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It's go time.

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[crash sounds]

Ugh!

Gas particles in the air, freezing agents missing.

It was definitely here.

Well, the monster's gone now.

No way, it can't just disappear.

The Ice Ghoul is made of ice, Jake.

It probably shifted to some kind of H2O:

ice, water, even mist.

That's why they call it an Ice Ghoul.

[bubble sounds]

Let's find him.

Alright I got the lead on this.

Wait. Really?

Yes, this is my thing, chemistry.

Just because I slipped up back there

with the garbage doesn't mean it'll happen again.

Ahhhh!!!!

Felix! Felix!! Are you okay? Talk to me.

[bubbling]

[loud roars]

Jake, nooo!!!

No!!

Hayley.

Warm up Jake. It's okay.

Did I get him?

Yeah, Jake, you got him.

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Done.

What do you think?

It looks nothing like me.

It's an Ice Ghoul for my comic.

Then what was I posing for?

I just wanted you to sit still for a while--

you eat fries weird.

Ridiculous.

Ever think about asking her out?

Who?

Hayley.

You guys were pretty cozy together

while she was thawing you out.

Hayley and me? That's crazy.

Why, did she say something?

I can teach you how to get her.

I'm quite the love tutor.

You, a love tutor?

You get nervous around the CPR dummy.

She has a name and it's Alexandra!

Jake, I've created a foolproof algorithm for dating success.

You've lost your mind.

Suit yourself.

But here comes one of my graduates.

Ow!

Teach me.

Great.

Let's go over some pick up lines.

First, the compliment:

Hey, that's a fun top."

Second, the romantic:

"Was there an earthquake

because you just rocked my world."

Third, the direct approach:

"Hi, my name is...."

Fill in the blank.

She knows my name.

Perfect, so you're ahead of the game....

Go.

Hey.

Hi.

That is a fun top for an earthquake.

My name is blank.

The Ice Ghoul did more damage to your brain

than I thought.

Felix Garcia, you have been granted an interview

with The Developmental Organization

for Remarkable Kids.

D.O.R.K.?

D.O.R.K. is an elite school for super geniuses.

Please join us for an orientation tour.

We look forward to the pleasure of judging your brilliance.

This day has finally arrived.

You're not gonna leave The Troop, are you?

Leave "The Troop?" No way.

But if I never took the tour, I'd regret it.

Now be honest, did you ever think in your wildest dreams

that it was possible for me to become a D.O.R.K.?

Yeah.

Definitely.

Thank you for coming, Mr. Stockley,

But I think I can handle

the Welcoming Committee on my own.

I'm a guidance counselor.

It's my job to care of the students.

Besides, some of the new kids give away stuff

from the gift basket.

So, how are we gonna be able to tell who the new girl is?

Here is a picture of her at her old school.

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Tomorrow I'd love a peach.

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Cadence Nash?

I'm Mr. Stockley.

Unless you're in charge of detention, expulsions

or have change for the soda machine,

we'll never speak again.

Thanks for coming.

Welcome to Lakewood, I'm Hayley Steele.

I know exactly who you are.

You think you can tell everything about a person

just by one look.

Sure, when they're your type.

Completely predictable.

Predictable?

As if.

I'm a--

[saying the exact same things]

Oh!

Yeah, predictable.

Don't bother showing me around.

It's my fifth high school.

I'll figure it out.

Hey...you can't just park your motorcycle over there.

It's not my motorcycle.

Felix Garcia, I am Dr. Nairobi, headmaster of D.O.R.K.

What do you think of us so far?

So far, sir, it's just a...door.

Exactly.

And that's just the beginning.

Follow me.

Amazing, isn't it?

And soon, we'll have a machine

that automates these doors.

Ah, Radhika, this is Felix.

Will you show him around?

Hello Felix, I was just about to go

to the school's miniature golf course.

Would you like to join me?

There are nine holes, one for each planet

in our solar system.

Technically, there're only eight.

I made them keep Pluto.

It's my favorite.

Mine too.

Hayley, I'd like to ask you something..."

