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Approaching Terminator line.
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Roger that, be advice radio static
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Understand
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....
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Seven, three, eleven
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Looking good. Landing vector optimum
touch down in t-minus 12
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11, 10, 9 ...
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8, 7, 6 ...
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5, 4, 3 ...
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2, 1.
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Now drop the banners
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- All set
- Must we?
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- The Eagle has landed baby.
- Please keep that fool off the main frequency
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Are getting a reading on you end too, Sanders?
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Mission control I can confirm vast
quantity of Helium 3
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- The reading are stronger this way
- You're breaking up, pls be advice
you may be nearing meteor shower...
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Adjust to communicate....
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No fucking way
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Hey Sanders, what do you do with that thing
hopping around over there?
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I thought you suppose to take
some photos of me?
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Washington, have you got a visual on ...
- What was that, Houston?
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- Hey Washington, it's Helium 3,
- What?
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It's Helium 3 mine. Get over here!
Hey there's something over here you need to see
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No, Sanders! Sanders!
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Oh god
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Houston!, Houston! Son-of-a-bitch
I need to get out of here
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IRON SKY
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Sieg Heil, Mondjugendunterführerin
Renate Richter!
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Heil Hitler.
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Boys and girls, please sit down.
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Dieter, don't you know
where to put your behind?
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Since Mondführer's 65th birthday
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the appropriate salute has been
"Heil Kortzfleischr"!
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You're such an exemplary boy.
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Today, we'll start
with the most unpatriotic language.
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It's the language we need to know
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when we return to those
who need our help.
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In English, now
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Where are we from?
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- Siegfried.
- The earth
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and when did we leave?
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- Brunhild
- 1945.
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- And where did we go?
- The dark side of the moon.
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Brilliant
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THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON DC
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Don't try to play dumb with me
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It was your bad idea to send
those idiots to the moon
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- Talk about disaster
- No disrespect madam president
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but i'm pretty sure it was your idea
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It was my great idea have they succeeded,
now it's your stupid idea. Got it?
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I didn't hire you for stupid ideas
I hire you because of your modest touch
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Now my polls are in the toilet
and that election is just weeks
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You'd drop the ball Vivian
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Now, I need a miracle.
Get me a miracle
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Actually how was sending those two astronauts
to the moon to getting me reelected?
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We haven? been to the moon for
fifty years. One of them was black.
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- Thought it would look good
- Look good how?
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Like I said one of them was black
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Just think of the opportunity we wasted
years ago with that errand boy, Alan Powell?
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- Colin Powell.
- That was close
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- And where are you going?
- The UN, to do my job
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The Great Dictator
by Charlie Chaplin.
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It is one of the world famous
short films.
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which illustrates in ten minutes his
wish that one day, the entire world
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that we will be in the great
fuhrer wise and gentle hands
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- Any questions?
- I have a question.
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In my classroom we are here to strictly
form a manner in addressing one another
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To what do we owe the honor
of this visit?
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- We capture an earthling.
- Your expertise is required
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I love sauerkraut.
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And Volkswagen.
Driving pleasure.
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German words.
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Where I come from we speak
German too
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You'll be sorry you did that white boy
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You are a knock-out
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How do I get out of here?
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Thanks lady.
Have a nice day
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No, Mr. subhuman.
This is the air lock
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No.
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You may cover up a bit
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All good?
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I know a lot of important people.
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Even the President of America.
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If you kill me, then it's really
fuck-up situation
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You know the president of USA?
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Thanks homie
I talk to you later babe
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Question, what is this apparatus?
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Look man, how would I know?
I'm just model.
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- A model of what? Citizen?
- No, a model model
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Damn, what's wrong with you two?
Blind or something?
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- Shit, I'm pretty.
- Are you part of the short trip
before the invasion?
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Invasion? Man, you all must be tripping
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What is your mission?
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Look dude, I just follow the paycheck,
you know what I'm saying?
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- What is this device?
- That's my kick-ass cellphone
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- and a computer.
- What?
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That's not a computer.
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This is a computer.
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No, that's ancient history homie
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UNTIED WORLD CONFEDERACY, NY
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I am telling you once again..
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One moment we receive conformation
that the ship has landed successfully on the moon
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The next, all communication stop
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- The signal simply vanished
- Or you're hiding something from us?
