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Mike: Come on, Bud.
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Hey ahh...You wanna maybe poop
for me?
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C'mon...
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Matt: How's the dog?
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Mike: What do you mean, "how's
the dog"?
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What do you think I mean?
How's the dog?
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Ask him.
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What?
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Ask the dog.
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C'mon, Mike. I'm just trying to
start a conversation.
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Here you go, Mrs. Johnson.
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Oh
my little boy. I love you so
much.
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It took him a while to do his
business, but I think what the
key might be is...
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Oh,
I love you. I love you. I love
you.
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And this one right here...
Alright, scene six is too
expositional.
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Here, fuck with that. Put that
shit in there.
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You working today?
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MATT: Yeah, I'm working today.
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It's Thursday.
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MATT: Well, I'm going to work.
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You always have Thursdays off.
That's writing day.
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So, I'm kinda worried cause I
feel like, if the protagonist
has no
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ot going to havYou know what I
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MATT: Attack
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MATT: And please don't use
words like 'antagonist' and
'protagonist' in this.
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MATT: It's not that kind of
story.
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I'm sorry. The good guy, and
the bad guy.
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uy, bad guy stoWe're not making
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Are we still meeting with Jason
tomorrow?
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Yeah. One o'clock.
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kinda like to rewrite page six.
el like it's still too
sitional.
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Yeah, I know. We'll do it when
I got home from work.
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Ok. Cool
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Hey, is he still banging that
Mexican chick next door?
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I don't know.
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Why not?
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I just don't.
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I can't believe they're out of
bologna.
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Hey, Matt.
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I wrote a scene I think we
should put in the script.
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Yeah?
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It's a scene where John tells
Jack he can't pay rent.
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I thought we were going to give
John a second job so that shit
wouldn't happen.
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Well, we haven't yet. So, right
now, John still can't pay rent.
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It's all I got.
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I'm sorry.
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I forgive you.
Let's get out of here.
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Just make sure you come home
right after work, alright?
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I really want to work on that
stuff.
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I'll be right home before you
finish dinner, sweetie.
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KAREN: I'm not...I'm a cow
girl.
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KAREN: Yes, ride me stallion!
Stop it!
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Mikey!
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Hey, this is Rachel, and this
is...
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Karen.
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Right.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Matt told us all about you.
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Really?
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Did Matt tell you all about
how we're supposed to work
tonight?
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Are you mad at me?
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I bring home two pretty girls
and you're mad at me?
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One of them's for you.
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Um...which one?
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I just thought you wanted to
write these scenes with me.
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I did it already.
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When?
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Earlier.
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In my head.
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In your head doesn't really
help us.
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I jotted it down.
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God. Just relax.
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e other one has like man boobs.
Don't you think?
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Which one?
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That one.
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Well, he seems a little man
P.M.S-y.
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Yeah.
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...And the six year old Jersey.
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now, having guests over doesn't
for a good working
onment.
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Want me to get rid of the ho's?
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Could you get rid of the ho's?
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It's not every day I bring
ho's?
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Well, today's not a good day
for ho's.
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Can't water the grass with no
ho's.
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Just remember that.
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Ok, girls...
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We've gotta get going!
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You're so frisky!
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I'm sorry.
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We've gotta get to work.
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...But later, can I call you?
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Rachel: Call us later!
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Yes?
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Yes! Bye.
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Alright, let's get to work.
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You really think he's gonna
like it?
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Of course he's gonna like it.
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, but why would he like it more
an any other script he's
er read?
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It's like you're getting three
movies for one.
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you're watchingand then there's
atching.
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ut you know what happens in it,
cause the movie that you are
atching.
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Then at the end,
when John turns out just like
Jack,
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this whole othebut didn't know
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Plus, all the hot chicks we put
in it, man.
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We're gonna offend people.
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Exactly.
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And if people are offended,
that means they felt something.
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And that means we did our job.
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You just like to offend people.
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Absolutely!
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Matty
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What's crackin, baby!?
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n? What's going on with yoBang.
Bang.
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Mikey! What's up, man?
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ome on. You gotta work on that.
Work on that.
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Listen, man.
I gotta shake. I'm late.
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This is the latest draft.
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Alright. What's the log line?
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The log line?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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In one line, tell me what the
whole script is about.
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Uhhh...It's a--
It's a love story about two
guys...
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Wha
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d the guys are 'cause the guy..
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a job. The othe...they both hav
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...The other one...his...has a
job...
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Yo, I tell you what. I'll read
it.
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'Cause you're my boy.
I'll get back to you sometime
next week.
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That cool? Y'all my peeples.
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Imma read it. That's cool?
Cool?
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Alright.
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Listen, we still on for
Saturday right?
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Yeah, we're doing legs and
shoulders and some Abs.
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Don't forget the Abs man.
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I need that. I need to get that
'V' right there!
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Yeah. We gonna get you diesel,
son. Let's go.
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Alright, alright.
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Alright. Get your rest.
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Bang. Alright, Mike.
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Work that out, baby.
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Come on. You gotta work on
that.
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Ok, stay Hollywood, fellas.
Stay Hollywood!
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Really, Mike?
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Hey Matt, I'm thinking about
moving back.
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Back where?
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Back home.
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This is your home.
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No, Matt. This is your home.
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ack in my home I sleep in a bed
nd my mom does my laundry for
e...
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...And I eat food more than
once a day.
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And not just dollar store
bologna either, I'm talking
about produce.
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Look, man.
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We've been working way too hard
for this not to work out for
us.
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What if you're wrong?
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We've been working on this
script for almost two years
now.
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What if there is no happy
ending? What the fuck are we
even doing here?
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This is our golden ticket, man!
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This is our ruby slippers, our
red pill, our...
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Ok.
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So, this is the answer?
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This script is going to put
food in our stomachs?
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I'm telling you, once people
see our shit they'll be lining
up to wipe our asses...
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Why would people line up to
wipe our asses?
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You're too fucking tense.
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Relax, man.
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Go get some booty or something.
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Why don't you call that little
girl that you used to work
with?
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Which one?
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The one that likes you.
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Which one?
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The one that likes you.
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Yeah. That one.
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She's got an outie belly
button.
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So?
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So, it's not the outie that
bothers me, it's the fact that
she wears cut off
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shirts all the time.
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It's as if she doesn't even
know she has it.
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And that...it's just really off
putting.
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Whatever, man.
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Just do what you gotta do to
lighten up.
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What?
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Do you have to play so loud, so
early?
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What the fuck man?
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Is this about rent or
something?
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What's the matter with you?
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I wrote a scene you should
read.
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It's a flashback. I thought we
could put it in...
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Unnecessary.
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People don't care what happened
before.
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They want to know what happens
next.
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It'll add depth to the
characters.
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Yeah, and slow down the story.
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And quit trying to change the
subject, man.
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For the last week you've been
acting like a little bitch!
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What's the matter with you?
Tell me.
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My ex-girlfriend called me.
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Deanna?
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She moved to LA a few of months
ago.
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Really?
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She lives like a block away
from here.
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No shit.
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Yeah, man.
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She called me up.
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She said she wanted to meet for
coffee.
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And that's a bad thing?
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Yeah, it is a bad thing.
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It took me almost three years
to get over her.
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And you never really get over
them. You know?
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No.
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No?
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No, she's a chick. One's like
the next.
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You stop banging her,
then you start banging someone
else.
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rs later, she wwhat's the probl
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What world do you live in?
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A world where I'm the king,
king bangs a lot of chicks.
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I'd like to visit that world
sometime.
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It's nice there.
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MIKE: Oh, I bet.
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What world do you live in?
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The real world.
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Oh, I've heard of that.
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Yeah, That's the one.
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s that the same world where you
aven't seen your ex
irlfriend in three years
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...But she still has you by the
balls?
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Hey, that's below the belt.
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That's where your balls are.
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So, tell me about this girl.
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Which girl is that?
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The girl you don't talk about.
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Deanna, the love of your life.
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I didn't say she was the love
of my life.
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You said you never got over
her.
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Only because another girl never
came along.
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If it's really love another
girl won't come along.
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Well...
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You're still in love with her.
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I didn't say that.
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Are you going to go to coffee
with her?
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I did.
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You did?
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I did.
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How'd that go for you?
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It was ok.
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OK?
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Yeah, it was OK.
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Bullshit, what happened?
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I met her last week...
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MIKE: Deannas not like other
girls.
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She never was.
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And she was just how I
remembered her.
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She's the kind of girl that
just looks like she smells
good?
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...And she does.
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She's the kind of girl that
pees bunnies...
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And poops sunshine?
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No. No.
257
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:52,339
She doesn't poop at all.
258
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,074
You look great.
259
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,608
Oh, yeah, thanks.
260
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,344
Your hair...
261
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,246
I know, it's long.
262
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:03,716
I was going to say, you dyed
something to it, cause it's
longer.
263
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:07,387
Do I really look that
different?
264
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:15,863
No, you look fine.
You look okay. You just, I
mean, you just kinda..
265
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:20,467
Thanks.
266
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,636
Why'd you call me?
267
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:28,175
Well, um...
Mike Junior turns two in a few
weeks,
268
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:34,948
...And I thought it was finally
time I told you about him.
269
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:46,960
Oh...
Oh, God.
270
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,529
I'm just fucking with you.
271
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:50,597
You make it too easy.
272
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:51,932
Oh my god!
273
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,733
I thought...
Why would you...
274
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,102
Sorry.
275
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,803
There's no Mike Junior!
276
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,638
Don't worry.
277
00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,839
No, it's fine.
278
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,008
It's not a big deal.
279
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,175
She really said that?
280
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,376
Yeah, that's her sense of
humor.
281
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:08,781
I like this girl.
282
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:11,618
Mike, I called you because
we're friends.
283
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,086
Oh right, we're friends.
284
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,922
We've always been friends.
285
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:15,488
Don't you have other friends?
286
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,756
Not in L.A.
287
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,325
L.A. is a big city.
288
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,962
Especially when you have no
friends.
289
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,897
Can we be friends, Mike?
290
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:27,400
I mean, it's been a long time.
291
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,601
Two years?
292
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:31,304
3 years. This February 21st.
293
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:35,208
I can't believe you remember
the date.
294
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:42,582
That was a pretty memorable
night, remember?
295
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:46,086
Yeah.
296
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,688
So, what are you doing in L.A.
now anyway?
297
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:55,662
I'm trying to be a wri...
I've been working on my
wri--I'm wri--I'm a writer.
298
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,397
So what have you written?
299
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,132
I wrote a screenplay.
300
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,067
Wow!
301
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,003
What's it about?
302
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,772
It's a love story, about two
guys...
303
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:06,606
What?
304
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,942
Damn it. No.
305
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:11,611
There's a girl, too. Like 4
girls.
306
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:16,316
And, we-we wrote it together.
307
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,517
We?
308
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,187
Oh, my partner.
309
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,655
ean, he's not..We don't...we ne
310
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:26,960
We're roommates. We act. We
both are actor and writers.
311
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,929
So, it's like we wrote it to be
in it together.
312
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,399
Once it gets made. That's when
we'll do it.
313
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,833
The movie. That's when we'll do
it. The movie.
314
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,335
Cool.
315
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,703
Really, Mike?
316
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:37,604
She makes me nervous!
317
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,507
Clearly.
318
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,842
So, what are you doing here?
319
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,644
I thought you were going to
school up north.
320
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,380
Yeah, I was, but only because
my dad wanted me too.
321
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:48,715
I was over it.
322
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:52,785
So, I thought I'd give the
whole acting thing a try.
323
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:56,389
I mean, how hard can it be,
right?
324
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,591
Yeah.
325
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:02,529
Look, Mike... I miss you.
326
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:05,032
I just wanted to tell you,
327
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:08,968
That I really am sorry for
everything that happened.
328
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,403
You're sorry?
329
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:13,840
Yeah.
330
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,508
How come you never called?
331
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,845
I did. You didn't.
332
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:24,951
No I didn't, did I.
333
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,421
You know, Deanna, it was really
good to see you,
334
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:33,560
..But I have a lot of things to
do, so...
335
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,729
Mike...
336
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,865
What?
337
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:42,069
Can I see you again sometime?
338
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:47,640
No, no...its not a good idea.
339
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:51,111
Why?
340
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:55,282
Because I can't see you if I
can't be with you.
341
00:16:55,315 --> 00:17:00,187
I can't be with you without
becoming attached to you.
342
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:03,022
I can't become attached to you
without getting hurt.
343
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,458
It's not worth it.
344
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:09,696
You're not worth it.
345
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:13,166
Now I know you didn't say that.
346
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,969
I did.
347
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,838
Look, I do want to see you.
348
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,972
I do want to hang out with you.
349
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:25,445
I-I-I just can't. Not now, you
know?
350
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:30,217
Just give me some time.
351
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:40,293
Yeah...
352
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:49,302
Yeah...
353
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:50,470
That's it?
354
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:56,976
That's it.
355
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:59,479
So, she's really not worth it?
356
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,448
No, she's worth it, but I had
to say no, and that was the
only way I could.
357
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:02,382
Could what?
358
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,150
Say no.
359
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,517
Oh.
360
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,919
Why did you have to say no?
361
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,088
I told you, I can't go through
what I went through the last
three years.
362
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:09,922
But if she's the one...
363
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:10,690
She's not.
364
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,259
How do you know?
365
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,026
I don't know, I just know I
can't get hurt again.
366
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:14,494
But you said she was worth it.
367
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,028
She is.
368
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:16,929
So what's the problem?
369
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,131
I have syphilis.
370
00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:20,533
What?!
371
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:27,340
I just told you twenty fucking
times, dude, I don't want to
get hurt again!
372
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:28,408
But you don't have syphilis...
373
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:33,980
No!
374
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:35,215
I don't know, man. I thought
maybe...
375
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,083
You would know if I had
syphilis.
376
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,818
How would I know? I mean, how
would I know?
377
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,720
There'd be creams around the
house...
378
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,355
I don't keep track of your
creams.
379
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:45,425
Well, you should, and then
you'd learn some stuff about
me.
380
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,293
Call her.
381
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,861
No.
382
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,630
Did she make you happy?
