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Cadence,

you have to try on this blue one on.

No.

I'd look like a freak and that's coming from a person

who turns into a six-foot tall monster with razor claws.

Besides, I'm not going to the prom.

Didn't you say that you wanted to be less monster?

And more human?

Yeah, but a prom?

Maybe I'll start by not eating squirrels.

I have an article for you.

Here.

Five steps to Reinventing yourself?

Why would I take advice from a magazine

who's cover story is about Justin Bieber's cat?

You can fit in.

Just try.

Wear the dress.

Go to the prom...

You going to the prom with Jake?

Jake? Aren't you two...

No.

Besides, it's you he likes.

Did he tell you that?

He didn't have to.

He looks at you the same way I look at raw meat.

Well, I didn't think Jake was gonna ask me

so I already said I was going to go with Kirby.

But you know, just as friends.

C'mon, you have to try this blue one on.

Fine.

Yes!

Cadence, you are going to be so pretty!!!

Whoa!!

We need you to stand still!

The baby Occulypse escaped!

It's the most dangerous of all Tripeds

and we think it stuck to you.

You were the last person who cleaned the cell!

What are you doing?!

Sorry.

Well, I wasn't wearing this then!

And I would have seen a baby Occulypse stuck to me

when I changed.

Her bag!

Thanks a lot.

Just protecting you.

No harm done.

[crash sound]

Now, harm done.

Pick everything up, right now.

[roar]

Occulypse!

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!

Get it off me get it off me!!

Get it off me get it off me!

[crash sounds]

Hold still!

You know, I actually do feel kinda pretty.

With the right earrings, no one will even notice.

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I'm getting a monster activity spike.

It certainly smells monstrous.

That could be me.

It's fish stick day.

Eww!

No, it's a monster vulture.

It's diving right at us!

[laser fire]

[screech sounds]

Whooo!!!! We nailed it!

[screams] Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!

Don't worry!

I got it!

I got it!

Hayley, I gotta ask you something.

Um, do you think we should--

He'll be fine.

I just need to do this before I chicken out...

Do what?

Will you go to the prom with me?

Wow.

I would've loved to, but I'm already going with Kirby.

Just as friends.

Oh, 'Cause I was asking... Y'know...not as friends.

[screams] Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

[cries] Whaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

Really?

I'm so glad to hear that.

I've felt we were not friends for quite awhile.

Me too!

So totally not friends!

Look, there must be some way we can go to prom together.

Maybe prom's not a big deal to Kirby.

Whew, that was a close one.

And in my darkest moment I was afraid

I was going to miss going to prom with you.

[screams] Whaaaaaa!!!!!!

We should probably go help him.

Yeah.

We probably should.

[screams] Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!

This is the fourth time this week.

[screams] Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[screech]

Cadence?

Not a word.

Or a laugh.

No, I think you look great.

It's crazy.

I have the same cardigan, necklace and the same earrings.

I know, I stole 'em outta your locker.

I had to.

The first step in that article you gave me says

"get a new look" but all my clothes are my "old look."

Despite the breaking and entering,

I'm thrilled you're following those steps.

And I'm happy to help.

Good, 'cause I also took your laptop.

And your credit card.

But I'm done with it now.

Prom committee?

Do I have to?

You'll love it!

They desperately need people.

Half the girls are out with food poisoning.

Half of th em got food poisoning?

Yeah.

You know that place, Funky Burger?

Turns out it's funky in a whole different way.

They look so committee-y.

You're not scared of them, are you?

No, just a little scared of becoming them.

Maybe they won't be so bad.

I could use some friends that aren't all about monsters.

C'mon, I don't do monster stuff all the ti--

[Computer Voice:] Monster alert! Monster alert!!

Monster alert, sorry.

Hi!

I'm here to join the prom committee.

Have you eaten at Funky Burger in the last 24 hours?

No.

You're in.

Okay.

We need to take a final vote on the prom theme.

So far, we have "Fantasy Winter Wonderland",

but we are totally open to new ideas.

Know what would be cool?

A Goth Steam-Punk Post-Apocalypse kinda deal.

All dark and dangerous.

Maybe.

Let's put it to a vote.

Who wants the theme to be "Fantasy Winter Wonderland?"

[giggles]

Hey Kirby.

I wanted to talk to you about the prom.

Then we must be drinking the same fruit punch,

'cuz I wanted to talk to you about the prom!

I invented this for you.

So you're really looking forward to going?

You kidding?

My first Prom at Lakewood

and I'm going with Hayley Steele!

So, what's it do?

