAT?
645
00:30:54,623 --> 00:30:56,493
NICK KAZARIAN, P.I.,
646
00:30:56,485 --> 00:30:58,285
WHAT DID YOU DO?
647
00:30:58,287 --> 00:31:01,257
THE CRAZY THING? I KNOW MY DAD
SOUNDS LIKE A VILLAIN
648
00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:03,430
IN ALL THIS, AND, HMM,
MAYBE HE IS.
649
00:31:03,432 --> 00:31:06,442
HE'S RIGHT TO BE WORRIED
ABOUT HIS FORTUNE.
650
00:31:06,435 --> 00:31:08,435
ONE OF HIS BIGGEST FEARS,
HE SAYS,
651
00:31:08,437 --> 00:31:10,437
IS I'LL TAKE
MY INHERITANCE CHECK
652
00:31:10,439 --> 00:31:12,499
AND PUT IT
IN A HOBO'S TIN CUP.
653
00:31:12,501 --> 00:31:16,481
"HOBO"--HIS WORD.
ACTUALLY, THE CHECK PART
DOES SOUND LIKE YOU.
654
00:31:16,475 --> 00:31:19,305
(laughs) HIS OTHER FEAR
IS THAT I'LL MARRY BADLY.
655
00:31:19,308 --> 00:31:22,348
WHEN I WAS, OH, 25,
656
00:31:22,351 --> 00:31:25,351
MY FATHER BEGGED ME TO GO OUT
WITH BRENT CHASE,
657
00:31:25,354 --> 00:31:27,924
THIS YOUNG V.P.
FROM HIS COMPANY.
658
00:31:27,917 --> 00:31:30,217
I EVENTUALLY AGREED
TO AN INTRODUCTION,
659
00:31:30,219 --> 00:31:33,059
AND, UH, SURPRISE, SURPRISE,
WE HIT IT OFF.
660
00:31:33,062 --> 00:31:36,002
HE WAS MY KIND OF GUY--
661
00:31:35,995 --> 00:31:38,365
A MENTOR
TO AN INNER-CITY GANG KID.
662
00:31:38,367 --> 00:31:39,967
HE TAUGHT
ADULT LITERACY CLASSES.
663
00:31:39,969 --> 00:31:43,499
HE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM
AT A BREAST CANCER 10-K.
664
00:31:43,502 --> 00:31:46,012
SOMETHING BAD IS ABOUT
TO HAPPEN, ISN'T IT?
665
00:31:46,005 --> 00:31:49,035
BEFORE THE WEDDING,
I DISCOVERED THAT MY FATHER
666
00:31:49,038 --> 00:31:52,078
HAD BASICALLY INVENTED BRANT.
667
00:31:52,081 --> 00:31:54,511
HE, UH, HE COACHED HIM.
668
00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:58,523
HE DIRECTED HIM EVERY STEP
OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.
669
00:31:58,517 --> 00:32:01,017
I WAS ABOUT TO MARRY A MAN
670
00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:04,520
WHO WAS A COMPLETE WORK
OF FICTION.
671
00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:07,433
THAT IS A REMARKABLE STORY.
672
00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,556
AH, RICH PEOPLE.
673
00:32:09,558 --> 00:32:11,598
CRAZY, RIGHT?
674
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,530
SO THAT'S WHEN
I CHANGED MY NAME,
675
00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:17,114
LEGALLY.
676
00:32:17,106 --> 00:32:18,406
AND I MOVED HERE,
677
00:32:18,407 --> 00:32:20,407
DETERMINED TO LIVE LIFE
ON MY TERMS.
678
00:32:20,409 --> 00:32:24,469
AND I JUST--I THOUGHT
I SAW SOMETHING IN NICK--
679
00:32:24,473 --> 00:32:27,453
A SWEETNESS BENEATH
THAT SEEN-IT-ALL FACADE. I...
680
00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:29,416
SPEAK, PLEASE.
PERMISSION GRANTED.
681
00:32:29,418 --> 00:32:32,548
AN "I TOLD YOU SO"
IS SO DESERVED HERE.
682
00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:37,291
ALL I WANTED TO SAY
IS THAT SWEETNESS IN NICK--
683
00:32:37,286 --> 00:32:38,686
I SAW IT, TOO.
684
00:32:41,390 --> 00:32:45,060
(knock on door)
685
00:32:45,064 --> 00:32:46,574
MR. KAZARIAN.
