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There's massive
monster activity just below.
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Really?
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They are just kids.
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Hey, guys.
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I'm Kirby, your
replacement Troop Member
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here to save the day.
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Oh, hey.
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Wow, nice to meet you.
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We thought you were
coming tomorrow.
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I couldn't wait
to get started!
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Little help?
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[straining grunts]
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Come on, you gotta
help me here a little.
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Gotta pull, gotta pull.
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My arm!
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[straining grunts]
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What's that?
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It's a transport suit
I invented.
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It can whisk me between any
two locations in mere seconds.
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Then, why'd you take
the limo?
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Because the suit
doesn't work.
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And I can't really
take it off.
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I've been in it for
12 hours.
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Does it have a bathroom
mechanism?
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Kinda.
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It's good to have you
with us.
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We've heard great
things about your work
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with the Tulsa Troop.
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Oh!!
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That's how that works.
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Hayley Steele and Jake Collins!
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I've been following
your amazing work
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with the legendary
Felix Garcia
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ever since I joined
the Troop.
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It's an honor to serve
with you!
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So what's the sitch?
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You know, "uation."
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Well, there was a
massive monster spike
just down there.
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Cool!
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I can't wait to fight side
by side with you guys
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as we take down the
biggest baddest monsters
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in the universe.
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Or a bunch of ten year-olds.
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Kaiju!
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Let's go!
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Kirby, keep those
people back.
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We'll take care of
the Kaiju!
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I'm on it!
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[laser fire]
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[laser fire]
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Gotta get these people
back to HQ to figure out
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what hypnotized them.
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Whew!!!!
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I just completed
my first mission
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with the Lakewood Troop!
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And no one got hurt!
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One out of twenty's
still pretty good.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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[Mr. Stockley]: Heads up
for the stairs in there.
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Enough action for your first
day in Lakewood, Kirby?
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Action is my middle name,
sir.
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Ahhh!!!!!
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Really?
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No.
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It's Aloysius.
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But when I'm 18, I'm gonna have
it legally changed to Action.
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So, I've gotta ask: what was
with the limo back there?
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I know it's a little much.
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No, it's awesome!
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Are you super rich
or something?
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No, no, no, no, not me.
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Wait, rich?
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Yes.
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Yes, I am incredibly rich!
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My grandfather is
a sock mogul.
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You can get rich
from socks?!
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Well, my PeePaw invented
the dissolving sock.
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You know how sometimes
when you do the laundry,
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you can't find one sock?
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It dissolved!
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I knew it!
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It makes people have
to buy more socks.
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And it made us a fortune.
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Alright.
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All the people we saved
from the Kaiju
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are safely contained
in the containment unit.
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That is until we find out
exactly what hypnotized them.
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I did find a ton of these
in their pockets.
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It's a ticket to the Horror
Tracker 4 launch party.
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Sweet!
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Horror Tracker 4, what's that?
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It goes on sale today.
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It's the sequel to
the sequel to the sequel
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to the greatest monster-hunting
video game ever.
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No way, dude!
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I love Horror Tracker!!
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Since these are only leads,
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looks like you guys will have
to go to the launch party
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and check it out.
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Really?
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Awesome!
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Oh, no, no, no.
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They did have one more clue.
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One of you will have to
check out this flyer for
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"Vegan Poetry Night."
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No, no, you guys!!
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It's not fair!
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Do not forget
the lentil sherbet.
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How do you say, "Hello, Freak"
in your language-o?
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Do not get between a girl
and her accessories.
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Aw, c'mon.
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She's so easy
to make fun of!
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Back Off Now!!!!!
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No one tells me what
to do.
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In this case, I'll
make an exception!
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Boys, let's back off.
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Good choice, Scotty.
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It was completely
my decision!
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Gimme that.
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You okay?
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Yes please thank you.
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I am called Babushka.
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I am exchanging student
from the occasionally
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socialist republic
of Hekawistan.
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Babushka, it's very nice
to meet you.
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I'm Hayley.
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Hayley save Babushka.
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In Hekawistan we say,
"Ashkala.
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Mishka shloof far vivilin
mikma lop plotzikit
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malaproppentov
glack... tarantino."
