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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,660 --> 00:00:32,790 Since the dawn of time, space flight has been a dream. 2 00:00:32,870 --> 00:00:35,500 The rocket made it a reality. 3 00:00:35,970 --> 00:00:39,460 But before man braved that first giant step... 4 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,440 the brave stepped into the rocket... 5 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:44,980 and the brave were chimps. 6 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:50,740 Ham 1 was the first American to boldly go... 7 00:00:50,820 --> 00:00:53,980 where no man, or chimp, had gone before. 8 00:00:54,060 --> 00:00:57,890 And tonight his brave legacy lives on. 9 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:02,790 Introducing Ham the Third... 10 00:01:02,860 --> 00:01:05,490 Ham's one and only grandson. 11 00:01:05,570 --> 00:01:08,760 Thank you. Thank you. No autographs. No flash photos. 12 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:11,170 - Okay, fine. Photos. I'll sign that later. 13 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:18,440 Ladies and gentlemen, strap yourselves in as we embark on a mission to the stars! 14 00:01:18,510 --> 00:01:20,380 Space, stars, blah, blah, blah. 15 00:01:20,450 --> 00:01:23,710 - Enough with the lecture. Let's get to the action. - Aim high, buckle up. 16 00:01:23,790 --> 00:01:25,720 Chin down, opposable thumbs in. 17 00:01:25,790 --> 00:01:28,590 When you gonna stop worrying about me, Houston? Space is in my veins. 18 00:01:28,660 --> 00:01:31,130 - And between your ears. - It's showtime! 19 00:01:31,190 --> 00:01:33,630 Here we go! Come on! Let's make some noise! 20 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:36,030 Let's tear the roof off of this tent. We're gonna go bananas! 21 00:01:36,100 --> 00:01:39,030 Hup! Hey! Hoop! Prepare to be amaze-ified. 22 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:42,330 - Let's light this candle. - Say it with me. 23 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,530 - T-minus three- - Three, two, one! 24 00:01:45,610 --> 00:01:47,600 Blast off! 25 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:52,310 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 26 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:55,350 Ladies. 27 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,490 And back again. 28 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,500 I'm so excited. I just can't hide it! 29 00:02:12,570 --> 00:02:14,730 Keep your eye on the landing pad. 30 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:19,330 No monkey business. 31 00:02:19,410 --> 00:02:21,380 Stay on target, hotshot. 32 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,840 Big finale comin' up. Hoo-hoo! 33 00:02:24,910 --> 00:02:27,250 And a flipsy... 34 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:30,980 and a dipsy and a do. 35 00:02:32,090 --> 00:02:35,350 Whoo-hoo! Whoa! Whoa, whoa. Whoa! 36 00:02:35,420 --> 00:02:37,860 - Oh, Lord. - Whoa! 37 00:02:37,930 --> 00:02:40,490 Whoa. Whoa, whoa. Whoa! 38 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,830 This is not good! Oh! 39 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:45,890 Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 40 00:02:45,970 --> 00:02:48,600 He's always showboatin'. 41 00:02:51,670 --> 00:02:53,660 Ta-da! 42 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:56,910 It's all good, folks! That's why I put the helmet on the monkey. 43 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:13,320 The Infinity probe successfully advancing past lunar orbit. 44 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,360 Status: Unmanned and remote-controlled. 45 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,700 Mission: Search for life. 46 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:27,230 Detecting unidentified space anomaly. 47 00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:31,310 Warning. System malfunction. 48 00:03:31,380 --> 00:03:33,310 System malfunction. 49 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:52,120 - It's so pretty! - Ha! 50 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,170 Come here, little fluttereye. 51 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,970 - Oh, no! - Zartog! 52 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:05,840 Can't you brats read? Keep away from my house! 53 00:04:05,910 --> 00:04:09,440 - Oy. - Hmm. 54 00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:14,010 You monster! 55 00:04:14,090 --> 00:04:18,360 If I could catch you punks, I'd dunk you in the Freznar too! 56 00:04:18,430 --> 00:04:20,950 No wonder why everyone in town hates you! 57 00:04:21,030 --> 00:04:23,090 Just the way I like it. Huh? 58 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:27,160 Whoa! Look! It's coming closer! 59 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,600 It's a sky beast! 60 00:04:32,210 --> 00:04:34,770 Crudlar. 61 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:41,840 A gift from the sky. 62 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:43,910 Hey! 63 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:53,220 Huh? 64 00:04:54,530 --> 00:04:57,790 I am the Infinity probe from the planet Earth. 65 00:04:57,870 --> 00:05:03,170 We will now perform a full-body examination for purely scientific purposes. 66 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,640 Oh. 67 00:05:12,910 --> 00:05:15,210 Since the dawn of time, man's indomitable spirit... 68 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:17,680 has led to great achievements in culture and civilization. 69 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:23,090 He's created wonders in architecture, art, music, engineering. 70 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:26,180 But man isn't all work. He likes to play too! 71 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:28,320 I want to live like them. 72 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:39,600 - System control interface operational. - Huh? 73 00:05:41,580 --> 00:05:45,670 Manual override engaging. 74 00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:49,880 Help me! 75 00:05:58,790 --> 00:06:01,390 - Aha! - Huh? 76 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:06,760 A new day has come, and that day is Zartog! 77 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:23,740 The simian program started in the 1960s. 78 00:06:23,820 --> 00:06:26,810 And these chimpanzees are like the ones used in the first space missions. 79 00:06:26,890 --> 00:06:29,950 - When do they go in space? - Well, they don't. 80 00:06:30,020 --> 00:06:32,290 They're just exhibits of the past. 81 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,760 Hey, what's up, Comet? 82 00:06:38,830 --> 00:06:41,430 I don't know, but something big! 83 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:44,400 What do you mean "lost"? 84 00:06:44,470 --> 00:06:47,170 Senator, the Infinity was drawn off course... 85 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:52,080 by a magnetic attraction from a dimensional anomaly in the time-space continuum. 86 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:56,170 - In English. - It was sucked into a wormhole. 87 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:59,710 My constituents care about potholes, not wormholes. 88 00:06:59,790 --> 00:07:02,780 Do you know how many potholes we can fix for five billion dollars? 89 00:07:04,460 --> 00:07:06,450 - Area of the pothole. - The power of three. 90 00:07:06,530 --> 00:07:08,390 - Multiplied by four. - Cosine. 91 00:07:08,460 --> 00:07:10,020 - Multiplied by seven. - Carry the two- 92 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:12,530 50.6 million! 93 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,260 - Depending on fluctuations in asphalt- - Labor costs- 94 00:07:15,340 --> 00:07:18,770 - And overtime. - It was a rhetorical question, brainiacs. 95 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:23,070 Our data indicates the Infinity's emerged on the far side of the universe. 96 00:07:23,140 --> 00:07:25,140 As you can see from this image... 97 00:07:25,210 --> 00:07:29,710 the Infinity has landed on a planet in a crater filled with H20. 98 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,650 - It means water. - I know what it means. 99 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:39,020 Senator, if the atmosphere is viable, the planet could sustain life. 100 00:07:39,090 --> 00:07:41,060 Maybe even an NFL expansion team. 101 00:07:41,130 --> 00:07:43,890 This could prove what we suspected all along. 102 00:07:43,970 --> 00:07:46,020 We are not alone. 103 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:48,400 Just think what a mission could do for science. 104 00:07:48,470 --> 00:07:50,530 Not to mention T-shirt sales. 105 00:07:50,610 --> 00:07:53,670 Political gold. I want astronauts over there pronto. 106 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:56,070 Not gonna happen. Too risky for humans. 107 00:07:56,140 --> 00:07:58,700 We don't have a clue how the wormhole will affect living tissue. 108 00:07:58,780 --> 00:08:01,940 It could transmogrify the D.N.A., causing blindness. 109 00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:05,140 - Heart failure. - Most likely, death. 110 00:08:05,220 --> 00:08:07,190 Gripping. 111 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:13,280 Comet, what are you doing? 112 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,350 Getting us a mission. 113 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:31,370 - We could send the chimps. - Chimps? Chimps. 114 00:08:31,450 --> 00:08:35,010 Hmm. Not humans, but not horrible. Show me what you got. 115 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,850 Guys, we got a mission. 116 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:40,680 Senator, Titan, Luna and Comet are fully prepared for the mission. 117 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:43,820 They have been training for this their whole lives. 118 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:47,290 Training, shmaining. These chimps are boring! 119 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,300 They're... chimp nerds. 120 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:52,200 Uh, technically, there's no such thing as nerds in the simian world. 121 00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:55,130 I know a nerd when I see one. 122 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:59,300 - Do you think he means we're nerds? - No, no. We're super cool. 123 00:08:59,370 --> 00:09:04,870 What this mission needs is some P.R., some sizzle to grab the media's attention. 124 00:09:04,950 --> 00:09:07,210 It needs a chimp with the right stuff. 125 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,880 It needs someone like... him! 126 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:14,120 A real hero, with dignity and nobility. 127 00:09:14,190 --> 00:09:16,920 He's been dead for 30 years. 128 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:20,220 But he does have a grandson. 129 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:34,140 Ta-da! 130 00:09:34,210 --> 00:09:38,370 Ahh! Oh, ho-ho-ho! Houston, no! Ooh! 131 00:09:38,450 --> 00:09:40,410 Oh! Thumb pain. Aah! 132 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:43,310 - When I promised your grandpa I'd look after ya- - Ooh! Ow! 133 00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:47,250 I never thought I'd be playin' pick-up sticks with monkey bones night after night. 134 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,290 What can I say? I'm an envelope pusher. 135 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,290 - I can't do anything halfway. - Yeah? 136 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:54,760 Well, you keep showboatin', and you'll be halfway to the taxidermist. 137 00:09:54,830 --> 00:09:57,630 No, no, you can't take him! He belongs to me. 138 00:09:57,700 --> 00:10:00,790 Official government business: eminent domain, national security... 139 00:10:00,870 --> 00:10:04,430 a lot of other scary black helicopter stuff you don't wanna mess with. 140 00:10:05,610 --> 00:10:07,800 Ooh. He's older than I expected. 141 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:11,940 Well, you ain't no spring chicken either. 142 00:10:12,010 --> 00:10:16,510 - And you're lookin' for- - Oh, he's so cute! 143 00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:18,450 Yeah, I'm a hottie. 144 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:23,650 I am Dr. Smothers, and you are going into space just like grandfather. 145 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:25,720 Space? Wrong answer. 