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Wow. Pregnant.
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I'm having an abortion.
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Previously on
"A Million Little Things"...
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All I was trying to do was to
get you to take me seriously.
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So you stole our food?
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No. I delivered it.
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So you should hire me.
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I can't go.
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We're about to go pick up my son
from school to go camping.
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You're telling me the reason
why you can't go
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is because Maggie needs you?
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The last call Jon made...
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I was the person on the other end.
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You called me because you
thought I was still using,
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and you wanted me to get you pills.
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The only reason my
last song broke through
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was 'cause I made it with you.
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I need you...
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maybe even more than you need me.
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Okay, Theo is logged on and
ready for remote learning.
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Apparently, he put a stack of
books on the shelf behind him
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to make his backdrop seem more academic.
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Oh, that's why he asked me earlier
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if I still had my textbooks
from law school.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Um, what time is Dakota coming over?
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She should be here any minute.
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And you guys are...
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We are staying in the garage.
Don't worry.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, I know you don't
want her in the house,
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but she did tell me that
she's three months sober.
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Yeah, well, just because
someone says they're sober
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doesn't mean they are.
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Seriously, where is the aspirin?
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I could have sworn it was here.
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Ugh.
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I can barely think. I...
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You know what? Maybe they're upstairs.
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Maybe.
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Ah. It's not there.
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Look what I found.
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I, um, remembered I put
them on a lower shelf
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so that I could get to them.
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These are the last two.
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Thank you. [SIGHS]
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Okay, uh, I'm gonna stop by
the grocery store on the way home.
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Oh. And if a pint of
cookie dough just happens
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to fall into the shopping cart,
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wouldn't be the worst thing ever.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Thank you.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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N... Darce!
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Darce, don't touch the doorknob
with your hand.
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You might as well be licking it.
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- Oh. Okay, well...
- You... You got to treat every surface
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like it's patient zero, okay?
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- Okay.
- How was Target?
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Someone here is a big fan
of the contactless drive-up.
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Yeah. Ordered on the app.
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Just popped the trunk when we got there.
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Didn't have to be near anyone.
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Sounds like your dream come true.
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Yeah. Kind of is, actually.
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Okay. Alright, Magic Mike,
let's try to keep things PG.
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Soph, this is a synthetic fabric.
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That means it can be
riddled with droplets.
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- You're welcome for saving your life.
- Okay. [CHUCKLES]
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Oh, are you guys
making ice cream sandwiches
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with the enormous
cookies from Marcienne's?
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Ooh, yeah, maybe.
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Does Liam like ice cream sandwiches?
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No, I've been raising
a small psychopath.
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Well, I don't know. Maybe he hates fun.
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Speaking of psychopaths,
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I still can't believe Gary's
letting a stranger in the house.
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I mean, the only person who's
been here since March is you.
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Well, Jamie, but...
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Jamie? Maggie's Jamie?
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When was he here?
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He stopped by the afternoon
you went camping.
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Thought Maggie was here, but...
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Just don't tell Officer Purell.
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Hey, are you using
a fresh wipe each time?
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- I... am now.
- [CELLPHONE VIBRATES]
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Hey! Yeah, what's up?
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah, I know,
I've been singing in my sleep lately.
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Hey, what is this move? At least...
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At least take a wipe, okay?
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Studies show that cellphones
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have more germs than toilet seats.
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Alrighty, so what do we have here?
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"So, a hot British man
has gotten you pregnant."
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It's weird that they would
personalize it so much.
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I'm kidding. It says, "Urinate on th..."
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Oh, my God! You're already doing it?
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Oh, what gave it away?
Me sitting on the toilet,
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or the sound of tinkle
hitting the water?
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Just... I-I didn't know
that we were at the point
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in our relationship where you...
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Oh, yeah, dude. You got me pregnant.
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We are way past that.
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So past that that apparently
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you've started calling me "dude."
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According to this,
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it says it takes three to five minutes.
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According to this...
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it says I'm not pregnant.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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Do you want to talk about it?
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I want to...
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take everything I'm feeling
and put it in my podcast.
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[TRASH CAN OPENS, CLOSES]
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Great. Love that plan.
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But...
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can the first step be "flush"?
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Dude?
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Damn it.
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I just heard back from
the advertising agency.
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Not one commercial is shooting
on the Eastern Seaboard.
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How's it looking out there?
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I can't tell.
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Everyone's wearing masks,
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and their eyes are giving away nothing!
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We're just too slow right
now to keep this much staff.
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I thought you already decided
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letting Albert go made the most sense.
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He's got a big salary,
and a lot of his job
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is managing the kitchen
when you're not here,
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which you don't need right now.
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I know, but it's Albert.
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I don't know, maybe
two people will want to leave,
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and with those two salaries gone,
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I won't have to let Albert go.
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- Here he comes. Mask.
- Okay.
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[SIGHS]
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Well?
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No one wants to leave.
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No one?
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We're staying with our captain.
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Great!
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
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Pro-tip... I do not recommend
holding a disinfectant wipe
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in front of a teenager's face
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when she is flirting with her boyfriend.
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I am pretty certain she bit me.
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Why didn't you tell
me Jamie was in town?
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Why did you need to stay with Maggie
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if Jamie was there?
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- Uh...
- You know what? Stop.
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Your whole face just changed.
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Like it did when I asked you
why you went to go see Maggie
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at the airport, like it did when
you said you had to stay with her,
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which apparently,
you didn't even end up doing.
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It's one thing to play
around with my emotions,
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but now you are playing
around with Liam's,
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and I won't let you do that to my son.
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Darce. Darce, come on.
Where are you going?
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I told you when we first met,
I don't want to play games,
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- so I'm not going to.
- Darcy, wait. Please.
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I was nervous about meeting Liam, okay?
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I still am.
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But it has nothing to do with us,
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and it certainly doesn't have
anything to do with Maggie.
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Then what is it?
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When I was about Liam's age,
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my dad and I used to get these
sausages in Downtown Crossing.
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The guy made them on a filthy pushcart
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and we would stand in line for
half an hour every Saturday...
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and just talk.
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About the Sox,
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about whether or not
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Becky Laccito looked at
me during algebra class,
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about everything.
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Gary, what does this have to do with...
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And then he started
dating Nancy Alvarez.
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And you know what? She was a nice lady.
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But she started coming
with us on Saturdays.
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And the next thing I know,
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he's not talking to me about
baseball or cute girls.
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He's just talking to her.
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Somehow, I-I became a third wheel.
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And you felt like she
was taking him away.
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Darce, I want to meet Liam.
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I really do.
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When I was driving up with the toboggan,
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I just... I got scared.
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Scared that I was taking away from
time between you two, and...
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I-I-I don't ever want to make
him feel like a third wheel.
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[SIGHS]
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My Nancy Alvarez was Miriam Schumacher.
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She didn't even eat meat.
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She came with tofu and her own kids
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that ended up replacing me and my mom.
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Divorce sucks.
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It totally sucks.
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I'm sorry.
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And make sure they break the seal
to the documents on camera.
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That way, you know they
didn't have a chance to prep
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an answer ahead of time.
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Ooh, that's a good one.
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I still can't believe
I'm asking for advice
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on a virtual deposition.
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What else do I need to know?
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Oh, my God. Most important thing.
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Judge Pavao's mole does not
get any easier to look at
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- in high def.
- [CHUCKLES]
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It's like one of those
Victorian paintings.
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It follows you. Wait.
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Is that a giant bottle of
hand sanitizer behind you?
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How did you get that,
and can I have some?
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What's in it for me?
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Oh, come on.
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You don't need that much hand sanitizer.
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You live alone.
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Counselor, didn't you say that
you haven't even left your house
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- since this all started?
- Irrelevant.
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Although, if you have a lead on eggs,
we can start talking.
