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- I'm so bored.

All right.

I'm gonna make some popcorn.

There's something in the house.

Yes, there's something
in the house.

There's something in the house.

Oh my gosh, please hurry!

- Kayla!

Get in the house!

It's not in there,
it's out here!

- Holy shit!

- Your boyfriend's here.

- Um, hey, will you tell him
I'll be there in a minute?

I've gotta drop this
coffee off at table seven

and then check in
on the kitchen.

- I sure will, in a sec.

- Oh, crap.

- Is everything all
right here, sir?

- Uh, actually no.

My bacon wasn't crispy,

my eggs were running
all over the place,

and my toast is burned.

- Well, your eggs
were scrambled.

But it seems like you
ate a lot of it already.

- Well, I struggled
with most of it,

and I'm not satisfied at all.

- How about I go get the kitchen
to make you another plate?

How's that sound?

- No, no!

No, my stomach's upset now.

- Hey Nick, Marilynn
is busy over there.

But she'll be here in a minute.

Can I get you anything?

- Coffee.

- Extra cream, right?

- Yeah.
- Okay, got it.

There we go.

- Joan.
- Yeah?

- Why's Lisa here today?

Shouldn't she be at school?

- Oh, she wasn't feeling well.

And you know, on
such a short notice,

there's no way she
could get a sitter.

- I'm sorry, sir.

Like I said, I'd be happy
to get you another plate.

- I said I
wanted crispy bacon!

- Hi, Nick.

- Lisa, how you doing?

- I'm good.

- Ah, you're good?

I heard you were sick today.

- Oh, that's what I
meant.

I'm not feeling so well.

- Well, I hope you feel
a little bit better.

Wouldn't want you
getting behind in school.

- Can you keep a secret?

- Of course.

- Well, I'm not really sick.

I just didn't wanna
go to school today.

- Why didn't you wanna
go to school today?

- Well, I told Marty Schulz

that I wanted to
marry him someday.

And he told all of his friends

and they all laughed at me.

- Lisa, you're in sixth grade.

I think you're a
little too young

to be worrying about marriage.

- Oh silly, I meant in
high school or someday.

- Well, I think
Marty'd be a lucky man

to marry you at any age.

- You really think so?

- I'm sure of it.

- Now, when will you
come to your senses?

- Come into my senses?

- When are you
gonna marry my mom?

- I'd be better off if you
were better at your job.

Oh, what's this?

You called the Army in?

What can I do for you, captain?

- Is that any way
to talk to a lady?

- Well, you know, I mean,
there'd be no problem here

if they got my order right.

- John, I get it.

After they closed the mine,

times have been
tough for everybody.

But you can't be treating
people like this.

- That's easy for you to say.

You got a job.

- Tell you what.

- What's this for?

- If you don't want
it, I'll take it back.

- No, that's okay.

I'm just asking what it's for.

- Just like to help you out.

Got a job opening, State Park.

- A state job?

That's a great job, man.

That's better than shoveling
shit at Jacob's farm.

- All right, the
pay's not that great.

It's my old position.

But at least it'd be a start.

- Well, that's okay,
man, I need a job.

- Could you come in
for an interview Monday at 11?

- Absolutely.

My wife would be really happy.

- One more thing.

You've got to quit drinking.

Can you do that?

- Yeah, I can do that.

- Can I have that?

- You just asked me
to quit drinking.

Now you want my flask
and you drink my alcohol?

- I want your flask
so you don't drink it.

- Oh.

- All right.

I'll see you Monday
at 11 o'clock.

Make sure she gets a
good tip, all right?

And don't forget, no drinking.

You can do that?

- Right, yeah, I can do that.

- All right,
see you Monday.

- Starting tomorrow.

- Hi, Tom.

- Hey, Joan, can I get
a cup of coffee, please?

- Sure, I'll bring
it right over.

- Oh, hello, Tom.

- Hey John, how you doing?

- I'm doing all right.

- How about a little ride home?

- I'd like that.

- I'm ready when you are.

- All right.

- Joan, I'm gonna have to
cancel that coffee, okay?

Thank you.

- Howdy, babe.

I know you are so busy.

I'm sorry to stop in.

But tonight, I got
something special planned.

- Yeah?

- Six o'clock.

- Okay.
- I'm picking you up.

Put something nice on.

I'll see you then.

- Okay.

- Right, I love you.
- Love you.

- How you doing there?

- Fine, thanks.

- Where you headed?

- I was gonna go up
in the hills to camp.

- Oh yeah.

Well, there are plenty
of places to pick from.

Looks like you got
perfect weather, too.

- Sure is.

- Well, you go and have
yourself a good time now,

and be safe, okay?

- All right, thank you.

- I wanna live a metaphor life.

You know, like I
read in that book.

People say, "He lived
a life worth living."

That's what I'm going for.

And right there.

Morning sun, man.

This is where we get

the National
Geographic-level finish, man.

- Heck, yeah.

I was here last week and
there were turkeys everywhere.

- That's what I'm talking about.

See, we don't have to
sell a documentary series.

I don't need to be a star.

We're the documentary, the
turkeys are right there.

- I wanna be a
filmmaker and stuff.

- Exactly.

So we go slow, right?

Stealth, whatnot.

And then you utilize your
cinematographic expertise.

- Like cinematic art.

- I'm talking Smithsonian
Channel, brother.

This ain't no Honey Boo Boo.

- Goddammit!

John Hicks.

Oh hi, Honey, how you doing?

Yeah.

Look, you never mind about
that land and my brother, okay?

My daddy said, "Do not
sell the land to anybody."

I don't,

Honey, I,

listen,
wait a minute.

I was down at Tammy's.

Tammy's, the restaurant
down on Canal Street.

Yes.

