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[Bell ringing]

Mr. Stockley I heard we're already looking

for a replacement for Kirby?

It's just temporary.

But regulations require that we have three functioning

Troop members at all times.

And we don't know when Kirby's coming back:

he's stuck in his time machine.

That's unbelievable!

Where in time is he stuck?

Now.

The machine doesn't work, but he's got himself jammed

in there pretty solid.

The good news is: There's a food hole

and I told him he's in the Middle Ages to keep him calm.

It's gonna take awhile to find someone

who can cut through titanium.

So, who's the temp?

We've tested every student in the area

and we have our results.

But this can't be right.

Mr. Stockley, this is how we've selected Troop members

for centuries.

It's never been wrong yet.

Troop Member Etienne reporting for duty.

Check it again.

Wow.

That half-cab you pulled over those stairs.

That was sick.

I've never hung with a girl who could skate,

let alone pull those kind of tricks.

Thanks.

Your trick was pretty sick, too.

[laughs]

You mean the falling into the fountain trick?

It's supposed to go like that.

Yeah, how's your--?

Still hurts.

But it's not bothering me right now.

Ow.

[ringing]

Uh...I'll be right back.

I have to...uh,

sneeze.

And no matter what you hear in that alley,

don't come in.

A sneeze?

Yeah, it's like a three or four hankie deal.

Promise me.

Uh, okay...I promise, I guess.

But seriously: allergy medicine.

Look into it.

I'll be back in a second.

Dude, you done sneezing?

Toughen up.

I brought you a tissue.

And a towel.

And a squeegee.

[growls]

[growls]

[roars]

[loud roar]

Oh, it's you.

[snarls]

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Woo-hoo!!!!!

We came as soon as we got the thingy.

The call.

Okay, "call."

So, I'm not on top of all the fancy jargon.

So, Mr. Stockley has double-checked

the test results?

Yeah, and I triple checked him.

Listen, I know this is my first assignment

and I just want you to know

I'm ready to fight all the super villains

and rid Lakewood of this rampaging crime wave.

There is no crime wave.

We fight monsters.

Whatever.

Do you guys have a secret moon base or something?

Hayley, I'd love for you to give you a private tour.

Pass.

We've got plenty of problems here on earth.

So, have you seen anything?

I thought I did, but now it's gone and TroopGrid's saying

there are no monsters anywhere.

We've been getting a lot of false alarms lately.

Yeah.

I think I've lost my date.

Date?

What date?

Cadence.

Oh, I didn't know you two were together.

Together is a very fluid word.

Interesting.

I mean, I'm so happy for you guys.

It's awesome and great and awesome.

I am so happy that you're just so happy.

Hey, when will I be able to talk to

all the creatures of the sea?

Stop talking.

You got it.

Hey, guys, I'm part of a secret organization!

Us three! Right here!!

[growls]

This is when we run.

Okay.

I didn't recognize my own sister at first.

You've been playing human too long.

I am human, Chino.

At least half-human.

You are too.

That's the part I try to forget.

What are you doing here?

Just visiting.

So who's the meal you're hanging with?

Do not eat him!

What do you care, is he your boyfriend?

Oh...

You really shouldn't play with your food, sister.

Unlike you, I don't eat human.

You're missing out.

Cadence.

So what do you feast on?

You prefer garbage now?

Go on take a bit, garbage girl.

Show me how much more tasty this is than human.

You're starving yourself because you won't eat your friends.

We crave the taste of blood, why resist?

There you are!

You okay?

Cadence, uh, skunk?

I was...just giving it mouth to mouth.

But it's conscious.

Yeah, now!

Be free delicious skunk!

I mean... be free.

You actually gave that thing mouth to mouth?

I bet you'll get a good night kiss.

She doesn't seem too picky.

Eww.

What is she doing here?

Nothing secret, that's for sure!

Uh... just ran into them over there.

So, I guess we'll catch you guys later.

Don't forget your board.

We really need to talk about you and Jake.

Have fun on your date.

I hope there's not another varmint emergency.

I know I'm new here, but I just have to say:

jealousy is not a good color on you.

