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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,900 Janni, Jimmy, get in here now! 2 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:15,100 I'm so tired of all the fighting. You have no idea! 3 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,700 - He hit me first. - He hit me first. 4 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,700 - Liar! - I don't care who started it. 5 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,000 It has to stop. I need you two to get along. 6 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:34,100 You understand that one day 7 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:36,800 you will inherit my empire, yes? 8 00:01:37,300 --> 00:01:40,300 - What's an empire? - Shut up. 9 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:45,400 This will remind you that you are two halves of one. 10 00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:51,700 Together, you are more powerful than apart, yes? 11 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:54,500 What does this mean? 12 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:58,800 One day, you will find out. 13 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Hey, señor! 14 00:03:18,300 --> 00:03:20,800 - Freeze! - Hi, honey. 15 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:27,400 I just vacuumed this rug, okay? I got it all even. 16 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:30,500 Take your shoes off, please. You know the rule. 17 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,700 Now, please, try not to scare Blanche. 18 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,600 Don't clunk! You're scaring her! 18 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:42,500 Look, you scared Blanche now, Jill. Jill! 19 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,700 Be done here in just a minute. Hey, don't go in there! 20 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,500 There's a surprise in there! Don't look. 21 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,500 Okay. 21 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,500 Ta-da! 22 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,200 Finished it up today. 23 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:57,700 It's all our favorite hit men. All our favorite hits. 24 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:02,400 Now, I don't think you ever met Tony, the tooth. Capped him in Chicago. 25 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:06,000 I was even able to get the little hole in his head where I whacked him with a 9-iron. 26 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:09,500 Santo "Three Fingers". Remember the rat that wouldn't shut up? 27 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,700 And, of course, Frankie Figs. 28 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,400 Who could forget Frankie Figs? 29 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:16,800 "Oh, wow, Jimmy, you shot me. " 30 00:04:17,900 --> 00:04:20,200 - Poor Frankie. - Jimmy! 31 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,000 - What? - We need to talk. 32 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:24,100 I mean, I... 33 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:28,400 I just wanted everything to be, you know, perfect for when the baby came. That's all. 34 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,900 That's what we need to talk about. 35 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:33,200 So, how did the hit go? 36 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:34,500 - Good. - Really? 37 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,800 - So, you let him get away. - No! 38 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,400 - Then he's dead? - Yeah. 39 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:42,500 - Then what is your problem? - I didn't kill him. 40 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,700 - But he is dead. - Look, at first, everything went as smooth as silk. 41 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:49,400 I did everything you said. I had the taxi, I had the flowers. 42 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,700 Nobody even notices me. I'm telling you, I could've been invisible. 43 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:55,600 Did you have a problem getting in the room, what? 44 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:59,700 Oh, honey, I finally used my lock-pick set! 45 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:03,100 Like this, I was in there and I'm waiting and I'm tottaly poised. 46 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:07,200 I'm cool as a cucumber. All of a sudden, the frigging guy's phone rings. 47 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:09,500 Jill, you flinched. 48 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:11,500 - And I whip my gun around... - You flinched! 49 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,900 ...and I knock over his bowl of tomato sauce. 50 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:17,100 You must stay focused when you are killing another person! 51 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:19,300 Then I've got this whole big mess to contend with. 52 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:21,800 And the more I try to clean up the floor, the worse it gets. 53 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,800 Tomato sauce is a really tough stain to get out. You need a good grease cutter for that. 54 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,700 Then finally, I hear the guy's key in the lock. 55 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:34,200 Now, let me guess. Your shotgun's out of reach. 56 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,500 So, now I got to think fast. So, I go for my gun, 57 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:40,500 he slides across the floor and, well... 58 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:43,600 I would get into detail, but let's just say... 59 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,700 he left the building. 60 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:53,200 I don't know, I gotta say, if the guy's dead, we gotta put this in the win column. 61 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:56,600 It was the same exact thing with the Spiegelman hit. He fell down an elevator shaft. 62 00:05:56,700 --> 00:05:59,900 Yeah, but, honey, you were running right behind him just before he fell down the shaft. 63 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,200 But I just wanna shoot someone! 64 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,600 All right, now. All right, now, baby. 65 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:19,200 Murdering another human being can be a very moving experience. 66 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:21,100 Listen... 67 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:23,000 I got an idea. 68 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:25,800 What do you say we go and kill somebody tonight, just the two of us? 69 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,300 We'll go out, we'll find some drunk tourist, 69 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,800 we'll take him out on the beach and put three in the back of his coconut. 70 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:34,000 - Wow! - What's your favorite gun? 71 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,700 - A. 45. - Great. 72 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:39,000 We'll make a big mess. How does that sound, baby doll? 73 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:42,300 My roast. 74 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,400 - This isn't working. - Oven's working just fine, Jill. 75 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:52,100 No, this, this, Jimmy. 76 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:54,800 I thought I married a contract killer, not Martha Stewart. 77 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,700 Hey, I am in disguise, okay? 78 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:59,000 Yeah, well, your disguise is dumb. 79 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:00,600 I mean, look at yourself. 80 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,700 And anyway, what the hell are you doing in disguise? 80 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,200 Everyone in their mind thinks you're dead. 81 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,200 Well, you never can tell, can you? 82 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:08,500 Now, you are gonna sit and enjoy this meal. 83 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:11,300 I got this recipe from Mrs. Sanchez next door, okay? 84 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:13,200 This is a cilantro reduction. 84 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,900 Hey, watch your fingerprints! 85 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 I spent the whole morning scrubbing this kitchen down. 85 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:18,900 See? There is definitely something wrong with you. 86 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,100 Hey, hey, there is nothing wrong with me, okay? 86 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:22,800 There is nothing wrong with me. 87 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,100 Every man that has an ongoing sexual relationship 88 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:27,900 experiences certain peaks and valleys 88 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,500 within his male libido from time to time. 89 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,300 Last time we saw anything resembling a peak 89 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,400 was almost a year ago, Mr. Jimmy "the tulip" Tudeski. 90 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:38,900 We're in a valley. We're below sea level. We're under the water. 91 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,800 The tulip has... 92 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:44,000 Jimmy "the tulip" is alive and well, okay? 93 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,500 I'm not so sure about that. I saw a doctor when I was in L. A. 94 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,500 This is a cilantro reduction. 95 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:51,300 You marinate the meat in tequila for 2 and a half hours. 96 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:53,500 - The meat just melts into-- - Are you listening to what I'm saying? 97 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:54,900 He said it wasn't me. 98 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:58,700 Jill, please just come eat. I have been cooking all day. 99 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,700 Jimmy! 100 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:03,700 You might be shooting blanks. 101 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,800 This is not a dumb disguise. Now, come eat. 102 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,400 Think fast! 103 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,500 - Strabonitz! - Papa. 104 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:50,500 This is the best birthday present I could ever have. 105 00:08:50,700 --> 00:08:54,000 Come here, my big boy, giant in the family. 106 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:58,000 - It's a beautiful day, no? - Yes! 107 00:08:58,600 --> 00:08:59,800 No? 108 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,300 No. 109 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:02,800 "No" meaning "yes". 110 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,400 "No" meaning "yes". 111 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,700 - Get in the car, I'm starving! - All right. 112 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:14,000 If I don't eat soon, I'll pass out. 113 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:41,000 Hello, birdie. Tweet, tweet, my friend. Tweet, tweet. 114 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:48,000 - Oh, babe, you look hot. - Oz, knock it off. 115 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:53,400 Just checking out the gyroscopic swivel pan mechanism. 115 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,800 You know, the new one. 116 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:57,200 You checked it three times already this morning. 116 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:58,700 Nobody is coming, Oz. 117 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:01,700 - Knock it off. - Okay. 118 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:33,500 I got it, honey! 119 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,700 - Who sent you? - Buttercup Scouts of America. 120 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,500 Bullshit! What troop are you with? 121 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,600 - What? - You heard me. 122 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:48,000 What's your den mother's name? 123 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,400 Carol? 124 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:56,000 Jesus, Oz, what the hell are you doing? 125 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,600 She's a Buttercup Scout. 125 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,600 I'm not buying this Buttercup Scout routine. 126 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:02,300 And besides, I think there's something in her hand. 127 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:05,500 Cookies. Minty Thins. 128 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,900 This is Ellen Wasserstrom's daughter. 129 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,600 I told her mother I'd buy cookies from her. 130 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:17,600 Putz! 131 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,300 - I heard that! - Jag-off. 132 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,800 - Well, that was a close call, huh? - Mm-hm. 133 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:29,400 Minty Thins are bad for your teeth anyway. They cause gum recession, staining... 134 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:32,800 - You've really got to stop this now, Oz. - I know. 135 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,600 Nobody is coming to get us. They can't come and get us... 135 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,600 -... because they're all dead. - They're all dead. 136 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,000 - Or in jail. - Right. 137 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,600 I swear to God, Oz, if you look at that monitor one more time... 138 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,300 I'll be taking cold showers for the rest of my life? 139 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,400 For starters. 140 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,900 You look very nice in that robe. 141 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:18,400 This will make you very happy, I think. 142 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,000 You think, huh? 143 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,400 Well, for starters, I hate the color. 144 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:24,800 So! 144 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,500 You are the two that tried to muscle in on my businesses 144 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,000 while I was gone. 145 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,400 No! 145 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:34,000 Tell everyone that Lazlo Gogolak 146 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,900 is back in town. 147 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,500 How are they gonna tell anyone when they're dead? 148 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,000 What? 149 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,400 Come here. I love you, boy. 150 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:58,900 Don't correct me. As a rule. 151 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:03,600 - What is that? Give it to me. - Here, boss. 152 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,700 Oh, another surprise. 153 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:11,700 That was fun. 154 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,000 Oseransky. 155 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:21,400 - It's me. - Oh, hey, Jill, how are you? 156 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,900 How's your new dental assistant? 156 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,200 Well, she's not trying to kill me, 156 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,000 so I put that in the win column. 157 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:28,200 - As long as you never forget the fun we had. - Uh-huh. 158 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,400 Hey, listen. Can I ask you something? 158 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,500 Sure, anything. 159 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,600 Do you think that Jimmy and Cynthia talk? 160 00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:35,700 What do you mean talk? Like you and I talk? 161 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,500 No, like, I mean, "talk" talk. 162 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,500 I don't understand. Why would Jimmy and Cynthia be "talk" talking? 163 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:44,400 No, no, no! Cynthia would tell me. She tells me everything. 