Listen, the Ranger
came over to me

and he told me that I
have a job interview

at 10 o'clock on Monday.

Yes.

I am not drunk.

Honey, look.

Honey, look, honey.

Whoa, Honey,

yeah, breaking up.

Yeah, oh,.

Why'd she got to piss me off?

Hey, who is that?

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Are we still on for tonight?

- Of course.

- What time am I picking you up?

- 7:30.

- Nice.

That's a real nice
color on you, too.

- Thanks.

- You're welcome.

- So you're gonna
pick me up at my home?

- Yeah, 'course.
- Okay.

- Now, you gotta drive over
to the diner by yourself.

All right, so 7:30, okay?

- Yeah, I'll pick
you up at your house.

- Okay.

- All right, Sweetheart.

- Bye.

- Woo-hoo, heck yeah!

It's a damn clean shot.

- You boys
enjoying yourselves?

- Uh.

- Yeah, guess you
could say that.

- You guys do know
that shooting a deer

outside of the season is
against the law, right?

- Well, yeah, but,

we didn't shoot this deer.

This deer was dead
when we come upon it.

Ain't that right, Ernest?

- That's right,
Jeb, it was dead.

We just walked right up on it.

- Yep.

- All right, so you're
expecting me to believe

that you guys were just
walking through the forest

on this trail, with guns,

and you came across a dead deer?

- Yup, yes sir.

That's quite a story.

Well, you don't mind if I
check your guns, then, do you?

- Wait, don't you
need a warrant to do that?

- Oh yeah, don't
you need a warrant?

- A warrant?

No, no, we're all good.

Don't worry about it.

All right, this gun is clean.

Mind if I check this gun?

Yeah, we got a problem, guys.

Get back here.

Why?

Why would you run?

- Scared, I guess.

- That gun was fine.

I don't think I need to ask,

but who's the owner of this gun?

- That'd be mine, sir.

- Now, wasn't that
easier than lying?

- Oh man, you're not gonna
give us a ticket, are you?

- Don't you think
you deserve one?

- Well, yeah, but,

couldn't you give us a break?

- Yeah, come on,
give us a break.

- Did you give
this deer a break?

- Yeah, right through the neck,

can't you see that?

- Shut up, Ernest.

- All right, guys.

You're catching me
in a very good mood,

'cause I'm gonna be
proposing to my lady tonight.

- Oh!

Hey, well, congratulations.

- Good luck, man.

- Yeah, yeah.

I'm sure she's gonna say yes.

You're a good looking
man, don't you think?

- What, you getting
queer on me or something?

- No man, I'm just saying.

- Whatever.

- Anyway.

I'm gonna let you guys off

with just a warning
this one time.

But I want you guys
to take this deer

down to my truck.

I'll take the guns, you grab--

- You serious?
- Are you serious?

- Do I look serious?

Let's go.

- Could
we gut it first?

- Does it look like we
have time to gut it?

Let's go!

- Shot it through the neck.

What were you thinking?

- Hey, who is that?

Hey, who is that?

You don't understand
who you're messing with!

Hey, who keeps doing that?

Cut that out!

You know I'm gonna find you.

Hey, come out here!

Who's out there?

Oh, the heck with it.

You ain't supposed to be here.

This is private land.

Hey, you come out
from behind that tree.

- Wow.

First class service.

- I'm not quite sure
I understand what
you mean by that.

- Car, silly.

- Oh.

Well, my real car
is in the shop,

so it's gonna have to do.

- That's okay.

This is awesome.

Can you turn the lights on?

- Uh, for you I can.

Boom.
- Whoop, whoop!

- There you go.

- That's awesome.
- Pretty cool, huh?

You like that?

- I like it.

- Guess where I'm taking you.

- Where?

- Just, we're going
to this place,

they serve nothing but
caviar and champagne.

- That's it?

I have to work
after, I can't drink.

- Okay, well, actually I'm
taking you to the diner.

I was messing with you.

- Ooh, wow.

- Is that okay?
- That's okay.

- It's all right? All right.

- Let's do it.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

- All right, let's do it.
- Okay, let's go.

- Shit.

- So, uh, Paula, I had
a really nice time.

- I had a really
awesome time, Tom.

- Really?
- Um-hm.

- Is it something
you'd like to do again?

- Of course.

- Okay.

Well, we definitely should then.

- We should.

Oh wow, I gotta be at
work in 15 minutes.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- All right.

- See you tomorrow.
- Yes, ma'am.

- Okay.

- Ma'am?

Uh, you okay?

- Did you see it?

- Uh, see what, ma'am?

- A big, hairy
creature or something.

It just jumped up
in front of me.

I swerved to miss it
and hit this tree.

- Are you sure about that?

- Yes, it was,

it just jumped out
so fast that I, uh,

didn't have time to react.

- Uh, well, it was most likely
a deer, don't you think?

- Sonny, I know what
a deer looks like,

and this was no deer.

It was ungodly big, huge.

- Uh-huh.

Ma'am, could you tell
me your name, please?

- Oh yeah.

My name is Lois Stevens.

I live up the road from here.

- I'm gonna need
to see your license

and your proof of
insurance, please.

I'm gonna call you an ambulance

and probably most
likely a tow truck.

If you could give me that
paperwork, I'd appreciate it.

- You sit tight, okay?

I'll be right back.

Just sit there.

Don't move too much 'cause
you might be injured, okay?

I'm not allowed to
touch you or move you.

- Thank you.

- I'll be back couple
of minutes, sit tight.

Dispatch, it's 239.

I got a single car accident,

license plate Frank, Nora,
Edward, five, one, nine, seven.

I'm out on Route 28, about two
and a half miles south of 33.

Looks like I'm gonna
need an ambulance

and most likely a tow truck.

Copy that?

Okay, 239, we're on it.

