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Original subtitles

Get off all

Welcome to camping camp

Tourist guide

The itinerary specifies our stay at the Peninsula Hotel

This is Tianshuiwei Peninsula

Three sides of water

There is half a big island

On the left is a single room and on the right is a double room

Presidential Suite, Behind

You say this

What is the difference between a presidential suite and a single room?

There is a difference, the presidential room

There is always a bucket for you to urinate

That is clearly a lie.

We don't live here, we go

Walk about 20 kilometers from here

There will be no cars passing by

There is only one room in the presidential room

I need to…

Plus eight hundred

Deal...

Enjoy it

Make enough money to buy a building

One wife raises another dog

Urine around the lake

Do not have to queue

Who?

Who makes me?

Who?

Who?

It's always better to wait

in the morning

Next person

Here

sorry

Soon dry

Hello there

Mr

Want to go to East Africa, Japan, South Korea?

Europe is also good, our company is making a discount

Four people Tin Shui Wai camping camp

These can be ordered online.

I am relatively safe, like black and white

The traditional point is better

Actually, I want to talk to my wife this time

Celebrating 15 years of marriage

Never traveled with her for so many years

Want to surprise her

I remember 15 years ago

In the tree house to marry her

It started another phase of our life

So you want to make some compensation

Let them enjoy family music

Take them to Tin Shui Wai

Love is without boundaries

Faigo morning morning Paul

Faigo Morning Morning Ann

Morning Huige Morning John

Morning Faye Wendy Morning

Hui Faigo

in the morning

Sorry, Faigo.

It's ok

Drink tea

Achang

I am Ahui, the boss

Ah Hui, let me fix these first

How much did our stock rise today?

No, the boss

Actually, I am responsible for the design of Wifi eggs.

What is the design?

what is this?

tie

It is Wi tie, Wifi tie

With it, children often stay with their dad

Damn it

Yes, it's damn

boss

what?

Wi tires?

Wi tires, the boss is really smart

Don’t call me an idol

what is this?

Viagra

boss

Yes, I have a three-day vacation

We are going to release this week

Is there any mistake?

I know I can't let go of the company

You can't let go of the company

Do you know how good your performance was last year?

How can you put three days off? I tell you

No

Five days

You should leave for five days

You're so nice to me

Each year adds me 500 yuan salary

There is the same

This is very important

This is your mom's new book

Ask her to sign for me here

no problem

Let's go on vacation, go on holiday

Can you let it go?

Let’s go, leave... hurry up... go

Call Lisa... delay one hour

He said Miss Yu will find him if something happens.

Miss Yu...

OK, last week...

Wendy...

I want to ask the designer...

Silly 佬 佬 咗 咗

Wife, Jiahe, Zi Cheng, I'm back

Why are you soaked?

Like to get it out of the water?

Just happened to have showers

What are you so sweet about?

I just overheard your son on the phone

Talk to your classmate about what to beat (Kissing)

Not right

Yes

Light will not do it

In our age, I do not know what it is to fight Alien?

Maybe thought it was the name of the game console

I do not care

In short, you talk to him.

Dad, what is it like to beat Alien?

Is fruit

How have I not heard?

New varieties

What kind of variety?

Tomatoes and blackcurrants

When it comes to smashing and mixing, it is to beat Alien

Then we have an empty family and try to beat the eggplant.

next time

Camping camp

What is this place? Never seen

Should you take a long flight to arrive?

Do not fly, very close, Jiahe

In Tin Shui Wai, surrounded by water on three sides

Half island camping camp

No, to such a place

How to share it with friends?

You see, there was a monster here long ago.

Many people are dead and horrible

Those are just sparrows

There are other animals there

Birds, chickens, pigs, cows

There are mosquitoes, mice, cockroaches, cow dung

Zi Cheng

In fact camping camp

Is where your dad proposed to me 15 years ago

It's also fun

Great, right?

Yes, a few days is the 70th birthday of Master.

Or do we celebrate with him by the way?

For so many years he saw me with a straight face

Maybe he wants to see two grandsons

Jiahe and Zicheng, right?

Simply excitement to the extreme

Let's just send him a Wi-tie tie.

Wi tie, he will not go online and he will not waste

It's better to give him a handsome

What do you want to see, sir?

I…

I want to see your chest...bow tie...tie

Is it for your own use or for someone else?

what happened?

How is it so hot here?

Because you wear a coat

is it?

Yes, why?

The weather is getting cold outside

The weather is getting cold and wearing more clothes is normal

What do you think I want to show you?

My wife asked me to buy a tie

Give my dad a birthday gift

It turns out that you are married

No, we...no

She...has a good way to go

Sorry, I didn't mean to say it

No... I mean... we walk each way

She is her, I am me, we are still good friends

Feelings can not be forced

It's hard to find adultery...neutral

do you understand?

What do you need here?

I try my best to meet you

How much do you see? How much is this money?

980 yuan

What about this one?

3,800 yuan

So expensive?

This tie can be made in length

Match your height

Its texture is very special

Put it outside and look casual

Put it in, it looks official

It seems better to put it in, Jiahe

Yes

Zicheng and Jiahe, you see

Those little birds say goodbye to us

We also say goodbye to them

Do you treat us as children?

