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[buzzing sounds]

Excuse me.

Watch where you're going, Dweeb.

[buzzing sounds]

Here are your options:

You can get beat up

or you can run, get caught, and then get beat up.

Perhaps there's a third option you're not thinking of.

Like what?

[buzzing sounds]

[growls]

Just spit-balling, but perhaps we could use this moment

to become the best of friends, an unlikely alliance.

I'm pretty good with the first two options.

But I like you, so--

You'll let me go?

No.

I'm gonna beat you to a pulp,

but I'm gonna give you the first shot.

Come on.

Take it.

Could you hold...?

No.

[buzzing sounds]

[cheering] Whooo!!!!!!!

Felix?

Dude, what just happened?

I just...took that guy out!

[laughs]

Seriously, what happened?

[crowd chanting] Felix, Felix...!!

Uh-oh, too high, too high!

[crowd chanting] Felix, Felix...!!

[growls]

Way to go!

So, Principal Nuss yelled at you for fighting?

It was totally worth the blemish on my permanent record.

I mean, the gifts, the compliments,

the feeling of...

what's the opposite of shame?

Self-esteem?

Yeah! I think I've got that.

That's all you have left?!

Tilapia?

But you're out of burgers?

That's 'cause you didn't think school kids

would go for them?

Yeah, lady, newsflash!

There are a million burger joints in the world.

But no tilapia joints.

That's because no one likes tilapia!!!!!!

What's with your girlfriend?

Not my girlfriend.

We've hung out a couple times.

And clearly she doesn't like tilapia

and I don't blame her.

Ooo, pudding.

How are ya doing?

Study hard.

Felix, dude.

You sit with us now.

[Girl's voice]: Come sit with us, Felix.

The V.I.P. table?

What's the big deal about the V.I.P. table?

It's where the beautiful and popular eat lunch.

I've only heard tales about what happens in there.

Heard?

You can see what goes on in there.

They're eating lunch.

This is it.

It's more beautiful than I ever imagined.

I'm a foot away from you.

Give me time.

I'll send for you.

I am popular.

For the first time, students are throwing food to me

instead of at me.

It's awesome!

Gear up, guys.

We have monster activity.

Hayley, this is a Husking Drak.

It's a tough one.

I need you to take a lead on this capture.

Can't someone else lead?

The decorating committee dumped a thousand Wombats

to assemble for Wombat Week.

Apparently, I'm the only one qualified

to glue on googly eyes.

I'm sorry, they're right.

I'm giving you the Sonic Lash.

So now I'm being punished for being perfect?

Exhibit A: your model of the Blorg monster...

and Jake's.

Are we still using that or can I finally eat the candy eyes?

I have a fix on the husking Drak.

Let's roll, Troop.

Jake, can you please carry the tracking device?

I'm kind of swamped here.

Fine.

"The Face" works every time.

The what?

"The Face." When someone asks me to do anything,

I bust it out and they leave me alone.

Watch.

You're doing it now?

Yeah.

Now, back to normal.

Now back to "the Face."

It's the same face.

[beeping]

Guys, focus, the husking Drak is close.

[roar]

That was easy.

Too easy.

Look.

It's only half a Husking Drak.

Something got to it first.

[pager beeps]

Oh, shoot, I gotta get back to decorating the hallways.

Jake, I need you on forensics so we can find out

what we're up against.

Okay, fine! Felix, you do it.

Wha??

[chuckles]

It's the same face!

Hey, watch where you're going!

Those are for the fund-raiser, you know!

It's like you don't even care if the twirling team

has new batons!

It's very much like I don't.

Good luck with that.

That'll be fifty cents.

Good luck with that too.

You know, you've had a bad attitude

ever since you got here.

What is your problem?!

Right now, you!!!

Oh, no, no, no.

You better back off.

Don't you dare--

I spent all night making that.

Now you'll spend all night washing it out of your hair.

What is going on here?!

Leave me alone!

Stop it!

Do we have a problem here?

Students of Lakewood!

The time of picking on the weak and socially challenged is over!

Never again will your underwear be lifted

past your rib cage;

never again will you be forced to wear a "Kick Me" sign

behind your back unless you want to!

Yes!

The fear stops here!

[cheering and applause]

So shall we dance?

[cheering and applause]

Come on, Princess, take a seat.

No one here's going to bite you.

Actually, he might.

[growls]

I can take care of myself.

Oooh.

Tough talk coming from a girl

who's obviously never been to detention.

You need me to get you

a little disinfecting wipe for the chair.

You have wipes?

Ha ha, very funny.

Almost as funny as when I shoved that éclair up your nose.

Although it sounded more like crying than laughing.

Look who's talking.

[Mimicking Hayley]: I'm Hayley.

A fritter scratched my cornea.

Boo-hoo.

Just remember--

there are more fritters where that came from.

Bring it!

If you want to go, let's go!

What are you doing?

I'm not afraid of you or your pleather jacket.

I told you I could take care of myself.

Huh.

Maybe there's more to you than a little stuck-up,

goody-goody, A-minus, cheerleader than I thought.

A plus, thank you.

Maybe there's more to you than the straight-to-prison,

leather-wearing degenerate than I thought.

You said I wore pleather.

I did.

But I was mad at you and took it out on your jacket.

Sorry.

Thanks.

You know it's hard sometimes--

being a strong girl.

Everybody is so quick to judge.

No Joke.

Just because I never back down from a fight

doesn't mean I don't get scared.

Just because I'm smart,

doesn't mean I know every answer.

It's hard being strong, smart, sensitive

and stunningly beautiful.

That's really sweet.

I was talking about me.

Oh.

But you're okay...

for second place.

[laughs]

I was gonna meet some friends at Hannigan's later,

you wanna come?

