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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,501 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:07,030 --> 00:00:08,355 Previously on Wynonna Earp... 3 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:10,267 I'd just back off a tidge if I were you. 4 00:00:10,272 --> 00:00:12,198 - Rachel. - Billy? 5 00:00:12,203 --> 00:00:13,500 I want to go home. 6 00:00:13,505 --> 00:00:16,240 - I'm getting married. - It's the public stuff. 7 00:00:16,245 --> 00:00:17,671 It's good to see you, Sheriff Haught. 8 00:00:17,675 --> 00:00:18,776 These days, it's just Nicole. 9 00:00:18,780 --> 00:00:21,415 Nicole, it's good to see you again. 10 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:24,388 Mam helped her get Waverly out of the garden 11 00:00:24,393 --> 00:00:26,161 in exchange for you. 12 00:00:26,166 --> 00:00:27,766 - Vampire! - The only thing 13 00:00:27,771 --> 00:00:29,538 Wynonna detests more than demons 14 00:00:29,543 --> 00:00:30,943 - is her exes. - Murder her. 15 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:32,849 - Yah! - Untie me! 16 00:00:33,959 --> 00:00:35,527 You could just call him, you know. 17 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,097 Really trying for high noon, Haught? 18 00:00:44,102 --> 00:00:46,334 Isn't that what you say after a night of drinking? 19 00:00:46,339 --> 00:00:47,339 "Hi, noon". 20 00:00:47,344 --> 00:00:48,410 Oh... 21 00:00:49,107 --> 00:00:51,671 Only I make fun of my drinking. 22 00:00:58,250 --> 00:00:59,681 Gonna use your fiancée's nunchuks? 23 00:00:59,686 --> 00:01:01,011 My fists are my nunchuks. 24 00:01:01,016 --> 00:01:02,112 Oh yeah? 25 00:01:09,594 --> 00:01:11,625 Oh, you dirty bitch! 26 00:01:11,630 --> 00:01:14,127 Eighteen months to practice, all you got is older. 27 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:19,299 Oh, no! 28 00:01:20,472 --> 00:01:23,336 Hey! Only I sweep her off her feet. 29 00:01:23,341 --> 00:01:25,339 Ugh... Really with the schmoop right now? 30 00:01:25,344 --> 00:01:27,808 I don't know who to cheer for. 31 00:01:27,813 --> 00:01:28,813 Cheer for fitness. 32 00:01:28,818 --> 00:01:30,043 Wrong! 33 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:31,478 Cheer for me, 34 00:01:31,483 --> 00:01:33,079 'cause I got Hunt for Red Haughtober 35 00:01:33,084 --> 00:01:35,715 off the homestead and into her place of work. 36 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:38,218 The only work I'm doing is punching in at the... 37 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,353 punching your face factory. 38 00:01:40,358 --> 00:01:41,955 Hmm. You sure? 39 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:44,457 Cop shop's just right over there! 40 00:01:44,462 --> 00:01:46,726 - Across the hall. - Yeah! Why not just... 41 00:01:46,731 --> 00:01:48,762 boop on over there real quick. No? 42 00:01:48,767 --> 00:01:50,497 - Hmm? - You know, just for fun! 43 00:01:50,502 --> 00:01:51,832 Et tu, Earps? 44 00:01:51,837 --> 00:01:53,633 You lured me here under false pretenses. 45 00:01:53,638 --> 00:01:55,239 Nicole. 46 00:01:56,308 --> 00:01:59,706 Purgatory needs a sheriff, and it's gotta be you. 47 00:01:59,711 --> 00:02:02,142 Everyone in town is saying so, right? 48 00:02:02,147 --> 00:02:04,274 Well, that's really, really gratifying 49 00:02:04,279 --> 00:02:06,076 'cause they didn't vote for me so they don't get me. 50 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:07,180 Didn't you once say, 51 00:02:07,185 --> 00:02:09,360 "Everything good I have in my life is because 52 00:02:09,365 --> 00:02:11,095 I came back to the Ghost River Triangle"? 53 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:12,326 Didn't you once say, "Eat a dick" 54 00:02:12,330 --> 00:02:13,859 to a bunch of vampires? 55 00:02:13,864 --> 00:02:15,528 I should have said, "suck a dick". 56 00:02:15,533 --> 00:02:18,323 Look, if this is guilt over what happened with Doc... 57 00:02:18,327 --> 00:02:20,627 Whoa, wow, would you look at the time. 58 00:02:20,632 --> 00:02:22,633 It's whatever o'clock, and I have a wedding to plan. 59 00:02:22,637 --> 00:02:25,332 - See you at trivia tonight. - Wow. 60 00:02:25,337 --> 00:02:28,068 That parent trap would have made Lohan puke. 61 00:02:28,073 --> 00:02:29,636 We barely even got a nibble. 62 00:02:29,641 --> 00:02:31,073 And there's still a lineup of people 63 00:02:31,077 --> 00:02:32,406 in the sheriff's office. 64 00:02:34,147 --> 00:02:37,912 - I was also not voted for. - Come on. 65 00:02:37,917 --> 00:02:41,048 It's not like BBD's given you an assignment this week. 66 00:02:41,053 --> 00:02:43,851 The town's nice and quiet. 67 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,695 Oh! 68 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:56,834 Holy shit! 69 00:02:57,702 --> 00:03:00,304 The Earp heir is gonna hate this. 70 00:03:01,506 --> 00:03:03,670 She's gonna kill us. 71 00:03:03,675 --> 00:03:05,176 She's gonna kill me! 72 00:03:07,579 --> 00:03:09,643 Oh, noo! 73 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:36,636 Hands off! 74 00:03:36,641 --> 00:03:39,673 Only active-duty police drink for free at my Shorty's. 75 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,608 Well, I'm sheriff emeritus. 76 00:03:41,613 --> 00:03:43,910 Sheriff avoidus, more like it. 77 00:03:43,915 --> 00:03:45,745 Help me set up for trivia night. 78 00:03:45,750 --> 00:03:48,481 Okay, fine, but no more sheriff talk. 79 00:03:48,486 --> 00:03:49,983 Everybody keeps asking me. 80 00:03:49,988 --> 00:03:51,585 Well, you were the best... 81 00:03:51,590 --> 00:03:53,520 since yours truly. 82 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:55,455 I filled out the slacks a little better. 83 00:03:55,460 --> 00:03:58,391 Know what I would like to talk about? 84 00:03:58,396 --> 00:04:00,297 Hints for tonight's trivia. 85 00:04:01,399 --> 00:04:03,830 What local deputy had the highest clearance rate 86 00:04:03,835 --> 00:04:07,567 in the Ghost River Triangle of the past ten years? 87 00:04:07,572 --> 00:04:10,074 It's just not for me anymore. 88 00:04:11,409 --> 00:04:12,672 You know, that sounds like 89 00:04:12,677 --> 00:04:14,307 a fancy way of saying you're butthurt. 90 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:18,044 Why would I be butthurt? 91 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:19,613 - Wait, what have you heard? - Nothing. 92 00:04:19,618 --> 00:04:20,981 Why, did you do something? 93 00:04:20,986 --> 00:04:23,180 I'm too busy, okay? I've got Rachel. 94 00:04:23,185 --> 00:04:24,885 She's a full-time job. 95 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,119 And yet you're in the dark 96 00:04:26,124 --> 00:04:28,154 about what she did at her part-time job. 97 00:04:28,159 --> 00:04:29,423 Oh no. Where'd she puke? 98 00:04:29,428 --> 00:04:32,363 It's her invisible monster boyfriend downstairs. 99 00:04:33,431 --> 00:04:34,898 Damn it. She let him out. 100 00:04:37,836 --> 00:04:39,532 Ugh! Don't tell me, 101 00:04:39,537 --> 00:04:42,365 community watch clocked someone mowing their lawn in the buff. 102 00:04:42,370 --> 00:04:43,370 What's up? 103 00:04:43,375 --> 00:04:44,605 This life or death, Gil? 104 00:04:44,610 --> 00:04:46,637 Every pharmacy is out of moisturizer. 105 00:04:46,642 --> 00:04:49,542 Trag'. Also, come on, man. 106 00:04:49,547 --> 00:04:51,711 Where's Sheriff Clayborn? 107 00:04:51,716 --> 00:04:53,213 Uh... 108 00:04:53,218 --> 00:04:56,183 Wintering on a kibbutz. Let's see, 109 00:04:56,188 --> 00:04:59,786 any of these complaints not read like a Yelp review? 110 00:04:59,791 --> 00:05:04,190 "My neighbour put Guy Fieri ass flames on his car?" 111 00:05:04,195 --> 00:05:05,725 Who cares?! 112 00:05:05,730 --> 00:05:07,727 Oh, this one's legit. 