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I'm so glad we had two children,
Axey and Flutey.
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They're the best brothers.
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Those two will be inseparable
forever.
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When I grow up,
I'm going to kill bad guys
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all day and all night.
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Well, big brother,
I also want to kill bad guys
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but only during the day.
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At night, I want to
go home to a family.
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There! I shot you
because you're bad!
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That's boring.
This is how to kill bad guys.
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- Hyah!
- Yeah, you wish!
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You'll never be
good crime fighters.
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Wrong. We will be the best
crime fighters
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ever!
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That'll be $15.
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No, it won't.
Bad guys don't pay.
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One day,
at the scene of a car auction,
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a guy bought the perfect taxi.
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That was the day he became
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a taxi driver!
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So he hired his brother.
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I will drop you folks off!
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Axe Cop
01x11 - Taxi Cop
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Whoa!
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Gas prices are
through the roof.
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How much money did
you make today, Axey?
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- I need some good news.
- Nothing.
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Nothing?! You didn't
pick up any customers?
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Of course I picked up customers.
But they all ran off without paying.
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All right, that's it.
I'm calling the cops.
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I have a better idea.
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Hi. We want
to kill bad guys.
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Well, then you've come
to the right place.
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Uh, just sign up here.
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I'll give you
your uniforms
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and you'll be cops.
Just like that!
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Really? That's it?
There's no training?
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Nope, just sign and suit on up.
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Well, I think that's something
even I can handle.
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- He's funny.
- Whoo!
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Must have shot a million
bad guys out there today.
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What's up, Anita?
Miss me?
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Oh, look at this.
What do we got here?
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There are our two
newest cops.
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They signed the form
and everything.
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There's something about the little fat one.
I can't quite...
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- put my finger on it.
- Wait a second.
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Little Ray?
Is that you?
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Hey!
Axey, Flutey!
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So what've you been doing
all these years
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while I've been out shooting
bad guys with my gun?
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- Driving a cab.
- Seriously?
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I bet you don't get to
kill a lot of bad guys doing that.
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Eh, not that you were ever
good at that anyway.
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Not to worry.
I'm gonna show you the ropes,
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because I know all there is
to know about being a cop.
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Bang bang, bang bang!
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Ha ha!
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Whoo-hoo!
What did I tell you, man?
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- Isn't this awesome?
- No!
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- You're just shooting them.
- Yeah, that's all us cops do.
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We shoot bad guys
with our guns.
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Here, give it a try.
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No. That's boring.
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Flutey, let's go!
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Hey hey!
Hey! Hey!
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Get back here!
That's my cop car!
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Oh ho ho ho.
Wow.
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Axey, what are you doing?
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If we're not gonna use guns,
how are we gonna kill bad guys?
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With that.
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The perfect axe.
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I'm going to be...
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Axe Cop!
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I could be, uh,
you know, I don't know.
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Uh, Flute Cop?
Yeah, Flute Cop.
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You know, whatever.
I'll change it later.
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Let's get to choppin'.
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Oh whoa!
Look what I just did!
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- All right!
- No no no, no. Please please.
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It contains all of my
top-secret documents.
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That's odd.
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I could have
sworn you had a head.
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I chopped it off.
You're welcome.
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My name is Uni-Man.
I'm from Uni-Planet.
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I'm the smartest man
in the universe.
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Oh really? Well, what brings
you to our little ol' planet?
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Uni-Planet was taken over
by the Evil Fatsozon
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and it was no longer safe
to live there.
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Yeah well, I gotta split.
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Thanks for saving my life
and my important documents.
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They are top-secret designs
for a dinosaur.
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I am giving him rockets
for arms.
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Mmm, they should
be machine guns.
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- Even better!
- Can he fly?
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- He will now.
- And if you try to ride him,
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he should have spikes that only
stab you if you're a bad guy.
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- Brilliant!
- Ooh ooh! And at the end of a long day,
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- he should have a family to go home to.
- Let's quit while we're ahead.
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If you ever need my help, give me a call.
Here's my card.
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Hey, I need
your daily report
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- on my desk pronto!
- The thing is
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I have...
nothing to report.
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What?!
You ain't shot nobody today?