- Okay, copy that.

Miss Stevens, hi.

I'm gonna try and open the door,

just give you a little
bit more room, okay?

Looks like it's a little
jammed, so hang on.

- Okay.

- You okay?

- Uh, yeah.

- The ambulance is
on its way, okay?

I'm not really allows to
touch you or move you.

But why don't we just
get back to, you know,

what you were talking about,

you telling me
about what you saw?

- Uh, well, at first sight
I thought it was a person.

But it was way too big for that.

No way it was a man.

- Too big, huh?

- It was huge and furry,
with long arms and very tall.

It took maybe two or three
steps to cross the road.

- Uh-hm.

- Well, you do
believe me, don't you?

- Oh yeah, no, of course I do.

- Oh.

- Ambulance is
gonna be here soon.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Bear, quiet down.

- Hey, why is Bear
barking, Tommy?

- I don't know, Mom.

What is it, Bear?

Something out there, buddy?

- Tommy, I got
another bag for you!

- Okay, Mom,
I'll be right there!

Who's there?

Man!

What is that smell?

- Tommy!

Tommy, what is it?

What?

Tommy, where are you?

Tommy, please come out.

Oh my God, what was that?

Oh my God!

- 911, may I help you?

- Yes, it's my son.

He's been kidnapped.

- Okay, ma'am, calm down
and tell me where you are.

- I live at 1314
School Rod Road.

Please send someone, hurry!

- Okay, tell me what happened.

- Oh, he was taking
out the garbage

and I asked him to come
and get another bag,

and he said okay and
the next thing I know,

he's screaming for me.

He's screaming my name, "Mom!"

I go running out of the
house and I'm looking

and I don't see him anywhere.

I heard him calling for
me, started coming out,

and all of a sudden
I see someone running

really, really fast
through the woods.

- Was it your son going
through the woods?

- No, no, there's no way!

It was going way too fast

and he's only 12 years old.

Please, please send
someone, hurry!

Hurry, come and
help me get my son.

- Okay, Mrs. Jones.

I have a deputy nearby.

- Okay, okay, send
him down please.

Thank you, thank you so much.

Please hurry!

- 239 dispatch.

- Yeah, dispatch, it's 239.

We have a missing child

over at 1314 School Rod Road.

Is it possible for
you to check this out

as soon as possible?

- Well, I'm finishing up here
in about five, 10 minutes.

So I can get there real
quick if you need me to.

All right, thank you.

- Copy that.

- Ambulance is coming,
but here's my card.

Wanna give it to you.

If you have any questions,
you need anything,

you just give me a call, okay?

- Okay, all right.

- Ambulance
be here any second.

You just hang tight, all right?

- Thank you, officer.

- Help me, help me!

Oh my God, it's my son.

- What's the matter, ma'am?
- He's missing!

My son is missing!

- Okay, okay, calm
down, calm down.

Step away from the
vehicle, please,

so I can help you.

- Please,
please help me.

- Talk to me, slow
down, calm down.

Calm down, tell
me what happened.

- He was taking out the trash.

He was taking out the trash,

and then he was
already out there,

so I asked him, please just
take another bag for me.

- All right, ma'am, show
me where this happened.

- It was right over there.

- Do you see it, can
you see the barrel?

- Yeah, I can see it.
- He was right there.

And then they was running
really fast right through there.

It was something, I
know it was my son.

- Okay.

Was there anything that you
noticed that was unusual?

- Just the dog.

Our dog was barking
hysterically.

And it wasn't like him at all.

It was just odd.

- Uh-uh, how so?

- Well, like it was trying
to protect him or something.

It was just really different.

- Okay, okay.
- I don't know.

- Okay, ma'am,
I'm gonna need you

to just calm down, okay?

I'm gonna go up there, I'm
gonna check it out, all right?

- Okay.
- So stay right here.

- Okay.

Just, just please be careful.

Be careful!

Oh my God, damn!

Shit.

All right, ma'am.

I did not see
anything out there.

- Okay.
- Okay?

But if something did happen,

they probably went
in that direction.

- So
what are you saying?

Are you saying
somebody kidnapped him?

- No, no, no, no.

Don't jump to conclusions, okay?

I'm gonna go over to my radio,

I'm gonna call in
search and rescue team.

They're gonna come down--
- Thank you.

- And they're gonna
look for your son,

see if they can find him, okay?

This is what I want
you to do right now.

No, stop, stop, don't talk.

Don't jump to conclusions, okay?

We don't know anything
that happened, all right?

Okay, so this is what
I need you to do.

I'm gonna give you my card.
- Okay.

- Okay?

You have any
questions, you call me.

But I need you to go in there,

sit down, and wait until
search and rescue comes,

'cause I'm gonna go, I'm
gonna call 'em in right now.

- Thank you so much.
- Okay?

Calm down, it'll be fine.

We'll find your son,
everything's gonna be fine.

- I
just want him home.

- Of course you do.

I do, too, ma'am.

Go in there and
sit down, darlin'.

- Thank you so much.

- I'm gonna call
it in right now.

- Okay.

- Hey Paul, will
you check this out for me?

- What you got?

- I found it about an
hour ago at a crime scene.

Mrs. Jones' boy.

- This is ripe.

Well, it's not canine.

There's pieces of hide here.

- Can you just give me a second?

I gotta talk to dispatch.

- Yeah,
I'll be right here.

- Okay.

- Camera right there.
- Okay.

- Man, this is it.

- Don't get any
better than that.

- Hey, check, it's
a turkey call.

Turkey call, no turkey call?

Yeah? Meh, I'll give
it to you later.

Lookin'.

We need a flashlight.

- What the hell?

Brian, Brian, you
gotta see this.

- Hold on, man.

I gotta find my, my
other flashlight--

- No, no, you gotta see this.

