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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,391 --> 00:00:09,109 - Hey, Gary. How you doing? - Good. Good. Good. 2 00:00:09,144 --> 00:00:10,560 He's not... This isn't yours? 3 00:00:10,562 --> 00:00:13,864 - He's my nephew. - Cute, I imagine. 4 00:00:13,899 --> 00:00:16,483 I'll tell you what, kid. Here's a Jackson. 5 00:00:16,535 --> 00:00:19,319 Go get yourself 10 sodas and you never saw us. 6 00:00:19,371 --> 00:00:21,571 Or just water. Just choose water. 7 00:00:23,075 --> 00:00:25,408 - Wow, this is weird, huh? - Mm. 8 00:00:25,410 --> 00:00:28,211 It's been a long time since I've seen you guys. Wow. 9 00:00:28,247 --> 00:00:29,713 Did you see those pictures that I sent you? 10 00:00:29,748 --> 00:00:31,915 No, I didn't, Gary. And why the fuck are we here? 11 00:00:31,967 --> 00:00:35,085 Okay, easy, easy. It's anonymous. 12 00:00:35,137 --> 00:00:36,753 Just pretend like you're parents checking this place out. 13 00:00:36,805 --> 00:00:39,756 - Paint something. - I don't even paint my own nails, Gary. 14 00:00:39,808 --> 00:00:41,424 A Vietnamese lady does that. 15 00:00:41,510 --> 00:00:43,059 Talk or we leave. 16 00:00:43,095 --> 00:00:45,228 It's the Families First Bill. 17 00:00:45,264 --> 00:00:47,097 It's a difficult time for the president. 18 00:00:47,099 --> 00:00:48,932 Gary, I am very good at my job, 19 00:00:48,984 --> 00:00:51,151 and even I can't get people to vote for that heap of mystery meat. 20 00:00:51,186 --> 00:00:54,237 It's not that. It's the opposite. She wants it to go away. 21 00:00:54,273 --> 00:00:56,323 So Selina needs to lose the vote 22 00:00:56,358 --> 00:00:58,742 and you want us to lobby members of Congress under the wire. 23 00:00:58,777 --> 00:01:02,412 I am so glad I left. She has gone full Colonel Kurtz. 24 00:01:02,447 --> 00:01:04,281 Is she giving orders from under the desk? 25 00:01:04,333 --> 00:01:06,449 She doesn't even know about this, all right? 26 00:01:06,502 --> 00:01:08,201 And she's not gonna know about this. 27 00:01:08,253 --> 00:01:10,787 Okay, well, in that case, I'm gonna say yes to this, 28 00:01:10,839 --> 00:01:12,873 - but for one reason only. - Loyalty? 29 00:01:12,925 --> 00:01:16,042 - Money. - Can't you just do this for Selina? 30 00:01:16,094 --> 00:01:18,845 - No. - Okay, well, I can't authorize that. 31 00:01:18,881 --> 00:01:20,263 Well, get Ben to. 32 00:01:20,299 --> 00:01:21,798 How'd you know Ben was involved? 33 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:24,434 - Okay. - Because he's not. 34 00:01:24,469 --> 00:01:27,270 - Right. - This is getting completely out of hand. 35 00:01:27,306 --> 00:01:28,471 No, no, it isn't. 36 00:01:28,524 --> 00:01:30,607 We just accepted your proposal 37 00:01:30,642 --> 00:01:32,609 and we'll be in touch with the figures. 38 00:01:32,644 --> 00:01:33,944 Okay, all right. Thank you. 39 00:01:33,979 --> 00:01:36,613 No, no, no. You want to blow our cover? 40 00:01:36,648 --> 00:01:39,649 Nobody shakes hands in a craft shop. 41 00:01:39,651 --> 00:01:41,868 You know, at least three of these kids are probably mine. 42 00:01:41,904 --> 00:01:42,819 Okay. 43 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:57,500 A big day for President Meyer 44 00:01:57,586 --> 00:01:59,886 as her beleaguered Families First Bill 45 00:01:59,922 --> 00:02:01,805 faces the final vote. 46 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:03,340 - What are you doing? - What? 47 00:02:03,342 --> 00:02:04,724 Why are the flowers in front of it? 48 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:06,760 I can't see it if the flowers are there. 49 00:02:06,812 --> 00:02:08,979 - Ugh, God. - Oh, God. 50 00:02:09,014 --> 00:02:11,481 No, no, let me get that, you sweet little invalid. 51 00:02:11,516 --> 00:02:13,350 I'm not an invalid. I'm completely fine. 52 00:02:13,402 --> 00:02:15,268 - These are empty. - I don't know how I got this. 53 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:16,987 From meeting people, I guess. 54 00:02:17,022 --> 00:02:20,857 God, Gary, I wish to Jesus that you had gotten this flu instead of me. 55 00:02:20,909 --> 00:02:22,359 Oh, my God, me, too. Me, too. 56 00:02:22,411 --> 00:02:24,027 All right, here we go. 57 00:02:24,029 --> 00:02:25,412 - Put it right there. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 58 00:02:25,447 --> 00:02:27,030 She needs to nap. She needs to nap. 59 00:02:27,082 --> 00:02:29,032 And that is a Gary Walsh executive order. 60 00:02:29,034 --> 00:02:31,534 - Duly noted. - Gary, I'm completely fine, okay? 61 00:02:31,587 --> 00:02:34,170 I'm just working from home today. My God. 62 00:02:36,008 --> 00:02:37,757 Okay, coast is clear. 63 00:02:37,793 --> 00:02:39,709 211 are voting against the bill. 64 00:02:39,761 --> 00:02:42,095 Five undecided. And we've got three yeses 65 00:02:42,130 --> 00:02:44,631 that we're working on turning around into nos. 66 00:02:44,683 --> 00:02:48,218 So defeat is within our grasp. 67 00:02:48,220 --> 00:02:49,519 - Ma'am. - Yes? 68 00:02:49,554 --> 00:02:51,605 Here's an iPad with that voice memo app I like. 69 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:54,140 There's also a cool tile game on here if you want to play a game. 70 00:02:54,192 --> 00:02:56,476 - A what? A tile? - Which, of course, you don't want to play. 71 00:02:56,528 --> 00:02:58,111 Is that Families First? 72 00:02:58,146 --> 00:03:00,196 Yeah, it's really close, but we're doing our best to lose it. 73 00:03:00,232 --> 00:03:02,983 Can I just restate how difficult me knowing this makes my job? 74 00:03:03,035 --> 00:03:05,318 Which is already extremely difficult. 75 00:03:05,370 --> 00:03:08,321 We have to lose the vote to have a chance of winning the election. 76 00:03:08,373 --> 00:03:09,873 We kill the bill, we end the criticism. 77 00:03:09,908 --> 00:03:11,074 I'm the press secretary. 78 00:03:11,126 --> 00:03:13,410 What I don't know, I can't lie about. 79 00:03:13,462 --> 00:03:15,712 Including this, whatever this is. 80 00:03:15,747 --> 00:03:17,213 You don't need to lie about this. 81 00:03:17,249 --> 00:03:18,748 We're asking people to vote yes. 82 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:20,583 We're doing what we should be doing. We're just doing it badly. 83 00:03:20,585 --> 00:03:23,169 - Oh! - Bless you. 84 00:03:23,221 --> 00:03:26,172 I think I just sneezed up part of my pancreas. 