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Yeah, we are hiding something on
the dark side of the moon
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I still find it very difficult to believe
that entire purpose of the mission
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to promote your president
reelection
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Well believe what you like, we had
the senators spend
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hundred-of-million of campaigns
to get her elected the dog-shit-post
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But Mr Secretary, the expenses
involve this time only makes
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sense if it were a military test
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Okay, lets get this clear
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The united state has no
military activity on the moon
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What about natural resources activity?
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We know how the US sometimes
mixes the two up
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- Is there any chance that you are
looking for Helium 3 up there?
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Helium 3? You just made that up didn't you?
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That's so silly
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PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN HQ, NY
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I assume these are just preliminary idea?
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Sir, we have a very small delivery window
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- Sir?
- Yes, sir.
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Ma'am, and this is all.
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Anyone who does not head of the
department, should leave
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You idiots.
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You morons!
That's an insult to morons
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What is this shit?
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I have a meeting with the President
of the United States of America.
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tomorrow fucking morning
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Not with the President of Zambia.
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Not with the President of
the Janitor's Union
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But with the president of the country
which we all live.
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Terrible useless idiots.
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What am I suppose to tell her?
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That my employees are not
intelligent enough
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to be fucking morons?
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Are you willing to work with the fuhrer ...
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in the name of the fatherland,
stand behind the Wehrmacht.
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This decision does not resolve all of us ...
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Thank you.
I thought my ears would start bleeding.
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You're welcome
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May I ask what you name is?
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James Washington.
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- What yous?
- Renate Richter.
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It is a pleasure to meet you, Washington
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James Washington.
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What's wrong with your skin?
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Come on now please, you have
met a brother before, right?
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- No, I'm an only child.
- No, I didn't mean like that
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I meant a black man
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No and this continues to confuse me
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because you are much blacker
then we first met
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Okay girl, look either i'm black
or you're blind
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Look, what is going to happen to me?
I mean, what with this guy sticking need in me?
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- What about that angry dude?
- My father sticking needles into you?
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That freaking scientist guy? That your dad?
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And what about you know....
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Mr. Nachrichten羹bermittlungs-Oberf羹hrer Adler?
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- I'm sorry, what?
- Klaus Adler.
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He's going to be the next fuhrer.
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And my husband.
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Did you lose a bet or
something? I mean....
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Lucky you
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Actually, lucky him
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- I shouldn't even be here
- You cannot leave me tied up like this
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- Please do me a favor.
- What?
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- Play a Nazi
- And if I don't?
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- They will eliminate you.
- Oh great
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Is there a different radio station?
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With the upcoming war ...
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He's back.
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With the prisoner now is one of us
we go down to the earth.
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He will help us to find more
telephone computers
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And then get G繹tterd瓣mmerung flying.
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UPSTATE, NEW YORK
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- Can you smell that?
- No. We don? have time to waste
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Take me to that president of yours
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What? The President?
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Come on man, I thought you want me
to take you to Mac store or something
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You said that you know the President
of The United States of America.
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Right, of course
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That President.
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May I meet this President too?
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Hey, Mrs. Richter, welcome to my planet.
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- Get the hell out of my property
- You got to get out of here
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Hold on there Boss man
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That may not be the sharpest move
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Let me go talk to those guys
They know me, I one of them
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Are you with me?
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Now you're talking
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Now
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I am happy to see you all man
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You all know me.
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- Washington.
- I mean ...
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That ain't one of yours, is it?
Because I... don't take that out
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I'm a peace loving brother
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- Are you alright?
- Do I look alright to you Mrs. Richter?
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What the hell just happen?
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You know..
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No, mother-f way
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What did you guys do to me?
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- I should've told you
- What? That I look like a polar bear?
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You two really fuck up
a guy business
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Idiots, what is wrong with you.
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We made you Aryan, you one of us now
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- You should be thanking us
- Thanking you?
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What I should have done is let those
brother come here with a size 15
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put those foot so far up your ass to
can taste the toe nail for 2 weeks
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Klaus.
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Bring me to your leader,
James Washington.
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Hey, what the fuck?
Excuse me
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Get your hands off me,
you mother...
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- You can use her to you boss?
- Yes, she's the cheese
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- And she knows the president?
- Yes, they are really tight
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Come on.
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Dirty bastards.
Do you know who I am? huh?
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You just kidnapped the wrong woman
The wrong fucking woman
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I hope your having a good time
I'll kick your fucking ass.
