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[Ripped from DVD by funnykiddy]
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Hmm.
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[Male Narrator]
The world watched as three brave chimps...
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- boldly went where no man had gone before.
- [Crowd Cheering]
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[Screaming]
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- [Alarm Beeping]
- They flew through a wormhole...
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and were the first to discover life
on another planet.
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- That planet is called Malgor.
- [Giggles]
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♪♪ [Pop]
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They even brought back
a strange relic of alien life...
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on the nose cone of their rocket.
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- And that Freznar-encased tyrant
from the planet Malgor-
- [Screaming]
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Was called Zartog.
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[Screaming]
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[Spectators Gasping]
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[Tires Screeching]
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The world celebrated
these space chimp heroes-
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- In newspapers, TV-
- [Crowd Cheering]
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- and ticker tape parades.
- [Cheering Continues]
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They've always been my heroes...
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and I'm the tech whiz
who helped pilot them home.
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They say everybody has their moment,
and It's finally my moment.
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My name's Comet,
and I am the new recruit...
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on the next Return to Malgor mission.
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Computer, run systems diagnostics.
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[Female Electronic Voice]
Systems on line.
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Initiate preflight check.
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- Propellant.
- Propellant, check.
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- Cellerons.
- Cellerons, check.
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- Video feed.
- Vldeo feed to Malgor, activated.
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- Hi, Comet! What's up?
- Hey, Kilowatt!
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Greetings from the cockpit of the Horizon.
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Oh, cool! You're in the ship.
Have you heard anything yet?
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No, but they will be posting
the launch date any time now.
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Well, I hope it's soon.
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I mean, our video chats are great...
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but I could really use a friend
to hang out with.
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I know. Me too.
It's just a matter of time.
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Planet Malgor, here I come.
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Gotta jet.
Call you at our usual chat time.
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Okay. Bye, Comet!
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Yaah!
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[Grunts]
Whoo-hoo!
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[Wheel Squeaking]
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Greetings, small, furry one.
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I am Lord Zartog...
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- Conqueror of all Conquerors,
Ruler of all Rulers!
- [Whining]
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Fear my wrath!
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- [Urinating]
- [Grunts]
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Revenge will be mine!
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Watch your back, poochie.
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- ♪♪ [Background: Rock]
- 333,486.
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[Grunts]
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333,487.
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Titan, here's your morning power drink.
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- You need a spotter?
- [Slurping]
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Okay. I'm here if you need me.
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Whew. Houston.
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- One Grade "A" banana,
just like you ordered.
- Thanks, kid.
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Gotta be in tip-top shape for the mission.
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They haven't announced
who's going yet, right?
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Hey, I know who's going to Malgor- me!
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See ya.
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- Lieutenant Luna, here's your mission report.
- Huh? Oh.
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- Hey, do you have time to quiz me?
- Hmm.
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I see you're busy. Maybe later.
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- [Helicopter Approaching]
- Look! It's the presidential helicopter!
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[Ham]
Thanks for the lift, guys.
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If the president
wants to shoot hoops again...
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just have him call my personal assistant!
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Hey, Ham! Welcome back.
How was your trip?
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Comet baby, my main monkey man!
Trip was awesome!
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- Holdin' down the fort?
- You know it, Captain.
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[Mock Coughing, Gasping]
Dry. Must have fruity drink.
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Thank you.
[Slurps]
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So, personal assistant,
how's Hammie's afternoon looking today?
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- Let's see. You've got two commercials.
- Uh-huh.
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- Your E! Profile.
- Uh-huh.
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- And you're doing 60 Minutes and VHTCrlbs.
- Yeah. Love it.
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And tonight you're guest-hosting
Stupid Pet Trlcks with Dave Leno.
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- Eh- Love it.
- Oh, also-
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Yeah?
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I thought you'd like to see the results
of yesterday's photo shoot.
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Brokeback Monkey?
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You're the new face of Low Rider Jeans,
which is great P.R. For the agency.
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[Slurping]
Ahh!
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Yeah. Take a note.
No more Ham on horseback.
I think I bruised my butt.
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You're the new sound of smooth jazz-
108.7, The Snooze.
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- Oh. Nice hair.
- You're on every box of Chimpa Noodles.
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♪ Chimpa Noodles, yeah ♪
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And here's the new campaign for Calvin Clone,
for their men's body wash.
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Use Ham Body Wash so you can smell-
[Sniffing]
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Just like me. Love it!
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Like anyone would want to smell like you.
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[Shushing]
I'm being famous.
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Hmph.
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Oh, you've got
your Katie Kellie interview.
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But do you have some time now?
'Cause, remember...
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you promised to show me
how to get shot out of the cannon.
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Yeah, sure. Later, kid.
Right now, I gotta prep for my interview.
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Katie is just too cute to wait.
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- Let me run a couple of things by you, baby.
- [Sighs]
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- I was figuring I'd give her
a little bit of this- [Howling]
- ♪♪ [Electrlc Gultar]
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- ♪♪ [Continues]
- Wow!
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And then cap it off with a little- Ow!
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Moonwalkin'! Moonwalkin'.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Huh! Pretty good, right?
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[Sighs] Did you lose some brain cells
when we crash-landed?
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- Pssh! Wh-Wh-Wh-Whoa!
- [Loud Clatter]
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[Grunts]
Personal assistant?
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Could I, uh, get a little
personal assistance here?
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Uh-
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Someday, that'll be me.
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Whoa, whoal
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[Grunting]
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So we've redesigned the whole space center
from top to bottom...
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So we've redesigned the whole space center
from top to bottom...
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for our heroic astrochimps.
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Now, there's a chimp Olympic pool...
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there's a chimp massage center,
a chimp Jacuzzi...
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a simian weight facility,
a chimp aromatherapy room...
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the future monkey meditation center.
[Chuckling]
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And we'll be upgrading
our heroic chimps' living quarters...
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to five stars.
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- Isn't that wonderful?
- [Reporters] Senator! Senator! Excuse me!
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What will the chimps' next mission be?
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The best way to fully understand
where we are...
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is to inhabit... somewhere else.
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[Llquid Slurps]
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Oh. Oh, my!
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Can you believe they actually came through
with the all-you-can-eat sundae bar?
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Mmm. Delicious. Ah!
I adore rainbow sprinkles.
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I calculate that my sundae
has over 4,000 rainbow sprinkles.
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You know, I did my graduate dissertation
on ice cream...
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and the resultant brain freeze.
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Hey, Comet. You in there?
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Say, how's that
new BananaBerry coming along?
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It's the bomb. I upgraded it to 3.0.
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I added a touch screen,
solar batteries, G.P. S...
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traffic updates, S. M.S. And video chat.
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Okay. Don't know what that means,
but nicely done, kiddo.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Uh, just reading e-mails
to see if there's a launch date
for the Return to Malgor mission.
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Man, I can't wait to go.
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[Beeps]
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Huh? No! No way!
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- That's impossible!
- What?
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It's the flight manifest
for the Malgor mission...
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and my name has been crossed out.
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- Are you sure?
- Look, it says it right here.
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I got cut!
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I know it's hard, kid,
but you got a big job here.
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You're our tech genius.
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Remember, there can't be a mission
without Mission Control.
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But I so wanted to go to Malgor
and see Kilowatt.
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It's not fair, Houston.
I trained. I helped everyone.
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But no one thinks I'm part of the team...
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even though it's all I ever wanted.
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I don't know what to say, kid.
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Please, don't call me "kid."
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I'm sorry, Houston. L- I need to be alone.
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[Frequency Modulating]
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Hi, Comet!
[Trilling, Giggling]
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- Hey, Kilowatt.
- What's wrong?
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I'm not going to Malgor.
I got cut from the mission.
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But- But then
I'll never get to meet you...
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and show you around.
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I know. They don't seem to need me.
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I would give anything
if you could be here.
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I'd give anything, too, but let's face it.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Check ya later, Kilowatt. Comet out.
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Bye, Comet.
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- Ham! I need to talk-
- Hey, where's the fire, little buddy?
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- It's about the mission.
- Sorry, dude.
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The main mission for right now is getting
Big Bertha fixed before the show tonight.
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Yeah, just as I thought.
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The breech got stuck
on the trunnlons agaln. Cannon talk.
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- Ham!
- Hey, toss me that number five
socket wrench, will ya?
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Ham, I got cut-
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Whoo-hoo!
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It works!
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- [Thuds]
- Cut from the mission.
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Wow!
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- [Electronic Hum, Beeps]
- [Female Electronic Voice] Access denied.
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Huh. That's what you think.
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Commander Comet coming aboard.
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[Grunts]
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Ooh!
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[Panting]
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[Grunting]
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[Grunts]
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[Shouts]
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Wh-Whoa!
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[Yelps, Gasps]
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[Beeping]
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[Rapid Beeping]
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Hmm. Ahh!
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- [Rapid Beeping]
- BananaBerry synchronization in progress.
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BananaBerry synchronization complete.
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Hello, rocket.
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- Initiate preflight check.
- [Female Electronic Voice]
Initiate preflight check.
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- Propellant.
- Propellant, check.
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- Cellerons.
- Cellerons, check.
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- Guidance system.
- Guidance system on line.
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[Sighs]
I wish I really could light this candle.
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Lighting candle. Check.
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- Huh? No!
- Launch procedure initiated.
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I didn't mean really light this candle!
I-I take it back!
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All systems stop! Override procedure!
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- Please say your pass code.
- I don't know the pass code!
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Override permission denied. Blasting off.
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Mission Control! Houston!
I'm blasting off!
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Somebody, anybody, come in!
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Mmm! Delicious.
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- [Rocket Roaring In Distance]
- Oh! [Chuckles] Is that my tummy rumbling?
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They must be firing
that circus cannon again.
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- Blasting off in 10, nine, eight-
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Seven, slx, flve...
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- four, three, two, one.
- Oh- Uh- Uh- [Whimpering]
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- Blastoff.
- [Gasps]
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[Panting]
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- [Rocket Roaring]
- Huh? Ah.
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[Whines]
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[Barking]
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[Whines]
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[Muffled Shouting]
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[Barks, Whines]
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[Shouts, Grunting]
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- [Whines]
- Behold the power of Zartog.
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- [Whines]
- [Grunts]
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I said, behold my power, stupid mutt.
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A new day has dawned...
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and that day is Zartog!
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[Whimpering]
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[Laughing]
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[Groans]
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Hey, kid? Uh, I mean- not "kid."
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00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,795
I know you don't want me
to call you "kid"...
241
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,214
even though I usually do call you "kid."
242
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:25,300
Anyway, Comet, uh, you-you wanna talk?
243
00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:27,845
[Computer Beeping]
244
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,056
Huh?
245
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:34,226
Mission Control! Houston!
Houston, I got a problem!
246
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:38,522
I'm blasting off!
Somebody, anybody, come in!
247
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:44,903
Takin' off? That crazy kid's headin'
towards the hypertunnel?
248
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:47,447
Oh, man. Luna! Ham!
249
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:49,783
Shoot! How do I work this thing?
250
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:17,936
Whoa! Zero gravity.
251
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:23,150
Oh, man, this is great.
252
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:32,993
It's even more amazing than I imagined.
253
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,996
I am so busted.
254
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:38,165
And this is so worth it.
255
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:41,210
Planet Malgor, here I come.