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What does that mean?
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Thank you.
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That's really long
to say thank you.
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Entire phrase mean:
"thank you.
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I am forever indebted to
you for protecting of me
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and I will oblige your every
need for all eternity."
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You're welcome.
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But you don't need to be
obliged to me
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because that was just...
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[kissing sounds]
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Is that the bell?
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I should probably get
to class now.
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You're welcome.
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What do you think?
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Is that what people
wear in Tulsa?
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Come on, don't you
recognize me?
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I am Lupo Tortillian-Pinth!
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The guy who discovered
America?
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No!
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From the Horror Tracker
games.
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For the launch party.
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What costume are you
gonna wear?
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I was just gonna go
as me.
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I don't think the people there
will take you seriously.
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I think I'll take
my chances.
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But it's gonna be fun.
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I know, right?
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Hard-core gamers galore!
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And there's a costume contest,
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which means there's usually
three girls there
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dressed as the Power Twins
from Planet Zorga.
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In space bikinis!
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In space bikinis!
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And the game's creator,
Declan Patrick
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is gonna be there.
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Declan Patrick?!
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He's a genius!
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He created his first
game when he was 12
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and was a millionaire
by 14.
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I always wanted
to meet him.
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Wait.
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I've finished all the Horror
Tracker games.
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I don't remember Lupo
Tortellini-whatever-you-are.
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If you pause the game
at just the right moment,
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you can see a portrait
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on the south wall
of the rumpus room.
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Directly below that portrait,
a framed photograph
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of... Lup Tortillian-Pinth.
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Right.
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Just promise me
you'll lose the hat
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when you talk to the girls
in Space Bikinis.
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I thought it was
fashionable.
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Cadence, I have
a problem!
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What's the problem?
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You know really sweet girl
Babushka from Hekawistan?
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The one who keeps livestock
in her locker?
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It's only a chicken.
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And a pig.
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And a baby Llama.
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Yes, she won't stop
doing stuff for me.
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Carrying my books
or opening doors...
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What's wrong with that?
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She tried to pre-chew
my food, Cadence.
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Apparently, Hekawistan is
a very bird-centric culture.
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Wait a second...
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You have a servant?
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Urgh!!
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Can you make her do
my laundry?
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No!
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Her attention is sweet
but inappropriate.
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I will not take advantage
of her.
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If you aren't going to respect
her culture, I will:
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She can do my book reports.
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Hello, Hayley.
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Hello friend of Hayley.
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Babushka make new clothes
for Hayley.
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Oh!
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Yes!
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Uh-huh!
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Hayley like it.
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It's very beautiful.
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What is that?
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Just like Princess
Kavorkla haaarg.
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And she is just as beautiful
as her name.
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I'm really not sure
this is me.
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I don't know, I think you look
pretty fantastic there, Hayley.
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No, Hayley right.
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It still needs something.
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No lack of something.
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Stop.
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Kugulah!
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Kugulah!
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[chicken clucking]
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That's a chicken.
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No man will resist
your feminine charms.
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Forget about
the book report.
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Good luck with that.
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[bell ringing]
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There's definitely monster
activity here.
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Oh, I see a whole
bunch of monsters.
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Let's go find out if anybody
has seen anything weird.
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Hey Phil.
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Morcechai.
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Haven't seen you guys since
the convention in Duluth.
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Anybody seen
any monsters?
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Check out those kids' eyes.
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[hisses and roars]
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Wow!
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[hisses and roars]
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Those aren't costumes.
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[hisses and roars]
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[laser fire]
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They're gone!
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[applause]
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Nice show.
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Declan Patrick!
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You're like one of my idols.
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Good choice.
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My life is full of luxuries
you can't even imagine.
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Nice special effects,
guys.
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You are officially
deemed cool.
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That's my digits.
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Call me sometime.
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Let's hang.
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Deemed!
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Totally deemed!
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We were 'deemed'.
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He invited us.
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We totally have to go
see his office.
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Hanging out with Declan
Patrick could be the perfect way
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to figure out if there's
a connection
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between him
and the monsters.
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Hanging out with Declan Patrick
is also the perfect way
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to hang out
with Declan Patrick.
