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NARRATOR:
At the time this picture
was taken, not one of these
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fourth graders had ever
been married or engaged
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or in any kind
of long-term relationship.
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But as they grew
into adulthood,
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all of them found love
and paired off.
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All of them except one.
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In a world of happy couples,
there are those
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who just can't seem
to figure it out.
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They're often intelligent,
attractive, decent people,
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but still they remain alone.
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Why?
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Why does love elude them now
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and perhaps forever?
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CARYN:
How did this happen,
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Marty?
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I mean, wow, we had it.
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That amazing, magical connection
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that some people wait
their whole lives for, but...
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You, you were always
terrified of the intimacy.
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Weren't you?
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I could see it in your eyes
the very first day we met.
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Which was Wednesday.
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I tried to make you feel safe.
I really did.
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I tried on Wednesday,
I tried yesterday,
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and I would've tried today,
but you went off to play
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in that volleyball game,
which I later found out
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actually was coed-- whatever.
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(chuckles):
What are you even talking about?
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We got wasted
and humped in a lifeboat.
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Twice, Marty.
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We can build on that.
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Are you open
to couples counseling?
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Check, please.
I was gonna order dessert.
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What's up, chief?
Got some bad news, Stosh.
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We're letting you go.
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(chuckles)
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You're jerking my chain, right?
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No. It was Donald's decision.
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He asked me to tell you.
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Well, what was
Donald's reason, huh?
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Well, come on, Adam,
this is a load of crap.
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I-I've been the top
sales rep here nine years.
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Nine years.
What was his reason?
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He says you banged his fiancée.
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(laughs):
That is...
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that is possible.
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But come on, man.
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It takes two to tango.
Am I right?
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I mean, is it my fault
that she's a wild woman?
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Did I get her
that hit of ecstasy?
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He says you did, yes.
Hey, she asked me to.
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I can show you all the texts
back and forth.
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It's over, Stosh.
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What is your problem
anyway, huh?
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At your age, still living
the way you do.
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You some kind of sex addict
or something?
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Hey, I got the same sex drive
as everybody else.
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I just don't have the drive
to do all that other horse...
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Clean out your office.
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You know what?
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Zara?
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Going out, hon?
Yes.
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To get breakfast.
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When do you think
you'll be back?
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Um, probably... never-ish.
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Wait.
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Y-You're moving out?
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You were just gonna vanish
without saying a word?
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No. There's a muffin basket
coming later.
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I thought things were
so good between us.
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I know you did, David.
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Look, like everything
in this universe,
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love has its own
natural lifespan.
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And then,
in one heartbreaking moment,
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it's gone.
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And this is that moment?
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What, right now? Oh, God, no.
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It was, like,
in April or something
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when you tattooed
my name on your arm.
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What the hell is
wrong with you?!
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This is mine.
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What kind of
person could be
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so passionate and loving one day
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and then just go
completely cold?
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What kind of
person is that?
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TV ANNOUNCER:
Two down, bottom of the ninth...
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He won't give him
nothing to hit.
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He should be smart
and take the bases on balls.
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Pop, you are totally
and amazingly wrong.
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He should wait for the curve.
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Mom would've agreed with me.
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Yeah, she would've
been wrong, too.
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Take the bases on...
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Here's the 3-2 pitch.
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Swinging,
fouled off back this way.
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Oh, you see that? He was...
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Right after the game tonight,
the Mets will head
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to the airport
for a three-city road trip--
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St. Louis, Colorado and Atlanta.
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Pop?
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And they'll finish
that off next weekend.
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Oh...
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No, no, no, no. Pop.
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Here is the 3-2 pitch on the...
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Swinging!
(bat cracks, crowd cheering)
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CARYN: Hey, Mom.
Cruise ship just got in.
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EVELYN:
Oh, welcome home, darling.
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So, did you meet anyone?
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I met a great guy the first day,
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but he didn't like me
as much as I liked him.
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And... neither did
the two after that.
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Oy. What are you doing
on a singles cruise anyway?
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Howard is such a wonderful man
and a doctor.
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Why don't you just
accept his proposal
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and be done with this nonsense?
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No.