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Excellent.
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My turn.
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I am Commander Klaus Adler of the 4th Reich
We are based on the moon
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I'm told you know the president
of the United States of the Americas.
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You will take us to that
the President, because ...
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- I have a very special present for him
- For him?
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Well he'll loved that
He just loves presents.
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As soon as my mission is accomplished
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Nazi invading forces
will be called in under my direction
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and we will end the good
times for the bad people
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And how do you propose
to do that?
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- We will simply eliminate them.
- What?
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- Sorry, that is not what we are told
- Renate, I do not think that you ...
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Yeah. Why not?
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Why tell you this woman why we are here
like you keep telling your children
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I would love to do that
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You see...
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the National Socialist Party is the party
is the people's party, nothing more...
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We wish to return to earth
with our message of peace and unity
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love through virtue
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and kindness, for example.
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We are healthy,
in mind and body.
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Our spirits are brave and true
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We achieved that because we are strong,
disciplined in our cause
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There is simply no believe
that they can match our ...
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because peace and unity is the gift
that we bring to all mankind.
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What you and all earthlings need to know ...
- Yeah, I get it
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This is good.
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This is going to work.
249
00:36:53,717 --> 00:36:57,013
You, I need
250
00:36:57,805 --> 00:36:59,891
And you ...
251
00:37:00,517 --> 00:37:02,561
I want
252
00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:06,733
Alright, lets go meet the president
253
00:37:28,218 --> 00:37:30,471
Madam President ...
254
00:37:31,139 --> 00:37:33,975
here's the miracle
you asked for.
255
00:37:53,625 --> 00:37:58,005
- Who is that man?
- He will lead the campaign troops
256
00:38:06,725 --> 00:38:10,146
Renate, please ...
257
00:38:15,027 --> 00:38:16,988
It's very simple
258
00:38:17,405 --> 00:38:19,282
The world is sick ...
259
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,703
and we are the doctors.
260
00:38:23,162 --> 00:38:27,584
The world has anemia
and we are the vitamin.
261
00:38:27,668 --> 00:38:31,214
The world is weary,
but we are the strength
262
00:38:31,381 --> 00:38:35,386
We are here to make
the world healthy again.
263
00:38:35,511 --> 00:38:37,972
With hard work ...
264
00:38:38,097 --> 00:38:43,437
with honesty, with clarity,
with decency.
265
00:38:43,646 --> 00:38:51,656
We are the product of
loving mothers and brave fathers.
266
00:38:52,198 --> 00:38:57,705
We are the embodiment
of love and bravery.
267
00:38:57,789 --> 00:39:03,587
We are the gift of both
God and science.
268
00:39:03,879 --> 00:39:07,592
We are the answer to the question.
269
00:39:07,676 --> 00:39:12,849
We are the promise delivered to all mankind
270
00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:17,939
For that we raise our hand,
to one nation.
271
00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:20,317
We step to the beat of one drum
272
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:24,822
....of this world
273
00:39:24,906 --> 00:39:28,744
We are the people that the children
on our shoulders.
274
00:39:28,869 --> 00:39:33,917
In the same way as our fathers
carry us and their fathers before them.
275
00:39:34,042 --> 00:39:38,256
We are the one people united and strong
276
00:39:38,339 --> 00:39:44,096
We are the one people with certainty
277
00:39:44,180 --> 00:39:49,103
We are invincible
and we have no fear
278
00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:56,153
Because the truth makes us one.
279
00:40:11,339 --> 00:40:15,260
The moon Nazis are coming. What's wrong
with you people, can't you see?
280
00:40:15,344 --> 00:40:17,346
Look, I've been there.
I'm telling you.
281
00:40:17,430 --> 00:40:22,645
They have all this moon base
space thing, and they come to take over
282
00:40:22,728 --> 00:40:25,607
You must listen because
the Nazis are coming.
283
00:40:25,648 --> 00:40:31,280
They coming to get us all. Why
don't you listen to me? I mean ...
284
00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:35,744
Renata
285
00:40:35,828 --> 00:40:38,247
Washington.
James Washington.
286
00:40:38,331 --> 00:40:41,376
I'm so glad to see you alive.
287
00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:45,298
Look out young one,
this bitch that make me white
288
00:40:45,340 --> 00:40:48,135
Come on people, help me.