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He happens to be the coolest
person on Earth.
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00:12:41,070 --> 00:12:43,620
Cool people are
a dime a dozen.
270
00:12:43,728 --> 00:12:46,348
You realize you are saying
that dressed in a cape.
271
00:12:49,078 --> 00:12:50,528
Listen, I know I'm
new here,
272
00:12:50,631 --> 00:12:53,671
but back in Oklahoma
we had a saying:
273
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,403
"When you walk through
a cow pasture"--
274
00:12:55,498 --> 00:12:58,118
Now, why would you walk
through a cow pasture?
275
00:12:58,225 --> 00:12:59,155
I dunno.
276
00:12:59,261 --> 00:13:00,301
It's fun.
277
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:03,270
You relax.
278
00:13:03,368 --> 00:13:04,958
"When you are walking through
that cow pasture--
279
00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:07,860
What if there's an angry
bull hanging around?
280
00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:09,479
Then, obviously,
you don't do it.
281
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,141
I can think of a lot more
reasons not to walk through
282
00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:12,448
a cow pasture.
283
00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:14,660
The point is when you're
walking through there,
284
00:13:14,759 --> 00:13:16,449
and you suddenly smell
something stinky,
285
00:13:16,554 --> 00:13:17,944
there's probably a good
reason for it.
286
00:13:18,038 --> 00:13:20,418
That would be my number one
reason not to walk through
287
00:13:20,523 --> 00:13:22,153
a field of cows.
288
00:13:22,249 --> 00:13:23,529
What I'm trying to say is
289
00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:25,080
we should be careful when
we go to his office.
290
00:13:25,183 --> 00:13:26,223
Totally.
291
00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:27,532
But this is going
to be awesome!
292
00:13:27,634 --> 00:13:29,194
Yeah.
293
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:30,121
But you've got
to change first.
294
00:13:30,223 --> 00:13:31,193
Why?
295
00:13:31,293 --> 00:13:33,053
This is so comfortable.
296
00:13:33,157 --> 00:13:34,087
You should feel
the lining.
297
00:13:34,192 --> 00:13:35,092
Be prepared to shoot.
298
00:13:35,193 --> 00:13:36,133
Come on, touch
the lining!
299
00:13:36,229 --> 00:13:36,889
No.
300
00:13:36,988 --> 00:13:37,918
Touch the lining!
301
00:13:51,175 --> 00:13:52,685
Seriously, what are
you doing now?
302
00:13:52,797 --> 00:13:55,077
I follow you in case
you drop anything.
303
00:13:55,179 --> 00:13:57,769
I also put cleaning snails
in your athletic footwear,
304
00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:01,631
and wove you a small rug
for outside your locker.
305
00:14:01,737 --> 00:14:02,877
Thank you.
306
00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:04,710
Listen, I want
you to do something...
307
00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:05,739
Shave head?
308
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,845
Babushka get razor?
309
00:14:06,949 --> 00:14:08,019
No, no, no!
310
00:14:08,123 --> 00:14:10,093
You see I lost
the chicken.
311
00:14:10,194 --> 00:14:11,514
[gasps]
312
00:14:11,609 --> 00:14:13,509
I know but I heard he might
be in the library,
313
00:14:13,611 --> 00:14:16,171
which is way at the other
end of the school.
314
00:14:16,269 --> 00:14:17,299
So could you...
315
00:14:17,408 --> 00:14:18,958
Babushka find chicken!
316
00:14:19,065 --> 00:14:21,405
Do you worry!
317
00:14:21,515 --> 00:14:23,165
Thank you.
318
00:14:26,348 --> 00:14:29,518
Babushka and this burlap
are driving me crazy.
319
00:14:29,627 --> 00:14:31,417
I wish there was some way
I could turn her off.
320
00:14:31,525 --> 00:14:33,105
It's a delicate situation.
321
00:14:33,217 --> 00:14:35,147
You don't want to disrespect
the traditions of her culture.
322
00:14:35,253 --> 00:14:37,193
I know that.
323
00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:39,400
But every time I look up
Hekawistani culture on the web,
324
00:14:39,499 --> 00:14:43,639
I just get pictures of
the Milk and Potato festival.
