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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Mitch?
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Mitch, run!
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It's gonna blow up!
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Run!
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Meet
Ben Zagger Zagowski.
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This frightened
man-child has become
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the envy of Green Bay
super fans everywhere.
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Packer fans are
Packer fans for life.
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My whole life I've
been a Packers fan.
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My whole life.
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Fans of
any team in the world
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have a thirst to
wear their colors
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bigger, better and
louder than any other.
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This hat has been
with me a long time.
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Until it completely falls apart,
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it's gonna be with
me at the games.
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It's just really
fun, and seeing him,
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like, scream at the
TV, it's hilarious.
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Expecting
those closest to them
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to join in the journey
or suffer the consequences.
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I thank God I'm not
married to my ex-wife
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and I'm married
to my lovely current wife
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because of the Packers.
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There are game days
when I don't even
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want to be around her,
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because of how
out-of-bounds she gets
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with her passion for the team.
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Zagger's desire
to be a fan among fans
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propelled him to implement
his parking lot living room.
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This proximity allowed him to be
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as close to the
action as possible,
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proving his commitment.
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Zagger would always have
his teammates by his side.
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In attendance
was his only friend, Polano,
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a rare Bears fan living
behind enemy lines,
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as well as Zagger's
sister, Debbie,
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the smart one in the family.
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But most notably was
his fiancรฉ, Amy Etzman.
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Not her.
Ah, there she is.
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When Zagger proposed
to her eight years ago,
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he forever brought her into
his world of super fan.
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Go Pack, Go!
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And she brought him
into her world of the employed,
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obtaining him a job in
the shipping department
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at the company where she worked.
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Polano, post route.
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I got it!
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The future
looked bright for Zagger,
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but the road for
Zagger to become
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this legendary symbol of fandom
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was wrought with great
sacrifice, struggle,
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and commitment.
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Okay, can I look now?
It's really hot back here.
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I know, the center
of my back is always hot.
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- Yeah.
- I have hot back.
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- Yeah, you do.
- Okay, keep your eyes closed.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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All right.
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Oh, gosh.
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Okay, look.
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Oh, my gosh.
We did it?
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You're not following the
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no-sexual-touching-in-the-office
policy.
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Remember that weird meeting
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after the
Jablonski/Karen incident?
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Karen, cut it out. You're gonna
send him back to therapy.
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- Holy balls, I love you.
- Holy balls, I love you.
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Holy balls, I'd rather
watch you make out.
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Polano, we did it.
We finally have enough
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money to get married.
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Aw, you two are
getting married
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and Tracey and I are
getting a divorce.
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The world is balanced.
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My grandma sent us
a check for 350 bucks,
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and that puts us over the mark.
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Okay, so is it real this time
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or do you want me to
react the same way I did
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the past five times you told me?
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It's so for real
that I'll even let you
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- bang one of my bridesmaids.
- Oh.
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Once your divorce is final.
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Oh, thank you, Amy.
Thank you.
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Oh, time.
Time, time, time.
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- We gotta go. Let's go.
- Oh, I do have one question.
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How is it that the only
Bears fan in Green Bay
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wins tickets to a
closed Pack practice?
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- Karma.
- Mm-hm.
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- And phony raffle tickets.
- There you...
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I get it. The voice is
because I'm Italian.
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I'm only going because
you're my best friend,
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and I'm gonna email everything
I see to Lovie Smith.
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- Ooh!
- I love you, lover.
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I love you.
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Oh, babe?
What about your work?
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Go Pack, go!
Half day, bitches!
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Damn it, Karen!
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Two seconds.
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I know if it was my team,
I'd want to go straight there.
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I'm not going to a practice
without my stats binder.
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Oh, while you're in there,
try and find your testicles.
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Dad, make sure you don't
weld the wrong crack.
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What? There's only one
crack in this...
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Oh, you mean my butt crack.
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- Funny. Good one.
- Where's my stats binder?
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Hey, uh, so are
you two excited?
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Oh yeah, of course.
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I mean Polano just wants
to get out of work.
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No, I am talking about
you and Amy and the wedding.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're,
she's, she's pumped about it.
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- Have you seen it?
- Did you agree on
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the, um, color scheme?
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Oh, how about the invites?
Did you get those yet?
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Or better yet, a save-the-date.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ma.
I know, okay? But where is it?
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If I don't have the binder, it
will affect the whole season.
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You knew where it
was the whole time.
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Don't forget.
You and Amy work well together.
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You'll make a great team.
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Hey, I got a great idea
for your save-the-date card.
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Look, even your
father's serious about it.
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You could put an R
after the V, like Favre.
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Then people might think that
they should savor the date,
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but I like what you're thinking.
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Don't savor the date.
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Just save the date
like a normal person.
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I can't make any promises,
Ma, but I'll definitely try.
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- I gotta go, okay? I love you.
- Okay.
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- Please, please.
- Yeah.
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Just take this
seriously, Ben, please?
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- I will.
- Okay.
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- Go Pack, go!
- Go Pack, go!
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Go Pack, go.
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- Guess what?
- What?
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We set a date!
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Should I
react the same way I did
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the last five times or
something different?
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No, something different.
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Listen girl, I love
my brother like he was,
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well, my brother,
but you deserve someone
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who is considerate
and who has their shit together
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and who showers and puts your
needs above theirs.
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Hang on, I gotta take this.
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Amy, I'm sorry to be
the hard-ass new boss,
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it's just I need you to...
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Oh, you're on the phone.
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- Are you on hold?
- Yeah.
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No, you know what?
I'm gonna take care of it.
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It's not that big a deal.
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You have every right
to be on the phone.
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You have as much right as a man.
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Okay.
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To get in my Butkus.
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Oh, hey.
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What's so funny?
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Uh, one of our clients
got denied parole.
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- Oh.
- Anyway, what were
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we talking about?
Um, oh yeah, what a piece
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- of shit my brother is.
- He's not.
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He even said he had a little
surprise for me later.
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The only time my
brother surprises anyone
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is when he acts like an adult,
and I have yet to be surprised.
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You realize we're
watching practice, right?
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Dude, when third
string is running
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Gun Normal-Y-Flex-Tight
on first down scenarios,
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they are confident.
The depth chart is solid.
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I think they are big
game capable this season.
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Yeah, well, the
conference championship
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is running right
through Chicago,
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- obviously.
- No. No, no.
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I forecasted the Bears
to finish sub 500
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due to lack of run support.
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So, what's the
surprise for Amy tonight?
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Oh, I'm gonna
put a deposit down
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at that really nice Bayfront
resort for the reception.
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- Nice.
- Right?
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Love the cheese curds there.
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Whoop, sorry.
Whoops, my bad.
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Mark Tauscher, right tackle.
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The 224th pick of the seventh
round of the 2000 draft,
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born June 17th, 1977 in
Auburndale, Wisconsin.
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Wears a size 15 shoe, favorite
movie is Kindergarten Cop.
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Can you, uh, can you sign, can
you sign, sign this for me?
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75 man roster, hand-written.
Uh, yeah, sure.
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Can you make it
out to Miss Hot Back?
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- Miss Hot Back.
- That's my wife.
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Fiancรฉ.
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- I'm sure you'll figure it out.
- Yeah.
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- We are figuring it out, and...
- Yeah, Bears.
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Uh, does anyone ever call
you The Tausch Mahal?
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- That's not funny.
- Uh, no.
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Yeah, he does open mics,
stand-up, so down, uh...
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Good.
- Good.
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All right, yes. So, uh, so yeah,
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keep stepping in the bucket.
Pullin', pullin' and crushin',
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active feet, elbows in.
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Sure. Will do.
Take care.
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He's huge.
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I don't know what
his problem was.
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I thought Tausch Mahal was gold.
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Could this
day get any better?
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Are you boys lost?
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Dumb? Or both?
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This house for sale?
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No, the house in
China directly under us,
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through the Earth.
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As in somebody could buy it
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and live in it, right next to...
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People don't give
up these houses.
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I got a few questions for ya.
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First, what's your
name, old-timer?
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- Rick Warner.
- Okay, that was an easy one.
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Second question,
what is your deal?
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I'm too old for
this craziness.
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I'm moving to Florida.
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You boys interested
in the house or what?
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Ah, hey. I'll ask the
questions here, Rick.
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Final question, is it required
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for all old people
to move to Florida?
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Huddle.
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Think about it.
No more parking lot living room.
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We could have an
actual living room.
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It would be like the
40, the 50, The Sixty,
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The Sixty Yard Line,
that's what we'll call it.
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The Sixty Yard Line.
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Aren't your funds a little
tied up at the moment?
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No. Yes. Maybe.
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But this is perfect
for Amy and I.
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It's perfect for me.
I can get divorce-drunk here.
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I mean Amy
likes the Pack.
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Yeah.
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But she also really wants
the wedding really bad.
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Yeah. Okay, ready? Break!
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Ugh, I'm sorry, but I
just, I can't do it...
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Hey, Rick!
What's up, fellas?
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...wait to become
a home-owner.
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- I'll take it.
- Ahman, man!
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You haven't said one word
about the practice today.
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- Did our offense look tight?
- Oh, yeah. It was real tight.
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It was like
jeans-out-of-the-dryer tight.
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They ran a lot of slot plays.
Green Right, Strong Slot two.
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Go left. Uh, Y Banana.
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It's fun to just say
slot and Y Banana,
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in the same sentence and
not make it sound dirty?
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Right. Right.
Go right, go right.
247
00:12:20,828 --> 00:12:22,494
- Oh, gosh.
- Right.
248
00:12:22,496 --> 00:12:24,495
I'm sorry, I got
confused with the plays.
249
00:12:24,497 --> 00:12:28,469
And I got you this.
250
00:12:30,371 --> 00:12:32,370
Oh, my gosh!
251
00:12:32,372 --> 00:12:34,773
- Wait, who?
- Tauscher.
252
00:12:34,775 --> 00:12:36,609
I love him, his hair.
253
00:12:36,611 --> 00:12:39,711
And while we were there,
Ahman Green rode right by,
254
00:12:39,713 --> 00:12:41,581
and guess what he said?
255
00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:44,650
He looked right at us, and
he's like, "What's up, fellas?"
256
00:12:44,652 --> 00:12:48,554
- Go right.
- What is this little surprise?
257
00:12:48,556 --> 00:12:50,756
- Close your eyes.
- I'm driving.
258
00:12:50,758 --> 00:12:53,428
- Perfect, do it anyways.
- No.
259
00:12:54,429 --> 00:12:55,562
Pull in here.
260
00:12:55,564 --> 00:12:57,699
Right here, this is it.
261
00:13:02,839 --> 00:13:05,172
Come on, come on.
262
00:13:05,174 --> 00:13:08,108
- What's going on?
- Just don't speak.
263
00:13:08,110 --> 00:13:09,610
I know just what
you're thinking.
264
00:13:09,612 --> 00:13:12,179
Don't give me
the No Doubt treatment.
265
00:13:12,181 --> 00:13:13,646
What's going on?
266
00:13:13,648 --> 00:13:15,551
Okay. Just wait.
267
00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:21,488
- How do you have a key?
- Shh.
268
00:13:21,490 --> 00:13:23,393
No talking.
269
00:13:24,695 --> 00:13:25,559
What?
270
00:13:30,366 --> 00:13:33,170
Oh, you're too, oh, sorry.
271
00:13:43,412 --> 00:13:45,483
First back here.
272
00:13:46,850 --> 00:13:51,255
Okay, so there's this, huh?
273
00:13:54,391 --> 00:13:56,461
Okay, now back inside.
274
00:13:58,362 --> 00:13:59,430
So...
275
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:02,431
Right?
276
00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:05,167
Oh, oh, I can speak now?
277
00:14:05,169 --> 00:14:08,336
Oh, yeah.
I mean I just, I was thinking,
278
00:14:08,338 --> 00:14:09,872
I love you, and...
279
00:14:09,874 --> 00:14:11,741
So glad that you came
to that conclusion.
280
00:14:11,743 --> 00:14:15,278
And holy balls, I
want to marry you.
281
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,913
- But...
- But?
282
00:14:16,915 --> 00:14:18,614
Just hold on.
283
00:14:18,616 --> 00:14:20,850
If we get married while
we're still in our apartment,
284
00:14:20,852 --> 00:14:24,555
are we really taking our
relationship to the next level,
285
00:14:24,557 --> 00:14:28,392
which is what we
both want, right?
286
00:14:28,394 --> 00:14:33,397
But if we buy a house together,
287
00:14:33,399 --> 00:14:36,303
that's huge.
288
00:14:36,869 --> 00:14:39,203
Ben.
289
00:14:39,205 --> 00:14:42,242
What did you do?
290
00:14:44,477 --> 00:14:47,412
Did you buy this house?
291
00:14:47,414 --> 00:14:49,216
Surprise!
292
00:14:51,617 --> 00:14:54,485
This is the little surprise
that you were talking about?
293
00:14:54,487 --> 00:14:55,753
No.
294
00:14:55,755 --> 00:14:57,521
- Yes.
- Ben!
295
00:14:57,523 --> 00:15:00,793
- Maybe?
- What? What?
296
00:15:00,795 --> 00:15:02,227
- Listen.
- What?
297
00:15:02,229 --> 00:15:04,395
I have it all planned out.
298
00:15:04,397 --> 00:15:06,799
This is a place for
our family, too.
299
00:15:06,801 --> 00:15:08,967
We can start a family.
300
00:15:08,969 --> 00:15:12,938
Right there is where our son
strong safety, Teddy Zagowski,
301
00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:14,807
will take his first steps.
302
00:15:14,809 --> 00:15:16,942
And then right there
is where our daughter,
303
00:15:16,944 --> 00:15:20,679
first female General
Manager, Juliette Zagowski,
304
00:15:20,681 --> 00:15:22,747
will learn to assess the draft.
305
00:15:22,749 --> 00:15:25,352
And right out back in
the yard is where...
306
00:15:25,354 --> 00:15:27,454
- Surprise!
- Oh, my gosh!
307
00:15:27,456 --> 00:15:29,421
My god, dude! Come on!
308
00:15:29,423 --> 00:15:31,358
- Congratulations!
- Geez!
309
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,359
Geez, I almost...
310
00:15:33,361 --> 00:15:35,262
- What are you doing here?
- I woulda blocked it.
311
00:15:35,264 --> 00:15:37,664
Ah, I just wanted to be
here for the big moment.
312
00:15:37,666 --> 00:15:39,799
Plus, Tracey keeps
going by my apartment
313
00:15:39,801 --> 00:15:41,700
asking about her red sweater,
314
00:15:41,702 --> 00:15:45,807
which I don't have because I
burned it in a fit of rage.
315
00:15:49,578 --> 00:15:50,613
Welp...
316
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:58,286
I'll leave you two
lovebirds to the new nest.
317
00:15:58,288 --> 00:15:59,856
Norwegian corner.
318
00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:05,759
So, what do you think?
319
00:16:05,761 --> 00:16:09,830
Please tell me that you robbed
a bank or won the lottery.
320
00:16:09,832 --> 00:16:11,299
Oh, we're still
gonna have a wedding.
321
00:16:11,301 --> 00:16:12,466
We're gonna have a wedding.
322
00:16:12,468 --> 00:16:13,935
Don't, don't worry about that.
323
00:16:13,937 --> 00:16:15,836
I'll start saving
again, and, and besides,
324
00:16:15,838 --> 00:16:18,340
we can use the house
for the wedding.
325
00:16:18,342 --> 00:16:22,043
We could put the, the,
um, the Tabernacle,
326
00:16:22,045 --> 00:16:25,480
chuppah thing on the back deck,
327
00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:28,049
and the house is
a wedding venue.
328
00:16:28,051 --> 00:16:31,622
- It's called an altar.
- Altar! That's it.
329
00:16:34,525 --> 00:16:36,525
I guess the house
is kind of cute.
330
00:16:36,527 --> 00:16:37,393
Yes!
331
00:16:47,738 --> 00:16:49,938
Don't tell
Tracey about the sweater.
332
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:56,048
Perfect.
333
00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:58,017
All right.
334
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:04,854
Brown drops back,
335
00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:06,090
gets going down the left
336
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:07,757
side line for eight yards.
337
00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:10,127
Nick Shommer makes the
stop for Tennessee,
338
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:12,563
and the Packers are starting
to see a little light
339
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,835
for this offense
in the second half.
340
00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:24,375
This is not where I
imagined getting drunk.
341
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,876
Tiny TV, scented candles.
342
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:29,147
There are birds
everywhere in this place.
343
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,914
Amy says it fits our age.
344
00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:33,985
- And where's your chair?
- Around.
345
00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:35,853
This place looks
like Pier One Imports
346
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,358
took a pure deuce export.
347
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,961
- And what does that mean?
