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- Beep beep!
- No, you don't.
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Be it pleasures and palaces
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Though I may roam
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Be it ever so humble
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There's no place like home
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Be it ever so humble
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There's no place like home
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How do you do?
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Nice of you to drop by me humble abode.
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My name is Bunny.
Bugs Bunny, Esq., to be exact.
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One of the back bay bunnies,
back bay of Brooklyn, that is.
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I have also been known
by other flattering names.
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For instance, I'm called
"that rascally rabbit"...
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by a certain E., Elmer Fudd...
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who has spent many fruitless
and rather frustrating years chasing me.
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I have also been know as...
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"that ornery, carrot-eating varmint"...
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by a certain Yosemite Sam,
who for some reason hates rabbits.
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I can't imagine why.
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What started all this chasing?
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When was the very first chase?
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In order to answer that question...
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we'll have to swing back in time
a little bitty bit.
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In the beginning,
all was peaceful and quiet.
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Quite dark, too.
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Once in a while, a star exploded...
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but usually it was just a small one...
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only a million miles or so in diameter.
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Anyway, nobody complained,
which was odd...
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until you realized that
there wasn't nobody around to complain.
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So for about 15 or 20 billion years...
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things went along
smoothly and pleasantly.
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Until one day...
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very deep in a sixth-rate galaxy
called the Milky Way...
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circling around
a fourth-rate star called the Sun...
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on a tenth-rate planet,
a strange creature appeared.
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A strange creature called man.
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I'll take it.
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And so Neanderthal person
quickly invented the first chase...
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and the first competition...
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and the first love...
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and the first women's lib.
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And the first domesticity
and the first boredom.
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And so Neanderthal persons,
in order to alleviate boredom...
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invented the first graffiti.
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What's on the wall tonight, dear?
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Same old stuff.
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Westerns, sitcoms, soaps.
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And, so, the invention of boredom...
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led to the invention of moving pictures.
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But after about 25,000 years of this...
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and having developed
severe cricks in their necks...
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man and woman became bored again...
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even with all those brilliant,
ultramodern, innovative ideas...
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like the first motion-picture cameras.
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I'm kind of tired of documentaries.
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Frankly, I wouldn't mind
a few laughs myself.
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And, so, it came to pass
that comedy was invented...
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and comedy begat pratfalls...
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and custard pies...
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and double takes.
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But most of all, comedy begat chases.
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And chases begat chases and chases...
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and chases and chases...
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until the mind boggled us.
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And then one day...
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another strange and historic
creature appeared.
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Me.
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Okay, rabbit, now I've got you.
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What's up, doc?
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So you see, that's how chases began...
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and that's how I came into the picture...
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just a mild mannered forest creature...
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shy, easily frightened.
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A quiet-living rabbit am I.
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And yet...
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I guess in a way...
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I am an unusual rabbit on account of...
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Instead of having hundreds of children...
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like your ordinary run-of-the-mill rabbit...
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I had several fathers.
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Fathers with odd names, like Tex Avery...
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Friz Freleng, Chuck Jones...
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and Bob McKimson.
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The ones who directed
most of me pictures.
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Fathers like Tedd Pierce...
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Warren Foster...
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and Mike Maltese,
who wrote most of me biography.
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And, of course, a father named Mel Blanc...
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who had thousands of voices...
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and was nice enough
to give me one of them.
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This show you're gonna see now...
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is about what just one of those fathers
did with me and me cartoon associates.
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An animation director...
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who goes by the unlikely name
of Chuck Jones.
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And old Chuck seemed determined...
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to get poor little old me
into outer space, too.
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Gad! What a night!
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I'll never mix radish juice
and carrot juice again.
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I hope the lake's warmed up a little
this morning.
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10, 9, 8...
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The hole seems long this morning.
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...3, 2, 1, fire!
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Holy cow! I thought
I'd never reach the top of this.
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Who plugged up the hole?
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Why, the sun ain't even out yet.
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No wonder I'm so sleepy.
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Yikes!
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What was that?
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Ask a silly question.
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Something tells me
I should have stood in bed.
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Where the heck am I, anyways?
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Wherever it is, I don't like it...
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and I'm getting out of here.
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Maybe that character wearing a spittoon
can help me.
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At last, after 2,000 years of work...
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the Illudium
PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
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Pardon me, sir, but could you...
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At long last, my dream come true.
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Hey, doc, wait!
I wanna ask you something.
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Pardon me, doc, but could you
rent me a U-drive flying saucer?
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I've got to get back to the Earth.
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The Earth? The Earth
will be gone in just a few seconds.
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Don't bother, then.
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No point in wasting money
on a flying saucer...
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when the Earth's not gonna...
