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One day,
at the scene of the fire
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the cop foundthe perfect axe.
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That was the dayhe became Axe Cop!
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So he had tryoutsand hired a partner.
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I will chop your heads off!
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Axe cop - 01x04
Babysitting Unibaby
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This is Rockin' Robin
on your 8-0 dial,
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music for parking in the dark
while in rock creek park.
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Seriously,
we're out of gas.
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So, uh, what do you
want to do now?
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Wait, what the--
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You just chopped
my girlfriend's head off!
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She was on my list
of all bad guys.
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- See?
- Okay, wait wait wait.
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Her real name was
Poison Poison?
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And her power was
Poison Punches?
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Wow. Thanks, Axe Cop.
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That's why I spy on people.
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Axe Cop, this is Flute Cop,
do you read me? Come in. Over.
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What do you want, Flute Cop?
I'm on a night mission.
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I'm sorry to bother you,
but, uh,
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do you know how I've been
saving my money to get $100?
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Well, guess what?
I did it! Yeah.
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So I was thinking
of taking Anita
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on a little romantic getaway
for our anniversary.
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So...
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Could you possibly
babysit Uni-Baby for us?
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How much are you
going to pay me?
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Uh, I can pay you $15.
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I'll be right there.
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Flute Cop's
taking me to Hawaii.
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- Isn't he romantic?
- How would I know?
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I mean, can you think of a
better place to go on vacation?
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- Yes.
- Uh, so the baby food is in the fridge
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and the fresh diapers
are in the dresser.
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Oh, and don't mess
with Uni-Baby's horn,
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um, as it holds great power.
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- Okay, see you in a couple days.
- Okay, see you later.
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Bye-bye, little Uni-Baby.
Mommy wuv you.
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And don't mess with Uni-Baby's horn.
It holds great power.
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Gross!
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She already pooped.
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I'm not feeding you
any more food.
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You poop too much.
From now on
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you just get
one small meal a day.
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What the heck?!
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You know what?
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I don't like you.
I'm gonna hide this
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until your parents come home.
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Babies are so dumb.
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Sockarang on the telephone!
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Sockarang, I'm at
Flute Cop's house babysitting.
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Oooh, I love babies!
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I'll be right there.
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Aw, man.
Flute Cop has the best snacks.
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So, ugh, where's the, uh,
where's the baby?
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I locked her in the closet because
she poops and cries too much.
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- Oop, smart.
- Now let's look around the house
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and see if there's anything
cool to play with.
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Hey, Sockarang,
look what I drew.
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I call it...
Magic World.
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- We should go there!
- I know.
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- But how?
- With... this!
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Great!
Let's go to Magic World!
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- Oh wait, what about Uni-Baby?
- She won't die.
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- She ate a small meal.
- We can't just leave her here alone.
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No, but we can create
cyborg versions of ourselves
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to watch over her.
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I programmed the cyborgs
to watch Uni-Baby
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and to punch her if she cries.
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See?
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When I have a baby,
you're babysitting.
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Not unless you have $15,
I'm not.
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Axe Cop Magic World!
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Magic World is so magical,
I could cry.
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Not me, I never cry.
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Intruders!
Freeze, Magic Police!
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Run!
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We lost 'em.
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Of course we did.
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The Magic Police are
the slowest police.
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Oh... my... gosh.
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- Look!
- The big magic show is about to start.
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- Let's go watch!
- I've got a better idea.
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Ah!
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Cool!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
prepare to be amazed
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at our amazing magic show!
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This is ridiculous.
Where are their wands?
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And now
for our first trick...
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Boo-ooo.
They tore our historic tent!
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Maza lapapell babalel
laba lell sabba sell!
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Make that hole filly well!
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Oh, see, now that's what I expect...
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- the unexpected.
- And now for our final trick!
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Baba-shalell, make $100
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appear in every hand.
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How did they do that?
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I'm saying that rhetorically.
I don't want to know.
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- I love magic.
- Now for our other final trick:
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A thousand-pousand-
papa-pa-pa-pow!