383
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,064
Yes.
384
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,533
Have you been happy since?
385
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,236
No.
386
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,237
If you were happy with her, and
you're not happy without her,
why don't you just
387
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,138
be happy with her...again.
388
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,773
She's the reason I was unhappy.
389
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,476
She's also the reason you were
happy...
390
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,411
Yes.
391
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,279
There's no unhappy without
happy.
392
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:09,115
You're only unhappy because you
lost what made you happy.
393
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:13,686
She's not what made you
unhappy, it's the absence of
her that made you unhappy.
394
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,355
We're out of toilet paper.
395
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:19,492
Evil is only the absence of
good.
396
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:22,829
OK, but...what do I...
397
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,464
You call her!
398
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,199
Okay. Fine.
399
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,867
But, I'm gonna go look for her
number.
400
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:28,935
You've got it memorized.
401
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,670
No, I DON'T!
402
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:31,704
Ok!
403
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:41,481
Go look for it!
404
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,682
Funny.
405
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,351
What can I get you?
406
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:45,518
Let me get a cup.
407
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:46,653
Large?
408
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,456
Larger than average.
409
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,892
Hey, Deanna. It's Mike.
410
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,194
Yeah. No, I was gonna say you
should...
411
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:59,699
I mean, if you wanna... If you
would come over?
412
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,502
Yeah, I mean, I dont want you
to put out. P-P-Put you out.
413
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:06,072
I dont wanna put you out. Put
you out..of your...comfort zone.
414
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:09,309
Because you, or everybody,
should be in the zone.
415
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:12,645
Sometimes.
416
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,814
Yeah. I'll see you later then.
417
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:21,788
Ok. Bye.
418
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:27,994
No, thanks.
419
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,095
There he is! Mikey!
420
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,763
How you doin', Mikey?
421
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,665
Hmm, Mikey- this is Amanda.
422
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,434
Hi. Hi.
423
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,902
You want a sandwich?
424
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:39,105
Yes, Why would you even ask me?
425
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:43,410
Here. Peanut butter & jelly.
It's on me.
426
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,377
Really?
427
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,745
Yeah.
428
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:46,479
Really
429
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:46,879
Please.
430
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,748
Okay.
431
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:52,619
(Matt's phone rings, call from
Jason)
432
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:55,221
MATT Yes, I know where it is.
433
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:59,792
We will be there in fifteen
minutes.
434
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:09,869
We gotta go.
435
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:17,143
We gotta go.
436
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,385
You must be Michael and Matt.
437
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:28,254
Thank you so much for coming on
short notice.
438
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,756
Jason will be right with you.
439
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,290
So, you just follow me.
440
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:37,797
Ok.
441
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:40,333
Have you ever been to a sound
stage before? (Loud music
playing)
442
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,802
No.
443
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:43,903
ng if you could(Assistant answe
444
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,438
Oh, hi Toby. How are you?
445
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,673
I'm good. I'm at work.
446
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,408
Umm, what's the shoot?
447
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,809
Let me call you back.
448
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:50,977
It's 'SKINNY PETE'.
449
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:51,778
Skinny who?
450
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:52,745
Pete.
451
00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:53,245
...And what's your name?
452
00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:54,814
Uh huh!
453
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:56,683
Now you boys stay right here,
and I will go get Jason for
you.
454
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:09,396
Listen, why don't you shit on a
carrot and take your ass to
fuckin' Africa?!
455
00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:11,097
Com-come on! Get the fuck outta
my way, man.
456
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:13,366
Listen, listen, listen...That's
my deal. Tha--
457
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,134
Yo wassup fellas!
458
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,836
What's up, Mikey?
What up, Matty?
459
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,070
Welcome to the set. Welcome to
the set.
460
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:20,172
Are you hungry?
461
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:21,207
Grab some food, drinks... all
that good stuff.
462
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,809
You guys know Skinny Pete
right?
463
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,510
Yeah, I've got his album.
464
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:24,944
Not personally.
465
00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:25,878
Of course you don't.
466
00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:27,113
Follow me to my office.
467
00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:28,581
Yo, put the banana down.
468
00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:30,483
Put the banana down!
469
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:31,083
Damn, greedy ass mother fuckers
on my team.
470
00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,218
Anyway, listen.
471
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:33,953
That's the deal, man. That is
the deal.
472
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,354
And that's all I can offer.
473
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:35,788
And, I'm gonna stand firm on
it.
474
00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:37,624
Jason!
475
00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:38,558
Yeah, wassup baby?
476
00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:39,426
Dude is trippin, man!
477
00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:40,259
What?!
478
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:41,994
I'm just trying to loosen it up.
479
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,796
You know...Pop my shit.
480
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:47,133
Get my, you know what I'm
saying?
481
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,067
What the fuck is that?
482
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:48,868
Dude, you too big for that.
483
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:49,836
Come on, man.
484
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:50,770
That is not the look.
485
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:52,104
Listen, these my peoples.
486
00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:56,709
Matty, Mikey.
Skinny Pete in the flesh.
487
00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:58,310
I love you.
488
00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:01,080
Represent that 5-1-0, baby. Bay
area, you know how we do.
489
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:02,782
Yeah, I do know.
490
00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:04,817
Killers and gorillas, man.
491
00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:06,118
Poppin' off this video shoot,
doin it big like skinny.
492
00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:07,420
You know what I'm saying?
493
00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:08,688
Yes, I do.
494
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,056
Well, shit.
495
00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:10,923
Maybe we'll see you later?
496
00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:12,525
Yes, I would like that.
497
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:13,993
Don't let the man get you down,
kid.
498
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:14,994
Who's the man?
499
00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:15,995
I'm the man.
500
00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:17,063
Skinny Pete bitch!
501
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:17,864
Alright fellas.
502
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,733
My office over here.
503
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,334
You're having Briana's birthday
is still on the 9th at the
park, right?
504
00:23:22,368 --> 00:23:24,604
Little momma gettin big, little
momma gettin big.
505
00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:28,174
Right through here, fellas.
Right through these doors,
right through these doors.
506
00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:30,843
Listen, man- fuck your seven
percent!
507
00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:32,679
Make this shit work.
508
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:35,582
Stop being too Hollywood for
me.
509
00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:38,217
So, here's the deal.
510
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,587
I got Richard to read your
script.
511
00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,555
Richard?
512
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:45,124
Richard Simpkins.
513
00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:47,126
Oh...
514
00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:49,629
How do you get Richard Simpkins
to read our script?
515
00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:55,267
Skinny Pete shI'm an assistant
516
00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:58,538
When he does a movie, I'm an
associate producer.
517
00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:03,242
The thing is, I found you guys.
I found the script.
518
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:06,946
So when this gets made, I'm
executive producer.
519
00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:08,948
With points.
520
00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:13,586
And guess what? He thinks it's
good.
521
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,287
Uhh, How good?
522
00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:16,322
What?
523
00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:18,124
How good?
524
00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:22,428
Like South Park good, or like,
The Iliad good?
525
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,831
He thinks it's good. He
thinks--
526
00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:28,501
Actually, he said you guys
reminded him of Ben Affleck and
Matt Damon.
527
00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:30,469
He's never seen us.
528
00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:34,040
I know, but he read the script
that you both wrote. So, he can
kinda imagine.
529
00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:39,411
So, according to Richard
Simpkins, Mike and I are like
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.
530
00:24:39,445 --> 00:24:41,447
Yeah.
531
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,215
Okay! Who's Ben Affleck and
who's Matt Damon?
532
00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:45,184
What?
533
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:46,719
Which one of us Ben and which
one of us is Matt?
534
00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:47,587
Dude, I don't know.
535
00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:48,320
Don't answer that.
536
00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:50,189
Why not?
537
00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:51,190
Because that would mean one of
us has no talent.
538
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:51,858
Exactly.
539
00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:52,759
That's fucked up.
540
00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:54,493
C'mon man, we can take it.
541
00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:55,962
Listen, I think both you guys
are talented.
542
00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:56,829
Not if we're Ben and Matt.
543
00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:57,730
We're not Ben and Matt.
544
00:24:57,764 --> 00:24:58,631
Jason said we were.
545
00:24:58,665 --> 00:24:59,899
Richard said you were.
546
00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:01,333
Neither of us are like either
of them.
547
00:25:01,367 --> 00:25:03,269
That's a ridiculous comparison.
548
00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:08,541
That's like trying to compare
jeans to denim.
549
00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:10,309
Jeans are denim.
550
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,645
Yeah, I know. I just don't
think we should be trying to
compare ourselves to anybody.
551
00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:14,180
We are us.
552
00:25:14,213 --> 00:25:16,482
Originality is overrated,
fellas.
553
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,751
It takes a lot more than talent
to make it in this business.
554
00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:19,652
It takes smarts.
555
00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:20,920
It takes connections.
556
00:25:20,953 --> 00:25:24,456
You could be the most
untalented person. Ever.
557
00:25:24,490 --> 00:25:29,562
ake friends witdo a couple inde
558
00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:32,398
...And next thing you know
you're making 20 million a film
and banging J-Lo.
559
00:25:32,431 --> 00:25:35,401
What do you guys have against
Ben Affleck?
560
00:25:35,434 --> 00:25:36,669
Oh, nothing.
561
00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:37,637
He's great.
562
00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:39,305
He's done alot of great work.
563
00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:40,272
Huge fan. Armageddon, are you
kidding?
564
00:25:40,306 --> 00:25:41,974
Did you see 'Gone baby Gone' ?
565
00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:43,475
'Gone baby gone' was good, too.
I liked that.
566
00:25:43,509 --> 00:25:44,744
He's a good director. Know's
story structure.
567
00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:45,477
Was he in it too?
568
00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:46,478
No, not at all.
569
00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:47,146
Hollywood Land?
570
00:25:47,179 --> 00:25:48,080
Casey killed that too.
571
00:25:48,114 --> 00:25:48,881
The time periods.
572
00:25:48,915 --> 00:25:49,682
Giglie was a miss.
573
00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:52,251
Not his fault!
574
00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:58,691
Anyways....listen, listen. If
Richard makes an offer, are you
guys interested?
575
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:02,294
Oh yeah, I mean, yeah we're...
Of course we're interested.
576
00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:04,664
Great! That's great. I was
hoping you'd say that.
577
00:26:04,697 --> 00:26:11,103
to set. I'll cWe'll talk detai
.
578
00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:14,306
Aight, Mikey. Work that out,
baby.
579
00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:18,577
Work that out. Listen, y'all
can hang out. You don't gotta
leave. I just gotta go.
580
00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:29,088
JASON: Peace.
581
00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:39,165
("Skinny Pete, Bitch" playing
loudly)
582
00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:49,175
("Skinny Pete, Bitch" playing
loudly)
583
00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:12,832
Really?
584
00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:15,034
What are you doing? It's party
time.
585
00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:17,469
It's not work time!
586
00:27:17,503 --> 00:27:19,706
Dude, when we meet Richard I
want to have more to show him.
587
00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:21,607
Isn't your girl coming over?
588
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,177
Yeah, she'll be here in a
little bit. I just want to
write something right now.
589
00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:27,747
Alright, alright...What are you
trying to write?
590
00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:32,284
I don't know. I'm just going to
start writing a script.
591
00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:35,287
So what should I write about?
592
00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:36,588
I don't care.
593
00:27:36,622 --> 00:27:43,262
Alright, fine. I'm just gonna
start writing.
594
00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:44,731
Don't start that way. It's
stupid.
595
00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:46,298
Well, then how should I start?
596
00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:47,433
I don't know!
597
00:27:47,466 --> 00:27:49,435
Well, then shut up and let me
write.
598
00:27:49,468 --> 00:27:49,902
Are you hungry?
599
00:27:49,936 --> 00:27:51,771
Starving.
600
00:27:51,804 --> 00:27:52,538
You're cranky when you're
hungry.
601
00:27:52,571 --> 00:27:53,172
Thank you.
602
00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:54,774
We should get some food.
603
00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:56,208
We can get some later. I just
want to write right now.
604
00:27:56,242 --> 00:27:56,743
But you're hungry now...?
605
00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:57,777
Yeah...
606
00:27:57,810 --> 00:27:59,345
Then we should eat now!
607
00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:00,980
Dude, I'm not thinking about
food right now.
608
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,014
You just said you were hungry.
609
00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:02,614
You asked!
610
00:28:02,648 --> 00:28:04,150
I know!
611
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,952
If you aren't going to help me
write, leave me alone.
612
00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:09,688
Fine, I'll go and get some
food.
613
00:28:09,722 --> 00:28:12,992
Fine, go.
614
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:13,659
What should I get?
615
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:17,496
I don't care!
616
00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:17,864
Quizbees?
617
00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:30,442
Fine!
618
00:28:30,476 --> 00:28:35,314
You know what?
619
00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:37,683
Fuck you!
620
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,319
I fucking hate you.
621
00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:44,690
You have all these great ideas,
you want to do all these great
things, but you don't do shit.
622
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:50,596
You don't pay rent, I buy all
the food, and I never once get
a thank you!
623
00:28:50,629 --> 00:28:53,465
You leave your socks
everywhere. Fucking everywhere!
624
00:28:53,499 --> 00:28:56,936
I opened the refrigerator
yesterday and there were three
socks in there.
625
00:28:56,969 --> 00:29:01,808
I could maybe understand if
there were two or four, but
three?
626
00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:06,712
It takes a conscious effort to
leave three socks anywhere, let
alone the refrigerator.
627
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:11,017
I can't drink milk anymore
without smelling your feet!
628
00:29:11,050 --> 00:29:12,184
I'm sick of this shit!
629
00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:13,986
I don't know why I'm your
friend.
630
00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:16,488
You are worthless.
631
00:29:16,522 --> 00:29:19,125
You're like a child.
632
00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:24,096
Except not as good as a child,
because children grow up and
become things.
633
00:29:24,130 --> 00:29:27,233
You will never become anything,
ever.
634
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:30,937
You have never been good at
anything, ever!
635
00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:43,883
You are a complete waste of
life, you give me gas, and I
want you to you die.
636
00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:45,617
Did you like that?
637
00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:47,253
Yeah, that was good.