- She loves it.
348
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:47,031
But do you Live,
Laugh, Love it?
349
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:50,402
You know, it's words.
350
00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:54,006
Oh, my God.
Dude, this is your house, too.
351
00:17:54,008 --> 00:17:56,075
Where is the pride for
those green and gold wimps
352
00:17:56,077 --> 00:17:57,742
you call The Pack?
353
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,044
Oh, you mean
the 12 time champions?
354
00:17:59,046 --> 00:18:00,645
- Yeah.
- That just scored.
355
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,114
That kid is sick.
356
00:18:02,116 --> 00:18:03,681
I don't know how you
see that in that TV.
357
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,117
They're...
It's fine, I can see it.
358
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,886
What are you,
this is pre-season.
359
00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:10,588
- Hey, love.
- My dad gave us some venison.
360
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,626
- You bums want any or no?
- Yes.
361
00:18:13,628 --> 00:18:15,461
- Yes.
- With a side
362
00:18:15,463 --> 00:18:17,963
of Verbena Lemongrass
candles, please Amy, thanks.
363
00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:19,932
- How'd you know that scent?
- How did you know that scent?
364
00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:21,768
That is not
important right now.
365
00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:24,136
What happened to the idea
of The Sixty Yard Line?
366
00:18:24,138 --> 00:18:27,106
You own a house next
to Lambeau Field,
367
00:18:27,108 --> 00:18:29,542
and there is no
football stuff in here.
368
00:18:29,544 --> 00:18:31,978
Where is the football?
369
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,847
I suppose we could get a
couple of football things.
370
00:18:34,849 --> 00:18:36,719
Are you serious?
371
00:18:37,787 --> 00:18:39,720
You'd be cool with that?
372
00:18:39,722 --> 00:18:41,122
- Sure.
- Yes, awesome.
373
00:18:41,124 --> 00:18:43,491
- Navy blue and orange.
- Green and gold!
374
00:18:43,493 --> 00:18:45,963
- Don't be dumb.
- Promise me less pillows.
375
00:18:50,966 --> 00:18:53,067
I realize I've only been
376
00:18:53,069 --> 00:18:55,536
regional manager
here for about a week,
377
00:18:55,538 --> 00:18:57,838
but, uh, you've
already stood out
378
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,875
as a valuable asset
to this company.
379
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:03,479
- Oh.
- You're very professional.
380
00:19:03,481 --> 00:19:05,079
You're well-respected.
381
00:19:05,081 --> 00:19:08,884
I guess you haven't
seen my arrest record.
382
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,021
I don't...
383
00:19:12,590 --> 00:19:14,792
A sense of humor to boot.
384
00:19:16,694 --> 00:19:19,895
I think many of our employees
could learn a lot from you.
385
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:22,530
Polano, hit me!
I'm wide!
386
00:19:22,532 --> 00:19:26,472
Oh!
Gosh, what an interesting read.
387
00:19:29,841 --> 00:19:33,675
It's an interesting
write, actually.
388
00:19:33,677 --> 00:19:35,211
- No.
- Yeah.
389
00:19:35,213 --> 00:19:38,047
- You wrote that?
- Yeah.
390
00:19:38,049 --> 00:19:39,715
Yeah, I teach a weekend course
391
00:19:39,717 --> 00:19:43,520
on women's study
at Saint Norbert's.
392
00:19:43,522 --> 00:19:46,924
Oh.
It's like a hobby of yours or?
393
00:19:46,926 --> 00:19:50,261
I mean, you know,
macramรฉ is a hobby.
394
00:19:50,263 --> 00:19:53,030
Model trains, that's a hobby.
395
00:19:53,032 --> 00:19:57,834
Vegetarianism, hobby.
But, recognizing the struggle
396
00:19:57,836 --> 00:20:01,938
of your historically
oppressed gender,
397
00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:03,909
that's a way of life.
398
00:20:09,982 --> 00:20:12,684
I always wanted to scuba dive.
399
00:20:12,686 --> 00:20:14,755
What's stopping you?
400
00:20:16,957 --> 00:20:20,190
Dude, hit the hands.
401
00:20:20,192 --> 00:20:21,927
You missed my
open mic on Tuesday night.
402
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,861
- Damn.
- The other two comics,
403
00:20:23,863 --> 00:20:25,897
- like, laughed a few times.
- My bad, I'm sorry.
404
00:20:25,899 --> 00:20:27,831
I'll make it to one
eventually, I promise.
405
00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:30,802
And when are we gonna
make up The Sixty Yard...
406
00:20:30,804 --> 00:20:32,704
- What's up, Amy?
- Hey, sweetie, okay.
407
00:20:32,706 --> 00:20:35,574
Um, there's something that
I need to talk to you about.
408
00:20:35,576 --> 00:20:36,842
Oh, gosh, please tell
me that Donald Driver
409
00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,209
did not get hurt in practice.
410
00:20:38,211 --> 00:20:40,580
No, gosh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
411
00:20:40,582 --> 00:20:42,180
No, Greg wants me to go with him
412
00:20:42,182 --> 00:20:44,816
to represent the company
at the graphics expo.
413
00:20:44,818 --> 00:20:46,686
That son of a bitch!
414
00:20:46,688 --> 00:20:48,286
It's a good thing, he
sees potential in me.
415
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:49,889
- Oh, I like that guy.
- Here's the thing, though.
416
00:20:49,891 --> 00:20:53,059
It's this weekend in Milwaukee.
417
00:20:53,061 --> 00:20:54,826
Not this weekend.
418
00:20:54,828 --> 00:20:58,264
It's the home opener
in our new house.
419
00:20:58,266 --> 00:20:59,865
I know, but here's the thing.
420
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:01,101
Like, it could be really
good for my career.
421
00:21:01,103 --> 00:21:02,635
Yeah, that's true.
422
00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:04,036
You should go to
Milwaukee this weekend.
423
00:21:04,038 --> 00:21:05,639
No, it's home opener.
424
00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:08,708
We have to park the cars
and we'll be grillin'.
425
00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:10,343
- Yes!
- Oh, gosh.
426
00:21:10,345 --> 00:21:12,079
- Go, have fun.
- Yeah?
427
00:21:12,081 --> 00:21:14,247
Yeah, we'll take
care of the house.
428
00:21:14,249 --> 00:21:16,219
- Okay.
- Okay.
429
00:21:18,187 --> 00:21:20,853
- Say hello to Milwaukee.
- Okay, bye!
430
00:21:20,855 --> 00:21:23,126
Brew crew!
431
00:21:36,673 --> 00:21:39,907
- Let's have some fun.
- Uh, yeah.
432
00:21:39,909 --> 00:21:42,343
With
Amy on the sidelines,
433
00:21:42,345 --> 00:21:45,046
the boys changed the game plan.
434
00:21:45,048 --> 00:21:48,683
When she said, add a
few football things,
435
00:21:48,685 --> 00:21:54,222
all they heard was, blah,
blah, beer, football things.
436
00:21:54,224 --> 00:21:55,891
Look what the golf
course was throwing out.
437
00:21:55,893 --> 00:21:58,826
Turf grass! Yes!
438
00:21:58,828 --> 00:22:01,095
Maybe
it was the beer,
439
00:22:01,097 --> 00:22:04,866
and maybe it was the lack
of a responsible adult,
440
00:22:04,868 --> 00:22:08,403
- or maybe it was the beer.
- This is nice.
441
00:22:08,405 --> 00:22:10,973
They ushered
out a previous life
442
00:22:10,975 --> 00:22:15,244
of a Pier deuce bird emporium
and pillow-riddled couches
443
00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:22,218
to usher in a new life of
fandom and learned priorities,
444
00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:25,954
even stumbling upon
ghosts of legends past.
445
00:22:25,956 --> 00:22:29,159
Whoa! Polano! Suits!
446
00:22:29,161 --> 00:22:33,328
Crookedly
justifying their every intent.
447
00:22:33,330 --> 00:22:35,031
Noice!
448
00:22:35,033 --> 00:22:39,235
Zagger and
Polano took it to the house,
449
00:22:39,237 --> 00:22:41,905
shattering records of the past
450
00:22:41,907 --> 00:22:46,476
and putting up a clearer
future, giving the world...
451
00:22:46,478 --> 00:22:49,212
Now this is a house.
452
00:22:49,214 --> 00:22:51,147
And I'm hammered.
453
00:22:51,149 --> 00:22:54,220
The
Sixty Yard Line.
454
00:22:57,924 --> 00:23:01,326
- Welcome to The Sixty.
- Dad's sick.
455
00:23:01,328 --> 00:23:03,294
- Mom told me to give you this.
- Thank you.
456
00:23:03,296 --> 00:23:08,165
Here we have the uppermost
level of The Sixty Yard Line,
457
00:23:08,167 --> 00:23:10,502
the sleeping and
bunking quarters.
458
00:23:10,504 --> 00:23:12,738
Moving on to
the bathroom section
459
00:23:12,740 --> 00:23:15,139
of the Paul Hornung level
where we have the common tub,
460
00:23:15,141 --> 00:23:19,377
along with sink with
hot and cold water.
461
00:23:19,379 --> 00:23:21,413
Uh, question?
Uh, yes, Uncle Mark.
462
00:23:21,415 --> 00:23:23,316
Did you get these mattresses
out of the dumpster?
463
00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:25,818
No. No, we did not find
them in the dumpster.
464
00:23:25,820 --> 00:23:28,087
- They were on the dumpster.
- Nice.
465
00:23:28,089 --> 00:23:30,490
Yeah, uh, question, Debbie?
466
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:33,760
- Um, where's Amy?
- She's at the work thing.
467
00:23:33,762 --> 00:23:35,093
You know that.
468
00:23:35,095 --> 00:23:36,829
And she helped
you with all this?
469
00:23:36,831 --> 00:23:38,297
Great question, Debbie.
470
00:23:38,299 --> 00:23:40,066
All right, that's it
for the top level.
471
00:23:40,068 --> 00:23:42,135
Let's go to the main level.
Come on in.
472
00:23:42,137 --> 00:23:45,070
Pile in.
Try to blend in, Mark.
473
00:23:45,072 --> 00:23:46,939
This is the Brett Favre level,
474
00:23:46,941 --> 00:23:49,976
open concept with
three flat screens.
475
00:23:49,978 --> 00:23:51,410
Uh, yes. Question, Schneebs.
476
00:23:51,412 --> 00:23:53,179
Yes, uh, with three
different screens,
477
00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:54,947
does that mean
there are gonna be
478
00:23:54,949 --> 00:23:56,082
three different games
at the same time?
479
00:23:56,084 --> 00:23:57,984
The answer is no.
480
00:23:57,986 --> 00:23:59,887
What we will do is we will
have two of the flat screens
481
00:23:59,889 --> 00:24:01,921
on the Green Bay game,
and one flat screen
482
00:24:01,923 --> 00:24:04,491
will have stats and scores
so that somebody here
483
00:24:04,493 --> 00:24:06,459
knows that their
team still sucks.
484
00:24:06,461 --> 00:24:08,861
- Go Bears.
- And, as you can see,
485
00:24:08,863 --> 00:24:10,799
my chair is positioned here,
486
00:24:10,801 --> 00:24:13,834
aptly named Fart Starr where
you can find me every Sunday
487
00:24:13,836 --> 00:24:16,905
and sometimes Thanksgiving
Thursdays and playoff Saturdays
488
00:24:16,907 --> 00:24:21,946
if they do arise,
with my stats binder.
489
00:24:23,412 --> 00:24:25,312
Yes, Debbie,
you have a question?
490
00:24:25,314 --> 00:24:28,349
Yes, I, I was wondering
where, where's Amy?
491
00:24:28,351 --> 00:24:30,318
I told you she's at work.
Moving on.
492
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,352
- Here we go!
- Back to the back patio
493
00:24:32,354 --> 00:24:36,358
leads us directly out to the
parking lot of Lambeau Field.
494
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,326
I state the obvious,
because it leads
495
00:24:38,328 --> 00:24:40,963
directly to the
parking lot of Lambeau!
496
00:24:40,965 --> 00:24:43,498
Even I will enjoy watching
games here this season,
497
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:47,136
so hold onto your boners, folks.
We're in for a juicy ride.
498
00:24:47,138 --> 00:24:49,037
I thought we took boners
out of the tour guide script.
499
00:24:49,039 --> 00:24:50,406
- We did what, now?
- We took boners out
500
00:24:50,408 --> 00:24:52,073
of the tour guide script.
501
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:54,843
Sorry for saying boners.
Uh, geez.
502
00:24:54,845 --> 00:24:56,946
There I go again. Once boners
roll off your tongue,
503
00:24:56,948 --> 00:24:59,382
it's really hard to
stop saying boners.
504
00:24:59,384 --> 00:25:00,883
All right, moving on.
505
00:25:00,885 --> 00:25:02,352
Now this is the part of the tour
506
00:25:02,354 --> 00:25:04,987
where you Packer scum
get a mini Lam-boner.
507
00:25:04,989 --> 00:25:08,924
When Coach Lombardi was
still here, bless his soul,
508
00:25:08,926 --> 00:25:11,594
he would invite people
over every Sunday night
509
00:25:11,596 --> 00:25:14,597
to his basement for drinks.
510
00:25:14,599 --> 00:25:19,501
I am proud to announce that
I will be bringing back
511
00:25:19,503 --> 00:25:22,140
the Lombardi cocktail hour.
512
00:25:25,944 --> 00:25:27,210
Stop asking where Amy is.
513
00:25:27,212 --> 00:25:29,247
Oh I know where she is.
514
00:25:29,249 --> 00:25:31,084
She's right here.
515
00:25:32,618 --> 00:25:36,287
Oh, much, much
sooner than expected.
516
00:25:36,289 --> 00:25:38,122
Hey.
517
00:25:38,124 --> 00:25:40,991
Welcome home. Awesome.
518
00:25:40,993 --> 00:25:43,661
Check it out.
It's The Sixty.
519
00:25:43,663 --> 00:25:45,899
Yeah!
520
00:25:47,501 --> 00:25:51,105
- What is all this?
- A few football things.
521
00:25:52,505 --> 00:25:55,574
And, and I read that
green carpet is calming.
522
00:25:55,576 --> 00:25:57,511
Like Verbena Lemongrass.
523
00:26:01,048 --> 00:26:04,184
Okay. Mm-hm.
524
00:26:05,953 --> 00:26:09,421
She has to probably
unpack, so...
525
00:26:21,269 --> 00:26:23,068
Uh, sorry. Excuse me.
526
00:26:23,070 --> 00:26:26,606
Excuse me, Zagowskis,
uh, and Jablonski.
527
00:26:26,608 --> 00:26:28,607
Uh, first off, thank you
everybody for bringing
528
00:26:28,609 --> 00:26:32,110
a dish of au gratins to our
totally impromptu house tour.
529
00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:34,514
Seriously?
It's all au gratin?
530
00:26:34,516 --> 00:26:35,982
No, there's a beef dish.
531
00:26:35,984 --> 00:26:38,551
No, that's just
burnt au gratin.
532
00:26:38,553 --> 00:26:42,122
Um, no, we have our
first home game tomorrow
533
00:26:42,124 --> 00:26:44,628
against Polano's baby Bears.
534
00:26:45,628 --> 00:26:47,427
Suck, suck!
535
00:26:47,429 --> 00:26:49,195
All right, we're getting better.
536
00:26:49,197 --> 00:26:50,563
Take it easy.
537
00:26:50,565 --> 00:26:53,166
Let's forgive Polano for
choosing the wrong team
538
00:26:53,168 --> 00:26:55,234
because that's what we do.
539
00:26:55,236 --> 00:26:58,172
We forgive our loved
ones when they mess up.
540
00:26:58,174 --> 00:26:59,974
To The Sixty Yard Line.
541
00:26:59,976 --> 00:27:02,679
To The Sixty Yard Line!
542
00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:22,297
I was gonna solder that.
543
00:27:22,299 --> 00:27:25,533
And resurrect
it from the trash?
544
00:27:25,535 --> 00:27:28,340
Hey, come on, Amy.
Hold on. Amy.
545
00:27:29,407 --> 00:27:31,275
Does anybody have a spoon?
546
00:27:33,143 --> 00:27:35,077
Amy. Amy.
547
00:27:35,079 --> 00:27:37,413
Amy. Amy, Amy, hold on!
Wait, stop!
548
00:27:37,415 --> 00:27:41,050
Look, apparently I messed up.
I'm sorry.
549
00:27:41,052 --> 00:27:43,351
But you said that I could
add some football stuff.
550
00:27:43,353 --> 00:27:45,754
It's not football stuff.
551
00:27:45,756 --> 00:27:47,791
- It's you.
- Me, what?
552
00:27:47,793 --> 00:27:50,092
You everything.