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Son, you are a disappointment.
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Some head-chopping maniac
has been getting to the bad guys
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before I can shoot 'em.
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Ay ay ay!
Enough with the excuses.
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If you don't start
shooting bad guys,
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I'm going to have to report you
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to the commissioner
of the normal police!
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They know me!
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No no no! I'll shoot bad guys.
I promise.
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Attention. We have a train
robbery in progress
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at the downtown train station.
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- On my way.
- Actually scratch that.
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Someone just chopped
the robber's head off.
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Hmmm.
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Ugh!
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I don't know...
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who this head-chopping
vigilante is,
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but I am going to find out.
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And when I do,
I am gonna shoot him...
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with my gun.
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I think I'm gonna give that
Anita girl from the cop station a call.
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She liked my joke.
You remember my joke?
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It was self-deprecating,
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but not too self-deprecating...
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Unless you think it was.
You think she hates me?
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What the heck?
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This is your last chance,
alien baby!
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Surrender or we will shoot you
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with our guns!
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But that's just a baby.
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And you don't shoot babies!
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Axey?! You're the
head-chopping vigilante?
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Yes. And I'm taking
the alien baby.
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Flute Cop, now!
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Cops, shoot your guns!
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Let's move!
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You made me look stupid
for the last time!
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I'll get you,
Smartist Brothers!
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Uni-Man, what can you tell us
about this disgusting baby?
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Her name is Uni-Baby.
She is from my planet.
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You can tell by her horn.
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She was sent to Earth as a
distraction by Fatsozon,
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- that bad guy I spoke of earlier.
- A distraction?
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Yes. It's all part of
Fatsozon's master plan.
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While the normal cops were
tracking down Uni-Baby,
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he filled Earth's core
with bombs.
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But if the Earth blows up,
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- everyone on the planet will die.
- But you can still stop him.
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Fatsozon returned
to Uni-Planet
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and he is getting ready
to detonate the bombs.
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Uni-Planet is very far.
We won't make it there on time.
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Yes, you will.
You can take my dinosaur.
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Great.
I will call him... Wexter.
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Actually he already has a name.
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Wexter!
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To Uni-Planet!
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Fatsozon!
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Welcome
to Uni-Planet, Axe Cop.
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I wish I could
entertain you,
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but I'll be busy
blowing up the Earth.
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Perhaps my army
of evil, biting robots
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will keep you
entertained.
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I'm evil.
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If they bite us,
we'll turn evil.
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By that logic,
since we're good guys,
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if we bite them
they might turn good.
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Already ahead of you.
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I'm a good guy now.
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Now go bite your evil friends,
good robot!
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Now kill Fatsozon!
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Oh yeah, you did it!
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Freeze, Smartist Brothers.
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Oh hey, Ray.
You can put the gun down.
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Axe Cop already
killed the bad guy.
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Oh? Not according to the daily
report I'm going to file.
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According to that report,
Fatsozon killed both of you.
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Then I showed up
and killed Fatsozon
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- with my gun.
- Ray!
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That's not what happened.
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Lots of things happen
the way they don't happen.
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That's impossible.
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Every morning I drink
bulletproof juice,
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so any bullet that hits me
just bounces off
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and goes right back
into your gun.
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Ahhhh!
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Flute Cop, I did it.
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Flute Cop?
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No-oooo!
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♪ now your best friend...
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Uni-Man,
I saved two planets.
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- Can you save my brother?
- Yes.
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I can put a piece
of your brain in his.
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But I must warn you,
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there is one serious side-effect.
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The surgery is going to involve
removing the part of the brain
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that knows you two are brothers.
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Okay. Do it.
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Hey, look at that, Anita!
Axe Cop is having tryouts!
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I've heard that guy is awesome.
Maybe I should try out.
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I mean, chances are
he wouldn't pick me, but...
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at least I'd get a chance
to meet him.
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But, Flute Cop,
you're brothers.
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Anita, I would think
I would know if we were brothers.
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You're crazy.
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Next.
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My name is Flute Cop.
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Sign up here!
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Just sign?
That's it?
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Hey, even I can handle
that job, right?
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I wish Anita was here,
she'd love that joke.
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