164 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,700 - Why would you ask that? - He's acting like a fruitcake. 165 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:48,000 What do you mean, he's killing people again? 166 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:50,400 I wish. No, he's up to something. 166 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:53,200 He's acting like he's out of his mind, but I don't believe it for a second. 167 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,800 Oh, jeez! A homicidal maniac acting totally crazy. What a surprise. 168 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,200 - Jill! - I gotta go. I gotta go. I'll talk to you later. 169 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,300 Yeah? 170 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:19,500 - So, that's the one we're after, huh? - Yes. 171 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:23,700 Cost me 10,000 to get, you know, the dental work. 172 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:26,800 - To find out if it's him. - Did you save receipts? 173 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,300 - No. What receipts? - I'm kidding. 174 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:33,400 Nobody saves receipts anymore. Don't worry. That's why it's funny. 175 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:38,000 It's funny. All right, so you go in and you grab him. 176 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:40,200 - Yes. - You go in... 177 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,000 And I... 178 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,500 And grab him. 179 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:46,300 - What do you do? - I go in and I grab him. 180 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,200 Piece of pie. 181 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,400 - No, it's "cake". - What did I say? 182 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,300 - Pie. - And you said? 183 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:56,000 - Cake. No, it's pie. - Piece of pie. 184 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,000 Cake. 185 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:09,000 Mr. White, how's that implant treating you? 186 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,800 Okay. 187 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:17,800 So, how are you? How're you doing? You're looking top-notch. Very stellar. 188 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:20,200 That's a nice sweater. Is it a burnt orange or... 189 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:23,500 Hey, Dr. Oseransky, your wife's on line 1. 190 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,300 - Is she upset? - You know what? 191 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,200 I can't tell whether she's laughing or crying. 192 00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:30,000 I think she might be laughing. 193 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,700 - Okay, well, put her through, okay, Julie? - Okay. 194 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:36,400 Here we go, Mr. White. A little nitrous for you. 195 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,700 Now, don't take this off until I tell you. 196 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:40,600 You may enjoy that. 197 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,800 - Hi, honey, what's up? - Got some news. 198 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,500 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. We're pregnant. 199 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,000 What?! 199 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,100 We're pregnant! 200 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,100 What? When? 201 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,000 Probably when you were on top of me. 201 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,100 Or when you were on top of me. 202 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,300 - Doctor. - Mrs. Himelfarb. 203 00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:00,400 - Don't forget to floss. - God, Oz, I love you so much! 204 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,800 Oh, I love you too. So, you're not angry? 205 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,300 About me being pregnant? 206 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:07,100 No, about me almost shooting a Buttercap Scout this morning. 207 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,800 Mrs. Havacamp. 208 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,900 - Forget that about that. I wanna see you. - Oh, I wanna see you too. 209 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:16,600 I gotta go. So, I'll meet you at your favorite place. Okay, I love you. 210 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,300 Mr. White. 211 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,200 I'm so sorry. 212 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,900 I'm gonna bring somebody in to do that for me, okay? 213 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,900 He's not breathing or moving, okay? 213 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,500 So, call whoever deals with that. I'm going to lunch with Cynthia. 214 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,800 911! 911 deals with that. 215 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,200 Call 91... Hold on, please. 216 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:52,300 Why do I have a bad feeling about this? 217 00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:03,000 This can't be good. 218 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,900 - It really is perfect now, isn't it? - Yes. 219 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:08,000 - There's so much planning to do. - I know. 220 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,900 So many things to buy. 221 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:11,800 We gotta get a crib, clothes. 222 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,300 We have to redecorate the guest bedroom. 222 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,100 I'll finally get around to building that moat. 223 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,600 - What? - Oh, no, no worries. 224 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,500 I've already checked with zoning and city council. 225 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,000 Are you kidding? 225 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,000 We're not building a fricking moat in our yard. 226 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,300 No, no, no. This will go all around the perimeter. 227 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:29,300 - Oz, no. Don't ruin this moment. - I am not... 228 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,700 We're having a baby. I mean not right now in the restaurant. 229 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,500 I mean, we're fighting right now, but then we're gonna have a baby. 230 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,400 - Honey, I'm just trying to-- - Drive me insane. 231 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:45,300 Look, I don't wanna raise a child in an environment of complete and total fear. 232 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:48,900 Fear? Who's talking about fear? We're talking about a moat. 233 00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:52,400 Just think of it as a little, round swimming pool. 234 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,500 - You're afraid of everything, Oz. - That is so not true. 235 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,500 - Hola. - Hey. 235 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,300 - Thinking about me? - Off and on. Yeah. 236 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,900 - See the paper? - Mm-hm. 236 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,100 - Well? - Well, I'm a little nervous about this. 237 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,500 There's nothing to be nervous about, Cynthia. 238 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:22,600 - What, is he driving you nuts again? - Yes. 239 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,700 Sounds like you could use a break. A little... 240 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,600 - Cahooting? - I seem to remember... 241 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,900 ...you were always good at cahooting, Cynthia. 242 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,200 Cynthia, I remember a time when your middle name was danger. 243 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:35,900 Oh, Jimmy! 244 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,300 - Cynthia. - I hate lying to Oz like this. 245 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,300 Oz can't know anything about this, Cynthia. Are we clear? 246 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,700 Yeah, we're clear. Does Jill suspect anything? 247 00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:47,200 - Jill thinks I'm losing my mind. - She's probably right. 248 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,800 - You still got the numbers, right? - Of course. 249 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,100 - God! - What? 250 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,000 You still sound so sexy on the phone. 251 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,800 - Listen, one more thing. - Yeah? 252 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,900 What are you wearing? 253 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,000 It's not important. 254 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,900 All right, I gotta go. 255 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000 - Game time. - Good luck. 256 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,000 You're on. 257 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,300 Honey, I'm sorry. 258 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,700 Honey, I'm sorry. 259 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,700 Honey, I'm so sorry. 260 00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:41,700 It's the idiot from under the table. 261 00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,000 Honey? 262 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,000 Honey! 263 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:51,100 She not here. 264 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:53,000 Oh, my God! 265 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,000 Mr. White, what are you doing here? 266 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,300 Look, if this is about the amount of nitrous oxide I gave you... 267 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,400 - Dentist, sit down. - ...I'm sorry! 268 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,500 Where is my wife? 269 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,500 Your wife... 270 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,200 - ...is in a safe... - My wife's in a safe? 271 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,200 - ...place! Safe place! 272 00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:23,900 Let me finish a sentence. I talk, you talk, I talk. 273 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,700 That's how we should have a conversation, yes? 273 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,100 - Okay, yes, good. Whatever you say. - Now... 274 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:33,200 How safe and for how long is entirely up to you. 275 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,800 Would it be out of line if I asked at this juncture... 276 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:41,000 who you are and what you're doing in my home? 277 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,900 I'm... 278 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:59,400 flabbergasted. 279 00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:03,000 - I'm sorry. - Chagrined. 280 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:09,600 That you don't see the similarity in the facial structure. 281 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,900 And you guys just basically understand all of this? 281 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,100 Do you remember Janni Gogolak? 282 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,400 Do you or don't you? 283 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,400 - Do I or don't I what? - Remember Janni! 284 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:33,000 - Yes, I remember Janni. - Janni... 285 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,300 ...was my son. 286 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:42,100 Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, I know what you're thinking. 287 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,000 - Yes, you do. - Well, I think I do. 288 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,400 You're like the Amazing Kreskin. 289 00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:49,300 Well, you know all this, where it's going? 290 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,900 No. No, no, no, no. I just think... 291 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,600 I just think that you think that I killed your son. And I did not kill your son. 292 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,800 - Jimmy Tudeski killed your son. - You know, I collect these. 293 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,100 - Really? - Nope. 294 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,900 - Where's Jimmy? - Jimmy's dead. 295 00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:12,500 - Jimmy's dead! They're both dead! - And I'm bored! 296 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:16,000 Strabo, put one in his head. Maybe that will help him remember. 297 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,200 - Papa... - No, no, no. If Strabo puts one in my head... 298 00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:19,800 - ...how am I gonna remember anything? - Shut up! 299 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,600 - I'll try that then. - Where's Jimmy? I know he's alive! 300 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,000 Mr. Gogolak, I don't know where Jimmy is. 300 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,500 Please, as far as I know, he's dead. 301 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,800 - Strabo. - Strabo! 301 00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:30,100 Don't, Mr. White. Strabo! 302 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,100 Enough! Enough! 303 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:41,800 Are you kidding me? That's loud! 304 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,200 Come on, come on, he's getting away. 305 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:50,800 Stop, stop! Why are you shooting in a neighborhood like this? 306 00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:52,400 Let everybody know we're here. 306 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,700 Go on, go next door, show them the weapon. There you go. 307 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,100 - What are we gonna do, Papa? - Relax. 308 00:22:57,300 --> 00:23:00,700 The dentist will lead us to the rat. 309 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:05,600 It'll be just like maybe 5 more minutes, okay? 10, maybe. 310 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,000 One second. Dr. Oseranksy's office. 311 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,500 - Julie, it's Oz! - Hey, doc. You sound frazzled. 312 00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:14,200 - Are you all right? - I am frazzled. 313 00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:16,600 Look, just cancel my appointments for the rest of the week. 314 00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:18,100 Do you know how many people are here right now? 314 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,800 Just cancel my appointments for the rest of the week! 315 00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:22,500 - Okay, fine. - Okay. 316 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,800 I got you. 317 00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:35,500 - That was good one. - Yeah, yeah. 318 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,800 Yermo, Zevo... 319 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,000 We're driving to Mexico in 10 minutes. 320 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:44,000 Stop drinking or you'll get an IUD. 321 00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:47,500 Cynthia, you have something to eat? 322 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,000 Nice of you to take such an interest in my health. 323 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:55,000 - Cynthia, take one. Eat. - Thank you, Anya. 324 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,900 Mother, Mother, please, please. No. 325 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:02,900 Not now. It's nice. 326 00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:06,500 - It's tough to eat with all the gas. - I made it for her. 327 00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:08,100 All right. 328 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,100 She's 108. 329 00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:15,500 I love her. 330 00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:18,500 All right, let's get Jimmy! Bring around the car. 330 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,800 I can't believe you think Jimmy's still alive. 