289
00:40:57,814 --> 00:41:00,066
Help me.
290
00:41:00,442 --> 00:41:03,070
I save your life
291
00:41:06,491 --> 00:41:11,664
So, you're a formerly
dead, black model ...
292
00:41:11,706 --> 00:41:15,628
who is now suddenly
a living white hobo
293
00:41:15,669 --> 00:41:19,716
after spending the weekend
on the moon. Is that correct?
294
00:41:19,799 --> 00:41:23,471
- Yes, that's correct
- So I was listening
295
00:41:23,638 --> 00:41:29,979
And you are Neil Armstrong after
his sex change. Is this correct?
296
00:41:30,021 --> 00:41:33,817
No, that is not correct
You were not listening at all.
297
00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:36,487
My name is Richter.
Renate Richter.
298
00:41:36,570 --> 00:41:41,785
I tried to save this man life and
I think he's stupid, childish and ungrateful
299
00:41:41,827 --> 00:41:48,085
Ask Mrs. Moon-Nazi here, was I,
or was I not on the dark side of the moon
300
00:41:49,628 --> 00:41:53,383
Yes, Mr. James Washington was
on the dark side of the moon.
301
00:41:53,425 --> 00:41:55,719
There, what did I tell you
302
00:41:55,803 --> 00:42:00,684
I am black, but now I'm white. I went to
the dark side of the moon, but i'm now back.
303
00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:03,312
The Nazis are coming to kill us all
304
00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:07,734
And you are going to be so sorry
that you don't listened to me.
305
00:42:11,114 --> 00:42:15,869
Mr. James Washington,
Why are you sa upset?
306
00:42:15,995 --> 00:42:19,249
- Get lost.
- But I didn't understand
307
00:42:19,332 --> 00:42:21,835
We make you white
308
00:42:21,877 --> 00:42:25,590
We talked to your National Socialist
Party about peace and unity
309
00:42:25,673 --> 00:42:29,303
You people have robbed me of everything.
310
00:42:29,345 --> 00:42:32,098
My race, my identity, my career.
311
00:42:32,182 --> 00:42:36,312
And I think I am losing my mind too
I mean just everything
312
00:42:36,854 --> 00:42:38,982
Do you know this?
313
00:42:39,733 --> 00:42:41,777
Yes.
314
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:49,328
Come on in. I will explain it to you
Then you'll understand it.
315
00:42:51,664 --> 00:42:55,544
You're a beautiful lady
I'll give you that
316
00:42:55,794 --> 00:42:58,005
You pay for the popcorn.
317
00:42:58,047 --> 00:43:02,428
125 MINUTES LATER
318
00:43:04,138 --> 00:43:06,683
What bullshit
319
00:43:14,067 --> 00:43:16,070
It was ...
320
00:43:16,529 --> 00:43:21,785
- It was so long.
- They could edited down a bit
321
00:43:22,077 --> 00:43:25,290
He was mocking the fuhrer
322
00:43:25,707 --> 00:43:29,336
I sensing a lot of nazis you don't know
323
00:43:29,670 --> 00:43:33,925
- But I am a Nazi
- Yeah, I know but you not like
324
00:43:34,009 --> 00:43:39,224
Well like them
A bunch of stupid bullies
325
00:43:39,599 --> 00:43:43,145
No, I'm sure they're good boys
326
00:43:43,270 --> 00:43:45,231
and loyal to the Reich
327
00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:48,694
look, they are wearing the symbol of love
328
00:43:48,777 --> 00:43:51,364
The swastika?
Yes.
329
00:43:51,489 --> 00:43:53,617
I have never heard they call that before.
330
00:43:53,658 --> 00:43:57,622
No.
331
00:44:04,922 --> 00:44:07,718
What we got here, blond hair, blue
eyes, nice rack
332
00:44:07,718 --> 00:44:09,929
Even Hitler will get a hard-on
333
00:44:11,389 --> 00:44:16,228
- Look guys, we don't want any trouble
- Get lost hobo
334
00:44:16,270 --> 00:44:20,692
- I gotta plenty stories to tell
- Stop that, that is enough
335
00:44:23,487 --> 00:44:26,491
What she needs is a good war
336
00:44:26,616 --> 00:44:30,121
A war always make the president popular.
337
00:44:30,162 --> 00:44:34,877
I might be able to help her there
338
00:44:36,253 --> 00:44:38,423
What do you mean?
