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D'oh!
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- Hmm.
- Hmm.
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Mm.
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Hmm.
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Sync and corrections by btsix
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Welcome...
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to The Vulture's Nest.
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The Vulture's Nest...
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where billionaire investors
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swoop down
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on your business proposals
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and peck out the eyes.
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Uh, hello, vultures.
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Okay, um...
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Forget it. I'm out.
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Uh, vultures,
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almost every kid wears a retainer,
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and that is not cool.
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But this retainer
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is a de-lamer.
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As it turns
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this grill from blah...
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to bling.
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- Ooh.
- Oh...
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Now that's a Milhouse I'd marry.
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Kirk, when I started digging for oil,
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I came up dry for 12 years.
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Then I had my yee-haw moment
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and realized I needed to drill in Texas
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instead of my home state
of New Hampshire.
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Well,
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I'm very interested.
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I'll offer you three hours
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of my precious time for
90% of your company.
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Too late. 95%.
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We're not gonna do any better than that.
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I don't know, Dad.
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Of course you don't know.
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You're just a kid.
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I may be a kid, but this was my idea.
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Hey!
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You need a ride home, don't you?
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We've heard enough.
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Thank you for the opportunity.
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I love seeing people I know fail.
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Do you want a beer, son?
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There's a stain.
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Did that dumb dog pee on the rug?
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Dad, it's not fair to blame the dog.
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Blame the dumb animal who's
supposed to walk him:
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Bart.
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I did walk him.
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Didn't I, boy?
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Chewing your leg
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is not a yes, I learned that
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in a real estate deal.
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Oh, it wasn't the dog.
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I went on the rug.
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- What?
- Huh?
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Grampa,
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is everything all right?
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I'm 86 years old and I'm falling apart
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like toast in a dishwasher.
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Oh, you poor man.
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Sit down here and relax.
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Geez, Dad, you really have lost a step.
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Can't you at least enjoy Shark Tank...
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I mean, Vulture's Nest?
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Grampa, don't worry.
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We're paying the finest
nursing home in town.
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They'll know what to do.
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We have no idea what to do.
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We specialize in keeping seniors
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from bothering their families,
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then gently releasing
them just before death.
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God bless, Mr. Simpson.
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I've been paying you
off and on for years,
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and there's no way you can help?
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We do offer free transportation
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to the next stage.
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Come on, Grampa.
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You're not staying on skid row.
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Yeah, that's shameful,
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shoving poor old people
out on the street.
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This place is for the mentally ill.
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Hey! What are you...
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Uh, get better!
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Well, we're not beaten yet.
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Grampa, you're a veteran of
every branch of the service.
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The VA hospital will help.
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Aren't those hospitals
the ones they called
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"America's shame"?
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A lot of things are
America's shame, honey.
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Mr. Simpson?
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Yes?
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Uh, this is just the waiting room.
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Oh...
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Well, don't worry, the
veteran's administration
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will take care of this proud warrior.
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I can see him in five minutes.
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23 years from now.
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Hey, soldier.
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Are you looking for high
quality health care
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at no cost?
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I know the place.
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Tell it to me in an anecdote.
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Years ago,
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I saw action in the Bay of Pigs.
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Bay of Pigs, eh?
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Er, have you seen Marilyn Monroe?
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I'm asking, for, uh, for a friend.
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Yes, a, uh... Er, uh...
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a friend. Don't, uh, tell Ethel.
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Mmm.
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History.
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Those Cuban doctors patched me up good,
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and for a lot less.
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How much less?
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Well, what costs $2,000 here
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costs six bucks there.
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Hmm.
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Ah, Cuba sounds a little dangerous.
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Why don't we try Canada?
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I don't want to go there,
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now that that commie
Trudeau is in charge.
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We're goin' to Cuba!
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You got it, Dad.
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Nurse, cancel our appointment.
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I'm sorry, there's a fee
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- if you don't cancel within 24 years.
- D'oh!
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D'oh!
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Grampa, can't you enjoy
the Caribbean breeze?
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Not while I suspect
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your father's gonna
toss me off'n the boat.
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- Huh? Wh...?
- Hmm?
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- Ah-ah? Ah-ah?
- Hmm?
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No. We're not.
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And we'll have fun when we get there.
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We can have plantains.
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They're like bananas
you have to cook. Yum.
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Cooked bananas are too
hard for me to chew.
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D'oh!
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Well, don't forget Cuba's
vibrant jazz scene.
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Lisa, thanks for the warning.
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Despite what she says,
this trip will be fun.