256
00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:58,018
[Computer]
Now approaching Juplter.
257
00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:01,230
Whoa. Amazifying.
258
00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:03,815
I can't believe I'm really seeing this.
259
00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:07,819
[Computer]
On the left are the rings of Saturn.
260
00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:09,696
Unbelievable!
261
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,032
I can see the rings perfectly.
262
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:15,035
[Computer]
Approaching Pluto.
263
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,037
Huh.
264
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,206
Looks like a planet to me.
265
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,709
[Computer]
Hyperspeed Inltiated.
266
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,258
[Senator]
What's going on here?
267
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:32,052
I don't pay you people
to sit around eating banana splits.
268
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:34,847
Actually, we are having ice-cream sundaes.
269
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,890
The monkeys got all the bananas.
270
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:41,603
Actually, get to work. Pull up
those pictures of the space base. Now!
271
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:50,404
[Senator]
The astrochimps will terraform a planet...
272
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,406
and establish the first...
273
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:55,701
permanent, habitable space base.
274
00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:58,912
This will be the greatest
accomplishment...
275
00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:01,707
in the history of space exploration.
276
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,378
- [Doors Open]
- Now, if you'll excuse me.
277
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:10,215
Our scientists have been working
on a top secret project, so-
278
00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:13,302
- [Reporters Chattering]
- Uh, what top secret project?
279
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:17,139
- I'd tell you what it is,
but I'd have to kill you.
- [All Gasp]
280
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:21,560
- [Chuckles] No, I wouldn't kill you.
- [All Slgh, Chuckle]
281
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:24,229
- Yes, I would.
- [All Gasp]
282
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,440
- [Chuckles] No, I wouldn't.
- [Laughing]
283
00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:31,486
Oop. Whoop. Hey.
284
00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,781
Check it out.
285
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,160
- In, out.
- [Chuckles]
286
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:42,789
- In, out. In, out. In, out. In, out. In!
- [Chuckling]
287
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:45,334
Oh, this guy's hilarious. I love this guy.
288
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:48,462
Whoo! [Chuckles]
Ooph.
289
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:52,299
I think you're both missing a link.
You should be studying for the mission.
290
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,635
Ah, if I studied now,
I'd just forget everything anyway.
291
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:57,971
Besides, I don't need to study.
I have you.
292
00:18:58,055 --> 00:19:00,432
Oh, you do, do you?
293
00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:03,018
Ooph! Mm-hmm.
294
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,103
And you'll do the studying for both of us.
295
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,689
Ooph!
[Sighs]
296
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:12,361
- [Beeps]
- [Houston] Luna! Ham!
297
00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:15,364
- Houston, what up, monkey dogg?
- Comet took off.
298
00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:19,535
I know. I sent him to the store to get a bottle
of Ham's cocoa butter S.P.F. 4 tanning oil.
299
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:22,830
No, Ham. He took off. Llke, In a rocket.
300
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,832
- What?
- What?
301
00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:27,167
Wait. A rocket or a rocket rocket?
302
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:31,004
He's by himself in a rocket,
and he's heading for the hypertunnel.
303
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,423
He's not qualified.
He could get hurt. He could-
304
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,844
I know. He was upset he got cut
from the Malgor mission.
305
00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:39,888
He tried to talk to me about it,
but I guess I didn't listen.
306
00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:42,641
Maybe I didn't listen either.
307
00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:46,228
Look, we gotta talk him down
before he hits the hypertunnel.
308
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:49,523
- Patch us through to Comet.
- Wh-What? Who? Me?
309
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:52,818
It's easy. Reroute the main antenna feed
through the auxiliary-
310
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:55,904
Sorry, Luna, I'm no Comet.
You two better get back here.
311
00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:58,615
I don't think he'll listen
to anyone but Ham now.
312
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:01,243
Just get here fast!
313
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,787
- How are we gonna do that?
- We've gotta save Comet!
314
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,998
[Sighs]
315
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:10,377
Let's burn some rocket fuel, baby.
It's jet-pack time.
316
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,257
Abrakadoozle.
317
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:24,683
- Huh. Hmm.
- Huh?
318
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:27,436
♪♪ [Humming]
319
00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:29,438
To infinity and a blonde.
320
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:31,023
Sure you remember how to do this?
321
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:34,943
You kidding? I got rocket fuel in my veins.
Right thumb, left thumb.
322
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,490
Pay attention, gorgeous.
Let me show you how it's done.
323
00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:43,243
- [Jet Pack Whirs]
- Huh? [Screaming]
- [Luna Gasps]
324
00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:46,538
- [Crashing]
- [Ham Grunting] Owl Owl Owl
325
00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:49,291
[Screaming]
326
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:55,714
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
327
00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:58,425
Take that, gravity- Whoa!
328
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,969
Whoa!
329
00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:05,307
- [Power Sputtering]
- Oh, no! No.
330
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,435
Oh, man.
331
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:12,147
[Screaming]
332
00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:19,571
Can't keep your hands of me, can ya?
333
00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:21,990
Would you focus? We've got to hurry.
334
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,910
[Ham Yelps]
Hey! Hold on!
335
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:28,163
Whoa! Use your hand signals! Hey!
336
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:30,332
Whoa!
337
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,918
Ohh, ohh! Whoa!
338
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,670
[Screaming]
339
00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:35,963
- [Thud]
- Ohh!
340
00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:38,465
Watch out for the cars! Ohh!
341
00:21:38,549 --> 00:21:40,342
[Screams]
342
00:21:42,261 --> 00:21:44,638
[Murmurs]
343
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,473
Whoa!
[Grunts]
344
00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:52,104
[Gags]
345
00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:53,981
Whoa!
[Grunts]
346
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:57,901
- Ham!
- That wasn't too bad.
347
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:04,408
- Ham, you're missing a link.
- [Buzzing]
348
00:22:08,162 --> 00:22:10,622
[Computer]
On the rlght, the Whirlpool Galaxy.
349
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:17,963
Oh, man. The Hubble Space Telescope
aln't got nothln'on me.
350
00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:24,678
[Whirring, Shutter Clicks]
351
00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:42,279
[Sighs]
352
00:22:57,836 --> 00:23:00,130
[Computer]
Approaching hypertunnel.
353
00:23:00,297 --> 00:23:03,383
Better buckle up.
Time for a roller-coaster ride.
354
00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:13,268
♪♪ [Humming]
Huh?
355
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:16,396
Hmm. A metal beast.
356
00:23:16,522 --> 00:23:19,358
I will capture it and learn its secrets.
357
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:21,235
Right.
[Chuckles] All right. Yeah.
358
00:23:21,318 --> 00:23:23,070
- That's great.
- Whoa! [Grunting]
359
00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:26,114
[Grunting]
360
00:23:26,198 --> 00:23:29,284
[Tires Screeching]
361
00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:31,870
The beasts here are very powerful.
362
00:23:31,954 --> 00:23:34,748
[Groaning]
363
00:23:34,832 --> 00:23:35,916
[Tires Screech]
364
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,253
Ooh.
365
00:23:43,257 --> 00:23:45,467
What is it?
366
00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,970
I think you just hit an alien.
367
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:52,808
Okay, now to master this metal beast.
368
00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:55,394
- Okay, the alien's driving my car.
- [Englne Starts]
369
00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:58,939
It's- Oh! I'll have this to-
Oh, I'll have the steering wheel.
370
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:01,817
This and- Hey!
371
00:24:01,942 --> 00:24:05,445
- Wow! Whoa!
- [Crash]
372
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:08,198
I wonder if my insurance covers that?
373
00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:10,492
I would check your policy.
374
00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:16,915
- [Alarm Beeping]
- [Computer]
Warning! Warning! Entering wormhole.
375
00:24:18,167 --> 00:24:22,129
Okay, I got this.
Fire the engines true and fast.
376
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:24,131
Red one first, blue one last.
377
00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:28,177
In between, hit 3-6-5
if you want to stay alive.
378
00:24:31,013 --> 00:24:33,098
[Panting]
379
00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:36,018
[Panting Heavily]
Hey, that thing you said about training?
380
00:24:36,143 --> 00:24:38,103
You were right. A little bit.
381
00:24:38,187 --> 00:24:41,648
[Panting] Okay, seeing spots.
Is that- Is that normal?
382
00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:44,026
[Pants]
Ow! Ooh! Ohh!
383
00:24:44,151 --> 00:24:47,029
Oh! My side. Ahh.
384
00:24:47,154 --> 00:24:48,864
Houston?
385
00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:51,450
- Houston!
- In herel
386
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:54,536
Hop out, and I'll patch us through.
387
00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:56,705
Oh, I hope it's not too late.
388
00:24:56,830 --> 00:25:01,043
- [Beeps]
- Oh, no! He's already in the hypertunnel!
389
00:25:01,168 --> 00:25:03,086
Whoa, whoa, guys. He'll be okay.
390
00:25:03,212 --> 00:25:06,340
This is Comet we're talking about-
the smartest chimp in the agency.
391
00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:08,800
Besides, what's the worst
that could happen?
392
00:25:08,884 --> 00:25:12,179
I mean, look at us. We all survived
the hypertunnel and a crash landing.
393
00:25:12,262 --> 00:25:15,516
- And we're all fine.
- Titan- not so much.
394
00:25:15,641 --> 00:25:18,602
- ♪♪ [Rock Continues]
- Must keep crunching.
395
00:25:18,769 --> 00:25:22,481
Fate of universe hangs in balance.
396
00:25:24,024 --> 00:25:25,859
More crunches...
397
00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:28,362
less lunches.
398
00:25:28,487 --> 00:25:30,405
Must-
399
00:25:30,489 --> 00:25:33,116
Must set world record.
400
00:25:34,368 --> 00:25:37,621
[Grunting, Snoring]
401
00:25:39,832 --> 00:25:41,959
[Smacking Lips]
402
00:25:42,084 --> 00:25:44,044
[Snorts]
403
00:25:44,127 --> 00:25:47,297
- We need to get in touch with Comet now.
- I'll reroute the signal.
404
00:25:47,381 --> 00:25:49,258
You can do this, Luna. You have to.
405
00:25:49,383 --> 00:25:52,427
'Cause all I know how to do on that thing
is download Chimps Gone Wild.
406
00:25:54,096 --> 00:25:57,224
Don't look at me.
I can't even find the "On" switch.
407
00:25:58,350 --> 00:26:00,269
Hang in there, Comet! We'll get you down!
408
00:26:00,352 --> 00:26:02,020
Can we get him down?
He's doomed, isn't he?
409
00:26:02,104 --> 00:26:05,023
[Thunder Rumbling]
410
00:26:08,569 --> 00:26:10,612
Wow.
411
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,739
Whoal
412
00:26:19,788 --> 00:26:21,582
But do you have some time now?
413
00:26:21,707 --> 00:26:24,251
'Cause, remember, you promised
to show me how to get shot out of a cannon.
414
00:26:24,376 --> 00:26:26,795
[Ham] Later, kid. Rlght now,
I gotta prep for my Intervlew.
415
00:26:26,879 --> 00:26:29,089
Katie is just too cute to walt.
416
00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:32,426
Some chimps were born to push envelopes-
417
00:26:32,551 --> 00:26:35,053
Others were born to lick 'em.
418
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:40,309
- [Barking]
- [Wheel Squeaking]
419
00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:46,356
[Slurps]
Ahh!