339
00:44:38,631 --> 00:44:42,511
One word from me, and the
invasion will begin soon
340
00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:50,563
- You never break character do you?
- No.
341
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,942
I can never be broken
342
00:44:54,568 --> 00:44:57,780
- You smell so good.
- The time has come
343
00:44:59,866 --> 00:45:02,286
I will show you my plans.
344
00:45:02,411 --> 00:45:05,039
Come here.
345
00:45:12,841 --> 00:45:15,135
Look I want to show you something
346
00:45:15,594 --> 00:45:18,056
Oh big fella
347
00:45:18,222 --> 00:45:20,684
All work and no play?
348
00:45:26,107 --> 00:45:30,029
Now listen, don't you think
if I strangle the president ...
349
00:45:30,071 --> 00:45:32,866
Will the troops stay in line with us?
350
00:45:34,284 --> 00:45:38,456
When I ordered the moon invasion
351
00:45:38,581 --> 00:45:41,502
It will be quietless bloodshed.
352
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:46,257
If I eliminate the moon fuhrer.
353
00:45:56,896 --> 00:46:00,484
Klaus Adler.
354
00:46:16,128 --> 00:46:21,802
So Klaus, is the clown joining us?
355
00:46:22,761 --> 00:46:25,348
Did you bought tickets?
356
00:46:27,851 --> 00:46:31,981
Don't you want to introduce me to your friends
357
00:46:32,941 --> 00:46:36,779
Get your hooks off me your
piece-of-shit
358
00:46:37,572 --> 00:46:40,575
I make it worthwhile for you.
Let me go.
359
00:48:12,106 --> 00:48:16,195
I am here to tell you that I
have nothing with you or your plan
360
00:48:16,278 --> 00:48:18,990
You Nazi-piece-of-shit
361
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,065
Nazis are stupid.
362
00:49:19,649 --> 00:49:22,361
My compliments on your marksmanship
363
00:49:27,325 --> 00:49:32,457
Shame. She was such a nice girl
Just have to kill her later
364
00:49:33,792 --> 00:49:35,920
So, it was real?
365
00:49:36,086 --> 00:49:40,759
- All this time.
- Never doubt a Nazi, beautiful woman.
366
00:49:48,477 --> 00:49:51,397
Goodbye, fasionista
367
00:49:52,482 --> 00:49:55,277
I have a planet to conquer
368
00:50:21,602 --> 00:50:26,608
I will just grab this
369
00:50:26,983 --> 00:50:29,403
Bye
370
00:50:30,780 --> 00:50:33,283
Good luck with the rest of your life.
371
00:50:34,827 --> 00:50:38,122
Unbelievable
372
00:54:10,137 --> 00:54:14,142
Thank you, Kelly.Moments ago
New York has been under attack
373
00:54:14,226 --> 00:54:19,774
Witness claiming seeing hundred of UFO's
appearing suddenly over the city and opening fire
374
00:54:20,275 --> 00:54:24,155
Billy get that
Are you getting that?
375
00:54:24,238 --> 00:54:26,992
Kelly, the craft is at least 60 feet across
376
00:54:27,075 --> 00:54:31,581
I'm seeing what appears to be
a weapon of some-kind dangling around
377
00:54:31,581 --> 00:54:35,336
Oh my god it's opening fire
I'm going to hide
378
00:54:35,419 --> 00:54:40,175
There is little or no information.
379
00:54:40,217 --> 00:54:44,347
- Ok you see the thing is, Klaus
- I know this was you doing.
380
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:49,311
- It's wonderful
- It's wonderful?
381
00:54:49,436 --> 00:54:52,399
It's brilliant. I'm a wartime
president now.
382
00:54:52,482 --> 00:54:55,319
All presidents that start
war in their first term of office
383
00:54:55,319 --> 00:54:58,698
always get reelected, I was thought,
I have to bomb Australia or something
384
00:54:59,199 --> 00:55:03,120
No, you bring me real
385
00:55:03,579 --> 00:55:07,125
- Who are these guys anyway?
- Nazis.
386
00:55:07,668 --> 00:55:11,965
- from the moon.
- Real life Nazis?
387
00:55:12,048 --> 00:55:15,135
Holy shit, this just getting better and better
388
00:55:15,219 --> 00:55:18,264
You a miracles work of thing.