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I am finally gonna put
the Spanish I learned
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on I Love Lucy to use.
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Oh, Loo-sey, you
need to see a "fee-sa-kia-trist."
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Excuse me, sir.
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We are perfectly able to
pronounce "psychiatrist."
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Now, please don't make me
'splain it to you again.
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Come on, Rick. The girls
are dressed up like men,
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trying to get into the cigar store.
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So you know what we do, Fred?
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We give them cigars.
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All the cigars they want.
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This will be good.
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I'll never understand why a bandleader
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was such good friends with his landlord.
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Now, there are 12 types
of visits to Cuba
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that are legally permitted.
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- U.S. business...
- Next.
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Professional research...
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I don't know what either
of those words mean.
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Educational activities...
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Those words I know and hate.
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Family visit...
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Is there a VIP entrance to this place?
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Religious activities...
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God, no.
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- Public performances...
- Never.
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Mistook us for Aruba...
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Is that that weird lettuce?
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Here to smuggle cigars...
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You guys have cigars?
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Fell off a fishing boat...
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Many times, not today.
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Transmission of information...
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Who wants to know?
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Really love Gloria Estefan...
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Getting warmer.
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And the last one is
journalistic activity.
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I'm a journalist.
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I'm doing an article
for my school paper.
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Here's one of my scoops.
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Hmm.
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You're in.
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Whoa, you can make money
playing dominoes?
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Come on, Grampa, let's take these guys.
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I don't like dominoes.
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With my cataracts, everything's a six.
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What?
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Ooh!
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We could go see Mariel
Hemingway's grandfather's house.
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Hmm, apparently, he was a writer.
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Like Mindy Kaling.
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Forget it, I'm done.
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Let me just take one last
good look at my granddaughter
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so she'll remember her granddad.
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And love locks it in.
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Now, to just sit and wait for the end.
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How could anyone be so glum
in front of that sign?
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I am so sorry.
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There is, uh, nothing I can do.
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All I can offer is this,
uh, festive shirt.
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I don't like the way the
birds are looking at me.
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Relax, viejo.
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Return the shirt after he, you know...
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We took an exotic island
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vacation for nothing.
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Oh, my God!
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Where have you been all these years?
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Now, this is a car!
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Razor-sharp fins.
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Little triangle windows that
weren't good for nothing.
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And a front seat you could fit
all your newborn babies on.
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Would you care to go for a ride?
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Car keys that don't go bloopity-bloop!
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I'm home!
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Oh!
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You, my friend,
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just had a "Cuba-gasm."
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Dad, let me help you out.
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I don't need no help!
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A lungful of leaded gas
and I'm better than ever!
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Oh, thank you.
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You've taken my dad
back to a simpler time
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when our only worry was being
obliterated by nuclear weapons.
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It is the car.
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All our American cars
were built before 1960.
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And studies show that exposure
to objects from your youth
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can help you feel young again.
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What studies?
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Are they peer reviewed?
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You know what they are?
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A professor, Ellen Langer, did a study
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where seniors exposed to
culture from the '50s
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became more vigorous and engaged.
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They even engaged in heavy petting.
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There's heavy petting?
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Wow, that's the first time I've seen him
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get a woman's attention
without flatlining.
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Now, here's one that's been
in our family for years.
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Well, that saves us going to the beach.
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Okay,
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so let me get this straight.
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This paladar is a restaurant,
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but it's in a home?
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That's right.
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So I don't have to do the dishes?
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You don't do the dishes at home.
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Never discuss family business
in front of the Cubans.
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Homie, this place is so homey.
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Look, Grampa's eating like a horse.
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So, you are enjoying the horse?
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No, no, no.
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You are not eating a horse.
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The baby is.
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How many bites have you had?
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Gracias. ¿Cómo estás tú?
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Bart, you're using informal Spanish
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with someone who's not a family member.
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Ay, caramba.
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Quiet, you kids. I'm watching Castro.
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All the best world leaders have beards.
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Him, Santa Claus.
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And every time he says
"collective farming,"
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I take a drink.
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Recientemente, viajé a
una granja colectiva.
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00:11:39,641 --> 00:11:42,225
Gracias!
271
00:11:44,396 --> 00:11:47,064
Look at me, Jasper!
272
00:11:47,065 --> 00:11:49,733
I'm eating a peanut!
273
00:11:49,734 --> 00:11:50,818
Who's that guy?
274
00:11:50,819 --> 00:11:52,286
Huh? Who knows?
275
00:11:52,287 --> 00:11:54,705
But I'm sending him a
picture of my junk.
