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G'day, I'm Jane McDonald, and
strewth I'm down under.
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From big cities to
the blazing outback,
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from skyscrapers to waterfalls
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and stunning beaches,
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where do I begin?
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Australia is massive.
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23 hours it's taken me to get
here from the UK,
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so you can bet I'm going to explore
as much of it as I possibly can.
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It's not Blackpool, this, is it?
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In this series, there'll be
no mountain high enough
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and no water deep enough.
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This is fabulous!
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And, as it's a once-in-a-lifetime
experience,
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I'll be doing it in
a once-in-a-lifetime way.
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Then do all the West Coast
on a cruise,
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but I'm also going to do
the East Coast.
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So this bit I'm going to be
doing backpacking.
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OK, that might be pushing it,
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but I WILL be taking ships,
trains...
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Oh, things are looking up.
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..planes...
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..as we all discover what this great
country has to offer.
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SHE CHUCKLES
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So grab your thongs - that's
flip-flops to you and me -
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put on your budgie smugglers.
We're going on an adventure.
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Come on.
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This time, surf's up,
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as I take to the seas,
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and skies, of Australia's
unforgettable Gold Coast.
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When he got older, I thought, well,
he can do what he wants, really.
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I'll be hanging out with the hippies
in Nimbin...
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Can you sort my chakras? Yeah,
I think I can give it a go.
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..and hitting the waves in
Manly Beach.
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Shipwrecked!
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And that's even before I've boarded
this little beauty.
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I love this bit. Yeah!
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I'm meeting some kindred spirits...
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Come here, I want to hug you all.
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I just love you. I think
you're all amazing.
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..going underground in Fremantle...
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SHE GASPS
Oh, my God, that's a long way down.
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That's a long way down.
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..and making sure we all have
a blast.
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Oh!
SHE CHUCKLES
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Oh, my God.
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That certainly made me jump.
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OK, I've got two weeks to explore
the east of
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the land down under before I board
my ship over in the west.
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And where better to start than
the fabulous Gold Coast?
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Get ready to sample the delights
of Brisbane.
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Known to the locals as Brissy,
Australia's third largest city
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is packed with fantastic things to
see and do.
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World-class galleries, museums,
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and beautiful botanical gardens all
line the city's incredible river.
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It's also home to the world's first
and largest koala sanctuary.
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Oh, aren't they gorgeous?
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I've booked myself a trip to see a
few of these little fellas close-up.
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Who says I don't dress for
the occasion?
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Hello. Hi, Jane, I'm Kayla.
Hello, Kayla.
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Welcome to Lone Pine. Thank you.
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We are going to do a Keeper For
A Day experience
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with you today. Fantastic. So, it's
a real immersive,
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hands-on experience. You get to find
out what it's like to be
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a zoo keeper for the day.
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We've got lots of fun things
planned. Are you ready to go?
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Oh, yeah. All right, well, I'll let
you wear this... Oh, thank you.
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..just to let everyone know you are
doing that experience.
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Keeper For A Day. Keeper For A Day.
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Brilliant. Ready to go?
Yes, thank you. Let's go.
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Lone Pine opened its doors in 1927,
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providing refuge for poorly, injured
or orphaned koalas.
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Since then, the number of residents
has grown,
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along with the amount of visitors.
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This experience does cost a bit more
than a standard ticket,
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but it allows you to get as near to
the koalas as you possibly can.
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Apparently, there's 130 of them
living here now.
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Now, obviously, one of the big
things about maintaining
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a population of koalas of that size,
there's a lot of cleaning involved.
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So, one of the things that we're
going to get you to do today,
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that's right, is to help us clean
a koala exhibit.
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Great. Are you ready? I'm going
to be cleaning. You are.
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Fabulous. Where's my Marigolds?
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Other rubber products are available.
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So here we are. Yeah. This is where
actually our oldest
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male koala lives. Oh. His name is
Buckley. Buckley the oldest?
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Buckley, yes. Oh, bless him.
How old is he?
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He's 12 years old.
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Right. After you. OK.
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He's just curled up here having
a snooze. Oh, bless him.
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We are going to take our
scrubber brush. OK.
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You want to just give it
a good scrub.
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The main thing here is to make sure
you're coating the pole
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with the disinfectant.
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So it's very clean here, isn't it?
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We try to keep it that way,
yes, definitely.
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I reckon this looks great. In fact,
I think we're just about done.
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Great.
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Koalas do have a bit of a smell
to them.
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The male koalas in particular
are a bit smellier.
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Do you want to go...? It's a bit
like males in general,
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really, isn't it? A little bit,
yeah. Yeah.
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Would you like to have a sniff?
Yeah, shall we have a go
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and sniff Buckley? Yeah, maybe just
a little sniff.
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Come on over. Let's go and sniff
a bear. Yeah.
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Not top of my bucket list,
I'll admit, but I'm here now.
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Oh, yeah, that's quite strong,
isn't it? It is.
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It's a very...weird smell. Unique.
It is. It's hard to explain.
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It's a bit musky, it's kind of
eucalyptus-y. Yeah.
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But it's definitely distinct.
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"Go to Australia, Jane," they said.
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"Clean poo. Fill your nostrils."
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So, here's what I'm going to get
you to do. OK.
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Can you stand on these footprints
right here? Yeah.
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And when the koala comes out,
you are basically going to
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channel your inner tree. You're
going to be a tree for the koala...
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OK. ..and put one hand on top of
the other
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and just stay nice and still.
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So, here he comes. All right.
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This is Jarvis. He is
a five-year-old male koala.
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And there you go.
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Oh, he's grooming himself a little
bit there. Mm-hm.
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Never done this before.
Can you tell?
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What do you think? How does he feel?
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Heavy. He is heavy, right? Yep.
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And you might also be able to
feel under your hands
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that his bottom is quite hard. Yeah.
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So they have a bony plate under
the bum. That's true.
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Got a bony bum. That helps them to
sit up in the trees.
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So they've got, like, built-in
little seats there on their bums.
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Jarvis is a very sweet boy.
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He is, isn't he? Yeah.
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He's munching away.
He's munching away.
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All right. You've done very well.
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I reckon we'll take Jarvis back.
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Say goodbye to Jarvis. Oh, yeah.
Thank you very much.
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Thank you. I can breathe again.
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That was one of the most
nerve-racking things I've ever done.
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You did a wonderful job. Bless you.
All right, let's go.
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Although this was originally
a sanctuary for koalas only,
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it's now a refuge to more than 100
species of Australian wildlife...
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These barking owls can catch
things like possums.
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..including some lovely hooters.
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CROWD: Whoa.
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We have just been joined at the back
there by little Milo,
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and Milo is a beautiful
little barn owl.
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And she is going to use
a volunteer in our audience.
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So, Jane, who is our
keeper-for-a-day person today,
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if you would like to hop on here.
Right.
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And you are going to be meeting
Milo.
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Thank you.
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I'll get you to stand right here.
OK.
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We're going to get you to use a
glove just like we do, don't worry.
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That's good. On your left hand.
Thank you.
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All right, so out like this and Milo
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is going to go from this
little log over here,
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hopefully see this little mouse,
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and have her little mouse there.
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What a good girl.
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And then she's going to take
herself all the way home
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back into her little nest box.
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That's good. There she goes,
what a good girl.
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Yeah. Thank you very much.
How about a round of applause
for our volunteer?
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Thank you. Nice work.
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Every animal here receives
loads of love and care
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from the zookeepers.
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And that has a positive effect
on them all,
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even on the dingoes,
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Australia's native wild dogs.
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We're going to actually
get to go inside
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and meet our brother and sister
dingoes.
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Right. Are they friendly?
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They're very, very friendly.
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OK, no turning back.
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Get in and say hello. Yeah.
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OK.
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Hello, pretty girl.
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Hello.
Now you come down to say hello.
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So you can pet them
like a dog? You can.
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These two prefer pats
along their back. OK.
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There we go. He's on his way.
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Whoo! There we go.
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Hello, thanks for joining us,
Simpson.
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Yeah.
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Oh, hello. Yeah, you've got
some visitors. I know.
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Hello.
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Do you want one?
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Yeah.
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Getting braver now.
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Simpson!
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Hey, let's come onto the grass.
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Come on, come on.
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What's this?
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Hey!
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They are cute, aren't they?
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Where is she? Where is she?
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Hello, hello.
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Oh, little brother and sister
sniffing.
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There.
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There you go.
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Thank you
so much for such a wonderful day.
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It's been a great day. Look at me
with dingoes and koalas.
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I'm just made up. Do you want to go
clean some more exhibits?
No, you're OK.
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We've got a few more.
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No, it's fine, I'll have a
cup of tea. OK, need a cup of tea.
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Coming up...
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I embrace my inner hippie chick.
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Ooh.
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I never thought you could get
that reaction from a tuning fork.
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Ooh!
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Ooh.
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And surf's up in Sydney.
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Beautiful dismount, fantastic!
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Or is it down?
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Welcome back to my wonderful
adventure in Oz.
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I'm on a walkabout
along the east coast
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before travelling across the country
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to meet me ship later in the week.
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The fabulous Gold Coast,
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a stunning beach
and a surfers' paradise.
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That's its actual name, you know.
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It's perfect for getting
the sun on your back,
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feeling the sand between your toes
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and holding one of these
under your arm.
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Here I am.
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GIGGLING
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Hey, trust me, they're heavier
than they look.
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Here I am
228
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in surfers' paradise.
229
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I'm going surfing.
230
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THUNDER CRACKS
231
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What do you mean the
weather's on the turn?
232
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THUNDER
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Can't we not do it?
234
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Oh.
235
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Go somewhere else then.
236
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Yep, 300 days of sunshine each year,
237
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I turn up and it's like a wet
Wednesday in Wakey.
