All language subtitles for Bobs Burgers s11e15 Sheshank Redumption.eng

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(grunting)

- And that's when I switched
to boxer briefs. - Mm‐hmm.

And I never looked back.
Best of both worlds.

Okay, I'm heading out.

Hey, Linda, you're
just in time to hear

why I changed my underpants.

I‐I mean the kind
of underpants I wear.

I'm gonna have to take
a rain check, Teddy.

I'm going on a power walk.

Ooh, power walk.
Sounds fun.

What is that?
Do you stomp really hard?

Yeah, it's a part of this thing
I'm doing with Ginger.

Gettin' Fitty in your Forties.

It's all about exercising
and eating better

- and being in your forties.
- Can I do it, too?

- I could probably be healthier.
- No.

Sure you can.
Get ready for salads

and veggies and smoothies.

Smoothies with cayenne pepper
and flax seed.

Wow. What's flax seed?

I don't know, but I feel great.

Maybe it comes from
a flax machine.

- Ha! I'm getting fittier
and funnier. - Yeah, you are.

Anyway, Ginger already
took her walk,

so now I got to take mine
or I'll get a frowny face

on my profile.

And Ginger and I have this bet.

Whoever gets the most
frowny faces

has to wear their bra
over their shirt

for a whole day.

That might be bad for business.

Or possibly good.

Yeah, it depends on the bra.
Ooh, I better get going.

We got the kids' parent‐teacher‐
student conferences

in an hour and a half.

Yeah, where they make us
all sit together

and discuss the kids
right in front of them.

I try to not make eye contact
with... our children.

Well, they don't usually
grade the parents,

but I bet the teachers will
probably give me an "A"

for A‐mazing lifestyle changes
and great parenting.

- Speaking of, where are the
kids? They're late. - You're right.

Maybe it's for a good reason?

I mean, it never is.

Maybe there's a cool new dance
all the kids are doing,

and they're having a dance‐off
in the alley?

Why is it in an alley?

That's where people
step to you, Bob.

Maybe they got on
the wrong bus from school

and ended up
in a different town.

- That happened to me a lot.
- (entry bell jingles)

LINDA:
There you are. Where were you?

Where were you?!
No? Does that not work?

- We all got detention.
- What?!

- Yeah.
- Uh‐huh. - How?

I swapped out Ms. Labonz's
morning announcements

with the lyrics
for "Baby Got Back,"

which she only read
the first line of,

but it was hilarious.

I put a hot dog
in the pencil sharpener

to make Hot Dog Swirl Snacks‐‐
patent pending.

And Tammy said horses are just
boring zebras.

And one of us got
her hair pulled,

and the other one got detention.

So, what's new around here?

I can't believe you guys.

What? Oh, the detentions.

Yeah, kids, that's not good.

But, Gene, the hot dog thing?
I kind of get it.

I've had the same thought
before.

- (angry groan)
- But y‐you shouldn't do it.

And you do this on parent‐
teacher‐student conference day

of all days?!

I guess it's not a great look.
Sorry, Mom.

But, hey, if it helps,
you don't even have to worry

about punishing us
because detention was... woof.

It was rough. They didn't
let us get water,

more than several times.

And there were no pastries
at all.

Not even a bear claw.

I did kind of enjoy
being alone with my thoughts.

‐(Louise clears throat)
‐But, yeah, it was hard. Real, real hard.

Oh, you're all getting punished,
Miss Missies

and Mister Misters.

But we're sorry, Mama.

- No! It's not gonna work
this time, Gene. - (gasps)

It's called rules, okay?
Rules exist for a reason.

It's how society is a thing.
You got to follow the rules.

Right? Bob, right?
This is where you come in.

Um, yeah, that's right.

Sorry, you just seemed
like you were on a roll.

I mean, we should all be trying
to be better people

around here, you know.

I'm doing my part.
I'm eating flax.

- Maybe you should just relax
and have some more flax. - No!

No, Gene.
Leave my flax out of this.

Now I'm going on my power walk,
and I'm gonna think of

a punishment that fits
how annoyed I am.

Spoiler alert,
it's gonna be a big one.

In the meantime, get to work
here and do your homework.