Besides, you and I both know you could do better.

Just stop...seriously.

[straining grunts]

Okay, how many is that?

One.

[out of breath]

[British accent] I guess that's it for today, ay what?

No, we just started, and what's with the British accent?

Who knows if I'm going to have to fool a monster

into thinking I'm not a British super agent.

I do and you won't.

As a member of the Troop,

I need to be prepared for anything.

And right now that's push-ups.

Or push up as the case may be.

What are you doing here, Chino?

Looking for a snack.

Not here.

Not anywhere in this town.

You understand me?

I don't want you here, Chino.

You're really going human, aren't you?

Pathetic.

They'll turn on you, you know.

This time it's different.

You don't know them like...

Chino, you've got to go.

Hey!

You've been avoiding me, Cadence.

I'm sure I'm not the first.

Don't you walk away from me.

Okay, look, you want to talk about something?

Go ahead.

Let's talk it out.

Have you told Jake your little secret?

[bell ringing]

Aw, bummer, can't talk now.

I've gotta get to class.

You're half monster.

Kind of an important thing for Jake to know,

don't you think?

And I will tell him.

I just want to do it in the right way.

At the right time.

Look I promised I wouldn't tell anyone about you

and I've kept that promise.

But Jake deserves to know.

Either you tell him or I will.

Give me a day.

I'll...

tell him.

Hello, ladies.

Everything okay?

We'll see by the end of the day.

Let's go, Jake.

Excuse me, champ...

Are you a student here?

What's it matter to you?

First off, Slick,

[slurp]

no one walks through my hall without permission.

The City of Lakewood might own the school,

but Deputy Security Guard Rusty Carrol owns this hallway,

which happens to have a perfect safety record.

You copy me, cool breeze?

So I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

You can ask.

But how are you gonna make me?

[laughs]

See this?

I wear EPU's to protect my ears.

Ear protective units for the layman.

But you?

Oh, yeah.

This whistle is going to hurt you.

Not as much as this is going to hurt you.

[growls]

Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

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[gunfire]

[gunfire]

Ahh!!!!!!!!

[gunfire]

Impressive shooting.

I know, right?

Only next time, let's try having target practice

at the shooting range and not our headquarters.

You guys have a shooting range?

[siren]

Alright, I'm checking it out now.

Probably just another false alarm.

Analyzing.

Analysis complete.

Monster type verified:

Cadence!

Jake!

Okay, I got it:

wood shavings, night crawlers and pickled beets.

Absolutely.

There's no topping I wouldn't eat on frozen yogurt.

Eww.

Hey Jake, good to see you.

I need to talk to you for a second?

I'm kind of busy right now.

It's important.

He said he's busy.

Move and I'll blast you!!!

What are you doing...

with that odd thing I've never seen before...

but looks extremely dangerous.

She knows who we are, Jake.

But has she told you what she is?

I was going to.

Really?

Was that before or after you ate one of the security guards?

What are you talking about?

She's a monster, Jake.

A Blood Thrasher to be precise.

The exact kind of monster TroopGrid just identified

as having attacked Rusty.

No way.

Cadence isn't a mon...

...ster.

I'm half.

But I'm half human, too.

Look, no one's perfect.

You've got yogurt on your shirt.

Awww.

You knew and didn't tell me?!

Yogurt washes right out.

Not about the yogurt!

About her!

I thought she'd tell you herself.

Come on, we need to go!

Let's go.

I was with Jake all afternoon.

Tell her.

She was.

So, there's suddenly a whole herd of Blood Thrashers

in Lakewood?

No, just my brother.

[Both]: Brother?!

Geez, what else don't I know about you?!

There's no way Chino did this.

Just let me straighten it out.

Come on, Jake.

Please, Jake.

Just give me a chance.

We can't risk it, Jake.

I've learned to control my monster side

and I know I can teach my brother to do the same.

You'll see his bark is way worse than his bite.

He ate a security guard.

Okay, bad choice of words...

But please.

Jake?

I'm...

sorry, Cadence.

You know, you have quite a nice touch on that keyboard.

And your hair smells like fresh strawberries.

Take another sniff, it'll be your last.