638
00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:48,054
Yeah, that was good. It had,
uhh, there was some structure.
639
00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:49,488
Yeah, it was loud.
640
00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:52,591
Yeah well, you know, it was
well-delivered. I thought.
641
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,293
That's going in the script.
642
00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:55,962
Yeah, I'll find somewhere for
it.
643
00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:56,829
And that's why I get a writer's
credits.
644
00:29:56,863 --> 00:29:58,297
You didn't write anything.
645
00:29:58,330 --> 00:30:00,532
You just heard me write it.
646
00:30:00,566 --> 00:30:02,301
I wrote what I said.
647
00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:04,003
No!
648
00:30:04,036 --> 00:30:06,338
You said what you said.
649
00:30:06,372 --> 00:30:09,441
I know that you said it,
because I heard you say it.
650
00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:12,244
You haven't actually written
anything.
651
00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:13,479
I'm the one who's going to
write it.
652
00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:15,614
I haven't written it yet, but
I'm going write it.
653
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:18,985
Just cause you're the one that
types it up, doesn't mean it
wasn't my idea.
654
00:30:19,018 --> 00:30:21,653
It was my idea, and you should
respect that.
655
00:30:21,687 --> 00:30:22,654
Respect?
656
00:30:22,688 --> 00:30:23,789
Yeah, respect!
657
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,757
Give credit where credit is
due!
658
00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:27,059
Credit?
659
00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:29,461
Okay. Let's say we were
cooking...
660
00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:32,831
I go out and buy a whole pound
of chicken.
661
00:30:32,865 --> 00:30:36,835
I marinate that chicken for
three days with Laurie's
seasoning salt,
662
00:30:36,869 --> 00:30:40,172
vinegar, ketchup and
Mrs. Dash salt free
seasoning blend.
663
00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:41,040
You've been practicing this
one?
664
00:30:41,073 --> 00:30:42,608
Yeah, a little bit.
665
00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:44,043
MATT It's good.
666
00:30:44,076 --> 00:30:45,811
I know. Shut up. Let me finish.
667
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,114
I make up some angel hair pasta
with a creamy garlic basil
sauce.
668
00:30:48,147 --> 00:30:52,751
I set the table, I open a
bottle of 1997 Canoe Ridge
Chardonnay, and we have
669
00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:57,489
ourselves a dinner.
You walk in. You notice I did
some cooking so you sprinkle
670
00:30:57,523 --> 00:31:00,292
some basil on the chicken and
ddenly you're the fucking chef?!
671
00:31:00,326 --> 00:31:04,763
I do lot more than sprinkle
some basil! It is not the same!
672
00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:06,565
Yes it is!
673
00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:09,201
It is the exact same fucking
thing!
674
00:31:09,235 --> 00:31:13,705
You want credit for adding a
little bit extra to something I
worked my ass off...on.
675
00:31:13,739 --> 00:31:16,608
You're just not willing to
admit that I have all the
ideas.
676
00:31:16,642 --> 00:31:18,077
All the ideas?
677
00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:20,279
All the good ideas!
678
00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:22,648
You're right. I'm not willing
to admit that because you don't.
679
00:31:22,681 --> 00:31:24,016
You have some good ideas, but
I'm the one who writes them
down.
680
00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:24,984
That makes me the writer.
681
00:31:25,017 --> 00:31:26,953
It all comes from my head.
682
00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:30,957
If I tell you a story and you
write out my story, that makes
me the writer!
683
00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:32,324
No, it doesn't!
684
00:31:32,358 --> 00:31:33,592
Yes, it does!
685
00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:35,694
I'm the writer. You're just
good at typing.
686
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:39,131
You said maybe three things
that I'm going to use in the
script.
687
00:31:39,165 --> 00:31:42,801
The "socks in the fridge",
"you're like a child", "you
give me gas"...
688
00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:43,435
those were funny.
689
00:31:43,469 --> 00:31:43,936
Thank you.
690
00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:45,537
You're welcome.
691
00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:47,073
I also thought the cooking
metaphor was brilliant.
692
00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:48,807
I didn't say that. You did.
693
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,143
I know, and it was fucking
brilliant.
694
00:31:51,177 --> 00:31:53,379
I think your ego is getting in
the way of your common sense.
695
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,681
I think you use big words to
try to make yourself sound
smart.
696
00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:57,449
Ego isn't a big word. It's only
three letters.
697
00:31:57,483 --> 00:31:59,218
Yeah, but it's got a big
meaning.
698
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:00,086
All ego means is a frozen
waffle.
699
00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:00,886
No, that's an Eggo.
700
00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,388
Whatever.
701
00:32:07,026 --> 00:32:07,926
You want to get it or you want
me to get it?
702
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:12,731
I'll get it.
703
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,133
Then get it.
704
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:21,840
Yeah, I know. I'm gonna get it.
705
00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:22,908
Hi.
706
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,476
I'm Deanna.
707
00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:25,711
Matt.
708
00:32:25,744 --> 00:32:28,147
Hi, Matt.
709
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:35,387
You're right, Mike. She's got
great boobs.
710
00:32:35,421 --> 00:32:38,390
He's just kidding 'cuz you
don't have--I mean, you have-
711
00:32:38,424 --> 00:32:40,559
umm- it's not that I told him
that you did.
712
00:32:40,592 --> 00:32:46,565
Not that I wouldn't have, but
its not like something I just
tell people on a regular basis.
713
00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:51,203
But you do.
714
00:32:51,237 --> 00:32:54,640
I like your place.
715
00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:55,907
Thanks.
716
00:32:55,941 --> 00:33:02,748
It's small, but it's home.
717
00:33:02,781 --> 00:33:07,753
Can I get you something...to
drink?
718
00:33:07,786 --> 00:33:14,893
A gin Cosmo with lime, easy on
the cranberry. That'd be great.
719
00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:20,166
Hey Matt, could you get us some
gin?
720
00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:22,701
No.
721
00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:25,137
You know what? I think I might
actually have some in my room.
So I'm just gonna go look....
722
00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:32,678
No, it's really.. It's not a
big de--....
723
00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:36,582
So Matt, what do you do?
724
00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:40,252
Eat, fuck and sleep. Why?
725
00:33:40,286 --> 00:33:41,019
Uh...
726
00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:42,754
Mike says you're a writer.
727
00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:49,228
Well, Mike's really the writer,
I just sprinkle some basil on
his chicken.
728
00:33:49,261 --> 00:33:50,962
What?
729
00:33:50,996 --> 00:33:58,070
Nothing.
730
00:33:58,104 --> 00:34:04,743
So...You play the piano?
731
00:34:04,776 --> 00:34:06,478
Nope.
732
00:34:06,512 --> 00:34:12,651
I'm an actress.
733
00:34:12,684 --> 00:34:15,053
Wow.
734
00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:17,156
An actress in L.A.
735
00:34:17,189 --> 00:34:19,891
You must be interesting and
unique.
736
00:34:19,925 --> 00:34:21,327
You and Mike are both actors.
737
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,296
Don't you consider yourselves
interesting and unique?
738
00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:25,364
No.
739
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:28,267
Really?
740
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:31,637
We moved to Hollywood to make
movies, and so did about two
million other guys
741
00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:34,740
who are relatively attractive
and were popular in High
School.
742
00:34:34,773 --> 00:34:36,975
So, no.
743
00:34:37,008 --> 00:34:42,614
The only thing that makes us
unique is knowing that we're
not unique.
744
00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:48,053
But, if you think you're unique,
for knowing you're not,
745
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,422
you still think you're
unique, right?
746
00:34:50,456 --> 00:34:51,890
Clearly.
747
00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:55,327
So then that kinda just makes
you like everybody else?
748
00:34:55,361 --> 00:34:57,729
Exactly.
749
00:34:57,763 --> 00:35:00,499
You're smarter than you look.
750
00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:04,936
Don't I look smart?
751
00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:12,578
I'm having trouble finding the
gin. I think that I...maybe...
it just kinda disappeared.
752
00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:17,316
Well, not like magic. Like
"poof", it's gone. It's just
disappeared. WOO, in thin air.
753
00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:20,252
It's nowhere. But I think
probably I just drank it when I
was depressed. Not that I'm
754
00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:26,192
depressed or drink by myself.
But who doesn't drink when
they're alone? You know if
755
00:35:26,225 --> 00:35:29,195
they're depressed, or If one
were to be depressed?
So its probably in there.
756
00:35:29,228 --> 00:35:32,598
I should just probably keep
looking. Cuz' it probably,
maybe, just disappeared.
757
00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:34,600
Like magic. Like poof! So, I'm
just gonna keep looking. Then,
758
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,902
you know, we can figure it out
from there.
759
00:35:36,935 --> 00:35:45,344
It's not really... a big deal.
760
00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:49,948
So Matt, do you have a
girlfriend?
761
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:52,751
I don't have any friends.
762
00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:57,389
DEANNA I can't imagine why.
763
00:35:57,423 --> 00:35:58,757
What was that?
764
00:35:58,790 --> 00:36:05,264
No, nothing. I'm sure deep
down, you're a really nice
person.
765
00:36:05,297 --> 00:36:09,468
Then you're a terrible judge of
character.
766
00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:13,839
So no..no love in your life?
None?
767
00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:15,941
Why do you care?
768
00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:17,843
I'm just trying to make
conversation.
769
00:36:17,876 --> 00:36:26,985
OK...well, I could never love a
woman who would let me treat
her the way that I
770
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:31,290
treat women when I love them.
771
00:36:31,323 --> 00:36:33,925
Too much of my father in me, I
guess.
772
00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:36,795
What was your father like?
773
00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:43,969
I don't know. I never met him.
774
00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:46,605
What's your 'daddy' like?
775
00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:48,574
He works a lot.
776
00:36:48,607 --> 00:36:50,876
Makes a lot of money?
777
00:36:50,909 --> 00:36:53,011
He does alright, I guess.
778
00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:54,946
That must be nice.
779
00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:56,448
I work, too.
780
00:36:56,482 --> 00:37:00,085
Yeah. So do I, but my father
doesn't pay my rent.
781
00:37:00,118 --> 00:37:01,487
I thought you didn't know your
father.
782
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,355
Exactly.
783
00:37:03,389 --> 00:37:05,491
So, I definitely don't have any
gin. Like officially.
784
00:37:05,524 --> 00:37:08,727
I think that one night we were
playing flag football there was
a few...
785
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,563
I'm going to go out and get
some food. You want anything?
786
00:37:11,597 --> 00:37:12,531
You want anything?
787
00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:13,965
No, I'm good.
788
00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:16,034
I ate already.
789
00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:17,135
She's in L.A. now.
790
00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:19,271
Girls in L.A. don't eat.
791
00:37:19,305 --> 00:37:20,772
Mikey?
792
00:37:20,806 --> 00:37:23,108
No, No- I don't want anything.
793
00:37:23,141 --> 00:37:25,511
We're celebrating.
794
00:37:25,544 --> 00:37:26,978
It's on me.
795
00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:28,514
OK, I'll have something.
796
00:37:28,547 --> 00:37:29,915
What should I get?
797
00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:31,583
Why don't you go to Quizbies?
798
00:37:31,617 --> 00:37:33,819
I'll go to Quizbies!
799
00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:35,587
Bye Matt.
800
00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:43,995
Yeah, whatever.
801
00:37:44,029 --> 00:37:45,764
Matt seems like a
good guy.
802
00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:47,232
No, he is.
803
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:49,401
It's just hard to tell
sometimes.
804
00:37:49,435 --> 00:37:53,071
Why are such good looking guys
always such jerks?
805
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:56,975
I mean, I dont mean to be rude.
I know he's you're friend
and...
806
00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:58,109
No, you're right.
807
00:37:58,143 --> 00:38:00,846
Good looking guys are jerks.
808
00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:10,088
Just big old attractive
assholes, running around
handsomely pissing people off.
809
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:13,625
What happened to that cute
little Asian girl who used to
work here?
810
00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:15,527
Oh, Mary?
811
00:38:15,561 --> 00:38:29,441
Um, she got fired for giving
away food I think.
812
00:38:29,475 --> 00:38:31,743
You know, I didn't think you'd
call.
813
00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:32,944
I probably shouldn't have.
814
00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:34,580
Why not?
815
00:38:34,613 --> 00:38:36,448
You're trouble.
816
00:38:36,482 --> 00:38:38,750
You like my kind of trouble
though.
817
00:38:38,784 --> 00:38:41,420
No, Deanna, I don't.
818
00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:53,031
You really...I mean...why did
you do it?
819
00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:56,935
I don't know why I did it,
Mike.
820
00:38:56,968 --> 00:38:59,438
I was young. I-I wasnt...
821
00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:01,139
You were young?
822
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:04,109
So, I was young.
823
00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:05,744
We're still young!
824
00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:07,078
What does that even mean?
825
00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:08,480
People make mistakes when
they're young.
826
00:39:08,514 --> 00:39:10,916
Mistakes?
827
00:39:10,949 --> 00:39:14,953
You didn't make a mistake,
Deanna. You shit all over
everything I gave you.
828
00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:16,388
What did you give me?
829
00:39:16,422 --> 00:39:18,590
Me.
830
00:39:18,624 --> 00:39:19,991
Mike...
831
00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:22,428
That's why I shouldn't have
called you.
832
00:39:22,461 --> 00:39:26,331
Mike, I know this is weird for
you.
833
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:31,336
It's weird for me, too. But...
834
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:36,274
I've been thinking alot about
things recently and...
835
00:39:36,307 --> 00:39:42,848
You know, no other guy has ever
treated me like you did.
836
00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:45,784
You were good to me, Mike.
837
00:39:45,817 --> 00:39:49,721
And I miss everything we had...
838
00:39:49,755 --> 00:39:52,858
I miss you.
839
00:39:52,891 --> 00:40:02,934
I miss you too.
840
00:40:02,934 --> 00:40:14,079
I miss you too.
841
00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:24,155
I don't think I can do this.
842
00:40:24,155 --> 00:40:33,131
I don't think I can do this.
843
00:40:33,164 --> 00:40:39,237
You should go.
844
00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:42,541
You're gonna make me go?
