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I'd just back off
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a tidge if I were you.
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(deep voice): Rachel.
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- Billy?
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- I want to go home.
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- I'm getting married.
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(Nicole): It's the public stuff.
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- It's good to see you,
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Sheriff Haught.
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- These days, it's just Nicole.
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- Nicole, it's good
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to see you again.
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(Nicole): Mam helped her
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get Waverly out of the garden
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in exchange for you.
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- Vampire!
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(Doc): The only thing
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Wynonna detests more than demons
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is her exes.
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- Murder her.
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- Yah!
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- Untie me!
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(demon growling)
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- You could just call him,
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you know.
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(Western music)
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- Really trying for high noon,
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Haught?
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- Isn't that what you say
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after a night of drinking?
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"Hi, noon."
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- Oh...
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- Only I make fun
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of my drinking.
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(grunting, thudding)
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(uptempo music)
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(Wynonna exhales)
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Gonna use your
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fiancée's nunchuks?
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- My fists are my nunchuks.
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- Oh yeah?
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(music resumes)
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(Nicole screams)
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Oh, you dirty bitch!
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- Eighteen months to practice,
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all you got is older.
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(music resumes)
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(Nicole laughs)
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- Oh, no!
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(Wynonna grunting)
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- Hey! Only I sweep her
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off her feet.
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- Ugh... Really with
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the schmoop right now?
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(Nicole grunts)
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- I don't know who to cheer for.
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- Cheer for fitness.
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- Wrong!
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Cheer for me,
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'cause I got
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Hunt for Red Haughtober
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off the homestead
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and into her place of work.
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- The only work I'm doing
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is punching in at the...
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punching your face factory.
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- Hmm. You sure?
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Cop shop's just
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right over there!
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Across the hall.
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- Yeah! Why not just...
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boop on over there
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real quick. No?
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(Nicole): Hmm?
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- You know, just for fun!
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- Et tu, Earps?
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You lured me here
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under false pretenses.
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(sighing): Nicole.
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Purgatory needs a sheriff,
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and it's gotta be you.
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Everyone in town is saying so,
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right?
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- Well, that's really,
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really gratifying
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'cause they didn't vote for me
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so they don't get me.
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- Didn't you once say,
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"Everything good I have
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in my life is because
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I came back to
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the Ghost River Triangle"?
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- Didn't you once say,
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"Eat a dick"
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to a bunch of vampires?
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I should have said,
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"suck a dick."
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- Look, if this is guilt over
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what happened with Doc--
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- Whoa, wow, would you look
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at the time.
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It's whatever o'clock,
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and I have a wedding to plan.
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See you at trivia tonight.
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(Wynonna): Wow.
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That parent trap
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would have made Lohan puke.
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We barely even got a nibble.
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- And there's still a lineup
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of people
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in the sheriff's office.
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(sighing)
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- I was also not voted for.
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- Come on.
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It's not like BBD's given you
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an assignment this week.
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The town's nice and quiet.
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(sighing)
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(panting)
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(soft thud)
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- Oh!
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Holy shit!
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The Earp heir is gonna
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hate this.
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She's gonna kill us.
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She's gonna kill me!
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(muttering)
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Oh, noo!
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(howling)
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(theme music)
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♪ Cause I gave you
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all I got to give ♪
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♪ I know that ain't
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no way to live ♪
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♪ I told that devil
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to take you back ♪
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♪ I told that devil
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to take you back ♪
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(soft country music)
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- Hands off!
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Only active-duty police drink
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for free at my Shorty's.
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- Well, I'm sheriff emeritus.
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- Sheriff avoidus, more like it.
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Help me set up
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for trivia night.
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- Okay, fine, but no more
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sheriff talk.
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Everybody keeps asking me.
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- Well, you were the best...
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since yours truly.
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I filled out the slacks
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a little better.
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- Know what I would like
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to talk about?
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Hints for tonight's trivia.
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- What local deputy had
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the highest clearance rate
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in the Ghost River Triangle
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of the past ten years?
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- It's just not for me anymore.
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- You know, that sounds like
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a fancy way of saying
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you're butthurt.
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(scoffing)
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- Why would I be butthurt?
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Wait, what have you heard?
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- Nothing.
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Why, did you do something?
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- I'm too busy, okay?
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I've got Rachel.
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She's a full-time job.
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- And yet you're in the dark
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about what she did
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at her part-time job.
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- Oh no. Where'd she puke?
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- It's her invisible monster
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boyfriend downstairs.
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- Damn it.
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She let him out.
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- Ugh! Don't tell me,
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community watch clocked someone
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mowing their lawn in the buff.
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What's up?
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This life or death, Gil?
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- Every pharmacy is out
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of moisturizer.
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- Trag'.
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Also, come on, man.
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- Where's Sheriff Clayborn?
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- Uh...
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- Wintering on a kibbutz.
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Let's see,
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any of these complaints not read
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like a Yelp review?
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"My neighbour put Guy Fieri ass
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flames on his car?"
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Who cares?!
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Oh, this one's legit.
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If I ask for shredded lettuce,
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you better believe
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I don't want full leaf.
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- Look. These people are under
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a lot of stress.
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Supply runs have halted.
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Cupboards are bare.
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Not to mention everything else
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that happens around here.
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- Exactly.
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So much happens here,
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so relax!
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Go outside.
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It's above zero out there!
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'Cause right now,
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things are fine.
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We offed Pumpkin-head.
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Amon's disappeared
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into the ether, we're good.
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- Ah yeah!
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You brought the lattes!
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(grunting)
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Oh...
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Sorry.
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No, this, this isn't mine.
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- Not your... cherry pie that
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you spilled all over your apron?
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- Not my cherry pie.
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But a cherry pie,
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which we need to investigate
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because whoever's making these
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cherry pies is still out there
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and they might, uh...
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bake again.
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- Nice.
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- You are terrible at codes.
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- Damn.
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- Go jerk off about it, Gil.
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So where is this...
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...murdered pie?
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- Didn't there used to be
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a morgue?
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- Oh yeah!
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- Yeah, the rats took it over.
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- Ah, good for them.
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Who's the stiff?
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- Ricky Brock.
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What a tragedy.
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- Left a wife and little kids?
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- No. A real loner,
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and, by all accounts,
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a real jerk, but...
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he won Shorty's Trivia
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last week.
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- Oh, my god!
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Is that tragic?
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- No, I mean, uh...
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he was part of the community.
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Well, our community, not yours,
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obviously, 'cause you lost.
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- I know I was eliminated,
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but how was I supposed to know
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Tobey Maguire isn't
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Spider-Man anymore?
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- We all know.
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- Well, on the bright side,
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at least it means that
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Ricky won't be at tonight's
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Trivia finals!
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- True!
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- I am so sorry.
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That is not a bright side.
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- No.
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- Y'all brainiacs really got
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your priorities out of whack.
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Before I got knocked out,
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I was obsessed
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with trivia night too.
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- That aside, look at this.
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- Whoa!
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(chuckling)
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Okay, my turn to react
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inappropriately,
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but we're all seeing
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the vampire bite marks, right?
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(Waverly): Yeah.
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- If Mr. "I Don't Shoot
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People in the Back"
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still bites people in the neck,
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I guess I'm not so bad anymore.
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And even if I am, so is he.
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- You don't need an excuse
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to go talk to Doc.
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- I don't want to talk to him.
294
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(sniffling): I need to talk
295
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to him
296
00:07:33,269 --> 00:07:36,259
about the... poor...
297
00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:41,159
- Doc couldn't have done this,
298
00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:41,159
right?
299
00:07:48,230 --> 00:07:51,189
(ominous music)
300
00:07:52,259 --> 00:07:53,170
- No.
301
00:07:53,180 --> 00:07:56,209
No, no, no, no, no!
302
00:08:11,149 --> 00:08:12,290
- It's a yes from me, dawg.
303
00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,110
- So we decoupled the caboose,
304
00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,160
but then my boys and I,
305
00:08:16,170 --> 00:08:20,250
we realized that the greenbacks,
306
00:08:16,170 --> 00:08:20,250
they're in another car...
307
00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:24,100
- I have great stories too.
308
00:08:24,110 --> 00:08:27,110
Mostly about killing demons.
309
00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:30,060
With this gun.
310
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(Doc): It's okay,
311
00:08:30,069 --> 00:08:31,199
you are safe.
312
00:08:32,149 --> 00:08:34,090
You wanna tell everyone
313
00:08:32,149 --> 00:08:34,090
you're not here to kill them?
314
00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:35,289
- Not everyone.
315
00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,110
Doc, I uh,
316
00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:40,120
need a private interrogation
317
00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:40,120
with your moustache.
318
00:08:40,129 --> 00:08:42,000
(blowing raspberry)
319
00:08:51,159 --> 00:08:52,210
Hey.
320
00:08:53,110 --> 00:08:54,259
It's okay. I get it.
321
00:08:54,269 --> 00:08:57,179
You're a vamp.
322
00:08:54,269 --> 00:08:57,179
You got the hungs,
323
00:08:57,190 --> 00:08:59,049
that guy was num-nums.
324
00:09:00,169 --> 00:09:03,159
Welcome back
325
00:09:00,169 --> 00:09:03,159
to the moral low ground.
326
00:09:03,169 --> 00:09:05,000
There's a great mattress
327
00:09:03,169 --> 00:09:05,000
down here
328
00:09:05,009 --> 00:09:07,080
we could absolutely demolish.
329
00:09:07,190 --> 00:09:09,179
- What you're implying...
330
00:09:09,190 --> 00:09:11,059
is faulty.
331
00:09:12,049 --> 00:09:16,149
I have devised a morally sound
332
00:09:12,049 --> 00:09:16,149
way to satisfy my needs.
333
00:09:16,159 --> 00:09:18,250
- Morally sound?
334
00:09:18,259 --> 00:09:21,269
Um. You're chilling
335
00:09:18,259 --> 00:09:21,269
at a demon bar.
336
00:09:21,279 --> 00:09:25,159
- They may be demons,
337
00:09:21,279 --> 00:09:25,159
but even they would never...
338
00:09:25,169 --> 00:09:26,259
- Oh, shoot someone in the back?
339
00:09:26,269 --> 00:09:28,029
Well, how about the front?
340
00:09:28,039 --> 00:09:30,100
(growling)
341
00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,100
(Dallas): You alright, Doc?