146 00:10:25,790 --> 00:10:29,390 You got the wrong Ham, Doctor. Okay. Bye, space lady who's attracted to me. 147 00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:31,660 - Hey! - Good to see ya. Take care. 148 00:10:31,730 --> 00:10:34,330 - Don't let the door hit ya on the- - Well, uh- 149 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:37,240 He seems very excited to go. 150 00:10:37,310 --> 00:10:41,140 Kid, you're throwin' away the only shot you got. 151 00:10:41,210 --> 00:10:44,670 This is a chance to make good, live up to your legacy. 152 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:48,650 Hey, I'm the star of my show, not just the warm-up act for some human astronaut. 153 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:51,080 Your grandfather wasn't some warm-up act. 154 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,420 He was a NASA astronaut. 155 00:10:53,490 --> 00:10:56,690 Got his face on magazines, newspapers, television. 156 00:10:56,760 --> 00:11:00,420 - He even met the president. - I met the chief of police once. 157 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,530 Ham! He did somethin' to be proud of. 158 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,930 Had a dream and went for it. 159 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,370 - You got dreams? - I'm living my dream. 160 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,600 Whoa! 161 00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:15,470 Uh, Houston? We have a problem. 162 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:19,340 Thanks for supporting your government. 163 00:11:19,410 --> 00:11:22,010 Under threat of prosecution! 164 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:25,420 I- I'm- I'm gonna need that trailer back. 165 00:11:25,490 --> 00:11:29,510 - Huh. - Well, looks like we're gonna need a new cannonball. 166 00:11:29,590 --> 00:11:33,080 You like to travel? 167 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,590 - Here he comes. - Stand proud. 168 00:11:37,670 --> 00:11:41,190 I can't believe it. We'll be flying with the grandson of the great Ham. 169 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:45,100 You sure they said "grandson"? 170 00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:48,570 - Whoa! I know my rights. I'm calling the A.S.P.C. A! - Huh? 171 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:51,130 I demand to talk to my ringmaster! Help! I've been kidnapped! 172 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,940 Oh, he's clearly excited to be in a new environment. 173 00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:55,950 Oh, God! 174 00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:58,250 Good glass. Ow! 175 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:02,120 Commander Titan, navigation and coordinates. 176 00:12:02,190 --> 00:12:04,620 Ham. Don't and care. 177 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:07,920 Lieutenant Luna. It's an honor, sir. 178 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,090 - Mmm-mmm-mmm. - Yeah. Oh, my. 179 00:12:11,170 --> 00:12:15,800 Hello, lady chimp. Do not mind if I "dooble." 180 00:12:15,870 --> 00:12:18,340 Luna means moon in Latin. 181 00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:20,340 That's right, sir. 182 00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:23,570 - What do ya know? Two lovers of language. - Name's Comet. 183 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:26,980 Computers and electronics. I look forward to serving with you. 184 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:30,280 Sorry, kid, but I gotta play Poughkeepsie on Saturday. Let's go, Houston! 185 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:33,580 Sir, with all due respect, you've been selected for a mission... 186 00:12:33,650 --> 00:12:36,150 of historical significance in the noble pursuit of- 187 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:38,450 Land of the free, home of the brave. Yada, yada, yada. 188 00:12:38,530 --> 00:12:42,590 Listen, the only mission I have is to entertain. Watch and learn. 189 00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:45,500 - Abracadabble. - Oh, cool! 190 00:12:45,570 --> 00:12:49,800 Oh, perfect. He's a joke. 191 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:52,700 Anyway, best of luck, break a leg, blast off-Whatever it is you say. 192 00:12:52,770 --> 00:12:54,760 But I gotta bounce. 193 00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:00,810 What are those? 194 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,980 Rocket packs. We'll be demonstrating them to the press Saturday morning. 195 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,250 My ticket home. 196 00:13:13,190 --> 00:13:16,560 Quake with fear! Lord Zartog is here. 197 00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:29,500 Ho! 198 00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:32,770 By now, you are all aware of the insane power... 199 00:13:32,850 --> 00:13:38,050 I command with my big, shiny driving machine whatchamathingie. 200 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:43,620 Are there any among you who oppose my rule? 201 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,630 Ah, wait. 202 00:13:45,690 --> 00:13:50,260 So you're saying you're in charge because that thing landed on your hut? 203 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:54,560 Yes, and if you don't obey me, I will dunk you in the Freznar. 204 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,930 You wouldn't do that 'cause I'd be frozen forever. 205 00:13:58,010 --> 00:14:01,070 - Exactly! - Not the Freznar! 206 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,850 Cold! 207 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,360 Anyone else fancy a dip? 208 00:14:17,430 --> 00:14:19,990 Good. 209 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,050 All of you, get to work! 210 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,790 Let's get this party started. 211 00:14:25,870 --> 00:14:28,770 The Infinity recorded 10 G's through the wormhole. 212 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:32,200 If the chimps' internal structure cannot withstand the pressure... 213 00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:35,070 they will explode like a mouse in a microwave... 214 00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:37,610 frying their brains and splattering their guts. 215 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,810 Your teeth look amazing! 216 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:44,910 Here comes five G's. Here comes six G's. 217 00:14:44,990 --> 00:14:47,950 This thing is going so fast, right? 218 00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,990 Yoo-hoo! 219 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,960 Seven G's. Eight G's. 220 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,830 This might be a weird time to ask... 221 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,330 but will you help me move next week? 222 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,400 It's not even that much stuff. We'll make a day of it! 223 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,480 Hey, that was fun. 224 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,490 - You guys got a log ride? - My turn. 225 00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:24,650 - Oh, poor little Comet. He thinks he's going into space. 226 00:15:24,730 --> 00:15:26,720 Three chairs, three chimps. 227 00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:30,960 Gee, where we heading for lunch? 228 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,860 I'm not eating trans fats anymore. Well, that went well. 229 00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:37,670 We'll need you here, Comet. Our eyes and ears. 230 00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:40,540 Hey, kid. 231 00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:44,940 Did I ever tell you the story of the short-circuiting posigrades in the first Mercury rockets? 232 00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,950 That was you? 233 00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:50,180 It was the day Ham's grandpa and I coined the term... 234 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,850 "So easy a human could do it." 235 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:55,550 Oh, I don't know what makes me happier- 236 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,680 Einstein's unified field theory... 237 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,820 or watching monkeys on a treadmill. 238 00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:02,560 # I am Titan, I am strong # 239 00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:05,290 # No one wants to sing along # 240 00:16:05,370 --> 00:16:07,460 # Get a life, one, two # 241 00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:09,730 # You're lame Three, four## 242 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,530 What? 243 00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:18,070 And to think, I almost dropped out of Harvard to start a software company. 244 00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:20,340 Who's laughing now, Bill Gates? 245 00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:24,080 Memorizing sequences is a vital test of the chimps' brain capacity. 246 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:38,360 You guys into sweet jams? 247 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,410 When are you gonna straighten up and fly right? 248 00:16:54,850 --> 00:16:57,880 - Saturday, about 10:00 a.m. - Ham! 249 00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:01,050 I made these radios for the voyage. I think they might work through the wormhole. 250 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,420 - Huh. You made these? - Well, I'm good with machines. 251 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:07,760 Listen, kid, thanks for the Bananaberry, but I won't be needing it. 252 00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:10,800 Comet, I'll take the radio. 253 00:17:10,870 --> 00:17:13,300 Uh- Hey, kid. 254 00:17:13,370 --> 00:17:15,700 Special-edition simian space shades. 255 00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:17,790 Wow! Thanks! 256 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,810 Sweet! 257 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:27,980 My fellow citizens, this mission will travel clear across the cosmos... 258 00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:31,750 where we hope to finally answer the age-old question: 259 00:17:31,820 --> 00:17:34,810 "Is there intelligent life out there?" 260 00:17:34,890 --> 00:17:36,750 Review rocket controls. 261 00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:39,790 Right thumb go, left thumb stop. Up is right, down is left. 262 00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:42,560 - You got that? - Yeah, yeah. Right thumb go, left thumb stop. 263 00:17:42,630 --> 00:17:46,400 Now you're seein' it, now you're not. Boop, boop. Where'd it go? 264 00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:48,940 Here it is. Hi! I was hiding. 265 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,830 Oh! You're missing a link. 266 00:17:50,910 --> 00:17:53,740 Chimp up, cannonball. You're not in the circus anymore. 267 00:17:53,810 --> 00:17:55,930 Making this giant leap through the wormhole... 268 00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:59,310 comes at great risk and danger. 269 00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:01,510 Who will blaze this trail for us? 270 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,780 The few, the proud... 271 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,790 the monkeys! 272 00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:19,360 - Awesome! - A historic moment. 273 00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:25,200 And here he is-a symbol of our country's once and future greatness... 274 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,000 Ham the Third! 275 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,070 Thank you, thank you. Hey! 276 00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:35,450 To the circus and beyo- 277 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,710 That's gotta hurt. 278 00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:39,840 Wait! Oh, no. 279 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,620 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 280 00:18:42,690 --> 00:18:44,320 How much fuel is in that backpack? 