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[bell ringing]

Why is Mr. Stockley in there?

Did he lose a bet?

I'm in here because I'm supporting my student.

Because I believe in my students.

And because I lost a bet.

Who knew a peanut wasn't a pea or a nut?

It's my entry for the Young Inventors Expo:

the touchless massager, or "Kirby-izer",

as I've trademarked it,

uses sonic pulse technology and scented eucalyptus oil

to eradicate muscular tension.

It cost me $2 million to develop it,

but most of which went into trade marking "Kirby-izer."

Well, you wasted your money.

Because these puppies are free and known to the ladies

as the "magic makers."

Ladies?

Well, my Nana.

But I've developed quite a technique

rubbing arthritis cream into her feet every morning.

Okay, thanks.

To me, her feet smell like love.

Okay, the competition is only hours away.

Mr. Stockley, I give you the Kirby-Izer:

get ready for the most, pleasurable,

world changing experience of your life.

He seems really relaxed.

Why?

[heavy breathing sounds]

This is a disaster.

I'll never beat Morgan Grey this way.

Morgan Grey from the Tulsa Troop?

I've heard good things about her.

Good things?!

She's awful!

An absolute nightmare!

Sounds like my Nanna when she doesn't get her feet rubbed.

Errr!

That girl is the underlord of the overworld

or the overlord of the underworld,

whichever one is more evil.

I know the devil's name and it's Morgan Grey.

[Computer Voice]: Intruder Alert!

Intruder Alert!

[alarm wailing]

Morgan Grey!

Hi!!!

Hey guys, I hope ya like Snickerdoodles!

Hey, look, the devil brought Snickerdoodles.

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Morgan, I just received an alert from your Troop HQ.

Apparently, a Spark monster's gone missing from containment.

Really?

It's a fairly aggressive monster

unless it's safely contained.

I hope they find it.

They just wondered if you knew anything.

No, I don't.

I'm sorry.

So, what's your favorite color?

Are you just asking me questions so you have time

to eat more cookies?

Why would you think that?

Kirby, Morgan seems like the sweetest thing on earth.

Seems.

Been the same since we were five.

She pretends to be all sweet,

but she figures out what drives you crazy.

For me, it's being copied.

She copied everything I ever did.

I wanted to become a scientist,

she became a scientist.

I joined the Troop, she joined the Troop.

I got corrective headgear

and became the joke of middle school,

she got corrective headgear

and became the joke of middle school.

Don't think anyone would copy that.

She's never been able to beat me at the Inventors Expo.

But trust me, she's evil.

[Morgan]: ...But the sole purpose of The Robot

is to assist the elderly.

Diabolical.

She must be stopped.

I built it around a stage 3 humanoid frame.

with ultimate tensile strength aluminum.

Not only is it programmed to dispense medicine

at the proper time...

It does the heavy lifting:

[applause]

What's the deal with the face?

What can I say?

I was inspired.

Inspired to embarrass me and make me the laughing stock

like the one time they caught me making out with my hand

when I thought I was alone.

I see what you're doing.

It's nothing like that.

Either way, the power source needed to run

something like this doesn't exist.

I've been trying to create one for years.

I guess I got lucky.

But good luck with your tickle machine.

It's a really fun idea.

What's going on?

I'm trying to win two tickets

to the New Young Boys concert.

The New Young Boys?

They're like the best band ever!

Ever.

I saw them accept their lifetime achievement award

on the Music Madness channel.

I love them!

That concert's been sold out for months.

No one can get tickets.

I know one guy who wore underwear on his head

for a month to get in.

It wasn't a contest.

He just thought it would help.

Been there.

Well, I'd do a lot of things but I'm not gonna

look like an idiot.

I'm cookadoodle kwayze for K.W.Z.E!

[crazy sounds]

Craaaazy!!!!!!!

Ya heard!

What's your name little lady?

Cadence Nash.

We'll get back to you at this number, okay?

Will do.

Thank you!

Thank you!

Guys, I won!

I won two tickets!

You won!

You won!!!

Two tickets!

What time do you wanna pick me up?

What?

Oh, no, no, no...

Why do you get to go?

Because, we dated, derrr.

Yeah, and how did that turn out?