342
00:09:34,190 --> 00:09:36,049
- He's fine.
343
00:09:37,269 --> 00:09:40,009
Hey. Weirdest thing...
344
00:09:40,019 --> 00:09:43,000
Some demon with fangs
345
00:09:40,019 --> 00:09:43,000
killed a human.
346
00:09:43,009 --> 00:09:45,019
Any of you have any idea
347
00:09:43,009 --> 00:09:45,019
who did it?
348
00:09:47,179 --> 00:09:50,190
- No one here has information
349
00:09:47,179 --> 00:09:50,190
for you.
350
00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,179
But I will keep my ear
351
00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,179
to the ground.
352
00:09:52,190 --> 00:09:55,009
- From now, on I suggest
353
00:09:55,019 --> 00:09:59,039
you do not just pop into
354
00:09:55,019 --> 00:09:59,039
The Glory Hole.
355
00:09:59,049 --> 00:10:03,139
- Well, isn't that the point
356
00:09:59,049 --> 00:10:03,139
of a glory hole?
357
00:10:06,070 --> 00:10:07,289
Since when do you have minions?
358
00:10:16,179 --> 00:10:18,269
- Goddamn law enforcement.
359
00:10:18,279 --> 00:10:21,259
- The gun does tend
360
00:10:18,279 --> 00:10:21,259
to go to their head.
361
00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:28,200
- Hey Lil' Mama.
362
00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:31,000
What's... shakin'?
363
00:10:32,009 --> 00:10:34,070
- Right, okay.
364
00:10:32,009 --> 00:10:34,070
(inhaling deeply)
365
00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,070
Any idea why I might've
366
00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,070
called you here?
367
00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,159
- You so want me to be gay,
368
00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,159
don't you?
369
00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:41,070
- Well, we would support you
370
00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:41,070
and buy you the right albums,
371
00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,019
but...
372
00:10:43,029 --> 00:10:45,080
nice deflection. Billy.
373
00:10:46,070 --> 00:10:47,169
What happened?
374
00:10:48,220 --> 00:10:50,100
- You were there.
375
00:10:50,110 --> 00:10:51,139
Typical teen stuff.
376
00:10:54,039 --> 00:10:56,059
- We should have told you
377
00:10:54,039 --> 00:10:56,059
he was in the basement.
378
00:10:56,070 --> 00:10:58,039
- The Clantons turned him
379
00:10:56,070 --> 00:10:58,039
into that thing.
380
00:10:58,049 --> 00:10:59,269
And you said we'd fix him.
381
00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:00,289
- And from now on,
382
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,009
we're gonna talk more openly
383
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,009
about our problems.
384
00:11:03,019 --> 00:11:05,049
- Like Chicken-kicker?
385
00:11:05,059 --> 00:11:07,200
- Rachel. You promised!
386
00:11:05,059 --> 00:11:07,200
- I'm sorry!
387
00:11:07,210 --> 00:11:09,200
- Rachel. You swore!
388
00:11:07,210 --> 00:11:09,200
- Nicole, I'm sorry!
389
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:13,100
- You do not speak about that,
390
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:13,100
ever. Ever, Rachel!
391
00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:15,169
- I'm just...
392
00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:15,169
I'm just worked up.
393
00:11:15,179 --> 00:11:19,049
Okay, my never-BF turned into
394
00:11:15,179 --> 00:11:19,049
an invisible monster.
395
00:11:21,049 --> 00:11:24,220
For what it's worth, he seemed
396
00:11:21,049 --> 00:11:24,220
really weak when I let him out.
397
00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:26,250
Not a threat at all.
398
00:11:27,279 --> 00:11:29,129
But I'm still sorry.
399
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,169
- Hey.
400
00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:38,289
What are we listening to?
401
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,090
- A podcast about Gaga.
402
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,159
- What?
403
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,159
You sure you're not even bi?
404
00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:44,279
(chuckling)
405
00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:47,210
- You know,
406
00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:47,210
he'd forgive you too. Doc.
407
00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:49,279
If you just told him why.
408
00:11:53,210 --> 00:11:55,059
- Hey.
409
00:11:57,039 --> 00:11:59,080
(Jeremy exhaling): Do not start.
410
00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:01,090
I know my heels
411
00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:01,090
aren't touching the ground.
412
00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:03,090
- I was gonna mention
413
00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:03,090
the two stiffs.
414
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:05,110
- Oh. Yeah.
415
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,169
It was on me to drag
416
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,169
in the second body.
417
00:12:07,179 --> 00:12:09,159
I hurt my back.
418
00:12:07,179 --> 00:12:09,159
- Oh...
419
00:12:09,169 --> 00:12:13,110
- Number two here is
420
00:12:09,169 --> 00:12:13,110
trivia nights' latest winner.
421
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,019
- Niles!
422
00:12:16,029 --> 00:12:17,289
The butcher? Ugh!
423
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,240
He knew all the capital cities.
424
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,070
- He even got Dodoma!
425
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,149
(scoffing)
426
00:12:23,029 --> 00:12:25,029
- We should focus
427
00:12:23,029 --> 00:12:25,029
on other things.
428
00:12:25,039 --> 00:12:27,179
- Yeah.
429
00:12:25,039 --> 00:12:27,179
- Like, how did this happen?
430
00:12:27,190 --> 00:12:28,289
Did Doc?
431
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,240
- That's what I thought
432
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,240
at first, but...
433
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,120
look at this.
434
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,110
- Bite marks.
435
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,059
- Well, actually...
436
00:12:38,129 --> 00:12:40,250
- Those are too far apart
437
00:12:38,129 --> 00:12:40,250
to be teeth.
438
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:43,039
- That means our beautiful
439
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:43,039
cowboy is in the clear, but...
440
00:12:43,049 --> 00:12:45,240
Hey, what is going on
441
00:12:43,049 --> 00:12:45,240
with him and Wynonna anyway?
442
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,240
- Doc thinks that...
443
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,240
(sighing)
444
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:52,080
since Wynonna shot Holt,
445
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:52,080
she's off the chain.
446
00:12:52,090 --> 00:12:53,169
- Is she?
447
00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,090
- Huh.
448
00:12:57,259 --> 00:12:59,129
Does this seem light to you?
449
00:13:01,149 --> 00:13:03,110
- Yeah. Kinda.
450
00:13:08,259 --> 00:13:10,159
Whoa! Waverly!
451
00:13:11,149 --> 00:13:13,259
There's nothing obstructing it.
452
00:13:11,149 --> 00:13:13,259
- It's empty!
453
00:13:13,269 --> 00:13:14,289
(Jeremy): Whoa.
454
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,139
- No brains.
455
00:13:16,149 --> 00:13:18,009
- Try number one!
456
00:13:19,159 --> 00:13:20,240
(gasps)
457
00:13:21,049 --> 00:13:23,049
- Weirdly satisfying.
458
00:13:21,049 --> 00:13:23,049
- Yeah!
459
00:13:23,059 --> 00:13:26,059
- So what, it's a brain-stealing
460
00:13:23,059 --> 00:13:26,059
demon?
461
00:13:26,269 --> 00:13:29,070
Why would they want
462
00:13:26,269 --> 00:13:29,070
human brains?
463
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:32,179
- I don't know, as a souvenir,
464
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:32,179
or a trophy?
465
00:13:32,190 --> 00:13:35,039
Or something worse.
466
00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:41,070
- Mmm,
467
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:44,190
I can feel
468
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:44,190
the facts and numbers.
469
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,269
Mmm...
470
00:13:46,279 --> 00:13:49,029
- That the last brain, then?
471
00:13:49,039 --> 00:13:51,000
- Not by a shot long.
472
00:13:51,009 --> 00:13:52,149
- Long shot.
473
00:13:53,269 --> 00:13:55,259
- Is that the thing?
474
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,269
Not by a long shot.
475
00:13:57,279 --> 00:14:00,149
We're gonna need more brains.
476
00:14:00,159 --> 00:14:02,059
A lot more brains.
477
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:06,149
(coughing)
478
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,019
It's okay, I'm okay.
479
00:14:11,029 --> 00:14:14,120
Don't worry. Don't worry.
480
00:14:11,029 --> 00:14:14,120
(sighing)
481
00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:17,049
- Yeah, I wasn't.
482
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,019
tell me about
483
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,019
my least favourite murderer.
484
00:14:26,029 --> 00:14:28,149
(Jeremy): Okay, well,
485
00:14:26,029 --> 00:14:28,149
the unsub is a male,
486
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,279
mid-thirties, early forties.
487
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,279
(Waverly): Strong, because
488
00:14:30,289 --> 00:14:33,269
the victims don't have
489
00:14:30,289 --> 00:14:33,269
many defence wounds.
490
00:14:33,279 --> 00:14:36,080
He seems to have incapacitated
491
00:14:33,279 --> 00:14:36,080
them easily.
492
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,259
- We're sure it's not
493
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,259
a sexy vampire?
494
00:14:38,269 --> 00:14:41,049
- Can confirm.
495
00:14:38,269 --> 00:14:41,049
- Right.
496
00:14:41,059 --> 00:14:42,269
- The thing is,
497
00:14:41,059 --> 00:14:42,269
the murders aren't the goal.
498
00:14:42,279 --> 00:14:45,059
The brains are actually
499
00:14:42,279 --> 00:14:45,059
what the demon's after.
500
00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:46,200
- But...
501
00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:49,120
the weapon that caused
502
00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:49,120
these puncture marks
503
00:14:49,129 --> 00:14:50,230
might be painted.
504
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,289
Yeah, there's a turquoise
505
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,289
smudging left behind,
506
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000
which isn't very demonic.
507
00:14:55,009 --> 00:14:58,129
- Yeah, but the demon
508
00:14:55,009 --> 00:14:58,129
got the brains out
509
00:14:58,139 --> 00:15:00,100
without a trace
510
00:14:58,139 --> 00:15:00,100
of a wound, so...
511
00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:02,000
- Baby girl. It's a demon.
512
00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:03,159
What kind of human wants brains?
513
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,169
- Yeah. Thank you, Wynonna.
514
00:15:05,179 --> 00:15:09,080
(scoffing): Maybe a human
515
00:15:05,179 --> 00:15:09,080
with a fetish.
