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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,016 --> 00:00:02,468 Hey, Axe Cop, what are your thoughts on mayonnaise? 2 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:04,000 I tried it once, 3 00:00:04,016 --> 00:00:05,142 but didn't like it. 4 00:00:05,164 --> 00:00:08,338 So I spit it in a bad guy's face and he died. 5 00:00:08,377 --> 00:00:09,681 Oh yeah. 6 00:00:09,723 --> 00:00:12,385 Whoa! That sounded exactly like giant rocks 7 00:00:12,438 --> 00:00:13,885 being thrown at little kids. 8 00:00:13,924 --> 00:00:17,346 Evil Rhino Man must be back from his evil safari! 9 00:00:17,357 --> 00:00:18,657 Let's go! 10 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:23,196 Move it, ladies! 11 00:00:23,221 --> 00:00:25,298 We have an evil rhinoceros to kill! 12 00:00:25,322 --> 00:00:27,423 We ♪ know ♪. 13 00:00:27,457 --> 00:00:30,611 We want to help you on your mission to kill evil Rhino Man. 14 00:00:30,658 --> 00:00:32,092 Fabulous! What's your name? 15 00:00:32,125 --> 00:00:33,710 Our parents named us all the same. 16 00:00:33,747 --> 00:00:35,374 "Beautiful." 17 00:00:35,395 --> 00:00:37,936 - "Girly." "Bob." 18 00:00:37,981 --> 00:00:39,350 Wait, hold on a second. 19 00:00:39,391 --> 00:00:42,171 Your parents named you and all your sisters "Beautiful Girly Bob"? 20 00:00:42,192 --> 00:00:44,757 - Yeah. So can we be on the team? - Nope! 21 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:46,132 See, right here, 22 00:00:46,169 --> 00:00:48,458 all girls are on the dumb list. 23 00:00:48,508 --> 00:00:50,496 Dumb list? Well, 24 00:00:50,538 --> 00:00:54,481 let's see if you think we're so dumb after we beat you up! 25 00:00:54,754 --> 00:00:56,864 Beautiful Girly Bobs, 26 00:00:57,106 --> 00:00:58,273 attack! 27 00:01:14,748 --> 00:01:16,908 Oh no, those people just got video 28 00:01:16,941 --> 00:01:19,181 - of you beating up all those girls. - Great. 29 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:21,822 More fighting tapes for me to watch later. 30 00:01:21,860 --> 00:01:24,834 Now let's go kill that evil rhinoceros! 31 00:01:25,907 --> 00:01:27,162 Huh. 32 00:01:27,795 --> 00:01:30,396 One day, at the scene of the fire 33 00:01:30,443 --> 00:01:33,019 the cop found the perfect axe. 34 00:01:33,084 --> 00:01:35,294 That was the day he became 35 00:01:35,358 --> 00:01:37,083 Axe Cop! 36 00:01:38,794 --> 00:01:41,215 So he had tryouts and hired a partner. 37 00:01:44,661 --> 00:01:47,060 I will chop your heads off! 38 00:01:47,162 --> 00:01:48,787 Axe Cop 01x12 - The Dumb List 39 00:01:48,904 --> 00:01:50,738 - There he is! - Axe Cop! 40 00:01:51,405 --> 00:01:53,826 Look, they're all here to congratulate me. 41 00:01:53,898 --> 00:01:57,756 Yes, I killed the evil Rhino Man. 42 00:01:57,814 --> 00:01:59,514 How, you ask? Simple. 43 00:01:59,530 --> 00:02:02,966 I offered him a glass of poison blow-up juice 44 00:02:03,008 --> 00:02:06,143 and he drank it. And after two minutes... 45 00:02:06,178 --> 00:02:07,511 Well, he blew up. 46 00:02:07,546 --> 00:02:09,614 That's when I jumped up in the air 47 00:02:09,648 --> 00:02:11,661 and caught his horn. And yes, it's true, 48 00:02:11,701 --> 00:02:13,836 his horn turns all metal into gold. 49 00:02:15,488 --> 00:02:17,395 - Questions? - Axe Cop, is true that you have 50 00:02:17,434 --> 00:02:19,290 a general disrespect towards women? 51 00:02:19,324 --> 00:02:21,025 - What? - Axe Cop, why did you beat up 52 00:02:21,059 --> 00:02:22,793 a group of female superhero sisters? 53 00:02:22,828 --> 00:02:24,729 - Don't answer that, Axe Cop. - Do you hate girls? 