238
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Good thing there's lots of
other things to do here,
239
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even if they are a bit...
240
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..unusual.
241
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Oh, blimey, look at this.
242
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That's pretty scary stuff.
243
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I'm at an age now where, you know...
244
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..the bladder's not very good,
245
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so anything could happen in there,
really.
246
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I won't even mention wind.
247
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There's lots of it at this
indoor skydiving centre,
248
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where you can experience what it's
like to free-fall from 14,000 feet.
249
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Frightens the pants off me.
250
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But there are compensations.
251
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If you know what I mean.
252
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Hello. How are you doing, Jane?
I'm really well, how are you?
253
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Vincent, nice to meet you.
Hello, Vincent.
254
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Are you going to teach me
how to skydive?
255
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Yes, I'll be taking you in there,
keeping you safe,
making sure you're OK in there.
256
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Are you excited to go? Yeah.
257
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Well, I did come out this morning
expecting to wear a bikini,
258
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but maybe this is better
for all of us, eh?
259
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I love a jumpsuit.
260
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Am I rocking it, baby? Am I?
261
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Right, guys, come on through,
have a seat.
262
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Around 40 quid it costs for one
of these standard flights,
263
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but if you fancy
going right to the top,
264
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the price gets a bit higher too.
265
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You always get to this point
266
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and you always want to go
to the toilet.
267
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Every time. Too late now, though.
268
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All right, Jane,
were going to start with... You.
269
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Oh, great!
270
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That's just what I needed to hear.
271
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Oh, hang on,
there's something not right here.
272
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MUSIC SLOWS DOWN
273
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Yeah, I can't,
it's the breathing I can't do.
274
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Yeah.
275
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I'm...I'm actually shaking.
276
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I couldn't breathe.
277
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Well, that were pretty intense.
278
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Mind you, I'm not giving up,
279
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not with these
hunky instructors around.
280
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They're giving me a full-face
helmet
281
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to help me breathing.
282
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I feel like Evil Knievel.
283
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Hey up.
284
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INAUDIBLE
285
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,440
Right, here we go again.
286
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This is just something else.
287
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,360
I'm so pleased I had another go.
288
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,840
I'm even more pleased
I didn't have a drink last night.
289
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,600
Oh, my God!
290
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,320
Oh, my God.
291
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,840
That was...
292
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,520
..amazing.
293
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:18,240
When he got hold of me I thought,
"He can do what he wants, really."
294
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,880
And he just took me up and down
295
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,040
and spinning and I was like, "Yeah,
296
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,440
"I'm flying like Peter Pan."
297
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:27,120
And as soon as I asked for this
with the visor on
298
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I was absolutely fine.
299
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,480
So, if you're going to have a
problem stop and say,
300
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,400
"I'm uncomfortable with something."
301
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:38,120
Because now I could go back in there
and do it all day.
302
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,080
It were absolutely brilliant.
303
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,360
Oh, I think I'm in love.
304
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:50,200
Day three and I've
gone for a 90-minute drive inland
305
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,320
to a village like no other.
306
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,280
If you're backpacking
round Oz like me - leave it -
307
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then you have to come to Nimbin.
308
00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,760
If you're into karma,
chakras and crystals,
309
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,960
then this is the place for you.
310
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,440
I'm going to release
my inner spirit.
311
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,120
Oh, yeah, come on.
312
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:14,360
It's fair to say there's a
more free and easy way of life here.
313
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,040
And, yes, I have dressed to fit in.
314
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:21,840
There's a lot of strange aromas
around here.
315
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:24,520
It's, er, it's very hippiefied...
316
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,360
..which is fab.
317
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:33,360
You will never see another
place like Nimbin in your life.
318
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:40,520
It all started from a festival
that was here in 1973
319
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,680
and people just didn't leave.
320
00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,320
They just set up camp
321
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,080
and, er, and we have Nimbin,
322
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:50,480
which I think is a really, really
323
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,120
fantastic thing to do.
324
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,440
The Aquarius Festival
was an arts and music event
325
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celebrating
counterculture as a response
326
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:01,400
to Australia's involvement
in the Vietnam war.
327
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:06,040
It made Nimbin the centre
of the country's hippie movement
328
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,680
and home to people with
alternative ideas.
329
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,160
And when they get that feeling,
330
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,360
they want natural healing.
331
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,000
Medical cannabis.
332
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,920
Given the strong smell in the air,
333
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,400
I'd definitely say
this is the high street!
334
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,760
Now, I'm going to go into
this apothe...
335
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,880
How do you say it?
..apothecary, which is a chemist,
336
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,160
because I need to get over jet lag
337
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,800
because I can't sleep,
338
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,440
so I'm just going to go in and see
if she can help me out.
339
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,280
Hello? Hello. Hello there.
How are you?
340
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:42,760
I'm really, really well, apart
from sleep deprivation. OK.
341
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,440
Have you got anything that can
make me sleep? OK.
342
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:49,120
What I would recommend is
the restful sleep mix that we do.
343
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,920
Yeah, restful sleep would be good.
344
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,120
Yeah, no problem.
345
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,400
This place has been selling
homoeopathic remedies
346
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,800
for nearly 30 years.
347
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,400
Should have got the hang of it
by now, then.
348
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,640
So, what are you putting in this,
then?
349
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,160
So, this mix that I'm doing for you
has got valerian,
350
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,360
which is good for muscle relaxation.
351
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,680
It's got chamomile,
which is relaxing,
352
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:11,320
and then lemon balm, passion flower
and skullcap to help you get into
restful sleep.
353
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,720
Good.
354
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,920
It's very complex getting to
sleep... Yeah.
355
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,720
So if you're out of whack,
356
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,920
then it's not going to help.
357
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,120
My whack is definitely out.
358
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,760
Don't worry, we get lots of people
with their whack out!
359
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,600
Well, I reckon she's got some
Yorkshire in her blood.
360
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,880
Right now, though, I need someone
with magic in their fingers.
361
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,080
An alternative therapist
362
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,080
who can separate
me ying from me yang,
363
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:42,480
and relax me with something called
sound healing.
364
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,680
Gillian? Yes.
365
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:47,680
Hello, I'm Jane.
Really nice to meet you. You too.
366
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,160
Can you sort me chakras?
367
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:50,920
Yeah, I think I can give it a go.
368
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,400
Just jump up here?
Yeah, thanks. Thank you.
369
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,840
Oh, it's a bit higher
than I thought.
370
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,440
Oh!
371
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,480
Excuse my leg.
372
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,760
Good start.
373
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:04,400
Just take a nice deep breath.
Deep breaths?
374
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,160
Start to relax.
375
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,240
HIGH PITCHED CHIME
376
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,560
The chimes produce different notes
and sound waves
377
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:14,560
and it's these musical vibrations
that heal your body and mind...
378
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:15,640
..apparently.
379
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,160
This is going to help me
feel better
380
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,000
and maybe not so old?
381
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,840
THEY LAUGH
382
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,640
I can only do so much.
All right, thank you.
383
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,600
You're not a miracle worker.
384
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,600
This actually feels great.
385
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,760
Even if I do feel like a xylophone.
386
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:39,240
Just going to ground you now
with the tuning forks.
387
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,040
Ooh.
388
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:46,440
That's lovely. There's a vibration
right going up my legs there.
389
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:49,520
I never thought you could get that
reaction from a tuning fork.
390
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,440
Ooh.
391
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,640
I've got a tuning
fork at home as well.
392
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,160
I might just try different
things with that now.
393
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:11,320
Ooh! Oh, yeah. That's so good.
394
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,320
SHE SIGHS
Thank you. Thank you so much.
395
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:23,880
I needed to come here today to get
this sorted out.
396
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,640
And a bit of this sorted out.
397
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,560
And I think I've done it.
398
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,360
Well, thank you, Nimbin, for such
a chilled out day.
399
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:36,000
Time to leave now and get some
sleep.
400
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:44,320
Now, if this was a normal trip, I'd
now be boarding a ship to get me to
the next stop.
401
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:48,880
But this one isn't normal because my
boat is sailing from the opposite
coast.
402
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,840
Rather than fly across the country
direct to meet her,
403
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,520
I'm going to stop off for a day or
so along the way -
404
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,360
in the city that now feels like a
second home.
405
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,600
Well, Sydney, I'm back!
406
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,640
Do you know, it doesn't seem two
minutes since I was climbing that
bridge
407
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,880
and singing on that amazing stage.
408
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:09,600
But this time I'm here to probe
Sydney a little deeper and this time
in rubber.
409
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:15,240
Don't worry, it's not one of THEM
programmes.
410
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,920
Because the weather stopped me in
Surfers Paradise,
411
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:21,280
I'm heading 10 miles up the coast to
Manly Beach.
412
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:25,680
I'm driving but if you have the
time, the Manly ferry is a fabulous
way to get there.
413
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,320
I'm off to learn how to surf like
an expert...
414
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,520
Morning!
415
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:31,840
..and dress like one.
416
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,520
Good morning, how are you?
Hi, there.
417
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,440
I'm looking for a wet suit.
418
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:40,360
I'm thinking more Pamela Anderson,
less Michelin man.
419
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:44,800
You know, so, can you... Yeah.
..give me something to make me look
absolutely fantastic?
420
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,880
Yeah, I'll show you what you've got.
421
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:50,320
Is it going to suck me in, if you
know what I mean? A little bit!
422
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,960
Well, you've got to ask, haven't
you?
423
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,200
Well, these ones are good cos
they're nice and thin,
424
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:58,440
so they're not going to like add too
much thickness onto your own body.
Oh, that's not... Yeah, OK.
425
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,920
So, yeah. I don't want thickness
adding.
426
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,120
Yeah, so those ones are specifically
designed to, like,
427
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:07,560
make you look good, so, we can try
that one as well! It's that one!
428
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,640
This is rather fabulous.