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Clang!
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Pardon me again, doc,
but just what did you mean...
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by that crack about the Earth being gone?
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I'm going to blow it up.
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It obstructs my view of Venus.
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It does? That's a shame.
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Where's the kaboom?
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There was supposed to be
an earth-shattering kaboom.
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The Illudium PU-36
Explosive Space Modulator!
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That creature has stolen
the space modulator!
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Delays, delays.
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Capture that creature...
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and return the Illudium PU-36
Explosive Space Modulator.
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That's that.
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Oh, dear.
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Now, I shall have to create more Martians.
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This Martian hot rod better get
at least a million miles to the gallon.
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The Earth ain't just across the street.
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Oh, goody!
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My Illudium PU-36
Explosive Space Modulator.
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Back to the old drawing board.
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Boy, it's really wonderful
to be back in civilization.
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Run for the hills, folks,
or you'll be up to your armpits in Martians.
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As you can see, being a rabbit
is not just a bed of carrots.
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But other people,
if you want to call a duck people...
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had close encounters
with that little Martian, too.
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As the ensuing, gripping...
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and nerve-tingling drama
now demonstrates.
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I have sent for you, Dodgers,
because we are facing a crisis.
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The world's supply of Illudium Phosdex,
the shaving cream atom...
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is alarmingly low.
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Now, we have reason to believe...
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that the only
remaining source is on Planet X.
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Somewhere in this area.
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And you want me
to find Planet X, is that it?
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Can you do it, Dodgers?
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Indubitably, sir.
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Because there's no one knows his way
around outer space...
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like Duck Dodgers...
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in the 24th and a half century!
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Are you ready, eager young space cadet?
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I'm all set, your heroship, sir.
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Then make way for Duck Dodgers...
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in the 24th and a half century!
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Oops!
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Had the silly thing in reverse.
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And now, then, eager young space cadet...
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here is the course
we shall pursue to find Planet X.
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Starting from where we are,
we go 33,600 turbo miles due up.
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Then, west in an astro-arc deviation
to here.
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Then, following the great circle,
seven radial loops south by down-east.
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By astro-astroble to here, here, and here.
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Then by space-navigable compass
to here, here...
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and then to here and here...
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by 13-point stratocumulus
bearing four million light-years...
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and thus to our destination.
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Now, do you know how to reach Planet X?
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Yes. Oh, sure.
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I wish you'd explain it
to me sometime, buster.
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Well, it's very simple, sir.
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If we follow those planets,
we can't very well miss Planet X.
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That's ridiculous.
Of all the stupid suggestions.
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Wait a minute. I think I've got it.
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I'll just bet that...
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if we follow those planets,
we'll find Planet X.
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Gad! How do I do it?
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I don't know.
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I claim this planet
in the name of the Earth.
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I claim this planet in the name of Mars.
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- Isn't that lovely?
- Look, bud, I've got news for you.
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I have already claimed
this bit of dirt for the Earth.
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And there just ain't room enough
on this planet...
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for the two of us.
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I do believe you are right.
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Little does he realize...
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that I have on
my disintegration-proof vest.
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You may fire when ready, grizzly.
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Who? What? Where?
When? How? Who? Who? What?
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Oh, you, huh?
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Just when I had him going,
you had to butt in.
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- Get back in that spaceship.
- Yes, sir, your heroship, sir.
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Got the drop on you
with my disintegrating pistol.
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And, brother,
when it disintegrates, it disintegrates.
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What do you know? It disintegrated.
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Happy birthday,
you thing from another world, you.
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Thank you!
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Well, I guess he's had enough.
I'll send him an ultimatum.
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I'll see what the little stinker
is up to on my supervideo-detecto set.
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That's the last straw!
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Now, I use my secret weapon!
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As I was saying, buster...
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this planet ain't big enough
for the two of us.
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So, off you go!
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And now this planet is
hereby claimed for the Earth...
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in the name of Duck Dodgers...
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in the 24th and a half century!
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Big deal.
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I don't remember just how
Daffy got down from Planet X.
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Maybe they had to shoot him down.
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But, anyway, he's back at his old stand...
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as the Errol Flynn of Duckdom.
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I remember well the first time
he tried to sell himself...
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as the logical successor to Errol.
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Join up with me, so joyous and free
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And away to old Sherwood hie
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For I'm Robin Hood, and I'm very good
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At avoiding the sheriff's eye
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So we'll trip along merrily
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Over the greensward so gracefully
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To trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it
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Trip it up and down
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To trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it
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Trip it! Whoops!
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So trip it up and down
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I'll ho-ho and ha-ha you, fat Friar.
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With my trusty quarterstaff!