- (entry bell jingles)
- Wait, which one do you want us to do?

Both. Multitask!

Wow, I would not want
to be you guys right now.

- Nope.
- Thank you both.

Mom seemed extra angry.

Her teeth were grittier
than ever.

Gritty and gorgeous.

Okay, so here's what
I think we should do.

Work extra hard,
and when she comes back,

this place will look so great,
she'll say,

"No punishment necessary."

Yeah. And she'll pick us up
and throw us in the air

and say, "My beautiful
bouncing babies."

I mean, I always work
extra hard.

I leave it on the field
every day.

But, okay, let's try it
with all three of us.

So, Bob, back to my
underpants story.

Oh, do we need to go back?
I think I got it all.

Here's the thing. I signed up
for an improv class,

and I'm really nervous about it.

So we're not talking
about underpants?

No, we are.

Our first performance
is tonight.

I'm starting to freak out,
so I was wondering

if you'd come to the show
and yell out a suggestion.

In this case, underpants,

so I can roll into
my underpants story.

I don't think the point
of improv is to have

a story ready to tell, Teddy.

Oh, I'm sorry,
Professor Think‐em‐ups.

Listen, please just come.

Please come and yell out
"underpants."

- No.
- Yes, and?

(scoffs)
I can't believe those kids.

Darn rule‐breaking hooligans.

On parent‐teacher‐student
conference night.

Out of my way, squirrel!

- Oh, I'm so mad.
- (stomach rumbles)

Uh‐oh, cayenne smoothie
is moving around in there. Ow.

- Oh, oh, oh, boy.
I better go back home. - (rumbling louder)

Oh, no. Oh, no, I'm gonna poop!

Oh, no.
Oh, no, it's gonna happen.

Oh, thank God.

Hold it, hold it,
hold it, hold it.

Hold it, hold it.

- Damn it! Oh, what?
- (rumbling)

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

- Tag, you're it.
- Eh, stupid kids!

I mean, hi.

Childhood.
Happy memories.

Oh, maybe I'll just go
behind there.

No. No. No. No.
No! Hi.

Oh, my God, it's happening!

- (relieved): Okay...
- (siren wails)

Oh, poop.

LINDA:
You gotta believe me.

I almost always poop in toilets.

It was an accident.
An emergency.

- That's what they all say.
- They all say that? Who's they?

- Public poopers.
- What?!

No, no, that's not who I am.

This was all just a mistake.

I'm on this new exercise
program, and I'm eating healthy.

I think my body's just confused

that I'm not shoveling
garbage into it.

It's not used to salads.

And that damn cayenne pepper
is a spicy little bastard.

So, I didn't need to hear
any of that.

- Uh, the fine is $100.
- Okay.

But since you have no wallet
or ID, or even a phone,

we need someone to come
pay the citation

with cash before you can leave.

Okay, no problem.

I'll call my husband
and he'll be right here.

I get a phone call, right?
Like in the movies?

- Let me see your hands.
- Wha?

- Palms up.
- Oh, hand sanitizer.

Right, right, right, right.

TEDDY:
Oh, come on, Bob.

Kids, tell your dad
to come to my improv show

and yell out "underpants."

I'll do it at your wedding.

Sorry, Teddy, we're quietly
and obediently doing our work,

- like good children.
- But if you want some advice, maybe just have fun with it?

You think improv's
supposed to be fun?!

‐(phone ringing) ‐Sorry, sorry.

Bob's Burgers.
Oh, hi. What?

You're kidding.
Are you serious?

Uh, okay, okay, let me look.
We might be a little short.

But I'll go to the bank
and head right over.

Oh, uh... I‐I promise.
I won't.

L‐Love you, too. Bye.

That was, um,
the restaurant supply store.

They called me personally
to say they're‐they're having

a half‐off sale
for the next 30 minutes.

And you love them?

- Yes, very much.
- TINA: Aw.

So I'm gonna go
check it out real fast

and be back in time to
take you to your conferences.

Kids, go upstairs
and do your homework.

- Teddy, um, leave.
- Okay, fine.

But if you need someone
to shout "underpants"

in a room full of ten
or 11 people,

don't come crawling to me, Bob.

Okay, sounds good.