331 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,300 You remember how his body was identified? 331 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,500 I do. Dental records. 332 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,200 - So? - Sit down. 333 00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:33,000 Your husband just happens to be a dentist. 334 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,700 He and Jimmy are buddy-buddy. 335 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,300 - What's your point? - Do the math! 336 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:42,000 Jimmy is still alive, and your husband, again, with him. 337 00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:43,900 How the hell do you know where my husband is? 337 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,400 That was simple. 338 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,300 - LuJack. - "LuJack"? 339 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,200 - In the Porsche. - No, Papa. 340 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,400 It's... You say LoJack. 341 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,500 See? LoJack. 342 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:57,400 - I didn't quite hear. - Oh, LoJack. 343 00:24:58,100 --> 00:24:59,600 Don't correct me. 344 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,300 Don't ever correct me! 345 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,800 You like getting hit? Is that it? 346 00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:05,000 - You're a freak who enjoys pain? - Of course not. 346 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:06,300 - Watch the broad! - All right. 347 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,500 Do you know how this works? 348 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,100 Thanks, I got it. 349 00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:21,300 Hold still or you're gonna look like a Hare Krishna. 350 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,500 That's funny. 351 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,500 - Are you okay? - Am I bleeding? 352 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:26,800 No! 352 00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:28,500 - Hello. - Jill! 353 00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:30,500 - Who's that? - I can't talk right now. 354 00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:32,900 Who is that? Give me the phone. Give me... 355 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000 Give me the phone. 356 00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:38,800 - Who is this? - Jimmy, Jimmy, hi, it's Oz. 357 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000 Oz! 357 00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:42,300 - How the hell did Oz get our number? - I don't know. 358 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,800 Oz, what did I tell you about ever calling here? 359 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,300 I think you said something about killing me... 360 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,100 Yes, killing me and beating me to death with my own corpse. 360 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,800 That's right. That's what it was. 361 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,100 Yeah, that's right. Good memory. What do you want? 362 00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:57,400 - I'm in Mexico. - You're in Mexico? 363 00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:59,500 I was just thinking maybe I would swing by and... 364 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,000 If you come by this house, Oz, 365 00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:02,800 if you come within 25 miles of this house, 365 00:26:02,900 --> 00:26:05,200 I will back a car over your head 75 times. 366 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:07,000 Okay. 367 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,900 Hi, I'm a dead man. 368 00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:14,900 Good talking to you. 369 00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:19,200 No, no, no! No, no, no. Stay away from the vehicle! 370 00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:21,000 Get out of the car! Get out of the car! 371 00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:52,400 Jimmy, Jimmy, don't shoot! It's me, it's Oz! 372 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:54,000 I know. 373 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 That almost hit me. 374 00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:11,300 How're you doing? 375 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,400 Are you wearing bunny slippers? 375 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,500 Stay away from my chickens, Oz. 376 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:35,000 Oh, my God! Oh, no! Blanche! 377 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,300 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 378 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,300 Blanche! 379 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:41,300 - Who's Blanche? - Consuelo! 380 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:44,800 Xerxes! Alert the others, there's been a tragedy! 381 00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:46,300 Who's Blanche? 382 00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:48,400 This is Blanche. 383 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,800 - You killed her. - I'm sorry. 384 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,500 Go home, Oz. 384 00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:55,500 Go home before something bad happens. 385 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,800 Something bad already has happened. Cynthia's been kidnapped. 386 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,400 Poor Blanche. Cut down in her prime. 387 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,600 He names his chickens. You name your chickens? 388 00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:10,900 Blanche! You're dead! 389 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,000 Hey, Oz, you're here! 390 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,000 - He killed Blanche. - I see. 391 00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:30,300 - What are you doing here? - I'd like to know that too. 391 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,500 What are you doing here? 392 00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:33,800 Put a sock in it. Oz and I talk all the time. 393 00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:35,000 - Jill! - Really? 393 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,200 You talk all the time? 394 00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:40,400 We spoke once. And I think it was mostly about some kind of fruit. 395 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:41,900 - Are you alone? - Yeah! 396 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,500 - You weren't followed? - No! 397 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,800 - How would you know? You're a dentist. - Honey! 398 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:49,900 Well, now that he's here, he's staying for lobster à la Tudeski. 399 00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:53,500 Lobster à la Tudeski? I can't stay for lobster à la Tudeski. 400 00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:56,500 - Lazlo Gogolak was at my house. - Oh, my God! 401 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,200 - Am I setting a place or not? - Yes, please. 402 00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:02,600 - What is the matter with him? - It's a long story. Talk to me. 403 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,500 All right. Well, Cynthia's been kidnapped. 404 00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:05,900 - Are you serious? - Yes. 405 00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:08,600 Lazlo wants Jimmy's head on the platter for killing Janni. 405 00:29:08,700 --> 00:29:09,800 And he came to your house?! 406 00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:14,300 Wouldn't this conversation be so much better dining on my masterpiece? 407 00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:17,000 What's wrong with him? 408 00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:19,400 Are you crazy? Are you out of your mind? 409 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,200 They know you're alive. 410 00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:23,200 - How would they know that, Oz? - Because they do! 411 00:29:23,300 --> 00:29:25,900 Oh, look, honey, we have a squealer in the house. 412 00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:28,100 A squealer? I'm not a squealer! 413 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,200 I've never squealed on anybody in my life. 414 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:31,600 How do they know, Oz? 415 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,100 They have Cynthia. I need your help. 416 00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:36,900 - Yeah. - And I'm your friend. 417 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:40,000 You know what, Oz? Friendship is overrated. 418 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,300 I got enough friends. 418 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:44,100 In fact, I'm thinking about maybe losing a couple. 419 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,500 This could be great! A way for you to get back in the game! 420 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,700 Yes, back in the game! 421 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,600 I don't wish to get back in the game. 421 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,000 I like cooking. 422 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,200 I like cleaning. 422 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:57,800 And I like to decorate. 423 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,700 We're talking about Cynthia here. 423 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,400 Yes, Cynthia. Your ex-wife? 424 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,200 Well, I think "ex" would be the key word in that sentence, Oz. 425 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,200 If you don't get off your ass and help us get Cynthia back, 426 00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:10,100 I swear to God I'll never talk to you again. 427 00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:13,700 If you ever grab me like that again, I will stick a knife in your face. 428 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,600 Is that clear? 429 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,000 We'll talk about it, and we're doing it over dinner, 430 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,900 which is probably ruined by now. 430 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,100 Both of you go wash your hands. 431 00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:22,600 We eat in 15 minutes. 432 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,500 He's kidding. 433 00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:31,600 You better go wash your hands, Oz. 434 00:30:50,300 --> 00:30:52,300 Well, it really is a nice presentation. 435 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:55,500 It would have been, if we hadn't let the sauce clot. 436 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,500 The potatoes were supposed to be floating around the lobster, 436 00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:01,400 not just stuck there like that. 437 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,500 I had this whole tricolore thing going on. 438 00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:05,000 I think it looks great. 439 00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:07,100 You know, I would hate to think that you were placating me, Oz, 439 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,800 just to get me to talk about Cynthia. 440 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,400 No. No. 441 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,900 - Is that Hebrew? - Yeah. 442 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,800 - Aren't you Catholic? - Yeah. Devout. 443 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,100 - That makes sense. - Oz... 444 00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:24,000 Give us the lowdown on Cynthia. 445 00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:26,100 She's pregnant. 446 00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:28,800 Oh, my God! That's so great! 447 00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:29,900 - Thanks. - Congratulations! 447 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,700 And the funny thing is, we weren't even trying. 448 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,700 Oh, my God! That's great! 449 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,900 Do you have any idea where they're keeping her? 449 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,700 Just somewhere with Lazlo. What's the matter with him? 450 00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:40,000 Nothing, don't worry about him. 450 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,900 This is just his way of expressing joy lately. 451 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,100 Oh, so this is how a retired mass murderer acts. 452 00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:50,900 No, this is how a retired mass murderer behaves when people show up uninvited for dinner! 453 00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:53,100 - Noted. - Jimmy. 454 00:31:57,100 --> 00:32:00,200 - How many goons does he have with him? - 7, 8. 455 00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:03,900 - And his son. - Strabonitz? 456 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:08,400 Well, should I go to the police? 457 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,100 Lazlo just got out of jail. Kidnapping would put him away forever. 458 00:32:11,300 --> 00:32:14,100 'Cause he'd be willing to make her disappear in order to avoid going back to the slammer. 459 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,300 - Right, honey? - Why are you asking me? 460 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:19,100 - This is Oz's problem. - Jimmy. 461 00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:20,800 You have to help me. 462 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,000 What, are you nuts? 462 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,300 I got a great thing going on down here, Oz. 463 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,100 Plus, I'm safe down here. 464 00:32:26,300 --> 00:32:29,300 And besides, I don't really care what happens with you and Cynthia. 465 00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:32,300 I'm not uprooting my life to save your sorry ass. 466 00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:38,100 Light it up like a piñata! 467 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,200 - You told them where I live? - No! 468 00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:42,200 You're dead, squealer! You told them where I live, squealer! 468 00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:43,700 - You're a dead man! - I'm not a squealer! 469 00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:53,200 Jimmy, are you coming or not?! 469 00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:56,000 You can run, but you can't hide! 470 00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,700 Let's go! 471 00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:03,100 Oz! 472 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,300 Put the... Let's go! 473 00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:10,100 You better run, tooth-boy. 474 00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:13,000 I get a second, I'm gonna slice you up. 475 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,800 Anyone hit anything yet? 476 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,000 Let's go. 477 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,400 Will you come on?! 478 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,600 This idiot. Will you come on? 479 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,000 Get up! 480 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,200 Go! 481 00:33:44,300 --> 00:33:46,100 They're getting away! 482 00:33:49,300 --> 00:33:50,800 Come on! 483 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,000 You're shooting at the house, they're in the car. 483 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,800 You had one shot. 484 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,300 All right, it was a nice shot. It was. Come here. 485 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,500 It was a nice shot. 486 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,400 Nice shooting, honey. 487 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,300 Thanks, honey. 488 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:16,300 The sons of bitches got away. 489 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,500 So, do I clip her or not? 490 00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:23,800 Keep Cynthia happy for the time being. Can you do that? 491 00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:26,100 Not likely. 492 00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:34,300 Sick bastards! 493 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,500 What? What is it? What? 494 00:34:43,300 --> 00:34:44,800 Janni! 