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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,085 --> 00:00:06,197 Check it out, bros. I brought my world-famous string cheese 2 00:00:06,275 --> 00:00:08,080 and ketchup casserole, 3 00:00:08,163 --> 00:00:12,526 and the potato salad should be here right about... 4 00:00:12,598 --> 00:00:13,861 now! 5 00:00:13,926 --> 00:00:17,690 - Liborg! - What's up, best friend? 6 00:00:18,001 --> 00:00:20,729 - This is my first Axe Thanksgiving. - That's awesome. 7 00:00:20,809 --> 00:00:24,322 - You're in for a real treat. - Axe Cop makes the best Turkey. 8 00:00:24,417 --> 00:00:26,119 Hey, where is Axe Cop? 9 00:00:26,206 --> 00:00:27,807 He's probably still with the farmer. 10 00:00:27,842 --> 00:00:29,809 Why would Axe Cop be with the farmer? 11 00:00:29,843 --> 00:00:32,544 You see, each year on the night before Thanksgiving, 12 00:00:32,580 --> 00:00:34,903 Axe Cop gives back to the community. 13 00:00:34,958 --> 00:00:37,270 Okay, so first he sneaks into the farmer's farm... 14 00:00:37,316 --> 00:00:38,989 and does all the farmer's chores, right? 15 00:00:39,019 --> 00:00:42,782 He collects all the eggs, he bales all the hay, 16 00:00:42,819 --> 00:00:45,188 he milks the cows, the goats.- 17 00:00:45,221 --> 00:00:48,884 Yeah, pretty much any animal that could possibly be milked, 18 00:00:48,971 --> 00:00:51,071 Axe Cop is gonna milk that animal. 19 00:00:51,130 --> 00:00:53,665 And then in the morning, the farmer comes down and sees 20 00:00:53,700 --> 00:00:56,001 that all of his chores have been done for him. 21 00:00:56,035 --> 00:00:59,671 Next, he goes hunting in the magic forest. 22 00:00:59,706 --> 00:01:02,207 All the animals are super nice to him. 23 00:01:02,241 --> 00:01:05,110 And they let Axe Cop go right up to them so he can kill them. 24 00:01:06,612 --> 00:01:08,914 Then Axe Cop mails one dead animal 25 00:01:08,948 --> 00:01:10,348 to every family in the world 26 00:01:10,383 --> 00:01:12,284 to cook on Thanksgiving. 27 00:01:12,318 --> 00:01:15,153 Now that's the spirit of Thanksgiving. 28 00:01:15,187 --> 00:01:18,423 Axe Cop is probably still with the farmer. I'll give him a call. 29 00:01:18,457 --> 00:01:20,191 This is the farmer. 30 00:01:20,226 --> 00:01:22,760 Hey, farmer, is Axe Cop still there? 31 00:01:22,795 --> 00:01:24,962 That son of a gun never showed up! 32 00:01:24,996 --> 00:01:26,531 I'm going nuts here! 33 00:01:26,565 --> 00:01:28,866 The farmer said Axe Cop never showed up. 34 00:01:28,901 --> 00:01:30,668 Oh no, where's Axe Cop? 35 00:01:30,702 --> 00:01:34,004 He's missing! Axe Cop is missing! 36 00:01:34,039 --> 00:01:37,107 One day, at the scene of the fire 37 00:01:37,142 --> 00:01:39,576 the cop found the perfect axe. 38 00:01:39,610 --> 00:01:43,247 That was the day he became Axe Cop! 39 00:01:45,150 --> 00:01:47,351 So he had tryouts and hired a partner. 40 00:01:51,303 --> 00:01:53,338 I will chop your heads off! 41 00:01:53,376 --> 00:01:55,463 Axe Cop 01x10 - 28 Days Before 42 00:01:55,535 --> 00:01:57,183 Sync & corr by blue150683 for addic7ed.com 43 00:01:59,430 --> 00:02:00,997 Oh, hey, Axe Cop. 44 00:02:01,031 --> 00:02:02,866 Aren't you too old to be trick-or-treating? 