Are you sure you don't want us
to stay here

and do extra work, Dad,

with our sweet little hands?

Yeah, really get into it.

I don't know,
maybe mop the ceiling?

No, that's‐that's okay.

We could tackle that sticky
corner that we always avoid.

So many hairs stuck there.
It looks like a little forest.

I'm positive. Go upstairs
and I'll be right back

with all those restaurant
supplies I'm gonna get.

- Your wish is our command, Papa.
- (bell jingles)

Looks like there's no cleaning
our way out of this one.

And Mom's still out there,
angrily strutting around

thinking of God knows what
to punish us.

And God's seen some
pretty rough stuff.

(Tina groans)

- So, uh, yeah, my husband will
be here really soon. - Mm‐hmm.

And he'll bring the money
and we'll clear all this up.

- Uh‐huh.
- He just has to stop at the bank.

Sure. He sounds great
and totally real.

He is real.

You know what else is real?
Toilets.

I know.
I was looking for one.

Would it help if I showed you
a picture

of what they look like?
Toilet. Toilet.

That's the kind I have.
Oh, that's a nice one.

- That one's okay.
- Ugh.

That one's dumb.

What? Bank holiday?

I know, right?
Another one?

They should just tell us the
days that aren't bank holidays.

It'd be a shorter list.

Well, at least
the ATMs are open.

I know, but it's not the same.

- I like the human interaction.
- Why is my card not working?

Oh, it's all scratched up.
How did that happen?

Oh, right.

Get in there.
Oh, ah...

- Is that my ATM card?
- Yeah.

I'm showing Gene and Tina
how they can open any door

with a simple credit card.

I'm not sure I need
to know this.

Then why did you sign up for

Louise's Life Skills Workshop?

I thought it would be more
about organizing my closet.

I'm just here to network.
Hello, I'm Gene.

What do you do for work?

Oh, my God,
I hate that workshop.

Math, math, math.
Oh, who can do math

- at a time like this?!
- I know.

I think we finally
pushed Mom over the edge.

I'm scared of what
she's gonna do to us.

It's gonna be bad.

It's gonna be really bad.

You think she's gonna ground us
through high school?

What if she replaces our hands
and feet with mops and brooms,

makes us clean all day long?

What if she hires a gorilla
to eat us?!

I know they're plant‐eating,
gentle giants,

but everyone has their price!

What if she says no TV?

- Aah!
- Aah! I don't want that life!

Hey, did you guys watch
that really great TV show

- that was on the TV last night?
- LOUISE and GENE and TINA: No!

Too bad.
It was a shared cultural moment.

(chuckles)
See you later.

We can't let this happen!

- MAN: Just the gum?
- BOB: Yes.

So, you were sitting at home,
and you thought,

"I need some gum,
I'm gonna get in the car

and head over
to the grocery store"?

Uh... yeah.

So can you just ring it up?

Yep. Ringing up one gum.

One gum for the man
that only needs gum.

Look, I'm kind of in a hurry.

I‐I came to cash a check
because the banks are closed

and my ATM card isn't working.

- Cash a check?
- Yeah. Like, if I write a check

for $40 over the amount
of my purchase,

you give me the $40.

Oh, no, I, uh, I know
what cashing a check means,

but we're not in the '80s
anymore.

- What?
- Most stores stopped doing that a long time ago, including ours.

Well, there should be a sign
that says that.

There is.

- Damn it!
- You still want the gum?

- Yes.
- That'll be $1.39.

Uh, one dollar

and 39 cents.

This feels like time travelling.

Carp. 40 minutes till parent‐
teacher‐student conferences.

Oh, why can't we just have
lots of money lying around?

Oh. Linda's secret
emergency money drawer.

- Of course! I forgot.
- You know, the more I hear you,

the more I feel like
your life doesn't make sense.

But, uh,
I'm just a normal person.

Shush.

I don't know
what's taking him so long.

He should have been here by now.

Yeah, most people who exist

would have been here by now.

You know what? I have an idea.

I'll go home,
I'll get the money,

I'll come right back
and pay you.

No, no, that's not
how this works.

No, yeah, it's good, it's good.

So should I just
let everyone out of jail?

I'm sure they'll all
come back, right?

