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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,707 --> 00:00:40,792 Yeah, dude! 2 00:00:40,876 --> 00:00:45,338 Bobby, do that again, but this time don't fall down. 3 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:21,247 - Aah! - Whoo-hoo-wow! 4 00:01:25,374 --> 00:01:27,294 Huh? 5 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:31,799 Do you realize going off to college means no more... 6 00:01:31,882 --> 00:01:34,885 well-meaning but totally smothering, overprotective, 7 00:01:34,969 --> 00:01:36,887 doting, ah-yucking dads? 8 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:39,014 Yeah, well, yours at least. 9 00:01:39,098 --> 00:01:43,895 My dad's been counting down the days until he can turn my bedroom into a bowling alley. 10 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:48,982 Hey, we have a surefire way to shoot straight to the top of the freshman heap. 11 00:01:49,065 --> 00:01:52,068 The College "X" Games! 12 00:01:52,151 --> 00:01:54,154 First freshman team to win it all! 13 00:01:54,238 --> 00:01:58,909 First team to boot those number one Gammas on their boot-tays! 14 00:01:58,992 --> 00:02:02,413 Huh! The Gammas may be five-time winners, 15 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:06,124 but I hope they're ready for a losing streak! 16 00:02:06,207 --> 00:02:09,794 Let's beat the Gammas! Let's do it to it! 17 00:02:12,380 --> 00:02:14,590 Woo-woo-woo-woo! 18 00:02:17,051 --> 00:02:20,679 Gawrsh, Pete, one day you're changin' their diapers, 19 00:02:20,763 --> 00:02:23,099 and the next thing you know... 20 00:02:23,141 --> 00:02:26,351 they're all grown up and leavin' for college. 21 00:02:26,434 --> 00:02:28,353 Well, Goof, the way I see it, 22 00:02:28,436 --> 00:02:32,107 it's my last night of baby-sitting, and I'm a free man! 23 00:02:32,149 --> 00:02:36,235 Oh, yeah! Ha-ha! Free, free, free, I tell you! 24 00:02:36,318 --> 00:02:39,281 Yah-hoo! Ha-ha! Come on, son. 25 00:02:39,322 --> 00:02:42,407 I can't miss you if you won't leave! 26 00:02:42,491 --> 00:02:45,452 - Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! - Yeah, free. 27 00:02:45,494 --> 00:02:49,332 Hey, why don't you get the boys? Food's almost ready. 28 00:02:49,415 --> 00:02:51,917 It's time to sere these little babies now. 29 00:02:54,003 --> 00:02:55,587 Ha-ha-ooh! 30 00:02:55,671 --> 00:03:00,467 Nice rasta, pasta, Maxman. 31 00:03:00,509 --> 00:03:03,969 Ooh, Maxie's pretty good at that boardin' stuff. 32 00:03:04,011 --> 00:03:07,015 He is totally gonna kill at college. 33 00:03:07,098 --> 00:03:09,100 Huh? 34 00:03:11,518 --> 00:03:13,897 - Yeah! Yes! 35 00:03:13,981 --> 00:03:17,192 Listen, son, that there "X" Games fiddle-faddle... 36 00:03:17,275 --> 00:03:19,193 may be all well and fun, 37 00:03:19,276 --> 00:03:23,698 but remember, you're going off to college to make something of yourselves. 38 00:03:23,823 --> 00:03:26,700 - Exactly. - You'll get a degree, 39 00:03:26,783 --> 00:03:29,744 and the world will be your clam. 40 00:03:29,828 --> 00:03:32,164 Uh, oyster, Dad? 41 00:03:32,206 --> 00:03:34,790 No, thanks. I'm saving room for weenies. 42 00:03:34,874 --> 00:03:37,209 Now, let me show you exactly what I mean. 43 00:03:37,293 --> 00:03:41,673 Oh, no, not the old horseshoe lecture. 44 00:03:41,715 --> 00:03:46,219 You see, tossin' horseshoes is a lot like how life works. 45 00:03:48,345 --> 00:03:51,932 Sorr, Pete. 46 00:03:52,016 --> 00:03:54,518 Uh, like I was sayin'... 47 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:58,647 It's about staying focused on your goals. 48 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:02,025 Right. You see, ever once in a while... 49 00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:04,944 life gives you an important tossin' opportunity. 50 00:04:05,028 --> 00:04:08,074 Like, uh, well... college, for instance! 51 00:04:08,157 --> 00:04:10,075 If you want that dee-ploma, 52 00:04:10,159 --> 00:04:14,412 you gotta fix both eyes on it like it was this here horseshoe stake. 53 00:04:14,495 --> 00:04:17,916 And with the proper "consecration"... 54 00:04:17,999 --> 00:04:19,917 and follow-through, 55 00:04:26,214 --> 00:04:28,717 Throw it, will ya! 56 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,387 You should hear the clang of a ringer! 57 00:04:46,401 --> 00:04:48,610 Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo! A ringer! 58 00:04:48,694 --> 00:04:52,197 See, Maxie? You've just gotta stay focused. 59 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:55,117 - Huh? - Hey, Goof, 60 00:04:55,201 --> 00:04:59,079 - it's gettin' cold already. 61 00:04:59,955 --> 00:05:01,833 Save a weenie for me! 62 00:05:01,916 --> 00:05:04,918 Hey, Peej, isn't ten hot dogs enough? Pass 'em over here. 63 00:05:06,169 --> 00:05:10,091 Ooh, I can't wait to get out of here. 64 00:05:10,216 --> 00:05:12,134 Here, let me help you pack. 65 00:05:12,218 --> 00:05:13,886 Dad, I can do that. 66 00:05:13,927 --> 00:05:18,723 I sure hope so. I'm not gonna be there at college to pick up after you. 67 00:05:18,764 --> 00:05:23,228 In fact, it's gonna be a long time... 68 00:05:23,271 --> 00:05:26,147 before you see your old man again. 69 00:05:26,231 --> 00:05:28,817 What, maybe Christmas? 70 00:05:28,901 --> 00:05:31,361 Ah, Dad, it'll go by fast. 71 00:05:31,445 --> 00:05:34,155 Not too fast, I hope. 72 00:05:34,238 --> 00:05:37,701 It's time to take charge, live your own life. 73 00:05:37,784 --> 00:05:40,495 You're a grown man now, Maxie-Poo. 74 00:05:44,831 --> 00:05:49,085 I'm not takin' ol' Stuffed Bear to college, Dad! 75 00:05:49,127 --> 00:05:51,088 - Sure you are. - No. 76 00:05:51,130 --> 00:05:53,799 What are you talkin' about? You love Stuffed Bear. 77 00:05:53,882 --> 00:05:56,718 - Come on. You're gonna need him. - I'm not kidding! 78 00:05:56,802 --> 00:06:00,055 - No! 79 00:06:04,057 --> 00:06:06,060 Well, then, 80 00:06:06,144 --> 00:06:08,980 I got somethin' else for you. 81 00:06:10,481 --> 00:06:12,440 - Son, 82 00:06:12,482 --> 00:06:14,568 I want you to have this. 83 00:06:14,652 --> 00:06:16,613 Oh! It weighs like a ton! 84 00:06:16,655 --> 00:06:22,117 I bet it's one of those combo TV/CD/VCR/Laptop/Scanner/Fax things, right? 85 00:06:22,159 --> 00:06:24,370 Oh, man, they are so cool! 86 00:06:26,830 --> 00:06:32,461 - Too stunned to speak, huh? - No, just stunned. What is it? 87 00:06:32,503 --> 00:06:35,046 This was my father's. 88 00:06:35,129 --> 00:06:38,215 And now, son, it's yours. 89 00:06:38,299 --> 00:06:42,137 Thanks, Dad. This means a lot to me. 90 00:06:42,178 --> 00:06:44,973 Oh, listen, I'm gonna turn in. 91 00:06:45,056 --> 00:06:48,643 You know, big day tomorrow. 92 00:06:59,194 --> 00:07:02,906 - Good night, Dad. - Good night, son. 93 00:07:17,879 --> 00:07:19,880 Ah-yuck. 94 00:07:21,173 --> 00:07:23,133 Ah-yuck. 95 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:27,929 Did you brush your teeth? 96 00:07:28,013 --> 00:07:30,682 Yeah, Dad. 97 00:07:30,723 --> 00:07:33,434 - Comb your hair? - Yep. 98 00:07:33,518 --> 00:07:35,854 - Did you put on clean underwear? - Dad! 99 00:07:35,896 --> 00:07:38,023 - Come on, Max! - Oop! Gotta go! 100 00:07:38,065 --> 00:07:40,358 But, Max... 101 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,109 Ooh! 102 00:07:42,192 --> 00:07:46,114 - Goin' already? - Gotta get there early for freshman orientation. See ya. 103 00:07:46,197 --> 00:07:48,199 What about breakfast? 104 00:07:48,241 --> 00:07:50,951 - You need your three squares a day, you know. - Don't worr. 105 00:07:51,076 --> 00:07:54,914 We'll pick up donuts on the way. Love ya! Miss ya! See you at Christmas! Bye! 106 00:07:54,997 --> 00:07:57,707 Don't forget to have some milk with those... donuts. 107 00:07:57,749 --> 00:07:59,458 Don't forget to have some milk with those... donuts. 108 00:08:00,794 --> 00:08:03,840 Good-bye, my little college man. 109 00:09:09,151 --> 00:09:11,070 - Gawrsh. 110 00:09:21,830 --> 00:09:25,292 Doot-doot-doot-doot 111 00:09:25,334 --> 00:09:27,585 Doot-doot-doot 112 00:09:27,669 --> 00:09:29,587 Okay, dude, south. 113 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:33,508 Un, no, wait. I mean... I don't know, man. Do I look like Magellan? 114 00:09:33,633 --> 00:09:36,427 - P.J., you couldn't spell Magellan. - Tr hangin' a Louie. 115 00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:38,470 No, no. Wait. That's the other Louie. 116 00:09:38,512 --> 00:09:40,723 Louie, Huey, Dewey? What're you talkin' about? 117 00:09:40,807 --> 00:09:42,808 Yo, it's right here. This way. 118 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:44,644 Yeah, Peej, Bobby's right. 119 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:48,147 Hey, Bob, um, who's drivin'? 120 00:10:00,116 --> 00:10:02,744 Aaah! 121 00:10:05,412 --> 00:10:08,499 Check it out! 122 00:10:10,586 --> 00:10:13,963 Gentlemen, I welcome you to the first day... 123 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:16,299 of the rest of our lives. 