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Previously, on
"Young Sheldon"...
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- Hi, June.
- Connie, Dale, this is Justin.
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You must be a friend
of my son's.
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Actually, he's my date.
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Really?
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She brought him here
on purpose.
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- What purpose?
- To upset me.
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Can you believe
that Dale thinks
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the only reason you brought him
here is just to piss him off?
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That's exactly
why I brought him.
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Why would you go
out of your way
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to upset Dale
at your own son's wedding?
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He's my ex-husband.
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Well, he's my boyfriend.
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Hey, that's your problem.
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Well, you're starting
to be my problem.
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Dr. Linkletter,
what can I do for you?
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I just want to let you know,
with Dr. Sturgis away,
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I'll be available
should Sheldon need anything.
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Thank you so much.
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His well-being
is important to me.
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As was made abundantly clear
by my boss.
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After a few short
weeks as a full-time college student,
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I am proud to say the transition
had gone quite nicely.
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My classes were going well,
I knew my way around campus
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and I had an active
and vibrant social life.
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- There you are.
- Why are you here?
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Lunch. Don't worry,
I didn't start without you.
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How did you get in?
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Janitor Jim.
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And why would Janitor Jim
do that?
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You're not my only friend
around here.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
*YOUNG SHELDON*
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*YOUNG SHELDON*
Season 04 Episode 11
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Episode Title: "A Pager, a Club and
a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles?"
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I'll trade you my apple slices
for your pudding cup.
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No.
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Aren't you a little
old for a pudding cup?
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Sheldon, surely
there's somebody else
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you could have lunch with.
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There is, but the lunch rush
is a busy time for janitors.
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Perhaps you could
work on widening
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your social circles here.
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I'm already at two.
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That's double where I was
at high school.
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Hey.
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Hey.
How was school?
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- Fine. Work?
- Fine.
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And Mom says we never talk.
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What is that
on your belt there?
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It's my new beeper.
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Why in the world
would you need a beeper?
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So people can get
in touch with me.
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Trust me, when you're not
around, no one's thinking,
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"I must speak with Georgie
this minute."
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Hey,
lots of people have these.
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Yeah,
doctors and drug dealers,
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and you're not smart enough
to be either.
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Excuse me,
I'm being beeped.
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Hey, I was paged
from this number.
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No, I'm not Bruce.
Sorry.
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Mm, sounds like you got
a real emergency there, Bruce.
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Hey, Connie, it's June.
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You know, I don't feel good
about what happened
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the other night, and I just
want to say I'm sorry.
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Could you give me a call back?
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Thanks.
Bye.
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That's nice.
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I don't know why
you get an apology.
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I'm the one
she was trying to piss off.
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Looks like she's still doing it.
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All the years we were married,
I never once got an apology.
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Well, you're not exactly
the apologizing kind yourself,
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you know.
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Well, that's not true.
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For years after
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we broke up,
I was telling people
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I was sorry
I married her.
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Thanks, Jim.
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Where could he be?
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Dr. Linkletter?
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No.
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Sorry. You and
he have the same loafers.
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Carry on.
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The Moho lies between the mantle
and the crust, and...
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Excuse me, I'm looking
for Dr. Linkletter.
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He's not here.
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Sorry for wasting
your time.
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Oh, this is geology.
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You're already
wasting your time.
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What?
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I've been looking for you.
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I was just trying to
have a little privacy.
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Smart. No one will
bother us out here.
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What is that? Ham?
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Hello. You paged me?
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Bruce?
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Sorry, you have
the wrong number.
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Oh. I was trying to reach
my grandson.
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Well, when you do,
can you have him tell people
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this ain't his pager
no more?
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I was hoping he could give me
a ride to the drugstore.
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I need to pick up
my prescription.
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All right, well, good luck.
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I took my last heart pill
this morning.
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Sorry to hear that.
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I suppose I could walk,
if I take it slow.
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You are just
the little lifesaver.
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No problem, ma'am.
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You know,
we are gonna drive
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right by that farmers market.
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You ever had their peaches?
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Don't think so.
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Well, then we have to stop.
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I'm gonna buy you a peach.
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You really don't have to.
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I insist.
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And then we'll
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swing by Braum's
so I can pick up
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some whipped cream.
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That goes great with peaches.
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Okay.
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Thank you
for letting us know.
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Uh,
I will speak to him.
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Sorry for the trouble.
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Bye.
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What's going on?
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That was Dr. Linkletter.
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He says that Sheldon is spending
too much time with him.
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Better him than us, right?
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He's suggesting
that Sheldon
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try and find some friends
on campus.