45 00:02:02,900 --> 00:02:05,602 Too old to be trick-or-treating alone. 46 00:02:05,636 --> 00:02:08,839 Anita, can Flute Cop go trick-or-treating with me tonight? 47 00:02:08,873 --> 00:02:11,475 Of course, but don't stay out too late. 48 00:02:11,509 --> 00:02:13,576 Hey, look, even if I did want to go trick-or-treating, 49 00:02:13,610 --> 00:02:17,380 - I don't have a costume. - Hmm. Give me that baby! 50 00:02:17,414 --> 00:02:21,384 I wish for Flute Cop to turn into Ghost Cop! 51 00:02:23,053 --> 00:02:25,221 Oh, smoky. 52 00:02:25,255 --> 00:02:28,924 The best part of your costume? You can fly through bad guys 53 00:02:28,959 --> 00:02:31,026 and leave grenade bombs inside them! 54 00:02:31,051 --> 00:02:32,935 Well, hopefully this evening won't come to that. 55 00:02:32,969 --> 00:02:33,927 Let's go! 56 00:02:35,607 --> 00:02:37,474 Wolvi! 57 00:02:37,508 --> 00:02:39,497 What the heck? Raisins? 58 00:02:39,558 --> 00:02:42,091 Hey, it's okay, buddy. Halloween's just getting started. 59 00:02:42,130 --> 00:02:43,966 Trick or treat! 60 00:02:44,006 --> 00:02:46,374 Oh, aren't you just adorable? 61 00:02:46,408 --> 00:02:48,542 - I'm Axe Cop. - No, you're not. 62 00:02:48,576 --> 00:02:50,544 There's only one Axe Cop, 63 00:02:50,578 --> 00:02:52,513 and he's dressed up as a wolvi. 64 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:55,116 Now hand over the candy, lady. 65 00:02:55,150 --> 00:02:57,684 Well, isn't that an interesting candy bucket? 66 00:02:57,719 --> 00:03:00,021 You bet your sweet bippy it is. 67 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:03,524 It glows in the dark. It can light up the whole world. 68 00:03:04,247 --> 00:03:05,848 Now hurry it up! I'm never going to get 69 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:08,083 to 1,000 candies at this rate. 70 00:03:08,319 --> 00:03:10,129 What the heck? Pennies? 71 00:03:10,189 --> 00:03:12,129 It's been like this all night, Axe Cop. 72 00:03:12,220 --> 00:03:14,395 I've hit every house in the city. 73 00:03:14,479 --> 00:03:15,692 No one has any candy. 74 00:03:15,732 --> 00:03:18,366 Did you try the cul-de-sac up by the golf course? 75 00:03:18,455 --> 00:03:22,242 - Last year they had red licorice! - This year... crayons. 76 00:03:22,276 --> 00:03:24,544 - What about the big house on the hill? - Bookmarks. 77 00:03:24,578 --> 00:03:27,513 - Big, giant bookmarks. - No! I hate books! 78 00:03:27,548 --> 00:03:29,682 It's like all the candy on earth is gone! 79 00:03:29,716 --> 00:03:31,384 I'm done trick-or-treating... 80 00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:33,853 - Forever. - Don't say that! 81 00:03:33,887 --> 00:03:36,556 Too late. I just did. 82 00:03:36,590 --> 00:03:39,291 Well, this Halloween has been a certified bust. 83 00:03:39,326 --> 00:03:41,761 I guess you win some and I guess you lose some, 84 00:03:41,795 --> 00:03:43,463 and this some we lost. 85 00:03:43,497 --> 00:03:46,165 No, I always win some. 86 00:03:46,199 --> 00:03:47,733 So buckle up, Ghost Cop, 87 00:03:47,768 --> 00:03:51,536 we're not going home until we have 1,000 candies! 88 00:03:51,571 --> 00:03:54,573 But you heard the kid... None of the houses have candy. 