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Actually, it's a buck-and-a-quarter
quarterstaff.
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But I'm not telling him that.
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Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin!
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Thrust!
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Let's see, now. Something amiss here.
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I'll run through it.
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Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin!
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Thrust!
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Got it.
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Now, then.
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00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,676
Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin!
255
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:18,594
Knock it off.
256
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,712
How jolly can you get?
257
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,430
Prithee, old traveling clown...
258
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:33,111
coulds't thou directest me
to Robin Hood's hideout?
259
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:37,159
I woulds't fain join me up
with his band of jolly outlaws.
260
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:42,156
Look no further, good Friar,
for I am he for whoms't thou seekest.
261
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,992
I am Robin Hood!
262
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,830
Cut it out. I'm serious.
263
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,036
If you don't know where he is, just say so.
264
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,509
But honest and truly, I am Robin Hood!
265
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:53,954
Sure, you are.
266
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,197
Look, give me a chance, can't you?
267
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,918
I'll prove I'm Robin Hood.
268
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,391
See yon rich, unwary traveler?
269
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,430
I'll rob him of his gold
and give it to some poor unworthy slob.
270
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,988
That'll prove that I'm Robin Hood. Prithee?
271
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:14,475
Now, then, fatso...
272
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:18,189
watch as I put a cloth yard shaft
through his wishbone.
273
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,357
I'm watching, jester.
274
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,476
Why, I don't know
how I could have doubted you.
275
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,915
Shall we spend the gold all in one place?
276
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,430
Ho-ho. Very funny. Ha-ha. It is to laugh.
277
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,790
Yoicks and away!
278
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,359
Why, you...
279
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,951
Now, then, yoicks and away!
280
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,549
Now...
281
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,070
I'm sorry, but I can't join you.
282
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,720
I'm convinced you're just not Robin Hood.
283
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,189
Never mind joining me. I'll join you.
284
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,111
Shake hands with Friar Duck.
285
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,038
Well, Daffy decided
to have one more shot...
286
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,559
at the musketeer business.
287
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:12,030
But this time, he got involved
with a very mysterious opponent.
288
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:18,030
Namely, well, see for yourself.
289
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,870
Stand back, musketeers!
They shall sample my blade!
290
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,189
Touch�!
291
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,556
Musketeers? En garde? My blade?
292
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,875
Whoever's in charge here...
293
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,436
the scenery! Where's the scenery?
294
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:51,315
Stand back, musketeers!
They shall sample... my... blade?
295
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,276
Okay, have it your way.
296
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,194
Daffy duck, he had a farm
297
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,271
E-I-E-I-O
298
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,313
And on this farm, he had an igloo
299
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,836
E-I-E-I-O
300
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,909
Would it be too much to ask
if we could make up our minds?
301
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,238
Dashing through the snow
302
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,199
Through the fields we go
303
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,999
Laughing all the way
304
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,000
Farewell to thee, farewell to thee
305
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,389
The wind will carry back our sad refrain
306
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,755
One last embrace before we say...
307
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:40,397
Buster, it may come
as a complete surprise to you...
308
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,914
to find that this is an animated cartoon...
309
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,033
and that in animated cartoons
they have scenery.
310
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:47,838
And in all the years I've...
311
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,193
All right, wise guy, where am I?
312
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,996
And I've never been
so humiliated in all my life!
313
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,559
Look, Mac, just what's going on
around here?
314
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,791
Let's get organized.
How about some scenery?
315
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:55,079
That's dandy. Ho-ho! That's rich, I'll say.
316
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,351
Now how about some color, stupid?
317
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:58,789
Hey!
318
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,356
Not me, you slop artist!
319
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,953
Where's the rest of me?
320
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,349
It isn't as though I haven't
lived up to my contract.
321
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,429
Goodness knows.
322
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,272
And goodness knows it isn't as though...
323
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,112
I haven't kept myself trim,
goodness knows.
324
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,555
I've done that. That's strange.
325
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,598
All of a sudden,
I don't quite feel like myself.
326
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,036
I feel all right, and yet I...
327
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,037
You know better than that!
328
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:30,669
Well?
329
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,231
Sea picture, hey?
I always wanted to do a sea epic.
330
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:38,759
Now, Mr. Rembrandt...
331
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,513
if you'll kindly oblige
with a little appropriate scenery...
332
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,433
Over the sea, let's go, men
333
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,036
We're shoving right off,
We're shoving right off
334
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,109
Again?
335
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:56,073
Come here! Give me a close-up!
336
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,839
This is a close-up?
337
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,711
A close-up, you jerk!
338
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,118
Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.
339
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:14,709
Now, look, buster,
let's have an understanding.
340
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,509
Now what?
341
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:20,039
Brother! What a way to run a railroad.
