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[laser fire]

Ah!

Whoa!

What took you so long?

I had to get dressed.

I see you missed that part.

When TroopGrid goes off, I come running, babe.

Besides, this is just a disguise.

I'm trying to blend in.

At an old folks home?

See?

It's working.

So what have we got out there?

Three Basilisks cornered at the end of that alleyway

That is not good.

I know.

It's grave.

This could be our last day together.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

No.

[slurping sounds]

Jake we had a TroopGrid alarm

and you take time to get a smoothie?

Well, I had a belly alarm

and breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Next to second breakfast.

I got you guys one, too.

Thank you!

Is this soy?

[loud noise]

Basilisks, huh?

I got this!

[rooster sounds]

What are you doing?

The crow of a rooster makes them mad.

I know.

Run!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Close your eyes!

Don't look at them!

Come and get me!

[rooster sounds]

[roars]

[laser fire]

Oh yeah!!!

What do you say about that?

[ringing]

I think we have bigger problems.

[computer voice]: Warning! Portal open!

Oh, no!

Portals usually only stay open for a minute at the most.

But TroopGrid says this one's been open for 20 minutes.

And I don't think it's going to close anytime soon.

Well, until it does,

we'll have an endless stream of monster attacks.

[laser fire]

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Seriously, does anyone get dressed in the morning?

I'll have you know these bunny slippers

give surprisingly good traction.

I know, right?

I think I might have discovered our problem.

This explains why the portal isn't closing.

Jake's portable TroopGrid, huh.

What? It came off during the fight.

There's a theory that,

because of TroopGrid's unique frequency,

if ever one was lost in the monster dimension,

it could open up a door between our worlds.

Although it could be bogus

because The Dutch came up with it.

[Both]: Ugh, the Dutch.

You know, I'm three-quarters Dutch.

That means unless someone goes over

to the other dimension to retrieve it,

monsters will overrun our world.

No, no, no!

We don't know if anyone can survive the trip.

I'll go.

Oh great.

Hmm...

That's it?

No one's going to stop me?

[leaves whistling]

We won't be able to communicate with you across the portals,

so I made these.

All you have to do is put the message in here,

turn on the homing beacon here...

And twist here.

Releasing the Dimension Mite.

Toss it up immediately and it'll come back across

into our world.

Unfortunately we don't know where.

Troops across the globe have been alerted

to look out for your messages.

You only have five of these,

so use them wisely.

Got it.

You just twist the cap and presto!

And now you have four.

Okay, once you've found the TroopGrid,

come straight back to the portal and jump through.

We'll be waiting for you.

And take this in case you get hungry.

I'll be back before lunch.

But thanks.

This is amazing.

According to this do-hickey,

you'll be the first documented Troop member

to come alive from the monster dimension.

Except for N-[click]-ela from Kwa-Zulu Natal in 1672.

But he did die from painful wounds suffered

while in the monster world a day later.

Painful wounds, look at that!

Shhhh!!!!!

You'll be fine.

Just come back.

I intend to.

Great.

It's just me and you, buddy.

Etienne, I would really appreciate if you would help me.

I would love to, Hayley,

but someone's got to keep an eye on the portal

at all times in case a monster tries to slip through.

Don't worry, you're doing fine.

[thick accent] Mr. Stockley, I have posted Jake's message on TroopGrid.

Gracias, Guadalupe.

The Monetero, Bolivian Troop

just recovered a message from Jake:

"Wicked Cool."

How many of those does he have?

Four.

Now three.

I'll keep you guys updated.

Gas Leak?

[startled] Ahh!!!

Really?

Yes, it is a really big one.

Can I tell people?!

Yeah, tell everyone.

[squeals of delight]

Woah!

[bird squawking]

[distant roars]

Ahhhhh!!!!

Ugh!!

Really?

[thunderous sounds]

Cadence.

Just got this from the Minsk Troop:

"Found jacket, but no Cadence. Still looking."

This may take longer than we thought.

Etienne, put this on.

So we can keep the whole 'gas leak' illusion going, alright?

See, I told you!

And look-their signature Gas Leak Suits!

Go, go, go, go!

Umm, Gas Leak here.

I know.

I'm totally going to post this on Fritter.

Gas Leak here in Lakewood.

I can't believe it.

Believe it guys.

Gas leak!

Awesome!

No, it's dangerous.

You need to leave.

What's wrong with you people?

I was at your show in River Bend.

Oh, I see your mistake.

No, no, no, see, this is actually a--

I am not moving and I am prepared to be blown away.

Gas Leak is my favorite band!

Okay, but this actually isn't--

And I love you.

Prepare to be blown away.

[loud cheers]

What's going on?

They think we're this band called 'Gas Leak"

that's known for surprise concerts in random places.

Can you sing?

Still no sign of Cadence.

Should have taken granola bar.

Any way you can send food?

[loud roars]

You don't belong here, Jake.

Cadence, wait up!

Go home!

You're out of your league here,

you'll be destroyed.

By something out there... or maybe even me.

Look, Cadence, there's a portal open and it won't close

until I get that portable TroopGrid back.

I don't know what you're talking about.

You had it in your hand-- in your claw,

when you were sucked into the portal.

Oh, after you pushed me?

After you tried to destroy me.

Cadence!