Pinning on a corsage can always be an awkward moment,

especially on a "friend date,"

so I built an automatic corsage pinner!

Observe.

Needs a slight adjustment...

Yeah!

Wrist corsages are also nice.

Troop, we've got another monster attack.

That's the one we fought earlier.

Looks like you didn't destroy

the Kloxnyxnynylsnys!

What is a Klonkinik-- Klocknickie-- Kolnickle--

...that thing.

It feeds on noxious gasses, growing larger and larger.

If we don't destroy it soon,

it'll have the explosive power

of a million silent but deadlies

We gotta get to that methane plant!

I'll brief Jake on the Konciloxin--

on the Klozinick--

Can we just call it the "stinky gas monster thing?"

Why don't we?

Thank you.

Did you back out of your prom date with Kirby yet?

I don't think I'm gonna be able to.

He really has his heart set on it.

It's just a "friend date."

How seriously is he taking it?

Sorry I'm late.

I had to finish building this Leadenator!

It moves the power of flight.

So that bird energy monster thingy

will crash right into the ground like a rock.

And I see it's a formal weapon.

No, this is for the Prom!

My tailor made this for me out of

the finest fabrics known to man.

I'm making sure it fits just right.

I care about the prom, too.

That's why I'm renting my tux at the last minute

so it's fresh!

Guys?

Monster!

[screech sounds]

[laser fire]

Nothing's working!

The Leadenator is set!

Let's put a hitch in that bird's giddy-up!

Even I don't know what that means.

I think you just made it mad!

[loud screech]

Quick!

Get under this!

[screech sounds]

Okay, yeah.

[screams] Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

I must say, that is a well-made jacket.

Finest fabrics.

Don't worry, Hayley,

your prom date will dress properly.

I bought a dozen these tuxedoes.

Oh...

If we don't get this stinky gas monster thing soon,

it could destroy the entire city.

I have an idea for a new weapon,

but it'll take me all night to build.

That's fascinating and all, but...

I hear you're taking Hayley to the prom.

Yeah.

Big mistake.

At Lakewood, none of the cool guys do the date thing.

None of the hot girls have dates.

They show up alone.

I'm just saying...

Thank you, but I already told her I'd go

and I don't want to break a promise.

Where I come from that's considered rude and hurtful.

I better get started on this new weapon.

I'll see you back at HQ.

Your loss!

You'll look like a fool with a girl at the prom!

That was smooth.

Look, I'm trying so cut me some slack.

This not being friends thing is not going to work.

Who ordered the Hannigan burger with secret sauce?

That's me.

Cadence, you work here?

Just started.

I'm trying Step Four from that article you gave me.

Good for you!

I am not so sure.

Everyone here is so needy.

"I need water, I want my check, where is my food!"

It's driving me nuts.

What is it about me that attracts complainers?

You are the waitress.

I think I'm looking way too friendly.

I don't think that's it.

There has to be an up side.

Do you get an employee discount?

Yeah, but I can't eat it knowing the "secret"

in Hannigan's secret sauce is

Hannigan has the flu.

Now, that I can't eat my burger,

I see you gave me fries instead of mashed potatoes.

That's it!

You really want mashed potatoes?

Well, yeah.

It is what I ordered.

Fine.

Now, they're mashed.

Thank you.

Hey!

Did you get any sleep?

Not much.

But I did finish the weapon.

This is gonna work better

than the last weapon you built...

and the corsage thing, right?

Totally.

We'll destroy the monster

and we can all focus on tonight.

Yeah.

The prom.

Listen, about that.

I have a situation...

Is it about your dress?

"Cause I got you a little surprise.

I had it flown in from Paris.

So, what's your situation?

[bell ringing]

I, uh... can't decide how to wear my hair.

Don't worry, I'll fly in Bruce McBruce--

the best hairdresser in New York!

He'll make you fabulous!

But first, let's go get this monster.

Otherwise, there might not be a prom.

No, no, no...

[squeals of delight]

Isn't it perfect?

Can't you smell the Fantasy Wonderland of it all?

Hmmm-hmm.

I'm sure it's somebody's fantasy.

Look at all this stuff.

Where are Jennette and Jeri?

Food poisoning.

Funky Burger?

The Discount Shrimp Shack.

They should've seen it coming.

We're all that's left of the prom committee.

Mirror mirror on the wall,

who's the best prom committee of all?

Look!

We could be twins!

You know, 'cause one twin is always cuter.

I'm so excited.

I know you're gonna make it magical in here by tonight!

Me?

What happened to "we?"

Was that cuter twin thing not clear?

