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[car engine start]

[car honk]

Okay, okay, okay...

Hands at ten and two, keep it steady.

Okay.

[car screech]

So, when do you think we'll be back today, Mr. Stockley?

Oh, we are going to be out here for quite awhile.

You need all the practice you can get.

Why, it's not like you have some big date to get to.

I am going on a date with Rex.

Seriously?!

Why are you going out with that guy?

Well, he's nice and he actually asked me out,

unlike someone else I know.

[bump]

Hayley, you're driving!

You gotta remember that!

Okay, okay.

I'm getting an emergency signal...

from the Stillwater Troop?

Me too.

Help us...

came mist...

You're breaking up.

Help!

Hayley! The road!

[bump]

I'm sorry!!! I'm sorry!!!!

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What's a "Green Czar?"

Well, it's a bit complicated,

but to put it in layman's terms...

I have no idea what it is.

No one does. I asked around.

But I feel like I'm perfect for it.

I don't get it.

Why do you want to give yourself more work?

What a great way to introduce myself to the school!

I wish my school were more green.

Oh wait, it is!

Could it be that new kid Kirby?!

And I will answer "Yes, and you're welcome."

It sounds like the most boring thing in the entire world.

[sing-songy] Oh, Kirby,

I'm glad I found you.

There's a problem with your posters.

Really?

What's wrong with them?

They're in my hallway!

Suddenly not so boring.

I don't know what a Green Czar does,

but it sounds like a huge popularity contest,

so I have to win it.

My dad's the mayor, I don't lose elections.

So why don't you save yourself the humiliation

and Back out now?!

Boom!

Challenge presented!

Why don't you stay out of this, Freak Girl?

"Freak girl?"

Kirby, I just found a reason to be interested

in your little campaign.

Challenge accepted.

[laughs]

I sure hope you know what you're doing, Cadence.

Of course I know.

So what is an election?

[bell ringing]

I've got access to the cameras at the Stillwater Troop HQ,

but all I see is some kind of fog on the floor.

Better step on it.

I'm driving the speed limit!

Yeah, if we were in a school zone.

There is no reason to break the laws of the road, Jake.

Hayley's right.

Safety first.

...but a little faster would be okay.

I can't believe this place went out of business.

Who wants to eat a bucket of fried flounder?!

Yeah, but they had fish sticks on a stick!

They called them fish stick sticks.

I loved them!

One bucket of flounder, extra jalapenos, extra cheese.

(Computer Voice): Password verified.

They've got a much cooler elevator.

And a deep fryer.

Lucky.

Kirby, you need to take this more seriously.

She's campaigning like crazy and you're doing nothing.

Not true.

This is one candy bar that will not make its way

to an undecided voter.

Stop eating that!

If you want to win this election,

you have to get the eye of the tiger,

you have to want it.

Okay.

I want it.

That's a little kitten, not a tiger.

Seriously!

Come on, man!

Remember these delicious treats

are just a glimpse of the benefits

of electing me as your Green Czar!

And unlike my opponent,

I will not publicly humiliate myself.

[laughter]

Wow.

Just... wow.

[laughter]

She used the pants picture?!

That is exclusively for friends

on my grandmother's Face Place page.

I don't know what hurts more, her trying to humiliate me

or the fact that she friend-ed Me-maw.

Me-maw?

Yes, Kirby.

Let it out!

I am going to crush her!

There's the tiger.

This must be the panic room.

[distant scream] Help me!!!

Fingernail marks.

Like they were dragged out.

That's not scary, that's not scary.

It's going to be okay, Mr. Stockley?

I know it's okay!

Why wouldn't it be okay?

You act like somebody is in a creepy, underground

deserted foggy headquarters before.

Wow.

They didn't even have time to hit the Lockdown button.

That's standard procedure.

Maybe it's faulty.

Great! Now, we're locked in, Jake!

At least now we know if we ever need a lock down,

it's working.

How're we going to get out of here, Jake?

Why?

Are you worried about being late for your date?

Stop talking about my awesome date.

Awesome?

I never said--

Guys,youmaywanttotake alookatthis.