Okay, I take that one back.

I'm sure she wants to take a girl.

You know, "Girls Night Out."

Besides, I thought you were only into "serious" bands.

The New Young Boys are kind of pop-y.

There's nothing about the New Young Boys

that says "pop."

They have a serious message going on.

Now, which song is more thought provoking:

♪ "Baby Oooh Oooh Baby"

♪ or "Booty Booty Buttquake"?

Besides, she's obviously taking me.

Right?

Take me!

Take me!

Take me!

Take me!

While it's true, that science provides us

with weird robots that nag old people to take their medicine.

Sometimes it simply offers a better life.

You know, maybe demonstrations are overrated.

I give to you... The Kirby-Izer!

Welcome to new world of pleasure.

So, how do you feel?

So relaxed he can't muster the energy to speak!

[Morgan]: Please join me over here for a demonstration

of the new assistance bot.

Right over here.

Are you okay?

...is just one of the ways the assistance-bot

convinces a patient to take their medication.

And aside from providing meds,

The assistance-bot checks vitals...

[Computer voice]: Blood Pressure, 170 over 80,

Heart Rate, 88 BPM's,

current body temperature, 98.6 degrees.

Fragrance, Spinster by L'Scalier.

Current status: Lovely.

[Crowd]: Awwww...

Provides relaxing mood music.

[elevator music] ♪♪♪

And more importantly, provides the companionship

and emotional support we all value in our everyday lives.

You're company is all I require to function.

Now, I won't have to call that lousy son of mine anymore.

[laughs]

I think we're all in agreement, Congratulations,

Morgan Grey!

[applause]

I can't believe it!

I finally won!

Kirby, come back!

Thank you, thank you so much!

Cadence.

My Homey-o.

Soul Sista.

Girl power!

I was totally going to say "Girl power!"

Would you dummies zip it for two seconds?!

You know, you haven't even asked me who I want to take.

What if I want to take some other friend?

Okay, so I don't have any other friends.

Yes!

Back in the game.

Anyway, I've decided you guys will compete to see

who gets to go with me to New Young Boys.

What do you mean?

I think the only reasonable way to do this

is to set up an insane series of tests and dares

to prove who is the most fun and concert ready.

Cool.

I went crazy at my last concert.

I even sprained my ankle when my Mom lifted me

on stage to rock with the Dora The Explorer.

It's been awhile.

Hey, Morgan.

Hey!

My TroopGrid is going off like crazy, is yours?

Nope, nope, not mine.

Yours must be broken.

Maybe.

Anyway, I wanted to congratulate you on your win.

The judges made the right choice.

Thanks, Kirby.

It means a lot.

You blind fools!

You've made the biggest mistake of your lives!

I'm sorry, that's a reflex.

I don't know how you did it.

It'll go down as a massive achievement.

This will go down as the biggest flub in science history

and you will pay for your mistake!

Take care.

Morgan...

Talk about a sore loser.

Anyway, you must join us at the Winner's Luncheon.

Come on, we've gotta go.

Sure.

Daniel Withers, you have a kind smile.

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!

You!

You did this!

You couldn't deal with losing

so you had to go and ruin it for everybody else.

You didn't do this, did you, Kirby?

Of course I didn't.

You know me.

I wouldn't hurt a fly.

Your stickers say otherwise!

They expose your bile and your hatred!

But I'm an innocent man!

There's no hatred in this body, only love.

She's the evil one!

Witch!

Demon!

We should destroy her or maybe it was her robot!

What?

That's ridiculous.

For all we know it could be a killing machine!

I love you, Kirby.

Your striped shirt looks very slimming.

Stay out of this, killing machine!

From here on, you are banned from all inventors Expos.

And I order you to turn in your past winning medals.

Come on!

Please you can't do this.

They mean everything to me.

Don't be sad, Kirby.

You are a ray of sunshine in my life.

How can you be so cruel when all The Robot tries to do is love?

Jake, you're not even trying.

That's where you're wrong.

I wore this shirt to see the "New young Boys"

back when they were the "Tough Tweens."

This is the glue residue of my backstage pass

and this is where their manager sneezed on me.

It's a tie game, fans, that was round one.

Now let's test your ability to let loose.