429
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:18,280
It's a workout just trying to get it
on.
430
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,200
It's hard work. Ooh!
431
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,320
Bloody heck. I'm exhausted.
432
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:25,920
How you going in there?
433
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,200
This is like... Shall I just come
out a bit?
434
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,920
Yeah, yeah, show me how you're
going.
435
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,560
This is not the easiest thing I've
ever done in my life.
436
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,480
That fit looks pretty good though.
Are you sure?
437
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,280
Yeah. Yeah.
438
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,120
Hang on.
439
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:42,560
SHE STRAINS
Ha!
440
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,680
Just try and wriggle this up and get
your hand through.
441
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:52,680
SHE LAUGHS
442
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,280
Oh, gosh.
443
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,840
Beautiful. Just pop your shoulders
back.
444
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,400
Yeah. Can you hear my bones
cracking?!
445
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,200
I'm choking!
446
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,840
It's up, it's on!
447
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:15,840
I don't think this is the best look
I've ever had!
448
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,000
So this is the most flattering
you've got?
449
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,480
There's no hope! There's no hope!
450
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,400
I feel like a Teletubby!
451
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,640
OK, so we'll just get you to try
this one on now.
452
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,480
JANE STRAINS
453
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,640
Bloody Nora!
454
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,480
Perfect.
455
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,840
Oh, this one isn't choking me as
much. That's always handy, isn't it?
456
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,000
Yeah, that fits you really well.
457
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,120
Do you think? Yeah.
458
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,520
I'm a beach babe.
459
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:53,520
Now, this one, I can walk and I can
move and I can bend.
460
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,680
Look at that. I can't touch my toes!
461
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,160
I can breathe in this.
462
00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:01,400
And so the thinner one is definitely
the one for me.
463
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,800
Actually, does my bum look big in
this? I'm sure it'll be fine.
464
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,920
Right, Manly Beach is nearly a mile
long.
465
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:13,360
It gets nearly 2.5 million visitors
each year
466
00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:16,960
and it's just the place to come when
you're beach-body ready.
467
00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:22,640
BAYWATCH THEME PLAYS
468
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:30,680
Baywatch...
469
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,200
MUSIC TRAILS OFF
470
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,760
..I think it's more like Crimewatch.
471
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,640
No, I've failed.
Almost there.
472
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,200
I've failed.
473
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,840
SHE SIGHS
474
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,200
I can't do this.
475
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:49,640
Terrific effort. I'm nearly 40.
Terrific.
476
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:53,480
Gosh. You OK? Well done, that was
great. Fantastic.
477
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,400
Feel good? Yeah. Oh, look, you've
got a big smile on your face.
478
00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:00,640
This is Steve, by the way. My Manly
surfing instructor.
479
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,840
Position yourself exactly like
this... OK.
480
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,040
..so that the nose stays up out of
the water. OK.
481
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,920
And then it's simply an action like
that.
482
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,040
That's it? That's all you've got to
do, OK?
483
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,760
Right. Ready? Yeah. Let's go.
484
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,320
OK, so... Oh, it's cold!
It's nice and warm, isn't it(!)
485
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,840
Oh, my God, it's cold!
486
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,840
OK, are you ready?
487
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:24,080
I want you to get on exactly in that
same position we were at. OK.
488
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,040
Whoa! You look fantastic.
489
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,600
Right. OK, are you ready? So
remember what I said. OK.
490
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,360
Right hand drag through the water,
left hand drag through the water.
491
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:36,960
OK. There you go. Awesome.
492
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:41,320
That's it. Perfect. That's it,
you're doing well.
493
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,200
Yeah? OK, Jane, turn around.
494
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:47,560
Turn around? Stop. Yeah. Turn
around. How do I turn around?
495
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,160
Big strokes of the left arm.
496
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,360
There you go, perfect.
497
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,160
Yeah. Nice.
498
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,160
This is harder than I thought.
499
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,320
Hang on a minute. Argh!
500
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,440
Watch out for the rocks, though! Ah!
501
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:08,200
Shipwrecked! I'm ship... Oh, my God!
I'm sorry.
502
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,040
What are you looking for over here?
Can I have a lifeguard, please?!
503
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,040
HE LAUGHS
504
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:16,520
I'll tell you what, I'll turn you
around. Yeah. Are you ready? Right.
505
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,120
And go for it. Thank you.
506
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,600
Hard as you can, hard as you can to
the shore. Hard as you can.
507
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,600
SHE SHRIEKS
508
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,480
Beautiful dismount! Fantastic!
509
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,120
Oh, that was great.
510
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:33,400
Oh, thank you, Steve.
No problem. Absolutely my pleasure.
511
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,000
That's great. You did great.
512
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000
I'll not try standing up.
513
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:40,360
I thought that was all going to be a
walk in the park.
514
00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:43,160
You know, a bit of a red costume
moment.
515
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,880
It's a lot harder than you think.
516
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,160
Pamela Anderson has got a lot to
answer for.
517
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,960
Right, cocktails.
518
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,840
Coming up, I get my teeth into
something meaty.
519
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,000
I like a big portion, I do.
520
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,840
And they've sent me to prison.
521
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:04,040
Gosh, I didn't expect this at all.
522
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:07,640
It's like the film isn't it,
The Shawshank Redemption? Yeah,
yeah.
523
00:27:15,220 --> 00:27:18,500
Well, I'm back in one of my
favourite cities.
524
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:22,420
Australia's biggest and one of the
world's most famous.
525
00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:24,780
Five million people call it home.
526
00:27:24,780 --> 00:27:27,660
Three times that pay a visit every
year.
527
00:27:27,660 --> 00:27:30,740
And it's where I've stopped off on
my way to the west coast.
528
00:27:30,740 --> 00:27:33,340
The thing is though, I've done
Sydney in the daytime.
529
00:27:33,340 --> 00:27:34,660
Innit lovely, here?
530
00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:40,100
So I thought I'd get out and get
a taste of it at night at
Woolloomooloo wharf.
531
00:27:44,820 --> 00:27:47,380
That's strong, is that!
532
00:27:47,380 --> 00:27:50,300
Do you know, this is quite
a different experience for me on
this trip
533
00:27:50,300 --> 00:27:56,260
because I'm doing half of it on land
and half of it on the ship.
534
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:58,780
A lot of packing and unpacking.
535
00:27:59,860 --> 00:28:01,780
But, hey, it'll be worth it.
536
00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:03,700
We're gonna have a great time.
537
00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:07,740
But, you know, I've had a right busy
day and all I fancy today
538
00:28:07,740 --> 00:28:11,180
is not some exotic fish dish, which
I can get here.
539
00:28:11,180 --> 00:28:13,020
I just fancy a pie.
540
00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:15,180
But I'll have me Cosmo first!
541
00:28:15,180 --> 00:28:17,660
Oh, yes. I love my life.
542
00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:26,380
And I'm also very fond of this spot
just round the corner.
543
00:28:26,380 --> 00:28:30,380
Five years ago, I came to this very
place with Ed
544
00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:33,460
and he treated me to pie, mash,
mushy peas and gravy.
545
00:28:33,460 --> 00:28:35,820
And it was one of the best memories
I've ever had.
546
00:28:35,820 --> 00:28:40,380
So I could not come back to Sydney
and not visit this amazing place.
547
00:28:40,380 --> 00:28:43,180
By 'eck he knows how to treat
a girl, my other half.
548
00:28:44,540 --> 00:28:50,020
Harry's Cafe de Wheels has been
serving up mouthwatering beef pies
since the 1930s.
549
00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:55,100
The original owner, Harry Edwards,
was a boxer, whose nickname in the
ring was The Tiger.
550
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:59,340
So no prizes for guessing the name
of the most famous dish on the menu.
551
00:28:59,340 --> 00:29:01,820
Now, we're no strangers to pie
dinners back in the UK,
552
00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:03,220
let's be honest.
553
00:29:03,220 --> 00:29:06,420
But it's the way they assemble it
here that makes it so special.
554
00:29:06,420 --> 00:29:09,620
I'm meeting one of the owners,
Keith, to see how it's done.
555
00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:12,460
I'm Jane, nice to meet you. Hi,
Jane. Lovely to meet you. You are
right?
556
00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:14,300
Welcome to Harry's. Thank you so
much.
557
00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:16,860
This is such a famous pie shop here,
isn't it?
558
00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:20,580
It's an icon in Sydney and an icon
in Australia.
559
00:29:20,580 --> 00:29:25,100
Now, I'm excited because you get
like a meal, it's a full meal, isn't
it, in one? Oh, absolutely.
560
00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:27,300
You get your mashed potato, you get
your gravy.
561
00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:30,460
You get proper mushy peas. Mushy
peas. Mushy peas! Can I have a look?
562
00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:33,180
Oh, certainly, please. Can I go and
have a look how it's all made?
563
00:29:33,180 --> 00:29:35,780
Let me introduce you to the
restaurant manager. Roland.
564
00:29:36,940 --> 00:29:40,660
Roland. Ah, Roland. You're the boss
man! He is.
565
00:29:40,660 --> 00:29:42,860
He's got some real stories to tell,
has Roland.
566
00:29:42,860 --> 00:29:45,180
So do you get any celebrities come
here?
567
00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:48,460
A lot of celebrities come down.
Yeah? Pamela Anderson.
568
00:29:48,460 --> 00:29:52,220
Pamela Anderson? Oh, we're very
alike, me and Pamela Anderson.
569
00:29:52,220 --> 00:29:55,820
So alike. You've had Elton John as
well? Yeah, Elton John.
570
00:29:55,820 --> 00:29:58,740
He's a bit of a regular. He loves it
here.
571
00:29:58,740 --> 00:30:00,620
Oh, that's good to know.
572
00:30:00,620 --> 00:30:02,820
Because I'm sure he's watching the
show, is Elton.