516
00:15:09,090 --> 00:15:13,090
Or a compulsive obsession
517
00:15:09,090 --> 00:15:13,090
with intelligence.
518
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,279
Like a lot of killers,
519
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:18,009
he's probably frustrated
520
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:18,009
at the way he's seen.
521
00:15:18,019 --> 00:15:20,009
In this case, with being seen
522
00:15:18,019 --> 00:15:20,009
as smart.
523
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,250
- Yeah, like you. Right now.
524
00:15:21,259 --> 00:15:24,029
- Save it for trivia,
525
00:15:21,259 --> 00:15:24,029
downward don't.
526
00:15:24,039 --> 00:15:26,129
- You save it for trivia,
527
00:15:24,039 --> 00:15:26,129
online degree.
528
00:15:26,139 --> 00:15:28,179
(Waverly and Wynonna gasp)
529
00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:31,169
- I am going to crush you!
530
00:15:31,179 --> 00:15:35,100
- Okay. Alright, so, see,
531
00:15:31,179 --> 00:15:35,100
see, what I think,
532
00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:37,169
as a smart also,
533
00:15:37,179 --> 00:15:39,169
my hunch about this guy is, uh,
534
00:15:39,179 --> 00:15:42,039
he's a mur... derer. Okay?
535
00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:46,019
So, so he's like a murder,
536
00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:46,019
he's a murder fan.
537
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,049
Who likes to--
538
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,049
(quacking)
539
00:15:49,039 --> 00:15:50,179
- I left my rubber ducky
540
00:15:49,039 --> 00:15:50,179
keychain
541
00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:52,230
at the sheriff's office.
542
00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:52,230
(quacking)
543
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,000
With a sign that says,
544
00:15:55,009 --> 00:15:57,070
"If you have an emergency,
545
00:15:55,009 --> 00:15:57,070
quack it."
546
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,259
- Lemme guess. Your neighbour
547
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,259
wore white after labour day.
548
00:16:02,269 --> 00:16:05,019
- No. This is serious.
549
00:16:02,269 --> 00:16:05,019
- Oh.
550
00:16:05,279 --> 00:16:07,059
Then what is it?
551
00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:09,070
- So, there's this couple,
552
00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:09,070
a guy and a girl.
553
00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,080
They were fighting.
554
00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:13,230
- Did he hit her?
555
00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:13,230
- No, but, I'm sure he has.
556
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,279
He just kept yelling at her
557
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,279
that he owned her.
558
00:16:15,289 --> 00:16:18,000
Like, "I own you, I own you!"
559
00:16:18,009 --> 00:16:19,279
And then, he threw her
560
00:16:18,009 --> 00:16:19,279
into his car.
561
00:16:19,289 --> 00:16:21,179
- God, that sounds awful.
562
00:16:19,289 --> 00:16:21,179
- Well, yeah, it was.
563
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:24,190
- Abusive relationship
564
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:24,190
trumps brain man. Let's go.
565
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,029
- Where was it?
566
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,029
- Oh well, they drove off.
567
00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:28,080
- Did you get a plate?
568
00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:28,080
- No,
569
00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:31,100
but he had, he had flames
570
00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:31,100
painted on the front of his car.
571
00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:32,200
Like really lame.
572
00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:34,259
- Nosy neighbours finally
573
00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:34,259
pay off.
574
00:16:34,269 --> 00:16:36,179
I've got the address here.
575
00:16:34,269 --> 00:16:36,179
(Waverly): Okay.
576
00:16:36,190 --> 00:16:37,259
- Alright, let's go.
577
00:16:37,269 --> 00:16:39,159
- Hey...
578
00:16:37,269 --> 00:16:39,159
(door opens)
579
00:16:39,169 --> 00:16:41,129
That's not all.
580
00:16:41,139 --> 00:16:42,039
- What is it?
581
00:16:42,049 --> 00:16:43,289
- I tried to break the fight up.
582
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,139
Told the guy to cool off.
583
00:16:45,149 --> 00:16:46,200
- Did he attack you?
584
00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:47,289
- Oh, worse.
585
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000
While he was dragging
586
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000
the girl to the car,
587
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,269
he turned to me and he said,
588
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,169
"I wish you would eat shit."
589
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,240
- Yeah, yeah that's
590
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,240
weird phrasing.
591
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:57,279
- Yeah.
592
00:16:59,009 --> 00:17:00,120
And then I went and ate shit.
593
00:17:01,169 --> 00:17:02,269
I don't even like shit.
594
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:12,119
- Well, we know
595
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:12,119
he has a small dick.
596
00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:14,079
- I probably dated him.
597
00:17:18,009 --> 00:17:19,250
Open up, it's the--
598
00:17:19,259 --> 00:17:21,000
- Earp Sisters!
599
00:17:21,009 --> 00:17:22,160
(chuckling in the house)
600
00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:27,289
- Uh, hi?
601
00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:29,170
- Something funny?
602
00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:31,119
- Yeah, I was...
603
00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:34,009
thinking about something funny
604
00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:34,009
I saw on the internet.
605
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:36,039
There's a guy, said something
606
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:36,039
funny and then...
607
00:17:36,049 --> 00:17:38,200
his friend said something
608
00:17:36,049 --> 00:17:38,200
funny back to him.
609
00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:40,099
- Yeah, I think I saw that one.
610
00:17:42,009 --> 00:17:44,019
- Doug? Doug Warner?
611
00:17:45,119 --> 00:17:47,190
- Used to be my name.
612
00:17:48,069 --> 00:17:48,250
- Used to?
613
00:17:48,259 --> 00:17:50,200
- Mmm...
614
00:17:48,259 --> 00:17:50,200
(clearing throat)
615
00:17:50,210 --> 00:17:52,019
- We're coming in.
616
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,039
(stammering): Your wish
617
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,039
is my command.
618
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,140
Any hail today?
619
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,259
- Uh, no.
620
00:18:01,269 --> 00:18:03,160
- Hail is not ice pellets.
621
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:04,160
A lot of people confuse them
622
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,269
but it's actually different
623
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,269
precipitations.
624
00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:09,099
Just the kind of stuff
625
00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:09,099
you pick up.
626
00:18:09,109 --> 00:18:10,180
(snapping his fingers)
627
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,059
Weather facts.
628
00:18:13,089 --> 00:18:14,049
- Neat.
629
00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:15,259
- Yeah, I got a lot of 'em.
630
00:18:15,269 --> 00:18:17,170
Don't get me started on sleet.
631
00:18:18,069 --> 00:18:19,210
You know, sleet actually
632
00:18:18,069 --> 00:18:19,210
goes east west.
633
00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:21,059
You know how rain is up down?
634
00:18:21,069 --> 00:18:23,200
Sleet is actually all dependent
635
00:18:21,069 --> 00:18:23,200
on the jet stream.
636
00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:26,160
It's a big stream of wind
637
00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:26,160
that flies through the...
638
00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:29,220
it's just a scam perpetrated
639
00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:29,220
by the post office, actually.
640
00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:31,039
(softly): Hey.
641
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,180
Are you doing okay?
642
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,220
- Just battling the trolls.
643
00:18:36,230 --> 00:18:38,269
(chuckling)
644
00:18:36,230 --> 00:18:38,269
- Listen.
645
00:18:38,279 --> 00:18:40,289
We're here to help.
646
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,210
We can get you out.
647
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:45,269
- Yeah, no you can't,
648
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:45,269
but... no big.
649
00:18:49,109 --> 00:18:51,220
- What're you eating there?
650
00:18:49,109 --> 00:18:51,220
What kind of sandwich is that?
651
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,099
- Brain.
652
00:18:53,109 --> 00:18:54,130
Cow.
653
00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:56,140
Girl meat sandwich.
654
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,200
All cows are girls.
655
00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:02,220
Boy cows are bulls.
656
00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:02,220
- I too graduated kindergarten.
657
00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:04,019
(banging on table)
658
00:19:04,029 --> 00:19:05,069
- You think I'm dumb?
659
00:19:05,079 --> 00:19:06,279
- I think you have
660
00:19:05,079 --> 00:19:06,279
brain on your chin.
661
00:19:06,289 --> 00:19:09,130
- I do? Did I get it?
662
00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:10,230
I used to be dumb,
663
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,289
but I'm actually getting
664
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,289
a lot smarter.
665
00:19:14,009 --> 00:19:15,140
- Would you say you have a...
666
00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:19,160
compulsive obsession
667
00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:19,160
with intelligence?
668
00:19:19,170 --> 00:19:20,109
- Ginny get in here!
669
00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:21,220
- Leave her the fuck alone,
670
00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:21,220
Doug.
671
00:19:21,230 --> 00:19:24,230
- It's not Doug.
672
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:27,059
My name is Kuru!
673
00:19:27,069 --> 00:19:30,170
(snorting): Honestly this guy.
674
00:19:27,069 --> 00:19:30,170
(Kuru): Ginny! Get here!
675
00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:32,099
(Wynonna): Waverly!
676
00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:32,099
He's our demon killer!
677
00:19:32,109 --> 00:19:34,029
- You, you don't have
678
00:19:32,109 --> 00:19:34,029
to do this, Ginny.
679
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:35,240
- 'Scuse me.
680
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,230
- Peacemaker's not glowing!
681
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,230
So he's kinda just a dude!
682
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:40,089
Human.
683
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:40,089
- I am the demon Kuru.
684
00:19:40,099 --> 00:19:42,019
- He's a human.
685
00:19:40,099 --> 00:19:42,019
(Kuru): Ginny.
686
00:19:43,109 --> 00:19:45,089
- No. She's not yours, buddy.
687
00:19:45,099 --> 00:19:47,109
- Just lemme go to him.
688
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,059
- Sweetheart, it's okay.
689
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,059
- What?
690
00:19:49,069 --> 00:19:51,039
(Waverly whispering)
691
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,259
(screaming)
692
00:19:53,269 --> 00:19:56,009
- You did not just
693
00:19:53,269 --> 00:19:56,009
throw brain at me!
694
00:19:56,019 --> 00:19:57,250
Argh!
695
00:19:56,019 --> 00:19:57,250
- I wish her to die.
696
00:19:57,259 --> 00:19:59,240
I wish her to die.
697
00:19:57,259 --> 00:19:59,240
I wish her to die.
698
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:01,289
- Then come to me.
699
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:01,289
Take my hand.