[laser fire]

Well, the blasters are no good.

What are we going to do, Mr. Stockley?

Mr. Stockley?

This is exactly like that movie, "The Fog-o-dile"

about that mutant crocodile who lived in the fog.

That's just a movie.

And they were in space!

Exactly like this.

Your attention, please!

As a preview of my tenure as your Green Czar,

I have hooked up the school's electrical system

to the solar panels I placed on the roof

in only 30 minutes.

Wow!

That was fast!

Really fast.

Way too fast.

Don't worry, it'll be great.

And now, your next, and first Green Czar

gives you--

[drumroll sounds]

Solar Power!

Kirby...?

This is perfectly normal.

I installed an energy modulator that will kick in any second

[clears throat]

That's my energy modulator!

Without that--

[explosion]

Not normal!

Get your "Vote for Mazie" flashlights!

They also come with an Mp3 player

and songs already loaded.

I am not giving up.

The motto of the Bancroft-Cadworth's

is "if you can't outsmart them, wear them down.'

Mmm!!!

But in Latin.

What's Latin for loser?

[students laughing]

It's okay, Mr. Stockley?

This is nothing like that movie "The Fog-o-dile."

Good thing, too.

Because that scene where they thought they were totally safe,

but then that guy got bitten in half by the Fog-o-dile,

was so scary.

Ha-mmm!

Not helping, Jake.

I know what I saw.

It's something scary that drags you down

and who knows what happens down there?

Take it easy, Mr. Stockley!

We have to keep our heads, remember?

You got my back, right?

Promise me you got my back?

Okay, we promise.

Nothing is going to happen to you, all right?

[loud roars]

Mr. Stockley! Can you hear us?

It's just like he said;

he was there and the next thing you know,

it just popped up out of--

(Both): The fog!

What if the monster isn't in the fog?

What if the monster is the fog?

Then why isn't it attacking us now, huh?

It just fed.

Then it will be hungry soon enough.

We should stay close.

How are we gonna get this thing

if our blasters don't work?

Fog is made of water, right?

We could freeze it, maybe.

Good idea.

I'll paddle, you hold on.

There's gotta be a freeze ray around here somewhere.

Why's Mean Face walking around with a bunch of suits?

I bet she got her Dad to send his advisors

from the mayor's office.

Why are you smiling?

That's terrible news.

It means she's worried.

[laughs]

Oh, you're serious.

Well, she should be worried.

I asked my Dad what to do,

and he told me the secret to solving any problem.

Believe in yourself?

Throw money at it.

Attention future constituents!

I know we started off on the wrong foot

[booing]

I know I can win back your trust,

I will make goodness rain from the sky!

Operation Sweet-drop is a go!

Go! Go! Go!!!

You're dropping hard candy out of a blimp?!

They're supposed to be on little parachutes!

Where are the little parachutes!

Ooops!

You think you've won?!

You've won nothing!

"If you can't outsmart them, wear them down!"

But in Latin!

Kirby!

Come in out of the candy!

Ahhhh!!!!

We can't get Kirby

and WatchComs are blocked down here!

Sure would be nice to know I built this right.

I have confidence in you.

You do!

It was hard enough to lie the first time, Jake.

Let's just do this, okay?

We'll draw the fog monster out, you I'll freeze it,

I'll smash it and then--

I guess you'll be home in time for your date.

Oh yeah, right.

For luck.

Yeah, for luck.

We should probably go around and surround the...

Right, right.

Good call.

[growls]

Can we agree dropping hard things on prospective voters

is not a good idea?

Yes!

I can't help feeling like I'm somehow partially responsible

for my own fall in the polls.

Stop eating those!

Okay!

Sorry.

(Mazie): First he tried to burn down the school.

Then he tried to kill you with candy.

What's next?

Is he going to be cruel to puppies?

This is bad.

Hi, I love puppies and I love this school.

And my Dad's the mayor.

Vote Mazie for Green Czar.

I'm Mazie Nakamura and I approve that message.

Why don't you just get out of the race

while you still have some dignity left?

Because he's going to win, that's why.

What?!

I am?!

Come on man!

Si vos non-decipius, subidere.