686
00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:48,565
I DON'T HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.
687
00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:52,997
WELL, WALK-INS WELCOME.
HAVE A SEAT, MR. DAVIS.
688
00:32:53,002 --> 00:32:55,542
YES, OF COURSE
YOU KNOW WHO I AM.
689
00:32:55,544 --> 00:32:58,484
MY NAME, AFTER ALL,
IS WHY WE'RE ALL HERE.
690
00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:00,477
THIS IS MY LAWYER--
MR. STRATHMORE.
691
00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:03,979
YEAH, I GUESSED.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
692
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:07,522
ACTUALLY, I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU
WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU.
693
00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:11,358
(Lita) LOWER, TREVOR.
694
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,520
A LITTLE LOWER.
LOWER, A LITTLE LOWER.
695
00:33:13,522 --> 00:33:16,102
LIKE, AN INCH LOWER.
LIKE--LIKE ANOTHER INCH?
696
00:33:16,095 --> 00:33:19,065
WELL, ANOTHER INCH.
UGH, YOU WENT TOO FAR DOWN.
697
00:33:19,068 --> 00:33:21,398
GO BACK UP.
I HOPE CORY FINDS THIS
ROMANTIC,
698
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,430
BECAUSE YOU'RE KILLING
THE MOOD FOR ME.
DUDE.
699
00:33:23,432 --> 00:33:26,442
CORY'S COMING TO THE PARTY,
SO WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM?
700
00:33:26,435 --> 00:33:29,405
UH, CORY PUNCHING TREVOR
WILL SHOW A SERIOUS COMMITMENT
701
00:33:29,408 --> 00:33:31,538
TO THE RELATIONSHIP, RIGHT?
THOUGH I GUESS
702
00:33:31,540 --> 00:33:34,480
BRINGING MY DATE TO A FAMILY
PARTY WILL DO THE SAME THING.
703
00:33:34,483 --> 00:33:37,493
SEE, I THOUGHT MIRA AGREEING
TO BE MY DATE FOR THE PARTY
704
00:33:37,486 --> 00:33:39,186
WAS A PROMISING SIGN.
705
00:33:39,188 --> 00:33:41,788
GOOD TO KNOW WE'RE ON
THE SAME PAGE ABOUT SOMETHING.
GOOD TO KNOW.
706
00:33:41,790 --> 00:33:44,790
I GUESS CORY'S PROBLEMS WITH
MY DATING HIS MOTHER WENT AWAY
707
00:33:44,793 --> 00:33:48,063
IF HE'S COMING TO THE PARTY.
NO, ACTUALLY, THEY HAVEN'T.
708
00:33:48,057 --> 00:33:51,057
HE JUST KNOWS HOW IMPORTANT
THIS IS TO ME.
709
00:33:57,066 --> 00:33:58,766
DAD.
710
00:33:58,767 --> 00:34:01,067
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
711
00:34:01,070 --> 00:34:03,570
WHY DON'T YOU GET
IN THE CAR?
712
00:34:03,572 --> 00:34:06,082
I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU SHOULD SEE.
713
00:34:08,147 --> 00:34:10,447
(Grayson) I APOLOGIZE
FOR THE POOR CAMERA ANGLE.
714
00:34:10,449 --> 00:34:12,579
JEFFREY FOUND
A WONDER BRIEFCASE
715
00:34:12,581 --> 00:34:15,081
THAT CONCEALS
A SMALL VIDEO CAMERA.
716
00:34:15,084 --> 00:34:17,594
(presses key)
(Grayson) IT'S VERY SIMPLE,
MR. KAZARIAN.
717
00:34:17,586 --> 00:34:19,386
YOU SIGN THIS CONTRACT
718
00:34:19,388 --> 00:34:21,688
AGREEING TO STAY AWAY
FROM MY DAUGHTER,
719
00:34:21,690 --> 00:34:24,060
AND YOU GET A CHECK
FOR $100,000.
720
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,472
(Nick)
JEEZ, ARE YOU SERIOUS?
721
00:34:26,465 --> 00:34:29,295
I'M NOT KNOWN FOR MY
PRACTICAL JOKES, MR. KAZARIAN.
722
00:34:29,298 --> 00:34:31,338
100 GRAND?
723
00:34:31,340 --> 00:34:33,100
WELL...
724
00:34:33,102 --> 00:34:34,742
WHERE DO I SIGN?
725
00:34:34,743 --> 00:34:36,853
I THINK
YOU GET THE PICTURE.