85 00:03:26,224 --> 00:03:29,092 Don't worry, Mike. We have a team of our worst people on this. 86 00:03:29,144 --> 00:03:32,262 Cazzelli, Lennox. The usual saps. Jonah, Richard. 87 00:03:32,264 --> 00:03:35,015 I didn't hear any of this because the acoustics are so bad. 88 00:03:35,067 --> 00:03:37,684 Sue, this is a test memo. 89 00:03:37,736 --> 00:03:38,935 Send memo. 90 00:03:38,987 --> 00:03:41,271 - What is this? - It's a footstool. 91 00:03:41,323 --> 00:03:43,106 Oh, yeah, I feel so much better. 92 00:03:45,193 --> 00:03:46,943 Sir, this is a great bill. 93 00:03:46,945 --> 00:03:49,829 And sometimes it takes a great man to see greatness. 94 00:03:49,865 --> 00:03:51,331 Are you a great man? 95 00:03:51,366 --> 00:03:52,999 Title four, section seven 96 00:03:53,035 --> 00:03:55,168 negates the entire point of the legislation. 97 00:03:55,203 --> 00:03:56,703 How did they write this thing? 98 00:03:56,755 --> 00:03:58,538 Get drunk and tape crayons to their feet? 99 00:03:58,590 --> 00:04:01,124 Well, what if I told you that was gone? 100 00:04:01,176 --> 00:04:02,625 But it isn't gone, is it? 101 00:04:02,627 --> 00:04:05,295 - No, sir, it's still there. - But what if it was gone? 102 00:04:05,380 --> 00:04:07,097 - Oh, that's a good point. - Thank you. 103 00:04:07,132 --> 00:04:09,349 So you're the best the White House has to offer? 104 00:04:09,384 --> 00:04:12,218 - Yes, sir. - Two giant children in their dads' suits. 105 00:04:13,605 --> 00:04:16,639 Uh, sir, we have a folder full of numbers here, 106 00:04:16,641 --> 00:04:18,475 and I think you'll find these numbers 107 00:04:18,527 --> 00:04:20,810 just to be great, great numbers. 108 00:04:20,812 --> 00:04:23,196 Saying what? 109 00:04:23,231 --> 00:04:26,566 - Uh, Richard, what do the numbers say? - You haven't read the numbers. 110 00:04:26,618 --> 00:04:29,869 We've glanced at the numbers, sir, and at first glance they are very compelling. 111 00:04:29,905 --> 00:04:31,571 - You know where the door is. - Sir, if there's anything... 112 00:04:31,623 --> 00:04:32,989 Oh, wait. You work for President Meyer. 113 00:04:32,991 --> 00:04:34,624 You don't know where the door is. I'll show you. 114 00:04:34,659 --> 00:04:36,376 - It's over here. - Sir, you may or may not know 115 00:04:36,411 --> 00:04:38,495 that I ran a multimillion-dollar website. 116 00:04:38,547 --> 00:04:40,630 So if I can offer any web design or support... 117 00:04:40,665 --> 00:04:42,832 Sir, can I ask you how you're going to vote today? 118 00:04:42,884 --> 00:04:45,335 No. - Is that no as in I can't ask you or no as in... 119 00:04:45,387 --> 00:04:48,004 Hey, Sue, have you seen my bag? 120 00:04:48,006 --> 00:04:49,723 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on? 121 00:04:49,758 --> 00:04:51,391 This is my area. She needs quiet. What's going on? 122 00:04:51,426 --> 00:04:52,976 Put it right there in the corner. Thank you. 123 00:04:53,011 --> 00:04:54,811 No, no, no. You can't do this. You cannot do this. 124 00:04:54,846 --> 00:04:57,063 Sue, I need you to set up an office 125 00:04:57,099 --> 00:04:58,565 outside the bedroom. 126 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,683 Okay. 127 00:05:00,685 --> 00:05:03,603 You're not the only one who's important, Sue. 128 00:05:03,655 --> 00:05:05,572 Gary. 129 00:05:05,607 --> 00:05:08,324 Can I have a hot water with lemon and honey? 130 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:09,859 See? 131 00:05:09,911 --> 00:05:11,578 You should get on that, Gary. 132 00:05:11,613 --> 00:05:13,947 Uh, I know. 133 00:05:16,118 --> 00:05:18,952 So, Tom, how are you finding our president? 134 00:05:19,004 --> 00:05:20,703 Oh, you know, presidential. 135 00:05:20,756 --> 00:05:23,757 It's like she wants to run the whole damn country. 136 00:05:23,792 --> 00:05:26,459 You know what? The last guy, he was the same way. 137 00:05:26,511 --> 00:05:28,795 We agreed she's gonna stay president. 138 00:05:28,847 --> 00:05:31,131 We have to do everything we can to stop that bill. 139 00:05:31,183 --> 00:05:33,016 So are you? 140 00:05:33,051 --> 00:05:34,934 You know, you just started that last sentence with a "we" 141 00:05:34,970 --> 00:05:36,553 and you finished it with a "you." 142 00:05:36,638 --> 00:05:37,887 Are you making progress? 143 00:05:37,973 --> 00:05:39,722 Yeah, I'm on it. I got Richard and Jonah... 144 00:05:39,724 --> 00:05:43,393 Ooh, Ben, I don't need to know what you're doing. 145 00:05:43,395 --> 00:05:44,861 I just need to get it done. 146 00:05:44,896 --> 00:05:48,615 Huge, huge fight. Even the bride got involved. 147 00:05:48,650 --> 00:05:50,233 - No. - Amazing. 148 00:05:50,235 --> 00:05:51,901 There is nothing like a Boston wedding. 149 00:05:51,903 --> 00:05:55,738 - Let me tell you that. - Wow, that was worryingly good, Tom. 150 00:05:55,791 --> 00:05:59,292 I mean, that was some black belt jujitsu bullshit right there. 151 00:05:59,327 --> 00:06:03,546 I have to go. We'll take this up in eight minutes' time. 152 00:06:03,582 --> 00:06:05,882 - You are clear to go in. - You can't go in there. 153 00:06:05,917 --> 00:06:08,418 Kent, you can come straight in. 154 00:06:08,420 --> 00:06:11,337 If Gary tries to stop you, you can ignore him. 155 00:06:11,389 --> 00:06:13,556 Well, I have a memo saying that she needs rest. 156 00:06:13,592 --> 00:06:16,092 - When was yours sent? - When was yours sent? 157 00:06:16,144 --> 00:06:17,343 I asked you first. 158 00:06:17,395 --> 00:06:19,679 I'll have to check my phone. 159 00:06:19,731 --> 00:06:22,015 Ma'am, I know it's difficult when you're running the free world, 160 00:06:22,067 --> 00:06:23,766 but you should really get some rest. 161 00:06:23,768 --> 00:06:26,569 Yeah, ahem, or maybe I can get a new doctor. 162 00:06:26,605 --> 00:06:29,105 In which case I'll just say keep taking the fluids, ma'am. 163 00:06:29,107 --> 00:06:32,242 Moyes is voting no. Good news... 164 00:06:32,277 --> 00:06:33,359 for the other side. 165 00:06:33,411 --> 00:06:35,278 - That's so bad. - I know, I know. 166 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:37,163 - So bad. - Yeah. 167 00:06:37,199 --> 00:06:39,699 Have you heard about Moyes? It's incredible... 168 00:06:39,751 --> 00:06:43,286 how shortsighted some people can be. Unbelievable. 169 00:06:43,338 --> 00:06:45,288 Unbelievable, that's what we were saying. 170 00:06:45,340 --> 00:06:47,123 - I'll check back on you later, ma'am. - Okay, thank you. 171 00:06:47,175 --> 00:06:49,342 Ahem. 172 00:06:49,377 --> 00:06:52,295 Okay, congratulations, ma'am. So great about Moyes. 