54 00:02:24,763 --> 00:02:27,013 - We have no comment. - Weren't they just trying to help? 55 00:02:27,046 --> 00:02:30,145 - Hey, I just said no comment! - Axe Cop, my daughter's a girl. 56 00:02:30,182 --> 00:02:32,317 Do you think she's on the dumb list too? 57 00:02:32,362 --> 00:02:34,028 - Yes. - Axe Cop, Axe Cop! 58 00:02:34,076 --> 00:02:35,935 Hey, Axe Cop, I hate to say it, but... 59 00:02:35,977 --> 00:02:37,865 you're kinda coming off like the bad guy here. 60 00:02:37,916 --> 00:02:39,607 Me, a bad guy? 61 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:42,107 Don't even joke about something like that, Flute Cop, 62 00:02:42,142 --> 00:02:44,510 or I'll chop off your head. Now quiet down, 63 00:02:44,537 --> 00:02:46,471 I'm trying to watch this gold TV. 64 00:02:46,551 --> 00:02:49,246 Coming up this season on "Fairy Wars," 65 00:02:49,292 --> 00:02:50,739 Best Fairy Ever 66 00:02:50,772 --> 00:02:52,926 fights her evil twin sister 67 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,942 worst fairy ever 68 00:02:54,981 --> 00:02:57,301 - to the death! - It's true what they say: 69 00:02:57,342 --> 00:03:00,137 Everything does look better on a gold TV. 70 00:03:01,005 --> 00:03:02,074 Seriously, Axe Cop, 71 00:03:02,101 --> 00:03:04,871 bringing a girl onto the team could go a long way 72 00:03:04,921 --> 00:03:06,856 - to helping your image. - Fine. 73 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:08,691 Really? Great. 74 00:03:08,748 --> 00:03:10,809 I'll have H.R. send over some resumes. 75 00:03:10,848 --> 00:03:13,489 I got a better idea. 76 00:03:13,516 --> 00:03:15,577 Hey! 77 00:03:15,625 --> 00:03:18,507 Hello. You're on my team now. 78 00:03:18,739 --> 00:03:20,200 Whaddaya think's going on here, bro? 79 00:03:20,161 --> 00:03:23,163 I mean, Axe Cop's not the kind of guy to call a meeting. 80 00:03:23,433 --> 00:03:25,133 Yeah, he hates meetings. 81 00:03:25,216 --> 00:03:29,452 Maybe he's going to give everyone free gelato. 82 00:03:29,487 --> 00:03:31,788 That's ice cream for Italians. 83 00:03:31,822 --> 00:03:34,390 Now I'm sure everyone is wondering why Axe Cop 84 00:03:34,425 --> 00:03:36,860 - called a team meeting. - Please say free gelato. 85 00:03:36,893 --> 00:03:39,828 - He has a big announcement to make. - Please say free gelato! 86 00:03:39,864 --> 00:03:42,632 Flute Cop said we need to have a girl on the team. 87 00:03:42,666 --> 00:03:45,297 - So here. - Ho-ly cow. 88 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:47,711 Best Fairy Ever from "Fairy Wars"! 89 00:03:47,744 --> 00:03:49,289 I'm excited to be on the team. 90 00:03:49,311 --> 00:03:51,250 And I'm ready to kill some bad guys. 91 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:53,041 Okay, great. Meeting over. 92 00:03:53,060 --> 00:03:55,844 I'll be in my office practicing breaking out of chains, 93 00:03:55,874 --> 00:03:58,809 - if anyone needs me. - Wait wait, Axe Cop, 94 00:03:58,883 --> 00:04:01,384 - where are you going? - I have a question: 95 00:04:01,418 --> 00:04:04,687 - I think you're awesome! - Well, that's not really a question. 96 00:04:04,722 --> 00:04:06,990 Dude, do you do all your own stunts, 'cause, um, 97 00:04:07,024 --> 00:04:09,859 my buddy Lliborg says it's all done with pulleys and string. 98 00:04:09,894 --> 00:04:11,127 You tell me. 99 00:04:11,162 --> 00:04:12,929 Aw-aw-aw-awesome. 100 00:04:12,963 --> 00:04:14,631 It's broken for sure. 101 00:04:14,665 --> 00:04:17,200 Hey, Axe Cop. I just wanted to say 102 00:04:17,234 --> 00:04:19,669 how excited I am that you brought me onto the team. 103 00:04:19,703 --> 00:04:22,138 Mm, Flute Cop made me do it. 104 00:04:22,173 --> 00:04:25,008 So, uh, you have any plans tonight? 105 00:04:25,042 --> 00:04:26,709 At night I dress up as a cat 106 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:29,546 - and go on night missions. - That sounds awesome. 