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You do not select well, Caryn.
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Always the bad boys
with the swagger
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and the tight blue jeans.
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You know what I think?
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I think that's
what gets you... excited.
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Duh.
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Grow up already
and marry Howard!
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And I know you're playing
a game on your phone.
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That vindictive ass bag.
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(groans)
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Sorry to impose, Sue.
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But, hell, a man's got a right
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to get into his own home,
doesn't he?
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You know, those bastards
can take away
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their company-owned condo.
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They can't take away my dignity.
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Or my watches.
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Or my Italian suits.
Oh, boy.
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Or my salon-grade
microdermabrasion kit.
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(huffs)
All right.
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Aren't you gonna wish me luck?
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Just jump.
All right, then.
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See you.
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(grunts)
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Oh, right in
the gonads!
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(groaning)
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Mother of ass!
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Are we done here or...?
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You got time for a quick drink?
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(harmonica playing)
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Oh, you need some help?
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Uh, no, thanks.
I got it.
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I live here.
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In this one.
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Yeah, you're sock puppet guy.
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(laughs):
Yeah.
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Yeah, I do puppet shows
on the steps sometimes.
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For the kids.
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I've never seen any kids.
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My father died.
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What?
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(louder):
My father died.
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I heard you. I'm just, um...
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I'm sorry.
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He was a good guy.
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Mm...
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(harmonica playing)
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Molly?
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Molly, are you home?
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(screaming)
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Ew! Who are you?
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Um, I came to the
party last night,
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and I wound up having sex
with your daughter.
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Oh, Caryn, hi!
How was the cruise?
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Oh, Logan, this is
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my roommate/landlady Caryn.
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Oh, nice to meet you, man.
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All right.
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Isn't he great?
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Is he wearing my underwear?
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Mine were too small.
I'm gonna go shower.
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And then I'll totally
help you clean up.
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Hey, lady?
(gasps)
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You seen my twin brother?
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Thanks.
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(door opens, closes)
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This has to stop being my life.
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(sighs)
Send.
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No emoticons,
no emoticons, no emoticons.
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(phone whooshes)
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(gas hissing)
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(inhales deeply)
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We have gathered here today
to pay our final respects
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to Melvin...
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Le-window.
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(whispers):
Lewandoski.
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Lavan-dusty.
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Melvin was born in 1935
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in the small Polish town
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of Cha... Cha...
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Czestochowa.
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Cheska-wawa.
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Psst! Eric?
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In 1963...
(whispers): Hey! Cousin Stosh!
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Yeah.
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It's been a long time.
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How you doing?
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Great! Oh.
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Except I got
some bad news for you.
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My dad died.
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Yeah, man.
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I know. I read it
in the obits. I mean...
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(shushes)
Wait. You got to hear this.
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...welcome into
the world
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their one and only child,
Eric...
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Lavan-dusty.
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That's me.
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ERIC:
So, then after high school,
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I got a job working nights
on the bridge,
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and kept living here so I could
take care of Ma and Pop.
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Did that for about three years.
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And then...
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and then I just kept doing it.
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So is the place kind of
how you remember it?
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Hasn't changed since '89.
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Literally not one thing.
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You know,
I missed you, Cousin Stosh.
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Yeah? You miss having
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some stupid douche bag
put slush balls down your back?
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I mean, not just
any stupid douche bag.
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It was you. (chuckles)
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Hey, listen, Eric.
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If you need some help with
the transition and whatnot,
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I'd be happy to move out
of my place in the city
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and come stay here for
a while, if you like.
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That would be... awesome!
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Yeah?
Yeah!
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All right, thanks! Thank...
I mean, good, good.
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This is good. You know what?
I'm gonna go get my stuff.
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But here's what I want
you to do for me.
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I want you to get outside.
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Get in the sunshine and try
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to enjoy your life
for a change, huh?
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Enjoy my life.
Yeah.
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I'm gonna give that a shot.
All right.
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Do me a favor-- get some
new stuff for the walls,
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'cause if I have to sleep here
with your picture everywhere,
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I'll never choke
the sheriff again.
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(laughing)
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First day of your
new life. Go!
Okay.