389
00:55:18,348 --> 00:55:23,229
They are the only guys we actually
manage to beat in a fair fight?
390
00:55:24,522 --> 00:55:27,943
I'm like Franklin D. Roosevelt.
but no, I'm not spastic.
391
00:55:28,068 --> 00:55:30,613
I knew you'll be excited
392
00:55:30,696 --> 00:55:37,413
So, if you're Roosevelt, who is your
General Patton or MacArthur.
393
00:55:37,747 --> 00:55:40,584
Minister of Defense.
Do you have any thought on this?
394
00:55:40,584 --> 00:55:43,212
Send her.
395
00:55:44,338 --> 00:55:47,092
- Me?
- Hey you're the miracle worker.
396
00:55:47,259 --> 00:55:50,137
Apparently you dodged bullet too
397
00:55:50,346 --> 00:55:53,476
- I wouldn't know..
- What to wear? You think of something
398
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,854
- You're always do..
- Madam President
399
00:55:56,979 --> 00:55:58,799
Ready to face the music?
400
00:56:27,267 --> 00:56:31,105
Escape from the Nazis.
401
00:56:49,253 --> 00:56:52,841
Take us upstate
We need to go back to the moon
402
00:56:52,924 --> 00:56:56,512
We?, rhymes with me.
I'm ain't going
403
00:56:56,595 --> 00:56:59,849
- They got a G繹tterd瓣mmerung all around the moon.
- I don't give a damn what they have
404
00:56:59,933 --> 00:57:03,396
- I'm not going back.
- You want to look like that for the rest of your life?
405
00:57:03,479 --> 00:57:06,274
Great, now this is my fault
406
00:57:08,068 --> 00:57:12,615
- Let me in
- I am no hero, James.
407
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:15,202
I need you.
408
00:57:56,086 --> 00:57:58,506
Did you know how to drive this thing?
409
00:57:59,507 --> 00:58:03,888
Well can't be any different
playing 'wing commander'
410
00:58:03,930 --> 00:58:06,641
Lets try..
411
00:58:32,757 --> 00:58:36,804
I swear we do not have nothing on the moon
412
00:58:36,887 --> 00:58:38,848
- Japan?
- It is not ours
413
00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:40,600
- China?
- It is not us
414
00:58:40,642 --> 00:58:42,686
It's bloody well not ours
415
00:58:42,728 --> 00:58:46,483
- I confess
- Yes, North Korea? Confess to what?
416
00:58:46,608 --> 00:58:49,320
The spaceships are ours.
417
00:58:49,820 --> 00:58:54,827
Our beloved leader designed
and build it himself
418
00:59:01,210 --> 00:59:06,049
- What's so funny?
- All right, North Korea. Sit down.
419
00:59:19,274 --> 00:59:24,113
- So, it was you India, I knew that
- No, no this is a sign of peace
420
00:59:24,197 --> 00:59:27,492
That is the sign of peace
421
00:59:27,576 --> 00:59:32,958
These thugs are Nazis
I mean the real, original.
422
00:59:33,166 --> 00:59:36,337
They have been hiding
on the moon waiting to pounce
423
00:59:36,462 --> 00:59:40,133
My question is, what
you all planning to about it?
424
00:59:40,217 --> 00:59:43,512
We happen to have a little
something of our own
425
00:59:43,596 --> 00:59:46,808
And I'm sure that you'll
be thankful for it
426
00:59:46,892 --> 00:59:53,191
May I present to you tomorrow
exploration ship the USS George W Bush.
427
00:59:57,739 --> 01:00:00,742
Good work, take it to Officer Tyler.
428
01:00:03,996 --> 01:00:07,542
This is trajectory, how your status
on the orbit window
429
01:00:08,001 --> 01:00:10,254
Commander on deck
430
01:00:21,185 --> 01:00:25,398
The hostile fleet's has launched
a full scale aerial attack against the US
431
01:00:25,482 --> 01:00:30,696
These Zeppelins appear to be carriers and they
are operating fully within the thermosphere
432
01:00:30,738 --> 01:00:35,744
Each of them approximately carrying 200
enemy vessel and are extremely
433
01:00:36,495 --> 01:00:39,791
Hell have no fury, Mr. Adler.
434
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,921
Alright kiddies let get
this show on the road
435
01:00:53,517 --> 01:00:56,812
Vivian, you look great.