124 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,510 Wow. That's pretty deep. 125 00:10:18,593 --> 00:10:20,886 Did you get that off a bumper sticker? 126 00:10:24,806 --> 00:10:29,560 Yo. I spy the Gamma house, which means... 127 00:10:29,602 --> 00:10:34,483 that dude right there is the one, the only... 128 00:10:34,566 --> 00:10:38,028 Bradley Uppercrust the Third! 129 00:10:38,111 --> 00:10:43,074 Whoa! The College "X" Games king! 130 00:10:43,199 --> 00:10:46,911 Yeah, until we take the crown. 131 00:11:05,345 --> 00:11:07,805 Let's play ball, Dad. 132 00:11:07,889 --> 00:11:10,934 Max. 133 00:11:47,885 --> 00:11:52,222 - Hiya, Dad. - Maxie. 134 00:11:52,305 --> 00:11:56,478 Mr. Goof! An assembly line is for assembling. 135 00:11:56,519 --> 00:12:01,398 Stop daydreaming and get back to work... or else! 136 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:22,294 Oh-oh-oh-oh! Ohh! Wah! 137 00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:30,509 Oh, no! Look out! 138 00:12:33,472 --> 00:12:36,682 Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo! 139 00:12:43,647 --> 00:12:46,232 Ooh! 140 00:12:48,319 --> 00:12:50,988 Ooh! 141 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,535 Goofy! 142 00:12:56,576 --> 00:13:00,163 I warned you! 143 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:04,625 You're fired! 144 00:13:25,855 --> 00:13:27,773 Huh? 145 00:13:29,065 --> 00:13:31,025 Oh. Wow! 146 00:13:31,067 --> 00:13:35,030 Great air, Max-a-million! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hah! 147 00:13:41,953 --> 00:13:44,455 Maxie! 148 00:13:44,539 --> 00:13:46,707 Yeah! 149 00:13:49,919 --> 00:13:53,547 - Look at that guy go. Oh, my gosh! - I can't look at anything else. 150 00:14:01,346 --> 00:14:04,182 Whoa! Did you see that? 151 00:14:06,851 --> 00:14:08,770 Well, well, well. 152 00:14:08,853 --> 00:14:12,274 Look what the freshman cat dragged in, baby. Some new meat. 153 00:14:12,357 --> 00:14:17,277 Hey, easy, big fella. That new meat looks like Gamma material. 154 00:14:17,361 --> 00:14:20,114 Let's check him out. Gammas, roll! 155 00:14:29,872 --> 00:14:32,709 Ugh! Ta-da 156 00:14:34,253 --> 00:14:36,295 Check it out. 157 00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:38,548 Look who's following us. 158 00:14:38,632 --> 00:14:42,343 Let's just make sure it stays that way. 159 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:23,800 Grande cap, extra foamy, hold the whip, cinnamon dust, biscotti side. 160 00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:27,929 - Iced double-tall, percent cap. We have any scones? - We got two. 161 00:15:28,012 --> 00:15:31,056 You guys grab a table, I'll grab the java. 162 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,440 Life. 163 00:15:39,524 --> 00:15:42,526 Life is like a lime. 164 00:15:42,652 --> 00:15:45,195 Hmm. It's tart and tangy. 165 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:50,243 Sweet. Ooh, so sublime. 166 00:15:50,326 --> 00:15:54,579 Quiet, speechless like a mime. 167 00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:58,584 Bold and noisy like a crime. 168 00:15:58,668 --> 00:16:00,168 - Don't you dare waste my time, 'cause life can stop... 169 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,211 - Don't you dare waste my time, 'cause life can stop... 170 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,464 On a dime. 171 00:16:14,513 --> 00:16:17,477 Bravo! Bravo! Encore! 172 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,354 Author, Arthur Miller! 173 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,897 Suddenly I'm feelin' dizzy... 174 00:16:23,022 --> 00:16:26,318 with emotion. 175 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,570 Check it out, Bradley. He's over there. 176 00:16:30,821 --> 00:16:33,032 I'm gonna go give him a Gamma welcome. 177 00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,910 - Ahh! - Ooh. I'm sorr, I, l... 178 00:16:36,994 --> 00:16:40,914 No, no, no. No. It's, uh, all right, really. 179 00:16:40,997 --> 00:16:44,335 I'd wager that if you were on a skateboard, you wouldn't have spilled a drop. 180 00:16:44,418 --> 00:16:46,796 You'd win that bet. 181 00:16:46,879 --> 00:16:49,798 It's my best event. Hi. I'm Max. 182 00:16:49,882 --> 00:16:53,427 Bradley. Bradley Uppercrust the Third. 183 00:16:53,552 --> 00:16:55,470 - Ah, yes, 184 00:16:55,554 --> 00:16:57,973 my right-hand man, Gamma Brother Tank. 185 00:16:58,056 --> 00:17:00,683 The pleasure's all mine, baby. 186 00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:04,812 Welcome aboard, little tyke. You're class, the high kind. 187 00:17:04,896 --> 00:17:08,774 Max, we have won ever College "X" Games competition... 188 00:17:08,816 --> 00:17:10,777 since the beginning. 189 00:17:10,819 --> 00:17:14,822 And we have decided to make you our first draft pick. 190 00:17:14,905 --> 00:17:17,616 Lucky you, huh? What do you think of that? 191 00:17:17,658 --> 00:17:21,621 No way. You want us to be Gammas? 192 00:17:21,746 --> 00:17:23,997 Ha! You guys, you hear that? 193 00:17:24,122 --> 00:17:26,082 - We're gonna be part... - Hold on, pal. 194 00:17:26,207 --> 00:17:29,044 This reservation's only for one. 195 00:17:29,128 --> 00:17:33,757 Oh, well, I'm sorr, but P.J., Bobby and I are in this together. 196 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,636 It's all of us, or none of me. 197 00:17:36,719 --> 00:17:38,636 Max, Max, Max. 198 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:42,223 You don't wanna be weighed down by those clowns, do you? 199 00:17:42,307 --> 00:17:44,308 I thought you wanted to win. 200 00:17:44,392 --> 00:17:47,144 Well, that's just what we're going to do. 201 00:17:47,186 --> 00:17:50,856 Ha! Like you'll find any better competitors than my teammates. 202 00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:54,318 They're the real deal. Serious athletes. 203 00:17:54,443 --> 00:17:57,070 Check it. Uh-huh. 204 00:17:57,154 --> 00:17:59,030 - The Dynamic Dorks. 205 00:17:59,114 --> 00:18:01,616 Come on. The only thing you three could win... 206 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:04,995 is a loser contest, baby. 207 00:18:07,914 --> 00:18:09,957 Wow, nice trick. 208 00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:12,126 Do they go fetch and play dead too? 209 00:18:12,210 --> 00:18:15,296 Why, yes. As a matter of fact they do. 210 00:18:15,337 --> 00:18:17,339 Gammas, fetch. 211 00:18:17,381 --> 00:18:20,425 Uh-oh. This can't be good. 212 00:18:20,509 --> 00:18:22,552 - Back off, man. 213 00:18:22,636 --> 00:18:25,305 I've got a biscotti, and I'm not afraid to use it. 214 00:18:27,433 --> 00:18:29,851 All right, quit toying with my emotions. 215 00:18:29,892 --> 00:18:32,020 I thought we were friends. 216 00:18:32,146 --> 00:18:37,775 See, I'm giving you the opportunity to join the Gamma Mu Mu Fraternity. 217 00:18:37,858 --> 00:18:41,112 Mu, Mu! Who wants to join a herd of cows? 218 00:18:41,196 --> 00:18:44,449 - Tank? - Now, pray tell, sweetheart. 219 00:18:44,532 --> 00:18:49,328 Would Mr. Uppercrust like a little power wedgie for your viewing pleasure? 220 00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:52,165 Hey, leave him alone! Huh? Bobby! 221 00:18:52,207 --> 00:18:55,209 Hey, don't worr, bro. 222 00:18:55,292 --> 00:18:57,796 I'm a yellow belt. 223 00:18:57,879 --> 00:19:00,423 Eee-ya! Eee-ya! 224 00:19:00,548 --> 00:19:03,259 Hey, Daddy-os. 225 00:19:03,384 --> 00:19:05,970 This is a real L-7 scene. 226 00:19:06,053 --> 00:19:10,182 Let's all take a trip down the road of forgiveness and compassion. 227 00:19:10,224 --> 00:19:13,769 Ooh, passion. 228 00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:17,564 I like your style, Little Miss Mochachino, but I'm busy right now. 229 00:19:17,647 --> 00:19:22,194 Well, I'm dizzy right now from watching your downward spiral. 230 00:19:22,236 --> 00:19:25,489 Ah, why don't you go off and save some whales or something? 231 00:19:25,572 --> 00:19:26,990 Ha! 232 00:19:27,074 --> 00:19:29,076 Oh, you slay me, Tiger. 233 00:19:29,159 --> 00:19:32,828 You are the fly in my soup. You are the eyelash in my eye. 234 00:19:32,911 --> 00:19:36,541 You are so busy blowing out bad vibes in ever direction, 235 00:19:36,624 --> 00:19:40,043 that we are all choking on your secondhand smoke. 236 00:19:55,934 --> 00:19:58,603 Errr! Knock it off! 237 00:19:58,686 --> 00:20:00,772 What's wrong, Brad? 238 00:20:00,855 --> 00:20:03,399 Don't you dare call me that! 239 00:20:03,483 --> 00:20:06,444 Yeah. Don't forget, he's the king, buster. 240 00:20:06,527 --> 00:20:10,699 Yeah, well, we'll dethrone you and the Gammas, your royal lowness. 241 00:20:10,782 --> 00:20:14,744 Huh. You'll be lucky to be my towel boy. 242 00:20:14,786 --> 00:20:16,995 Why don't we just make a little wager on that? 243 00:20:17,079 --> 00:20:21,083 Loser of the finals will be towel boy to the other. 