845
00:40:42,574 --> 00:40:46,812
Yeah.
846
00:40:46,845 --> 00:40:50,482
Are you going to call me?
847
00:40:50,516 --> 00:40:52,450
I don't know.
848
00:40:52,484 --> 00:40:57,789
You don't know?
849
00:40:57,823 --> 00:41:06,665
Hmm, okay....
850
00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:08,567
Bye Mike.
851
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,670
Bye Deanna.
852
00:41:11,703 --> 00:41:16,542
Bye Matt.
853
00:41:16,575 --> 00:41:29,387
Hate to see you go...you know
the rest.
854
00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:32,157
I thought you were going to
Quizbies?
855
00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:36,161
I did, but you know it's nine
bucks for a sandwich there?
856
00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:38,129
You could get a whole fucking
pizza for nine bucks.
857
00:41:38,163 --> 00:41:41,466
You could get two pizzas for
nine bucks. You know, there's a
pizza place next door there...
858
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:49,107
Fuck, what's the matter with
me?
859
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:54,580
What is the matter with you?
860
00:41:54,613 --> 00:42:02,187
So, uh...are you gonna bang her
later?
861
00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:06,524
No, Matt. That's the last thing
on my mind right now.
862
00:42:06,558 --> 00:42:08,660
Bullshit, you're tilting the
table.
863
00:42:08,694 --> 00:42:11,196
Matt...now's not the time.
864
00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:14,365
Of course, now's the time.
865
00:42:14,399 --> 00:42:16,835
You were just alone with the
best piece of ass you've ever
had
866
00:42:16,868 --> 00:42:18,369
and you haven't been laid
since grade school.
867
00:42:18,403 --> 00:42:23,374
You should at least rub one
out.
868
00:42:23,408 --> 00:42:25,010
Jesus.
869
00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:29,715
What'd this girl do to you?
870
00:42:29,748 --> 00:42:33,518
She said I treated her good,
and then kissed me.
871
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:38,089
Wow, what a bitch.
872
00:42:38,123 --> 00:42:41,126
What'd she do on February 21st?
873
00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:43,528
Oh...it's a long story.
874
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:50,769
Yeah, yeah- when have you ever
told me a story that wasn't
long?
875
00:42:50,802 --> 00:42:53,972
I met her at this house party.
876
00:42:54,005 --> 00:42:56,374
She lived with a bunch
roommates and...
877
00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:58,610
I'd gone to high school with
one them.
878
00:42:58,644 --> 00:43:00,646
They lived in this big house
and were always throwing
parties...
879
00:43:07,786 --> 00:43:09,154
Karate and Love.
880
00:43:09,187 --> 00:43:11,657
Those are my weapons, Mikey.
881
00:43:11,690 --> 00:43:13,725
You know what I mean?
I'll talk to you later, Boo.
Don't worry about it.
882
00:43:13,759 --> 00:43:15,627
Hey, dude.
883
00:43:15,661 --> 00:43:16,628
You gotta treat every woman
here like a chia pet.
884
00:43:16,662 --> 00:43:19,264
You know what I mean?
885
00:43:19,297 --> 00:43:22,768
Put your pasty seeds on them,
and watch them grow.
886
00:43:22,801 --> 00:43:25,336
You know what I'm sayin'? I
poked holes in all my condoms
tonight.
887
00:43:25,370 --> 00:43:28,674
I'm gonna find a rich girl with
conservative parents that think
we should get married.
888
00:43:28,707 --> 00:43:29,775
Hey, there's Deanna.
889
00:43:29,808 --> 00:43:31,109
Who?
890
00:43:31,142 --> 00:43:32,543
My roommate, Deanna.
891
00:43:32,577 --> 00:43:35,881
She looks good too.
892
00:43:35,914 --> 00:43:38,684
I'm really sore.
893
00:43:38,717 --> 00:43:40,585
What?
894
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:41,820
Oh, I was just saying I'm
really sore.
895
00:43:41,853 --> 00:43:43,955
I was at the gym all day today.
896
00:43:43,989 --> 00:43:45,891
Did some pecks, my legs...
897
00:43:45,924 --> 00:43:48,593
Even did some lats too.
898
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:50,428
Lats, huh?
899
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,297
Yeah, super sore.
900
00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:55,366
What I really gotta work on is
my biceps.
901
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,969
I'm gonna get an awesome tribal
arm band tattoo.
902
00:43:58,003 --> 00:44:00,605
And it needs to look awesome.
903
00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:10,682
And the more awesome my biceps
look, the more awesome my
tattoos will look.
904
00:44:10,682 --> 00:44:20,692
And the more awesome my biceps
look, the more awesome my
tattoos will look.
905
00:44:27,232 --> 00:44:28,533
Dude. If you too boink, it's
gonna be so weird.
906
00:44:28,566 --> 00:44:34,472
I do not want to hear the
noises you make when you fuck.
907
00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:45,483
("Can't Stop the Boogie"
playing loudly)
908
00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:47,786
I got a nintendo.
909
00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:49,287
With Mike Tyson's punch out.
910
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:54,692
And I know the code and how to
get him.
911
00:44:54,726 --> 00:44:56,127
Sup, Deanna?
912
00:44:56,161 --> 00:44:57,295
How come you're not swimming?
913
00:44:57,328 --> 00:44:59,831
Everyone is swimmin'.
914
00:44:59,865 --> 00:45:03,835
Oh...no. My arms are kinda
sore.
915
00:45:03,869 --> 00:45:05,336
Yeah, mine too.
916
00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:07,072
From working out all the time.
917
00:45:07,105 --> 00:45:08,639
But, you know, the pool is good
for it.
918
00:45:08,673 --> 00:45:11,142
Plus, once I get my awesome
tribal band tattoo...
919
00:45:11,176 --> 00:45:14,312
...I won't be able to go
swimming as much.
920
00:45:14,345 --> 00:45:17,015
Zero zero seven three seven
three five nine six three.
921
00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:19,684
Done. He's there.
922
00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:23,889
I almost beat him the other day
but, you know, the phone kept
ringing.
923
00:45:23,922 --> 00:45:25,590
Come on. The pool is nice and
hot.
924
00:45:25,623 --> 00:45:32,363
Kinda like the T-Dawg.
925
00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:35,566
Go for it.
926
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:45,576
Alright. Your loss.
927
00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:00,685
Mike- I should tell you...
928
00:47:00,718 --> 00:47:03,321
I-I-I have a boyfriend.
929
00:47:03,354 --> 00:47:04,355
Oh.
930
00:47:04,389 --> 00:47:07,725
Well, we shouldn't be doing
this...
931
00:47:07,758 --> 00:47:11,196
He's out of town. It's okay.
932
00:47:11,229 --> 00:47:14,165
Yeah, but still...
933
00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:16,034
He's not nice to me, Mike.
934
00:47:16,067 --> 00:47:18,803
Oh...
935
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,805
I'll break up with him
tomorrow.
936
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:23,341
OK.
937
00:47:23,374 --> 00:47:26,344
...And I was completly smitten
with her.
938
00:47:26,377 --> 00:47:29,447
We ended up being together for
2 years.
939
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:33,618
We went on vacations. She let
me drive her car.
940
00:47:33,651 --> 00:47:37,188
We had anniversary dinners. Two
of them.
941
00:47:37,222 --> 00:47:38,289
Morning after pills?
942
00:47:38,323 --> 00:47:40,258
No.
943
00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:44,996
Once.
944
00:47:45,030 --> 00:47:49,634
So what'd she do?
945
00:47:49,667 --> 00:47:52,270
If it were up to me and I was
in charge of calling movies
things...
946
00:47:52,303 --> 00:47:53,404
I would've called it, "There
Will Be Oil".
947
00:47:53,438 --> 00:47:55,673
Cuz' there was a shit ton of
fucking oil.
948
00:47:55,706 --> 00:48:02,113
I don't know. I fell asleep. I
don't know if there was oil,
blood or what.
949
00:48:02,147 --> 00:48:06,251
Babe, I have to get up early in
the morning.
950
00:48:06,284 --> 00:48:06,884
Ok.
951
00:48:06,918 --> 00:48:08,386
Let's go to bed.
952
00:48:08,419 --> 00:48:11,189
No, I don't want to wake you up
when I have to get up.
953
00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:14,792
So, I just...I feel like I
should just sleep in my own bed
tonight.
954
00:48:14,825 --> 00:48:19,197
Really?
955
00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:25,003
Mike, are you in love with me?
956
00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:26,504
Yeah.
957
00:48:26,537 --> 00:48:29,240
No, I mean...are you in love
with me?
958
00:48:29,274 --> 00:48:31,909
Yes, I'm...I'm so in love with
you.
959
00:48:31,943 --> 00:48:33,578
Are you happy?
960
00:48:33,611 --> 00:48:39,617
Yeah, I mean, I guess it's
relative, because I'm not
always happy.
961
00:48:39,650 --> 00:48:44,155
Sometimes if I stub my toe or
slam my hand in the car door
I'm not happy.
962
00:48:44,189 --> 00:48:47,258
Definitely wasn't happy when my
grandma died, although she did
leave me some money.
963
00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:49,394
I mean, that made me happy.
964
00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:52,597
It's just there's different
ratio's of happy to unhappy.
965
00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:54,932
I-It's a whole...
I'm sure there's a book or a
966
00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:56,634
diagram or something that I
could get if I had to.
967
00:48:56,667 --> 00:48:58,536
Tell you what? Why dont I make
you a pie chart?
968
00:48:58,569 --> 00:49:00,471
If you have a pen and some
construction paper...
969
00:49:00,505 --> 00:49:03,741
Where are we going to be in 5
years from now?
970
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:06,277
Or 10 years
971
00:49:06,311 --> 00:49:12,083
Well, where do you want to be
in 10 years?
972
00:49:12,117 --> 00:49:18,789
Are you happy?
973
00:49:18,823 --> 00:49:20,958
I'll tell you what.
974
00:49:20,992 --> 00:49:29,134
How about you figure that out
and when you know, make me a
pie chart.
975
00:49:29,167 --> 00:49:34,872
So I'm driving and I realize
this girl was the best thing
that ever happened to me.
976
00:49:34,905 --> 00:49:43,348
If she wanted to talk about
some shit, I needed to talk to
her about some shit.
977
00:49:43,381 --> 00:49:48,586
I realized that I couldn't let
her get away.
978
00:49:48,619 --> 00:49:53,524
So I turned around and I start
driving back to her place as
fast as I can.
979
00:49:53,558 --> 00:49:57,828
The front door was open, so I
walked right in.
980
00:49:57,862 --> 00:50:04,469
I found her in the back yard,
on top of Trevor.
981
00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:08,939
The fucking douchebag with the
tribal armband tattoo.
982
00:50:08,973 --> 00:50:11,742
Only she was facing me.
983
00:50:11,776 --> 00:50:14,812
Wai
984
00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,747
Yes! God!
985
00:50:16,781 --> 00:50:18,816
Why are you doing that!?
986
00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:21,752
I'm sorry. I'm just trying to
get the picture.
987
00:50:21,786 --> 00:50:24,522
We're in public!
988
00:50:24,555 --> 00:50:26,691
It's a good one!
989
00:50:26,724 --> 00:50:33,098
Anyway You
kill the guy or what?
990
00:50:33,131 --> 00:50:43,174
I just left.
991
00:50:43,174 --> 00:50:50,148
I just left.
992
00:50:50,181 --> 00:50:51,649
She came running after me
wrapped in the table cloth.
993
00:50:51,682 --> 00:50:55,253
I was just standing front of
her house screaming "why?".
994
00:50:55,286 --> 00:50:57,755
Over and over again.
995
00:50:57,788 --> 00:51:05,663
And I remember her, standing
there half naked. Just staring
at me.
996
00:51:05,696 --> 00:51:11,269
And when I finally calm down,
she just looked at me and
said...
997
00:51:11,302 --> 00:51:21,346
You just weren't enough for me,
Mike.
998
00:51:21,346 --> 00:51:31,222
You just weren't enough for me,
Mike.
999
00:51:38,129 --> 00:51:45,370
I've been hearing that in my
head every day for the last
three years.
1000
00:51:45,403 --> 00:51:48,639
"You weren't enough for me,
Mike."
1001
00:51:48,673 --> 00:51:52,710
Wow.
1002
00:51:52,743 --> 00:51:54,812
How'd you handle it?
1003
00:51:54,845 --> 00:51:59,116
I didn't even leave my place
for about a month.
1004
00:51:59,150 --> 00:52:01,919
What'd you do by yourself for a
month?
1005
00:52:05,656 --> 00:52:08,926
I read...a lot.
1006
00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:10,261
Got through some books.
1007
00:52:10,295 --> 00:52:11,962
Did some crossword puzzles.
1008
00:52:11,996 --> 00:52:14,699
You keep yourself busy.
1009
00:52:14,732 --> 00:52:23,174
Anyways. A few weeks later...I
just missed her so much.
1010
00:52:23,208 --> 00:52:29,447
So I called her, but she never
called me back.
1011
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:34,719
Last week was the first time I
talked to her since that night.
1012
00:52:34,752 --> 00:52:37,355
Wow.
1013
00:52:37,388 --> 00:52:42,727
Well, now I definitely think
you should bang her.
1014
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:44,061
What?
1015
00:52:44,094 --> 00:52:46,831
You should either bang her or
not bang her.
1016
00:52:46,864 --> 00:52:48,666
Ohhh, thank you. That's great.
1017
00:52:48,699 --> 00:52:52,637
You should either cut it off
right now. Never call her again
Ever.
1018
00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:58,743
Or call her over tonight, bang
her, and then never call her
again.
1019
00:52:58,776 --> 00:52:59,944
It's not that easy, Matt.
1020
00:52:59,977 --> 00:53:02,480
Yes it is. She fucked you.
1021
00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:05,550
She fucked you 'cause she
fucked you, then she fucked
him.
1022
00:53:05,583 --> 00:53:07,318
Fuck her!
1023
00:53:07,352 --> 00:53:12,223
You should fuck her by fucking
her, then fuck her!
1024
00:53:12,257 --> 00:53:16,827
If I do that to her, then I'm
no better than she is.