How is it going up there?
436
01:00:56,896 --> 01:00:59,023
Madam President, I couldn't be better
437
01:00:59,107 --> 01:01:01,860
I am packing dozen of mega tonne
of nuclear warhead
438
01:01:01,902 --> 01:01:05,698
which I am going to carefully
place on Klaus's ass
439
01:01:05,740 --> 01:01:09,703
- As soon I get him on my sight
- Carry on, kick butt
440
01:01:09,745 --> 01:01:11,956
Let what them baby can do
441
01:01:45,665 --> 01:01:50,171
Working at optimum capacity
Ammunition consumption within tolerance
442
01:02:04,272 --> 01:02:09,695
We going under extremes enemy fires
We need reinforcement right now
443
01:02:12,157 --> 01:02:13,825
What the hell is the meaning of this?
444
01:02:13,909 --> 01:02:16,954
Good day mate this Australian ship, the Indurain 1.
Ready to ass
445
01:02:17,830 --> 01:02:20,041
Spitfire reporting in
446
01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:22,753
Hanging there W
Canada joining the battle
447
01:02:22,795 --> 01:02:26,258
It's a direct violation of international
space treaty that
448
01:02:26,258 --> 01:02:27,759
you all signed, every single one of you
449
01:02:27,926 --> 01:02:30,346
Ready to join the battles
450
01:02:34,101 --> 01:02:36,812
That is suppose to be destroyed
451
01:02:36,854 --> 01:02:41,902
It is an outrage, you all
lies just like my ex-husband
452
01:02:42,444 --> 01:02:46,867
- Come down lady, come down
- Don't you lady me, Russian
453
01:02:46,908 --> 01:02:49,328
Okay who didn't armed their spaceship?
454
01:02:49,912 --> 01:02:54,042
Great, great. That's just great
455
01:02:54,126 --> 01:02:56,879
- You all gave me your word
- You always broke yours
456
01:02:56,963 --> 01:02:59,382
We always break ours, this is what we do
457
01:02:59,466 --> 01:03:02,094
Okay fine fine fine
458
01:03:02,136 --> 01:03:06,600
Let just beat shit out of this prick
and talk about the details later
459
01:04:37,171 --> 01:04:39,424
This is beautiful
460
01:04:49,395 --> 01:04:53,859
- Where the hell are we going?
- To the G繹tterd瓣mmerung.
461
01:04:53,984 --> 01:04:56,821
I think Klaus will be there.
462
01:05:05,749 --> 01:05:08,627
What did you think of that?
463
01:05:08,877 --> 01:05:11,130
Alright, what about this moon business
464
01:05:11,255 --> 01:05:15,010
What you say we going there and
slap around a bit
465
01:05:15,678 --> 01:05:19,808
Klaus, baby I coming to get you.
466
01:06:10,788 --> 01:06:15,502
- What the hell is this place?
- This is the G繹tterd瓣mmerung.
467
01:06:15,586 --> 01:06:17,630
It will liberate the earth
468
01:06:17,714 --> 01:06:20,634
Actually
469
01:06:21,051 --> 01:06:24,555
It is the biggest war
machine ever built.
470
01:06:29,311 --> 01:06:34,151
- This is the bridge. There's where I'm going
- I need to find your father.
471
01:06:34,234 --> 01:06:39,074
- Where do you think he at?
- I think you will find him over there
472
01:06:39,199 --> 01:06:42,244
Try to sneak in, and please
paralyze the engine
473
01:06:42,578 --> 01:06:48,043
- Or otherwise the earth is destroyed.
- Note to self, paralyze the engine
474
01:06:49,962 --> 01:06:52,465
No. You be careful
475
01:06:52,507 --> 01:06:55,010
- I mean you know...
- What?
476
01:06:55,135 --> 01:06:58,681
- Because you likes me.
- Right...
477
01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:01,393
Oh, come on, a little
478
01:07:06,316 --> 01:07:08,777
You like me....
479
01:07:26,132 --> 01:07:29,762
We have a visual on the
Nazi fortress, commander
480
01:07:31,931 --> 01:07:35,227
Obviously i'm overstated Klaus
481
01:07:35,352 --> 01:07:38,356
Alright, everyone,
let get those nukes in action
482
01:07:38,523 --> 01:07:41,777
- I declaring this fortress a free-fire-zone
- But there are woman and children there
483
01:07:41,860 --> 01:07:46,116
The United States of America
does not negotiate with terrorists.