495 00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:47,300 I want him dead. 496 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,500 Dead! 497 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,800 Yesterday! 498 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,200 Before breakfast! 499 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,000 Before eggs! 500 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,400 Scrambled. 501 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,200 I don't understand why we have to dump my car. 502 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,200 It's not your business to understand anything, tooth-boy. 503 00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:18,100 So, it's not my business to leave my $80,000 car in Mexico. 504 00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:21,500 Yeah, you know, maybe you got a plan there. Take the car, lose the wife. 505 00:35:21,700 --> 00:35:23,400 - Good plan. - I'll get the tickets. 506 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,200 You do that, you squealer! 507 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,200 I didn't squeal on anybody! 507 00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:29,200 Sure! The Gogolaks just showed up there on their own. 508 00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:32,500 - Forget it, Jill. - It means he's a rat and a liar. 509 00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:35,400 This coming form someone who married someone in the witness protection program. 510 00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:37,500 You got a really funny way 511 00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:40,500 of asking for help, squeal cheese! 512 00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:43,800 - Please, help me? - Well, that's a little better. 513 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,400 But it still doesn't help, now that the bad guys know where I live. 514 00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:48,500 You're spitting in my mouth. 514 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:52,900 Just go and get the tickets, all right, squeal weasel? 515 00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:56,600 - How was that? - It was good. 516 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,300 - Scary. - Really? 517 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:01,300 Come here. 518 00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:22,700 So, Oz, congratulations on Cynthia being pregnant. 519 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,400 Thank you. 520 00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:31,200 You think I'd be a good father? 521 00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:34,100 You don't think I'd be a good father? 522 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,500 - I didn't say that. - You didn't say anything. 523 00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:39,200 No, I think you'd be a good father. 524 00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:42,300 - I didn't understand what you just-- - Shut up. 525 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,000 Why are we on this bus? 525 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,500 Your car's got a GPS system on it. 526 00:36:46,700 --> 00:36:49,500 I figure that's how Lazlo tracked you down. 527 00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:51,600 At least, that's what I'm hoping anyway, for your sake. 527 00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:52,700 For my sake? 528 00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:55,500 Yeah. Because if that's not the case, 529 00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:57,300 I'm gonna kill you. 530 00:36:57,500 --> 00:37:00,400 - Right, baby? - Yes, sirree, Bob. 531 00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:05,000 - I wish Cynthia would get kidnapped more often. - Me too. 532 00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:09,600 Well, I'll just make sure to put my wife in danger 532 00:37:09,700 --> 00:37:11,600 whenever you guys have problems in the bedroom. 533 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,900 What problems? What problems? 534 00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:15,800 I didn't say anything. 535 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:19,300 Is this what you two talk about on the phone, huh, behind my back? 536 00:37:19,700 --> 00:37:22,200 How would you like it if I talked to Cynthia behind your back? 536 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:23,700 - Sit down. - Okay. 537 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,700 - You're causing a scene. - You grabbed my face. 538 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,000 The front part of my head. 539 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,500 Yes? 540 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,800 The dentist bought three one-way tickets to L.A. 541 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,300 Los Angeles? Interesting. 542 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:50,300 All right, so we cut them off at the piss. 543 00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:54,000 Just like John Wayne, we ride up over the hill, huh? 544 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,700 You two in the Porsche. All right? 545 00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:01,300 When we get to L.A., we strip it, make a few dollars and then torch it. 546 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:05,600 But for now, you hot-wire it and follow us. All right? Come on. 547 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,300 # Come to Los Angeles # 547 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:15,100 Can we stop the horseplay for one second? 547 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:16,400 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 548 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:24,800 Okay, so we had a car. My car. My $80, 000 car. 549 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,300 Then we're on a bus. And now we're renting a car. 550 00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:29,900 It still doesn't make any sense to me. 551 00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:31,400 - Someday it will. - I specifically ordered... 552 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,500 ...a black cup of coffee, right? 552 00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:35,500 A black cup of coffee. 553 00:38:35,700 --> 00:38:37,300 I screwed up. I apologize. 554 00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:40,200 Yeah, well, do I have to wait another 20 minutes for your screw-up? 554 00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:42,300 - A black cup of coffee. - I'm sorry. 555 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,300 - I'll get you a fresh cup. - Okay. You're still standing there. 556 00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:47,000 - You're still standing. - I apologize. 557 00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:48,300 Bye! 558 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,500 Hey, pal... 559 00:38:53,100 --> 00:38:56,600 Why don't you give the girl a break, huh? She already said she was sorry. 560 00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,100 - She's just working for a living. - Right. 561 00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:03,700 Why don't you mind your own business? 562 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,400 - Asshole! - Oh, no. 563 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,100 Where was I? Oh, yeah, I was just gonna remind you... 564 00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:27,900 Now, son, you're never gonna be as mean or rude 565 00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:30,800 to a waitress or a waiter or anybody that brings you food 565 00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:32,800 like your dad just was, are you, son? 566 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,500 - No. - Real good. 567 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:39,400 Eat up all your corn. Grow up to be big and strong like your Uncle Jimmy. 568 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,500 You see, Oz? I'd be a great father. 569 00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:47,000 I just taught that kid not to be mean to waitresses. 570 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:55,200 You know, we could make this a real party. 571 00:39:55,300 --> 00:39:57,800 What, we need more balloons? 571 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,300 Oh, Strabo! 572 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:01,500 I love your name. 573 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,300 No, Strabo, I mean, you and me... 574 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,800 well, we could make this, you know... 575 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,500 a fun party. 576 00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:12,000 Oh, you mean you and me... 576 00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:14,000 That's right. 577 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,700 I've always had a little bit of a crush on you. 577 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,000 You know, I've always sensed that! 578 00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:20,700 - You did? - Yes! 579 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,800 I guess Jimmy just moved a little bit quicker, huh? 579 00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:26,500 Well, Jimmy... Jimmy is as good as... 580 00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:28,500 And so you and the dentist... 581 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,700 Things not so well going? 582 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,900 To tell you the truth... 583 00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:37,300 I kind of miss the excitement. 584 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,800 And I like your hair that way. 585 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000 Long. 585 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,500 - You're making me blush. - That's good. 587 00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:55,500 Give me one good reason to trust you. 588 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,400 - Well, I can give 280 million. - What? 589 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:02,000 - What are you talking about? - Your father never told you? 590 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,700 What? 591 00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:05,800 What's so funny? 592 00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:09,000 What's so goddamn funny, huh? 593 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,400 Strabo.... 594 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,600 Your daddy thinks you're a moron. 595 00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:18,700 - Anya! - Coming. 596 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,800 Anya, you watch the broad, huh? 597 00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:24,400 - Where you going? - I'm going to the bus station. 598 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,800 - Find Papa. - My God! 599 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,200 Anya, can I use your bathroom? 600 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:42,600 Yes. 601 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,000 All right. 601 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,400 - I got your cream cheese and scrambled egg. - Yummy! 602 00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:53,000 I'm gonna take the ham and cheese. That leaves you with the tuna. 602 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,000 - I don't like tuna. - Start liking it. 603 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,600 Okay. 604 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,500 You know, I thought of another reason why you don't have to kill me. 605 00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:02,100 What would that be, dentist? 606 00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:04,200 What if they didn't trace me through my car? 606 00:42:04,300 --> 00:42:06,200 I mean, that's a hell of a thing to hang my life on. 607 00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:08,800 Only thing to hang your life on is trust, Oz. 607 00:42:08,900 --> 00:42:11,300 - You want me to get some mustard, baby? - Yes, honey, thank you. 609 00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:18,800 What, no Jewish prayer before we heave our ham and cheese? 610 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,900 You got a problem with my religiosity, Oz? 611 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,800 Do unto others before you're turned into a pillar of salt. 612 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,100 Exactly. Unless they're a rat. 613 00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:30,600 Then you can shoot them in the eyes. 614 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,800 - A pillar of salt? - That's right. Moses said that. 615 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,500 Read the Bible, Oz. 616 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,800 Eat up, dentist. It could be your last meal. 617 00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:43,000 So, if they don't show up, you're just gonna shoot me, is that it? 618 00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:44,100 That's about the size of it. 618 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:45,700 And then you're just gonna let Cynthia die too? 619 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,900 I told you before, Oz, I don't care what happens to Cynthia, okay? 620 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:53,300 Oh, yeah, sure. That's why you're still wearing her crucifix around your neck. 621 00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:55,400 No, wait. I'm sorry, what? 622 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,000 What did you say was Cynthia's? 622 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,000 Did I say something? 623 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,800 Two years we've been together and you never think to mention 624 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,400 you're wearing a present from your ex-wife around your fricking neck? 624 00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:08,500 It wasn't a present. 625 00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,300 - Where's it from, Oz? - I don't know. 626 00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:11,500 It's Cynthia's. 626 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:12,900 Her grandmother gave it to her when she was a kid 626 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,600 and she gave it to Jimmy for good luck on hits. 627 00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:17,200 You say you're not a squealer, huh?! 628 00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:22,800 Looks like you got a reprieve, Oz. 629 00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:28,800 Oh, thank God the killers are here. 630 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:33,600 So, check the bus? 631 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,900 As opposed to... 632 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:40,500 ...just looking at the bus? Yes, check the bus! 633 00:43:41,300 --> 00:43:43,700 Oh, let me out of here! 634 00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:54,100 Let me out of here! 635 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,700 Come on, open the door! 636 00:44:09,300 --> 00:44:12,600 Perfect. Right on time. 637 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,300 Your wife's as good as home, Oz. 638 00:44:18,300 --> 00:44:19,600 I know you're in here. 639 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,000 - Looking for me, Strabo? - Oh, shit! 640 00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:47,500 Anything tricky, I blow your ribs across the parking lot. 641 00:44:48,700 --> 00:44:50,900 - The rat's not here. - Not here. 642 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000 The Jimmy... 643 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:58,100 is watching me right now. I can feel it. 644 00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:02,300 Hey, Lazlo. 645 00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:05,500 - No, no, no. - Look what I got. 646 00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:09,000 - I'm sorry, Papa. - Man, did you get old! 647 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,000 I like the whole Liberace thing, though. 647 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:14,200 How long you think you can hide from me? 648 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,600 Where are you going with this? 649 00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:20,000 I'll call you to tell you where we're gonna make the exchange with Cynthia. 650 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:24,300 Any of your knuckleheads follow this car, I start throwing out body parts. 651 00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:26,300 Feet first. 652 00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:27,900 You harm 653 00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:31,300 one hair on his head... 654 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,700 If they have Strabo, who has girl? 655 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,800 Answer. Answer, Mother. 656 00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,400 You okay, darling? 657 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,200 - What's up, Jill? - Nothing. 