- What?

- Look!

- Oh shit.

That's like a big-ass
bear or something.

- That ain't no freaking bear.

It's got arms!

It's a Sasquatch.

- Goddammit, man!

I'm on meds and I drink!

Not funny, I don't believe you!

He's,

it's moving,

it's moving this way.

Uh.

No, no.

It's running this way.

- Oh shit, man!

- Man, this is gonna be
historical damn footage!

- Come on, let's--
- Okay, okay, okay.

Damn, no signal.

Damn Obamaphone!

- Who the hell are you calling?

- I'm gonna call Bobby.

He knows the park ranger.

- Run, we gotta
get to the truck!

- This way!
- This way.

- Faster, faster!
- I am, I am.

- My back is killing me, man!

I got a signal, I got a signal.

- Hello?

- Hey Bob, how you doin'?

- Hey, Brian.

Uh, how are you?

- I'm doing fine, Bob.

Hey, I just need the number
for that park ranger guy

that you know.

- Ranger Nick.

Why are you gonna bother him?

- Well, don't worry
about it, Bob.

I just, me and Duane were
out filming some turkeys

and we seen ourselves
a straight up Bigfoot.

- A Bigfoot?

Yeah, okay.

- Yeah, we got the
shit on video, okay?

So ha ha, Bob.

- Yeah, oh yeah, I see Bigfoots

out in my back
yard all the time,

like seven feet tall
some of them are.

- Oh yeah, you ever seen
a nine-foot, jackass?

- Yeah, okay, um.

So here's his number,
it's 555-7634.

Don't tell him I
gave you this number.

- We'll try, Bob.

Thanks.

- He tried to call
bullshit on you, didn't he?

- Yeah.

He was laughing until I
told him how big it was.

Son of a bitch.

- So what do you got, Paul?

- Well, I can see what it's not.

It's not bear, it's not boar.

And it's not really a primate.

Whatever it is, it
gashed itself pretty good

because there's
traces of blood here.

- Look.

I gotta tell you something,

but you gotta promise to
keep it private, okay?

A few hours ago, I
was investigating
an accident, right?

A woman had wrecked her car.

And get this.

She told me the reason
why she wrecked was

because a big, hairy creature
jumped in front of her car.

- And?

- I didn't think much of it.

I thought she was kind of nuts.

So I got in my car,
I was going over

and checking another
scene, you know,

the missing Jones boy,

and, uh,

I saw it too.

Gotta understand something.

This thing was huge.

Okay, it was enormous.

It were covered in hair,
too, like wool or something,

it jumped right out
in front of my car.

And it took off at
tremendous speed.

- And you found this
sample in that area?

- Yeah!

Listen, Paul, I know what
I saw, okay, I know it.

I know it sounds totally
crazy, like,

I can't even believe it myself.

But I think we may have
a Bigfoot on our hands.

Or something like it.

- We might.

You know, I have an
old friend of mine,

was very experienced in
incidences like this.

He knows what that smell means.

- Okay, great, could
you call him even now?

- He lives about
100 miles from here.

He'll be here in an hour

when I call him with
this information.

We just have to keep
it on the down low.

- No doubt.

- I'll get right on it.
- Okay, thanks, buddy.

- Ranger Nick Thomas.

- Hey, hi, my name
is Brian Johnson.

I'm a friend of Bob Wilkes.

- How is
old Bob nowadays?

- Oh, he's doing fine, sir.

Hey, listen, the reason
why I'm calling is,

me and my partner, we see a
really, really weird thing

up on the, in the Hawking
Hills area this morning.

- Okay.

What exactly did you see?

- Well, I'm just gonna give
it to you straight, ranger.

We seen a Bigfoot.

- A Bigfoot?

- It might sound a little crazy.

But the fact is,
we got it on video.

Me and my partner Duane have it.

- All right, first things first.

Where exactly did you see this?

It's only about a mile
up on Happy Hollow Road.

- Okay.

You know, I'm actually not
that far from that spot.

How about you meet me
at the intersection

of 56 and Happy Hollow Road
in, say, 15, 20 minutes?

- You've got it, man.

- All right, I
will see you there.

- Boom!

Very dangerous, very dangerous.

Drive, drive without passing.

Please, go.

- Hey, thanks for
meeting me, guys.

Ranger Nick Thomas.

- How ya doing, man?

- Duane.

- So, uh, area's right up there.

Are you ready to go?

- Yeah, let's do it.

Who, uh,

we're not gonna
need those, are we?

- When you see the size of
this thing, you'll understand.

- Okay, well, why don't
you show me the footage

and then I'll understand.

- Well, we kinda
figured it'd be best

to take you to the actual place.

That way you can get
an idea how big it is.

- All right, fair enough.

Let's go.

All right, so which
one of these trails

are we gonna be taking here?

- Well, we ain't going that way,

'cause that's where
the Bigfoot went.

We'll go up this way.

- Sure, boss, come on.

- After you.

- You guys ever hunted
in this area before?

- Yeah, I have.

- Who owns this land?

- Old man Turner.

He's my dad's friend.

This is it.

- This is where you saw it?

- Yep, this is it.

Tell him, Duane.

- Well, we were
setting up right here,

and he was right down there.

- Can I see the footage now?

- Well, sure.

- Go ahead.

- All right.

That's the trigger right there?

- Right there.

- Oh my God.

That thing is huge!

- Thank you.

- No, it's
monstrous huge.

- Let's go down to that tree.

- All right, I guess
I'm not scared.

- I mean, look at this.

Its arms are lower
than its knees.

This thing is not human.

- It's all right there, bro.

- All right, I'm
looking at this tree.

If we're at standing, this
thing's almost nine feet tall.

- So who do we call?

CNN? Ghostbusters?