484
01:07:51,497 --> 01:07:54,543
- Prime warhead on secondary armament
- Roger that
485
01:07:54,668 --> 01:07:58,923
- Prepare all available warhead on ground...
- Fire the fucking nukes
486
01:08:01,009 --> 01:08:03,220
Nukes away
487
01:08:39,724 --> 01:08:41,977
Job well done
488
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:27,868
Do you remember me?
489
01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:32,123
The moon spook you
turn into snowflakes
490
01:10:06,207 --> 01:10:08,961
Oh shit, it's alive
491
01:10:38,373 --> 01:10:43,087
He must have the smallest
dick in the universe.
492
01:10:50,012 --> 01:10:53,016
Time
493
01:10:55,895 --> 01:10:58,273
to fight back.
494
01:11:11,956 --> 01:11:19,299
Everyone, take position around this fat fellas
and wait for my command to open fire.
495
01:11:25,682 --> 01:11:29,478
- Offensive ground confirmed
- Let her rip
496
01:16:45,123 --> 01:16:48,961
- Washington, do you hear me?
- Where are you?
497
01:16:49,086 --> 01:16:52,716
- You need to shut down the engine
- I'm working on it.
498
01:19:06,967 --> 01:19:09,303
I congratulate you.
499
01:19:10,137 --> 01:19:12,515
High five
500
01:19:14,393 --> 01:19:17,146
Well that was disappointing
501
01:19:20,776 --> 01:19:24,280
Do you think he suffered?
Even just a little?
502
01:19:24,405 --> 01:19:30,538
Vivian, I knew you could do it.
Sensational, all the way. Congratulations.
503
01:19:30,830 --> 01:19:34,293
- What's Helium 3'?
- Helium
504
01:19:34,376 --> 01:19:36,170
Did you say Helium 3?
505
01:19:36,295 --> 01:19:40,926
Yes, there like about 15 to 20 giant towers
that are full of these stuffs
506
01:19:41,051 --> 01:19:43,638
- That's ours.
- It is? Why?
507
01:19:43,721 --> 01:19:49,979
Helium 3, will make the U.S. independent
of all energy needs for thousand of years
508
01:19:50,021 --> 01:19:52,899
Yes, it's ours.
509
01:19:53,024 --> 01:19:55,986
Hear me out
510
01:19:56,070 --> 01:19:59,616
The moon is American soil
moon flag, star and stripes
511
01:19:59,741 --> 01:20:02,202
Who beat the moon Nazis?
We did, well...
512
01:20:02,328 --> 01:20:06,875
Well, you help out here and there
but ultimately it is just like WWII ...
513
01:20:06,958 --> 01:20:08,961
and who won that?
We did
514
01:20:09,086 --> 01:20:12,298
- You lie.
- Don't believe me?
515
01:20:12,382 --> 01:20:15,594
Watch the movie.
Movies don't lies.
516
01:20:15,719 --> 01:20:18,473
Not the shoes, jesus
517
01:20:18,598 --> 01:20:21,226
Vivian, this is the Minister of Defense.
518
01:20:21,351 --> 01:20:25,148
- Defend Helium 3 at all costs.
- Defend against who?
519
01:20:25,273 --> 01:20:27,901
Against everybody
520
01:22:50,329 --> 01:22:56,087
Unfortunately that's the story of revenge
521
01:22:56,170 --> 01:22:59,883
Never really works out the way
you wanted too
522
01:23:01,260 --> 01:23:03,596
I feel lonely.
523
01:23:04,555 --> 01:23:08,602
Allowing our hearts,
or we will burn ...
524
01:23:08,727 --> 01:23:13,024
burn in hell,
burning in eternal damnation.
525
01:23:13,149 --> 01:23:15,277
Renata
526
01:23:17,530 --> 01:23:19,908
Washington.
527
01:23:32,507 --> 01:23:35,970
You are alive.
528
01:23:36,095 --> 01:23:40,851
It's okay
529
01:23:47,609 --> 01:23:50,905
And you're in a way you meant to be
530
01:24:01,627 --> 01:24:06,508
Are you aware you are kissing a black man?
531
01:24:12,307 --> 01:24:18,022
I guess they have a lot of work cut out.
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