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Mm. My neighbor Isabel
might have some chickens.
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If you can get Farmer
Izzy to part with a dozen,
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you got yourself a deal.
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You're an even tougher
negotiator than Jon was.
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Are you kidding?
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He would've gotten you
to throw in the chicken.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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So, I'll be back next week.
Stay safe, Boston.
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Or... Although,
this isn't just for Bostonians.
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It's maybe for Halifaxians
or Pittsburghians.
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[CHUCKLES] That can't be
what you call yourselves.
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Is that what you call yourself?
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Uh... anyway, obviously
still working on the outro.
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Goodbye.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Oh, boy. You got that look.
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What look?
This is just my very handsome face.
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No. You've been snooping.
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No. No. I just...
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I spilled something and I was...
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looking for Gary's vacuum cleaner,
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which I assumed would be
in one of his desk drawers,
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- where I found...
- No.
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I don't want to know what you found.
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Gary is letting us stay
in his home for free.
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We have to have some sort of boundaries.
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Do you remember when you said
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that Gary and Darcy
were moving too fast?
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- No.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Well, look what I found where
the vacuum cleaner wasn't.
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I mean, I know they're practically
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living together right now, but a ring?
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Look at the size of it!
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I can't tell what's happening.
Are you upset?
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I didn't mean to... I thought...
I thought we could both do
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that petty thing that
you taught me how to do.
256
00:10:56,171 --> 00:10:57,435
Quite enjoy that.
257
00:10:58,361 --> 00:11:00,795
That ring isn't for Darcy.
258
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It was for me.
259
00:11:10,996 --> 00:11:13,441
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
260
00:11:13,466 --> 00:11:14,831
[GRUNTS]
261
00:11:17,061 --> 00:11:19,929
♪ I need something real now ♪
262
00:11:20,621 --> 00:11:23,413
♪ Something down inside ♪
263
00:11:25,395 --> 00:11:26,831
[MUSIC STOPS]
264
00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:29,217
What are you doing?
We're recording the verse right now.
265
00:11:29,242 --> 00:11:31,241
- And you just took one.
- No, I didn't.
266
00:11:31,266 --> 00:11:33,967
Eddie, can we...
Can we stop screwing around?
267
00:11:33,992 --> 00:11:36,131
I need to get this track
to Trevor by Monday.
268
00:11:36,156 --> 00:11:39,333
Hey, you wanted my help.
This is the whole package.
269
00:11:39,358 --> 00:11:41,538
You can't just pick and
choose the pieces you want.
270
00:11:41,563 --> 00:11:43,819
You wanted Eddie the rockstar?
271
00:11:43,844 --> 00:11:44,889
Here he is.
272
00:11:44,914 --> 00:11:46,152
THEO: Hey, Dakota.
273
00:11:46,177 --> 00:11:47,918
Dad, I can't figure out
this math problem.
274
00:11:47,943 --> 00:11:49,771
- Can you help me?
- Yeah, bud.
275
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,116
I'll, uh... meet you in the dining room.
276
00:11:52,141 --> 00:11:53,949
Okay. Thanks.
277
00:11:54,264 --> 00:11:55,584
[DOOR CLOSES]
278
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,511
Okay. [SNIFFS]
279
00:12:02,713 --> 00:12:04,675
Let's take it again from the top.
280
00:12:05,761 --> 00:12:07,128
Uh...
281
00:12:07,715 --> 00:12:10,042
don't you have to go help Theo?
282
00:12:10,704 --> 00:12:12,472
Yea... Yes.
283
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:15,082
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
284
00:12:15,107 --> 00:12:17,042
So, while I'm gone,
285
00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:18,808
why don't you just check that last take?
286
00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:20,705
You were getting a little pitchy.
287
00:12:20,856 --> 00:12:22,613
While you're at it, why don't you
288
00:12:22,638 --> 00:12:24,355
check your attitude, too?
289
00:12:34,548 --> 00:12:36,001
So, I did exactly what you said.
290
00:12:36,026 --> 00:12:37,541
I asked him to break the seal on camera,
291
00:12:37,565 --> 00:12:39,009
which then required him to stand,
292
00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:41,595
which then revealed a very
clear view of tighty whities.
293
00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:43,212
Or should I say saggy whities.
294
00:12:43,237 --> 00:12:44,650
[LAUGHING] No way.
295
00:12:44,675 --> 00:12:46,915
It took everything I had in me
not to unmute myself and ask,
296
00:12:46,939 --> 00:12:49,658
- "Can we mark that Exhibit A?"
- [LAUGHS]
297
00:12:49,683 --> 00:12:52,048
This is my long-winded way
of saying thank you so much
298
00:12:52,073 --> 00:12:54,025
for, um, helping me prep for that.
299
00:12:54,050 --> 00:12:56,798
I'm sure you have better things
to do than hear me describe
300
00:12:56,823 --> 00:12:58,541
my witness's underwear,
which, unfortunately,
301
00:12:58,565 --> 00:13:00,634
I can do in great detail.
302
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,111
Thanks to Covid, uh,
303
00:13:02,136 --> 00:13:04,126
this has actually been the
most stimulating conversation
304
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:05,456
I've had all week.
305
00:13:05,587 --> 00:13:07,720
Except for the one I had
this morning with Nemo.
306
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:08,783
Who?
307
00:13:08,808 --> 00:13:10,677
I may have bought a goldfish.
308
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:11,861
[CHUCKLES]
309
00:13:11,886 --> 00:13:14,290
Must be great to have your
family with you right now.
310
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,783
It is.
311
00:13:15,808 --> 00:13:19,072
Yeah. But, uh, I mean,
things are also...
312
00:13:19,097 --> 00:13:21,103
Things were already complicated
313
00:13:21,128 --> 00:13:24,290
with Eddie recovering from the accident.
314
00:13:24,723 --> 00:13:26,310
And right now,
he's working with this artist
315
00:13:26,334 --> 00:13:28,509
who I'm not so sure about.
316
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:31,701
I'm sorry. [CHUCKLES]
317
00:13:31,726 --> 00:13:33,150
You don't want to hear all this.
318
00:13:33,175 --> 00:13:35,003
Here. Give me a dollar.
319
00:13:35,152 --> 00:13:37,067
A dollar. Come on. Hand it over.
320
00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:38,662
- Okay.
- On the table, please.
321
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,697
Thank you. There.
322
00:13:40,927 --> 00:13:42,319
I'm now on retainer,
323
00:13:42,344 --> 00:13:43,744
so my confidentiality is guaranteed
324
00:13:43,769 --> 00:13:45,587
through attorney-client privilege.
325
00:13:45,998 --> 00:13:47,572
You can tell me anything.
326
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,525
Wow.
327
00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:51,767
I mean, I assumed my hourly
was higher than yours,
328
00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:53,484
but this is embarrassing.
329
00:13:53,509 --> 00:13:55,736
That just hurts. Wow. How rude.
330
00:13:55,761 --> 00:13:56,849
How dare you?
331
00:13:56,874 --> 00:13:59,368
[BOTH LAUGH]
332
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,228
I've said it before and
I will say it again...
333
00:14:02,253 --> 00:14:04,923
The key to a great sandwich
is the meat to bread ratio.
334
00:14:04,948 --> 00:14:06,579
Yesterday you said
the key was condiments.
335
00:14:06,603 --> 00:14:08,322
That's right. That's
two of the three keys.
336
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,697
"What's the third key?" he asks.
337
00:14:09,722 --> 00:14:11,964
- Don't say turkey.
- Tur... Okay.
338
00:14:14,430 --> 00:14:16,011
Hey, look, Tyrell,
339
00:14:16,036 --> 00:14:19,245
I've been kind of going rogue
with the food here, and...
