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Comics, get them while they last!

Latest edition of "The Jakenator."

Come and get 'em.

Right here, man.

You're the Jakenator?

So that's someone who Jakenates?

What exactly is that?

Um...well... Jakenating is being awesome and heroic and...

It's just his name, okay?

Why are you dressed like that?

What?

I always dress like this.

That's what I mean.

It's Yearbook Photo Day, you're supposed to dress up.

You didn't dress up.

I did.

This shirt has fainter stains.

Oh...

Come on, Jake, no one takes Photo Day seriously.

You look hot.

Thank you, Jake.

That means a lot.

I meant Hayley.

Oh!

I guess she looks pretty good, too.

Thanks, boys.

So, what are you wearing?

This is what I'm wearing.

What?!

Cadence, if Jake can dip into his Fainter Stains collection,

the least you can do is glam yourself up a bit.

Seriously.

Even the head photographer from GQ can only work

with what's there.

The head photographer from GQ is doing our yearbook pictures?

No, no, no, not "ours."

Mine.

Mother is very particular about what goes

into the family scrapbook.

This year I'm loving my chances.

I have some makeup, hair products,

and something to replace those boots.

I am happy with myself and the way I look.

That's the spirit!

Good for you!

Meet you in the girl's bathroom in five minutes, okay?

Uh, Jake, seriously,

don't you think Honey Ricochet looks a bit like me?

Really?

I don't see it.

Are you kidding?

She could use that as her yearbook photo.

It's awesome!

Why does this monkey have a t-shirt on that says "Kirby?".

Look, Jake, come on,

why won't you just admit it's me?

You can be so frustrating sometimes.

Honey Ricochet is nothing like you.

Wha... huh?

[bell ringing]

Let's go monkey boy.

Jakenator, get it while it's hot!

Help me!

Please!

Help me!

Cadence!

Help me!

Please!

[loud roars]

[loud roars]

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[sing-songy] Oh Cadence!

Are you ready to look fantastic?

Jake! Jake!

Get in here.

Oh, hi,

Overflow...mess.

You can't go in here.

It's really gross!

I really want to go.

It's nasty!

Whoo, it's gross!

I happen to love overflow mess.

Kirby, it's go time.

Girl's bathroom, now!

Wow, really?

I love this school.

What?

No monster event registered?

Impossible.

So this is what it looks like?

Jake, Cadence is missing.

Got it.

Just give me a second.

Let me take this in.

So clean and homey...

no wonder girls spend so much time in here.

Is that music?

Jake, focus!!

I'm not looking, not looking at all, just at the floor,

Is that music?

I know, right?

Wow, nice.

What's the problem?

Cadence is missing and we don't have any clues.

But we do know one thing:

The toilet paper in here is crazy soft!

This has gotta be six ply!!

And complimentary breath spray!

[chokes]

Perfume! Perfume!

Guys, get it together.

We've need to get this sample back to HQ

and figure out what we're up against.

I'm on it.

I could vacation in here.

Not it, not it.

No, no, no, no...

Okay, this thing is definitely from the monster world.

Analysis on that sample I took confirmed that at least.

Cadence is half-monster.

Maybe she went back to monster world.

She wouldn't go home without her boot.

I flew to Prague on a whim once.

That's probably not what happened to her though.

She's probably really missing.

Well, we haven't lost anyone on my watch,

we're not gonna start now.

Let's do this!

Actually we've lost quite a few on his watch.

People are starting to ask questions.

Yeah, I know.

But you can't tell him anything, you know.

His ego is just--

Wait! The reflection!

What?

The mirror in the bathroom.

There is a monster that attacks from mirrors?

Its name is on the tip of my--

[Both]: Oh! The Reflector Luponis!

That's it!

It hides in mirrors,

and then grabs its victims and pulls them in.

My ballet class!

I've got to warn them!

Coming to see how a real man sells comic books?

You should give up.

I invented the high school comic book genre.

And the centerfold pull out.

Wow...that's really, really, really weird.

No, it takes the game to a whole new level.

One you can't afford to play in.

This high school is only big enough for one comic book

and it's mine!

Whoa, whoa, easy.

Our comics are completely different.

Mine is about monsters and yours is about...

well, it's about you.

You're so nalïve and it shows in your work.