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Makes sense.
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I'm just worried that
he's gonna be
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hanging out
with people
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who are drinking
and going to parties.
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Like he's gonna make friends
with the cool kids.
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You still dating
that young guy?
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Justin?
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Oh, yeah.
It wasn't just to bug Dale.
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He's hot.
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And he doesn't eat dinner
at 5:00.
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Dale and I once ate dinner
at 3:30.
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I still think it was lunch.
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Hey, you got any plans
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- this weekend?
- I don't think so. Why?
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I happen to have a coupon
for a free room
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at the Royale Casino.
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Now you're talking!
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How'd you swing that?
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Well, you lose enough,
they give you all kinds of crap.
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I'm in.
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And if you
really feel like gambling,
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they got an all-you-can-eat
seafood buffet.
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Put enough drinks in me,
I'll eat anything.
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Wil Wheaton's cute.
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If you like him, then you
should watch Star Trekwith me.
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He's not that cute.
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Shelly, I was looking
at your college catalog.
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There are a lot of fun clubs.
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Might be a nice way
to make some new friends.
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I don't need friends.
I have Dr. Linkletter.
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And he's fun, but...
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did you know that there's
a Science Fiction Club?
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You like science fiction.
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I prefer science fact.
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Then maybe you might enjoy
the Astronomy Club.
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Outer space and such.
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Ooh. You can meet other people
from your planet.
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Read your magazine.
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Why are you so interested
in me joining a club?
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I just want to make sure
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that you get
the full college experience.
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I suppose my so-called peers
could benefit from my presence.
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And you might benefit, too.
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A nice thought,
but I don't spread my sunshine
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for selfish reasons.
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Give me the catalog.
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You tried,
and that's what counts.
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Hello, lunch friend.
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Hi, Sheldon.
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Egg salad.
Stinky.
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What do you want?
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I have some bad news.
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I'm going to join
a club on campus,
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which means we won't be able
to have lunch together.
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Wonderful!
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For you.
Sad for me.
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Mmm. Happy trails.
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Oh, no, we're
still having lunch today.
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You get to help me decide
which club I should join.
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Terrific.
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For some reason,
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Dr. Linkletter felt it was
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important that I start my
quest to join a club immediately.
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The interview process
was tougher than you'd expect.
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So why exactly should
I join your club?
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Well, cool people,
good chess players,
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and when the weather's nice,
we meet in the quad.
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- Outside?
- Yes.
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- Under trees?
- Yes.
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- Where birds live?
- Yes.
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I think we're done here.
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So, what kind
of activities
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does the Science Fiction
Club engage in?
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Well, this Friday
we're having a screening
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of Star Warson laser disc.
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I thought this was
the Science Fiction Club.
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It is.
Star Warsis science fantasy.
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The Force is basically magic.
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At that point, you might as well
be watching The Hobbit.
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That's next week.
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This is madness.
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Proposition: The newest member
of the Debate Club
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should be
Sheldon Cooper.
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You're the affirmative.
Go.
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Who's Sheldon Cooper?
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Me. And I believe
I should not
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join the debate team
because there are
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far more valuable uses
of my time.
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Do you want to join
or not?
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That's the debate,
isn't it?
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I don't know
what's happening.
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If you're thrown for a loop,
wait until you hear my rebuttal.
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Sheldon Cooper
should not join the debate team
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because your leadership
is clearly questionable.
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Okay,
you're not in the club.
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Ha! I win.
Wait.
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- Aren't you gonna call them back?
- No.
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It's this old lady.
She keeps getting me
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to run her errands
and do her chores.
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You don't even
do that here.
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I know.
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She's not your grandma.
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Just call her
back and say no.
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You're right.
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- Thanks again.
- Uh-huh.
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What're you gonna do
with all these plants?
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Put them in my garden.
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Sounds like a lot of work.
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Aw, man.
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So, why are you taking me
instead of Dale?
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Well, last time he and I
went casino hopping,
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it didn't work out
too hot.
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'Cause he proposed
and you said no?
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Why would he
tell you that?!
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Hey, don't feel bad.
I'm the dummy that said yes to him.
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Well, I guess
you got a point there.
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- Oh!
- "Crazy" by Patsy Cline playing...
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Turn it up.
I love that song.
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♪ Crazy
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♪ I'm crazy for feeling
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♪ So lonely
258
00:10:33,019 --> 00:10:35,860
You know,
they got karaoke at the lounge.
259
00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:40,169
♪ I'm crazy
260
00:10:40,565 --> 00:10:44,683
♪ Crazy for feeling
261
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,740
♪ So blue
262
00:10:47,182 --> 00:10:48,480
Wow.