From small to big you also say

Birds call us grow up

No, they really say goodbye to us

Come on, wave, see you

Goodbye

Mr. Ladies

Guess what?

tank?

More powerful than tanks

Let’s open it and see it

what is this?

This is 15 years ago

I went with your mother to the camp camp car

Where did you get this car back?

I found a lot of cars to find

Is it a feeling of those years?

Are you not going to open the car to the streets?

Dad, can this car move?

Rest assured, Jiahe, this car is like me

As long as it is well-maintained

Must not be incomplete

You see, drive

Every time I go to America with ten pigs

Every time I go to France with ten chickens

Going to Spain every day

Mom and Dad make trouble

A happy person will naturally become a pleasure

Every time Grandpa goes to Thailand to bring ten dogs, Jiahe

Every time Grandpa brings ten cats, Jia Cheng

Going to Spain every day

Mom and Dad make trouble

A happy person will naturally become a pleasure

Dad, Global Positioning System says

Going to grandfather's home should go east

But we are walking west

I believe computers are better than the human brain, Jiahe

Soon to

Mom, I want to go home

do not do that

This journey your father planned for a long time

Enjoy it

Yes, daughter

Daddy is not afraid of anything in the hall

Test engine

Do not open so fast

I don't want to pass the 15th anniversary, my husband

Dear, obviously he is provoking me

Don't quarrel with you

Everyone is sitting

It's time to use the trick that your grandfather passed to me.

Beyond him

Dad, we seem to be on the opposite lane

If you are on the opposite lane

In front of a car crashing into it, like this

Here is the grandfather's home?

I told you soon enough to get off

Non-learning without Guangcai

Non-infinitive

Obscene slowness can't be perfect

Risk is incurable

Fu Xuexue also

I fix it

Non-learning without Guangcai

Non-infinitive

Obscene slowness can't be perfect

If you are too slow, you can't...

If you are too slow, you can't...

master

grandfather…

If you are too slow, you can't...

If you are too slow, you can't...

Chief

If you are too slow, you can't...

If you are too slow, you can't...

If you are too slow, you can't...

long time no see

I miss you when I think of my heart

mom…

grandmother

It's just good

Just eat, come in...

go in

Don't take off your shoes, come in

The new house is very big

It's the grandfather's right

Grandpa is not retired?

Grandma's stuff is not Grandpa's stuff

dad

happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Master

Grandpa, happy birthday...

Husband, this tie is for you

I do not agree with it

Dad chose for a long time

Ten tie men

Nine are bad men

Dad, what does Grandpa say?

He said ten knots

Nine are servants...

Grandma, good incense, what are you cooking?

A Qiang is working on things below

Big brother?

A Qiang, your brother came to the family

Is there any mistake? How black?

Is there no electricity payment? mom

What do you do with a helmet?

Yes, what about wearing a helmet?

mom

father

How are you daddy?

Today is my birthday and I am very happy

That's good

Coffee with milk

Here, here and here

Dad, I love you

Little brother?

Are you still dead?

Big Brother, aren't you in Vancouver?

I am covered

What happened?

Sexual assault

Who?

Underage girls...

Her dog

Do you sexually invade a dog?

No, I was invaded by a dog

sister in law

Dabo Ye

Is it beautiful? long time no see

Taxon first

You are really passionate

You are better than me

Dry mouth is also a little moist

You two are hurriedly called uncle

Uncle...

Uncle?

Jiahe

It's so big, the more it looks like me

Zi Cheng

Develop well

Uncle took you out to do...

She is 14 years old, brother

Just 14 years old, doing exercise

it is good

Come to play with me in the basement, it's fun

Let's go and have fun

Visit it casually and come to see

What? Frightened, like a frog

Uncle, do you like MJ too?

Very good, we often go to his house when we were young

playing what?

Is it because he is playing?

Can't touch

You touch him, he will come to touch you tonight

mom

There is a private cinema here

Kid, look? Look to give money

Don't be afraid, family members come and watch

These cannot be seen

You are not obedient

The child is really bad now

Look at pornography, don’t give money

Record one for him

Yes

Don't give money...

No.3 cabinet, took to the streets

No. 2 counter, this bad girl is inside

Get up, pay rent

what's up?

what's up? Pay rent, what happened?

Not a few days late, use not so nervous?

Are you nervous after your menstrual period is a few days late?

A thousand

Just a thousand?

Gave...

Staging

Are people staying in the closet? Brother

Bad girl, of course, someone in the closet

These are not general wardrobes. This is a cabinet.

More than 3,000 yuan

I booked more than 60

This time developed

Kid

Did you pay it?

You see the room

Mom, is he making drugs?

Let's go up

Well, go

Do not walk

Not allowed to go out

Did not say…

Hurry up, haven't you?

It's scary here

Go to your dad first. Where are the stairs?

Want to fire you? Add a little more

Little brother

Do you know what I was learning recently?

What are you studying?

Sculpture

Do you know what I'm carving?

What is the eagle?

mom

My mother?