420
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,484
'Cause I can't wait to meet you in person.
421
00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:51,945
[Trilling]
422
00:26:53,071 --> 00:26:55,157
[Sighs]
423
00:26:55,282 --> 00:26:57,409
Welcome to InStar. May I help you?
424
00:26:57,534 --> 00:27:00,913
[Monkey Screeching]
425
00:27:00,996 --> 00:27:05,959
Hold, please. Hey, Clive, we got
another chimp stuck in a wormhole.
426
00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:10,797
[Computer]
Exiting wormhole.
427
00:27:15,135 --> 00:27:17,679
- [Computer] Approaching planet Malgor.
- [Beeping]
428
00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:21,850
- Landing on planet Malgor.
- Ahh!
429
00:27:22,893 --> 00:27:25,229
Correcting entry angle.
[Grunts]
430
00:27:25,354 --> 00:27:27,314
What do I do next?
431
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,987
Okay, uh, r-r-reverse engines.
432
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,660
Landing gear.
Man, I so need a copilot right now.
433
00:27:47,626 --> 00:27:49,503
[Computer]
Crash landing mode.
434
00:27:49,586 --> 00:27:52,464
[Grunting]
435
00:27:54,091 --> 00:27:56,593
- [Englnes Power Off]
- [Computer] Perfect landing.
436
00:27:56,635 --> 00:27:59,221
- Welcome to planet Malgor.
- Oh, my gosh!
437
00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:01,890
I did it! Malgor!
438
00:28:06,311 --> 00:28:10,023
Comet!
[Glggles] Hi!
439
00:28:10,107 --> 00:28:12,359
Kilowatt!
440
00:28:14,236 --> 00:28:18,699
Yowzers! Comet, it's you!
[Trilling]
441
00:28:18,824 --> 00:28:22,536
Wait. But- But-
But I thought you said you weren't coming.
442
00:28:22,661 --> 00:28:26,373
I blasted off by mistake,
but I made it... on my own.
443
00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:28,542
[Trilling]
444
00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:31,879
You are here! This is wonderful!
445
00:28:31,962 --> 00:28:35,591
Welcome to Malgor and to the village
of Killawallawazoowahoowee!
446
00:28:35,716 --> 00:28:37,634
Oh, I can't wait.
447
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:41,138
I want to see everything-
Fluvians, glophoppers...
448
00:28:41,263 --> 00:28:43,724
even the cave
of the flesh-devouring beast.
449
00:28:43,807 --> 00:28:46,685
[Shrieking]
No. Anything but that.
450
00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:51,023
Whoa! Your head really does light up
when you get scared.
451
00:28:51,106 --> 00:28:52,816
That's so cool!
452
00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:55,903
So, which way to Killawallawazoowahoowee?
453
00:29:06,121 --> 00:29:10,751
So, my old enemy
is the leader of this planet.
454
00:29:10,876 --> 00:29:13,879
Well, I say it's time for some payback.
455
00:29:15,005 --> 00:29:17,966
- [Electricity Crackling]
- [Groaning]
456
00:29:18,091 --> 00:29:20,427
Ohh!
[Panting]
457
00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:22,513
[Growls]
458
00:29:24,681 --> 00:29:26,934
[Yelping, Spluttering]
459
00:29:29,978 --> 00:29:32,773
[Snores]
460
00:29:32,856 --> 00:29:36,944
Huh?
[Yawns]
461
00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:42,449
I'll sneak into this fortress
and overthrow that Ham...
462
00:29:42,616 --> 00:29:46,245
- and all those space chimp buddies of his.
- [Snoring]
463
00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:05,889
I am proud to present...
464
00:30:06,014 --> 00:30:09,768
the happy village
of Killawallawazoowahoowee.
465
00:30:17,276 --> 00:30:19,862
Wow!
466
00:30:38,255 --> 00:30:41,466
Not very impressive
for a ruler's grand palace.
467
00:30:43,177 --> 00:30:45,262
Ham needs a better designer.
468
00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:53,061
- Hey, Woomba.
- Hi.
469
00:30:53,145 --> 00:30:55,063
Hi, Zella.
470
00:30:57,566 --> 00:31:01,195
Hey, Kilowatt. Ooh, a space chimp!
471
00:31:01,278 --> 00:31:03,697
- Eee-eee-eee!
- Hoo, hoo.
472
00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:05,949
Ever since you guys
saved us from Zartog...
473
00:31:06,074 --> 00:31:07,701
Malgor has been great.
474
00:31:07,784 --> 00:31:09,161
Ah.
475
00:31:12,915 --> 00:31:16,043
[Panting]
Huh? Oh.
476
00:31:16,126 --> 00:31:21,131
Another beast. I will master its power.
477
00:31:21,215 --> 00:31:22,925
- Oh! Aha!
- [Beeps]
478
00:31:23,050 --> 00:31:25,552
Oh- Wha- Wait!
[Whimpers]
479
00:31:25,677 --> 00:31:28,680
[Panting, Grunting]
480
00:31:28,764 --> 00:31:30,265
What are you- Whoa!
481
00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:32,851
[Yelping]
482
00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:39,858
Uh!
483
00:31:39,942 --> 00:31:41,068
[Grunts]
484
00:31:41,193 --> 00:31:43,779
- ♪♪ [Carlbbean]
- Comet, Come on. Hurry up.
485
00:31:43,904 --> 00:31:45,572
[Trilling, Calling, Laughing]
486
00:31:45,656 --> 00:31:48,408
[Kilowatt]
Come on. Jump in!
487
00:31:48,534 --> 00:31:51,119
Wow! Unbelievable.
488
00:31:52,538 --> 00:31:54,540
Well, what are you waiting for?
489
00:31:56,124 --> 00:31:58,627
♪♪ [Continues]
490
00:32:02,339 --> 00:32:04,258
[Grunting]
491
00:32:07,678 --> 00:32:10,055
Whoo!
492
00:32:10,097 --> 00:32:12,057
All right. There you have it.
493
00:32:12,182 --> 00:32:16,311
One million crunches performed
at various times in a nonlinear fashion...
494
00:32:16,436 --> 00:32:20,274
for a purpose that I...
no longer remember.
495
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,693
Whoo! Booyah!
496
00:32:22,943 --> 00:32:25,487
[All Trilling, Calling]
497
00:32:25,612 --> 00:32:27,072
Oh, yes!
498
00:32:27,197 --> 00:32:30,534
Klllawallawazoowahooweens
are happy in all things now.
499
00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:33,912
- They are happy to eat together.
- Mmm! Mmm!
500
00:32:33,996 --> 00:32:37,040
- They are happy to play together.
- [Grunts, Laughs]
501
00:32:37,166 --> 00:32:39,293
It seems so... happy.
502
00:32:39,418 --> 00:32:43,505
Oh, it is.
Especially now that you're here.
503
00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:45,507
[Chuckles]
504
00:32:45,632 --> 00:32:48,594
[Trilling, Giggling]
505
00:32:48,719 --> 00:32:52,681
- [Trilling]
- [Trills, Laughs]
506
00:32:52,806 --> 00:32:55,642
[Both Laughing]
507
00:32:55,726 --> 00:32:57,644
Hey, you want to see something cool?
508
00:32:57,728 --> 00:33:01,690
- [Whirs]
- [Gasps] The BananaBerry 3.0!
509
00:33:01,815 --> 00:33:04,776
- You finished it!
- Check it. You got your touch screen.
510
00:33:04,902 --> 00:33:06,862
- [Beeping]
- [Yelping]
511
00:33:06,945 --> 00:33:08,489
- Oh, no. What?
- [Yelping]
512
00:33:08,614 --> 00:33:10,491
Ah! I can't make it stop.
513
00:33:10,616 --> 00:33:13,243
I'm so sorry, Kilowatt.
I hope I didn't hurt them.
514
00:33:13,368 --> 00:33:14,995
I don't think it hurts them.
515
00:33:15,078 --> 00:33:18,207
- [Laughing]
- I think it makes them kind of goofy.
516
00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:20,876
I think the radio frequency
of the BananaBerry...
517
00:33:21,001 --> 00:33:23,045
interferes with their alien brain functions.
518
00:33:23,170 --> 00:33:25,839
[Laughing]
Whaaah!
519
00:33:25,964 --> 00:33:30,219
So, are you ready for a tour
of planet Malgor?
520
00:33:30,344 --> 00:33:33,972
- I'll get the jet packs.
- Why not use ours?
521
00:33:34,056 --> 00:33:35,557
[Whistles]
522
00:33:37,809 --> 00:33:40,521
[Snuffles]
523
00:33:40,646 --> 00:33:42,981
[Grunts]
524
00:33:47,402 --> 00:33:51,156
Huh? Hey, Zartog, old chap.
525
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:55,702
Ah, yes. You're not the cute one.
526
00:33:55,828 --> 00:34:00,123
You're not the annoying one.
You're the big one.
527
00:34:00,249 --> 00:34:04,920
The smart one. The really smart one.
528
00:34:05,045 --> 00:34:08,674
Long time no see.
When- When did we last see each other?
529
00:34:08,757 --> 00:34:12,052
I'm guessing back on Malgor.
530
00:34:12,135 --> 00:34:17,099
Our driving lessons on Malgor. Of course.
So, where you been hanging out lately?
531
00:34:17,224 --> 00:34:19,518
Where have I been hanging out lately?
532
00:34:19,601 --> 00:34:22,896
[Laughing]
In a backyard garden.
533
00:34:23,021 --> 00:34:24,398
Sounds serene.
534
00:34:24,565 --> 00:34:27,860
Well, good to see you again.
You're looking uglier than ever.
535
00:34:27,943 --> 00:34:30,779
Be proud of your freakish alien heritage.
536
00:34:30,904 --> 00:34:33,073
- Where's Ham?
- Ah.
537
00:34:33,157 --> 00:34:35,200
He's probably in the Simian Center.
538
00:34:35,284 --> 00:34:37,911
Here. Let me give you a tour.
This place has everything.
539
00:34:38,036 --> 00:34:40,122
A centrifuge...
540
00:34:40,247 --> 00:34:42,916
otherwise known as the "vomitron."
541
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,711
We've got a treadmill,
simian weight center.
542
00:34:45,794 --> 00:34:48,130
We've got monkey meditation. A Jacuzzi.
543
00:34:48,255 --> 00:34:50,799
When I get stiff, I like to "coozi."
[Chuckles]
544
00:34:50,924 --> 00:34:53,260
[Grunts]
545
00:34:53,385 --> 00:34:54,553
Mmm.
546
00:34:54,636 --> 00:34:56,555
Now, over here is Mission Control.
547
00:34:56,638 --> 00:34:58,849
Can't have a space agency
without a Mission Control.
548
00:34:58,974 --> 00:35:01,101
Hush, hush.
State secrets. That sort of thing.
549
00:35:01,185 --> 00:35:04,479
Secrets? I'd like to hear them.
550
00:35:04,605 --> 00:35:07,232
Well, that depends. Can I trust ya?
551
00:35:07,274 --> 00:35:10,319
Look me in the eye, Zartog.
552
00:35:10,444 --> 00:35:12,112
I've been burned before.
553
00:35:12,196 --> 00:35:16,658
Why, yes!
Of course you can. You can trust me.