Back up.

Our TroopGrid sensors are set up all over town

attuned to Blood Thrashers.

When Chino shows up, we'll find him.

You okay?

Not really.

I can't seem to date anyone but monster girls.

Last year it was Laurel, the Tree Girl.

Now Cadence, the Thrasher.

Why can't I just date a non-monster girl, Hayley?

Yeah!

Why can't you?

I've got my eye on a non-monster girl.

Mr. Stockley, a two-member Troop

might just be the innovation we need.

I'm less worried about Etienne and more concerned with Chino.

Thrashers are tough, vicious and scary fast.

[beeping]

We got a Blood Thrasher reading at Hannigan's.

The Visconsinator should slow it down enough

for us to subdue him and bring him in.

Good plan, Jake, you take care of that.

Hayley and I are going to the movies.

I'm a little short on cash so we'll go Dutch.

[laughs]

Okay, fine, fine, fine!

Popcorn's on me.

Ow!

Not again, Chino!

Get off me, Sis!

You've gotta leave town.

Now.

The monster hunters.

They're here in Lakewood.

And Jake is one of them.

And they know about me?

About you?

Yes.

Did they welcome you,

treat you like one of their own?

They rejected you, didn't they?

Only because of what you did!!!

No, they rejected you because of who we are.

And that's why you'll never fit in with the humans.

Because you'll always be a monster,

Cadence.

Just remember: firm grip, apply even pressure

and once you have the right setting,

it's just a matter of keeping it moving.

Are you sure this will help me be a better monster hunter?

Absolutely.

And when you're done with this,

we're going to hone your balance and agility

by washing the windows in my office.

We've got a pigeon problem.

Iron on, iron off, iron on, iron off.

Chino!!!

Where do you think you're going?!

Anywhere I want.

You need to put your hands up slow.

You do that and we can send you back to your world.

Alive.

You don't and we take you out, right here, right now!

I guess I don't have much choice, do I?

Except no one takes me alive.

Hayley!

Hayley?

Hayley, are you okay?

[coughs]

Hayley?

It's okay, okay.

I'll let Mr. Stockley know we got him.

Yeah.

[loud roars]

[bell ringing]

Blood Thrashers are heavier than they look.

How's he doing?

He should wake up in about an hour,

safely back in the holding cell.

Oh, there you guys are!

I think I've invented the perfect weapon

to battle the Blood Thrasher.

Actually, Etienne--

Don't be jealous.

Just letting my natural talents run free

for the benefit of our secret society.

But we've already caught--

Caught on that I'm super smart.

Yeah, took you long enough.

Question: How do you stop a monster

that's too fast to shoot?

Answer: You create a cloud of debilitating spray.

And that's exactly what I've done.

This is the perfect mixture of hot sauce, raw onion

and fiberglass insulation.

One spray of this and the monster--

[screams] Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The pain!!!!!

The pain is exquisite!!!!!

[screams] Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh!

Ah!

Oh!!

Ahhh!!!

There is no way he passed that test.

Guys... guys... you still there?

Hello?

[growls]

What are you gonna say to Cadence?

I don't know.

What do you say to your monster girlfriend

when you've shocked and caged her brother?

[loud roars]

My brother was right:

I never should have trusted you!

[loud roars]

Cadence, I'm afraid we're going to have to break up.

And listen, it's not you.

It's me.

Okay, maybe it is you.

My girlfriends don't usually try and destroy me.

I'm not your girlfriend!

Emergency!

I got an alert that a monster's loose in Troop HQ!

Don't worry Hayley, Etienne is here!

Ahhhhh!!!!!!

Go ahead, do it!!

It's so easy for you!

You destroyed my brother!

That's not true!

How can I believe anything you say!

I'm not the one who lied about being a monster!

You know the truth now.

Do it!

I can't

You're weak!

But I can do this.

[loud roar]

You missed.

No. I didn't.

[loud roar]

I wish it could be different, Cadence.

[loud roars]

I'm so sorry, Jake.

What happened?

The threat's been eliminated.

You're welcome.

So, how about that movie?

I've already seen it.

I didn't say which one.

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