658 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:22,200 Open the trunk. Don't even think about it! 659 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,200 Thank you. 660 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,000 I think you nicked his head there. 660 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,200 I'm sorry. I didn't see you. 661 00:46:33,300 --> 00:46:35,400 - What is your problem, Jill? - Nothing. 662 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:38,100 - I don't have a problem. - Good. 663 00:46:38,300 --> 00:46:41,000 Why don't you go and check us in. 664 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,200 Okay. 665 00:46:46,900 --> 00:46:50,000 You know, I wouldn't mind you wearing it, it's just so ugly. 666 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,100 - Why don't you just throw it away? - I can't. 667 00:46:52,300 --> 00:46:55,000 - Because you still have feelings for her? - Because, it's sacrilegious, Jill. 668 00:46:55,100 --> 00:46:56,600 Why don't you just give it back to her then? 668 00:46:56,700 --> 00:46:59,500 Because I haven't seen her since I did my nickel up in Joliet, Jill! 669 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,600 Where does he get sayings like that? 670 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,900 You and I aren't gonna talk much, are we? 671 00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:08,800 You know waht? There is something really wrong with you, Jill. 672 00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:12,200 - You're still in love with her. - That's insane. Isn't it? 673 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,100 Why don't you just let me take it and then-- 674 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,300 - Okay, tell you what... - Jimmy, Jim, Jimmy, Jimmy! 674 00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:23,500 I love you, Jill. 675 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,500 But if you touch this crucifix again, I will kill you. That's a promise. 676 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,200 This is my good luck charm. 677 00:47:32,100 --> 00:47:34,200 I take it off, I'm jinxed. 678 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,200 Wanna see me dead, Jill? 679 00:47:37,900 --> 00:47:39,500 Do you? 680 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,000 Sometimes, yeah. 681 00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:47,800 I'm going to check in. 681 00:47:47,900 --> 00:47:48,900 Can you believe this? 682 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,900 Well, 47% of all couples at some point in their relation-- 682 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000 You know, you've got a very long face. 683 00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,000 Like a goldfish or... 684 00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,000 a Shetland pony or something. 684 00:47:58,200 --> 00:47:59,500 Bring Strabo, Oz! 685 00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:02,400 I gotta... have you... 686 00:48:15,700 --> 00:48:17,100 Where is she? 687 00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:21,300 Look, how nice. Everybody is still here 688 00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:24,700 having a little repast. Isn't that lovely? 689 00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:27,100 Where else would I be? 690 00:48:27,700 --> 00:48:29,300 I don't know. 691 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:32,100 One would venture a guess. 692 00:48:32,300 --> 00:48:36,400 A question could be asked. Where have you been? 693 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,400 Big loft, very drafty. I understand. 694 00:48:39,700 --> 00:48:42,500 Get me Figueroa on the phone! 695 00:48:42,700 --> 00:48:44,800 Mr. G., Frankie Figs is dead. 696 00:48:45,900 --> 00:48:50,300 How sad for him. Try calling the one who's still alive! 697 00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,800 Jill, come on, open the door. 698 00:49:00,900 --> 00:49:02,400 Jill! 699 00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:06,900 Jill, will you come on? Be sensible. 700 00:49:07,100 --> 00:49:09,100 Apologize. 701 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,400 Jill, honey, I'm sorry I pointed a gun at your face 702 00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:16,100 and said I was gonna blow your brains out. 703 00:49:16,300 --> 00:49:18,500 Okay? I didn't mean that. 704 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:20,000 Come on, knock it off. 704 00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:22,400 I'll knock it off when you get rid of that crucifix. 705 00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:24,600 This cross represents my Lord and Savior. 706 00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:27,000 The Christ child. The little baby in the manger. 707 00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:28,900 I throw this away and I go straight to hell! 707 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,300 This coming from a man who's killed 21 people. 708 00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:34,300 - 21! That's impressive. - It is, isn't it? 709 00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:37,100 Why is it that for two years, I've been begging you to go back to work. 709 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,000 And then all of a sudden, when Cynthia gets kidnapped, 710 00:49:39,100 --> 00:49:41,500 you're off to the races! 711 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,000 Off to the races? 712 00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,500 "Apologize, then she'll come right out. " 713 00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:53,400 Squeal bag! Squealster! 714 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,800 Remington Squeal! 715 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,800 You see what you got me into now with your squealing? 715 00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,700 Now, you get over here and you help me out of this jam right now. 716 00:49:59,900 --> 00:50:02,000 You better make it good! 717 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,500 Snoodster? Hon? 718 00:50:05,700 --> 00:50:08,300 You're gonna be hearing from somebody else now. 719 00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,500 Jill? Scooster? 720 00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:12,500 Snoodster. 721 00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:15,000 I think you're being a little bit unreasonable. 721 00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:17,600 I mean, when he pulled a gun on you, 722 00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,000 that was pretty funny. 723 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,400 Oz, nobody's talking to you. 724 00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,100 Hey, you take it easy on Oz, okay? He's a doctor. 725 00:50:25,300 --> 00:50:27,200 People go to see him when they have problems, Jill. 725 00:50:27,300 --> 00:50:29,800 He's a dentist. People go to see him when they have plaque. 726 00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:32,900 - He's a wonderful dentist. - Pipe it, toughie! 727 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,400 I promise I'll shoot you. 727 00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:37,600 Frankly, I don't care whether we get Cynthia back or not. 728 00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:39,800 Well, that's a bad... 729 00:50:40,300 --> 00:50:43,300 - Oh, trouble in the bedroom, huh? - What did you just say? 730 00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:45,500 - Nothing. - Excuse me, please. 731 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,200 Did you tell him that, huh?! Did you tell him that, Jill?! 732 00:50:51,300 --> 00:50:53,600 A few moments of erectile dysfunction... 732 00:50:53,700 --> 00:50:54,700 Just a few, really. 733 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,500 ...and I am not a man now, huh?! 733 00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:57,700 - Is that it?! What?! - Stop hitting and kicking. 734 00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,200 If you didn't love her, you would take it off. 735 00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:04,000 - Excuse me! - What?! 736 00:51:04,300 --> 00:51:07,300 Can we please call Lazlo and make the switch for Cynthia? 737 00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:09,600 No. And I'll tell you why we can't do that! 738 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,900 Because that would involve me talking to my wife, 738 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,700 which I am never gonna do again! 739 00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,700 I'm going to get drunk. 740 00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:21,800 You believe this? 740 00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:23,900 - Well, erectile dysfunction-- - Shut up. 742 00:51:24,100 --> 00:51:27,100 I'm gonna go get Jimmy. Will you watch Strabo for a while? 742 00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,300 - Eat shit. - Okay. 743 00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:32,500 How can he get drunk at a time like this? 744 00:51:37,300 --> 00:51:42,200 Maybe this whole "erectile misfiring" is God's way of punishing me. 745 00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:44,500 He sees all things great and small, you know. 746 00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:48,400 Yeah, I've done some very bad things. I lie to Jill. 747 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,200 I don't take the trash out. 748 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,500 - I killed 21 people. - Actually, 22. 749 00:51:54,700 --> 00:51:56,400 - Who did I forget? - Frankie Figs. 750 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:04,300 This is it. This is the reason that God does not want me to father a child, Oz. 751 00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:08,300 He does not want me to spread my seed. 752 00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:11,800 God is counting my seed, Oz. 752 00:52:11,900 --> 00:52:14,800 He's probably up in heaven right now counting my little seeds. 753 00:52:14,900 --> 00:52:18,000 138, 139... 754 00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:21,300 - ...140-- - Stop, stop, stop counting your seed! 755 00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,900 I don't think God is keeping an eye on your sperm. 755 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,200 I wish I could believe that. 756 00:52:25,300 --> 00:52:26,700 What kind of a job is that for God? 756 00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,100 It'd take Him all day. I'm gonna throw up. 757 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:32,300 Fine. Throw up. Go ahead, you have your fun. 758 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:33,500 What about me? 758 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,400 Why don't you just consider adopting? 759 00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:36,600 Come on, Oz. 760 00:52:37,300 --> 00:52:41,000 How many adoption agencies are gonna give a kid to a professional killer? 761 00:52:41,100 --> 00:52:42,500 Now, you may have a point there. 761 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,000 Maybe I could just steal a kid. 762 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,500 They're small. How hard can that be? 763 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:50,000 Now, that's the kind of thinking you gotta get away from, my friend. 764 00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:53,400 But I'd be a great father, Oz. I would. I'd be a great dad. 765 00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,800 I could teach the kid how to play baseball. 766 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,200 - I've always been real good with a bat. - That's true. 767 00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:02,000 And, I mean, when I was kid, I had this cool little slingshot, right? 768 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:06,200 I could make a slingshot for my little boy. 769 00:53:06,300 --> 00:53:08,000 And I could teach him how to use it. 769 00:53:08,300 --> 00:53:10,000 And if he couldn't get it right away, 770 00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:11,700 I'd be patient. 770 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:15,000 I wouldn't yell at him. I wouldn't make him cry. 771 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,200 Jimmy, there's a lot of people looking. 772 00:53:33,300 --> 00:53:35,500 Things with the husband not so well going? 773 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,800 I was thinking... 774 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:44,300 If you were to have sex with another man, 775 00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:46,800 it would make Jimmy jealous. 776 00:53:50,300 --> 00:53:52,200 Oh, yeah? 777 00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:56,100 - Like with who? - Well, let's say... 778 00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,200 With me, for example. 779 00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:08,400 You look good with a gun. 780 00:54:13,100 --> 00:54:16,300 - Did you have a good relationship with your father, Oz? - Me? 781 00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:19,100 - We were like pals. - I'd like to kill my father. 782 00:54:19,300 --> 00:54:22,200 I'd like to take an ice pick and stick it right in his eyeball. 783 00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:24,000 Still wanna throw up. 784 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:28,100 Can you help me? Can you tell me? I mean, what the... 785 00:54:28,300 --> 00:54:30,500 What the hell is going on here?! 786 00:54:30,700 --> 00:54:34,500 Why are we all on this big, spinning ball that we call Earth?! 787 00:54:34,700 --> 00:54:37,600 Why? Why? 788 00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:40,400 You ever hear thing called avoidance behavior, Oz? 788 00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:41,900 I don't wanna talk about that. 789 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,100 Yes, yes! Let's talk about avoidance behavior. 790 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:47,300 You mean, like sitting here in a bar drinking shots instead of saving Cynthia? 790 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,300 Cynthia's gonna be just fine, Oz. 791 00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:50,700 What do you mean Cynthia's fine? 791 00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:51,900 I'll tell you one thing... 792 00:54:52,100 --> 00:54:55,500 I am not gonna go out there and risk my ass for my wife... 793 00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,500 - My wife! - Whatever! 794 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,000 I'm not risking my ass before I get a few things off my chest, okay? 795 00:55:01,100 --> 00:55:04,300 Fine. Say them. What do you wanna say? 796 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,800 You know I was a bed wetter? 796 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,400 You don't do that anymore, do you? 797 00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:12,500 When I was 12, I saw my dad naked in the shower. 798 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:16,900 That's probably why you wet the bed. Very Freudian, Jungian. 799 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,000 And we had some great times, too. 799 00:55:19,100 --> 00:55:21,500 - You and your father? - No! Me and Cynthia! 801 00:55:22,900 --> 00:55:25,000 See, that's almost vomit right there. 801 00:55:25,100 --> 00:55:27,000 What was it like when Cynthia told you she was pregnant? 802 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:30,000 Oh, well, that was a beautiful moment. 803 00:55:31,900 --> 00:55:33,700 She's got a great rack, doesn't she? 803 00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:34,900 I'm sorry? 804 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,800 I mean, she was so wild. 805 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,500 So wild! I mean... 806 00:55:39,700 --> 00:55:42,000 One time we wrecked an entire suite... 806 00:55:42,100 --> 00:55:43,100 - ...at the Hotel Drake. - Can we get back to talking 807 00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,500 - ...about killing your father or something? - $7,000 worth of damage, Oz. 807 00:55:45,700 --> 00:55:47,800 Can we stop talking about you and my wife, please?! 808 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:51,300 I mean, we didn't come out of the room for four days. 809 00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:53,800 But I don't gotta tell you, do I? 810 00:55:53,900 --> 00:55:57,100 You're married to her, you lucky son of a bitch. 811 00:55:57,500 --> 00:55:58,500 What is this thing? 811 00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,300 That's what we've been building for the last few hours. 812 00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:01,800 - Get it out of here! - Why? 813 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:05,000 Because I hate it! It makes me sad. 814 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,200 What's happening? 815 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:11,000 What's happening now? 815 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:12,800 Where are you going now? 816 00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:25,000 Check. 817 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,000 Good morning. 818 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,700 What the hell is this? 819 00:56:58,900 --> 00:57:02,000 Just give me five more minutes, baby. 820 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:12,200 You are really noisy in the morning. 