553
00:27:50,094 --> 00:27:52,596
Just be honest with me.
554
00:27:52,598 --> 00:27:54,164
Do you even wanna marry me?
555
00:27:54,166 --> 00:27:56,632
- Of course I want to marry you.
- When?
556
00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:59,136
Because we haven't
even spoken about it
557
00:27:59,138 --> 00:28:01,037
once since we moved in here.
558
00:28:01,039 --> 00:28:02,539
I just thought that we could
fix this place up together.
559
00:28:02,541 --> 00:28:05,408
But that in there
560
00:28:05,410 --> 00:28:08,145
has nothing to do
with the both of us,
561
00:28:08,147 --> 00:28:12,283
and you know what I'm realizing,
is that it never will.
562
00:28:12,285 --> 00:28:14,718
It's been eight years, Ben.
563
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:20,123
Eight years of me competing
with a football team
564
00:28:20,125 --> 00:28:21,995
that I can never beat.
565
00:28:39,380 --> 00:28:40,344
Oh, my gosh.
566
00:28:40,346 --> 00:28:42,281
No, no Amy. No, no, no.
567
00:28:42,283 --> 00:28:45,350
You shouldn't drive.
568
00:28:45,352 --> 00:28:48,320
I feel, feel like I'm
having trouble breathing.
569
00:28:48,322 --> 00:28:51,189
I know. Ice cream is
gonna help with that.
570
00:28:51,191 --> 00:28:54,826
My mom, she always
asked me what I was doing,
571
00:28:54,828 --> 00:28:58,198
and I
572
00:29:04,405 --> 00:29:08,141
- Am I not good enough?
- Oh, Amy, yes.
573
00:29:08,143 --> 00:29:11,680
You are, you are more
than good enough.
574
00:29:18,319 --> 00:29:20,388
My heart is so sore.
575
00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:25,625
I'm gonna talk
about my feelings.
576
00:29:25,627 --> 00:29:27,560
- Okay?
- Okay.
577
00:29:30,599 --> 00:29:35,236
She means a lot to me.
578
00:29:35,238 --> 00:29:37,841
Oh, my god, dude, I'm sorry.
I can't do this.
579
00:29:38,641 --> 00:29:40,574
I can't do this.
580
00:29:40,576 --> 00:29:42,776
- Do you want to drink a keg?
- Yes!
581
00:29:42,778 --> 00:29:45,845
You can stay here
as much as you want, girl.
582
00:29:45,847 --> 00:29:47,548
Okay, that's not healthy.
583
00:29:47,550 --> 00:29:49,250
You can stay here as
much as you want, man.
584
00:29:49,252 --> 00:29:50,451
You don't have
to tell me that.
585
00:29:50,453 --> 00:29:52,522
I was going to anyway.
586
00:29:55,492 --> 00:29:58,425
I don't, I don't
know what that was.
587
00:29:58,427 --> 00:30:00,295
- Party.
- You're my friend.
588
00:30:00,297 --> 00:30:01,163
You're my friend.
589
00:30:01,165 --> 00:30:01,829
You hungry, bro?
590
00:30:01,831 --> 00:30:02,897
You hungry?
591
00:30:02,899 --> 00:30:05,166
Right in the mouth hole.
592
00:30:11,475 --> 00:30:14,644
Sometimes I sit in the car
by myself for like four hours.
593
00:30:15,914 --> 00:30:18,250
He's a shipping boy.
594
00:30:19,650 --> 00:30:21,283
I thought you
said a shabing boy.
595
00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:25,721
I just
got snot in 'em.
596
00:30:25,723 --> 00:30:27,389
Oh, it makes 'em better!
597
00:30:28,592 --> 00:30:30,425
It's just that Polano is...
598
00:30:30,427 --> 00:30:32,895
- He didn't do anything wrong.
- What?
599
00:30:32,897 --> 00:30:36,265
Sitting at home with Tracey
like watching rom-coms.
600
00:30:36,267 --> 00:30:37,733
Yeah, no.
601
00:30:37,735 --> 00:30:41,838
Is it weird that
it's, I'm having fun,
602
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,441
but I'm so sad?
603
00:30:44,443 --> 00:30:45,776
Let's call Tracey.
604
00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:51,315
It's gonna be okay.
It is.
605
00:30:51,317 --> 00:30:52,816
It's gonna be okay.
606
00:30:52,818 --> 00:30:54,751
- How do you know that?
- So call...
607
00:30:54,753 --> 00:30:56,787
- Which end is the bottom end?
- This is the end
608
00:30:56,789 --> 00:30:58,589
that you listen to, and this is
the end that you talk in.
609
00:30:58,591 --> 00:30:59,857
- That's dangerous.
- I know.
610
00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:01,428
I love you.
611
00:31:03,662 --> 00:31:05,396
I love you, too.
612
00:31:05,398 --> 00:31:06,897
- Put there and...
- Well don't, you don't
613
00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:08,733
listen to a phone like this.
It's like this.
614
00:31:08,735 --> 00:31:10,667
Okay go, you call, you call.
615
00:31:10,669 --> 00:31:12,505
Shit. I forgot her number.
616
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:17,708
- Good night.
- Good night.
617
00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:22,548
- Let the good times roll.
- Mm-hmm.
618
00:31:22,550 --> 00:31:24,282
Who sings that song?
619
00:31:24,284 --> 00:31:25,984
- The Cars!
- Yeah, that's the band.
620
00:31:25,986 --> 00:31:28,520
Oh my god, it is!
No, outside!
621
00:31:28,522 --> 00:31:31,393
- The cars!
- Come on!
622
00:31:51,479 --> 00:31:55,681
Oh, my gosh.
623
00:32:03,691 --> 00:32:05,558
Hey, excuse me. Hi, hey, uh,
624
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,293
you have to pay to park here,
please.
625
00:32:07,295 --> 00:32:10,831
- You're not Rick.
- No, I'm the new owner.
626
00:32:10,833 --> 00:32:13,566
Well, hello,
627
00:32:13,568 --> 00:32:15,638
Hottie Homeowner.
628
00:32:16,905 --> 00:32:19,506
- I'm Vanessa.
- Hi, Vanessa, yeah.
629
00:32:19,508 --> 00:32:21,941
This is for the money.
You have to pay to park here.
630
00:32:21,943 --> 00:32:25,915
Oh, calm down.
I usually collect it for Rick.
631
00:32:27,816 --> 00:32:29,252
Here you go.
632
00:32:32,555 --> 00:32:37,028
- What, this is it?
- Mm-hm, $10 a car.
633
00:32:38,028 --> 00:32:39,894
You're super cute.
634
00:32:39,896 --> 00:32:42,730
It's $40 per car.
635
00:32:42,732 --> 00:32:45,400
Ugh, we gotta go
get the other 30.
636
00:32:45,402 --> 00:32:47,035
Whose car is this?
Where are these people?
637
00:32:47,037 --> 00:32:50,939
Everyone's gone into Lambeau.
638
00:32:50,941 --> 00:32:53,108
- Why aren't you there?
- 'Cause I got kicked out.
639
00:32:53,110 --> 00:32:55,977
Already? They opened the
gates 10 minutes ago.
640
00:32:55,979 --> 00:32:57,578
Polano, let's siphon the gas
641
00:32:57,580 --> 00:32:59,515
out of some of these
cars and sell it.
642
00:32:59,517 --> 00:33:01,049
Dude, I'm not
going to the hospital again.
643
00:33:01,051 --> 00:33:04,019
On game
day at Lambeau Field,
644
00:33:04,021 --> 00:33:09,392
lawns become parking lots,
and strangers become family.
645
00:33:09,394 --> 00:33:11,728
I've been coming to
games for 25 years.
646
00:33:11,730 --> 00:33:14,063
The tailgate is
a big part of it.
647
00:33:14,065 --> 00:33:18,633
It's a big party, but it's
like being with family.
648
00:33:18,635 --> 00:33:21,069
Everybody's your brother,
your cousin, your whatever.
649
00:33:21,071 --> 00:33:23,973
They hand you a beer, a brat,
and you start having fun.
650
00:33:23,975 --> 00:33:25,642
Don't even have a
clue who they are.
651
00:33:25,644 --> 00:33:27,143
Best place to
tailgate right here.
652
00:33:27,145 --> 00:33:28,778
Best place on Earth.
653
00:33:28,780 --> 00:33:31,614
Everyone
is welcomed everywhere,
654
00:33:31,616 --> 00:33:34,117
including Zagger's bathroom.
655
00:33:34,119 --> 00:33:38,590
It's terrible. Roger's gonna
go wherever he wants.
656
00:33:41,093 --> 00:33:44,428
It got weird last
night at dinner, fast.
657
00:33:44,430 --> 00:33:47,664
You got weird at
dinner last night fast.
658
00:33:47,666 --> 00:33:51,802
I just was trying to
handle the situation.
659
00:33:51,804 --> 00:33:53,471
Hey, if it's any consolation,
660
00:33:53,473 --> 00:33:55,606
that Vanessa girl wants
to squat on your brat.
661
00:33:55,608 --> 00:33:57,509
- Yuck.
- Dude, the quickest way
662
00:33:57,511 --> 00:33:59,644
to get over a break-up
is with a Gong Show.
663
00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:01,179
What's a Gong Show?
664
00:34:01,181 --> 00:34:03,515
You know, a chick that
you bang like a gong,
665
00:34:03,517 --> 00:34:05,048
and then you get her
the hell off stage.
666
00:34:07,486 --> 00:34:08,753
A Gong Show.
667
00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:10,522
- I like that.
- Right?
668
00:34:10,524 --> 00:34:12,191
- I'm not banging the Gong Show.
- You should.
669
00:34:12,193 --> 00:34:13,993
No, I will not be
banging anything.
670
00:34:13,995 --> 00:34:18,564
How'd you get this
grass to grow in here?
671
00:34:18,566 --> 00:34:20,698
It's turf grass, it's fake.
672
00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:23,169
Well it doesn't
soak up pee very well.
673
00:34:23,171 --> 00:34:26,205
Please tell me you're joking.
674
00:34:26,207 --> 00:34:28,109
Okay, I'm joking.
675
00:34:30,144 --> 00:34:33,511
Sorry about the parking money.
676
00:34:33,513 --> 00:34:37,483
Why are you sorry?
It's done.
677
00:34:37,485 --> 00:34:38,652
Hey, will you bang my buddy?
678
00:34:38,654 --> 00:34:40,953
- Dude, no.
- What?
679
00:34:40,955 --> 00:34:43,456
- Come on. He's joking.
- I will.
680
00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:45,157
- I'm not joking.
- No, I'm not single.
681
00:34:45,159 --> 00:34:46,659
- She just said she will.
- I'm not single.
682
00:34:46,661 --> 00:34:47,627
You're going through a divorce.
683
00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:48,962
Not fully.
684
00:34:48,964 --> 00:34:50,032
Amy?
685
00:34:50,799 --> 00:34:51,833
Hi, Ma.
686
00:34:53,168 --> 00:34:55,872
Yeah, just give me a second.
687
00:34:58,073 --> 00:34:59,506
Hey, Ma.
688
00:34:59,508 --> 00:35:00,908
Debbie told me
about last night.
689
00:35:00,910 --> 00:35:02,876
Yeah, uh, it's
not a big deal, Ma.
690
00:35:02,878 --> 00:35:06,213
No big deal?
Benjamin Donald Zagowski!
691
00:35:06,215 --> 00:35:09,716
Hey, buddy, I saw that
big buck out off County 8!
692
00:35:09,718 --> 00:35:11,686
How do you expect us
to come over to the house
693
00:35:11,688 --> 00:35:15,122
when you have thrown your
wedding out the window
694
00:35:15,124 --> 00:35:18,492
to get it! I do not support that
kind of behavior, Ben.
695
00:35:18,494 --> 00:35:21,128
Okay, Ma.
The game's back on, I gotta go.
696
00:35:21,130 --> 00:35:24,165
No, you hold it. Look, do you
think that I like the fact
697
00:35:24,167 --> 00:35:28,569
that your father spent so
much time welding saw blades
698
00:35:28,571 --> 00:35:31,239
and painting deer on
them when we first met?
699
00:35:31,241 --> 00:35:34,243
Ma, look, Dad welding and
painting saws is a hobby.
700
00:35:34,245 --> 00:35:38,013
- The Packers are my life.
- Make Amy your life.
701
00:35:38,015 --> 00:35:39,915
Look, Ma, I don't even
know what that means.
702
00:35:39,917 --> 00:35:41,783
What that means is that
it's called compromise,
703
00:35:41,785 --> 00:35:43,551
- something that...
- All right.
704
00:35:43,553 --> 00:35:44,719
- You're gonna need to...
- Ma, I love you, bye.
705
00:35:44,721 --> 00:35:45,954
'Cause that is how your
706
00:35:45,956 --> 00:35:47,222
father and I deal with the...
707
00:35:47,224 --> 00:35:48,557
Hello?
708
00:35:48,559 --> 00:35:49,795
Ben!
709
00:35:57,202 --> 00:35:59,068
You guys got lucky.
710
00:35:59,070 --> 00:36:02,204
It's like Cutler forgot what
color jersey to throw to.
711
00:36:02,206 --> 00:36:05,140
I gotta piss.
Bears suck.
712
00:36:05,142 --> 00:36:07,010
I feel like it's
gonna be a good season.
713
00:36:07,012 --> 00:36:08,845
I got a good feeling
about this season.
714
00:36:08,847 --> 00:36:11,114
I think that this
house is the key
715
00:36:11,116 --> 00:36:14,019
to just making everything right.
716
00:36:16,555 --> 00:36:17,656
Amy!
717
00:36:20,859 --> 00:36:22,792
- Amy.
- No, you need to fix this.
718
00:36:22,794 --> 00:36:24,228
Well, I'm trying.
719
00:36:24,230 --> 00:36:26,663
I'm gonna save up the
wedding fund again.
720
00:36:26,665 --> 00:36:28,299
We're gonna have a house party!
721
00:36:28,301 --> 00:36:30,935
Five dollar cups, wedding fund.
722
00:36:30,937 --> 00:36:32,335
Hey, I need
to get to my car.
723
00:36:32,337 --> 00:36:35,139
- I'm blocked in.
- What? Yeah.
724
00:36:35,141 --> 00:36:37,775
Just, you're gonna
have to deal with it.
725
00:36:37,777 --> 00:36:39,911
- Okay, huddle.
- Yeah.
726
00:36:39,913 --> 00:36:41,813
Okay, I'm gonna get
Amy to come inside,
727
00:36:41,815 --> 00:36:43,782
and you guys sit down and
talk out whatever it is
728
00:36:43,784 --> 00:36:45,983
that you need to apologize
for, which is everything.
729
00:36:45,985 --> 00:36:48,586
Yeah, I think that
you should stay here
730
00:36:48,588 --> 00:36:51,121
and go into the party, and
that way Amy will stay, too.
731
00:36:51,123 --> 00:36:52,791
Good. Break.
732
00:36:52,793 --> 00:36:54,729
- Oh, come on.
- Amy!
733
00:36:55,829 --> 00:36:59,031
She left.
She was my ride.
734
00:36:59,033 --> 00:37:01,667
Okay, I guess I'm staying here.
735
00:37:01,669 --> 00:37:03,234
- Friend of yours?
- No.
736
00:37:03,236 --> 00:37:05,206
- What are you still doing here?
- Rude.
737
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,975
This party is lame.
We need peeps.
738
00:37:09,977 --> 00:37:11,977
I bartend at Stadium View.
739
00:37:11,979 --> 00:37:13,645
- Oh, of course you do.
- I knew it.
740
00:37:13,647 --> 00:37:16,147
I'm gonna bring
a whole crowd over.
741
00:37:16,149 --> 00:37:17,248
10 bucks a cup.
742
00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:18,884
All right, yeah.
743
00:37:18,886 --> 00:37:20,319
- Let's go to Stadium View.
- Come on.
744
00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:21,654
No, I'm gonna stay.
I'll stay here
745
00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:22,923
in case the people come over,
746
00:37:22,925 --> 00:37:24,123
then I'll be here
waiting for 'em.
747
00:37:24,125 --> 00:37:25,157
And I gotta update my game log.
748
00:37:25,159 --> 00:37:28,128
- Dude, come on.
- Okay.
749
00:37:28,130 --> 00:37:30,297
But when Vee-Vee comes back,
750
00:37:30,299 --> 00:37:35,137
we're gonna put that
ex-fiancรฉ far behind you.
751
00:37:37,373 --> 00:37:38,608
Come on.
752
00:37:40,041 --> 00:37:42,976
- I'm gonna go with him, them.
- Okay.
753
00:37:42,978 --> 00:37:45,646
I paid for easy out!
