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Why is your lemonade brown?

I put chocolate syrup in it.

Mark my words:

a year from now, everyone will be drinking Choclonade.

You said the same thing about Cran-Pizza juice.

The world wasn't ready.

But now there's a heat wave it's perfect timing.

Don't knock it 'til you try it.

[bell ringing]

Is that a challenge?

[slurping sounds]

Not bad.

Not good, but not bad.

Okay, now I have to try.

[slurping sounds]

You know what, didn't have to try.

Alright, Cadence, your turn.

No thanks.

That looks disgusting.

And I eat live possum.

Being part of the group means occasionally trying

one of Jake's weird food combinations.

Just be glad you avoided sushi brownies.

Wait.

I'm...part of the group?

[All chanting]: Cadence, Cadence, Cadence, Cadence!

[slurping sounds]

See?

Awesome, right?

No.

Not awesome.

Foul.

How could you say it was "not bad?"

Because I've had "sushi brownies."

You're truly one of us now.

Thanks.

It's nice to finally feel my monster past is behind me.

Troop International Force, stand down!

Randall Snodgrass.

Troop International.

We're sending this creature back to the monster dimension

where it belongs.

No, no, no!

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The Thrasher will be locked, under our watch,

until we can dump it back in the monster world

where it belongs.

She's a person, Cadence not an "it."

Cadence, Thrasher, whatevs, it's going back.

You can't do this!

She's saved our lives!

I can't?

Let's just check the manual.

Hmm, seems I can.

Your Troop is a disgrace.

You've been harboring a dangerous monster!

And these chairs don't match with the décor.

Or lack thereof.

She's not dangerous.

We all vouch for her.

Pull the plug on the excuse machine.

I'm going to see to it you are all replaced.

What?

That's not fair!

Excuse me?

Meanwhile, try your best not to ruin everything.

Oh wait, too late.

Troop command to Snodgrass regarding Thrasher disposal.

Mr. Stockley, please, there has to be something we can do.

I only really understand International law as it applies

to importing white tigers and hosting parties on boats,

but what they're doing does seem pretty wrong.

It's like I said, guys.

If International told us not to break her out of that cell

and get her to a safe place,

we would definitely not do that.

No.

We would definitely not use all of our teamwork

and fighting skills to distract the guards

and free her like heroes in a big action movie.

No, we would definitely not do that.

Randall, let me give you a tour of the school.

I'm glad Mr. Stockley cleared that up,

because I was almost going to suggest

that we should break Cadence out.

Seriously?

The funny thing about this water fountain is

we used to get a lot more gum in it before the sign.

This tour is tedious, boring and pointless.

If we could please just head back to HQ.

Wait, you've got to meet uh...

Bernie.

Bernie! Bernie! Bernie!!!

So good to see you.

Think you can finally fix the--

air conditioning?

The heat's been brutal around here.

Where's the unit?

Out back by the dumpster.

Oh, man, on a 99 degree day by the dumpster

that's gonna smell great.

Sorry, man, but we're really glad to see you.

During a heat wave, I'm everybody's pal.

But at Christmas time, during the dead of winter,

no cards, no fruitcake,

nothing.

[flies buzzing]

[roar]

[screams] Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Wow, that dumpster really must smell bad.

[roar]

Help!! Help!!!

Yes, master, I will bring you more zombies.

Make you more powerful.

Shift change.

What's the password?

The password is: Afghanistan Banana Stand.

Watch out for her.

I saw her eat twelve racks of ribs, four pot roasts

and a turducken.

Hurry up, we don't have much time!

Guys!

They've changed the code.

You don't have to do this.

You'll get in serious trouble.

We're not letting anyone take you, Cadence.

Let me try.

I made this popcorn popper.

It doesn't work, but for some reason,

it's a fantastic decoder.

So, do we have a Plan B?

Well, we could tunnel her out.

From which direction?

...below?

Uh, guys?

I got it.

An escape and a snack.

I gotta give you credit, Dude.

We need to get out of here.

They could be back any second.

Thank you.

All clear.

I'm sorry you have to run.

But International won't stop hunting you until they find you.

Can I have another hug?

I'll miss you too, Kirby.

I'm supposed to have something kinda profound

and meaningful to say, right?

Nope.

Take care of yourself.

Yeah, take care of yourself.

Hayley's getting some things for you.

She'll be waiting at Hannigan's so hurry.

Thanks guys.

For everything.

No.

Thank you.

Did you see...?

A man with an extreme case of frostbite?

[screams] Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

[explosion]

Not good!

Not good!!!!!!

Skipping class, huh?

Are there any rules you do follow?

I think we've got bigger problems.

Go, go, go, go!!!!!!!

So, there's definitely an Ice Ghoul behind all this.

Yes.

It's turning everyone into ice zombies.

He'll feed off their energy and then destroy them.

So, the whole school is at risk?

Maybe the world.

That's why we have to stop them

before they get out of Lakewood High.

You won't be doing anything.

International is sending in a replacement unit.

There's no time.

We have six hours to destroy the Ice Ghoul

or everyone'll be stuck as Ice Zombies forever.

What would International have to say about that?

[siren wailing]

Guys, look!

[Computer Voice]: Alert! Frozen zombie activity detected.

Sir, the Thrasher's gone.

I'll deal with you all later.

We've got Zombies to stop.