726
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,507
(sniffles)
727
00:34:48,117 --> 00:34:50,617
RILEY, TRY AND CALM DOWN
A LITTLE, OKAY?
728
00:34:50,619 --> 00:34:52,319
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
729
00:34:52,321 --> 00:34:55,361
MY FATHER'S LAWYER VIDEOTAPED
IT. I SAW THE WHOLE THING.
730
00:34:55,364 --> 00:34:57,304
Nick couldn't sign
the contract
731
00:34:57,296 --> 00:34:59,396
FAST ENOUGH.
732
00:34:59,398 --> 00:35:00,728
I, UM...
733
00:35:00,729 --> 00:35:03,329
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M SO SHOCKED.
734
00:35:03,332 --> 00:35:06,342
WHY THE HELL DID I THINK THIS
TIME WOULD BE DIFFERENT, HUH?
735
00:35:06,335 --> 00:35:10,435
BECAUSE I TOLD YOU
NICK WAS DIFFERENT.
736
00:35:10,439 --> 00:35:12,639
WHERE ARE YOU?
I'LL COME PICK YOU UP.
737
00:35:12,641 --> 00:35:15,211
PARKED IN FRONT
OF THE SOHO GRAND,
738
00:35:15,214 --> 00:35:17,224
WAITING FOR MY DAD
TO GET HIS LUGGAGE.
739
00:35:17,216 --> 00:35:18,716
I'm going back home
to Boston,
740
00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:22,847
AT LEAST FOR A WHILE.
741
00:35:22,851 --> 00:35:26,401
(knock on door)
742
00:35:33,362 --> 00:35:34,632
HEY THERE.
HEY.
743
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,573
(both laugh)
744
00:35:36,565 --> 00:35:38,565
MMM.
WOW, YOU LOOK NICE.
745
00:35:38,567 --> 00:35:40,907
THANKS.
THIS IS A NICE SURPRISE.
746
00:35:40,909 --> 00:35:43,209
WERE WE MEETING HERE?
747
00:35:43,212 --> 00:35:45,572
I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED
TO MEET DOWNSTAIRS LATER.
748
00:35:45,574 --> 00:35:48,224
UH, ACTUALLY,
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
749
00:35:48,217 --> 00:35:50,647
I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT THAT.
750
00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:54,179
HOW ABOUT I MEET YOU BACK HERE
AFTER THE PARTY, AFTER YOU'VE
751
00:35:54,183 --> 00:35:57,193
GOT ALL YOUR FAMILIAL
OBLIGATIONS OUT OF THE WAY
752
00:35:57,186 --> 00:35:59,726
AND YOU'RE ALL LIQUORED UP?
(laughs)
(laughs)
753
00:35:59,728 --> 00:36:02,458
I WAS KINDA HOPING
TO INTRODUCE YOU AROUND.
754
00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:04,461
YOUR PARENTS'
40th ANNIVERSARY PARTY
755
00:36:04,463 --> 00:36:07,573
MIGHT BE A BIT
ON THE INTENSE SIDE FOR ME.
756
00:36:07,566 --> 00:36:10,596
I JUST DON'T THINK
I'M READY FOR THAT.
757
00:36:10,599 --> 00:36:13,769
SO SHOULD I COME BY
AFTER THE PARTY
758
00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:16,352
FOR SOME QUALITY ALONE TIME?
759
00:36:16,345 --> 00:36:19,505
(man)
♪ ALWAYS AND FOREVER ♪
760
00:36:19,508 --> 00:36:21,578
♪♪
761
00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:23,410
♪ EACH MOMENT WITH YOU ♪
762
00:36:23,412 --> 00:36:25,452
(trumpet plays)
763
00:36:25,454 --> 00:36:29,864
♪ IS JUST LIKE A DREAM
TO ME ♪
764
00:36:29,858 --> 00:36:34,288
♪ THAT SOMEHOW CAME TRUE ♪
765
00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:39,603
♪ AND I KNOW TOMORROW ♪
766
00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:43,628
♪ WILL STILL BE THE SAME ♪
767
00:36:43,632 --> 00:36:45,532
♪ 'CAUSE WE'VE GOT A LIFE... ♪
768
00:36:45,534 --> 00:36:47,844
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT YOUR FRIEND NICK DID?
769
00:36:47,836 --> 00:36:50,636
AH, HE SCREWED UP, BUT HE'S
GONNA MAKE IT UP TO HER.