I wanna see how wild you really are.

Rock and roll!

No.

Here's the scene:

The band finishes playing their hit,

"your eyes are like beautiful Eyes."

Great tune.

I wanna hear your best concert scream.

Hayley, you're up.

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New Young Boys, New Young Boys!!!!

New Young Boys!!!!

Oh-kay...

Jake, what do you got?

New Young Boys!!!!!

Yeahhhhhh!! Yeahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Yeeeeaaahhhh!!!

Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not great, but Hayley's was way worse.

Round 2 to Jake.

[applause]

Lose the tongue.

[can barely speak] Will do.

Hello, Morgan.

Are you looking for me?

Well, I, uh...

Do not try to attempt to dislodge me

from this magnificent body, Ms. Grey.

I have finally found a perfect home.

I command you to stop!

I have to put you back into your canister.

You have a melodious voice, Ms. Grey,

but I am no longer something you can just shove into a tiny box.

Do you know what it is like being a frail little spark?

I couldn't do anything but glow like a baby's night light.

But now with this body, you've given me limitless power!

I'll finally show the world how dangerous I am!

And assist the elderly!

Stupid hard-wired programming!

Oh, boogers.

If I have nothing else, at least I have you,

delicious pudding cup.

Et tu, pudding?

[screams] Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

He's so handsome, it's hard to shoot!

Try!!!!!!

[laser fire]

Oh!!!!

[explosion]

[laser fire]

Not good!

I made a big mistake.

You think?

Come on!

[laser fire]

You've violated one of the most sacred Troop rules:

using a monster for personal reasons.

I'm sorry.

I wanted to impress you so badly,

I became obsessed.

Impress me?

I thought you hated me.

Why would you ever think that?

Everything I've done in my life was to be close to you.

Science, The Troop, your weird puppet phase.

Marionettes!

They were marionettes!

I finally won the Inventors Award

thinking you'd be impressed.

But all it did was ruin everything.

We've gotta take down that robot.

Why aren't Jake and Hayley picking up?

It's a dance-off, people.

I wanna see some passion!

You want passion?

Get ready for a little something I call fire and ice.

[rock music] ♪♪♪

[rock music] ♪♪♪

[rock music] ♪♪♪

[cheers]

Get ready to be served.

[Irish music] ♪♪♪

[Irish music] ♪♪♪

[Irish music] ♪♪♪

Both of you were impressive...

but inappropriate.

We still have a tie.

I brought the fire and the ice!

[sound of explosion]

[laser fire]

What's going on?!

We're being attacked by a plasma blasting robot.

We got that part?

Well then, you're all caught up.

This is all my fault.

I left the Spark Monster in the robot for too long.

Wait!!

I think I know how to get the spark monster out of the robot.

Come on!

We've gotta lure it back to the Inventors' Expo.

[laser fire]

Lock the door and hide!

What are you doing?

There's no time for a massage!

That thing's a death trap!

Thanks for your support, Hayley,

but that's kinda what I'm hoping.

Morgan, activate it when I say.

Hand me those marbles!

What?

It's a well-known fact.

Marbles are the natural enemy of robots.

[explosion]

Looking for me, you piece of junk?

I care for you, Mr. Kirby.

Let's be friends.

Morgan now!!

You're not so tough now, are you?

You did it.

We did it.

I thought you said she was the devil.

You said that?

Uh... I said you were...

"devilishly... cute."

[bell ringing]

You know what Hayley?

I decided that you should take the ticket.

Really?

That's so sweet of you.

But, I can't do that.

You take it.

Okay.

What?

I can't believe you.

You were planning that all along.

You offered.

I didn't think you'd be such a--

Guys!

Break it up.

Bad news.

Apparently, the tickets are 18 plus only.

But the band is 15.

How are they gonna get in?

Either way, it's over.

You guys can quit arguing.

Hey, Mr. Stockley,

anybody you know like the New Young Boys?

I think my little sister's into them.

Tell her Merry Christmas from Cadence.

Thank you, that's great!

Like I got a little sister.

Oh, my God!!!!

♪ Booty Booty Buttquake.

♪ Booty Booty Buttquake.

♪ Shake it! Shake it!!!! ♪