754
00:37:45,648 --> 00:37:47,952
I don't even know
what that means!
755
00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:07,068
No, don't go to voicemail.
756
00:38:07,070 --> 00:38:09,272
- What do you want?
- Oh, hi.
757
00:38:10,373 --> 00:38:12,810
Right, um.
758
00:38:13,844 --> 00:38:15,277
Um...
759
00:38:15,279 --> 00:38:20,815
I, uh, I just wanted, uh,
760
00:38:20,817 --> 00:38:24,319
I wanted you to know that
your clothes are missing,
761
00:38:24,321 --> 00:38:28,090
and I put flyers up all
over the neighborhood,
762
00:38:28,092 --> 00:38:32,194
so hopefully, somebody
will return them.
763
00:38:32,196 --> 00:38:34,099
Along with a puppy.
764
00:38:35,399 --> 00:38:37,970
Well, I found my clothes.
765
00:38:39,704 --> 00:38:41,340
Sans puppy.
766
00:38:42,974 --> 00:38:43,908
Good.
767
00:38:45,010 --> 00:38:49,044
- How's the house?
- Good.
768
00:38:49,046 --> 00:38:53,251
Strangers keep coming in
and using the bathroom.
769
00:38:54,218 --> 00:38:56,287
Why did you ignore me?
770
00:39:02,995 --> 00:39:05,799
Maybe I overreacted a little.
771
00:39:06,998 --> 00:39:09,770
I just love you so much, Ben.
772
00:39:11,002 --> 00:39:13,406
Oh, my god.
773
00:39:15,308 --> 00:39:16,376
Ben?
774
00:39:19,846 --> 00:39:22,213
Hey, aren't you Mr. Hot Back?
775
00:39:22,215 --> 00:39:24,515
And what, what is this,
turf on your floor?
776
00:39:24,517 --> 00:39:28,153
Yes.
Mark Tauscher, it is.
777
00:39:28,155 --> 00:39:30,088
It's like a real field.
778
00:39:30,090 --> 00:39:35,327
Yes, John Kuhn.
779
00:39:35,329 --> 00:39:36,794
It is.
780
00:39:36,796 --> 00:39:38,229
I told you I'd
bring back people.
781
00:39:38,231 --> 00:39:41,968
Not just people,
players, playa.
782
00:39:44,070 --> 00:39:47,940
Well, welcome to The Sixty.
783
00:39:47,942 --> 00:39:53,011
Come on.
784
00:39:53,013 --> 00:39:54,946
Uh, I gotta, I have to
call, I was talking to...
785
00:39:54,948 --> 00:39:56,815
- Zagger?
- Yes.
786
00:39:56,817 --> 00:39:58,451
You need to party, all right?
787
00:39:58,453 --> 00:40:02,154
You have professional football
players downstairs waiting.
788
00:40:02,156 --> 00:40:03,989
- Mm-hmm.
- Now get your Packer
789
00:40:03,991 --> 00:40:05,993
ass downstairs.
790
00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:15,903
- Hello.
- $10.
791
00:40:15,905 --> 00:40:18,807
- There you go.
- Have fun.
792
00:40:23,244 --> 00:40:24,845
Hey, how's it goin'?
793
00:40:39,830 --> 00:40:41,261
Every championship
team since the inception
794
00:40:41,263 --> 00:40:43,096
of the west coast
offense has had
795
00:40:43,098 --> 00:40:44,866
less than 10% missed
assignments on the O Line,
796
00:40:44,868 --> 00:40:46,533
plus seven minutes
time of possession.
797
00:40:46,535 --> 00:40:48,535
- That shit's crazy.
- Oh, he's got so much
798
00:40:48,537 --> 00:40:50,071
football knowledge,
it's borderline weird.
799
00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:51,138
Yeah, he crunches more
800
00:40:51,140 --> 00:40:53,107
numbers than a calculator.
801
00:40:53,109 --> 00:40:55,176
The last three seasons,
you two have had a combined
802
00:40:55,178 --> 00:40:57,111
86% successful-blocks-
to-yards-gained.
803
00:40:57,113 --> 00:40:59,248
That's 12% higher
than league average.
804
00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:01,983
You can pass that shit on
to the rest of the O Line.
805
00:41:01,985 --> 00:41:03,452
- Okay.
- Hm-hm.
806
00:41:03,454 --> 00:41:06,922
Like I said, crunching
numbers like a CNN,
807
00:41:06,924 --> 00:41:08,590
like a business insider.
808
00:41:08,592 --> 00:41:10,492
When you match up with
Strahan in two weeks,
809
00:41:10,494 --> 00:41:13,528
he has a tell of when
he's gonna blitz.
810
00:41:13,530 --> 00:41:16,498
When he comes to the line, if he
stretches his back, he's comin'.
811
00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:18,199
- You being serious?
- That's right.
812
00:41:18,201 --> 00:41:20,001
All right, man,
I'll take a look.
813
00:41:20,003 --> 00:41:21,269
Typical Zagger,
crunching numbers...
814
00:41:21,271 --> 00:41:22,439
Dude, why are you not a scout?
815
00:41:22,441 --> 00:41:25,075
I tell him that all the time!
816
00:41:25,077 --> 00:41:26,442
You should feel this man's arms.
817
00:41:26,444 --> 00:41:28,544
Deb, I, no.
818
00:41:28,546 --> 00:41:32,348
I can't be a scout.
That's not... This is great.
819
00:41:32,350 --> 00:41:34,584
You guys are great.
You're welcome here anytime.
820
00:41:34,586 --> 00:41:37,486
I'll be honest, man, I love
the Lombardi Cocktail Hour.
821
00:41:37,488 --> 00:41:39,488
Yeah, we will
definitely be back.
822
00:41:39,490 --> 00:41:41,624
You guys wanna come to
my open mic next week?
823
00:41:41,626 --> 00:41:44,229
I think we're good, man.
824
00:41:44,963 --> 00:41:45,998
Karen!
825
00:41:48,134 --> 00:41:49,599
That actually
happens all the time.
826
00:42:09,355 --> 00:42:11,122
Ladies and gentlemen,
827
00:42:11,124 --> 00:42:15,126
it's time for a special show
for the man of the hour.
828
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:41,156
You came back.
829
00:42:45,159 --> 00:42:47,726
I'm sorry I was,
my phone earlier,
830
00:42:47,728 --> 00:42:52,331
but you cut off a
basketball jersey.
831
00:42:55,703 --> 00:42:58,738
I'm sorry that I
got carried away.
832
00:42:58,740 --> 00:43:01,441
We got hammered and we
did the whole place up.
833
00:43:01,443 --> 00:43:05,178
I'm sorry, but I wanna carry
you to a priest in the...
834
00:43:05,180 --> 00:43:07,146
Let's get married.
Let's do it.
835
00:43:07,148 --> 00:43:09,351
Let's do it.
836
00:43:10,385 --> 00:43:11,921
Let's do it.
837
00:43:14,155 --> 00:43:16,657
Zagger, Zagger, Zagger,
838
00:43:16,659 --> 00:43:21,361
Zagger, Zagger,
Zagger, Zagger, Zagger
839
00:43:21,363 --> 00:43:24,665
Zagger, Zagger, Zagger, Zagger.
840
00:43:24,667 --> 00:43:26,734
- Amy?
- Zagger, Zagger, Zagger!
841
00:43:26,736 --> 00:43:29,339
Amy, did ya you hear me?
842
00:43:31,007 --> 00:43:34,708
Yeah, yeah.
Uh, Bill Clinton.
843
00:43:34,710 --> 00:43:37,578
- Hillary.
- Hillary.
844
00:43:37,580 --> 00:43:40,447
Yeah, so, um,
I'm next in line,
845
00:43:40,449 --> 00:43:42,516
and I am totally nervous.
846
00:43:42,518 --> 00:43:44,618
I'm sweating like Ellen Richards
847
00:43:44,620 --> 00:43:47,356
on the first day of
chemistry class at MIT.
848
00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:50,760
So the book slips
right out of my hand,
849
00:43:50,762 --> 00:43:52,327
goes right over Hillary's head,
850
00:43:52,329 --> 00:43:56,564
and this is how great
she is, she says,
851
00:43:56,566 --> 00:44:00,468
"Should I make the inscription
out to Butterfingers?"
852
00:44:00,470 --> 00:44:02,306
And she did!
853
00:44:03,441 --> 00:44:05,374
Well, she is pretty amazing.
854
00:44:05,376 --> 00:44:08,347
Well, I mean not
as amazing as you.
855
00:44:10,348 --> 00:44:14,051
Rick! Thanks for coming
to the party last night.
856
00:44:14,053 --> 00:44:17,219
I, uh, your fiancรฉ
is late again.
857
00:44:17,221 --> 00:44:21,190
He's not my fiancรฉ.
Not anymore, anyway.
858
00:44:21,192 --> 00:44:23,326
Interesting.
859
00:44:23,328 --> 00:44:25,462
- Hey, Zippy!
- Oh, I don't...
860
00:44:25,464 --> 00:44:26,596
Can I
see ya a sec, pal?
861
00:44:26,598 --> 00:44:27,730
- No, I...
- Me?
862
00:44:27,732 --> 00:44:29,065
Yeah.
863
00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:30,766
Hey, hey, hey, there you are.
864
00:44:30,768 --> 00:44:33,574
- Where did you go?
- No.
865
00:44:35,074 --> 00:44:39,110
- Hey, guy.
- Greg. This is Greg.
866
00:44:39,112 --> 00:44:43,146
He's a regional manager.
He's my boss.
867
00:44:43,148 --> 00:44:45,316
Your boss, actually.
868
00:44:45,318 --> 00:44:47,254
Right, I knew that.
869
00:44:48,088 --> 00:44:49,753
So, Zippy...
870
00:44:49,755 --> 00:44:51,488
- Zagger.
- Uh-huh.
871
00:44:51,490 --> 00:44:53,458
It seems that the
only part of you
872
00:44:53,460 --> 00:44:56,594
doing any actual work around
here anymore is your liver.
873
00:44:56,596 --> 00:44:59,263
I know, right? Whew.
874
00:44:59,265 --> 00:45:02,600
And you're late always.
875
00:45:02,602 --> 00:45:04,569
So...
876
00:45:04,571 --> 00:45:06,404
You're terminated.
877
00:45:06,406 --> 00:45:09,174
What, you mean like fired?
Is that what you mean?
878
00:45:09,176 --> 00:45:11,410
I'm sorry I'm late.
879
00:45:11,412 --> 00:45:14,178
Um, I always, I, I'll
get everything shipped.
880
00:45:14,180 --> 00:45:17,850
I always do. I mean, sometimes
barely, but I'll get it done.
881
00:45:17,852 --> 00:45:22,822
Gabrielle Bonheur Chanel,
882
00:45:22,824 --> 00:45:25,757
aka Coco Chanel,
883
00:45:25,759 --> 00:45:31,431
once said, in order
to be irreplaceable,
884
00:45:31,433 --> 00:45:34,070
one must always be different.
885
00:45:35,737 --> 00:45:40,440
You make no difference, thus
you are completely replaceable.
886
00:45:40,442 --> 00:45:44,710
I'm pretty sure Gabrielle
Bernerd did not say that.
887
00:45:44,712 --> 00:45:45,849
She did.
888
00:45:49,251 --> 00:45:52,185
There you go. On the house.
889
00:45:52,187 --> 00:45:53,354
No hard feelings.
890
00:45:56,425 --> 00:46:00,229
- Oh, you're serious?
- Oh, yeah.
891
00:46:15,379 --> 00:46:17,681
- Gabriel Barnyard this!
- Nice.
892
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,229
Just so you know,
I had nothing to do
893
00:46:33,231 --> 00:46:36,499
with what happened back there.
894
00:46:36,501 --> 00:46:39,702
What's going on? You were at
the house last night, right?
895
00:46:39,704 --> 00:46:42,204
- Yeah.
- Okay, cool.
896
00:46:42,206 --> 00:46:44,606
Great, 'cause it was awesome.
It was hot.
897
00:46:44,608 --> 00:46:48,711
Oh. I'm glad that you
thought it was hot.
898
00:46:48,713 --> 00:46:50,579
Yeah.
899
00:46:50,581 --> 00:46:54,383
I thought it was hot, but for
some reason you're mad at me.
900
00:46:54,385 --> 00:46:55,821
You know what?
901
00:46:57,589 --> 00:46:59,589
I'm like super glad
that he fired you.
902
00:46:59,591 --> 00:47:02,558
- Do you know why?
- No.
903
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,530
'Cause this way...
904
00:47:07,832 --> 00:47:11,370
I don't ever have
to see you again.
905
00:47:14,672 --> 00:47:16,873
The wrong
plays were getting signaled
906
00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:19,476
from both sides of the ball.
907
00:47:19,478 --> 00:47:23,414
Zagger had hung in the pocket
too long and was sacked.
908
00:47:23,416 --> 00:47:27,452
Plus, he inadvertently
banged the gong.
909
00:47:27,454 --> 00:47:29,686
For the first time
in eight years,
910
00:47:29,688 --> 00:47:32,356
he'd pushed Amy away for good,
911
00:47:32,358 --> 00:47:37,461
leaving him unemployed,
broke and confused.
912
00:47:37,463 --> 00:47:41,666
Why am I walking?
I drove.
913
00:47:41,668 --> 00:47:45,471
Champions are
not made in times of triumph.
914
00:47:45,473 --> 00:47:48,607
They are made in
times of adversity,
915
00:47:48,609 --> 00:47:53,248
and this time, Zagger was
not about to hang it up.
916
00:47:54,781 --> 00:47:57,283
What once was a weekend gig,
917
00:47:57,285 --> 00:48:00,654
would become a
full-time labor of love.
918
00:48:02,290 --> 00:48:04,723
These captains of car-parking
919
00:48:04,725 --> 00:48:07,893
continued to put in
the work on off days,
920
00:48:07,895 --> 00:48:11,664
which led to success
on game days,
921
00:48:11,666 --> 00:48:15,034
doing it all in the
shadow of Lambeau Field.
922
00:48:15,036 --> 00:48:17,570
This is awesome.
923
00:48:17,572 --> 00:48:20,907
Zagger was
a new man, a changed man,
924
00:48:20,909 --> 00:48:24,978
and every fan knows that
change is part of the game.
925
00:48:24,980 --> 00:48:30,583
Seasons change, concussion
protocols change,
926
00:48:30,585 --> 00:48:36,056
relatively normal people
change, get into weird costumes,
927
00:48:36,058 --> 00:48:39,392
and sometimes,
players change teams,
928
00:48:39,394 --> 00:48:43,666
which may be the hardest
change of all to accept.
929
00:48:47,336 --> 00:48:49,602
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
930
00:48:49,604 --> 00:48:51,105
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
931
00:48:51,107 --> 00:48:53,707
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yep.
932
00:48:53,709 --> 00:48:55,475
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
933
00:48:55,477 --> 00:48:57,814
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
934
00:49:06,690 --> 00:49:10,559
Despite Zagger's
newfound leap into popularity,
935
00:49:10,561 --> 00:49:13,929
Green Bay is still a small town.
936
00:49:13,931 --> 00:49:16,398
Whether it was in
the playbook or not,
937
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:19,467
Amy and Zagger's
paths would cross
938
00:49:19,469 --> 00:49:21,671
like strangers in the night.
939
00:49:21,673 --> 00:49:24,073
They were on opposite sidelines,
940
00:49:24,075 --> 00:49:28,711
yet acutely aware of
each other's every play.
941
00:49:28,713 --> 00:49:32,714
Zagger lined up in Fart Starr
for every game,
942
00:49:32,716 --> 00:49:37,819
and The Sixty became like
Graceland for Cheeseheads.
943
00:49:37,821 --> 00:49:41,457
They came, including
former players.
944
00:49:41,459 --> 00:49:43,558
I took about four, five steps,
945
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:47,530
got nailed by the The
Fridge, knocked out.
946
00:49:47,532 --> 00:49:49,866
One of my teammates
come over and says,
947
00:49:49,868 --> 00:49:51,668
"Hey Gary, you gotta get up.
948
00:49:51,670 --> 00:49:53,971
It's Monday night.
Your mom is watching."
949
00:49:55,808 --> 00:49:57,840
- Current players.
- Electrolyte forms
950
00:49:57,842 --> 00:50:00,110
when soluble sodium
or potassium
951
00:50:00,112 --> 00:50:02,612
ionizes in
a solvent such as water,
952
00:50:02,614 --> 00:50:04,081
and for that, my friends,
953
00:50:04,083 --> 00:50:06,683
you can thank
thermodynamics and solation.
954
00:50:06,685 --> 00:50:08,819
And heads of state.
955
00:50:08,821 --> 00:50:10,588
- Mayor Schmitt?