281 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:45,380 - Oh, boy. - Cool! 282 00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:49,020 Ah, wrong way! 283 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:51,220 Incoming! 284 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,560 - Chimps gone wild. - Uh-oh! Oh, no! 285 00:18:53,630 --> 00:18:55,570 Holy nards! 286 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,540 - Heads up! - Save the children! 287 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,500 Run for your lives! 288 00:18:59,570 --> 00:19:02,170 Whoa! Wow! Oh! Huh? 289 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,340 Hey, look! I'm on TV! 290 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:07,210 Oh! Whoa, no! 291 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,750 - Crazy monkey! - He's a maniac! 292 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,360 Oh, that's not good. 293 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,430 He's a joke! 294 00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:36,210 Oh. 295 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,870 Whoo-hoo! 296 00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:40,940 Which way to the circus? 297 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,380 Huh? Uh-oh. 298 00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:53,490 Ta-da! 299 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:57,090 - Load 'em up. 300 00:20:06,070 --> 00:20:09,530 What kind of simulator is this? It looks really realistic. 301 00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:11,270 Oh, it is. 302 00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:43,170 Okay. I got that out of my system. 303 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:49,540 Wait. Not quite yet. 304 00:20:54,490 --> 00:20:57,860 Okay. I'm good. Now, where are we? 305 00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:23,340 Uh, guys? 306 00:21:29,260 --> 00:21:31,820 The simulated Earth's getting smaller and smaller. 307 00:21:33,630 --> 00:21:36,260 This isn't a simulation, is it? 308 00:21:36,330 --> 00:21:39,230 We are now officially space chimps. 309 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,980 The Horizon has completed its first phase of operation. 310 00:21:55,050 --> 00:21:57,880 Oh, wonderful! 311 00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:00,680 - There you go. - # Congratulations to us # 312 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:02,750 - Ha! - Yeah! 313 00:22:18,510 --> 00:22:20,530 No, that's not straight enough. 314 00:22:20,610 --> 00:22:23,300 No, no. Now that- No, it's too straight. 315 00:22:23,380 --> 00:22:26,510 Who is this? I don't remember dunking him. 316 00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:30,450 No, no! You're doing it all wrong! 317 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,950 Move the Flanderk higher. 318 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:35,010 Line up the twobs in a row. 319 00:22:36,290 --> 00:22:40,390 Careful with that! It took me all day to dunk. 320 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:43,220 - Splork! - Yes, Lord Zartog? 321 00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:47,030 - Kneel to Lord Zartog. - Yes, Lord Zartog. 322 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,800 Soon the house of Zartog will be finished. 323 00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:53,600 It's going to be magnificent! 324 00:22:53,670 --> 00:22:57,370 It's a shame the volcano will destroy it when the three suns line up on Triple Sunday. 325 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,780 I'm one step ahead of that volcano. 326 00:22:59,850 --> 00:23:01,910 That's why I'm building those. 327 00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:05,740 These pipes will divert the Freznar safely away. 328 00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:09,380 Nothing will ever destroy the house of Zartog. 329 00:23:09,460 --> 00:23:13,290 But if you divert the volcano's Freznar... 330 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,350 the entire village will be buried. 331 00:23:15,430 --> 00:23:19,490 Exactly! A glorious reflecting pool to reflect my gloriousness... 332 00:23:19,570 --> 00:23:21,500 gloriously. 333 00:23:21,570 --> 00:23:24,870 - Eh, but-but-but where would we all live? - With me, in my dungeon. 334 00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:27,740 How gracious of you, my lord. 335 00:23:28,410 --> 00:23:32,310 Commander's log. Stardate: now. 336 00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:35,250 Space, the final frontier. I have bravely led- 337 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:38,380 - Oh, stewardess? Can you get me a pillow and a blanket? - Stay in your seat. 338 00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:41,290 - It's regulation. - I have bravely led my- 339 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,290 Look! No hands, no feet. No tail. 340 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:46,620 Back on Earth, your insubordinate behavior would get you chimp-martialed! 341 00:23:46,690 --> 00:23:49,030 - You're not gonna do that the whole trip, are you? - What? 342 00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:51,460 Use "chimp" to replace real phrases. 343 00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:53,830 I tell ya. I'm gonna kill him. 344 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:56,960 Commander! Violence is against the primate directive. 345 00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,530 - You're right, Lieutenant. - Is love against the primate directive? 346 00:24:00,610 --> 00:24:02,700 - Aah! - Listen and learn, cannonball. 347 00:24:02,780 --> 00:24:05,640 - The approach sequence must be activated in order. 348 00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:09,650 Fire the engines true and fast. Red one first, blue one last. 349 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:14,550 In between, press 3-6-5 if you want to stay alive. 350 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:16,560 - Permission to speak, Commander? - Permission granted. 351 00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:18,610 - You're a dork. - I don't like you. 352 00:24:18,690 --> 00:24:21,390 Engaging 3-D matrix. 353 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,730 - Ready visual imaging. - Fire photon torpedoes! 354 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,890 - Aah! - It's go time, cannonball. 355 00:24:26,970 --> 00:24:29,230 Oh, yeah? Prove it. 356 00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:32,030 - Titan, don't! - You are a threat to the mission! 357 00:24:32,110 --> 00:24:34,130 Ta-da! 358 00:24:34,210 --> 00:24:37,230 - Oops. I'm sorry. What do you think we should name our kids? 359 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:39,300 What? I'm gonna take off. 360 00:24:39,380 --> 00:24:41,710 - You're goin' down! - Orbital stabilizers. Check. 361 00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:44,910 - Hey, is this your card? Is this your card? - Auxiliary thrusters, check. 362 00:24:44,990 --> 00:24:47,040 - Collision detector, check. - Circus freak! 363 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:52,060 - Not your card, huh? - I can't take this for another 73 light-years! 364 00:24:52,130 --> 00:24:54,250 - I gotcha! Here it comes! - Hang in there. 365 00:24:54,330 --> 00:24:56,260 Ding-dong-Aah! 366 00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:58,260 Easy on the fur, furious George. 367 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,270 Unruly crew member has been detained. 368 00:25:00,330 --> 00:25:02,630 - Ow! - Enact regulation number 815. 369 00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:05,540 What's regulation 815? 370 00:25:07,110 --> 00:25:09,040 Guys! 371 00:25:09,110 --> 00:25:11,040 I gotta pee! 372 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:14,410 Whoo! Talk about suction! 373 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:18,350 - Ugh. - Oh, and by the way, guys, we lost the toilet paper. 374 00:25:18,420 --> 00:25:20,410 Not my fault. 375 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,490 - Thrusters aligned for entry. - Wow. 376 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,490 Am I glad we're not goin' into that crazy-lookin' thing. 377 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,500 Sorry. While on the mission I can only hear real astronauts. 378 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,760 Then who did you just say sorry to? 379 00:25:34,130 --> 00:25:37,400 - Someone else. - Then why did you just say "someone else"? 380 00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:39,460 - Jerk-boy! - Nitpicker! 381 00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:42,470 - Poop-thrower! - Maybe there's some music on the radio. 382 00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:45,940 # Hey, monkey-rena # 383 00:25:46,010 --> 00:25:48,210 Circus freak! 384 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,220 Approaching dimensional anomaly entry. 385 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,410 Brace for event threshold. 386 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,990 Approaching five G's-Six G's! 387 00:26:03,260 --> 00:26:05,250 Eight G's! 388 00:26:08,470 --> 00:26:11,060 Must... stay... alert. 389 00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:13,500 Losing... consciousness... 390 00:26:13,570 --> 00:26:15,510 - now. - Titan! 391 00:26:15,580 --> 00:26:18,170 Whoa! Whoa! 392 00:26:18,250 --> 00:26:20,270 Come on! Come on! Where's reverse on this thing? 393 00:26:20,350 --> 00:26:23,110 - Welcome to InStar. - Oh, thank God. 394 00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:26,240 How can I help you? 395 00:26:41,740 --> 00:26:43,830 Horizon has entered the wormhole. 396 00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:46,840 - Marvelous! - We'll reacquire signal in 12 minutes, 20 seconds. 397 00:26:46,910 --> 00:26:50,600 - This better work. - We got three chimps strapped into a $3.7 billion spaceship. 398 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,610 What could go wrong? 399 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,770 Whoa-ho-ho! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa! 400 00:26:55,850 --> 00:27:00,250 Hey, cool, a planet. And we're headed right for it. 401 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,150 Oh, my God, we're headed right for it! 402 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,890 Wake up! Wake up! You gotta land this thing! 403 00:27:08,430 --> 00:27:10,020 Okay, no need to panic. 404 00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:12,290 You're just hurtling out of a wormhole on the other side of the universe... 405 00:27:12,370 --> 00:27:14,300 at 9,000 miles an hour and no brakes! 406 00:27:14,370 --> 00:27:16,300 Pull up! Come on! 407 00:27:16,370 --> 00:27:18,530 Steering wheel! 408 00:27:20,310 --> 00:27:23,740 Please let one of these be a force field. Please, please, please! 409 00:27:25,710 --> 00:27:28,080 - Air bags deployed. - I did it! 410 00:27:28,150 --> 00:27:30,510 I am the smartest chimp in the universe! 411 00:27:30,580 --> 00:27:32,210 Whoo- 412 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,490 No-oh-oh! Aaah! 413 00:27:52,470 --> 00:27:54,170 Ow. 414 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,400 Whew. Well, that wasn't so bad. 415 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,470 Ship stabilized. 416 00:28:04,650 --> 00:28:08,110 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! Whoa! 417 00:28:12,790 --> 00:28:18,730 Reacquire signal in five, four, three, two, one. 418 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:27,440 I'm heading to Kinko's later if anybody wants me to run off their résumé. 419 00:28:27,510 --> 00:28:29,440 You lost the ship? 420 00:28:29,510 --> 00:28:32,380 It must be some sort of technical malfunction. 421 00:28:32,450 --> 00:28:34,880 Burning microwave popcorn is a technical malfunction. 422 00:28:34,950 --> 00:28:38,080 This is a billion-dollar disaster! 423 00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:40,090 3.7, to be exact. 424 00:28:40,150 --> 00:28:43,650 Look on the bright side- if they don't come back, we save five grand on cake and balloons. 425 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:47,660 We can always count on the 24-hour fail-safe restart system. 426 00:28:47,730 --> 00:28:50,160 You have 24 hours to bring back those chimps... 427 00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:52,820 or I'll cut your funding and make this space program history! 428 00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:54,960 And I mean every cent. 429 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,440 You won't even be able to afford pocket protectors. 