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This is an outrage.
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Now they're richer
than we are.
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- We win!
- You lose.
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Ha ha!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
these are fake magicians!
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Let's kill them!
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And good night.
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Ha ha ha ha! What should
we do with all this money?
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Buy something that makes
something invisible.
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Yeah, that's a great idea.
I know a guy--
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Wa-wa-wait, I see something I want.
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Awesome!
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I chubby wubby you!
Ha ha ha ha!
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Chubby Doll
is the best.
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- Yes, he is.
- Come in, Axe Cop.
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Axe Cop, I just wanted
to check in on Uni-Baby.
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I'm trying,
just give me a second.
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No, I hear because you're judging
me.
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You don't have to say anything.
It's that look.
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Axe Cop--
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Hey, I think we should go back home
and check on Uni-Baby.
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No.
Send Chubby Doll back.
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That way we can stay here
in Magic World
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and have even more fun.
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I'm going to blow
this baby's head off!
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- Do it!
- What the heck?!
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Axe Cop, the computer brains
of those cyborgs
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have turned evil!
They're gonna kill the baby!
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Come on,
let's go save the baby.
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No, I don't want to!
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We're not done
having fun yet.
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You are under arrest.
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Abra-ca-handcuffs.
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Fine, we'll go check
on Uni-Baby.
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Ahh, isn't this great?
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So-ooo great.
Yeah.
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It's amazing what $100
can buy you,
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or $100 minus $15.
So $85.
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Oh look, coconuts!
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Watch this.
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- It's so beautiful.
- Oh man, I love you.
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Uh, honey, can't we
just try Axe Cop again?
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See how Uni-Baby
is doing?
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I'm sure...
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She's fine.
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She's with Axe Cop.
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What could possibly happen?
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Hyah!
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Hyah!
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Ahhh, Stockarang!
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What do you want, Flute Cop?!
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I'm babysitting.
It's Flute Cop.
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Yes, she's fine.
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Okay, we will.
Bye.
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Flute Cop said we should
take Uni-Baby to the park.
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I hate babysitting.
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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- We should rob a bank?
- Yes.
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Why won't Uni-Baby stop crying?
It's so annoying.
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Well, she's probably hungry.
We haven't fed her all day.
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Too bad.
I don't want her pooping.
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- Oh ho ho, I hear that.
- Axe Cop, Axe Cop, come in.
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This is the chiefof the normal police.
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It's the chief of the normal police.
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What do you want?
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Why are you and Sockarang
robbing a bank?
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- Hmmmm?
- What are you talking about?
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We're not robbing a bank.
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But I think I know who is.
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We are rich now!
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Let's go buy more guns
to rob more banks.
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Yes!
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C'mon, Axe Cop,
let's go get em'!
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I'll chop your head--
oh no.
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- I left my axe at the house.
- What-- what are we gonna do?
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Quiet, baby!
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This is no time
for eating or pooping!
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Shhh, she's trying
to tell us something.
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This hole in the stroller,
it's a cannon.
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But there's no trigger.
There's no trigger!
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Because it's a poop cannon.
It's controlled by pooping.
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- Oh, we gotta feed her! Aha ha!
- Ugh, fine.
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Eat, Uni-Baby, eat!
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Hey, cyborgs!
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Look at this present
we got you!
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I love presents.
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The baby saved the day!
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I chubby wubby you!
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So, Axe Cop,
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do you still think
babies are dumb?
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Of course I do.
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Aloha! We're back.
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Oh my gosh, we had
such an amazing time.
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This volcano was
about to erupt
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and everyone was like
"we're going to die,"
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but Flute Cop used his flute
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to charm the volcano.
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Let's just say it'll never erupt again.
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Did you miss daddy?
Did you miss daddy?
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Yes, you did.
Say da-ddy!
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- Can you say da-ddy?
- Axe Cop.
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Yeah, she said daddy!
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We all heard it.
I heard it-- daddy.
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The sound in here is weird.
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That'll be $15.
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