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You're totally gonna
choke the sheriff here!
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ERIC:
Hi. Hi.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Hey.
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Ma'am, um, my cousin,
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he told me to buy some art.
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So what would be
good art to buy?
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It's, like, for, like, a wall.
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(chuckles)
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Uh, well, uh, maybe
if there's a piece
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that you find disturbing.
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Hmm.
One that
makes you experience
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an emotion that you're
deeply uncomfortable with.
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I'll take this one.
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(laughs)
263
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,655
Uh...
264
00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:28,334
Uh, those paintings
aren't mine, actually.
265
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,001
These are.
266
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:33,300
Oh! Oh, okay. Ooh.
267
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,103
I'll take this one
then definitely.
268
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,095
Yeah, it's a lot better
than that weird kitten.
269
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,137
(laughs)
270
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,641
Shoot.
271
00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,614
Is it more than $16?
272
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,612
It's $16 exactly.
273
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,554
What?!
274
00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,348
Okay, great!
275
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,120
Uh, here you go.
It's all singles.
276
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,379
Thanks, man.
277
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,617
Cool. It's humongous.
(laughs)
278
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,822
So I-I just hang it up
on my wall?
Yup.
279
00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:57,115
(both laugh)
280
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,287
Oh, whoa!
281
00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,655
Breezy!
282
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,293
Hey, how far do you
have to walk with that?
283
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,128
Uh, just across the bridge
to Queens.
284
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,903
Oh.
I'll be okay.
285
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,940
(grunts)
ZARA: Oh.
286
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,449
Okay, whisk two eggs.
287
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,251
Do not overcook pasta.
288
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,320
Okay.
289
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,816
Okay, just chop things.
290
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,688
If you chop things,
you are cooking.
291
00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:35,056
All right, all my stuff
is in the truck.
292
00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,355
Caryn, I think it's mad cool
293
00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:37,826
that you're finally
getting married.
294
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,895
Yes, I am! Thank you, Molly.
295
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:43,043
Okay, bye!
296
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,640
Bye.
297
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,611
Wow.
298
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,275
Nice first day.
299
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:55,584
Hey!
300
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,115
(smoke alarm beeping
in distance)
301
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,050
CARYN (faintly):
Damn it! Ow!
302
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,297
(groans)
Now what?
303
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,428
(smoke alarm beeping)
304
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:12,132
Hi.
Hi.
305
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,295
Who are you?
I'm staying
with my cousin next door.
306
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,144
You know him--
husky, sort of weird...
307
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,439
Sweet, a little odd.
...kind of stupid, yeah.
308
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,211
Anyway, is your
apartment on fire?
309
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,740
No.
310
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,305
Maybe.
311
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,513
Let's have a look.
312
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,917
Come on in.
313
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,319
Holy hell,
what happened in here?
314
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,721
I was trying to cook
dinner for my fiancé.
315
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,663
Fiancé. Fiancé.
316
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,088
Wow, that is one of those words
317
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,394
that sounds strange
if you say it a lot.
318
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,656
(smoke alarm stops)
Or even once.
319
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,469
So, you need help
salvaging the meal?
320
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:50,642
Oh.
I kid.
321
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,440
Of course you do.
322
00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,654
You are so good at this.
323
00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:00,678
Are you, like,
a real chef or something?
324
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,153
Professionally?
No, no.
325
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,852
I've got a much
sexier job than that.
326
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,154
Which is?
327
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,185
VP of sales at a
dental products firm.
328
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,960
I know, I know.
329
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,419
It's like meeting
Springsteen, right?
330
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,927
I'm in the dental field, too.
A hygienist.
331
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,160
Small world.
332
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,164
Small, incredibly
boring world, yes.
333
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,266
You know what?
Make yourself useful.
334
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,428
Okay.
335
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,026
So, tell me
about the lucky guy,
336
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,468
Mr. Fiancé.
337
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:24,803
Howard?
Howard.
338
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,008
He's great.
339
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,109
He is a widower.
340
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:32,611
He is a loving father and
a wonderful dermatologist.
341
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,605
Hmm.
342
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,146
He has a...
343
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,652
dog, uh...