244 00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:23,334 You got a deal. 245 00:20:23,418 --> 00:20:27,131 Be ready to wipe the dirt off my shoes, freshman. 246 00:20:27,214 --> 00:20:30,092 Gammas, out! 247 00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:32,093 - Don't let the door hit ya. - Later. 248 00:20:32,134 --> 00:20:35,971 Now, that's the first time I ever saw the trash... 249 00:20:36,014 --> 00:20:37,974 take itself out. 250 00:20:38,016 --> 00:20:40,768 You've got the beat, boys. 251 00:20:40,810 --> 00:20:43,437 Well, you invented it, girl. 252 00:20:43,563 --> 00:20:47,483 You let your fingers do the talkin'. Right. 253 00:20:52,821 --> 00:20:54,740 Next! 254 00:20:58,159 --> 00:21:00,078 Well, Mr. Goof, 255 00:21:00,161 --> 00:21:03,666 I notice you don't have a college degree. 256 00:21:03,791 --> 00:21:06,627 Well, I did complete three years, but... 257 00:21:06,668 --> 00:21:09,170 Look, doll, I'm afraid we can only get jobs... 258 00:21:09,253 --> 00:21:11,589 for people who have college degrees. 259 00:21:11,672 --> 00:21:14,301 So, what do you need? 260 00:21:14,384 --> 00:21:16,593 What is "a degree"? 261 00:21:16,677 --> 00:21:18,637 Bingo! We have a winner. 262 00:21:18,679 --> 00:21:22,350 Oh, what's a Goof to do? 263 00:21:22,433 --> 00:21:25,059 Well, doll... Uh, Mr. Goof, 264 00:21:25,143 --> 00:21:27,812 the answer to your problem is simple. 265 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:31,984 The only way to build your career is to go back to college. 266 00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:37,489 College? Me? I was there in the '70s. I'm too old for that now. 267 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:42,160 Come on, doll. You're never too old to learn a new trick. 268 00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:49,333 "We who are godlike now were once a mass... 269 00:21:49,417 --> 00:21:54,630 - Of quivering purple flecked with bars of gold. 270 00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:57,967 Insentient! Full of joy or miser, 271 00:21:58,051 --> 00:22:01,052 and tossed in terrible tangles... 272 00:22:01,136 --> 00:22:03,054 - Mommy, I didn't do it! - Of some wild... 273 00:22:03,138 --> 00:22:05,891 - and windswept..." 274 00:22:05,975 --> 00:22:08,227 Hi, everbody! 275 00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:16,233 I'm just a yearnin' for some learnin'. 276 00:22:16,317 --> 00:22:18,485 Who is this goon? 277 00:22:18,569 --> 00:22:21,239 Right on, brother! Ah-yuck! 278 00:22:21,364 --> 00:22:24,283 - Hey, Max, is my vision blurred... - Oh, no. Oh, no. 279 00:22:24,367 --> 00:22:26,995 Or does that guy look like your dad? 280 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:30,373 - Maxie! - Kill me. Just kill me now! 281 00:22:30,415 --> 00:22:32,374 Hey, Maxie, 282 00:22:32,416 --> 00:22:36,379 looks like you and me are gonna be classmates. 283 00:22:36,421 --> 00:22:39,047 Ah-yuck. He's my son. 284 00:22:45,888 --> 00:22:48,390 Daddy's little baby couldn't be alone? 285 00:22:51,728 --> 00:22:54,354 Nooo! 286 00:22:56,439 --> 00:23:00,778 So I got fired. Guess I lost my focus. 287 00:23:00,861 --> 00:23:04,739 Ah, Dad, I'm so sorr to hear that. 288 00:23:04,780 --> 00:23:08,284 Well, look, if you're here to stay, I think we need to... 289 00:23:08,367 --> 00:23:10,619 Focus more. You're absolutely right. 290 00:23:10,703 --> 00:23:14,958 Now that I'm with ya, I won't be distracted no more. No, sirree. 291 00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:18,002 I'm gonna get me that college degree... 292 00:23:18,085 --> 00:23:20,004 Whoa! 293 00:23:21,464 --> 00:23:24,716 - What a bonehead! - What a loser. 294 00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:27,636 Dad, what I was saying... 295 00:23:27,678 --> 00:23:30,472 is that we need to establish some ground rules. 296 00:23:30,597 --> 00:23:34,016 Well, sure. Whatever you say, Maxie. 297 00:23:34,141 --> 00:23:37,020 First thing, lose the wig. 298 00:23:37,103 --> 00:23:39,981 But I need to look hip and groovy for college. 299 00:23:40,022 --> 00:23:42,275 Dad, you're scaring people. 300 00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:48,781 I know you're worried it might be hard to get into the swing of things here, 301 00:23:48,822 --> 00:23:51,450 and, well, it might be. 302 00:23:51,491 --> 00:23:54,703 But I figure two Goofs are better than one. 303 00:23:54,786 --> 00:23:56,997 Two "goofs" all right. 304 00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:00,375 Just think! A whole 'nother year, 305 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,835 just you and me. 306 00:24:02,919 --> 00:24:06,798 A year? Did he say a year? Tell me he didn't say a year. I heard a year. 307 00:24:06,965 --> 00:24:09,467 Hold me and tell me he didn't say a year. 308 00:24:09,592 --> 00:24:12,429 A year's like... That's forever. 309 00:24:12,512 --> 00:24:17,432 You realize this could severely affect campus hijink-age. 310 00:24:17,516 --> 00:24:20,895 Yeah! And how we gonna whip those Gammas now? 311 00:24:20,978 --> 00:24:24,355 - With your dad's "practice interruptus"? - Listen, guys. 312 00:24:24,439 --> 00:24:27,400 Cut the old man some slack. He has to be here. 313 00:24:27,483 --> 00:24:29,987 He was fired, and he can't find a good job without a degree. 314 00:24:30,070 --> 00:24:32,155 Fired? Whoa. 315 00:24:32,197 --> 00:24:34,783 You mean like his pink slip was showing? 316 00:24:34,866 --> 00:24:36,868 Don't push it, man. 317 00:24:36,951 --> 00:24:40,455 Look, I talked to him and laid out all the ground rules. 318 00:24:40,538 --> 00:24:42,832 No interfering with the "X" Games practice. 319 00:24:42,874 --> 00:24:46,502 No hounding us about schoolwork. No coming into our room unannounced. 320 00:24:46,544 --> 00:24:48,754 And no acting like a father. 321 00:24:48,837 --> 00:24:50,923 Especially mine. 322 00:24:51,006 --> 00:24:55,176 He's got his life, I've got my life. 323 00:24:55,217 --> 00:24:58,222 "My life. My life." 324 00:24:58,264 --> 00:25:00,433 Spooky. 325 00:25:03,935 --> 00:25:06,730 - Rise and shine! 326 00:25:06,772 --> 00:25:10,358 - School's a-waitin'. 327 00:25:10,483 --> 00:25:12,484 What do you say, boys? 328 00:25:12,568 --> 00:25:14,779 Dad! 329 00:25:14,904 --> 00:25:17,114 Our first class isn't until noon. 330 00:25:17,197 --> 00:25:21,326 Maybe so, but ever day starts with a good breakfast. 331 00:25:21,409 --> 00:25:23,997 Ooh! Whoa, whoa! 332 00:25:33,255 --> 00:25:36,591 Nowhere to run to, baby 333 00:25:36,675 --> 00:25:39,344 Nowhere to hide 334 00:25:39,426 --> 00:25:41,596 It's my love I'm runnin' from 335 00:25:41,679 --> 00:25:44,599 It's a heartbreak I've nowhere to go 336 00:25:44,724 --> 00:25:47,434 'Cause I know you're no good for me 337 00:25:47,559 --> 00:25:49,728 To become part of me 338 00:25:49,812 --> 00:25:52,691 - Everywhere I go, every face I see 339 00:25:52,774 --> 00:25:56,152 Every step I take you take by me, yeah 340 00:25:56,236 --> 00:26:00,157 - Look at it go! - No, no, no. 341 00:26:02,116 --> 00:26:04,368 Got nowhere to run to, baby 342 00:26:04,410 --> 00:26:06,662 Hey! Huh? 343 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:11,833 - I know you're no good for me - Oh, lookie! 344 00:26:14,503 --> 00:26:16,964 - Nowhere to run, baby 345 00:26:17,006 --> 00:26:19,300 Nowhere to hide 346 00:26:19,383 --> 00:26:21,927 Hey! Huh, huh? 347 00:26:26,013 --> 00:26:28,975 - Huh? - Hiya, Max. 348 00:26:35,857 --> 00:26:37,942 Errr. Goof. 349 00:26:39,693 --> 00:26:42,405 So after we compare and contrast the Age of Enlightenment's... 350 00:26:42,488 --> 00:26:45,951 dark period with the Spanish Inquisition's recessionary trends, 351 00:26:46,034 --> 00:26:48,660 we can get a head start on our trigonorm... 352 00:26:48,744 --> 00:26:51,163 Uh, triggy... Uh, math. 353 00:26:51,288 --> 00:26:54,208 Then as a treat, I'll get us tickets to the Museum... 354 00:26:54,292 --> 00:26:56,209 of Natural Arts and Sciences. 355 00:26:56,292 --> 00:26:59,754 - I hear there's a spectacular leech exhibit. - Oh. 356 00:26:59,837 --> 00:27:02,423 But only if we finish all our homework. 357 00:27:05,718 --> 00:27:07,387 Huh? 358 00:27:22,651 --> 00:27:24,570 Where you goin', son? 359 00:27:24,695 --> 00:27:28,990 Oh, yeah! Well, I was just gonna go to... 360 00:27:29,031 --> 00:27:33,787 - You know, go to the... - I have a temporary, but I never got my permanent. 361 00:27:33,870 --> 00:27:36,789 To take you to sign up for your library card. 362 00:27:36,873 --> 00:27:39,793 Dad, all new students need one. 363 00:27:47,384 --> 00:27:51,428 A-Ahem. 364 00:27:51,511 --> 00:27:54,181 Good morning, gentlemen. I am the Head Librarian, 365 00:27:54,264 --> 00:27:56,850 versed in all aspects of your school's library, 366 00:27:56,891 --> 00:27:59,478 including, but not limited to, fiction, nonfiction, 367 00:27:59,562 --> 00:28:01,438 periodicals, reference and policy. 368 00:28:01,564 --> 00:28:06,526 - How may I help you? - Hi there, Miss "Marpole-ee." Marpole. Marpole! 