Are we going to destroy the monster or cook it hot dogs?

This one will work.

I'm almost certain.

Then I almost feel safe.

Look, I've modified this grill to generate

a concentrated cloud of gas.

The stinky gas monster thingy won't be able to resist it.

What do we do when it gets here?

I'll trigger a Disabling Vortex

which will suck its power dry.

Stretch that coil out in a big circle

and bring the end back to me.

Kirby seems set on going to the prom with you.

I can't believe you let yourself be bought off with a dress.

Jake, it was designed for me.

In Paris!

Yeah, he couldn't even get an American designer.

You know what, next time, don't ask me

two days before the prom!

Okay, guys, let's get going.

[screech]

Take cover!

[explosion]

Except for having no effect on the creature whatsoever,

it worked perfectly.

[loud screech]

This is worse than way bad.

This is waaaaay bad.

And next time, the stinky gas monster thing

is going to blow up a lot more than just a couple of houses.

I can't find its weakness.

No one seems to know enough

about this monster on TroopGrid.

It seems indestructible.

There's gotta be some way to destroy it.

Nothing is totally indestructible.

Nothing is totally indestructible.

What?

There's no way you can help us?

Sorry.

Besides, I'm trying to follow the article you gave me

and pretend I like all of this.

Why do you have to pretend?

Cadence!

Ahh!!

Try this on!

It's perfect!

You'll pass these out to all the girls tonight!

And remember, when I walk through the door,

make sure I get a spotlight and spontaneous applause.

You can handle that, right?

Uch.

I can't stand it anymore.

That girl and the puffy glitter clouds

and I really can't take all this smiling.

So, the stinky gas monster thing...

I thought you said there was no way to stop it.

There might be one way...

The prom is about to get a makeover.

How do these look?

Perfect.

Uch.

I'm still not used to the stench in here.

Why would you ever get used to it?

It's monster droppings!

But to the stinky gas monster thing,

it'll smell like home.

Actually, it kinda smells like my home

the week my parents went away.

[Both]: Ewww!!!

So the theory is that it can't find a portal

to get back to monster world?

So we make it think it found the nest.

Here, put on your costumes

and pour some of that glop on yourselves.

Then run through Lakewood until the Kloxnyxnynylsnys

catches your s cent and follows you back here,

where we'll all pretend to be hatching chicks.

At least this stench will keep out all the kids

coming to the prom so they'll be safe.

This is really the only way?

Yup the only way.

...or you could just dip towels in that stuff

and run around waving them.

What's going on?

Why isn't anybody going in yet?

[pounding on door]

Uch!

[coughing]

What's that hideous odor?

And what are you wearing?!

Protective gear.

Sorry folks.

Freak accident.

Busted sewer line.

We're getting it cleaned up.

But don't worry, many cherished high school memories

begin with the smell of sewage.

We hope you don't mind waiting...

[screams] Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!

...outside.

Well, that part was easy.

It's right behind us!

Hey, how's that thing supposed to get in here?

It's too big for the doors?

Uhhh...

I didn't think of that!

Problem solved.

Now, start hopping!

It has to think we're the chicks!

Hopefully it will destroy itself with one last gassy feeling.

[chicken sounds]

You know, when a girl dreams about the prom,

this isn't what she imagines!

C'mon boys, you need to do it too!

We just ran 20 blocks.

Can't some of the chicks be tired?

[Both]: Do it!

[chicken sounds]

It's working!

It's not working, yet...

Now it's working.

[explosion]

It's beautiful!

Hey, the stench...

It's gone!

It must've been neutralized by the explosion!

Cadence, you did it!

We did it.

[applause]

Cool light show!

Best prom opening ever!

You have to be on the committee next year!!

Maybe.

Let's put it to a vote.

I like this song.

Let's go!

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So, you ready, Hayley?

Yeah, I guess we do get to go on our friend-date, after all.

Jake, you going to catch up with your guy friends?

You know, I'm surprised you didn't ask Hayley to the prom.

Everyone knows you guys make the perfect couple.

Actually, I did ask her.

But I already agreed to go with you.

You should've just told me.

I have two other dates, besides you.

You have three dates to the prom?!

They both asked me too

and I didn't have the heart to say no to anyone.

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So, are you here with Kirby as a friend

or me as not a friend?

I don't even know anymore.

I'm just happy to be here with you.

Still not as friends.

Not at all.

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Why does there have to be so much drama with you people?

Come on, let's do this.

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What are you doing?

You are the one who told me to try new things.

Well, we're trying new things.

[Jake]: This isn't awkward at all.

[laughter]

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