1025
00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:22,533
Oh my God, you get no vagina
because you're made out of
vaginas.
1026
00:53:22,567 --> 00:53:29,640
I hate you so much.
1027
00:53:29,674 --> 00:53:35,580
I know.
1028
00:53:35,613 --> 00:53:41,786
Okay, Mike.
1029
00:53:41,819 --> 00:53:45,790
I'm sorry.
1030
00:53:45,823 --> 00:53:47,625
Seriously.
1031
00:53:47,658 --> 00:53:52,297
Call that girl over here
tonight and bang her.
1032
00:53:52,330 --> 00:53:57,234
Or fuck her.
Or make love to her.
1033
00:53:57,268 --> 00:53:58,503
The way you remembered it.
1034
00:53:58,536 --> 00:54:01,038
The way that you've been
thinking about it for three
years.
1035
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:06,243
Do anything and everything
you've ever wanted to do to a
girl, to her.
1036
00:54:06,277 --> 00:54:07,945
'Cause you fucking deserve it!
1037
00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:15,553
Then in the morning, say
"thanks!", and tell her to
leave.
1038
00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:20,891
Then move on and forget about
her.
1039
00:54:20,925 --> 00:54:27,798
I'm telling you after what she
did, it's what you have to do
to feel right again.
1040
00:54:27,832 --> 00:54:31,402
You really think that'll work?
1041
00:54:31,436 --> 00:54:33,938
I do.
1042
00:54:33,971 --> 00:54:36,741
I'm gonna do it.
1043
00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:40,445
I'm calling.
1044
00:54:40,478 --> 00:54:43,614
Alright. I'll be in my room,
listening to every word.
1045
00:54:43,648 --> 00:54:47,485
So...man up.
1046
00:54:47,518 --> 00:54:48,953
Make me proud.
1047
00:54:48,986 --> 00:54:52,323
I will, man. I will.
1048
00:54:52,357 --> 00:54:53,391
Hey Mike?
1049
00:54:53,424 --> 00:54:55,059
Yeah Matt?
1050
00:54:55,092 --> 00:55:02,767
No matter what happens
tonight...Richard Simpkins
wants to make our movie!
1051
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:05,336
I know, man.
1052
00:55:05,370 --> 00:55:06,871
I know.
1053
00:55:06,904 --> 00:55:08,373
Hey, Mike.
1054
00:55:08,406 --> 00:55:10,475
Yeah, Matt.
1055
00:55:10,508 --> 00:55:12,577
I think I found your syphilis
cream.
1056
00:55:12,610 --> 00:55:15,346
Yeah.
1057
00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:25,423
Big bitch.
1058
00:55:25,423 --> 00:55:35,433
Big bitch.
1059
00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:09,967
I'm glad you decided to call.
1060
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:10,901
Oh yeah?
1061
00:56:10,935 --> 00:56:12,369
I knew you would.
1062
00:56:12,403 --> 00:56:13,838
Really?
1063
00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:16,306
How'd you know I'd call?
1064
00:56:16,340 --> 00:56:18,175
Because we were meant to be
together Mike.
1065
00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:20,277
You really think so?
1066
00:56:20,310 --> 00:56:23,514
I've always thought that.
1067
00:56:23,548 --> 00:56:26,517
You've always thought that we
were meant to be together?
1068
00:56:26,551 --> 00:56:29,787
Even though we haven't talked
in three years?
1069
00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:32,089
Mike.
1070
00:56:32,122 --> 00:56:34,425
Did you think we were meant to
be together when you just left
a box with all my
1071
00:56:34,459 --> 00:56:37,962
stuff in it, sitting on my
porch.
1072
00:56:37,995 --> 00:56:39,930
I didn't know what else to do?
1073
00:56:39,964 --> 00:56:41,532
Did you think we were meant to
be together when I called you
every day for two
1074
00:56:41,566 --> 00:56:43,267
...weeks and you just never
called me back?
1075
00:56:43,300 --> 00:56:44,935
Mike, I didn't know what to
say.
1076
00:56:44,969 --> 00:56:45,936
I was embarrassed.
1077
00:56:45,970 --> 00:56:48,405
Oh, you were embarrassed?!
1078
00:56:48,439 --> 00:56:50,074
You know what's really
embarrassing, actually?
1079
00:56:50,107 --> 00:56:51,776
It's when you have to explain to
your family
1080
00:56:51,809 --> 00:56:53,778
and all of your friends why you
don't have a girlfriend why you
don't have a girlfriend
1081
00:56:53,811 --> 00:56:55,379
anymore.
1082
00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:57,515
That's really embarrassing.
1083
00:56:57,548 --> 00:56:59,484
Well, you didn't have to go
telling everyone what happened.
1084
00:56:59,517 --> 00:57:01,852
Oh, what was I not supposed to
tell them?
1085
00:57:01,886 --> 00:57:03,588
Did I not have to tell them
that you fucked some other
dude?
1086
00:57:03,621 --> 00:57:05,155
Why can't you just move on and
get over it?
1087
00:57:05,189 --> 00:57:07,558
What else do you want from me?
1088
00:57:07,592 --> 00:57:10,761
I want you to hurt. I want to
give you a reason to never come
back.
1089
00:57:10,795 --> 00:57:11,996
...But I can't.
1090
00:57:12,029 --> 00:57:16,066
I wouldn't even know how.
1091
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:19,069
So I'm going to bed.
1092
00:57:19,103 --> 00:57:29,146
And you can get the fuck out of
here.
1093
00:57:29,146 --> 00:57:39,156
And you can get the fuck out of
here.
1094
00:57:49,199 --> 00:57:50,935
How'd you sleep?
1095
00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:53,337
What do you mean how'd I sleep?
1096
00:57:53,370 --> 00:57:55,740
What do you think I mean? How'd
you sleep?
1097
00:57:55,773 --> 00:57:57,542
On my back with my eyes closed.
1098
00:57:57,575 --> 00:57:59,844
C'mon man, I'm just trying to
be your friend here.
1099
00:57:59,877 --> 00:58:00,811
Why are you trying to be my
friend?
1100
00:58:00,845 --> 00:58:02,713
I am your friend.
1101
00:58:02,747 --> 00:58:03,948
I know you're my friend, so why
are you "trying" to be my
friend?
1102
00:58:03,981 --> 00:58:05,149
Sometimes you just don't sleep
at night.
1103
00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:07,184
Well, I slept last night.
1104
00:58:07,217 --> 00:58:08,553
I thought I heard you up last
night.
1105
00:58:08,586 --> 00:58:10,254
I got up to pee.
1106
00:58:10,287 --> 00:58:11,789
I heard you too.
1107
00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:14,258
Heard me what?
1108
00:58:14,291 --> 00:58:16,794
I heard you pee.
1109
00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:20,197
Oh.
1110
00:58:20,230 --> 00:58:22,533
I gotta to get to work. I'm
gonna take a shower.
1111
00:58:22,567 --> 00:58:24,769
Are you okay?
1112
00:58:24,802 --> 00:58:37,147
I'm fine. Go.
1113
00:58:37,181 --> 00:58:41,619
How do I look?
1114
00:58:41,652 --> 00:58:44,354
You need to go.
1115
00:58:44,388 --> 00:58:45,956
Why?
1116
00:58:45,990 --> 00:58:48,759
'Cause you don't live here.
1117
00:58:48,793 --> 00:58:52,462
Oh...OK.
1118
00:58:52,496 --> 00:58:59,937
Let's go.
1119
00:58:59,970 --> 00:59:01,538
Where are we going?
1120
00:59:01,572 --> 00:59:02,907
Away.
1121
00:59:02,940 --> 00:59:04,474
Wha
1122
00:59:04,508 --> 00:59:06,911
Where
1123
00:59:06,944 --> 00:59:08,913
Shh. Let's go.
1124
00:59:08,946 --> 00:59:10,014
Ouch. That hurts. Stop. It
hurts.
1125
00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:16,186
Matt, Stop it. Stop it.
1126
00:59:16,220 --> 00:59:19,590
What is your problem?
1127
00:59:19,624 --> 00:59:21,859
My problem?
1128
00:59:21,892 --> 00:59:24,795
You know...
You're exactly what I thought
you were.
1129
00:59:24,829 --> 00:59:26,096
What does that mean?
1130
00:59:26,130 --> 00:59:29,634
Did you ever care about Mike?
1131
00:59:29,667 --> 00:59:30,500
Of course.
1132
00:59:30,534 --> 00:59:33,303
I love Mikey, he's easy to
love.
1133
00:59:33,337 --> 00:59:35,139
But this isn't about him. Why
are you..
1134
00:59:35,172 --> 00:59:40,044
Yeah. Get out.
1135
00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:45,182
No. S-Stop. Stop.
1136
00:59:45,215 --> 00:59:48,886
Matt, Matt! W-what are you
doing? Matt!
1137
00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:50,855
You know. You're right.
1138
00:59:50,888 --> 00:59:52,222
You don't have to go.
1139
00:59:52,256 --> 00:59:54,291
Why don't we all hang out and
watch a Giants game?
1140
00:59:54,324 --> 00:59:57,094
Then you, me and Mike can all
go out to the movies together.
1141
00:59:57,127 --> 00:59:59,664
Hold hands and share one big
diet coke.
1142
00:59:59,697 --> 01:00:03,033
Fuck, while we're at it, why
don't you move in, rent free!
1143
01:00:03,067 --> 01:00:05,670
I'll fuck you on Tuesdays and
Thursdays, and Mike can fuck
you Mondays and Wednesdays,
1144
01:00:05,703 --> 01:00:08,205
and on the weekends you can
blow who ever you want.
1145
01:00:08,238 --> 01:00:11,742
Just brush your teeth and wash
your cunt, and we'll all be one
big happy fucking family!
1146
01:00:11,776 --> 01:00:13,143
You are unbelievable!
1147
01:00:13,177 --> 01:00:14,679
Yeah, me.
1148
01:00:14,712 --> 01:00:16,280
I'm the bad guy.
1149
01:00:16,313 --> 01:00:18,048
Get the fuck out of here!
1150
01:00:18,082 --> 01:00:22,720
Why are you doing this to me?
1151
01:00:22,753 --> 01:00:27,191
You just weren't enough for me,
Deanna.
1152
01:00:27,224 --> 01:00:31,696
How's that feel?
1153
01:00:31,729 --> 01:00:33,430
How's that feel right now?
1154
01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:40,838
I hope you think of this moment
everyday for three years, and
you fucking cry.
1155
01:00:40,871 --> 01:00:43,107
Get the fuck out of here.
1156
01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:53,183
Don't ever come back
here...ever.
1157
01:00:53,183 --> 01:01:03,193
Don't ever come back
here...ever.
1158
01:01:18,308 --> 01:01:21,746
Yo, Matty! Whats crackin', baby?
1159
01:01:21,779 --> 01:01:23,647
What's up,man
1160
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,916
Just chillin all Mathew
McConaughey on your porch.
1161
01:01:25,950 --> 01:01:27,384
That's cool.
1162
01:01:27,417 --> 01:01:28,953
Yeah.
1163
01:01:28,986 --> 01:01:31,121
What're you doing here?
1164
01:01:31,155 --> 01:01:32,189
I tried calling you on your
cell phone, but it's
disconnected. Again.
1165
01:01:32,222 --> 01:01:34,391
Bills, man. Bills.
1166
01:01:34,424 --> 01:01:35,525
I spoke to Richard again last
night.
1167
01:01:35,559 --> 01:01:37,327
MATT Yeah?
1168
01:01:37,361 --> 01:01:39,063
Yeah, yeah- we went over some
things.
1169
01:01:39,096 --> 01:01:39,897
He has some ideas for the
script.
1170
01:01:39,930 --> 01:01:41,231
Great.
1171
01:01:41,265 --> 01:01:42,733
What kind of ideas?
1172
01:01:42,767 --> 01:01:43,934
Well you know, just some small
changes...
1173
01:01:43,968 --> 01:01:44,835
Changes?
1174
01:01:44,869 --> 01:01:45,903
Yeah, changes.
1175
01:01:45,936 --> 01:01:47,337
I fear change.
1176
01:01:47,371 --> 01:01:48,672
Oh.
1177
01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:52,877
Uhhh. Just kidding, what kind
of changes?
1178
01:01:52,910 --> 01:01:55,880
The ending needs to be
different. We don't like it.
1179
01:01:55,913 --> 01:01:57,181
What don't you like about it?
1180
01:01:57,214 --> 01:01:58,515
Well, it's weak right now.
1181
01:01:58,548 --> 01:02:00,050
The ending isn't weak, it's
realistic.
1182
01:02:00,084 --> 01:02:02,486
People don't want realistic,
they want happy.
1183
01:02:02,519 --> 01:02:04,388
People relate to a real story.
1184
01:02:04,421 --> 01:02:06,123
Happy endings aren't real.
1185
01:02:06,156 --> 01:02:08,959
I'd like to speak to Mike about
this.
1186
01:02:08,993 --> 01:02:10,460
You're talking to me.
1187
01:02:10,494 --> 01:02:13,898
I want Mike to hear what I have
to say.
1188
01:02:13,931 --> 01:02:16,200
Okay...
1189
01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:17,935
I'm going to put some clothes
on.
1190
01:02:17,968 --> 01:02:20,070
Yeah, do that.
1191
01:02:20,104 --> 01:02:23,874
Your balls all up in my face
and shit. God damn.
1192
01:02:23,908 --> 01:02:26,811
MIKE!
1193
01:02:26,844 --> 01:02:28,345
Jason, what's up man?
1194
01:02:28,378 --> 01:02:32,482
Yo, Mike. The end of the script
needs to be changed.
1195
01:02:32,516 --> 01:02:33,450
I fear change.
1196
01:02:33,483 --> 01:02:34,952
Ah! See!
1197
01:02:34,985 --> 01:02:36,887
Okay, but check it...
1198
01:02:36,921 --> 01:02:38,555
The ending has been the ending
since the beginning.
1199
01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:40,925
If we knew at the beginning
that the ending would be
different, we would've made the
1200
01:02:40,958 --> 01:02:42,592
beginning different when we
began.