369 00:28:06,610 --> 00:28:09,905 My Dad needs a library card. Could you... 370 00:28:09,946 --> 00:28:12,740 Oh, it would be my pleasure. 371 00:28:12,823 --> 00:28:15,994 We here at the college library believe that owning a library card... 372 00:28:16,077 --> 00:28:18,286 is a privilege, not a right. 373 00:28:18,370 --> 00:28:21,122 Consequently, we expect students... 374 00:28:21,206 --> 00:28:25,209 to treat the Dewey Decimal System with respect. 375 00:28:25,293 --> 00:28:28,755 You'll find these helpful to your library experience. 376 00:28:28,797 --> 00:28:31,133 Well, I'll be! 377 00:28:31,258 --> 00:28:34,386 Is that a genuine mood ring you're wearin'? 378 00:28:34,511 --> 00:28:36,596 Well, oh... 379 00:28:36,721 --> 00:28:39,474 Yes. Well, yes it is. 380 00:28:39,557 --> 00:28:44,103 I'm a collector of'70s memorabilia and such. Sort of silly, huh? 381 00:28:44,187 --> 00:28:46,230 What, are you kiddin'? 382 00:28:46,272 --> 00:28:49,107 This here's a Gilligan's Island fan club seashell. 383 00:28:49,190 --> 00:28:51,653 Get out! 384 00:28:51,736 --> 00:28:54,322 Do you remember the one when the Professor built a noncombustible engine... 385 00:28:54,405 --> 00:28:56,365 out of coconut shells and sand? 386 00:28:56,448 --> 00:28:59,200 Gawrsh, yeah, little buddy. 387 00:28:59,285 --> 00:29:03,621 - Come on! We're supposed to be practicin' for the "X" Games. 388 00:29:03,746 --> 00:29:06,416 I love all that '70s stuff! 389 00:29:06,499 --> 00:29:10,836 - Come on, we're out of here. - Oh, gosh! Remember the "Boogie Duck"? 390 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,547 That was my all-time favorite! 391 00:29:13,631 --> 00:29:15,841 - Quack, quack, quack, quack. - Ooh-ooh. 392 00:29:15,924 --> 00:29:18,803 - Quack, quack, quack, quack. - Ooh-ooh. 393 00:29:18,845 --> 00:29:24,309 Here at the college library you'll find a most... 394 00:29:24,351 --> 00:29:26,311 A-A-Ahem! 395 00:29:26,353 --> 00:29:27,938 Miss Marpole! 396 00:29:28,021 --> 00:29:30,148 In a library? 397 00:29:33,191 --> 00:29:35,570 Really! 398 00:29:35,653 --> 00:29:39,115 And now, I actually think that the Psych Department... 399 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,283 will be most refreshing. 400 00:29:44,663 --> 00:29:46,831 Well, uh, I really should be... 401 00:29:46,915 --> 00:29:50,417 getting back to work. 402 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:53,587 Say, um, Miss Marpole... 403 00:29:53,671 --> 00:29:56,256 Oh, you can call me Sylvia. 404 00:29:56,339 --> 00:29:59,675 Gawrsh! Sylvia. Ah-yuck. 405 00:29:59,759 --> 00:30:03,971 I was just a-wonderin' if maybe you'd like to... 406 00:30:04,013 --> 00:30:05,973 Go out to dinner? 407 00:30:06,015 --> 00:30:08,892 Well, then maybe afterwards, uh... 408 00:30:08,976 --> 00:30:11,938 - Go dancing? - Sure! 409 00:30:12,021 --> 00:30:15,733 So, if, uh... Well, if you're free on... 410 00:30:15,858 --> 00:30:19,277 Saturday? Oh, I'd love to. 7:00? 411 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,781 All right. Ah-yuck. See ya then. 412 00:30:22,865 --> 00:30:26,492 You know, Goofy, you're pretty groovy. 413 00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:32,082 Aw, shucks! 414 00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:36,586 She said I'm pretty groovy. 415 00:30:36,669 --> 00:30:39,089 Hey, Maxie! Guess what? 416 00:30:39,173 --> 00:30:41,090 Maxie? 417 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:44,885 I got a date. 418 00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:54,728 - Yeah! - Excellent, bro. 419 00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:57,897 - I got a date. 420 00:30:57,981 --> 00:31:00,233 Ah-yuck! I got a date. 421 00:31:00,316 --> 00:31:03,028 Gotta tell Maxie. There he is. 422 00:31:04,570 --> 00:31:07,532 - Maxie! I got a... - Huh? 423 00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:11,201 - Whoa! - Let go, Dad! 424 00:31:13,745 --> 00:31:17,125 Wow! Waa-hoo-hoo! Waa-hoo! 425 00:31:20,418 --> 00:31:25,507 Whoa! Waa-hoo-hoo! Waa-hoo! 426 00:31:25,591 --> 00:31:28,343 Hey, that guy is good! 427 00:31:28,427 --> 00:31:30,512 Isn't that Baby Goof's old man? 428 00:31:46,485 --> 00:31:48,529 - Wowee! - Gimme that. 429 00:31:48,612 --> 00:31:53,075 That sure was a heap of fun. Now I see why you're so crazy about it. 430 00:31:53,116 --> 00:31:57,245 Hey, Maxie, what if I join your team? 431 00:31:57,370 --> 00:31:59,707 We could practice together, and wear them funny outfits and everything. 432 00:31:59,790 --> 00:32:03,751 - It'd be a lot of fun. - Dad, as fun as that sounds, 433 00:32:03,835 --> 00:32:08,215 there are no openings on my team. 434 00:32:08,256 --> 00:32:10,926 Okay? 435 00:32:12,468 --> 00:32:14,428 Mr. Goof! 436 00:32:14,470 --> 00:32:16,805 Your performance was, without a doubt, 437 00:32:16,847 --> 00:32:20,851 the most breathtaking display of alternative sport inventiveness... 438 00:32:20,935 --> 00:32:23,771 yet to be parallelled by mankind! 439 00:32:23,813 --> 00:32:26,316 Gee! Ah-yuck. Thanks. 440 00:32:26,398 --> 00:32:28,317 Whatever you said. 441 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:32,821 The Gammas, the number one team in the history of the College "X" Games, 442 00:32:32,904 --> 00:32:35,282 have an opening on our team. 443 00:32:35,323 --> 00:32:37,951 And it has got your name on it, buddy! 444 00:32:38,034 --> 00:32:39,994 Be a winner. Join us. 445 00:32:40,036 --> 00:32:41,953 Hey, welcome to the team. 446 00:32:41,995 --> 00:32:44,332 That's real nice of you to ask, 447 00:32:44,415 --> 00:32:47,878 but I'm really only interested in stayin' close to Maxie. 448 00:32:47,961 --> 00:32:53,342 Uh, I'm not sure you understand this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 449 00:32:53,509 --> 00:32:56,844 Well, ah-yuck, I'm not sure you understand... 450 00:32:56,928 --> 00:32:59,555 the bond between a father and his son. 451 00:32:59,639 --> 00:33:02,559 Guys, I have a plan. 452 00:33:02,684 --> 00:33:06,520 Well, if you change your mind, here's my card. 453 00:33:06,603 --> 00:33:08,897 Gammas, let's pack it up. 454 00:33:08,981 --> 00:33:10,942 - Gawrsh. - Yeah, get outta here. 455 00:33:11,025 --> 00:33:13,194 Listen, Dad, next to our team... 456 00:33:13,277 --> 00:33:16,697 the Gammas are the team, and they need you more than we do. 457 00:33:16,781 --> 00:33:19,699 Oh, yeah, Mr. Goof. The Gammas are like way hot, man. 458 00:33:19,782 --> 00:33:25,539 Besides, we'll all still be around each other at practices and events all the time. 459 00:33:25,622 --> 00:33:27,540 You'll have oodles of fun! 460 00:33:27,623 --> 00:33:31,544 Well, son, if you say so. 461 00:33:31,628 --> 00:33:33,379 Go for it, Dad. 462 00:33:33,504 --> 00:33:37,925 Hey, uh, Mr. Uppercrust, you can count me in. 463 00:33:38,009 --> 00:33:40,220 All right, then. There you go. 464 00:33:40,303 --> 00:33:43,555 Gentlemen, please. Gamma Brother Goofy, 465 00:33:43,639 --> 00:33:47,185 let me present you with your Gamma Mu Mu pledge pin. 466 00:33:47,227 --> 00:33:49,728 Gammas, exit. 467 00:33:50,896 --> 00:33:53,106 Gamma Brother Goofy! 468 00:33:53,189 --> 00:33:56,527 Whoo, yeah! 469 00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:59,112 It is you 470 00:33:59,195 --> 00:34:02,615 Oh, yeah 471 00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:05,702 It is you 472 00:34:05,744 --> 00:34:07,871 A crunch to us. 473 00:34:07,996 --> 00:34:10,832 I can't believe it. It worked. 474 00:34:10,915 --> 00:34:15,378 We unloaded my dad, and now we can focus on winning. 475 00:34:15,503 --> 00:34:18,172 Let's do it to it! 476 00:34:21,257 --> 00:34:23,802 Hey, hi. I know you. 477 00:34:23,886 --> 00:34:26,179 You're that awesome new skateboarder. 478 00:34:26,263 --> 00:34:28,180 Save a dance for me? 479 00:34:28,264 --> 00:34:31,393 No problem. 480 00:34:33,938 --> 00:34:36,522 You dance? 481 00:34:36,606 --> 00:34:40,151 - I gotta see this. - Oh, wow! 482 00:34:41,778 --> 00:34:44,738 Me and a little crumpet like yourself... 483 00:34:44,780 --> 00:34:48,408 could make beautiful bongo music together. 484 00:34:48,450 --> 00:34:52,579 Whoa! Easy boy. You're foggin' up my karma. 485 00:34:52,621 --> 00:34:55,498 - Hey, you wanna sit with us? - Sure. 486 00:34:55,582 --> 00:35:00,087 Your cool balances out his fool. 487 00:35:00,170 --> 00:35:02,673 Okay, whatever. 488 00:35:02,798 --> 00:35:05,383 Well. 489 00:35:05,424 --> 00:35:09,804 If it's all the same, I, uh, forgot your name. 490 00:35:09,846 --> 00:35:14,349 It is endemic of the current culture that those with large stature... 491 00:35:14,474 --> 00:35:17,311 are overlooked, except by vultures, 492 00:35:17,395 --> 00:35:19,938 with no regard to the depth of their souls, 493 00:35:20,063 --> 00:35:22,023 the height of their passion, 494 00:35:22,148 --> 00:35:26,404 the beauty of their moments. 495 00:35:26,488 --> 00:35:28,697 O wise Buddha Boy, 496 00:35:28,780 --> 00:35:33,827 how could anyone overlook such a bundle of" yes-ness"? 