700
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,160
Ow! Watch the nails, girl. Ow!
701
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:08,059
- Why... Oh, come on!
702
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,039
(Waverly): Shit!
703
00:20:11,049 --> 00:20:13,099
- No way he jumped that fence.
704
00:20:13,109 --> 00:20:14,220
- Hey.
705
00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:17,160
Listen. We're gonna get you
706
00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:17,160
somewhere safe, okay?
707
00:20:18,089 --> 00:20:22,109
Well, I'm gonna go wash
708
00:20:18,089 --> 00:20:22,109
this brain off my shirt, but...
709
00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:24,240
Wynonna will.
710
00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:24,240
(Ginny): Cool...
711
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:28,009
Can't wait to be exactly
712
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:28,009
back here in a couple hours.
713
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,150
(clicking)
714
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,269
(Wynonna): Listen,
715
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,269
we wanna help you.
716
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:40,210
I've seen this before,
717
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:40,210
you're the victim.
718
00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:41,259
(sighing)
719
00:20:41,269 --> 00:20:44,069
Can you just put
720
00:20:41,269 --> 00:20:44,069
the phone down a sec?
721
00:20:44,079 --> 00:20:46,220
- Nah, I'm good.
722
00:20:44,079 --> 00:20:46,220
- Okay. I get it.
723
00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:51,150
I get it. I look like a cop.
724
00:20:52,019 --> 00:20:53,259
Well, I'm not.
725
00:20:53,269 --> 00:20:57,210
I've spent several New Year's
726
00:20:53,269 --> 00:20:57,210
Eveses in drunk tanks.
727
00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,279
You're safe with me.
728
00:20:58,289 --> 00:21:02,109
(whooshing)
729
00:20:58,289 --> 00:21:02,109
(Ginny): Oh shit.
730
00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:03,220
That's the gun that kills us!
731
00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:03,220
You're her?
732
00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:07,119
- Damn right. Hands up.
733
00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:07,119
- Girl, it's chill.
734
00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:10,099
Okay, I'm chill.
735
00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:10,099
- It's you.
736
00:21:10,109 --> 00:21:11,069
You did it, didn't you?
737
00:21:11,079 --> 00:21:14,099
- Yes, but it's not me,
738
00:21:11,079 --> 00:21:14,099
it's his wishes!
739
00:21:14,289 --> 00:21:16,079
- Wishes?
740
00:21:17,049 --> 00:21:18,279
- I'm a genie.
741
00:21:18,289 --> 00:21:21,150
Kuru's wish is my command.
742
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,029
And his wishes
743
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,029
are fucking nuts.
744
00:21:29,059 --> 00:21:30,259
- Okay. A genie?
745
00:21:30,269 --> 00:21:32,259
Did Doug find
746
00:21:30,269 --> 00:21:32,259
a lamp or something?
747
00:21:32,269 --> 00:21:35,190
- One flamboyant genie
748
00:21:32,269 --> 00:21:35,190
lives in a lamp,
749
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,250
now suddenly we all live
750
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,250
in lamps. Ugh.
751
00:21:37,259 --> 00:21:41,039
- Well, what about a trophy?
752
00:21:37,259 --> 00:21:41,039
We dusted a Marzaniok once.
753
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:42,119
- That's cute.
754
00:21:42,130 --> 00:21:44,180
No, I just needed a new master.
755
00:21:44,190 --> 00:21:46,240
- Master? Honey, no.
756
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:50,019
- Doug bumped into me
757
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:50,019
at the bar, and that was it.
758
00:21:50,029 --> 00:21:52,059
That's how it works.
759
00:21:52,069 --> 00:21:53,220
And now he calls the shots.
760
00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:55,230
- Not so fast.
761
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,210
Show her what you got.
762
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,210
- Oh, yeah.
763
00:21:58,269 --> 00:22:00,170
Your nails.
764
00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:04,059
Same colour as the wounds
765
00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:04,059
found on the murder victims.
766
00:22:04,069 --> 00:22:05,230
- Your nails poison them.
767
00:22:04,069 --> 00:22:05,230
- Yeah.
768
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,140
But only cause
769
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,140
he wished them to.
770
00:22:07,150 --> 00:22:08,269
- Why does he want you
771
00:22:07,150 --> 00:22:08,269
to kill them?
772
00:22:08,279 --> 00:22:10,170
- He wants to be the smartest
773
00:22:08,279 --> 00:22:10,170
guy in town
774
00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:12,210
so he makes me kill
775
00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:12,210
all the smartest people in town.
776
00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:16,150
I mean, usually keepers--
777
00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:16,150
- Keepers?
778
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,009
You need to stop.
779
00:22:18,019 --> 00:22:19,220
- Okay, well, usually
780
00:22:18,019 --> 00:22:19,220
they're all like,
781
00:22:19,230 --> 00:22:24,049
"I want guns for hands," or like
782
00:22:19,230 --> 00:22:24,049
a laser dick, but not Doug.
783
00:22:24,059 --> 00:22:26,210
- Why doesn't he just wish to be
784
00:22:24,059 --> 00:22:26,210
the smartest guy in town?
785
00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:28,269
- Because he's not smart.
786
00:22:28,279 --> 00:22:31,140
(Jeremy): Okay, look.
787
00:22:28,279 --> 00:22:31,140
He's already killed twice.
788
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,279
Three wishes.
789
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,279
That's all you get.
790
00:22:32,289 --> 00:22:34,240
- Dude wished
791
00:22:32,289 --> 00:22:34,240
for infinite wishes.
792
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:36,089
- Isn't that against
793
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:36,089
genie rules?
794
00:22:36,289 --> 00:22:39,210
- No.
795
00:22:36,289 --> 00:22:39,210
And don't be superstitious.
796
00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:41,289
Look. He has infinite wishes,
797
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,009
so no matter what
798
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,009
we talk about here,
799
00:22:44,019 --> 00:22:46,109
I'm still bound to keep
800
00:22:44,019 --> 00:22:46,109
makin' them all come true.
801
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:49,250
- Except... you won't.
802
00:22:49,259 --> 00:22:51,059
Because...
803
00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:54,259
when you say he bumped into you
804
00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:54,259
at the bar and became your--
805
00:22:54,269 --> 00:22:56,140
- Lord?
806
00:22:56,150 --> 00:22:58,069
- Yeah. None of the words
807
00:22:56,150 --> 00:22:58,069
you're using
808
00:22:58,079 --> 00:23:00,140
are working for me, okay?
809
00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:03,039
You meant literally
810
00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:03,039
bumped into you.
811
00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:04,180
'Cause when you were
812
00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:04,180
at the house,
813
00:23:04,190 --> 00:23:05,230
you kept reaching
814
00:23:04,190 --> 00:23:05,230
for each other.
815
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,150
He needs to be touching you
816
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,079
for his wish to come true.
817
00:23:09,089 --> 00:23:10,170
- Pretty much.
818
00:23:11,009 --> 00:23:12,059
Okay, totally much.
819
00:23:13,099 --> 00:23:14,230
- Nice.
820
00:23:13,099 --> 00:23:14,230
- Thanks.
821
00:23:15,049 --> 00:23:17,019
And I'm not leaving your side.
822
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:20,029
- Okay, well, I hope it works,
823
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:20,029
but he is my...
824
00:23:20,039 --> 00:23:23,019
- Don't say it!
825
00:23:20,039 --> 00:23:23,019
- He's mine, I'm his. Forever.
826
00:23:23,029 --> 00:23:25,160
- Did he wish to be immortal?
827
00:23:23,029 --> 00:23:25,160
- No. I can't do that.
828
00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:27,240
Or bring back people
829
00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:27,240
from the dead.
830
00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:29,180
- Can you at least pretend
831
00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:29,180
you watched Aladdin?
832
00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:31,230
(lip smacking, scoffing)
833
00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:31,230
- I'm stuck with brain-eater
834
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,000
till he croaks.
835
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,000
- Uh. Which reminds me,
836
00:23:34,009 --> 00:23:35,200
Wynonna, I need
837
00:23:34,009 --> 00:23:35,200
to show you something.
838
00:23:39,019 --> 00:23:43,180
- Okay. Solid convo, but can
839
00:23:39,019 --> 00:23:43,180
I get my phone back now?
840
00:23:45,109 --> 00:23:48,009
I need to see if my tweet's
841
00:23:45,109 --> 00:23:48,009
doing numbers.
842
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,009
- Are you gonna make me watch
843
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,009
Aladdin?
844
00:23:51,019 --> 00:23:53,190
- I-I was researching obscure
845
00:23:51,019 --> 00:23:53,190
diseases for trivia night
846
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,289
when I came across "Kuru,"
847
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,190
the name that Doug
848
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,190
wants to be called.
849
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,220
It's a condition
850
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,220
that some cannibals get
851
00:23:58,230 --> 00:23:59,200
when they eat human brains.
852
00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:02,240
- Like Mad Cow Disease?
853
00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:02,240
- Yes, exactly.
854
00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:05,089
I think that Doug
855
00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:05,089
ate human brain,
856
00:24:05,099 --> 00:24:06,160
got sick, googled it,
857
00:24:06,170 --> 00:24:09,019
and started calling himself
858
00:24:06,170 --> 00:24:09,019
by the name of that sickness.
859
00:24:09,029 --> 00:24:11,240
- Okay. Well, he's not exactly
860
00:24:09,029 --> 00:24:11,240
the best of us.
861
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,150
Which is why I'm not leaving
862
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,150
here till he's caught.
863
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,099
- Yes! Great idea.
864
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,099
You stay here.
865
00:24:15,109 --> 00:24:17,220
I go to trivia night.
866
00:24:15,109 --> 00:24:17,220
- No, Jeremy!
867
00:24:17,230 --> 00:24:18,279
We need to find a killer.
868
00:24:18,289 --> 00:24:20,170
There will be other
869
00:24:18,289 --> 00:24:20,170
trivia nights.
870
00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:23,170
- No, no, no! Tonight is
871
00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:23,170
the finals! It's critical.
872
00:24:24,180 --> 00:24:26,039
- Jeremy.
873
00:24:27,109 --> 00:24:29,150
It's your beautiful brain.
874
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,220
- What?
875
00:24:31,089 --> 00:24:33,049
- Trivia night!