1201
01:02:42,626 --> 01:02:44,061
Mike, I'm offering you a chance
to make some serious money.
1202
01:02:44,094 --> 01:02:46,396
We're trying to make art, not
just money.
1203
01:02:46,430 --> 01:02:48,332
Well, then you are in the wrong
town.
1204
01:02:48,365 --> 01:02:50,400
I think people will appreciate
what we are doing.
1205
01:02:50,434 --> 01:02:53,070
No, they won't. People are
stupid.
1206
01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:56,606
They'll buy what we sell them
and believe what we tell them.
1207
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:59,043
You think Skinny Pete is from
Oakland?
1208
01:02:59,076 --> 01:03:00,644
Naw.
1209
01:03:00,677 --> 01:03:02,546
Foster City, son.
1210
01:03:02,579 --> 01:03:04,982
OK, Jason, how do you think we
should change the ending?
1211
01:03:05,015 --> 01:03:07,484
Well, right now, nobody gets
the girl.
1212
01:03:07,517 --> 01:03:09,253
Somebody needs to get the girl.
1213
01:03:09,286 --> 01:03:11,288
But that ruins the whole point.
1214
01:03:11,321 --> 01:03:12,689
Who do you think should get the
girl?
1215
01:03:12,722 --> 01:03:13,958
Mike...
1216
01:03:13,991 --> 01:03:14,859
I think Jack should.
1217
01:03:14,892 --> 01:03:16,326
No.
1218
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:17,194
If anyone gets the girl it
should be John.
1219
01:03:17,227 --> 01:03:19,096
Nobody gets the girl!
1220
01:03:19,129 --> 01:03:20,831
John loved that girl his whole
life, he wants to end up with
her..
1221
01:03:20,865 --> 01:03:22,967
Yeah, but Jack is the heart
throb character.
1222
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,902
He's the bad boy.
1223
01:03:24,935 --> 01:03:26,837
Female audiences are going to
want to see him in a love
scene.
1224
01:03:26,871 --> 01:03:27,771
Jack is not the bad boy.
1225
01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:29,139
That's not how we see him.
1226
01:03:29,173 --> 01:03:30,740
What about the love scene with
John and the girl?
1227
01:03:30,774 --> 01:03:33,643
It's wack, son. I mean, It's
not steamy enough.
1228
01:03:33,677 --> 01:03:35,412
Plus- John's kind of a nerd,
you know.
1229
01:03:35,445 --> 01:03:36,446
A nerd?!
1230
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:38,315
I can't believe either of you.
1231
01:03:38,348 --> 01:03:41,185
The story isn't about the girl!
1232
01:03:41,218 --> 01:03:43,653
It's about John and Jack, and
their friendship being stronger
than some stupid girl.
1233
01:03:43,687 --> 01:03:46,690
Even Brokeback Mountain had
Jake Gyllenhaal bang a girl.
1234
01:03:46,723 --> 01:03:48,792
We're not trying to make
Brokeback Mountain!
1235
01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:54,498
Well, it's look like the sequel
unless one of those guys gets
the fucking girl!
1236
01:03:54,531 --> 01:03:55,665
Look.
1237
01:03:55,699 --> 01:03:57,634
If this thing is gonna make any
kind of money...
1238
01:03:57,667 --> 01:03:59,769
Why is it always about the
money?
1239
01:03:59,803 --> 01:04:02,339
Because it costs money to make
a movie, Matt!
1240
01:04:02,372 --> 01:04:06,010
I mean, if anyone is going to
invest in this they're going to
do it for a profit.
1241
01:04:06,043 --> 01:04:08,478
That's how it works.
1242
01:04:08,512 --> 01:04:10,847
I understand that, but I think
people will like it the way it
is.
1243
01:04:10,881 --> 01:04:14,184
Whether people like it or not
is irrelevant.
1244
01:04:14,218 --> 01:04:17,854
Can we get pre-sales for the
DVD in foreign markets?
1245
01:04:17,888 --> 01:04:22,092
Will Coke or Red Bull be
interested in product
placement?
1246
01:04:22,126 --> 01:04:24,461
Those are the questions that
need to be asked.
1247
01:04:24,494 --> 01:04:26,530
And the happier the ending...
1248
01:04:26,563 --> 01:04:32,536
...The more likely those
answers will be yes.
1249
01:04:32,569 --> 01:04:33,770
I would like to meet with
Richard.
1250
01:04:33,803 --> 01:04:35,005
Now we're talking.
1251
01:04:35,039 --> 01:04:36,773
Mike...
1252
01:04:36,806 --> 01:04:37,908
Matt-we've gotten this far.
I don't wanna...
1253
01:04:37,942 --> 01:04:39,676
Can we, can we get a meeting?
1254
01:04:39,709 --> 01:04:40,444
Yeah.
1255
01:04:40,477 --> 01:04:44,314
Ten fifteen tomorrow morning.
1256
01:04:44,348 --> 01:04:48,752
...And look nice. Please.
1257
01:04:48,785 --> 01:04:52,389
Sleeves, please.
1258
01:04:52,422 --> 01:05:02,466
Thank you.
1259
01:05:02,466 --> 01:05:13,577
Thank you.
1260
01:05:13,610 --> 01:05:23,020
Good. I'll see you in a little
bit. OK, Bye.
1261
01:05:23,053 --> 01:05:24,989
Why did you give in?
1262
01:05:25,022 --> 01:05:28,225
We haven't changed anything
yet, I just don't want to blow
this.
1263
01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:30,727
We can't change the ending.
1264
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,162
Maybe he's right.
1265
01:05:32,196 --> 01:05:34,198
Maybe we're going about this
wrong.
1266
01:05:34,231 --> 01:05:37,267
Artistic integrity is great,
but if we never sell a single
script, then what's the point?
1267
01:05:37,301 --> 01:05:39,203
I want to sell scripts, I just
don't want to sell out.
1268
01:05:39,236 --> 01:05:45,409
Well we need to sell something
before we can sell out!
1269
01:05:45,442 --> 01:05:46,943
I don't want to change the
ending.
1270
01:05:46,977 --> 01:05:48,778
I don't want to either.
1271
01:05:48,812 --> 01:05:52,916
I'm not gonna go to work today
so I can just stay in and look
at the script.
1272
01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:54,018
You're not going to work?!
1273
01:05:54,051 --> 01:05:55,219
No.
1274
01:05:55,252 --> 01:05:57,387
You have no money!
1275
01:05:57,421 --> 01:05:59,589
Why the fuck would you miss
work?
1276
01:05:59,623 --> 01:06:02,626
I moved to LA to be a writer,
not to walk a fucking dog.
1277
01:06:02,659 --> 01:06:04,861
Then go to work now and work on
the script later!
1278
01:06:04,894 --> 01:06:06,430
I can't do that!
1279
01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:07,631
Why, because you're lazy?
1280
01:06:07,664 --> 01:06:12,169
No, because I have a date
tonight!
1281
01:06:12,202 --> 01:06:14,271
With a girl?
1282
01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:16,206
Yes, with a girl.
1283
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:17,374
How'd you get that?
1284
01:06:17,407 --> 01:06:20,444
I called a girl and asked her
out.
1285
01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:21,878
When?
1286
01:06:21,911 --> 01:06:23,980
Like a minute ago.
1287
01:06:24,014 --> 01:06:25,549
Right before you came up here
and started yelling at me.
1288
01:06:25,582 --> 01:06:26,916
I need some help.
1289
01:06:26,950 --> 01:06:28,052
Oh, you need money.
1290
01:06:28,085 --> 01:06:30,120
No. I mean...yeah.
1291
01:06:30,154 --> 01:06:31,788
But no.
1292
01:06:31,821 --> 01:06:33,357
Well, yeah.
1293
01:06:33,390 --> 01:06:40,564
I need some help remembering
how to...do it.
1294
01:06:40,597 --> 01:06:43,067
Do what?
1295
01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:45,802
MIKE Bang a chick.
1296
01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:48,038
I don't even remember how.
1297
01:06:48,072 --> 01:06:50,407
Oh my god.
1298
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:55,712
Well I remember what it was
like...and I know where
everything goes...it's just
1299
01:06:55,745 --> 01:06:57,614
...getting there without...I
feel like if I were gonna...
1300
01:06:57,647 --> 01:06:59,183
Well, this one time I was...I
don't wanna talk about that.
1301
01:06:59,216 --> 01:07:01,318
If I know I have a good shot....
1302
01:07:01,351 --> 01:07:02,952
OK, look, I can help you...
1303
01:07:02,986 --> 01:07:05,021
Thanks, man.
1304
01:07:05,055 --> 01:07:07,057
First of all, do you really
think you're going to bang this
girl tonight?
1305
01:07:07,091 --> 01:07:09,193
No, but I mean...
1306
01:07:09,226 --> 01:07:11,228
Okay, there's your problem.
1307
01:07:11,261 --> 01:07:12,529
You are always going to bang
the girl.
1308
01:07:12,562 --> 01:07:13,029
Always.
1309
01:07:13,063 --> 01:07:14,931
OK, right.
1310
01:07:14,964 --> 01:07:15,799
Confidence.
1311
01:07:15,832 --> 01:07:18,268
Now...
1312
01:07:18,302 --> 01:07:20,970
Remember, sex doesn't start at
the end of the date, it starts
at the beginning.
1313
01:07:21,004 --> 01:07:23,740
You gotta keep those sexual
thought alive in her head.
1314
01:07:23,773 --> 01:07:24,608
How?
1315
01:07:24,641 --> 01:07:26,476
Touch her.
1316
01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:28,312
All night.
1317
01:07:28,345 --> 01:07:29,779
Not on the ass or on her boobs,
boobie time will come to those
who wait.
1318
01:07:29,813 --> 01:07:35,152
Just touch her hand, or brush
her hair out of her face.
1319
01:07:35,185 --> 01:07:36,753
You know, find reasons to
always be touching her.
1320
01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:40,890
So, if this all works out for
me, and were about to get busy.
1321
01:07:40,924 --> 01:07:46,730
What's the best way to...
1322
01:07:46,763 --> 01:07:47,664
Get busy?
1323
01:07:47,697 --> 01:07:49,299
Yeah.
1324
01:07:49,333 --> 01:07:53,069
Okay, okay. Let's say
she's...Ummm...front or back?
1325
01:07:53,103 --> 01:07:54,338
Either way.
1326
01:07:54,371 --> 01:07:56,440
I don't really have a
preference.
1327
01:07:56,473 --> 01:07:58,242
Alright....
1328
01:07:58,275 --> 01:08:00,677
So, If she's here... is she
flexible? Does she...
1329
01:08:00,710 --> 01:08:01,545
How tall is she?
1330
01:08:01,578 --> 01:08:02,179
She's like...
1331
01:08:02,212 --> 01:08:02,979
Does she do yoga?
1332
01:08:03,012 --> 01:08:04,648
Medium to...
1333
01:08:04,681 --> 01:08:05,915
Does she do yoga?
Does she do yoga?
1334
01:08:05,949 --> 01:08:09,886
Uh, she looks like a yogi.
1335
01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:12,422
Okay.
A girl is like a piano.
1336
01:08:12,456 --> 01:08:17,026
Always know what song you are
going to play before you start.
1337
01:08:17,060 --> 01:08:23,099
...and always start slow. And
soft.
1338
01:08:23,133 --> 01:08:36,380
(Matt playing a song on the
piano)
1339
01:08:36,413 --> 01:08:40,317
A song has a beginning, a
middle and an end.
1340
01:08:40,350 --> 01:08:48,792
You can't just...end the song
abruptly.
1341
01:08:48,825 --> 01:08:58,868
With no warning.
All over her nice pillows.
1342
01:08:58,868 --> 01:09:07,477
With no warning.
All over her nice pillows.
1343
01:09:09,646 --> 01:09:16,286
No matter how hard you try, if
you only hit one spot...
1344
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:19,456
Your never going to make music.
1345
01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:25,362
(Matt continues to hit piano
keys)
1346
01:09:25,395 --> 01:09:28,131
That's how she feels.
1347
01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:38,208
Irritating.
1348
01:09:38,208 --> 01:09:48,218
Irritating.
1349
01:10:23,119 --> 01:10:25,922
...And if you are going to be
playing a piano you've never
played before...
1350
01:10:25,955 --> 01:10:35,332
Wear a condom.
1351
01:10:35,365 --> 01:10:36,566
(Mike singing "The Way You Look
Tonight" loudly)
1352
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:42,105
"...When I'm I'm awfully low
and the world is cold."
1353
01:10:42,138 --> 01:10:49,012
"I will feel a glow, just
thinking of you..."
1354
01:10:49,045 --> 01:10:52,248
"And the way you looked, last
night!"
1355
01:10:52,282 --> 01:10:53,283
Oh my God, you did it!
1356
01:10:53,317 --> 01:10:55,218
Oh my God, I did it!
1357
01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:57,587
Aye, aye, aye... Did you do it
like this?
1358
01:10:57,621 --> 01:10:58,955
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
1359
01:10:58,988 --> 01:11:01,758
Did you do it like...like that?
1360
01:11:01,791 --> 01:11:04,928
Oh yeah!
Hell yeah, I did!
1361
01:11:04,961 --> 01:11:06,463
Did you do it like this?!
1362
01:11:06,496 --> 01:11:08,798
No!
1363
01:11:08,832 --> 01:11:12,669
...
1364
01:11:12,702 --> 01:11:17,307
Just kidding, we did it like
that too!
1365
01:11:17,341 --> 01:11:18,708
I am so proud of you!
1366
01:11:18,742 --> 01:11:21,478
I am so in love!
1367
01:11:21,511 --> 01:11:23,947
Wha
1368
01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:28,718
Dude- I don't know how, I don't
know why, but I-I-I'm fuckin'
in love.
1369
01:11:28,752 --> 01:11:31,788
Does she have a magical vagina
or something?
1370
01:11:31,821 --> 01:11:33,122
What?
No...
1371
01:11:33,156 --> 01:11:35,625
Did it bake you cookies, or do
your taxes?
1372
01:11:35,659 --> 01:11:37,727
No. It was just, hum, a great
night...