- Right.
956
00:50:10,590 --> 00:50:11,756
Mayor Schmitt!
957
00:50:11,758 --> 00:50:12,756
Mayor of Green Bay.
958
00:50:12,758 --> 00:50:14,091
Keep it down, man, all right?
959
00:50:14,093 --> 00:50:15,626
I don't want everyone
knowing I'm here.
960
00:50:15,628 --> 00:50:16,794
- Keep it low key.
- Right, right.
961
00:50:16,796 --> 00:50:18,129
I understand.
962
00:50:18,131 --> 00:50:19,731
Speaking of key,
963
00:50:19,733 --> 00:50:22,700
you think I can get the old...
964
00:50:22,702 --> 00:50:23,934
- Key to the city?
- Yeah.
965
00:50:23,936 --> 00:50:26,470
No. How 'bout a pen?
966
00:50:26,472 --> 00:50:28,673
- Give the guy a pen.
- Sweet.
967
00:50:28,675 --> 00:50:32,075
Zagger became
the man of the hour.
968
00:50:32,077 --> 00:50:33,545
Pen to the city!
969
00:50:39,053 --> 00:50:41,119
- Uh, Kristen.
- What would you say has
970
00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:44,022
- been the key to your success?
- Well, it's been a team effort.
971
00:50:44,024 --> 00:50:45,790
Everyone's really stepping up,
972
00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:47,525
and we couldn't have
done it without the team.
973
00:50:47,527 --> 00:50:48,993
- Zagger, Zagger!
- Polano!
974
00:50:48,995 --> 00:50:50,128
- Yeah, call.
- Is it true that
975
00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:51,764
parties and parking cars
976
00:50:51,766 --> 00:50:53,031
is your full-time
job now that you've
977
00:50:53,033 --> 00:50:54,732
been a victim of layoffs?
978
00:50:54,734 --> 00:50:56,101
Layoffs?
979
00:50:56,103 --> 00:50:59,573
She's talking 'bout layoffs?
Burke.
980
00:50:59,575 --> 00:51:01,240
Look, some party guests
have accused The Sixty
981
00:51:01,242 --> 00:51:03,910
of having skunky beer.
Care to comment?
982
00:51:03,912 --> 00:51:05,744
The cases looked fresh.
983
00:51:05,746 --> 00:51:08,747
If you want to down a
glass, then down a glass,
984
00:51:08,749 --> 00:51:10,783
but the beers are what
we thought they were,
985
00:51:10,785 --> 00:51:12,017
and we let 'em off the hook!
986
00:51:12,019 --> 00:51:12,952
All right, no more questions.
987
00:51:14,889 --> 00:51:16,622
Hey, G, remember in 2003
988
00:51:16,624 --> 00:51:18,224
when you ran that
98 yard touchdown?
989
00:51:18,226 --> 00:51:23,029
Like I'm about to do on you! Oh!
990
00:51:23,031 --> 00:51:24,899
What?
991
00:51:24,901 --> 00:51:26,600
I remember it, I remember
when you did that.
992
00:51:26,602 --> 00:51:28,069
It was like
immediately afterwards,
993
00:51:28,071 --> 00:51:31,708
I turned to my fiancรฉ,
and I was like...
994
00:51:39,082 --> 00:51:41,082
I was like that
was the longest run
995
00:51:41,084 --> 00:51:43,583
from scrimmage in
Lambeau history.
996
00:51:43,585 --> 00:51:46,921
Look, Zagger, I
know you're a rookie
997
00:51:46,923 --> 00:51:49,191
to this popularity thing.
998
00:51:49,193 --> 00:51:52,760
You have a whole bunch of people
calling themselves your friend,
999
00:51:52,762 --> 00:51:54,829
but when all that fades away,
1000
00:51:54,831 --> 00:51:58,202
you gonna need someone
that knows you.
1001
00:51:59,670 --> 00:52:01,202
So do you have,
1002
00:52:01,204 --> 00:52:03,137
do you have an invoice
from January then?
1003
00:52:03,139 --> 00:52:06,108
Yeah, I spoke to
Troy, and he said that
1004
00:52:06,110 --> 00:52:09,245
he can change the figures here.
1005
00:52:09,247 --> 00:52:13,917
I think, um, you can
see here that if we do,
1006
00:52:13,919 --> 00:52:17,923
I mean, it will be a... What?
1007
00:52:20,591 --> 00:52:22,892
You got a little
something on your face.
1008
00:52:22,894 --> 00:52:24,826
Oh, my god.
1009
00:52:24,828 --> 00:52:27,129
- Is it gone?
- No, it's...
1010
00:52:27,131 --> 00:52:29,064
- No?
- No, it's right...
1011
00:52:29,066 --> 00:52:30,101
Here?
1012
00:52:31,836 --> 00:52:33,873
- Yeah.
- Is that okay?
1013
00:52:42,047 --> 00:52:43,683
Did you get it?
1014
00:52:47,753 --> 00:52:49,789
- It's a freckle.
- Okay.
1015
00:52:58,131 --> 00:52:59,798
- Oh!
- Oh.
1016
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:00,966
No, you really do
have shit on your face.
1017
00:53:00,968 --> 00:53:03,267
Oh, my gosh. Okay.
1018
00:53:03,269 --> 00:53:07,205
Vee-Vee, uh,
Vanessa, cheese me.
1019
00:53:07,207 --> 00:53:10,609
Now, cheese nuts.
1020
00:53:10,611 --> 00:53:12,644
Close your eyes.
Cover your eyes.
1021
00:53:12,646 --> 00:53:14,245
- Okay, I'll go first.
- Yeah, okay.
1022
00:53:14,247 --> 00:53:18,883
What college did
Reggie White go to?
1023
00:53:18,885 --> 00:53:20,618
That one's easy.
1024
00:53:20,620 --> 00:53:23,655
I know this one, I know it.
It's, uh...
1025
00:53:23,657 --> 00:53:25,661
- Tennessee.
- Yes!
1026
00:53:26,661 --> 00:53:28,360
- Yeah!
- Okay, my turn.
1027
00:53:28,362 --> 00:53:30,862
How many yards did Tony
Canadeo run for in 1949?
1028
00:53:30,864 --> 00:53:34,766
What? No sane person knows
that off the top of their head.
1029
00:53:36,703 --> 00:53:39,704
God, Tony Canadeo
doesn't even know this!
1030
00:53:39,706 --> 00:53:40,808
The clock.
1031
00:53:41,808 --> 00:53:45,011
- 589?
- So wrong!
1032
00:53:48,249 --> 00:53:49,682
That was not Gouda.
1033
00:53:53,388 --> 00:53:54,955
Debra.
1034
00:53:54,957 --> 00:53:56,323
Amy left her leather
jacket at The Sixty.
1035
00:53:56,325 --> 00:53:57,390
You need to take
it to her at work.
1036
00:53:57,392 --> 00:53:58,658
You need to take
1037
00:53:58,660 --> 00:53:59,892
it to her at the office
1038
00:53:59,894 --> 00:54:01,127
because all of
her stuff is gone.
1039
00:54:01,129 --> 00:54:02,896
Benjamin, take her the jacket.
1040
00:54:02,898 --> 00:54:05,300
I don't have the jacket.
Quit.
1041
00:54:07,336 --> 00:54:09,036
Debra, I might have the jacket.
1042
00:54:09,038 --> 00:54:11,371
Good!
1043
00:54:11,373 --> 00:54:15,745
- Field trip.
- Can I get a ride to work?
1044
00:54:34,698 --> 00:54:39,167
Zagger?
1045
00:54:39,169 --> 00:54:41,704
Oh, my gosh, are you okay?
1046
00:54:41,706 --> 00:54:44,405
Your skin tone screams I got
a disease in the Oregon Trail.
1047
00:54:44,407 --> 00:54:47,910
Yeah, Aimerz is right.
1048
00:54:47,912 --> 00:54:49,845
You look like you might
have cholera, pal.
1049
00:54:49,847 --> 00:54:54,082
Aimerz? You and he are doing
the Aimerz thing?
1050
00:54:54,084 --> 00:54:56,084
So did you bring my jacket?
1051
00:54:56,086 --> 00:55:00,359
Yeah, we have a fundraiser
for the women's prison tonight.
1052
00:55:01,426 --> 00:55:04,127
What? You two are dating?
1053
00:55:04,129 --> 00:55:05,295
- Well...
- Yeah.
1054
00:55:05,297 --> 00:55:07,163
Great. Yeah, I mean
1055
00:55:07,165 --> 00:55:09,232
I'm plowing some, seeing
someone, too.
1056
00:55:09,234 --> 00:55:11,069
Gong, Vanessa!
1057
00:55:12,404 --> 00:55:14,103
- What?
- Where'd she go?
1058
00:55:14,105 --> 00:55:15,373
There she is.
1059
00:55:17,274 --> 00:55:18,775
Come on.
1060
00:55:18,777 --> 00:55:22,416
- And there's the jacket.
- Hello.
1061
00:55:25,818 --> 00:55:26,983
- Give me the jacket.
- What are you doing?
1062
00:55:26,985 --> 00:55:28,084
We're giving her the jacket.
1063
00:55:28,086 --> 00:55:30,056
I'm gonna be cold.
1064
00:55:31,157 --> 00:55:33,224
It's gonna be cold for me.
1065
00:55:33,226 --> 00:55:35,295
We talked about this.
1066
00:55:36,095 --> 00:55:37,798
There, returned.
1067
00:56:14,434 --> 00:56:17,202
Okay, okay, yeah, that's it.
We gotta go.
1068
00:56:17,204 --> 00:56:19,005
You guys got the prison
chicks thing, so let's go.
1069
00:56:19,007 --> 00:56:21,175
That sounds hot.
Can we go?
1070
00:56:23,076 --> 00:56:24,309
Do you have
butter on your lips?
1071
00:56:24,311 --> 00:56:26,244
I ran out of ChapStick.
1072
00:56:26,246 --> 00:56:28,313
In the
final game of the season,
1073
00:56:28,315 --> 00:56:32,050
the Packers won, earning
them a trip to the...
1074
00:56:32,052 --> 00:56:36,189
Play-offs!
1075
00:56:36,191 --> 00:56:38,457
It's play-off time, boys!
1076
00:56:38,459 --> 00:56:41,361
Let's get this
pre-party started.
1077
00:56:41,363 --> 00:56:45,033
Kick it!
1078
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:01,181
Did I make the right choice?
1079
00:57:01,183 --> 00:57:05,219
Obviously, your
team's in the play-offs.
1080
00:57:05,221 --> 00:57:08,523
I know what you need.
I know it.
1081
00:57:08,525 --> 00:57:11,059
You need to Farley
a coffee table.
1082
00:57:11,061 --> 00:57:15,163
Huh? Right, buddy?
Chris Farley?
1083
00:57:15,165 --> 00:57:18,032
Farley, you know, something
Wisco and Chi-town
1084
00:57:18,034 --> 00:57:20,068
can agree upon.
1085
00:57:20,070 --> 00:57:21,903
All right, that's what
I'm talking about.
1086
00:57:21,905 --> 00:57:23,606
Go get a coffee table, buddy.
1087
00:57:23,608 --> 00:57:24,473
Huh?
1088
00:58:02,681 --> 00:58:05,681
- Do not touch my stuff.
- What are you doing?
1089
00:58:05,683 --> 00:58:08,250
I am protecting my valuables.
What are you doing?
1090
00:58:08,252 --> 00:58:11,021
- I live here.
- So do I.
1091
00:58:11,023 --> 00:58:13,124
- What?
- I've been here since '95,
1092
00:58:13,126 --> 00:58:15,626
- ever since Rick took me in.
- How have we never seen you?
1093
00:58:15,628 --> 00:58:17,327
I think the better question is
1094
00:58:17,329 --> 00:58:19,497
why have you never looked
in your garage before?
1095
00:58:19,499 --> 00:58:21,164
Look, I just keep quiet.
1096
00:58:21,166 --> 00:58:24,001
I watch the games
on my TV by myself.
1097
00:58:24,003 --> 00:58:27,338
I am very superstitious.
So please leave.
1098
00:58:27,340 --> 00:58:31,142
Um, hold it.
This is my house.
1099
00:58:31,144 --> 00:58:33,210
I don't know who you are,
1100
00:58:33,212 --> 00:58:37,017
so just put down the sword.
1101
00:58:38,285 --> 00:58:41,422
You pronounce the
W in sword, too?
1102
00:58:50,464 --> 00:58:51,900
Have a seat.
1103
00:58:53,299 --> 00:58:55,567
- Sit down.
- No.
1104
00:58:55,569 --> 00:58:57,606
Sit down, come on.
1105
00:58:59,641 --> 00:59:01,943
My name's Dusty Watkins.
1106
00:59:03,110 --> 00:59:06,044
- I'm adopted.
- Oh.
1107
00:59:06,046 --> 00:59:07,447
But my friends call me Trapper
1108
00:59:07,449 --> 00:59:09,247
on the account of
my hunting skills.
1109
00:59:09,249 --> 00:59:13,052
I, uh, catch small
upland game for meat.
1110
00:59:13,054 --> 00:59:16,088
- I'm Ben Zagowski.
- Adopted?
1111
00:59:16,090 --> 00:59:18,390
No, I don't think so.
1112
00:59:18,392 --> 00:59:21,027
- Zagger, people call me Zagger.
- I know.
1113
00:59:21,029 --> 00:59:23,564
You've become quite the
legend this season, congrats.
1114
00:59:23,566 --> 00:59:26,669
- Thanks.
- Welcome to the club.
1115
00:59:27,703 --> 00:59:29,339
Dusty Watkins.
1116
00:59:30,638 --> 00:59:32,439
I remember you.
1117
00:59:32,441 --> 00:59:34,074
You're that kid from De Pere
1118
00:59:34,076 --> 00:59:35,775
that went missing
for a little while.
1119
00:59:35,777 --> 00:59:38,411
You squatted in Lambeau
for the entire '95 season.
1120
00:59:38,413 --> 00:59:41,748
And I remained unseen till
the conference championship.
1121
00:59:41,750 --> 00:59:44,586
What?
We lost to Dallas that game.
1122
00:59:44,588 --> 00:59:46,720
Yeah, because they caught
me and they kicked me out.
1123
00:59:46,722 --> 00:59:48,289
That was a big mistake.
1124
00:59:48,291 --> 00:59:49,758
They screwed that team
over when they did that.
1125
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:52,659
Oh, my god. You, man.
1126
00:59:52,661 --> 00:59:55,162
That's when it all,
like, fell apart for you.
1127
00:59:55,164 --> 00:59:58,532
Fell apart for me?
What are you talking about?
1128
00:59:58,534 --> 01:00:02,804
I'm living the dream. I got no
ties, I got so significant other
1129
01:00:02,806 --> 01:00:05,472
holding me back.
I got no responsibilities,
1130
01:00:05,474 --> 01:00:08,211
other than my daughter.
1131
01:00:10,180 --> 01:00:13,281
- She's a stick-figure.
- Yeah.
1132
01:00:13,283 --> 01:00:17,520
I drew it. Shut up!
1133
01:00:17,522 --> 01:00:19,687
I mean, I am leading my
life in the one direction
1134
01:00:19,689 --> 01:00:21,723
that truly matters
in this world,
1135
01:00:21,725 --> 01:00:24,225
following the Green Bay, whoa!
1136
01:00:24,227 --> 01:00:28,497
Hot squirrel.
Wanna go halfsies on this?
1137
01:00:28,499 --> 01:00:29,433
Yes.
1138
01:00:30,501 --> 01:00:32,802
I'll cut it with my sword.
1139
01:00:32,804 --> 01:00:35,672
- And not your ka-knife.
- What's that mean?
1140
01:00:35,674 --> 01:00:38,375
Ka-knife, like the, 'cause
we were doing the sword thing,
1141
01:00:38,377 --> 01:00:41,547
- so why not ka-knife?
- Knife.
1142
01:00:43,181 --> 01:00:44,250
Yep.
1143
01:00:58,765 --> 01:01:01,665
I'm living the dream. Living
the dream, living the dream.
1144
01:01:01,667 --> 01:01:04,167
I got no significant
other holding me back.
1145
01:01:04,169 --> 01:01:06,236
No significant other,
no significant other.
1146
01:01:06,238 --> 01:01:09,473
Whoa, hot squirrel.
Hot squirrel, hot squirrel.
1147
01:01:18,785 --> 01:01:20,886
Yeah!
1148
01:01:20,888 --> 01:01:23,221
No!
1149
01:01:23,223 --> 01:01:25,724
- Hey, buddy!
- Ben!
1150
01:01:25,726 --> 01:01:27,458
Did you...
1151
01:01:27,460 --> 01:01:31,130
Did you find a coffee
table to Farley?