Now run away.

Your mediocrity is scaring away my customers.

Did he grow up near a power line?

Oh, if you like that episode.

Kirby, Jake, there's been another attack at ballet class!

Ladies bathroom and ballet class in one day!

It's like I got a free pass to Girlville!

Be right there!

Help me!

[startled] Oh!

Sorry!

It's Reflector Luponis.

Reflector what?

Reflector Luponis.

It jumps from mirror to mirror

grabbing and trapping people.

Forever if we don't catch it soon.

Help me!!

Help me!!

Oh, no.

This couldn't be a worst time for a mirror monster to attack.

Yet another reason to be terrified of yearbook photo day.

We gotta do something!

Whoa!!!

Ahhhhh!!!

Get out of the way!!!

I slipped.

So, poser boy, how many comics have you sold today?

I don't know, I don't count.

Can't make it to five?

Well, how many do you have left?

Uh...none?

Me too.

These are mail orders.

I have to ship these.

One of you guys Jake Collins?

Comic book legend, Lee Stanley!

You created 101 characters, all classics.

102 actually.

"Vomit Man" never made it to the States.

Too controversial.

[ringing]

You're really him.

Most people say OMG.

I say OML: the L for Lee!!

You are my idol.

I love you.

Most people do.

Are you Jake?

No. I'm better.

Here take a look at my latest work.

It's me!

Kid, I know talent when I see it.

Ever think of becoming a baker?

Are you Jake?

Yes.

You already know who I am.

More importantly, I know who I am.

You have somewhere you need to be.

Uh...yes.

No.

Good, because you're having lunch with me.

You want to have lunch with me?

This is a dream come true.

I'll have a pastrami and a chocolate shake and some chips.

Oh, you want me to actually get you your lunch?

Okay, that'll cost about 15 bucks.

That I'd be happy to pay for.

How's the dream so far, kid?

Jake, we just moved up to MonsterCon Three.

You've gotta get down to HQ right now!

And don't look into any mirror.

I can't get a hold of him.

He may have been taken by the monster already.

We're dealing with a Reflector Luponis Monster.

It only sticks around for one day.

That means we have less than 24 hours to destroy it

before all its victims are lost forever.

It was last seen during Louis the sixteenth's time.

There were mirrors everywhere.

It took half the court before it disappeared.

Okay. How do we catch it?

Nobody knows,

It's never been done before.

You've got talent, Kid.

I'll publish your comic book and in return,

I own 95 percent of everything you create.

What do I get?

Five percent.

Do they teach math at your school?

Seems a little one-sided.

Of course, it is.

My side.

I'm The Iconic Lee Stanley.

I'm offering to publish your comic.

It's an honor to be robbed blind by me.

Good enough.

I'm in.

[ringing]

Can you hold on for just a second?

Jake, thank goodness you're okay!

Guys, whatever this is, it has to wait.

I'm with Lee Stanley and he wants to publish my comic!

Dude, this is an emergency!

There's a Reflector monster on the loose

and I've Snarked so many kids today I've got Snark box burn.

If you get back right now,

I'll buy you your own publishing company!

Fine, fine, I'll be right there.

Look, Mr. Stanley, I've got to go.

Wait, wait, wait...

You still gotta sign.

And we also have to go over some big changes in your comic.

Changes?

You didn't say anything about changes?

Well, the ending makes no sense.

No one will believe that Bat Phantom could be defeated

by the high-pitched sound of electrical frequency.

That's ridiculous.

I promise you it's possible, but--

[ringing]

Look, I really have to go.

Please don't leave.

Please.

Alright.

I'm going to have another pastrami and some more pickles.

I also like juice and a cupcake.

I got this!

First we black out all mirrors in the school

driving the monster into the last remaining one

where we'll trap it.

Then, we'll place that mirror in

this abyss containment unit, so it can't escape.

Once we have it in there, we'll wheel it to a safe room

where there are no reflective surfaces.

I've set the safe room up.

Once we're in there, we'll coax it out,

destroying it once and for all.

Okay, let's do this.

Alright!

Whoo!!!

Oh, right, I've gotta get the blackout stuff.

Be right back.

So, you really sold your comic book to Lee Stanley?

Looks like it.