876
00:24:34,029 --> 00:24:36,240
Ginny said he wants to find
877
00:24:34,029 --> 00:24:36,240
the smartest people
878
00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:39,089
so he can
879
00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:39,089
eat their brains!
880
00:24:39,099 --> 00:24:40,160
Your brain!
881
00:24:40,170 --> 00:24:42,019
- That's nuts.
882
00:24:40,170 --> 00:24:42,019
- It is,
883
00:24:42,029 --> 00:24:44,109
because random trivia's
884
00:24:42,029 --> 00:24:44,109
obviously not
885
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:45,250
an accurate way to judge
886
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:45,250
intelligence
887
00:24:45,259 --> 00:24:47,009
otherwise I'd still be in it.
888
00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:49,190
- Well...
889
00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:49,190
- 100% coo-coo for Kuru Puffs!
890
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,230
- Okay, okay. So that is why
891
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,230
we're all so obsessed.
892
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,170
- Yes. And why I'm not.
893
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,170
Anymore.
894
00:24:54,180 --> 00:24:56,119
- It has nothing to do
895
00:24:54,180 --> 00:24:56,119
with you losing?
896
00:24:56,130 --> 00:24:58,230
- No. It's the wish.
897
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:01,009
- Okay. Yeah, no.
898
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:01,009
That-that makes sense
899
00:25:01,019 --> 00:25:04,000
in a that-makes-no-sense
900
00:25:01,019 --> 00:25:04,000
kinda way.
901
00:25:04,009 --> 00:25:06,210
Great, okay, if you are
902
00:25:04,009 --> 00:25:06,210
good to guard the genie,
903
00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:09,220
then me, Waverly, Nicole and Doc
904
00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:09,220
can go to trivia night
905
00:25:09,230 --> 00:25:11,099
and take Kuru-Doug down.
906
00:25:09,230 --> 00:25:11,099
- Cool.
907
00:25:11,109 --> 00:25:12,150
It shouldn't be hard.
908
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,160
Without his genie he'll just be
909
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,160
a normal numpty. Okay.
910
00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:17,019
I'm gonna call Waverly
911
00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:17,019
and tell her the plan.
912
00:25:17,029 --> 00:25:18,019
You call Doc.
913
00:25:18,029 --> 00:25:19,160
- Okay.
914
00:25:19,170 --> 00:25:20,259
- Okay, so it's a wish.
915
00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:23,180
And the guy will be at trivia
916
00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:23,180
and then we'll do a takedown?
917
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,059
- The way you say "takedown"...
918
00:25:26,069 --> 00:25:29,089
I can feel your sheriff
919
00:25:26,069 --> 00:25:29,089
senses tingling.
920
00:25:29,099 --> 00:25:32,039
You loved your job.
921
00:25:29,099 --> 00:25:32,039
- Well, now I love trivia.
922
00:25:32,049 --> 00:25:33,069
And you.
923
00:25:33,079 --> 00:25:34,230
In that order.
924
00:25:35,230 --> 00:25:38,000
God, what an awful wish!
925
00:25:38,009 --> 00:25:39,230
- Don't change the subject.
926
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,079
- Hey, maybe you should try
927
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,079
club soda on your...
928
00:25:42,089 --> 00:25:44,039
(breathing heavily)
929
00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:46,180
- Hey.
930
00:25:46,190 --> 00:25:48,089
(sighing)
931
00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:50,180
- I'd lost everything.
932
00:25:50,190 --> 00:25:53,000
The woman I love, my friends.
933
00:25:54,089 --> 00:25:56,099
Then I lost the election.
934
00:25:56,109 --> 00:25:57,210
To Holt.
935
00:25:58,250 --> 00:26:02,210
It was the last straw,
936
00:25:58,250 --> 00:26:02,210
so I did something.
937
00:26:02,220 --> 00:26:04,289
- Is this a froggy thing again?
938
00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:09,039
- Now everybody
939
00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:09,039
in Purgatory hates me.
940
00:26:10,049 --> 00:26:11,059
- So?
941
00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:14,259
Everyone hates Wynonna,
942
00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:14,259
and she still Wynonnas.
943
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,259
I'm sure it's fine.
944
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,259
- It's not.
945
00:26:19,289 --> 00:26:21,009
- Look.
946
00:26:22,059 --> 00:26:23,259
Brain stain aside,
947
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,099
we're so close to being happy.
948
00:26:28,069 --> 00:26:31,049
I never want you to blunt
949
00:26:28,069 --> 00:26:31,049
your ambition.
950
00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:36,230
It's one of the things
951
00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:36,230
that makes you... you.
952
00:26:39,049 --> 00:26:41,029
I got you back.
953
00:26:41,039 --> 00:26:42,250
That's my happy.
954
00:26:53,009 --> 00:26:54,259
- He's gonna come get me.
955
00:26:56,019 --> 00:26:57,150
- Maybe you should just relax.
956
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,109
- Genies don't relax.
957
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,269
Okay? I'd have to have my own
958
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,269
needs and desires for that,
959
00:27:01,279 --> 00:27:05,059
rather than just
960
00:27:01,279 --> 00:27:05,059
fulfill wishes.
961
00:27:05,069 --> 00:27:06,220
- You killed people.
962
00:27:06,230 --> 00:27:08,109
- Doug killed people.
963
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:10,279
I did my job.
964
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:10,279
- Right.
965
00:27:10,289 --> 00:27:14,029
Genies don't kill people.
966
00:27:10,289 --> 00:27:14,029
People with genies kill people.
967
00:27:14,039 --> 00:27:15,029
- Facts.
968
00:27:15,039 --> 00:27:17,099
- Well, maybe don't pick
969
00:27:15,039 --> 00:27:17,099
an asshole next time.
970
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,220
You saying I have
971
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,220
bad taste in men?
972
00:27:24,109 --> 00:27:26,160
- I get the bad boy thing.
973
00:27:24,109 --> 00:27:26,160
(chuckling)
974
00:27:26,170 --> 00:27:28,039
- Doug?
975
00:27:28,049 --> 00:27:31,059
Ew. No, he's just my--
976
00:27:28,049 --> 00:27:31,059
- Bah!
977
00:27:31,069 --> 00:27:34,029
Uh... he's my
978
00:27:31,069 --> 00:27:34,029
"wish-getting guy."
979
00:27:34,039 --> 00:27:37,029
- Thank you.
980
00:27:34,039 --> 00:27:37,029
- It's not romantic.
981
00:27:38,109 --> 00:27:43,170
Even when they are cute,
982
00:27:38,109 --> 00:27:43,170
they're all Kuru in the end.
983
00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:45,039
- I'd retweet that.
984
00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:48,200
(Rachel): What's the capital
985
00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:48,200
of Tanzania?
986
00:27:48,210 --> 00:27:50,099
(Jeremy): Ah! Dodoma!
987
00:27:52,259 --> 00:27:54,170
- I could help with those
988
00:27:52,259 --> 00:27:54,170
butterflies
989
00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:57,019
if you just told me.
990
00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:57,019
- Never.
991
00:27:57,029 --> 00:28:00,029
Oh, my God, why am I here,
992
00:27:57,029 --> 00:28:00,029
why am I here?
993
00:28:00,039 --> 00:28:01,109
Why am I...
994
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:04,069
- You're here because
995
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:04,069
we want to decide
996
00:28:04,079 --> 00:28:06,210
who has Purgatory's
997
00:28:04,079 --> 00:28:06,210
tastiest brain.
998
00:28:06,220 --> 00:28:07,289
- Right, yeah.
999
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,069
- And so does the killer.
1000
00:28:09,079 --> 00:28:13,059
And when he comes,
1001
00:28:09,079 --> 00:28:13,059
we'll take him down.
1002
00:28:14,220 --> 00:28:18,029
- Wow. Chicken-kicker
1003
00:28:14,220 --> 00:28:18,029
shows her face.
1004
00:28:18,039 --> 00:28:19,150
- What did you just call her?
1005
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,210
(clucking)
1006
00:28:21,220 --> 00:28:24,240
(all clucking)
1007
00:28:26,170 --> 00:28:28,240
- Alright, settle down.
1008
00:28:29,130 --> 00:28:30,230
- Come on.
1009
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,130
- Start your brain engines,
1010
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,130
folks.
1011
00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:33,140
Take your seats.
1012
00:28:33,150 --> 00:28:35,230
- Nope. I am taking no seats.
1013
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,240
- Nicole! Wait!
1014
00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:41,000
I mean... I can't go with you,
1015
00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:41,000
but I love you!
1016
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,140
(Jeremy exhales)
1017
00:28:45,269 --> 00:28:47,190
(whooshing)
1018
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,190
- Ow!
1019
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,140
Argh! Great. Kuru's wish
1020
00:28:50,150 --> 00:28:53,130
means I literally
1021
00:28:50,150 --> 00:28:53,130
can't leave trivia night.
1022
00:28:53,140 --> 00:28:55,069
You've got to be kidding me.
1023
00:28:58,019 --> 00:28:59,289
At least there's no Reaper
1024
00:28:58,019 --> 00:28:59,289
anymore.
1025
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,190
(Nedley): Alright folks!
1026
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,230
Now, seeing as how
1027
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,230
this is sudden death,
1028
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,140
you buzz in with
1029
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,140
one wrong answer
1030
00:29:06,150 --> 00:29:08,190
and that's all she wrote
1031
00:29:06,150 --> 00:29:08,190
for you, you're done.
1032
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,180
You dig?
1033
00:29:10,190 --> 00:29:12,099
Finalists?
1034
00:29:12,109 --> 00:29:14,000
- You made it to the end?
1035
00:29:14,009 --> 00:29:16,049
- Oh, I don't sleep, Earp.
1036
00:29:14,009 --> 00:29:16,049
- Okay, remember guys,
1037
00:29:16,059 --> 00:29:17,200
we're here
1038
00:29:16,059 --> 00:29:17,200
to catch a killer.
1039
00:29:17,210 --> 00:29:20,099
- After I best you
1040
00:29:17,210 --> 00:29:20,099
at Pop Culture 101.
1041
00:29:20,109 --> 00:29:21,250
- As if, Oldie Hawn.
1042
00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:23,200
Also, I love you.
1043
00:29:23,210 --> 00:29:25,170
(Nedley): Question number one.
1044
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,019
This famous songstress
1045
00:29:27,029 --> 00:29:29,079
is the youngest of 14 siblings.