173 00:06:52,297 --> 00:06:54,964 We're now only four votes away from killing your bill. 174 00:06:54,966 --> 00:06:56,883 I feel like I'm captain of the Titanic 175 00:06:56,935 --> 00:06:59,352 and I carved out the iceberg myself. 176 00:06:59,387 --> 00:07:01,804 Okay, ma'am, I think you need to take a little power nap. 177 00:07:01,857 --> 00:07:04,224 - You need to rest, okay? - Yeah, I think maybe I'm gonna rest. 178 00:07:04,276 --> 00:07:06,142 - Yeah, just rest your body. - Yeah. 179 00:07:06,144 --> 00:07:07,694 Ma'am, are you ready for your next meeting? 180 00:07:07,729 --> 00:07:09,979 - SecDef is here. - Okay, no. 181 00:07:09,981 --> 00:07:12,815 It's okay. I can sleep when I'm dead 182 00:07:12,868 --> 00:07:14,484 in about an hour. 183 00:07:15,987 --> 00:07:18,488 There is nothing good to be said about Families First. 184 00:07:18,540 --> 00:07:22,659 Not since Herod has there been a piece of legislation 185 00:07:22,661 --> 00:07:24,911 so damaging to average families. 186 00:07:24,963 --> 00:07:28,248 Sir, if you want to help working families, this is not it. 187 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:31,334 This is akin to carrying out heart surgery with a pair of spoons. 188 00:07:31,336 --> 00:07:33,636 I don't need to be ridden by you two lobby horses 189 00:07:33,672 --> 00:07:36,172 to know that this bill is a waste of bowel space. 190 00:07:36,224 --> 00:07:39,225 - Well, that's great. - Fantastic. 191 00:07:39,261 --> 00:07:42,095 It is nice to meet somebody in politics 192 00:07:42,147 --> 00:07:43,930 who knows what he's talking about for a change. 193 00:07:43,982 --> 00:07:46,683 Yeah, Congressman, I'm just gonna leave you now with some numbers. 194 00:07:46,735 --> 00:07:49,986 And spoiler alert, they do not add up. 195 00:07:50,021 --> 00:07:51,688 This is the same folder that Jonah Ryan had. 196 00:07:51,690 --> 00:07:54,691 Wait, you met with Jonah Ryan? 197 00:07:54,743 --> 00:07:56,693 Six-foot waxwork and his cuddly boyfriend? 198 00:07:56,695 --> 00:07:59,028 - That would be him. - So you don't work for the White House, 199 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,997 but you have the same numbers. Well, now I'm interested. 200 00:08:01,032 --> 00:08:02,782 Now I am deeply fucking interested. 201 00:08:02,834 --> 00:08:05,285 We have the same Office Depot folder as they do. 202 00:08:05,337 --> 00:08:07,954 Call the "Washington Post." I smell conspiracy. 203 00:08:08,006 --> 00:08:11,207 Okay, sure, so why is this one shaking like Elvis's leg? 204 00:08:11,209 --> 00:08:12,792 You know, I'm starting to get the feeling 205 00:08:12,844 --> 00:08:15,962 that Meyer wants her own bill to fail. 206 00:08:16,014 --> 00:08:19,549 I think I've just reboarded the vote yes express. 207 00:08:22,220 --> 00:08:23,970 Meyer is a stand-in president. 208 00:08:24,022 --> 00:08:27,140 Don't you think it's time we have someone who is qualified? 209 00:08:27,192 --> 00:08:30,059 The president is qualified to be president because she is president. 210 00:08:30,061 --> 00:08:32,862 Does your party have a candidate who is president? 211 00:08:32,897 --> 00:08:34,364 I like that. 212 00:08:34,399 --> 00:08:37,283 Thank you, ma'am. And again, thank you for joining us. 213 00:08:37,319 --> 00:08:40,570 Oh, you're welcome. Thank you. Ahem. 214 00:08:40,572 --> 00:08:44,073 We need to discuss the color of tie that Tom's gonna wear... 215 00:08:44,075 --> 00:08:46,292 I'm sorry, ma'am. What was that? I didn't... 216 00:08:46,328 --> 00:08:48,544 Oh, no, I was just sending a memo. 217 00:08:48,580 --> 00:08:50,246 I didn't want to keep interrupting all the time. 218 00:08:50,298 --> 00:08:52,498 That is very considerate. Thank you. 219 00:08:52,550 --> 00:08:56,085 This is no way to run a civilized society. 220 00:08:56,087 --> 00:08:59,055 I believe... what is that? 221 00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:00,923 It's a memo from the president. 222 00:09:00,925 --> 00:09:03,509 - Go ahead, it's not important. - It is important, Ben. 223 00:09:03,561 --> 00:09:05,645 Every memo I send is important. 224 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:08,097 Send memo. Jesus. 225 00:09:08,099 --> 00:09:09,565 I'm not getting any memos. 226 00:09:09,601 --> 00:09:10,900 Oh, now I am. 227 00:09:10,935 --> 00:09:13,019 Go ahead, Tom. 228 00:09:13,071 --> 00:09:14,737 Okay. 229 00:09:14,773 --> 00:09:17,190 Well, Senator, to return to my... 230 00:09:17,242 --> 00:09:20,159 And you've got to be aggressive, though, you know? 231 00:09:20,195 --> 00:09:22,028 Man up here a little bit. 232 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,280 - Be aggressive? - Yeah. 233 00:09:24,332 --> 00:09:27,450 I'm starting to get really angry, Senator. 234 00:09:27,502 --> 00:09:31,037 I'm starting to feel that you're not really listening to me, Senator. 235 00:09:31,089 --> 00:09:34,007 And I'm getting sick of your constant interruptions. 236 00:09:34,042 --> 00:09:37,260 What the fuck? Moyes is voting yes? 237 00:09:37,295 --> 00:09:40,263 Moyes was 100% no. Moyes was a no. 238 00:09:40,298 --> 00:09:42,632 Ben, Moyes was supposed to be 100% no. 239 00:09:42,634 --> 00:09:46,969 That's it. I'm throwing the debate. You win, pretend opponent. 240 00:09:47,022 --> 00:09:49,355 Wait a second, Kent had a list who Jonah and Richard were seeing 241 00:09:49,391 --> 00:09:50,723 and you had a list who Dan and Amy were seeing? 242 00:09:50,775 --> 00:09:52,308 Did you not think to compare the lists? 243 00:09:52,310 --> 00:09:54,610 I have another list and you're right at the top of it, Gary, 244 00:09:54,646 --> 00:09:57,230 so don't you dare try to question my fucking methods. 245 00:09:57,282 --> 00:10:00,900 Well, I on the other hand, do dare to question your fucking methods. 246 00:10:00,952 --> 00:10:03,319 Well, Kent and I were running different parts of the operation. 247 00:10:03,371 --> 00:10:06,739 So your people are going to see the same people as Jonah and Richard? 248 00:10:06,791 --> 00:10:08,658 One. One of the same people. 249 00:10:08,660 --> 00:10:10,493 Oh, one. So one's okay. 250 00:10:10,495 --> 00:10:13,046 We just let off one nuke at the Super Bowl. 251 00:10:13,081 --> 00:10:14,714 Oh, so now you want to micromanage 252 00:10:14,749 --> 00:10:16,999 something that you didn't even want to be involved in. 253 00:10:17,052 --> 00:10:18,384 I don't want to manage it, but don't you think 254 00:10:18,420 --> 00:10:21,087 we could maybe find someone competent who could? 