340
00:14:19,399 --> 00:14:21,792
I don't know if I can keep
giving you sandwiches, dude.
341
00:14:22,063 --> 00:14:24,697
- I'm sorry.
- Hey, that's okay.
342
00:14:24,722 --> 00:14:27,353
I think we just got busted anyway.
343
00:14:27,378 --> 00:14:28,989
What's going on over here?
344
00:14:29,014 --> 00:14:30,668
Um...
345
00:14:31,267 --> 00:14:32,767
Okay. Hey.
346
00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:36,681
I've been giving Tyrell and
his friends some sandwiches
347
00:14:36,706 --> 00:14:39,291
because they aren't getting
all their meals right now.
348
00:14:39,316 --> 00:14:41,392
He already told me
he can't do it anymore.
349
00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:44,220
He absolutely cannot do that anymore.
350
00:14:44,808 --> 00:14:47,339
Is there anything of
nutritional value in that bag?
351
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:48,384
Yeah.
352
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,119
He gave me some chips.
353
00:14:50,144 --> 00:14:51,572
Potatoes are vegetables.
354
00:14:51,597 --> 00:14:54,549
[SIGHS] Okay. Kids need milk and greens.
355
00:14:54,574 --> 00:14:56,392
They're called vitamins.
356
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,595
How many sandwiches does he give you?
357
00:14:58,744 --> 00:15:00,166
Two.
358
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,409
Mm.
359
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,001
And five more.
360
00:15:04,274 --> 00:15:07,463
For a total of seven. Ma'am.
361
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,099
How about we make it an even dozen?
362
00:15:11,124 --> 00:15:12,314
Regina, you sure?
363
00:15:12,339 --> 00:15:13,642
A couple dozen sandwiches
364
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:14,877
isn't gonna make a difference
365
00:15:14,902 --> 00:15:17,009
between whether or not
the restaurant makes it,
366
00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:19,736
and we're gonna feed hungry
kids while we're still open.
367
00:15:19,761 --> 00:15:21,799
[CHUCKLES] Thank you, ma'am.
368
00:15:21,824 --> 00:15:23,822
Mm. You want to thank me?
369
00:15:23,847 --> 00:15:25,463
Stop calling me ma'am.
370
00:15:25,715 --> 00:15:28,380
And eat those greens,
or the deal is off.
371
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:31,017
Yes, ma... I mean, uh...
372
00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:32,603
You want these sandwiches or not?
373
00:15:32,628 --> 00:15:34,412
"In the supermarket parking lot,
374
00:15:34,437 --> 00:15:37,440
60% of the cars are four-door cars.
375
00:15:37,465 --> 00:15:39,554
If there are 75 four-door cars,
376
00:15:39,579 --> 00:15:41,853
how many cars are in
the parking lot altogether?"
377
00:15:41,878 --> 00:15:44,103
Well... let's see.
378
00:15:44,128 --> 00:15:45,838
We know...
379
00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:48,650
there are at least 75 cars, right? So...
380
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:53,869
what is 60% of 75?
381
00:15:53,894 --> 00:15:57,583
Uh, no, the question is
"What is 75 60% of?"
382
00:15:58,287 --> 00:15:59,854
What?
383
00:16:01,257 --> 00:16:02,737
Um...
384
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,068
Wait.
385
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:06,392
W-What's the total number of cars again?
386
00:16:07,087 --> 00:16:08,689
That's what we have to figure out.
387
00:16:08,714 --> 00:16:10,892
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Right.
388
00:16:11,157 --> 00:16:15,644
Okay, so, 75 is 60% of
something we don't know,
389
00:16:15,669 --> 00:16:17,675
which makes it a variable.
390
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,605
Let's call it X.
391
00:16:23,477 --> 00:16:24,762
Great. Okay.
392
00:16:24,787 --> 00:16:28,551
Now, you need the cross-products
to be the same, right?
393
00:16:28,576 --> 00:16:31,051
Exactly. You're good at this.
394
00:16:31,076 --> 00:16:33,637
Oh. I sucked at school,
but I was always good at math.
395
00:16:33,662 --> 00:16:36,491
That's kinda what music is,
just way cooler.
396
00:16:41,145 --> 00:16:43,497
So, why didn't you say yes?
397
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:48,276
Because I had just been told
that I was in remission,
398
00:16:48,301 --> 00:16:50,598
and suddenly, I had all this time,
399
00:16:50,623 --> 00:16:53,731
and I just needed to figure
out what my life was gonna be.
400
00:16:53,756 --> 00:16:56,759
Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
401
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,801
I don't buy it.
402
00:16:58,826 --> 00:17:02,090
This person is still
very much in your life,
403
00:17:02,115 --> 00:17:05,059
and the way you talk about him...
it doesn't line up.
404
00:17:05,084 --> 00:17:06,653
So...
405
00:17:07,669 --> 00:17:09,356
what's the real reason?
406
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,583
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
407
00:17:14,190 --> 00:17:18,231
We were stuck in a pattern
that we couldn't break out of.
408
00:17:19,735 --> 00:17:22,458
[SIGHS] For so long, I was dying,
409
00:17:22,483 --> 00:17:23,981
he was taking care of me,
410
00:17:24,006 --> 00:17:26,139
and then even when my cancer was gone,
411
00:17:26,164 --> 00:17:28,297
we kept playing these roles.
412
00:17:28,433 --> 00:17:31,944
So, the ring just forced your hand?
413
00:17:33,045 --> 00:17:34,992
Yeah. Really, I think that
414
00:17:35,017 --> 00:17:36,845
once we found out
that I was cancer-free,
415
00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:38,089
the writing was on the wall
416
00:17:38,114 --> 00:17:40,782
and we just chose not to look at it.
417
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,515
Do you wish you'd never found it?
418
00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:50,248
Honestly, I'm g... I'm glad I did.
419
00:17:50,273 --> 00:17:52,482
If we hadn't broken up,
420
00:17:52,507 --> 00:17:53,997
I wouldn't have gone to Oxford
421
00:17:54,022 --> 00:17:56,722
or met you or started my podcast.
422
00:17:56,747 --> 00:18:01,607
I wouldn't be on this
journey to becoming myself.
423
00:18:01,632 --> 00:18:05,036
All I'm hearing is that I have
ruined you for all other men.
424
00:18:05,061 --> 00:18:06,607
[LAUGHS] I know.
425
00:18:06,632 --> 00:18:07,871
I know that's what you're hearing,
426
00:18:07,895 --> 00:18:11,420
but what I'm saying
is that I've moved on,
427
00:18:11,749 --> 00:18:13,318
and so has he.
428
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,005
Has he, though?
429
00:18:16,753 --> 00:18:18,146
Alright.
430
00:18:19,339 --> 00:18:21,603
The night I left for England,
431
00:18:21,628 --> 00:18:25,806
I asked him to come with me,
and he told me no.
432
00:18:26,024 --> 00:18:28,722
Then, just to make sure
there was no confusion,
433
00:18:28,747 --> 00:18:33,055
he came to the airport
and told me no again.
434
00:18:33,243 --> 00:18:34,568
Mm-hmm.
435
00:18:34,593 --> 00:18:37,509
All that makes sense,
except for one thing.
436
00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:41,022
Why does he still have this?
437
00:18:55,737 --> 00:18:57,630
[GRUNTING]
438
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,013
[INHALES DEEPLY]
439
00:19:03,038 --> 00:19:04,778
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
440
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,465
[EXHALES SHAKILY]
441
00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:15,868
Ooh.
442
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,271
[DOOR CLOSES]
443
00:19:17,296 --> 00:19:19,552
KATHERINE: Eddie? Are you okay?
444
00:19:24,757 --> 00:19:26,560
Yes. Just, uh...