- Let's take it easy here, man.

This is huge.

- Life is different
from hereon out, bro.

It's like alien contact.

- So it started
walking this way.

- It's a good thing we
got out of here when we did.

- It was definitely
heading in your direction.

- So you had sightings like
this reported before, huh?

- Yeah, all the time.

But it's normally pretty hokey.

This is different.

We've got proof.

This is incredible.

- So much for turkey
hunting videos, huh?

- Francis Coppola says

film is a series of
brilliant accidents.

- Accidents, whatever,
brilliant or not,

you guys, this thing
does look aggressive.

I'm just, I'm glad
nobody got hurt.

- Holy shit, did you hear that?

- Hold on, you guys,
just hold on a sec.

Don't go shooting.

That brush is thick.

Just everybody relax.

- Oh, oh!

Son of a bitch!

- I hear that.

- Whoa, wait a minute.

Oh, you guys, look at this.

- Wow.

- You know, that
is a foot print.

About 20 inches
long, 10 inches wide.

- I thought I had big feet.

- Yeah, the more
I think about it,

I'm convinced this
thing is dangerous.

We should get out of here.

I got a couple
calls I gotta make.

- Heck, yeah.

- Brian, are you comfortable
with me holding on

to this footage
for a little bit?

- Tell you what, man.

I'm gonna keep the original,
I'll give you a copy.

- Okay, but seriously, you guys,

we gotta keep this on lockdown.

Don't be putting it on TMZ,
don't go on YouTube with it.

- No, man, I'm
calling Gloria Allred.

This shit's serious.

- Yeah, this is my
retirement, man.

- Let's go, guys.

- There's no birthday
party for me here.

- Hey, I'm glad you could come.

- Hey, good to see you, man.

How you doing?

- Well.

This is very fresh,

like last night.

- Ho!

- Yeah.

- Where'd you get this?

- Tom found it.

Let me see if he's still here.

- Tired of sitting in my
chair, like, flipping buggers,

you know what I mean?

- I'm hip with that.

- My future's bright!

- Boom!
- Yes!

- Come to this
goddamn door, Duane!

Open it or I'll beat your ass!

- I don't have to take that.

- Open this door!

- I'm busy.

- I don't care if
you're walking on the damn moon!

I need my smokes and
my lady products.

- You ain't gonna believe
what's about to happen, Betty!

- Shut the
fuck up, Brian!

- You better pack for L.A.

- Duane,
I'm warning you.

- I hear you, Baby, I hear you.

- You'll see, Betty.

- Shut up, crack head.

- Hey, I'm sober.

I might drink a beer
every now and then,

snort a little
Klonopin, but not like,

you know,.

- And here we go.

- Yes, yes! All right.

We got the original in--

- The place.

- The place, hell yeah,
full Shawshank, bitch.

Worst case scenario?

- We meet in the place.

Yes!

- Okay.

- Follow me.
- I'll follow you.

Listen, we'll get my truck

at the end of the driveway.

You got the camera.

- I got the.

- Before we go out, you look
right, I'm gonna look left.

I think we're safe.

- Let's do it.

- I see you, motherfuckers!

- She's a
scary son of a bitch!

She scares me more than Bigfoot.

- You ain't
married to her!

- God, I love this shit.

I'm so in my fricking element.

- I hear ya.

- Who needs drugs?

- Yeah.

- Crack is whack.

- Holy shit, look out!

- Grab your shotgun.

- Doggone, I got no shotgun.

- It's behind
your seat, you fool.

Shoot that bitch!

- It, it's gone.

- Shit, it's gone.

Thing's a hairy ghost, man.

- Why don't we,

we take the long way into town?

- I heard that.

I'll turn this thing around.

- All right, I basically just

moved the reservation
back an hour.

No, everything, no,
everything's fine.

No, I appreciate you
being so flexible.

Um, you know what?

I gotta get going here.

No, tonight's gonna be awesome.

All right, I love you, too.

Bye.

- Ooh, shit is
getting thick, ranger.

- Why, what happened?

Did somebody contact you?

- Somebody needs to call
the fucking Air Force, man!

- We saw the thing again.

And we think the
thing is chasing us.

- All right, calm down,
everybody just calm down.

Where's the video?

Do you have it?

- Go ahead, Duane.

Take the whole camera, man.

Analyze it all you want.

We got the original
copy sequestered.

So anybody starts any
shit about who owns what,

everybody can suck my ass.

- We'll see you in court.

- Um, this is a digital chip.

- So what?

It ain't the golden chalice,
brother, don't worry.

- Uh, my point is,
it doesn't matter

where you hid the original.

That's not how the
technology works.

- You know what, ranger?

This whole thing is frankly
fucking above you, dude.

We should have gone
straight to the damn FBI.

I mean, come on,
you wear shorts.

- I was in the Army
for five years.

I could kick your ass.

- Well, wrong on me, then.

I was a drug addict
and I could not serve.

- One day, guys.

All I'm asking for is one day.

I just don't want
the whole county

going up in hysteria.

You know, after that, you can do

whatever you want
with the footage.

- Yeah, well, what
about the son of a bitch

that's chasing me right now?

- Us.

- You guys, I gotta get
some work done here.

- I must be speaking
in gibberish.

- The thing is out there, man.

- All right, we need to do
things one step at a time.

Right now, the step
I need you to take

is to please leave.

- Yeah, right.

- Out.

- I'm Joe Hicks.

I'm here to pick
up the survey maps

for the Hicks estate.

- Are you John Hicks' brother?

- Yeah.

- Police department,
may I help you?

- Hello, officer.

Yeah, this is Ranger Nick Thomas
from Lake National Forest.

I, uh, I think we've
got a problem here.

- Okay, what might
your problem be, sir?