Uh... maybe another time, Princess.

I've got some...stuff I gotta do.

But seriously, you tell anyone about this conversation,

you'll spend the rest of your life

breathing through a fritter.

[growling and snarling]

Man, this Husking Drak is a mess!

Did you guys do this?

No, that's how we found it.

I thought I'd take a little break

from delivering justice to the people

and check in on my team.

You know, you blew me off at fifth period again.

And I apologize for that.

I was gonna tell you after fifth period,

but then I blew it off.

Why? Because I am mentally preparing myself

for my total annihilation of Buddy Tampkin.

The kid who has stayed back six years?!

Kid?

He's voted for two presidents!

Bad student, great citizen.

His bark is worse than his bite.

Except for that time he bit a dog.

Felix, you can't do this.

He'll destroy you.

Wow, couch it a little next time

to protect his ego.

I was.

I'm going to put an end to his noogie-filled reign of terror.

Because when trouble comes calling,

Felix is there to serve up justice...

Hot, buttered justice.

Hot buttered...

Hey, Mugsy.

I'll have the Family Super Sundae Celebration,

extra fudge.

The bananas aren't going to split themselves.

Go.

How many people is that for?

Just me.

Want me to order you one?

No.

Wild night on the town, Princess?

Doing some extra credit work.

But I'm plenty fun.

When it's not a school night, or weekends

because that's when I do my volunteer work.

What about boys?

Nobody worth mentioning.

Not even Jake?

Jake?

No, we're just friends.

But we're good friends.

Yeah, it must be nice to have someone who really gets you.

Hey Hayley, a bunch of us are going over to Shane's tonight,

you coming?

Sounds fun actually.

Cadence, would you wanna come?

Hayley, a minute?

What are you doing inviting Cadence anywhere?

She's a total skeeze.

Know what, Roxanne?

You need to stop judging people

before you open up your big mouth.

because it's mean, rude and quite frankly,

you need a breath mint.

We'll deal with this at cheer practice.

I bet.

Come on.

Thanks, prom queen.

She had it coming.

Wow.

I know.

What a rip off.

If we're lucky,

one of the security cameras around the school

might have a shot of the monster

that was feeding on the Drak.

Hey, Felix, it's your fight

where you broke Alejandro's collarbone.

Oh, such wonderful memories.

Did you see that?

Play it back in slow motion.

A Blood Thrasher!

You didn't knock out Alejandro Rosenbaum.

The monster did.

I can't believe it.

Sorry, Buddy.

But at least you know before you got yourself hurt.

What am I going to do?

What am I going to do?

All of my fans are expecting me to stand up to this guy?

There are lots of kinds of brave.

And sometimes maybe the bravest thing to do

is change your name, undergo some minor facial surgery

and move to Detroit.

How is that brave?

Have you been to Detroit?

If the Blood Thrasher eats monsters,

let's give it one.

Sorry, Venomous Trog.

I feel bad for the little guy.

This monster?

No, Felix who's got to clean this cage.

It's a mess.

What the?!!!!

Jake, down!

[roar]

[loud roars]

[loud roars]

You okay?

What was that?

I have no idea.

You don't have to hide, Felix.

It's not a big deal.

Going from hero to coward is a big deal.

You're totally my hero.

You think the skateboarding squirrel

from the internet is a hero,

so it kind of loses meaning.

This thing must be broken.

It's going off for no reason.

No reason...

I'll be right back.

[laughs]

You're thinking about the skateboarding squirrel,

aren't you?

Maybe.

It's not just the squirrel,

he's more human than you or me.

Come on, Jake.

Buddy Tampkin.

Let's bolt before he sees us.

No.

I have to do something.

Are you nuts?

Look at the guy.

He's like a soda machine with feet.

He'll probably pummel me,

but if I don't stand up

for all of the tortured students of Lakewood, no one will.

It's time to man up.

Now hold my bag of moisturizers and bath salts.

Release the underpants, Buddy.

What are you gonna do about it?

This.

[laughter]

Okay, wrong shirt, but it doesn't matter.

I have to try to stop injustice when I see it.

So, injustice is here.

Stop me.

You can do it, Felix.

You just have to find the strength inside yourself

you never knew you had.

Dude, I was totally bluffing!

I already called an ambulance.

I'm a real hero!

I'll never be afraid again.

He's up!

What?!!!

Ahhhhh!!!!!!

Cadence, have you seen anything unusual!

Eating a Festering Harpie, I'll take that as a yes.

We can talk about this.

What are we gonna talk about?

I'm half a monster and you're a monster hunter

and there's nothing either of us can do about that.

Maybe there's something we can do

so you can control your monster side.

You think I haven't tried?!

You think I like living like an animal?

Never fitting in either world?

Always having to hide under the burden of all of this?

I understand.

We both have to live with our secrets.

Yeah, but you don't have to live with this:

[loud roars]

Felix, Jake, I need backup!

I found the Blood Thrasher.

[roars]

Cadence, it doesn't have to be like this.

[loud roars]

Okay, maybe it does.

[laser fire]

[loud roars]

Have no fear.

Felix the Conqueror and his little friend are here!

I'm bigger than you!

[laser fire]

Get ready for some hot buttered--

Okay, let's make this a fair fight.

[laser fire]

[small growls]

Just go.

[loud roar]

I got it!

You got the monster?

Yeah, she disintegrated when I blasted her.

How'd you know it was a she?

I...um.

Are you guys okay?

Well, we're in a dumpster, so not terrific.

Hey Felix, we saved a seat for ya.

You should go.

You earned it.

I think I'll sit with my friends from now on.

You sure about this?

You two are the bestest I've ever--

Oh, my gosh, are those cupcakes!!!

I'll be right back in a sec.