113 00:05:07,732 --> 00:05:08,992 If I ask for shredded lettuce, 114 00:05:08,997 --> 00:05:10,598 you better believe I don't want full leaf. 115 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:13,600 Look. These people are under a lot of stress. 116 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,101 Supply runs have halted. 117 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:16,670 Cupboards are bare. 118 00:05:16,675 --> 00:05:19,172 Not to mention everything else that happens around here. 119 00:05:19,177 --> 00:05:20,240 Exactly. 120 00:05:20,245 --> 00:05:23,443 So much happens here, so relax! 121 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,111 Go outside. 122 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:27,080 It's above zero out there! 123 00:05:27,085 --> 00:05:29,553 'Cause right now, things are fine. 124 00:05:30,522 --> 00:05:31,885 We offed Pumpkin-head. 125 00:05:31,890 --> 00:05:34,821 Amon's disappeared into the ether, we're good. 126 00:05:34,826 --> 00:05:37,928 Ah yeah! You brought the lattes! 127 00:05:38,897 --> 00:05:41,061 Oh... 128 00:05:41,066 --> 00:05:42,166 Sorry. 129 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,199 No, this, this isn't mine. 130 00:05:46,204 --> 00:05:51,604 Not your... cherry pie that you spilled all over your apron? 131 00:05:51,609 --> 00:05:55,341 Not my cherry pie. But a cherry pie, 132 00:05:55,346 --> 00:05:56,776 which we need to investigate 133 00:05:56,781 --> 00:05:59,412 because whoever's making these cherry pies is still out there 134 00:05:59,417 --> 00:06:01,982 and they might, uh... 135 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:03,454 bake again. 136 00:06:03,855 --> 00:06:05,680 - Nice. - You are terrible at codes. 137 00:06:05,685 --> 00:06:08,353 - Damn. - Go jerk off about it, Gil. 138 00:06:10,595 --> 00:06:12,029 So where is this... 139 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,331 ... murdered pie? 140 00:06:18,236 --> 00:06:19,567 Didn't there used to be a morgue? 141 00:06:19,571 --> 00:06:22,235 - Oh yeah! - Yeah, the rats took it over. 142 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:23,603 Ah, good for them. 143 00:06:23,608 --> 00:06:26,143 - Who's the stiff? - Ricky Brock. 144 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:29,075 - What a tragedy. - Left a wife and little kids? 145 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,210 No. A real loner, 146 00:06:30,215 --> 00:06:32,049 and, by all accounts, a real jerk, but... 147 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,515 he won Shorty's Trivia last week. 148 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,254 Oh, my god! 149 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:39,753 Is that tragic? 150 00:06:39,758 --> 00:06:41,221 No, I mean, uh... 151 00:06:41,226 --> 00:06:42,856 he was part of the community. 152 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:45,734 Well, our community, not yours, obviously, 'cause you lost. 153 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,695 I know I was eliminated, but how was I supposed to know 154 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,629 Tobey Maguire isn't Spider-Man anymore? 155 00:06:49,634 --> 00:06:51,731 - We all know. - Well, on the bright side, 156 00:06:51,736 --> 00:06:52,766 at least it means that 157 00:06:52,771 --> 00:06:54,435 Ricky won't be at tonight's Trivia finals! 158 00:06:54,439 --> 00:06:55,506 True! 159 00:06:57,142 --> 00:06:59,105 I am so sorry. 160 00:06:59,110 --> 00:07:01,541 - That is not a bright side. - No. 161 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:04,044 Y'all brainiacs really got your priorities out of whack. 162 00:07:04,048 --> 00:07:05,311 Before I got knocked out, 163 00:07:05,316 --> 00:07:06,913 I was obsessed with trivia night too. 164 00:07:06,918 --> 00:07:09,620 That aside, look at this. 165 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:14,191 Whoa! 166 00:07:16,094 --> 00:07:17,790 Okay, my turn to react inappropriately, 167 00:07:17,794 --> 00:07:19,493 but we're all seeing the vampire bite marks, right? 168 00:07:19,497 --> 00:07:20,527 Yeah. 169 00:07:20,532 --> 00:07:22,395 If Mr. "I Don't Shoot People in the Back" 170 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,900 still bites people in the neck, I guess I'm not so bad anymore. 171 00:07:24,905 --> 00:07:26,839 And even if I am, so is he. 172 00:07:27,806 --> 00:07:29,940 You don't need an excuse to go talk to Doc. 173 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,672 I don't want to talk to him. 174 00:07:32,677 --> 00:07:34,174 I need to talk to him 175 00:07:34,179 --> 00:07:37,114 about the... poor... 176 00:07:40,018 --> 00:07:41,818 Doc couldn't have done this, right? 177 00:07:52,898 --> 00:07:53,993 No. 178 00:07:53,998 --> 00:07:56,867 No, no, no, no, no! 179 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:13,459 It's a yes from me, dawg. 180 00:08:13,464 --> 00:08:15,727 So we decoupled the caboose, 181 00:08:15,732 --> 00:08:17,368 but then my boys and I, 182 00:08:17,373 --> 00:08:20,973 we realized that the greenbacks, they're in another car... 183 00:08:22,106 --> 00:08:24,603 I have great stories too. 184 00:08:24,608 --> 00:08:27,706 Mostly about killing demons. 185 00:08:27,711 --> 00:08:30,411 - With this gun. - It's okay, 186 00:08:30,416 --> 00:08:31,950 you are safe. 187 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:34,981 You wanna tell everyone you're not here to kill them? 188 00:08:34,985 --> 00:08:36,215 Not everyone. 189 00:08:36,220 --> 00:08:37,950 Doc, I uh, 190 00:08:37,955 --> 00:08:40,852 need a private interrogation with your moustache. 191 00:08:51,902 --> 00:08:52,902 Hey. 192 00:08:53,670 --> 00:08:55,334 It's okay. I get it. 193 00:08:55,339 --> 00:08:58,103 You're a vamp. You got the hungs, 194 00:08:58,108 --> 00:08:59,608 that guy was num-nums. 195 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:03,909 Welcome back to the moral low ground. 196 00:09:03,914 --> 00:09:05,477 There's a great mattress down here 197 00:09:05,482 --> 00:09:07,517 we could absolutely demolish. 198 00:09:08,018 --> 00:09:09,982 What you're implying... 199 00:09:09,987 --> 00:09:11,487 is faulty. 200 00:09:12,696 --> 00:09:16,929 I have devised a morally sound way to satisfy my needs. 201 00:09:16,934 --> 00:09:19,298 Morally sound? 202 00:09:19,303 --> 00:09:22,434 Um. You're chilling at a demon bar. 203 00:09:22,439 --> 00:09:25,938 They may be demons, but even they would never... 204 00:09:25,943 --> 00:09:27,372 Oh, shoot someone in the back? 205 00:09:27,377 --> 00:09:28,540 Well, how about the front? 206 00:09:32,082 --> 00:09:33,649 You alright, Doc? 207 00:09:35,018 --> 00:09:36,419 He's fine. 208 00:09:38,388 --> 00:09:40,552 Hey. Weirdest thing... 209 00:09:40,557 --> 00:09:43,422 Some demon with fangs killed a human. 210 00:09:43,427 --> 00:09:45,194 Any of you have any idea who did it? 211 00:09:48,031 --> 00:09:51,196 No one here has information for you. 212 00:09:51,201 --> 00:09:53,031 But I will keep my ear to the ground. 213 00:09:53,036 --> 00:09:55,534 From now, on I suggest 214 00:09:55,539 --> 00:09:59,705 you do not just pop into The Glory Hole. 215 00:09:59,710 --> 00:10:03,779 Well, isn't that the point of a glory hole? 216 00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:08,317 Since when do you have minions? 217 00:10:16,894 --> 00:10:19,391 Goddamn law enforcement. 218 00:10:19,396 --> 00:10:22,064 The gun does tend to go to their head. 219 00:10:26,704 --> 00:10:29,101 Hey Lil' Mama. 220 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:31,240 What's... shakin'? 221 00:10:32,542 --> 00:10:34,773 Right, okay. 222 00:10:34,778 --> 00:10:36,775 Any idea why I might've called you here? 223 00:10:36,780 --> 00:10:38,477 You so want me to be gay, don't you? 224 00:10:38,482 --> 00:10:41,667 Well, we would support you and buy you the right albums, 225 00:10:41,672 --> 00:10:43,582 but... 226 00:10:43,587 --> 00:10:45,554 nice deflection. Billy. 