342
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,152
Now, then, as I was saying...
343
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,710
All right, let's get this picture started.
344
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,431
No!
345
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:47,592
Listen, pal, let's discuss this thing sanely.
Look, I tell you what.
346
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,996
You go your way, and I'll go mine.
347
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,868
Live and let live. Right? Right.
348
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,438
Ladies and gentlemen,
there will be no further delays.
349
00:29:56,520 --> 00:30:00,513
So, I shall attempt to entertain you
in my own inimitable fashion.
350
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:05,468
Now what?
351
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,878
- What are you doing down there?
- Down here? What are you doing up there?
352
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,195
Down here.
353
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:17,271
Listen, bud, if you wasn't me,
I'd smack you right in the puss.
354
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,909
- Don't let that bother you, Jack!
- Okay, buddy, you asked for it!
355
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,156
Oh, brother! I'm a buzzboy!
356
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,518
Time to hit the old silk.
357
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,272
Geronimo!
358
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,792
All right, enough is enough!
359
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,878
This is the final, the very, very last straw!
360
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,990
Who is responsible for this...
361
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,552
I demand that you show yourself!
Who are you?
362
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,552
Ain't I a stinker?
363
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,595
Now, one of the problems
I always had with aminators, animators...
364
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:28,796
is that they can't ever seem
to tell the difference...
365
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,632
between a rabbit and a mole.
366
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:34,276
Very humiliating
having to burrow your way...
367
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,634
wherever you want to go.
368
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:39,952
And somehow, I always forgot
to take that left turn at Albuquerque.
369
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:27,395
Here I am!
370
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,869
Just a cotton-picking minute.
371
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,520
This don't look like
the Coachella Valley to me.
372
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,356
I knew I should have taken
that left turn at Albuquerque.
373
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,153
I'll just ask this gent
in the fancy knickerbockers.
374
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,279
I beg your par...
375
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,392
Pardon me, sir, but could you
direct me to the shortest route...
376
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:57,029
to the Coachella Valley
and the big carrot festival, therein?
377
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,868
What's up, doc?
378
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,475
Stop steaming up my tail!
379
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,235
What are you trying to do, wrinkle it?
380
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,637
Let's see, now. Coachella Valley.
381
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,516
Then to Las Vegas, San Bernadino...
382
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,072
Of course, you realize this means war.
383
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:06,749
Me public.
384
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,353
What a gulli-bull.
385
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,474
What a nim-cow-poop.
386
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,279
Pardon me, Mac.
387
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,872
Okay, Toro,
whenever you can spare the time.
388
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:45,789
Booby trap.
389
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:31,548
What an imbecile.
390
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,312
What an ultra-maroon.
391
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,874
Traveling alone can be boring.
392
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:57,193
Personally, I prefer to travel
with some foxy little rabbit chick.
393
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,477
Like Sophia here.
394
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:00,549
But...
395
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:06,073
I often found myself traveling
with that selfsame courteous...
396
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:10,756
even-tempered, unselfish, pushy,
self-serving, conceited...
397
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,799
self-made favorite of everyone
including himself...
398
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,639
Daffy Duck.
399
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,832
Close sesame.
400
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:32,473
Guard well this treasure, O Hasaan.
401
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:36,030
Or the jackal shall grow fat on thy carcass.
402
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:39,112
No one shall pass Hasaan.
403
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:57,669
Open.
404
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,592
Open sarsaparilla?
405
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,437
Open Saskatchewan?
406
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:16,195
Here we are.
Pismo Beach and all the clams we can eat!
407
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:21,192
What a way for a duck to travel.
Underground.
408
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:26,633
Wait a minute.
Since when is Pismo Beach inside a cave?
409
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:27,915
I wonder...
410
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,675
You know, I just bet we should have
turned left at Albuquerque.
411
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,753
Then maybe a right turn at La Jolla.
412
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,311
We can't be too far off.
413
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,710
- So, if we...
- It's mine, you understand?
414
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,597
Mine! All mine! Get back in there!
415
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:48,513
Down! Go! Mine!
416
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,839
What's up, duck?
417
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,717
I'm rich! I'm wealthy!
418
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,471
I'm comfortably well-off.
419
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,878
Open septuagenarian?
420
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,351
Open saddle soap?
421
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,871
Open sesame?
422
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,519
I'm in the money
423
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:31,794
La ta, the money
424
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:33,074
Ah! Redcap.
425
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,834
Call me a cab, boy, and be quick about it.
426
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,273
I'm a heavy tipper.
427
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,918
Quick! Save me, pal. And it's yours!
428
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,356
Gorgeous, isn't it? Don't be afraid.
Have it appraised anyplace.
