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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,648 --> 00:00:03,409 All right, we're gonna do one story tonight, 2 00:00:03,445 --> 00:00:05,212 but it's gonna be your favorite story. 3 00:00:05,244 --> 00:00:07,302 Are you ready for your favorite bedtime story, Uni-Baby? 4 00:00:08,519 --> 00:00:10,520 "The Night Creatures." 5 00:00:10,554 --> 00:00:13,089 "Parents in the future sometimes have to send 6 00:00:13,124 --> 00:00:15,325 their babies back in time. 7 00:00:15,351 --> 00:00:18,796 So they send them into space in baby spaceships. 8 00:00:20,331 --> 00:00:22,432 Sometimes a baby will accidentally push 9 00:00:22,466 --> 00:00:24,501 the ship's 'get out' button. 10 00:00:24,535 --> 00:00:26,803 And the babies will float into space 11 00:00:26,837 --> 00:00:28,838 where the night creatures will get them." 12 00:00:30,107 --> 00:00:32,509 "The night creatures use their claws 13 00:00:32,543 --> 00:00:34,511 to transform the babies 14 00:00:34,545 --> 00:00:37,047 into baby night creatures." 15 00:00:38,449 --> 00:00:40,250 "And send them to planet earth 16 00:00:40,284 --> 00:00:42,519 where they wait until nighttime 17 00:00:42,553 --> 00:00:45,188 to come out and steal earth babies. 18 00:00:45,222 --> 00:00:48,892 But the sun helps keep earth babies safe... 19 00:00:48,926 --> 00:00:50,360 For now." 20 00:00:51,696 --> 00:00:53,229 Okay, Uni-Baby. 21 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:03,402 One day, at the scene of the fire 22 00:01:03,427 --> 00:01:05,862 the cop found the perfect axe. 23 00:01:05,896 --> 00:01:09,532 That was the day he became Axe Cop! 24 00:01:11,644 --> 00:01:14,239 So he had tryouts and hired a partner. 25 00:01:17,650 --> 00:01:19,996 I will chop your heads off! 26 00:01:20,074 --> 00:01:22,019 Axe Cop 01x09 - When Night Creatures Attack 27 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:26,812 Flute Cop! Let's get to work. 28 00:01:27,594 --> 00:01:29,704 Morning, honey. You want breakfast? 29 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:33,337 No no no. Axe Cop and I will grab something on the way to work. 30 00:01:33,390 --> 00:01:36,572 Hey, don't forget. Today's Uni-Baby's first day of baby school. 31 00:01:36,609 --> 00:01:40,579 Oh honey, I wish I could go with you. I feel like I'm missing everything. 32 00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:43,311 You are, honey. Now get to work. 33 00:01:43,346 --> 00:01:45,847 You know how Axe Cop gets when he has to wait. 34 00:01:45,882 --> 00:01:47,782 I'm going nuts out here! 35 00:01:47,834 --> 00:01:49,919 Okay, okay! Stop honking. 36 00:01:49,951 --> 00:01:51,652 We live in a residential neighborhood. 37 00:01:51,677 --> 00:01:52,977 I gotta go. 38 00:01:58,729 --> 00:02:00,362 You guys don't get it. It's crazy. 39 00:02:00,384 --> 00:02:03,162 I mean, they grow up so fast. Baby school already? 40 00:02:03,195 --> 00:02:05,502 In a blink of an eye, I'll be taking her to baby college. 41 00:02:05,539 --> 00:02:06,526 And then what? 42 00:02:06,548 --> 00:02:09,041 Baby grown-up life and she won't need me anymore. 43 00:02:09,075 --> 00:02:11,343 She'll be just living her baby grown-up life. 44 00:02:11,386 --> 00:02:13,237 You need another minute, sir? 45 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:14,701 He's done talking. 46 00:02:14,737 --> 00:02:16,494 I'll have a piece of birthday cake. 47 00:02:16,526 --> 00:02:19,974 - Oh, is it your birthday, officer? - No. 48 00:02:20,032 --> 00:02:23,028 - Oh. And for you, sir? - The ushe. 49 00:02:23,067 --> 00:02:25,965 Chocolate chip pancakes with whipped cream, por favor. 50 00:02:25,988 --> 00:02:28,393 Sorry, sir. We're no longer serving breakfast. 