554
00:35:16,783 --> 00:35:20,162
Congratulations. You've just obtained
Level 5 clearance. Come on in.
555
00:35:20,287 --> 00:35:22,664
Wow. That was easy.
556
00:35:22,789 --> 00:35:25,584
- [Beeping]
- Fresca's in the fridge to the left.
557
00:35:25,626 --> 00:35:27,753
All-you-can-eat sundae bar's to the right.
558
00:35:27,836 --> 00:35:29,546
Make yourself at home.
[Exhales]
559
00:35:29,671 --> 00:35:31,340
MI casa es su casa.
560
00:35:31,465 --> 00:35:34,510
MI Mission Control es su Mission Control.
561
00:35:34,635 --> 00:35:36,678
Eh?
562
00:35:38,096 --> 00:35:39,473
[Beeps]
563
00:35:43,185 --> 00:35:45,103
[Comet, Kilowatt]
Whoa!
564
00:35:45,187 --> 00:35:48,273
- [Comet] This is awesome!
- Whoa!
565
00:35:48,357 --> 00:35:51,610
This is, like,
the best roller coaster ever!
566
00:35:51,693 --> 00:35:55,614
Hold on tight, Comet.
This is where it gets fun!
567
00:35:56,949 --> 00:35:58,033
[Kilowatt Squeals]
568
00:35:58,158 --> 00:36:01,078
[Giggling]
569
00:36:01,203 --> 00:36:04,581
Hey, look.
Over there's Glophopper Valley!
570
00:36:06,208 --> 00:36:08,210
[Comet]
This is so cool!
571
00:36:08,293 --> 00:36:11,338
- Hi, snail horse!
- What's up, Kilowatt?
572
00:36:22,558 --> 00:36:25,435
Whoo!
[Laughing]
573
00:36:25,561 --> 00:36:27,020
This is awesome!
574
00:36:27,104 --> 00:36:30,065
This is just the beginning!
575
00:36:34,611 --> 00:36:37,364
- [Kilowatt] Whoo!
- [Laughing]
576
00:36:37,447 --> 00:36:40,075
Faster! Faster.
577
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,870
Okay. Here we go!
578
00:36:49,334 --> 00:36:51,837
We have developed
commercial applications...
579
00:36:51,962 --> 00:36:55,174
of the wormhole technology
like you requested.
580
00:36:57,843 --> 00:37:00,053
No, no, no, no. Be careful.
581
00:37:00,179 --> 00:37:02,097
That is very dangerous.
582
00:37:02,181 --> 00:37:04,892
Please do not be pointing that at people.
583
00:37:05,017 --> 00:37:09,479
I knew you eggheads
would somehow pay off one day.
584
00:37:09,605 --> 00:37:11,523
All right, show me what else it can do.
585
00:37:11,607 --> 00:37:14,193
Well, it's a de-particle-izer.
586
00:37:14,276 --> 00:37:17,821
So it pretty much only
de-particle-izes things.
587
00:37:17,946 --> 00:37:20,574
But that never gets old. Watch this.
588
00:37:23,285 --> 00:37:25,245
Ah!
589
00:37:25,329 --> 00:37:28,790
Think of the savings
on furniture polish and tech support.
590
00:37:28,916 --> 00:37:31,376
What else can we make disappear?
591
00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:34,421
[Gasps]
What about an entire country?
592
00:37:34,421 --> 00:37:34,421
funnykiddy rip for Subscene.com
593
00:37:34,505 --> 00:37:37,049
Or an entire planet.
594
00:37:39,301 --> 00:37:42,763
I could use that thing to get rid of Ham.
595
00:37:42,888 --> 00:37:46,892
I love it! I want to run
a live demonstration for Congress.
596
00:37:46,975 --> 00:37:49,603
Or maybe a demonstration on Congress.
597
00:37:49,686 --> 00:37:52,147
[Chortling]
598
00:37:54,608 --> 00:37:58,946
Ah, schnitzelfruit. They're the most
scrumptious fruit in all the land.
599
00:37:59,029 --> 00:38:00,948
Here. You want to try one?
600
00:38:02,825 --> 00:38:05,494
- This is delicious.
- I thought you'd like it.
601
00:38:05,619 --> 00:38:07,955
Oh! They don't make
fruit like that back home.
602
00:38:08,038 --> 00:38:10,707
- Oh?
- Oh! [Groans]
603
00:38:12,835 --> 00:38:15,671
Ah. This place is perfect.
604
00:38:15,796 --> 00:38:21,426
On my planet, we only give schnitzelfruit
to very special friends.
605
00:38:21,510 --> 00:38:24,638
- [Giggling]
- [Chuckles]
606
00:38:27,057 --> 00:38:28,851
What?
607
00:38:31,937 --> 00:38:34,565
Glophoppers. Awesome!
608
00:38:39,027 --> 00:38:41,530
This is so weird. Huh.
609
00:38:41,655 --> 00:38:44,783
- [Laughs]
- Ooh.
610
00:38:44,867 --> 00:38:46,451
They do feel like Jell-O.
611
00:38:46,535 --> 00:38:51,039
Come on, Comet. This way.
You're gonna love this.
612
00:38:51,165 --> 00:38:53,834
Uh, sir, uh, we were wondering...
613
00:38:53,959 --> 00:38:58,172
are we supposed to be
exploring space or blowing it up?
614
00:38:58,255 --> 00:39:01,300
What's the difference? You're supposed
to do what you're told, not ask questions.
615
00:39:01,383 --> 00:39:02,509
Huh!
616
00:39:02,634 --> 00:39:04,636
How many of these have you made?
617
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:06,930
- Just the prototype.
- Uh-huh.
618
00:39:07,055 --> 00:39:10,350
So just the one
that the freaky blue alien...
619
00:39:10,434 --> 00:39:13,187
is pointing at us right now?
620
00:39:14,897 --> 00:39:17,774
Yecch. What is that?
621
00:39:21,028 --> 00:39:22,571
Wow, look at that.
622
00:39:22,696 --> 00:39:25,657
Come on, come on. Hurry up.
623
00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:29,411
- Wow.
- Let's go, slowpoke.
624
00:39:29,536 --> 00:39:31,538
I am Zartog...
625
00:39:31,663 --> 00:39:34,541
the rightful ruler of planet Malgor...
626
00:39:34,666 --> 00:39:38,295
and soon-to-be ruler of planet Earth.
627
00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:41,006
And I know a good weapon when I see one.
628
00:39:41,089 --> 00:39:43,884
Now tell me where your leader, Ham, is...
629
00:39:43,967 --> 00:39:47,513
or I will blast you all into oblivion!
630
00:39:49,765 --> 00:39:54,102
[Gibberish]
631
00:39:54,228 --> 00:39:55,771
Anybody understand him?
632
00:39:55,896 --> 00:39:59,191
[Gibberish]
633
00:40:02,528 --> 00:40:05,239
- Whoa!
- [Chuckles] Whoa.
634
00:40:05,322 --> 00:40:08,408
Come on, Comet. Jump in!
635
00:40:08,534 --> 00:40:10,452
What are these things called?
636
00:40:10,577 --> 00:40:14,873
Whatever you want.
How about bouncy-shrooms?
637
00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:19,628
Maybe, uh, jump-shrooms.
Or, no. Uh, fungaroos!
638
00:40:19,753 --> 00:40:21,213
I like it!
639
00:40:22,798 --> 00:40:24,550
Boing! Boing!
640
00:40:24,633 --> 00:40:26,552
Boing!
[Giggling]
641
00:40:34,893 --> 00:40:37,271
Tag! You're it.
642
00:40:37,354 --> 00:40:39,731
- Hey!
- You'll never catch me.
643
00:40:39,815 --> 00:40:41,775
Oh, yes, I will.
644
00:40:44,153 --> 00:40:47,322
Hey, no fair. My arms are too short.
645
00:40:49,199 --> 00:40:52,953
- Told you you couldn't.
- Got ya! Now you're it.
646
00:41:00,878 --> 00:41:02,588
[Gibberish]
647
00:41:02,713 --> 00:41:05,132
I think he's speaking an alien language.
648
00:41:05,257 --> 00:41:07,593
[Gasps]
I'll make first contact.
649
00:41:07,676 --> 00:41:10,470
- [Beeping]
- Huh?
650
00:41:10,596 --> 00:41:12,806
- Speed that up.
- ♪♪ [Beeping Melody]
651
00:41:14,141 --> 00:41:16,185
Perhaps he speaks
the universal language...
652
00:41:16,310 --> 00:41:19,146
of super-cool dance.
653
00:41:19,271 --> 00:41:21,648
Are you trying to say,
"Get jiggy with me"?
654
00:41:21,773 --> 00:41:24,234
♪♪ [Hip-hop Beat]
655
00:41:25,777 --> 00:41:27,779
♪♪ [Continues]
656
00:41:27,863 --> 00:41:31,158
♪ This is how we do it
at Mission Control ♪
657
00:41:33,702 --> 00:41:35,579
Break it down now.
658
00:41:35,704 --> 00:41:37,581
Take it downtown.
659
00:41:37,706 --> 00:41:41,293
Do the moonwalk. Watch me. Watch me.
660
00:41:41,418 --> 00:41:43,545
Add a solar flare.
661
00:41:43,670 --> 00:41:45,547
Breathe compressed air.
662
00:41:45,672 --> 00:41:48,550
[Breathing Loudly]
663
00:41:49,593 --> 00:41:51,303
End with a glide.
664
00:41:53,514 --> 00:41:55,724
Like a rocket ride.
665
00:41:55,849 --> 00:41:58,644
[Lmitating Rocket Blastoff]
666
00:42:03,357 --> 00:42:05,692
I say "Hubble." You say "Telescope."
667
00:42:05,776 --> 00:42:07,069
Hubble.
668
00:42:08,403 --> 00:42:09,822
Huh?
669
00:42:09,863 --> 00:42:12,032
Don't leave me hanging.
670
00:42:12,157 --> 00:42:13,534
[Poole Gasps]
671
00:42:17,830 --> 00:42:19,790
♪♪ [Ends]
672
00:42:19,915 --> 00:42:23,252
- Anybody?
- [Groans]
673
00:42:23,377 --> 00:42:25,379
Hey. You can't point that at me.
674
00:42:25,504 --> 00:42:27,840
I oversee the department that funds-
675
00:42:27,923 --> 00:42:29,508
Oh!
676
00:42:29,591 --> 00:42:31,093
How dare you!
677
00:42:31,176 --> 00:42:35,889
I'll have you know that
I'm an institution in this institu-
678
00:42:36,014 --> 00:42:37,683
[Kilowatt Giggling]
679
00:42:37,766 --> 00:42:41,103
- [Kilowatt] Whee!
- Oh, check me out!
680
00:42:41,228 --> 00:42:43,689
This is so going on my blog.
681
00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:49,111
- Uh, what's a blog?
- Whee!
682
00:42:49,236 --> 00:42:52,322
- Oh! Be careful.
- I'm on top of the world!
683
00:42:52,447 --> 00:42:53,532
No!
684
00:42:53,615 --> 00:42:56,285
- Whoa!
- Oh, Comet! Oh, no.
685
00:42:56,410 --> 00:42:58,662
[Whimpering]
686
00:42:58,745 --> 00:43:00,706
Whoo!
[Laughs]
687
00:43:03,584 --> 00:43:06,503
Comet, where are you?