- Well, I got a call earlier
from a few turkey hunters,

and they've got
some video footage

of what they think
to be a Bigfoot.

- Really, a Bigfoot?

First off, Mr. Thomas, isn't
it, say, a little crazy?

- Well, consider
this a curtesy call

because I do believe that
this thing is aggressive

and it's in the area.

- Now, did you see this Bigfoot,

or did some cracked out
crack head tell you about it?

- Sir, I think you should
be taking this call

a little bit more seriously.

- Oh yeah, why is
that, Mr. Ranger?

You gonna call my Chief?

- Hey Paul, you
needed to see me?

- Oh, Tom, this is the friend
I was telling you about,

the expert in the field.

- Tom Benson.

- Hank Fletcher, good to see ya.

So you're the one
that saw this, huh?

- Yes, sir.

- Why don't you
tell me about it?

- Uh, well,

I was investigating a woman
who drove off the road.

So I thought drunk driving.

But now, she drove off the road

because she saw a
giant hairy Bigfoot.

- Because we don't know
what this thing is,

what it's capable of
doing, or what it wants.

- Answer me this.

How do you know that it is
not someone in a costume?

- It's too damn big to
be a guy in a costume.

- It's just down here,
follow me, please.

I wanna thank you, first of all,

for coming in on
such short notice.

- No, it's my pleasure.

I'm excited about this.

- You instituted a?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, so the first location

I wanna take you
to is real close.

- Good, sooner the better.

- Okay, enough is enough!

No more of this Bigfoot crap!

- Excuse me.

Sergeant.

Who're you talking to?

- It's only a park ranger
who claims, get this,

there's a Bigfoot on
the loose.

- Give me that phone, please.

Gimme that!

This is Detective
Benson, who is this?

Uh-huh.

Okay, hang on, slow
down, slow down.

Where are you?

Uh-huh.

I know exactly where that is.

Can you stay put for 15 minutes?

I'll be right there.

You're getting on my bad side.

- Are we still
picking everyone else up?

- No, we're just
gonna meet them there.

- You're gonna
love this place, Claudia.

There are so many
cute boys there.

- Frankie, Steph said

you're hooking me up

with one of your
friends, though, right?

- Wait, what, Steph?

- Yeah,
I hooked her up.

- Come on, Frankie,
you hook Susan up and not me?

I love you, too.

- Sorry, Claudia,
but there's gonna be

other guys there,
don't worry about it.

- Yeah,
you better hope so.

- What the hell is this?

- What the?

- Looks like someone drug
it here or something.

- Yeah, it does.

- Hey.

- Shit.

- Sorry.

- Was just looking at
what you're looking at.

- I don't know.

It's fine, I just don't
get why I'm so jumpy.

- What's up, guys?

- Just looking around.

We should help.

- Yeah, we need help
moving this tree.

- Okay.

- You guys hear that?

- Yeah, I heard it.

- Damn, dude, you scared
the shit out of me.

- What are you all doing?

- We heard a noise and
we're checking it out.

- Oh man, let's just move
this tree and get out of here.

- What's up, guys?!

- Oh my God!

- You scared the shit out of me.

- Sorry, bro, just having fun.

- Yeah, funny.

- It's good to see you, man.

- Yeah, you too.

You put this tree here?

- Yeah, had to get you to
stop somehow, didn't I?

- All right, can
we please move this

and just get out of here?

- All
right, you're the boss.

- One, two, three, now.

- Thanks for meeting me, guys.

Ranger Nick Thomas.

- Tom Benson, this
is Hank Fletcher.

- It's nice to meet you.

What do you got?

- All right, well,
earlier today I got a call

from a couple turkey hunters

out in the Hawking Hills area.

Now they're doing
a documentary film,

and they came across what
they believe to be a Bigfoot.

So I went out, checked
everything out,

and saw the location
of the sighting.

And get this, they got a video.

- Where can we see this video?

- Got it right in the truck.

Let's go.

- God, look at the
size of that thing.

It's gotta be eight feet.

- Nine, and a beauty.

- Yeah, I was right
there at that tree.

We're looking at nine feet.

There's also a footprint
about 20 inches long.

- I say we go check out
the footprint right now.

- Nick, you tell anybody else?

- No, just called your office
and talked to Sergeant Moody.

- Oh God, what'd he say?

- More like
Sergeant Asshole.

Told me I was crazy, said the
guys are probably on drugs.

Very unprofessional.

- He's not exactly
Mr. Popularity.

The other day I was dealing
with a missing child case--

- Wait, wait.

You say there's a missing child?

- Yeah, what about it?

- This is just a
hunch, all right?

But just maybe this missing kid

and our Sasquatch are connected.

- How do you figure?

- Humans and primates
share 96% of their DNA code.

It's the most of
any other mammal.

There been actual cases
where human children

have been raised by primates.

Most recently, the
feral child of Borneo

and the Nigerian chimp boy.

Maybe the Sasquatch
abducted this kid

to raise it as one of
their own for some reason.

I don't know, but
it's just a guess.

And I say we should
go check the area.

- Well, now, search and
rescue is still there,

searching for the kid.

- Great.

If it did take him,
maybe we'll find him.

- Let's take my truck, just
in case we got to off road.

- I'll get a couple of
walkies and a shotgun.

- All right, pilgrim.

- Hey.

- I'm glad to see you
made it, little brother.

- Hey, how you doing?

- Another day in paradise.

- You still
like Rambo up here?

- Always running
your mouth, smartass.

But yeah, little
bit of Rambo here.

- Wait, I don't think

that's the one I'm looking for.

- I mean--
- I'm hypnotizing you.

- I mean, you could
be tantalizing.

If that's--

- Ooh!

- Is it cool?

- Aren't there more
people than this?

- Yeah, but there's a concert
or something going on in town.