107 00:04:29,580 --> 00:04:31,915 - Hey, could I come along? - No. 108 00:04:39,736 --> 00:04:44,187 Now, for my favorite part of being a jewel thief... 109 00:04:44,891 --> 00:04:47,765 Trying on all the stolen jewelry. 110 00:04:47,791 --> 00:04:50,426 Ohhhh yeah. 111 00:04:50,522 --> 00:04:52,656 Oh, beautiful. 112 00:04:52,714 --> 00:04:54,408 Oh, gorgeous. 113 00:04:54,448 --> 00:04:56,656 - I'll chop your head... - Argh! 114 00:04:56,685 --> 00:04:58,593 - What the heck? - Cool, right? 115 00:04:58,640 --> 00:04:59,945 I just flew in through his nose 116 00:04:59,978 --> 00:05:02,057 and punched out his brain from the inside! 117 00:05:02,112 --> 00:05:05,141 What are you doing here, Best Fairy Ever? 118 00:05:05,178 --> 00:05:08,354 I just thought we could get to know each other a little bit. 119 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:11,338 Ugh. I'm going home. 120 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:17,105 Rise and shine, Axe Cop! 121 00:05:17,163 --> 00:05:20,831 - How did you get into my bedroom? - I flew in through the keyhole. 122 00:05:20,853 --> 00:05:24,074 I'm really good at fitting into tight spaces. 123 00:05:24,128 --> 00:05:25,191 What? 124 00:05:25,223 --> 00:05:28,081 So, boss, what bad guys are we killing today? 125 00:05:28,107 --> 00:05:30,641 We are not killing anyone today. 126 00:05:30,676 --> 00:05:32,777 I have band practice. 127 00:05:32,811 --> 00:05:35,079 You're in a band? That's so cool. 128 00:05:35,114 --> 00:05:37,949 I know. That's why I'm in a band. 129 00:05:37,983 --> 00:05:39,617 We're called The Axe. 130 00:05:39,651 --> 00:05:42,687 I play my axe and I'm obviously the lead singer. 131 00:05:42,721 --> 00:05:45,823 Sockarang plays guitar. Wexter plays violin. 132 00:05:46,270 --> 00:05:48,564 - Grey Diamond is on bass. - Um... 133 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:50,862 - What about Flute Cop? - He's our manager. 134 00:05:50,896 --> 00:05:53,664 We have a Chinese wrestler on a bear to play flute. 135 00:05:54,011 --> 00:05:55,423 I'm leaving now. 136 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:57,564 ♪ yea-aaaah! 137 00:05:57,599 --> 00:06:00,337 ♪ chicken little, chicken little ♪ 138 00:06:01,273 --> 00:06:05,036 ♪ thought the sky is gonna fall down... ♪ 139 00:06:05,076 --> 00:06:08,418 Wow! Axe Cop has a great voice. 140 00:06:08,455 --> 00:06:09,598 Best in the business. 141 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:12,188 ♪ Chicken little, chicken little ♪ 142 00:06:13,285 --> 00:06:17,655 ♪ thought the sky was falling do-ooown. ♪ 143 00:06:23,487 --> 00:06:25,188 So, Axe Cop, I've been thinking 144 00:06:25,230 --> 00:06:28,232 and it's about time you started calling me your girlfriend. 145 00:06:28,267 --> 00:06:30,857 What are you talking about, Best Fairy Ever? 146 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:33,889 I like you and it's pretty clear you like me too. 147 00:06:33,928 --> 00:06:35,701 Why would you think that? 148 00:06:35,731 --> 00:06:38,351 I've been very mean to you since we met. 149 00:06:38,385 --> 00:06:39,773 Exactly! 150 00:06:39,808 --> 00:06:43,484 My fairy parents always told me that when a boy is mean to you, 151 00:06:43,541 --> 00:06:45,353 it really means that he likes you. 152 00:06:45,409 --> 00:06:49,440 And you've been so mean that I think it's pretty obvious that you're in love with me. 153 00:06:49,478 --> 00:06:52,104 - It's almost embarrassing. - Best Fairy Ever, 154 00:06:52,139 --> 00:06:56,329 I'm going to say this loudly because I want it to be very clear. 155 00:06:56,365 --> 00:06:59,440 You're a girl and girls are dumb! 156 00:06:59,479 --> 00:07:02,987 And Axe Cop would never fall in love with a dumb person! 