It’s not just your mother.

Only a few knives

is it beautiful?

This is mother?

Exactly the same

Eyes, ears, mouth, nose

With two packets of milk, exactly the same

Open a hole to the water

Big brother... much like

Like it is good

Do you know where your parents love to be?

What to do?

If you don’t see it, just follow me.

Go ahead

Come here, look good

Keep your head on it

Is the kitchen

Of course, multiple appliances

Do you know that daddy likes most...

One hand picks up your mother against the wall

Then pulled her hair

Just pick something and hit her head

Take a frying pan

Then take a hot pot

Use your fingers again

Then use your tongue to look

Doesn't enough taste? It seems like a good taste

He often says this, don't you see?

May have come again

Really

time to eat

time to eat

Come and drink a bowl of brothers together.

Everyone has a heart

Angelica stewed pig's heart

You talk nonsense

I can eat it when I bring it out

The soup is delicious

Stay out until you drink

Don't wait...

If the soup is cool, there is no benefit.

Children can't be hungry

What about adults?

It's better to let cool

Drink it, the family is not so polite

Not only scent but even furnishings

so beautiful

This dish is famous, called laughter

That everyone will laugh and chopsticks

Chopsticks

Rename food

It's like changing fate

Is it really true that eating shrimp can make you laugh?

What about crab eating?

Crabs do not scare crabs scare

My youngest brother likes to eat crab

How can things be delicious?

What will be after the throat?

Chest?

Is dung

Eating, let alone filth

Come... eat a shrimp first

I have something to declare

Due to my basement business

Has grown by 80%

Next I want to step out of Hong Kong

Since you have succeeded

Take the most important first step in your life

Yes

Should send to the second step

What is it?

I plan to be near Scotland Yard

Start a scary death at your exhibition hall

One month return

Three months...

Do not have to do

How much do you want?

500000

500000? father

YOLO

What furnace?

You only live once

I will write a cheque to you

(French)

I love you dad

I love you, two, three, four, five

Dad, I love you

Today is a big day

Specifically looking for someone to get the cake

Surprise?

Surprise

Surprise?

Surprise

Call them not to say, who said?

No…

Eat after dinner

Yes, ladies

Today's children are watching mobile phones

Do you see Luo Geng?

What to say on the cloud

How to put it? What if it rains?

What ICloud say cloud

I don't know what they say Cloud

That cloud is data

Well... we stand up together

Wish my husband 70 years old

Long Jing Hu Meng, Cheers

Cheers…

Dad, is the cake delicious?

Baby, go out and look tight

Don't smoke so much

annoying

Ok?

why not?

Both father and son seem to have hatred

That is, every time you come back, it seems that Mars has hit the Earth.

Do not know who blamed him

Is there something I do not know?

The incident is like this...

It's already the last lap

Hurry up...no time

father

Refuel

father

Refuel

Those are oils that cannot be drunk

Can't drink

Total brother, no time

No time

Wu may be second

So the old man became the second in the world

You became the best in the world

At that time I was still an ordinary housewife

Won the cooking game

It becomes like this

Your lord wants to face

I would rather give him the best of the world

You really move to master

He will not be angry with me

Endured... venting on Ah Fai

Not like this

We think of a way

Let them reconcile

Yes...OK...no problem...

Of course...please...

Einstein

He called for two cups of tea takeout

This is Hawking.

He said he took it

How to take oneself? I do not understand

I will help him

Yes, sir

it's broken

where?

Here

Just a moment

do you know?

A lot of people are different from each other

Lost, all my life is unlucky

Dad, I... sorry

I am sorry? Which time?

Do you say cake or something before?

What's the matter before?

I…

you…

Do you not speak Chinese?

can you speak Chinese?

Master, incredible

The whole house is full of ripples

Suddenly so?

Daughter-in-law used a worm to eliminate insects

A few days will dissipate

This kind of thing can't suck

Or else you and grandma go camping with us

baby

Not for me

There is no more time, master

What time is it?

I'll pick up a few clothes first

Ready to go

So fast?

move

Let’s go

Do not put so many things when the car is so small

Maybe you don’t know, Dad

This car originally contained only four people.

嘘

Isn't it? Originally planned for a family of four honeymooners

Or people will have more fun playing together

How to drive a big brother?

Frightened you, son

Mom, this bag put the body first

Help me order 500

I guess it was you

It's okay, don't be afraid... Calm down

Is there a fire?

Everyone is cool

Uncle, you don't smoke cigars, a lot of smoke

I have not smoked yet

Ahui

Is there a top up?

Have

Did you check the tire gas?

Have

Is there any change in the car?

Have

Is there a change of oil?

You have several representative works in one day

You are too bad

Grandpa, Dad, he didn't want to.

Here's only me

I have tried very hard

Your car does not have oil

How can you make useless efforts?

Husband, I help you

Jiahe

I am here

Take the oil

father

mom

Arrived…

Wife... It's...

Arrived

Arrived…

I am back

Midnight Tujia again

According to the message

The suspect’s right foot was injured and still at large

The attacked girl has been sent to the hospital

Uncle, where is the receptionist?

how can I help you?