325
00:14:43,744 --> 00:14:44,644
Wait.
326
00:14:44,745 --> 00:14:46,125
Here's something.
327
00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:48,750
A debt of gratitude is absolved
if you successfully defend
328
00:14:48,853 --> 00:14:50,823
the safety and honor
of your protector
329
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:53,314
in a moment of peril.
330
00:14:53,409 --> 00:14:54,759
That's it!
331
00:14:54,859 --> 00:14:57,519
I have to set up a moment
where Babushka can save me.
332
00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:59,140
Then I'm free.
333
00:14:59,243 --> 00:15:00,113
Can you watch
Mr. Cluckers?
334
00:15:00,209 --> 00:15:01,899
Sure.
335
00:15:03,143 --> 00:15:07,353
But I think Mr. Cluckers
is a Mrs.
336
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:08,598
Humph!
337
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,153
Here!
338
00:15:11,255 --> 00:15:12,875
Got you the Gold Edition
of Horror Tracker IV.
339
00:15:12,981 --> 00:15:14,571
And I signed it.
340
00:15:14,672 --> 00:15:15,712
Thanks!
341
00:15:15,811 --> 00:15:16,811
What's different about
the Gold Edition?
342
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,706
It says " Gold Edition"
on the box.
343
00:15:20,885 --> 00:15:22,015
Nice.
344
00:15:22,128 --> 00:15:22,958
You guys should play it.
345
00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,440
I'll set it up for you.
346
00:15:24,544 --> 00:15:28,074
Level 17 has the most
amazing graphics.
347
00:15:28,168 --> 00:15:31,028
You must play level 17.
348
00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:32,587
Got it!
349
00:15:37,315 --> 00:15:38,245
A mind Leech!
350
00:15:38,351 --> 00:15:39,211
I should have known!
351
00:15:39,317 --> 00:15:41,147
It must be controlling
Declan.
352
00:15:44,012 --> 00:15:45,742
Woah, careful!
353
00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:48,151
You might destroy Declan if
you don't hit the Leech
just right!
354
00:15:48,257 --> 00:15:48,977
[laser fire]
355
00:15:51,191 --> 00:15:52,991
What's going on?!
356
00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:55,160
Declan, you have a Mind Leech
attached to your head
357
00:15:55,264 --> 00:15:56,514
and I need to shoot
it off.
358
00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:58,130
Yeah.
359
00:15:58,233 --> 00:16:00,823
If you could--
360
00:16:00,925 --> 00:16:03,925
Could you turn around
and stand really still?
361
00:16:04,032 --> 00:16:05,522
It will be over
in a second.
362
00:16:05,619 --> 00:16:07,279
No!
363
00:16:08,795 --> 00:16:10,965
I'm controlling
Declan Patrick now!
364
00:16:13,282 --> 00:16:16,042
[laser fire]
365
00:16:22,153 --> 00:16:23,263
Maybe we should
test your weapons
366
00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:27,471
before bringing
them into battle.
367
00:16:27,572 --> 00:16:29,572
At least I've invented
a Donut Crunch Ray.
368
00:16:31,818 --> 00:16:33,888
Oooh, jelly!
369
00:16:39,619 --> 00:16:40,719
Babushka!
370
00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:44,827
These noodles
are scalding hot and so heavy.
371
00:16:44,934 --> 00:16:45,764
I just might spill.
372
00:16:45,866 --> 00:16:47,766
The floor is so slippery.
373
00:16:47,868 --> 00:16:49,218
I need help!!!
374
00:16:49,318 --> 00:16:51,008
Let me help you!
375
00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:53,462
Thank you Babushka!
376
00:16:53,564 --> 00:16:55,194
Ahhh!!!
377
00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:56,600
You're welcome!
378
00:16:56,705 --> 00:16:58,355
I had no idea that you knew
about the Hekawistani
379
00:16:58,465 --> 00:17:02,055
luxury spa treatment
of noodling.
380
00:17:03,332 --> 00:17:03,992
Noodling?!
381
00:17:04,092 --> 00:17:05,782
Yes, noodling.
382
00:17:05,886 --> 00:17:07,746
You are going
to be beautiful.