573
00:30:02,820 --> 00:30:06,300
So, hello, Elton. I'm
here at your favourite pie shop.
574
00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:10,580
But can I come and have a look...
Yeah, for sure. Certainly. Come in.
575
00:30:10,580 --> 00:30:13,580
The recipes remained unchanged
for nearly a century.
576
00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:16,860
The presentation might be a little
bit different tonight though.
577
00:30:16,860 --> 00:30:21,220
Oh, so this is where it all happens,
yeah? This is where everything
happens. OK.
578
00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:23,460
I'll introduce you to The Tiger.
The Tiger?
579
00:30:23,460 --> 00:30:25,420
That's what we're famous for.
Fantastic.
580
00:30:25,420 --> 00:30:27,780
And probably you can construct one.
581
00:30:27,780 --> 00:30:31,380
Shall I do what you're doing then?
Yeah. Follow me.
582
00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:34,380
Right, make way for the domestic
goddess.
583
00:30:34,380 --> 00:30:38,140
A dollop of mash. All right. OK.
584
00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:45,540
That's a big dollop of mash.
Perfect! That's a big dollop!
Perfect.
585
00:30:45,540 --> 00:30:48,700
You get some mushy peas. Oh, mushy
peas.
586
00:30:48,700 --> 00:30:52,380
Or Yorkshire caviar, for the
uninitiated.
587
00:30:52,380 --> 00:30:56,340
I'm getting much bigger portions
than you are! That's all right!
588
00:30:56,340 --> 00:30:58,780
I like a big portion.
589
00:30:58,780 --> 00:31:02,820
And now we grab the gravy. Yeah?
There's a little trick to that.
590
00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:04,420
OK.
591
00:31:04,420 --> 00:31:08,660
Press it down, twist it. Ahh! OK.
There you go, that's The Tiger.
592
00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:13,020
OK, so I take that like that and
then I push that down, yeah?
593
00:31:13,020 --> 00:31:15,580
Push it down, yeah. Oh, dear.
594
00:31:15,580 --> 00:31:18,180
And then that's that. Ohh!
Perfect.
595
00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:21,060
Look at that. That's the best Tiger
I've ever seen. Oh, stop!
596
00:31:21,060 --> 00:31:23,140
THEY LAUGH
597
00:31:23,140 --> 00:31:26,620
Well, praise from Roland definitely
calls for a celebratory slap-up.
598
00:31:27,860 --> 00:31:29,980
Mmm!
599
00:31:31,220 --> 00:31:34,540
Oh, that is so good, isn't it? You
can't beat...
600
00:31:34,540 --> 00:31:38,340
You can't beat pie, mash and mushy
peas with some gravy on it.
601
00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:40,980
I don't care what part of the world
you're in.
602
00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:43,660
There is no taste quite like that.
603
00:31:43,660 --> 00:31:45,860
Rowland, thank you so much for
letting us back here.
604
00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:48,500
No worries, our pleasure.
A pleasure having you here.
605
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:51,220
And keep up the good work, won't
you? Thank you.
606
00:31:51,220 --> 00:31:54,220
I'm off now to eat my pie. Is that
all right? Enjoy. I will.
607
00:31:54,220 --> 00:31:56,540
See you later. See you. Ta-ra.
608
00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:58,540
Oh, I love a pie!
609
00:31:58,540 --> 00:32:00,340
I've had a lot of fun here tonight.
610
00:32:00,340 --> 00:32:03,300
But to actually come to the other
side of the world,
611
00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:08,500
to taste something that is so homely
to me is just wonderful.
612
00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:13,660
I'm just going to carry on eating
my pie. I hope you don't mind but
it's been a long day andI'm hungry.
613
00:32:16,580 --> 00:32:19,620
My mini break in Sydney has come to
an end all too quickly
614
00:32:19,620 --> 00:32:23,300
cos it's time for the next leg
of me Aussie adventure.
615
00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:26,660
Today, I'm catching a flight from
Sydney Airport to meet my ship
616
00:32:26,660 --> 00:32:29,260
before cruising the west coast of
the country.
617
00:32:29,260 --> 00:32:33,500
My only regret is that I never got
to take a trip like this sooner.
618
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:37,460
I never did a gap year. I couldn't
afford to do a gap year!
619
00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:39,140
I could not afford to do a gap year.
620
00:32:39,140 --> 00:32:41,500
What I did was I worked my passage.
621
00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:46,100
SHE LAUGHS
To coin a phrase. I...
622
00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:50,500
I went to work on a cruise ship.
623
00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:54,780
And I saw the world, so I did a gap
year but I got paid to do it.
624
00:32:58,740 --> 00:33:01,260
Here we go. Oh, thank you very much.
625
00:33:01,260 --> 00:33:05,420
I've still got jet lag from the last
flight, so who knows how this one's
going to go.
626
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:09,580
Hello. Thank you. That's it, thank
you.
627
00:33:09,580 --> 00:33:13,180
As the sleep remedy I bought in
Nimbin still hasn't kicked in,
628
00:33:13,180 --> 00:33:15,420
I bought myself a travel pillow.
629
00:33:15,420 --> 00:33:17,580
This is rather fabulous, isn't it?
630
00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:21,540
Here we go, then.
631
00:33:22,940 --> 00:33:25,140
The engines are thrusting.
632
00:33:25,140 --> 00:33:27,260
And I'm going to try and get some
sleep in.
633
00:33:29,940 --> 00:33:34,660
So I think it's one of them that
go round your neck, which will help.
634
00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:37,940
So I think I've just got to blow it
up.
635
00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:40,780
Is that where you blow it?
636
00:33:47,660 --> 00:33:50,580
It's full of lipstick now.
ENGINE NOISE DROWNS SPEECH
637
00:34:00,980 --> 00:34:03,300
It just looks like bagpipes.
638
00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:10,020
What would you do with this?
639
00:34:14,060 --> 00:34:15,980
I don't know how you would use this?
640
00:34:15,980 --> 00:34:19,780
Oh, well, looks like I'll just
have to sit back and enjoy the views
instead.
641
00:34:21,020 --> 00:34:23,740
We're flying 2,000 miles across
the outback
642
00:34:23,740 --> 00:34:27,020
to one of the world's most
isolated cities, Perth.
643
00:34:28,380 --> 00:34:31,660
Then once we land it's a quick drive
to Fremantle,
644
00:34:31,660 --> 00:34:33,940
where me ship's waiting to sail.
645
00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:37,580
We'll be steaming south to our first
port of call - Albany,
646
00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:40,740
before making our way up the coast
to Margaret River.
647
00:34:40,740 --> 00:34:42,980
Then it's a short journey back
to Fremantle,
648
00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:46,020
where I'll pick up my second cruise.
649
00:34:46,020 --> 00:34:49,740
Before I board me ship, I've got
time to explore Fremantle.
650
00:34:49,740 --> 00:34:52,860
Now, I could check out the markets
or hit the beach
651
00:34:52,860 --> 00:34:55,420
but I can do those sort of things
any time.
652
00:34:55,420 --> 00:34:59,260
And today isn't any time, it's
visiting time.
653
00:34:59,260 --> 00:35:01,980
Fremantle is indeed famous for its
docks
654
00:35:01,980 --> 00:35:04,220
but it's also notorious for its cell
blocks.
655
00:35:04,220 --> 00:35:08,060
When they said, "Jane, do you fancy
going behind bars in Fremantle?"
656
00:35:08,060 --> 00:35:10,660
Something tells me it's not to make
myself a pina colada!
657
00:35:13,100 --> 00:35:16,460
Yep, they've sent me to prison.
Fremantle prison.
658
00:35:17,820 --> 00:35:20,460
Thousands of inmates were held
within these walls
659
00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:25,740
from its construction in 1852 to its
closure nearly 140 years later.
660
00:35:25,740 --> 00:35:28,580
It's now reopened as a tourist
attraction,
661
00:35:28,580 --> 00:35:32,420
complete with a guide named Luke,
who's showing me round.
662
00:35:32,420 --> 00:35:36,660
So we're moving into the main cell
block, where all the prisoners were
kept.
663
00:35:36,660 --> 00:35:39,380
Oh, God, it's like being on telly,
isn't it?
664
00:35:39,380 --> 00:35:40,900
Yeah, it's massive, isn't it?
665
00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:44,180
Gosh. I didn't expect this at all.
666
00:35:44,180 --> 00:35:47,980
Wow. It's like the film, isn't it,
The Shawshank Redemption. Yeah,
yeah.
667
00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:49,540
Whoa.
668
00:35:51,260 --> 00:35:56,740
Well, it might look a bit like
a Hollywood film set but there's
nowt glamorous about it.
669
00:35:56,740 --> 00:36:01,380
In 1850, English and Irish convicts
were sent to Fremantle to build the
prison,
670
00:36:01,380 --> 00:36:03,420
before being locked up inside.
671
00:36:03,420 --> 00:36:05,980
It's quite haunting in a way.
672
00:36:05,980 --> 00:36:09,020
Then again, there's something
strangely familiar about it.
673
00:36:09,020 --> 00:36:13,260
When they started constructing, the
metal order from England hadn't
arrived.
674
00:36:13,260 --> 00:36:18,820
So they pulled all the iron off the
transport ships
675
00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:22,420
and they used that to build the
balustrades in here.
676
00:36:22,420 --> 00:36:27,500
So that's why it has a kind of, very
much a nautical feel about it.
677
00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:31,140
It does, doesn't it? Yeah, it feels
like you're in a ship, a big ship.
It really does.
678
00:36:31,140 --> 00:36:34,460
Well, OK, maybe not when you check
out the accommodation.
679
00:36:35,580 --> 00:36:38,100
It can't have been pleasant staying
in these bleak cells
680
00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:40,860
with little space and even less to
do.