255 00:10:21,139 --> 00:10:23,506 Okay, whatever it is, I don't need to know. 256 00:10:23,558 --> 00:10:26,559 I'll tell you what's going on. Jonah saw Moyes earlier today and Dan and Amy have, too. 257 00:10:26,594 --> 00:10:27,844 And now Moyes is onto us. 258 00:10:27,896 --> 00:10:29,262 Why did you just tell me that? 259 00:10:29,314 --> 00:10:30,847 This is so much worse for me. 260 00:10:30,849 --> 00:10:32,899 I was the field agent who gave Dan and Amy the mission. 261 00:10:32,934 --> 00:10:34,901 I was the messenger. I could be shot. 262 00:10:34,936 --> 00:10:38,020 This isn't about you, Gary. Jesus, nothing here is ever about you. 263 00:10:38,073 --> 00:10:40,957 I didn't hear any of this 'cause I have a really bad case of tinnitus, 264 00:10:41,009 --> 00:10:43,843 especially when discussing morally dubious things. 265 00:10:43,878 --> 00:10:45,511 So it's kind of like sinnitus. 266 00:10:45,547 --> 00:10:47,380 But I'm implicated. I'm the linchpin. 267 00:10:47,382 --> 00:10:49,348 - I could go to jail! - Shut up! 268 00:10:49,384 --> 00:10:52,018 No, you shut up. You shut up. 269 00:10:52,053 --> 00:10:54,887 And I will also shut up first. 270 00:10:54,889 --> 00:10:57,223 Sue! Sue, I need to see the president. 271 00:10:57,225 --> 00:10:59,942 She's in with the joint chiefs, Gary. Is it that important? 272 00:10:59,978 --> 00:11:01,394 Listen, Sue, I'm involved with some stuff here. 273 00:11:01,396 --> 00:11:05,314 Scary stuff like take it to your grave kind of stuff. 274 00:11:05,366 --> 00:11:08,401 And that's the... that's the way I like it. 275 00:11:08,403 --> 00:11:11,370 Okay, well, she'll be out in five. Can it wait? 276 00:11:11,406 --> 00:11:13,055 Yeah, no problem. No problem. 277 00:11:13,108 --> 00:11:14,690 What if he checks our cover story? 278 00:11:14,726 --> 00:11:16,442 Like, what if he informs Congress? 279 00:11:16,478 --> 00:11:18,411 Dan, he's a congressman. 280 00:11:18,463 --> 00:11:20,797 Congressmen never do anything they say they're gonna do. 281 00:11:20,832 --> 00:11:23,533 How are you not freaking out about this? 282 00:11:23,568 --> 00:11:26,486 I'm kind of having fun. I like having a cover story. 283 00:11:26,538 --> 00:11:28,321 Makes me feel like a Charlie's Angel. 284 00:11:28,373 --> 00:11:30,239 God, it was a rush! 285 00:11:30,241 --> 00:11:32,542 Yeah, but you're a control freak and this whole thing is out of control, 286 00:11:32,577 --> 00:11:33,709 so why aren't you freaking? 287 00:11:33,745 --> 00:11:36,496 Relax. I'm finally having fun. Let me. 288 00:11:36,548 --> 00:11:37,964 Jesus, you know, I always thought the old Amy 289 00:11:37,999 --> 00:11:39,832 was kind of an uptight bitch, but now I sort of miss her. 290 00:11:39,884 --> 00:11:42,752 You know, if I was uptight, I'd be offended by that. 291 00:11:42,754 --> 00:11:45,254 In fact, I am offended. You shouldn't call people bitches. 292 00:11:45,306 --> 00:11:47,089 You shouldn't do that anymore. 293 00:11:47,091 --> 00:11:49,475 Unless it's like "bitch" or something like that. 294 00:11:49,511 --> 00:11:51,227 - I'm sorry. - Excuse me. 295 00:11:51,262 --> 00:11:52,929 Thank you for your service. 296 00:11:52,981 --> 00:11:54,480 How was the meeting, sir? 297 00:11:54,566 --> 00:11:57,433 Very productive. 298 00:12:00,688 --> 00:12:03,105 It's like something out of a political cartoon. 299 00:12:03,107 --> 00:12:04,774 What, you mean not funny? 300 00:12:04,776 --> 00:12:06,025 Oh, my God. 301 00:12:06,077 --> 00:12:08,528 How the hell did Moyes end up on two lists? 302 00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:12,448 I made it clear Ben should run all his list alterations past me. 303 00:12:12,450 --> 00:12:15,618 No, mine was the master list. Your list was a sub-list. 304 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:18,004 It was a sur-list, which means over-list. 305 00:12:18,039 --> 00:12:21,090 - Oh, fuck you. - Your earwax could bring down a president. 306 00:12:21,125 --> 00:12:22,842 And I didn't even want to see Dan and Amy. 307 00:12:22,927 --> 00:12:24,627 And now they're expecting money. 308 00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:26,295 - I didn't know that. - Money? Money? 309 00:12:26,297 --> 00:12:28,130 Gary, I said access only. 310 00:12:28,183 --> 00:12:30,349 Yeah, now we're gonna have to divert funds 311 00:12:30,385 --> 00:12:32,101 from the campaign and that's fraud. 312 00:12:32,136 --> 00:12:33,853 And then we're gonna have to destroy the evidence 313 00:12:33,888 --> 00:12:35,855 and that's conspiracy to commit fraud. 314 00:12:35,890 --> 00:12:38,357 No, a cash trail is very fucking bad for us. 315 00:12:38,393 --> 00:12:40,943 - Oh. - Hey, hold on there, Hunk of the Month. 316 00:12:40,979 --> 00:12:43,713 If I'm going down, you're going down, too. 317 00:12:43,748 --> 00:12:45,882 I don't know what this is about. 318 00:12:45,917 --> 00:12:47,967 Good point. Dan and Amy. 319 00:12:48,002 --> 00:12:51,204 They're getting paid cash from the campaign fund to bring down the bill. 320 00:12:51,239 --> 00:12:53,172 There, you've been blooded. 321 00:12:53,174 --> 00:12:55,508 So join the circle jerk. Grab a dick. 322 00:12:55,510 --> 00:12:57,727 Wish I could hear what you were saying over that incessant drilling sound. 323 00:12:57,762 --> 00:13:00,496 - What are you doing? Shh! 324 00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:03,983 What cash? 325 00:13:04,018 --> 00:13:06,102 What Dan and Amy? 326 00:13:06,154 --> 00:13:08,187 Ben's paying Dan and Amy to lobby against the bill 327 00:13:08,239 --> 00:13:10,239 and now there's a cash trail and we're all incriminated. 328 00:13:10,275 --> 00:13:12,742 But you're not. 329 00:13:12,777 --> 00:13:14,360 Oh, my God, now you are! 330 00:13:14,412 --> 00:13:16,929 Well done. 331 00:13:16,998 --> 00:13:20,016 Now I feel a lot better. 332 00:13:20,018 --> 00:13:21,317 Did you know, Tom? 333 00:13:21,352 --> 00:13:23,569 Ma'am, I am as shocked as you are. 334 00:13:23,605 --> 00:13:25,688 Shocked and disappointed, Ben. 335 00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:28,524 Ma'am, Moyes is voting yes. 336 00:13:28,610 --> 00:13:30,826 Ruiz is voting yes. 337 00:13:30,862 --> 00:13:33,779 This comes down to one vote. We need Congressman Pierce. 338 00:13:33,831 --> 00:13:37,600 My future depends on that dumb fucking elf? 339 00:13:37,635 --> 00:13:39,051 Jeez... where is he? 340 00:13:39,053 --> 00:13:41,370 I'm so proud of how brave you've been. 341 00:13:41,422 --> 00:13:42,939 I was looking for some lotion, but they didn't... 342 00:13:42,974 --> 00:13:45,775 Hello, Congressman Pierce, Mrs. Pierce. 