383
00:17:07,854 --> 00:17:09,514
The hair on your skin
oh,
384
00:17:09,614 --> 00:17:13,314
soft, supple, luxurious.
385
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:19,618
It was definitely
a Mind Leech.
386
00:17:19,728 --> 00:17:21,038
They attach themselves
to a human host
387
00:17:21,143 --> 00:17:23,283
who then lures others
to a kaiju-feeding portal.
388
00:17:23,387 --> 00:17:25,347
Well, that explains what
hypnotized all those people.
389
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,938
But how did Declan Patrick
reach so many victims?
390
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,257
They came from cities
all over.
391
00:17:30,359 --> 00:17:31,809
We think it has something
to do with his new game.
392
00:17:31,912 --> 00:17:32,602
Where's Jake?
393
00:17:32,706 --> 00:17:33,566
Well, that's just it, sir!
394
00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:35,053
He's at home playing
the game.
395
00:17:35,157 --> 00:17:36,917
The answer may be
on level 17.
396
00:17:37,021 --> 00:17:39,061
Declan kept insisting
that we play it.
397
00:17:40,576 --> 00:17:43,126
Kirby, I finally beat
level 17.
398
00:17:43,234 --> 00:17:44,514
I understand so much now.
399
00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:45,715
About the Mind Leech?
400
00:17:45,823 --> 00:17:46,823
I have somewhere to go.
401
00:17:46,927 --> 00:17:48,207
That "somewhere" better
be right here.
402
00:17:48,308 --> 00:17:49,478
We're at MonsterCon 3!
403
00:17:49,585 --> 00:17:50,895
Jake, Mr. Stockley wants--
404
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,070
Oh no, he's hypnotized!
405
00:17:54,176 --> 00:17:56,586
The Mind Leech must have made
Declan imbed some secret code
406
00:17:56,696 --> 00:17:59,176
that hypnotizes anybody
who beats level 17.
407
00:17:59,285 --> 00:18:00,175
Whoooo!!!!!!!!!
408
00:18:00,286 --> 00:18:01,426
I am it!
409
00:18:01,528 --> 00:18:02,738
There!
410
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:03,530
That good!
411
00:18:03,634 --> 00:18:05,674
We've gotta stop Jake!
412
00:18:05,774 --> 00:18:07,334
Jake!
413
00:18:07,431 --> 00:18:08,431
Jake. come in!
414
00:18:08,535 --> 00:18:10,255
I cant rack him
on TroopGrid.
415
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,303
Got him!
416
00:18:13,402 --> 00:18:14,062
And he's heading straight
for a Kaiju feeding portal
417
00:18:14,162 --> 00:18:14,822
that just opened up!
418
00:18:14,921 --> 00:18:15,651
You've got to stop him!
419
00:18:15,749 --> 00:18:16,719
Don't worry, sir.
420
00:18:16,819 --> 00:18:18,369
I'm prepared
for anything!
421
00:18:34,078 --> 00:18:35,148
This thing have a button.
422
00:18:36,287 --> 00:18:37,247
Got it.
423
00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:42,158
Oh, my.
424
00:19:01,243 --> 00:19:03,633
So, you're clear
on the plan, right?
425
00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:05,798
Babushka's has
to save me.
426
00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:06,663
Yeah, whatever.
427
00:19:06,766 --> 00:19:08,796
It's your 20 bucks.
428
00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:14,046
Hayley want
Hekawistani manicure?
429
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,743
Oh! Hi, Babushka!
430
00:19:15,844 --> 00:19:18,234
Look, Scotty,
it's Babushka's!
431
00:19:18,329 --> 00:19:21,509
[laughs]
432
00:19:21,608 --> 00:19:23,778
I guess, you're comin'
with me!
433
00:19:27,649 --> 00:19:29,929
Look, Babushka, save me!
434
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:31,790
I'm getting dragged away.
435
00:19:31,894 --> 00:19:33,344
I'm so proud for you!
436
00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:35,238
It is beautiful!
437
00:19:35,346 --> 00:19:37,866
This is just how my mother
met my father!
438
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,179
Babushka!
439
00:19:39,281 --> 00:19:42,461
Congratulations on love
connections!