1152
01:01:31,132 --> 01:01:32,598
We were gonna tell you.
1153
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:33,898
We were just waiting
for the right moment.
1154
01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:36,367
Yes.
1155
01:01:36,369 --> 01:01:39,904
- Which is now.
- Which is now. It's now.
1156
01:01:39,906 --> 01:01:42,474
Bud, she was helping
me through the divorce.
1157
01:01:42,476 --> 01:01:44,676
And by that, I
mean she caused it.
1158
01:01:44,678 --> 01:01:47,180
That is not true.
1159
01:01:47,182 --> 01:01:48,280
Yeah, that's a little true.
1160
01:01:49,416 --> 01:01:50,517
Look, I know little sisters
1161
01:01:50,519 --> 01:01:51,651
are off-limits to best friends...
1162
01:01:51,653 --> 01:01:53,185
Ben, deal with it.
1163
01:01:53,187 --> 01:01:54,687
Love is chemical.
1164
01:01:54,689 --> 01:01:57,923
You can't control it,
and we're in love.
1165
01:01:57,925 --> 01:02:02,130
- We're in love?
- We're in love.
1166
01:02:05,166 --> 01:02:08,571
We're in love.
1167
01:02:12,741 --> 01:02:15,678
We're gonna give you a minute.
1168
01:02:49,713 --> 01:02:51,282
Booyah!
1169
01:02:53,717 --> 01:02:54,919
Boo what?
1170
01:02:56,386 --> 01:02:58,524
Booyah, Stuart Scott.
1171
01:03:00,424 --> 01:03:01,459
Super.
1172
01:03:02,359 --> 01:03:03,692
Bowl?
1173
01:03:03,694 --> 01:03:06,661
No, not yet.
It's just the play-offs.
1174
01:03:06,663 --> 01:03:08,931
No, I mean, do you
want to use the bowl?
1175
01:03:08,933 --> 01:03:11,399
'Cause putting your hands
in the bag like that,
1176
01:03:11,401 --> 01:03:15,270
- it's a little unsanitary.
- No, I'm good.
1177
01:03:15,272 --> 01:03:18,241
You know you really have a
lot of women studies stuff.
1178
01:03:18,243 --> 01:03:22,278
Uh, yeah. I wouldn't really
call it stuff, you know?
1179
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,947
It's more like
pieces of history.
1180
01:03:24,949 --> 01:03:26,983
Yeah, I guess I'm
into women's studies
1181
01:03:26,985 --> 01:03:31,021
like some people are
into ironic belt buckles
1182
01:03:31,023 --> 01:03:33,657
or Lego movies.
1183
01:03:33,659 --> 01:03:34,858
Blitz him, you idiots!
1184
01:03:34,860 --> 01:03:36,025
You sound a lot like my
1185
01:03:36,027 --> 01:03:39,398
auto mechanic, Gary DeSenzo.
1186
01:03:40,766 --> 01:03:44,768
Hey, you remember
how we talked about
1187
01:03:44,770 --> 01:03:46,870
maybe you posing today for me
1188
01:03:46,872 --> 01:03:49,439
so that I can finish
that Jackie O painting?
1189
01:03:49,441 --> 01:03:53,680
Right, that was before
we made the play-offs.
1190
01:03:55,381 --> 01:03:57,314
Okay, I'll tell you what.
1191
01:03:57,316 --> 01:03:59,049
I'm gonna go ahead and
I'm gonna get set-up,
1192
01:03:59,051 --> 01:04:03,654
and then you can just come in
and join me whenever you're...
1193
01:04:03,656 --> 01:04:07,759
- Oh!
- Done with this stuff.
1194
01:04:07,761 --> 01:04:09,327
Oh, my gosh.
1195
01:04:09,329 --> 01:04:11,563
- Okay.
- Oh, god.
1196
01:04:11,565 --> 01:04:12,800
All right.
1197
01:04:14,402 --> 01:04:15,668
Oh, oh!
1198
01:04:18,873 --> 01:04:20,342
What?
1199
01:04:24,844 --> 01:04:26,280
Game's on.
1200
01:04:28,315 --> 01:04:32,754
What, are you gonna listen
to it on the radio, FDR?
1201
01:04:34,689 --> 01:04:36,656
Well, don't forget
to bring your horse
1202
01:04:36,658 --> 01:04:40,396
to the blacksmith's
to get it re-shoed.
1203
01:04:45,834 --> 01:04:48,368
This was
the first time Zagger
1204
01:04:48,370 --> 01:04:51,437
didn't watch the
game from Fart Starr
1205
01:04:51,439 --> 01:04:55,877
with his stats binder or
with any of his teammates.
1206
01:05:15,130 --> 01:05:18,766
Like a roaring river
after a hard rain,
1207
01:05:18,768 --> 01:05:22,637
Zagger passionately rushed
through the neighborhoods.
1208
01:05:22,639 --> 01:05:26,575
He ran for 2.5 miles that day,
1209
01:05:26,577 --> 01:05:30,448
something he hadn't
done in over 10 seasons.
1210
01:05:31,948 --> 01:05:35,617
But that was the only stat
he would get to record,
1211
01:05:35,619 --> 01:05:38,653
for the game came
to a conclusion
1212
01:05:38,655 --> 01:05:41,522
upon arriving at
his destination.
1213
01:05:41,524 --> 01:05:44,159
Yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes!
1214
01:05:44,161 --> 01:05:49,400
Woo-hoo!
Oh, my gosh. Yes, yes.
1215
01:05:51,902 --> 01:05:53,136
Here
comes the blitz.
1216
01:05:53,138 --> 01:05:54,703
Rogers is hit, the ball is out.
1217
01:05:54,705 --> 01:05:57,473
Dansby's got it.
The 10, the five.
1218
01:05:57,475 --> 01:05:58,840
Touchdown.
1219
01:05:58,842 --> 01:06:01,710
The Arizona Cardinals
win in the OT.
1220
01:06:01,712 --> 01:06:05,181
What a heartbreaking
loss for Green Bay
1221
01:06:05,183 --> 01:06:07,817
as their season comes to an end.
1222
01:06:14,959 --> 01:06:17,693
That's it. Look at that.
1223
01:06:17,695 --> 01:06:20,696
Oh, my god, that's amazing.
1224
01:06:20,698 --> 01:06:22,966
Good job. Good job.
1225
01:06:22,968 --> 01:06:25,905
That's it.
Keep it steady.
1226
01:06:33,946 --> 01:06:37,848
Yeah, so, um, when
you didn't come in,
1227
01:06:37,850 --> 01:06:40,387
I kinda had to improvise.
1228
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:44,524
- Okay.
- Yeah.
1229
01:06:45,991 --> 01:06:50,127
I guess now would be a
good time to tell you
1230
01:06:50,129 --> 01:06:54,768
that I applied for the director
of operations in San Fran.
1231
01:06:56,503 --> 01:07:00,805
There's good
scuba in San Fran.
1232
01:07:00,807 --> 01:07:05,577
Well I must say, as a
man, I am disappointed,
1233
01:07:05,579 --> 01:07:11,152
but I must respect your
decision as a woman.
1234
01:07:12,753 --> 01:07:15,720
I mean not as a woman.
I am not a woman.
1235
01:07:15,722 --> 01:07:20,125
I mean your decision as
the woman that you are.
1236
01:07:20,127 --> 01:07:24,767
Once again, Amy
found herself in free agency.
1237
01:07:27,736 --> 01:07:29,803
She went into the off season
1238
01:07:29,805 --> 01:07:33,205
picking up the pieces
of her past life
1239
01:07:33,207 --> 01:07:35,644
with hopes of moving on.
1240
01:07:45,288 --> 01:07:46,690
You okay?
1241
01:07:48,224 --> 01:07:50,257
I can't believe it.
It's over.
1242
01:07:50,259 --> 01:07:53,528
It's really over.
1243
01:07:53,530 --> 01:07:55,232
Tough loss, man.
1244
01:07:57,634 --> 01:07:59,833
If you need someone to
talk to about it, or...
1245
01:07:59,835 --> 01:08:01,769
What are
you talking about?
1246
01:08:01,771 --> 01:08:04,170
Well, that sucked.
1247
01:08:04,172 --> 01:08:06,307
The game.
The Pack lost.
1248
01:08:06,309 --> 01:08:08,042
What are you talking about?
1249
01:08:08,044 --> 01:08:11,113
- You okay, lover?
- I'm not your lover, okay?
1250
01:08:11,115 --> 01:08:13,115
You took it upon yourself
to become a latch-key kid
1251
01:08:13,117 --> 01:08:15,183
and hang out here all the
time, and why I let you,
1252
01:08:15,185 --> 01:08:18,186
I don't know why, because
you're The Gong Show.
1253
01:08:18,188 --> 01:08:20,055
- The Gong Show?
- Yeah, you're The Gong Show.
1254
01:08:20,057 --> 01:08:21,923
We call you The Gong
Show because everybody
1255
01:08:21,925 --> 01:08:25,562
just wants to bang you
and then kick you out.
1256
01:08:27,831 --> 01:08:30,966
Well, isn't that typical?
1257
01:08:30,968 --> 01:08:33,335
Boys get to have as
much fun as they want,
1258
01:08:33,337 --> 01:08:39,545
but as soon as a girl joins
in, she's The Gong Show.
1259
01:08:40,612 --> 01:08:43,346
I never heard you complain.
1260
01:08:43,348 --> 01:08:46,715
Maybe that's because I
brought the party here.
1261
01:08:46,717 --> 01:08:48,851
I made this place.
1262
01:08:48,853 --> 01:08:51,154
- We made this place.
- I made this place.
1263
01:08:51,156 --> 01:08:55,223
- Me. I did.
- You're the kid with the pool.
1264
01:08:55,225 --> 01:08:59,832
This place is the pool, but
people don't actually like you.
1265
01:09:01,633 --> 01:09:03,703
And you know what else?
1266
01:09:04,837 --> 01:09:07,841
I don't actually
like you either.
1267
01:09:10,676 --> 01:09:12,375
- You made this place?
- Don't start with me,
1268
01:09:12,377 --> 01:09:14,377
all right? This whole time
you've been pushing me
1269
01:09:14,379 --> 01:09:16,679
to do all this and lead the
single life along with you,
1270
01:09:16,681 --> 01:09:18,616
and the whole time you were
banging my little sister.
1271
01:09:18,618 --> 01:09:20,351
That's fantastic.
1272
01:09:20,353 --> 01:09:22,953
You know, I'm tired of your
little ironic handlebar mustache
1273
01:09:22,955 --> 01:09:26,358
and your little oh, I'm always
on face, I'm so funny face.
1274
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:28,158
Well, you know what?
You're not funny.
1275
01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:30,394
Even Tauscher says that
your jokes, they suck.
1276
01:09:30,396 --> 01:09:32,397
- Taush Mahal wouldn't say that.
- That's a terrible nickname.
1277
01:09:32,399 --> 01:09:34,399
Just why don't
you get out, okay?
1278
01:09:34,401 --> 01:09:37,769
And just take your stupid Bears
stuff and get out of here.
1279
01:09:37,771 --> 01:09:39,304
You live in Green Bay, dumbass.
1280
01:09:39,306 --> 01:09:41,272
How many championships
have the Bears won again?
1281
01:09:41,274 --> 01:09:42,974
- Huh?
- Take it easy, Zagger.
1282
01:09:42,976 --> 01:09:44,310
No, I'm not taking
it easy Zagger.
1283
01:09:44,312 --> 01:09:45,645
That's what, take
it easy, Zagger.
1284
01:09:45,647 --> 01:09:47,879
Get out. Go on, go.
1285
01:09:47,881 --> 01:09:49,782
Come on, get out of my house.
1286
01:09:49,784 --> 01:09:51,182
- Get out of my house.
- I'm not...
1287
01:09:51,184 --> 01:09:52,385
What, you wanna go?
You wanna go?
1288
01:09:52,387 --> 01:09:53,718
- Huh?
- I don't want to go.
1289
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:54,886
- You wanna go?
- No.
1290
01:09:54,888 --> 01:09:56,422
- You wanna go?
- I don't.
1291
01:09:56,424 --> 01:09:57,989
- Then let's go.
- I don't want to g...
1292
01:09:57,991 --> 01:10:00,325
- I don't want to go.
- You wanna go?
1293
01:10:00,327 --> 01:10:04,932
You toothed my nipple!
1294
01:10:10,272 --> 01:10:12,609
You wanted me to leave!
Let me go!
1295
01:10:14,777 --> 01:10:15,979
Get off me!
1296
01:10:21,116 --> 01:10:22,618
Zagger, stop.
1297
01:10:27,355 --> 01:10:29,157
Hold on, hold on.
1298
01:10:46,176 --> 01:10:47,244
Stop!
1299
01:10:49,011 --> 01:10:50,079
Don't!
1300
01:10:56,854 --> 01:10:58,252
Don't!
1301
01:10:58,254 --> 01:10:59,324
Stop!
1302
01:11:13,104 --> 01:11:15,002
When
a team is winning,
1303
01:11:15,004 --> 01:11:18,107
everyone shares in the glory.
1304
01:11:18,109 --> 01:11:23,480
It's during failure that
teammates start to assign blame.
1305
01:11:23,482 --> 01:11:26,315
Zagger and Polano
found themselves
1306
01:11:26,317 --> 01:11:28,917
in the bitter cold of defeat,
1307
01:11:28,919 --> 01:11:34,323
and refused to
forfeit their pride.
1308
01:11:34,325 --> 01:11:38,795
Clearly, neither one was
particularly good at fighting,
1309
01:11:38,797 --> 01:11:41,331
nor in good physical condition,
1310
01:11:41,333 --> 01:11:44,400
and for the first time
in their friendship,
1311
01:11:44,402 --> 01:11:50,207
these teammates found
themselves demanding a trade.
1312
01:11:50,209 --> 01:11:55,812
And for the record, I
don't bang your sister.
1313
01:11:55,814 --> 01:11:58,719
I passionately bang your sister.
1314
01:12:02,220 --> 01:12:05,991
Have fun being all
alone at your house.
1315
01:12:10,264 --> 01:12:12,166
I don't need you.
1316
01:12:15,402 --> 01:12:17,835
I don't need anybody.
1317
01:12:17,837 --> 01:12:20,071
All I need is The Sixty,
1318
01:12:20,073 --> 01:12:21,375
and The Pack,
1319
01:12:23,342 --> 01:12:24,479
and beer!
1320
01:12:25,378 --> 01:12:26,881
I'm a legend!
1321
01:12:27,980 --> 01:12:31,318
I don't need anybody!
1322
01:12:38,493 --> 01:12:42,327
Kuhn, I have to apologize.
That loss was my fault.
1323
01:12:42,329 --> 01:12:44,429
I didn't write down
any of your stats,
1324
01:12:44,431 --> 01:12:48,401
I didn't sit in Fart Starr,
I didn't even watch the game,
1325
01:12:48,403 --> 01:12:51,036
so it's my fault,
give me a call.
1326
01:12:51,038 --> 01:12:52,572
Come over, you
know, let's drink,
1327
01:12:52,574 --> 01:12:55,441
let's chat chemistry,
solvents, whatever.
1328
01:12:55,443 --> 01:12:57,109
Polano, my bad, dog.
1329
01:12:57,111 --> 01:13:00,479
I, uh, I'm sorry I
toothed your nipple.
1330
01:13:00,481 --> 01:13:05,185
That's my bad, but just call
me, come over, let's drink.
1331
01:13:05,187 --> 01:13:10,424
Debbie, pick up your phone.
Call me, come over, let's drink.
1332
01:13:10,426 --> 01:13:12,861
Gong... Vanessa.
1333
01:13:14,195 --> 01:13:16,863
Hey, Mr. Severson,
uh, how are you?
1334
01:13:16,865 --> 01:13:20,968
This is, uh, Ben Zagowski
from your senior year,
1335
01:13:20,970 --> 01:13:23,370
from senior AP English.
1336
01:13:23,372 --> 01:13:26,544
Yeah, I was...
You wanna come up...
1337
01:13:28,178 --> 01:13:31,346
May I please have you
come over and drink?
1338
01:13:41,924 --> 01:13:44,026
We'll bounce back.
We always do.
1339
01:13:44,028 --> 01:13:45,463
Titletown, baby.
1340
01:13:49,367 --> 01:13:52,270
I know what you need, my friend.
1341
01:13:54,171 --> 01:13:58,908
I made it myself. This right
here I call Lambrew Field.
1342
01:13:58,910 --> 01:13:59,944
Try it.
1343
01:14:02,446 --> 01:14:06,548
I'm gonna bottle and distribute
this stuff right here.
1344
01:14:06,550 --> 01:14:09,219
You want in early?