821 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:15,700 Jimmy, what the hell happened last night? 822 00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:19,800 And why does my ass hurt? 823 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,000 You fell down the stairs. 823 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,500 Oh, good. So, nothing happened. 824 00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:27,800 Of course not. Not really. 825 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:29,600 What does that mean? 826 00:57:29,700 --> 00:57:33,000 We were just a couple of guys helping each other out. That's all. 826 00:57:33,100 --> 00:57:35,700 I'm sorry, Jimmy, but what does that mean? 827 00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:39,000 It was a really magical night, Oz. Don't ruin it. 828 00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:42,100 - What is it now? - That thing! 829 00:57:42,300 --> 00:57:44,400 - Oh, this? - I knew it. 830 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:46,000 Oh, my God! 830 00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:47,700 You guys enjoy your slumber party? 831 00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,400 This is not what it looks like, right? 832 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:52,800 - Where's Strabo? - He got away. 833 00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:55,700 I'm kidding. He's right here. 833 00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,300 Okay, well, I'm gonna put some clothes on. 834 00:57:58,400 --> 00:57:59,400 You want some help? 834 00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:01,000 I think I'm fine. Thank... 835 00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:06,000 - Strabonitz! - A little male bonding? 835 00:58:06,100 --> 00:58:07,800 Just like C block, huh, Strabo? 836 00:58:07,900 --> 00:58:10,500 I fell down the stairs, Strabo. 837 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,000 Going out to get some coffee. 838 00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,800 I should probably put some clothes on first. 839 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,000 Yeah. 840 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:34,000 Hey, Oz, can you come in here for a sec? 840 00:58:34,300 --> 00:58:35,500 Yes. 841 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,500 Listen, that was not what... 842 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:44,000 Let me close that. 843 00:58:45,900 --> 00:58:48,000 Why are you bottomless? 844 00:58:48,100 --> 00:58:50,300 I hated that skirt. 845 00:58:54,500 --> 00:58:56,300 You don't like that shirt too, huh? 845 00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:57,700 Came with the skirt. 846 00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,000 I see. I mean, I really see. 847 00:59:09,300 --> 00:59:11,300 What are you doing? 848 00:59:15,700 --> 00:59:17,700 Oz... 849 00:59:18,300 --> 00:59:20,700 You like my perfume? Smell it. 850 00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:26,000 - Actually, I've been a little stuffed up, feeling nasally. - Smell it. 851 00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:32,000 Yes. Yes, I do. It's... 852 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:35,800 You like my bra? 853 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,500 This... Here it is. It's a purple shirt. 854 00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:45,700 Give me your hand, Oz. 855 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000 - What are you gonna do with it? - Give it! 856 00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,000 Feel my heart. 857 00:59:53,300 --> 00:59:55,200 I don't think that's your heart. 858 00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:59,200 Isn't your heart in between all that? 859 00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:02,000 My heart is broken. 860 01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:04,500 Can you feel that? 861 01:00:09,700 --> 01:00:12,300 Yes. Yes, I do. Yes, I... 862 01:00:12,700 --> 01:00:15,400 It's so broken, Oz! 863 01:00:15,500 --> 01:00:17,600 - Jill! - Oz! 864 01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:20,800 - I'm so sad. Oz! - Don't be sad. 865 01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:23,600 What's all this? 866 01:00:25,700 --> 01:00:28,700 First my ex-wife and now my wife-wife. 867 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,100 No, no, no. No, no. She just hated her outfit. 868 01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:34,600 - Jimmy... - He wants to talk to you for a second. 868 01:00:34,700 --> 01:00:35,900 No, you. 869 01:00:46,900 --> 01:00:50,000 I've been waiting a long time for this, Oz. 870 01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:54,500 Oz? I think Oz is gonna be out for a good half-hour, 45 minutes, Jill. 871 01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:59,800 I didn't... I just... 872 01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:03,200 Jimmy, I... 873 01:01:07,700 --> 01:01:10,200 You do love me, don't you? 874 01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,000 - Up on your toes. Get up. - What? What? 874 01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:29,000 - Come on, tippy-time, tippy-time. - What? What's going on? 874 01:01:29,100 --> 01:01:31,000 - There you go. There you go. - Why can't I stay in here? 875 01:01:31,100 --> 01:01:32,300 - Sit down. - Okay. 876 01:01:32,500 --> 01:01:34,500 Read a nice book. 877 01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:41,000 Oh, God! 878 01:01:41,700 --> 01:01:42,700 Yeah, baby! 878 01:01:42,900 --> 01:01:44,000 That feels so good! 879 01:01:44,300 --> 01:01:47,100 She just hated her outfit. 880 01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:50,400 Yippee ki-yay! 881 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,500 Yeah! 882 01:02:03,300 --> 01:02:05,700 You believe I fell down the stairs, right? 883 01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:08,000 What stairs? 884 01:02:33,100 --> 01:02:35,400 - Hello? - Bring me the phone. 885 01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:38,500 - Put Liberace on. - Is this who I think is this? 886 01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:42,000 - Back from the dead? - Yeah, Lazlo, skip the formalities. 887 01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:44,800 I'll call you at 2 o'clock and tell you where we're gonna make the exchange. 888 01:02:44,900 --> 01:02:46,900 Yes, well, it better be 2:00 on the dot 888 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:50,000 or I start cutting off the bitch's fingers 889 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,000 one at a time! 890 01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:55,300 Wouldn't that be nice to get little pieces of the girl? 891 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:57,400 One, two, three... 892 01:02:57,600 --> 01:03:00,300 - ...little tiny pieces. - Drop dead. 893 01:03:00,700 --> 01:03:02,700 - What'd he say? - He said hi. 894 01:03:02,900 --> 01:03:05,800 - We're gonna need more firepower. - I got guns. All you need. 895 01:03:05,900 --> 01:03:08,400 Oz, you stud! 896 01:03:28,300 --> 01:03:30,000 Here they are. What do you think? 896 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,500 Oh, my God! 897 01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:36,300 - Oh, my God, you have an H&K MP5K! - Can we hurry up? It's almost 2:00. 898 01:03:36,500 --> 01:03:37,500 We're gonna be fine. 898 01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:39,000 - Oh, wait, can I see this? - Uh-uh-uh, no, no, no. 899 01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:41,500 - Allow me. I got it. - Okay. 900 01:03:41,700 --> 01:03:44,300 Gotta be careful with these things. 901 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,200 I got it. 902 01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:01,400 - Oz, are you okay? - Yeah, top-notch. 903 01:04:01,500 --> 01:04:04,000 All right. It's almost 2:00. We've gotta load them up and move them out. 905 01:04:08,300 --> 01:04:09,800 Right. There. 906 01:04:14,700 --> 01:04:16,200 I got it. I got it. 907 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,000 Hold on, Oz. 908 01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:40,000 Would you be careful of the fixtures? 909 01:04:44,100 --> 01:04:46,000 I hurt the side part of my head. 910 01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:49,900 - Nice guns. - Thanks. 910 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:51,700 - Put them in the back seat. - Okay. 911 01:04:53,700 --> 01:04:55,700 You made her carry all the guns, huh, Oz? 912 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:59,000 Okay, can we call Lazlo? It's after 2:00. 913 01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,500 Jimmy, you're late. 914 01:05:02,700 --> 01:05:04,600 I want you to bring Cynthia to the Beverly Center. 915 01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:06,700 I wanna make the exchange at the food court in one hour. 915 01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:08,300 I wanna talk to my son. 916 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:11,000 You're gonna have to hold on a minute. 917 01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:13,400 - Go get Strabo. - I'll go get Strabo. 918 01:05:13,500 --> 01:05:15,600 - I just said that. - Right. 919 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,000 Go. 920 01:05:28,300 --> 01:05:29,600 Strabo! 921 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,300 Damn it! 922 01:05:34,100 --> 01:05:36,300 I can't find Strabo. I think he's gone. 923 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:38,300 - What?! - He's not where we left him. 924 01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:40,000 Hold on, Lazlo. What do you mean? 925 01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:41,400 I'm holding, I'm holding. 926 01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:43,400 There's just a bunch of pieces of wood and chair... 927 01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:46,500 - Where the hell is Strabo, people? - In the trunk. 928 01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:51,600 Okay. How did Strabo get in the trunk, Oz? 929 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:55,000 - I don't know. - Well, get him out. 930 01:05:57,800 --> 01:06:00,200 - Where are the keys? - In here, with me. 931 01:06:00,300 --> 01:06:02,600 - It just keeps getting better and better. - Why's he in the trunk? 932 01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:05,200 I don't know! You were supposed to be watching him! 933 01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:06,400 Tulip! 934 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,300 - Hold on, Lazlo. - All right, you know what? 935 01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:12,300 No more holding. Put my son on the phone now! 936 01:06:15,300 --> 01:06:17,800 - Your son's... - Strabonitz? 937 01:06:18,300 --> 01:06:20,100 Your son's in the trunk right now. 937 01:06:20,300 --> 01:06:22,800 The trunk? I wanna talk to my son! 938 01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:29,600 Strabo, your father wants to talk to you. 939 01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:32,000 Strabonitz? 939 01:06:32,300 --> 01:06:33,600 What? 940 01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:37,500 - Did you get the gist of that? - Yes. 941 01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:40,500 You locked my son in the trunk? 942 01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:43,500 No, no, no, no, sir. No, sir. He locked himself in there. 943 01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:50,100 This I believe. Fine. You have a spare key? 944 01:06:50,300 --> 01:06:52,000 - Do we have a spare key? - No. 944 01:06:52,100 --> 01:06:53,200 Car Ranch Rentals only gave us one. 945 01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:56,300 - That's a negative on the spare key. - What about a locksmith?! 946 01:06:56,500 --> 01:06:59,600 - Do you know of one in the area? - It's your town, dentist. 947 01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:01,000 You should know where a... 948 01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:05,000 Fine, you know what, Mr. Brain? 948 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:07,600 The trunk release button, how about that? 949 01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:11,000 Every car since 1985 has a trunk release button. 950 01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:14,400 Find it, open the trunk and let my boy out! 951 01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:16,200 I have to look for a button on the driver's side. 951 01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:18,800 Every car since 1985... 952 01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:25,400 We kill them the moment we see them, in the head. 953 01:07:25,700 --> 01:07:28,800 - I can't find it. - What kind of piece of shit car is this? 954 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,300 - Well, Car Ranch Rentals. - It's a hitter! 955 01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:35,100 - Hitter! Lazlo's got a hitter on us. - Did you hire a hitter? 956 01:07:35,300 --> 01:07:38,300 Did I...? I don't remember, really. 957 01:07:38,500 --> 01:07:42,100 - Is someone shooting at you? - Your hitter is hitting at us! 958 01:07:43,900 --> 01:07:46,400 That's bad. My son is there! 959 01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:48,900 - Tell the hitter to stop. - Your boss says to stop it. 960 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,600 - His son's with us. Stop shooting! - This is Lazlo! Stop... 961 01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:54,500 - ...shooting! - That's a direct Hungarian order! 962 01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:56,500 Let me find speakerphone. 963 01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:58,700 - Cease fire! - What's going on there? 964 01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:01,000 - Talk to me. - He's not listening to you. 965 01:08:03,300 --> 01:08:05,300 Well, you should fire him. 966 01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:08,200 - Are you kidding me? - Sorry, that was me. 967 01:08:08,300 --> 01:08:10,400 - Try not to shoot Oz, honey. - Yeah. 968 01:08:16,100 --> 01:08:17,600 Let's go, kids! 969 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,000 Get up! 970 01:08:30,300 --> 01:08:33,300 You are in no danger. 971 01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:36,800 If she moves, put your cane through her eye. 972 01:08:54,500 --> 01:08:56,200 Unbelievable. 973 01:08:57,500 --> 01:08:58,600 How did you do that? 974 01:08:58,700 --> 01:09:02,300 Every car since 1985 had a little button right here. 975 01:09:07,300 --> 01:09:09,300 All right, come on out of there... 976 01:09:17,100 --> 01:09:19,600 - What is this? - That's a dead hostage, Oz. 977 01:09:19,700 --> 01:09:22,000 - That is what that is. - That can't be good. 978 01:09:22,100 --> 01:09:24,200 No, you're right. It's not good. 979 01:09:24,300 --> 01:09:27,900 It looks like he got shot in the foot. Who dies from getting shot in the foot? 980 01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,500 He probably got shot when the hitter was shooting at us. 981 01:09:30,700 --> 01:09:33,800 Well, that's really great. Well done, Jill. 982 01:09:33,900 --> 01:09:35,800 Hey, look, shit happens. 983 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:37,800 That's right, Jill. Shit happens, to you. 984 01:09:37,900 --> 01:09:39,300 All the time! 985 01:09:39,500 --> 01:09:42,800 And you know why? Because you refuse to follow the ABC's of professional killing. 986 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,200 - There's an ABC's for professional killing? - Shut up, Oz! 987 01:09:45,300 --> 01:09:48,000 How was I supposed to know he was gonna climb in the trunk? 988 01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:49,900 - That is a good question. - I mean... 989 01:09:50,100 --> 01:09:52,200 Oh, I know! How about you just watch him, 990 01:09:52,300 --> 01:09:54,300 and you don't let him climb in the trunk, Jill! 991 01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:58,700 I am a professional marksman. It's not my job to babysit... 992 01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:01,700 You know what? I think you actually have to hit something 993 01:10:01,900 --> 01:10:02,900 to count as a marksman. 994 01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:06,500 Ozzie, Harriet, can we stop fighting and go get my wife? 995 01:10:06,700 --> 01:10:10,500 Well, you can just forget about that, Oz, okay? Cynthia is as good as dead. 996 01:10:10,700 --> 01:10:11,700 What? Don't say that. 997 01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:14,000 Well, I am saying it, okay? She's as good as dead. 998 01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:16,000 We have nothing to bargain with thanks to Jill. 998 01:10:16,100 --> 01:10:18,700 - Look at this guy. - Don't pin this on me! 999 01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:21,700 Anyway, if I'm such a screwup, what are you even doing with me? 1000 01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:24,300 You know what? That's a really good question too, Jill. 1001 01:10:24,500 --> 01:10:26,000 I'm out of here. 1002 01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:28,200 Well, you're not going, are you? 1003 01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:30,500 Hold on a minute. 1003 01:10:31,700 --> 01:10:33,500 You're gonna need the keys. 1004 01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:37,300 - Bye-bye. - I'm serious. 