No, that's lame.

"Hayley, you and I have known each other..."

Arghhh!!!

Come on, Jake, get it together.

Just a date.

Hey.

Hi.

Hey, um...will you...

...go out with me?

Me?

I would love to.

What's your name?

Uh, Jake, but I meant...

...to be nice to the new girl.

That's so sweet of you.

It was?

Of course.

I thought I'd never make friends

and here you are making me feel like I belong.

Pick me up at 4:00.

And dress nicer than that.

Uh...Cadence, I'd like to talk to you about Jake.

I think there's been a mistake.

Oh.

Are you guys a thing?

No, but...

Oh, good.

'Cause Jack's so cute.

It's Jake.

And you see I think he was about to ask me out...

That's so weird, because Jack just asked me out.

Still Jake.

Jake. Gosh, it would have been so embarrassing

if I called him Jack on our date.

Thanks for looking out!

...By combining nascent nano-technology

and plush, recycled cotton, I successfully created

a facial tissue that will scan your mucus

for all your vital signs and 73 infectious diseases.

Now, would anyone care to try?

You.

[alarm wailing]

You might want to visit the school nurse right now.

And whoever has the locker next to him might want to go also.

I give you...

the future of human health.

[snapping finger sounds]

What's with the lights?

A fusion issue with the solar panels?

That's D.O.R.K.'s snack bell.

Dr. Nairobi says that our intelligent brains

are sensitive instruments.

No reason to attack them with loud noises.

That's a weird way to run a school.

Snacks, snacks, snacks...

Is that a robot with fajitas and pizza?

Yes.

Then again, who am I to question proven educational techniques?

So Felix, how do you like our institution?

In a word, LOVE.

You fit in well, Felix.

Your theories on alternative energy,

molecular biology and boogers are first rate.

By the power vested in me, I present you with this:

Are you saying...?

Today you are a D.O.R.K.

[snapping finger sounds]

All I'm saying is you seemed nervous,

like you were trying to do something else

when Cadence made you ask her out.

Made me?

Hey, I know exactly what I'm doing.

Totally in control.

Mm-hmm.

Help me open this.

There's no mistake.

Unless there's someone else you think

I should be going out with?

Well, maybe someone who knows your name isn't Jack.

It's just a nickname.

Cadence called me that all last period.

She gives one to everyone.

Oh, really?

What's mine?

I forgot.

Are you lying?

Yes. She calls you "rerun."

Rerun?

Like "seen it before?"

That's not very nice.

No, like "seen it before",

like it's familiar, predictable.

Like your "summer faves" playlist from seventh grade.

So now I'm a whiney pop song?

Is that what it is?!!

Oh!!!!

Uh, gee that's a fun top...

Hayley?

D.O.R.K. is an amazing opportunity,

but the Troop is such a big part of my life.

Why can't I have both?

That's life, but don't worry--

I'll find a replacement.

I found plenty before you

and I'll find plenty after you.

Sure, Ill be able to find someone who can design weapons,

build rockets, and crochet me afghans...

Aww!

Mr...

Aww, we took this after we almost got burned to ashes

by the Electro Raptor.

Good times.

Are you sure you'll be happier there?

Yes, in this school people think I'm a nerd.

But there?

I'm a D.O.R.K!

We have an important job here too, you know.

We save the world, and we're

...friends.

Exactly.

How can you leave?

D.O.R.K. has robots and fajitas.

I'll help you pack.

[crash sound]

I'll find some glue.

Methanospirillum...

Check mate, done!

Congratulations, you have just set a new school record

for the multi-dimensional thought test.

Yes!!!

(Robotic voice): Congratulations Felix, very impressive.

Let's do it again.

I want to beat my own record.

[cell phone] ***

Turn that off!

Dr. Nairobi bans shrill sounds from D.O.R.K.

Also not a big fan of Hip Hop.

Let me just take this.

Mr. Stockley, please stop crying.

I'm meeting you for lunch tomorrow.

[sobbing sounds]

Okay, I'm hanging up now.

Radhika.