That's...
263
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,004
some voice you got.
264
00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,581
Thank you.
265
00:10:59,915 --> 00:11:01,697
Sheldon, why are you
at my desk?
266
00:11:01,783 --> 00:11:02,961
I like your keyboard.
267
00:11:03,044 --> 00:11:05,059
The ones at the library
are too clacky.
268
00:11:05,144 --> 00:11:06,932
I thought you were going
to join a club.
269
00:11:07,018 --> 00:11:08,936
I tried, but they each had
their own problems.
270
00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:11,221
By chance,
were any of those problems you?
271
00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:13,158
You're so funny.
I missed this.
272
00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:15,621
Would you like
your seat back?
273
00:11:15,706 --> 00:11:16,881
Yes.
274
00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:19,808
I'd also like
my office back.
275
00:11:19,894 --> 00:11:21,025
What do you mean?
276
00:11:21,129 --> 00:11:24,091
Son, you can't just hang
out here whenever you want.
277
00:11:24,495 --> 00:11:26,042
Why not?
We're friends.
278
00:11:26,174 --> 00:11:28,793
No. I'm a professor,
you're a student.
279
00:11:28,878 --> 00:11:30,113
I'm 68,
you're 11.
280
00:11:30,197 --> 00:11:31,963
Do you see
where I'm headed here?
281
00:11:32,105 --> 00:11:33,222
Nope.
282
00:11:33,799 --> 00:11:35,465
Sheldon, I've tried to
be nice about this,
283
00:11:35,549 --> 00:11:37,178
but you're just
not taking the hint.
284
00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:39,687
If you have questions
about class, I'm here.
285
00:11:39,772 --> 00:11:42,373
Otherwise,
please leave me alone.
286
00:11:45,732 --> 00:11:47,014
Uh, I understand.
287
00:11:47,186 --> 00:11:48,404
Thank you.
288
00:11:58,125 --> 00:12:00,725
I'm hurt Dr. Linkletter
doesn't want me as a friend.
289
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,202
Understandable.
290
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:03,423
I'm also angry.
291
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,438
I don't like
having two feelings at once.
292
00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:06,638
It's annoying.
293
00:12:06,722 --> 00:12:08,499
Great, annoyed.
That's three.
294
00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:10,224
I thought
you were gonna join a club.
295
00:12:10,308 --> 00:12:12,927
Too bad there isn't
a Dr. Linkletter Haters Club.
296
00:12:13,043 --> 00:12:14,418
I would join that
in a heartbeat.
297
00:12:14,503 --> 00:12:16,498
Maybe
I should start one.
298
00:12:16,678 --> 00:12:19,630
Starting your own club
is an interesting idea.
299
00:12:19,716 --> 00:12:21,826
Maybe just not
one based on,
300
00:12:22,051 --> 00:12:23,770
you know,
hating someone.
301
00:12:23,864 --> 00:12:25,240
You started that group
at church
302
00:12:25,325 --> 00:12:26,981
for parents
who hate The Simpsons.
303
00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:29,552
It's not about hate.
We just write letters
304
00:12:29,638 --> 00:12:30,913
to get it
taken off the air.
305
00:12:30,998 --> 00:12:33,698
And it's
gonna happen any day now.
306
00:12:33,783 --> 00:12:34,888
Ironically,
307
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,394
the only Simpson
she did like was O.J.
308
00:12:37,606 --> 00:12:39,724
Time's funny that way.
309
00:12:41,489 --> 00:12:43,764
Whoever decided
to put video poker
310
00:12:43,849 --> 00:12:45,395
in the bar
is a genius.
311
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,334
If they change the seats out
to toilets,
312
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:48,834
we'd never have
to leave.
313
00:12:52,866 --> 00:12:56,403
So, what else has Dale told you
about our relationship?
314
00:12:56,613 --> 00:12:58,129
You still hung up on that?
315
00:12:58,215 --> 00:12:59,504
Apparently.
316
00:12:59,590 --> 00:13:01,202
You know, I don't
think he meant to.
317
00:13:01,288 --> 00:13:03,816
We were having a drink, and
it just kind of slipped out.
318
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,770
Y'all still go out
drinking together?
319
00:13:05,855 --> 00:13:08,981
It was our grandson's
elementary school graduation,
320
00:13:09,123 --> 00:13:10,309
so yeah.
321
00:13:10,394 --> 00:13:12,269
I didn't know
y'all were that close.
322
00:13:12,676 --> 00:13:13,895
Are you jealous?