1005 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:41,200 If I get in that car, you're never gonna see me again. 1006 01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:43,700 Careful backing out, hon. 1007 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:46,000 Let's go. 1008 01:10:49,300 --> 01:10:51,200 Bag. 1009 01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:55,600 Why don't you take your pal Strabo with you? Remember him? 1010 01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:58,200 The Hungarian mobster that you let die? 1011 01:10:58,300 --> 01:11:00,300 He's sorry! He's very sorry! 1012 01:11:04,100 --> 01:11:07,500 She's coming back. I mean, she's gonna come back, right? 1013 01:11:08,700 --> 01:11:11,300 - No, I don't think so. - Oh, well, this is just great. 1014 01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:13,000 What are we gonna do now? 1015 01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:15,000 You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna leave. 1016 01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:17,000 You're on your own, Oz. 1017 01:11:20,900 --> 01:11:22,300 I thought we were friends. 1018 01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:27,900 Well, that's what you get for trusting a contract killer, Oz. 1019 01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:39,000 You son of a bitch. 1020 01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:45,000 You can't do this to Cynthia. 1021 01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:47,200 - Okay? - Not okay. 1021 01:11:47,500 --> 01:11:50,800 Your darling Cynthia's not completely innocent in all this, Oz. 1022 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,000 What? What does that mean? 1022 01:11:52,200 --> 01:11:55,400 Shit, shit, shit! Jill took my bag! 1023 01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:57,000 - So? - So... 1024 01:11:57,100 --> 01:12:00,500 there was something really important in the other bag, okay, Oz? 1025 01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:23,000 Oh, great! 1026 01:12:26,100 --> 01:12:28,500 - Hello. - Dentist, you hung up on me. 1027 01:12:28,700 --> 01:12:31,000 - Are you insane? - Lazlo! 1028 01:12:31,100 --> 01:12:34,500 - Hey, there was a button in the trunk. - That's great news. 1029 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:38,400 - Put my son on the phone, damn it! - He's... 1030 01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:41,800 - We're gonna have to push back that meeting, Lazlo. - No, no. 1031 01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,200 No pushing. No pushing. Put him on the phone. 1032 01:12:44,300 --> 01:12:46,400 I'm sorry, what? I can't hear you. 1032 01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:48,200 - Put my son on the phone. - There seems to be a little static. 1033 01:12:48,300 --> 01:12:51,800 - Are you going through a canyon? - Am I going through a canyon? No. 1034 01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:53,500 Hello? 1035 01:12:53,700 --> 01:12:54,700 - Hello? - Lazlo? 1035 01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:56,500 - Lazlo? - Hello? 1036 01:12:58,200 --> 01:12:59,800 Dentist, can you hear me? 1037 01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:03,700 You're seconds from dead. 1038 01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:09,500 Strabonitz. 1039 01:13:28,300 --> 01:13:29,600 Hey, Jill. 1040 01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:32,300 - It's me, Jimmy. How're you doing? - Let me ask you something. 1041 01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:34,700 If you hadn't taken the wrong bag, would we even be talking right now? 1042 01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:37,000 - Are you mad or something? - Get real. 1043 01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:38,600 - I mean, seriously. - Okay. No. 1044 01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:41,100 All right? You happy now? 1045 01:13:41,300 --> 01:13:43,800 I chased you away, so I could protect you, Jill. 1046 01:13:43,900 --> 01:13:45,100 I don't know why you don't believe that. 1046 01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:46,900 I don't believe you anything you say anymore. 1047 01:13:47,100 --> 01:13:48,600 - Jill... - I don't trust you anymore. 1048 01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:52,000 How am I supposed to have a kid with somebody I don't trust? 1049 01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:56,500 You know what? Forget it. I don't even know if I wanna have a kid with you anymore. 1050 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,300 Hold on a minute. 1051 01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:02,600 I'm thinking that if I were pregnant right now, I wouldn't even tell you. 1052 01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:05,500 Are you saying if you had a son and I... 1053 01:14:05,700 --> 01:14:08,200 And you were his mom and I was his dad, you wouldn't let me even see him just once? 1054 01:14:08,300 --> 01:14:10,300 - Not once. - Don't say that, Jill! 1055 01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:12,400 - Take it back right now. - I'm not gonna take it back. 1056 01:14:12,500 --> 01:14:15,900 You better tell me everything right now, or I'm not gonna lift a finger to help you. 1057 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:19,500 - How far back does this thing go? - Like a couple days or something. 1059 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:24,000 You're so full of it. You're gonna lie to me more? 1060 01:14:24,100 --> 01:14:26,000 All right, months and months. There, you happy now? 1061 01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:28,000 And why was Cynthia in on it from the beginning? 1062 01:14:28,100 --> 01:14:29,700 I was just trying to keep you out of harm's way. 1063 01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:32,000 - You trusted her not to get hurt. - Jill! 1064 01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:35,800 I gotta go help Oz. For me to do that, I've gotta go up there. 1065 01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:38,000 Just do everything I told you, and we're gonna be fine, all right? 1066 01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:42,500 Don't worry. I'll remember everything you told me. 1067 01:14:55,300 --> 01:14:57,500 Jullie, call Mrs. Himelfarb, remind her to floss, 1068 01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:59,500 cancel all my appointments for the rest of my life, 1069 01:14:59,700 --> 01:15:02,400 send in as much nitrous as you can, and call the FBI. 1070 01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:04,100 - What? - Call the FBI! 1071 01:15:04,700 --> 01:15:07,900 - What's wrong? - What's wrong? What's wrong? 1072 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,900 I'll tell you what's wrong. Everything's wrong. 1073 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,100 Take a look around you. Nothing's right. 1074 01:15:12,700 --> 01:15:15,400 Cynthia got kidnapped by a bunch of Hungarian killers. 1075 01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:19,000 And instead of calling the FBI or the police, like every other rational man would do, 1075 01:15:19,100 --> 01:15:20,300 I thought to myself... 1076 01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:24,500 "Hey, hey, let's try to get in contact with somebody else that kills a lot of people." 1077 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,300 So, I went down to Mexico, 1077 01:15:26,500 --> 01:15:28,500 which is heavily underdeveloped by the way, 1078 01:15:28,700 --> 01:15:30,500 and I asked him to help me out. And did he help me out? 1079 01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:32,700 No! No, he didn't help me out. He didn't help me out. 1079 01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:34,000 No, he didn't help me out! 1080 01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:36,700 You know what he did? He put on bunny slippers, he shot at me, 1081 01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:39,200 and then he cooked me some chicken! 1082 01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:44,500 I'm gonna be okay. 1083 01:15:44,700 --> 01:15:46,000 I'm gonna calm down, 1084 01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:47,500 I'm gonna go downstairs, 1084 01:15:47,700 --> 01:15:50,600 and I'm gonna take a nice, leisurely drive in my Porsche. 1085 01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:53,000 Oh, no, wait a minute! I can't take a drive in my Porsche, 1085 01:15:53,100 --> 01:15:54,700 because I don't have a Porsche anymore. 1086 01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:57,300 That's gone, that's history, that's archives! 1087 01:15:57,500 --> 01:15:59,100 We left that. We left the Porsche, 1087 01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:01,000 so we could get on a bus and rent some other car. 1088 01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:03,600 And you know why? Because I don't. Do you know why? 1089 01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:06,800 Some kind of GPS, I don't know, system. 1090 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,800 - What's that smell? - I'll tell you what that smell is. 1091 01:16:12,100 --> 01:16:15,300 It's me. I smell. And you know why? 1092 01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:18,500 Because I've been wearing this suit for three days. I smell like ass. 1093 01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:20,100 Or... foot. 1094 01:16:20,300 --> 01:16:24,200 Or some kind of foot that's been lodged up deep, deep, deep inside an ass. 1094 01:16:24,300 --> 01:16:26,300 I'll tell you the worst thing... 1095 01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:30,900 I woke up naked next to another naked man who admittedly wets the bed. 1096 01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:34,000 So, if you talk to anybody or anybody calls here... 1097 01:16:35,700 --> 01:16:38,300 you tell them I fell down a flight of stairs. 1098 01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:40,600 - Yes, sir. - Don't "yes, sir" me! 1099 01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:43,700 - Call the FBI! - Calling. I'm calling. 1100 01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:45,700 Dial F-B-I. 1101 01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:49,000 Call the FBI and tell them I fell down a flight of stairs! 1102 01:17:06,700 --> 01:17:10,500 My guess is that going to the feds is the thing that's gonna get Cynthia killed. 1103 01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:14,600 What are you doing here? I don't need you anymore, all right? 1104 01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:17,300 I can handle this on my own. I'm an adult. 1105 01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:25,800 You okay? 1106 01:17:26,100 --> 01:17:27,300 Thanks. 1107 01:17:28,700 --> 01:17:33,300 Let's face it, Oz. Kicking ass is not your expertise. That's my job. 1108 01:17:33,700 --> 01:17:37,400 Hanging on to the woman you love is where I fall a little short. 1109 01:17:38,700 --> 01:17:40,100 - How do you do that? - Do what? 1110 01:17:40,300 --> 01:17:42,200 That. That. 1111 01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:45,800 One minute I wanna kill you, the next minute you got me... 1112 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,200 feeling sorry for you. 1112 01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:49,500 Oz, you really are a good guy. 1113 01:17:49,700 --> 01:17:53,500 And I don't want you or Cynthia or anyone else paying for my past sins anymore. 1114 01:17:53,700 --> 01:17:56,000 I thought you said friendship was overrated. 1115 01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:58,800 I'm a liar. 1116 01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:03,500 - So, what do we do? - Go get Cynthia. 1117 01:18:03,700 --> 01:18:06,200 - How? - You just leave that to your old pal Jimmy Tudeski. 1118 01:18:06,300 --> 01:18:09,100 God! Julie, Julie, Julie, don't call the FBI! 1119 01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:10,200 Julie who? 1120 01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:13,200 My receptionist. Your wife's replacement. 1121 01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:20,100 - Julie, what did you do? - I chloroformed his ass. 1122 01:18:20,300 --> 01:18:22,100 Why? You don't have to tell me why. 1123 01:18:22,300 --> 01:18:25,600 Now, you can go quietly or your ass can get the chloroform too. 1124 01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:28,700 What kind of a receptionist are you? 1125 01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:31,800 The kind that doesn't forget who murdered her brother. 1125 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,000 What?! 1126 01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:36,000 All right, look, I'm gonna get the temp agency on the phone. 1127 01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:40,000 Don't you dare make a move, Dr. Oseransky. Keep your ass right there. 1128 01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:43,300 Julie, Julie, if that is your real name? 1129 01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:46,500 My name is Jules. Jules Figueroa. 1130 01:18:52,300 --> 01:18:55,800 - Frankie Figs? - Frankie Figs. 1131 01:18:55,900 --> 01:18:58,500 You remember that? He was my brother. 1131 01:18:58,700 --> 01:19:00,500 And I do believe you knew him. 1132 01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:05,000 - I'll take that chloroform now. - Yeah, I know you will. 1133 01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:27,500 - You smell great, baby. - Oz. 1134 01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:32,100 You know, I don't have to be at work today. We can... 1135 01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:36,800 Oz! 1136 01:19:46,700 --> 01:19:48,200 Jimmy. 1137 01:19:48,900 --> 01:19:51,300 Jimmy. Jimmy! 1138 01:19:55,900 --> 01:19:58,500 It's been a long time since I've been chloroformed. 1139 01:19:58,700 --> 01:20:01,000 Still got that little zing to it, though. 1140 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:05,000 Tastes like they put a bunch of pennies in your mouth, doesn't it? 1141 01:20:07,100 --> 01:20:08,400 Jimmy, I'm sorry. 1142 01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:10,100 - I didn't find it. - Find what? 1143 01:20:10,300 --> 01:20:11,800 You've been here three days, Cynthia. 1144 01:20:11,900 --> 01:20:13,900 I got into the safe, but it's not there. 1145 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:15,700 - What safe? - It's got to be here somewhere. 1146 01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:17,800 Well, this isn't exactly what we talked about, either, is it? 1147 01:20:17,900 --> 01:20:21,000 Calm down, all right? Just calm down. All right? I'm on it. 1148 01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:26,700 What safe? Why are you guys talking together so much? 1149 01:20:40,700 --> 01:20:43,300 Have you been involved in this from the beginning? 1150 01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:46,000 - Oz... - Correct me if I'm wrong, 1151 01:20:46,100 --> 01:20:48,000 but we took vows. 1152 01:20:48,100 --> 01:20:51,100 And I think one was you're not supposed to pretend that you're kidnapped 1153 01:20:51,300 --> 01:20:54,600 and get your husband shot at for three days while he's trying to save you. 1154 01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:57,500 - That was uncalled for. - I'm not a lawyer, 1155 01:20:57,700 --> 01:21:00,400 but I believe this is grounds for divorce. 1156 01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:02,600 And what is that sound? 1157 01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:04,500 That's chain saws. 1157 01:21:05,300 --> 01:21:06,500 Chain saw, check. 1158 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,800 Hack tub. 1159 01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:12,000 What is that for? 1160 01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:14,500 What's the tin metal thing for? 1160 01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:17,600 They're gonna hack us up into little pieces in that, so that blood doesn't get everywhere. 1161 01:21:17,700 --> 01:21:19,000 Oh, I see. 1162 01:21:21,100 --> 01:21:23,400 They're gonna put the hacked-up pieces in those plastic bags. 1163 01:21:23,500 --> 01:21:27,100 - Are you done? - Yes, he's done. 1164 01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:30,500 Jimmy Tulip... 1164 01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:34,300 The rat-shit scum of Chicago. 1165 01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:36,600 Mr. Tough Guy, 1166 01:21:36,700 --> 01:21:41,400 served up to me on a platter by the pretty black girl. 1167 01:21:43,300 --> 01:21:44,700 That stings. 1168 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:48,600 I made you who you are, and you stab me in the heart 1169 01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:51,300 with something sharp. 1170 01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:53,100 What does he mean, he made you who you are? 1171 01:21:53,300 --> 01:21:57,700 Oh, yes. Could not fire a slingshot until I taught him how. 1172 01:21:57,900 --> 01:22:00,500 "Pay attention, little boy. Hold it firm. 1173 01:22:00,700 --> 01:22:02,500 "Stop crying and watch. 1173 01:22:02,900 --> 01:22:04,100 "Like this." 1174 01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:09,800 Where's Strabo? 1174 01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:12,000 I'm pretty sure he's with Janni right now. 1175 01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:20,000 Where is my son? 1176 01:22:26,100 --> 01:22:29,100 - Where's my boy?! - All right, that's it! I've had enough. 