227 00:10:46,490 --> 00:10:47,923 What happened? 228 00:10:49,226 --> 00:10:50,656 You were there. 229 00:10:50,661 --> 00:10:51,927 Typical teen stuff. 230 00:10:54,631 --> 00:10:56,662 We should have told you he was in the basement. 231 00:10:56,667 --> 00:10:58,630 The Clantons turned him into that thing. 232 00:10:58,635 --> 00:11:00,035 And you said we'd fix him. 233 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,240 And from now on, 234 00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:03,711 we're gonna talk more openly about our problems. 235 00:11:03,716 --> 00:11:05,716 Like Chicken-kicker? 236 00:11:05,721 --> 00:11:08,061 - Rachel. You promised! - I'm sorry! 237 00:11:08,066 --> 00:11:10,130 - Rachel. You swore! - Nicole, I'm sorry! 238 00:11:10,135 --> 00:11:13,800 You do not speak about that, ever. Ever, Rachel! 239 00:11:13,805 --> 00:11:15,969 I'm just... I'm just worked up. 240 00:11:15,974 --> 00:11:19,177 Okay, my never-BF turned into an invisible monster. 241 00:11:21,725 --> 00:11:25,257 For what it's worth, he seemed really weak when I let him out. 242 00:11:25,262 --> 00:11:26,796 Not a threat at all. 243 00:11:28,398 --> 00:11:29,799 But I'm still sorry. 244 00:11:32,602 --> 00:11:33,936 Hey. 245 00:11:38,638 --> 00:11:39,638 What are we listening to? 246 00:11:39,643 --> 00:11:41,840 A podcast about Gaga. 247 00:11:41,845 --> 00:11:43,875 What? You sure you're not even bi? 248 00:11:45,415 --> 00:11:48,113 You know, he'd forgive you too. Doc. 249 00:11:48,118 --> 00:11:50,086 If you just told him why. 250 00:11:54,124 --> 00:11:55,424 Hey. 251 00:11:57,627 --> 00:11:59,825 Do not start. 252 00:11:59,830 --> 00:12:01,860 I know my heels aren't touching the ground. 253 00:12:01,865 --> 00:12:03,628 I was gonna mention the two stiffs. 254 00:12:03,633 --> 00:12:05,964 Oh. Yeah. 255 00:12:05,969 --> 00:12:07,966 It was on me to drag in the second body. 256 00:12:07,971 --> 00:12:10,068 - I hurt my back. - Oh... 257 00:12:10,073 --> 00:12:13,609 Number two here is trivia nights' latest winner. 258 00:12:15,345 --> 00:12:16,541 Niles! 259 00:12:16,546 --> 00:12:18,443 The butcher? Ugh! 260 00:12:18,448 --> 00:12:20,312 He knew all the capital cities. 261 00:12:20,317 --> 00:12:21,480 He even got Dodoma! 262 00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:25,617 We should focus on other things. 263 00:12:25,622 --> 00:12:27,986 - Yeah. - Like, how did this happen? 264 00:12:27,991 --> 00:12:29,454 Did Doc? 265 00:12:29,459 --> 00:12:32,290 That's what I thought at first, but... 266 00:12:32,295 --> 00:12:33,629 look at this. 267 00:12:34,698 --> 00:12:35,727 Bite marks. 268 00:12:35,732 --> 00:12:37,633 Well, actually... 269 00:12:39,002 --> 00:12:41,202 Those are too far apart to be teeth. 270 00:12:41,207 --> 00:12:43,668 That means our beautiful cowboy is in the clear, but... 271 00:12:43,673 --> 00:12:46,338 Hey, what is going on with him and Wynonna anyway? 272 00:12:46,343 --> 00:12:48,340 Doc thinks that... 273 00:12:48,345 --> 00:12:52,511 since Wynonna shot Holt, she's off the chain. 274 00:12:52,516 --> 00:12:53,883 Is she? 275 00:12:56,186 --> 00:12:57,553 Huh. 276 00:12:58,255 --> 00:12:59,755 Does this seem light to you? 277 00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:03,626 Yeah. Kinda. 278 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,866 Whoa! Waverly! 279 00:13:12,068 --> 00:13:14,399 - There's nothing obstructing it. - It's empty! 280 00:13:14,404 --> 00:13:15,434 Whoa. 281 00:13:15,439 --> 00:13:16,835 No brains. 282 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,240 Try number one! 283 00:13:21,678 --> 00:13:23,675 - Weirdly satisfying. - Yeah! 284 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,415 So what, it's a brain-stealing demon? 285 00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:29,748 Why would they want human brains? 286 00:13:29,753 --> 00:13:32,951 I don't know, as a souvenir, or a trophy? 287 00:13:32,956 --> 00:13:35,324 Or something worse. 288 00:13:40,130 --> 00:13:41,760 Mmm, 289 00:13:41,765 --> 00:13:45,030 I can feel the facts and numbers. 290 00:13:45,035 --> 00:13:47,365 Mmm... 291 00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:49,568 That the last brain, then? 292 00:13:49,573 --> 00:13:51,470 Not by a shot long. 293 00:13:51,475 --> 00:13:52,775 Long shot. 294 00:13:54,444 --> 00:13:56,408 Is that the thing? 295 00:13:56,413 --> 00:13:58,443 Not by a long shot. 296 00:13:58,448 --> 00:14:00,779 We're gonna need more brains. 297 00:14:00,784 --> 00:14:02,384 A lot more brains. 298 00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:11,523 It's okay, I'm okay. 299 00:14:11,528 --> 00:14:14,693 Don't worry. Don't worry. 300 00:14:14,698 --> 00:14:17,366 Yeah, I wasn't. 301 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,159 Okay, murderinos, 302 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,528 tell me about my least favourite murderer. 303 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:29,072 Okay, well, the unsub is a male, 304 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,474 mid-thirties, early forties. 305 00:14:30,479 --> 00:14:31,679 Strong, because 306 00:14:31,684 --> 00:14:34,248 the victims don't have many defence wounds. 307 00:14:34,253 --> 00:14:36,621 He seems to have incapacitated them easily. 308 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,416 We're sure it's not a sexy vampire? 309 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:41,651 - Can confirm. - Right. 310 00:14:41,656 --> 00:14:43,381 The thing is, the murders aren't the goal. 311 00:14:43,386 --> 00:14:45,589 The brains are actually what the demon's after. 312 00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,123 But... 313 00:14:47,128 --> 00:14:49,826 the weapon that caused these puncture marks 314 00:14:49,831 --> 00:14:51,294 might be painted. 315 00:14:51,299 --> 00:14:53,497 Yeah, there's a turquoise smudging left behind, 316 00:14:53,502 --> 00:14:55,599 which isn't very demonic. 317 00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:58,835 Yeah, but the demon got the brains out 318 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,704 without a trace of a wound, so... 319 00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:02,439 Baby girl. It's a demon. 320 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:03,807 What kind of human wants brains? 321 00:15:03,812 --> 00:15:06,042 Yeah. Thank you, Wynonna. 322 00:15:06,047 --> 00:15:09,978 Maybe a human with a fetish. 323 00:15:09,983 --> 00:15:13,683 Or a compulsive obsession with intelligence. 324 00:15:13,688 --> 00:15:15,288 Like a lot of killers, 325 00:15:15,293 --> 00:15:18,555 he's probably frustrated at the way he's seen. 326 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,590 In this case, with being seen as smart. 327 00:15:20,595 --> 00:15:22,359 Yeah, like you. Right now. 328 00:15:22,364 --> 00:15:24,594 Save it for trivia, downward don't. 329 00:15:24,599 --> 00:15:26,830 You save it for trivia, online degree. 330 00:15:29,037 --> 00:15:32,135 I am going to crush you! 331 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:35,705 Okay. Alright, so, see, see, what I think, 332 00:15:35,710 --> 00:15:38,008 as a smart also, 333 00:15:38,013 --> 00:15:39,976 my hunch about this guy is, uh, 334 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,712 he's a mur... derer. Okay? 335 00:15:42,717 --> 00:15:46,583 So, so he's like a murder, he's a murder fan. 336 00:15:46,588 --> 00:15:48,455 Who likes to... 337 00:15:49,691 --> 00:15:51,087 I left my rubber ducky keychain 338 00:15:51,092 --> 00:15:52,927 at the sheriff's office. 339 00:15:53,595 --> 00:15:55,559 With a sign that says, 340 00:15:55,564 --> 00:15:57,598 "If you have an emergency, quack it". 