We are surnamed Wu and want to rent a tree house

Have

But the house hasn’t lived for a long time

Is there any air-conditioning?

and many more

The house is air-conditioned

But when it's big and small

I suggest let me check

However, the charge is three hundred yuan.

The air-conditioning has always been included. Is that used to give money?

I want to see your manager

and many more

what is the problem?

Isn't it just you who work alone?

According to business hours and customer needs

Three hundred yuan I give

Mom, no, I give

Three hundred yuan

Thank you…

I only hope that my family will have fun this past few days

So...

Hello I am good, everyone is good, you know

Go straight for two minutes and turn right

You will see the tree house

Trouble you to carry my luggage

Moving luggage plus five hundred dollars

How is there no decoration here?

No decoration is good

Here is exactly the same as that year, daughter

Husband...

You proposed to me here 15 years ago

It's right here

Time flies, it seems like yesterday

Eerie

Jiahe, Zicheng

Remove those spider webs and clean windows for me

Wife, cleaning furniture and putting it for me

Good mom.

Good Dahongpao on a red cup to enjoy for dad

brother

Yes

Just take a rest

no problem

I engage in lighting outside

Jiahe

Jiahe

Jiahe

Dad, what are you doing?

done

Grandma, come out

Ah Hui prepared some things for everyone to see

What catches your eyes?

Our Wujia Super Invincible Camping Camp

The lighting ceremony officially begins

Jiahe number one two three

one…

I still count

one two Three

very beautiful…

mom

ET response

Is there really an alien coming?

Also a possibility

I really didn't try to see so many performances in a day

Ah Hui, thank you very much

Thank you

I'm sleepy, Amei, I'll go back first

son

I think your house is pretty

Thanks mom

Weird

Brother, I killed him for you

How to get rid of him?

Did not expect

Dad, we still like you more.

This is beautiful

I know…

Husband

Don't look so long

in the morning…

in the morning…

Why didn't you see your mother so early?

I just got up and didn't know

is it?

Yes, can you sleep for a while?

Jiahe

Do you know that nothing is more comfortable than the morning air

It is rare that our father and son have private space

How do you throw one or two back with my old man?

Throwing a frisbee is a dog's stuff

The dog can play, it must be fun

Come, go over there, hurry up

Farther away, Jiahe

A little further...

A little further, well...

Standing there, I'm very strong

Let me go

Then you come back soon

Hello there…

Thank you for greeting my family

You're welcome, I live opposite

Jobs

Wu Dehui

Did we meet on the highway?

No wonder it's so familiar

Thank you for your oil, I pay you back

You're welcome, I will quickly change my electric car

If you are suitable to use it

By the way, my son

What is he doing?

Looking at the dawn four-dimensional concert

Now shaking hands with dawn

This also plays soggy

The show he watched had no stage curtain

Sonia, come here

Call it uncle

uncle

This is a lot normal

Daughter, it's time to eat

what are you eating?

This is a dry fried beef, do you want to eat it?

Too greasy

father

Want to know about human water

How many percent will be killed immediately?

miss you

Let’s go

Your children are also very clever

A handsome and beautiful

And your wife is also very happy

Thanks to my wife

Remind me in my ear every day

So can we teach our children so well

Sorry, I don't know if your wife is going to...

I know, well, I know

My wife told me to watch out for you

just kidding

Is this your wife?

Yes

It's like my dead wife

Sharp chin, virtuous Jude

Carefully

Carefully?

I refer to her eyes

Husband, his steak is very fragrant

I also feel great about your mother.

Wife, Mom, Dad

We should not hinder others

Let's go back to eating

I am hungry

Yes, it's better to go after eating

Yes, play more for a while

Don't...don't disturb others

I have good things over there

Dad, Zicheng, Jiahe let's go...

We eat in the past

Do not hinder others...

Goodbye

excuse me

Wife, we haven’t done it seriously in 15 years.

What about old wives and old wives?

It's because of the old wife

Two children return home at home

Can't make a sound

you are so bad

But I like it

Wife, I want to try a new move

how?

I have not tried to give your feet to me

Higher, a little past

No... ribs...

what? What kind of ribs?

cramp…

cramp? Here?

No... next...

Here?

The next door...

Do you want to press it?

Strongly...

Is it more comfortable?

Comfortable

Would you like to continue pressing?

Relax

Is it better?

Good night, dear

Hello everyone

what's up?

What is so noisy?

in the morning

What is your system?

My brother, came out to the country so early?

What is the ratio?

This game is based on family

Winning family

You can go to Thailand with our charity ambassador

Rest for ten minutes

Miss Lu Mei, take pictures together...

Come here. Take a photo

Thank you all...Thanks

Wu Dehui?

Slippery?

What slippery?

Huihui, really you

You have not changed

Ten years as a day, eat preservatives?

You too

You haven’t changed since childhood

In addition to a little bigger belly

White hair a little more

Husband

Wife, this is Bai Xuexu

This is my wife...

Wu Dejun...

Hey hello...

Hello there…

Why do you call her slippery?

Huihui was very naughty when he was a child.