I mean, it's something to try.

I'm gonna go,
I'll be right back. You'll see.

You really should sit back down.

If you walk out that door,
I'll be forced to detain you.

More than
I'm already detaining you.

- But we're friends.
- Nope.

Acquaintances? If I saw you
on the street, I'd say hi.

Ma'am, don't open that door.

No, it's fine, it's fine.

Oh, double poop.

In case Mom really does go crazy
and says no TV,

we should make a cardboard
decoy TV for the living room,

and we'll put the real TV
in my room.

- Um, my room?
- My room.

Okay, we'll put the TV
in the middle of the floor

and let it come
to who it likes best.

- (door closes)
- Ah! Homework!

Yeah, my hands are so sore

from doing all this homework
so well.

And my butt is sore
from all of my homework farts.

- Uh, uh‐huh, uh‐huh, great.
- Are you chewing gum?

Since when do you have gum
we don't know about?

Did you get anything good
at the restaurant supply store?

Maybe some fun aprons?

- Oh, um...
- Apron fashion show?

First of all, even if I did
get some good aprons,

you kids are in trouble,
so no apron fashion show.

- Boo.
- And second of all, um,

there wasn't anything good
at the store, so I got some gum

to cheer myself up.

And now I'm going into
my bedroom to get something,

and I don't want you
to follow me.

I like new Gum Dad.
He's in charge.

LINDA:
You made a big mistake

putting me in here,
a big mistake.

Pretty Woman big. Not that
I do Pretty Woman stuff.

My lawyer's gonna be so mad!

What's your lawyer's name?

John Lawyerton.

John Lawyerton.
I've heard of him.

- He's good.
- Oh.

Oh, there's Sergeant Bosco.

He'll vouch for me. You'll see.

He knows I'm good for the money.

- Sergeant Bosco!
- Linda Belcher?

- What are you doing here?
- It's all a big misunderstanding.

I was on a power walk
and I got a ticket

and I don't have my purse
or any ID.

Yeah? What'd you get
a ticket for?

Nothing. It was nothing.
It‐it was no big deal.

Public defecation.

- Oh, dear Lord.
- No, no, please.

It was the cayenne pepper.

And maybe the flax,
I don't know.

Oh, but come on, Bosco,
you know me.

I thought I knew you.
Public poopers are just... ugh.

I mean, this is a society.
There are rules.

I know, I know.
I say that all the time.

It's just the worst.

Well, what about murderers?

Well, murder is bad, too,
but at least

it's not pooping outside
like some kind of psycho.

Sergeant Bosco, wait, come back.

- It was an accident.
- That went well.

Come on, secret emergency money
underwear drawer.

Nothing. And so many holes
in the underwear.

Why does she keep these?

- (yelps)
- Are you looking for Mom's secret cash stash?

Hey. I told you
not to follow me.

You look like a different guy
from behind.

Huh. What's this?

"I.O.U. seven dollars.
Love, Linda."

Why would she write
herself I. O. U. s?

GENE:
Because she's on it.

Dad, what's happening?

Why do you need emergency money?

And where's Mom?
She should be back by now.

- What's going on?
- Was Mom taken and you need to pay her ransom?

Should we call Liam Neeson?
Do we need some Neeson?

- I bet he drives a Nissan.
- (hyperventilating)

Tina, kids, calm down.
Everything's okay.

Bull‐doody.
Give us some answers, old man.

(sighs) Okay, fine.
While she was on her walk,

your mom got a ticket,
and we have to go pay the ticket

but I don't have enough cash
and the banks are all closed.

- Mom got a ticket?
- Yes.

It's just a ticket?
So she's fine? Phew.

Tina, I know this is
a little awkward, but...

you don't have
any babysitting money, do you?

Like, $18?
I'll‐I'll pay you back tomorrow.

With interest. 50%, I get half.

- Tina, let's do this.
- I don't have any.

I spent it all
on Boys 4 Now perfume.

Pituitary by Boyz 4 Now.
It's nasty.

(sighs) I think I have an idea
of how to get some money.

Wait a minute,
what did Mom get a ticket for?

I promised her
I wouldn't tell you.

- Jaywalking?
- Walking way too loud?