497 00:35:33,910 --> 00:35:36,079 Let's dance. 498 00:35:37,664 --> 00:35:42,168 Ha! Guess the Bob-boy's lost his touch. 499 00:36:21,790 --> 00:36:24,042 Hey, what's goin' on? 500 00:36:24,126 --> 00:36:27,504 Shake it, shake it Shake your groove thing 501 00:36:27,544 --> 00:36:30,882 Shake your groove thing Yeah, yeah 502 00:36:30,924 --> 00:36:33,801 Show 'em how we do it now 503 00:36:33,885 --> 00:36:37,470 Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah 504 00:36:37,555 --> 00:36:41,559 Show 'em how we do it now Show 'em how we do it now 505 00:36:41,643 --> 00:36:44,895 Let's show the world we can dance 506 00:36:44,978 --> 00:36:49,484 Bad enough to strut my stuff 507 00:36:49,567 --> 00:36:52,402 The music gives us a chance 508 00:36:52,485 --> 00:36:56,699 We do more out on the floor 509 00:36:56,824 --> 00:37:00,242 Groovin' loose or heart-to-heart 510 00:37:00,368 --> 00:37:02,828 We put in motion every single part 511 00:37:02,912 --> 00:37:07,292 If the Gammas don't keep my dad out of our hair, his new girlfriend will. 512 00:37:07,375 --> 00:37:09,460 Boogie! 513 00:37:11,337 --> 00:37:16,258 Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah 514 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:18,511 Show 'em how we do it now 515 00:37:18,594 --> 00:37:22,931 Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah 516 00:37:22,973 --> 00:37:28,060 Show 'em how we do it now Shake your groove thing 517 00:37:28,185 --> 00:37:32,148 Oh, you're swingin' with some pretty cool canines there, Papa-dog. 518 00:37:32,273 --> 00:37:35,735 You are queen of the scene, my little java bean. 519 00:37:35,860 --> 00:37:37,778 Yeah, yeah 520 00:37:37,862 --> 00:37:40,699 Show 'em how we do it now 521 00:37:40,782 --> 00:37:43,534 There's nothing more that I'd like to do 522 00:37:43,617 --> 00:37:46,829 Than take the floor and dance with you 523 00:37:46,912 --> 00:37:49,624 Keep dancing 524 00:37:49,707 --> 00:37:55,128 Let's keep dancing 525 00:38:09,517 --> 00:38:14,020 You've got a cute way of talking 526 00:38:14,104 --> 00:38:17,692 You've got the better of me 527 00:38:17,775 --> 00:38:21,778 Just snap your fingers and I'm walking 528 00:38:21,861 --> 00:38:27,994 Like the dog hanging on a leash 529 00:38:28,077 --> 00:38:30,120 I'm in the spin you know 530 00:38:30,203 --> 00:38:33,498 Shaking on a string you know 531 00:38:33,581 --> 00:38:37,502 - You make me feel like dancing - Gonna dance the night away 532 00:38:37,585 --> 00:38:40,004 You make me feel like dancing 533 00:38:40,046 --> 00:38:42,006 Gonna dance the night away 534 00:38:42,048 --> 00:38:46,010 You make me feel like dancing 535 00:38:46,093 --> 00:38:50,013 I feel like dancing, dancing Dance the night away 536 00:38:50,097 --> 00:38:53,017 I feel like dancing Dancing 537 00:38:53,101 --> 00:38:55,895 Ah 538 00:38:55,978 --> 00:38:59,105 Ditty-ditty dit, dit, de-dit 539 00:38:59,188 --> 00:39:01,817 Oh, Goofy, 540 00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:05,487 this is the best night of my life. 541 00:39:05,529 --> 00:39:08,364 Mine too! 542 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:13,244 Oh, Sylvia! 543 00:39:15,454 --> 00:39:17,330 Ohhh-aah! 544 00:39:25,339 --> 00:39:27,674 Oh! 545 00:39:29,635 --> 00:39:31,344 Ohh! 546 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:41,729 Ohh! 547 00:39:48,154 --> 00:39:50,573 Hey! What... 548 00:40:13,886 --> 00:40:16,597 Aah. 549 00:40:22,769 --> 00:40:26,815 I'll see you at the qualifying rounds, freshmen! 550 00:40:26,898 --> 00:40:31,611 And after, when you'll be bringing me my towel, boy! 551 00:40:44,331 --> 00:40:48,794 Ahh, this is everything I dreamed it would be! 552 00:40:50,963 --> 00:40:54,883 This place puts the "rage" in outrageous! 553 00:40:55,049 --> 00:40:58,052 No kiddin'! It buries what we're used to. 554 00:40:58,136 --> 00:41:02,557 All right, just remember. There's nothing here that we can't handle. 555 00:41:02,641 --> 00:41:05,935 Oh! I seriously doubt that. 556 00:41:05,977 --> 00:41:08,438 We're gonna eat you alive, freshmen! 557 00:41:08,521 --> 00:41:12,108 Oh, Brad, we're quaking on our boards. 558 00:41:12,191 --> 00:41:16,570 Attention, would Gamma Team One and Team 99... 559 00:41:16,654 --> 00:41:20,282 report to the street competition platform? 560 00:41:20,324 --> 00:41:23,451 Hey, guys, that's us. Let's do it to it. 561 00:41:23,534 --> 00:41:27,038 - Good luck, son! - Yeah, you too, Dad. 562 00:41:27,164 --> 00:41:30,375 Hey-ho and whaddya you know? 563 00:41:30,458 --> 00:41:34,088 Welcome to the Sixth Annual College "X" Games. 564 00:41:36,173 --> 00:41:38,257 The contestants are gonna spin, 565 00:41:38,341 --> 00:41:42,011 twist, lunge and plunge like there's no tomorrow. 566 00:41:42,094 --> 00:41:47,766 Today's qualifying rounds will determine who will compete in the semifinals! 567 00:41:47,849 --> 00:41:50,352 And now, let's see what's happening at our first venue, 568 00:41:50,435 --> 00:41:52,479 the skateboarders' street competition, 569 00:41:52,562 --> 00:41:56,358 from our man on the street, Ken Clark! 570 00:41:56,484 --> 00:42:00,111 - Welcome, one and all. Today... - Thank you, Ken! 571 00:42:00,194 --> 00:42:03,365 Word on the street is that there's a new kid in town... 572 00:42:03,490 --> 00:42:06,618 who poses a threat to Bradley Uppercrust the Third. 573 00:42:06,660 --> 00:42:11,581 - That's right, Chuck. And his name is... - Max Goof! 574 00:42:11,664 --> 00:42:15,750 Max! Max! Max! 575 00:42:15,834 --> 00:42:18,753 Hey, Tank! 576 00:42:20,841 --> 00:42:24,051 This is it, man. Your competition. 577 00:42:24,134 --> 00:42:27,846 This is the big one, bro. Stay focused. 578 00:42:29,848 --> 00:42:32,350 Just like we always do! 579 00:42:32,392 --> 00:42:35,937 It's a little insurance, baby, with no deductible. 580 00:42:36,062 --> 00:42:39,524 Crazy idea. You do the honors, Brother Goof. 581 00:42:39,607 --> 00:42:43,569 Me? Gawrsh! Well... sure! 582 00:42:43,652 --> 00:42:46,573 Well, well, what do we have here? 583 00:42:46,615 --> 00:42:50,410 Looks like there's been a last minute substitution. 584 00:42:50,493 --> 00:42:54,079 That's right, Chuck. Skateboarding for the Gammas is... 585 00:42:54,162 --> 00:42:57,333 Max Goof's father, Goofy! 586 00:42:57,416 --> 00:42:59,834 It's patriarch and son pitted against each other... 587 00:42:59,918 --> 00:43:02,044 in a battle of skill and dexterity. 588 00:43:05,799 --> 00:43:09,134 This is gonna be good. 589 00:43:10,552 --> 00:43:13,934 - Whoo-ha-ha! - Adios, compadre. 590 00:43:16,977 --> 00:43:20,314 Not bad. Looping out with a devil flip to a head butt. 591 00:43:20,397 --> 00:43:23,275 - He's up and ready to rip! 592 00:43:23,316 --> 00:43:26,653 Looks like Brother Goof needs a boost. 593 00:43:28,613 --> 00:43:32,950 And a huge triple flip on the quarter pipe. 594 00:43:34,035 --> 00:43:37,412 Fifty-fifty slide uphill to a flip. 595 00:43:38,664 --> 00:43:41,126 Wow-hoo! 596 00:43:41,167 --> 00:43:45,462 What a lip slide to a hand-plant! Whoa nelly! 597 00:43:45,504 --> 00:43:50,509 Skating with the speed of a cheetah, that is gonna be time for Goofy. 598 00:43:50,593 --> 00:43:52,552 Oh, what a show! 599 00:43:52,635 --> 00:43:55,888 That's right, Chuck. Looks like the new kid in town is no match... 600 00:43:55,972 --> 00:43:58,475 for the unbeatable Gammas and their newest member... 601 00:43:58,558 --> 00:44:00,434 Goofy! 602 00:44:00,518 --> 00:44:02,937 Let's see what the judges have to say. 603 00:44:04,606 --> 00:44:07,609 Perfect tens across the board! 604 00:44:07,692 --> 00:44:10,486 Except for the German judge. Nine on that one. 605 00:44:10,611 --> 00:44:14,490 Wow! Blown away by his own dad. 606 00:44:14,573 --> 00:44:18,494 Hey, quiet! I'm trying to concentrate here. 607 00:44:18,619 --> 00:44:21,663 It's Max's time to skate. 608 00:44:21,747 --> 00:44:24,248 And... here he goes! 609 00:44:24,331 --> 00:44:29,295 Ooh! Starts out big with a half cam across the box jump. 610 00:44:31,798 --> 00:44:33,884 Ooh! Ahh! 611 00:44:33,967 --> 00:44:36,220 Losing his balance to a knee slide. 612 00:44:36,303 --> 00:44:40,222 That is going to hurt his score unless he does something big! 613 00:44:42,141 --> 00:44:43,601 Okay, comin' to the quarter pipe. 614 00:44:43,685 --> 00:44:48,313 Tail-grabs to a lip slide on the rail to... 615 00:44:48,396 --> 00:44:50,482 - Oh, that has got to hurt. 616 00:44:50,565 --> 00:44:52,525 Come on, Max, get up! 617 00:44:54,694 --> 00:44:56,739 He's okay! 618 00:44:56,822 --> 00:44:59,491 Let's see if he can end strong. 619 00:44:59,575 --> 00:45:01,994 Quick flip into a one-handed stall. 620 00:45:02,077 --> 00:45:06,748 This is a new one. I have never seen this move, folks! 621 00:45:09,208 --> 00:45:13,045 It's back down into the transition. Sit 360. 622 00:45:13,087 --> 00:45:16,381 And... time! 623 00:45:17,799 --> 00:45:20,010 Wowee! 624 00:45:20,135 --> 00:45:22,137 With barely above a six-point average, 625 00:45:22,221 --> 00:45:24,806 Team 99 just makes it to the semifinals... 