89 00:03:54,607 --> 00:03:58,444 Wrong! He said none of the houses on earth have candy. 90 00:03:58,478 --> 00:04:00,980 Wexter! 91 00:04:01,014 --> 00:04:04,450 I know a house that has the best candy. 92 00:04:04,484 --> 00:04:06,151 To uni-planet! 93 00:04:08,187 --> 00:04:10,722 Axe Cop, I don't see uni-man's house anywhere. 94 00:04:10,756 --> 00:04:13,024 Of course you don't. It's invisible. 95 00:04:13,058 --> 00:04:15,594 - It is? Why? - So bad guys can't find it. 96 00:04:15,628 --> 00:04:17,295 See? Over there. 97 00:04:17,329 --> 00:04:20,866 - You feel anything? - No. This guy is such a genius. 98 00:04:20,900 --> 00:04:24,168 An invisible house. Wait, I think I found something. 99 00:04:24,203 --> 00:04:26,371 - An invisible doorknob. - Awesome! 100 00:04:28,173 --> 00:04:31,175 Trick or treat! 101 00:04:31,210 --> 00:04:34,879 Axe Cop, Ghost Cop, fantastic costumes. 102 00:04:34,913 --> 00:04:36,314 Let me get you some candy. 103 00:04:36,348 --> 00:04:39,450 - You know I have the best candy. - See? I told you. 104 00:04:39,485 --> 00:04:43,854 Impossible. This bowl was just filled with those big-sized candy bars... 105 00:04:43,889 --> 00:04:45,789 You know, like the ones you get at the cinema... 106 00:04:45,824 --> 00:04:48,425 - But now it's filled with... - Raw vegetables? 107 00:04:48,459 --> 00:04:50,961 Hmm. Something fishy is going on. 108 00:04:50,996 --> 00:04:53,964 Let's go to my uni-lab and consult my C.T.M... 109 00:04:53,999 --> 00:04:55,966 My candy tracking machine. 110 00:04:57,468 --> 00:05:00,737 Hmm, if I adjust the caramellometers 111 00:05:00,771 --> 00:05:02,572 and scan for sugartivity, 112 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:03,773 Ah! There she is. 113 00:05:03,807 --> 00:05:05,575 All the candy in the universe 114 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:07,977 seems to be heading to Thanksgiving World. 115 00:05:08,012 --> 00:05:11,214 - This is terrible! - Wrong! It's fantastic! 116 00:05:11,249 --> 00:05:15,117 Every year, I look for the perfect house with the most candy, 117 00:05:15,152 --> 00:05:17,119 and it looks like we just found it. 118 00:05:17,154 --> 00:05:18,955 There's just one problem, Axe Cop, 119 00:05:18,989 --> 00:05:23,459 despite its name, Thanksgiving world is a very scary, dangerous planet 120 00:05:23,493 --> 00:05:26,062 ruled by the one and only "Turkey Turkey" 121 00:05:26,096 --> 00:05:29,231 and his evil army of evil pilgrim soldiers. 122 00:05:29,266 --> 00:05:31,267 Let me pull up my T.T.F... 123 00:05:31,301 --> 00:05:32,834 My Turkey Turkey file. 124 00:05:32,869 --> 00:05:35,837 You see, if you don't clip a Turkey's wings, 125 00:05:35,872 --> 00:05:37,639 they will never stop growing. 126 00:05:37,674 --> 00:05:39,652 And when Turkey Turkey was a baby, 127 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:42,168 he dodged his master's attempts to clip his wings. 128 00:05:42,785 --> 00:05:45,047 He escaped his torment and was able to grow 129 00:05:45,082 --> 00:05:47,583 into a giant Turkey with huge wings. 130 00:05:47,617 --> 00:05:49,451 He was raised by falcons... 