51 00:02:28,418 --> 00:02:30,419 You'll have to order from the dinner menu. 52 00:02:30,453 --> 00:02:32,490 Wait, what's going on? Order off the dinner menu? 53 00:02:32,503 --> 00:02:34,354 What what, are there, hidden cameras somewhere? 54 00:02:34,372 --> 00:02:36,355 - It's-it's breakfast time. - Oh really? 55 00:02:36,402 --> 00:02:38,964 Then why is the sun setting, genius? 56 00:02:38,996 --> 00:02:41,618 The sun's not setting. It's being stolen. 57 00:02:41,883 --> 00:02:42,909 Let's go! 58 00:02:43,125 --> 00:02:45,125 That's madness. Who would steal the sun? 59 00:02:45,127 --> 00:02:46,494 The sun thieves. 60 00:02:46,529 --> 00:02:48,363 We need to find them, kill them, 61 00:02:48,397 --> 00:02:50,098 and steal the sun back. 62 00:02:50,132 --> 00:02:51,699 Correct me if I'm wrong, Axe Cop, 63 00:02:51,734 --> 00:02:54,602 but last time I checked the sun's too hot to touch. 64 00:02:54,637 --> 00:02:57,038 That's why we need sun-picking-up gloves. 65 00:02:57,072 --> 00:02:59,078 That's perfect. There's a superhero glove store 66 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:00,492 for cops and warriors downtown. 67 00:03:00,516 --> 00:03:02,578 We can be there in 10, 15 minutes at the most. 68 00:03:02,614 --> 00:03:04,867 Not if we drive through this police barricade! 69 00:03:04,889 --> 00:03:06,765 Whoa-ho-ho-ho! 70 00:03:09,864 --> 00:03:12,101 - Oh no! They're closed. - Let me handle this guy. 71 00:03:12,133 --> 00:03:13,670 Excuse me, friend? Hi. 72 00:03:13,696 --> 00:03:15,842 Yeah, we need to pick up some sun-picking-up gloves 73 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,092 before you lock up. 74 00:03:17,124 --> 00:03:18,959 Sorry, we're closed. We're a daytime store. 75 00:03:19,006 --> 00:03:21,545 But it's eight in the morning. Not at night. 76 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:23,115 Tell that to the sun, genius. 77 00:03:23,146 --> 00:03:24,748 Now I gotta go get to my night class. 78 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:27,490 I'm not looking to work at a glove store the rest of my life. 79 00:03:27,913 --> 00:03:31,315 - Axe Cop, what are we gonna do? - I have the perfect plan. 80 00:03:34,595 --> 00:03:35,578 Morning, ma'am. 81 00:03:35,610 --> 00:03:37,778 Yeah, just doing a routine glass check here. 82 00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:40,412 Hyah. It's glass, all right. 83 00:03:40,733 --> 00:03:41,803 We're done here. 84 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:44,997 I also got myself some monster gloves for Halloween. 85 00:03:45,038 --> 00:03:47,490 They're perfect for my Wolveye costume. 86 00:03:47,522 --> 00:03:49,990 Now let's go kill some sun thieves! 87 00:03:50,024 --> 00:03:51,525 Move out of the way! 88 00:03:51,559 --> 00:03:53,193 We're in a hurry! 89 00:03:53,227 --> 00:03:55,350 Axe Cop always has the right of way! 90 00:03:58,692 --> 00:04:00,408 Pull over, Axe Cop. 91 00:04:00,643 --> 00:04:02,158 It's the normal cops. 92 00:04:04,586 --> 00:04:06,577 I hate normal cops. 93 00:04:06,612 --> 00:04:07,679 You said it, bro. 94 00:04:07,712 --> 00:04:10,397 Do you know how fast you were going, Axe Cop? 95 00:04:10,429 --> 00:04:11,655 Of course I do. 96 00:04:11,687 --> 00:04:12,679 The fastest. 97 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:14,468 I know you're just doing your job, officer, 98 00:04:14,499 --> 00:04:16,272 but we are in a serious hurry. 99 00:04:16,296 --> 00:04:18,686 Someone is stealing the sun. 100 00:04:18,710 --> 00:04:21,507 Well, that sounds like a job for a normal cop. 101 00:04:21,530 --> 00:04:23,069 As it seems to me, son, 102 00:04:23,242 --> 00:04:27,414 you need to be reminded what separates you from normal cops. 103 00:04:27,442 --> 00:04:30,186 - The night creatures are coming. - Night creatures? 104 00:04:30,265 --> 00:04:33,118 That's just a story you read to your baby to scare it. 105 00:04:33,149 --> 00:04:36,099 Wrong. The night creatures are real. 106 00:04:36,296 --> 00:04:38,965 Night creatures. 