1046
00:29:29,089 --> 00:29:31,200
(dinging)
1047
00:29:29,089 --> 00:29:31,200
(all three): Celine!
1048
00:29:31,210 --> 00:29:32,279
(Jeremy groaning)
1049
00:29:32,289 --> 00:29:34,099
- Looks like a fun night
1050
00:29:32,289 --> 00:29:34,099
ahead of us.
1051
00:29:34,109 --> 00:29:36,000
That one's a draw.
1052
00:29:34,109 --> 00:29:36,000
Question number two.
1053
00:29:36,009 --> 00:29:37,150
(ding)
1054
00:29:36,009 --> 00:29:37,150
- Turkmenistan!
1055
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,259
(ding)
1056
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,259
- Für Elise!
1057
00:29:38,269 --> 00:29:42,009
(ding)
1058
00:29:38,269 --> 00:29:42,009
- Kristy Yamaguchi!
1059
00:29:42,019 --> 00:29:44,049
- Correct. Next question.
1060
00:29:44,059 --> 00:29:46,009
- Ah! The archangel Gabriel.
1061
00:29:46,019 --> 00:29:47,240
- Gah! That should've been mine!
1062
00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:51,160
I'm the... one who read
1063
00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:51,160
Paradise Lost.
1064
00:29:51,170 --> 00:29:52,289
- Next question.
1065
00:29:51,170 --> 00:29:52,289
- Dunkeroos!
1066
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,160
- Quaaludes!
1067
00:29:54,170 --> 00:29:55,210
- Armie Hammer.
1068
00:29:55,220 --> 00:29:56,210
- Correct.
1069
00:29:56,220 --> 00:29:57,259
- Ooh! The planet Ork!
1070
00:29:57,269 --> 00:29:59,250
- The Republic of Djibouti!
1071
00:29:59,259 --> 00:30:03,130
- Justin, Joey, Chris,
1072
00:29:59,259 --> 00:30:03,130
JC and Lance.
1073
00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:07,009
(chuckling): Correct.
1074
00:30:07,019 --> 00:30:08,160
- Boron!
1075
00:30:07,019 --> 00:30:08,160
- No!
1076
00:30:08,170 --> 00:30:10,059
I'm the science guy!
1077
00:30:10,069 --> 00:30:11,259
- Jack Ruby.
1078
00:30:11,269 --> 00:30:13,269
Oswald, he was a patsy.
1079
00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:14,269
- You are correct.
1080
00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:15,269
(dinging)
1081
00:30:15,279 --> 00:30:17,160
Correct.
1082
00:30:15,279 --> 00:30:17,160
(dinging)
1083
00:30:17,170 --> 00:30:18,119
Correct.
1084
00:30:17,170 --> 00:30:18,119
(ding)
1085
00:30:18,130 --> 00:30:19,079
Correct.
1086
00:30:19,089 --> 00:30:20,109
Correct.
1087
00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:21,259
Correct.
1088
00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:21,259
- Yes!
1089
00:30:21,269 --> 00:30:23,049
(Jeremy sighs)
1090
00:30:23,059 --> 00:30:25,049
- Okay, here's one
1091
00:30:23,059 --> 00:30:25,049
for the cowboys.
1092
00:30:25,059 --> 00:30:27,089
Now known as
1093
00:30:25,059 --> 00:30:27,089
the "dead man's hand,"
1094
00:30:27,099 --> 00:30:30,049
what combination of cards
1095
00:30:27,099 --> 00:30:30,049
was Wild Bill Hickock holding
1096
00:30:30,059 --> 00:30:32,049
when he was shot in the back?
1097
00:30:30,059 --> 00:30:32,049
- Ugh!
1098
00:30:32,059 --> 00:30:34,049
(ding)
1099
00:30:32,059 --> 00:30:34,049
Mr. Holliday.
1100
00:30:34,059 --> 00:30:36,059
- William had himself
1101
00:30:34,059 --> 00:30:36,059
a deuce and a seven,
1102
00:30:36,069 --> 00:30:38,269
which is a death
1103
00:30:36,069 --> 00:30:38,269
unto itself.
1104
00:30:38,279 --> 00:30:40,220
- Dead man's hand is a pair
1105
00:30:38,279 --> 00:30:40,220
of aces and eights.
1106
00:30:40,230 --> 00:30:43,069
- Uh, yeah, that is not
1107
00:30:40,230 --> 00:30:43,069
what he had.
1108
00:30:43,079 --> 00:30:45,210
I was there.
1109
00:30:43,079 --> 00:30:45,210
(Jeremy scoffs)
1110
00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:47,059
- Did he just say he was there?
1111
00:30:47,069 --> 00:30:50,079
- Yeah, wow, you really need
1112
00:30:47,069 --> 00:30:50,079
another mint, Bradley.
1113
00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:53,009
- Sorry Doc, but you're out.
1114
00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:54,259
- This is an outrage,
1115
00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:56,220
I must remain in this battle
1116
00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:56,220
and prove that
1117
00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:59,099
it is I that has
1118
00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:59,099
the ideal brain.
1119
00:31:00,019 --> 00:31:02,079
Wait. Why is it still just us?
1120
00:31:02,089 --> 00:31:03,289
Where is the man
1121
00:31:02,089 --> 00:31:03,289
that calls himself Kuru?
1122
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,140
- Boo! Down in front!
1123
00:31:06,150 --> 00:31:08,039
Boo!
1124
00:31:06,150 --> 00:31:08,039
- Move it along.
1125
00:31:08,049 --> 00:31:09,079
- You're still my favourite,
1126
00:31:08,049 --> 00:31:09,079
boo.
1127
00:31:09,089 --> 00:31:13,049
- Okay, wait. So, now,
1128
00:31:09,089 --> 00:31:13,049
he's the vampire demon leader?
1129
00:31:13,059 --> 00:31:15,089
- I know, it's messed up.
1130
00:31:15,099 --> 00:31:16,230
(chuckling)
1131
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:19,289
- Well, I can tell you,
1132
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:19,289
love messed up.
1133
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,269
At least I know my keeper.
1134
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:24,140
- Hey. Stop saying that word!
1135
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:24,140
- Why?
1136
00:31:24,150 --> 00:31:26,089
- Because it's got
1137
00:31:24,150 --> 00:31:26,089
horrible connotations.
1138
00:31:26,099 --> 00:31:29,130
- That's the reality
1139
00:31:26,099 --> 00:31:29,130
for some of us.
1140
00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:31,000
Both of us.
1141
00:31:31,009 --> 00:31:33,009
- I still have the gun
1142
00:31:31,009 --> 00:31:33,009
that can kill you.
1143
00:31:33,019 --> 00:31:36,089
- Or does it have you, honey?
1144
00:31:33,019 --> 00:31:36,089
(chuckling)
1145
00:31:36,099 --> 00:31:38,089
(ringtone, Ginny gasps)
1146
00:31:38,099 --> 00:31:44,190
Okay, please. Can I just quickly
1147
00:31:38,099 --> 00:31:44,190
just peek at my notifications?
1148
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,180
Please?
1149
00:31:45,190 --> 00:31:47,069
Please.
1150
00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:50,049
- Just don't text Doug.
1151
00:31:50,059 --> 00:31:51,240
Ghost him till he dies.
1152
00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:53,079
- I'm worse than a ghost.
1153
00:31:53,230 --> 00:31:56,000
- Ugh.
1154
00:31:53,230 --> 00:31:56,000
(Ginny sighs)
1155
00:31:56,009 --> 00:31:59,130
Ugh... he wished he could
1156
00:31:56,009 --> 00:31:59,130
walk through walls.
1157
00:31:59,140 --> 00:32:01,190
- I wish Wynonna would open
1158
00:31:59,140 --> 00:32:01,190
the cell.
1159
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,220
(whooshing, Wynonna moans)
1160
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:10,000
(clanging)
1161
00:32:10,009 --> 00:32:11,210
- Why aren't you
1162
00:32:10,009 --> 00:32:11,210
at trivia night?
1163
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,170
- Back at the house,
1164
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,170
I realized...
1165
00:32:15,180 --> 00:32:17,009
street brains.
1166
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,210
- You mean street smarts?
1167
00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:22,079
(snorting)
1168
00:32:22,089 --> 00:32:26,069
- Street brains
1169
00:32:22,089 --> 00:32:26,069
are brains that I want too.
1170
00:32:27,059 --> 00:32:30,230
That's what you have. So, you.
1171
00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:34,059
- Ugh.
1172
00:32:34,069 --> 00:32:36,220
- I wish for her to say
1173
00:32:34,069 --> 00:32:36,220
bye-bye to her brain.
1174
00:32:37,190 --> 00:32:39,069
(whooshing)
1175
00:32:40,220 --> 00:32:42,119
- Bye-bye, brain.
1176
00:32:47,079 --> 00:32:48,210
which means he's heading
1177
00:32:47,079 --> 00:32:48,210
for his genie,
1178
00:32:48,220 --> 00:32:49,210
putting Wynonna in danger.
1179
00:32:49,220 --> 00:32:51,250
- Yes, okay, yeah, you're right.
1180
00:32:49,220 --> 00:32:51,250
You're right!
1181
00:32:51,259 --> 00:32:53,200
- Yeah. We have to help her.
1182
00:32:51,259 --> 00:32:53,200
(Nedley): Alright,
1183
00:32:53,210 --> 00:32:54,220
we've done the final
1184
00:32:53,210 --> 00:32:54,220
calculations,
1185
00:32:54,230 --> 00:32:55,289
and it turns out it's a dead tie
1186
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,190
between Waverly Earp
1187
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,190
and Jeremy Chetri.
1188
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,269
Come on up here for
1189
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,269
a sudden-death playoff round.
1190
00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:04,130
(Jeremy, panting): I am
1191
00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:04,130
so sorry, Doc, I can't help it!
1192
00:33:04,140 --> 00:33:05,230
- Neither can I.
1193
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,140
- If I have to do this alone
1194
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,140
then I will!
1195
00:33:08,150 --> 00:33:09,150
- One question at a time,
1196
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,000
five seconds to answer.
1197
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,000
- Okay.
1198
00:33:11,150 --> 00:33:13,200
(whooshing)
1199
00:33:14,130 --> 00:33:17,150
- Dammit.
1200
00:33:14,130 --> 00:33:17,150
I simply cannot miss trivia.