341 00:15:59,801 --> 00:16:03,366 Lemme guess. Your neighbour wore white after labour day. 342 00:16:03,371 --> 00:16:05,306 - No. This is serious. - Oh. 343 00:16:06,308 --> 00:16:07,771 Then what is it? 344 00:16:07,776 --> 00:16:09,706 So, there's this couple, a guy and a girl. 345 00:16:09,711 --> 00:16:11,041 They were fighting. 346 00:16:11,046 --> 00:16:14,210 - Did he hit her? - No, but, I'm sure he has. 347 00:16:14,215 --> 00:16:16,513 He just kept yelling at her that he owned her. 348 00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:18,548 Like, "I own you, I own you!" 349 00:16:18,553 --> 00:16:20,053 And then, he threw her into his car. 350 00:16:20,058 --> 00:16:22,253 - God, that sounds awful. - Well, yeah, it was. 351 00:16:22,257 --> 00:16:24,992 Abusive relationship trumps brain man. Let's go. 352 00:16:25,994 --> 00:16:27,625 - Where was it? - Oh well, they drove off. 353 00:16:27,629 --> 00:16:28,992 - Did you get a plate? - No, 354 00:16:28,997 --> 00:16:31,695 but he had, he had flames painted on the front of his car. 355 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:32,896 Like really lame. 356 00:16:32,901 --> 00:16:35,126 Nosy neighbours finally pay off. 357 00:16:35,131 --> 00:16:36,832 - I've got the address here. - Okay. 358 00:16:36,836 --> 00:16:38,368 Alright, let's go. 359 00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:39,936 Hey... 360 00:16:39,941 --> 00:16:41,605 That's not all. 361 00:16:41,610 --> 00:16:42,610 What is it? 362 00:16:42,615 --> 00:16:44,474 I tried to break the fight up. 363 00:16:44,479 --> 00:16:45,809 Told the guy to cool off. 364 00:16:45,814 --> 00:16:47,110 Did he attack you? 365 00:16:47,115 --> 00:16:48,445 Oh, worse. 366 00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:50,547 While he was dragging the girl to the car, 367 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,119 he turned to me and he said, 368 00:16:53,288 --> 00:16:54,955 "I wish you would eat shit". 369 00:16:55,924 --> 00:16:57,654 Yeah, yeah that's weird phrasing. 370 00:16:57,658 --> 00:16:58,658 Yeah. 371 00:16:59,527 --> 00:17:00,761 And then I went and ate shit. 372 00:17:01,963 --> 00:17:03,130 I don't even like shit. 373 00:17:10,305 --> 00:17:12,769 Well, we know he has a small dick. 374 00:17:12,774 --> 00:17:14,441 I probably dated him. 375 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,276 Open up, it's the... 376 00:17:20,281 --> 00:17:21,478 Earp Sisters! 377 00:17:27,188 --> 00:17:28,388 Uh, hi? 378 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,049 Something funny? 379 00:17:30,054 --> 00:17:31,885 Yeah, I was... 380 00:17:31,890 --> 00:17:34,591 thinking about something funny I saw on the internet. 381 00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:36,693 There's a guy, said something funny and then... 382 00:17:36,698 --> 00:17:38,698 his friend said something funny back to him. 383 00:17:38,703 --> 00:17:40,237 Yeah, I think I saw that one. 384 00:17:42,537 --> 00:17:44,338 Doug? Doug Warner? 385 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,808 Used to be my name. 386 00:17:48,506 --> 00:17:49,506 Used to? 387 00:17:49,511 --> 00:17:51,041 Mmm... 388 00:17:51,046 --> 00:17:52,046 We're coming in. 389 00:17:52,051 --> 00:17:54,018 Your wish is my command. 390 00:17:57,719 --> 00:17:58,819 Any hail today? 391 00:17:59,721 --> 00:18:02,318 Uh, no. 392 00:18:02,323 --> 00:18:03,887 Hail is not ice pellets. 393 00:18:03,892 --> 00:18:04,922 A lot of people confuse them 394 00:18:04,926 --> 00:18:06,761 but it's actually different precipitations. 395 00:18:08,163 --> 00:18:09,726 Just the kind of stuff you pick up. 396 00:18:11,032 --> 00:18:12,466 Weather facts. 397 00:18:13,568 --> 00:18:14,698 Neat. 398 00:18:14,703 --> 00:18:16,332 Yeah, I got a lot of 'em. 399 00:18:16,337 --> 00:18:17,905 Don't get me started on sleet. 400 00:18:18,672 --> 00:18:20,171 You know, sleet actually goes east west. 401 00:18:20,175 --> 00:18:21,738 You know how rain is up down? 402 00:18:21,743 --> 00:18:24,274 Sleet is actually all dependent on the jet stream. 403 00:18:24,279 --> 00:18:27,110 It's a big stream of wind that flies through the... 404 00:18:27,115 --> 00:18:30,113 it's just a scam perpetrated by the post office, actually. 405 00:18:30,118 --> 00:18:31,385 Hey. 406 00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:33,954 Are you doing okay? 407 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,153 Just battling the trolls. 408 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,355 Listen. 409 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,491 We're here to help. 410 00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:42,726 We can get you out. 411 00:18:42,731 --> 00:18:45,800 Yeah, no you can't, but... no big. 412 00:18:49,904 --> 00:18:52,369 What're you eating there? What kind of sandwich is that? 413 00:18:52,373 --> 00:18:53,636 Brain. 414 00:18:53,641 --> 00:18:54,742 Cow. 415 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:56,910 Girl meat sandwich. 416 00:18:58,246 --> 00:19:00,343 All cows are girls. 417 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:03,113 - Boy cows are bulls. - I too graduated kindergarten. 418 00:19:04,552 --> 00:19:05,749 You think I'm dumb? 419 00:19:05,754 --> 00:19:07,483 I think you have brain on your chin. 420 00:19:07,488 --> 00:19:09,753 I do? Did I get it? 421 00:19:09,758 --> 00:19:11,187 I used to be dumb, 422 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,160 but I'm actually getting a lot smarter. 423 00:19:14,496 --> 00:19:16,092 Would you say you have a... 424 00:19:16,097 --> 00:19:19,696 compulsive obsession with intelligence? 425 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:20,730 Ginny get in here! 426 00:19:20,735 --> 00:19:22,133 Leave her the fuck alone, Doug. 427 00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:25,235 It's not Doug. 428 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,737 My name is Kuru! 429 00:19:27,742 --> 00:19:31,141 - Honestly this guy. - Ginny! Get here! 430 00:19:31,146 --> 00:19:32,909 Waverly! He's our demon killer! 431 00:19:32,914 --> 00:19:34,677 You, you don't have to do this, Ginny. 432 00:19:34,682 --> 00:19:35,845 'Scuse me. 433 00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:38,148 Peacemaker's not glowing! So he's kinda just a dude! 434 00:19:38,153 --> 00:19:40,884 - Human. - I am the demon Kuru. 435 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,289 - He's a human. - Ginny. 436 00:19:43,925 --> 00:19:45,822 No. She's not yours, buddy. 437 00:19:45,827 --> 00:19:47,957 Just lemme go to him. 438 00:19:47,962 --> 00:19:49,759 - Sweetheart, it's okay. - What? 439 00:19:54,302 --> 00:19:56,499 You did not just throw brain at me! 440 00:19:56,504 --> 00:19:58,301 - Argh! - I wish her to die. 441 00:19:58,306 --> 00:20:00,106 I wish her to die. I wish her to die. 442 00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:02,472 Then come to me. Take my hand. 443 00:20:02,477 --> 00:20:05,909 Ow! Watch the nails, girl. Ow! 444 00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:08,448 Why... Oh, come on! 445 00:20:10,451 --> 00:20:11,614 Shit! 446 00:20:11,619 --> 00:20:13,450 No way he jumped that fence. 447 00:20:13,455 --> 00:20:15,185 Hey. 448 00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:17,725 Listen. We're gonna get you somewhere safe, okay? 449 00:20:18,827 --> 00:20:22,959 Well, I'm gonna go wash this brain off my shirt, but... 450 00:20:22,964 --> 00:20:25,034 - Wynonna will. - Cool... 451 00:20:25,039 --> 00:20:27,808 Can't wait to be exactly back here in a couple hours. 452 00:20:36,077 --> 00:20:38,374 Listen, we wanna help you. 453 00:20:38,379 --> 00:20:41,110 I've seen this before, you're the victim. 454 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,618 Can you just put the phone down a sec? 455 00:20:44,623 --> 00:20:46,924 - Nah, I'm good. - Okay. I get it. 456 00:20:49,991 --> 00:20:51,825 I get it. I look like a cop. 457 00:20:52,527 --> 00:20:54,224 Well, I'm not. 458 00:20:54,229 --> 00:20:58,127 I've spent several New Year's Eveses in drunk tanks. 