343 00:13:45,810 --> 00:13:48,394 We are here from the White House on behalf of the Families First Bill. 344 00:13:48,396 --> 00:13:52,031 Oh, yes. Mom, the White House here to see me. 345 00:13:52,066 --> 00:13:53,566 We need you to vote for the bill. 346 00:13:53,568 --> 00:13:56,619 More importantly, the president needs you to vote for the bill. 347 00:13:56,654 --> 00:13:58,788 The president? The president sent you here to talk to me? 348 00:13:58,823 --> 00:14:00,573 She used sentences containing your name. 349 00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:03,209 Okay, I'm in. I mean, yeah, absolutely. 350 00:14:03,244 --> 00:14:05,328 - Fantastic! - Mom, the president needs me to... 351 00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:07,913 Oh, no, Joker and Penguin beat us to it. 352 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,383 Hey, guys. You're here just in time to celebrate. 353 00:14:10,418 --> 00:14:13,252 The congressman is going to vote yes on the Families First Bill. 354 00:14:13,254 --> 00:14:15,421 It was a personal request from the president, so... 355 00:14:15,473 --> 00:14:17,723 Congressman, now, while I respect your decision, 356 00:14:17,759 --> 00:14:19,425 you do understand that the amendments to this bill 357 00:14:19,427 --> 00:14:20,977 will negatively affect your district. 358 00:14:21,012 --> 00:14:23,512 Hardworking families don't want to support lazy ones. 359 00:14:23,564 --> 00:14:26,732 And your support will shrink faster than a penis in the December Hudson. 360 00:14:26,768 --> 00:14:29,435 - Really? - You shit-eating cocksuckers. 361 00:14:29,487 --> 00:14:31,821 - Whoa, whoa! - I'm sorry, Mrs. Pierce. How dare you come in here 362 00:14:31,856 --> 00:14:35,107 and try to strong-arm a person when he's sitting at his sick mother's bedside? 363 00:14:35,159 --> 00:14:37,276 That's exactly what you just did, dumbass. 364 00:14:37,278 --> 00:14:38,861 Don't tell me what I did or did not just do. 365 00:14:38,913 --> 00:14:40,162 Could you guys please keep the noise down? 366 00:14:40,198 --> 00:14:41,914 There's a lot of really sick people on this floor. 367 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:44,417 Yes, there are. I see two very sick people. 368 00:14:44,452 --> 00:14:45,918 Those two. 369 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:48,204 All right, ma'am, I've just spoken to Amy. 370 00:14:48,256 --> 00:14:50,840 Her and Dan are with Pierce and his mom at the hospital. 371 00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:52,792 - But there's been a holdup. - Oh, God. 372 00:14:52,844 --> 00:14:55,011 She's probably gonna die just to spite me. 373 00:14:55,096 --> 00:14:56,512 That evil bitch. 374 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:57,797 And Richard and Jonah are there. 375 00:14:57,799 --> 00:14:59,799 And I blame Kent and Bill for that. 376 00:14:59,801 --> 00:15:03,185 Well, this is a long glass of frozen strawberry fuckup. 377 00:15:03,221 --> 00:15:04,804 Hey, listen, Ben, you've got to do something. 378 00:15:04,806 --> 00:15:06,972 I don't want to be a bagman for the toughest guy in D block. 379 00:15:07,025 --> 00:15:09,859 - All right, stop it, Gary. - Okay, look, get Pierce here. 380 00:15:09,894 --> 00:15:12,111 Okay? Right now. 381 00:15:12,146 --> 00:15:14,697 I'm gonna take control of this situation 382 00:15:14,732 --> 00:15:17,283 that I don't know anything about, right? 383 00:15:17,318 --> 00:15:20,369 Because I am the only one who seems to be... 384 00:15:25,626 --> 00:15:27,626 Capable. 385 00:15:27,662 --> 00:15:29,879 Oh, God. 386 00:15:31,499 --> 00:15:33,499 Is it possible to stop coughing? 387 00:15:33,551 --> 00:15:35,167 No! 388 00:15:36,671 --> 00:15:39,755 - You are not taking him. - His jittery ass is mine. 389 00:15:39,807 --> 00:15:42,425 - Guys, I'm right here. - I'm sorry, your jittery ass is the president's. 390 00:15:42,477 --> 00:15:46,178 You shouldn't even be here, Jonah, unless you're giving your brain to science. 391 00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:48,481 I'm here on behalf of the president, Amy. 392 00:15:48,516 --> 00:15:51,267 Do you remember her? She's the woman that would have fired you 393 00:15:51,319 --> 00:15:53,102 if you hadn't gone fucking Fukushima. 394 00:15:53,154 --> 00:15:55,237 That's right, we're on a mission. 395 00:15:55,273 --> 00:15:58,858 I am surprised the two of you even found your way out of your own mothers' vaginas. 396 00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:01,243 Oh, my God, dude, I got out of there like I had a fucking map. 397 00:16:01,279 --> 00:16:03,612 How about a little bit of consideration for a dying woman? 398 00:16:03,664 --> 00:16:06,198 Oh, I'm not dying. I'm just here for some tests. 399 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,033 Okay, pipe down. Wait, where's Pierce? 400 00:16:08,086 --> 00:16:09,535 Wait, where's Amy? 401 00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,455 No, no, no, no! No, no. 402 00:16:12,507 --> 00:16:14,206 - That's Amy. - Shit! 403 00:16:14,258 --> 00:16:15,758 - Oh, my... - Yeah, what a shame. 404 00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:18,094 We should use this finger to wipe your tears. 405 00:16:18,846 --> 00:16:21,046 Whoa. 406 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,466 No, no, no, no. Dan, get out of my car. 407 00:16:23,518 --> 00:16:25,718 Do you think I want to be in this fucking Minecraft piece of shit? 408 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,720 I am an emissary of the president 409 00:16:27,772 --> 00:16:30,806 and I demand that you get out of my car. 410 00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:33,476 You colossal fucking fanny pack. You don't get it, do you? 411 00:16:33,528 --> 00:16:35,728 They only sent you 'cause they knew that you would fuck it up. 412 00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:38,898 You're so stupid, you don't even know that you're being used for your stupidity. 413 00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:41,283 That's bullshit, Dan. I can tell from your eyes 414 00:16:41,319 --> 00:16:43,119 and because it's fucking bullshit. Where's Richard? 415 00:16:43,154 --> 00:16:45,871 - This isn't fucking over, Egan. 416 00:16:45,907 --> 00:16:48,657 - Just get in and drive, bitch. - Okay. 417 00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:50,209 Shit. 418 00:16:50,244 --> 00:16:52,461 - Are you fucking kidding me? - It's just a glitch. 