- Did her boob fall out again?
- No. Wait, her boob fell out?

At the store once.
She didn't notice for a while.

She's fun.

- Was she trespassing?
- No.

- Carjacking?
- No.

Flapjacking?
It shouldn't be illegal.

No, look, the reason
she got a ticket

was not that big of a deal,
but I promised

- I wouldn't tell you.
- Why are we stopping here?

Time to say goodbye
to an old friend.

Is that a panini maker?

BOB:
It's my CD player.

It's the only thing
that truly gets me.

So as you can see,
it‐it's in great condition.

- Mm...
- I paid probably a lot for it.

And it‐it has the
cassette thingy here

that you plug into
the dashboard,

which is basically magic,
and the CD goes there.

Oh, it has skip protection,
by the way, so rest easy.

I‐I could let it go for $40.

I'll give you five bucks for it.

What? A‐Are you crazy?

CDs are coming back.
I‐In a big way.

I'm young and hip
and I can vouch for that.

So am I and so can I, daddio.

Five bucks, take it or leave it.

- $18? Final offer.
- Let me handle this, Dad.

Hey. Give my dad $18
for his old man music machine.

I'd listen to her
if I were you, mister.

She seems loco.

- No.
- Well, I tried.

Okay, that didn't go great.

But at least
I didn't have to lose you.

- To that mean man.
- What are we gonna do now?

Well, your parent‐
teacher‐student conferences

start in half an hour.
(sighs)

I guess there's one other thing
we can do.

- Tell us what Mom did?
- No.

‐(phone rings) ‐Hello, Teddy?

I deserve this.

I was supposed to be
getting fitty in my 40s

but instead
I got poopy in the park.

I'm a bad person rule breaker.

No wonder the kids
all got detention.

Look at what kind
of example I set.

They'll never respect me
again after this.

They probably don't want to come
'cause they won't be able

to look me
in my public pooping eyes.

That's why
they're taking so long.

- What are you in for?
- Attempted to sell drugs

to a state trooper. You?

- Public defecation.
- Oh.

So, you need $18?

- Yep.
- Is it okay if I only have a 20?

Yeah, that's fine, Teddy.
Thank you.

Do you want to give me
the two dollars' change now,

or just owe me the whole 20?

I‐I'll owe you 20, Teddy.

I'm so sorry,
we're‐we're in a big rush.

I can't believe
Linda got a ticket

and you won't tell me
what it's for.

Probably flapjacking.
(chuckles)

He won't tell us, either.
He's keeping that mustache shut.

Except to chew his precious gum.

Oh, you got gum?

Y‐Yeah. Do‐do you want a piece?

I never say no
to a piece of gum.

Okay, uh, here you go.
Now if I could just get that...

- Maybe one for now,
one for later? - (sighs)

- Okay, fine. Here.
- Big night for me, too, I guess.

- Mm‐hmm. Uh‐huh.
- I'm just bouncing off the walls.

- Going through scenarios,
you know, pre‐improvising. - Right.

- Yep.
- Who knows. Who knows what the night holds, right, Bobby?

- Mm‐hmm.
- Ah. Maybe I'll think of some improvs,

maybe I won't, maybe my mind
will just go blank.

Okay, fine. Teddy, I'll come.

I'll come and yell out
"underpants."

Oh, really? That's great.

Because you weren't
that into it before.

Yeah, no, yeah.
It's‐it's gonna be great.

So, anyway, Teddy,
we really have to go.

We have parent‐teacher‐student
conferences in 20 minutes.

Gosh, I‐I'm just dying to know
what Linda's ticket was for.

I bet it was something great
and the cops just misunderstood.

Like stealing a cloud.

- It was for public pooping,
okay? - (all gasp)

I mean, allegedly.
I mean, not that.

I was improvising.
Forget I said anything.

I'm taking the 20. Bye.

Wow.

Mmm. Just chew it, Teddy.

Don't swallow it.
(gulps) Damn it.

Okay, you guys have to pretend

I didn't tell you
what your mom did.

May‐may or may not
have done, I mean.

Y‐You have to erase that
from your minds.

There are some things
your father tells you

that you never forget.

And "your mom got a ticket
for public defecation"

is definitely one of them.