344
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:39,293
You know, he's not
exactly Ryan Gosling,
345
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,889
but I'm not exactly
346
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:43,521
whatever the female equivalent
of Ryan Gosling is.
347
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,656
Scarlett Johansson.
348
00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:48,662
The point is,
he loves me.
349
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,695
Howard Blatt loves me.
350
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,170
And he is kind to me.
351
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:53,799
And he will
take care of me.
352
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,203
And I finally realized that
353
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,165
that's actually
all I want in a man.
Hmm.
354
00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,714
Are you single?
355
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,138
Yeah.
356
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,073
Divorced, actually.
357
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,208
Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry.
358
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,242
How long were
you together?
359
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,677
Week and a half.
360
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,682
Got a girl pregnant,
couldn't hack it,
361
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:08,854
ran for the hills.
362
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,352
Well, relationships
are hard.
363
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,723
Yeah.
364
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:13,191
You're very sexy.
365
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,320
(laughs)
Okay, um...
366
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,415
Do you always hit
on engaged women?
367
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,557
Not always.
368
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,032
No. I can stop if
you want me to.
369
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,202
No, I'm good.
370
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,570
But I don't even
know your name.
371
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,228
Stosh.
372
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,197
Stosh? (laughs)
373
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,665
It's Polish.
Oh.
374
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,042
I was born in Poland.
375
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,511
The country?
376
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,509
As opposed to what?
377
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,540
I don't know.
378
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,884
And you are?
379
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,839
I am Jewish.
380
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,777
Well, adopted by the Jews.
381
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,682
No, I meant... I
meant your name.
382
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,924
(laughs):
Oh, right, right.
383
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,580
"Jewish" isn't
my actual name.
384
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,587
Can you imagine?
Jewish Goldfarb.
385
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:47,689
Redundant.
386
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,520
Oh, my God.
387
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,857
Caryn! I'm Caryn.
388
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:52,931
Caryn.
389
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,460
Nice to meet
you, Caryn.
390
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:55,534
(doorbell buzzes)
391
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,432
(gasps)
392
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,763
Oh, my God,
that's Howard.
393
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,027
I'm coming!
Then get rid
of Howard.
394
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,237
It's gonna be okay,
it's gonna be okay.
Yeah.
395
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,699
Monkey buns? You here?
396
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,637
Howard!
397
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,043
Hi.
398
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,705
Who's this?
Stosh.
399
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,912
Lewandoski.
400
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,984
Neighbor.
Oh, hey. Howard Blatt.
401
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,313
Great to meet you.
402
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,047
So what brings you
by here, Stosh?
403
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:19,453
I was actually
helping Caryn to cook
404
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:22,656
for the engagement party,
which was supposed to be
405
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,589
a surprise, Howard!
406
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,834
So you can meet the
whole gang from...
407
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,901
...the book club.
408
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,099
The book club gang!
409
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:36,373
(opera music playing)
410
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,171
Mmm.
411
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:43,007
Spaghetti.
412
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:52,487
Oh, here's a good one.
Okay, those are my sons.
413
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,149
That's Bartholomew;
he's 11.
414
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,587
And then Milton
just turned eight.
415
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,462
ERIC: Aw, now who's
this little fellow?
416
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,859
He looks just like you.
417
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,490
Th-That is me.
418
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:03,503
So, Howard, the boys must be
pretty excited
419
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,800
about their future
step-mom to be, huh?
420
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,672
Uh...
421
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,800
It's a bit of a work
in progress at the moment.
422
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,196
Milton has some...
423
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,968
Pretty violent
tantrums.
...minor concerns.
424
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,806
But I'm sure he's gonna be fine
once Caryn moves in,
425
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,281
and he sees what
a beautiful person she is.
426
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,709
CARYN:
Aw...
427
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,214
A-And the medication
will help a lot, too.
428
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:22,476
Just read that article I gave
you, but you're so sweet.
429
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,445
Hey, speaking of reading,
I'd love to know
430
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,354
what's the last book
you folks have read?
431
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,790
Well, it's a novel about a woman
432
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,492
who's in her late 30s
who decides to become a nun.
433
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:33,725
Very sad story.