You wanna invest?
1345
01:14:09,221 --> 01:14:11,321
- I'll think about it.
- Think about it, all right.
1346
01:14:11,323 --> 01:14:13,555
Well, think about it.
1347
01:14:13,557 --> 01:14:17,896
Not really my, I don't
have any money at all.
1348
01:14:24,202 --> 01:14:25,238
Whoa.
1349
01:14:26,137 --> 01:14:27,504
What's happening?
1350
01:14:27,506 --> 01:14:29,973
Oh, yeah.
1351
01:14:29,975 --> 01:14:31,340
What's going on here?
1352
01:14:31,342 --> 01:14:33,411
I double
brewed this batch.
1353
01:14:33,413 --> 01:14:36,380
See, the best way to deal with
a loss is to ignore reality.
1354
01:14:36,382 --> 01:14:39,684
- Whoa.
- Yeah. I got a question.
1355
01:14:39,686 --> 01:14:42,953
Have you seen a cow named Mitch?
1356
01:14:42,955 --> 01:14:44,956
I see spider webs,
like, everywhere.
1357
01:14:44,958 --> 01:14:48,425
Why is your daughter
staring at me?
1358
01:14:48,427 --> 01:14:51,662
Where are all
your friends, Zagger?
1359
01:14:51,664 --> 01:14:54,564
Oh, hm, what?
I don't like this.
1360
01:14:54,566 --> 01:14:56,336
Oh, make it stop.
1361
01:14:58,438 --> 01:15:01,306
Come on, make this stop.
1362
01:15:01,308 --> 01:15:03,074
Hot water'll make it stop.
1363
01:15:03,076 --> 01:15:06,278
Make hot water.
Make it stop.
1364
01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:09,748
Oh, the noise will make it stop.
1365
01:15:09,750 --> 01:15:13,017
Is that mine?
Is that my hand?
1366
01:15:13,019 --> 01:15:16,454
The noise will make it stop.
1367
01:15:16,456 --> 01:15:19,093
This suit'll make it stop.
1368
01:15:21,028 --> 01:15:22,462
- This isn't me, man. This isn't...
- Well, you know what?
1369
01:15:22,464 --> 01:15:26,132
Take a couple more
sips and it'll stop.
1370
01:15:26,134 --> 01:15:28,266
Oh, my stat's
will make it stop.
1371
01:15:28,268 --> 01:15:30,168
I was joking.
It's not gonna stop.
1372
01:15:30,170 --> 01:15:31,539
It prolongs it.
1373
01:15:34,709 --> 01:15:36,178
I'm hungry.
1374
01:15:41,282 --> 01:15:43,016
You must be Mitch.
1375
01:15:43,018 --> 01:15:45,686
Classic cow-man story.
1376
01:15:45,688 --> 01:15:50,424
You don't win once in a
while, you win all of the time.
1377
01:15:50,426 --> 01:15:52,192
You don't do things
right once in a while,
1378
01:15:52,194 --> 01:15:54,594
you do things
right all the time.
1379
01:15:54,596 --> 01:16:00,633
Winning is a habit.
Unfortunately, so is losing.
1380
01:16:00,635 --> 01:16:03,403
It's so nice that
daddy finally has a friend
1381
01:16:03,405 --> 01:16:05,239
to watch the games with us.
1382
01:16:05,241 --> 01:16:09,176
Forever and ever and ever.
1383
01:16:17,053 --> 01:16:18,085
Is that gas?
1384
01:16:21,624 --> 01:16:22,756
Gas!
1385
01:16:22,758 --> 01:16:25,059
That's gas! Everybody out!
1386
01:16:33,504 --> 01:16:35,203
Mitch?
1387
01:16:35,205 --> 01:16:37,573
Mitch, run!
It's gonna blow up!
1388
01:16:37,575 --> 01:16:40,341
Run! Run! Go!
1389
01:16:40,343 --> 01:16:43,311
Go! Yes, good.
1390
01:16:43,313 --> 01:16:44,782
Faster!
1391
01:16:56,260 --> 01:16:57,593
Oh!
1392
01:16:57,595 --> 01:16:58,462
Trapper!
1393
01:18:04,431 --> 01:18:06,497
Left alone
with the charred stench
1394
01:18:06,499 --> 01:18:10,202
of reckless decisions,
Zagger couldn't help
1395
01:18:10,204 --> 01:18:14,142
but long for Verbena Lemongrass.
1396
01:18:16,410 --> 01:18:19,479
Upon evaluating
his own situation,
1397
01:18:19,481 --> 01:18:23,882
Zagger realized he was in
need of essential changes
1398
01:18:23,884 --> 01:18:27,189
to ensure success
for the future.
1399
01:18:29,723 --> 01:18:34,627
Amy, too, decided it was time
for a change with a new city,
1400
01:18:34,629 --> 01:18:38,767
a new stadium, and good scuba.
1401
01:19:59,918 --> 01:20:02,318
As the
old proverb goes,
1402
01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:06,523
blood is thicker than
water, meaning relationships
1403
01:20:06,525 --> 01:20:10,528
and loyalties within a
family are the strongest.
1404
01:20:10,530 --> 01:20:12,930
I grew up back east, but
my father and my grandfather
1405
01:20:12,932 --> 01:20:14,564
grew up in Milwaukee, Wisconsin,
1406
01:20:14,566 --> 01:20:17,335
so before I could walk,
I was in green and gold.
1407
01:20:17,337 --> 01:20:19,604
I would listen to the games
with my dad on the radio,
1408
01:20:19,606 --> 01:20:23,808
so I'm a die-hard Packer
fan no matter what.
1409
01:20:23,810 --> 01:20:25,609
When
you're knocked down,
1410
01:20:25,611 --> 01:20:29,346
you can always count on
family to pick you up.
1411
01:20:29,348 --> 01:20:31,082
You know, for The
Packers, for me,
1412
01:20:31,084 --> 01:20:32,551
it reminds me a lot of what
I had with my dad and grandpa
1413
01:20:32,553 --> 01:20:34,052
before they passed away.
1414
01:20:34,054 --> 01:20:35,788
We always got to watch
games at my grandpa's house.
1415
01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:37,623
My dad and I would
drive down there.
1416
01:20:37,625 --> 01:20:40,458
It was truthfully like,
the best part for me
1417
01:20:40,460 --> 01:20:41,994
and why I like The
Packers so much.
1418
01:20:41,996 --> 01:20:43,796
And that is exactly
1419
01:20:43,798 --> 01:20:48,534
what John and Linda
Zagowski did for their son.
1420
01:20:48,536 --> 01:20:50,769
Ben, I need you to
get me that estimate
1421
01:20:50,771 --> 01:20:53,872
on the boom lift for
SPS Roofing in Appleton.
1422
01:20:53,874 --> 01:20:56,345
Already done.
1423
01:20:59,381 --> 01:21:02,548
And also, I took a look at
thermite welds versus apparatus.
1424
01:21:02,550 --> 01:21:05,485
We might be able to save a
little by switching over.
1425
01:21:05,487 --> 01:21:07,786
And also, I think a lot
of jobs might benefit
1426
01:21:07,788 --> 01:21:10,656
from flux core versus MIG.
1427
01:21:10,658 --> 01:21:13,392
I think we're looking
at about 2% savings
1428
01:21:13,394 --> 01:21:17,931
with about 9/10
relief on labor costs.
1429
01:21:17,933 --> 01:21:21,369
Makes perfect sense to me.
1430
01:21:21,371 --> 01:21:24,905
Okay, well, uh, we'll,
we'll look into it.
1431
01:21:24,907 --> 01:21:26,674
Oh, uh, honey, there's
some cheese curds
1432
01:21:26,676 --> 01:21:28,108
in the refrigerator for ya.
1433
01:21:28,110 --> 01:21:30,745
I'll grab 'em later, Ma.
1434
01:21:30,747 --> 01:21:32,649
Zagowski's Welding.
1435
01:21:50,601 --> 01:21:51,703
Hey, bro.
1436
01:21:53,169 --> 01:21:55,136
Mind if I come in?
1437
01:21:55,138 --> 01:21:56,873
Mind if you take
off your shoes?
1438
01:22:17,562 --> 01:22:19,796
You look good.
Did you get a haircut?
1439
01:22:19,798 --> 01:22:22,198
No. I washed it.
1440
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:23,469
Oh.
1441
01:22:29,674 --> 01:22:31,111
I've missed you.
1442
01:22:33,978 --> 01:22:36,980
- Polano's missed you.
- Yeah.
1443
01:22:36,982 --> 01:22:41,918
You two, you're still dating?
1444
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:43,155
We're engaged.
1445
01:22:45,890 --> 01:22:48,659
Hey, congrats.
That's awesome.
1446
01:22:48,661 --> 01:22:49,927
He better shape up
and treat you right
1447
01:22:49,929 --> 01:22:51,727
or I will take a wedge of Gouda
1448
01:22:51,729 --> 01:22:53,963
and hit him right in the junk.
1449
01:22:53,965 --> 01:22:56,469
No. We want kids.
1450
01:22:59,672 --> 01:23:01,705
Oh, you should come to
his show this weekend.
1451
01:23:01,707 --> 01:23:03,607
Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
1452
01:23:03,609 --> 01:23:05,210
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
1453
01:23:05,212 --> 01:23:07,579
I don't know, I got work.
1454
01:23:07,581 --> 01:23:09,179
How is it working
for the folks?
1455
01:23:09,181 --> 01:23:12,116
You know, I don't know.
Weird.
1456
01:23:12,118 --> 01:23:14,619
You know, kinda like I'm
still in high school,
1457
01:23:14,621 --> 01:23:16,086
except minus all the acne.
1458
01:23:16,088 --> 01:23:17,789
Oh wait,
you still got acne.
1459
01:23:17,791 --> 01:23:19,828
Yeah, I know. Whatever.
1460
01:23:23,864 --> 01:23:28,536
Well, it looks like you
have everything under control.
1461
01:23:29,102 --> 01:23:30,172
Yep.
1462
01:23:41,147 --> 01:23:43,986
Don't be a stranger.
1463
01:23:45,687 --> 01:23:49,459
I'm really happy
for you, little sis.
1464
01:23:51,927 --> 01:23:53,996
I'm happy for you both.
1465
01:23:55,129 --> 01:23:56,565
Thank you.
1466
01:23:59,300 --> 01:24:00,966
You should call her.
1467
01:24:00,968 --> 01:24:03,203
What's the point?
She's in San Fran.
1468
01:24:03,205 --> 01:24:04,970
It's gone, she's gone.
1469
01:24:04,972 --> 01:24:06,773
I mean, it wouldn't be
so bad routing for the 49s,
1470
01:24:06,775 --> 01:24:08,174
now would it?
1471
01:24:08,176 --> 01:24:09,677
- I heard it.
- Did you?
1472
01:24:09,679 --> 01:24:10,912
I threw up a little bit.
1473
01:24:10,914 --> 01:24:12,713
Yeah, I'm holding mine down.
1474
01:24:12,715 --> 01:24:13,580
Don't tell anyone I said that.
1475
01:24:13,582 --> 01:24:15,018
I won't.
1476
01:24:17,687 --> 01:24:19,022
Bye.
1477
01:24:23,625 --> 01:24:26,127
So I wish I was
a student in 1776.
1478
01:24:26,129 --> 01:24:27,328
You know, your
father will let you
1479
01:24:27,330 --> 01:24:29,329
take the new horse to school.
1480
01:24:29,331 --> 01:24:30,965
You're in your log cabin school
1481
01:24:30,967 --> 01:24:34,201
and you're sitting down
for the big final exam.
1482
01:24:34,203 --> 01:24:36,672
First question, what
major American event
1483
01:24:36,674 --> 01:24:37,806
happened this past summer?
1484
01:24:40,610 --> 01:24:42,177
End of test. That's it.
1485
01:24:42,179 --> 01:24:45,947
That's the test.
On to farming class, kids.
1486
01:24:45,949 --> 01:24:49,718
All right, that's my time.
I'm Polano.
1487
01:24:55,659 --> 01:24:57,727
- Dude, hey!
- That was hilarious!
1488
01:24:57,729 --> 01:24:58,995
Dude, thanks for
coming out, man.
1489
01:24:58,997 --> 01:25:00,897
Man, you're good!
1490
01:25:00,899 --> 01:25:02,365
I'm getting better, you know,
I'm just doin' what I love.
1491
01:25:02,367 --> 01:25:04,666
Awesome, man!
Yeah, congrats!
1492
01:25:04,668 --> 01:25:08,271
- Good for you!
- Thanks, thank you.
1493
01:25:08,273 --> 01:25:10,106
- So...
- Yeah.
1494
01:25:10,108 --> 01:25:11,142
Uh...
1495
01:25:13,011 --> 01:25:15,745
- Dude, I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
1496
01:25:15,747 --> 01:25:18,747
I'm sorry.
Let me do the feelings stuff.
1497
01:25:18,749 --> 01:25:20,818
You were there for me at
the house all the time.
1498
01:25:20,820 --> 01:25:23,687
You were on my side and
I was like
1499
01:25:23,689 --> 01:25:25,055
and I got selfish.
1500
01:25:25,057 --> 01:25:27,160
- I'm sorry.
- It's cool.
1501
01:25:28,860 --> 01:25:30,693
How's it going, guys?
Whoop, hey, look at that.
1502
01:25:30,695 --> 01:25:34,698
Gay marriage just got legalized
in Wisconsin over here.
1503
01:25:34,700 --> 01:25:36,300
If anyone wants, they're
registered over at,
1504
01:25:36,302 --> 01:25:37,967
uh, Bed, Bath and Beyonce.
1505
01:25:40,306 --> 01:25:41,971
He's good.
1506
01:25:41,973 --> 01:25:43,009
It's good to be here.
1507
01:25:47,781 --> 01:25:50,414
Creepy.
What are you doing?
1508
01:25:50,416 --> 01:25:52,783
Ben, you're fired.
1509
01:25:52,785 --> 01:25:54,918
Is this because of the
incident in the bathroom?
1510
01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:56,988
Because if you don't
want that to happen,
1511
01:25:56,990 --> 01:25:58,890
then don't put those
magazines in there.
1512
01:25:58,892 --> 01:26:00,891
I clicked on some
stuff on that internet,
1513
01:26:00,893 --> 01:26:03,194
and there is a shipment
manager position
1514
01:26:03,196 --> 01:26:05,130
at The Packers'
office available,
1515
01:26:05,132 --> 01:26:07,298
and you have an
interview in 20 minutes.
1516
01:26:07,300 --> 01:26:10,302
No, Ma. Not another stupid
shipping position.
1517
01:26:10,304 --> 01:26:14,807
- I called an audible.
- We love you, Benny.
1518
01:26:14,809 --> 01:26:16,011
Go get 'em.
1519
01:26:23,384 --> 01:26:26,118
- I'll see what happens.
- You'll be fine.
1520
01:26:26,120 --> 01:26:27,189
Smile.
1521
01:26:29,223 --> 01:26:30,991
What magazines?
1522
01:26:30,993 --> 01:26:33,293
With every
ounce of his being,
1523
01:26:33,295 --> 01:26:37,731
Zagger did not want to
be a shipping boy again,
1524
01:26:37,733 --> 01:26:40,834
but the possibility
of being inside
1525
01:26:40,836 --> 01:26:44,271
these hallowed
halls intrigued him.
1526
01:26:44,273 --> 01:26:50,313
Zagger swallowed his pride and
grappled with his self-doubt.
1527
01:26:51,012 --> 01:26:52,845
Hi.
1528
01:26:52,847 --> 01:26:54,747
I'm here for a job interview.
1529
01:26:54,749 --> 01:26:56,783
I must be in the wrong place.
1530
01:26:56,785 --> 01:26:59,222
No, I'm here for one too.
1531
01:27:10,467 --> 01:27:12,500
I hate interviews.
1532
01:27:12,502 --> 01:27:14,437
They make me nervous.
1533
01:27:15,472 --> 01:27:16,903
What job are you here for?
1534
01:27:16,905 --> 01:27:18,940
Uh, shipping buh...
1535
01:27:18,942 --> 01:27:20,744
Shipping manager.
1536
01:27:22,780 --> 01:27:26,117
That's the same
job I'm here for.
1537
01:27:27,884 --> 01:27:30,284
I'm just messing with you man.
I'm Chuck.
1538
01:27:30,286 --> 01:27:32,386
Oh, I know who you are.
Yeah.
1539
01:27:32,388 --> 01:27:34,055
Yeah, oh my god.
You got me.
1540
01:27:34,057 --> 01:27:36,859
Put a little dime spot
in my pants there.
1541
01:27:36,861 --> 01:27:38,527
So, are you here to...
1542
01:27:38,529 --> 01:27:40,194
I'm here to talk about
training some of the players.