459 00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,462 You're safe with me. 460 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:02,766 Oh shit. 461 00:21:02,771 --> 00:21:04,701 - That's the gun that kills us! - You're her? 462 00:21:04,705 --> 00:21:08,004 - Damn right. Hands up. - Girl, it's chill. 463 00:21:08,009 --> 00:21:10,640 - Okay, I'm chill. - It's you. 464 00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:11,908 You did it, didn't you? 465 00:21:11,913 --> 00:21:14,581 Yes, but it's not me, it's his wishes! 466 00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:16,550 Wishes? 467 00:21:17,619 --> 00:21:19,415 I'm a genie. 468 00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:22,085 Kuru's wish is my command. 469 00:21:22,090 --> 00:21:24,258 And his wishes are fucking nuts. 470 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,430 Okay. A genie? 471 00:21:31,435 --> 00:21:33,399 Did Doug find a lamp or something? 472 00:21:33,404 --> 00:21:36,004 One flamboyant genie lives in a lamp, 473 00:21:36,009 --> 00:21:38,404 now suddenly we all live in lamps. Ugh. 474 00:21:38,409 --> 00:21:41,473 Well, what about a trophy? We dusted a Marzaniok once. 475 00:21:41,478 --> 00:21:42,808 That's cute. 476 00:21:42,813 --> 00:21:45,176 No, I just needed a new master. 477 00:21:45,181 --> 00:21:47,411 Master? Honey, no. 478 00:21:47,416 --> 00:21:50,416 Doug bumped into me at the bar, and that was it. 479 00:21:50,421 --> 00:21:52,618 That's how it works. 480 00:21:52,623 --> 00:21:54,186 And now he calls the shots. 481 00:21:54,191 --> 00:21:56,288 Not so fast. 482 00:21:56,293 --> 00:21:57,960 - Show her what you got. - Oh, yeah. 483 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,060 Your nails. 484 00:22:01,065 --> 00:22:04,663 Same colour as the wounds found on the murder victims. 485 00:22:04,668 --> 00:22:06,265 - Your nails poison them. - Yeah. 486 00:22:06,270 --> 00:22:07,866 But only cause he wished them to. 487 00:22:07,871 --> 00:22:09,202 Why does he want you to kill them? 488 00:22:09,206 --> 00:22:10,705 He wants to be the smartest guy in town 489 00:22:10,709 --> 00:22:13,172 so he makes me kill all the smartest people in town. 490 00:22:13,177 --> 00:22:16,942 - I mean, usually keepers... - Keepers? 491 00:22:16,947 --> 00:22:18,177 You need to stop. 492 00:22:18,182 --> 00:22:19,812 Okay, well, usually they're all like, 493 00:22:19,817 --> 00:22:24,717 "I want guns for hands", or like a laser dick, but not Doug. 494 00:22:24,722 --> 00:22:27,152 Why doesn't he just wish to be the smartest guy in town? 495 00:22:27,157 --> 00:22:29,388 Because he's not smart. 496 00:22:29,393 --> 00:22:31,924 Okay, look. He's already killed twice. 497 00:22:31,929 --> 00:22:33,592 Three wishes. That's all you get. 498 00:22:33,597 --> 00:22:35,327 Dude wished for infinite wishes. 499 00:22:35,332 --> 00:22:36,866 Isn't that against genie rules? 500 00:22:37,501 --> 00:22:40,165 No. And don't be superstitious. 501 00:22:40,170 --> 00:22:42,701 Look. He has infinite wishes, 502 00:22:42,706 --> 00:22:44,603 so no matter what we talk about here, 503 00:22:44,608 --> 00:22:46,608 I'm still bound to keep makin' them all come true. 504 00:22:46,613 --> 00:22:50,109 Except... you won't. 505 00:22:50,114 --> 00:22:51,877 Because... 506 00:22:51,882 --> 00:22:55,314 when you say he bumped into you at the bar and became your... 507 00:22:55,319 --> 00:22:56,882 Lord? 508 00:22:56,887 --> 00:22:58,550 Yeah. None of the words you're using 509 00:22:58,555 --> 00:23:00,590 are working for me, okay? 510 00:23:01,659 --> 00:23:03,426 You meant literally bumped into you. 511 00:23:03,894 --> 00:23:05,058 'Cause when you were at the house, 512 00:23:05,062 --> 00:23:06,356 you kept reaching for each other. 513 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:07,960 He needs to be touching you 514 00:23:07,965 --> 00:23:09,628 for his wish to come true. 515 00:23:09,633 --> 00:23:10,733 Pretty much. 516 00:23:11,335 --> 00:23:12,535 Okay, totally much. 517 00:23:13,671 --> 00:23:14,937 - Nice. - Thanks. 518 00:23:15,503 --> 00:23:17,603 And I'm not leaving your side. 519 00:23:17,608 --> 00:23:20,673 Okay, well, I hope it works, but he is my... 520 00:23:20,678 --> 00:23:23,578 - Don't say it! - He's mine, I'm his. Forever. 521 00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:25,911 - Did he wish to be immortal? - No. I can't do that. 522 00:23:25,916 --> 00:23:28,247 Or bring back people from the dead. 523 00:23:28,252 --> 00:23:30,016 Can you at least pretend you watched Aladdin? 524 00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:32,217 I'm stuck with brain-eater 525 00:23:32,222 --> 00:23:34,553 - till he croaks. - Uh. Which reminds me, 526 00:23:34,558 --> 00:23:36,278 Wynonna, I need to show you something. 527 00:23:39,596 --> 00:23:43,766 Okay. Solid convo, but can I get my phone back now? 528 00:23:45,769 --> 00:23:48,271 I need to see if my tweet's doing numbers. 529 00:23:49,873 --> 00:23:51,570 Are you gonna make me watch Aladdin? 530 00:23:51,575 --> 00:23:54,073 I-I was researching obscure diseases for trivia night 531 00:23:54,078 --> 00:23:55,507 when I came across "Kuru", 532 00:23:55,512 --> 00:23:57,109 the name that Doug wants to be called. 533 00:23:57,114 --> 00:23:59,178 It's a condition that some cannibals get 534 00:23:59,183 --> 00:24:00,379 when they eat human brains. 535 00:24:00,384 --> 00:24:03,318 - Like Mad Cow Disease? - Yes, exactly. 536 00:24:03,323 --> 00:24:05,817 I think that Doug ate human brain, 537 00:24:05,822 --> 00:24:07,286 got sick, googled it, 538 00:24:07,291 --> 00:24:09,621 and started calling himself by the name of that sickness. 539 00:24:09,626 --> 00:24:12,191 Okay. Well, he's not exactly the best of us. 540 00:24:12,196 --> 00:24:14,027 Which is why I'm not leaving here till he's caught. 541 00:24:14,031 --> 00:24:15,794 Yes! Great idea. You stay here. 542 00:24:15,799 --> 00:24:18,230 - I go to trivia night. - No, Jeremy! 543 00:24:18,235 --> 00:24:19,531 We need to find a killer. 544 00:24:19,536 --> 00:24:20,667 There will be other trivia nights. 545 00:24:20,671 --> 00:24:23,373 No, no, no! Tonight is the finals! It's critical. 546 00:24:24,975 --> 00:24:26,375 Jeremy. 547 00:24:27,811 --> 00:24:29,908 It's your beautiful brain. 548 00:24:29,913 --> 00:24:30,913 What? 549 00:24:31,582 --> 00:24:33,282 Trivia night! 550 00:24:34,618 --> 00:24:37,249 Ginny said he wants to find the smartest people 551 00:24:37,254 --> 00:24:39,618 so he can eat their brains! 552 00:24:39,623 --> 00:24:40,953 Your brain! 553 00:24:40,958 --> 00:24:42,621 - That's nuts. - It is, 554 00:24:42,626 --> 00:24:44,922 because random trivia's obviously not 555 00:24:44,927 --> 00:24:46,605 an accurate way to judge intelligence 556 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:47,793 otherwise I'd still be in it. 557 00:24:47,798 --> 00:24:50,195 - Well... - 100% coo-coo for Kuru Puffs! 558 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,232 Okay, okay. So that is why we're all so obsessed. 559 00:24:53,237 --> 00:24:55,267 Yes. And why I'm not. Anymore. 560 00:24:55,272 --> 00:24:56,835 It has nothing to do with you losing? 561 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,238 No. It's the wish. 562 00:24:59,243 --> 00:25:01,607 Okay. Yeah, no. That-that makes sense 563 00:25:01,612 --> 00:25:04,476 in a that-makes-no-sense kinda way. 564 00:25:04,481 --> 00:25:07,212 Great, okay, if you are good to guard the genie, 565 00:25:07,217 --> 00:25:10,149 then me, Waverly, Nicole and Doc can go to trivia night 566 00:25:10,154 --> 00:25:11,650 - and take Kuru-Doug down. - Cool. 567 00:25:11,655 --> 00:25:12,785 It shouldn't be hard. 568 00:25:12,790 --> 00:25:14,921 Without his genie he'll just be a normal numpty. Okay. 569 00:25:14,925 --> 00:25:17,322 I'm gonna call Waverly and tell her the plan. 570 00:25:17,327 --> 00:25:18,357 You call Doc. 571 00:25:18,362 --> 00:25:19,925 Okay. 572 00:25:19,930 --> 00:25:21,527 Okay, so it's a wish. 573 00:25:21,532 --> 00:25:24,000 And the guy will be at trivia and then we'll do a takedown? 