434
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,060
It's called
The Death of Passion.
435
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,525
Actually, she's
in her mid-30s.
436
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:38,734
And it was crap.
437
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,625
Passion is such
a fleeting thing.
438
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,637
That's why I'm a big fan
of masturbation.
439
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:43,639
(gasps)
440
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,570
Me, too!
441
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,144
Hey...
(laughs)
442
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,143
That's awesome.
443
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,644
Um... Stosh?
444
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:54,176
I-I need your expertise in
the kitchen with the cheese.
445
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,475
Ow! What was that for?
446
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,347
The looks, the comments.
447
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,216
You are ruining
my engagement party.
448
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,664
Hey, it's my
engagement party.
449
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,060
I pulled this whole
thing together.
450
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,162
On very short
notice, I might add.
451
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,504
Now, come on.
452
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,198
You don't want to
marry this guy.
453
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,830
Why do you have such a hard time
respecting my choice?
454
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,525
I don't know.
455
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,697
I guess it's a choice I'd expect
from someone less...
456
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:18,767
hot.
457
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,265
(stammers)
458
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:21,507
Thank you.
459
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,841
But, you know,
460
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,735
people make their choices
461
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,707
for very different reasons.
462
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:27,946
Well, you and I made some
463
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,850
interesting choices
earlier tonight.
464
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,682
That was just a momentary
lapse in judgment.
465
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:35,118
You strode in here
with your hair and your pants,
466
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,085
and you fixed
my smoke alarm, okay?
467
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:39,094
That is a lot
to throw at a girl
468
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,726
who's been drinking Chablis
since lunchtime.
469
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,060
Well, it was nice though,
wasn't it?
470
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,025
No! N...
471
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,062
Yes!
472
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,427
And that is the problem.
473
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,765
I always go for guys like you,
474
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,540
who offer me nothing
but pleasure and excitement.
475
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,111
And at a certain point,
476
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:56,210
a girl has to give
those things up for stability.
477
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,783
And that moment happens
the second she turns 35,
478
00:17:58,811 --> 00:17:59,951
which I just did.
479
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,049
Two years ago.
480
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,920
So I am gonna marry Howard.
481
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:05,289
And that thing
that happened between us,
482
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,948
no matter how nice
or pleasurable
483
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,717
it may have been,
484
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,616
can never, ever happen again,
485
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:15,928
not with you, not with anyone,
ever, ever again.
486
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:21,128
Son of a bitch!
487
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,002
ERIC:
* Happy birthday
488
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,837
* Mr. President
489
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:33,154
* Happy birthday to you.
490
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,750
Well, uh,
thank you, Marilyn.
491
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,021
Now let us proceed
to have sexual intercourse
492
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,519
with great vigor.
493
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,121
(laughing)
494
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,190
Thank you.
495
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,185
(sighs)
496
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,386
Howard.
497
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,325
We need to talk.
498
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,066
I can't marry you.
499
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,873
I thought it was the
right thing for me,
500
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,035
but it's not.
501
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,312
It's just not.
502
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:02,711
And I am so sorry
503
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,142
that I put you through this.
504
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:08,222
Howard...
505
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,650
You know, Caryn, I'm not blind.
506
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,786
I know I wasn't
your dream come true.
507
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,962
But I really loved you.
508
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,890
And I was kind of hoping
that was enough.
509
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,997
I'm sorry that it wasn't.
510
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,701
Nice meeting everybody.
511
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,232
Sorry I ruined the book club.
512
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,637
ERIC: Good-bye!
Nice meeting you!
ZARA: Bye, Howard.
513
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,738
(door opens, closes)
514
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,820
Hey.
515
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,979
We followed you after you
staggered out of the house.
516
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,587
Yeah, we thought it best
to keep a respectful distance
517
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,890
until you were done crying
and punching trees
518
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,722
and trying to steal
other people's children.
519
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,558
Plus, Eric
wanted a churro.
520
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,033
I would give you some,
521
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,601
but Stosh tried to take it,
so I licked it.
522
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:57,859
Think that's
gonna stop me?
523
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:58,827
Stosh...
524
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,295
Thank you.