688
00:43:07,838 --> 00:43:09,298
You're okay.
689
00:43:09,423 --> 00:43:12,759
- You- Don't ever do that again!
- Ha, ha!
690
00:43:16,930 --> 00:43:20,225
- Huh? Heh.
- He de-particle-ized the senator.
691
00:43:20,309 --> 00:43:22,102
So much for government oversight.
692
00:43:22,227 --> 00:43:25,105
- Maybe we can bring the senator back.
- [Gibberish]
693
00:43:25,272 --> 00:43:27,316
Start talking.
694
00:43:27,441 --> 00:43:32,613
How do I use my new weapon
to destroy planet Malgor?
695
00:43:32,696 --> 00:43:36,366
And where is your leader, Ham?
696
00:43:36,492 --> 00:43:39,411
[Gibberish]
697
00:43:45,292 --> 00:43:48,253
- [BananaBerry Beeping]
- [Creature Snuffling]
698
00:43:48,378 --> 00:43:49,713
Earth to Comet.
699
00:43:49,796 --> 00:43:52,174
Comet to Earth. Come in, Earth.
700
00:43:52,299 --> 00:43:55,260
- Comet! Thank goodness.
- Little buddy.
701
00:43:55,385 --> 00:43:56,970
Are you okay, kid?
702
00:43:57,095 --> 00:43:59,139
Uh, uh, not "kid." Uh, person.
703
00:43:59,264 --> 00:44:01,016
N- Uh, tween. No. Chimp.
704
00:44:01,141 --> 00:44:04,102
Did I just put my foot in my mouth?
Tastes like hair.
705
00:44:04,228 --> 00:44:06,605
Comet- [Chuckles]
Uh, are you all right?
706
00:44:06,688 --> 00:44:09,233
- I'm great. I'm on Malgor.
- Hi, Luna!
707
00:44:09,358 --> 00:44:11,610
Hi, Houston. Hello, Ham.
708
00:44:11,693 --> 00:44:14,363
Hey, Kilowatt. Comet, my man.
709
00:44:14,488 --> 00:44:16,532
Dude, I didn't think
you were ready for the cannon...
710
00:44:16,657 --> 00:44:18,784
and now you're on an alien planet.
711
00:44:18,867 --> 00:44:20,786
So, what's Malgor like this time of year?
712
00:44:20,869 --> 00:44:22,788
It's better than I ever dreamed about.
713
00:44:22,871 --> 00:44:25,541
How, why and when did you blast off?
714
00:44:25,666 --> 00:44:27,626
Yeah, about that.
715
00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:32,214
I was just sitting in the rocket,
and the autopilot just took over.
716
00:44:32,339 --> 00:44:34,341
Ah, but don't worry. Everything's chill.
717
00:44:34,508 --> 00:44:37,845
Chill? You mean
the atmospheric temperature on Malgor is low?
718
00:44:37,970 --> 00:44:40,806
Oh, it's great here.
We're having so much fun.
719
00:44:40,889 --> 00:44:42,349
- Tell them about when-
- [Laughing]
720
00:44:42,474 --> 00:44:44,476
- When we were on the fluvian-
- And after l-
721
00:44:44,601 --> 00:44:47,521
and you almost fell off!
722
00:44:47,646 --> 00:44:50,149
Uh, do you have enough oxygen?
723
00:44:50,274 --> 00:44:54,027
Oh, wait. And you remember
when we were on the jump-shrooms?
724
00:44:54,111 --> 00:44:57,364
Hey, come in, Comet. Whoa. What's wrong?
725
00:44:57,447 --> 00:44:59,408
I think you have to be there.
726
00:44:59,533 --> 00:45:01,743
- Hang tight, kid- uh, Comet.
- [Laughing Continues]
727
00:45:01,869 --> 00:45:04,329
We'll get you home in one piece.
728
00:45:04,454 --> 00:45:06,999
Oh, don't worry about me.
I'll fly back in a week.
729
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:10,002
- Or three. Uh, T.T.F.N.
- [Laughing]
730
00:45:10,085 --> 00:45:13,714
T.T.F. - What? What's wrong with him?
731
00:45:13,797 --> 00:45:18,302
Honey- [Sniffles]
Our teenager is growing up. [Crying]
732
00:45:18,343 --> 00:45:20,470
It happened so fast.
733
00:45:20,596 --> 00:45:22,514
Guess who I just ran into.
734
00:45:22,598 --> 00:45:24,516
- Old Zartog.
- Huh?
735
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,852
- [Others] Zartog?
- Nice guy. I gave him a tour of the place.
736
00:45:26,935 --> 00:45:29,396
Gave him Level 5 clearance
to Mission Control.
737
00:45:29,521 --> 00:45:32,357
Oh, you should've been there.
It was hilarious.
738
00:45:32,441 --> 00:45:37,863
He stole a device that de-particle-izes
matter, annihilated the senator...
739
00:45:37,946 --> 00:45:41,867
and then announced plans
for the end of the Earth and Malgor.
740
00:45:41,950 --> 00:45:44,369
Hi-larious!
741
00:45:44,453 --> 00:45:46,622
- You did what?
- [Both] He did what?
742
00:45:46,747 --> 00:45:48,207
I did what?
743
00:45:48,290 --> 00:45:50,834
Luna, pull up the spy cam
in Mission Control.
744
00:45:50,959 --> 00:45:53,212
Hit "Command Option 3."
745
00:45:57,257 --> 00:45:59,426
[Growls]
746
00:46:01,220 --> 00:46:04,306
- Holy cow!
- Titan, have you lost your marbles?
747
00:46:05,849 --> 00:46:08,727
- Now tell me how
to blow up a planet with this thing.
- [Gasps]
748
00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:12,397
Oh, no! What have I done?
749
00:46:12,481 --> 00:46:15,567
Oh, not much- just gave Zartog
a way to destroy the entire planet.
750
00:46:15,651 --> 00:46:18,237
I'm going to destroy Ham...
751
00:46:18,362 --> 00:46:21,949
and all the rest of the hairy,
smelly little Earthlings.
752
00:46:22,032 --> 00:46:25,285
I'm thinking our decision to bring
a Freznar-encased alien back to Earth-
753
00:46:25,369 --> 00:46:26,829
big mistake!
754
00:46:26,954 --> 00:46:29,998
Say good-bye, Earth nerds.
755
00:46:30,123 --> 00:46:32,960
[Gibberish]
756
00:46:33,085 --> 00:46:36,547
I know he's speaking alien,
but did he just call us nerds?
757
00:46:36,713 --> 00:46:40,342
I think, actually,
he said something about flour tortillas.
758
00:46:40,467 --> 00:46:42,344
- Just a hunch.
- Hmm.
759
00:46:42,469 --> 00:46:45,430
I thought he said, "Take me
to your all-you-can-eat ice-cream sundae bar."
760
00:46:45,514 --> 00:46:47,933
[Gibberish]
761
00:46:48,016 --> 00:46:52,104
Uh, you know, it may need to go outside
and go to the bathroom.
762
00:46:52,187 --> 00:46:54,982
Where is Ham?
763
00:46:55,065 --> 00:46:57,484
Ah!
764
00:46:57,609 --> 00:46:59,486
[Both Yelp]
765
00:46:59,611 --> 00:47:01,488
Oh. I'm being de-particle-ized...
766
00:47:01,613 --> 00:47:03,740
and having my D.N.A. Transmogrified.
767
00:47:07,244 --> 00:47:10,497
Malgor is next!
768
00:47:10,622 --> 00:47:12,332
[Shrieking]
769
00:47:12,416 --> 00:47:14,960
[Groaning]
770
00:47:15,085 --> 00:47:17,129
- Kilowatt!
- I'm okay.
771
00:47:17,254 --> 00:47:19,173
Need a minute.
772
00:47:19,298 --> 00:47:23,302
[Grunts, Spluttering]
773
00:47:23,385 --> 00:47:26,471
[Sighs]
Head shorted out. Happens.
774
00:47:26,597 --> 00:47:29,933
- Ham, we need a plan.
- Right.
775
00:47:30,058 --> 00:47:32,019
We've got a tech problem
with that zapper...
776
00:47:32,144 --> 00:47:34,229
and we need
our tech genius to fix it.
777
00:47:34,354 --> 00:47:37,191
I thought you guys didn't need me.
778
00:47:37,274 --> 00:47:40,027
[Houston] We'll be toast
if we don't have you back here pronto.
779
00:47:40,110 --> 00:47:42,738
Comet, you are mission critical.
780
00:47:42,905 --> 00:47:44,364
Comet, get here fast.
781
00:47:44,490 --> 00:47:46,283
[Beeping]
782
00:47:46,408 --> 00:47:49,119
If Zartog's got some
sort of de-particle-izer...
783
00:47:49,244 --> 00:47:51,455
I could lose my friends forever.
784
00:47:51,580 --> 00:47:56,502
Ham, Luna, Titan, Houston- everybody.
785
00:47:56,585 --> 00:47:58,712
They could all disappear.
786
00:47:58,837 --> 00:48:02,174
I could be their only hope.
I have to go back.
787
00:48:02,341 --> 00:48:05,844
I know. They're your friends,
and they need you.
788
00:48:05,928 --> 00:48:08,055
I understand.
789
00:48:08,138 --> 00:48:10,098
You have to go.
790
00:48:11,225 --> 00:48:13,769
- And I'm coming with you.
- You'd do that?
791
00:48:13,894 --> 00:48:17,523
Leave planet Malgor, your home?
792
00:48:17,606 --> 00:48:19,566
For me?
793
00:48:19,650 --> 00:48:22,444
Actually, now that you mention it...
794
00:48:22,569 --> 00:48:24,530
I almost crashed getting over here.
795
00:48:24,655 --> 00:48:26,573
I could really use a copilot.
796
00:48:26,615 --> 00:48:29,201
- Great.
- Wait. No. No.
797
00:48:29,284 --> 00:48:31,954
What am I thinking? I can't let you come.
798
00:48:32,079 --> 00:48:34,039
This mission will be dangerous.
799
00:48:34,122 --> 00:48:36,750
If the hypertunnel doesn't kill us
and we don't crash...
800
00:48:36,875 --> 00:48:38,836
we'll still have to face Zartog.
801
00:48:38,961 --> 00:48:40,963
- Am I your friend?
- Yes.
802
00:48:41,046 --> 00:48:43,590
And you're the best friend I've ever had.
803
00:48:43,715 --> 00:48:47,010
- Friends don't let friends down.
- Oh.
804
00:48:48,637 --> 00:48:50,430
[Warbling]
805
00:48:50,556 --> 00:48:53,559
[Laughs]
Let's go.
806
00:48:56,895 --> 00:48:58,730
[Snuffles]
807
00:49:00,899 --> 00:49:03,986
[Kilowatt Panting]
808
00:49:05,779 --> 00:49:08,365
Better strap in. It's gonna get bumpy.
809
00:49:08,490 --> 00:49:12,161
- Aye, aye, Captain.
- Man, I am sure glad you're here.
810
00:49:12,286 --> 00:49:15,330
It was almost lmposslble
trying to fly the shlp on my own.
811
00:49:15,455 --> 00:49:17,875
Those are for the thrust,
and those are for the wing flaps.
812
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,794
They go up and down.
I'll tell you how much and when.