770
00:36:50,639 --> 00:36:52,639
HE'S TRYING
TO TRACK HER DOWN NOW.
771
00:36:52,641 --> 00:36:56,321
I'M SURPRISED
I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM.
MAKE IT UP TO HER, HOW?
772
00:36:56,315 --> 00:36:58,645
WHAT'S HE GONNA DO, SEND HER
SOME FLOWERS AND A LITTLE NOTE?
773
00:36:58,647 --> 00:37:00,347
"SORRY ABOUT
BREAKING YOUR HEART,
774
00:37:00,349 --> 00:37:03,689
BUT 100 GRAND IS
A LOT OF MONEY."
SEE, I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND
775
00:37:03,692 --> 00:37:05,492
ANYTHING YOU'RE SAYING
RIGHT NOW.
776
00:37:05,494 --> 00:37:08,504
HE SPIED ON HER. HE MISTOOK
HER DAD FOR HER LOVER.
777
00:37:08,497 --> 00:37:10,857
IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYBODY.
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT MONEY?
778
00:37:10,859 --> 00:37:13,599
RILEY'S FATHER OFFERED NICK
$100,000 TO WALK AWAY
779
00:37:13,602 --> 00:37:15,602
FROM HIS DAUGHTER.
NICK DIDN'T THINK TWICE.
780
00:37:15,604 --> 00:37:17,914
HE SIGNED THE CONTRACT,
RILEY SAW THE VIDEO.
781
00:37:17,906 --> 00:37:21,736
IS IT SINKING IN NOW?
ARE YOU GETTING THE PICTURE?
OH, HOW COULD HE?
782
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,610
LET'S ASK HIM.
783
00:37:23,612 --> 00:37:25,642
I CAN'T FIND RILEY ANYWHERE.
784
00:37:25,644 --> 00:37:28,554
SHE'S NOT AT HER PLACE,
NOT AT WORK...
785
00:37:28,547 --> 00:37:30,577
WHY DO YOU NEED
TO FIND HER?
786
00:37:30,579 --> 00:37:32,749
DID YOU AGREE
TO NEVER SEE HER AGAIN?
I'M SORRY?
787
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,921
IT'S ON VIDEO, NICK.
DON'T DENY IT.
788
00:37:34,923 --> 00:37:37,363
THEY VIDEOTAPED IT, HUH?
789
00:37:37,356 --> 00:37:40,356
(laughs)
790
00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:44,029
(Manchester Orchestra)
♪ I REMEMBER, HEAD DOWN ♪
791
00:37:44,032 --> 00:37:48,542
(cell phone vibrating)
♪ AFTER YOU HAD FOUND OUT
MANNA IS A HELL OF A DRUG ♪
792
00:37:48,537 --> 00:37:52,467
♪ AND I NEED A LITTLE MORE,
I THINK ♪
793
00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:55,541
♪ BECAUSE ENOUGH
IS NEVER QUITE ENOUGH ♪
794
00:37:55,544 --> 00:37:59,654
♪ WHAT'S ENOUGH? ♪
795
00:37:59,648 --> 00:38:04,508
♪♪
796
00:38:04,513 --> 00:38:05,553
(music stops)
797
00:38:05,554 --> 00:38:07,764
(taps key)
798
00:38:07,756 --> 00:38:09,616
(taps key)
799
00:38:09,618 --> 00:38:11,918
(taps key)
800
00:38:13,662 --> 00:38:15,492
(taps key)
801
00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:17,534
THERE YOU GO.
802
00:38:17,526 --> 00:38:20,796
THIS IS THE RIGHT DECISION
FOR EVERYONE.
803
00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:23,769
HOLD ON.
804
00:38:23,772 --> 00:38:25,872
"JOE KING"?
805
00:38:28,977 --> 00:38:30,537
YOU'RE "JOE KING"?
806
00:38:30,539 --> 00:38:32,379
YES, I AM.
807
00:38:32,381 --> 00:38:33,911
MOST DEFINITELY.
808
00:38:33,912 --> 00:38:36,692
PUT AWAY YOUR CHECKBOOK,
MR. DAVIS.
809
00:38:36,685 --> 00:38:39,645
YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
TO KEEP ME AWAY
810
00:38:39,648 --> 00:38:42,748
FROM YOUR DAUGHTER.
811
00:38:42,751 --> 00:38:45,751
♪♪
812
00:38:48,957 --> 00:38:52,327
ANY WORD BACK FROM RILEY YET?