419 00:16:52,497 --> 00:16:54,497 - Oh, this is your car, right? - Yep. 420 00:16:54,549 --> 00:16:55,664 See? Fixed it. 421 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:58,000 Okay. 422 00:16:58,052 --> 00:16:59,919 You're backing up? Just fucking go straight. 423 00:16:59,971 --> 00:17:03,255 I took a precision driving class, Dan. I think I know what I'm doing. 424 00:17:03,307 --> 00:17:05,724 Ma'am, we've lost Pierce. I'm sorry. 425 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:08,978 We should have hired Navy SEALs instead of those two actual seals. 426 00:17:09,013 --> 00:17:10,596 How do you lose a whole person? 427 00:17:10,648 --> 00:17:13,098 A cuff link I get, but not a person. 428 00:17:15,853 --> 00:17:17,736 Okay. 429 00:17:17,772 --> 00:17:19,572 She said she's losing her voice. 430 00:17:19,607 --> 00:17:21,824 Just heard from a reporter who says Moyes 431 00:17:21,859 --> 00:17:24,860 thinks the White House hired lobbyists to destroy its own bill. 432 00:17:24,912 --> 00:17:27,947 - Oh, my God. - Jesus. 433 00:17:27,949 --> 00:17:30,282 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 434 00:17:32,453 --> 00:17:34,703 She said you fucked up, Ben. 435 00:17:34,755 --> 00:17:36,956 And I'm mad as hell that you put Gary in the shit. You need to get him out. 436 00:17:37,008 --> 00:17:39,208 - She didn't say that, Gary. - Yes, she did. 437 00:17:42,630 --> 00:17:46,715 Everyone, shut your fucking holes! 438 00:17:48,469 --> 00:17:50,302 The president is not sick. 439 00:17:50,304 --> 00:17:53,639 - You guys are. You're parasites. 440 00:17:53,641 --> 00:17:55,474 You're like an infestation of mediocrity. 441 00:17:55,526 --> 00:17:58,727 I don't care if you're a 1950s radio broadcaster. 442 00:17:58,779 --> 00:18:01,030 You're Fozzie Bear who's been ripped up 443 00:18:01,065 --> 00:18:02,481 and used to smuggle heroin. 444 00:18:02,483 --> 00:18:06,035 A Nazi doctor. I don't even know what the fuck you are. 445 00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:08,571 This is not about serving yourselves. 446 00:18:08,623 --> 00:18:10,823 This is about serving the president. 447 00:18:10,825 --> 00:18:12,541 So let's do that, shall we? 448 00:18:12,577 --> 00:18:13,993 - Tom. - Tom. 449 00:18:13,995 --> 00:18:16,495 - Shut up, Gary. - Shut... mm-hmm. 450 00:18:16,547 --> 00:18:18,214 I do the team talks, okay? 451 00:18:18,249 --> 00:18:19,498 You're absolutely right, ma'am. 452 00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:22,418 And I agree with everything you just said. 453 00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:25,254 So get it together, people! 454 00:18:25,306 --> 00:18:26,672 Yes, ma'am. 455 00:18:26,674 --> 00:18:28,841 Find Pierce. 456 00:18:28,893 --> 00:18:30,843 Call NASA. 457 00:18:30,895 --> 00:18:32,645 They've got to have a satellite 458 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,980 that can pinpoint a moron. 459 00:18:35,016 --> 00:18:36,565 Yes, ma'am. 460 00:18:36,601 --> 00:18:38,934 If you want to catch a fugitive, you got to think like a fugitive. 461 00:18:38,986 --> 00:18:41,820 - Where's he going? - Uh, to the airport. 462 00:18:41,856 --> 00:18:43,022 Why would he be going to the airport? 463 00:18:43,074 --> 00:18:44,240 To catch a plane, Dan. 464 00:18:44,275 --> 00:18:46,025 You know, you could just hit the fucking gas, Jonah. 465 00:18:46,110 --> 00:18:48,110 Dan, I'm not getting a ticket. 466 00:18:48,162 --> 00:18:51,530 That's the kind of shit that comes back to bite you when you run for office. 467 00:18:51,582 --> 00:18:53,449 Yeah, that's what's gonna hold you back. 468 00:18:53,501 --> 00:18:55,918 Okay, new rule in the Cube. If your name begins with D, 469 00:18:55,953 --> 00:18:58,203 you need to shut the fuck up immediately. 470 00:18:58,256 --> 00:19:00,205 I'm fine because my name begins with an R. 471 00:19:00,258 --> 00:19:02,758 - Not if we shorten it to Dick. - Well, I mean... 472 00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:05,010 - Oh, I think that's Amy. - Where? 473 00:19:05,046 --> 00:19:06,962 Jesus Christ, I'm in the back seat and I can fucking see her. 474 00:19:07,014 --> 00:19:08,881 Oh, right there. Okay, fine. 475 00:19:10,768 --> 00:19:12,268 - Congressman. - Oh, wow. 476 00:19:12,303 --> 00:19:15,104 Well, this is freaky. Look, I'm not hiding, just so you know. 477 00:19:15,139 --> 00:19:16,972 Okay, Congressman, time to exit through the gift shop. 478 00:19:17,024 --> 00:19:19,058 Okay, sir, you're gonna have to come with us. 479 00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:21,944 Guys, my mom is too ill to be left alone right now. 480 00:19:21,979 --> 00:19:24,113 I mean, I left her alone right now 481 00:19:24,148 --> 00:19:25,814 because she likes to read. 482 00:19:25,866 --> 00:19:29,368 But she can't read right now because she's very sick. 483 00:19:29,403 --> 00:19:32,288 But she might get better. Or she might not get better. 484 00:19:32,323 --> 00:19:35,040 - She could be buried with a book. - We know she's not dying. 485 00:19:35,076 --> 00:19:36,825 - She's a fighter, is the thing. - Good for her. 486 00:19:36,877 --> 00:19:39,495 As weird as it feels to still be saying this, 487 00:19:39,547 --> 00:19:42,631 the president would like to see you at the White House. 488 00:19:47,088 --> 00:19:50,923 I feel like I'm about to kick it old school and die in office. 489 00:19:52,593 --> 00:19:54,560 Quitting on a high. 490 00:19:57,598 --> 00:20:00,816 Do you think I'm doing the right thing here? 491 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,935 I mean, this is a good bill. 492 00:20:02,987 --> 00:20:05,738 Even watered down, I think it's gonna make a difference 493 00:20:05,773 --> 00:20:07,823 in people's lives. 494 00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:10,025 Ma'am, you're the president. 495 00:20:10,077 --> 00:20:12,411 It's not for me to tell you what to do. 496 00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:16,198 Yeah. 497 00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:17,616 Guess I should kill it. 498 00:20:17,668 --> 00:20:19,785 Is the right answer. 499 00:20:22,456 --> 00:20:24,089 I'm cold. 500 00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:26,709 It's actually about 110 in here. 501 00:20:26,761 --> 00:20:28,927 There's no way it's warm in here. 502 00:20:28,963 --> 00:20:31,513 - Do you really feel warm? - You could grow tomatoes in here. 503 00:20:31,549 --> 00:20:33,632 Honestly, it is unbelievable. 