681
00:36:40,860 --> 00:36:43,500
But at least one prisoner found
a way to fill the time.
682
00:36:44,820 --> 00:36:50,020
So this cell belonged to a convict
called James Walsh
683
00:36:50,020 --> 00:36:53,780
and he tried to forge a £1 note in
England.
684
00:36:53,780 --> 00:36:59,860
And so they brought him out here and
for some reason they allowed him to
draw on the walls
685
00:36:59,860 --> 00:37:01,900
and to practise his art. Gosh, look,
yeah.
686
00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:04,820
And as you can see, he was extremely
talented. These are all his?
687
00:37:04,820 --> 00:37:07,020
These are all his. Wow.
688
00:37:07,020 --> 00:37:11,740
How wonderful that that is still
here. Yeah.
689
00:37:13,540 --> 00:37:15,740
Wow, amazing.
690
00:37:15,740 --> 00:37:19,340
So much went on here, from hangings
and floggings,
691
00:37:19,340 --> 00:37:21,980
to prisoner riots and escape
attempts.
692
00:37:21,980 --> 00:37:26,940
So now we will take you down into
the tunnels underneath the prison.
Right.
693
00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:30,500
And I'll introduce you to Chris, our
tunnels guide. Hi. Hi.
694
00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:33,300
Really nice to meet you. Thank you
so much.
695
00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:34,980
But even more tales lie beneath.
696
00:37:34,980 --> 00:37:38,140
You're taking me in the tunnels now?
Oh, yes! Oh, right then. Here we go.
697
00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:43,420
Now, apparently to enter this dark
underbelly, a costume change is
called for.
698
00:37:45,620 --> 00:37:49,380
Oh, so glamorous! So I'm dressed as
a ghostbuster.
699
00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:53,260
Yeah, and I hope you're ready, Jane,
because you and me are about to
climb the ladder.
700
00:37:53,260 --> 00:37:55,060
The ladder? The ladder.
701
00:37:55,060 --> 00:37:57,460
The ladder of doom?
The ladder of doom!
702
00:37:57,460 --> 00:38:00,420
SHE GASPS
Oh, my God! That's a long way down!
703
00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:03,580
That's a long way down.
704
00:38:05,660 --> 00:38:07,060
Coming up...
705
00:38:07,060 --> 00:38:09,060
I finally get to board my ship.
706
00:38:09,060 --> 00:38:13,260
I love this bit. Yes! Oh, yes!
707
00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:15,180
And trouble onboard...
708
00:38:15,180 --> 00:38:18,580
This sounds absolutely rubbish!
709
00:38:18,580 --> 00:38:21,660
..as I get lost in transit.
710
00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:24,620
I'm just wondering if you can help
me out. Yes. What can I do?
711
00:38:24,620 --> 00:38:26,880
How do you find your way around the
ship?
712
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,760
I'm inside Fremantle prison.
713
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,800
SHE GASPS
Oh, my God! That's a long way down.
714
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:42,160
About to descend 20m below the
surface.
715
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,240
Let's go.
716
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:46,160
It's like scaling the
Angel Of The North from top to toe.
717
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:49,000
Bloody hell, guys. This is a bit
much, isn't it?
718
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000
It's a lot harder than I thought.
719
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,400
Good, well done, Jane.
720
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,960
Thank goodness for that!
That's the scariest thing.
721
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,920
And we've barely started the tour
yet.
722
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,880
It has some interesting acoustic
properties. Yeah?
723
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:07,320
If you give me a nice big hello out
into the wall.
724
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:10,000
OK. Into this wall? A big voice,
Jane.
725
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,960
Hello!
726
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:17,240
Do you hear there is no echo? No,
there's nothing. Yeah, it just dies
off.
727
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:20,560
So your voice gets broken up on the
rough ragged rock and absorbed like
sponge.
728
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:24,480
But if you were down here screaming
for help, no-one is going to hear
you.
729
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,000
Great! Yeah.
730
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,480
Well, that's comforting. I'd better
behave myself.
731
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,200
Follow me. OK.
732
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,440
Right, it's been a nice life!
733
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:38,720
These tunnels were dug by the
convicts by hand.
734
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:42,520
Not to escape this time but to
provide Fremantle's water supply.
735
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,800
The actual floor of the tunnel looks
like this. Gosh, look at that!
736
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,720
But when you shine the light up like
that.
737
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:51,040
SHE GASPS
Holy cow!
738
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,240
That is frightening! Look at that!
739
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:56,400
It's a reflection of the ceiling,
it's working like a mirror.
740
00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:00,040
So the water's very clean and very
clear and you get this beautiful
image...
741
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,080
So that's a mirror image of what is
above us? Hmm.
742
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:08,360
This is really spooky down here.
Spooky, spooky, spooky!
743
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,840
This place is full of surprises.
744
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:14,440
There's even little rafts down here
if you want to go deeper inside.
745
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,720
Sit down. Right. And then don't fall
in or out of the boat.
746
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:21,800
Don't fall in or out. Ohh! OK.
747
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,720
That's it. Oh, just to sit down!
748
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:27,640
Now, Jane, you can just relax. I'm
going to do all the hard work.
Good.
749
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,800
So it'll be like the gondolas of
Venice. Yeah. Oh, I like that.
750
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,320
Except I won't sing.
751
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:35,160
You can sing to me, love. No, that
would be nice.
752
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:45,040
If you turn all the lights off
really quickly, you can see just how
dark and quiet it is down here.
753
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:48,160
It's like a coffin. Yeah, well, I
guess so!
754
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:53,600
I've never been in a coffin but I...
You imagine this is what it would be
like. Yeah.
755
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,600
So me in there as well? Yeah, you
and me, in a coffin!
756
00:40:56,600 --> 00:41:00,160
HE LAUGHS
Hello, lights on please, lights on.
Yeah.
757
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,840
Like now. That's spooky!
758
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,080
Right, that's enough, where's the
exit?
759
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,680
Are we going down there? Yes.
760
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,800
We're going here. Right, bye.
It's been lovely.
761
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:17,000
Oh, I'm glad I'm not driving. Now,
Jane, you're in charge of steering
up there. OK. Oh, sorry.
762
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,840
I didn't know I had a job to do.
All right. That's it.
763
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,600
When you're ready, Jane, you can hop
on out. I'll keep the boat nice and
steady.
764
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,280
THEY LAUGH
765
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:26,600
This is the hardest bit!
766
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:29,080
All right, how about if I get out...
Oh, no, you've got it?
767
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,880
Look at that. Oh, Jeez. Hang on
a minute!
768
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,520
Oh, steady on.
SHE LAUGHS
769
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,760
Yeah, that's it. All right.
770
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,560
Good.
SHE STRAINS WITH EFFORT
771
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,760
Thank goodness I've made it.
772
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:47,040
Well, that's my tour of Fremantle
prison done and dusted.
773
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:53,040
It's been fascinating but I don't
want to be banged up again, abroad
or otherwise.
774
00:41:55,960 --> 00:42:00,320
Time to leave now cos it's time for
the next leg of my Aussie adventure.
775
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:06,480
And it's all aboard this little
beauty.
776
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,680
This is the Sun Princess and
this noble vessel
777
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,440
is going to take us on the west
coast of Aus.
778
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:16,600
I can't wait to get on board. Come
on. Come on!
779
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:25,000
At 15 decks high, this ship has
plenty to keep all 2,000 passengers
busy.
780
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:31,280
Three pools, a theatre, a spa
and seven restaurants offering food
from all over the world.
781
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,320
There's also a gym,
782
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,440
and, much more importantly for me,
10 bars.
783
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,960
I've got my card.
784
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,360
Hi.
785
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,280
Thank you very much.
786
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,200
I'm on! I'm on! I'm on the ship.
787
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,640
Hello.
788
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,400
There are 1,011 cabins on board,
789
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,360
ranging from affordable ones without
an ocean view,
790
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,400
to more expensive suites.
791
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:03,800
I've gone middle-of-the-road and got
myself a cabin with a balcony.
792
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,240
We're here.
793
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:15,800
Look at this.
794
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:19,560
Oh, I love this bit.
795
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:24,240
Yes! Oh, yes! Oh, gosh, look.
796
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:26,120
Oh!
SHE GIGGLES
797
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,120
Oh, it's fabulous.
798
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,480
Oh, I feel like I've got to make it
again now.
799
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,160
I've got a nice net. I love a nice
net.
800
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:37,600
You can tell these are brand-new
because these have just come out of
a packet
801
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,840
cos they've still got the crease in!
SHE LAUGHS
802
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,840
So that's nice. I've got a balcony.
803
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:48,600
I've got a nice balcony out there,
which is perfect for having a cup of
tea on.
804
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,080
A cup of coffee on an afternoon.
805
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,280
But of course I won't be sat there
much
806
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:58,840
because I'll be taking you around
the ship and off on port
807
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:03,000
to do everything that we always do.
808
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:08,360
Cabins come with a TV, an en-suite
bathroom
809
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:11,560
and they've left me a gift, a bottle
of bubbly.
810
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,120
Definitely saw me coming!
811
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,320
And there's another added extra.
812
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:21,720
This is a very special pillow and
it's called a music pillow.
813
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:26,600
And you can either plug it into your
own phone
814
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:31,600
or you can find what you want on
this.
815
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,720
Look at that!
816
00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:41,880
It's an MP3 player for the
technophobes out there.
817
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,240
Music...to my ears.
818
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:55,000
I can't hear a thing!
SHE LAUGHS
819
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,960
I'll work that out later.
820
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:02,280
Cos right now it's time to make
the most of that balcony.
821
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:09,400
Sail away is one of the most
special times on your cruise
822
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,040
because you've finally left
the port,
823
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,600
you're finally on your holidays.
824
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,120
And it's marvellous. Cheers.