813
00:49:20,878 --> 00:49:23,005
Thrust and flaps. Right-o.
814
00:49:23,130 --> 00:49:25,174
Computer, initiate launch procedure.
815
00:49:25,299 --> 00:49:27,301
[Computer]
Initiating launch procedure.
816
00:49:27,426 --> 00:49:30,470
- Let's light this candle.
- Lighting candle.
817
00:49:31,597 --> 00:49:33,432
[Kilowatt Yelping]
818
00:49:33,515 --> 00:49:37,144
- [All Shouting] Bye! Good-bye!
- [Sighs]
819
00:49:37,269 --> 00:49:39,980
[Kilowatt]
Good-bye, Malgor. I'll miss you.
820
00:49:40,063 --> 00:49:42,691
[Computer]
Return to Earth Inltiated.
821
00:49:42,816 --> 00:49:45,402
[All Panting]
822
00:49:46,528 --> 00:49:48,489
[With Australian Accent]
As you can see...
823
00:49:48,572 --> 00:49:51,992
I'm sneaking down the hallway
to Mission Control, where Zartog's taken over.
824
00:49:52,075 --> 00:49:54,119
Why are you talking
with an Australian accent?
825
00:49:54,244 --> 00:49:56,163
[With Accent]
Accent? What accent?
826
00:49:56,246 --> 00:49:57,748
[Normal Voice]
Oh, I thought it sounded more dramatic.
827
00:49:57,873 --> 00:49:59,791
I'm live blogging
for the Discovery Channel.
828
00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:02,044
Ah, never mind. What's the plan?
829
00:50:02,169 --> 00:50:04,963
Shouldn't the commander
technically come up with the plan?
830
00:50:05,047 --> 00:50:07,174
The commander who let Zartog take over?
831
00:50:07,257 --> 00:50:10,552
Yes, but if I hadn't
let Zartog take over...
832
00:50:10,636 --> 00:50:12,930
then we wouldn't need
the aforementioned plan...
833
00:50:13,055 --> 00:50:16,808
so I was responsible
for creating the demand for a plan.
834
00:50:16,892 --> 00:50:20,813
That, combined with my seniority
and my chiseled heroic looks...
835
00:50:20,896 --> 00:50:23,690
means that I am in charge,
so I get to make the plan.
836
00:50:23,774 --> 00:50:25,776
Okay. So, what's your plan?
837
00:50:25,943 --> 00:50:31,323
Right. [Quietly]
Right, right, right. Right.
838
00:50:31,406 --> 00:50:34,034
Well, I just did
one million ab crunches...
839
00:50:34,159 --> 00:50:36,954
so, uh, time for a nap now.
840
00:50:37,079 --> 00:50:38,956
[Yawns]
841
00:50:39,081 --> 00:50:42,501
[Snoring]
842
00:50:42,584 --> 00:50:45,212
Anyone else have a plan?
843
00:50:45,337 --> 00:50:48,131
Patience, Luna,
whose name rhymes with "tuna."
844
00:50:48,257 --> 00:50:50,425
We wake up Commander Coma,
we sneak in...
845
00:50:50,551 --> 00:50:54,221
I do a little distracting,
and then you guys jump him.
846
00:50:54,263 --> 00:50:57,641
Oh. So, you're gonna do tricks,
and we're supposed to jump him?
847
00:50:57,766 --> 00:51:00,727
- That's your plan?
- Chillax.
848
00:51:00,853 --> 00:51:05,232
Don't be hatin' on my plan.
I'm also gonna pick the lock
and get us into Mission Control.
849
00:51:05,315 --> 00:51:07,359
Da-da-da. Let's see.
850
00:51:07,484 --> 00:51:10,404
Houston's banana closet.
The lock on the new ice-cream sundae bar.
851
00:51:10,529 --> 00:51:13,282
The senator's limo.
Ooh, Luna's locker room.
852
00:51:13,407 --> 00:51:17,744
- [Sighs]
- Kidding. Kidding.
Got you for a second though.
853
00:51:17,870 --> 00:51:20,706
Ha. Here it is. Mission Control.
I thought I was out of fingers.
854
00:51:20,747 --> 00:51:23,292
[Sighs]
855
00:51:23,417 --> 00:51:25,919
[Beeps]
856
00:51:26,044 --> 00:51:28,046
Or one could do it that way.
857
00:51:33,010 --> 00:51:35,012
Hang on, Kilowatt.
858
00:51:35,137 --> 00:51:37,097
- [Thunder Rumbling]
- What's happening?
859
00:51:37,139 --> 00:51:40,267
We're just going through a little rift
in space and time is all.
860
00:51:40,350 --> 00:51:43,395
Well, that makes sense.
[Shrieking]
861
00:51:43,479 --> 00:51:47,441
K.W., you gotta turn off the high beams.
I can't see to pilot.
862
00:51:49,693 --> 00:51:51,612
Control your fear. Control your fear.
863
00:51:51,695 --> 00:51:53,614
Control your fear. Control your fear.
864
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:03,123
[With Australian Accent] Now I'm sneaking
into Mission Control on my belly...
865
00:52:03,248 --> 00:52:05,709
like a wild croc hunting his prey.
866
00:52:05,834 --> 00:52:07,836
[Snarling]
867
00:52:07,961 --> 00:52:10,214
- Would you shut it!
- [Snores]
868
00:52:10,339 --> 00:52:12,299
[Grunting]
869
00:52:12,382 --> 00:52:16,011
- Titan, stay awake.
- Oh!
870
00:52:16,136 --> 00:52:20,224
This is your last chance.
Quit pretending you don't understand me...
871
00:52:20,349 --> 00:52:23,477
and tell me where I can find Ham.
872
00:52:23,602 --> 00:52:27,773
[Gibberish]
873
00:52:27,856 --> 00:52:31,193
The more it tries to communicate,
the less I understand it.
874
00:52:31,318 --> 00:52:35,155
- But I do find its ugliness
becoming strangely adorable.
- Huh?
875
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:36,365
Hmm.
876
00:52:36,490 --> 00:52:38,534
Maybe we should try Spanish.
877
00:52:38,659 --> 00:52:41,119
¿Dónde está "la"cuarto de baño?
878
00:52:41,245 --> 00:52:44,039
[Shouting Gibberish]
879
00:52:44,164 --> 00:52:46,875
In Hindi, we say-
[Speaking Hindi]
880
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,170
[Speaking African Xhosa Language]
881
00:52:50,295 --> 00:52:52,506
No, no, no!
882
00:52:52,631 --> 00:52:54,716
Take me...
883
00:52:54,842 --> 00:52:57,803
to your leader, Ham...
884
00:52:57,886 --> 00:53:00,931
and the other space chimps.
885
00:53:01,056 --> 00:53:03,141
Take me to the one you call Ham!
886
00:53:03,225 --> 00:53:06,019
[Gibberish]
887
00:53:06,145 --> 00:53:08,689
[Zartog]
Where is Ham?
888
00:53:08,856 --> 00:53:11,900
- The little ugly one?
- Huh?
889
00:53:12,025 --> 00:53:16,238
With the dumb look on his face?
The crossed eyes? The big ears?
890
00:53:16,363 --> 00:53:19,074
The moronic expression.
Who looks like this.
891
00:53:19,199 --> 00:53:22,536
"I am Ham. Look at me. I am so stupid."
892
00:53:22,661 --> 00:53:26,582
Oh, come on. Piddles does
a better impression of me than that.
893
00:53:26,707 --> 00:53:29,376
[Lmitating Monkey Chatter]
894
00:53:29,459 --> 00:53:31,837
You want me, Zartog? Come and get me.
895
00:53:33,130 --> 00:53:37,009
- Whoa!
- [Shouting]
896
00:53:37,092 --> 00:53:40,012
- [Snoring]
- Huh?
897
00:53:40,095 --> 00:53:43,015
[Shouts, Grunts]
898
00:53:44,057 --> 00:53:45,392
[Snoring]
899
00:53:45,517 --> 00:53:49,021
[Gasps, Grunting]
900
00:53:49,146 --> 00:53:51,064
- Aha.
- Huh?
901
00:53:52,149 --> 00:53:55,861
Whoa! Yaah!
902
00:53:55,944 --> 00:53:58,322
- Ham!
- Uh-oh.
903
00:53:58,447 --> 00:54:01,200
No! Why?
904
00:54:01,283 --> 00:54:02,576
Why?
905
00:54:02,659 --> 00:54:05,496
I never wanted a de-particle-izer.
906
00:54:05,621 --> 00:54:10,042
I just wanted to build
a low-fat smoothie yogurt dispenser.
907
00:54:10,167 --> 00:54:12,920
Dr. Poole, I have always loved you.
908
00:54:13,045 --> 00:54:17,132
I know, Dr. Jagu. I know.
909
00:54:17,257 --> 00:54:20,219
- Oh! That tickles.
- No.
910
00:54:20,302 --> 00:54:23,222
Shoot. There goes half of Mission Control.
911
00:54:23,305 --> 00:54:25,933
I'm gonna have to bring Comet in
the old-fashioned way-
912
00:54:26,058 --> 00:54:28,936
talk him down.
[Grunts]
913
00:54:29,061 --> 00:54:30,938
Oh, look. Here we are again.
914
00:54:31,063 --> 00:54:32,981
I have you now, Ham.
915
00:54:33,106 --> 00:54:36,443
- Huh? Huh?
- [Beeping]
916
00:54:36,527 --> 00:54:38,946
- [Groaning]
- [Houston] Comet! Comet, come in.
917
00:54:39,029 --> 00:54:41,990
Can you read me? Repeat: Can you read me?
918
00:54:43,492 --> 00:54:46,328
Uh, oh. Read you loud and clear, Houston.
919
00:54:46,453 --> 00:54:48,288
Now, you're coming in real fast.
920
00:54:48,372 --> 00:54:51,291
Comet, you sure you're up for this?
921
00:54:51,416 --> 00:54:53,836
It's not too late
to ditch the ship and eject.
922
00:54:53,961 --> 00:54:56,630
No. I got this, Houston. Trust me.
923
00:54:58,298 --> 00:55:03,011
[Groans]
What happened? Where are we?
924
00:55:03,136 --> 00:55:07,474
- Kilowatt, welcome to Earth.
- [Gasps]
925
00:55:07,558 --> 00:55:11,019
It's even more beautiful
than I ever lmaglned.
926
00:55:14,022 --> 00:55:17,484
Okay, Houston,
it's time to bring this bird home.
927
00:55:17,609 --> 00:55:18,986
Um, let's see.
928
00:55:20,988 --> 00:55:23,615
Uh, up a little, maybe.
929
00:55:23,699 --> 00:55:25,993
Up a little? That's it?
930
00:55:26,118 --> 00:55:30,330
[Computer] Entering Earth's atmosphere.
Danger. Nose cone overheating.
931
00:55:30,414 --> 00:55:32,374
It's okay. Don't panic.
932
00:55:32,499 --> 00:55:36,795
I just got to find a teeny-tiny
little runway down there, somewhere.
933
00:55:36,879 --> 00:55:38,839
- Landing gear malfunction.
- [Houston] You're just gonna have to wing it.
934
00:55:38,964 --> 00:55:40,841
You got to land by slght and feel.
935
00:55:40,966 --> 00:55:43,969
I am feeling something. Fear!