574 00:25:24,501 --> 00:25:26,732 The way you say "takedown"... 575 00:25:26,737 --> 00:25:29,868 I can feel your sheriff senses tingling. 576 00:25:29,873 --> 00:25:32,404 - You loved your job. - Well, now I love trivia. 577 00:25:32,409 --> 00:25:33,539 And you. 578 00:25:33,544 --> 00:25:34,944 In that order. 579 00:25:36,180 --> 00:25:38,380 God, what an awful wish! 580 00:25:38,385 --> 00:25:39,885 Don't change the subject. 581 00:25:39,890 --> 00:25:42,581 Hey, maybe you should try club soda on your... 582 00:25:45,823 --> 00:25:46,985 Hey. 583 00:25:49,092 --> 00:25:50,989 I'd lost everything. 584 00:25:50,994 --> 00:25:53,229 The woman I love, my friends. 585 00:25:54,565 --> 00:25:56,695 Then I lost the election. 586 00:25:56,700 --> 00:25:57,867 To Holt. 587 00:25:59,203 --> 00:26:03,135 It was the last straw, so I did something. 588 00:26:03,140 --> 00:26:05,208 Is this a froggy thing again? 589 00:26:06,877 --> 00:26:09,412 Now everybody in Purgatory hates me. 590 00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:11,810 So? 591 00:26:11,815 --> 00:26:15,051 Everyone hates Wynonna, and she still Wynonnas. 592 00:26:16,053 --> 00:26:18,054 - I'm sure it's fine. - It's not. 593 00:26:20,157 --> 00:26:21,257 Look. 594 00:26:22,459 --> 00:26:24,060 Brain stain aside, 595 00:26:25,429 --> 00:26:27,597 we're so close to being happy. 596 00:26:28,765 --> 00:26:31,434 I never want you to blunt your ambition. 597 00:26:33,437 --> 00:26:36,906 It's one of the things that makes you... you. 598 00:26:39,409 --> 00:26:41,373 I got you back. 599 00:26:41,378 --> 00:26:43,012 That's my happy. 600 00:26:53,457 --> 00:26:54,991 He's gonna come get me. 601 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,923 Maybe you should just relax. 602 00:26:57,928 --> 00:26:59,958 Genies don't relax. 603 00:26:59,963 --> 00:27:02,394 Okay? I'd have to have my own needs and desires for that, 604 00:27:02,399 --> 00:27:05,430 rather than just fulfill wishes. 605 00:27:05,435 --> 00:27:07,132 You killed people. 606 00:27:07,137 --> 00:27:08,700 Doug killed people. 607 00:27:08,705 --> 00:27:11,672 - I did my job. - Right. 608 00:27:11,677 --> 00:27:14,642 Genies don't kill people. People with genies kill people. 609 00:27:14,647 --> 00:27:15,976 Facts. 610 00:27:15,981 --> 00:27:17,849 Well, maybe don't pick an asshole next time. 611 00:27:21,017 --> 00:27:23,018 You saying I have bad taste in men? 612 00:27:24,855 --> 00:27:26,985 I get the bad boy thing. 613 00:27:26,990 --> 00:27:28,620 Doug? 614 00:27:28,625 --> 00:27:31,690 - Ew. No, he's just my... - Bah! 615 00:27:31,695 --> 00:27:34,826 Uh... he's my "wish-getting guy". 616 00:27:34,831 --> 00:27:37,333 - Thank you. - It's not romantic. 617 00:27:38,869 --> 00:27:43,869 Even when they are cute, they're all Kuru in the end. 618 00:27:43,874 --> 00:27:45,341 I'd retweet that. 619 00:27:47,644 --> 00:27:49,042 What's the capital of Tanzania? 620 00:27:49,046 --> 00:27:50,546 Ah! Dodoma! 621 00:27:53,129 --> 00:27:54,926 I could help with those butterflies 622 00:27:54,931 --> 00:27:57,582 - if you just told me. - Never. 623 00:27:57,587 --> 00:28:00,352 Oh, my God, why am I here, why am I here? 624 00:28:00,357 --> 00:28:01,920 Why am I... 625 00:28:01,925 --> 00:28:04,756 You're here because we want to decide 626 00:28:04,761 --> 00:28:07,092 who has Purgatory's tastiest brain. 627 00:28:07,097 --> 00:28:08,460 Right, yeah. 628 00:28:08,465 --> 00:28:09,761 And so does the killer. 629 00:28:09,766 --> 00:28:13,469 And when he comes, we'll take him down. 630 00:28:15,105 --> 00:28:18,603 Wow. Chicken-kicker shows her face. 631 00:28:18,608 --> 00:28:19,938 What did you just call her? 632 00:28:26,850 --> 00:28:28,884 Alright, settle down. 633 00:28:29,686 --> 00:28:30,949 Come on. 634 00:28:30,954 --> 00:28:32,718 Start your brain engines, folks. 635 00:28:32,723 --> 00:28:33,819 Take your seats. 636 00:28:33,824 --> 00:28:36,188 Nope. I am taking no seats. 637 00:28:36,193 --> 00:28:37,522 Nicole! Wait! 638 00:28:37,527 --> 00:28:41,197 I mean... I can't go with you, but I love you! 639 00:28:48,038 --> 00:28:49,067 Ow! 640 00:28:49,072 --> 00:28:51,167 Argh! Great. Kuru's wish 641 00:28:51,172 --> 00:28:53,772 means I literally can't leave trivia night. 642 00:28:53,777 --> 00:28:55,444 You've got to be kidding me. 643 00:28:58,482 --> 00:29:00,379 At least there's no Reaper anymore. 644 00:29:00,384 --> 00:29:02,080 Alright folks! 645 00:29:02,085 --> 00:29:05,150 Now, seeing as how this is sudden death, 646 00:29:05,155 --> 00:29:07,249 you buzz in with one wrong answer 647 00:29:07,254 --> 00:29:09,154 and that's all she wrote for you, you're done. 648 00:29:09,159 --> 00:29:10,922 You dig? 649 00:29:10,927 --> 00:29:12,657 Finalists? 650 00:29:12,662 --> 00:29:14,493 You made it to the end? 651 00:29:14,498 --> 00:29:16,695 - Oh, I don't sleep, Earp. - Okay, remember guys, 652 00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:18,063 we're here to catch a killer. 653 00:29:18,068 --> 00:29:20,599 After I best you at Pop Culture 101. 654 00:29:20,604 --> 00:29:22,200 As if, Oldie Hawn. 655 00:29:22,205 --> 00:29:24,069 Also, I love you. 656 00:29:24,074 --> 00:29:25,904 Question number one. 657 00:29:25,909 --> 00:29:27,539 This famous songstress 658 00:29:27,544 --> 00:29:29,939 is the youngest of 14 siblings. 659 00:29:29,944 --> 00:29:32,044 Celine! 660 00:29:33,316 --> 00:29:34,881 Looks like we got a fun night ahead of us. 661 00:29:34,885 --> 00:29:36,448 That one's a draw. Question number two. 662 00:29:36,453 --> 00:29:37,849 Turkmenistan! 663 00:29:37,854 --> 00:29:39,284 Für Elise! 664 00:29:39,289 --> 00:29:42,521 Kristy Yamaguchi! 665 00:29:42,526 --> 00:29:44,720 Correct. Next question. 666 00:29:44,725 --> 00:29:46,525 Ah! The archangel Gabriel. 667 00:29:46,530 --> 00:29:48,293 Gah! That should've been mine! 668 00:29:48,298 --> 00:29:51,797 I'm the... one who read Paradise Lost. 669 00:29:51,802 --> 00:29:53,498 - Next question. - Dunkeroos! 670 00:29:53,503 --> 00:29:54,900 Quaaludes! 671 00:29:54,905 --> 00:29:56,134 Armie Hammer. 672 00:29:56,139 --> 00:29:57,139 Correct. 673 00:29:57,144 --> 00:29:58,367 Ooh! The planet Ork! 674 00:29:58,372 --> 00:30:00,272 The Republic of Djibouti! 675 00:30:00,277 --> 00:30:03,742 Justin, Joey, Chris, JC and Lance. 676 00:30:03,747 --> 00:30:07,479 Correct. 677 00:30:07,484 --> 00:30:08,880 - Boron! - No! 678 00:30:08,885 --> 00:30:10,449 I'm the science guy! 679 00:30:10,454 --> 00:30:12,284 Jack Ruby. 680 00:30:12,289 --> 00:30:14,119 Oswald, he was a patsy. 681 00:30:14,124 --> 00:30:15,320 You are correct. 682 00:30:16,330 --> 00:30:17,823 Correct. 683 00:30:17,828 --> 00:30:19,558 Correct. Correct. 684 00:30:19,563 --> 00:30:20,625 Correct. 685 00:30:20,630 --> 00:30:22,294 - Correct. - Yes! 686 00:30:23,633 --> 00:30:25,830 Okay, here's one for the cowboys. 687 00:30:25,835 --> 00:30:27,799 Now known as the "dead man's hand", 688 00:30:27,804 --> 00:30:31,132 what combination of cards was Wild Bill Hickock holding 689 00:30:31,137 --> 00:30:32,637 - when he was shot in the back? - Ugh! 690 00:30:32,642 --> 00:30:34,639 Mr. Holliday. 691 00:30:34,644 --> 00:30:36,675 William had himself a deuce and a seven, 692 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:39,211 which is a death unto itself. 693 00:30:39,216 --> 00:30:41,177 Dead man's hand is a pair of aces and eights. 694 00:30:41,182 --> 00:30:43,682 Uh, yeah, that is not what he had. 695 00:30:43,687 --> 00:30:46,017 I was there. 696 00:30:46,022 --> 00:30:47,652 Did he just say he was there? 