825
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:30,360
Usually, you have a bottle of
champagne with your loved one,
826
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,120
but if you're ought like me,
you like a bottle to yourself.
827
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,520
SHE LAUGHS
828
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,000
Ah!
829
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,920
Take me to Paradise!
830
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,520
It's day two of the cruise,
831
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:01,240
and we're now steaming south
to our first port of call, Albany.
832
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,560
This country's so big, we won't
actually arrive there
833
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:14,800
until tomorrow, so sit back, relax,
834
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:19,040
and follow me and me selfie stick
for a little nose around.
835
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:23,280
Now, one of the biggest things
on a ship is finding your way.
836
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:27,120
The atrium is the busiest
part of the ship,
837
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,840
and all of the restaurants
are at the front of the ship...
838
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,440
..apart from
the fine-dining restaurants,
839
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:36,320
which are all around
the atrium here.
840
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,160
Have you got that?
841
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:42,760
Restaurants at the front except for
those in the middle. You're welcome!
842
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:46,440
This ship also has 10 bars,
a spacious lounge,
843
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,640
and some lovely shops.
844
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,360
But as it's more than 850 feet long,
845
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:54,120
there's a pretty good
chance of losing your way.
846
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:57,040
Luckily for any cruising novices
who are watching,
847
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:00,560
I've spent half me life on ships
just like this one,
848
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,960
so you know you can rely on me.
849
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:06,240
That's the very front of the ship.
At the front...
850
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,720
I don't know what I'm doing here.
851
00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:13,880
Hang on a minute. Is that right?
852
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,320
No, no...
853
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,480
Bear with me.
854
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:20,640
This sounds absolutely rubbish!
855
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,280
If you head for a lift
and the atrium...
856
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:28,240
Just keep walking, or ask somebody.
857
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:31,000
Jane's guided tours -
can't beat them.
858
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,680
Hello. I'm just wondering if you can
help me out.
859
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:35,040
Yes? What can I do?
860
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,360
How do you find your way
around the ship?
861
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,120
I just ask the first
person that I see,
862
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,320
"Am I going forward or am
I going backwards?"
863
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:45,000
I love this lady. And what is
your name?
864
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,000
Lydia. Nice to meet you, I'm Jane.
Aren't they big ships?
865
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,640
They are big ships. That's what
makes it so much fun.
866
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,600
Yeah. It is, it is.
867
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:55,440
But once you find where
you're going, it's wonderful.
868
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:58,320
Thank you for being so lovely,
Lydia, and I'll see you again.
869
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,680
You're welcome. Thanks a lot.
870
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:04,480
So, my advice is get lost and
just ask.
871
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,600
You'll find out where you're going.
872
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,880
I hope that makes sense!
873
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,160
When you do find what
you're looking for,
874
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,680
there's loads of fun to be
had on board.
875
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,920
And there's one place in particular
that's very close to my heart.
876
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:25,400
Now, this is my favourite part
of any ship, and it's the theatre.
877
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:28,080
And of course, for those of you
who know me well,
878
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:30,440
this is where I started all
those years ago.
879
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,600
So, I'm going in now to meet
the cast.
880
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,480
Exciting!
881
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,920
These cast members certainly
put the hours in.
882
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:42,160
Five, six, seven, eight... Two shows
a day, every day, plus rehearsals.
883
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,280
Oh, hello! Sorry, can I interrupt?
884
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:46,400
Of course you can. Hiya!
885
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,360
Hiya, are you all right?
Yes, love. How are you?
886
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,240
Simon, nice to meet you. Simon.
Hiya. Stephen. Nice to meet you.
887
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:53,080
Nice to meet you, Stephen. You
sound English.
888
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,240
Yep. Northerner. Leeds.
889
00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:57,480
"Leeds!" And...?
890
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,200
Liverpool. Liverpool?!
Yeah. Oh, my God.
891
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,520
But you've got all different people
here from all over the world? Yeah.
892
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,520
Matt, in the back, from Cornwall.
893
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:08,000
Cornwall? Oh, isn't it lovely,
Cornwall? It is, yeah.
894
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,560
Kelly from Canada.
895
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:11,360
Oh, Kelly! Hello!
896
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,560
Hi. The little lady in pink. Yeah.
897
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:15,720
You look very young as well. How old
are you?
898
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:18,080
I'm 23. 23. Oh, so young.
899
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,760
She's not the youngest, though.
900
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,040
No? Who's the youngest?
901
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:24,520
Matt. Oh, Matt from Cornwall! You're
the youngest!
902
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:25,960
How old are you, Matt?
903
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,560
20.
JANE GASPS
904
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:31,520
Oh, God, to be 20 again on a ship.
905
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:33,800
Happy days are here again, baby!
906
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:36,200
LAUGHTER
907
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:37,880
So, is this a new show you're
putting on?
908
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,600
Yeah, we're learning a new show.
909
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:42,160
We should hopefully premiere it
maybe in the next week or two.
910
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,520
Oh, fabulous. Well, I'll let you
carry on.
911
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,120
I'll just stand here and... Amazing.
912
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,280
One, two, three, four,
913
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,080
five, six, seven, eight.
914
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,920
Out, two, three, four,
915
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,560
cross, turn, out, in, out.
916
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,920
Oh, wow! It really does take
me back.
917
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:01,920
Enjoy every second of this
time in your life.
918
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:05,440
One of the best times I ever had
was working on ships.
919
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:08,960
And I know it's hard work
and there's a lot of shows to do,
920
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:13,400
and sometimes you get homesick,
but I'm so jealous of you all
921
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:16,800
for being at this stage in your
life, because honestly,
922
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,320
the world is your oyster.
923
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:19,920
Come here, I want to hug you all.
924
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:22,720
ALL: Aww! I love you. I think
you are all amazing.
925
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:25,960
Thank you so, so much. Thank you.
Aren't you just lovely?
926
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,720
Right, I'm getting emotional now,
so I'm off.
927
00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:35,120
I'm off for a coffee. Right.
928
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:36,800
LAUGHTER
929
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:42,480
Next, the big guns are out as
we dock in Albany...
930
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:43,960
Ah!
931
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:45,360
SHE LAUGHS
932
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:47,160
Oh, my God!
933
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,880
..I'm invited to be in
the driving seat for once...
934
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,560
Maybe don't play with
the little knob.
935
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:53,600
I'm not going to play with the knob.
936
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,920
Good job. You're a natural.
937
00:51:05,490 --> 00:51:09,170
Welcome back on board my epic
journey down under.
938
00:51:09,170 --> 00:51:12,170
Overnight, we completed
the 386 mile journey
939
00:51:12,170 --> 00:51:14,370
around Australia's southwestern tip
940
00:51:14,370 --> 00:51:17,410
and arrived in the port of Albany.
941
00:51:17,410 --> 00:51:20,250
As one of Australia's oldest
European settlements,
942
00:51:20,250 --> 00:51:24,050
it's rich in history. Perhaps most
famously, it was the city
943
00:51:24,050 --> 00:51:28,890
from which 40,000 troops sailed on
their way to battle in World War I.
944
00:51:28,890 --> 00:51:33,610
Today, they are commemorated
in Albany's Anzac Museum...
945
00:51:33,610 --> 00:51:36,130
Hi, you must be David.
Yes. Hi, Jane.
946
00:51:36,130 --> 00:51:38,770
..where I've booked myself a
private tour.
947
00:51:38,770 --> 00:51:41,410
So, tell me, David,
about the Anzacs.
948
00:51:41,410 --> 00:51:46,410
The Anzacs first were
coined in Gallipoli, in 1914.
949
00:51:46,410 --> 00:51:50,690
It's a combination of the Australian
and New Zealand Army Corps,
950
00:51:50,690 --> 00:51:55,370
and they were known as that all
the way through World War I. Wow.
951
00:51:55,370 --> 00:51:59,690
And it's amazing how you've been
able to retain all the records.
952
00:51:59,690 --> 00:52:02,370
Yeah. Every single person.
953
00:52:02,370 --> 00:52:07,010
And we have to keep things like this
alive and going
954
00:52:07,010 --> 00:52:09,210
for history, don't we? Exactly.
955
00:52:09,210 --> 00:52:11,770
And what we're finding now is
the visitors that are actually
956
00:52:11,770 --> 00:52:14,490
coming to Albany are starting
their Anzac pilgrimage.
957
00:52:18,010 --> 00:52:20,490
They had fathers, they had mothers
in World War II,
958
00:52:20,490 --> 00:52:24,250
but they also had grandfathers and
great uncles in World War I. Yeah.
959
00:52:24,250 --> 00:52:27,930
So, the tradition starts here in
Albany, and then they go off
960
00:52:27,930 --> 00:52:30,370
and explore the world, finding
and discovering
961
00:52:30,370 --> 00:52:34,210
where their ancestors left.
Wow. That's amazing.
962
00:52:34,210 --> 00:52:37,730
Of the 40,000 Anzac troops
who departed from here,
963
00:52:37,730 --> 00:52:41,490
around a third never came
home from battle.
964
00:52:41,490 --> 00:52:45,490
Personal belongings of soldiers are
often passed on through generations,
965
00:52:45,490 --> 00:52:48,610
with some on show here in
the original army barracks.
966
00:52:48,610 --> 00:52:51,770
So, what we have here is
a collection of a soldier
967
00:52:51,770 --> 00:52:55,090
that came to Albany
968
00:52:55,090 --> 00:52:58,050
and then enlisted for mother
country, England,
969
00:52:58,050 --> 00:53:01,530
and then unfortunately,
this person here did not return.
970
00:53:01,530 --> 00:53:03,690
Oh.
971
00:53:03,690 --> 00:53:05,650
But this is all his stuff? Yeah.
972
00:53:05,650 --> 00:53:07,970
What we have here is his war
medals that he received.