445
00:19:27,795 --> 00:19:29,275
[INHALES DEEPLY]
446
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,215
Today was a bad day.
447
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:34,318
You were doing so well.
448
00:19:34,343 --> 00:19:36,068
Yeah. Um...
449
00:19:37,637 --> 00:19:39,271
About that.
450
00:19:39,836 --> 00:19:42,068
What is it?
451
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,106
Katie, I really messed up,
452
00:19:49,016 --> 00:19:51,453
and I don't know how to tell you.
453
00:19:55,175 --> 00:19:56,437
What?
454
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:58,073
[CLEARS THROAT, SNIFFLES]
455
00:19:58,098 --> 00:20:00,294
Dakota was in the house today.
456
00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:02,364
Why? Why was she in the house?
457
00:20:02,389 --> 00:20:06,610
I was trying to help Theo
with his math homework,
458
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:12,075
but I think maybe they changed
math since I was a kid?
459
00:20:13,018 --> 00:20:15,685
Anyway, Dakota stepped in,
460
00:20:15,962 --> 00:20:17,655
and it felt like it would
have been a bigger deal
461
00:20:17,679 --> 00:20:19,855
for me to ask her to
leave in front of Theo,
462
00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:24,794
but, you know,
I was with her the whole time,
463
00:20:25,241 --> 00:20:27,927
and we went out to the garage afterward.
464
00:20:30,778 --> 00:20:31,978
Thank you for telling me.
465
00:20:32,003 --> 00:20:34,010
Mm-hmm. Yeah. I just...
466
00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,572
I didn't want to keep that from you.
467
00:20:37,675 --> 00:20:39,752
Yeah. And...
468
00:20:40,303 --> 00:20:42,221
I appreciate that.
469
00:20:42,368 --> 00:20:45,719
But, Eddie... I don't trust her.
470
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,646
I know you said that she's sober,
471
00:20:48,671 --> 00:20:50,424
and I... and I know that you're sober,
472
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,846
but it's different with her.
473
00:20:52,871 --> 00:20:55,525
I-I don't want her in my house,
I don't want her around my kid,
474
00:20:55,550 --> 00:20:56,853
and to be honest, I don't...
475
00:20:56,878 --> 00:20:59,361
I feel worried when she's around you.
476
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:02,272
You don't have to worry about me.
477
00:21:03,718 --> 00:21:05,285
I know.
478
00:21:19,256 --> 00:21:22,951
So, then Mrs. McGruer accidentally
made Jacob B. the host.
479
00:21:22,976 --> 00:21:25,983
And he muted her and would
not let her be the host again,
480
00:21:26,008 --> 00:21:28,968
and she was so mad and said,
like, all the bad words.
481
00:21:28,993 --> 00:21:30,342
I thought you said she was muted?
482
00:21:30,367 --> 00:21:33,436
Oh, she was.
I'm just really good at reading lips.
483
00:21:33,461 --> 00:21:35,381
Welcome to the Garden!
484
00:21:35,406 --> 00:21:37,321
Whoa. This is incredible.
485
00:21:37,346 --> 00:21:40,349
When did you do this?
I left, like, 30 minutes ago.
486
00:21:40,374 --> 00:21:42,022
Make no mistake, this took days...
487
00:21:42,047 --> 00:21:43,832
Days of planning, but I wanted to bring
488
00:21:43,857 --> 00:21:47,139
the ultimate hockey
experience to you, sir.
489
00:21:47,342 --> 00:21:49,344
Liam, do you remember my friend, Gary?
490
00:21:49,369 --> 00:21:51,928
Yeah. Uh... hey.
491
00:21:51,953 --> 00:21:53,912
Hey, kid. Your mom says you love hockey.
492
00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:56,331
Well, [CHUCKLES] so does this guy,
if you couldn't tell.
493
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:58,592
And since they canceled the season,
494
00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:01,838
I figured I would just
bring the season to us.
495
00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:04,912
So, one time it, Liam!
496
00:22:05,349 --> 00:22:08,912
Um... you know, I like watching hockey.
497
00:22:08,937 --> 00:22:10,990
Liam, he made this whole thing for you.
498
00:22:11,015 --> 00:22:12,725
Nope. Nope, nope, nope. It's okay.
499
00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:15,623
And you're right.
Playing hockey is stupid.
500
00:22:15,648 --> 00:22:16,997
But you know what's not stupid?
501
00:22:17,243 --> 00:22:18,748
Ice cream.
502
00:22:18,773 --> 00:22:22,217
There is an entire sundae bar waiting.
503
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:24,514
Um... g...
504
00:22:24,539 --> 00:22:26,972
You know, I'm not really hungry.
505
00:22:27,503 --> 00:22:30,279
Okay. Um, how about another game?
You like "Dungeons &..."
506
00:22:30,304 --> 00:22:31,608
"D&D"?
507
00:22:31,895 --> 00:22:33,303
You play "D&D"?
508
00:22:33,328 --> 00:22:35,490
Oh-ho-ho-ho. Yeah.
509
00:22:36,111 --> 00:22:37,460
I mean, I used to.
510
00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:39,240
Back in the... You know what?
511
00:22:39,265 --> 00:22:41,309
I think Danny still has his old books
512
00:22:41,334 --> 00:22:43,576
and... and things up in his room.
513
00:22:43,601 --> 00:22:45,764
- I can go get them.
- Okay.
514
00:22:45,789 --> 00:22:47,029
Can I use your bathroom?
515
00:22:47,054 --> 00:22:48,748
- You sure can.
- Thanks.
516
00:22:48,773 --> 00:22:52,014
When you get back,
I'm gonna blow your mythological mind.
517
00:22:54,275 --> 00:22:55,655
[WHISPERING] I think
it's going really well.
518
00:22:55,679 --> 00:22:57,365
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
519
00:23:00,551 --> 00:23:04,951
Listen, Eddie, before we get
started today, we need to talk.
520
00:23:04,976 --> 00:23:06,779
I haven't taken any pills today.
521
00:23:06,804 --> 00:23:08,884
I am just very worried...
522
00:23:09,133 --> 00:23:10,256
Wait, you haven't?
523
00:23:10,281 --> 00:23:11,693
Nope.
524
00:23:13,124 --> 00:23:16,171
Look, obviously, I was...
525
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:18,065
going down a road,
526
00:23:18,098 --> 00:23:19,443
but I stopped.
527
00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:21,537
I'm not gonna take any more.
528
00:23:23,780 --> 00:23:25,347
Wow.
529
00:23:25,372 --> 00:23:27,318
Okay. Um...
530
00:23:27,712 --> 00:23:29,490
I know that's really hard.
531
00:23:31,247 --> 00:23:32,701
I'm proud of you.
532
00:23:32,726 --> 00:23:34,115
Thanks.
533
00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:36,632
Just for the record,
534
00:23:36,657 --> 00:23:39,029
I'm not sure if I could have figured out
535
00:23:39,054 --> 00:23:41,525
how many cars were in that
parking lot even on a good day.
536
00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:43,117
[CHUCKLES]
537
00:23:49,614 --> 00:23:52,084
And here we go.
538
00:23:52,452 --> 00:23:53,772
Oh, thank you, Albert.
539
00:23:53,797 --> 00:23:55,277
No problem.
540
00:23:55,669 --> 00:23:57,943
It's really cool of Gina
to keep doing this,
541
00:23:57,968 --> 00:23:59,717
you know, with everything going on.
542
00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:01,920
- Oh, man. She's amazing.
- Yeah.
543
00:24:02,663 --> 00:24:05,678
Hey, look, I didn't want
to ask her this, but, um...
544
00:24:05,703 --> 00:24:09,092
do you have any sense of
what kind of runway we have?
545
00:24:09,117 --> 00:24:10,826
I mean, you know, we all want to stay,
546
00:24:10,851 --> 00:24:13,561
but she just seemed really worried.