SHE'S GOT A LOT TO SORT OUT.
813
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,330
YEAH, HE COULD'VE ERASED
THE PART
814
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,542
WHERE I REFUSED TO SIGN.
TIME FOR MY SPEECH.
815
00:38:56,535 --> 00:38:59,035
HEY.
YOU MIND BRINGING
SOME CHAMPAGNE AROUND?
816
00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:02,807
NO, THAT'S MY JOB. HEY, WHEN'S,
UH, MIRA GETTING HERE?
SHE'S NOT COMING.
817
00:39:02,811 --> 00:39:06,521
THINGS DIDN'T WORK OUT
BETWEEN US.
DUDE, THAT'S MY BEAD
YOU'RE THROWING AWAY.
818
00:39:06,515 --> 00:39:09,075
WE WEREN'T ON THE SAME PAGE,
YOU KNOW?
819
00:39:09,077 --> 00:39:12,647
NOT LIKE THAT.
820
00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:15,621
(cheers and applause)
821
00:39:15,624 --> 00:39:18,564
OH, BOY,
I CATCH A LOT OF FLACK.
822
00:39:18,557 --> 00:39:22,657
JUST A FEW DAYS AGO,
ONE OF MY EMPLOYEES ASKED WHY,
823
00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:24,991
GIVEN THE PARADE
OF ATTRACTIVE LADIES
824
00:39:24,993 --> 00:39:26,903
THAT COMES IN HERE
825
00:39:26,895 --> 00:39:29,895
AND GIVEN THAT I HAVE SUCH
A POSITIVE EXAMPLE IN MY LIFE--
826
00:39:29,898 --> 00:39:32,968
MY PARENTS,
MARRIED 40 YEARS TODAY...
(applause)
827
00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:36,911
WHY AM I STILL SINGLE?
828
00:39:36,905 --> 00:39:39,705
(man) BECAUSE YOU DON'T
LIKE GIRLS!
YEAH, THANK YOU.
829
00:39:39,708 --> 00:39:41,678
(laughter,
microphone feedback whines)
830
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,710
THANKS FOR THE--
THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT.
831
00:39:43,712 --> 00:39:45,482
THE, UH, FACT IS,
832
00:39:45,484 --> 00:39:48,094
THAT IT'S PRECISELY
BECAUSE OF THEIR EXAMPLE
833
00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:50,086
THAT I'M STILL ON MY OWN.
834
00:39:50,088 --> 00:39:53,658
I'VE BEEN AROUND FOR MOST
OF THEIR 40 YEARS TOGETHER,
835
00:39:53,662 --> 00:39:56,532
SO I KNOW
WHAT TRUE LOVE LOOKS LIKE.
836
00:39:56,525 --> 00:39:59,625
AND EVERY TIME I-I MEASURE
ONE OF MY RELATIONSHIPS
837
00:39:59,628 --> 00:40:02,568
AGAINST THEIR STANDARD,
IT COMES UP SHORT.
838
00:40:02,571 --> 00:40:05,131
AND I KNOW--I KNOW
I GOTTA KEEP LOOKING.
839
00:40:05,133 --> 00:40:08,143
I GOTTA KEEP LOOKING BECAUSE
I WANT WHAT THEY'VE GOT.
840
00:40:08,136 --> 00:40:11,676
AND I WANT LITA
TO FIND THAT, TOO.
841
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:15,780
SO HOW DOES THE PROPRIETOR
842
00:40:15,784 --> 00:40:18,624
OF ONE OF NEW YORK'S
FINEST ADULT THEATERS
843
00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:21,917
CONVINCE A KINDERGARTEN TEACHER
TO SPEND THE REST OF HER LIFE
844
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,020
WITH HIM,
FORSAKING ALL OTHERS?
(laughter)
845
00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:26,602
WELL, HE DIVES IN,
846
00:40:26,595 --> 00:40:29,095
DOESN'T GIVE HER A CHANCE
TO THINK ABOUT IT.
847
00:40:29,097 --> 00:40:30,827
72 HOURS, RIGHT, POP?
848
00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:33,829
THAT'S HOW LONG THE ENTIRE
GUS AND BIBI COURTSHIP LASTED.
849
00:40:33,832 --> 00:40:36,842
WHEN MY DAD MAKES A DECISION...
850
00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:38,735
IT'S MADE.