131 00:05:49,485 --> 00:05:52,353 who taught him how to claw and bite with his super sharp beak. 132 00:05:52,388 --> 00:05:54,255 And if that weren't enough, 133 00:05:54,290 --> 00:05:58,359 he can dive-bomb and throw razor-sharp feathers hidden on his body. 134 00:05:58,385 --> 00:06:00,248 Warning! Warning! 135 00:06:00,323 --> 00:06:04,225 I beg you... do not go to Thanksgiving planet. 136 00:06:04,301 --> 00:06:06,100 It's a suicide mission. 137 00:06:12,743 --> 00:06:13,678 Mmm. 138 00:06:13,759 --> 00:06:16,405 Are you sure you should be picking candy up off the ground? 139 00:06:16,492 --> 00:06:17,603 Race you! 140 00:06:20,119 --> 00:06:21,842 Hey, didn't you say your candy bucket 141 00:06:21,883 --> 00:06:24,085 - glows in the dark? - Don't you know it. 142 00:06:24,199 --> 00:06:26,366 Huh. That's weird. 143 00:06:26,401 --> 00:06:28,702 This doesn't look like a regular cave. 144 00:06:30,238 --> 00:06:33,908 Mmm. It tastes like carrots, celery and onions. 145 00:06:33,942 --> 00:06:36,410 Oh no! Axe Cop, it's mirepoix! 146 00:06:36,444 --> 00:06:39,012 We're in a giant oven! 147 00:06:41,816 --> 00:06:46,052 - Gobble gobble. - If it isn't Turkey Turkey. 148 00:06:46,086 --> 00:06:49,189 - Hand over the candy! - Too late, Axe Cop! 149 00:06:49,223 --> 00:06:50,757 I've already eaten it all. 150 00:06:50,792 --> 00:06:54,694 There's no more candy left in the universe. 151 00:06:54,728 --> 00:06:56,896 But if there's no candy, 152 00:06:56,931 --> 00:06:59,833 - there's no Halloween! - Exactly, 153 00:06:59,867 --> 00:07:04,037 and now Thanksgiving is the best holiday in all of autumn. 154 00:07:04,071 --> 00:07:06,973 Whoa! Wait, that's why you wanna ruin Halloween? 155 00:07:07,007 --> 00:07:08,574 Because it's better than Thanksgiving? 156 00:07:08,608 --> 00:07:11,243 Of course! How can Turkey compete with candy? 157 00:07:11,277 --> 00:07:13,479 It can't! And from now on, 158 00:07:13,513 --> 00:07:15,981 it don't have to. 159 00:07:16,015 --> 00:07:17,817 Nice try, Turkey Turkey. 160 00:07:17,851 --> 00:07:20,185 But you can't stop me. 161 00:07:20,220 --> 00:07:22,187 I'm Axe Cop. 162 00:07:22,222 --> 00:07:24,223 Oh no, it's tryptophan. 163 00:07:24,257 --> 00:07:27,125 It's making me so tired. 164 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:30,262 Why don't you two take a nice month-long nap? 165 00:07:30,296 --> 00:07:32,931 I like my Thanksgiving dinner well-rested. 166 00:07:37,136 --> 00:07:39,637 Nighty-nighty. 167 00:07:39,672 --> 00:07:41,439 Gobble gobble. 168 00:07:42,975 --> 00:07:44,776 Gobble gobble gobble. 169 00:07:44,810 --> 00:07:47,278 Happy Thanksgiving, my evil pilgrims! 170 00:07:47,312 --> 00:07:49,080 Gobble gobble gobble. 171 00:07:49,114 --> 00:07:51,516 And what a special Thanksgiving it is... 172 00:07:51,550 --> 00:07:56,187 Axe Cop and Ghost Cop are the main course! 173 00:07:56,221 --> 00:07:58,155 Looks like we're finally done for, good buddy. 174 00:07:58,190 --> 00:07:59,790 But since it is Thanksgiving, 175 00:07:59,824 --> 00:08:02,226 I'm thankful I'm spending my last moments with you. 176 00:08:02,261 --> 00:08:03,694 I love you, man. 177 00:08:03,728 --> 00:08:06,264 - Anything you wanna say to me? - Yes. 178 00:08:06,298 --> 00:08:08,632 While we were sleeping for 28 days, 179 00:08:08,666 --> 00:08:11,035 I dreamt that we'd be saved by a man 180 00:08:11,069 --> 00:08:12,803 with the power of all the seasons. 