Keep your voice down.

What you want is down there.

What's that?

Home.

[loud cheering]

[laser fire sounds]

A light show and a concert?!

This is going to be Awesome!

[loud cheering]

[laser fire]

Etienne, I could use a little help.

This is the third monster that's tried to come across

in the last 30 minutes.

Hey, it's not easy for me.

Someone's got to rehearse, do the sound check

and don't get me started on the glitter...

Good news, Jake found the TroopGrid.

It shouldn't be much longer.

[chanting] Gas Leak!

[chanting] Gas Leak!

[chanting] Gas Leak!

I can't believe this, it's a dream come true!

I'm fighting monsters while a crowd cheers my name!

You know you're not Gas Leak, right?

Maybe not, but today I get to be.

Where did you get all this?

Found most of it.

Stuff that I guess was lost and fell into this world over time.

Those I brought over when I came to this world as a kid.

You were born in my world?

This what you're looking for?

Yeah, thanks.

Good.

Now go.

So, you lived here as a kid?

Yup.

All alone?

Mostly.

My brother didn't like to stick around here for very long.

Said the place felt too...

Human?

[loud thunderous sounds]

The monsters... they smell a human.

Listen to me, they won't stop until they get you.

[rock music] ♪♪♪

Man, Gas Leak is really good.

They're better than Pumpkin Brain

and Kung Fu Omelet put together.

Wow.

You and I really have nothing in common.

[chanting] Gas Leak!

[chanting] Gas Leak!

We're going to have to Snark the entire crowd

and make them forget all about Gas Leak.

We don't have to Snark them.

Hmm?

We just have to rock them!

[electric guitar] ♪♪♪

[chanting] Gas Leak!

[chanting] Gas Leak!

[laser fire]

Not my home!

Enough!

Ahhhh!!!!

Cadence!!! Help me!!!!

Jake!!! No!!!!

Are you okay?

I think so.

We've got to move.

Come on.

Oh, no...

When that thing grabbed me, it must have broken the TroopGrid.

Good news is that the portal will finally close.

Bad news is I'm stuck here.

Let's go! Come on!

[electric guitar] ♪♪♪

I love this song!

[electric guitar] ♪♪♪

Etienne!

The portal's closing!!!!

What?

I can't hear you!

You've got to try this, this is great!

Etienne!

[electric guitar] ♪♪♪

Jake's still inside!

Don't!

Ummm....

[loud cheers!!]

Vintage Gas Leak.

[loud cheers!!]

I don't even want to know what happened.

I never knew being a rock star was so... dangerous.

I've contacted every Troop in the world.

We're on highest alert.

We're going to find a way to get them back.

Especially Hayley, right?

What?

Hayley!

Thank goodness you're okay.

Wait, how'd you get here?

Because my TroopGrid broke and--

I jumped through the portal before it closed.

You're amazing.

About time you noticed.

And you have a way to get us back.

No.

What?

But if you brought your TroopGrid with you...

I accidentally left it behind, okay?

I was in a bit of a rush to save you.

You blew it?

That's so unlike you.

Well, you're welcome.

[clears throat]

Wait! Cadence is with us.

How can you be sure?

After all she's done.

Cadence is the only reason why I'm still alive.

She's saved me twice already.

I can't believe you came here with no way out,

just because you were worried about Jake.

I don't want to hear it from you, too!

No, it's just...nice.

[loud thunderous sounds]

I think it's time to go.

Ready?

Yeah.

Every Troop in the world is going to open a portal

at the same time.

Jake and Hayley will have 60 seconds

to find one and cross through.

Let's hope they do.

It's like Christmas in a bottle.

Etienne, focus!

[laser fire]

I'm out.

Can you... do your thing?

No, I'd rather go out as a human than live as a monster.

Can we take a quick vote on that?

Look!

Be careful!

Don't just shoot at something because it's coming across.

It might be Jake and Hayley.

Hopefully.

I can only promise not to shoot Hayley.

We won't make it.

Yes, you will.

Hey ugly, over here!

Come and get me!

Ahhhhh!!!!!!

Did they make it?

Does anyone have them?

Hayley!

I'm sorry.

[Both]: Hey guys.

[laughter]

Thanks for saving us.

We'll need some plane tickets to get us home ASAP.

Where are we?

Mahalo.

You know, on second thought, no rush on those tickets.

Oh, Cadence, good, there you are.

There are some books

of breathing and meditation in here that I think

will help you control your monster side better.

Thanks.

For everything.

[bell ringing]

I...better get to class.

You guys won't believe it.

It's all over the Gas Leak chat rooms.

They're calling last week's concert

the best Gas Leak concert ever!!!!!!

That's very exciting for you.

I know it's great...

and sad.

No one even knows it was me.

Maybe I should break from the band.

Go on a solo tour.

Hey, Hayley, wanna be my roadie?

[both]: Mr. Stockley?

Yeah, go ahead.

Kirby's on his way.

I feel kind of bad doing this.

Etienne, formerly of Gas Leak.

I'll be a superstar.

What do you guys think?

Good luck with that.

What just happened?

Well, we brought you into a secret society,

trained you to fight monsters,

we saved the world from destruction

and you became a huge rock star.

Really?

Oh, and I kissed you.

Yeah, right.