Hey, Radhika, was that an earthquake

or did you just rock my world?

Still got it.

Radhika...

Ulgh!

Felix help!!!

Now, the trick to Foosball is...

...that.

Good shot.

Thanks.

Most guys might feel a little insecure if a girl beat them

this badly at anything.

I'm losing?

I thought we were tied.

It's 2 to 23.

24.

You're like the Amazing Xenon of Foosball.

The Amazing Xenon is--

An alien stranded on Earth

who uses his telekinetic abilities to fight crime

until he can find a way home.

Well...yeah.

I'm impressed.

It's kind of an obscure comic book.

Oh, please.

Gargantuan Rudy is obscure.

Xenon is niche.

Game!

So, how do you know so much about comics?

Move around as much as I do, you try to find something

that stays the same.

Comics are like that.

I could always pick up where I left off.

Yeah, I love comics too.

Actually, I've been working on one of my own.

Wow!

Wait a sec! Is that Rerun?

No!

Well, I draw every girl I think's pretty.

So you think Hayley is pretty?

Look, I could draw you...

So you think I'm pretty?

You are.

Don't you know that?

Of course, I do.

I just like making you say it.

Speaking of obscure, check this out.

Oh Felix, such a shame

you have discovered my project early.

Your brain needed a few months to ripen.

Dr. Nairobi, or should I say brain-eating Gorb.

You know who we are, human?!

Pretty easy to figure out what

with your enormous brains and tongues

sticking out of her head.

Then, you know how we're going to eat you.

Oww, that hurt!

What kind of a doctor are you?

Here's your third pizza.

Wow, you really were hungry.

Would you excuse me for a second.

I need help!

Dr. Nairobi is a Gorb who wants to eat my brains;

any smart brains, so tell Hayley to be careful.

What about me?

Um...I think you'll be fine.

Don't worry, Felix, I got it.

Hayley?

Hang tight, we'll be right there!!!

Jake, come on, we need to go.

What's she doing here?

She's following us.

She's not following us.

Hayley, tell her.

Um...no time for that!

See?

Jake, come on, we have urgent Mime club stuff.

Mime club?

Sorry, my friend's trapped in a box and can't get out.

I'll call you!

Let's go!

A pyramid, clever.

But I'm more clever.

By my calculations, I'm at least four inches

out of your reach!

To be fair to me, I was just eye balling it.

You take the roof, I'll check for an open window.

How about the front door?

I meant after we checked the front door.

Are you kidding me?

Some brainiac school with her

is cooler than hanging with me?

Cadence, just let me just say something...

That's a fun top.

You need to go home.

It's not safe for you here.

No, it's not safe for you.

No one steals my date unless I want my date stolen,

I don't want to fight about this.

Well, I kinda do.

Girls fighting over me!

Man, I wish there were more people around.

We have to save Felix.

But you'll continue fighting over me later, right?

[crash sound]

Up here!

[laser fire]

[laser fire]

Aaargh!!!

The game is over, Felix.

And thank you for bringing us another tasty brain.

If you want a tasty brain, you can try mine first.

That hurts.

What's going on?

That's our bell here.

Our bell... I've got an idea!

Jake, call my cell phone.

I'm right here and I'm almost out of minutes

for the month.

Just do it!

[dialing]

You don't have me on your speed dial!

[loud cell phone ring] ***

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!

[laser blasts]

[laser blast]

[laughs]

Now, who's the dummy!

Okay, I am burning my hand.

Felix, you saved me.

It was all of us.

Stranger, you saved me.

It was mostly me.

Here's your date, Jake.

You two can get back to drooling over comic books together.

Aha! You were spying.

No, you're just a loud talker.

I told you, I'm just being nice to the new girl.

While you guys argue, I'm doing the right thing

and unfreeze her.

Ow, Not the right thing.

What's going on?

I thought I was about to punch her.

Uh... I don't remember that.

Look, Jake, go have fun.

You being nice to the new girl is very cool, very Jake.

Really?

Pretty unpredictable.

You feel like a pizza or three?

Let's go.