1201
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,150
Literally. We cannot waste
1202
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,150
another moment.
1203
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,009
One of you must lose,
1204
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,009
and posthaste.
1205
00:33:22,019 --> 00:33:25,220
- Well, she's your sister!
1206
00:33:22,019 --> 00:33:25,220
- Uh! You're found family!
1207
00:33:25,230 --> 00:33:27,170
You chose her. You lose.
1208
00:33:27,180 --> 00:33:28,279
- Snap out of it!
1209
00:33:28,289 --> 00:33:30,180
(all): We can't!
1210
00:33:31,099 --> 00:33:33,059
- If we have no other choice.
1211
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,049
- I wish she would lie
1212
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,049
on the gurney.
1213
00:33:36,059 --> 00:33:37,259
(whooshing)
1214
00:33:39,190 --> 00:33:41,250
(Wynonna grunts and pants)
1215
00:33:41,259 --> 00:33:43,009
(Kuru chuckling, coughing)
1216
00:33:43,019 --> 00:33:45,039
(Ginny): I guess I know
1217
00:33:43,019 --> 00:33:45,039
what's next.
1218
00:33:45,049 --> 00:33:49,190
- What's that?
1219
00:33:45,049 --> 00:33:49,190
- You get me to finish the job.
1220
00:33:50,170 --> 00:33:51,269
Mm-hmm.
1221
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,250
- Fine!
1222
00:33:57,099 --> 00:33:59,099
I wish for a knife.
1223
00:33:57,099 --> 00:33:59,099
(Wynonna): Doug.
1224
00:33:59,109 --> 00:34:00,230
- Kuru!
1225
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,190
I am the demon Kuru.
1226
00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:06,230
I will be removing this brain...
1227
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,280
(Wynonna whimpering)
1228
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,280
...myself.
1229
00:34:08,289 --> 00:34:10,260
(sinister music)
1230
00:34:11,170 --> 00:34:13,170
- Doc! Hey, what's going
1231
00:34:11,170 --> 00:34:13,170
on up there?
1232
00:34:13,179 --> 00:34:15,219
- Jeremy and Waverly
1233
00:34:13,179 --> 00:34:15,219
are caught in a stalemate.
1234
00:34:15,230 --> 00:34:17,289
And I believe Wynonna
1235
00:34:15,230 --> 00:34:17,289
to be in grave danger.
1236
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,170
- So I take it you're stuck
1237
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,170
here too?
1238
00:34:19,179 --> 00:34:22,030
- Well, I suppose we all are
1239
00:34:19,179 --> 00:34:22,030
until trivia ends,
1240
00:34:22,039 --> 00:34:24,170
when one of them
1241
00:34:22,039 --> 00:34:24,170
answers incorrectly.
1242
00:34:24,179 --> 00:34:25,289
- Or doesn't answer at all.
1243
00:34:28,179 --> 00:34:30,099
We'll need a distraction.
1244
00:34:32,219 --> 00:34:34,090
We need Chicken-kicker.
1245
00:34:36,119 --> 00:34:38,000
- Okay. Next question.
1246
00:34:38,010 --> 00:34:40,239
According to Greek mythology...
1247
00:34:38,010 --> 00:34:40,239
- Hey. Phone. Now.
1248
00:34:40,250 --> 00:34:42,289
- Oh, please don't check
1249
00:34:40,250 --> 00:34:42,289
my browser history.
1250
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,110
- Okay, we'll talk
1251
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,110
about that later.
1252
00:34:45,119 --> 00:34:47,230
Rachel, I need the video.
1253
00:34:45,119 --> 00:34:47,230
- What video?
1254
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:50,110
- The video. Chicken-kicker.
1255
00:34:50,119 --> 00:34:52,059
- I deleted it.
1256
00:34:50,119 --> 00:34:52,059
I respect the ban.
1257
00:34:52,070 --> 00:34:54,199
- No one in their right mind
1258
00:34:52,070 --> 00:34:54,199
would delete that video.
1259
00:34:56,059 --> 00:34:58,050
- It's in a folder marked
1260
00:34:56,059 --> 00:34:58,050
"Tax Stuff."
1261
00:34:59,130 --> 00:35:00,280
- Clever girl.
1262
00:35:00,289 --> 00:35:04,059
Okay, I just need to find
1263
00:35:00,289 --> 00:35:04,059
the Bluetooth.
1264
00:35:04,070 --> 00:35:05,130
(Nedley): Waverly Earp.
1265
00:35:05,139 --> 00:35:09,280
A tribe in Papua New Guinea
1266
00:35:05,139 --> 00:35:09,280
is affected by this condition
1267
00:35:09,289 --> 00:35:12,179
when eating brain.
1268
00:35:09,289 --> 00:35:12,179
- Oh!
1269
00:35:12,190 --> 00:35:14,269
- Goodbye, self-respect.
1270
00:35:15,170 --> 00:35:17,030
(Nicole in video): Hello.
1271
00:35:17,039 --> 00:35:21,030
You losers didn't vote for me
1272
00:35:17,039 --> 00:35:21,030
for Sheriff,
1273
00:35:21,039 --> 00:35:22,000
but I stayed!
1274
00:35:22,010 --> 00:35:25,039
(slurring): I'm the one
1275
00:35:22,010 --> 00:35:25,039
who stayed!
1276
00:35:25,050 --> 00:35:29,099
And now you just wanna stuff
1277
00:35:25,050 --> 00:35:29,099
your dumb faces
1278
00:35:29,110 --> 00:35:30,110
while celebrating Holt?!
1279
00:35:30,119 --> 00:35:31,239
- Waverly, do you have
1280
00:35:30,119 --> 00:35:31,239
an answer?
1281
00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:36,119
- Well, fuck your votes,
1282
00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:36,119
fuck your dinner!
1283
00:35:36,130 --> 00:35:39,019
And fuck this chicken!
1284
00:35:39,030 --> 00:35:41,179
(screaming)
1285
00:35:39,030 --> 00:35:41,179
(bar patrons laughing)
1286
00:35:41,190 --> 00:35:42,210
(Nedley): Your chance to win
1287
00:35:41,190 --> 00:35:42,210
the tournament.
1288
00:35:42,219 --> 00:35:44,179
- Kuru!
1289
00:35:44,190 --> 00:35:45,289
Kuru!
1290
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,289
(Nedley): Yes! Jeremy Chetri,
1291
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,090
you have the biggest,
1292
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,090
tastiest brain in Purgatory!
1293
00:35:51,099 --> 00:35:52,190
- Yeah!
1294
00:35:52,199 --> 00:35:54,099
(magical chiming)
1295
00:35:57,289 --> 00:35:59,010
What?
1296
00:35:59,019 --> 00:36:01,130
- I'm sorry, I'm sure
1297
00:35:59,019 --> 00:36:01,130
your brain tastes terrible.
1298
00:36:03,150 --> 00:36:05,019
- Praise be.
1299
00:36:06,010 --> 00:36:08,130
- Ginny! Ginny,
1300
00:36:06,010 --> 00:36:08,130
get Peacemaker! Help!
1301
00:36:08,139 --> 00:36:09,199
- I can't do shit.
1302
00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:11,130
(screaming)
1303
00:36:11,139 --> 00:36:13,030
(Kuru moaning)
1304
00:36:11,139 --> 00:36:13,030
Help!
1305
00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:14,269
- And I need a more
1306
00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:14,269
Zen atmosphere.
1307
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,130
- I wish for her
1308
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,130
to stop screaming.
1309
00:36:16,139 --> 00:36:17,250
(sceaming stops)
1310
00:36:19,099 --> 00:36:20,289
(exhaling)
1311
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,150
You know, I don't feel so good.
1312
00:36:23,010 --> 00:36:24,199
I wish for a bigger knife.
1313
00:36:24,210 --> 00:36:26,110
- Sure, that's
1314
00:36:24,210 --> 00:36:26,110
what's stopping you.
1315
00:36:26,119 --> 00:36:28,050
- I am Kuru!
1316
00:36:28,059 --> 00:36:30,199
I am Kuru,
1317
00:36:28,059 --> 00:36:30,199
and I can be strong too.
1318
00:36:30,210 --> 00:36:31,210
(whimpering)
1319
00:36:31,219 --> 00:36:33,099
I can be st...
1320
00:36:31,219 --> 00:36:33,099
(gagging)
1321
00:36:33,110 --> 00:36:34,210
(gagging)
1322
00:36:34,219 --> 00:36:36,280
- Okay. Just come to me
1323
00:36:34,219 --> 00:36:36,280
and I'll take care of it.
1324
00:36:36,289 --> 00:36:38,280
- I need street brains.
1325
00:36:39,119 --> 00:36:40,170
I wish...
1326
00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:44,000
- I tried Wynonna,
1327
00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:44,000
but it is what it is.
1328
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:46,250
(thudding)
1329
00:36:48,230 --> 00:36:51,250
- Whoa! What the hell! Ah!
1330
00:36:48,230 --> 00:36:51,250
(breathing heavily)
1331
00:36:51,260 --> 00:36:53,000
- He's dead, Wynonna.
1332
00:36:53,010 --> 00:36:57,079
- Were you gonna let him cut me?
1333
00:36:53,010 --> 00:36:57,079
- Uh, I was killing time.
1334
00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:59,010
His cannibal brain's been
1335
00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:59,010
rotting for weeks.
1336
00:36:59,019 --> 00:37:01,260
It was obv he was
1337
00:36:59,019 --> 00:37:01,260
about to kick it, so...
1338
00:37:03,150 --> 00:37:05,230
- Sup, Doc. Where ya been?
1339
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:07,070
- You alright?
1340
00:37:07,079 --> 00:37:09,050
- It's all Kuru, baby.
1341
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,159
So, who had the tastiest brain?
1342
00:37:11,170 --> 00:37:13,039
- So this is yours?
1343
00:37:14,079 --> 00:37:16,130
Hey... I'm Ginny.
1344
00:37:26,230 --> 00:37:28,130
- I'm good.
1345
00:37:26,230 --> 00:37:28,130
- Nah, seriously,
1346
00:37:28,139 --> 00:37:30,239
you should try it on.
1347
00:37:28,139 --> 00:37:30,239
- Nah.
1348
00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:33,090
- I don't have to sit here
1349
00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:33,090
if you don't want me to.