It's supposed to be
a pretty big thing.

But I mean, we got
enough people anyways.

We'll be fine.

Where's Steph?

- Uh, she forgot her cell
phone back in the car.

She'll be back in a second.

She's walking to the car.

Dude!

- What's up, brother?

Hey, so, which one's my date?

- Oh, you see brown
haired girl over there?

- You serious?

- Fuck yeah, man.

- Oh. So who's the blond girl?

- Oh, that's Steph's
friend Claudia.

I'm gonna
get them over.

Hey guys, you come here.

Check this out.

- Hello.

Hi, I'm Terry.

- Susan.

Nice to meet you, Terry.

- Likewise, Susan.

So you wanna go sit down?

- Sure.

- Anything to see around here?

- The trail you
guys just came up

is the only one in and
out of the parking lot.

Every other trail will
take you to a dead end

or it twists and turns.

So I wouldn't go on a walk
by yourself or anything.

But yeah, that's basically
the main in and out trail.

- Seriously?

- Yeah.

I mean, it's nice out here.

Just not much to see.

You know?

- Stevens wrecked
right over there,

and I saw the Bigfoot
probably right about there.

- Little kid's sneaker.

- That could have
come from anybody.

- Could be.

How many little kids'
sneakers you know

have a long, thick
hair attached to it

that smells like shit?

- Probably not too many.

- Not too many.

- Looks like he
went through here.

I'm gonna follow this trail up,

see what else I can find.

- Hank, it might be
a little dangerous.

- I'll be fine.

- Hank!

Do yourself a favor.

Take that.

- Thanks.

Talk to you in a bit.

- You got it.

- Oh, shit!

- Holy shit!

Benson, this is Hank.

I'm about a mile
up the trail here,

and I just came
across a dead guy

hanging about 10
feet up in a tree

with a branch through his chest.

- Me
and Nick are on our way.

- Hank, what you got?

- Right there.

- God.

- Yeah, that's John.

- You know that guy?

- Yeah.

- I gotta go back to the car,

go call his wife.

- I'm gonna follow this trail,

see where this end goes.

- All right, I'll
just stay here.

- Can I help you?

What happened?

- I was taken by a big creature
from my house last night,

and I just got away.

- Your name Tommy Jones?

- Yes, sir.

How did you know?

- You're all over
the news, sonny.

Come on in here.

Now, let's come on in here.

We gotta get ahold
of some folks.

I know they're
gonna be real happy

to know that you're okay.

I'll bet you're really hungry.

Sit down here and have a seat.

We'll get you something
to eat in a minute.

I gotta make a call.

Yes, ma'am, my
name is Dan Jones.

That boy that's been missing,

well, he just showed up at
church on Brewer Boulevard.

All right, thank you.

Okay, buddy, they're sending
somebody over here right now,

pick you up, take you home.

- Thanks, could I call my mom?

I'm sure she's awful
worried about me.

- You sure can.

Come on over here and
let's make that call.

- Hey, whoa, whoa.

Did you guys hear that?

- Yeah, I heard something.

- Hell with it, I'll
go see what it is.

Anybody wanna come with me?

How about you, sweetheart?

- Screw that shit.

- Wuss.

Frankie, come on.

- Dude, that's some
fucking funny shit, right?

- No, you're a fucking asshole.

- Hey dude, that
was fucking funny,

shut the fuck up.

Where are you guys going?

- Oh, we're just gonna
take a little walk.

- All right.

- Watch out for the grass man!

- Yeah?

- Yeah, I'll do that.

- So do you wanna
go for a walk, too?

- Where?

- I don't know,

maybe somewhere a little
more private, I guess.

- Sure.

- You guys heading out?

- Yeah.

Beautiful night for a walk.

- Steph, do you
and Frankie wanna come too?

- Yeah--

- I think we're actually
just gonna hang here.

All right, babe.

- Yeah, just go on,
have a nice walk.

- See you guys later.

- Why did you do that?

That was so mean?

- What?

Give them some time to
get to know each other.

- Yeah, I'm sure that's why.

- Well, it is.

- Yeah, whatever, Frankie.

- Sure are a lot of
cars out here tonight.

- Yeah, this event
does well every year.

I used to come here
when I was a kid.

- They ever give
you any trouble?

- These kids? No.

They're all good kids.

- It's awfully quiet.

Little too quiet.

- Yeah.

Well, let's just hang out
here just a little bit longer.

See what happens.

- Wanna sit here and
talk a little more?

- Sure, why not?

- Do you mind if I kiss you?

- Sure.

You're a good kisser, Gary.

- You're not so bad
yourself, Susan.

Do you wanna do something else?

- I thought you'd never ask.

Wait, did you hear that?

- Hear what?

- What was that sound?

- It's probably just
animals or something.

- There's animals out here?

- Yeah, just nothing
that can hurt you.

- Okay, sounds like whatever
it is is gone anyway.

- Good.

Now, where were we?

- We were right about here?

Wait, what is that smell?

- Whoa, I don't know.

Oh!

- So, was it you?

- It was you.

- That sounded like Susan.

- Uh, Terry probably
jumped out and scared her.

Look, it's nothing
to worry about, babe.

- I don't know, that scream
sounded really weird.

- You hear that?

- I sure did.
- Yeah.

Come on, guys, let's go.

- Go!

- Ew, what is that smell?

- Oh!

I don't know what that smell is.

Liz?

Get ready to run.

- What is it?

- Just get ready.

Whoa, shit!

- No, please no!

- Police department!

- Watch out, there's
a Bigfoot over there!

- My God, what do I do?

- Nick, are you okay?

- Son of a
bitch!

- You guys, you gotta get me
some duct tape or some sticks,

rags, something like that.

Go, quick, quick, quick, quick.

- Here.