547
00:24:13,648 --> 00:24:15,172
You know what?
548
00:24:15,356 --> 00:24:18,549
Guess it's gonna be up
to the virus, you know?
549
00:24:18,574 --> 00:24:19,791
Yeah.
550
00:24:19,816 --> 00:24:21,916
Hey, we're here to
the bitter end, right?
551
00:24:22,057 --> 00:24:24,133
- Go team.
- Go team.
552
00:24:24,158 --> 00:24:25,464
[CHUCKLES]
553
00:24:28,403 --> 00:24:31,014
Hey, Greg, I got your beet
and arugula salad
554
00:24:31,039 --> 00:24:32,664
- with extra goat cheese.
- I'll ring you up...
555
00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:33,705
What's all this?
556
00:24:33,730 --> 00:24:35,932
Oh, we're just making
sandwiches for kids in need.
557
00:24:36,257 --> 00:24:38,346
- Oh, that's cool.
- Mm-hmm.
558
00:24:38,371 --> 00:24:39,611
Ring me up for two.
559
00:24:39,636 --> 00:24:41,768
Uh... you sure?
560
00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:43,525
No, you're right.
561
00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:45,104
- Three.
- Wow.
562
00:24:45,129 --> 00:24:47,852
That's very kind of you.
563
00:24:47,877 --> 00:24:50,166
You know, actually,
Gina's gonna ring you up.
564
00:24:50,191 --> 00:24:51,831
Tyrell and I have to
go do a quick errand.
565
00:24:51,855 --> 00:24:53,814
- We do?
- You do?
566
00:24:54,057 --> 00:24:55,636
Yeah. And when you
pack those sandwiches,
567
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:57,408
do not forget the greens.
568
00:24:57,785 --> 00:24:59,307
Good seeing you, man.
569
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,619
Alrighty.
570
00:25:03,611 --> 00:25:05,322
Hey, have you seen this?
571
00:25:05,347 --> 00:25:07,386
MAGGIE: Oh, is it the video of
the German Shepherd telling us
572
00:25:07,410 --> 00:25:08,713
how to wear our masks correctly?
573
00:25:08,738 --> 00:25:11,213
'Cause I've seen it,
and I would like to see it again.
574
00:25:11,238 --> 00:25:12,932
Wait. What is this?
575
00:25:12,957 --> 00:25:15,666
These are the stats on your podcast.
576
00:25:15,691 --> 00:25:20,015
Your podcast that a thousand
people have listened to.
577
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,713
What?
578
00:25:21,738 --> 00:25:25,518
Wait, is this real,
or are you really good at Photoshop?
579
00:25:25,543 --> 00:25:26,869
Well, both those things can be true.
580
00:25:26,893 --> 00:25:28,721
No, it's real. It's real. Look.
581
00:25:28,746 --> 00:25:32,070
Your latest episode is
apparently very popular.
582
00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:34,175
Wow. Look at all these comments.
583
00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:38,963
People are saying that they came
here from a blog, "MakeMyDaisy."
584
00:25:38,988 --> 00:25:41,610
"I love hearing a psychologist
get so vulnerable
585
00:25:41,635 --> 00:25:42,897
about her real life."
586
00:25:42,922 --> 00:25:44,768
- Oh, well done, you.
- [CHUCKLES]
587
00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:47,229
"And the second half
was less like a podcast
588
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:50,082
and more like a conversation
I was eavesdropping on.
589
00:25:50,107 --> 00:25:52,502
And the British guy is a great add.
590
00:25:52,527 --> 00:25:54,485
I love their chemistry."
591
00:25:54,510 --> 00:25:56,166
Well, that's as nice as it is accurate,
592
00:25:56,191 --> 00:25:58,111
- but I was never on...
- Oh, no.
593
00:25:58,136 --> 00:26:00,736
- What?
- No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
594
00:26:00,761 --> 00:26:02,549
What, what, what, what,
what, what, what?
595
00:26:02,574 --> 00:26:07,463
Uh... I-I-I never pressed
stop when we were talking,
596
00:26:07,488 --> 00:26:09,034
and I must have uploaded
the entire thing.
597
00:26:09,058 --> 00:26:10,893
Um, what did we say?
598
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,658
What did we say?
599
00:26:12,683 --> 00:26:14,986
Uh... no. Nothing bad.
600
00:26:15,011 --> 00:26:19,322
No, j... just the stuff
about Gary proposing,
601
00:26:19,347 --> 00:26:21,885
and you rejecting him,
602
00:26:21,910 --> 00:26:25,087
and us wondering
why he still has the ring.
603
00:26:25,908 --> 00:26:28,439
And a thousand people have heard it?
604
00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:32,799
It's... It's more like 1,100 now.
605
00:26:33,673 --> 00:26:35,153
[INHALES SHARPLY]
606
00:26:41,491 --> 00:26:45,985
[CREEPY VOICE] As
you walk towards the cave,
607
00:26:46,010 --> 00:26:52,282
a giant frog-like humanoid
jumps out and attacks you!
608
00:26:52,307 --> 00:26:53,532
[CHUCKLES]
609
00:26:53,557 --> 00:26:56,259
Uh, so, I'm... I'm guessing I'm dead?
610
00:26:56,505 --> 00:26:59,884
Not... necessarily.
611
00:27:00,196 --> 00:27:05,611
You have one chance to
roll a dexterity save,
612
00:27:05,636 --> 00:27:07,626
young Prometheus.
613
00:27:07,651 --> 00:27:09,925
You know, um, I don't want to be saved.
614
00:27:09,950 --> 00:27:12,235
- Of course you do.
- No, it's okay, I don't.
615
00:27:12,260 --> 00:27:14,305
I think you do, though,
616
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,899
especially since the dungeon
master's dating your mom.
617
00:27:16,924 --> 00:27:18,454
He's gonna look out for you.
618
00:27:19,859 --> 00:27:22,166
I'm gonna go use the bathroom.
619
00:27:22,801 --> 00:27:25,509
[GRUNTS] You know where it is.
[CHUCKLES]
620
00:27:27,392 --> 00:27:29,109
- I thought I was killing it.
- No.
621
00:27:29,134 --> 00:27:31,657
I said "humanoid", the word "humanoid."
I've never said that.
622
00:27:31,682 --> 00:27:34,360
It just flew out of my mouth,
and not in a creepy way, you know?
623
00:27:34,385 --> 00:27:35,665
Like in the moment.
624
00:27:35,690 --> 00:27:39,087
I shouldn't have made the joke
about dating his mom, right?
625
00:27:39,112 --> 00:27:40,485
That's probably where I lost him.
626
00:27:40,510 --> 00:27:42,679
Well, we knew that this
was gonna be hard.
627
00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:44,834
- Divorce sucks.
- Yeah.
628
00:27:47,929 --> 00:27:49,646
Can we just go home?
629
00:27:49,671 --> 00:27:52,185
Okay. I'll grab my purse.
630
00:27:59,053 --> 00:28:00,252
I'm sorry.
631
00:28:00,277 --> 00:28:02,302
We'll try this another time.
632
00:28:02,594 --> 00:28:03,874
I'm sure he's gonna come around.
633
00:28:03,899 --> 00:28:05,662
I just... I don't know what happened.
634
00:28:05,687 --> 00:28:08,013
Hey. I think I do.
635
00:28:08,977 --> 00:28:11,146
Look, I swear,
I-I didn't know I was recording
636
00:28:11,171 --> 00:28:13,565
and I maybe might have
shared some stuff, uh,
637
00:28:13,590 --> 00:28:16,302
that I shouldn't have, about you and me
638
00:28:16,327 --> 00:28:17,841
and the night we broke up,
639
00:28:17,866 --> 00:28:21,771
uh, stuff that might bother
you if it was out there.