276
00:11:57,158 --> 00:11:58,826
Ugh. Disgusting.
277
00:11:58,827 --> 00:12:01,128
300 extra pesos
278
00:12:01,129 --> 00:12:04,248
por la hermosa camarera.
279
00:12:04,249 --> 00:12:05,415
Yo no salgo con clientes.
280
00:12:06,418 --> 00:12:11,305
Another El Presidente
cocktail, Señor Abraham?
281
00:12:11,306 --> 00:12:13,591
I don't remember telling you my name.
282
00:12:13,592 --> 00:12:15,759
You did. In fact, you were so charming,
283
00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,845
I want to hook up later.
284
00:12:17,846 --> 00:12:20,731
Not for money but for
nylons and chocolate.
285
00:12:20,732 --> 00:12:23,517
Hey, Macarena!
286
00:12:23,518 --> 00:12:25,686
For me, that's a topical reference.
287
00:12:25,687 --> 00:12:28,606
Why don't you let me
buy this round, Abe?
288
00:12:28,607 --> 00:12:31,609
Wheels McGrath?! I knew
you in the Air Force!
289
00:12:31,610 --> 00:12:33,911
I haven't seen you since
you dropped that A-bomb
290
00:12:33,912 --> 00:12:35,529
off the forklift.
291
00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:38,365
Yeah, 'member when it just
kept rollin' and rollin'?
292
00:12:40,285 --> 00:12:42,252
Oh, you're looking good, Abe.
293
00:12:42,253 --> 00:12:44,038
Cuba's great.
294
00:12:44,039 --> 00:12:46,624
It's like Florida before
all the Cubans came.
295
00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:48,008
So what happened to you?
296
00:12:48,009 --> 00:12:51,929
I-I hijacked a
plane here in the '70s.
297
00:12:51,930 --> 00:12:54,381
Wow! Did you have the chicken or fish?
298
00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:56,550
I had both.
299
00:12:56,551 --> 00:12:58,052
Crazy!
300
00:12:58,053 --> 00:13:01,055
Listen, there's a place
I want to take you.
301
00:13:01,056 --> 00:13:03,474
What do you say? For old times' sake?
302
00:13:03,475 --> 00:13:04,475
Yeah, why not?
303
00:13:04,476 --> 00:13:06,310
Keep my tab open, Issabella.
304
00:13:06,311 --> 00:13:09,363
I hope I see you again, Abelito.
305
00:13:09,364 --> 00:13:12,032
You will. I never go anyplace new.
306
00:13:12,033 --> 00:13:15,035
So, you just sign the papers
and she's committed, huh?
307
00:13:15,036 --> 00:13:16,320
That's right.
308
00:13:16,321 --> 00:13:18,656
That'll zap the sass out of her.
309
00:13:18,657 --> 00:13:20,574
Yes. Yes!
310
00:13:20,575 --> 00:13:23,794
The future of Angola
is the future of Cuba!
311
00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:35,139
Are you sure we had to take this route?
312
00:13:35,140 --> 00:13:37,257
Hey, I like hacking.
313
00:13:37,258 --> 00:13:39,727
Are you ready for the
surprise of your life?
314
00:13:39,728 --> 00:13:41,979
Can you give it to me in stages?
315
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:44,481
There she is,
316
00:13:44,482 --> 00:13:47,518
the most hijacked plane in history.
317
00:13:47,519 --> 00:13:50,437
All you had to say was your
kid wanted a pair of wings,
318
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,439
and you were in the cockpit.
319
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,941
I remember their motto,
320
00:13:53,942 --> 00:13:57,444
Skyhawk Air: Nobody try to be a hero.
321
00:13:57,445 --> 00:14:00,197
It's all ready to open
as a nightclub, Abe.
322
00:14:00,198 --> 00:14:02,082
All we have to do is clean it up
323
00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:06,253
and hack a 50-foot-wide
path to civilization.
324
00:14:06,254 --> 00:14:08,672
Couldn't we just burn a path?
325
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:10,624
No, I'll do the hacking. I'll do that.
326
00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:13,010
All I need is a front man and a partner.
327
00:14:13,011 --> 00:14:14,962
You expect me to give you the money
328
00:14:14,963 --> 00:14:16,630
I was gonna leave to Homer?
329
00:14:16,631 --> 00:14:19,850
Okay, I'm in! Aah!
330
00:14:19,851 --> 00:14:21,301
We'll fix that.
331
00:14:21,302 --> 00:14:22,803
See? Fixed.
332
00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:28,307
It's about time!
333
00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:30,811
We leave at 2:00!