525
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,577
You know, Eric,
I always thought
526
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,839
you were the weird
loner on the block.
527
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,248
But tonight I realized
528
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:15,451
it's me.
529
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,522
If I were normal,
I would be her.
530
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,450
Marrying a man
I truly loved,
531
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,417
who loved me back just as much.
532
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,355
Or a little bit more for safety.
533
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,861
But I can't get there.
534
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,192
What is wrong with me?
535
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,626
What are they saying
to each other?
536
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:33,102
What does it sound like
when all the pieces fit?
537
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:34,702
You're in luck.
538
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,074
I read lips.
539
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,142
That is lucky.
540
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,139
Okay, let me see.
541
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,110
(clears throat)
542
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,809
"The love you share
is a blessed gift
543
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:47,212
bestowed upon us by our Lord
and savior, Jimmy Carter."
544
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,146
Or "Johnny Carson."
545
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:51,481
It's a "J.C." name,
I do know that.
546
00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:53,388
Those are just hard
to get sometimes.
547
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,260
"Maytag, Hickey.
548
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:59,089
Would you like
to replace your cows?"
549
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:02,825
STOSH: "Maytag, the moment
we met, I thought to myself,
550
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:06,002
"'Damn, them some
tig old bitties.'
551
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:08,942
And then some other stuff
happened, and now here we are."
552
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,268
ZARA:
"Darling, our love
553
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,074
"is forever symbolized
554
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,835
"by this blood diamond,
the value of which could feed
555
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,805
"and vaccinate a third-world
country, but whatevs.
556
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,175
It makes my friends
super jealous."
557
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,523
STOSH: "Speaking of
your friends, I can't decide
558
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,320
"which of the bridesmaids
I want to bang more,
559
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,652
"number two or number three,
or both.
560
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,657
I feel like if three was into
it, two would get on board."
561
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:34,991
ZARA: "My beloved, if you
so much as look at them again,
562
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,257
I will divorce your testicles
from your body."
563
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,766
(crowd aahing)
564
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:39,928
"And now,
565
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,826
"by the powder infested in bees
566
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,498
by Jiminy Cricket..."
567
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:46,466
Or "Jim Carrey." It's one
of the two, I can't tell.
568
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:47,866
I'm pretty sure it's Jim Carrey.
569
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,837
ERIC: "I now pronounce you
Malomites.
570
00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,447
You may fist with pride."
571
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,349
(crowd aahing, applause)
572
00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,790
(sighs)
573
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,689
I still want to do it.
574
00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:06,226
Enough of this. I see an
open bar with our name on it.
575
00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:07,988
(Eric laughs)
576
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:10,497
Just blend in,
just blend in.
577
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,800
* Voulez-vous coucher avec moi
578
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,832
* Ce soir
579
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:16,937
* Voulez-vous coucher avec moi
580
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:23,081
* He sat in her boudoir
while she freshened up *
581
00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:25,339
* The boy drank all that
magnolia wine... *
582
00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:27,508
All right. (chuckles)
583
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,177
I'm having so much
fun right now.
584
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:31,015
I never want to go home!
585
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:32,350
I don't have a home!
586
00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:34,315
Shh! Yes, you do!
587
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,093
I'm giving you my house.
588
00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:38,992
Oh, my God! Thank you!
589
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,225
Do you need a roommate?
590
00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:42,729
I just gave away
my house to someone.
591
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:44,862
CROWD:
Two! Three!
592
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,425
I'm totally getting married!
593
00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:56,011
* Hey, hey, hey...
594
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,012
ZARA: Ooh, anyone want
to hit a strip club?
595
00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,884
ERIC: Uh, we need to
stop at home first.
596
00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:02,012
I got to get these pink
roses in water ASAP.
597
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,878
STOSH: You may be
a whole bag of crazy,
598
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:06,616
but the prize for weird loner
goes to the big guy at the end.
599
00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:08,523
Thank you.
CARYN:
Um, Stosh, you do realize
600
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,215
you're gonna die
alone, too, right?
God willing, Cindy.
601
00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:12,086
It's Caryn.
Whatever.
602
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:14,794
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603
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,427
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