936
00:55:44,094 --> 00:55:47,598
I can't see.
[Screams]
937
00:55:47,681 --> 00:55:50,726
[Houston] Kid, you're going In too fast,
too low and In the wrong zlp code.
938
00:55:50,851 --> 00:55:52,978
Ah, that's better.
939
00:55:53,061 --> 00:55:55,063
Control your fear. Control your fear.
940
00:55:55,189 --> 00:55:57,149
Control your fear. Control your fear.
941
00:55:57,274 --> 00:55:59,234
Up on the left flaps.
942
00:55:59,359 --> 00:56:01,320
- Left flaps up.
- Good.
943
00:56:01,403 --> 00:56:04,198
- Now down a bit.
- Down a bit. Roger.
944
00:56:05,824 --> 00:56:08,785
Oh, I picked a bad year
to quit eating bananas.
945
00:56:08,911 --> 00:56:11,455
Oh, who cares?
[Chomping]
946
00:56:11,705 --> 00:56:14,875
Ah, finally. Now I've got you.
947
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:18,128
Yeah, you do. But before you destroy me,
how about a little magic?
948
00:56:18,212 --> 00:56:20,130
Tonight, for one night only...
949
00:56:20,214 --> 00:56:22,883
all the way from- well, from over there...
950
00:56:22,966 --> 00:56:26,011
you will see me bend the laws
of physics and reality...
951
00:56:26,094 --> 00:56:29,431
in a way that is... magical.
952
00:56:31,934 --> 00:56:33,060
Ta-da!
953
00:56:33,185 --> 00:56:35,020
[Gasps]
954
00:56:35,103 --> 00:56:37,356
What else do I have in the bag o' magic?
955
00:56:37,481 --> 00:56:41,068
Let's see here. You've seen this one?
Pull the rabbit out of the hat.
956
00:56:41,151 --> 00:56:44,530
[Gasps]
Ohl Oh, very good.
957
00:56:44,571 --> 00:56:46,532
Yeah. It's a short-haired rabbit.
958
00:56:46,657 --> 00:56:49,243
Okay, it's a guinea pig.
You caught me. But it came out of the hat.
959
00:56:49,368 --> 00:56:51,370
- Oh!
- [Grunts]
960
00:56:51,495 --> 00:56:53,455
[Ham]
Hey, hey. Careful wlth hlm.
961
00:56:53,580 --> 00:56:56,834
That is Nlbbles.
He was on the first Mars misslon.
962
00:56:56,917 --> 00:56:58,794
Watch this.
963
00:57:00,379 --> 00:57:01,922
Ah! And this.
964
00:57:02,047 --> 00:57:05,676
Ha! Ha-ha. Ooh, it's magic.
965
00:57:05,801 --> 00:57:07,803
I don't know if I'd eat that
if I were you.
966
00:57:07,928 --> 00:57:10,347
Hang tight. Here comes the big finale.
967
00:57:10,430 --> 00:57:14,643
Whoops. Where'd it go?
Look fast. Presto chango magnifico.
968
00:57:14,768 --> 00:57:18,272
- Ta-da!
- Wa- Wait. Where did it go?
969
00:57:18,397 --> 00:57:20,899
- Where did it go?
- Where did what go?
970
00:57:20,983 --> 00:57:23,485
- Reveal.
- [Jagu Gasps]
971
00:57:23,610 --> 00:57:26,280
The magic runs deep with the monkey.
972
00:57:26,363 --> 00:57:28,907
- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, yeah.
973
00:57:28,991 --> 00:57:31,493
Then wait till you see this.
974
00:57:31,618 --> 00:57:35,581
[Grunting]
975
00:57:35,664 --> 00:57:38,667
Okay, Ham, let's not overdo it.
We have the thing we-
976
00:57:40,294 --> 00:57:42,462
- Oh!
- Not here or here.
977
00:57:42,588 --> 00:57:44,256
- Ah, so it must be-
- Here. Ta-da!
978
00:57:44,256 --> 00:57:46,967
- Ah, so it must be-
- Here. Ta-da!
979
00:57:47,050 --> 00:57:51,054
What's it doing there?
Okay. Uh, abracadabra.
980
00:57:51,180 --> 00:57:53,307
Wham, kazam, thank you, ma'am.
981
00:57:53,432 --> 00:57:55,392
Bing, boom, bangoleer...
982
00:57:55,475 --> 00:57:58,145
de-particle-izer reappear.
983
00:57:58,270 --> 00:58:01,482
Shoot. Uh- No!
984
00:58:01,565 --> 00:58:05,611
Now for my trick.
You're going to disappear.
985
00:58:06,653 --> 00:58:09,072
Say good-bye, Ham.
986
00:58:10,449 --> 00:58:13,994
- Look out!
- Huh? Huh? Oh, no.
987
00:58:14,119 --> 00:58:16,497
I will never realize my dream-
988
00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:18,540
to be the first rocket scientist...
989
00:58:18,665 --> 00:58:22,127
to become a soloist
for the American Ballet Theater.
990
00:58:22,211 --> 00:58:24,671
♪♪ [Harpslchord, Strings: Classlcal]
991
00:58:39,770 --> 00:58:41,730
♪♪ [Stops]
992
00:58:47,903 --> 00:58:49,196
What?
993
00:58:52,741 --> 00:58:54,034
[Power Blasts]
994
00:58:59,164 --> 00:59:00,833
- Ham!
- Grrr!
995
00:59:05,170 --> 00:59:07,130
Hello, space toad.
996
00:59:07,256 --> 00:59:09,550
Anyone ever tell you
you're kind of cute when you're angry?
997
00:59:09,675 --> 00:59:12,427
- Well, they lied.
- [Growls]
998
00:59:12,553 --> 00:59:15,347
So, by the way,
what was it like being a lawn ornament?
999
00:59:15,430 --> 00:59:18,600
Make any interesting friends
of the canine variety?
1000
00:59:18,725 --> 00:59:20,727
Huh? Arf, arf. Woof, woof.
1001
00:59:20,853 --> 00:59:23,605
- [Growls] Hmm.
- Hmm?
1002
00:59:23,730 --> 00:59:27,109
- [Gasps]
- [Zartog Grunting]
1003
00:59:28,443 --> 00:59:30,362
Huh?
1004
00:59:30,445 --> 00:59:34,241
[Yelping]
1005
00:59:36,952 --> 00:59:38,412
[Laughing]
1006
00:59:38,620 --> 00:59:41,206
Ya-hoo!
1007
00:59:46,670 --> 00:59:48,964
Whoa!
1008
00:59:49,089 --> 00:59:51,675
- [Grunts]
- Whoa!
1009
00:59:51,758 --> 00:59:54,928
Not even close! It was pretty close.
1010
00:59:55,053 --> 00:59:56,555
[Snarling]
1011
01:00:01,810 --> 01:00:03,729
Take that!
1012
01:00:04,813 --> 01:00:07,107
Will you stay still!
1013
01:00:09,485 --> 01:00:11,945
Zartog is chasing Ham on jet packs.
1014
01:00:12,070 --> 01:00:13,614
[Shrieking]
1015
01:00:13,739 --> 01:00:16,241
- That's not good.
- We gotta help Ham.
1016
01:00:16,366 --> 01:00:18,452
Landing the ship is gonna be hard enough.
1017
01:00:18,494 --> 01:00:20,496
You need to focus on that.
1018
01:00:24,625 --> 01:00:25,792
[Grunts]
1019
01:00:28,003 --> 01:00:29,463
[Gasps]
1020
01:00:32,549 --> 01:00:35,427
Huh?
[Growls]
1021
01:00:41,016 --> 01:00:42,935
Aah! Whoa!
1022
01:00:46,688 --> 01:00:50,317
- Oh, no. Zartog's on the wing.
- Huh?
1023
01:00:50,442 --> 01:00:52,069
[Grunting]
1024
01:00:52,152 --> 01:00:53,320
[Both Scream]
1025
01:00:55,197 --> 01:00:57,658
[Grunting]
1026
01:00:58,951 --> 01:01:02,621
Hold on, Kilowatt.
This could get a little shaky.
1027
01:01:04,206 --> 01:01:06,333
Whoa!
1028
01:01:06,458 --> 01:01:09,253
[Grunting, Muttering]
1029
01:01:09,378 --> 01:01:10,838
Whoa!
1030
01:01:14,174 --> 01:01:15,509
[Chuckles]
1031
01:01:16,677 --> 01:01:18,220
- [Roars]
- [Shrieks]
1032
01:01:18,345 --> 01:01:20,681
[Chortles]
Here's Zartog!
1033
01:01:20,806 --> 01:01:22,683
You can't get rid of me that easy.
1034
01:01:22,766 --> 01:01:25,686
Maybe we can knock him off.
1035
01:01:28,981 --> 01:01:30,482
[Grunting]
1036
01:01:33,402 --> 01:01:36,572
[Whimpering]
1037
01:01:40,868 --> 01:01:43,996
[Screaming]
1038
01:01:46,915 --> 01:01:50,335
- Ha!
- [Groaning, Gags]
1039
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:54,882
You did it, kid. You got rid of Zartog.
1040
01:01:55,007 --> 01:01:57,801
Whoo! That was some fancy flyin'.
1041
01:01:57,885 --> 01:02:01,096
Now let's land this thing.
I'll get the landing truck.
1042
01:02:03,891 --> 01:02:07,436
Come on. Come on.
All right, go, go, go, go.
1043
01:02:09,229 --> 01:02:12,024
[Engine Revs, Tires Screeching]
1044
01:02:23,452 --> 01:02:26,413
- Level off. I'll try to get under you.
- [Comet] Got it!
1045
01:02:26,497 --> 01:02:27,706
[Grunts]
1046
01:02:35,547 --> 01:02:36,798
You're still too hot.
1047
01:02:36,924 --> 01:02:39,801
- That's it. Easy does it, Kilowatt.
- [Whimpers]
1048
01:02:44,848 --> 01:02:46,975
- [Loud Thump]
- Hey!
1049
01:02:47,059 --> 01:02:49,311
[Brakes Squealing]
1050
01:02:51,980 --> 01:02:54,775
[Exhales]
Yee-haw!
1051
01:02:54,858 --> 01:02:57,611
That is what I'm talkin' about.
He nailed it!
1052
01:02:57,694 --> 01:03:01,615
That was amazing. Nice job, Comet.
1053
01:03:01,740 --> 01:03:03,742
I couldn't have done it without you.
1054
01:03:03,867 --> 01:03:06,912
[Giggles]
Aw, shucks.
1055
01:03:07,037 --> 01:03:10,749
Earth. I can't believe we made it.
1056
01:03:13,502 --> 01:03:15,420
Heh.
1057
01:03:17,214 --> 01:03:18,465
Whoa!
[Groans]
1058
01:03:18,590 --> 01:03:20,843
Oh.
1059
01:03:20,968 --> 01:03:23,095
Welcome home, space chimp.
1060
01:03:25,848 --> 01:03:28,600
[Trilling]
1061
01:03:28,684 --> 01:03:33,480
[Grunting, Groaning]
1062
01:03:33,564 --> 01:03:35,649
- [Gasps]
- Huh?
1063
01:03:35,774 --> 01:03:36,817
[Clears Throat]
1064
01:03:36,942 --> 01:03:40,696
I hate to break up
this strange reunion, but-
1065
01:03:40,821 --> 01:03:42,656
Zartog's back.