697 00:30:47,657 --> 00:30:50,426 Yeah, wow, you really need another mint, Bradley. 698 00:30:51,862 --> 00:30:53,458 Sorry Doc, but you're out. 699 00:30:53,463 --> 00:30:55,260 This is an outrage, 700 00:30:55,265 --> 00:30:57,262 I must remain in this battle and prove that 701 00:30:57,267 --> 00:30:59,468 it is I that has the ideal brain. 702 00:31:00,470 --> 00:31:02,767 Wait. Why is it still just us? 703 00:31:02,772 --> 00:31:04,466 Where is the man that calls himself Kuru? 704 00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:06,771 Boo! Down in front! 705 00:31:06,776 --> 00:31:08,807 - Boo! - Move it along. 706 00:31:08,812 --> 00:31:10,108 You're still my favourite, boo. 707 00:31:10,113 --> 00:31:13,712 Okay, wait. So, now, he's the vampire demon leader? 708 00:31:13,717 --> 00:31:15,547 I know, it's messed up. 709 00:31:17,187 --> 00:31:20,385 Well, I can tell you, love messed up. 710 00:31:20,390 --> 00:31:22,287 At least I know my keeper. 711 00:31:22,292 --> 00:31:25,123 - Hey. Stop saying that word! - Why? 712 00:31:25,128 --> 00:31:27,025 Because it's got horrible connotations. 713 00:31:27,030 --> 00:31:29,694 That's the reality for some of us. 714 00:31:29,699 --> 00:31:31,396 Both of us. 715 00:31:31,401 --> 00:31:33,465 I still have the gun that can kill you. 716 00:31:33,470 --> 00:31:36,735 Or does it have you, honey? 717 00:31:38,775 --> 00:31:44,910 Okay, please. Can I just quickly just peek at my notifications? 718 00:31:44,915 --> 00:31:46,149 Please? 719 00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:47,679 Please. 720 00:31:47,684 --> 00:31:50,615 Just don't text Doug. 721 00:31:50,620 --> 00:31:52,217 Ghost him till he dies. 722 00:31:52,222 --> 00:31:53,422 I'm worse than a ghost. 723 00:31:54,057 --> 00:31:56,221 Ugh. 724 00:31:56,226 --> 00:31:59,725 Ugh... he wished he could walk through walls. 725 00:31:59,730 --> 00:32:01,793 I wish Wynonna would open the cell. 726 00:32:10,407 --> 00:32:11,974 Why aren't you at trivia night? 727 00:32:13,109 --> 00:32:15,874 Back at the house, I realized... 728 00:32:15,879 --> 00:32:17,112 street brains. 729 00:32:18,348 --> 00:32:19,949 You mean street smarts? 730 00:32:22,719 --> 00:32:26,422 Street brains are brains that I want too. 731 00:32:27,591 --> 00:32:31,193 That's what you have. So, you. 732 00:32:32,729 --> 00:32:34,659 Ugh. 733 00:32:34,664 --> 00:32:37,032 I wish for her to say bye-bye to her brain. 734 00:32:40,971 --> 00:32:42,569 Bye-bye, brain. 735 00:32:45,892 --> 00:32:47,955 We must leave. The killer's not here 736 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,361 which means he's heading for his genie, 737 00:32:49,365 --> 00:32:50,565 putting Wynonna in danger. 738 00:32:50,570 --> 00:32:52,370 Yes, okay, yeah, you're right. You're right! 739 00:32:52,375 --> 00:32:53,807 - Yeah. We have to help her. - Alright, 740 00:32:53,811 --> 00:32:55,076 we've done the final calculations, 741 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,377 and it turns out it's a dead tie 742 00:32:56,382 --> 00:33:00,080 between Waverly Earp and Jeremy Chetri. 743 00:33:00,085 --> 00:33:02,349 Come on up here for a sudden-death playoff round. 744 00:33:02,354 --> 00:33:04,905 I am so sorry, Doc, I can't help it! 745 00:33:04,910 --> 00:33:06,340 Neither can I. 746 00:33:06,345 --> 00:33:08,776 If I have to do this alone then I will! 747 00:33:08,781 --> 00:33:09,843 One question at a time, 748 00:33:09,848 --> 00:33:11,328 - five seconds to answer. - Okay. 749 00:33:14,786 --> 00:33:17,885 Dammit. I simply cannot miss trivia. 750 00:33:17,890 --> 00:33:20,888 Literally. We cannot waste another moment. 751 00:33:20,893 --> 00:33:22,656 One of you must lose, and posthaste. 752 00:33:22,661 --> 00:33:26,293 - Well, she's your sister! - Uh! You're found family! 753 00:33:26,298 --> 00:33:28,028 You chose her. You lose. 754 00:33:28,033 --> 00:33:29,262 Snap out of it! 755 00:33:29,267 --> 00:33:30,801 We can't! 756 00:33:31,737 --> 00:33:33,571 If we have no other choice. 757 00:33:35,007 --> 00:33:36,570 I wish she would lie on the gurney. 758 00:33:43,715 --> 00:33:45,746 I guess I know what's next. 759 00:33:45,751 --> 00:33:49,787 - What's that? - You get me to finish the job. 760 00:33:50,989 --> 00:33:52,223 Mm-hmm. 761 00:33:53,959 --> 00:33:55,126 Fine! 762 00:33:57,763 --> 00:33:59,726 - I wish for a knife. - Doug. 763 00:33:59,731 --> 00:34:01,294 Kuru! 764 00:34:01,299 --> 00:34:03,834 I am the demon Kuru. 765 00:34:05,203 --> 00:34:07,300 I will be removing this brain... 766 00:34:07,305 --> 00:34:09,236 ... myself. 767 00:34:12,044 --> 00:34:14,041 Doc! Hey, what's going on up there? 768 00:34:14,046 --> 00:34:16,243 Jeremy and Waverly are caught in a stalemate. 769 00:34:16,248 --> 00:34:18,545 And I believe Wynonna to be in grave danger. 770 00:34:18,550 --> 00:34:20,047 So I take it you're stuck here too? 771 00:34:20,052 --> 00:34:22,749 Well, I suppose we all are until trivia ends, 772 00:34:22,754 --> 00:34:24,952 when one of them answers incorrectly. 773 00:34:24,957 --> 00:34:26,257 Or doesn't answer at all. 774 00:34:28,961 --> 00:34:30,661 We'll need a distraction. 775 00:34:33,231 --> 00:34:34,598 We need Chicken-kicker. 776 00:34:36,868 --> 00:34:38,598 Okay. Next question. 777 00:34:38,603 --> 00:34:41,134 - According to Greek mythology... - Hey. Phone. Now. 778 00:34:41,139 --> 00:34:43,370 Oh, please don't check my browser history. 779 00:34:43,375 --> 00:34:45,739 Okay, we'll talk about that later. 780 00:34:45,744 --> 00:34:48,141 - Rachel, I need the video. - What video? 781 00:34:48,146 --> 00:34:50,777 The video. Chicken-kicker. 782 00:34:50,782 --> 00:34:52,779 I deleted it. I respect the ban. 783 00:34:52,784 --> 00:34:54,885 No one in their right mind would delete that video. 784 00:34:56,722 --> 00:34:58,489 It's in a folder marked "Tax Stuff". 785 00:34:59,725 --> 00:35:01,521 Clever girl. 786 00:35:01,526 --> 00:35:05,091 Okay, I just need to find the Bluetooth. 787 00:35:05,096 --> 00:35:06,226 Waverly Earp. 788 00:35:06,231 --> 00:35:10,497 A tribe in Papua New Guinea is affected by this condition 789 00:35:10,502 --> 00:35:13,133 - when eating brain. - Oh! 790 00:35:13,138 --> 00:35:14,872 Goodbye, self-respect. 791 00:35:15,974 --> 00:35:17,771 Hello. 792 00:35:17,776 --> 00:35:21,408 You losers didn't vote for me for Sheriff, 793 00:35:21,413 --> 00:35:22,776 but I stayed! 794 00:35:22,781 --> 00:35:25,746 I'm the one who stayed! 795 00:35:25,751 --> 00:35:29,550 And now you just wanna stuff your dumb faces 796 00:35:29,555 --> 00:35:30,817 while celebrating Holt?! 797 00:35:30,822 --> 00:35:32,319 Waverly, do you have an answer? 798 00:35:32,324 --> 00:35:36,957 Well, fuck your votes, fuck your dinner! 799 00:35:36,962 --> 00:35:39,659 And fuck this chicken! 800 00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:43,261 Your chance to win the tournament. 801 00:35:43,265 --> 00:35:45,065 Kuru! 802 00:35:45,070 --> 00:35:46,566 Kuru! 803 00:35:46,571 --> 00:35:48,535 Yes! Jeremy Chetri, 804 00:35:48,540 --> 00:35:51,705 you have the biggest, tastiest brain in Purgatory! 805 00:35:51,710 --> 00:35:53,140 Yeah! 806 00:35:58,216 --> 00:35:59,546 What? 807 00:35:59,551 --> 00:36:01,719 I'm sorry, I'm sure your brain tastes terrible. 808 00:36:03,889 --> 00:36:05,289 Praise be. 809 00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:08,955 Ginny! Ginny, get Peacemaker! Help! 810 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,157 I can't do shit. 811 00:36:11,830 --> 00:36:13,693 Help! 812 00:36:13,698 --> 00:36:15,462 And I need a more Zen atmosphere. 813 00:36:15,467 --> 00:36:16,830 I wish for her to stop screaming. 814 00:36:21,540 --> 00:36:22,973 You know, I don't feel so good. 815 00:36:23,642 --> 00:36:25,138 I wish for a bigger knife. 