430 00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,560 You monster! 431 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:03,410 Remember, no bucks, no Buck Rogers. 432 00:29:06,550 --> 00:29:08,670 Oh. I love Buck Rogers. 433 00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:10,680 Who is Buck Rogers? 434 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,680 They lost contact! 435 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:15,310 Comet to Luna. Come in, Luna. 436 00:29:15,390 --> 00:29:17,320 Must be solar flare interference. 437 00:29:17,390 --> 00:29:20,380 I'll hack the mainframe to filter the signal. 438 00:29:22,730 --> 00:29:26,430 Shoot, in my day we just yelled louder. 439 00:29:26,670 --> 00:29:28,500 Oh, great. 440 00:29:28,570 --> 00:29:30,330 We landed in Barstow. 441 00:29:34,710 --> 00:29:37,110 Let's see. Elephant's peanut chest. 442 00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:40,510 No, not that one. Circus mess hall. Ringmaster's Yugo. 443 00:29:40,580 --> 00:29:44,110 Houston's banana closet- Hmm. 444 00:29:49,860 --> 00:29:52,120 Whoa. 445 00:29:52,190 --> 00:29:55,160 One small step for Ham... 446 00:29:55,230 --> 00:29:58,320 one more small step for Ham... 447 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,300 and yet another small step- 448 00:30:00,370 --> 00:30:02,300 What are you doing out here? 449 00:30:02,370 --> 00:30:04,300 Whoa! 450 00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:06,170 Testing for gravity? 451 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,540 - Yeah, it works. - Who authorized you to open the hatch? 452 00:30:08,610 --> 00:30:10,080 Commander. 453 00:30:10,140 --> 00:30:12,040 Commander? 454 00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:14,640 You are a liability to this mission. 455 00:30:14,710 --> 00:30:16,650 Ha! Liability? 456 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:20,240 I was steering this crate while you and Commander Coma were sawing logs! 457 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,590 You stayed awake, and you didn't activate the landing sequence? 458 00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:25,650 - That's all you had to do. - Not true. 459 00:30:25,730 --> 00:30:27,920 I was catching up on my panicking. 460 00:30:27,990 --> 00:30:29,930 No! Don't! 461 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,360 - What? - The air could be poisonous! 462 00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:34,460 Oh, no! 463 00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:37,900 Poisonous air! 464 00:30:39,410 --> 00:30:41,340 - Lieutenant's log. - Choking. 465 00:30:41,410 --> 00:30:43,570 - Air is breathable. - Gasping. 466 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:47,910 - The temperature is normal. - Dying. 467 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:50,040 Winning daytime Emmy. 468 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:53,350 And there is no sign of intelligent life. 469 00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:55,680 Blah! 470 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,550 Look, the planet has three suns. 471 00:30:58,630 --> 00:31:00,460 Amazing. 472 00:31:00,530 --> 00:31:04,020 Just like every science fiction movie involving another planet guessed there would be. 473 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:12,400 As you all know, tomorrow is Triple Sunday! 474 00:31:12,470 --> 00:31:17,140 Our three suns will come together as one and the volcano will explode! 475 00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:20,940 And in honor of this special day, and more importantly, me... 476 00:31:21,010 --> 00:31:24,420 I'm throwing a celebration, a sort of palace-warming party. 477 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,710 - Your overlord! - What? 478 00:31:26,790 --> 00:31:29,720 - Another metal beast fell from the sky! - A metal beast? 479 00:31:29,790 --> 00:31:31,720 - Like this one? - Only bigger! 480 00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:33,950 Only bigger! Only bigger! 481 00:31:34,030 --> 00:31:36,960 - Bigger than mine? - It's not the size of the beast. 482 00:31:37,030 --> 00:31:39,970 It's what you do with it that matters, my lord. 483 00:31:40,030 --> 00:31:41,660 - Traitor! - I-I'm not a traitor! 484 00:31:41,740 --> 00:31:44,470 - Then take it back. - Uh, okay. I take it back. 485 00:31:44,540 --> 00:31:47,400 You can't take it back, now it's out there. They all heard. 486 00:31:47,470 --> 00:31:49,810 You all heard, right? 487 00:31:53,850 --> 00:31:56,440 - Oh! - Splork! 488 00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,640 - Uh, me? - Congratulations! You're the general. 489 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,190 Take a party of warriors and bring me the sky beast. 490 00:32:02,260 --> 00:32:05,820 Uh, okay, the tall guy, you with the red belly... 491 00:32:05,890 --> 00:32:09,060 guy with the pointy hat and the splotchy one at the back. 492 00:32:09,130 --> 00:32:11,290 I'm always picked last. 493 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,300 Mount up! 494 00:32:19,070 --> 00:32:22,870 Take the Fluvians! 495 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:33,380 Imagine, we're the first astronauts to ever set foot on this planet. 496 00:32:33,450 --> 00:32:35,890 These photos will be front-page news. 497 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,150 The most important images of the century! 498 00:32:38,220 --> 00:32:40,160 Can you get one of my good side? 499 00:32:40,230 --> 00:32:42,220 Oops. Forgot. I'm all good side. 500 00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:45,130 Maybe take one of me looking heroically, with my chin like this? 501 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,130 - Oh, and another one like this. - Clown. 502 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,230 Ever alert. Brooding. 503 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:52,530 Poised to strike. Candid. 504 00:32:52,610 --> 00:32:54,730 Laughing candid. 505 00:32:54,810 --> 00:32:56,740 I've been naughty. 506 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,070 Huh? Hmm. 507 00:33:01,150 --> 00:33:03,810 Wait, Luna. I wouldn't do that if I were you. 508 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,820 This is the first sign of complex life on an alien planet! 509 00:33:06,890 --> 00:33:10,250 - Astronauts gather knowledge. It's what we do. - I'd just be a little careful. 510 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,260 You? Careful? 511 00:33:12,330 --> 00:33:15,260 I'm just saying, that looks like a flower used by Piddles the Clown. 512 00:33:15,330 --> 00:33:17,520 I gotta hear this. 513 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,530 Piddles is a very cute clown... 514 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,860 who has a cute little box covered with cute little flowers. 515 00:33:22,940 --> 00:33:26,740 The kids think it's the sweetest thing they've ever seen, until- 516 00:33:26,810 --> 00:33:28,900 Boo! A giant snake pops out. 517 00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:32,430 Please. I'm a trained astronaut. I know what I'm doing. 518 00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:35,170 Trained astronaut? Space chimps are a joke. 519 00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:38,180 Is that what you think of your grandfather? 520 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:40,910 Just pick your flowers and let's get back to Earth. 521 00:33:40,990 --> 00:33:44,450 If there's no traffic in the wormhole, I can still make the 8:00 show at the circus. 522 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:48,760 - Uptight, scientific, bookworm chimp lady. - Hmm. 523 00:33:54,830 --> 00:33:58,000 - What does Piddles do next? - He usually throws a bucket of confetti on the audience... 524 00:33:58,070 --> 00:34:00,400 and then runs around smashing pies in his own face. 525 00:34:02,310 --> 00:34:04,570 I don't think that's gonna help us here. 526 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,880 My Simian Space Manual. There must be something in here about what to do. 527 00:34:07,950 --> 00:34:09,880 "Alien captures. Alien uprisings. 528 00:34:09,950 --> 00:34:12,780 - How to say no to an alien probe." - Manual override! 529 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,990 Confetti. I can't explain it. It just scares things. 530 00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:22,720 - You sure they're not scared of them? - Huh? 531 00:34:24,660 --> 00:34:28,160 I know this sounds crazy, but I think these guys are gonna be super chill. 532 00:34:28,230 --> 00:34:31,930 - Death to strangers! - Ooh, great name for a band. 533 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:36,740 Titan! Wake up! 534 00:34:36,810 --> 00:34:39,000 The sky beast is ours! 535 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,810 Quick, this way! 536 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:44,750 - But we can't leave the ship, or Titan! - Looks like they're leavin' us. 537 00:34:44,820 --> 00:34:48,510 Return to Lord Zartog! 538 00:34:48,590 --> 00:34:51,750 Titan! 539 00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:54,190 Get them! Fire! 540 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,590 You should've never left the ship! This is all your fault! 541 00:34:58,670 --> 00:35:00,290 Me? I didn't sign up for this! 542 00:35:00,370 --> 00:35:04,200 I should be in the makeup trailer, not stuck on an alien planet, saving you! 543 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:08,970 You saving me? I'm the astronaut here. You're just a P.R. stunt! 544 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:14,180 Wow, you are really sinking low. 545 00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:16,180 Yeah, well, you deserve it. 546 00:35:16,250 --> 00:35:19,010 - No. I mean you're literally getting lower. We're sinking! - Aah! 547 00:35:19,090 --> 00:35:21,110 I can't get out! 548 00:35:21,190 --> 00:35:25,720 Like we say in the circus, " The show ain't over till the bearded lady shaves her back!" 549 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:29,130 - Ew. - It's as gross as it sounds too. 550 00:35:30,060 --> 00:35:32,330 Ham! 551 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:36,230 Climb on my shoulders and grab that vine! 552 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,130 Excuse me. That's my leg. 553 00:35:42,380 --> 00:35:44,040 - They're in the swamp! - Attack! 554 00:35:44,110 --> 00:35:46,740 - Now what? - Swing, very stiff one. 555 00:35:46,810 --> 00:35:50,010 Swing like the wind! Release your inner chimp! 556 00:35:51,050 --> 00:35:53,480 Come on, Luna. Like you're on a trapeze. 557 00:35:53,550 --> 00:35:58,180 - I'm not from the circus. - Life's a circus, Luna. Only the tents get bigger. 558 00:35:58,260 --> 00:36:00,990 Fire! 559 00:36:01,060 --> 00:36:03,490 Tarzan yell! 560 00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:08,990 Ham! I can't do this! I'm gonna fall! 561 00:36:09,070 --> 00:36:13,370 - Yes, you can, Luna! You can do this! - I can't! 562 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:17,170 Use your shoulders, kick your legs, swing and let go. 563 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:20,740 Shoulders, legs, swing, let go. 564 00:36:20,810 --> 00:36:25,080 Shoulders, legs, swing, let go. 565 00:36:25,150 --> 00:36:28,210 - Nice! There you go. You're getting it! - Shoulders, legs, swing. 566 00:36:28,290 --> 00:36:30,920 - Let go! - You're gettin' it! The chimp has been released! 567 00:36:30,990 --> 00:36:34,290 Swing, let go. Hey, check this out, Ham! 568 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:37,190 Whoo! 569 00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:40,200 - No! - Whoo-hoo-hoo! 570 00:36:40,270 --> 00:36:42,560 - See? Nothing to it! - Ham! 571 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,900 Just a couple of chimps swingin' through a jungle of vines with eyes and mouths. 572 00:36:48,140 --> 00:36:49,770 Eyes and mouths! 573 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,140 Snake one, meet snake two. 574 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,480 Whoo-hoo! 575 00:36:54,550 --> 00:36:57,880 - Get them! - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 576 00:37:01,150 --> 00:37:03,450 - Ham, help! - Luna! 577 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,460 Whoo-hoo! 578 00:37:06,530 --> 00:37:08,820 It's showtime! 579 00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:10,620 Afternoon, ladies. 580 00:37:16,170 --> 00:37:18,400 - Some first date, huh? - This is not a date. 581 00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:21,910 Oh, yes, it is. And I really hope to see you again. 