640
00:28:21,796 --> 00:28:24,320
Um, anyway, uh, call me.
641
00:28:25,438 --> 00:28:27,990
You know, honestly, I may be
making a bigger deal out of this
642
00:28:28,015 --> 00:28:29,663
than I need to,
and I don't know why my voice
643
00:28:29,687 --> 00:28:31,602
is going even higher
because that's not helping,
644
00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:33,975
so I'm just gonna end
this message. Uh, bye.
645
00:28:34,256 --> 00:28:35,605
Uh, this is Maggie, by the way.
646
00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:38,045
Wow. I wish I was recording that.
647
00:28:38,070 --> 00:28:39,898
That was podcast gold.
648
00:28:39,923 --> 00:28:41,621
How could I have let this happen?
649
00:28:41,646 --> 00:28:44,562
I never should have upgraded to
the more complicated equipment.
650
00:28:44,587 --> 00:28:47,225
Well, in their defense,
when they said one-touch uploading,
651
00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:48,513
they weren't kidding.
652
00:28:48,825 --> 00:28:50,530
I'm taking it down.
653
00:28:51,049 --> 00:28:53,756
Sorry, what? You're taking it down?
654
00:28:53,781 --> 00:28:54,811
It's the Internet.
655
00:28:54,836 --> 00:28:56,592
It doesn't matter if
you take it down now.
656
00:28:56,617 --> 00:29:00,474
Look. 1,246 people have
already downloaded it.
657
00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:05,130
No. I-I used his name and
I said so many personal things.
658
00:29:05,155 --> 00:29:06,302
Right.
659
00:29:07,357 --> 00:29:10,458
You were vulnerable and honest,
660
00:29:10,490 --> 00:29:13,841
and that is what so many
people are responding to.
661
00:29:13,932 --> 00:29:15,890
I know you didn't mean to upload it,
662
00:29:15,915 --> 00:29:17,830
but it seems like
exactly the kind of thing
663
00:29:17,855 --> 00:29:20,044
that you wanted your podcast to do.
664
00:29:20,410 --> 00:29:22,857
And what happened to not
listening to those voices
665
00:29:22,882 --> 00:29:25,536
in your head that tell you
to second-guess things, huh?
666
00:29:26,922 --> 00:29:30,029
Alright, look,
Gary might be my ex-boyfriend,
667
00:29:30,054 --> 00:29:32,529
but he's also someone
I really care about,
668
00:29:32,554 --> 00:29:36,474
and I-I-I can't hurt him.
669
00:29:37,750 --> 00:29:39,419
Maybe you're right.
670
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,786
God, you are so damn above board.
671
00:29:41,811 --> 00:29:43,769
You make me want to commit a felony.
672
00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:46,115
Which you could then accidentally record
673
00:29:46,147 --> 00:29:49,880
and upload for all
your 1,300 fans to hear.
674
00:29:50,187 --> 00:29:52,524
Fine. Take it down. But...
675
00:29:53,310 --> 00:29:55,704
I'm taking a screenshot first.
676
00:29:56,733 --> 00:29:58,195
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
677
00:29:59,111 --> 00:30:00,417
Great.
678
00:30:03,174 --> 00:30:04,672
- _
- [SIGHS]
679
00:30:04,721 --> 00:30:05,721
_
680
00:30:10,174 --> 00:30:12,032
[GARY SIGHS]
681
00:30:13,259 --> 00:30:14,259
Ready, Mom?
682
00:30:14,284 --> 00:30:17,122
Yeah. Gary just wanted
to say something first.
683
00:30:17,147 --> 00:30:21,767
That's right. I want to apologize
to you about "D&D."
684
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,647
Honestly, I-I don't think
685
00:30:23,672 --> 00:30:25,657
we should be sharing stuff right now.
686
00:30:25,682 --> 00:30:28,524
I'm pretty freaked out about the virus.
687
00:30:28,549 --> 00:30:29,626
You are?
688
00:30:29,651 --> 00:30:31,218
[CHUCKLES] Big time.
689
00:30:31,243 --> 00:30:34,149
Look, man, I know
I don't look like it, but, uh,
690
00:30:34,174 --> 00:30:37,696
probably one of the safest,
cleanest guys you can meet,
691
00:30:37,721 --> 00:30:39,697
and, you know, if you need to
wash your hands, that's cool.
692
00:30:39,721 --> 00:30:41,249
You don't need to hide it. I mean...
693
00:30:41,274 --> 00:30:43,587
I wash my hands like 30 times a day.
694
00:30:43,612 --> 00:30:45,618
He does. His hands are so dry.
695
00:30:45,643 --> 00:30:48,776
Look, there's a lot of
stuff going on in the world
696
00:30:48,801 --> 00:30:51,243
that's scary and out of control,
697
00:30:51,268 --> 00:30:54,329
and it's probably even harder
for you to deal with all of that
698
00:30:54,354 --> 00:30:57,376
on top of meeting your mom's
new, super cool boyfriend.
699
00:30:57,401 --> 00:30:58,978
I would just say boyfriend.
700
00:30:59,003 --> 00:31:00,392
- Ha!
- [LAUGHS]
701
00:31:00,417 --> 00:31:01,720
That's good. Well played.
702
00:31:01,745 --> 00:31:03,181
Sorry if I ruined the game.
703
00:31:03,206 --> 00:31:05,110
It's just... To be honest with you,
704
00:31:05,135 --> 00:31:06,883
I was afraid to even come over.
705
00:31:06,908 --> 00:31:08,837
It feels like everyone's getting sick.
706
00:31:08,862 --> 00:31:10,392
Liam, you didn't tell me that.
707
00:31:10,417 --> 00:31:12,768
You were so excited for me to meet Gary.
708
00:31:12,793 --> 00:31:14,969
Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.
709
00:31:15,395 --> 00:31:18,993
It's fine if you're my mom's boyfriend,
just so you know.
710
00:31:19,018 --> 00:31:20,438
Thank you. That...
711
00:31:20,681 --> 00:31:22,548
That means everything to me.
712
00:31:22,734 --> 00:31:24,938
How about that ice cream sundae?
713
00:31:25,334 --> 00:31:27,206
Or...
714
00:31:27,613 --> 00:31:30,095
would you rather have
an individually wrapped
715
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,571
ice cream bar?
716
00:31:31,596 --> 00:31:33,822
Now you're speaking my language.
717
00:31:33,847 --> 00:31:35,555
Follow me.
718
00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:37,397
[DOOR CLOSES]
719
00:31:37,422 --> 00:31:39,196
What's going on in here?
720
00:31:39,221 --> 00:31:42,829
I'm making my famous lemonade
that I've never made before.
721
00:31:42,854 --> 00:31:44,470
[CHUCKLES]
722
00:31:44,495 --> 00:31:46,860
It's to thank Dakota for
helping me yesterday.
723
00:31:46,885 --> 00:31:48,618
Oh, that's really nice of you, T.
724
00:31:48,643 --> 00:31:50,666
Can I help you with the cutting?
725
00:31:50,813 --> 00:31:51,852
- Okay.
- Yeah?
726
00:31:51,877 --> 00:31:53,829
You do that, and I'll grab
727
00:31:53,854 --> 00:31:56,485
the glasses with the lemons on them.
728
00:31:56,510 --> 00:31:58,157
[WATER RUNNING]
729
00:31:58,182 --> 00:31:59,728
Try to get it.
730
00:32:00,944 --> 00:32:02,524
- Oh, no!
- [PILLS CLATTERING]
731
00:32:02,549 --> 00:32:04,962
- Dad's pills!
- Oh, it's okay. It's okay.
732
00:32:04,987 --> 00:32:06,258
It's all good.