816 00:36:25,143 --> 00:36:26,807 Sure, that's what's stopping you. 817 00:36:26,812 --> 00:36:28,809 I am Kuru! 818 00:36:28,814 --> 00:36:31,144 I am Kuru, and I can be strong too. 819 00:36:32,250 --> 00:36:33,680 I can be st... 820 00:36:34,787 --> 00:36:37,484 Okay. Just come to me and I'll take care of it. 821 00:36:37,489 --> 00:36:39,190 I need street brains. 822 00:36:39,725 --> 00:36:40,825 I wish... 823 00:36:41,893 --> 00:36:44,228 I tried Wynonna, but it is what it is. 824 00:36:49,134 --> 00:36:52,332 Whoa! What the hell! Ah! 825 00:36:52,337 --> 00:36:53,867 He's dead, Wynonna. 826 00:36:53,872 --> 00:36:57,871 - Were you gonna let him cut me? - Uh, I was killing time. 827 00:36:57,876 --> 00:36:59,577 His cannibal brain's been rotting for weeks. 828 00:36:59,581 --> 00:37:02,016 It was obv he was about to kick it, so... 829 00:37:03,882 --> 00:37:05,946 Sup, Doc. Where ya been? 830 00:37:05,951 --> 00:37:07,581 You alright? 831 00:37:07,586 --> 00:37:09,486 It's all Kuru, baby. 832 00:37:10,555 --> 00:37:11,985 So, who had the tastiest brain? 833 00:37:11,990 --> 00:37:13,524 So this is yours? 834 00:37:14,493 --> 00:37:16,894 Hey... I'm Ginny. 835 00:37:21,050 --> 00:37:23,547 A drink for the champion! 836 00:37:23,552 --> 00:37:26,984 Oh! Hey! Do you wanna try on the hat? 837 00:37:26,989 --> 00:37:28,953 - I'm good. - Nah, seriously, 838 00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:31,555 - you should try it on. - Nah. 839 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,791 I don't have to sit here if you don't want me to. 840 00:37:33,796 --> 00:37:35,159 And miss my opportunity 841 00:37:35,164 --> 00:37:37,094 to speak with the Chicken-kicker herself? 842 00:37:37,099 --> 00:37:38,763 Okay, well, 843 00:37:38,768 --> 00:37:41,032 anything that you want to know on chicken kicking, 844 00:37:41,037 --> 00:37:42,904 I will happily oblige. 845 00:37:44,340 --> 00:37:46,671 But I know there's something else you'd rather hear about. 846 00:37:46,676 --> 00:37:49,907 You were gonna trade me to the Clantons? 847 00:37:49,912 --> 00:37:52,009 Look. There's no excuse, okay? 848 00:37:52,014 --> 00:37:54,816 But... I had reasons. 849 00:37:55,818 --> 00:37:57,214 It brought Waverly home to me. 850 00:37:57,219 --> 00:37:59,354 - I was a part of that too. - I know. 851 00:38:00,656 --> 00:38:02,924 I will be forever grateful. 852 00:38:05,094 --> 00:38:07,229 Doc, I'm sorry, but I had to be sure. 853 00:38:07,897 --> 00:38:09,326 What did they even want with me? 854 00:38:09,331 --> 00:38:11,128 No clue. 855 00:38:11,133 --> 00:38:13,664 But I knew that whatever it was, 856 00:38:13,669 --> 00:38:15,266 that you could handle it. 857 00:38:15,271 --> 00:38:18,702 And if you didn't, then we were gonna figure it out. 858 00:38:18,707 --> 00:38:19,908 Together. 859 00:38:20,576 --> 00:38:22,036 'Cause I'd fight for you too, Doc. 860 00:38:24,313 --> 00:38:26,281 I appreciate that, Sheriff Haught. 861 00:38:27,683 --> 00:38:30,082 You know you're the only one who still calls me that, right? 862 00:38:30,086 --> 00:38:32,821 The badge alone does not give the authority. 863 00:38:34,023 --> 00:38:37,321 Yeah. Tell that to the people who saw me kick a chicken. 864 00:38:40,796 --> 00:38:42,030 Why don't you tell them? 865 00:38:53,576 --> 00:38:54,976 Hey everybody, listen up! 866 00:38:57,913 --> 00:39:00,248 Yeah. You getting this? Good. 867 00:39:01,217 --> 00:39:02,751 Show of hands here: 868 00:39:04,220 --> 00:39:05,854 who voted for me? 869 00:39:10,493 --> 00:39:12,923 Well, I don't care. I'm not embarrassed about it. 870 00:39:12,928 --> 00:39:15,426 We all do things we regret, right? 871 00:39:15,431 --> 00:39:17,094 So yeah, okay. 872 00:39:17,099 --> 00:39:19,463 I am Chicken-kicker. 873 00:39:19,468 --> 00:39:21,365 Yeah, ya are! 874 00:39:21,370 --> 00:39:22,867 But I'm still gonna be your sheriff. 875 00:39:22,872 --> 00:39:25,269 'Cause I made a promise. 876 00:39:25,274 --> 00:39:28,773 I made a promise to serve and protect 877 00:39:28,778 --> 00:39:31,312 every single person in this town. 878 00:39:33,149 --> 00:39:34,582 Even those that break the law. 879 00:39:35,718 --> 00:39:39,016 Or slice their grilled cheese sandwich lengthwise instead 880 00:39:39,021 --> 00:39:42,253 of diagonally, which... I've never understood. 881 00:39:42,258 --> 00:39:45,026 Or don't like me... 882 00:39:46,162 --> 00:39:47,829 because I'm an outsider. 883 00:39:49,431 --> 00:39:50,598 Because I'm gay. 884 00:39:52,801 --> 00:39:54,265 I don't care that she's gay! 885 00:39:54,270 --> 00:39:57,205 Even those who literally ate feces. 886 00:39:58,507 --> 00:40:00,671 You eat shit one time and it's... 887 00:40:00,676 --> 00:40:02,773 It's kinda like kicking a chicken. 888 00:40:02,778 --> 00:40:03,778 One time. 889 00:40:07,483 --> 00:40:10,714 You know, folks, we've all made mistakes. 890 00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:13,688 And it usually happens with things we care about the most. 891 00:40:16,659 --> 00:40:20,094 We do need you, Sheriff Haught. 892 00:40:22,998 --> 00:40:25,930 Revote's unanimous. You're reinstated. 893 00:40:33,042 --> 00:40:34,605 Oh, my god. 894 00:40:34,610 --> 00:40:37,541 I finally get Wynonna's bad boy thing. 895 00:40:37,546 --> 00:40:38,976 Chicken-kicker is hot. 896 00:40:55,364 --> 00:40:58,362 Here to be my matriarch? 897 00:40:58,367 --> 00:40:59,734 No. 898 00:41:03,372 --> 00:41:04,802 But we got him. 899 00:41:04,807 --> 00:41:07,071 - The disease got him. - Did it? 900 00:41:07,076 --> 00:41:10,537 - Or do all your... masters... - Careful. 901 00:41:10,542 --> 00:41:11,842 ... die like that? 902 00:41:11,847 --> 00:41:14,945 - Diseased and full of rot. - Doug was sick. 903 00:41:14,950 --> 00:41:16,480 Dude ate brain. 904 00:41:16,485 --> 00:41:17,919 See, what I think, 905 00:41:19,021 --> 00:41:21,051 having a genie, 906 00:41:21,056 --> 00:41:23,988 all that choice, it makes them insane. 907 00:41:23,993 --> 00:41:27,958 And then you get to kill for them. You like it. 908 00:41:27,963 --> 00:41:30,428 Well, I was just doing what I have to do. 909 00:41:30,433 --> 00:41:32,229 I'm the victim. 910 00:41:32,234 --> 00:41:33,631 You said so yourself. 911 00:41:33,636 --> 00:41:36,200 You may be a genie, but you are still a demon. 912 00:41:36,205 --> 00:41:37,602 He was just some idiot. 913 00:41:37,607 --> 00:41:39,407 And you'll find another one. 914 00:41:41,114 --> 00:41:42,944 You're too powerful a weapon. 915 00:41:42,949 --> 00:41:46,214 I realized it when you got Doug to wish for me to be quiet. 916 00:41:46,219 --> 00:41:47,949 I couldn't listen to you cry for help 917 00:41:47,954 --> 00:41:49,317 when I couldn't help you! 918 00:41:49,322 --> 00:41:51,649 You gotta listen to the screams. 919 00:41:51,654 --> 00:41:54,618 You have to look the cost of this in the eye 920 00:41:54,623 --> 00:41:56,557 and tell it to go fuck itself. 921 00:42:00,694 --> 00:42:01,895 Okay. 922 00:42:03,766 --> 00:42:05,400 You want a new choice? 923 00:42:09,538 --> 00:42:11,468 Have all the choices you want. 924 00:42:11,473 --> 00:42:12,903 I've already had a curse. 925 00:42:12,908 --> 00:42:14,204 I can stop what's coming. 926 00:42:14,209 --> 00:42:16,006 I can stop what's coming. 927 00:42:16,011 --> 00:42:17,612 I could make him love you again. 928 00:42:23,252 --> 00:42:25,049 Hmm. 929 00:42:30,025 --> 00:42:31,889 Make Doc choke it down. 930 00:42:31,894 --> 00:42:33,128 I get it. 931 00:42:34,195 --> 00:42:35,491 I'm poison too. 932 00:42:35,496 --> 00:42:38,394 With a psychotic gun for a master. 933 00:42:38,399 --> 00:42:39,862 We're the same. 934 00:42:39,867 --> 00:42:41,468 The difference is that... 935 00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:44,496 you have a way out. 936 00:42:44,501 --> 00:42:46,632 No, you don't have to. 937 00:42:46,637 --> 00:42:47,833 Genie. 938 00:42:54,283 --> 00:42:55,548 You're free. 939 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:18,900 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 65018

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