Why does that sound familiar?

It's your family motto!

In Latin!

Oh, right.

You're gonna get subsider-ayed..."

Latined...

like there's no tomorrow.

Hmph!

Yeah, move!

Hi kids, I hope you had a chance to watch my announcement...

about the puppies in our community.

[roars]

Now Jake! Freeze it!

[laser fire]

Smash it, Hayley!

Hayley!

[coughing]

[loud roar]

[loud roar]

We can't stay here!!

What about the Panic Room?

I think we qualify!!!

Run for it!

[loud roars]

[pounding]

Why does the panic room just make you want to panic more?

Because it's a small, locked room.

With limited air and no exit.

Sorry, not helping.

Why can't we have a monster we can just blast and go home,

like normal people?

It's gonna be okay.

[pounding]

...and for those reasons, and so many others,

I would be honored to serve as your Green Czar.

Thank you all and Vote Mazie!

[applause]

[booing]

You're adults.

This is rude.

Look, you can vote for whoever you want.

I hope you'll vote for me, but it's your choice.

While you decide, please enjoy...

The Famous Brothers!

[crowd cheers]

The Famous Brothers?!

They're like... famous!

You can't buy an election with nobodies.

[cheers]

And just in case they need a little more convincing...

Giant bags of money, okay...

I can't put my finger on why,

but this feels like a huge waste of cash.

How can one put a price on being Green Czar?

And I'd pay even more money to figure out what that is.

Here we go!

[cheers]

[pounding]

Looks like this is going to be a really bad day

for four people.

You, me, Mr. Stockley... who's the fourth?

Rex, obviously.

Sitting alone.

Waiting.

Oh pfffft!

He'll be fine.

Really?

I thought you guys were heating up.

Yes!

So, you are heating up?

No, heating up The fog Monster!

We tried freezing it, let's try heat!

Heat?

Evaporate it!

We can turn on every appliance in here.

Heat the place up.

[pounding]

They have a waffle iron?

We can't even have a hot plate!

Fog burns at 80 degrees.

We're almost there!

[pounding]

It's not enough!

We're not going to make it!

If I have to go, I'm glad it's with you.

I'm such an idiot!

Body heat!

Hayley, you're a genius!

What?!

You think that was just a scheme to get rid of the monster?

It wasn't?

It was a real...

I mean, you know...

What?

It was a real good way to get rid of the monster.

Yeah.

It was.

[groans]

Mr. Stockley.

Thank you.

Anytime.

I was in the shark.

Only it wasn't a shark, it was a fog,

like in that movie--

Fog-o-dile?

No, "Fog Shark."

That was a scary movie.

Twice to open.

Kirby, I really think you're gonna win!

My exit poll shows you leading Mazie three to one.

How many people did you ask?

Four.

I don't know, Cadence.

I feel kinda cheap,

like I stooped to Mazie's level.

That's what politics is all about.

(P.A): Attention students, the results are in.

The new Green Czar is...

KirbyBancroft-Cadworth TheThird.

[cheering and applause]

You happy?

Actually no.

Listen everybody, thanks for your support,

but I can't accept this honor.

I just bought your vote

and that's not how I wanted to win.

(Student): We'renotgiving themoneyback!

You can keep the money.

[cheers]

Maize, the job is yours.

Whatever it is.

Yes!

In your face!

I win!

You lose!

Really?

After all our hard work?

You're not gonna be the Czar?

It felt wrong.

Besides, I started all this to make friends and I did.

One in particular.

Oh, Kirby.

You didn't need to shoot money out of a cannon

to be my friend.

No?

No, silly hiring The Famous Brothers was plenty.

I wonder what the Green Czar actually does anyway.

Composting?

The Green Czar's job is composting?!

Daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So that's it?

You turned on all the appliances

and that destroyed the monster?

Yep.

And that did it?

Yeah.

It just doesn't seem like enough.

Why would we lie to you, Mr. Stockley?

Yeah?

Why are you suggesting something happened?

Why would we withhold information?

We would never do that.

Un-huh.

Okay, I got it.

I mean, it's not like we kissed or anything.