851
00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:41,167
THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT, POP.
852
00:40:41,169 --> 00:40:43,909
SO IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND
JOINING ME IN A TOAST
853
00:40:43,912 --> 00:40:47,182
TO MY PARENTS...
854
00:40:47,175 --> 00:40:49,545
(man) HEAR, HEAR.
(woman) CHEERS.
855
00:40:49,548 --> 00:40:50,618
MAMA...
856
00:40:50,619 --> 00:40:52,149
POP.
857
00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:54,750
THANK YOU
FOR SETTING THE BAR SO HIGH.
858
00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:57,193
I LOVE YOU. CHEERS.
859
00:40:57,185 --> 00:40:58,955
(all cheering)
SALUD.
860
00:40:58,957 --> 00:40:59,987
(clink)
861
00:40:59,988 --> 00:41:02,228
(Riley) NICK?
862
00:41:09,197 --> 00:41:11,137
(chuckles softly)
863
00:41:11,139 --> 00:41:13,999
THAT WAS SOME KISS THERE,
JOE KING.
864
00:41:14,002 --> 00:41:16,782
HOW ARE YOU
GONNA TOP THAT, HUH?
865
00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:18,175
MARRY ME.
866
00:41:18,176 --> 00:41:20,746
(laughs)
867
00:41:20,749 --> 00:41:22,809
UH, UH, I'M--I'M SORRY.
WHAT?
868
00:41:22,811 --> 00:41:25,811
LET'S GET MARRIED.
869
00:41:25,814 --> 00:41:28,594
YOU SHOULD, UM,
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KNOW
870
00:41:28,587 --> 00:41:32,187
THAT, UH, WHEN I TOLD MY DAD
TO TURN AROUND THE CAR, HE--
871
00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:34,720
HE TOLD ME
HE WAS DISOWNING ME.
872
00:41:34,723 --> 00:41:37,103
YOU'RE MARRYING
A PENNILESS SOCIAL WORKER.
873
00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:39,765
THEN THAT'S A YES?
874
00:41:39,768 --> 00:41:43,768
(cheering)
875
00:41:43,772 --> 00:41:46,202
WHOO!
YAY!
876
00:41:46,204 --> 00:41:48,584
I SUPPOSE THIS MEANS
YOU FEEL VALIDATED.
877
00:41:48,577 --> 00:41:50,877
YOU'RE BACK
TO MATCHING BY THE GUT?
878
00:41:50,879 --> 00:41:52,579
NO MORE SELF-DOUBT?
879
00:41:52,581 --> 00:41:55,581
I'M NOT SURE. THINGS DIDN'T
EXACTLY WORK OUT FOR FELIX.
880
00:41:55,584 --> 00:41:58,724
I'M THINKING ABOUT GOING WITH
THE "THROW A BUNCH OF STUFF
881
00:41:58,717 --> 00:42:02,047
UP AGAINST THE WALL,
SEE WHAT STICKS" THEORY. HEY!
ISN'T THAT WHAT GOT YOU
882
00:42:02,050 --> 00:42:05,090
INTO TROUBLE IN
THE FIRST PLACE--RANDOM ARROWS?
883
00:42:05,093 --> 00:42:07,803
THANKS, CLAIRE.
YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND.
884
00:42:07,796 --> 00:42:10,196
AND YOU WERE SO RIGHT.
(laughs)
885
00:42:10,198 --> 00:42:12,698
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU WERE RIGHT?
886
00:42:12,701 --> 00:42:15,301
HOW WERE YOU--
I WAS RIGHT.
887
00:42:15,303 --> 00:42:17,313
HEY, I MADE THIS MATCH.
888
00:42:17,305 --> 00:42:19,305
I'M NOT SHARING CREDIT
ON THIS.
889
00:42:19,307 --> 00:42:22,567
I DON'T KNOW, TREVOR.
I DID A LOT OF HEAVY LIFTING.
890
00:42:22,571 --> 00:42:23,671
WHAT? HOW?
891
00:42:23,672 --> 00:42:26,782
YOU WERE A-A NAYSAYER,
A POOH-POOHER.
CLAIRE!
892
00:42:32,651 --> 00:42:35,651
I CAN MAKE THAT MEETING.
WE'LL BE THERE TOGETHER.
893
00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:38,664
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
I GOT SOME ERRANDS TO RUN.
894
00:42:40,258 --> 00:42:42,688
MISS! EXCUSE ME! MISS?
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