626 00:45:24,890 --> 00:45:27,726 by the skin of their teeth! 627 00:45:27,769 --> 00:45:30,979 Relax! It's okay, man. We're in! 628 00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:34,691 - Get real! - Goofy! Goofy! 629 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:37,902 Witness, gentlemen, victor is ours. 630 00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:41,155 And most importantly, we taught our little freshmen foes... 631 00:45:41,238 --> 00:45:44,074 not to mess with the Gammas. 632 00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:48,245 - Goofy! Goofy! - Maxie! 633 00:45:48,328 --> 00:45:52,333 - Goofy! Goofy! - Hey, Maxie? 634 00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:58,756 Maxie! I've been lookin' all over for you, son. 635 00:45:58,881 --> 00:46:02,091 Where you been? I can't tell you how sorr I am. 636 00:46:02,216 --> 00:46:06,304 Save your breath! You may have won this time, but, Dad... 637 00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:09,848 Oh! This campus just isn't big enough for the both of us. 638 00:46:09,932 --> 00:46:13,144 I didn't mean for it to turn out this way. 639 00:46:13,227 --> 00:46:15,855 I was just tryin' to get closer to ya. 640 00:46:15,938 --> 00:46:19,775 Don't you get it? I'm trying to get away from you! 641 00:46:19,859 --> 00:46:24,071 I'm not a little kid anymore! Now just leave me alone and get your own life! 642 00:46:28,617 --> 00:46:30,785 Good morning, people. 643 00:46:30,869 --> 00:46:36,082 It would appear that it is time to start. You may open... 644 00:46:38,625 --> 00:46:40,462 Oh, Mr. Goof. 645 00:46:40,546 --> 00:46:44,884 - Nice of you to join us today. - Huh? 646 00:46:44,967 --> 00:46:48,303 Oh, yeah. Right. 647 00:46:48,386 --> 00:46:51,307 You may open your envelopes and begin. 648 00:47:00,981 --> 00:47:05,402 Let's not have any wandering eyes. 649 00:47:26,923 --> 00:47:30,093 Hello, world There's a song that we're singing 650 00:47:30,176 --> 00:47:35,223 Come on, get happy 651 00:47:35,349 --> 00:47:39,518 A whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin' 652 00:47:39,601 --> 00:47:42,479 We'll make you happy 653 00:47:44,023 --> 00:47:47,359 We had a dream We go traveling together 654 00:47:47,442 --> 00:47:50,528 We'll spread a little lovin' And we'll keep movin'on 655 00:47:50,612 --> 00:47:54,490 Something always happens whenever we're together 656 00:47:54,532 --> 00:47:57,577 We get a happy feeling when we're singing a song 657 00:47:57,660 --> 00:48:01,331 Traveling along there's a song that we're singing 658 00:48:01,456 --> 00:48:03,500 Come on, get happy 659 00:48:05,543 --> 00:48:09,797 A whole lot of loving is what we'll be bringing 660 00:48:09,881 --> 00:48:13,009 We'll make you happy 661 00:48:13,092 --> 00:48:18,388 We'll make you happy We'll make you happy 662 00:48:21,767 --> 00:48:25,979 Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo! 663 00:48:29,025 --> 00:48:32,151 You're fired! 664 00:48:34,278 --> 00:48:36,740 I notice you don't have a college degree. 665 00:48:36,865 --> 00:48:41,368 Come on, son. I can't miss you if you won't leave. 666 00:48:42,870 --> 00:48:44,872 Whoa! 667 00:48:50,377 --> 00:48:54,130 - Get your own life! 668 00:48:54,297 --> 00:48:55,382 Huh? 669 00:48:55,424 --> 00:48:57,718 - Get your own life! - Huh? 670 00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,721 Leave me alone and get your own life! 671 00:49:03,055 --> 00:49:07,811 - Pencils down. 672 00:49:07,894 --> 00:49:11,396 I said, pencils down. 673 00:49:12,857 --> 00:49:14,901 Wait a minute. I'm not finished! 674 00:49:14,984 --> 00:49:19,196 It's over, Mr. Goof. 675 00:49:46,347 --> 00:49:49,559 - Oh, Pete! 676 00:49:49,642 --> 00:49:52,645 What am I gonna do now? 677 00:49:52,770 --> 00:49:55,146 Oh, look, Goof, it's no big deal. 678 00:49:55,230 --> 00:49:59,526 All that book learning doesn't prepare you for doodly-squat. 679 00:49:59,610 --> 00:50:02,028 It's useless in the real world. 680 00:50:02,111 --> 00:50:04,238 Ha! All them square roots, 681 00:50:04,321 --> 00:50:08,160 and circumnavigating and circumference and... bah! 682 00:50:08,202 --> 00:50:10,704 It's all "garbology." Lookie here. 683 00:50:10,788 --> 00:50:15,377 If you know that four quarters adds up to a simoleon, you'll survive. 684 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,629 Anyone who tells you anything different... 685 00:50:19,755 --> 00:50:21,715 is priming your pump. 686 00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:25,760 Take it from me, pal. 687 00:50:25,844 --> 00:50:29,097 If you want that diploma, 688 00:50:29,180 --> 00:50:31,599 you gotta fix both eyes on it... 689 00:50:31,681 --> 00:50:34,018 like it was this here horseshoe stake. 690 00:50:41,775 --> 00:50:45,530 That's it! I lost my focus! 691 00:50:45,613 --> 00:50:48,281 I gotta get back there and straighten things out. 692 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,871 Focus! 693 00:50:57,540 --> 00:51:00,377 Did I miss something? 694 00:51:07,842 --> 00:51:10,720 Hey, I know you! Aren't you... 695 00:51:10,761 --> 00:51:12,096 Yeah. Max. 696 00:51:12,179 --> 00:51:16,058 Goofy's son! Ahh! He is rad! 697 00:51:43,417 --> 00:51:45,420 Hmm? 698 00:51:45,503 --> 00:51:49,964 Do you ever wonder why we're always like... wearin' gloves? 699 00:51:53,928 --> 00:51:57,347 Grande cappuccino. Make it a double. 700 00:51:57,431 --> 00:51:59,057 Hey, Max! 701 00:51:59,182 --> 00:52:02,184 - Grande cap, double it. - Be here now, bro! 702 00:52:02,268 --> 00:52:05,271 We thrive on the singularity of the you that is one... 703 00:52:05,313 --> 00:52:07,398 with your selfness. 704 00:52:07,482 --> 00:52:09,567 That's just the new P.J. "speak" for... 705 00:52:09,649 --> 00:52:12,612 "Where you been, buddy?" 706 00:52:15,156 --> 00:52:19,117 I've decided this school's only big enough for one Goof. 707 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,329 I'm transferring outta here. 708 00:52:21,412 --> 00:52:25,290 - Excusez-moi moi? - Wait a minute! 709 00:52:25,332 --> 00:52:28,918 Hold it, Max! That means you can't be on the "X" Games team. 710 00:52:29,002 --> 00:52:33,339 Exactly. You don't want me on the team, anyway. I lost in my best event! 711 00:52:33,464 --> 00:52:38,386 Ah, c'mon! Hey, Maxman! That was a one-time freak-fest. 712 00:52:38,469 --> 00:52:41,138 You can beat any of those losers any day. 713 00:52:41,221 --> 00:52:44,766 I've already decided. I'm outta here. 714 00:52:46,019 --> 00:52:51,274 Max, Max, Max. Admit defeat, 715 00:52:51,357 --> 00:52:56,819 and defeat will surely admit you into permanent custody, my man. 716 00:52:56,861 --> 00:52:59,990 If I can't even beat my father, 717 00:53:00,073 --> 00:53:03,576 who is probably the most athletically-challenged man in the universe, 718 00:53:03,659 --> 00:53:05,953 how can you expect me to beat the other competitors? 719 00:53:05,995 --> 00:53:08,957 We're starting in last place because of me! 720 00:53:08,998 --> 00:53:11,625 That never stopped us before! 721 00:53:11,750 --> 00:53:16,840 You wanna give that Gamma geek Bradley the satisfaction of knowing he forced us out? 722 00:53:16,923 --> 00:53:18,841 Well... no. 723 00:53:18,924 --> 00:53:24,305 You wanna let the crowd who once cheered for you cheer for someone else? 724 00:53:24,347 --> 00:53:29,517 - Especially when that someone else is your old man? - No! 725 00:53:29,601 --> 00:53:34,355 Are you gonna be someone else's towel boy? 726 00:53:34,439 --> 00:53:36,150 No! 727 00:53:36,233 --> 00:53:38,486 - Together we can do it! - You're right! 728 00:53:38,570 --> 00:53:42,407 We can still beat 'em! Let's whip those Gammas! 729 00:53:42,490 --> 00:53:46,911 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Mission: Possible! 730 00:53:46,994 --> 00:53:50,413 Let's do it to it! 731 00:53:54,751 --> 00:53:58,087 Boys... will be boys. 732 00:54:00,090 --> 00:54:03,133 Hmm. Stands me up. 733 00:54:03,216 --> 00:54:07,388 Doesn't call me, doesn't apologize, doesn't write to me. 734 00:54:07,430 --> 00:54:11,892 He could send me a little note, something. Hmph. 735 00:54:11,934 --> 00:54:15,145 - Sylvia, l... Oh, if you'd let me, l... - Shh. 736 00:54:15,229 --> 00:54:18,857 No talking in the library. 737 00:54:18,982 --> 00:54:21,902 Oh, gawrsh, Sylvia. 738 00:54:21,943 --> 00:54:24,112 I really care about ya. 739 00:54:24,195 --> 00:54:27,699 Well, gee! If a certain someone truly cared about another someone, 740 00:54:27,740 --> 00:54:31,203 you would think that the certain someone would show up for a certain special dinner, 741 00:54:31,286 --> 00:54:34,371 or at least apologize for not showing up, 742 00:54:34,413 --> 00:54:37,584 or even call or something! 