504 00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:35,267 Well, I can't make it cooler for you. 505 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:37,102 Well, we're taking the credit. 506 00:20:37,138 --> 00:20:38,470 No, we're taking the credit. 507 00:20:38,522 --> 00:20:40,189 How about a compromise? We'll take all the credit. 508 00:20:40,224 --> 00:20:43,142 - Well, perhaps we could split the bounty? - What bounty? 509 00:20:43,144 --> 00:20:44,977 Well, I'm guessing there's no bounty, but... 510 00:20:45,029 --> 00:20:47,112 Dan, Amy, how are you? I'll take it from here. 511 00:20:47,148 --> 00:20:49,148 - I want to take in Pierce. - Whoa, whoa. No, no, no. 512 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,900 We are not going into the White House and blowing our cover for this guy. 513 00:20:51,952 --> 00:20:54,203 You can't come in. That comes from the president. 514 00:20:54,238 --> 00:20:56,238 - Well, she's a bitch. - I'll tell her you said hi. 515 00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:58,157 Hey, we got to get moving. 516 00:20:58,159 --> 00:20:59,658 Hey, you guys. Long time no see. 517 00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:01,326 Jesus, Mike, they got you involved in this? 518 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:02,544 You're the fucking press secretary. 519 00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:04,663 Thank you. That's what I've been saying. 520 00:21:04,715 --> 00:21:06,415 I have no wish to be embroiled in this either. 521 00:21:06,467 --> 00:21:08,834 It doesn't sit well with my policy of plausible deniability. 522 00:21:08,886 --> 00:21:10,586 Let's get going. I'll see you around. 523 00:21:10,638 --> 00:21:12,588 And by that I mean please, stay away from me. 524 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,807 See you later, ghosts of staffers past. 525 00:21:18,145 --> 00:21:20,846 Madam President, I brought you Congressman Pierce. 526 00:21:20,898 --> 00:21:22,815 I brought him also, ma'am. Richard Splett. 527 00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:24,817 She already knows who you are. You can go. 528 00:21:24,852 --> 00:21:26,518 No, no, no. Not you. Not you. 529 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,237 We're such big fans. 530 00:21:28,272 --> 00:21:30,989 I'm a big fan of yours. Thank you, Madam President. 531 00:21:31,025 --> 00:21:33,692 I am here to serve. How can I help? 532 00:21:33,694 --> 00:21:35,994 The president needs you to do something for her. 533 00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:39,748 And in exchange, she feels that you deserve a better job. 534 00:21:39,784 --> 00:21:41,784 - Yes. - Thank you. 535 00:21:41,836 --> 00:21:45,204 Ambassador, perhaps. How does that sound? 536 00:21:45,206 --> 00:21:47,756 Ambassador? Me? 537 00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:50,709 Oh, wow. Not what I was expecting. 538 00:21:50,761 --> 00:21:53,545 What's your favorite city? 539 00:21:53,547 --> 00:21:57,299 Dallas. I love Dallas, Texas. 540 00:21:57,351 --> 00:22:00,385 No, it needs to be a foreign city. 541 00:22:00,438 --> 00:22:02,387 Oh, of course. Ambassador. Right. 542 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,306 Um, well, Paris, right? 543 00:22:04,358 --> 00:22:07,476 J'adore Paris. I've never been, but it looks amazing. 544 00:22:07,528 --> 00:22:10,646 - No. - No, that's not gonna happen. 545 00:22:10,698 --> 00:22:12,481 - Oh, of course. - Do you have another... 546 00:22:12,533 --> 00:22:15,067 Well, I love Australia. Down under. 547 00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:17,703 And the president needs you to vote no 548 00:22:17,738 --> 00:22:19,154 on tonight's bill. 549 00:22:19,206 --> 00:22:21,740 Are you guys... 550 00:22:21,742 --> 00:22:23,242 are you... Are you serious? 551 00:22:23,244 --> 00:22:25,244 Okay, the president, she wants me to vote against her bill? 552 00:22:25,246 --> 00:22:27,546 - Am I being stupid here? - Yes. 553 00:22:27,581 --> 00:22:28,997 Yes. 554 00:22:29,049 --> 00:22:30,749 No. I mean, you're... No, you're not being... 555 00:22:30,801 --> 00:22:32,584 It's, yes, you need to vote no. 556 00:22:32,586 --> 00:22:34,753 Okay, I can... love it. 557 00:22:34,755 --> 00:22:37,089 Don't get it, but it's all right. 558 00:22:37,141 --> 00:22:38,590 I just want to help. 559 00:22:38,642 --> 00:22:41,477 But, yeah, just let me know where I'm going. 560 00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:46,598 - You need to know now? - Yeah, that would be great. 561 00:22:47,735 --> 00:22:50,185 What'd you say, ma'am? 562 00:22:54,608 --> 00:22:56,742 Mm-hmm. 563 00:22:59,163 --> 00:23:01,413 - Her voice is gone. - Yeah. 564 00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:04,199 Was she able to say where I'm going? 565 00:23:04,251 --> 00:23:05,617 My posting? 566 00:23:12,710 --> 00:23:15,260 Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. 567 00:23:15,296 --> 00:23:18,096 Mm-hmm. 568 00:23:18,132 --> 00:23:19,431 You can have Paris. 569 00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:20,966 - What? - I can have Paris? 570 00:23:20,968 --> 00:23:23,519 Wow, thank you. - No, no, no. 571 00:23:23,554 --> 00:23:25,804 - Paris. - Congratulations. 572 00:23:25,806 --> 00:23:28,106 - Thank you. - Don't forget to vote, all right? 573 00:23:28,142 --> 00:23:29,474 - Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. - No. No. 574 00:23:29,527 --> 00:23:31,276 No, no. I mean, yes, I'm voting no. 575 00:23:33,981 --> 00:23:36,315 It's an "otter." 576 00:23:36,367 --> 00:23:38,784 No, ma'am, Pierce went to vote. 577 00:23:38,819 --> 00:23:40,068 And then he thinks he's off to Paris. 578 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,738 I said... I said no to Paris. 579 00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:44,907 We'll call him after the vote, tell him it's Mogadishu. 580 00:23:44,959 --> 00:23:46,992 He literally could have said anything. 581 00:23:46,994 --> 00:23:49,878 For a moment, Gary was the most powerful person in the world. 582 00:23:49,914 --> 00:23:52,548 That's hilarious. Get me some soup. 583 00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:54,249 Yep. 584 00:23:54,301 --> 00:23:56,385 Uh-oh. 585 00:23:59,173 --> 00:24:02,341 The question is, will the House pass the bill as amended? 