1177 01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:30,400 - Oz! - No. 1178 01:22:30,500 --> 01:22:32,200 If you ever wanna see your son alive again, 1178 01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:33,900 you'll let us go right now. 1179 01:22:34,100 --> 01:22:36,000 Is that right? 1180 01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:38,300 Yeah, that's right. 1181 01:22:38,500 --> 01:22:41,000 And if we're not out of here by 11 o'clcok, 1182 01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:43,200 Jill's gonna put one in Strabo's forehead, 1182 01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:46,500 just like Jimmy put one in Janni's forehead. 1183 01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:51,100 - It wasn't pretty. - Give me a gun. 1184 01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:53,100 - Not bad, Oz. - Thanks. 1185 01:22:55,800 --> 01:22:57,700 - I think it's Jimmy's wife. - What? 1186 01:22:57,800 --> 01:22:59,900 - No, no, no! That was going so well. - What is this? 1188 01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:02,800 I wanna come in and talk business with you. 1189 01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:04,900 - Or else. - Or else what? 1190 01:23:05,100 --> 01:23:08,700 Or else I'm afraid I'm gonna have to blow Strabo's head off. 1191 01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:11,200 Oh, no, no, no. Strabo, you all right? 1192 01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:17,300 He's fine. 1193 01:23:18,700 --> 01:23:21,800 He can't talk, he's duct-taped. 1194 01:23:22,300 --> 01:23:24,500 I got this car wired with explosives. 1195 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:28,100 - You let me in, he'll be fine. - Fine. 1196 01:23:28,300 --> 01:23:29,900 Come in, do whatever you want, apparently. 1196 01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:33,000 Get the broad! Get the car! Get the Strabo! 1197 01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:37,200 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1197 01:23:37,300 --> 01:23:38,700 - What is in the big purse? - Nothing. 1198 01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:41,300 - It's what? - I'm good. 1199 01:23:41,500 --> 01:23:42,900 - Take a right. - This way. 1200 01:23:43,100 --> 01:23:46,400 What the fuck are you assholes up to now? 1201 01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:48,800 Look who's here. 1202 01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:52,800 Can I ask you a questionnaire how you found this place? 1203 01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:54,300 Nice Porsche you got. 1204 01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:56,500 You still have the Porsche? 1205 01:23:56,700 --> 01:24:00,300 Let me explain to you when we all get a moment together the concept... 1206 01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:02,300 - ...of the secret hideout. - All right! 1207 01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:04,800 Everybody drop your weapons right now and slide them over to me, 1208 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:08,900 or I'll press this button, and Strabo gets blown to little Hungarian meatballs. 1209 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:11,000 - Don't push nothing. - I'm gonna push it. 1209 01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:12,600 Drop them! Now! 1210 01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:14,100 - Drop them! - Drop it. 1211 01:24:14,300 --> 01:24:16,300 - Go ahead. Come on. Come on. - Let's go. On the floor. 1212 01:24:16,500 --> 01:24:18,800 Kick them over. Step away. 1213 01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:23,800 - Untie Oz and Cynthia. - No. No untying... 1214 01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:26,800 - Do it! Untie Oz and Cynhtia. - Let's see where it's going. 1215 01:24:26,900 --> 01:24:29,200 All right. Come on. Come on. 1216 01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:33,500 Aren't you forgetting something, Jill? 1217 01:24:33,700 --> 01:24:36,300 Am I forgetting something? I don't think so. 1218 01:24:36,500 --> 01:24:39,000 - They had a terrible fight. - Did they? 1219 01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:41,700 What would you do, if I told you I have something you want? 1219 01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:44,300 I would be baffled, to begin with. 1220 01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:46,100 Or, more precisely... 1221 01:24:48,700 --> 01:24:50,600 half of something you want. 1222 01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:52,700 Don't. 1223 01:24:53,700 --> 01:24:56,500 You have Jimmy's half. 1224 01:24:57,800 --> 01:25:01,400 - Would you cut me in for a slice? - You want a slice of the pie? 1225 01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:04,600 Maybe... 1226 01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:08,400 - Keep talking. - I wanna work for you. 1227 01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:11,500 - Of course you do. Who doesn't? - I don't have any allegiances to anyone. 1228 01:25:11,700 --> 01:25:15,100 I'm all yours. And I could be your most valuable hitter. 1229 01:25:17,500 --> 01:25:20,100 You shut up or I'll blow your brains out! 1230 01:25:21,100 --> 01:25:25,600 First thing I'm going to need is my son Strabo in my company. 1231 01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:27,600 Secondly, maybe a little test. 1232 01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:30,700 I'm thinking... kill Jimmy. 1233 01:25:31,600 --> 01:25:34,100 In the melon. One shot. 1234 01:25:34,300 --> 01:25:36,700 - What do you say? - Name the time and place. 1235 01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:39,800 Is now good for you? 1236 01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:47,500 - Right here, right now? - Right fucking now. 1237 01:25:52,400 --> 01:25:55,600 - You gotta be kidding me, right? - Jill, what the hell are you doing? 1238 01:25:57,400 --> 01:25:59,000 Take your little cross back. 1239 01:25:59,300 --> 01:26:01,400 What are you gonna do without your good luck charm now? 1240 01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:03,500 - Jill, stop screwing around. - Shut up, Oz! 1241 01:26:03,700 --> 01:26:07,400 That's right, Jill, stop screwing around. You're not gonna shoot anybody. 1242 01:26:07,700 --> 01:26:10,800 All you gotta do, is tell me you're not still in love with Cynthia. 1243 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:13,000 - I'm not gonna do that. -Why? 1244 01:26:13,100 --> 01:26:16,800 She's my ex-wife. I still have feelings for her and I always will. 1245 01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:19,400 - Ooh, that's a really bad answer. - Shut up, Oz! 1246 01:26:19,500 --> 01:26:22,200 You can't even just say it, can you? 1247 01:26:22,400 --> 01:26:23,700 Just say it. 1248 01:26:24,300 --> 01:26:27,700 This is reminding me now of my favorite soap opera... 1249 01:26:27,800 --> 01:26:30,200 'the Hourglass of my Sand Children'. 1250 01:26:32,300 --> 01:26:36,500 Listen, you're either a shooter or you're not. 1251 01:26:36,700 --> 01:26:39,300 I am. I am. 1252 01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:41,200 I am. 1253 01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:43,200 Here's an idea for you... 1254 01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:46,600 - Got an elevator shaft around here, Lazlo? - I'm sorry? 1255 01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:50,600 Because I could fall down that. You know, die that way. 1256 01:26:50,800 --> 01:26:51,900 - You might wanna stop. - And that would be the only way 1256 01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:53,500 anybody's really gonna get killed around here. 1257 01:26:53,700 --> 01:26:56,800 - Shut up! - You couldn't even hit that lamp over there. 1258 01:26:57,200 --> 01:27:00,800 But I'll give you a tip. You wanna hit that lamp, you should aim at me. 1259 01:27:02,700 --> 01:27:04,200 Jimmy, she aimed for the lamp and she hit the lamp. 1260 01:27:04,300 --> 01:27:05,900 She aimed and hit the lamp. 1261 01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:09,200 - Still, lucky shot. - I'm gonna give you one last chance, baby. 1262 01:27:09,300 --> 01:27:11,000 - You don't have the balls. - Ha! 1263 01:27:11,300 --> 01:27:14,900 - This from a guy who rarely gets it up. - It's funny. He never had that problem with me. 1264 01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:17,400 Not helping. Not helping. Why isn't anybody helping? 1265 01:27:17,600 --> 01:27:21,300 I think you have to be in love with someone to get it up, Jill. 1266 01:27:22,500 --> 01:27:23,700 Shoot him. 1267 01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:25,600 Jill, you're never gonna be a hit girl, 1268 01:27:25,700 --> 01:27:30,800 just a stupid, stumbling, bumbling, can't-kill-anything ex-dental assistant. 1269 01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:44,800 - Jimmy, Jimmy! - He's dead? 1270 01:27:44,900 --> 01:27:47,100 - Yes? - He's dead. He's dead! 1271 01:27:47,300 --> 01:27:51,200 He's dead! I didn't think you had it in you, quite frankly. 1272 01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:54,700 Don't cry. Everything's going to be fine. Go get Strabo, now. 1273 01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:59,200 Give me this. For the record, this is, what, a garage door opener? 1274 01:27:59,500 --> 01:28:01,300 Very clever. 1275 01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:06,800 So clever, I want you to keep that aimed at her, please. 1276 01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:10,500 - Wait, I thought we had a deal. - "I thought we had a deal." No. 1277 01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:14,000 Locked. 1278 01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:23,500 Lazlo, the car is loaded with Primacord. 1279 01:28:25,600 --> 01:28:27,500 I'm sure it is. 1280 01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:31,800 The first dollar I ever stole is back together. 1281 01:28:47,100 --> 01:28:49,100 - You okay? You okay? - Yeah. 1282 01:28:52,300 --> 01:28:56,700 You! You killed Strabonitz. 1283 01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:01,500 Whoa, look what I did! 1284 01:29:08,300 --> 01:29:10,300 Good work, Jimmy. Jammy, Jammy! 1285 01:29:10,500 --> 01:29:13,000 Nice work with that chair, Oz. Way to go, Cyn. 1286 01:29:13,100 --> 01:29:14,400 - Come here, baby. - You're alive? 1287 01:29:14,700 --> 01:29:16,800 I mean, good, but you... 1288 01:29:19,200 --> 01:29:21,000 Don't even think about it. 1288 01:29:21,200 --> 01:29:23,600 You were in on this whole thing from the beginning! 1289 01:29:23,800 --> 01:29:26,800 Of course I was. It's an old routine. It's the Skokie Switcheroo. 1290 01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:30,600 "The Skokie Switch..."? Where do you guys come up with these names? 1291 01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:33,600 I'm nor gonna calm down. I just watched my friend get shot through the heart. 1292 01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:37,300 - Larry's House of Halloween. - And what is the deal with that lamp? 1293 01:29:37,500 --> 01:29:39,400 I saw her shoot the lamp. 1294 01:29:39,600 --> 01:29:42,900 The first round was live, the rest were blanks, Oz. Try and keep up, really. 1295 01:29:43,100 --> 01:29:46,400 - We are gonna have such a talk later! - Sons of bitches! 1296 01:29:47,800 --> 01:29:49,400 So how far back does this go? 1297 01:29:49,700 --> 01:29:53,800 Hell, you were shooting at me in Mexico. Was that all part of the plan? 1298 01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:56,100 As a matter of fact, it was, yeah. 1299 01:29:56,700 --> 01:30:00,700 - You killed my Strabo! - Actually, Strabonitz was already dead, Lazlo. 1300 01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:03,400 Your hitter whacked him when she was shooting at us. 1301 01:30:03,600 --> 01:30:06,800 - This true? - Lazlo, shit happens. 1302 01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:08,400 Shit! 1303 01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:10,200 Yeah, watch this shit happen. 1304 01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:16,600 - All right, all right. Take it easy. - Was that real? I mean, is she really dead? 1305 01:30:16,800 --> 01:30:18,600 I mean, was that a fake bullet? 1306 01:30:19,500 --> 01:30:24,500 Jimmy, let me propose something before you start the killing. 1307 01:30:24,700 --> 01:30:28,500 Regroup the Gogolak gang. 50-50, you and me. 1308 01:30:28,700 --> 01:30:30,500 Like the old days. 1308 01:30:30,700 --> 01:30:33,200 Murder, mayhem, a couple of laughs. 1309 01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:38,000 I don't think so, Lazlo. Jill, tie him up. 1310 01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:40,200 - Wait. - What am I gonna tie him up for? 1311 01:30:40,300 --> 01:30:42,200 - I'm gonna kill him. - No, he specifically said-- 1312 01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:43,900 - Yeah, I know I said that, baby, but we can't kill him. - Shut up! 1313 01:30:44,100 --> 01:30:46,900 Of course you can't kill him. You can't kill anybody in this plan, not for real. 1314 01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:48,800 I think I can get him from here. It's a point-blank range. 1315 01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:52,100 No, I didn't mean you can't shoot him, I mean you just can't shoot him. 1316 01:30:52,300 --> 01:30:55,600 - Come on. - But you said I'm gonna make my bones. 1317 01:30:55,700 --> 01:30:56,900 You're gonna have to make your bones on somebody else. 1318 01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:59,000 - Bones? How do you "make bones"? - You can't kill him. 1319 01:30:59,200 --> 01:31:01,300 It's gangster terminology. She wants to make a name for herself. 1320 01:31:01,500 --> 01:31:02,800 You said I couldn't, I want to! 1321 01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:05,400 - Will you just listen one time? You can't kill him! - Why? Tell me why. 1322 01:31:05,500 --> 01:31:08,000 - Did you not hear what he said? No killing! - Tell me why not! 1323 01:31:08,200 --> 01:31:10,300 Because he's my father! 1324 01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:14,400 - Okay, even I didn't know about this. - Oh, see? See? 1325 01:31:14,600 --> 01:31:18,800 It doesn't feel good to not be involved in the plan, to not know what... 1326 01:31:19,300 --> 01:31:23,000 - He's your father?! - I raised you as one of my own. 1327 01:31:23,500 --> 01:31:26,500 - That's far enough. - I made him a man! 1328 01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:31,300 A man who can't kill his papa. 1329 01:31:34,500 --> 01:31:37,800 Step aside, Jill. It could go right through. 1330 01:31:40,700 --> 01:31:43,000 Jimmy. 1331 01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:52,500 - Jill, shoot Papa in the foot. - Straight through or leave a souvenir? 1332 01:31:52,700 --> 01:31:54,400 - Oh, no, no. Wait. - Souvenir. 1333 01:31:57,200 --> 01:31:58,800 That's gotta hurt. 1334 01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:03,500 - Who is that? The fake police? - Okay, we gotta go. 1335 01:32:03,700 --> 01:32:07,300 I'm not going anywhere until somebody tells me what this is all about. 1336 01:32:07,500 --> 01:32:11,800 Cynthia, help me get Oz out of here. Thanks for the inheritance, Pops. 1337 01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:16,300 - Way to go, Cyn. - You'll never live to spend a dime, Jimmy! 1338 01:32:27,300 --> 01:32:30,000 We're rich! We're rich! 1339 01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:34,600 - Baby, you were so good! - I had a good teacher. 1340 01:32:34,700 --> 01:32:38,900 Well, I'm so glad we're so overjoyed. I've never been this confused in my entire life. 1341 01:32:39,100 --> 01:32:41,500 I think you dropped this a while back. 1342 01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:45,100 No, just borrowing it from an old friend, that's all. 1343 01:32:45,300 --> 01:32:48,200 - Don't need it anymore, Cyn. - Okay. 1344 01:32:48,300 --> 01:32:50,100 Would somebody tell me what the hell's going on? 1345 01:32:50,300 --> 01:32:53,700 This! This is what's going on. See that number right there, huh? 1346 01:32:53,800 --> 01:32:57,000 That is Lazlo Gogolak's main account in the Grand Caymans. 1347 01:32:57,200 --> 01:33:01,100 Somewhere around $280 million, half of which is yours. 1348 01:33:01,500 --> 01:33:03,700 Your tooth-pulling days are over, Oz. 1349 01:33:03,800 --> 01:33:05,800 - That was the plan? - Yes! 1350 01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:08,900 - Were you part of the plan? - I didn't even know about it until this afternoon. 1351 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:10,000 Why couldn't I have been involved in the plan? 1352 01:33:10,100 --> 01:33:11,800 I could've helped down. I could have played a part. 1352 01:33:11,900 --> 01:33:13,400 In college, I minored in theater. 1353 01:33:13,500 --> 01:33:16,000 $280 million? 1354 01:33:17,200 --> 01:33:20,500 That's it. This is too much, okay? It's great, but it's too much. 1355 01:33:20,700 --> 01:33:23,400 - Any more surprises? - Just one. 1356 01:33:23,600 --> 01:33:25,600 - What? - I guess the doctors were wrong. 1357 01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:27,500 - What do you mean? - I'm pregnant. 1358 01:33:27,600 --> 01:33:29,800 Oh, my God, congratulations! 1359 01:33:30,100 --> 01:33:32,000 Oh, my God, are you serious? 1360 01:33:32,300 --> 01:33:33,800 I'm gonna be a dad? 1361 01:33:42,500 --> 01:33:45,500 We're not gonna start with that again, are we? 1362 01:33:51,400 --> 01:33:54,300 Put the top up, okay? It's embarrassing. 1363 01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:03,000 - Come on! Come and get me. - Freeze, right there! 1364 01:34:05,300 --> 01:34:08,300 - Cross, cross. - Watch it, buster. 1365 01:34:08,400 --> 01:34:13,600 Anybody for cookie, coffee, tea? 1366 01:34:13,800 --> 01:34:16,000 Mother, please. 1367 01:34:17,200 --> 01:34:19,500 One of you, could you just shoot me? 1367 01:34:20,200 --> 01:34:21,400 Please. 120736