429
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,558
- Proud punk.
- Hasaan chop!
430
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,998
Yeah? Chop the rabbit.
He brought us here.
431
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:21,270
Me genie, the light-brown hare.
432
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,358
O mighty genie!
433
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:29,837
Release me,
and I shall grant thee a rich reward.
434
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,229
He's lying! Chop him!
435
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,118
Hasaan release you, O Master!
436
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:42,953
Thank you, Hasaan.
437
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,156
Now, woulds't thou like to have...
438
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:48,038
all this treasure for thy very own?
439
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,476
Yes, Master. Hasaan like!
440
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:54,589
Very well.
441
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:12,874
It's yours.
442
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:35,318
I don't know. I have a feeling
that Pismo Beach ain't quite this wide.
443
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,790
Help! Help, save me, pal!
444
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,677
Save me! Help!
445
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,916
Hasaan chop!
446
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:46,829
- Help!
- Okay, Daff, back here.
447
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:51,873
- What's with you, anyway?
- I can't help it. I'm a greedy slob.
448
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,195
It's my hobby. Save me!
449
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,191
Hasaan chop!
450
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,911
Him go that-a-way.
451
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,834
- Is he gone?
- Yeah. I got rid of him.
452
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,557
Boy! I'm rich!
I'm wealthy! I'm independent!
453
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,552
I'm socially secure! I'm rich!
454
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,155
There. I think that's the last of it.
455
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,194
Just a quick check
to see if I missed anything.
456
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,395
What's this?
457
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:29,756
Polished up, it might bring
another quick four bits...
458
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,239
on the open market.
459
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:35,115
I am the genie of the lamp, O Master.
460
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,636
No, you don't! You want my treasure!
It's mine, understand?
461
00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:41,871
All mine! Down! Go! Mine!
462
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:47,313
Duck, you have desecrated
the spirit of the lamp.
463
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,078
Prepare to take the consequences.
464
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,153
Consequences, schmonsequences.
As long as I'm rich.
465
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:05,557
I wonder how that crazy duck
ever made out with that genie?
466
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,551
What do you know? A pearl!
467
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,118
It's mine, you understand? Mine! All mine!
468
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,112
Go! Mine, do you hear me? Out! Mine!
469
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,112
Oh, brother! Close sesame.
470
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,111
I'm rich. I'm a happy miser.
471
00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:26,199
I sometimes get the feeling
that the entire population of the world...
472
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,636
is made up of people who want to
shoot, fry, dice...
473
00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:32,439
or parboil rabbits and/ or ducks.
474
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,876
For instance, old Elmer Fudd...
475
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,679
who, like so many
other brave sportsmen...
476
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:42,436
never seems really happy
unless he's protecting innocent citizens...
477
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,909
by shooting dangerous forest animals.
478
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,309
Like rabbits and ducks.
479
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,317
Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits.
480
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,831
Boy! Rabbit tracks!
481
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,149
Bugsy. Bugsy, pal.
482
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:13,151
There's a friend here to see ya.
483
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,358
Survival of the fittest.
484
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,351
And besides, it's fun.
485
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,075
Did someone knock?
486
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:27,988
What's up, doc?
487
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,388
Now I got you, you rabbit!
488
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:45,679
Say, doc, are you trying
to get yourself in trouble with the law?
489
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,628
- This ain't rabbit hunting season.
- It's not?
490
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,596
No. It's duck hunting season.
491
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,512
That, sir, is an inmitigated frabrication.
492
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,159
It's rabbit season!
493
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,119
- Duck season!
- Rabbit season!
494
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,514
- Rabbit season!
- Duck season!
495
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:12,276
- Rabbit season!
- I say it's duck season, and I say fire!
496
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,716
- Let's try that again.
- Okay.
497
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,037
- I'll start it this time.
- Right.
498
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,112
- Rabbit season!
- Duck season.
499
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:33,352
- Rabbit season!
- Rabbit season.
500
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:35,119
Duck season! Fire!
501
00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:44,550
Okay, this time you start it.
502
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,433
Whatever you say.
503
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:49,830
- Rabbit.
- Duck! Fire!
504
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,789
What's the matter?
Everything's upside down.
505
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,993
Strange. Can't make heads or tails
of things.
506
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,350
Hey you! Come back here.
507
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,794
What do you know? No more bullets.
508
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:10,631
No more bullets?
Laughing boy, no more bullets.
509
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,993
No more bullets?
Here, let me see that thing.
510
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:20,032
What do you know? One bullet left.
511
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:22,196
One bullet left?
512
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:26,274
- Laughing boy, there was...
- I know, I know!
513
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,232
Devilishly clever.
514
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,956
What's up, doc?