107 00:04:39,198 --> 00:04:41,214 That's a nice... 108 00:04:41,304 --> 00:04:42,838 Oh no! They're real. 109 00:04:48,253 --> 00:04:50,640 Shh shh shh shh. Okay, okay. They're gone. 110 00:04:50,673 --> 00:04:52,360 - I think we're safe. - Wrong. 111 00:04:52,398 --> 00:04:55,094 The night creatures are going to throw us off that cliff. 112 00:04:55,134 --> 00:04:55,962 Wait, what? 113 00:04:55,992 --> 00:04:57,946 Let's see how this plays out. 114 00:05:09,539 --> 00:05:11,250 Oh hey, Axe Cop. Everything okay? 115 00:05:11,248 --> 00:05:14,325 We've gotten reports of night creatures in the neighborhood. 116 00:05:14,384 --> 00:05:17,934 We need to take your babies until this blows over for safe keeping. 117 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:20,536 Okay. Whatever you say, Axe Cop. 118 00:05:23,837 --> 00:05:25,760 Axe Cop! Keep holding on, buddy. 119 00:05:25,778 --> 00:05:27,330 Come on. 120 00:05:27,353 --> 00:05:28,705 - No. - Wait, what? 121 00:05:33,683 --> 00:05:36,082 - Hello? - Anita, where's Uni-Baby? 122 00:05:36,091 --> 00:05:38,715 What do you mean? I just gave her to you guys. 123 00:05:38,747 --> 00:05:39,872 That wasn't us! 124 00:05:39,911 --> 00:05:42,846 That was the night creatures dressed up to look like us! 125 00:05:42,890 --> 00:05:45,321 The night creatures have Uni-Baby? 126 00:05:45,501 --> 00:05:47,965 Anita, don't worry. We're on our way. 127 00:05:48,079 --> 00:05:50,170 Axe Cop, let's go save Uni-Baby. 128 00:05:50,249 --> 00:05:53,010 There's no time. We have to save the sun. 129 00:05:53,072 --> 00:05:55,146 But Uni-Baby needs us. 130 00:05:55,185 --> 00:05:58,099 Wrong. Uni-Baby needs you. 131 00:05:58,146 --> 00:06:00,005 The world needs me. 132 00:06:05,801 --> 00:06:06,755 Flute Cop, 133 00:06:06,895 --> 00:06:10,145 is it really you this time or are you a night creature? 134 00:06:10,185 --> 00:06:11,662 You tell me. 135 00:06:12,686 --> 00:06:13,720 Muah. 136 00:06:14,168 --> 00:06:16,927 No night creature can kiss like that. 137 00:06:16,982 --> 00:06:18,513 Anita, baby, 138 00:06:18,555 --> 00:06:20,169 listen to me, and listen good. 139 00:06:20,190 --> 00:06:22,924 The night creatures live in a secret cave in the center of the earth. 140 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:25,395 They've put Uni-Baby inside a very special kind of moon rock 141 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:27,653 that is slowly transforming her into one of them. 142 00:06:27,657 --> 00:06:30,792 To save her, we need to be very sneaky. 143 00:06:30,878 --> 00:06:32,651 Like ninjas. 144 00:06:32,909 --> 00:06:35,277 Now let's go save our daughter. 145 00:06:35,650 --> 00:06:38,578 What are you gonna buy with your cut of the money once we unload the sun? 146 00:06:38,613 --> 00:06:40,704 I'm gonna buy an ocean. Fill it with good water. 147 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:42,587 You know, none of that salty stuff. 148 00:06:42,832 --> 00:06:45,042 Then I'm gonna train all the sharks to do tricks for me. 149 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,246 You sure this is where your uncle told us to meet him? 150 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:49,386 - Yeah, I'm sure. - How can you be sure? 151 00:06:49,417 --> 00:06:51,433 - We're in the middle of space. - I know. 152 00:06:51,519 --> 00:06:53,464 That's exactly where he told us to meet him. 153 00:06:53,534 --> 00:06:56,509 He told you to meet him in the middle of space? 154 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:57,899 He wasn't any more specific? 155 00:06:57,949 --> 00:07:01,734 Wait, wait. There's your uncle. On his flying dinosaur. 156 00:07:01,767 --> 00:07:04,571 Uh, my uncle doesn't have a flying dinosaur. 