582 00:37:21,970 --> 00:37:24,270 Because we're about to... fall! 583 00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:26,940 Ham, what do we do now? 584 00:37:27,010 --> 00:37:28,910 Aim for the soft patch. 585 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:33,420 Spread your arms wide. Chin down. Thumbs in. 586 00:37:33,490 --> 00:37:35,680 - I hope you know what you're doing. - Are you kidding me? 587 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,950 I do this every day of the week. 588 00:37:38,020 --> 00:37:39,860 Except Monday. That's my me day. 589 00:37:40,690 --> 00:37:42,720 Ham? 590 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,420 Luna, chin down. 591 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:47,330 Ham! 592 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,770 Whoo! 593 00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,780 Ham? 594 00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,870 Ham? You're okay, right? 595 00:37:58,950 --> 00:38:01,280 Ham, get up. 596 00:38:01,350 --> 00:38:03,610 Come on, Ham. 597 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:06,780 I'm sorry I was rough on you. 598 00:38:06,850 --> 00:38:11,520 Sure, you were irresponsible, dangerous and undisciplined... 599 00:38:11,590 --> 00:38:13,680 but you saved my life. 600 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:18,560 And you were kind of funny in an unbelievably annoying way. And you were- 601 00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:20,570 - Cute? - No. 602 00:38:20,630 --> 00:38:22,190 - Handsome? - No. 603 00:38:22,270 --> 00:38:24,290 Like Brad Pitt, but way shorter and more hairy? 604 00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:25,700 What? 605 00:38:25,910 --> 00:38:27,570 Luna, do you copy? 606 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,070 - Let me just say one thing. - Luna's alive. 607 00:38:30,140 --> 00:38:33,870 You are the most annoying, obnoxious, self-centered creature I have ever met. 608 00:38:33,950 --> 00:38:36,880 - Ham's alive. - Luna? Ham? Do you read me? Come in. 609 00:38:36,950 --> 00:38:38,880 You're an embarrassment. 610 00:38:38,950 --> 00:38:41,180 We can hear them, but they can't hear us. 611 00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:43,590 We'll need to calibrate the Gregorian array... 612 00:38:43,660 --> 00:38:46,090 replace the helix mirror and cross-feed the surrounding shroud. 613 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:49,150 The only word I understood was "feed." 614 00:38:49,230 --> 00:38:52,720 Mission log. We are stranded on a hostile alien planet. 615 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,730 Commander Titan has been kidnapped. 616 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,730 - And we're falling in love! - No, we're not! 617 00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,400 Ignore that last part. Delete! Delete! 618 00:38:59,470 --> 00:39:02,340 - Kidnapped? - Stranded? We gotta get movin', kid. 619 00:39:02,410 --> 00:39:04,810 We've lost our ship and have only 22 hours... 620 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,850 before the automatic pilot engages and we're stuck here forever. 621 00:39:07,910 --> 00:39:09,850 Whoa. What? What do you mean, "stuck"? 622 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,880 The ship has a safety program to automatically fly back to Earth 24 hours after we land. 623 00:39:13,950 --> 00:39:15,890 It was in your manual. 624 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:20,590 Was that before or after the chapter on the fleet of rescue ships they'll send to save us? 625 00:39:20,660 --> 00:39:23,960 - Ham, we got one chance of getting home. - I've had worse odds than that. 626 00:39:24,030 --> 00:39:26,020 Let's get moving. 627 00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:39,380 Behold Sky Beast Two, the sequel! 628 00:39:39,450 --> 00:39:40,970 Yes! 629 00:39:41,050 --> 00:39:42,540 Greetings, aliens! 630 00:39:44,620 --> 00:39:47,310 Don't worry. You didn't wake me. 631 00:39:47,390 --> 00:39:49,450 I needed to get up. 632 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,460 I am Commander Titan. 633 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,550 I have traveled through space in search of knowledge... 634 00:39:54,630 --> 00:39:56,560 to explore the outer reaches of the universe... 635 00:39:56,630 --> 00:39:59,830 make first contact with aliens like yourselves... 636 00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:04,230 seal you in Mylar wrap and take you to my home planet to be dissected. 637 00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:06,640 - Dissected? - Oh, you know. 638 00:40:06,710 --> 00:40:10,900 We lay you down on some nice wax paper, slice you open with a butter knife. 639 00:40:10,980 --> 00:40:11,970 Oh? 640 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,040 But first, you'll need to form a line... 641 00:40:14,110 --> 00:40:17,340 so that I can label and catalog you. 642 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,420 Organism one, organism two- 643 00:40:21,490 --> 00:40:23,460 Organism three. 644 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,750 I am Lord Zartog, ruler of the planet Malgor. 645 00:40:26,830 --> 00:40:29,800 Zartog, eh? Your parents named you that? 646 00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:32,090 'Cause you are different. 647 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,530 I like you. Is that, uh, with one "G" or two? 648 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,760 - I'll take that as a one. 649 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,900 - Organism four, organism five. - Ow! 650 00:40:42,980 --> 00:40:46,040 Ah, there's- There's a lot of you. Whoa. 651 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,550 Whoa there, mister. That's space agency property. 652 00:40:48,610 --> 00:40:53,180 You're in direct violation of interstellar protocol. 653 00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:57,480 But, if you cooperate with me, I will ask the tribunal to go easy on you. 654 00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:01,120 Cooperate with you? I'm going to destroy you. 655 00:41:01,190 --> 00:41:04,390 I appreciate your honesty. You're a good man, "Zartig." 656 00:41:04,460 --> 00:41:06,330 And a worthy adversary. 657 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,960 - Be proud. - Prepare to be frozen forever. 658 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:14,740 Ha! You don't even know how to use the reticulating micromovement device. 659 00:41:14,810 --> 00:41:17,830 Even a first-year cadet knows how to do that. 660 00:41:20,950 --> 00:41:24,250 Hmm. Will you show me the secrets of the beast? 661 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,310 Negativo. You're not trained. You're not qualified. 662 00:41:27,390 --> 00:41:29,320 You're not even insured. 663 00:41:29,390 --> 00:41:32,320 Please? I'll do anything. 664 00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:34,590 You could help me find my crew. 665 00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:38,990 - There are more? - Two others. We, uh, lost them in Gunglevik Jungle. 666 00:41:39,070 --> 00:41:41,330 What kind of idiot would go in there? 667 00:41:42,030 --> 00:41:43,400 Ham. 668 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:53,570 You gotta admit. Being on a weird alien planet is almost cool. 669 00:41:53,650 --> 00:41:57,340 All my life, I dreamed of being a real astronaut, just like your grandfather. 670 00:41:57,420 --> 00:42:01,350 - And here I am. - Real astronauts? Wake up, Luna. 671 00:42:01,420 --> 00:42:04,050 The only reason we're here is to see if we explode in space. 672 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,720 You're wrong. We are real astronauts. 673 00:42:06,790 --> 00:42:08,120 - Whoa. - Ham. 674 00:42:08,190 --> 00:42:11,190 Which one of us lost our flashlight... that moves... 675 00:42:11,260 --> 00:42:14,860 really fast behind rocks and has a head? 676 00:42:14,930 --> 00:42:17,200 Cool. 677 00:42:17,270 --> 00:42:19,400 Please, I mean you no harm. 678 00:42:19,470 --> 00:42:21,770 Hi. I'm Lieutenant Luna. 679 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,640 M-My name is Killawallawizzaseywhoha. 680 00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:26,580 Oh, great. It's drunk. 681 00:42:26,650 --> 00:42:30,240 I'm the last free Luzian from the village of Killawallawazoowahooweewee. 682 00:42:31,950 --> 00:42:33,890 We come from Earth. 683 00:42:33,950 --> 00:42:37,220 You know, Earth- iTunes, greenhouse gases... 684 00:42:37,290 --> 00:42:40,690 David Beckham. 685 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,990 Whoa. What's up with the glow-in-the-dark brain case? 686 00:42:44,060 --> 00:42:46,160 My head lights up when I'm scared. 687 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:49,030 You don't need to be scared of us. We're your friends. 688 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:52,000 Friends. 689 00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:01,540 Are you alone? 690 00:43:01,610 --> 00:43:05,980 Yes. My village was imprisoned by Zartog and his sky beast. 691 00:43:06,050 --> 00:43:09,850 Its metal claws gave him the power to enslave the planet. 692 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,860 Metal claws. The rover! We, too, came from the stars. 693 00:43:13,930 --> 00:43:15,790 Yes. I saw you crash. 694 00:43:15,860 --> 00:43:18,560 You saw that? That was me! 695 00:43:18,630 --> 00:43:21,290 - What? - Do you know where our ship is? 696 00:43:21,370 --> 00:43:23,460 - At Zartog's palace. - Can you lead us there? 697 00:43:23,540 --> 00:43:27,500 - Don't worry. We'll protect you, Killawallazallawallakillazella. 698 00:43:27,570 --> 00:43:30,770 Oh, let's just call her Kilowatt, or we'll be here all day. 699 00:43:32,910 --> 00:43:35,780 - Or night. - We will set off in the morning. 700 00:43:35,850 --> 00:43:38,870 The journey is perilous. We must cross through the- 701 00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:42,150 The Valley of Very Bad Things. 702 00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:46,420 It is a land of untold danger, agony and torture... 703 00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:48,860 not to mention avian urk flu, death spouts... 704 00:43:48,930 --> 00:43:52,490 mad florg disease, the Cave of the Flesh-Devouring Beast... 705 00:43:52,570 --> 00:43:56,560 and the Dark Cloud of Id from which no one escapes unchanged! 706 00:43:58,670 --> 00:44:01,070 Sleep. You'll need your rest. 707 00:44:04,810 --> 00:44:09,040 I could use a little shut-eye. 708 00:44:09,110 --> 00:44:11,840 Stay on your side of the planet. 709 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:16,080 You Earthlings have a funny way of showing love. 710 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,990 We do, don't we? 711 00:44:19,060 --> 00:44:20,990 Night, honey. 712 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,860 Up wake, up wake. 713 00:44:26,930 --> 00:44:30,870 - Well, that was refreshing. We were asleep for, like- - Five seconds. 714 00:44:30,940 --> 00:44:34,570 Yep. Just one of the benefits of living on a planet with three suns. 715 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:38,080 Huh. Follow me. 716 00:44:38,140 --> 00:44:41,940 Listen and learn, "Zelig." 717 00:44:42,010 --> 00:44:47,880 The P.R. 5-13I is a high-performance, all-purpose space exploration vehicle. 718 00:44:47,950 --> 00:44:49,850 Rough, rugged and ready... 719 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:54,520 the engineers have outfitted her with defense systems for every situation. 720 00:44:54,590 --> 00:44:59,050 - And the 60 million kilowatt internal nuclear power plant... 721 00:44:59,130 --> 00:45:04,360 guarantees she's always got enough juice to get the tough jobs done. 722 00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:11,170 - Ready to take her for a spin? - Yes! My thoughts exactly. 723 00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:12,730 Whoa! 724 00:45:19,890 --> 00:45:22,480 Oh, the waiting is just mind-numbing. 725 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,290 Well, I really need a Snicker's bar. I don't know about you. 726 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,260 I'm allergic to peanuts. 727 00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:37,930 Wow. This is even better than circus peanuts. 728 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,030 I still can't believe the grandson of the great Ham is a clown. 729 00:45:41,110 --> 00:45:44,560 - Hey, I like what I do. - Don't you wanna be a hero? 730 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,700 You mean like a sandwich? 