- Now get me some
sticks, come on!

Don't stand there.

- Here you go, sir.

- Here you go.

All right, Nick.

I'm gonna set your leg.

I'm not gonna lie to you.

It's gonna hurt
like a bitch, okay?

- Yeah.
- All right, here we go.

Sorry about that, buddy.

Hang on.

Here we go.

That's good.

That's done.

- It's back, guys.

- All right,
everybody, stay calm.

Nick, I gotta call this in.

Where's the radio?

- I must have dropped
it when it threw me.

- Damn, Elwood.

- I don't hear any more.

- No, it's just toying with us.

- Hey, how many
kids are up here?

- Uh, 10, but four
are still missing.

- Can't worry about
that right now.

The creature's out here and
it's not going anywhere.

I haven't been up on
this hill for years.

Does anybody know if there's
another way off this hill?

- No, just the path
you all came up.

Terry knows other ways,
but we can't find him.

- I guess we're just gonna

have to find a way
with that path.

- I do know one thing for sure.

Something really
pissed that thing off,

for it to go after
humans like this.

It's like it's on a vendetta.

- How long ago did
it attack you guys?

- Not a long time ago.

About an hour ago.

- Did you get a good
hit when you shot it?

- I definitely hit it once.

Might have missed
the other times.

- If it's wounded, we'll
definitely have a better chance

of getting out of here alive.

But you guys saw that
thing, it's huge.

- All right, guys, everybody
try and stay calm, okay?

The less frantic, the better.

Just stay cool.

We'll all get off
this hill alive.

- Sounds good to me.

- Nick, you okay to do this?

- Time to find out.

- Couple of you guys help
the ranger down the hill?

- Yeah, no problem.

Come on, Char.

Sorry, sir.

- No, that's all right.

Thanks for the help.

- Let's do it.

- That's the way.

Yeah, right there.

You okay, man?

- No, I'm not okay, but hey,

Jimmy, do you have a cell phone?

- Yeah, yeah.

Here.

Hey, I'm gonna go check
on the rest of 'em,

make sure they're all right.

- Yeah, be careful.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, dispatch, this
is Ranger Nick Thomas.

I'm gonna need some emergency
service vehicles sent

up to the Buck Doll Hill
camp-out parking lot.

If we can get those on the fly.

- What is the state
of emergency, sir?

- My colleagues and I were
attacked by a Bigfoot.

- Did you say a Bigfoot?

Are you sure?

- I know.

Just please, we need
an ambulance here ASAP.

- Sir, they're on their way.

I told the authorities
to use caution.

Can I ask who your
colleagues are?

- Um, yeah, we've got
a Bigfoot researcher

and a detective.

- Oh no, Tom.

- You know Detective Benson?

- Yes, I do.

Is he okay?

- As of right now.

I don't know.

Okay, please keep me
informed, Ranger Thomas.

- No problem.

- What do you think
our next move is?

- I don't know, I'm thinking.

- Unit 312 central,

we have a report of some
type of animal attack

near the old gym
on Buck Doll Hill

with multiple fatalities.

- We gotta get over there.

- You're darn tootin'.

- Shit.

- Yeah, hey Marilynn.

Babe, I'm sorry about tonight.

No, everything's fine.

No, you wouldn't
even believe it.

But yeah, I'm up by the
camp-out parking lot

up near Buck Doll Hill.

No, don't come up here, we've
got this all taken care of.

But I'm sorry about the.

No.

Hey, I gotta talk to you.

Let me give you a
call back later.

Bye.

- Ranger!

Hey, we heard on the radio.

Are you okay?

- Dang, ranger,
your leg is jacked.

- It's fucking broke, man.

- They say we're going live mic.

All right, what the heck?

Going live in five, four, three,

two.

Good evening.

Action News reporter Steve
Darnell reporting live

from what is rumored to
be a scene of horrors.

I'm in normally tranquil
Buckland, just off Highway 83.

If what sources are
reporting is true,

it is a scene of gargantuan
animal violence and murder.

- Holy moly.

Man, you're,

you're drooling, man.

- Come on, you guys,
that's my girlfriend.

- Excuse me, sir.

Can you tell me
what's going on here?

- No, come on, man.

I'm dealing with this.

Hey, you wanna know
something about the Bigfoot,

talk to those guys.

Not me, them.

- Right, thank you so much.

- Sir, hi, can't seem
to grab a sheriff

or a law enforcement.

Can you tell me
what's going on here?

- Yeah, uh--

- Let me, let me talk to you.

Hi, yes, my name
is Brian Johnson

and this is my business
partner Duane McCoy.

First of all, I wanna offer
prayers and condolences

to the families of all those
who've lost their lives.

We have people up here who've
literally been torn to bits.

- Torn to bits.

By what, did they say?

- Uh, that would be by
Bigfoot, sir, the Bigfoot.

Possible even Bigfeet,
I kid you not.

- We got it on film,
secretly hidden away.

- Goddamn, Duane, you old turd.

- There you have it, folks.

I'm gonna try to get closer

to speak to one of
the first responders

or hopefully law enforcement

as we are live on scene.

- Actually, we were
first on scene, sir.

First to see the thing

and first to capture
the beast on film.

- Wait a minute.

Why are you talking
to these losers?

- Hey, get the fuck out of here.

- Go!
- Dumbass!

- Fellas, we can't do that.

No f-bombs, please,
we're live on air.

I am so sorry,
ladies and gentlemen.

- I wanna apologize
for my partner, sir.

He's very sensitive
and protective.

We're actually two
documentary filmmakers.

We have historical footage.

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But it will be updated soon.

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call Turkeyshot.

This footage will blow
your fucking mind!

- Okay, all right, thank you.

Thank you.

Officer!

- Good job!

- Look, there's the
detective and Hank.