Having any luck with those ducks?
515
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:47,837
It's duck season, you know?
516
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:52,352
Just a darn minute.
Where do you get that duck season stuff?
517
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:55,228
Says so right over there on that sign.
You're so smart.
518
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,354
You know what to do with that gun, doc.
519
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,555
You're despicable.
520
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:16,349
Yes, you're despicable and pickable...
521
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,558
and you're very definitely despicable!
522
00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:23,713
How a person can get so despicable
in one lifetime is beyond me.
523
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,388
It isn't as though
I haven't met a lot of people.
524
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,438
Goodness knows it isn't that!
It isn't that... That...
525
00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:32,439
Goodness knows it isn't... It's...
526
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,393
despicable.
527
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,558
"Filet of duck bordelaise maitre d' butter."
528
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:39,629
Yum, yum.
529
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,595
"Duck polonaise under glass."
530
00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:48,835
"Rabbit au gratin de gelatin
under tooled leather."
531
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,231
Drool, drool.
532
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,555
"Barbecued duck meat
with broiled duckbill milanese."
533
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,473
Yummy yum.
534
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:02,277
"Chicken-fried rabbit
with cottontail sauce braised in carrots."
535
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:09,391
I'm sorry fellows, but I'm a vegetarian.
I just hunt for the sport of it.
536
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:10,909
Yeah?
537
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,798
There's other sports besides hunting,
you know?
538
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,192
Anyone for tennis?
539
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:19,754
Nice game.
540
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:23,237
Now you screwy rabbit, you're next.
541
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,397
All right, come out or I'll blast you out.
542
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:39,678
For shame, doc.
Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun.
543
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,919
- Elephant gun?
- That's right, doc.
544
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,548
So why don't you go
shoot yourself an elephant?
545
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,037
You do and I'll give you such a pinch!
546
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:58,113
Just wait till I get that screwy rabbit
and that screwball duck.
547
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:09,193
What's the big idea?
Why don't you look where you...
548
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,917
How simply dreadful.
549
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:19,592
You poor little man.
Did I hurt you with my naughty gun?
550
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:23,438
Shucks. Well, I...
551
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,949
Gypsy, you naughty bow-wow. Stop that.
552
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:40,515
Okay, rabbit, I see through that disguise.
Say your prayers.
553
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,632
You, too, duck.
554
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:46,876
- Rabbit season.
- Duck season.
555
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:50,554
- Rabbit season!
- Duck season!
556
00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:07,156
Be very, very quiet. We're hunting Elmers.
557
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:14,996
Now here is a gentleman who knows
what chasing is all about.
558
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:20,551
He lives in France where
all good Americans go when they die.
559
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,393
And in France...
560
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:26,513
the onliest reason
for chasing anybody is for love.
561
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:45,513
Sacr� maroon! Le help!
562
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,720
Assistansions! Gendarme!
563
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:57,638
Pouf, Jos�. Gendarme can le fix.
564
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:01,196
Thank you, le gendarme.
Merci beaucoup, le thanks.
565
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,232
Sacr� cerise!
566
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:04,875
Le pew!
567
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,749
Quelle terrible odeur!
568
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,235
Un smell-e-vous fine.
569
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,472
I am the bankrupt!
570
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,718
Le mew. Le purr.
571
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,271
Le pussy ferocious.
572
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:47,678
Remove that skunk.
That polecat pole from the premises.
573
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:48,955
A vec!
574
00:52:58,800 --> 00:52:59,949
Quelle est-ce?
575
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,350
Le belle femme skunk fatale.
576
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:15,795
My little darling.
It is love at first sight, is it not?
577
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:16,869
No?
578
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,636
Do not come with me to the casbah.
579
00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:24,918
We shall make beautiful music
together right here.
580
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,237
This little love bordel.
581
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,432
Now she is seeking for us a trysting place.
582
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,672
Touching, is it not?
583
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:46,716
Come, my little peanut of brittle.
I will help you.
584
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,360
Wait for me. Wait.
585
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,876
Where are you, pigeon?
I am looking for you.
586
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:54,991
I am going... Huh?
587
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,156
I missed, fortunately for you.
588
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:54,272
So now, mon cherie,
we can begin life anew.
589
00:54:58,400 --> 00:54:59,515
C'est la guerre.
590
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,359
Hello, baby.
591
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:23,794
I am the locksmith of love, no?
592
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,833
Come, darling. We must be grown up
about this thing.
593
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:31,909
Do not run away from the love.
Here. What is this?
594
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:34,439
But of course.
595
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:38,195
This little one wish to commit suicide
to prove her love for me.
596
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:41,909
What a sweet gesture.
Nevertheless, I must prevent it.