743 00:54:39,002 --> 00:54:43,046 Ohh! You're right. I'm so sorr. 744 00:54:43,088 --> 00:54:45,800 I let my head get so filled up with fiddle-faddle, 745 00:54:45,925 --> 00:54:50,178 that I plumb lost track of everything that's important to me. 746 00:54:50,261 --> 00:54:53,056 - Counting you! - Oh! 747 00:54:53,097 --> 00:54:55,100 Can you ever forgive me? 748 00:54:58,311 --> 00:55:02,565 Oh, how can I not forgive you? 749 00:55:02,691 --> 00:55:08,905 Oh, Sylvia, I gotta get my grades up, and quit those dumb ol' Gammas. 750 00:55:08,946 --> 00:55:11,072 - And most important... - Shh. 751 00:55:11,156 --> 00:55:15,035 And most important, get my son back. 752 00:55:15,119 --> 00:55:17,037 Well, what are we waiting for? 753 00:55:17,121 --> 00:55:22,209 - I've got a yearnin' for some learnin'. Ah-yuck! - Ah-yuck! 754 00:55:26,129 --> 00:55:28,131 Huh? 755 00:55:34,887 --> 00:55:37,473 Sylvia? 756 00:55:46,982 --> 00:55:50,695 Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh 757 00:56:01,538 --> 00:56:04,123 Come on, you can do it. 758 00:56:04,206 --> 00:56:07,293 - I don't wanna lose this good thing - Go, go! 759 00:56:07,377 --> 00:56:09,671 You're everything I've got 760 00:56:09,754 --> 00:56:13,882 If I do I would surely 761 00:56:13,965 --> 00:56:16,470 Surely lose a lot 762 00:56:16,511 --> 00:56:20,764 'Cause your love is better 763 00:56:20,848 --> 00:56:23,225 Than any other I know 764 00:56:23,308 --> 00:56:27,562 It's like thunder Lightning 765 00:56:27,687 --> 00:56:29,814 - The way you love me is frightening - Let's do it! 766 00:56:29,898 --> 00:56:33,360 You better knock on wood 767 00:56:33,402 --> 00:56:36,028 Baby 768 00:56:36,112 --> 00:56:38,531 Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh 769 00:56:38,614 --> 00:56:42,160 You better knock on wood 770 00:56:44,412 --> 00:56:47,123 Oh! Oh, you did it! 771 00:56:47,206 --> 00:56:49,416 You did it! Look! All A's. 772 00:56:49,499 --> 00:56:51,711 - Whoa? 773 00:56:51,794 --> 00:56:55,339 Oh, I am just so proud of you, Goofy. 774 00:56:55,422 --> 00:56:57,882 Let's go celebrate. 775 00:56:57,924 --> 00:57:00,928 Oh, you know I'd love to, 776 00:57:01,053 --> 00:57:04,639 but I got a few more things to take care of. 777 00:57:07,226 --> 00:57:11,146 So, you see, I have to quit the team. 778 00:57:12,064 --> 00:57:14,399 - Excuse me? - You what? 779 00:57:14,441 --> 00:57:16,693 - No way! - What is he talking about, huh? 780 00:57:16,777 --> 00:57:19,070 Just what makes you think you can change your mind... 781 00:57:19,154 --> 00:57:21,614 on the last day of the competition? 782 00:57:21,698 --> 00:57:24,492 Should I knock some sense into his big melon? 783 00:57:24,576 --> 00:57:28,538 Whoa, whoa. Down, Tank. Easy, boy. 784 00:57:28,621 --> 00:57:31,582 If you're thinking you're quitting the Gammas to join that freshman geek son of yours, 785 00:57:31,624 --> 00:57:34,376 you've got another thing comin'. 786 00:57:34,460 --> 00:57:39,132 Bull's-eye, baby. Dog-boy's in trouble, and Daddy's gonna bail him out. 787 00:57:41,092 --> 00:57:44,094 No, sirree, sir! 788 00:57:44,177 --> 00:57:46,263 Ah! Got my bunion! 789 00:57:46,347 --> 00:57:48,806 I'm not gonna be on anyone's team. 790 00:57:48,890 --> 00:57:51,934 Smart man. But you forgot one thing. 791 00:57:52,018 --> 00:57:56,939 Nobody... I repeat... Nobody quits the Gammas! 792 00:57:58,774 --> 00:58:03,239 If you were such darn winners before, you'll be just fine without me. 793 00:58:03,364 --> 00:58:07,408 - I'm leavin' the Gammas, and that's that. - You're not leaving the Gammas. 794 00:58:07,450 --> 00:58:10,077 Wow-ow! 795 00:58:10,202 --> 00:58:13,247 - The Gammas are leaving you! - Sayonara. 796 00:58:13,372 --> 00:58:16,291 - Yeah! Hasta la vista, baby! 797 00:58:16,333 --> 00:58:20,252 Gee! I think they're a little sore at me. Whoops! 798 00:58:20,294 --> 00:58:22,255 Better return my Gamma pin. 799 00:58:22,297 --> 00:58:25,968 We'll win how we always win. And how's that, Gammas? 800 00:58:26,051 --> 00:58:28,136 - Skill? - Good looks? 801 00:58:28,219 --> 00:58:32,599 No, you dense dopes! We'll cheat! 802 00:58:32,641 --> 00:58:34,308 Cheat! Cheat! 803 00:58:34,392 --> 00:58:37,811 Just like we did last time, sweetheart. 804 00:58:37,895 --> 00:58:40,607 That was a great cheat. 805 00:58:40,690 --> 00:58:43,108 But now I have a better plan. 806 00:58:43,191 --> 00:58:46,152 I gotta warn Maxie! 807 00:58:47,863 --> 00:58:49,823 This is it, guys. 808 00:58:49,864 --> 00:58:52,826 - Championship time. 809 00:58:54,286 --> 00:58:56,872 Oh, hiya, fellers. 810 00:58:56,955 --> 00:59:00,625 Oh, heh-heh, hi, Mr. Goof. 811 00:59:00,750 --> 00:59:04,129 Gee, Max, I know you're still sore at me, 812 00:59:04,169 --> 00:59:06,297 but I came to warn you... 813 00:59:06,381 --> 00:59:09,926 - that the Gammas have been cheatin' all along. - Oh, yeah! 814 00:59:10,009 --> 00:59:11,968 Did Bradley tell you to say that? 815 00:59:12,010 --> 00:59:15,472 Stop wasting my time, Dad. I gotta stay focused. 816 00:59:19,018 --> 00:59:22,687 Ooh, good luck, son. 817 00:59:25,733 --> 00:59:29,986 Ohh, ladies and gentlemen! 818 00:59:30,069 --> 00:59:34,532 Put on your seat belts and hold on to your hats. Oh, my! 819 00:59:34,615 --> 00:59:37,868 It's time for the high-flying, gravity-defying, 820 00:59:37,952 --> 00:59:40,621 no-time-for-crying... 821 00:59:40,704 --> 00:59:43,541 College "X" Games! 822 00:59:43,583 --> 00:59:48,838 Let's get vertical! 823 00:59:48,921 --> 00:59:50,881 All righty now. 824 00:59:50,965 --> 00:59:54,510 We'll begin with the eight qualifying teams in a semifinal round... 825 00:59:54,635 --> 00:59:57,511 until we're down to the two best teams. 826 00:59:57,553 --> 00:59:59,556 Then they'll be fightin' for first place... 827 00:59:59,598 --> 01:00:03,351 and the College "X" Games championship! 828 01:00:03,435 --> 01:00:07,729 That's right, Chuck. In the semifinals we'll see rock climbing, 829 01:00:07,813 --> 01:00:10,734 luge runs, and much more! 830 01:00:10,776 --> 01:00:13,319 Won't... that be fun! 831 01:00:13,402 --> 01:00:16,405 The leading team to beat, as always, 832 01:00:16,489 --> 01:00:18,408 is the Gammas! 833 01:00:18,491 --> 01:00:22,035 Their three competitors are. Bradley Uppercrust the Third, 834 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:25,622 Tank and Slouch! 835 01:00:25,747 --> 01:00:27,874 - What happened to Goofy? - We want Goofy! 836 01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:32,838 What do you know, Chuck! Looks like Goofy's a no-show. 837 01:00:32,922 --> 01:00:35,089 What happened to Goof, man? 838 01:00:37,260 --> 01:00:39,846 Hey, Brad, what'd you do with my dad? 839 01:00:39,929 --> 01:00:43,848 He didn't make the cut. He was never Gamma material. 840 01:00:46,602 --> 01:00:49,480 Let's go down to the semifinal round... 841 01:00:49,563 --> 01:00:51,939 which begins with the rock climb. 842 01:00:57,112 --> 01:00:59,863 What the... 843 01:01:15,879 --> 01:01:17,464 - Yeah! Yeah! 844 01:01:17,547 --> 01:01:20,132 Whoo-whoo! Yes! 845 01:01:29,893 --> 01:01:31,812 Huh? 846 01:01:31,853 --> 01:01:34,648 - Whoa! 847 01:01:48,118 --> 01:01:49,703 Yea! 848 01:02:02,757 --> 01:02:06,886 The semifinals have resulted in just Team One and Team 99... 849 01:02:07,011 --> 01:02:09,639 going head-to-head in the finals. 850 01:02:09,722 --> 01:02:13,808 The grueling competition has really taken its toll... 851 01:02:13,850 --> 01:02:15,519 on the athletes this afternoon. 852 01:02:15,811 --> 01:02:21,066 Let's strap in for our final and deciding event: The "X" Games triathlon. 853 01:02:21,149 --> 01:02:26,572 Yes, we're seconds away from what promises to be an exciting finale... 854 01:02:26,655 --> 01:02:31,075 between these two fierce competitors. 855 01:02:31,159 --> 01:02:32,828 Take your positions. 856 01:02:32,911 --> 01:02:37,248 On your mark, get set... 857 01:02:40,459 --> 01:02:43,378 False start! False start! 858 01:02:43,462 --> 01:02:45,422 Both teams back on the line. Get back here. 859 01:02:45,505 --> 01:02:49,051 Hold on! Bradley just blasted our third guy into the next state. 860 01:02:49,135 --> 01:02:52,471 That is absurd! I did nothing of the sort! 861 01:02:52,554 --> 01:02:54,973 That's what my dad has been trying to tell me. 862 01:02:55,057 --> 01:02:57,559 Can we get on with the race, please? 863 01:02:57,643 --> 01:03:00,270 Wait a minute. Uh, one, two. 864 01:03:00,395 --> 01:03:03,523 You don't seem to have enough team members now. 865 01:03:03,565 --> 01:03:06,191 - Do you? - Rules are rules. 866 01:03:06,274 --> 01:03:10,029 You have to field a full team, or you forfeit to the Gammas. 867 01:03:10,112 --> 01:03:13,324 That's unfair! We don't know anyone else. 868 01:03:13,407 --> 01:03:15,909 Oh, seems we have a little delay here, folks. 869 01:03:16,035 --> 01:03:21,540 Team 99's short a man and will be disqualified if one is not found... 870 01:03:21,581 --> 01:03:25,001 in just one and one half minutes. 871 01:03:25,085 --> 01:03:28,463 Dad, it's me, Max. If you're out there... 872 01:03:28,546 --> 01:03:31,466 Oh, my gosh. Maxie's in trouble! 873 01:03:31,549 --> 01:03:37,138 Dad, relax, I'm not in trouble. It's just the team needs you. I need you. 874 01:03:37,221 --> 01:03:39,975 You hear that? I gotta go help him! 875 01:03:40,058 --> 01:03:42,477 Good thing I always carry my lucky horseshoe. 