1373
01:11:37,761 --> 01:11:39,996
I'm just saying, this girl
sounds pretty special.
1374
01:11:40,029 --> 01:11:41,130
Dude- she is.
1375
01:11:41,164 --> 01:11:43,767
She is so special.
1376
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:49,005
If they had an Olympics for
girls that were special, she
would win.
1377
01:11:49,038 --> 01:11:50,474
You mean like the Special
Olympics?
1378
01:11:50,507 --> 01:11:52,542
No...not like the special
olympics.
1379
01:11:52,576 --> 01:11:55,912
girl from the SNo, no, no I'm n
1380
01:11:55,945 --> 01:11:59,916
She would be in the regular
Olympics if she were an
athlete.
1381
01:11:59,949 --> 01:12:02,386
Honestly, dude. You were right.
1382
01:12:02,419 --> 01:12:04,287
It wasn't her that made me
unhappy.
1383
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,856
It was the absence of her that
made me unhappy.
1384
01:12:06,890 --> 01:12:13,196
What?
1385
01:12:13,229 --> 01:12:16,065
Hey, Deanna. What are you doin
here?
1386
01:12:16,099 --> 01:12:22,338
Mike, you forgot your bag.
1387
01:12:22,372 --> 01:12:24,073
Actually, I'm really glad you
here.
1388
01:12:24,107 --> 01:12:25,809
I was thinking we can all go
get some food?
1389
01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:29,779
aten in foreverI guess I'm alwa
1390
01:12:29,813 --> 01:12:32,849
...But we got food last night,
but it was a salad 'cause the
place was expensive.
1391
01:12:32,882 --> 01:12:35,218
And I didn't wanna, like, get
food 'cause she was paying.
1392
01:12:35,251 --> 01:12:38,488
ank you, again.For like the twe
1393
01:12:38,522 --> 01:12:41,758
seriously, I was just thinking
e the three of us can go
down somewhere.
1394
01:12:41,791 --> 01:12:42,992
...Get a delicious meal.
1395
01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:44,394
Oh, dude! We got our meeting
today.
1396
01:12:44,428 --> 01:12:46,430
What am I doing? I gotta go put
on my lucky suit!
1397
01:12:46,463 --> 01:12:50,567
as for my grandWhich really was
1398
01:12:50,600 --> 01:13:00,644
y's gonna be grSo I'm willing t
1399
01:13:00,644 --> 01:13:07,183
y's gonna be grSo I'm willing t
1400
01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:12,422
You must be out of your Goddamn
mind.
1401
01:13:12,456 --> 01:13:15,592
You think you can tell me what
to do?
1402
01:13:15,625 --> 01:13:18,528
You don't know a thing about
me, Matt.
1403
01:13:18,562 --> 01:13:21,230
You think you got me all
figured out.
1404
01:13:21,264 --> 01:13:24,333
I'm exactly what you thought I
was.
1405
01:13:24,367 --> 01:13:27,170
Well, how does this feel right
now
1406
01:13:27,203 --> 01:13:30,206
Helpless?
1407
01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:33,409
Mike's told me about you.
1408
01:13:33,443 --> 01:13:37,246
How he's your only friend and
how you need him.
1409
01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:42,986
So, go ahead and tell your only
friend that you fucked his
girlfriend.
1410
01:13:43,019 --> 01:13:45,889
Or don't.
1411
01:13:45,922 --> 01:13:48,658
What difference does it make?
1412
01:13:48,692 --> 01:13:51,528
You're a fucking whore!
1413
01:13:51,561 --> 01:13:53,630
Matt!
1414
01:13:53,663 --> 01:14:00,303
What the fuck, dude?
1415
01:14:00,336 --> 01:14:01,971
You don't understand.
1416
01:14:02,005 --> 01:14:05,509
Ok, explain it to me.
1417
01:14:05,542 --> 01:14:09,145
Yeah, Matt, what's going on?
1418
01:14:09,178 --> 01:14:13,149
Deanna.
1419
01:14:13,182 --> 01:14:22,892
is obviously a roommate thing.
n't want to get in the
le of it.
1420
01:14:22,926 --> 01:14:24,761
Bye Mike.
1421
01:14:24,794 --> 01:14:31,501
Sorry that I wasn't worth it.
1422
01:14:31,535 --> 01:14:37,841
Oh, and Matt.
1423
01:14:37,874 --> 01:14:47,917
This is yours.
1424
01:14:47,917 --> 01:15:02,699
This is yours.
1425
01:15:02,732 --> 01:15:04,601
It's game time.
1426
01:15:04,634 --> 01:15:14,678
Let's go.
1427
01:15:14,678 --> 01:15:24,688
Let's go.
1428
01:15:39,335 --> 01:15:44,207
You had sex with her, didn't
you?
1429
01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:49,412
Not now, Mikey.
1430
01:15:49,445 --> 01:15:52,215
Alright, Fellas. I'm gonna let
Richard know you guys are here.
1431
01:15:52,248 --> 01:15:57,553
Give me a second.
1432
01:15:57,587 --> 01:16:02,826
Did you?
1433
01:16:02,859 --> 01:16:11,534
Did you fuck her?!
1434
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,837
Yes.
1435
01:16:13,870 --> 01:16:15,238
Game time, fellas.
1436
01:16:15,271 --> 01:16:16,906
Game time. Game face.
1437
01:16:16,940 --> 01:16:18,775
Let's go get it.
1438
01:16:18,808 --> 01:16:28,852
Come on.
Let's go get it. Get up. Come
on.
1439
01:16:28,852 --> 01:16:39,996
Come on.
Let's go get it. Get up. Come
on.
1440
01:16:40,029 --> 01:16:46,569
Fellas, this is Richard
Simpkins.
1441
01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:48,638
Hello Matthew.
.Hello Michael.
1442
01:16:48,672 --> 01:16:50,173
Mr. Simpkins, it's a pleasure
to meet you.
1443
01:16:50,206 --> 01:16:52,508
I'm sure it is.
1444
01:16:52,541 --> 01:16:55,511
And I will fulfill my cordial
obligation by saying that it is
also a pleasure to meet you.
1445
01:16:55,544 --> 01:16:58,114
If you'll forgive me, I'd like
to get straight to the point.
1446
01:16:58,147 --> 01:17:01,985
I've always felt that chit-chat
is for those who have nothing
to say.
1447
01:17:02,018 --> 01:17:09,358
And judging by the content of
your script, you seem like you
have something to say.
1448
01:17:09,392 --> 01:17:13,663
It comes to
my attention that you as writers
and me, as producer...
1449
01:17:13,697 --> 01:17:16,432
There is a discrepancy about
the ending of your picture.
1450
01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:18,634
Ahh, yes. We I believe ..
1451
01:17:18,668 --> 01:17:21,805
Well, let me say then that I
fully understand you not
wanting to change
1452
01:17:21,838 --> 01:17:24,440
your script.
1453
01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:26,509
Believe it or not, there are a
lot of writers in Hollywood who
don't want to alter their
1454
01:17:26,542 --> 01:17:30,379
work, and that is quite
honorable.
1455
01:17:30,413 --> 01:17:37,286
So, I have decided to go ahead
and purchase your movie as is.
1456
01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:47,363
You won't have to change
another word.
1457
01:17:47,363 --> 01:17:57,373
You won't have to change
another word.
1458
01:18:05,782 --> 01:18:07,984
I want to frame this.
1459
01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:10,720
You can do whatever you want
with it as soon as you sign
this contract.
1460
01:18:10,754 --> 01:18:17,827
Great, let me see it.
1461
01:18:17,861 --> 01:18:21,064
I can tell you what it says.
1462
01:18:21,097 --> 01:18:27,436
I'll read it. Thanks.
1463
01:18:27,470 --> 01:18:29,238
Think about it, Mike.
1464
01:18:29,272 --> 01:18:36,512
Before you know it, your movie
is gonna be coast to coast on
the big screen.
1465
01:18:36,545 --> 01:18:38,147
Can't wait.
1466
01:18:38,181 --> 01:18:40,249
They own all future rights...
1467
01:18:40,283 --> 01:18:41,484
What's the matter, Mike?
1468
01:18:41,517 --> 01:18:43,486
A check not enough for you?
1469
01:18:43,519 --> 01:18:46,756
You were expecting more zeros,
maybe?
1470
01:18:46,790 --> 01:18:50,359
No...it's plenty of money.
1471
01:18:50,393 --> 01:18:52,395
We don't get anything once it's
made.
1472
01:18:52,428 --> 01:18:56,833
That's what the checks are for.
1473
01:18:56,866 --> 01:19:00,403
We have no jurisdiction over
any changes.
1474
01:19:00,436 --> 01:19:01,871
Don't you worry about that.
1475
01:19:01,905 --> 01:19:05,174
We'll bring in professional
writers for that stuff.
1476
01:19:05,208 --> 01:19:09,913
And Jason and I discussed the
ending, Jack's gonna get the
girl.
1477
01:19:09,946 --> 01:19:11,948
But Jack can't get the girl!
1478
01:19:11,981 --> 01:19:14,918
What if Jack just fucks the
girl without telling John?
1479
01:19:14,951 --> 01:19:15,819
I like that.
1480
01:19:15,852 --> 01:19:17,353
Jack would never do that.
1481
01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:19,889
I don't know, Matt.
1482
01:19:19,923 --> 01:19:22,358
I mean, Jack doesn't show a
single human quality throughout
the entire script.
1483
01:19:22,391 --> 01:19:25,862
I don't think anyone would have
a problem believing he fucked
over his best friend.
1484
01:19:25,895 --> 01:19:26,930
Yeah, well. It's kind of true.
1485
01:19:26,963 --> 01:19:28,865
Jack is kind of a dick.
1486
01:19:28,898 --> 01:19:32,235
If Jack were to fuck the girl,
it would only be to protect
John.
1487
01:19:32,268 --> 01:19:34,437
Protect him?
1488
01:19:34,470 --> 01:19:35,438
That doesn't make any fucking
sense, Matt!
1489
01:19:35,471 --> 01:19:42,511
John is a grown ass man.
1490
01:19:42,545 --> 01:19:44,247
Okay...
1491
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:46,249
Well, we'll deal with this when
the time comes.
1492
01:19:46,282 --> 01:19:51,387
First, if you guys can just
sign...
1493
01:19:51,420 --> 01:19:54,290
Yeah. Th-This is a buyout.
1494
01:19:54,323 --> 01:19:56,259
We're not even involved in this
at all.
1495
01:19:56,292 --> 01:19:58,561
We don't even have a say over
who's in the cast.
1496
01:19:58,594 --> 01:20:00,796
Oh, we have great idea's for
casting.
1497
01:20:00,830 --> 01:20:07,136
Yeah. We were thinking, uhh,
Michael Cera could play John...
1498
01:20:07,170 --> 01:20:07,837
What?
1499
01:20:07,871 --> 01:20:08,371
Wow!
1500
01:20:08,404 --> 01:20:09,672
No!
1501
01:20:09,705 --> 01:20:10,974
Why?
1502
01:20:11,007 --> 01:20:11,674
Mike...
1503
01:20:11,707 --> 01:20:13,042
What?
1504
01:20:13,076 --> 01:20:13,642
Richard ...
1505
01:20:13,676 --> 01:20:15,144
What?
1506
01:20:15,178 --> 01:20:18,081
Mike and I are gonna play John
and Jack.
1507
01:20:18,114 --> 01:20:21,717
You're kidding me right?
1508
01:20:21,750 --> 01:20:31,494
No.
1509
01:20:31,527 --> 01:20:38,701
Michael...tell your friend what
a good deal he's getting.
1510
01:20:38,734 --> 01:20:41,604
Man, we got checks.
1511
01:20:41,637 --> 01:20:44,173
Mike- nobody can play those
roles, but us.
1512
01:20:44,207 --> 01:20:45,608
We wrote this together.
1513
01:20:45,641 --> 01:20:47,043
You gotta be fucking kidding
me!
1514
01:20:47,076 --> 01:20:51,214
Jason!
Don't forget you work for me.
1515
01:20:51,247 --> 01:20:53,082
And in working for me, you have
your place.
1516
01:20:53,116 --> 01:21:03,159
And right now, that place is on
the other side of the door.
1517
01:21:03,159 --> 01:21:08,731
And right now, that place is on
the other side of the door.
1518
01:21:08,764 --> 01:21:11,234
Hollywood is an interesting
place.
1519
01:21:11,267 --> 01:21:17,673
It is filled with people who
feel that they deserve to be
handed the glory of fame...
1520
01:21:17,706 --> 01:21:23,913
and riches simply because they
show up in their Von Dutch cap
and two hundred dollar jeans.
1521
01:21:23,947 --> 01:21:31,187
They come in here and they say,
"Mr. Simpkins- I want to be a
star."
1522
01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:37,593
Not an
actor, or an artist, even, but
a "star".
1523
01:21:37,626 --> 01:21:42,431
"I'll do anything-- I'll do
anything to be in one of your
pictures, Mr. Simpkins!"
1524
01:21:42,465 --> 01:21:44,433
And don't think that I haven't,
from time to time,
1525
01:21:44,467 --> 01:21:46,902
taken advantage of these
little situations.
1526
01:21:46,936 --> 01:21:59,448
But the truth be known, my
friends, is that I hate Actors.
1527
01:21:59,482 --> 01:22:03,619
I call them schmactors.
1528
01:22:03,652 --> 01:22:05,955
You know what I say to these
people?
1529
01:22:05,989 --> 01:22:08,191
These schmactors?
1530
01:22:08,224 --> 01:22:13,862
I say "Get the fuck out of my
office!"
1531
01:22:13,896 --> 01:22:22,838
They've invaded my city,
infested my streets like
maggots.
1532
01:22:22,871 --> 01:22:34,150
And they
bite and chew through anything
that gets in their way.
1533
01:22:34,183 --> 01:22:42,125
They are all still willing to
lick the sweat from my balls
for SAG minimum...
1534
01:22:42,158 --> 01:22:44,327
...And two lines in one of my
pictures.
1535
01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:45,995
Take a look at that check.