597
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:44,555
Saved!
598
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,798
Vive I'amour! We die together.
599
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:57,317
I am not dead? No.
600
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,154
What's this? Is that you, pigeon?
601
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:03,033
Is that...
602
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:09,031
Pardon grand mama, but have you seen
a beautiful young lady skunk?
603
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:11,676
Where are you, pigeon?
604
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,675
I am looking somewhere to find you.
605
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:17,753
Rabbit, where are you?
606
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:22,750
Perhaps you have returned in here.
607
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,797
Are you here then, golden girl?
608
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:27,993
Who is this?
609
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:30,238
It is you again.
610
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:35,519
What can I do to help you?
611
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:39,313
Why do you lock the...
612
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:40,709
Oh, no!
613
00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:45,030
Control yourself, madam.
You cannot be in earnest.
614
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:46,838
A joke, yes?
615
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:48,869
No?
616
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:57,916
You know, it is possible
to be too attractive.
617
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:31,438
Do you know what that was?
618
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,188
The Minute Waltz played in 30 seconds.
619
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,070
New world record.
620
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:43,797
There are people who just
don't like music, as I found out one day.
621
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:45,871
On a rainy night in Rio
622
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:47,154
A-rink a-dink a-dink
623
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:50,073
What do they do
when there is no starry sky
624
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:51,513
Oh, starry sky
625
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:54,637
Where do they go
when they can't go for a walk?
626
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:56,915
Do they stay home and talk
627
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,070
Or do they sit inside
628
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:20,515
What do they do in Mississippi
629
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,798
When skies are drippy
630
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,516
And what do they do in Tijuana
631
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,318
When they wanna snuggle tight
632
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:32,714
Well...
633
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:49,199
Music-hater.
634
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,556
She's a fancy stepper when she dances
635
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:03,153
Go and see her as she capers and prances
636
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,798
My gal don't do much talking
637
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:06,632
Dances even when she's walking
638
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,358
One and two and three and four
639
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:10,192
She dances all day long
640
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:11,952
My gal is a highborn stepper
641
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:13,632
Ginger with salt and pepper
642
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:15,472
She's a fancy stepper when she dances
643
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,391
Go and see her as she capers and prances
644
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:20,158
What's up, doc?
645
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,751
Also a rabbit hater.
646
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,798
Of course, you know, this means war.
647
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:03,911
- Leopold.
- Leopold.
648
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:09,592
- Leopold.
- Leopold.
649
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:11,910
Leopold!
650
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:17,518
Leopold.
651
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:29,396
You either hate opera or you love it.
I love it.
652
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:33,589
I loved it so much,
I took the entire 18 hours...
653
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:37,958
of Richard Wagner's Ring of Nibelung...
654
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:41,395
and squashed it down to seven minutes.
655
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:18,514
Be very quiet
656
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:22,160
I'm hunting rabbits
657
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:36,754
Rabbit tracks.
658
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:41,033
Kill the rabbit
659
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:44,198
Kill the rabbit
660
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:47,673
Kill the rabbit?
661
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:49,954
Yohoto
662
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:51,474
Yohoto
663
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:52,874
Yohoto
664
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:54,188
Yoho
665
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:59,196
Oh, mighty warrior of great fighting stock
666
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:02,199
Might I inquire to ask
667
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:05,714
What's up, doc?
668
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:08,634
I'm going to kill the rabbit
669
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:13,278
Oh, mighty hunter
it will be quite a task
670
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:18,431
How will you do it
might I inquire to ask?
671
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:22,753
I will do it
with my spear and magic helmet
672
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:24,791
Your spear and magic helmet?
673
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:26,791
- Spear and magic helmet
- Magic helmet?
674
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:28,154
Magic helmet
675
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:30,151
Magic helmet.
676
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:33,597
Yes. Magic helmet
677
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:37,070
And I'll give you a sample
678
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:49,949
Bye.
679
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:52,712
That was the rabbit.
680
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:25,074
Brunhilde
681
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:27,958
You're so lovely
682
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:30,350
Yes, I know it
683
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:32,909
I can't help it
684
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:35,719
Brunhilde
685
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:38,439
Be my love
686
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:35,436
Return my love
687
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:40,236
A longing burns deep inside me
688
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:45,150
Return my love
689
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:50,196
I want you always beside me
690
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:55,435
Love like ours must be
691
01:06:55,960 --> 01:07:00,670
Made for you and for me
692
01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:04,269
Return
693
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:08,753
Won't you return, my love?
694
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:13,716
For my love is yours
695
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:30,396
I'll kill the rabbit!
696
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:33,272
Arise, storm!
697
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:37,353
North winds blow! South winds blow!