He thinks I'm white and smooth, and it's not black

So I changed the name slippery for me

Do you know?

Yes, Fai Hui and I are primary school students

Or primary school classmate?

Never heard you say this elementary school classmate

I'm not like you

What am I talking to my wife?

If two couples are not honest, they will end soon

Jiahe

I am here

it's here

Bai Xuexu

You two are calling aunt soon.

Auntie...

Just like my sister, I'm still single

sister

be good

Seven Uncles

Mr. Wu Lao

Hello there…

Do you want to join our team?

Do you charge me 300 yuan?

My status today is master of ceremonies

Before I take this job

My manager has already paid for the artist for me

Who is your manager?

Not me

Seven Uncles

Is your normal job very easy to hurt?

Why do you have such a question?

I see your whole body blood stains, a bit worried about you

These blood are not mine

Who is that?

You ask my kitchen chef

Isn’t chef just you?

Great...

But today's chefs leave

You want to meet him, introduce a fee of a thousand dollars

no need

I will find him

Don't, don't chase me, don't force me

Do you believe me... fried eggs...?

I want to sleep more for a while

Don't you go? Then I went

Then you take care of yourself

Teams

Now the first round of the game has begun

Within thirty minutes

Which team of fish is the biggest

Can win this game

in the morning

Jiahe, fishing is not the most important technology

Is a fishing rod

This fish pole is your grandpa left to me

Left a lot of records

Take the bait over

Refuel

Husband, you go fishing

Your husband, go back and hang it

Very heavy

Be careful

This is very powerful

How did you pull the flag behind you?

No, it's a shark

Fish is too heavy

Jiahe brought the fishing net to the net

Husband Careful

shark

Hurry to save him

Help…

Help…

Be careful

The water is cool, it's OK

A lot of fun

Give it to me, thank you

I'm okay, what's the matter?

They said they would hand you over to me.

This round, Qiao Jiasheng

Husband, big thing

what?

look

Why is this?

This shark was made out of Richard’s

This perverted boy moves around the lake

Originally in control of sharks

More than 100,000 clicks

More than 100,000 hits, I do not know if it is true or false

Faked

Ah Hui, you fell more than 100,000 people to watch the water

Really boring

Now the society needs people's attention

No one cares

Ah Hui fell into the water and people rushed to watch

Also press "like"

It's ridiculous

How can we these elderly people understand?

No, it's not.

Your cooking website also has more than one million fans

In the past, what did we think?

When the other party comes out to face the quality

Will not do a miniature turtle

In short, I emphasize this trip

It is everyone who enjoys family music and does not come to the Internet

So Wifi egg confiscated

Is there any mistake?

No, needless to say, goodbye

father

Hello everyone, every hero, everybody

It's great that you are all here.

Now I announce

The second game started

Draw one of you

Put tennis on head

Other members

Just draw a prop here

Then throw the object to tennis

The team that throws the most tennis

Win out

do you understand?

OK, the game is starting now

Don't do two or two, pick one target

I'm ready

One person took a picture

Okay, Dad.

Well, 32

What about old age?

Swipe again...

Yes, "old smoked"

Willing to lose

Come out to play, of course, to abide by the rules of the game

You have to fight and don’t lose

Lost is shameful

I know, Dad.

Be careful of the master

Be careful

Just throw it out on the line

Jiahe

Grandpa is upright and not afraid

Close your eyes and throw it away, cover it up, cover it with your eyes

Casually

Kid

Are you doing me?

Do you believe that I took your pants off and drew on your ass?

I am sorry…

Wife, not afraid, can't die

Refuel

Refueling, Zicheng

sister

father! I'm coming

The Wu family did not throw one at a time.

Is this game really so hard?

Very powerful

Great, my wife, great...

Now Joe leads one point

If Ah Fai throws in you

Everyone is tied

Come on!

Baixing takes filial piety first

There is only one dad

Is it better to change my position with you?

You just said that you are upright

relax

My wife, if something goes wrong, take care of my children

Refuel

Throw it

Refueling...

master! grandfather!

Mr. Wu Lao, you were injured

No, this time the ambulance is on the court

I really encourage you

Don't lose, otherwise the next round

Nobody played with me

What happened to Dad?

Ask yourself him

Dad, can you give me the wifi egg?

There are three new Korean dramas broadcast today

what? What is more important than the game now?

How can we win without unity?

I have human rights, I want to see Korean drama

I have missed a lot, I’m not as dead

Let them go online

I do not care

In short, it starts at 9:00 tomorrow morning.

Drink of water? No, you drink it slowly

Internet access

Can you die without internet?

Wifi opened

Well, I now announce

One more charity play-off

Mr. Jobs’s title sponsorship

As long as you have two pairs of people

In this starry house

There are also Bobo Houses that live for 24 hours

Mr. Jobs

Will donate 200,000 to Po Leung Kuk

Take the first place

so coincidental

It's Miss Snow White Snow.

The second is...

and many more

Old man, no need to smoke

why?

I lose a bit and I participate

I can't break the rules, I must pump

Will you take a massage later?

What I know very well is that you want to bring?