181 00:08:12,837 --> 00:08:15,139 - Huh. - His name is Season Man, 182 00:08:15,173 --> 00:08:16,673 and in my dream I also learned 183 00:08:16,708 --> 00:08:18,542 that he is married and has quadruplets. 184 00:08:18,576 --> 00:08:20,811 I'm afraid that really doesn't help us. 185 00:08:20,845 --> 00:08:23,680 Dreams are just dreams. They're not real. 186 00:08:23,715 --> 00:08:27,451 Not my dreams. Everything I dream comes true. 187 00:08:27,485 --> 00:08:30,454 Turkey Turkey! 188 00:08:33,524 --> 00:08:35,091 - See? - Season Man! 189 00:08:37,895 --> 00:08:41,231 Ah! 190 00:08:47,905 --> 00:08:50,108 Thanks for dreaming me up, Axe Cop. 191 00:08:50,189 --> 00:08:52,201 My pleasure, Season Man. 192 00:08:52,309 --> 00:08:54,143 Oh! 193 00:08:56,179 --> 00:08:58,180 I'm dying, Axe Cop. 194 00:08:58,214 --> 00:08:59,515 Don't worry, Season Man. 195 00:08:59,550 --> 00:09:01,417 Next time I fall asleep, 196 00:09:01,452 --> 00:09:03,252 I'll dream up the perfect father 197 00:09:03,286 --> 00:09:06,221 to marry your wife and take care of your quadruplets. 198 00:09:06,256 --> 00:09:08,890 - Thanks, Axe Cop. - Shh shh. 199 00:09:08,925 --> 00:09:11,860 Save your strength... for dying. 200 00:09:14,415 --> 00:09:16,366 Well, Axe Cop, it looks like 201 00:09:16,454 --> 00:09:19,198 I'm going to have to kill you the old-fashioned way... 202 00:09:19,262 --> 00:09:23,097 I'm going to rip you apart and peck you to death. 203 00:09:23,172 --> 00:09:25,173 There's only one problem... 204 00:09:25,207 --> 00:09:28,276 When you weren't looking, Ghost Cop flew through your body 205 00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:30,479 and left a grenade bomb inside of you. 206 00:09:30,513 --> 00:09:32,547 Best Halloween costume ever. 207 00:09:32,582 --> 00:09:34,549 Wait! What? 208 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:41,990 He's missing! Axe Cop is missing! 209 00:09:42,024 --> 00:09:44,258 If I were missing, how could I be here? 210 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:46,494 Hey, Axe Cop! Where have you been, bro? 211 00:09:46,528 --> 00:09:50,398 It took a whole month, but I finally collected 1,000 candies! 212 00:09:50,432 --> 00:09:51,966 Yeah! 213 00:09:52,001 --> 00:09:54,935 I'm gonna eat all of the candy all at the same time! Yay! 214 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:57,337 - What about the Turkey? - Liborg's right. 215 00:09:57,372 --> 00:09:59,473 You can't have Thanksgiving without no Turkey. 216 00:09:59,508 --> 00:10:01,475 This year we're not having Turkey. 217 00:10:01,502 --> 00:10:02,510 Uh, what? 218 00:10:02,543 --> 00:10:05,642 We're having Turkey Turkey. 219 00:10:05,714 --> 00:10:08,649 - All right! Turkey Turkey! - I call the leg! 220 00:10:08,683 --> 00:10:11,518 - I want the wing! - It's delicious! 221 00:10:11,552 --> 00:10:14,554 What about you, Axe Cop? You a white meat guy or dark meat guy? 222 00:10:14,588 --> 00:10:17,991 Neither. I'm a head meat guy. 17200

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