731 00:45:49,210 --> 00:45:51,840 I wish I could have welcomed you with fruit from our village... 732 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,440 but Zartog had it all destroyed. 733 00:45:55,990 --> 00:45:57,920 We're sorry, Kilowatt. 734 00:45:57,990 --> 00:46:00,460 Why would you build a machine like that? 735 00:46:00,530 --> 00:46:03,190 - We didn't. The humans did. - What are humans? 736 00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:06,820 They're like us. Well, 99.9% like us. 737 00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:09,490 But it's the.01 that makes them own everything. 738 00:46:09,570 --> 00:46:11,430 - Don't! - But they're big gumdrops. 739 00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:15,340 That is not food. That is a glophopper. 740 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:30,120 Guys, is it just me, or is that a really handsome pile of glophoppers? 741 00:46:32,090 --> 00:46:34,030 Hmm. Hey, check this out. 742 00:46:53,650 --> 00:46:56,640 Whoo! 743 00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:58,680 Why any life-form would want to mimic you... 744 00:46:58,750 --> 00:47:01,520 is one of the unsolved mysteries of the universe. 745 00:47:01,590 --> 00:47:05,080 - Come on. Bust out the scissors. This rug ain't gonna cut itself. - Ham. 746 00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:07,350 I've never danced before. 747 00:47:07,430 --> 00:47:09,390 Oh, okay. So we'll take baby steps. 748 00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:12,520 Gimme your arm. 749 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:16,560 There you go. Not too shabby. You're a natural. 750 00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,430 I am? Really? 751 00:47:19,510 --> 00:47:21,670 Are you kiddin' me? Absolutely. 752 00:47:21,740 --> 00:47:24,370 Whee! 753 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,910 I am poppin' as well as lockin'. 754 00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:32,750 Now the bus stop, robot, King Tut- Rump dart. 755 00:47:32,820 --> 00:47:35,340 Fluvians! Run for it. 756 00:47:38,390 --> 00:47:40,260 Ham, we can't outrun them! 757 00:47:40,330 --> 00:47:43,920 Man, I love these dudes. Come on! 758 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,060 They don't call me the "Hamster" for nothing. 759 00:47:47,130 --> 00:47:50,690 You know, 'cause, like, my name is Ham and I'm running in a wheel. 760 00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:56,140 - Never mind. - Ah! Whoa! Ow! Ow! Ahh. 761 00:47:58,180 --> 00:48:00,940 Get 'em! 762 00:48:01,010 --> 00:48:04,880 Oh, no! Pull up! Pull up! 763 00:48:04,950 --> 00:48:06,880 Yes! 764 00:48:06,950 --> 00:48:09,890 Whoa! 765 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,390 Ow! 766 00:48:12,460 --> 00:48:14,120 We really gotta work on stopping. 767 00:48:14,330 --> 00:48:18,960 No, no, wait. Don't leave, gumdrop people. Your stopping skills are great! 768 00:48:19,030 --> 00:48:22,260 They are afraid. It is the Cave of the Flesh-Devouring Beast. 769 00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,670 What is with this planet? 770 00:48:26,740 --> 00:48:29,330 Would it kill you to have a Cave of Cute Little Kittens? 771 00:48:29,410 --> 00:48:31,810 Ham, we got to finish this mission. 772 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,900 We only have 12 hours till the ship takes off. 773 00:48:33,980 --> 00:48:37,070 Through the cave is the only way to your ship. 774 00:48:37,150 --> 00:48:39,170 Run! 775 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:43,020 Hurry, Luna! 776 00:48:48,890 --> 00:48:53,160 I want this party to be remembered forever. 777 00:48:53,230 --> 00:48:55,930 Beyond anything Malgor has ever seen. 778 00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:00,440 You'll need streamers. Nothin' screams "festive" like streamers. 779 00:49:00,510 --> 00:49:04,640 I love 'em. Oh, and, uh, some, uh, goody bags for when your guests leave. 780 00:49:04,710 --> 00:49:09,040 It's a fun, simple way to say, "Thanks for comin'." 781 00:49:09,110 --> 00:49:11,510 Splork, grab a pad. 782 00:49:11,580 --> 00:49:13,950 - Uh- - Maybe we'll get lucky... 783 00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:17,350 and this beast will only devour our flesh with his eyes. 784 00:49:17,420 --> 00:49:19,450 Ham? 785 00:49:19,530 --> 00:49:21,550 Or not! 786 00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:28,490 Ooh! We have to find the exit. 787 00:49:28,570 --> 00:49:30,330 - Aah! Ham! - Luna! 788 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,370 Help! Aah! 789 00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:37,340 - This way! It's too narrow for him to get through! 790 00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:43,410 - Help! - Faster! It's gaining on us! 791 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,380 Oh! Whoa! 792 00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,080 Dead end! Oh, no! 793 00:49:48,150 --> 00:49:49,880 Come on! 794 00:49:52,790 --> 00:49:54,380 - Aah! - Whoa. 795 00:49:56,830 --> 00:49:58,890 - Kilowatt, turn yourself off! - Cannot. Too scared. 796 00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,760 But if we can't get out of here, we're dead! 797 00:50:01,830 --> 00:50:04,530 - That is not helping. - Okay, here's a trick. 798 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:06,570 To control your fear, imagine what you're most afraid of... 799 00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:08,570 and then imagine overcoming it. 800 00:50:13,110 --> 00:50:16,270 - Quick, Ham! It's breaking free! - Come on. You can do it, Kilowatt. 801 00:50:17,420 --> 00:50:20,210 - Be brave. - Okay. Control your fear. 802 00:50:20,290 --> 00:50:22,780 Control your fear. Control your fear. 803 00:50:22,860 --> 00:50:24,790 Control your fear. Control your fear. 804 00:50:24,860 --> 00:50:26,850 Control your fear. Control your fear. 805 00:50:26,930 --> 00:50:28,290 Control your fear. 806 00:50:31,030 --> 00:50:34,120 Wow. It works. 807 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,260 The exit! 808 00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:43,170 Let's go! 809 00:50:48,780 --> 00:50:51,940 - It's blocking the way out. - We're trapped. 810 00:50:52,020 --> 00:50:56,950 I have been scared my entire life, but you showed me how to control it. 811 00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:58,960 Kilowatt, no! What are you doing? 812 00:50:59,020 --> 00:51:00,990 - What I must. - Kilowatt. 813 00:51:11,740 --> 00:51:15,100 If you swallow me, I will only grow stronger. 814 00:51:17,180 --> 00:51:20,580 - Kilowatt! No! - Ham! Hurry. 815 00:51:20,650 --> 00:51:24,100 Why did she do that? 816 00:51:24,180 --> 00:51:26,880 Oh, so stupid... and brave. 817 00:51:26,950 --> 00:51:29,890 That was the bravest thing I've ever seen. 818 00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,550 - Whoa. Where are we? - Whoa. 819 00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:37,890 This must be the Dark Cloud of Id. 820 00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:43,930 Oh, it's making me feel weird... and depressed. 821 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:48,530 I shouldn't even be here. I'm just a low-rent circus chimp. 822 00:51:48,610 --> 00:51:51,970 - How does that make you feel? - Like a stupid pet trick. 823 00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,100 Which is all I am- a joke! 824 00:51:54,180 --> 00:51:57,410 I could be replaced by a cannonball. 825 00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:02,110 Oh, man. Delirium, cryin', sobbin'. They're runnin' out of oxygen! 826 00:52:02,190 --> 00:52:05,320 - Come on, sport. Gotta get through. - I'm almost there. 827 00:52:06,890 --> 00:52:09,860 I'm not even a good chimp. I've never once said thank you to Houston. 828 00:52:09,930 --> 00:52:13,390 - He's like a father to me. - Oh, Ham. 829 00:52:13,470 --> 00:52:17,600 All my life I've been living in my famous grandpa's shadow. 830 00:52:17,670 --> 00:52:20,570 How does that make you feel? 831 00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:24,400 You know what it's like to live in a shadow? 832 00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,970 It's cold. I knew I could never become a hero... 833 00:52:28,050 --> 00:52:31,540 so I became a clown. 834 00:52:31,620 --> 00:52:35,420 I think you've had a breakthrough. I'm afraid your time is up. 835 00:52:38,460 --> 00:52:40,390 Here goes. 836 00:52:40,460 --> 00:52:42,520 With this much power, they'll hear us for sure. 837 00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:50,160 Oh, Lord. 838 00:52:51,770 --> 00:52:56,730 - Ham- - You know all that back there, it was just the cloud talking. So- 839 00:52:56,810 --> 00:53:00,570 It's okay. Sometimes the conflict between the superego and the id... 840 00:53:00,650 --> 00:53:04,010 can cast a long shadow in the soul. 841 00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:06,570 I have no idea what you just said. 842 00:53:06,650 --> 00:53:09,750 I'm gonna walk this way now. 843 00:53:11,220 --> 00:53:14,160 Pathetic groveling slaves of Malgor... 844 00:53:14,230 --> 00:53:18,190 welcome to Triple Sunday! 845 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:24,360 Soon the suns will align and the volcano will explode. 846 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:28,070 And a lot of you are not going to live. 847 00:53:28,140 --> 00:53:30,700 Ahem! That's your cue. 848 00:53:32,810 --> 00:53:36,110 # Do you wanna rock Do you wanna rock # 849 00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:39,210 # Do you wanna rock right now # 850 00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:42,780 Now we party my way. 851 00:53:42,850 --> 00:53:48,220 # Do you wanna rock Do you wanna rock right now ## Yeah! 852 00:53:48,290 --> 00:53:50,320 Dance or dunk. 853 00:53:54,070 --> 00:53:56,000 - You. - Who? 854 00:53:56,070 --> 00:53:57,330 - You're not dancing. - Yes, I am. 855 00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,130 - No, that's more of a shuffle. - Nope, a dance. 856 00:54:00,210 --> 00:54:01,470 - Shuffle! - Dance! 857 00:54:01,540 --> 00:54:04,300 Shuffle! 858 00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,950 - Shuffle. - Okay. Shuffle. 859 00:54:10,020 --> 00:54:11,850 Whoa. 860 00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:15,220 That's like the second biggest evil lair I've ever seen. 861 00:54:15,290 --> 00:54:17,410 And I've seen two. 862 00:54:17,490 --> 00:54:20,190 Hey, there's the ship. And there's the rover! 863 00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:23,630 Now it is my thrill to present the main attraction. 864 00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:26,600 The monkey who showed me the way. 865 00:54:26,670 --> 00:54:31,000 Here's Titan! 866 00:54:32,740 --> 00:54:35,870 - Oh, my gosh. Titan! - Oh, my gosh. And he's not asleep. 867 00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:39,780 Oh, if we just had our rocket packs, we could rescue Titan from the air. 868 00:54:41,850 --> 00:54:45,180 - Are you thinking what I'm thinking? - Uh, we're not paid to think. 869 00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:47,880 As a matter of fact, we're not paid at all. Think about that! 870 00:54:47,950 --> 00:54:50,850 Uh, wait. Chimps don't leave chimps behind. 871 00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,860 Luna. 872 00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,090 I hear ya. I hear ya. I do. 873 00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:57,320 But here's what I have to say about it. 874 00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,560 Let's leave him. 875 00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:02,530 - Ham. - Fine. We'll save him. 876 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:06,200 Begin torturously slow dunking mechanism. 877 00:55:06,270 --> 00:55:10,570 Uh, "Zartig," now that I've gotten to know you, you seem like a reasonable alien... 878 00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:14,310 which is why I'm willing to offer you a plea bargain. 879 00:55:14,380 --> 00:55:15,850 No. 880 00:55:15,910 --> 00:55:17,310 - Let's go. - Whoa. 881 00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:22,350 Here we go, ladies. 882 00:55:22,420 --> 00:55:27,920 Sure, go ahead. Dunk me. Now you'll never learn how to use the 3-D radar. 883 00:55:27,990 --> 00:55:33,190 - Huh? 3-D radar? - Yeah, oh. Whoa! That's right. 3-D radar. 884 00:55:33,270 --> 00:55:35,860 - Luna, follow me. - Roger that. 885 00:55:35,930 --> 00:55:38,530 Who's Roger? Is it serious? 886 00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:41,370 Tell me, tell me, tell me, please. 