973
00:53:07,970 --> 00:53:10,410
He received a
Distinguished Conduct Medal.
974
00:53:10,410 --> 00:53:11,850
Do I have to put these on?
975
00:53:11,850 --> 00:53:14,010
Oh, yeah. If you don't mind.
Oh, eh.
976
00:53:14,010 --> 00:53:15,490
We're custodians of these,
977
00:53:15,490 --> 00:53:18,290
so we obviously want to try
and maintain them
978
00:53:18,290 --> 00:53:20,490
for future generations.
979
00:53:20,490 --> 00:53:22,690
I don't blame you either,
with my grubby fingers.
980
00:53:22,690 --> 00:53:25,490
You don't want that all over
them, do you?
981
00:53:25,490 --> 00:53:28,970
Now, this particular gentleman,
Walter Robins, he left here,
982
00:53:28,970 --> 00:53:32,570
he met a lady, they were
married over in England.
983
00:53:32,570 --> 00:53:36,050
And that's a picture of them
before he went back to the front.
984
00:53:36,050 --> 00:53:39,770
Unfortunately, on this occasion,
he didn't come back,
985
00:53:39,770 --> 00:53:42,170
and she was a widow.
986
00:53:42,170 --> 00:53:45,650
The story goes with her, she
actually then emigrated
987
00:53:45,650 --> 00:53:48,850
to Albany and from there she
actually spent
988
00:53:48,850 --> 00:53:53,050
the remaining of her life living
with his father and mother,
989
00:53:53,050 --> 00:53:54,570
but she never remarried.
990
00:53:54,570 --> 00:53:57,090
Wow. She lived to 92.
991
00:53:57,090 --> 00:54:01,530
The next of kin actually does
receive a memorial penny.
992
00:54:01,530 --> 00:54:04,370
A memorial penny is something that
was actually issued to all
993
00:54:04,370 --> 00:54:06,370
fallen soldiers of the Commonwealth.
994
00:54:07,570 --> 00:54:10,250
Good grief. No rank,
it was just their name.
995
00:54:10,250 --> 00:54:12,890
And this is something that
she treasured. I bet.
996
00:54:14,530 --> 00:54:16,930
She must have really loved
him. Yeah.
997
00:54:16,930 --> 00:54:19,850
Well, when you find your true
love... Yeah.
998
00:54:19,850 --> 00:54:23,250
..it's very hard to move on. It is.
A lot of people don't.
999
00:54:23,250 --> 00:54:26,330
And they look so in love there,
don't they? Yeah.
1000
00:54:27,370 --> 00:54:29,610
Ooh. Blimey.
1001
00:54:31,650 --> 00:54:34,370
I can only imagine what
the soldiers went through.
1002
00:54:35,570 --> 00:54:38,130
Walking in the footsteps of
the Anzac soldiers
1003
00:54:38,130 --> 00:54:40,090
is incredibly moving.
1004
00:54:40,090 --> 00:54:42,530
This canon, known as The Midday Gun,
1005
00:54:42,530 --> 00:54:46,130
used to be fired to let them
know it was 12 noon.
1006
00:54:46,130 --> 00:54:47,770
And it still works.
1007
00:54:47,770 --> 00:54:49,530
This happens every day, does it?
1008
00:54:49,530 --> 00:54:51,490
No, we put it on for special event.
1009
00:54:51,490 --> 00:54:53,450
Obviously, visiting cruise ships,
1010
00:54:53,450 --> 00:54:57,010
other ceremonies like Anzac Day,
Remembrance Day.
1011
00:54:57,010 --> 00:54:59,490
Things like that. OK.
1012
00:54:59,490 --> 00:55:01,850
So, it's going to be loud?
It's going to be very loud.
1013
00:55:01,850 --> 00:55:06,210
We are using explosives. That's why
we're standing so far back.
1014
00:55:06,210 --> 00:55:09,290
Uh-huh. And you'll actually really
enjoy it too. Will I?
1015
00:55:09,290 --> 00:55:12,250
Oh, you'll feel it, you'll smell it,
you'll actually hear it.
1016
00:55:12,250 --> 00:55:13,770
Oh, God! Yeah.
1017
00:55:16,970 --> 00:55:18,010
Ah!
1018
00:55:18,010 --> 00:55:19,570
THEY LAUGH
1019
00:55:19,570 --> 00:55:23,290
Oh, my God! And that's the normal
reaction we get -
1020
00:55:23,290 --> 00:55:27,530
people laughing, loving it. Oh,
my God! Everyone jumped. Yeah. Gosh.
1021
00:55:27,530 --> 00:55:31,290
That's quite a spectacle.
Oh, thanks. Yeah. It really is!
1022
00:55:31,290 --> 00:55:34,170
That certainly made me jump.
SHE LAUGHS
1023
00:55:34,170 --> 00:55:36,490
It really did.
1024
00:55:36,490 --> 00:55:40,850
Today, I've had an insight into
something I had no idea about.
1025
00:55:40,850 --> 00:55:43,770
I'm really glad to have looked
around this amazing place.
1026
00:55:43,770 --> 00:55:45,970
It's been a poignant day,
1027
00:55:45,970 --> 00:55:47,810
and I wouldn't have missed
it for the world.
1028
00:55:55,490 --> 00:55:58,490
It's day four of my cruise along
Australia's west coast,
1029
00:55:58,490 --> 00:56:01,970
and we're steaming back
towards Fremantle.
1030
00:56:01,970 --> 00:56:05,290
But as the dog would say,
it's "ruff" out there -
1031
00:56:05,290 --> 00:56:09,530
so rough the captain's had to
abandon our stop at Margaret River,
1032
00:56:09,530 --> 00:56:12,770
and I've had to settle for a
chill day on board.
1033
00:56:13,850 --> 00:56:18,290
But we can still have a little
peek at how beautiful it is, eh?
1034
00:56:18,290 --> 00:56:20,170
There's Skippy.
1035
00:56:20,170 --> 00:56:22,330
And there's one of the vineyards
that make up
1036
00:56:22,330 --> 00:56:24,490
this delicious wine region.
1037
00:56:24,490 --> 00:56:27,050
Now I really wish I could get off.
1038
00:56:30,170 --> 00:56:33,170
Anyway, we've made it to Fremantle.
1039
00:56:33,170 --> 00:56:35,450
Before heading off for a
second cruise,
1040
00:56:35,450 --> 00:56:39,370
I'm getting on a little ship
and heading off to a nearby island.
1041
00:56:39,370 --> 00:56:42,610
I've been told it's very peaceful,
although its residents
1042
00:56:42,610 --> 00:56:43,850
are a bit, well, wild.
1043
00:56:43,850 --> 00:56:47,250
See that? I'm getting on it,
any second.
1044
00:56:47,250 --> 00:56:49,930
Well, when it docks, actually.
I'm going to get me ticket.
1045
00:56:49,930 --> 00:56:53,170
Because I'm going quokka...
Quokka spotting today.
1046
00:56:54,530 --> 00:56:56,930
Whatever they are.
1047
00:56:56,930 --> 00:57:00,650
Hi. Hi. I'm here to meet
the quokkas. Here you go.
1048
00:57:00,650 --> 00:57:03,010
Thank you very much.
Are they very friendly?
1049
00:57:03,010 --> 00:57:06,930
Oh, yes. They'll come right up to
you. Will they? If they like you.
1050
00:57:06,930 --> 00:57:08,850
Very cute and very...
1051
00:57:08,850 --> 00:57:10,530
Have a wonderful trip on the island.
1052
00:57:10,530 --> 00:57:12,370
We will. Thank you. See you later.
1053
00:57:12,370 --> 00:57:14,010
Bye.
1054
00:57:16,370 --> 00:57:18,810
Yay! Thank you very much.
What are you doing, then?
1055
00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:20,730
Just travelling round?
Yeah, we're just...
1056
00:57:20,730 --> 00:57:22,530
Yeah, travelling round Australia.
1057
00:57:25,810 --> 00:57:29,050
We're on our way, Rottnest Island...
1058
00:57:29,050 --> 00:57:33,290
..which actually
means rat's nest in Dutch.
1059
00:57:34,330 --> 00:57:37,050
So, its not very enticing, is it?
1060
00:57:37,050 --> 00:57:39,810
I want to call it Quokka Island.
I think that's better.
1061
00:57:39,810 --> 00:57:41,650
Let's got meet the quokkas.
1062
00:57:41,650 --> 00:57:43,850
It takes 45 minutes to get there,
1063
00:57:43,850 --> 00:57:46,170
so plenty of time for a natter
with the captain.
1064
00:57:46,170 --> 00:57:48,450
Should you not have both hands on
the wheel, or...?
1065
00:57:48,450 --> 00:57:49,970
Well, this is just for show, Jane.
1066
00:57:49,970 --> 00:57:52,730
So, we've got this one that's
actually steering the boat. Oh.
1067
00:57:52,730 --> 00:57:55,130
Oh, that's a bit clever. Sorry, I'll
hold this if you like.
1068
00:57:55,130 --> 00:57:57,570
THEY LAUGH
Do I detect an English
accent, there?
1069
00:57:57,570 --> 00:58:00,610
Yes, my parents are from Yorkshire.
No! Mmm. Oh, my God.
1070
00:58:00,610 --> 00:58:04,090
I can't believe that. Your neck of
the woods. Absolutely. Where about?
1071
00:58:04,090 --> 00:58:07,850
Yarm, near Middlesbrough.
Yarm, yeah. Blimey. Yeah.
1072
00:58:07,850 --> 00:58:09,370
God, we're everywhere, aren't we?
1073
00:58:09,370 --> 00:58:11,530
I know, I know. We spread, don't we?
1074
00:58:11,530 --> 00:58:13,890
So, what made you move over here?
1075
00:58:13,890 --> 00:58:15,890
The weather.