440
00:19:43,112 --> 00:19:44,422
[watch rings]
441
00:19:44,528 --> 00:19:46,188
Hayley, Jake's about to be
eaten by the Kaiju.
442
00:19:46,288 --> 00:19:47,978
Meet me at the Battle
Cruisers!
443
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:49,603
I'll be there in a minute,
Kirby.
444
00:19:53,847 --> 00:19:56,197
Alright, there's Jake!
445
00:19:56,298 --> 00:19:58,088
Now, Jake said your weapons
were a little funky.
446
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,157
Are you sure this one is
going to work?
447
00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:00,437
I'm certain.
448
00:20:03,581 --> 00:20:05,341
I'm fairly certain.
449
00:20:05,445 --> 00:20:06,475
The Kaiju.
450
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,000
Get rid of them first,
451
00:20:09,104 --> 00:20:12,494
and then take care
of Declan Patrick
and the Mind Leach.
452
00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:13,730
[hisses and roars]
453
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:14,873
Let's go!
454
00:20:23,636 --> 00:20:24,526
Jake!
455
00:20:24,637 --> 00:20:25,777
[laser fire]
456
00:20:29,366 --> 00:20:30,606
Kirby, don't move!!
457
00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:33,886
[laser fire]
458
00:20:36,476 --> 00:20:38,506
You saved my life.
459
00:20:38,616 --> 00:20:39,716
How can I repay you?
460
00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:41,244
Not another one
of those.
461
00:20:50,076 --> 00:20:51,106
Stand down!
462
00:20:52,837 --> 00:20:55,217
Come, enter the portal!
463
00:20:55,978 --> 00:20:57,118
Hurry up, shoot
the Leech!
464
00:20:57,221 --> 00:20:58,151
I can't get a clear shot!
465
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,497
I might destroy Declan.
466
00:20:59,603 --> 00:21:02,053
Yes, yes...
467
00:21:02,157 --> 00:21:03,187
I believe in you,
Kirby.
468
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:04,706
Just shoot!!!
469
00:21:08,715 --> 00:21:10,545
My belief in you
only lasts so long, Kirby.
470
00:21:16,689 --> 00:21:18,859
[laser fire]
471
00:21:18,967 --> 00:21:20,487
[laughs]
472
00:21:35,811 --> 00:21:36,571
What happened?
473
00:21:36,674 --> 00:21:38,194
Where am I?
474
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,327
This is disgusting!!
475
00:21:40,437 --> 00:21:44,787
I believe you'll find all
your answers right here:
476
00:22:00,388 --> 00:22:01,838
Hayley!
477
00:22:01,941 --> 00:22:03,321
Babushka,
478
00:22:03,425 --> 00:22:05,495
While I respect
Hekawistani culture
479
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,360
with the possible
exception of what you
consider fashion--
480
00:22:08,465 --> 00:22:10,495
I just can't have you
following me all day
and night.
481
00:22:10,605 --> 00:22:12,535
It's not how you say
'thank you' here.
482
00:22:12,641 --> 00:22:14,951
If you want to be
a real American,
483
00:22:15,057 --> 00:22:16,847
you have to do things
the way Americans do.
484
00:22:16,956 --> 00:22:18,266
I know.
485
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,101
You do?
486
00:22:19,199 --> 00:22:21,239
Yes, Babushka find out.
487
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,690
In America, people
who do these things
488
00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:28,140
are called personal assistants
and get paid $50 an hour
489
00:22:28,243 --> 00:22:29,833
cash money.
490
00:22:29,934 --> 00:22:30,634
What's this?
491
00:22:30,728 --> 00:22:31,968
Babushka make bill.
492
00:22:32,074 --> 00:22:33,974
For $1200!!!
493
00:22:34,076 --> 00:22:35,796
Plus mileage.
494
00:22:38,771 --> 00:22:40,291
Congratulations, Babushka.
495
00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:43,193
You've become
a true American.
496
00:22:46,434 --> 00:22:49,374
[bell ringing]
497
00:22:54,338 --> 00:23:07,518
♪
498
00:23:07,627 --> 00:23:20,537
♪
499
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:31,760
♪
500
00:23:31,858 --> 00:23:35,858
♪
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