887 00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:45,900 Flip the bar with the star. 888 00:55:45,980 --> 00:55:49,410 Not too far to start the radar. 889 00:55:50,780 --> 00:55:52,750 You take the left. I'll take the right. 890 00:55:52,820 --> 00:55:55,620 Alert. Chimpanzees incoming. 891 00:55:55,690 --> 00:55:58,920 - What? - Yee-hoo! 892 00:55:58,990 --> 00:56:01,520 Fire away! 893 00:56:09,370 --> 00:56:11,800 Luna! Nice. 894 00:56:11,870 --> 00:56:14,270 Now let's get back to the ship... 895 00:56:14,340 --> 00:56:18,240 - so I can save you guys and pilot us home. - Whoo-hoo! 896 00:56:23,150 --> 00:56:27,110 - Where did those chimps go? - They escaped! 897 00:56:27,190 --> 00:56:30,420 Traitor. 898 00:56:35,130 --> 00:56:37,960 Commander, launch control is unresponsive. 899 00:56:38,030 --> 00:56:39,390 Check diagnostics. 900 00:56:39,460 --> 00:56:44,270 - Huh? - Nothing but bells and whistles. 901 00:56:44,340 --> 00:56:48,000 But why did they teach us all that stuff if the controls weren't even hooked up? 902 00:56:48,070 --> 00:56:50,630 I told you guys. This whole thing was a sham. 903 00:56:50,710 --> 00:56:53,840 They wanted to see if our brains still worked after going through a wormhole. 904 00:56:53,910 --> 00:56:57,780 - We're Spam in a can. - And we weren't even supposed to open the can. 905 00:56:57,850 --> 00:56:59,980 Sorry, Luna, but we're nothin' more than guinea pigs. 906 00:57:00,050 --> 00:57:03,080 Actually, the guinea pigs are on the Mars mission. 907 00:57:03,150 --> 00:57:05,520 Whee! 908 00:57:05,590 --> 00:57:08,290 The ship was on autopilot the whole time. 909 00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:12,060 We were never really flying it. We were never really astronauts. 910 00:57:12,130 --> 00:57:15,260 - You were right all along. - I didn't want to be right. 911 00:57:15,330 --> 00:57:17,960 Besides, that's what humans think of us, not what we should think. 912 00:57:20,770 --> 00:57:24,170 Why wasn't I born a rabbit or a squirrel or an art history major? 913 00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:26,610 Nobody expects great things from them. 914 00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:29,610 Three minutes to liftoff. 915 00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:32,550 Well, at least we're safe and goin' home. 916 00:57:32,620 --> 00:57:34,280 1,600 crunches a day... 917 00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,350 500 push-ups with each arm- 918 00:57:37,420 --> 00:57:40,690 All that training for what? 919 00:57:47,370 --> 00:57:49,360 I can't go. 920 00:57:49,430 --> 00:57:51,230 - What? - I know we didn't build the probe. 921 00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:53,860 But it came from Earth. We did this to them. 922 00:57:53,940 --> 00:57:57,000 I can't run away. We owe it to Kilowatt and this planet. 923 00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:00,410 I took an oath to return this ship to Earth, and that's what I'm gonna do. 924 00:58:05,250 --> 00:58:08,150 - Ham's right. - Huh? - Huh? 925 00:58:08,220 --> 00:58:11,850 I'd rather be a hero here on Malgor than a space chump back on Earth. 926 00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:14,650 Lieutenant Luna. This is an order. 927 00:58:22,100 --> 00:58:25,040 - There goes our ride. - And Titan. 928 00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:27,330 Commander! 929 00:58:27,410 --> 00:58:30,930 - What about your oath? - Chimps don't leave chimps behind. 930 00:58:31,010 --> 00:58:33,380 You, sir, are gonna make me cry. 931 00:58:33,450 --> 00:58:35,380 Ham, we need a plan. 932 00:58:35,450 --> 00:58:38,810 The commander of the mission comes up with the plan. 933 00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,010 And your plan is? 934 00:58:41,090 --> 00:58:43,520 Well, the plan. Yes, the plan, of course. 935 00:58:43,590 --> 00:58:47,750 Since I'm the commander of the plan, whatever plan is my plan. 936 00:58:47,830 --> 00:58:50,120 It's not your plan. It's not Ham's- 937 00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:51,320 - Titan! - Whoa! Whoa! 938 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,060 It's party time. 939 00:59:01,540 --> 00:59:04,910 We have contact. The ship has exited the wormhole. 940 00:59:04,980 --> 00:59:06,970 Touchdown in 15 seconds. 941 00:59:07,050 --> 00:59:10,950 Okay, here we go. History in the making, boys. Roll those cameras. 942 00:59:16,860 --> 00:59:19,090 What the- 943 00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:37,800 - Whoa. - Oh, no. 944 00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:41,110 I'm afraid the chimpanzees did not make it. 945 00:59:41,180 --> 00:59:43,110 You think? 946 00:59:43,180 --> 00:59:45,950 That's it. Mission canceled. Space program's done. 947 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:48,980 Oh, no. They're gonna be stuck up there. 948 00:59:49,050 --> 00:59:53,420 As of tomorrow, this entire agency will be recommissioned into something useful... 949 00:59:53,490 --> 00:59:57,930 like one of those places where you design and paint and bake your own plates! 950 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,930 He does have a point. That is useful. 951 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,690 What about the two chimps still here? 952 01:00:02,770 --> 01:00:06,330 Two chimps, two words. "Animal testing." 953 01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:09,530 - We have to get to mission control. - We're their only chance. 954 01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,100 Follow me. 955 01:00:13,180 --> 01:00:16,340 - Hold on. - Cool. 956 01:00:16,410 --> 01:00:19,850 For a 20th-century chimp, you're moving pretty quickly into the 21 st century. 957 01:00:22,750 --> 01:00:24,690 Yee-haw! 958 01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:27,780 Whoa. 959 01:00:29,590 --> 01:00:32,120 I may be old, but I'm aerodynamic. 960 01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,190 - Whoo-hoo! - Whoa. 961 01:00:34,270 --> 01:00:36,890 You're gonna have to keep up, son. Whoo-hoo. 962 01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:50,680 - Great plan. - At last. Prepare to be dunked! 963 01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:52,980 - Lieutenant Luna. - Yes, Commander? 964 01:00:53,050 --> 01:00:55,140 You should have asked Ham to come up with the plan. 965 01:00:55,220 --> 01:00:59,590 Three chimps, three coats. Which one first? 966 01:00:59,660 --> 01:01:01,420 Is it you? 967 01:01:02,430 --> 01:01:03,660 - The big one? - What? 968 01:01:03,730 --> 01:01:06,860 Or will it be you, the adorable one? 969 01:01:06,930 --> 01:01:10,390 Or all three at once? 970 01:01:10,470 --> 01:01:12,990 Well, as commander, the least I can do is make sure... 971 01:01:13,070 --> 01:01:15,630 "Zelbaum" here doesn't dunk you guys. 972 01:01:15,710 --> 01:01:19,510 How would you do that? 973 01:01:19,580 --> 01:01:24,340 Because I will teach you the rover's secret to universal domination. 974 01:01:24,420 --> 01:01:28,350 - Huh? - The entire universe? That's big, right? 975 01:01:28,420 --> 01:01:31,050 - But first, let my crew go. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? 976 01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:32,850 Tell me. 977 01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:34,190 - No, don't. - Titan, don't! 978 01:01:34,260 --> 01:01:36,250 - Tell me, tell me, please. - What's he doing? 979 01:01:36,330 --> 01:01:38,730 Please tell me. Tell it to me. Tell me please. I'll let you live. 980 01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:42,960 So, to dominate the universe, hit the yellow button first. 981 01:01:43,030 --> 01:01:46,300 Turn the blue knob and then the green. 982 01:01:47,340 --> 01:01:50,870 Then pull the lever in reverse. 983 01:01:50,940 --> 01:01:53,310 - Oh, this one? - That's right. 984 01:01:55,950 --> 01:01:57,470 Wait. 985 01:01:57,550 --> 01:02:01,750 - Wow. You really are stupid. - Yeah. 986 01:02:01,820 --> 01:02:03,250 And a really bad poet. 987 01:02:08,890 --> 01:02:12,060 Oops. Did I say "reverse?" 988 01:02:12,130 --> 01:02:13,960 Crudlar. 989 01:02:14,030 --> 01:02:16,160 That was a joke. 990 01:02:16,230 --> 01:02:17,720 Traitor! 991 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:23,600 Whoo! 992 01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:24,660 - Huh? - Huh? 993 01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:26,770 Wowzers. 994 01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:28,780 - Kilowatt! But how? - Kilowatt, you're alive. 995 01:02:28,850 --> 01:02:31,110 We saw the Flesh-Devouring Beast swallow you. 996 01:02:31,180 --> 01:02:34,950 He-He's not big on chewing. 997 01:02:35,020 --> 01:02:37,320 - But how did you get out? - Um- 998 01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:43,660 Don't make me go there. 999 01:02:43,730 --> 01:02:45,790 - Ew. - What? 1000 01:02:45,860 --> 01:02:47,850 You guys need a hand? 1001 01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:52,300 Does anybody want the "Zelik"statue? 1002 01:02:52,370 --> 01:02:54,300 'Cause I'll take it. 1003 01:02:59,610 --> 01:03:02,600 You have liberated us from the bonds of slavery. 1004 01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:06,450 We are eternally grateful. We owe you our lives. 1005 01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:08,310 - We came. - We crashed. 1006 01:03:08,390 --> 01:03:10,180 W-We kicked his butt! 1007 01:03:11,820 --> 01:03:14,850 What? Why'd you have to bring his butt into it? 1008 01:03:14,930 --> 01:03:18,360 - It's a sayin'. That's how it goes. - No, that is not how it goes. 1009 01:03:18,430 --> 01:03:22,060 I'm, like, 99% sure that's how it goes. 1010 01:03:22,130 --> 01:03:25,230 You Earthlings have a funny way of showing love. 1011 01:03:25,300 --> 01:03:27,290 Luna? Do you read me? 1012 01:03:27,370 --> 01:03:29,400 Hey, Luna, is that a banana in your pocket? 1013 01:03:29,470 --> 01:03:31,640 Would you evolve? 1014 01:03:31,710 --> 01:03:33,510 - Sorry. - Comet to Luna. 1015 01:03:33,580 --> 01:03:34,640 - Comet? - Luna. 1016 01:03:34,710 --> 01:03:36,700 Comet. Oh, thank heavens. 1017 01:03:36,780 --> 01:03:39,480 - You'll never believe what's happening. - We've heard everything. 1018 01:03:39,550 --> 01:03:42,490 - We've been able to hear you the whole time. - The whole time? 1019 01:03:42,550 --> 01:03:45,080 Yep. The whole time, son. 1020 01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:47,950 I'm sorry I kept pushin' you to live up to your legacy. 1021 01:03:48,030 --> 01:03:51,050 It's okay, Houston. Maybe it's time I do. 1022 01:03:51,130 --> 01:03:53,260 - What's your status? - Single. 1023 01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:56,060 - But there's someone I've got my eye on. - Oh. 1024 01:03:56,130 --> 01:03:58,600 It's Luna, in case you were wondering. 1025 01:03:58,670 --> 01:04:00,700 Oh, wait. Are we talking about the mission status here? 1026 01:04:00,770 --> 01:04:02,330 Yeah. 1027 01:04:02,410 --> 01:04:04,900 Ah, well, everything's okay, but we have no way to leave. 1028 01:04:04,980 --> 01:04:09,440 - You still got the probe. - The probe? It wasn't designed to return to Earth. 1029 01:04:09,510 --> 01:04:11,070 We'll just have to "chimprovise." 1030 01:04:11,150 --> 01:04:13,170 You know, I kinda missed your stupid puns. 1031 01:04:13,250 --> 01:04:15,190 - Thank you. - Titan's right. 1032 01:04:15,250 --> 01:04:17,740 - You'll need a complete redesign. - How do we do that? 1033 01:04:17,820 --> 01:04:20,120 Uh, let me put you on with Comet. 1034 01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:23,720 First, we'll need to re-engineer the aerodynamic skeletal structure. 1035 01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:26,700 - Got it. Let me put ya on with Luna. - Go ahead, Comet. 1036 01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:29,290 - Second, you'll need thrust. - Huh. 1037 01:04:29,370 --> 01:04:31,630 We'd need at least 7.7 million pounds of thrust... 1038 01:04:31,700 --> 01:04:34,170 to reach the velocity to escape the planet's gravity. 1039 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:38,570 We'd never get that kind of thrust without a two-stage rocket. It can't be done. 1040 01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:42,770 Even if we could build a ship, it'd never get off this planet. 1041 01:04:44,350 --> 01:04:45,910 Ham? 1042 01:04:47,220 --> 01:04:49,380 If you can shoot a chimp out of a cannon... 1043 01:04:49,450 --> 01:04:51,720 you can shoot a ship out of a volcano. 1044 01:04:51,790 --> 01:04:55,190 Of course! Geothermal energy. 1045 01:04:55,260 --> 01:04:57,250 We don't have much time. 1046 01:04:57,330 --> 01:04:59,890 Kilowatt, we're gonna need some help if we're ever gonna get home. 1047 01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:01,900 Planet Malgor at your service. 