The second is...

Wude...

Not yet me

Hui

What is it? Your technique is very problematic

Red card, leave

What red?

Don't grab my red card

Departure Red card?

Red card?

Little brother

Give you

Give me a serious check

Then report it to me

Wife, I do good

I will be back soon

Then I...

I wise

Destroyed

You say if you are not married

Do we have a chance?

These things are not sure

But see you again this time

All changed

If there is no change in people, what progress?

Feeling a bit hot

me too

Comfortable

me too

How could this be?

Did they turn out to be another pair?

Is drinking alcohol? We also drink

Ok

We also drink, cheers

Cheers

Do you do yoga?

Rise up and dance

now? Correct

Wife...

Wife...

Wife...

Come out, wife...

come out…

Dear

Dear

Why do you have a room with Steve Jobs?

Not just like you

do good things

But you rush in

I can't see who I'm with

Do not use yoga or drinking red bars

Did you see it?

You are so close to others

However, I've seen your mouth shape clearly

She asks you if you are not married

Don't know if we will be together?

You continue to say

Can't say it?

Wife, I don’t mean this

Don't make mistakes

Am I making trouble?

Am I making trouble?

I have done so much these years

Which one is not for this home?

Children go to school, read and study

The dictation, quiz, illness or something...

Which one is not what I got?

15 years ago, a trip did not go

Dear

Yeah... just come to this camping camp

It's your first love, first kiss, first night

Let's begin your life

No, my wife

Do not touch me

Just touched it slightly

Rarely 15 years our family can travel

Why can't we be happy?

Am I not happy about it?

It's you who make me unhappy

But it doesn't matter

The most important thing is that you will be happy

Is it okay?

Do you drink a lot?

Nothing, come and listen to me

Drink a glass of tap water

Take a pill and don't swallow it

It's okay, it's okay soon.

Aqiang believes me, oh

you are so kind to me

Little things

Not as good as this

I take my brother to give you gas

what?

I said Ah Fai

He annoys you, I also want to kill him.

Don't look at his usual soft

You pinch him and he immediately hardens

This is the neck hard, sincere

Not because of him

Not because of him, then because of who?

Frankly, do you think I'm better or better?

I don’t feel like this now

I just wondered if it was because of me

Let them quarrel between the two couples

It's all my fault

fool

The two of them are always looking at each other

Fight every day, passing their room in the morning

All over the earth is heart, liver, spleen, lungs, eyes, ears and nose

When he was angry, kicking his lung out of the window

Being bitten up by a dog

So I would rather die than get married

You haven’t encountered it yet

In fact, you are very good, why not get married?

I am not young, nobody wants

Have you considered premarital sex?

No, he will see

fool

Maria also gave birth to a child when she was not married

The same is true of Zhu Yin.

You say you are a virgin on the line

The trend is like this, everyone is like this

You didn’t say anything wrong

But...that...you have to feel it.

feel? There must be some

This is God's gift to us

From the trigeminal nerve, hormones

Secretion from adrenal glands

Produce a sense of enjoyment and lubrication

Get up and do it now

Is this right?

doing what?

Not so, come over...

We come to a very solemn ceremony

Thanks to the four corners, read with me

The real thing is...

The real thing is...

Aqiang will never be jealous...

Aqiang will never be jealous...

A strong will not fight fake waves...

A strong will not fight fake waves...

Push you to the wall and help you touch

what?

Not

Cross the street... Hold your brother

Cross your way to your brother

Well, first with Mary on a stick

Mary does not need incense

This is Ozawa Maria.

please

One

Again

Sanhe

Family members

Licheng

Brother

After teaching for a while, back pain

Little brother

Is one person drinking stuffy here?

Leave you there's no mistake

How can I be less?

How can my face tickle?

You were kissed

I was kissed? Correct

No reason, who is the most painful I know?

mom

Is it a trace of a mother's teeth left as a child?

I don’t believe it.

right? Am I right?

It was Jobs's fault

I just watch him unsavory

The worst is that he engages your wife

Engage my wife

Is it brought on?

Fortunately, I have brought

Give you a powerful package

What is it?

Kill him

Kill him?

Kill him

I went back to sleep first and I was tired

Not kill him?

Once again, sober

Kill him?

Well, we must get rid of him

Kill him...

Kill him

Kill him

Kill him

Often preoccupied

I already said

Uncle Seven may be a midnight butcher

Will he bring us to the whole family...

Are you so loud and looking for death?

It's not like this, you go back to bring hui to bring

I now go to find out his actual situation

Then you are careful

Don't let him recognize you

You are also careful

Husband

Husband

Husband, are you okay?

Why did you get this way?

How to make my place so messy?

It wasn't you just now? Who is that?

how could I know?

Sorry

Broken things, we lose money

Husband, let's go

Are you walking?

Are you walking like this?

Do you need to clean up if you mess up the place?

Who will pick up?

It's me again, go to you

Next is a large and small wooden cricket

There is a flag in the center of the water

Whoever gets the flag first, who is the champion

Start

What is your brother?