323
00:13:14,019 --> 00:13:15,807
- No.
- Sounds like it.
324
00:13:16,082 --> 00:13:17,365
Well...
325
00:13:19,302 --> 00:13:21,599
You ever sleep with him
after the divorce?
326
00:13:21,903 --> 00:13:23,342
Gross!
No.
327
00:13:23,607 --> 00:13:25,833
That cranky bag of wrinkles
is all yours.
328
00:13:25,918 --> 00:13:27,309
That's a comfort.
329
00:13:27,596 --> 00:13:29,091
I guess.
330
00:13:30,668 --> 00:13:32,072
Well, now that
we're being honest,
331
00:13:32,158 --> 00:13:34,380
- can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
332
00:13:34,817 --> 00:13:36,980
Do you regret
saying no to Dale?
333
00:13:37,932 --> 00:13:39,236
No.
334
00:13:40,327 --> 00:13:42,028
There was a little pause there.
335
00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:43,639
There was not!
336
00:13:44,369 --> 00:13:45,764
Okay, I believe you.
337
00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:46,985
Thank you.
338
00:13:47,070 --> 00:13:48,163
You see how I paused?
339
00:13:48,249 --> 00:13:50,373
That means
I was lying.
340
00:13:51,192 --> 00:13:52,302
Missy,
341
00:13:52,386 --> 00:13:54,436
has your social experience
in middle school
342
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:55,524
been going well?
343
00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:57,115
So good, it's nuts.
344
00:13:57,299 --> 00:13:59,260
Are you
a member of any clubs?
345
00:13:59,354 --> 00:14:01,219
Well, in the cafeteria,
we call our table
346
00:14:01,303 --> 00:14:02,895
Heather M.
And the Funky Lunch Bunch.
347
00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:04,985
Well, I meant
school-sanctioned clubs.
348
00:14:05,071 --> 00:14:07,071
The F.L.B.
is a pretty big deal.
349
00:14:07,254 --> 00:14:08,524
I don't get
why people think
350
00:14:08,609 --> 00:14:11,429
that the social aspect
of education is so important.
351
00:14:11,514 --> 00:14:14,405
Maybe 'cause the education
aspect is so boring.
352
00:14:14,501 --> 00:14:16,226
But that's the whole point
of school.
353
00:14:16,312 --> 00:14:18,100
Eh.
I'll stick with being popular.
354
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:19,352
I'd like to point out
355
00:14:19,437 --> 00:14:21,485
that one of us
has a Nobel Prize.
356
00:14:21,571 --> 00:14:24,287
All the other one has is a
loving family and friends,
357
00:14:24,371 --> 00:14:27,250
which I also have.
Boy, did I win!
358
00:14:32,134 --> 00:14:34,788
This is it.
I'm done.
359
00:14:35,774 --> 00:14:36,890
Oh, hi.
360
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,633
- You must be Georgie.
- Uh, yeah.
361
00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:42,774
My nana says you've been
taking such good care of her.
362
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,735
You're so sweet.
363
00:14:44,820 --> 00:14:46,969
Thanks,
but she's the sweet one.
364
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,667
Isn't she?
365
00:14:49,015 --> 00:14:51,107
Nana, Georgie's here!
366
00:14:51,379 --> 00:14:53,818
Ask him if he
wants to stay for dinner.
367
00:14:53,903 --> 00:14:55,821
I'm free.
What're we having?
368
00:14:58,187 --> 00:15:00,649
♪ Tender love is blind
369
00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:04,067
♪ It requires a dedication
370
00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:06,344
♪ All this love we feel
371
00:15:06,437 --> 00:15:07,922
♪ It needs no conversation
372
00:15:08,006 --> 00:15:11,753
♪ Ride it together, uh-huh
373
00:15:11,837 --> 00:15:13,755
♪ From... love with each other
374
00:15:14,030 --> 00:15:15,253
♪ Uh-huh
375
00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:17,414
- ♪ Islands in the stream
- ♪ Islands in the stream
376
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:19,515
- ♪ That is what we are
- ♪ That is what we are
377
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,605
- ♪ No one in between
- ♪ No one in between
378
00:15:21,690 --> 00:15:23,695
- ♪ How can we be wrong?
- ♪ How can we be wrong?
379
00:15:23,778 --> 00:15:26,263
- ♪ Sail away with me
- ♪ Sail away with me
380
00:15:26,346 --> 00:15:28,202
- ♪ To another world
- ♪ To another world
381
00:15:28,681 --> 00:15:32,211
- ♪ And we rely on each other, uh-huh ♪
- ♪ And we rely on each other, uh-huh ♪
382
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,918
- ♪ From one lover to another, uh-huh ♪
- ♪ From one lover to another, uh-huh ♪
383
00:15:36,182 --> 00:15:37,621
We sound good!