1076
00:58:15,890 --> 00:58:19,050
And a girl. Ah, love. Love.
1077
00:58:19,050 --> 00:58:21,650
Love conquers all, you know.
It does.
1078
00:58:21,650 --> 00:58:24,330
Oh, Ollie, thanks for letting me
ride with you. Any time.
1079
00:58:24,330 --> 00:58:26,050
Would you like to have a drive? No!
1080
00:58:26,050 --> 00:58:29,290
Yeah? Go on. I've got a full ship.
Shall I? Yeah.
1081
00:58:29,290 --> 00:58:31,250
Ooh, I'm going to drive!
1082
00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:33,170
Maybe don't play with
the little knob.
1083
00:58:33,170 --> 00:58:35,850
I'm not going to play with the knob.
But you can hold the wheel.
1084
00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:37,610
Right, OK. I'll just...
1085
00:58:37,610 --> 00:58:41,050
So, that's the island there, OK?
Look at this. Right.
1086
00:58:41,050 --> 00:58:42,890
A little bit to the north.
1087
00:58:42,890 --> 00:58:45,970
So, turn the wheel to the right
a little bit more. Right, yeah.
1088
00:58:45,970 --> 00:58:49,010
Keep going. Keep going
till we start turning.
1089
00:58:49,010 --> 00:58:50,970
Good job. You're a natural. Mmm!
1090
00:58:50,970 --> 00:58:52,730
You must have been on boats before.
1091
00:58:52,730 --> 00:58:56,170
Just a few. Just a few, Ollie.
I've never driven one, though.
1092
00:58:56,170 --> 00:58:59,130
Really? Yeah. This is a first.
1093
00:58:59,130 --> 00:59:01,450
You've popped your boating
virginity, Jane. I have.
1094
00:59:01,450 --> 00:59:03,130
I've done it. I've popped me cork.
1095
00:59:04,370 --> 00:59:05,930
Can we say that?
1096
00:59:05,930 --> 00:59:07,530
THEY LAUGH
1097
00:59:07,530 --> 00:59:09,770
It's nice to be in
the driving seat for once,
1098
00:59:09,770 --> 00:59:11,450
but I do prefer being a passenger.
1099
00:59:11,450 --> 00:59:13,410
I'm going to meet
little quokkas. Aww!
1100
00:59:13,410 --> 00:59:15,450
Yeah, hopefully. If you're lucky.
1101
00:59:15,450 --> 00:59:17,970
The quokka selfie, it seems to be
a bit of a phenomenon.
1102
00:59:17,970 --> 00:59:19,890
I need a selfie with a quokka,
don't I?
1103
00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:21,250
Like Roger. Roger...?
1104
00:59:21,250 --> 00:59:23,650
Federer. Oh, has he done it? Yeah,
he's done it.
1105
00:59:23,650 --> 00:59:25,850
Hugh Jackman.
SHE GASPS
1106
00:59:25,850 --> 00:59:27,610
The Greatest Showman.
1107
00:59:27,610 --> 00:59:29,970
Dolly Parton. Wow.
1108
00:59:29,970 --> 00:59:32,010
So, they've all been here, then.
1109
00:59:32,010 --> 00:59:34,850
I think it's good for your Instagram
followers. Is it? Yeah.
1110
00:59:34,850 --> 00:59:37,370
So, if I get a quokka selfie
and put it up...?
1111
00:59:37,370 --> 00:59:39,330
It'll go viral. Will it?
1112
00:59:39,330 --> 00:59:40,930
So, I might be going viral?
1113
00:59:40,930 --> 00:59:42,490
I might go viral!
1114
00:59:44,130 --> 00:59:47,650
I have to admit, I haven't got
a clue what that means.
1115
00:59:47,650 --> 00:59:51,290
Last time I had something viral,
my throat felt like it were on fire.
1116
00:59:51,290 --> 00:59:54,250
I don't fancy going through
that again.
1117
00:59:54,250 --> 00:59:57,690
Coming up, I go wild with
my camera...
1118
00:59:57,690 --> 00:59:59,170
Hang on, how do you do a selfie?
1119
01:00:00,330 --> 01:00:02,170
..and I get back on board...
1120
01:00:02,170 --> 01:00:03,850
You beauty!
1121
01:00:03,850 --> 01:00:06,290
..to start the second leg of me
cruise up the west cost.
1122
01:00:06,290 --> 01:00:08,010
Cheers, everyone.
1123
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,480
Rottnest Island.
1124
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:23,320
It attracts over half a million
visitors each year,
1125
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:26,680
all hoping to come face-to-face
with its inhabitants.
1126
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:28,520
But I've got a question,
1127
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:31,680
and luckily, I've also got Rebecca,
my island guide.
1128
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:34,120
So, what is, actually, a quokka?
1129
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:38,920
A quokka is a small type of wallaby
with a short face and rounded ears.
1130
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:42,240
Aww, lovely. Cute.
Yes, very, very cute.
1131
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:46,480
Now, I want somewhere where it's
absolutely chockablock-a-quokka.
1132
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,680
Yes. Can you find somewhere?
Absolutely. Let's go.
1133
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:51,440
Let's go and have a look.
1134
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:56,520
Oh, Jane, look. There's one over
there. Do you see it? Oh, yeah.
1135
01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:58,880
Yeah, yeah.
1136
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:00,440
What I'll do is I'll hold back.
1137
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:05,120
I'll just let you go in and just
let them come to you. OK. OK?
1138
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:06,760
WHISPERS: Right, I'm going.
1139
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:08,680
There are no predators on Rottnest,
1140
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:11,280
so these beauts are incredibly tame.
1141
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:13,200
There it is.
1142
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:14,960
This is amazing.
1143
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:20,320
I've got a quokka.
1144
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:25,560
It's lovely. Munching away.
1145
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:31,920
The little joey's come to
see us as well.
1146
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:35,560
Hello.
1147
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,520
WHISPERS: They are
the cutest thing ever.
1148
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:46,480
I'm just going to sit on the ground.
1149
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:51,240
Right, time to get what I came for.
1150
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:54,040
WHISPERS: Get a selfie with
me quokka.
1151
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:55,720
Hang on, how do you do a selfie?
1152
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:57,840
SHE LAUGHS
1153
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:07,240
Well, I now know that quokkas are
related to wallabies and not koalas.
1154
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:11,200
But they do have something in common
with those bears I met earlier.
1155
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:12,840
RECORD SCRATCH
1156
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:16,600
I've just realised I'm actually sat
in quokka droppings.
1157
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,680
I didn't see where I was sitting.
1158
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:23,440
And I've got white jeans on. Yay!
1159
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:29,720
I've got me picture. I am now known
as the quokka whisperer.
1160
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:32,600
Now, all I need to do
is upload this
1161
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:36,120
to the
Instaweb-of-Facebook-a-gram...
1162
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:38,040
Erm... Hashtag...
1163
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:41,480
..what the heck am I doing?
1164
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:44,960
I don't know how to do this
cos I'm a bit technophobe.
1165
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:47,440
But I've got the picture! Yes!
1166
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:52,840
Right, I'm only a fraction
of the way through my journey in Oz,
1167
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:56,160
but already, this has been a trip
to remember.
1168
01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:58,120
From skydiving...
1169
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:00,880
..to almost surfing...
SHE SCREAMS
1170
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:02,880
I've drank cocktails on the coast...
1171
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,080
How strong is that?!
1172
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:07,440
..and treated myself to
a taste of home...
1173
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:10,640
Mmm!
1174
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:13,360
..all while meeting some of
the loveliest people
1175
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:15,120
in this loveliest of countries.
1176
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:17,760
My whack is definitely out.
1177
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:20,280
Don't worry, we get lots of people
with their whack out.
1178
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:22,560
THEY LAUGH
1179
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:26,080
Next time...
1180
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:27,520
Woohoohoo!
1181
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:30,120
I'm having my Aussie cake
and eating it.
1182
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:32,680
It's a bit like a Battenberg,
isn't it?
1183
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:35,480
Move over, Crocodile Dundee!
1184
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:38,640
It's pretty scary, but unbelievable.
1185
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:40,120
SHE LAUGHS
1186
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:41,320
SHE SCREAMS
1187
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:43,720
I'll be getting the hump
and the outback...
1188
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:46,080
I'm not that heavy!
1189
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:47,960
..going shopping for a few bits...
1190
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:49,960
Kangaroo scrotum.
1191
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,200
..and diving into the unknown.
1192
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:55,160
This is fabulous!
1193
01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:58,200
What's not to love
in the land down under?
1194
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:11,760
# Travelling in a fried-out Kombi
1195
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:16,760
# On a hippie trail
Head full of zombie
1196
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:22,080
# I met a strange lady
She made me nervous
1197
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:26,520
# She took me in and
gave me breakfast
1198
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:27,760
# And she said
1199
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:29,680
# Do you come from a
land down under?
1200
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:36,640
# Where women glow and men plunder?
1201
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:39,960
# Can't you hear
Can't you hear the thunder?
1202
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:44,360
# You better run
You better take cover
1203
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:58,920
# Buying bread from a man
in Brussels
1204
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:02,640
# He was six foot four
And full of muscle
1205
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:07,080
# I said, "Do you speak-a
my language?"
1206
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:12,720
# He just smiled
And gave me a vegemite sandwich
1207
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:13,840
# And he said
1208
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:16,520
# I come from a land down under
1209
01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:21,400
# Where beer does flow
and men chunder
1210
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:25,880
# Can't you hear
Can't you hear the thunder?
1211
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:32,200
# You better run
You better take cover, yeah
1212
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:36,480
# Living in a land down under
1213
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:39,680
# Where women glow and men plunder
1214
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:44,320
# Can't you hear
Can't you hear the thunder? #
1215
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:52,560
So...
1216
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:54,840
At least me hair's all right.
1217
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:17,840
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