Kill him, okay.

father

Brother, this thing is very familiar

You want me to kill him

I want you to get a cake to eat

Did you drink too much? Half do not listen to half

Dad, did you read the news?

Burning flour will make an explosion

Do you know this boat?

I made it back in Germany?

Why do you want to do this to me?

It was you who worshipped in the supplies room last night.

Did you not frame me? Also hit me?

Did you hit me last night?

Why did you learn to shrink your head?

How did I teach you two brothers since I was young?

To be honest

Do things in a bright and open way and be worthy of heaven

What do you not learn... Learn these dirty means?

What did you win?

Nor is the hero, not as good as a dog and a male

I'm going to beat you.

Don’t be impulsive...

doing what?

What did i do wrong?

I do so much

I want you to travel happily here

I blame all of me

Do you believe me without trusting him?

This is a dirty and shameless

Selfish arrogant suicide

Self-serve the servant street

My wife will forgive you

To... you call your wife down

See how you seduce my wife

what did you say?

You shut the Tsui...

You shut the Tsui...

No, I will not

You look down on me. Are you very powerful yourself?

After so many years you are second after others

How bad is it?

If it wasn’t for you to drink engine oil...

Finally talked about the oil

For so many years I blamed me for oil

You blame me for everything, dad, okay?

You blame me for anything

You shaved and hurt me

Stepped on the shit and blamed me

You are happy, you are happy, boss

son

I have not been a boss for a long time

Son, did you play enough?

No, Mom, I just started

I am very excited now and would love to play

If you don’t play,

I must win this game. You guys are all stupid.

The game alone adds a thousand dollars

You roll away

Mei, this stuff is not suitable for us

I just don’t have this child.

Let's go... go back

Is the heart very uncomfortable?

Come, I will give you a detailed physical examination

Every family has its cupboard

Who likes to be alone?

Adjust the moon to adjust the star

This flag has not yet been found

Jiahe

I... my name is Wu Dehui.

Are you a foreign bird?

I am Wu Dehui

France came?

(French)

Japan came?

(Japanese)

This egg is mine, no...

This is a Wifi device...

Your egg is in my daughter

No... at the tree house

Wifi device, see

Turn off the lights, turn on the lights

This is made in mainland China

Turn off the lights, right?

Your eggs, I'll get it back in the tree house.

no need

Wife Husband

My wife, I'm sorry, it's me

I should not leave you

In fact, no matter what happens

I should stand by your side

We once vowed to live and die together

Wife

Wife, how do you know that the egg is it?

Your daughter cries that this egg cannot be connected to the Internet

Your brother also nearly fried it to eat

Then I knew that something was wrong

Your wife is so smart

Husband, cup of tea, drop the fire

Do not take everything away, only the industry with you

what did you say?

I mean, I didn't know what to do wrong?

Husband, this sentence can be big or small

Do you regret to join me now?

I am not saying you, I mean...

Hui is my life

Do you think I drag you?

You talk to these women and only listen to half...

I heard very clearly

You think I drag you

What do we mean when we are together?

I walk

Can't walk

Mei, you can't walk

You left, who cooks food for me?

Do you think I've made a good meal now?

Of course

You go, I don't taste like eating dragon meat

Mei, as the saying goes

Instead of eating brow porridge, mo food rice

I know I'm not good

For many years, big man idea

I know you have to bear with me...

This is not forbearance, it is to accommodate

Two husbands and wives, you relocated to me, I will do it for you

Why do you insist on what car gods and chefs?

Say the first day all day

We have made a first

Not enough?

You mean Ah Fai

It says that it has lived here for 30 years

It looks a lot changed in this place

It also said that people do not understand the environment

So it is picking up garbage everywhere

It is not intended to scare you

Right?

What does it say?

It says you are agile

It also says you are so handsome

Thank you

Wife

I promise you not to lose your temper later

Then you hurry back and marry your dad

How did you know how to come here to your wife?

Can't you remember if I communicate with the bird?

So how do we go back?

Dad, I'm back

Very stimulating

I love you my wife

Husband, I love you

I am the king of the world

We're back

Jiahe and Zicheng

Jiahe

Zi Cheng

Here, Dad

I miss you guys

Hui, are you back?

mom

Are you hungry? Do I get something for you to eat?

Not hungry, this time is not enough?

Actually it is bad for big brother

Give you flour and blow up the boats of others

Give you oil when you are young

That thought of you drinking it

It turned out that you gave me oil?

why? Brother

In fact, over the years

I worry about you all the time

It was a matter of decades ago

Or it will be dead

Not to mention I didn't drink

That's forgetting

Hit the palm

no problem?

Dad, I... I...

I…

Me too…

All right…

Is there a match tomorrow?

Do we have any participants?

Yes, I also want to play

me too

There are two more

Correct

what time is it? Not sleeping yet?

Yes, not sleeping yet? Correct…

Go to sleep soon...

Tomorrow match

thank you

Goodbye

Is that his wife?

They are also really poor

So I often say

I am the happiest man in the universe

Count you

Well, the 300m relay race is now starting

Well, the first question mathematics

What is the square root of 4761?