698
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:40,398
Typhoons! Hurricanes! Earthquakes!
699
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,598
Smog!
700
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:50,398
White lightning, strike the rabbit!
701
01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:13,230
What have I done?
702
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:16,671
I've killed the rabbit
703
01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:20,716
Poor little bunny
704
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,434
Poor little rabbit
705
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:41,030
What did you expect in an opera,
a happy ending?
706
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:49,318
I will say this for Elmer.
He really doesn't want us for food.
707
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:52,233
He just does it 'cause he's a sportsman.
708
01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:56,950
That's different than some people who
go hunting because they're really hungry...
709
01:08:57,040 --> 01:09:00,430
like a coyote for instance,
who will eat anything...
710
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:02,033
including me.
711
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:24,872
What's up, doc?
712
01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:28,476
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Wile E. Coyote, Genius.
713
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:33,555
I'm not selling anything
nor am I working my way through college.
714
01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:35,552
So let's get down to cases.
715
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:39,116
You are a rabbit
and I am going to eat you for supper.
716
01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:41,031
Now, don't try to get away.
717
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:45,272
I am more muscular, more cunning,
faster and larger than you are...
718
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:47,794
and I'm a genius...
719
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:51,675
while you could hardly pass the
entrance examinations to kindergarten.
720
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:56,315
So, I'll give you the customary
two minutes to say your prayers.
721
01:09:57,400 --> 01:10:00,233
I'm sorry, Mac. The lady
of the house ain't home and besides...
722
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:02,993
we mailed you people a check last week.
723
01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:12,071
Why do they always want
to do it the hard way?
724
01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:24,079
Wile E., you genius.
725
01:10:24,240 --> 01:10:25,958
You've done it again.
726
01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:09,998
- What's cooking, doc?
- Rabbit stew.
727
01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:14,755
I'm such a genius!
728
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:17,558
Smells mighty good!
729
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:20,831
But there's only one little thing wrong
with it.
730
01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:23,993
- There is? What?
- No rabbit.
731
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:32,990
I'm looking over a three-leaf clover
732
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:36,038
That I overlooked be three
733
01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:42,751
Back to the old drawing board.
734
01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:53,874
Genius, that's what it is! Sheer genius!
735
01:12:12,440 --> 01:12:16,274
Wile E. Coyote. Super genius.
736
01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:19,357
I like the way that rolls out.
737
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:24,475
Wile E. Coyote. Super genius.
738
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:35,795
Wile E. Coyote.
739
01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:37,838
Super genius.
740
01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:49,036
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Mud.
741
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:53,709
And remember,
mud spelled backwards is "dum."
742
01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:00,598
Even a genius gets
the message after a while...
743
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:02,716
and realizes that eating rabbit...
744
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:05,997
cooked or raw isn't such a smart idea.
745
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:10,394
Raw rabbit? What a revolting idea.
746
01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:15,230
So old Wile E. decided that he'd
better pursue something more his size.
747
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:17,028
For instance...
748
01:31:30,080 --> 01:31:32,150
How's that for a big production?
749
01:31:32,240 --> 01:31:36,028
I'll bet even old Cecil B. De Mille
would be jealous of that one.
750
01:31:36,320 --> 01:31:40,950
I'm sure old Neanderthal person
never envisaged anything like that...
751
01:31:41,040 --> 01:31:43,508
when he started that very first chase.
752
01:31:43,600 --> 01:31:46,319
But then if he hadn't invented the chase...
753
01:31:46,600 --> 01:31:51,037
maybe, just maybe, laughter wouldn't
have been invented either...
754
01:31:51,160 --> 01:31:54,755
and that, old buddies,
would have been a real loss.
755
01:31:55,840 --> 01:31:56,875
Who knows?
756
01:31:56,960 --> 01:32:01,909
Maybe, just maybe the whole universe
will get the idea...
757
01:32:02,360 --> 01:32:05,955
and stars and suns, meteors and comets...
758
01:32:06,040 --> 01:32:10,318
even galaxies will realize
how necessary laughter is...
759
01:32:10,400 --> 01:32:12,675
and how much fun chases are.
760
01:32:12,920 --> 01:32:14,273
And...
761
01:32:20,440 --> 01:32:25,116
And finally, all will once again
be peaceful and quiet.
762
01:32:27,720 --> 01:32:29,278
Or will it?
763
01:32:35,160 --> 01:32:36,149
Yes?
764
01:32:39,520 --> 01:32:40,555
Well?
765
01:32:46,280 --> 01:32:49,556
After all, credits where credit is due.
766
01:33:29,560 --> 01:33:31,994
Eat your heart out, Burt Reynolds.
767
01:33:32,305 --> 01:33:38,191
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