384
00:15:37,706 --> 00:15:39,275
One of us does.
385
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:40,491
The next day,
386
00:15:40,576 --> 00:15:42,408
I set out
to start my own club.
387
00:15:42,493 --> 00:15:45,150
It involved science,
education
388
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:49,415
and all the glitz and glamour
of show business.
389
00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:52,562
All I had to do
was sit back
390
00:15:52,663 --> 00:15:56,024
and wait for my new Proton
posse to come rolling in.
391
00:16:03,836 --> 00:16:06,014
Greetings,
fellow Professor Proton fan.
392
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,562
Oh, I thought
this room was empty.
393
00:16:07,648 --> 00:16:09,392
Well, it's not.
This is a meeting
394
00:16:09,476 --> 00:16:11,350
of the Professor Proton
Appreciation Club.
395
00:16:11,434 --> 00:16:13,397
Would you like
to fill out an application?
396
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,375
I'm just looking
for some place quiet.
397
00:16:15,525 --> 00:16:16,774
I understand.
398
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,938
Well, it doesn't look
like anyone's gonna show up,
399
00:16:19,023 --> 00:16:21,937
so if you would like
to read here, you're welcome to.
400
00:16:22,730 --> 00:16:24,427
Okay.
401
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,963
I was only starting
this club
402
00:16:29,048 --> 00:16:31,101
because my mother
wanted me to make some friends.
403
00:16:31,187 --> 00:16:32,503
Not just her.
404
00:16:32,587 --> 00:16:34,071
It started
with my physics professor,
405
00:16:34,155 --> 00:16:36,071
Dr. Linkletter,
who I thought was my friend
406
00:16:36,155 --> 00:16:37,995
but then decided... Are
you gonna keep talking?
407
00:16:38,143 --> 00:16:40,030
I-I've got a book.
408
00:16:40,119 --> 00:16:43,125
That day,
the Read in Silence Club was born.
409
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:45,649
Its members were me
and my new friend...
410
00:16:45,734 --> 00:16:47,913
- What's your name?
- Shh.
411
00:16:48,059 --> 00:16:50,626
And my new friend, that guy.
412
00:16:57,889 --> 00:16:59,977
Make it stop.
413
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,589
Oh.
414
00:17:05,070 --> 00:17:06,756
Who the hell is this?
415
00:17:06,865 --> 00:17:09,022
Hey. Morning, sunshine.
416
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,961
What time is it?
417
00:17:11,046 --> 00:17:12,394
2:00 in the afternoon.
418
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,502
Really?
419
00:17:14,638 --> 00:17:17,278
Well, I mean,
you had a wild night singing
420
00:17:17,364 --> 00:17:19,027
- and everything.
- How do you know that?
421
00:17:19,112 --> 00:17:21,278
- You called me at 3:00 in the morning.
- Do you remember
422
00:17:21,363 --> 00:17:22,938
me calling Dale last night?
423
00:17:23,021 --> 00:17:24,230
No.
424
00:17:24,315 --> 00:17:26,913
Do it! Call him! Do it!
425
00:17:26,998 --> 00:17:30,010
- Call him!
- And I know exactly what I'm gonna say.
426
00:17:31,247 --> 00:17:32,382
What'd I say?
427
00:17:32,465 --> 00:17:33,641
You don't remember?
428
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:35,891
And then I lost
429
00:17:35,990 --> 00:17:38,561
$20 at the video poker bar,
430
00:17:38,646 --> 00:17:41,772
- and then we sang karaoke.
- Tell him about the shrimp.
431
00:17:41,865 --> 00:17:44,349
We went
to the all-you-can-eat buffet,
432
00:17:44,433 --> 00:17:47,529
you know,
and they had these jumbo shrimp.
433
00:17:47,615 --> 00:17:49,265
And, I mean, they weren't
434
00:17:49,349 --> 00:17:51,246
just saying
they were jumbo.
435
00:17:51,329 --> 00:17:52,705
So big!
436
00:17:52,789 --> 00:17:54,664
Are you gonna tell me
what I said or not?
437
00:17:54,749 --> 00:17:57,316
Hell no.
I'm having too much fun.
438
00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,057
I hate you.
439
00:18:01,034 --> 00:18:02,691
I can live with that.
440
00:18:02,942 --> 00:18:05,102
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