157 00:07:05,829 --> 00:07:07,751 It's Axe Cop. It's Axe Cop, go! 158 00:07:07,784 --> 00:07:09,217 Go, go! 159 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:24,347 Uni-Baby, where are you? 160 00:07:28,412 --> 00:07:29,729 Keep looking. 161 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:31,915 Where are you, honey? 162 00:07:32,542 --> 00:07:34,690 Flute Cop, I found her. 163 00:07:34,728 --> 00:07:37,990 Uni-Baby. Don't worry. Mommy and daddy are here. 164 00:07:38,026 --> 00:07:39,925 Anita, stand back. 165 00:07:46,839 --> 00:07:48,987 - Watch out! - Cover your ears. 166 00:07:53,911 --> 00:07:55,868 Run! 167 00:07:56,815 --> 00:07:59,509 We gotta stop them before they disappear into that black hole. 168 00:07:59,537 --> 00:08:01,538 Axe Cop, spike strip! 169 00:08:09,525 --> 00:08:11,306 Axe Cop, we can explain. 170 00:08:11,335 --> 00:08:14,017 Uh, this just a big misunderstanding, mate. 171 00:08:14,064 --> 00:08:15,658 I'm sure we can clear this up. 172 00:08:15,705 --> 00:08:17,314 I wrote down exactly what happened 173 00:08:17,354 --> 00:08:19,655 on this here one dollar bill. 174 00:08:19,853 --> 00:08:20,830 See? 175 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:22,462 No big deal. 176 00:08:22,506 --> 00:08:24,736 You could not be more wrong, my friend. 177 00:08:24,774 --> 00:08:28,017 It's a huge deal. Because of you, all the babies on earth 178 00:08:28,057 --> 00:08:30,212 are probably gonna get turned into night creatures. 179 00:08:30,234 --> 00:08:31,994 You said no one would get hurt, Ben. 180 00:08:32,016 --> 00:08:34,508 What are you doing using my real name for, scoot? 181 00:08:34,537 --> 00:08:37,953 - We talked about this. - Look, Axe Cop, I got an idea. 182 00:08:37,992 --> 00:08:40,627 What if we apologize to you and you let us go? 183 00:08:40,661 --> 00:08:42,829 That sounds pretty fair to me. 184 00:08:42,862 --> 00:08:44,630 These guys seem pretty sorry about all this. 185 00:08:44,665 --> 00:08:46,132 Maybe we should just let them go. 186 00:08:46,167 --> 00:08:47,846 I got a better idea. 187 00:08:50,350 --> 00:08:51,617 Ah-ha! 188 00:08:51,652 --> 00:08:53,826 Teleported them to space jail, huh? 189 00:08:53,849 --> 00:08:55,450 No, I killed them. 190 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:58,269 Now let's start carrying the sun towards earth. 191 00:08:58,295 --> 00:08:59,785 Go go! 192 00:09:09,230 --> 00:09:11,941 - We're not gonna make it in time. - Yes we will. 193 00:09:11,976 --> 00:09:14,433 We have to throw the sun on the count of... 194 00:09:14,473 --> 00:09:17,241 Now! 195 00:09:18,783 --> 00:09:20,957 - Aah! - Flute Cop! 196 00:09:23,218 --> 00:09:26,583 Axe Cop, we could use the sun right about now. 197 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:32,904 Anita, baby, we did it. 198 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:36,481 No, Axe Cop did it. 199 00:09:36,756 --> 00:09:38,677 Yeah, we did it, buddy. 200 00:09:38,709 --> 00:09:40,302 No, I did it. 201 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:41,780 Laser high-five! 202 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:48,564 If your baby is still human, 203 00:09:48,585 --> 00:09:50,657 come collect it from the baby pile. 204 00:09:50,697 --> 00:09:51,673 Here you go. 205 00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:53,110 That's a cute little one, isn't it? 206 00:09:53,133 --> 00:09:55,673 And this one's for you, sir. Catch. 207 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:58,493 But if your baby was turned into a night creature, 208 00:09:58,527 --> 00:10:00,220 then you're going to have to remarry 209 00:10:00,241 --> 00:10:02,267 and start a new family. 210 00:10:02,687 --> 00:10:06,812 Sync & corr by blue150683 for addic7ed.com 16012

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