1536
01:22:46,029 --> 01:22:47,830
Don't loo...look at the check!
1537
01:22:47,863 --> 01:22:52,035
Count the zeros if you must.
1538
01:22:52,068 --> 01:22:55,871
Is that not more money than you
have ever seen in your life?
1539
01:22:55,904 --> 01:23:05,181
So, answer me this question...
1540
01:23:05,214 --> 01:23:08,217
I'm offering you more money
than you have ever seen for
ninety pages...
1541
01:23:08,251 --> 01:23:10,553
Ninety-three.
1542
01:23:10,586 --> 01:23:13,856
Ninety-three pages...that's not
even in the right format!
1543
01:23:13,889 --> 01:23:19,262
...But I'm willing to overlook
this artistic immaturity.
1544
01:23:19,295 --> 01:23:26,035
But you have the nerve to think
you can be in it too?
1545
01:23:26,069 --> 01:23:29,638
Who's gonna come to see you?
1546
01:23:29,672 --> 01:23:33,776
It's the name that sells a
movie, not a plot.
1547
01:23:33,809 --> 01:23:35,144
Nobody knows who you are.
1548
01:23:35,178 --> 01:23:38,747
And nobody cares, including me.
1549
01:23:38,781 --> 01:23:47,890
All I want is the ninety-three
pages you wrote.
1550
01:23:47,923 --> 01:23:53,896
A little career advice, boys:
Take the money and run, kids.
1551
01:23:53,929 --> 01:23:56,765
Take it.
1552
01:23:56,799 --> 01:24:06,842
Jason!
1553
01:24:06,842 --> 01:24:16,018
Jason!
1554
01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:20,123
I'll sell it with us attached,
and the original ending.
1555
01:24:20,156 --> 01:24:31,300
The contract stands as is.
1556
01:24:31,334 --> 01:24:34,970
Sorry. I can't do it.
1557
01:24:35,003 --> 01:24:37,806
Matt...I'm done.
1558
01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:42,911
Come on. Sign it.
1559
01:24:42,945 --> 01:24:56,259
Fuck it.
1560
01:24:56,292 --> 01:24:58,961
Take my name off the script.
1561
01:24:58,994 --> 01:25:02,431
It's yours.
1562
01:25:02,465 --> 01:25:05,901
Okay.
1563
01:25:05,934 --> 01:25:08,003
Mike- you could earn double.
1564
01:25:08,036 --> 01:25:15,744
What do you say?
1565
01:25:15,778 --> 01:25:22,618
Fuck you, Matt.
1566
01:25:22,651 --> 01:25:24,052
Sorry, Richard.
1567
01:25:24,086 --> 01:25:28,924
Thank you, but we're a team.
1568
01:25:28,957 --> 01:25:35,964
If Matt's out, then I'm out.
1569
01:25:35,998 --> 01:25:44,840
You got to be kidding me?!
1570
01:25:44,873 --> 01:25:47,176
Sacrifice, gentleman.
1571
01:25:47,210 --> 01:25:53,048
The things I had to do to break
into this business, that I
could never tell my mother.
1572
01:25:53,081 --> 01:25:54,283
...To get me where I am today.
1573
01:25:54,317 --> 01:26:03,125
And you two can't even...
1574
01:26:03,158 --> 01:26:04,860
Bravo.
1575
01:26:04,893 --> 01:26:07,162
Bravo to you.
Great.
1576
01:26:07,196 --> 01:26:12,935
You get to walk outta here with
your pride and integrity in
tact.
1577
01:26:12,968 --> 01:26:16,939
But what you will not walk
outta here with is that check.
1578
01:26:16,972 --> 01:26:18,741
And this is why...
1579
01:26:18,774 --> 01:26:28,217
In the next five years, I'm
going to produce eleven films.
1580
01:26:28,251 --> 01:26:34,122
They're gonna be nominated for
a handful of Oscars.
1581
01:26:34,156 --> 01:26:38,527
Oh...I'm due.
1582
01:26:38,561 --> 01:26:42,365
And I will make an
incomprehensible amount of
money on these films.
1583
01:26:42,398 --> 01:26:55,944
But you two will get to keep
your script.
1584
01:26:55,978 --> 01:27:00,249
And when five years pass, I
will summon you back to this
office.
1585
01:27:00,283 --> 01:27:04,019
I'll offer you half of what I
offered you today.
1586
01:27:04,052 --> 01:27:14,096
And you'll take it, gladly.
1587
01:27:14,129 --> 01:27:16,799
Are you ready?
1588
01:27:16,832 --> 01:27:18,901
Are you ready for this?
1589
01:27:18,934 --> 01:27:20,336
Do you know what's coming?
1590
01:27:20,369 --> 01:27:31,146
Do you feel it?
1591
01:27:31,179 --> 01:27:34,983
Jason- Wow.
What a great meeting.
1592
01:27:35,017 --> 01:27:44,927
Thanks for wasting my time.
1593
01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:47,229
Yo, yo, yo- Mikey.
1594
01:27:47,262 --> 01:27:51,834
Yo, sign the fucking contract,
man.
1595
01:27:51,867 --> 01:27:53,669
Calm down, bro...
1596
01:27:53,702 --> 01:27:56,104
Yo, Matt- I'm not your bro.
I'm not your friend, either.
1597
01:27:56,138 --> 01:27:59,408
You think it's fun for me to go
down to your shitty ass house?
1598
01:27:59,442 --> 01:28:03,245
socks all over pretending like
1599
01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:06,415
Naw, I don't.
It's a business.
1600
01:28:06,449 --> 01:28:09,852
Sign the fucking contract!
1601
01:28:09,885 --> 01:28:13,422
No.
1602
01:28:13,456 --> 01:28:15,858
Look at you Mike.
You are pathetic.
1603
01:28:15,891 --> 01:28:18,226
You don't have a god damn thing
going for you.
1604
01:28:18,260 --> 01:28:21,897
You're just another loser who
thinks he's too good to play
the game.
1605
01:28:21,930 --> 01:28:26,869
You have one script.
No, no- you have half of a
script.
1606
01:28:26,902 --> 01:28:32,307
You do everything this moron
tells you to do, and you're a
fuckin' team?
1607
01:28:32,341 --> 01:28:34,677
Fuck him. You're nothing!
1608
01:28:34,710 --> 01:28:36,311
Nothing.
1609
01:28:36,345 --> 01:28:37,846
If you had any brains or any
balls at all...
1610
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:40,383
We don't give a fuck what you
think, Jason!
1611
01:28:40,416 --> 01:28:42,485
How fucking dare you talk to
Mike like that.
1612
01:28:42,518 --> 01:28:46,288
The only reason that you do
what you do is 'cause you don't
have the talent...
1613
01:28:46,321 --> 01:28:50,493
...Or the sack to do what he
does.
1614
01:28:50,526 --> 01:28:58,066
cept not as goo'Cause children
1615
01:28:58,100 --> 01:29:01,504
You will never become anything,
ever.
1616
01:29:01,537 --> 01:29:04,607
You are a complete waste of
life, you give me gas,
1617
01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:10,679
... And I want you to get the
fuck outta my way.
1618
01:29:10,713 --> 01:29:13,816
Aight, then.
1619
01:29:13,849 --> 01:29:16,084
Gangster.
1620
01:29:16,118 --> 01:29:19,722
I've got another meeting,
anyway.
1621
01:29:19,755 --> 01:29:23,592
Do you guys have another
meeting?
1622
01:29:23,626 --> 01:29:26,962
Huh?
1623
01:29:26,995 --> 01:29:32,601
What was that?
1624
01:29:32,635 --> 01:29:34,036
That's funny.
1625
01:29:34,069 --> 01:29:47,182
I would have thought you had.
1626
01:29:47,215 --> 01:29:48,116
Listen, Mike...
1627
01:29:48,150 --> 01:29:49,852
I don't get it.
1628
01:29:49,885 --> 01:29:53,355
e too good to change the script.
an't change one fucking
1629
01:29:53,388 --> 01:29:56,191
No matter how bad we need the
money.
1630
01:29:56,224 --> 01:29:59,562
You've got too much integrity.
1631
01:29:59,595 --> 01:30:04,299
Well, where was your God damn
integrity when you decided to
fuck my girlfriend?
1632
01:30:04,332 --> 01:30:08,270
You sit there and talk all
this, zen bullshit, like you're
fucking Yoda...
1633
01:30:08,303 --> 01:30:09,505
Joseph Campbell.
1634
01:30:09,538 --> 01:30:10,873
...and then go behind my back?
1635
01:30:10,906 --> 01:30:17,045
You fuckin' dirty, peice of
shit, fuckin' ass-...
1636
01:30:17,079 --> 01:30:29,958
N-No, Mike! Mike!
1637
01:30:29,992 --> 01:30:34,429
Mike...
Mike...
Mikey! Mikey!
1638
01:30:34,463 --> 01:30:36,599
Get off me! I'm done, Matt.
No, I'm done. I'm going home!
1639
01:30:36,632 --> 01:30:39,835
Alright? And nothing you can
say will ever make this ok.
1640
01:30:39,868 --> 01:30:43,438
I did it for you!
1641
01:30:43,472 --> 01:30:45,107
What?
1642
01:30:45,140 --> 01:30:47,042
I did it for you, man.
1643
01:30:47,075 --> 01:30:49,978
That girl is bad for you. She's
always been bad for you.
1644
01:30:50,012 --> 01:30:52,414
I just thought that, if you
could bang her, you would feel
better.
1645
01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:54,783
...But you couldn't.
1646
01:30:54,817 --> 01:31:04,192
You said you wanted to give her
a reason to never come back,
but you couldn't.
1647
01:31:04,226 --> 01:31:06,294
That was the only thing I
thought I could do to get her
out of your life,
1648
01:31:06,328 --> 01:31:07,763
...So that you could move on.
1649
01:31:07,796 --> 01:31:10,265
I thought there was no way that
she would come back after that.
1650
01:31:10,298 --> 01:31:13,569
...But she came back!
1651
01:31:13,602 --> 01:31:15,971
How could you think I could do
something like that to you?
1652
01:31:16,004 --> 01:31:17,773
I mean I did, but I didn't.
1653
01:31:17,806 --> 01:31:24,179
Mikey, please don't-- just
don't go, man.
1654
01:31:24,212 --> 01:31:29,351
You're the only person I know.
What would I do?
1655
01:31:29,384 --> 01:31:32,555
So you thought the best way to
keep me around,
1656
01:31:32,588 --> 01:31:41,363
and to keep me happy was
...having sex with my
girlfriend?
1657
01:31:41,396 --> 01:31:44,066
Matt, what the fuck is the
matter with you?
1658
01:31:44,099 --> 01:31:46,468
You knew what had happened
before...
1659
01:31:46,501 --> 01:31:48,403
and how it affected me...
an-and-...
1660
01:31:48,436 --> 01:32:01,717
I'm sorry, Mike.
1661
01:32:01,750 --> 01:32:16,531
I don't understand why she
would do that.
1662
01:32:16,565 --> 01:32:23,505
Hell hath no fury, bro.
1663
01:32:23,538 --> 01:32:26,675
It's kinda funny if you think
about it.
1664
01:32:26,709 --> 01:32:27,309
Or not funny.
1665
01:32:27,342 --> 01:32:29,144
No, it's not funny.
1666
01:32:29,177 --> 01:32:31,413
It's not at all.
1667
01:32:31,446 --> 01:32:34,016
Should we have taken the money?
1668
01:32:34,049 --> 01:32:35,017
No.
1669
01:32:35,050 --> 01:32:39,287
Maybe.
1670
01:32:39,321 --> 01:32:44,126
Hey, thanks for NOT taking the
money.
1671
01:32:44,159 --> 01:32:50,198
Remember when you yelled at
Jason in Richard Simpkins's
office?
1672
01:32:50,232 --> 01:32:52,901
Yeah. I wanted to punch him in
the throat.
1673
01:32:52,935 --> 01:32:55,337
I liked how you used that
monologue you wrote.
1674
01:32:55,370 --> 01:32:57,305
What should we put it in?
1675
01:32:57,339 --> 01:32:58,941
What would it work in?
1676
01:32:58,974 --> 01:33:00,776
In this.
1677
01:33:00,809 --> 01:33:02,377
In this?
1678
01:33:02,410 --> 01:33:04,379
Yeah, yeah- we should write
about this. Its a fucked
up story.
1679
01:33:04,412 --> 01:33:06,581
People would be
interested in it.
1680
01:33:06,615 --> 01:33:08,250
Okay?
1681
01:33:08,283 --> 01:33:08,817
I mean, we'd have to change it
a little.
1682
01:33:08,851 --> 01:33:10,452
Yeah.
1683
01:33:10,485 --> 01:33:11,720
Edit out some unimportant
details...
1684
01:33:11,754 --> 01:33:13,088
Of course.
1685
01:33:13,121 --> 01:33:14,589
Write in a few really hot
chicks.
1686
01:33:14,623 --> 01:33:17,125
Obviously.
1687
01:33:17,159 --> 01:33:18,727
How do we start it?
1688
01:33:18,761 --> 01:33:19,828
We?
1689
01:33:19,862 --> 01:33:23,131
Yeah, we. I'm not writing this
shit alone.
1690
01:33:23,165 --> 01:33:27,069
It was your idea.
1691
01:33:27,102 --> 01:33:34,910
Alright.
1692
01:33:34,943 --> 01:33:36,344
About what?
1693
01:33:36,378 --> 01:33:38,013
I don't know...about dogs.
1694
01:33:38,046 --> 01:33:39,581
No one is gonna buy that.
1695
01:33:39,614 --> 01:33:41,884
Real people dont have
conversations about dogs.
1696
01:33:41,917 --> 01:33:44,552
That's not true, we're
conversing about a dog right
now.
1697
01:33:44,586 --> 01:33:48,123
No we're not, we're conversing
about writing a script with a
conversation about dogs.
1698
01:33:48,156 --> 01:33:49,091
Totally different.
1699
01:33:49,124 --> 01:33:51,093
Same difference.
1700
01:33:51,126 --> 01:33:56,164
Alright. Fine, Matt. How would
said conversation about dogs,
begin?
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