69

Is right

Next question, I put you on the joint

On the joint is not squandering money

This answer is a bit stubborn

Zi Cheng

Grandpa often tells you that you have to be...

Humble...

Money does not squander

Do not boast

Is right

Geography

The world's seven continents, the largest side of a continent?

I know, Philippines

Do not prompt

Asia

Both are correct

Hurry up...

Come on, come on... hurry up

The remaining two families have been eliminated

Refueling...

Wu family...

Hurry, chase him... hurry up

Refueling...

Sonia...

Don't be afraid, just a chicken

Dad, I'm scared and ugly

Don't be afraid, you look at me

Big mouth bite down on the line

How is this large meat eaten?

Bite it and swallow it

It's delicious, you learn me

Big mouth...

Wife, successful

Wife, you first

Why is it so polite?

Marriage for so many years is your concession

Is it time for me to let it?

Do you two couples still say? People have run away

Every time I go to America with ten pigs

mom? They call me

Isn't it over yet?

Going to Spain every day

Mom and Dad make trouble

A happy person will naturally become a pleasure

Every time Grandpa goes to Thailand to bring ten dogs, Jiahe

Wang Wang...

Every time Grandpa brings ten cats, Jia Cheng

Meow meow…

Going to Spain every day

Mom and Dad make trouble

A happy person will naturally become a pleasure

Congratulations...

This time the Wu family won

The next round is called

Daddy Gaoka Competition

You are really united, this round

I lost my heart

what happened? Are you scared? I will lose

Let you stay in the camp

Dad, let's go

Female, first thing to do

Someone will remember

My brother, don't be afraid to fight with him.

The most unfortunate thing is to fight or fight

why? Husband

Sprained

Is it okay?

You don't participate. How can Dad get a high card?

Dad, are you going to me?

You are the strongest driver in the universe

Who can be stronger than you? Are you still dad

Yes, Lord

You are wise

If you don't play, we lose.

Yes, Grandpa.

Take the fire in your heart and burn him

Husband, that group of fire is still

The best in the world

Have you discussed it yet?

Closed Tsui

Dad, YOLO (you only live once)

Why haven't you seen the master for so long?

Mom, Dad would be too old?

Can't come out after a while?

You will not shrink if you shrink

Your father speaks

I see fathers are ready

You have to be careful

If there is accident insurance, it will not be compensated

Raven mouth, spit water and say it again

Yes

If there is accident insurance, it will not be compensated

I beat you a servant...

Mom... Started

Game start

Wu always seems to have an accident

Dad... Did you forget to press the button?

What button?

Most cars now have to press the button to start

Sorry, sir.

Daddy you are a little faster, you are behind a lot

Dad, are you okay? father

You answer me, dad

Dad, I beg you, speak

In front of a bit surprised

Beware of the smoke, there are a lot of smoke

Just some smoke, there should be nothing else

You passed

You step past the throttle

Nothing will happen

father

Refuel

father

father

You believe me

not bad

Let's look at me

Wu always catch up

I want to find ways to go beyond him

He wants to surpass me on the facade

Wu Zong and Jobs arranged together

Hurry up, come on

Screw you

Wu now leads the first place

You want to play, I play with you

Throwing Tomatoes?

Your car is overweight, throw the tomatoes away first

No

There are three circles now

Still leading is Jobs.

Really enjoyable

He is very close

The game has reached the final lap

Want to go outside me again?

Dad, careful, very dangerous

Rest assured, I'm too handy

Hui, when are you on your birthday?

April next year

happy Birthday

Did he go inside? You frame me

Wu total victory

father

Don't be happy, you and me

It's better for me to cook for you every day

Are you finally ready to eat?

Don't worry about Dad, there's me

Did you finally speak?

Like playing VR, lose it and come again

You take it and show it to me

Son, it turns out that you are double eyelid?

father

Looks like me

Wu Wu

Wu Wu

This time you are lucky

When will I compete with me again?

Fight to fight

Please eat if you lose

how? I'm OK

Very heavy

Aqiang once again borrowed money from me

Say to build a school with friends on a desert island

No one on desert island...

Yes, so I ask you

Shouldn't lend him?

Why did you ask me?

You are a good dad

I don't think I should borrow

I also feel that I shouldn’t lend him money again

Yes, don't borrow it

Xiaoqiang, I can't bear to you

Am I not?

I'm not here

You must do these actions

I will come back to you for a long time, no... it is teaching you

But I'm not used to it without you behind

Let’s find the seven uncles

Sorry

She is not my favorite type

Not your type?

Learn gymnastics, you are not behind

What should I do if I fall?

Who are you not top?

My top

Wife...I have a gift for you

What is it?

Can't say, I put it on the cloud side

You go back and check it

Ghost horse

What are you doing?

father

Brother

I have something to announce

Wu Wudezheng

Will you be with me for the rest of your life?

I am willing

Thank you…

Are we taking a family photo together?

it is good…

Let's go together...

it is good…

Jobs came

Ok…

Where do I stand...?

You come across to take photos of us

Not right

Yes

ready…

A little higher...

Yes

left…

Do not use flash

No

You count one two two

You are really elusive and ready

one two Three

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