1543
01:27:40,196 --> 01:27:41,796
Strength and conditioning,
1544
01:27:41,798 --> 01:27:43,232
killer instinct
mindset sort of thing.
1545
01:27:43,234 --> 01:27:45,267
I got paid a lot of
money to do what I love,
1546
01:27:45,269 --> 01:27:47,803
legally almost killing people,
1547
01:27:47,805 --> 01:27:50,006
and now I'm retired,
and I wanna be involved
1548
01:27:50,008 --> 01:27:52,342
with something else
I love, The Pack.
1549
01:27:52,344 --> 01:27:56,012
I'll do anything to be
part of this organization.
1550
01:27:56,014 --> 01:27:57,780
Right.
1551
01:27:57,782 --> 01:28:00,216
Ben Zagowski, we're
ready for you now,
1552
01:28:00,218 --> 01:28:02,452
and then Charles Little,
you'll be after him.
1553
01:28:02,454 --> 01:28:05,521
Charles Liddell.
Chuck Liddell?
1554
01:28:05,523 --> 01:28:08,459
- Chuck Liddell.
- Oh. Okay.
1555
01:28:08,461 --> 01:28:11,861
- Ben, do you want a water?
- So...
1556
01:28:11,863 --> 01:28:15,833
Basically you'll be
shipping packages.
1557
01:28:15,835 --> 01:28:18,835
I just had to make sure that
you weren't a complete moron,
1558
01:28:18,837 --> 01:28:23,339
but you're not, so
you got the job. Yay.
1559
01:28:23,341 --> 01:28:26,944
- Great, thank you.
- Can I get you some tea?
1560
01:28:26,946 --> 01:28:28,279
No, I'm good on
tea, thank you.
1561
01:28:28,281 --> 01:28:30,181
- Hey!
- Hey.
1562
01:28:30,183 --> 01:28:32,850
Nice! Lucky buckey badger
went over to you.
1563
01:28:32,852 --> 01:28:36,287
Damn straight!
Yeah, champs bowl champs.
1564
01:28:36,289 --> 01:28:38,055
Pop, are you a pop guy?
1565
01:28:38,057 --> 01:28:39,991
I mean I am, but
I'm good on pop. Thank you.
1566
01:28:39,993 --> 01:28:42,527
- Hey, Zagger, what's up, buddy?
- What's up, Mike?
1567
01:28:42,529 --> 01:28:45,831
Wow.
Is he, uh, working with us now?
1568
01:28:45,833 --> 01:28:48,299
Yeah.
He's the new shipping manager.
1569
01:28:48,301 --> 01:28:50,602
Yeah, shipping
manager's got knowledge.
1570
01:28:50,604 --> 01:28:54,139
Anyway, congratulations on
your all's sorry-ass badgers.
1571
01:28:54,141 --> 01:28:56,442
Yeah, well, you owe
me a steak dinner.
1572
01:28:56,444 --> 01:28:58,610
Bowl went over to
you, that's huge.
1573
01:28:58,612 --> 01:29:00,846
I mean, it's gonna be tough
to replace Schofield, though.
1574
01:29:00,848 --> 01:29:02,547
Milk?
Can I get you some milk?
1575
01:29:02,549 --> 01:29:04,449
I ran some numbers on him.
1576
01:29:04,451 --> 01:29:08,119
His snap to sack speed is
2/10 of a second quicker
1577
01:29:08,121 --> 01:29:10,323
than anybody else
in the conference.
1578
01:29:10,325 --> 01:29:14,463
- No kidding?
- Told you. Mad knowledge.
1579
01:29:15,896 --> 01:29:18,933
Who would you
pick in the draft?
1580
01:29:21,870 --> 01:29:23,105
Tight end.
1581
01:29:24,607 --> 01:29:26,506
Receiving core here is solid,
1582
01:29:26,508 --> 01:29:28,542
but it would be really
nice to have someone op
1583
01:29:28,544 --> 01:29:32,448
check down in the flat
or over the middle.
1584
01:29:35,617 --> 01:29:37,583
I would also go
with a running back.
1585
01:29:37,585 --> 01:29:39,352
There's a kid out of
Buffalo that's had
1586
01:29:39,354 --> 01:29:41,622
back to back 1,000 yard
seasons, 40 touchdowns.
1587
01:29:41,624 --> 01:29:43,924
Plus kids out of
Buffalo in the draft
1588
01:29:43,926 --> 01:29:45,660
always fly under the radar.
1589
01:29:45,662 --> 01:29:47,527
You can pick him up late,
you can pick him up cheap.
1590
01:29:47,529 --> 01:29:50,365
We were 14th in the lead
last year in rushing.
1591
01:29:50,367 --> 01:29:52,200
That's ridiculous.
1592
01:29:52,202 --> 01:29:55,203
My forecast, bare minimum,
we should be 5th or 4th.
1593
01:29:55,205 --> 01:29:57,237
So you pair this
kid out of Buffalo
1594
01:29:57,239 --> 01:29:59,307
with Brandon Jackson
in the backfield.
1595
01:29:59,309 --> 01:30:01,174
You have Kuhn hitting his
assignments in the A gap,
1596
01:30:01,176 --> 01:30:03,244
possibly running him
out into the B gap.
1597
01:30:03,246 --> 01:30:06,083
We would have a sick backfield.
1598
01:30:10,221 --> 01:30:13,121
It's just some thoughts.
1599
01:30:13,123 --> 01:30:14,990
Jody, you know
that assistant scout
1600
01:30:14,992 --> 01:30:18,093
who ends half his
sentences in just sayin'?
1601
01:30:18,095 --> 01:30:20,361
Ugh. Gets all handsy at
the Christmas parties?
1602
01:30:20,363 --> 01:30:22,330
- Curtiss.
- Curtiss, yeah.
1603
01:30:22,332 --> 01:30:25,500
Curtiss. Two S's.
1604
01:30:25,502 --> 01:30:26,537
Curtiss.
1605
01:30:28,005 --> 01:30:30,004
Oh, I'm gonna fire him.
1606
01:30:30,006 --> 01:30:31,640
Just sayin'.
1607
01:30:31,642 --> 01:30:34,477
I got a great candidate
to replace him.
1608
01:30:34,479 --> 01:30:37,279
Steak? That's it.
You're a food guy,
1609
01:30:37,281 --> 01:30:38,514
- not a beverage guy.
- You want a steak?
1610
01:30:38,516 --> 01:30:40,050
Yeah, you want a steak.
1611
01:30:40,052 --> 01:30:41,283
- You want a steak, right?
- Yeah?
1612
01:30:41,285 --> 01:30:43,118
- Sure.
- I knew it.
1613
01:30:43,120 --> 01:30:44,621
Finally.
1614
01:30:44,623 --> 01:30:46,523
But no, though, we
don't have any here.
1615
01:30:46,525 --> 01:30:48,358
We don't have steak here.
We're a football team.
1616
01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:51,161
Yeah, not a
commercial kitchen.
1617
01:30:51,163 --> 01:30:54,264
So to be clear, I'm
an assistant scout,
1618
01:30:54,266 --> 01:30:57,568
- not shipping manager?
- Yeah.
1619
01:30:57,570 --> 01:31:02,739
Zagger's passion
had now become his profession.
1620
01:31:02,741 --> 01:31:09,747
He was no longer a shipping boy,
but an assistant scout man.
1621
01:31:09,749 --> 01:31:14,985
If only Zagger's 10-year-old
self could see him now,
1622
01:31:14,987 --> 01:31:19,290
he'd probably say, hm,
I thought I'd be taller,
1623
01:31:19,292 --> 01:31:22,293
but that's a pretty
kick-ass job.
1624
01:31:22,295 --> 01:31:25,432
Way to go, future self.
1625
01:31:26,466 --> 01:31:28,299
Whether he knew it or not,
1626
01:31:28,301 --> 01:31:32,236
Zagger had prepared for
this job his entire life,
1627
01:31:32,238 --> 01:31:35,606
and everything was perfect.
1628
01:31:35,608 --> 01:31:37,575
Almost everything.
1629
01:31:51,760 --> 01:31:53,963
- Hey.
- Hey.
1630
01:31:58,332 --> 01:32:01,233
- Big day.
- Yeah.
1631
01:32:01,235 --> 01:32:04,771
Looks great.
They're so cute together.
1632
01:32:04,773 --> 01:32:06,007
Yeah.
1633
01:32:09,078 --> 01:32:11,444
Have you tried this?
It's really good.
1634
01:32:11,446 --> 01:32:14,313
Yeah, I know.
I should have invested.
1635
01:32:14,315 --> 01:32:17,084
So assistant scout
position, that's amazing.
1636
01:32:17,086 --> 01:32:20,153
Yeah, yeah.
It's unreal. It is amazing.
1637
01:32:20,155 --> 01:32:22,188
I'm really happy for you.
1638
01:32:22,190 --> 01:32:23,559
You deserve it.
1639
01:32:25,293 --> 01:32:29,398
- All your dreams came true.
- I guess.
1640
01:32:30,801 --> 01:32:32,600
If the two of you
are done yapping,
1641
01:32:32,602 --> 01:32:36,171
we'd like to get this
rehearsal started. 'Kay?
1642
01:32:36,173 --> 01:32:37,337
Let's go.
1643
01:32:39,642 --> 01:32:41,678
Excuse me, everybody.
1644
01:32:42,445 --> 01:32:45,113
Excuse me.
1645
01:32:45,115 --> 01:32:47,681
Before we start, I'd just
like to take this time
1646
01:32:47,683 --> 01:32:52,220
to thank someone
special to me, to us.
1647
01:32:52,222 --> 01:32:55,190
Growing up a Bears' fan
in Green Bay wasn't easy.
1648
01:32:55,192 --> 01:32:57,493
Boo.
1649
01:32:57,495 --> 01:33:00,762
It was kinda like being
Andy Dufresne in Shawshank,
1650
01:33:00,764 --> 01:33:04,733
but a lot less murder.
1651
01:33:04,735 --> 01:33:07,636
But I found my Morgan Freeman.
1652
01:33:07,638 --> 01:33:10,271
My Red.
Someone who had my back
1653
01:33:10,273 --> 01:33:13,609
and who would smuggle in all
those chess pieces I wanted.
1654
01:33:13,611 --> 01:33:15,377
How come he's the only one
who gets this reference?
1655
01:33:15,379 --> 01:33:17,178
- Come on. Come on.
- Shawshank.
1656
01:33:17,180 --> 01:33:18,682
- Shawshank Redemption?
- Tim Robbins.
1657
01:33:18,684 --> 01:33:20,683
- Best Picture, '95?
- Yeah, I get it.
1658
01:33:20,685 --> 01:33:24,120
- Anybody? All right.
- All right.
1659
01:33:24,122 --> 01:33:25,157
Anyway.
1660
01:33:25,858 --> 01:33:27,591
Thank you, Zagger.
1661
01:33:27,593 --> 01:33:29,426
You've been a brother
my whole life,
1662
01:33:29,428 --> 01:33:32,628
but tomorrow you're
officially family.
1663
01:33:32,630 --> 01:33:34,396
- Salud.
- Salud.
1664
01:33:34,398 --> 01:33:35,397
Salud, cheers.
1665
01:33:35,399 --> 01:33:37,366
Okay, listen up!
1666
01:33:37,368 --> 01:33:40,402
Polano, go up front.
1667
01:33:40,404 --> 01:33:42,839
- The two of you, hey, hey, hey.
- Yes?
1668
01:33:42,841 --> 01:33:44,909
Will you guys get
together already?
1669
01:33:44,911 --> 01:33:46,443
- Yes.
- Here?
1670
01:33:46,445 --> 01:33:48,579
Here, here, here, here?
1671
01:33:48,581 --> 01:33:50,281
Oh, hot back, hot
back, hot back.
1672
01:33:50,283 --> 01:33:51,616
I know, I've been
meaning to have a doctor
1673
01:33:51,618 --> 01:33:53,351
- take a look at that, but...
- Guys!
1674
01:33:53,353 --> 01:33:55,920
Quit fartin' around,
I'm getting married.
1675
01:33:55,922 --> 01:33:59,490
Get together, okay?
1676
01:33:59,492 --> 01:34:00,694
Lookin' good.
1677
01:34:05,164 --> 01:34:08,367
- So how's San Fran?
- Great. Yeah.
1678
01:34:08,369 --> 01:34:11,435
- I'm really gonna miss it.
- Miss it?
1679
01:34:11,437 --> 01:34:15,273
They offered me the VP of
Operations for North America.
1680
01:34:15,275 --> 01:34:17,111
And that means?
1681
01:34:17,878 --> 01:34:20,148
I'll be moving back.
1682
01:34:24,784 --> 01:34:26,253
Welcome home.
1683
01:34:27,655 --> 01:34:31,256
Super fans
have come and gone,
1684
01:34:31,258 --> 01:34:35,461
but as long as these titans
battle on the gridiron,
1685
01:34:35,463 --> 01:34:38,831
there will be fans
dedicating their lives
1686
01:34:38,833 --> 01:34:41,234
to these gods of sport,
1687
01:34:41,236 --> 01:34:44,404
blindly putting
relationships at risk.
1688
01:34:44,406 --> 01:34:49,609
But in the end, one
must reflect and think,
1689
01:34:49,611 --> 01:34:54,582
how did Zagger not
notice a fully grown cow
1690
01:34:54,584 --> 01:34:56,249
living in his house?
1691
01:34:56,251 --> 01:34:58,284
I mean, what the fuck?
1692
01:35:24,448 --> 01:35:27,514
There's no other fan base
like The Packers' fan base.
1693
01:35:27,516 --> 01:35:31,385
The fans, too. The fans are
the greatest of any team.
1694
01:35:31,387 --> 01:35:33,388
You feel like
you're among friends
1695
01:35:33,390 --> 01:35:35,423
- whenever you're at the game.
- We've started a family.
1696
01:35:35,425 --> 01:35:38,727
I have people here today from
probably 10 different states.
1697
01:35:38,729 --> 01:35:40,562
I'm originally from
Southern Wisconsin.
1698
01:35:40,564 --> 01:35:42,264
I now live in Kentucky.
1699
01:35:42,266 --> 01:35:44,666
I'm from Seattle, Washington,
born and raised there.
1700
01:35:44,668 --> 01:35:45,934
We live in Oklahoma City area.
1701
01:35:45,936 --> 01:35:47,670
I am not from Green Bay.
1702
01:35:47,672 --> 01:35:49,839
I am from Kingston, Jamaica.
1703
01:35:49,841 --> 01:35:51,540
And I'm at home here.
1704
01:35:51,542 --> 01:35:54,576
Everyone's very nice,
accommodating, give me beer.
1705
01:35:54,578 --> 01:35:56,645
We heard that the Packer
fans are the best fans.
1706
01:35:56,647 --> 01:35:58,813
They're really nice
and accommodating.
1707
01:35:58,815 --> 01:36:00,282
But we'll see.
1708
01:36:00,284 --> 01:36:01,783
- Yeah, fans are great.
- So far.
1709
01:36:01,785 --> 01:36:03,685
We'll see how much
alcohol they have.
1710
01:36:03,687 --> 01:36:04,953
Yeah, we'll see
how long that lasts.
1711
01:36:04,955 --> 01:36:06,959
Once the beer kicks in.
1712
01:36:08,927 --> 01:36:13,329
Whoa! Where did you get such
a cannon for an arm?
1713
01:36:13,331 --> 01:36:15,935
Guess it runs in the family.
1714
01:36:21,706 --> 01:36:23,473
I think it's time
we had the talk.
1715
01:36:23,475 --> 01:36:25,708
Dad, I'm about to
graduate college.
1716
01:36:25,710 --> 01:36:27,943
It's a little late for that.
1717
01:36:27,945 --> 01:36:30,614
No, the other talk.
1718
01:36:38,758 --> 01:36:40,794
Son, you're adopted.
1719
01:36:44,430 --> 01:36:46,029
For those
difficult moments in life,
1720
01:36:46,031 --> 01:36:47,664
reach for a cool refreshing beer
1721
01:36:47,666 --> 01:36:51,935
that helps smooth over
life's rough edges.
1722
01:36:51,937 --> 01:36:53,471
Time out, boys.
1723
01:37:31,480 --> 01:37:32,915
Fuck.
1724
01:37:40,020 --> 01:37:43,023
Why did you guys wait
so long to tell me?
1725
01:37:43,025 --> 01:37:45,893
Oh, sounds like someone
needs another Lambrew.
1726
01:37:45,895 --> 01:37:47,560
Hey, make that two!
1727
01:37:58,807 --> 01:38:03,012
Lambrew Field,
take a break from reality.
1728
01:38:10,622 --> 01:38:12,250
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