157 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:06,424 Now go back into that TV and leave me alone forever! 158 00:07:09,014 --> 00:07:12,682 Hey-oh! 159 00:07:27,550 --> 00:07:30,185 Gold. Gold gold gold. 160 00:07:30,273 --> 00:07:32,908 Gold. Gold. Gold. Gold. 161 00:07:32,932 --> 00:07:34,705 Come in, Axe Cop! 162 00:07:34,736 --> 00:07:36,025 Make it quick, Flute Cop. 163 00:07:36,049 --> 00:07:38,017 I'm turning everything in my house gold. 164 00:07:38,051 --> 00:07:39,819 - Go to your TV. - Why? 165 00:07:39,853 --> 00:07:42,955 - I already turned it gold. - One of the Beautiful Girly Bob sisters 166 00:07:42,974 --> 00:07:44,441 has kidnapped Best Fairy Ever 167 00:07:44,452 --> 00:07:45,910 and has locked her in a birdcage 168 00:07:45,956 --> 00:07:48,715 and is lowering her into a pit of acid sharks. 169 00:07:48,757 --> 00:07:53,332 Oh, God, why did you have to make sharks so evil? 170 00:07:53,371 --> 00:07:57,394 Great. Now she can't ruin any more band practices and night missions. 171 00:07:57,426 --> 00:08:00,394 Axe Cop, like it or not, she's a member of the team now. 172 00:08:00,429 --> 00:08:03,045 Go inside the TV and save Best Fairy Ever! 173 00:08:03,071 --> 00:08:05,920 Wait, if I save Best Fairy Ever, 174 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:08,084 - I'll be on TV? - Well... yeah! 175 00:08:08,136 --> 00:08:10,304 Axe Cop, you still there? 176 00:08:10,338 --> 00:08:12,606 Hey, Flute Cop, call everyone I know 177 00:08:12,641 --> 00:08:15,709 - and tell them I'm on TV. - Anita, grab some popcorn! 178 00:08:15,744 --> 00:08:17,611 Axe Cop is on television! 179 00:08:19,181 --> 00:08:21,749 Let me out! 180 00:08:21,783 --> 00:08:24,985 Axe Cop said girls weren't allowed on his team. 181 00:08:25,020 --> 00:08:27,254 And if we can't be on his team, 182 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:30,124 then no girl can be on his team. 183 00:08:34,696 --> 00:08:37,865 Stop it right there, Beautiful Girly Bob. 184 00:08:37,899 --> 00:08:40,701 Axe Cop? You came back to save me! 185 00:08:40,735 --> 00:08:44,772 - I knew you loved me! - Oh, this is perfect. 186 00:08:44,806 --> 00:08:48,309 Right after I kill your girlfriend, I'm going to kill you. 187 00:08:48,343 --> 00:08:51,512 She is not my girlfriend! 188 00:08:55,740 --> 00:08:57,668 Stop. Stop. 189 00:08:57,695 --> 00:08:59,051 What are you laughing at? 190 00:08:59,094 --> 00:09:02,489 You can't beat up a girl on national television. 191 00:09:02,533 --> 00:09:06,289 I know. But she can! Rah! 192 00:09:09,566 --> 00:09:11,467 - Ha! - Bring it! 193 00:09:15,450 --> 00:09:17,660 Ha! 194 00:09:22,847 --> 00:09:24,114 Hyah! 195 00:09:29,032 --> 00:09:31,790 Best Fairy Ever, you can't kill her. 196 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:35,291 She's not evil. She's just a girl. 197 00:09:35,338 --> 00:09:37,406 Fine. 198 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:38,974 Yah! 199 00:09:40,164 --> 00:09:43,898 I never thought I'd say this to a girl before, 200 00:09:43,922 --> 00:09:45,305 but good job. 201 00:09:45,336 --> 00:09:47,804 I'm glad Flute Cop made me hire you. 202 00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:50,940 Axe Cop, I love you too. 203 00:09:50,975 --> 00:09:52,875 Ugh, gross. 204 00:09:52,910 --> 00:09:55,979 He looks, like, 15 lbs heavier. It's true what they say. 205 00:09:57,448 --> 00:10:01,017 ♪ Chicken little was a little chicken! ♪ 206 00:10:01,051 --> 00:10:05,021 ♪ That was small and so young! ♪ 207 00:10:05,055 --> 00:10:10,560 ♪ When the sky was falling... ♪ 208 00:10:12,596 --> 00:10:14,063 Voice like an angel. 15731

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