1350
00:37:33,099 --> 00:37:34,199
- And miss my opportunity
1351
00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:36,239
to speak with
1352
00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:36,239
the Chicken-kicker herself?
1353
00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:38,119
(laughing): Okay, well,
1354
00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:40,230
anything that you want to know
1355
00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:40,230
on chicken kicking,
1356
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:42,219
I will happily oblige.
1357
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:46,119
But I know there's something
1358
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:46,119
else you'd rather hear about.
1359
00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:49,070
- You were gonna trade me
1360
00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:49,070
to the Clantons?
1361
00:37:49,079 --> 00:37:51,190
- Look.
1362
00:37:49,079 --> 00:37:51,190
There's no excuse, okay?
1363
00:37:51,199 --> 00:37:54,150
But... I had reasons.
1364
00:37:55,090 --> 00:37:56,179
It brought Waverly home to me.
1365
00:37:56,190 --> 00:37:59,039
- I was a part of that too.
1366
00:37:56,190 --> 00:37:59,039
- I know.
1367
00:38:00,099 --> 00:38:02,219
I will be forever grateful.
1368
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:06,280
Doc, I'm sorry,
1369
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:06,280
but I had to be sure.
1370
00:38:07,130 --> 00:38:08,250
- What did they even
1371
00:38:07,130 --> 00:38:08,250
want with me?
1372
00:38:08,260 --> 00:38:10,150
- No clue.
1373
00:38:10,159 --> 00:38:13,039
But I knew that whatever
1374
00:38:10,159 --> 00:38:13,039
it was,
1375
00:38:13,050 --> 00:38:14,210
that you could handle it.
1376
00:38:14,219 --> 00:38:18,119
And if you didn't, then
1377
00:38:14,219 --> 00:38:18,119
we were gonna figure it out.
1378
00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:19,219
Together.
1379
00:38:20,079 --> 00:38:21,190
'Cause I'd fight
1380
00:38:20,079 --> 00:38:21,190
for you too, Doc.
1381
00:38:23,199 --> 00:38:25,260
- I appreciate that,
1382
00:38:23,199 --> 00:38:25,260
Sheriff Haught.
1383
00:38:26,269 --> 00:38:29,139
- You know you're the only one
1384
00:38:26,269 --> 00:38:29,139
who still calls me that, right?
1385
00:38:29,150 --> 00:38:32,150
- The badge alone does not
1386
00:38:29,150 --> 00:38:32,150
give the authority.
1387
00:38:33,150 --> 00:38:36,199
- Yeah. Tell that to the people
1388
00:38:33,150 --> 00:38:36,199
who saw me kick a chicken.
1389
00:38:36,210 --> 00:38:40,070
(Nicole in video): Chicken!
1390
00:38:36,210 --> 00:38:40,070
(screaming)
1391
00:38:40,079 --> 00:38:41,190
- Why don't you tell them?
1392
00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,190
- Hey everybody, listen up!
1393
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:57,099
(video recording beeps)
1394
00:38:57,110 --> 00:38:59,260
Yeah. You getting this? Good.
1395
00:39:00,269 --> 00:39:02,159
Show of hands here:
1396
00:39:03,260 --> 00:39:05,159
who voted for me?
1397
00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:12,110
Well, I don't care.
1398
00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:12,110
I'm not embarrassed about it.
1399
00:39:12,119 --> 00:39:15,010
We all do things
1400
00:39:12,119 --> 00:39:15,010
we regret, right?
1401
00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:16,230
So yeah, okay.
1402
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:19,030
I am Chicken-kicker.
1403
00:39:19,039 --> 00:39:20,210
- Yeah, ya are!
1404
00:39:19,039 --> 00:39:20,210
(chuckling)
1405
00:39:20,219 --> 00:39:22,099
- But I'm still gonna be
1406
00:39:20,219 --> 00:39:22,099
your sheriff.
1407
00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:24,199
'Cause I made a promise.
1408
00:39:24,210 --> 00:39:28,099
I made a promise
1409
00:39:24,210 --> 00:39:28,099
to serve and protect
1410
00:39:28,110 --> 00:39:31,070
every single person
1411
00:39:28,110 --> 00:39:31,070
in this town.
1412
00:39:32,170 --> 00:39:34,039
Even those that break the law.
1413
00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:38,139
Or slice their grilled cheese
1414
00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:38,139
sandwich lengthwise instead
1415
00:39:38,150 --> 00:39:41,260
of diagonally, which...
1416
00:39:38,150 --> 00:39:41,260
I've never understood.
1417
00:39:41,269 --> 00:39:44,199
Or don't like me...
1418
00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:47,179
because I'm an outsider.
1419
00:39:48,289 --> 00:39:50,099
Because I'm gay.
1420
00:39:52,099 --> 00:39:53,210
- I don't care that she's gay!
1421
00:39:53,219 --> 00:39:56,219
- Even those who literally
1422
00:39:53,219 --> 00:39:56,219
ate feces.
1423
00:39:58,050 --> 00:40:00,070
- You eat shit one time
1424
00:39:58,050 --> 00:40:00,070
and it's...
1425
00:40:00,079 --> 00:40:02,159
- It's kinda like kicking
1426
00:40:00,079 --> 00:40:02,159
a chicken.
1427
00:40:02,170 --> 00:40:03,090
One time.
1428
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,289
You know, folks,
1429
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,289
we've all made mistakes.
1430
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,130
And it usually happens with
1431
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,130
things we care about the most.
1432
00:40:16,059 --> 00:40:19,219
- We do need you,
1433
00:40:16,059 --> 00:40:19,219
Sheriff Haught.
1434
00:40:22,159 --> 00:40:25,119
- Revote's unanimous.
1435
00:40:22,159 --> 00:40:25,119
You're reinstated.
1436
00:40:25,130 --> 00:40:28,130
(cheering and applause)
1437
00:40:32,210 --> 00:40:34,030
- Oh, my god.
1438
00:40:34,039 --> 00:40:36,289
I finally get
1439
00:40:34,039 --> 00:40:36,289
Wynonna's bad boy thing.
1440
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,190
Chicken-kicker is hot.
1441
00:40:38,199 --> 00:40:40,239
(giggling)
1442
00:40:45,139 --> 00:40:47,190
(twinkling ringtone)
1443
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,280
- Here to be my matriarch?
1444
00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:59,139
- No.
1445
00:41:02,289 --> 00:41:04,079
- But we got him.
1446
00:41:04,090 --> 00:41:06,139
The disease got him.
1447
00:41:04,090 --> 00:41:06,139
- Did it?
1448
00:41:06,150 --> 00:41:09,289
Or do all your... masters...
1449
00:41:06,150 --> 00:41:09,289
- Careful.
1450
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,099
- ...die like that?
1451
00:41:11,110 --> 00:41:14,139
Diseased and full of rot.
1452
00:41:11,110 --> 00:41:14,139
- Doug was sick.
1453
00:41:14,150 --> 00:41:16,010
Dude ate brain.
1454
00:41:16,019 --> 00:41:17,199
- See, what I think,
1455
00:41:18,150 --> 00:41:20,150
having a genie,
1456
00:41:20,159 --> 00:41:23,139
all that choice,
1457
00:41:20,159 --> 00:41:23,139
it makes them insane.
1458
00:41:23,150 --> 00:41:27,170
And then you get to kill
1459
00:41:23,150 --> 00:41:27,170
for them. You like it.
1460
00:41:27,179 --> 00:41:30,010
- Well, I was just doing
1461
00:41:27,179 --> 00:41:30,010
what I have to do.
1462
00:41:30,019 --> 00:41:31,289
I'm the victim.
1463
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,139
You said so yourself.
1464
00:41:33,150 --> 00:41:36,019
- You may be a genie,
1465
00:41:33,150 --> 00:41:36,019
but you are still a demon.
1466
00:41:36,030 --> 00:41:37,139
He was just some idiot.
1467
00:41:37,150 --> 00:41:39,150
And you'll find another one.
1468
00:41:40,199 --> 00:41:42,090
You're too powerful a weapon.
1469
00:41:42,099 --> 00:41:45,210
I realized it when you got Doug
1470
00:41:42,099 --> 00:41:45,210
to wish for me to be quiet.
1471
00:41:45,219 --> 00:41:47,150
- I couldn't listen
1472
00:41:45,219 --> 00:41:47,150
to you cry for help
1473
00:41:47,159 --> 00:41:48,260
when I couldn't help you!
1474
00:41:48,269 --> 00:41:51,000
- You gotta listen
1475
00:41:48,269 --> 00:41:51,000
to the screams.
1476
00:41:51,010 --> 00:41:54,019
You have to look the cost
1477
00:41:51,010 --> 00:41:54,019
of this in the eye
1478
00:41:54,030 --> 00:41:56,110
and tell it to go fuck itself.
1479
00:42:00,099 --> 00:42:01,199
- Okay.
1480
00:42:03,090 --> 00:42:05,000
You want a new choice?
1481
00:42:09,039 --> 00:42:11,000
Have all the choices you want.
1482
00:42:11,010 --> 00:42:12,110
- I've already had a curse.
1483
00:42:12,119 --> 00:42:13,190
- I can stop what's coming.
1484
00:42:13,199 --> 00:42:15,139
- I can stop what's coming.
1485
00:42:15,150 --> 00:42:17,110
- I could make him
1486
00:42:15,150 --> 00:42:17,110
love you again.
1487
00:42:22,269 --> 00:42:24,210
- Hmm.
1488
00:42:24,219 --> 00:42:26,219
(whirring)
1489
00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:31,030
- Make Doc choke it down.
1490
00:42:31,039 --> 00:42:33,010
- I get it.
1491
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,090
I'm poison too.
1492
00:42:35,099 --> 00:42:38,079
- With a psychotic gun
1493
00:42:35,099 --> 00:42:38,079
for a master.
1494
00:42:38,090 --> 00:42:39,159
We're the same.
1495
00:42:39,170 --> 00:42:41,130
- The difference is that...
1496
00:42:42,269 --> 00:42:44,039
you have a way out.
1497
00:42:44,050 --> 00:42:46,039
- No, you don't have to.
1498
00:42:46,050 --> 00:42:47,110
- Genie.
1499
00:42:47,119 --> 00:42:51,199
(gunshot, screeching)
1500
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,039
You're free.
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