I can't believe this
and I can't believe I learned

a new word for poop today.

Defecation,
defecation, defecation...

- (grumbles)
- ...defecation, defecation, defecation.

Dead. They're all dead.

Bob, Tina, Gene, Louise, dead.

That's why
they aren't gettin' me.

I've got no one
and nothing in this world.

I live here now.

Can I, can I switch cells?

Hi, we're here to pay the fine
for Linda Belcher. Here it is.

In small bills.

Great. Why is it wet?

- Is that sweat?
- Probably.

20, 25, 26...

We're kind of in a hurry, so...

Well, now I've lost my place.

20, 25...

It's just, we have the kids'

parent‐teacher‐student
conferences,

and we need to get
to the school, so...

- Oh, let me know how that goes.
- TINA: We got detention today.

That's probably already
in your system.

I don't know if
that's how it works.

Yeah, we had a meeting
about it with the chief.

Oh, God.

Hi, honey. Sorry it took
so long to get here.

There were, um,
some, uh, money things.

It's fine. Hi, kids.

- Hi, Mom.
- Hey, there. - Hello, Mother.

- You told them, didn't you?
- Told us what? - No.

I don't even know
what defecation is.

Something you do at church?

Yeah, sorry. And I told Teddy.

And maybe a guy at the ATM.

- I‐I can't really remember.
- Okay, fine.

I pooped in public
and I got arrested.

Not technically.
You were detained.

- She got detention.
- Thank you.

So, newsflash:
your mom isn't perfect, okay?

What made you think
we thought you were perfect?

Yeah, you're a work in progress.

Hey, we should really finish
this conversation I‐in the car.

Uh, the conferences start
in seven minutes.

So we should leave jail
and go do that.

So you thought
I was gonna say no TV?

‐Kind of?
‐I would never. I'm not a monster.

TV's almost my favorite child.
If I had a favorite.

We do celebrate its birthday.

And you thought
we'd never respect you

or listen to you again?

Well, yeah.
Why would you, after all this?

Are you serious? You did time.

I respect you more
than ever now.

Yeah, you've changed, man.
You got hard.

And we also kind of
don't want to end up like you.

‐(laughs softly) ‐So I...

kind of scared you straight?

- GENE: Damn straight.
- Well, then, good.

- BOB: Okay, let's go in.
- LINDA: Wait a sec. Listen.

- We're already late.
- So we'll be a little late.

Here's the thing:
it is important

for everyone
to follow the rules.

But sometimes we make mistakes.

Some we can control,
like putting a hot dog

in a pencil sharpener,
and some we can't.

- Like clenching your sphynxter.
- "Sphincter."

- What did I say?
- Never mind.

But as long as we're trying,

we'll all be okay, you know?

- (coughs) You pooped in a bush.
- Look at me.

Any of you bring this up
inside of that school, ever,

the TV goes in the ocean.

- (shouts)
- Got it. - We won't, ever!

- You, too, Bob.
- I'm so scared of you right now.

Good. Now somebody
get me a baby wipe.

TEDDY:
Okay.

So we need a suggestion.

Anything at all.

- Underpants.
- Chicken wings.

Oh, chicken wings. I got a great
story about chicken wings.

I mean, I‐it's a thing
I'm just coming up with now.

- Okay, chicken wings.
- What?

Ah, one order
of chicken wings, please.

‐(chuckles) ‐Oh, my God.

Uh, take it easy, sir.
Who brought this guy? Uh...

♪ I started eating healthy but
it made me have to deuce now ♪

♪ I tried to do it stealthy
but I landed in the hoosegow ♪

♪ This song I'd like
to dedicate ♪

♪ To everyone who's defecate ♪

♪ ‐ed in public ♪

♪ Try to hold it,
try to hold it ♪

♪ Just as long as you can ♪

♪ For there might
be repercussions ♪

♪ If you try to drop anchor ♪

♪ Try to hold it, try
to hold it, try to hold it ♪

♪ Try to hold it, try to
hold it, try to hold it ♪

- ♪ Hold it, hold it in ♪
- ♪ I'm gonna make it ♪

♪ I'm not gonna break it ♪

♪ Gonna hold it, gonna hold it,
hold it in. ♪

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