586 00:24:02,343 --> 00:24:05,010 This is a 15-minute vote. 587 00:24:05,012 --> 00:24:08,513 Oh, my God. My ass is killing me from that shot. 588 00:24:08,566 --> 00:24:10,682 But I feel pretty good. 589 00:24:10,734 --> 00:24:12,651 Really? 590 00:24:12,686 --> 00:24:15,020 - Ma'am. - What? 591 00:24:15,072 --> 00:24:17,155 Oh, boy. Here we go. 592 00:24:17,191 --> 00:24:19,358 It's like I want my baby to live. 593 00:24:19,410 --> 00:24:21,159 I don't want my baby to die. 594 00:24:21,195 --> 00:24:23,195 Maybe think of it more of as a bill, 595 00:24:23,247 --> 00:24:25,030 which in a very real way is what it is. 596 00:24:25,032 --> 00:24:27,616 - Mm. - There's Pierce. 597 00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:29,451 He even walks dumb. 598 00:24:29,503 --> 00:24:31,954 Every time I see him, I hear circus music. 599 00:24:32,006 --> 00:24:35,374 Come on, Owen. It's your time to shine, 600 00:24:35,426 --> 00:24:38,293 you dim fucking bulb. 601 00:24:38,345 --> 00:24:39,761 - He voted no. We lost the vote. - Oh! 602 00:24:39,797 --> 00:24:41,597 We are victorious in defeat. 603 00:24:41,632 --> 00:24:44,383 We may allow ourselves a brief period of rejoicing. 604 00:24:44,385 --> 00:24:46,685 Okay, so I lost the vote. 605 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,554 I won by not winning. 606 00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:51,640 God, I don't know how I feel. 607 00:24:51,692 --> 00:24:54,893 Apart from, like, having a raccoon take a shit in my head. 608 00:24:54,945 --> 00:24:56,061 You should feel great, ma'am. 609 00:24:56,113 --> 00:24:58,397 That was a solid, important defeat. 610 00:24:58,399 --> 00:25:00,899 I'm gonna go change my clothes... 611 00:25:00,901 --> 00:25:04,286 croak to the nation, and then I'm going back to bed. 612 00:25:04,321 --> 00:25:06,154 This is good. 613 00:25:06,206 --> 00:25:08,573 Moyes is threatening to go to the floor 614 00:25:08,626 --> 00:25:11,076 for an official investigation into what happened today. 615 00:25:11,078 --> 00:25:12,794 - This is bad. - Mm-hmm. 616 00:25:12,830 --> 00:25:15,414 I'm in the middle of this. Does this mean I'm implicated, too? 617 00:25:15,416 --> 00:25:17,916 You know what. Just say no even if it does. 618 00:25:17,968 --> 00:25:20,752 Well, Gary, you said you were important. I can testify to that. 619 00:25:20,804 --> 00:25:24,473 Ben, this is one of those little hiccups that you said was not gonna happen, 620 00:25:24,508 --> 00:25:27,676 so I'm gonna leave this in your capable hands. 621 00:25:27,728 --> 00:25:32,347 Mike, you have to deny this like you've never denied anything before. 622 00:25:32,399 --> 00:25:35,767 So lie? The one thing I've been trying not to do? 623 00:25:35,769 --> 00:25:39,438 Look, I wouldn't ask you to do anything I wouldn't do myself. 624 00:25:39,523 --> 00:25:41,773 And while that isn't true, find some comfort in it. 625 00:25:44,945 --> 00:25:47,446 - Okay, Gary? - Nope. 626 00:25:49,917 --> 00:25:53,201 I will work on putting forward a new, streamlined 627 00:25:53,253 --> 00:25:57,706 Families First Bill before Congress in the near future. 628 00:25:57,758 --> 00:26:00,459 She sounds like an underwater Bob Dylan. 629 00:26:00,461 --> 00:26:04,129 It is actually quite difficult to understand what she's saying. 630 00:26:04,131 --> 00:26:07,015 Children from impending climate Armageddon. 631 00:26:07,051 --> 00:26:10,135 Which may be a good thing. 632 00:26:10,187 --> 00:26:12,804 And God bless America. 633 00:26:12,856 --> 00:26:15,057 And we're out. 634 00:26:16,810 --> 00:26:18,310 Thank you, ma'am. 635 00:26:18,362 --> 00:26:20,028 Okay... oh. 636 00:26:20,064 --> 00:26:23,031 Okay, thank you very much, guys. Appreciate it. 637 00:26:25,235 --> 00:26:27,736 Ooh, it's cold. 638 00:26:27,788 --> 00:26:30,322 You think you could just pick this shit up tomorrow? 639 00:26:30,324 --> 00:26:31,740 - Ma'am. - Yes, ma'am. 640 00:26:31,825 --> 00:26:33,742 Oh, God. 641 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,666 Fuck you, America. 642 00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:44,753 You have 14 new voice memos. 643 00:26:44,805 --> 00:26:46,755 Oh, my God. 644 00:26:46,807 --> 00:26:49,307 Mike, some old golfer died. 645 00:26:49,343 --> 00:26:51,143 Do I need to say something? 646 00:26:51,178 --> 00:26:53,512 Next memo. 647 00:26:53,514 --> 00:26:55,313 Kent, I just got your document. 648 00:26:55,349 --> 00:26:57,349 I have no idea what any of this means. 649 00:26:58,519 --> 00:27:00,152 Next memo. 650 00:27:00,187 --> 00:27:01,686 Oh, okay, Kent. 651 00:27:01,739 --> 00:27:05,023 I just found the glossary, so ignore that last message. 652 00:27:05,025 --> 00:27:06,844 Next memo. 653 00:27:06,868 --> 00:27:10,995 Ted, I've just read the glossary. I have no idea of any of it means. 654 00:27:12,068 --> 00:27:14,292 That's why I included the second glossary. 655 00:27:14,911 --> 00:27:15,926 Next memo. 656 00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:18,599 Mike, is it pissing you off I'm leaving all these messages? 657 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:19,366 Yes. 658 00:27:19,367 --> 00:27:20,438 Next memo. 659 00:27:20,462 --> 00:27:24,158 Good, because it's pissing me off you're not answering any of these messages. 660 00:27:24,182 --> 00:27:25,785 Next memo. 661 00:27:28,622 --> 00:27:30,914 How do you leave a memo in your sleep? 662 00:27:30,938 --> 00:27:33,185 - See you. - Next memo. 663 00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:37,011 Mike, were you at work today? I don't remember seeing you. 664 00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:38,615 Next memo. 665 00:27:38,616 --> 00:27:40,166 Ben, Moyes is asking questions. 666 00:27:40,191 --> 00:27:43,340 This isn't gonna lead to any kind of an investigation, is it? 667 00:27:43,765 --> 00:27:44,775 Memo deleted. 668 00:27:45,310 --> 00:27:47,030 I fucking hope not. 669 00:27:48,706 --> 00:27:51,854 Do you solemnly that the testimony you are about to give is the truth, 670 00:27:51,855 --> 00:27:54,697 the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God. 671 00:27:54,721 --> 00:27:55,915 So help me God. 672 00:27:55,939 --> 00:27:56,977 Yes, I do. 673 00:27:57,358 --> 00:27:58,675 - I do. - I do. 674 00:27:58,699 --> 00:28:00,156 - Yes, I do. - Absolutely. 675 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:02,180 synced and corrected by Caio www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 53928

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