334
00:14:30,812 --> 00:14:33,197
You leave at 2:00. I'm staying here.
335
00:14:33,198 --> 00:14:35,949
Dad, you can't stay in Cuba.
336
00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:39,820
For the first time in years,
I feel young and healthy.
337
00:14:39,821 --> 00:14:41,655
And I found love!
338
00:14:41,656 --> 00:14:43,741
Don't you want those things for me?
339
00:14:43,742 --> 00:14:45,409
But I can't even leave you in the park
340
00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:47,494
without you losing
your wallet in a bush.
341
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,045
It was an investment!
342
00:14:52,204 --> 00:14:55,341
So you want to stay and
be with your Cuban chica?
343
00:14:55,342 --> 00:14:57,277
She makes me weak in the knees!
344
00:14:57,278 --> 00:14:59,029
You're always weak in the knees.
345
00:14:59,030 --> 00:15:02,199
That's because I had to sell
my cartilage in the '70s,
346
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,367
and that cartilage became
part of Hank Aaron's wrist.
347
00:15:05,368 --> 00:15:07,421
Dad, you're happy now
because the new thing
348
00:15:07,422 --> 00:15:08,705
is always exciting.
349
00:15:08,706 --> 00:15:10,874
Remember when you got that new pillow?
350
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,343
Oh, that was a mighty fine pillow.
351
00:15:13,344 --> 00:15:15,545
Hypoallergenic.
352
00:15:15,546 --> 00:15:18,632
Oh, what kind of father would
you be if you left me now?
353
00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:21,017
Son, all you see in me is a burden!
354
00:15:24,022 --> 00:15:27,474
Think of me every time
you don't visit someone!
355
00:15:37,235 --> 00:15:39,536
♪ Aquí pensaban seguir ♪
356
00:15:39,537 --> 00:15:42,289
♪ Ganando el ciento por ciento ♪
357
00:15:42,290 --> 00:15:44,541
♪ Con casar de apartamento ♪
358
00:15:44,542 --> 00:15:46,993
♪ Y echar al pueblo a sufrir ♪
359
00:15:46,994 --> 00:15:49,579
♪ Y seguir de modo cruel ♪
360
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:52,082
♪ Contra el pueblo conspirando ♪
361
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:54,468
♪ Para seguirlo explotando ♪
362
00:15:54,469 --> 00:15:56,586
♪ Y en eso llegó Fidel. ♪
363
00:15:57,106 --> 00:15:59,409
Who knew you can have fun in coach?!
364
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,928
I'd like to speak to your
black ops department.
365
00:16:04,929 --> 00:16:06,396
Right downstairs, Mr. Simpson.
366
00:16:06,397 --> 00:16:07,647
Thank you.
367
00:16:07,648 --> 00:16:09,933
Hmm. How did they know my name?
368
00:16:13,237 --> 00:16:14,988
I don't know where my dad is.
369
00:16:14,989 --> 00:16:16,990
Don't worry... Each AARP card
370
00:16:16,991 --> 00:16:18,942
contains a secret tracking chip.
371
00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:20,994
The magazine
is pretty good, too.
372
00:16:20,995 --> 00:16:23,029
- Super easy Sudoku.
- Quiet!
373
00:16:23,030 --> 00:16:24,614
This could take a while.
374
00:16:24,615 --> 00:16:27,084
Bam! Got 'em!
375
00:16:27,085 --> 00:16:29,286
Now you have to do a favor for us.
376
00:16:29,287 --> 00:16:31,955
How many baseball players can
you sneak home with you?
377
00:16:31,956 --> 00:16:34,925
Well... I have to ask my
wife, but I'd say 12.
378
00:16:34,926 --> 00:16:36,041
Bam! Done!
379
00:16:37,628 --> 00:16:40,130
Andre here sold secrets to the Soviets.
380
00:16:40,131 --> 00:16:44,167
And this is the guy who came
up with the service fee
381
00:16:44,168 --> 00:16:45,302
for Ticketmaster.
382
00:16:46,771 --> 00:16:48,472
Do you know any good people?
383
00:16:48,473 --> 00:16:51,158
Everyone's got their
embarrassments, Abe.
384
00:16:51,159 --> 00:16:52,526
I'm sure you got yours.
385
00:16:52,527 --> 00:16:53,643
Dad!
386
00:16:53,644 --> 00:16:55,779
And up he walks.
387
00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:58,031
What are you doing here?
Who are these people?
388
00:16:58,032 --> 00:17:00,033
This guy was the biggest drug lord
389
00:17:00,034 --> 00:17:01,535
in North American history.