You can't!

There's too many!

We are the elite of the Troop!

One of us equals ten of you!

I, by myself, could be two separate basketball teams.

What does that mean?

Here are some supplies.

I have money, food, clothes and an untraceable cell phone

that Kirby made.

Oh, and I threw in the best lip balm ever.

I can't take Mr. Stockley's car.

He's had it forever.

He even named it "Used Lightning."

Yeah, you can.

Besides his doctor told him he needs to walk more.

Once we get this all cleared up,

you'll be able to come back.

You don't have to say that.

Say what?

That I can come back.

I've done this dozens of times.

You land somewhere,

meet a couple of people who take pity on you,

maybe even one or two seem to like you.

But eventually it becomes pretty clear

that you're not welcome anymore.

But that's not true, Cadence.

Not for us.

If you don't think that now, but you will.

Don't worry, I've got everything I need.

And lip balm.

This isn't gonna work.

Stand back and watch us blow these guys back to the Ice Age.

They're not from the Ice Age.

That's just hero talk.

Blast them!

[laser fire]

I'm an elite guard!

I am two basketball teams!

I still have no idea what that means.

[screams] Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

The zombies have already been here.

And they used all the paper towels.

What kind of monsters are they?

What are we gonna do?!

Obviously we can't contain them.

We just have to find the Ice Ghoul.

Hayley, get everyone out of Hannigan's!

don't ask why, just do it.

Why?

Ice Zombies.

What?!!!

I said not to ask.

Gotta go.

Wait for us there!

TroopGrid's detected a 40 degree drop

at the ice rink.

It's gotta be waiting there for all its Zombies to arrive.

How are we going to get out of here?

Here's the plan.

Jake, wrap Kirby up in this toilet paper.

The Mummy is the natural enemy of the Zombie.

Mr. Stockley, I say this with all the greatest respect

and admiration for you as a leader:

that is a terrible idea!!

You're right!

But this isn't: Jake, Kirby get ready to run.

What are you doing?

No mater what Randall says,

you guys are the best Troop around.

If anyone can destroy the Ice Ghoul and turn everyone back,

it's you.

What does that mean?

I'm getting you out of here alive.

Make me proud.

I hate Zombies!

[scream] Ahhhhh!!!!!!

Your breath really stinks.

What are you guys doing?

We've gotta get to the skating rink and fast,

before the Ice Ghoul turns the whole town into Zombies.

[pounding]

Help me get this over there, come on!!!

How did they find us so fast?

Seems they had a guide.

Mr. Stockley, how could you?

Most people don't look good as a Zombie,

but he's kinda pulling it off.

[pounding]

We're totally surrounded.

We're never gonna get out of here.

[pounding]

Then we just lost Lakewood.

What are you doing?

If we're gonna go out, might as well go out in style.

Even if we blast them all, more will come.

We'll never get out of here.

The one nice thing about Zombies

is they lower the temperature.

Nice and cool.

What?

Can't we be both in danger and refreshed?

You know, a real Troop member would do something

really bold and unexpected right now.

[crash]

Get in the car, dummies!

The Zombies didn't get you get?

I guess being half monster is good for something.

Used Lightning!!!

Wow, when Mr. Stockley turns back,

he is going to be so mad at you.

And he'll be even more upset when he sees

I reset all his radio stations.

[roars]

I got this!!

I was wrong!!!

I don't got this at all.

Kirby!

It's too late! They got him!!!!!

We have to get outta here!!!!

[zombie chatter]

This is what Canada looks like in my nightmares.

You only have two shots.

Use them carefully.

Clear out as many as you can so I'll get close enough

for a good shot at the Ice Ghoul.

Got it.

And be careful.

Both of you.

Of course.

Hey zombies!!!!!

I got this.

Yeah!!!!

Not so much fun, is it?

Nice work!

Cadence!

Time to crank up the heat.

[laser fire]

Mr. Stockley!

Mr. Stockley, it's your students, Jake and Hayley.

[growling]

Think back,

remember all the times we spent together in detention,

endless hours of tutoring,

the reports you've filled out for us over and over!

You're not helping!

[growling]

Five for fighting, baby!

Kirby?

You made it.

Like it?

It's part of my disguise kit,

which includes "Old Man," "hobo, "Pirate" and "Zombie."

Pirate?

Yeah, it doesn't come up much, I just like pirates.

Look, I have to get closer to the Ice Ghoul

but I need cover.

Stay close and follow me.

Jake! Help!!!!

Hayley!!!

[evil laugh]

[evil laugh]

We're not letting anyone take you, Cadence.

No matter what.

Take care of yourself.

Can I have another hug.

[All chanting]: Cadence, Cadence, Cadence!

[loud roars]

[startled] Huh!

We're good.

I still can't get over you and that temporary makeup.

Temporary?

That would have been a good idea.

Get me out of here!

Guys? Guys?

You can't do this!

She saved your life.

She saved all of our lives.

Let her go!

I guess this is goodbye again.

There's only one way to deal with this monster

and that's--

I'm not going back!

Let me finish!

There's only one way to deal with this.

Join the Lakewood Troop.

Cadence, we were wrong about you.

And we're sorry.

[laughs]

Wow.

I think I could get used to this.

I could get used to this too.

Okay.

Only because it's a special day.

Welcome to The Troop.