1048 01:05:01,970 --> 01:05:04,830 Let's chimp this ride. 1049 01:05:04,900 --> 01:05:08,670 I know I said I missed the puns, but that was just unacceptable. 1050 01:05:14,210 --> 01:05:16,610 Standing by. Awaiting instructions. 1051 01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:18,270 I need duct tape, and I need it now. 1052 01:05:18,350 --> 01:05:21,410 Yeah, over there. Right. That's good. 1053 01:05:24,060 --> 01:05:26,180 We have to move fast. 1054 01:05:29,730 --> 01:05:32,920 Load up those pipes! Seal 'em up, fellas! 1055 01:06:18,540 --> 01:06:21,540 Kilowatt, we'll never forget you. 1056 01:06:21,610 --> 01:06:24,310 Aw, I won't either. 1057 01:06:24,380 --> 01:06:26,910 Well, she won't win any beauty contests, but she'll fly. 1058 01:06:26,980 --> 01:06:28,510 - Probably. - Maybe. 1059 01:06:28,590 --> 01:06:30,380 Hopefully. 1060 01:06:30,450 --> 01:06:33,010 Eh, let's not over analyze it. 1061 01:06:33,090 --> 01:06:35,080 The suns are aligning. You must hurry. 1062 01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:36,590 The volcano is about to erupt. 1063 01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:39,260 Oh, no. What about reentry? 1064 01:06:39,330 --> 01:06:41,730 - You're going to need a nose cone. - Nose cone? 1065 01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:44,360 - Huh? - No time. How are we gonna build a nose cone? 1066 01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:47,000 Uh, hello? 1067 01:06:50,410 --> 01:06:52,810 Mission control, Infinity is in the launch chute. 1068 01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:54,500 - Five seconds. - I can't look. 1069 01:06:54,580 --> 01:06:57,570 - It's louder than a cannon! - I think I'm gonna be sick. 1070 01:07:07,790 --> 01:07:09,950 - Ooh! - Ahh! Whoo-hoo! 1071 01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:36,290 Whoo! We did it! We-We-We-We stopped the Freznar! 1072 01:07:36,350 --> 01:07:38,620 We're saved! 1073 01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:43,160 Time to go home. 1074 01:07:43,230 --> 01:07:46,420 Bye. Bye. Bye. 1075 01:07:52,270 --> 01:07:55,000 I can see the headlines now. 1076 01:07:55,070 --> 01:07:57,340 "Commander Titan returns to Earth." 1077 01:07:57,410 --> 01:08:01,000 What will I wear? I mean, what goes with ticker tape? 1078 01:08:03,980 --> 01:08:05,920 Approaching wormhole threshold. 1079 01:08:05,980 --> 01:08:07,580 - Here it comes. Take this. - Huh? 1080 01:08:07,650 --> 01:08:11,610 - But I don't know how. - When we pass out, you've gotta pilot us home. 1081 01:08:11,690 --> 01:08:13,590 What are you, nuts? I'm not an astronaut. 1082 01:08:13,660 --> 01:08:16,320 - Are you wearing aluminum clothes? - Um, yeah. 1083 01:08:16,390 --> 01:08:18,190 - Are you in a rocket? - Yeah. 1084 01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:19,920 - In outer space? - Yeah. 1085 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:23,020 - Are you David Bowie? - No. 1086 01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:27,540 Then you must be an astronaut. Bring this bird home, hotshot! 1087 01:08:31,610 --> 01:08:32,440 Whoa! 1088 01:08:36,180 --> 01:08:37,670 I'm not cut out for this. 1089 01:08:37,750 --> 01:08:39,380 - Ham? - Luna. 1090 01:08:39,450 --> 01:08:42,110 I believe in you. 1091 01:08:42,190 --> 01:08:45,420 Wait. Luna, no. Titan. 1092 01:08:45,490 --> 01:08:47,650 Titan? Whoa! 1093 01:08:50,290 --> 01:08:51,630 You keep showboatin'- 1094 01:08:51,700 --> 01:08:53,360 You're not in the circus anymore. 1095 01:08:53,430 --> 01:08:56,030 Ham the Third! 1096 01:08:56,100 --> 01:08:58,500 Your insubordinate behavior will get you chimp-martialed! 1097 01:08:58,570 --> 01:08:59,970 When will you straighten up and fly right? 1098 01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:02,600 You're a threat to the mission, cannonball! 1099 01:09:07,980 --> 01:09:10,570 Believe in yourself, Ham. 1100 01:09:10,650 --> 01:09:14,640 Grandpa Ham? I can't do this. I'm not you. 1101 01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:16,910 Well, of course you're not me. You're you. 1102 01:09:16,990 --> 01:09:19,080 You can do things, son. 1103 01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:22,350 Just do them your way. 1104 01:09:22,430 --> 01:09:24,360 Whoa. 1105 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,030 That's them. They're out of the wormhole. 1106 01:09:31,100 --> 01:09:35,160 Infinity, welcome back. Ham, do you read me? 1107 01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:37,210 Shh. The kids are sleeping. 1108 01:09:37,270 --> 01:09:40,070 Ham, you have to align your ship for reentry. 1109 01:09:40,140 --> 01:09:44,380 You're coming in too hot. You've gotta reduce your angle for reentry by 33 degrees- 1110 01:09:44,450 --> 01:09:49,280 - Exactly 33 degrees. - Uh, kind of exactly or exactly-exactly? 1111 01:09:49,350 --> 01:09:51,290 Exactly-exactly. 1112 01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:54,090 If you don't nail that reentry window, you'll be space dust. 1113 01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:56,680 - Great. - Now, engage ailerons. 1114 01:09:56,760 --> 01:09:58,730 - Check. - Flick the turbulence coolers on. 1115 01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,560 - Uh, check. - Adjust the heat deflectors. 1116 01:10:00,630 --> 01:10:03,070 And enable gyroscopic stabilizers. 1117 01:10:03,130 --> 01:10:05,800 Uh-oh. Help! 1118 01:10:05,870 --> 01:10:08,030 I can't reach it. Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1119 01:10:08,110 --> 01:10:11,270 - Ham, you're pitching up. - No, no, no, no, no. 1120 01:10:13,510 --> 01:10:16,710 - Holy out of "controlly!" - Hey, need a copilot? 1121 01:10:16,780 --> 01:10:18,720 Lieutenant Luna. Sure, I do. 1122 01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:24,880 Mission Control, adjusting our angle to 33 degrees. 1123 01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:26,820 - Yes! - Oh, mercy. 1124 01:10:30,460 --> 01:10:32,660 We did it! Florida, we have visuals. 1125 01:10:32,730 --> 01:10:34,930 What about Commander Coma? Should we wake him up? 1126 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,490 - We don't need a third wheel on our date. - Luna, ooh. 1127 01:10:38,570 --> 01:10:41,060 - Lower the landing gear. - Check. 1128 01:10:41,140 --> 01:10:44,940 Uh, Houston, our landing gear is toast. 1129 01:10:45,010 --> 01:10:48,500 Oh, boy. I picked a bad week to quit eating bananas. 1130 01:10:48,580 --> 01:10:50,600 - What now? - Don't worry, son. 1131 01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:53,780 Low-tech solutions are my specialty. 1132 01:10:53,850 --> 01:10:55,790 - Ham, remember the circus? - Yeah. 1133 01:10:55,850 --> 01:10:58,410 - Good. You're gonna crash. - We're gonna crash? 1134 01:10:58,490 --> 01:11:00,620 But this time, stay on target. 1135 01:11:00,690 --> 01:11:04,460 - Roger that, Houston. - Oh, why are you smiling if we're gonna crash? 1136 01:11:04,530 --> 01:11:09,590 Because crashing is what I do best. Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo! 1137 01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:14,330 Come out with your paws up. 1138 01:11:14,410 --> 01:11:17,900 Paws? They're chimps. Th-They have hands, with opposable thumbs. 1139 01:11:17,980 --> 01:11:21,570 - Come out with your thumbs up. - And they don't understand English. 1140 01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:28,620 Kick it down. 1141 01:11:28,690 --> 01:11:30,880 Yahoo! 1142 01:11:31,690 --> 01:11:34,590 Wait, my rug. 1143 01:11:34,660 --> 01:11:38,060 We all knew. Everybody knew. 1144 01:11:38,130 --> 01:11:42,160 Everyone knew when you wouldn't go swimming at the office party. 1145 01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:47,270 Here we go! 1146 01:11:52,910 --> 01:11:54,900 - Oh! - What was that? 1147 01:11:57,410 --> 01:12:00,510 I can't hold it! We lost steering control! 1148 01:12:00,580 --> 01:12:02,850 Uh, Ham! 1149 01:12:05,790 --> 01:12:07,480 Whoo-hoo! Clutch. 1150 01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:11,360 I said "clutch!" 1151 01:12:11,430 --> 01:12:14,360 You got it. 1152 01:12:15,330 --> 01:12:18,130 Oh, Lord. 1153 01:12:19,670 --> 01:12:23,110 I never thought I'd be saying this, but you gotta crash this ship. 1154 01:12:23,170 --> 01:12:26,230 What are you doing? No, Luna, don't. 1155 01:12:26,310 --> 01:12:28,240 I'll see you on the ground. 1156 01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:32,840 While we close the chapter on space travel... 1157 01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:38,410 we open an amazing new chapter in "paint your own plate" history. 1158 01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:48,090 Whoa! Just a little bit farther. 1159 01:12:55,310 --> 01:12:58,280 Luna, you did it! I got control! 1160 01:12:58,340 --> 01:13:00,970 Yes! 1161 01:13:02,610 --> 01:13:05,510 The national space program is hereby offic- 1162 01:13:05,580 --> 01:13:06,910 Oh! 1163 01:13:08,150 --> 01:13:10,990 Whoa! 1164 01:13:17,290 --> 01:13:19,490 No! 1165 01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:21,260 Luna! 1166 01:13:27,970 --> 01:13:30,130 Whoa! 1167 01:13:30,210 --> 01:13:32,140 - Oh, man. - Whoa! 1168 01:13:39,750 --> 01:13:41,310 Whoa! 1169 01:13:53,060 --> 01:13:57,260 Luna! Luna! Luna, get up! 1170 01:13:58,470 --> 01:14:00,400 You're okay, right? 1171 01:14:00,470 --> 01:14:05,200 Oh, this can't be happening. Come on, Luna. 1172 01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:09,250 I stayed on target this time. 1173 01:14:09,310 --> 01:14:11,470 I was tryin' to be more like you. 1174 01:14:12,480 --> 01:14:15,380 - You were always- - Right. 1175 01:14:15,450 --> 01:14:17,510 - Yeah, and you made me- - Better? 1176 01:14:17,590 --> 01:14:20,520 Yeah. And- And if I had to be without you- 1177 01:14:20,590 --> 01:14:22,530 - You won't be. - Luna! 1178 01:14:22,590 --> 01:14:24,150 Ham. 1179 01:14:25,700 --> 01:14:29,460 - But how'd you survive? - Chin down, opposable thumbs in. 1180 01:14:29,530 --> 01:14:32,700 Lieutenant Luna, you crash with style. 1181 01:14:32,770 --> 01:14:36,100 Cannonball, I was wrong about you. 1182 01:14:36,170 --> 01:14:38,040 You would've made your grandfather proud. 1183 01:14:38,110 --> 01:14:41,740 Thanks. I guess I'm just a chimp off the old block. 1184 01:14:41,810 --> 01:14:44,980 That's a good one. I'll have to use that line. 1185 01:14:47,050 --> 01:14:50,080 Way to stick the landin', hotshot. I always knew you had it in ya. 1186 01:14:50,150 --> 01:14:52,490 What can I say? I'm an envelope pusher. 1187 01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:55,530 Hey, Ham. Official space commander shades. 1188 01:14:55,590 --> 01:14:59,960 Here's your Bananaberry back. It was almost as good as havin' you with us. 1189 01:15:04,230 --> 01:15:06,360 The Infinity? 1190 01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:08,500 - But how? - Impossible. 1191 01:15:08,570 --> 01:15:10,770 This ship was not designed to return. 1192 01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,870 - It isn't even a ship. - It is a miracle. 1193 01:15:12,940 --> 01:15:15,380 A major scientific achievement! 1194 01:15:15,450 --> 01:15:18,010 But who built it? 1195 01:15:34,500 --> 01:15:37,760 I think we might wanna retest our space chimps' I.Q.'s. 1196 01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:40,000 Are you implying the chimps built this ship? 1197 01:15:40,070 --> 01:15:43,730 We may never know who built it, but they brought it home. 1198 01:15:43,810 --> 01:15:47,740 - Senator! - Senator, were you wrong to shut down the space agency? 1199 01:15:50,410 --> 01:15:54,510 I-Well, I- 1200 01:15:54,590 --> 01:15:58,420 I'd like to announce the opening of a high-tech facility... 1201 01:15:58,490 --> 01:16:01,320 devoted to the exploration of deepest space. 1202 01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:05,190 With first-class facilities for the chimps... 1203 01:16:05,260 --> 01:16:10,260 and with a make-your-own sundae bar. 1204 01:16:10,330 --> 01:16:15,000 - Personalized- - And personalized pocket protectors for everyone! 1205 01:16:19,180 --> 01:16:20,670 - Excuse me? Excuse me? - Excuse me? 1206 01:16:20,740 --> 01:16:23,080 - Can I- - Excuse me, over here! 1207 01:16:23,150 --> 01:16:25,810 Pardon me! Pardon me! Did the chimps encounter alien life? 1208 01:16:28,850 --> 01:16:32,690 We will have to launch another mission to ever know for sure. 1209 01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:34,690 - Ready, Luna? - Ready, Captain. 1210 01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:37,280 - Big fella? - Born ready, cannonball. 1211 01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:40,160 Streamers! 1212 01:16:40,230 --> 01:16:44,190 I love 'em! 1213 01:16:54,970 --> 01:17:11,176 --== Made by Bradje ==-- 95582