Well, I'm not sure how I feel

about my face going national, Jake.

I'm a pretty private person.

Hayley, you're projecting.

Nothing about her is you.

Really?

I guess a lot of people have these one-of-a-kind earrings

their grandma left them.

We have to talk about this later.

Kirby's back.

Kirby!

Kirby!

Kirby!!

Pudding, the perfect cover up for all surfaces.

Hey!!!

No eating the weapons.

You are so immature!

Whoa.

Hayley's turned bad girl.

You guys look great!!

What are you doing?

Trust me!

That's the last mirror that hasn't been gooped up.

The Reflector Luponis has to be in there.

So I'll get it into the A.C.U.

and you two secure the lid then it's down to the safe room.

Got it.

Do it!

Now!

There you are!

How dare you keep an icon waiting!

I'm sorry, but this isn't the best time, Mr. Stanley.

This is your only time.

You need to sign on this line so we can fix

that unrealistic ending with the high-pitched noise.

[roars]

What was that?

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!

Wait!

Jake, put him in the box!

Kid, you are out of your mind?

It seems like it, but no.

Hurry, get him in here.

Fine, I'll give you six percent,

but not a penny more!

Look, I know it seems like I've been a little unprofessional:

the running away, tackling you,

but I really do want to work with you.

Watch your face, sir.

Oh, now I feel a lot better.

You have to forget about your comic, okay?

We have to save the school and rescue Cadence and Kirby.

[knocks] Let me out!!!

Right.

Where is the safe room Kirby set up for us to use?

The one without any mirrors.

He didn't tell me.

And without it, we can't draw out the monster to destroy it.

If we do it anywhere else he might escape

and everyone will be trapped forever.

[knocks]

Wait.

What about Mrs. Crandall's class?

What? The art room?

Yeah, she took out all the mirrors

after she lost 60 pounds and gained it all back.

You're right!

Let's do it!

Let me out of here!

Just a moment!

I am getting very upset right now.

I can't believe that you would abscond

such an important figure as myself.

Does this guy ever quiet down?

It's early in our relationship,

but no, he talks a lot.

Jake, let me out!

We'll get you out, we just need your belt first.

Why?

Just hand it to us.

Belt...please.

Kid, you may be too crazy for me

and I work with comic book people.

Sir, I think you may want to step back.

And pull your pants up.

Don't tell me what to do.

I've never been so humiliated in all my life.

Uh...Jake?

[laser fire]

[roars]

[laser fire]

Jake look out!!!

[laser fire]

[roars]

Nothing's working, Jake.

[roars]

[P.A]: This is Principal Nuss.

We seem to have a vandal in our midst...

[high-pitched frequency sound]

...who has an affinity for shaving cream,

spray paint and perfectly good pudding.

Not only is he destructive,

Bat Phantom!

but an egregious waste of a very tasty treat.

We will not--

[high-pitched frequency sound]

Kirby, get them out of here.

Ladies, Gentlemen,

Cadence, right this way.

As much as I enjoyed being in two dimensions with you guys,

I think we'll all be more comfortable out here.

I can take care of myself.

Fair enough.

Thanks.

Jake, you were right.

It worked, just like you said.

Just like the ending in your comic book.

You're a genius!

I want to offer you $1 million contract for your story.

You can keep all the rights, all the control.

We'll split the profits.

I just really want your story.

What do you say?

Okay, okay.

That's great.

Hayley, Snark everyone but Lee.

[laughs]

Not a chance.

Hayley come on, I'll be famous.

Yeah, and I'll be in comics all over the world,

dressed like... like Mega Girl?!

No, not a chance.

Eww!

Plug it up.

I'm not really sure how I got here,

I'm looking for Jake Collins.

I want to talk to him about his comic book.

Hello Mr. Stanley, I'm Jake.

Let's cut to the chase.

You can have my comic and I want full creative control

and half the profits.

Take it or leave it.

Come on kid, who do you think you're talking to?

I am an icon.

Has anyone seen--

You're Lee Stanley!

I bow to your brilliance.

See, kid, that's how you talk to an icon.

See that!

Looks like you two are made for each other.

Not worthy! Not worthy!!

What a mess.

Hey, my painting survived.

Is that supposed to be Honey Ricochet?

No, this one's you.