733
00:32:17,422 --> 00:32:18,988
Look what I found.
734
00:32:19,196 --> 00:32:21,618
Um, these were on the lower shelf.
735
00:32:21,643 --> 00:32:23,123
These are the last two.
736
00:32:31,041 --> 00:32:33,501
- Alright, let's hear that one back.
- [DOOR CLOSES]
737
00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:36,860
What is this?
738
00:32:38,368 --> 00:32:42,820
Why are there aspirin in
your oxycodone, Eddie?
739
00:32:43,815 --> 00:32:48,515
Tell me what is going on right now.
740
00:32:51,380 --> 00:32:52,554
[SIGHS]
741
00:32:52,579 --> 00:32:54,211
I-I took them.
742
00:32:55,741 --> 00:32:57,140
Um...
743
00:32:57,316 --> 00:32:59,187
I knew Eddie wasn't using them,
744
00:32:59,212 --> 00:33:00,797
so a couple of days ago,
745
00:33:00,822 --> 00:33:04,859
I snuck into the house and I
swapped the pills for aspirin.
746
00:33:06,087 --> 00:33:08,258
I didn't think anyone would notice.
747
00:33:08,514 --> 00:33:10,473
Unbelievable.
748
00:33:11,050 --> 00:33:13,531
My husband gives you a second chance,
749
00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:18,226
and you steal his medication
so you can get high?
750
00:33:20,288 --> 00:33:21,820
I'm sorry.
751
00:33:22,238 --> 00:33:25,008
You're only saying sorry
because you got caught.
752
00:33:25,033 --> 00:33:27,000
Well, it's too late for that.
753
00:33:27,025 --> 00:33:28,157
Right?
754
00:33:33,985 --> 00:33:35,961
I can't believe this.
755
00:33:36,551 --> 00:33:39,022
I trusted you. I vouched for you.
756
00:33:40,410 --> 00:33:41,469
THEO: [BRITISH ACCENT] Alright.
757
00:33:41,493 --> 00:33:44,140
Good sir has arrived with the lemonade.
758
00:33:44,165 --> 00:33:46,656
Uh, T, let's, uh...
Let's go in the house, okay?
759
00:33:46,681 --> 00:33:48,867
- But I...
- Now. Yeah.
760
00:33:51,608 --> 00:33:53,320
I want her out of here.
761
00:34:00,610 --> 00:34:02,124
Thank you.
762
00:34:03,248 --> 00:34:05,109
I just...
763
00:34:06,018 --> 00:34:07,933
I couldn't, you know?
764
00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:09,820
Dakota.
765
00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:13,031
I'm sorry.
766
00:34:18,140 --> 00:34:19,750
I hope it was worth it.
767
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,320
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
768
00:34:34,394 --> 00:34:36,617
Was that Gary? Did he call?
769
00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:40,031
No. It's a voicemail.
It's my doctor's office.
770
00:34:40,056 --> 00:34:42,798
They can get me in for
my screening next week.
771
00:34:43,255 --> 00:34:45,429
Are you still looking at the comments?
772
00:34:45,454 --> 00:34:47,922
We get it. America loves you.
773
00:34:48,373 --> 00:34:50,898
Actually, I was booking my flight home.
774
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,687
Oh.
775
00:34:54,193 --> 00:34:58,015
Well, I mean, I came in for the...
and now you're not.
776
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,015
- So I figured you'd want me to...
- Yeah. Yeah.
777
00:35:02,297 --> 00:35:05,804
Well, uh... Well, maybe you could stay
778
00:35:05,829 --> 00:35:09,790
until after my screening,
and we could go back together.
779
00:35:11,113 --> 00:35:14,602
Mm. Well, this means
I'm gonna have to do laundry.
780
00:35:14,627 --> 00:35:16,899
Which works perfectly, because earlier,
781
00:35:16,924 --> 00:35:19,477
I found a stash of Gary's quarters.
782
00:35:20,809 --> 00:35:22,540
You gotta stop.
783
00:35:22,565 --> 00:35:24,110
It's okay.
784
00:35:24,517 --> 00:35:26,477
America loves me.
785
00:35:27,414 --> 00:35:28,774
[CHUCKLES]
786
00:35:31,476 --> 00:35:32,826
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
787
00:35:34,011 --> 00:35:35,125
Hey.
788
00:35:35,150 --> 00:35:37,563
Hey. Have a seat.
789
00:35:38,420 --> 00:35:40,626
Is, uh...
790
00:35:40,651 --> 00:35:42,579
Is everything okay?
791
00:35:44,010 --> 00:35:45,720
Uh...
792
00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:48,165
you and I have known each other
793
00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:50,759
for more than half my life.
794
00:35:51,259 --> 00:35:53,095
And...
795
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,633
And you know how much
I care about you, but...
796
00:35:55,658 --> 00:35:58,196
Babe, you gotta see this.
797
00:35:58,221 --> 00:35:59,415
Rome, I'm in the middle of...
798
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,626
No, no, you're really gonna
wanna see this.
799
00:36:03,334 --> 00:36:05,119
- Is that Shanice?
- You know it.
800
00:36:05,144 --> 00:36:06,450
SHANICE: Now, more than ever,
801
00:36:06,475 --> 00:36:08,915
we need to be staying at home, safe.
802
00:36:08,940 --> 00:36:10,556
But that does not mean you can't order
803
00:36:10,581 --> 00:36:12,477
from your favorite restaurant.
804
00:36:12,502 --> 00:36:14,040
Support local establishments,
805
00:36:14,065 --> 00:36:17,423
like my personal favorite, Someday,
806
00:36:17,448 --> 00:36:20,587
located in the great city of Boston.
807
00:36:20,612 --> 00:36:22,696
Look, if you order a meal,
808
00:36:22,721 --> 00:36:25,626
they will give a second
meal to a child in need.
809
00:36:25,651 --> 00:36:27,682
- So, click the link in my bio...
- [CHUCKLING] Yeah.
810
00:36:27,706 --> 00:36:29,759
And let me just tell you,
811
00:36:29,784 --> 00:36:31,931
the truffle mac...
812
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:35,524
You're welcome. [CHUCKLES]
813
00:36:35,782 --> 00:36:37,993
- [LAUGHTER]
- Oh, my God.
814
00:36:38,018 --> 00:36:39,954
How... How'd you get her to do this?
815
00:36:39,979 --> 00:36:42,198
Uh, it was sort of a team effort.
816
00:36:42,511 --> 00:36:44,884
You should have seen Tyrell
giving Shanice direction.
817
00:36:44,909 --> 00:36:47,085
He made her do like four
takes on that last line.
818
00:36:47,110 --> 00:36:49,438
Well, she wanted to rewrite everything.
819
00:36:50,225 --> 00:36:52,087
Listen, I really hate to interrupt
820
00:36:52,112 --> 00:36:53,839
whatever break you guys
are taking right now,
821
00:36:53,863 --> 00:36:55,915
but the orders are flying in
822
00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:57,766
and the phones are ringing off the hook.
823
00:36:57,791 --> 00:36:59,540
[TELEPHONE RINGING IN BACKGROUND]
824
00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:01,712
- Albert?
- On it, Chef.
825
00:37:06,275 --> 00:37:07,337
Alright.
826
00:37:07,362 --> 00:37:10,464
So, that stuff you were
gonna say a minute ago?
827
00:37:10,489 --> 00:37:12,708
All I wanted to say was thank you.
828
00:37:12,733 --> 00:37:14,300
[RINGING CONTINUES]
829
00:37:16,098 --> 00:37:17,876
Someday. This is Albert.
830
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,581
Hey. Yeah, I know.
That was really cool, right?
831
00:37:21,734 --> 00:37:23,649
Okay, what can I get for you?
832
00:37:24,252 --> 00:37:26,527
Oh, yeah, right.