876 01:03:42,602 --> 01:03:44,812 I'm a-comin', Maxie! 877 01:03:46,606 --> 01:03:50,234 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoa! Aaah! 878 01:03:50,276 --> 01:03:53,904 Well, I wouldn't blame him if he didn't come. 879 01:03:53,946 --> 01:03:56,490 That's it! They're disqualified. 880 01:03:56,573 --> 01:04:00,952 Nope, nope, nope. Not yet. There's still five more seconds. 881 01:04:01,036 --> 01:04:03,456 Four, three, 882 01:04:03,497 --> 01:04:05,334 two... 883 01:04:05,417 --> 01:04:08,919 - Ah-yuck! 884 01:04:08,961 --> 01:04:11,423 Come on, no fair! He's too late! 885 01:04:11,464 --> 01:04:14,007 Not by my watch. 886 01:04:14,091 --> 01:04:17,135 Son, about the last couple of weeks... 887 01:04:17,260 --> 01:04:21,139 Dad, what do ya say we take care of this race first? 888 01:04:21,181 --> 01:04:23,141 You got it! 889 01:04:23,224 --> 01:04:26,561 Take your positions. 890 01:04:26,644 --> 01:04:29,271 On your mark! 891 01:04:29,313 --> 01:04:32,150 Get set! 892 01:04:34,986 --> 01:04:37,904 Gammas lead as they head out of the stadium. 893 01:04:41,742 --> 01:04:45,328 - Operation Grandma up ahead. - Goody, goody. 894 01:04:49,083 --> 01:04:53,044 Uh-oh! There's pedestrians on the course! 895 01:04:58,092 --> 01:05:00,635 Gawrsh! Sorr, ma'am. 896 01:05:04,222 --> 01:05:06,224 Wink-wink. 897 01:05:10,060 --> 01:05:12,730 Operation Hay Bale. 898 01:05:12,813 --> 01:05:14,815 Isn't that Mickey Mouse over there? 899 01:05:14,857 --> 01:05:17,984 - Mickey Mouse? Where? - He's over there. 900 01:05:18,068 --> 01:05:21,320 Team 99 cruising along. 901 01:05:23,324 --> 01:05:25,951 Holy moly! What is this? 902 01:05:26,035 --> 01:05:28,661 Looks like a little street-skating detour. 903 01:05:31,122 --> 01:05:35,168 Side by side, sole grinds all the way down the ledge. 904 01:05:36,210 --> 01:05:40,297 And Team 99 has regained the lead! 905 01:05:45,218 --> 01:05:47,887 The whip, Tank! 906 01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:52,142 Seven-ten split, gutter boy! 907 01:05:52,226 --> 01:05:56,146 Team Gamma blows right by the freshmen. 908 01:05:56,229 --> 01:05:58,607 The racers are approaching the start of the bicycle leg. 909 01:05:58,731 --> 01:06:01,693 Gamma still holding its lead. 910 01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:15,122 Off with the skates, and on to the bikes! 911 01:06:24,297 --> 01:06:27,384 And both teams are blasting through the rhythm section... 912 01:06:27,468 --> 01:06:30,428 with a whole lot of style. 913 01:06:30,470 --> 01:06:33,931 The freshmen are right on Team Gamma's tail. 914 01:06:40,229 --> 01:06:43,524 Oh, look out! Bobby seems to have sailed off the course. 915 01:06:43,608 --> 01:06:45,526 What a bummer for Bobby. 916 01:06:49,488 --> 01:06:51,614 Bobby, you all right? 917 01:06:51,698 --> 01:06:53,617 Keep goin', Max! 918 01:07:01,707 --> 01:07:05,587 It is really heating up now, folks, 919 01:07:05,670 --> 01:07:08,256 as both teams are approaching the huge quarter pipe... 920 01:07:08,339 --> 01:07:10,926 to start the final leg of the event. 921 01:07:14,386 --> 01:07:17,097 Right away, Team Gamma starts working the course... 922 01:07:17,181 --> 01:07:19,976 with Team 99 nippin' at their heals! 923 01:07:20,059 --> 01:07:24,479 - They're moving off the ramp, and... - And onto the Zipper. 924 01:07:26,399 --> 01:07:28,651 Huh? 925 01:07:28,734 --> 01:07:31,779 Whoa-whoa! Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo! 926 01:07:41,664 --> 01:07:43,791 Tank, take him out! 927 01:07:43,916 --> 01:07:46,877 I will not be ignored. 928 01:07:47,002 --> 01:07:50,589 Nobody finishes this race but me! 929 01:07:50,672 --> 01:07:52,590 Maxie! 930 01:07:56,594 --> 01:08:00,348 It's about stayin' focused on your goal! 931 01:08:07,271 --> 01:08:09,857 What the... Ohhh! 932 01:08:11,817 --> 01:08:15,737 Oh, say it ain't so! 933 01:08:17,155 --> 01:08:22,576 No! I'm a-comin', Maxie! 934 01:08:24,495 --> 01:08:28,750 It's lookin' bad and it's not gonna get prettier, folks. 935 01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:35,924 Help! Bradley! 936 01:08:36,007 --> 01:08:40,762 Gammas, help me! Anyone! 937 01:08:40,845 --> 01:08:44,722 911, baby! 938 01:08:44,806 --> 01:08:47,517 Tank, talk to me, man. 939 01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:53,231 Over here, man. Dog-boy, am I glad to see you, sweetheart. 940 01:08:53,315 --> 01:08:56,735 Max, where are you? Where are you, Max? 941 01:08:56,818 --> 01:08:59,654 Maxie! Oof! 942 01:08:59,737 --> 01:09:03,074 Dad, help me lift this beam off of Tank. 943 01:09:07,243 --> 01:09:10,873 Come on! We're about to be Baked Alaska here. 944 01:09:12,416 --> 01:09:16,586 Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like it's all over. 945 01:09:21,926 --> 01:09:26,430 Wait a minute. I can't believe my eyes, folks. 946 01:09:26,555 --> 01:09:30,725 - They are alive! - Huh? 947 01:09:32,309 --> 01:09:35,313 Go for it, son. 948 01:09:38,482 --> 01:09:40,942 That's some kid you got there. 949 01:09:40,984 --> 01:09:44,573 You're wrong, Tank. He's not a kid anymore. 950 01:09:44,656 --> 01:09:46,907 Oh, Team 99 is still in this race! 951 01:09:46,991 --> 01:09:50,244 Max Goof is making up the distance. He is taking the lead! 952 01:09:50,327 --> 01:09:53,497 Bradley's battling back as they come to the finish line. 953 01:09:53,622 --> 01:09:57,167 Team 99 wins! Oh, I am stunned, folks! 954 01:09:57,292 --> 01:09:59,669 I just can't... I can't believe... 955 01:09:59,753 --> 01:10:01,880 I can't even finish my sentences. 956 01:10:01,963 --> 01:10:06,134 Oh, my! What a day! 957 01:10:08,843 --> 01:10:10,722 Ah-yuck! 958 01:10:12,140 --> 01:10:15,225 Congratulations, son! 959 01:10:15,309 --> 01:10:18,979 Congratulations, Max. 960 01:10:19,062 --> 01:10:20,982 I haven't forgotten our agreement. 961 01:10:21,065 --> 01:10:23,108 The bet's off, Bradley. 962 01:10:23,149 --> 01:10:25,652 But I think you owe him something. 963 01:10:25,777 --> 01:10:27,695 Brad! 964 01:10:27,779 --> 01:10:31,032 Hi, it's me, the guy ya let down. 965 01:10:31,115 --> 01:10:35,202 Hey, Tank, baby! Who loves ya, baby, huh? 966 01:10:35,286 --> 01:10:38,540 You're goin' down like a four-cent pair of socks. 967 01:10:38,623 --> 01:10:40,542 You and me, baby, all the way! 968 01:10:40,625 --> 01:10:44,670 Oh! A vacancy at the Gamma house. 969 01:10:44,754 --> 01:10:46,923 Takin' applications. 970 01:10:47,006 --> 01:10:49,383 Okay, okay, let go of me, you big fat jerk! 971 01:10:49,467 --> 01:10:53,386 Time to get on the last jet to nowhere! 972 01:10:54,513 --> 01:10:57,934 No, it doesn't look good now. 973 01:10:58,017 --> 01:11:02,438 It's like I'm in a bad dream, and it just won't quit. 974 01:11:02,521 --> 01:11:05,317 That's right, Chuck. 975 01:11:10,487 --> 01:11:14,492 Congratulations, Dad. Here. 976 01:11:14,575 --> 01:11:16,785 Gawrsh, son, what's this? 977 01:11:16,868 --> 01:11:19,037 You gotta open it to find out. 978 01:11:23,291 --> 01:11:25,835 But... this is yours. 979 01:11:25,918 --> 01:11:27,921 No, Dad. 980 01:11:28,004 --> 01:11:30,881 This is for you. Read the inscription. 981 01:11:30,923 --> 01:11:34,677 "I might not be your little boy anymore, 982 01:11:34,761 --> 01:11:38,180 but I'll always be your son." 983 01:11:44,353 --> 01:11:46,979 Okay, okay, "hugfesters." 984 01:11:47,063 --> 01:11:49,358 Free eats back at the dorm-a! 985 01:11:49,441 --> 01:11:50,692 Pizza! 986 01:11:50,776 --> 01:11:53,570 Double cheese-a! 987 01:11:53,653 --> 01:11:57,490 Mmm-mmm. Scrumptious! 988 01:11:57,574 --> 01:12:01,494 - Come on, Dad. Let's feast. 989 01:12:03,246 --> 01:12:07,249 Sorr, son, but I kinda got plans of my own. 990 01:12:07,375 --> 01:12:09,543 I'm really gonna miss you. 991 01:12:09,627 --> 01:12:11,879 Sure, it was rough for us at the start, 992 01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:16,006 but, well, it turned out to be a pretty cool thing, you here at college with me. 993 01:12:16,090 --> 01:12:19,302 But now it's over and we'll go on with our own lives and... 994 01:12:19,386 --> 01:12:21,972 - You didn't tell him yet? - Didn't tell me what? 995 01:12:22,056 --> 01:12:24,640 I wanted to surprise him. 996 01:12:24,724 --> 01:12:29,104 Son, guess what! I got me a job here on campus. 997 01:12:29,146 --> 01:12:30,646 But you... 998 01:12:30,729 --> 01:12:35,485 - So I could be close to you! - But I thought you were... 999 01:12:35,568 --> 01:12:37,654 - You told me you were gonna... - Just kidding. 1000 01:12:41,698 --> 01:12:45,953 He is so goofy! 1001 01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:52,710 - What do you say we go for... - A picnic? 1002 01:12:52,794 --> 01:12:54,920 Ah-yuck. Then maybe even a... 1003 01:12:55,003 --> 01:12:58,048 Walk on the beach? I'd love to. 1004 01:12:58,131 --> 01:13:01,342 You know, somehow I knew you would. 74728

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