1066
01:03:43,699 --> 01:03:45,617
[Whimpering]
1067
01:03:45,701 --> 01:03:48,453
Kilowatt! No!
1068
01:03:48,537 --> 01:03:51,790
Comet. Remember the BananaBerry.
1069
01:03:51,874 --> 01:03:55,836
It worked on Malgor. It will work here.
1070
01:03:55,919 --> 01:03:57,129
[Sighs]
1071
01:03:57,212 --> 01:04:01,049
You're next. Any last requests?
1072
01:04:02,426 --> 01:04:04,553
Yeah. I'd like to make a phone call.
1073
01:04:04,678 --> 01:04:07,139
- Hmm?
- [Beeping]
1074
01:04:07,264 --> 01:04:10,976
Please stop!
[Yelping]
1075
01:04:11,059 --> 01:04:13,353
I'm... feeling... funny!
1076
01:04:16,899 --> 01:04:20,194
- [Beeping Continues]
- [Yelping]
1077
01:04:20,319 --> 01:04:26,533
- [Both Screaming, Slow Motion]
- [Zartog] No!
1078
01:04:29,161 --> 01:04:30,579
Yaah!
1079
01:04:30,704 --> 01:04:33,874
Wait! I still have so much love to give.
1080
01:04:36,793 --> 01:04:39,713
Well, that takes care of Zartog.
1081
01:04:39,838 --> 01:04:43,425
And our best scientists
and half of Mission Control.
1082
01:04:43,550 --> 01:04:45,886
And my best friend.
1083
01:04:47,179 --> 01:04:49,056
Hmm? Huh.
1084
01:04:49,181 --> 01:04:50,891
Let me see that thing.
1085
01:04:50,974 --> 01:04:52,935
[Beeping]
1086
01:04:54,061 --> 01:04:55,771
According to Einstein's theory...
1087
01:04:55,896 --> 01:04:57,606
you can double the particle velocity...
1088
01:04:57,731 --> 01:05:01,068
inverting the acceleration
and reversing time.
1089
01:05:01,193 --> 01:05:03,570
- [Beeping]
- Here goes nothin'.
1090
01:05:04,613 --> 01:05:07,199
[Giggles]
1091
01:05:07,324 --> 01:05:09,034
[Gasps]
1092
01:05:09,117 --> 01:05:11,411
[All Murmuring]
1093
01:05:12,621 --> 01:05:15,541
- It worked!
- You brought them all back.
1094
01:05:15,624 --> 01:05:18,001
[Chuckles]
That's our boy.
1095
01:05:18,085 --> 01:05:20,003
Good work, buddy.
1096
01:05:20,087 --> 01:05:22,089
Now that's what I call a magic trick.
1097
01:05:22,172 --> 01:05:24,591
[Jagu's Voice]
It seems we've been re-particle-ized.
1098
01:05:24,716 --> 01:05:26,718
[Bob's Voice]
Your voice sounds very weird.
1099
01:05:26,802 --> 01:05:28,595
[Senator's Voice]
Your voice sounds weird too.
1100
01:05:28,679 --> 01:05:30,597
[Kilowatt's Voice]
Their voices are mixed up.
1101
01:05:30,681 --> 01:05:34,017
[Trilling] I'm glad mine doesn't sound
like a girl's or something.
1102
01:05:34,101 --> 01:05:36,812
[Gasps]
Oh, no!
1103
01:05:36,937 --> 01:05:38,605
[Shrieking]
1104
01:05:38,730 --> 01:05:41,775
Comet. Can you take care of this?
1105
01:05:41,900 --> 01:05:43,861
- [Beeping]
- Already on it.
1106
01:05:51,702 --> 01:05:53,453
[Normal Voice]
Testing, testing.
1107
01:05:53,537 --> 01:05:55,789
Oh. Now, that is more like it.
1108
01:05:55,873 --> 01:05:58,750
I think the chimps just saved us.
1109
01:05:58,834 --> 01:06:02,504
Yes, and it appears he has just returned
from a second trip to Malgor...
1110
01:06:02,629 --> 01:06:04,089
with even more aliens.
1111
01:06:04,173 --> 01:06:07,593
Maybe the chimps should be
running the space agency instead of us.
1112
01:06:07,718 --> 01:06:10,721
That would definitely
free up more time for romance.
1113
01:06:10,888 --> 01:06:13,640
And ballet dancing.
1114
01:06:13,724 --> 01:06:18,061
Testing. One, two.
Testing. Testing. Okay.
1115
01:06:18,145 --> 01:06:23,317
Um, this project is officially... weird.
1116
01:06:23,442 --> 01:06:26,069
The ray gun thingy is canceled.
All right? Just cancel it.
1117
01:06:26,153 --> 01:06:28,655
Just focus on the terraforming mission.
1118
01:06:28,739 --> 01:06:30,657
And that's it. All right?
1119
01:06:30,782 --> 01:06:34,244
I'm going to eat an ice-cream sundae.
1120
01:06:34,328 --> 01:06:36,705
Thank you. Good-bye.
1121
01:06:37,915 --> 01:06:41,460
Comet, you saved us. You're a hero.
1122
01:06:41,585 --> 01:06:44,004
Can I call you "Captain Comet"?
1123
01:06:44,129 --> 01:06:47,466
Yeah! Who flew to Malgor and back
all by himself?
1124
01:06:47,549 --> 01:06:49,968
- You.
- Well, not entirely.
1125
01:06:50,052 --> 01:06:53,847
I did have some help-
from a very awesome copilot.
1126
01:06:53,972 --> 01:06:55,849
[Trilling]
1127
01:06:55,974 --> 01:06:58,185
I kind of feel bad about Zartog.
1128
01:06:58,268 --> 01:07:01,188
Really? You want him back?
1129
01:07:01,271 --> 01:07:04,483
Yeah. His toadlike ugliness and maniacal
pursuit of global domination...
1130
01:07:04,566 --> 01:07:06,652
was kind of entertaining.
[Chuckles]
1131
01:07:06,777 --> 01:07:11,323
Hmm. Maybe a teensy-tiny bit.
1132
01:07:11,448 --> 01:07:15,327
Okay. A teensy-tiny
bit of Zartog comin' up.
1133
01:07:19,206 --> 01:07:21,542
[Squeaky Voice]
I am Zartog!
1134
01:07:21,625 --> 01:07:24,002
Hear me... squeak?
1135
01:07:25,045 --> 01:07:27,047
What the heck?
1136
01:07:31,218 --> 01:07:32,761
[All Chuckling]
1137
01:07:34,888 --> 01:07:38,976
Vengeance will be mine!
1138
01:07:39,059 --> 01:07:41,562
[All Laughing]
1139
01:07:43,689 --> 01:07:46,150
[Panting]
1140
01:07:48,152 --> 01:07:52,281
- Ladies and gentlemen- [Yelps]
- [Crowd Cheering]
1141
01:07:53,657 --> 01:07:55,117
Yeow!
1142
01:07:55,242 --> 01:07:57,703
- Tonlght-
- [Whimpers]
1143
01:07:57,828 --> 01:08:02,583
In a speclal beneflt to support the
space agency and Save the Chimps Fund...
1144
01:08:02,708 --> 01:08:05,919
we have a very speclal surprlsel
1145
01:08:06,003 --> 01:08:08,755
Ta-da! Ha!
1146
01:08:08,839 --> 01:08:12,467
Introducing the monkey with the most...
1147
01:08:12,593 --> 01:08:15,012
the pimp chimp who's no wimp!
1148
01:08:15,095 --> 01:08:17,222
Put your opposable thumbs together...
1149
01:08:17,347 --> 01:08:19,766
for the one and only Comet!
1150
01:08:19,850 --> 01:08:23,395
- [Crowd Cheering]
- "The pimp chimp who's no wimp."
1151
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:26,064
- I'll have to remember that.
- [Crowd Chanting] Comet! Comet!
1152
01:08:26,190 --> 01:08:28,442
Comet! Comet! Comet!
1153
01:08:28,525 --> 01:08:30,486
[Giggling]
1154
01:08:32,488 --> 01:08:36,742
[Crowd Oohing, Aahing]
1155
01:08:36,825 --> 01:08:39,453
[Ham]
Now, because you demanded it...
1156
01:08:39,495 --> 01:08:42,289
It's time for spln the chimpl
1157
01:08:42,414 --> 01:08:44,541
Hopefully, thls chimp
won't toss hls bananas.
1158
01:08:46,710 --> 01:08:50,255
[Crowd Gasping, Cheering]
1159
01:08:50,380 --> 01:08:55,511
- Is it me, or is this guy great?
- [Crowd Cheering]
1160
01:08:55,636 --> 01:08:57,971
Here you go, kid.
1161
01:08:58,055 --> 01:09:00,140
Can I really?
1162
01:09:02,184 --> 01:09:04,102
Oh! Thanks, Ham.
1163
01:09:11,860 --> 01:09:14,321
[Crowd Cheering]
1164
01:09:15,823 --> 01:09:17,366
Ready?
1165
01:09:17,491 --> 01:09:19,827
Oh, yeah. I am so ready.
1166
01:09:19,910 --> 01:09:22,162
Remember, Comet, keep your head up...
1167
01:09:22,246 --> 01:09:24,164
and reach for the stars.
1168
01:09:29,837 --> 01:09:31,296
[Crowd Gasps]
1169
01:09:33,423 --> 01:09:35,384
Whoo!
1170
01:09:44,476 --> 01:09:46,937
[Insects Chirping]
1171
01:09:51,817 --> 01:09:54,319
[Panting]
1172
01:09:58,866 --> 01:10:01,368
- No! Whoa! Uh!
- [Snoring]
1173
01:10:01,493 --> 01:10:03,495
[Snuffles]
1174
01:10:03,579 --> 01:10:06,039
- [Gasps]
- [Snoring]
1175
01:10:08,167 --> 01:10:11,712
[Zartog Whimpering]
1176
01:10:11,837 --> 01:10:13,505
[Yelps, Screams]
1177
01:10:13,589 --> 01:10:16,341
[Grunting, Groaning]
1178
01:10:17,509 --> 01:10:19,011
Huh?
1179
01:10:20,554 --> 01:10:23,765
[Whimpering]
1180
01:10:23,891 --> 01:10:26,560
[Whines, Yips]
1181
01:10:26,685 --> 01:10:30,439
- Nice poochie. Nice poochie.
- [Panting]
1182
01:10:30,522 --> 01:10:34,443
- [Barking]
- [Screaming]
1183
01:10:34,568 --> 01:10:36,028
[Yelping]
1184
01:10:36,111 --> 01:10:38,572
[Barking]
1185
01:10:38,697 --> 01:10:40,574
[Giggles]
1186
01:10:40,699 --> 01:10:42,534
[Whimpering]
1187
01:10:42,659 --> 01:10:45,913
[Yelping, Screaming]
1188
01:10:45,996 --> 01:10:47,956
[Giggles]
1189
01:10:49,041 --> 01:10:51,126
- [Screaming]
- [Barking]
1190
01:10:55,589 --> 01:10:59,218
[Yelping, Whimpering]
1191
01:11:00,636 --> 01:11:03,388
- [Barking]
- [Screaming]
1192
01:15:37,788 --> 01:15:38,747
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