390
00:17:01,536 --> 00:17:03,648
And this guy invented Ticketmaster.
391
00:17:03,649 --> 00:17:06,740
You charged me to sell me something!
392
00:17:06,741 --> 00:17:08,605
Pleased to meet you, sir.
393
00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:10,911
Abe, come with me
394
00:17:10,912 --> 00:17:12,295
to the cockpit.
395
00:17:12,296 --> 00:17:13,997
Are we gonna fly or make love?
396
00:17:13,998 --> 00:17:15,916
You will sit there, move nothing,
397
00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:17,334
and do as I say.
398
00:17:17,335 --> 00:17:19,302
Hot dog! Makin' love!
399
00:17:24,926 --> 00:17:27,227
Miami,
this is Jitterbug Justice
400
00:17:27,228 --> 00:17:29,396
bringing back an early bird special.
401
00:17:29,397 --> 00:17:30,981
Miami, do you copy?
402
00:17:30,982 --> 00:17:32,314
Uh, we copy.
403
00:17:35,069 --> 00:17:37,187
The nightclub is flying away.
404
00:17:37,188 --> 00:17:39,689
Can't we hold on to anything?
405
00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:43,693
Boy, I didn't think I'd
ever be able to do this again!
406
00:17:43,694 --> 00:17:46,112
All you have done is fly
without falling asleep.
407
00:17:46,113 --> 00:17:48,281
Just like on my honeymoon.
408
00:17:48,282 --> 00:17:52,202
I'm starting to suspect you're
not a simple Cuban bartender.
409
00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:55,172
No, I'm an undercover agent for the CIA
410
00:17:55,173 --> 00:17:57,707
here to recapture
fugitives from U.S. law.
411
00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:00,760
And when I saw you, I realized
you'd be the perfect carcass
412
00:18:00,761 --> 00:18:02,546
to tempt these old buzzards.
413
00:18:04,098 --> 00:18:06,383
Is there anything I get out of this?
414
00:18:06,384 --> 00:18:08,885
Yes. You avoid the knockout gas.
415
00:18:08,886 --> 00:18:09,886
Aw.
416
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,558
Oh, thank God.
417
00:18:14,559 --> 00:18:16,893
Usually I can never sleep on planes.
418
00:18:16,894 --> 00:18:19,362
Sometimes I...
419
00:18:30,791 --> 00:18:34,628
So, that's the end of my Cuban paradise.
420
00:18:34,629 --> 00:18:36,546
And like every good thing in my life,
421
00:18:36,547 --> 00:18:38,248
I've already forgotten it.
422
00:18:38,249 --> 00:18:41,668
Listen, Dad, I know it was fun,
but your place is with us,
423
00:18:41,669 --> 00:18:43,920
not on some island in the Indian Ocean.
424
00:18:43,921 --> 00:18:45,472
I love you.
425
00:18:50,428 --> 00:18:53,480
Oh, now we're two men hugging.
426
00:18:53,481 --> 00:18:56,516
This is no sight for
the streets of Miami.
427
00:18:58,603 --> 00:19:00,153
Hey, Dad.
428
00:19:00,154 --> 00:19:01,855
It's a beautiful day.
429
00:19:01,856 --> 00:19:03,523
Want to hit the links?
430
00:19:03,524 --> 00:19:05,941
Oh, just like we used to.
431
00:19:11,282 --> 00:19:13,115
Screw you!
432
00:19:19,790 --> 00:19:21,123
Look over there.
433
00:19:23,594 --> 00:19:25,629
I just painted a black
circle on the green.
434
00:19:25,630 --> 00:19:27,130
Why, you little...!
435
00:19:32,770 --> 00:19:34,553
Hey!
436
00:19:35,973 --> 00:19:38,391
Now, boy, it's 50 cents a golf ball
437
00:19:38,392 --> 00:19:40,310
from that water hazard.
438
00:19:40,311 --> 00:19:42,645
Just move those logs aside.
439
00:19:44,524 --> 00:19:47,409
Next on Vulture's Nest...
440
00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:49,952
We all know TV dinners,
441
00:19:49,953 --> 00:19:52,964
but what about toilet breakfasts?
442
00:19:52,965 --> 00:19:54,633
Here's my offer... no money,
443
00:19:54,634 --> 00:19:56,551
and I get a hundred
percent of the company
444
00:19:56,552 --> 00:20:00,105
because there's no doubt you
developed this idea on my time.
445
00:20:00,106 --> 00:20:01,189
And there's more!
446
00:20:01,190 --> 00:20:03,558
Not now.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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