That's Shanice's favorite.
833
00:37:27,646 --> 00:37:31,305
Uh, that was fun, but I should
probably start heading home.
834
00:37:31,330 --> 00:37:33,811
Oh, right. Yeah. Your mother
must be wondering where you are.
835
00:37:34,042 --> 00:37:35,652
Any update on her job search?
836
00:37:35,677 --> 00:37:37,649
Nothing yet.
837
00:37:37,674 --> 00:37:40,764
It's pretty bleak out there.
838
00:37:40,789 --> 00:37:43,196
Huh. I thought she was an EMT.
839
00:37:43,221 --> 00:37:45,415
Seems like Covid would have
her busy as ever right now.
840
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,743
Yeah, totally. It's just...
She's... she's been sick, so...
841
00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:50,321
Really? I-Is it...
842
00:37:50,346 --> 00:37:51,564
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
843
00:37:51,589 --> 00:37:54,124
She just, uh...
She just sprained her ankle.
844
00:37:54,149 --> 00:37:55,344
Oh.
845
00:37:55,369 --> 00:37:57,618
Yeah. Just... Just ankle.
846
00:37:58,968 --> 00:38:00,100
Is she okay?
847
00:38:00,125 --> 00:38:03,985
She's doing a lot better, actually.
848
00:38:04,010 --> 00:38:06,368
Thanks for asking. She just has to...
849
00:38:06,393 --> 00:38:08,204
keep her weight off of it, you know?
850
00:38:08,229 --> 00:38:10,883
But, uh, I'll see you tomorrow, right?
851
00:38:11,570 --> 00:38:13,224
Good work today.
852
00:38:13,657 --> 00:38:15,093
[DOOR CLOSES]
853
00:38:16,146 --> 00:38:19,008
I will. I love you, too, sweetie.
854
00:38:20,093 --> 00:38:22,180
Prometheus wanted me to tell you
855
00:38:22,205 --> 00:38:25,034
not to forget to wash
between your fingers.
856
00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:26,362
[CHUCKLES]
857
00:38:26,467 --> 00:38:27,672
Oh.
858
00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:30,661
I don't want you to
take this the wrong way,
859
00:38:30,686 --> 00:38:33,472
but, uh, I'm in love with your son.
860
00:38:33,497 --> 00:38:35,195
[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
861
00:38:35,368 --> 00:38:37,327
You guys have a lot in common.
862
00:38:37,352 --> 00:38:40,391
You seemed pretty clued in
on what was bothering him.
863
00:38:43,118 --> 00:38:48,341
I guess I, uh,
can relate to some of the, uh...
864
00:38:48,634 --> 00:38:51,329
OCD-type tendencies.
865
00:38:52,435 --> 00:38:55,409
Sometimes, when things
get too out of control,
866
00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:57,349
I like to focus on the small things.
867
00:38:57,409 --> 00:38:59,230
Like cleaning.
868
00:38:59,896 --> 00:39:02,253
You probably haven't noticed.
I'm very subtle about it.
869
00:39:02,278 --> 00:39:04,128
Oh. Very.
870
00:39:04,153 --> 00:39:05,597
Ah.
871
00:39:06,861 --> 00:39:11,019
And then there's the, uh, lucky hat.
872
00:39:11,044 --> 00:39:12,449
Mm-hmm.
873
00:39:12,849 --> 00:39:15,591
Jon gave it to me when I started chemo.
874
00:39:15,713 --> 00:39:18,635
I wore it to every test,
every screening.
875
00:39:18,956 --> 00:39:20,472
Mm-hmm.
876
00:39:20,497 --> 00:39:23,064
Sometimes, I think I give it
more credit for my recovery
877
00:39:23,089 --> 00:39:24,816
than the doctors.
878
00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:27,144
[CHUCKLES]
879
00:39:28,098 --> 00:39:30,840
That's not something I admit very often.
880
00:39:34,226 --> 00:39:35,941
Um...
881
00:39:39,583 --> 00:39:41,672
Um, I...
882
00:39:45,031 --> 00:39:47,816
I have something I want
to admit to you, too.
883
00:39:49,336 --> 00:39:51,470
You've been so open with me,
884
00:39:51,495 --> 00:39:53,112
I want to tell you the real reason
885
00:39:53,137 --> 00:39:56,488
why I've been having those nightmares.
886
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,277
I wanted to tell you.
I just... I didn't...
887
00:40:01,187 --> 00:40:02,885
I didn't know how, and the reason why
888
00:40:02,910 --> 00:40:05,304
I can't tell you is because...
889
00:40:07,725 --> 00:40:10,050
of what happened when I was...
890
00:40:10,714 --> 00:40:12,557
when I was in Iraq.
891
00:40:15,009 --> 00:40:17,503
Okay, um, we...
892
00:40:18,297 --> 00:40:19,646
we were clearing an old hospital
893
00:40:19,671 --> 00:40:22,550
that had been taken
over by enemy snipers.
894
00:40:25,208 --> 00:40:27,604
And the place seemed deserted, but I...
895
00:40:29,168 --> 00:40:31,815
I knew better than to trust that.
896
00:40:33,435 --> 00:40:35,350
Then I heard a gunshot.
897
00:40:37,011 --> 00:40:39,168
[VOICE BREAKING] And I whipped
around as fast as I could
898
00:40:39,192 --> 00:40:40,323
and I fired back.
899
00:40:40,348 --> 00:40:42,872
[MUFFLED GUNSHOT]
900
00:40:43,414 --> 00:40:47,839
You only get a split second
to make a decision like that.
901
00:40:48,994 --> 00:40:51,690
The sound that I heard...
it was not... it wasn't a gunshot.
902
00:40:51,715 --> 00:40:54,761
It was... It was... [CRYING]
903
00:40:55,868 --> 00:40:57,698
He was just a...
904
00:40:58,087 --> 00:40:59,815
He was just a kid.
905
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,167
He was barely older than Liam.
906
00:41:03,427 --> 00:41:05,432
He s-shouldn't have been there.
907
00:41:05,457 --> 00:41:07,300
He was at the wrong
place at the wrong time,
908
00:41:07,325 --> 00:41:08,935
but it doesn't change the fact
909
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,190
that now there's a mother
out there right now
910
00:41:11,215 --> 00:41:14,136
who doesn't have her son because of me.
911
00:41:14,161 --> 00:41:17,181
- [SOBBING]
- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
912
00:41:17,206 --> 00:41:18,675
Shh, shh, shh.
913
00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:21,224
[SOBBING]
914
00:41:23,258 --> 00:41:26,276
Shh. I got you. You're okay.
915
00:41:26,740 --> 00:41:30,292
NA MEMBER: The minute I decided
to shoot up again,
916
00:41:30,317 --> 00:41:32,854
I knew that I was gonna lose everything.
917
00:41:32,879 --> 00:41:38,440
My wife, my kids, my job.
918
00:41:39,146 --> 00:41:41,017
But that didn't stop me.
919
00:41:41,042 --> 00:41:43,417
And... And I was right. I, uh...
920
00:41:43,713 --> 00:41:47,831
Margot won't even let
me see the kids anymore.
921
00:41:48,599 --> 00:41:50,956
Thank you for sharing that, Todd.
922
00:41:50,981 --> 00:41:52,745
I know it's been tough.
923
00:41:52,770 --> 00:41:54,784
We always take the last
few minutes of our meeting
924
00:41:54,809 --> 00:41:56,724
to allow new people to
introduce themselves.
925
00:41:56,749 --> 00:41:59,042
Does anyone else want to share tonight?
926
00:42:01,124 --> 00:42:02,737
Anyone?
927
00:42:03,417 --> 00:42:05,339
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
928
00:42:15,927 --> 00:42:18,927
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